1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,668 ♪ 2 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,629 ♪ Joy to the world ♪ 3 00:00:03,629 --> 00:00:05,380 ♪ The stockings are hung ♪ 4 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:09,384 ♪ Let everyone have one ♪ 5 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,553 ♪ We're birds of a feather ♪ 6 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:13,388 ♪ The Greens Are all together ♪ 7 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:16,016 - All right, I'm out. - Wait, what? Cricket! 8 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,643 Just where do you think you're going? 9 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,937 Remy's. He just got the new Christmas update 10 00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:21,980 for "Outpost Infinity." 11 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,024 Ah, yes, "Outpost Infinity." 12 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,193 I know "Outpost Infinity." 13 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,028 What is "Outpost Infinity"? 14 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,030 I believe it's a VR video game, Papa. 15 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,615 Okay, thanks, sweetie. 16 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,116 Uh, what does VR mean? 17 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,409 - It means you're old. - Ah! 18 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:37,538 VR stands for "virtual reality," Dad. 19 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,540 You put on these goggles and go inside a world 20 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,417 that's so lifelike, it's like real life... 21 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,835 like. 22 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,546 But, Cricket, it's Christmas Eve. 23 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,340 Don't you remember what we do every Christmas Eve? 24 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,425 Ugh! Our three family-- 25 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,804 ♪ Our three family traditions ♪ 26 00:00:53,804 --> 00:00:56,265 First, we decorate cookies. 27 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,934 And then we play Find the Fruitcake, 28 00:00:58,934 --> 00:01:00,686 where I hide a fruitcake in the yard, 29 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:01,937 and everyone tries to find it. 30 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,313 GRAMMA: Try is right. 31 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:04,856 I'm finding that fruitcake this year, 32 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:06,441 like I do every year. 33 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,443 Oh, yeah? Well, what about last year when I found it? 34 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:11,321 Oh, yeah? What about my fist in your teeth? 35 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:13,240 - (both scream) - You were saying, Papa? 36 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,741 Thank you, Tilly. 37 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:18,036 And finally, we all sing "Gather Round, Ye Family" 38 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,038 while placing a star atop the tree. 39 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,749 Like we do every single year. 40 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,501 Ugh, see, that's the problem. 41 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,461 We do the same thing every year. 42 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:28,630 So what if I miss it just this once? 43 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,632 What? Are you kidding me? 44 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:33,385 - You're my little Crick-mas elf. - (grumbles) 45 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,721 It's always been your very important job to place the star 46 00:01:35,721 --> 00:01:37,222 on top of the tree. 47 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,016 Ever since your first Christmas. 48 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,310 Aw, memories. 49 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,145 I was even bored as a baby. 50 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,604 Look, how about this: 51 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,690 I go to Remy's to play "Outpost Infinity," 52 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:49,609 but I promise to be back home before cookie-baking time. 53 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:52,446 That way we can still do all our old traditions. 54 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,573 Dang it, the boy's reaching across the aisle. 55 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:57,326 Mm, well, all right, but hurry back, 56 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,119 because when it comes to Christmas cookies, 57 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:02,122 the most important ingredient is family... 58 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,958 Whoo-hoo! "Outpost Infinity," here I come! 59 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,376 Yeah, okay. 60 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,464 (grunts and exhales) 61 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,216 No, no, no, Vasquez, the order's all wrong. 62 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,261 It should go Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, 63 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:18,305 then Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen. 64 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,643 Cupid up front? Ha! 65 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,896 Vasquez, you old Christmas prankster. 66 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,314 - Fix it, though. - Hey, Remy. 67 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:28,690 Cricket! You made it! 68 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,941 Sorry I'm late. 69 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,276 My dad was making a big deal 70 00:02:31,276 --> 00:02:33,153 about our Christmas Eve traditions. 71 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,738 Christmas Eve traditions? We don't do those. 72 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,658 All our energy goes into the big day itself. 73 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:41,078 Exactly. Christmas Eve should be reserved for gaming. 74 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:42,663 - You ready? - Yeah! 75 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,331 Cricket, are you sure you should stay? 76 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,416 This snow is really coming down. 77 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,793 (scoffs) Snow schmoe. 78 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:49,461 - It's VR time! - Whoo! 79 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,962 VASQUEZ: Can I come down now? 80 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,964 Fix the reindeer and we'll talk. 81 00:02:52,964 --> 00:02:56,259 "Outpost Infinity," here we come. 82 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,708 (gasps and laughs) 83 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:31,795 Oh, man, that game has everything. 84 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:35,090 Building, monsters, even Christmas-themed violence. 85 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,092 - Uh, Cricket. - What? 86 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:38,844 I think the blizzard hit. 87 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:41,513 Oh, dang. We're snowed in! 88 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,475 There's no way I can get back home in this. 89 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,562 Oh, I just know Dad's gonna say something like... 90 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,147 Dang it, Cricket, I knew letting you 91 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:52,399 go play that video game was a mistake. 92 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,192 How are we supposed to do our family traditions 93 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:55,735 if the family isn't all here? 94 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,864 Hey, no one's decorating until Cricket gets back. 95 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,198 ALL: Aw. 96 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,576 - Uh... - Oh, man, I feel terrible. 97 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,245 We could've just played "Outpost Infinity" from our own houses, 98 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,080 and you never would have gotten stuck over here. 99 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,499 But my family doesn't own a VR system. 100 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,585 Heck, we can barely afford R. 101 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,712 Yes, you do! 102 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,338 I got you one as a Christmas present. 103 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,632 (whispers) I had Vasquez put it under your tree. 104 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,634 You should really lock your doors. 105 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,554 There's a VR system at my house? 106 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:23,638 (squeals) 107 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:25,515 Dad, it's a Christmas miracle! 108 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,934 We can still do all our Christmas Eve traditions... 109 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:30,103 in virtual reality. 110 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,730 What are you talking about, son? 111 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,607 CRICKET (on phone): We can meet up inside the game 112 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,442 and do the same junk we normally do. 113 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,902 It'll be like we're all home together. 114 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,111 Maybe even better. 115 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,447 What in the world? 116 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:43,575 Oh, glorious techno-magical reality portal. 117 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,494 Papa, please give it a try 118 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:46,787 so that Cricket can be with us 119 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,955 for our Christmas Eve traditions. 120 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,290 I don't know. 121 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,625 Makes no difference to me, 122 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,084 as long as I can still trounce Nancy 123 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,252 at Find the Fruitcake. 124 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:55,629 Dream on, old lady. 125 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,298 I'll dominate you in any dimension. 126 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,759 (sighs) Christmas inside a video game? 127 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,261 Well, this just feels like some sort of cheap gimmick. 128 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,430 No, no, it's an expensive gimmick. 129 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,724 We can talk about the monthly fee later. 130 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,313 (groans) 131 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,400 Whoa! Uh, what the...? 132 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,985 Oh, intriguing. 133 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,612 - Huh? - Wow. 134 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:23,615 CRICKET: Welcome to "Outpost Infinity." 135 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:26,326 a totally customizable virtual reality. 136 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,994 Within this game, we can build our house 137 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,455 and do all our Christmas Eve traditions. 138 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,999 And the best part is, we'll all be together. 139 00:05:32,999 --> 00:05:34,668 Including me! 140 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,294 BILL: Remy, is that you? 141 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:37,796 Hi, Mr. Green. 142 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,632 I burn tons of XP and have all the upgrades. 143 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:43,301 I... play this game a lot. 144 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,637 Cricket, I just don't know about this. 145 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,764 How are we supposed to do our Christmas Eve traditions here? 146 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,433 This is nothing like being home together. 147 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:52,811 You're forgetting, Dad. This is a building game. 148 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,438 All we got to do is open the options menu... 149 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:57,023 BILL: Options menu? 150 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,692 ...and then building is easy. 151 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,694 GRAMMA: What kind of witchcraft is this? 152 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,696 Making things out of thin air? 153 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,365 Where's the fun in building without any power tools? 154 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,368 I didn't even get to use a miter saw. 155 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,996 Speaking of tools, what kind of tool is this? 156 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,372 (whooping) 157 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,916 Hot dog! I gots me a flamethrower. 158 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,585 Hey! Watch it, Alice. 159 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:18,336 You're not the only one with a weapon. 160 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:20,005 There's no need for fighting, 161 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,840 because I'd definitely win. 162 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,301 Wait a minute. A flamethrower? A spear? 163 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:26,177 Tilly has a giant axe? 164 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,929 What kind of a game is this? 165 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,265 One where we must use both our wits and courage 166 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,516 to fight off-- 167 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,184 Boredom. Fight off boredom. 168 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,729 Because it's such a peaceful world. 169 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:37,731 And nothing says peace like building 170 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,108 with these fancy building tools. 171 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:43,320 This hammer's a lot bigger than any I've ever used. 172 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,821 Now let's finish building our house, 173 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,240 so we can get to those family traditions. 174 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,784 Building tools, eh? What a world. 175 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,245 My axe will only be used for chopping wood. 176 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,580 CRICKET: Remy, come here. 177 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,789 If my dad finds out 178 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,249 what kind of game this really is, 179 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:57,709 he'll never get onboard with us 180 00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,377 doing our Christmas Eve traditions in here. 181 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,671 That's why I need you to patrol the perimeter 182 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,590 and keep any you-know-what's away from my family. 183 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,425 Oh, Cricket, my Cricket. 184 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:08,553 It would be an honor and a privilege. 185 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,513 BILL: Come on, Cricket. Let's get to building. 186 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,557 (laughs) Oh, yeah. Sounds good. 187 00:07:12,557 --> 00:07:15,727 And voilà. Home sweet home. 188 00:07:15,727 --> 00:07:17,896 This looks nothing like our house in real life. 189 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:20,857 Uh, sure it does. 190 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,942 - See? - BILL: I guess so. 191 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,653 Now let's finish recreating our house 192 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,530 so we can get to those family traditions. 193 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,907 Sounds like a deal to me. 194 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,825 MR. EXTRAS: Did somebody say "deal"? 195 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,619 Hey, kids, would you like to purchase 196 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:34,371 some cool downloadable content? 197 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:36,956 Customize your appearance with Santa suits, elf ears, 198 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,251 or bedazzled the new candy cane cannon, today on-- 199 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,087 - What is this thing? - (sighs) 200 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,505 That's Mr. Extras. 201 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,507 He's an annoying in-game feature 202 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:48,093 that tries to sell you useless game add-ons. 203 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,095 Now you, get. Get, you! 204 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:51,471 Cricket, stop! 205 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:54,808 How dare you scare this sweet little scamp? 206 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,353 Oh, especially when he's all alone on Christmas Eve. 207 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,729 Would you like to learn 208 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,981 about the spirit of Christmas, Mr. Extras? 209 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,483 I would love to... 210 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,568 sell you some custom stockings. 211 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,737 Just give me your parents' credit card number. 212 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,280 Uh, we'll work on that. 213 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,490 (Remy screams) 214 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,492 What in Santa's beard was that? 215 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,452 Uh, Remy must be having the tummy troubles. 216 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:15,995 I'll go check on him. 217 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,664 (grunting) 218 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,130 (yells) 219 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:26,589 Hey, buddy. 220 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,966 (laughs nervously) Doing okay out here? 221 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,884 That's a lot of monster guts on you. 222 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,428 Yeah, but at least the Christmas update 223 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:32,721 makes it look like tinsel. 224 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,724 More festive, less gruesome. 225 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:37,767 Okay, but you got everything under control? 226 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,186 For now, but it's only gonna get harder. 227 00:08:40,186 --> 00:08:42,313 - What? Why is that? - We didn't play long enough 228 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,815 for me to show you before, 229 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:46,526 but "Outpost Infinity" is a defense game. 230 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,028 The longer we spend in this world, 231 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,904 the more monsters are gonna show up. 232 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:51,698 Oh, my gosh, I got to get my family 233 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,408 to complete our Christmas Eve traditions soon, 234 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:56,077 or else we're gonna be mistle-toast. 235 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,247 (festive music playing) 236 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,707 Wow! 237 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:06,880 Okay, it's Christmas Eve and we've got no time to waste. 238 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,548 Let's boogie on those traditions, people. 239 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,967 First up, cookie decoration. 240 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,302 Huh? Oh! 241 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,511 Ooh. 242 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:14,763 (chuckles) 243 00:09:14,763 --> 00:09:17,182 Easy, shug, what's the rush? 244 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,683 Rush? No rush. 245 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:20,685 Just eager to get my decorating on. 246 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,354 Hi, friend. 247 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:25,315 Would you like to buy an ugly Christmas sweater? 248 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:26,858 I would not. 249 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:28,693 Would you care to join in the spirit of Christmas 250 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,278 by decorating some cookies with me? 251 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,654 This can be yours. 252 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,989 Just use your Experience points, 253 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,408 or your Payfriend or Spendmo accounts. 254 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,285 Give it a chance, Mr. Extras. 255 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,205 Maybe a little icing will get you in the holiday spirit. 256 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:43,333 "Icing"...a happy song with every purchase 257 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,210 of a holiday skins bonus pack. 258 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,128 Oh, Mr. Extras. 259 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,464 Hey, Nancy, you got a little icing on you. 260 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,049 - Where? - GRAMMA: Here! 261 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,550 (laughs) 262 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,178 Revenge really is sweet. 263 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,098 (grunting) 264 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,768 Hey, you messed up my masterpiece. 265 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,270 Y'all look like you're ready tradition number two: 266 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,563 Find the Fruitcake. 267 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,273 Dad, we'll clean up here 268 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,442 while you go find a hiding spot for that fruitcake, okay? 269 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,860 Okay. 270 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,404 Hiding a fruitcake in virtual reality? 271 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:15,115 I don't know about this. 272 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,282 What the...? 273 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:17,617 Camo cloak? 274 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,370 Hmm. 275 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,414 (gasps) 276 00:10:23,414 --> 00:10:25,125 My greatest hide ever. 277 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,418 They're gonna have a heck of a time finding it this year. 278 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:28,628 (snickers) 279 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,463 Okay, family, 280 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,465 first one to find the fruitcake wins. 281 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,093 On your mark, get set, go! 282 00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,845 - Whoo! - Whee! 283 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,471 As long as we wrap this up soon, 284 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,765 we should have plenty of time to finish everything. 285 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,642 Now where the heck is that fruitcake? 286 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,769 Dang, not in here either. 287 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,730 Where is it, snowman? 288 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,316 Dang, Dad, you really hid it good this year. 289 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,026 (chuckles) I sure did. 290 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,904 What'd I tell you? VR ain't so bad. 291 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,823 It is starting to grow on me. 292 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,992 Hey, why don't I help you guys out a little? 293 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,535 You're getting colder. 294 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,744 Oh, now hotter. 295 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,079 Almost on fire! 296 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,123 - Oh, no, colder again. - (gasps) 297 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,916 (snarls) 298 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,419 Oh, my gosh! 299 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,504 (grunts) 300 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,549 Boy, don't you crowd me while I'm fruitcake hunting. 301 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,801 Cricket, I'm sorry! 302 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,887 - Remy, what happened? - A huge wave came, 303 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:21,681 - and a couple got through. - What? 304 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,349 But everyone was just getting into it. 305 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,519 Hey, Nancy, I think the fruitcake's right above you. 306 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:27,979 Huh? Whoa! 307 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,480 (laughs) 308 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,191 Uh, what the--? Ah! 309 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,401 Looks more like it's raining wrinkled old ladies. 310 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,029 (laughs) 311 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,197 (grunts) 312 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,365 - Whew. - We got to get your family 313 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:40,825 to pick up the pace, 314 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,202 or you won't finish all your traditions 315 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,204 before we're overrun by monsters! 316 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,956 But how? We can't even find the fruitcake. 317 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,959 Oh, just use the options menu to create a duplicate fruitcake. 318 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,586 Your dad will never know the difference. 319 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,837 Diabolical. 320 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,339 Remy, I love it. 321 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,050 Hmm. Where did I hide that fruitcake? 322 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,427 Ooh, lookie here. Found the fruitcake. 323 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,096 Game over. Time to move on to the next tradition. 324 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,682 What do you say we call go top that tree? 325 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,100 How did you--? 326 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:08,061 Where exactly did you find it? 327 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:10,813 Hmm, do we want white lights 328 00:12:10,813 --> 00:12:12,190 or multicolored ones? 329 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,650 White. 330 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,151 No, multicolored. 331 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,653 Although, white is classic. 332 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,238 However, multicolored is more colorful. 333 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,073 Multicolored looks fine. It's fine. 334 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,866 Time to put on the tree topper. 335 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,243 You know better than to rush your father 336 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,953 - with his ornaments, boy. - Ah! Gramma! 337 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,329 Why have Christmas ornaments 338 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,414 when you can have Christmas armaments? 339 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,832 Defend yourself against the upcoming-- 340 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,042 Quiet, you! 341 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,211 Tilly, would you get him out of here? 342 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,838 He's, uh, ruining the Christmas spirit. 343 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:38,299 - (grunts) - Oh, Mr. Extras. 344 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:40,260 It's time we had a talk. 345 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,721 Have a seat, Mr. Extras. 346 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:46,057 I tried to show you the spirit of Christmas, 347 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,059 but it's just not working out. 348 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,144 CRICKET: Hurry up, Tilly. We're doing the tree. 349 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,272 I'm sorry, but we must say goodbye. 350 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,815 Say goodbye? 351 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,359 More like, say goodbye to boring game play with-- 352 00:12:56,359 --> 00:13:00,863 Shh. Please don't make this more difficult than it already is. 353 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,573 Could I interest you in some power-up eggnog? 354 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,117 Candy cane claws? 355 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,078 Fifty percent off when you buy the expansion pack. 356 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,289 If your algorithm allows it. 357 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,041 Have a Merry Christmas, Mr. Extras. 358 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,509 Okay, circle up and tune your pipes, Greens. 359 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,095 We made it to our final Christmas Eve tradition. 360 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,639 Get ready to get topped, tree. 361 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,308 ♪ Mi, mi, mi ♪ 362 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,600 A little rusty, Alice? 363 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,060 I only sing once a year. 364 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,604 Well, Cricket, I was a little skeptical. 365 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,148 But we really pulled this off. 366 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,776 Whew! And just in the nick of time. 367 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,279 Okay, family, just like we do every year. 368 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,033 ALL: ♪ Gather round, ye family ♪ 369 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,118 ♪ Behold the tree ♪ 370 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:51,039 ♪ Together we stand in unity ♪ 371 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:54,834 ♪ The love we share Shows who we are ♪ 372 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,921 ♪ And burns as bright As our Christmas star ♪ 373 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,132 ♪ Come close, our kinfolk ♪ 374 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,134 ♪ Come close, our brood ♪ 375 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:07,472 ♪ We bring the holiday spirit To you ♪ 376 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,476 ♪ Christmas comes But once a year ♪ 377 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:15,563 ♪ Yet the joy in our hearts Is always here ♪ 378 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,939 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 379 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,025 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 380 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:22,528 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 381 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,030 What'd I tell you? 382 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,364 These old traditions ain't so bad, huh? 383 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,075 Yeah, they're starting to grow on me. 384 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,118 Well, my little Crick-mas elf, 385 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,496 it's time for your very important job. 386 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,835 REMY: It's a Christmas catastrophe! 387 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,087 Whoa! 388 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,506 They're gonna eat us all! 389 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,966 - Christmas catastrophe? - Who's gonna eat us? 390 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,511 And where did you get such lovely sparkles? 391 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,970 Cricket? 392 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,889 - What's going on here? - Spill it, boy. 393 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,349 (laughs nervously) 394 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,934 I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, 395 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,228 but there's no hiding it any longer. 396 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,439 "Outpost Infinity" is a building game, yes. 397 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,399 - Get to the point, boy! - But it also has monsters 398 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,069 that destroy all the buildings and try to eat everyone. 399 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,071 Monsters? What kind of monsters? 400 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,572 - (loud crash) - (all scream) 401 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,495 (growling) 402 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:14,372 Uh, that kind of monster. 403 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:16,582 Merry Christmas? 404 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,794 (monsters growling) 405 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:22,547 TILLY: The weather outside is frightful. 406 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:25,133 Take cover! I'll hold them off! 407 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,301 I should've known we couldn't have family Christmas 408 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,553 in a video game. 409 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,054 Of course we can. 410 00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,722 We just need to fight off some super scary, 411 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,641 giant monsters first. 412 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,143 (yelling) 413 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,811 No. I've had enough. 414 00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,229 There's nothing like a bunch of monsters 415 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:40,606 to remind you that this isn't reality. 416 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,151 - The real reality... - No, Dad, wait. We can-- 417 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,278 The real reality is that my son 418 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,948 didn't want to do our family traditions and bailed on us. 419 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,908 Sometimes you just got to know when to throw in 420 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,451 the decorative Christmas towel. 421 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,745 (snarling) 422 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:55,955 Go ahead and eat me, 423 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,457 you tradition killers! 424 00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,001 (growls) 425 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:01,586 (yells) 426 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,088 REMY: Come and get it, you big icicle! 427 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,507 I'm sorry, Dad. I made a mistake, okay? 428 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,551 Yes, I thought I was bored by our traditions, 429 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,596 but now I realize it wouldn't be Christmas without them. 430 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,431 Without you guys. 431 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,892 Looks like the only way we get to spend Christmas Eve together 432 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:17,435 is in this game. 433 00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,312 So if that means fighting monsters, 434 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,771 then that's what I'm gonna do. 435 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,273 Who's with me? 436 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:25,818 As your sister, I am forever your ride or die. 437 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:28,112 Those dopes don't stand a chance. 438 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,364 Let's toast some monster heinie. 439 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:31,616 And Dad? 440 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,034 You with me? 441 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,496 All right, Cricket. We'll bash some monsters. 442 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,749 As a family. 443 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,292 Charge! 444 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,085 You can take our virtual lives, 445 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:47,548 but you'll never take our Christmas traditions! 446 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,052 Whoo! 447 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:53,262 (laughs) Can't get me now. 448 00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,476 Pop goes the snowman. 449 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,102 (screaming) 450 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,063 - (growling) - CRICKET: Oh, everybody! 451 00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,564 Hit him with everything you've got! 452 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,651 (roars) 453 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,197 (gasps) 454 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:15,159 Hyah! 455 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,702 There's too many of them! 456 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:17,912 (growling) 457 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,247 (gasps) 458 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,873 They're gonna destroy our house. 459 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,834 But I never got to top the tree. 460 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,336 I made a little extra help. 461 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,504 (gasps) 462 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,089 We need extra help. 463 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:31,008 Did someone say extra? 464 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:32,385 Oh, Mr. Extras. 465 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,178 I realize now that offering a good deal 466 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,513 is a good deed. 467 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,181 You had the spirit of Christmas inside you 468 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,641 the whole time. 469 00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:41,811 Guys! Our house! 470 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,312 Mr. Extras, what do you got? 471 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:46,232 How about the candy cane cannon? 472 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,193 A weapon that can destroy any enemy with one direct shot. 473 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,736 - It could be yours-- - Yeah, okay, okay. 474 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,071 Take my whole XP bar. 475 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,739 That should be more than enough. 476 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,241 (croaking) 477 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,451 Here, give me that. 478 00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,705 Be careful! It only has one... 479 00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:01,914 shot. 480 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,207 (laughs nervously) 481 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,209 Ooh, uh, Remy, what do we do now? 482 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,878 You have to wait. It needs to recharge. 483 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,964 TILLY: Oh, he did not like that. 484 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,133 I'll keep it safe until it's fully charged. 485 00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:14,760 (yells and grunts) 486 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,054 Remy! 487 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,056 I'll get it! Hyah! 488 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,769 Still getting it. 489 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,229 I got it! Whoa! 490 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:27,690 Tilly, over here! 491 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,816 Cricket! 492 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,402 Take that. 493 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,488 Oh, no. 494 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,455 It's in the house. Oh, blort. 495 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,582 - I got you, Alice. - GRAMMA: Thanks for the help. 496 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,293 I just got to find me another weapon. 497 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,919 How about a fruitcake? 498 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,838 It'll do just fine. 499 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,594 (growls) 500 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,262 Hyah! 501 00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,014 Told you I'd find the fruitcake. 502 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,974 What are you talking about? I found it! 503 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,517 (panting) 504 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,605 Where is it? Where is it? Ah-ha! 505 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,068 (growling) 506 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,655 No, this isn't how it was supposed to be. 507 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,824 I just wanted to spend Christmas Eve with my family. 508 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,201 Hyah! 509 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,995 Nothing like some monster guts 510 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,497 to get you in the Christmas spirit. 511 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,499 - Dad! - (creature roars) 512 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,586 Merry Christmas. 513 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,589 (screams) 514 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,884 CRICKET: No, no, no, no, no, no! 515 00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,349 (electricity crackling) 516 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,188 The house. 517 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,109 Uh... 518 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,694 Christmas Even is ruined, 519 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,030 all because I wanted to play a game. 520 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,490 Go ahead and log off. 521 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,075 You can still do the traditions at home, 522 00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:03,160 just without me. 523 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,372 Or we can stay here and rebuild. 524 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,250 Yeah! Monsters and total destruction can't stop us. 525 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,668 It's no use. 526 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,045 "Outpost Infinity" is a wave game. 527 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,506 Another horde of monsters will just destroy the house again. 528 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,341 That's the whole point. 529 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,301 I'm sorry, but we'll never be able 530 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:22,012 to complete your family traditions in here. 531 00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,514 Well, maybe we don't have to do 532 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,891 the exact same traditions every year. 533 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,685 We could add a new tradition. 534 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,019 Bashing monsters. 535 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,312 (all cheer) 536 00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,690 (chuckles) Yeah. 537 00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,401 Okay, Greens, here comes another wave. 538 00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:38,070 Remember, if you die here, you die in real life. 539 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,238 That's not true. 540 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,740 All right, family, 541 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,324 ready for round two? 542 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,160 - Ready. - Then let's ho-ho... 543 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,078 go! 544 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,538 GRAMMA: Yeah! 545 00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,081 I didn't realize it before, 546 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,916 but it just doesn't feel like Christmas 547 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,252 if I don't top the tree with my family. 548 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,796 And if I can't do it in the game... 549 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,006 (gasps) 550 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,716 Bingo-bango. 551 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,301 (grunting) 552 00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,220 Christmas Eve traditions, here I come! 553 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,639 - (loud crash) - (gasps) 554 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,558 Well, trudging through the snow ain't gonna work. 555 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,143 Now how the heck am I supposed to get home? 556 00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,686 Hmm. 557 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,522 Bingo-bango. 558 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,150 Huh? Cupid up front? 559 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:18,402 Oh, Vasquez, you've done it again. 560 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,279 Anyway, I got to hurry. 561 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,739 Sorry, Santa. 562 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,491 I gave the reindeer the night off. 563 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,201 It's just you and me. 564 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:27,036 And I'm driving. 565 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,329 That okay with you, big guy? 566 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,122 I'll take that as a yes. 567 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,791 On Cricket, on Cricket... 568 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,543 (screams) 569 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,004 Hang on, Santa! We're landing! 570 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,547 (whimpering) 571 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,966 Whoa! 572 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,343 Oh, we're fine. 573 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,594 Next stop: home. 574 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,513 - LLOYD: Make way, make way! - Huh? 575 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,431 Make way for the Christmas glass. 576 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,391 Even a blizzard can't stop us from delivering 577 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,269 this beautifully plain and unstained pane. Huh? 578 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,438 Move! Move! We can't stop! 579 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,689 (gasps) Don't panic. 580 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,817 This is what we trained for! 581 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,318 Santa, duck! 582 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,655 (gasps) He got my letter! 583 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,949 Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. 584 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,158 Oh, my gosh! 585 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,743 (horn blaring) 586 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,746 (screams) 587 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:14,583 Merry Christmas! 588 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,585 - (roaring) - (all yelling) 589 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,005 (unenthused yelling) 590 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,556 Hey, where's Cricket? 591 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:29,974 CRICKET: I'm right here, Dad. 592 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,141 But I don't see you anywhere. 593 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,643 Did you put on that camo cloak? 594 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,353 CRICKET: No, Dad, take off your goggles. 595 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,397 Goggles? Oh, right. 596 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,524 (gasps) Cricket! 597 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,317 - You're back. - Yeah. 598 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,027 Once I realized 599 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,071 we couldn't do the tree-topper ceremony in the game, 600 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:46,448 I knew I had to find a way home so we could do it together. 601 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,075 I just wanted to be with you guys. 602 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,035 Like, really be with you. 603 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,537 ALL: Aw! 604 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,706 Yeah, Mr. Extras wanted to be with me, 605 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:55,499 but he was just in it for the money. 606 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,876 - Been there. - (knock on door) 607 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,127 I'll get it. 608 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:00,588 Wonder who that could be. 609 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,673 - (snarls) - Ah! Monster! 610 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,258 The virtual world has invaded ours. 611 00:23:04,258 --> 00:23:05,759 We're doomed! 612 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,304 (grumbles) 613 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,597 ALL: Ah! Oh... 614 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,765 Merry Christmas Eve, Green family. 615 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,142 Oh, hi, Vasquez. 616 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,310 We have a doorbell. 617 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:15,519 Cricket made it home! 618 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,313 It's a Christmas miracle! 619 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,064 Remy? What are you doing here? 620 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,733 Well, when it stopped snowing, 621 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:23,235 Vasquez dug out the helicopter and we came looking for you. 622 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,695 Aw, thanks, bud. 623 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,238 You know, since your family doesn't have 624 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,948 any Christmas Eve traditions, 625 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,199 want to stay for ours? 626 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,367 (gasps) Can we? 627 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:32,244 Hmm. I don't know. 628 00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,329 - What do you think? - Well... 629 00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:34,914 We'd love to! 630 00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,166 ALL: ♪ Gather round, ye family ♪ 631 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,376 ♪ Rejoice with glee ♪ 632 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:42,922 ♪ Yuletide cheer We spread to thee ♪ 633 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:46,842 ♪ The traditions we share May be old or new ♪ 634 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:51,305 ♪ But the meaning of Christmas Is always true ♪ 635 00:23:51,305 --> 00:23:55,142 ♪ Family, family ♪ 636 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:59,104 ♪ The meaning of Christmas Is always true ♪ 637 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:02,775 BILL: Cricket! 638 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:06,278 ♪ I got sweat in my eyes ♪ 639 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,990 ♪ Lost a bet and got bit By a hundred flies ♪ 640 00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,910 ♪ I fell out A big old tree ♪ 641 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:16,121 ♪ Hit every branch And scraped up both my knees ♪ 642 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,457 ♪ I got chased by a dog ♪ 643 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,708 ♪ Licked by a frog ♪ 644 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,293 ♪ Got a rash on my leg ♪ 645 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,754 ♪ Dropped a dozen eggs ♪ 646 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:27,091 ♪ I got splinters At seven and ten ♪ 647 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,760 ♪ And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪