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♪ Joy to the world ♪
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♪ The stockings are hung ♪
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♪ Let everyone have one ♪
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♪ We're birds of a feather ♪
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♪ The Greens
Are all together ♪
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- All right, I'm out.
- Wait, what? Cricket!
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Just where do you think
you're going?
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Remy's. He just got the new
Christmas update
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for "Outpost Infinity."
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Ah, yes, "Outpost Infinity."
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I know "Outpost Infinity."
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What is "Outpost Infinity"?
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I believe it's a VR
video game, Papa.
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Okay, thanks, sweetie.
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Uh, what does VR mean?
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- It means you're old.
- Ah!
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VR stands
for "virtual reality," Dad.
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You put on these goggles
and go inside a world
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that's so lifelike,
it's like real life...
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like.
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But, Cricket,
it's Christmas Eve.
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Don't you remember what we do
every Christmas Eve?
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Ugh! Our three family--
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♪ Our three family traditions ♪
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First, we decorate cookies.
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And then we play
Find the Fruitcake,
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where I hide a fruitcake
in the yard,
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and everyone
tries to find it.
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Try is right.
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I'm finding that fruitcake
this year,
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like I do every year.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what about
last year when I found it?
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Oh, yeah? What about my fist
in your teeth?
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You were saying, Papa?
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Thank you, Tilly.
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And finally, we all sing
"Gather Round, Ye Family"
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while placing a star
atop the tree.
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Like we do every single year.
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Ugh, see, that's the problem.
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We do the same thing
every year.
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So what if I miss it
just this once?
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What? Are you kidding me?
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You're my little Crick-mas elf.
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It's always been your very
important job to place the star
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on top of the tree.
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Ever since your first Christmas.
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Aw, memories.
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I was even bored as a baby.
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Look, how about this:
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I go to Remy's
to play "Outpost Infinity,"
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but I promise to be back home
before cookie-baking time.
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That way we can still do
all our old traditions.
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Dang it, the boy's reaching
across the aisle.
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Mm, well, all right,
but hurry back,
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because when it comes
to Christmas cookies,
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the most important ingredient
is family...
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Whoo-hoo!
"Outpost Infinity," here I come!
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Yeah, okay.
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No, no, no, Vasquez,
the order's all wrong.
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It should go Dasher,
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,
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then Comet, Cupid,
Donner and Blitzen.
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Cupid up front? Ha!
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Vasquez, you old
Christmas prankster.
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- Fix it, though.
- Hey, Remy.
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Cricket! You made it!
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Sorry I'm late.
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My dad was making a big deal
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about our Christmas Eve traditions.
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Christmas Eve traditions?
We don't do those.
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All our energy
goes into the big day itself.
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Exactly. Christmas Eve
should be reserved for gaming.
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- You ready?
- Yeah!
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Cricket, are you sure
you should stay?
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This snow is really
coming down.
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Snow schmoe.
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- It's VR time!
- Whoo!
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Can I come down now?
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Fix the reindeer
and we'll talk.
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"Outpost Infinity,"
here we come.
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Oh, man,
that game has everything.
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Building, monsters,
even Christmas-themed violence.
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- Uh, Cricket.
- What?
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I think the blizzard hit.
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Oh, dang. We're snowed in!
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There's no way
I can get back home in this.
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Oh, I just know Dad's gonna say
something like...
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Dang it, Cricket,
I knew letting you
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go play that video game
was a mistake.
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How are we supposed to do
our family traditions
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if the family isn't all here?
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Hey, no one's decorating
until Cricket gets back.
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Aw.
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- Uh...
- Oh, man, I feel terrible.
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We could've just played "Outpost
Infinity" from our own houses,
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and you never would have
gotten stuck over here.
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But my family doesn't own
a VR system.
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Heck, we can barely
afford R.
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Yes, you do!
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I got you one
as a Christmas present.
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I had Vasquez put it
under your tree.
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You should really
lock your doors.
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There's a VR system at my house?
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Dad, it's a Christmas miracle!
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We can still do all
our Christmas Eve traditions...
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in virtual reality.
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What are you talking about, son?
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We can meet
up inside the game
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and do the same junk
we normally do.
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It'll be like
we're all home together.
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Maybe even better.
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What in the world?
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Oh, glorious techno-magical
reality portal.
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Papa, please give it a try
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so that Cricket can be with us
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for our Christmas Eve traditions.
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I don't know.
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Makes no difference to me,
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as long as I can still
trounce Nancy
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at Find the Fruitcake.
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Dream on, old lady.
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I'll dominate you
in any dimension.
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Christmas inside a video game?
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Well, this just feels like
some sort of cheap gimmick.
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No, no, it's an expensive gimmick.
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We can talk about
the monthly fee later.
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Whoa! Uh, what the...?
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Oh, intriguing.
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- Huh?
- Wow.
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Welcome to "Outpost Infinity."
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a totally customizable
virtual reality.
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Within this game,
we can build our house
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and do all our Christmas Eve traditions.
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And the best part is,
we'll all be together.
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Including me!
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Remy, is that you?
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Hi, Mr. Green.
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I burn tons of XP
and have all the upgrades.
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I... play this game a lot.
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Cricket, I just don't know
about this.
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How are we supposed to do our
Christmas Eve traditions here?
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This is nothing
like being home together.
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You're forgetting, Dad.
This is a building game.
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All we got to do
is open the options menu...
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Options menu?
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...and then building is easy.
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What kind of witchcraft is this?
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Making things
out of thin air?
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Where's the fun in building
without any power tools?
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I didn't even get
to use a miter saw.
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Speaking of tools,
what kind of tool is this?
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Hot dog! I gots me
a flamethrower.
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Hey! Watch it, Alice.
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You're not the only one
with a weapon.
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There's no need for fighting,
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because I'd definitely win.
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Wait a minute.
A flamethrower? A spear?
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Tilly has a giant axe?
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What kind of a game is this?
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One where we must use
both our wits and courage
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to fight off--
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Boredom. Fight off boredom.
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Because it's such
a peaceful world.
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And nothing says peace
like building
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with these fancy
building tools.
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This hammer's a lot bigger
than any I've ever used.
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Now let's finish
building our house,
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so we can get to those
family traditions.
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Building tools, eh?
What a world.
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My axe will only be used
for chopping wood.
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Remy, come here.
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If my dad finds out
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what kind of game
this really is,
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he'll never get onboard
with us
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doing our Christmas Eve
traditions in here.
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That's why I need you
to patrol the perimeter
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and keep any you-know-what's
away from my family.
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Oh, Cricket, my Cricket.
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It would be an honor
and a privilege.
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Come on, Cricket.
Let's get to building.
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Oh, yeah. Sounds good.
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And voilà. Home sweet home.
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This looks nothing
like our house in real life.
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Uh, sure it does.
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- See?
- I guess so.
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Now let's finish
recreating our house
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so we can get
to those family traditions.
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Sounds like a deal to me.
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Did somebody say "deal"?
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Hey, kids, would you like
to purchase
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some cool downloadable
content?
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Customize your appearance
with Santa suits, elf ears,
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or bedazzled the new
candy cane cannon, today on--
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What is this thing?
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That's Mr. Extras.
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He's an annoying
in-game feature
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that tries to sell you
useless game add-ons.
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Now you, get. Get, you!
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Cricket, stop!
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How dare you scare
this sweet little scamp?
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Oh, especially when he's
all alone on Christmas Eve.
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Would you like to learn
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about the spirit of Christmas,
Mr. Extras?
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I would love to...
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sell you some custom stockings.
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Just give me your parents'
credit card number.
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Uh, we'll work on that.
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What in Santa's beard was that?
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Uh, Remy must be having
the tummy troubles.
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I'll go check on him.
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Hey, buddy.
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Doing okay out here?
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That's a lot
of monster guts on you.
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Yeah, but at least
the Christmas update
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makes it look like tinsel.
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More festive,
less gruesome.
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Okay, but you got everything
under control?
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For now, but it's only
gonna get harder.
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- What? Why is that?
- We didn't play long enough
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for me to show you before,
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but "Outpost Infinity"
is a defense game.
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The longer we spend
in this world,
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the more monsters
are gonna show up.
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Oh, my gosh,
I got to get my family
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to complete our Christmas Eve
traditions soon,
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or else we're gonna
be mistle-toast.
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Wow!
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Okay, it's Christmas Eve
and we've got no time to waste.
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Let's boogie on those
traditions, people.
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First up, cookie decoration.
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Huh? Oh!
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Ooh.
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Easy, shug, what's the rush?
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Rush? No rush.
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Just eager to get
my decorating on.
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Hi, friend.
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Would you like to buy
an ugly Christmas sweater?
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I would not.
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Would you care to join
in the spirit of Christmas
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by decorating some cookies
with me?
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This can be yours.
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Just use your Experience points,
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or your Payfriend
or Spendmo accounts.
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Give it a chance,
Mr. Extras.
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Maybe a little icing will
get you in the holiday spirit.
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"Icing"...a happy song
with every purchase
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of a holiday skins bonus pack.
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Oh, Mr. Extras.
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Hey, Nancy,
you got a little icing on you.
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- Where?
- Here!
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Revenge really is sweet.
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Hey, you messed up
my masterpiece.
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Y'all look like you're ready
tradition number two:
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Find the Fruitcake.
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Dad, we'll clean up here
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while you go find a hiding spot
for that fruitcake, okay?
256
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,860
Okay.
257
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,404
Hiding a fruitcake
in virtual reality?
258
00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,115
I don't know about this.
259
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,282
What the...?
260
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,617
Camo cloak?
261
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,370
Hmm.
262
00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,125
My greatest hide ever.
263
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,418
They're gonna have a heck
of a time finding it this year.
264
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,463
Okay, family,
265
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,465
first one to find
the fruitcake wins.
266
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,093
On your mark, get set, go!
267
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,845
- Whoo!
- Whee!
268
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,471
As long as we wrap this up soon,
269
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,765
we should have plenty of time
to finish everything.
270
00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,642
Now where the heck
is that fruitcake?
271
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,769
Dang, not in here either.
272
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,730
Where is it, snowman?
273
00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,316
Dang, Dad, you really
hid it good this year.
274
00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,026
I sure did.
275
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,904
What'd I tell you?
VR ain't so bad.
276
00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,823
It is starting to
grow on me.
277
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,992
Hey, why don't I help you guys
out a little?
278
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,535
You're getting colder.
279
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,744
Oh, now hotter.
280
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,079
Almost on fire!
281
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,123
Oh, no, colder again.
282
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,419
Oh, my gosh!
283
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,549
Boy, don't you crowd me
while I'm fruitcake hunting.
284
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,801
Cricket, I'm sorry!
285
00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,887
- Remy, what happened?
- A huge wave came,
286
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,681
- and a couple got through.
- What?
287
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,349
But everyone was just
getting into it.
288
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,519
Hey, Nancy, I think
the fruitcake's right above you.
289
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,979
Huh? Whoa!
290
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,191
Uh, what the--? Ah!
291
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,401
Looks more like it's raining
wrinkled old ladies.
292
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,365
- Whew.
- We got to get your family
293
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,825
to pick up the pace,
294
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,202
or you won't finish
all your traditions
295
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,204
before we're overrun
by monsters!
296
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,956
But how? We can't even find
the fruitcake.
297
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,959
Oh, just use the options menu
to create a duplicate fruitcake.
298
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,586
Your dad will never know
the difference.
299
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,837
Diabolical.
300
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,339
Remy, I love it.
301
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,050
Hmm. Where did I hide
that fruitcake?
302
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,427
Ooh, lookie here.
Found the fruitcake.
303
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,096
Game over. Time to move on
to the next tradition.
304
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,682
What do you say
we call go top that tree?
305
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,100
How did you--?
306
00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,061
Where exactly did you find it?
307
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,813
Hmm, do we want white lights
308
00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,190
or multicolored ones?
309
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,650
White.
310
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,151
No, multicolored.
311
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,653
Although, white is classic.
312
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,238
However, multicolored
is more colorful.
313
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,073
Multicolored looks fine.
It's fine.
314
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,866
Time to put on the tree topper.
315
00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,243
You know better
than to rush your father
316
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,953
- with his ornaments, boy.
- Ah! Gramma!
317
00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,329
Why have Christmas ornaments
318
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,414
when you can have
Christmas armaments?
319
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,832
Defend yourself
against the upcoming--
320
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,042
Quiet, you!
321
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,211
Tilly, would you get him
out of here?
322
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,838
He's, uh, ruining
the Christmas spirit.
323
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,299
Oh, Mr. Extras.
324
00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,260
It's time we had a talk.
325
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,721
Have a seat, Mr. Extras.
326
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,057
I tried to show you
the spirit of Christmas,
327
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,059
but it's just not
working out.
328
00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,144
Hurry up, Tilly.
We're doing the tree.
329
00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,272
I'm sorry,
but we must say goodbye.
330
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,815
Say goodbye?
331
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,359
More like, say goodbye
to boring game play with--
332
00:12:56,359 --> 00:13:00,863
Shh. Please don't make this more
difficult than it already is.
333
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,573
Could I interest you
in some power-up eggnog?
334
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,117
Candy cane claws?
335
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,078
Fifty percent off when you buy
the expansion pack.
336
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,289
If your algorithm
allows it.
337
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,041
Have a Merry Christmas,
Mr. Extras.
338
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,509
Okay, circle up
and tune your pipes, Greens.
339
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,095
We made it to our final
Christmas Eve tradition.
340
00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,639
Get ready to get topped, tree.
341
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,308
♪ Mi, mi, mi ♪
342
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,600
A little rusty, Alice?
343
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,060
I only sing
once a year.
344
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,604
Well, Cricket,
I was a little skeptical.
345
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,148
But we really pulled this off.
346
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,776
Whew! And just
in the nick of time.
347
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,279
Okay, family,
just like we do every year.
348
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,033
♪ Gather round, ye family ♪
349
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,118
♪ Behold the tree ♪
350
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:51,039
♪ Together we stand in unity ♪
351
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,834
♪ The love we share
Shows who we are ♪
352
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,921
♪ And burns as bright
As our Christmas star ♪
353
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,132
♪ Come close, our kinfolk ♪
354
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,134
♪ Come close, our brood ♪
355
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:07,472
♪ We bring the holiday spirit
To you ♪
356
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,476
♪ Christmas comes
But once a year ♪
357
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,563
♪ Yet the joy in our hearts
Is always here ♪
358
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,939
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
359
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,025
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
360
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,528
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
361
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,030
What'd I tell you?
362
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,364
These old traditions
ain't so bad, huh?
363
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,075
Yeah, they're starting
to grow on me.
364
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,118
Well, my little Crick-mas elf,
365
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,496
it's time for your
very important job.
366
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,835
It's a Christmas catastrophe!
367
00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,087
Whoa!
368
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,506
They're gonna eat us all!
369
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,966
- Christmas catastrophe?
- Who's gonna eat us?
370
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,511
And where did you get
such lovely sparkles?
371
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,970
Cricket?
372
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,889
- What's going on here?
- Spill it, boy.
373
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,934
I was hoping
it wouldn't come to this,
374
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,228
but there's no hiding it
any longer.
375
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,439
"Outpost Infinity"
is a building game, yes.
376
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,399
- Get to the point, boy!
- But it also has monsters
377
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,069
that destroy all the buildings
and try to eat everyone.
378
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,071
Monsters? What kind of monsters?
379
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,372
Uh, that kind of monster.
380
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,582
Merry Christmas?
381
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,547
The weather outside
is frightful.
382
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,133
Take cover! I'll hold them off!
383
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,301
I should've known we couldn't
have family Christmas
384
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,553
in a video game.
385
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,054
Of course we can.
386
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,722
We just need to fight off
some super scary,
387
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,641
giant monsters first.
388
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,811
No. I've had enough.
389
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,229
There's nothing like
a bunch of monsters
390
00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,606
to remind you
that this isn't reality.
391
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,151
- The real reality...
- No, Dad, wait. We can--
392
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,278
The real reality
is that my son
393
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,948
didn't want to do our family
traditions and bailed on us.
394
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,908
Sometimes you just got to know
when to throw in
395
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,451
the decorative Christmas towel.
396
00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:55,955
Go ahead and eat me,
397
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,457
you tradition killers!
398
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,088
Come and get it,
you big icicle!
399
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,507
I'm sorry, Dad.
I made a mistake, okay?
400
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,551
Yes, I thought I was bored
by our traditions,
401
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,596
but now I realize it wouldn't
be Christmas without them.
402
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,431
Without you guys.
403
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,892
Looks like the only way we get
to spend Christmas Eve together
404
00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,435
is in this game.
405
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,312
So if that means
fighting monsters,
406
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,771
then that's what I'm gonna do.
407
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,273
Who's with me?
408
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,818
As your sister,
I am forever your ride or die.
409
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,112
Those dopes
don't stand a chance.
410
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,364
Let's toast some monster heinie.
411
00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,616
And Dad?
412
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,034
You with me?
413
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,496
All right, Cricket.
We'll bash some monsters.
414
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,749
As a family.
415
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,292
Charge!
416
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,085
You can take
our virtual lives,
417
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:47,548
but you'll never take
our Christmas traditions!
418
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,052
Whoo!
419
00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,262
Can't get me now.
420
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,476
Pop goes the snowman.
421
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,063
Oh, everybody!
422
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,564
Hit him with everything
you've got!
423
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:15,159
Hyah!
424
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,702
There's too many of them!
425
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,873
They're gonna destroy our house.
426
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,834
But I never got to top the tree.
427
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,336
I made a little extra help.
428
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,089
We need extra help.
429
00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,008
Did someone say extra?
430
00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,385
Oh, Mr. Extras.
431
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,178
I realize now
that offering a good deal
432
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,513
is a good deed.
433
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,181
You had the spirit
of Christmas inside you
434
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,641
the whole time.
435
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,811
Guys! Our house!
436
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,312
Mr. Extras,
what do you got?
437
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,232
How about the candy cane cannon?
438
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,193
A weapon that can destroy
any enemy with one direct shot.
439
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,736
- It could be yours--
- Yeah, okay, okay.
440
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,071
Take my whole XP bar.
441
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,739
That should be
more than enough.
442
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,451
Here, give me that.
443
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,705
Be careful!
It only has one...
444
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,914
shot.
445
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,209
Ooh, uh, Remy,
what do we do now?
446
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,878
You have to wait.
It needs to recharge.
447
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,964
Oh, he did not like that.
448
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,133
I'll keep it safe
until it's fully charged.
449
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,054
Remy!
450
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,056
I'll get it! Hyah!
451
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,769
Still getting it.
452
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,229
I got it! Whoa!
453
00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,690
Tilly, over here!
454
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,816
Cricket!
455
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,402
Take that.
456
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,488
Oh, no.
457
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,455
It's in the house. Oh, blort.
458
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,582
- I got you, Alice.
- Thanks for the help.
459
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,293
I just got to find me
another weapon.
460
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,919
How about a fruitcake?
461
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,838
It'll do just fine.
462
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,262
Hyah!
463
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,014
Told you I'd find
the fruitcake.
464
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,974
What are you talking about?
I found it!
465
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,605
Where is it?
Where is it? Ah-ha!
466
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,655
No, this isn't how
it was supposed to be.
467
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,824
I just wanted to spend
Christmas Eve with my family.
468
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,201
Hyah!
469
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,995
Nothing like some monster guts
470
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,497
to get you
in the Christmas spirit.
471
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,499
Dad!
472
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,586
Merry Christmas.
473
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,884
No, no, no, no, no, no!
474
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,188
The house.
475
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,109
Uh...
476
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,694
Christmas Even is ruined,
477
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,030
all because I wanted
to play a game.
478
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,490
Go ahead and log off.
479
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,075
You can still
do the traditions at home,
480
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,160
just without me.
481
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,372
Or we can stay here
and rebuild.
482
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,250
Yeah! Monsters and total
destruction can't stop us.
483
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,668
It's no use.
484
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,045
"Outpost Infinity"
is a wave game.
485
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,506
Another horde of monsters will
just destroy the house again.
486
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,341
That's the whole point.
487
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,301
I'm sorry,
but we'll never be able
488
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,012
to complete your family
traditions in here.
489
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,514
Well, maybe we don't
have to do
490
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,891
the exact same traditions
every year.
491
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,685
We could add
a new tradition.
492
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,019
Bashing monsters.
493
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,690
Yeah.
494
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,401
Okay, Greens,
here comes another wave.
495
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,070
Remember, if you die here,
you die in real life.
496
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,238
That's not true.
497
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,740
All right, family,
498
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,324
ready for round two?
499
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,160
- Ready.
- Then let's ho-ho...
500
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,078
go!
501
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,538
Yeah!
502
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,081
I didn't realize it before,
503
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,916
but it just doesn't feel
like Christmas
504
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,252
if I don't top the tree
with my family.
505
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,796
And if I can't do it
in the game...
506
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,716
Bingo-bango.
507
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,220
Christmas Eve traditions,
here I come!
508
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,558
Well, trudging through the snow
ain't gonna work.
509
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,143
Now how the heck
am I supposed to get home?
510
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,686
Hmm.
511
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,522
Bingo-bango.
512
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,150
Huh? Cupid up front?
513
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,402
Oh, Vasquez,
you've done it again.
514
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,279
Anyway, I got to hurry.
515
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,739
Sorry, Santa.
516
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,491
I gave the reindeer
the night off.
517
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,201
It's just you and me.
518
00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,036
And I'm driving.
519
00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,329
That okay with you,
big guy?
520
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,122
I'll take that as a yes.
521
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,791
On Cricket, on Cricket...
522
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,004
Hang on, Santa!
We're landing!
523
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,966
Whoa!
524
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,343
Oh, we're fine.
525
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,594
Next stop: home.
526
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,513
- Make way, make way!
- Huh?
527
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,431
Make way
for the Christmas glass.
528
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,391
Even a blizzard
can't stop us from delivering
529
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,269
this beautifully plain
and unstained pane. Huh?
530
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,438
Move! Move! We can't stop!
531
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,689
Don't panic.
532
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,817
This is what we trained for!
533
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,318
Santa, duck!
534
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,655
He got my letter!
535
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,949
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
536
00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,158
Oh, my gosh!
537
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,583
Merry Christmas!
538
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,556
Hey, where's Cricket?
539
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,974
I'm right here, Dad.
540
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,141
But I don't see you anywhere.
541
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,643
Did you put on
that camo cloak?
542
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,353
No, Dad, take off your goggles.
543
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,397
Goggles? Oh, right.
544
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,524
Cricket!
545
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,317
- You're back.
- Yeah.
546
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,027
Once I realized
547
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,071
we couldn't do the tree-topper
ceremony in the game,
548
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,448
I knew I had to find a way home
so we could do it together.
549
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,075
I just wanted
to be with you guys.
550
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,035
Like, really be with you.
551
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,537
Aw!
552
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,706
Yeah, Mr. Extras
wanted to be with me,
553
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,499
but he was just in it
for the money.
554
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,876
Been there.
555
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,127
I'll get it.
556
00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,588
Wonder who that could be.
557
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,673
Ah! Monster!
558
00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,258
The virtual world
has invaded ours.
559
00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:05,759
We're doomed!
560
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,597
Ah! Oh...
561
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,765
Merry Christmas Eve,
Green family.
562
00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,142
Oh, hi, Vasquez.
563
00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,310
We have a doorbell.
564
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,519
Cricket made it home!
565
00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,313
It's a Christmas miracle!
566
00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,064
Remy? What are you doing here?
567
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,733
Well, when it stopped snowing,
568
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,235
Vasquez dug out the helicopter
and we came looking for you.
569
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,695
Aw, thanks, bud.
570
00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,238
You know, since your family
doesn't have
571
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,948
any Christmas Eve traditions,
572
00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,199
want to stay for ours?
573
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,367
Can we?
574
00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,244
Hmm. I don't know.
575
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,329
- What do you think?
- Well...
576
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,914
We'd love to!
577
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,166
♪ Gather round, ye family ♪
578
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,376
♪ Rejoice with glee ♪
579
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,922
♪ Yuletide cheer
We spread to thee ♪
580
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:46,842
♪ The traditions we share
May be old or new ♪
581
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:51,305
♪ But the meaning of Christmas
Is always true ♪
582
00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:55,142
♪ Family, family ♪
583
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:59,104
♪ The meaning of Christmas
Is always true ♪
584
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,775
Cricket!
585
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,278
♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪
586
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,990
♪ Lost a bet and got bit
By a hundred flies ♪
587
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,910
♪ I fell out
A big old tree ♪
588
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,121
♪ Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
589
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,457
♪ I got chased by a dog ♪
590
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,708
♪ Licked by a frog ♪
591
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,293
♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪
592
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,754
♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
593
00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,091
♪ I got splinters
At seven and ten ♪
594
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,760
♪ And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪