1 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:16,140 ["Nemesis" playing] 2 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:47,858 [music ends] 3 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:56,408 ["Stayin' Alive" playing] 4 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,537 [Cory] Hey. 5 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:04,249 Kyle, here we go. [laughing] 6 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,419 [Kyle speaks indistinctly] 7 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:12,799 My saving grace. Where would we be without Retta? 8 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,301 - Nowhere. - Nowhere. 9 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:17,513 Thank you, all. 10 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,766 - All right. Here we go. - [Yanko] I mean, 11 00:02:20,766 --> 00:02:21,850 - I know I'm shticky-- - Hey, Cory. 12 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:24,061 - Hey! - [Cory] Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. 13 00:02:24,061 --> 00:02:25,312 - [chuckles] - Here we go. 14 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:26,522 Let's sing for our supper. 15 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:27,731 - [Christina] Yeah. - Run up the bill. 16 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,650 - We're hungry. We're gonna kill it. - [Christina laughs] 17 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,404 [crowd cheering] 18 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:45,457 - [Retta] Hi, everybody. How's it going? - [cheering continues] 19 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,804 [dog barks] 20 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:03,851 - [exclaims] The UBA pooch! [chuckles] - [barking continues] 21 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,274 Hello, Bradley. 22 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,612 UBA, am I right? 23 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,906 [Cory] What a privilege. I salute you. 24 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:21,034 - Thank you for your service to UBA. - Thank you, sir. 25 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:25,372 This is the show. I love it. Great energy. 26 00:03:34,173 --> 00:03:35,174 [knocks] 27 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:38,051 - Thank you. [chuckles] - Ugh. 28 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,683 [Cory] You're gonna have your work cut out for you. 29 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,768 Let it rip. [groans] 30 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:52,816 [Retta] Here at UBA, we've been hearing the word "canceled" a lot. 31 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:55,444 And I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm starting to freak out a little bit. 32 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,447 I'm just saying. When I hear people talking about The Donner Party, 33 00:03:58,447 --> 00:04:02,659 I can't be sure if they're talking about our number one hit drama series 34 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,703 or lunch at the commissary. 35 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,872 - [Stella] Knock knock. - Oh, baby's first upfronts. 36 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:10,751 [sighs] God, I miss COVID. Can't we just do all of this on Zoom? 37 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,504 [laughs] Come on, it's tradition. It's fun. 38 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:17,089 It's a thousand ad execs from Chicago binge eating takeout from Flavortown. 39 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:19,885 Stella, don't be a snob. 40 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,596 [sighs] Fine. You ready? 41 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,597 Yep. 42 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:24,681 - [artist] Good to go. - Great. 43 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:27,309 [gasps] My best self. Thank you. 44 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:30,687 Look, this is all, like, a-a necessary evil, right? 45 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:35,609 Oh, it's the beautiful thing about bullshit. It can't be outsourced. 46 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:38,320 [Retta] ...institutional racism, and I'm like, 47 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,697 - "Yeah, the writing was on the wall... - [Cory sighs] 48 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,407 [Retta] ...when they canceled Basketball Wives." 49 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:46,620 'Cause that shit was good. And then the suits, they always say, 50 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,665 "Black people don't sell well overseas." 51 00:04:49,665 --> 00:04:53,669 And I'm like, "Really? 'Cause it seems to me we sold well for centuries." 52 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:57,339 - [audience groans] - Yeah, I said it. But y'all did it. 53 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:58,590 [audience cheering, laughing] 54 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,008 [Stella] Wow, she's amazing. 55 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,385 - Who's worse? - [Cory] Yeah. 56 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:02,761 Do you have eyes on the Ellipse boys? 57 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:05,722 Yeah, they're out there. Looking bored out of their minds. 58 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:08,892 - Are you ready to lock this shit down? - [Retta] ...a lot of sketchy shit... 59 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:11,436 If I get them to commit to $300 million in ad sales, 60 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,397 - I want a raise and a Birkin bag. - [Retta] ...because one old white lady... 61 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:15,190 - Oh, well, I'll do you one better. - [Retta] ...wrote Aunt Jemima. 62 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:18,861 If you get 'em to commit to $300 million, we all get to keep our jobs. 63 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,988 - [Stella] Mmm. - [Retta] Does no one remember... 64 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:24,074 We don't get our loan unless the ad boys pony up. 65 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,410 Now if you don't think you can pull it off, I can send Leonard. 66 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:29,454 - Trust me, I've got this. - [Retta] ...and his sext messages... 67 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,291 All right, well, singing a song of gladness and cheer. 68 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,668 Hi. Two minutes till you're on. 69 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,836 Knock 'em dead. 70 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,921 Thank you. 71 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,591 [sighs] 72 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,010 Thanks, Retta. 73 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,221 Secretly, I've been... [stammers] ...dreading this. Nah. 74 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:50,642 Thanks, Retta. Secretly-- "Hey, I've been s--" I've been secretly-- 75 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:53,562 Thanks, Retta. I've been secretly dreading this. 76 00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:58,233 Thanks, Retta. [sighs] I've been secretly dreading this. 77 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:06,575 [chuckles] Thanks, Retta. I've been secretly dreading this. 78 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,495 [breathes deeply] 79 00:06:10,495 --> 00:06:13,707 - [audience laughs] - And now, the man behind the curtain. 80 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:18,212 Some call him captain of the Titanic, others Napoleon at Waterloo. 81 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:21,381 I call him the man who definitely did not cut the brake lines 82 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,842 - in Mitch Kessler's car. - [audience laughing] 83 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:28,722 Please give it up for UBA's CEO, Cory Ellison. 84 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,642 - [audience cheering, laughing] - [sighs] 85 00:06:36,647 --> 00:06:38,649 Oh, shit. Hey, Napoleon. 86 00:06:38,649 --> 00:06:39,566 - Oh. - Hi. 87 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,778 I didn't see my, uh, docuseries on your fancy sizzle reel this morning. 88 00:06:42,778 --> 00:06:44,905 - [groans] Oh, my. - Are you not picking up the show? 89 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,616 Are you asking me as talent who needs placating 90 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,494 - or as a partner with a vested interest? - Don't fuck with me. Speak English. 91 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:54,122 - Just tell me what's happening. - [sighing] 92 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:58,085 We are flirting with financial disaster. [chuckles] 93 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:01,088 Okay, so does that-- You are not picking up the show? 94 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:04,049 Oh, the God's honest truth, I haven't made a decision about that. 95 00:07:04,049 --> 00:07:05,634 I have to see how things go this week. 96 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,178 What is going on? Are we in that much trouble? 97 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:12,182 [chuckles] It is... [stammers] ...dire, Alex. No bueno. 98 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:16,353 Okay, I'm s-- I'm very confused. I am very confused. 99 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,189 I thought you were all in with Paul Marks. 100 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,732 Oh, no. That deal is toast. 101 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,442 - It's toast? What? Wha-- - Yeah. 102 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,944 I guess he didn't like being cucked by you. 103 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,656 Okay... [stammers] ...first of all, I didn't cuck anybody. 104 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:29,324 Oh, yeah, that was a cucking. 105 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,410 And believe me when I tell you, the male ego is fragile. 106 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:33,662 Some guys aren't into that kind of thing. 107 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,790 Especially if you've spent the last 20 years reinventing jet propulsion. 108 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,042 But if you wanna help keep the lights on, 109 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:44,381 we could use your considerable superpowers to woo some ad execs tonight. 110 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,344 Mmm. [clicks tongue, inhales deeply] 111 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:53,807 - I wooed all morning, but okay. - Ah. 112 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,686 I will woo. I'll keep wooing till the cows come home. 113 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:00,898 - Thank you. - Sure. 114 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:03,692 [blows] 115 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:10,532 Hey, will you do me a favor? 116 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:13,911 Sure. Here are your pants for tonight for Cory's Hamptons thing. 117 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:17,497 Oh, right. Um, will you find out if Paul Marks is in town? 118 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,583 I was sure I was gonna see him this morning. 119 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,919 Yeah, I-I heard he was going to the YDA party. 120 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:23,212 He's staying at the Mercer. 121 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,047 - Really? - Yeah. 122 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,548 - Thank you. - Yeah. 123 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,177 [phone dings] 124 00:08:44,483 --> 00:08:49,196 Unfortunately, NBN's very own Laura Peterson was implicated 125 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:53,492 in UBA's hack. Unsurprisingly, no dick pics. 126 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:54,701 - [audience laughing] - [scoffs] 127 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:59,748 But we did find unreleased photos of Laura and Bradley gone wild. 128 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,209 - Oh. - Sorry, I meant in the wild. 129 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:06,547 I mean, by the looks of it, we're in for a Sound of Music lesbian reboot. 130 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:10,300 Whoo, my hills are alive just thinking about it. 131 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,302 [audience cheering, laughing] 132 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,730 [phone dialing] 133 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,107 [phone ringing] 134 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,943 Hey. How are you? 135 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,112 Hey... [sighs] ...I'm good. [chuckles] 136 00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,573 Who would've ever thought we were aspirational? 137 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:36,660 [laughs] I know. We should design a line of bonnets. 138 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:39,329 [chuckles] I'd be willing to open an Etsy store with you 139 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,039 if you come to Cory's party later. 140 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:45,169 I, um-- I thought maybe we could, uh, catch up. 141 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,337 I-- Uh, okay. 142 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,800 Yeah, I mean, if I can sneak away later from our skate party. 143 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,844 Things are a little crazy around here right now. 144 00:09:53,844 --> 00:09:58,307 Oh, really? I always thought NBN had their shit together, unlike this asylum. 145 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:02,102 [chuckles] No, we just put up a really good front. 146 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,022 I'm sorry. I have to run. I'm late for a Q and A 147 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:07,900 on legacy media in the digital age. Good times. 148 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,819 [chuckles] Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I'll-I'll see you later. 149 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,240 - Maybe. - [knocks] 150 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,284 Hey, Bradley. Mia was hoping you had a minute. 151 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,368 Oh, yeah. Sure. 152 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:28,295 Uh, yeah. Yeah. I understand. Thank you. [smacks lips] 153 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,215 Hey, I wanna interview the train conductor from the subway shooting. 154 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:32,508 - You good with that? - Yeah, sure. 155 00:10:32,508 --> 00:10:34,635 I have a slot for it on Thursday after Awkwafina. 156 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,053 Have Layla chase it while we're at Cory's. 157 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:38,055 Do I really have to go to this party? 158 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,642 It's gonna be fun. I mean, we'll-we'll get tipsy. 159 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,478 - We'll talk shit about everybody. - We can just do that here. 160 00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,397 - [stammering] I... - Okay. 161 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:50,192 - Hey, are you going to the Hamptons? - [Christina] Mm-hmm. 162 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:52,903 Pack snacks. It's a long-ass drive. What's up? 163 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,031 There's been a bombing in Mariupol. It's gonna be a big story. 164 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,742 The international news desk won't send a correspondent. 165 00:10:58,742 --> 00:11:01,203 Everybody is scared because of what happened to that French news crew. 166 00:11:01,203 --> 00:11:03,288 But if we can be the first to break this, Bradley-- 167 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,540 - What do you need? - I need a fixer. 168 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,250 Someone who can at least get my photographer in. 169 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:09,127 And since you were there in February, I thought maybe you might have someone. 170 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,172 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I have this guy, Pavlo. He's, um-- 171 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,800 His English isn't great, but he's pretty reliable. 172 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,262 Thanks. I know this is a bit off-book, but, um-- [sighs] 173 00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:22,432 Please. I'm tap dancing for ad executives while people are dying in Ukraine. 174 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,309 Let's do this. 175 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,604 How'd it go this morning? [sighs] 176 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,481 [sighs] Well, they were-- 177 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:32,150 seem really excited about the dog with superpowers show, 178 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,279 but meanwhile there's zero interest in our Texas abortion documentary. 179 00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:36,405 [Mia chuckles] Yikes. 180 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:39,116 - [sighs] Oh, here he is. - [phone dialing] 181 00:11:41,076 --> 00:11:42,077 [Pavlo speaking Ukrainian] 182 00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:44,913 - Pavlo, uh, it's Bradley Jackson. - Ugh. 183 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:48,125 Yes, from UBA. I'm here with my colleague, Mia Jordan. 184 00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,751 [Pavlo speaking Ukrainian] 185 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,212 [sighs] I'm sorry. Is there someone who speaks English? 186 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,839 [Pavlo speaking Ukrainian] 187 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,340 [speaking Russian] 188 00:11:55,883 --> 00:12:01,597 - [Pavlo speaking Russian] - [speaking Russian] 189 00:12:01,597 --> 00:12:03,098 [Pavlo scoffs, speaking Russian] 190 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,058 [speaking Russian] 191 00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:08,937 - [Pavlo speaking Russian] - [speaks Russian] 192 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:11,315 - Is that it? - Mmm. 193 00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:12,399 Uh, okay, bye. 194 00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,985 - What? I-- [chuckles] - Oh, right. My-- 195 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,570 I did not know you spoke Russian. 196 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,157 My father was stationed in Berlin in the '80s, and I-I studied Russian. 197 00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,074 It's a long story. 198 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,452 That is wildly impressive. And how come I didn't know? 199 00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:25,287 - [sighs] - Do you pull that out on dates? 200 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,080 What's a date? 201 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,832 [chuckles] 202 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,168 He wants $2,500. I'm calling André. 203 00:12:32,461 --> 00:12:33,629 - [sighs] - [phone dials] 204 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,714 [reporter, speaking Ukrainian] 205 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,799 [phone ringing] 206 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,515 - [phone continues ringing] - [sighs] 207 00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,642 - Hello? - Hey. How are you? 208 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:47,726 Hey. 209 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,479 Uh, you calling about the hospital bombing? 210 00:12:53,232 --> 00:12:55,776 Yeah, I got a guy who can get you in Mariupol. 211 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,946 Fan-fucking-tastic. How soon can he be here? 212 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,739 Well, I can get you his info as soon as we're off, 213 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,282 but I need you to understand the risk here. 214 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,659 [André] Yeah, yeah. I agree to all the terms... 215 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:05,661 - André, I'm serious. - ...and conditions. 216 00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,246 From what I'm hearing, it's a shit show. 217 00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,623 So you are assuming all liability. 218 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:13,293 [Mia] Under no circumstances can you say that you are working with UBA. 219 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,547 - I'll take it to the grave. - But no body bags for you, okay? 220 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,842 Fine, I'll live. Just please get me in there. 221 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:23,136 Okay. More soon. Bye. 222 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,184 - [Bradley chuckles] - What? 223 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,436 Nothing. 224 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,355 Nothing at all. 225 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:38,777 - Stop, Bradley. - [chuckles] 226 00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:40,779 Mmm. 227 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,577 [Reed] Revenue's down 23% year to date. 228 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:50,122 That's a 16 bil market cap, and your credit ratios are in free fall. 229 00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:52,499 Well, nah, it's really more of a controlled dive. 230 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,585 We're gonna do a barrel roll. 231 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:57,421 Hit the thrusters. Climb back up to 30,000 feet. 232 00:13:58,130 --> 00:14:00,632 Ad revenue's 46% of your business. 233 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,343 We're willing to engage if you can beat last year's spend. 234 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:07,431 Given what's been going on at UBA, that seems implausible. 235 00:14:07,431 --> 00:14:08,891 Well, what is implausible is that 236 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:13,520 Men of the Ice Age averages 7.2 million viewers in its fifth season. 237 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,397 They just discovered fire last week. 238 00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:19,443 That ice storm lasted 2.5 million years and so will we. 239 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:22,905 But to your point, my most capable lieutenant, Stella Bak, 240 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,450 she's locking down ad commitments as we speak. 241 00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,869 - We will have the money. Trust me. - [scoffs] 242 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,663 In this line of work, trust is a euphemism for fucked. 243 00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:35,584 - [Cory chuckles] - But hey, happy to be surprised. 244 00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:39,254 You let us know if you get there. We'll be ready to underwrite the loan. 245 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,882 [Sahil] In the meantime, enjoy your party. 246 00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:44,176 I heard you snagged that stunner on West End. 247 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:47,304 - Yeah, early pandemic buy. [chuckles] - Good for you. 248 00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,557 We should get a round in at Maidstone sometime. 249 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,725 That sounds great. 250 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,686 Yeah, of all the anti-Semitic clubs, that one's my favorite. 251 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,481 Well, some older members belong. 252 00:14:57,481 --> 00:15:00,359 - [chuckles] Mayflower Jews. - [chuckling] 253 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:02,778 See, this is the problem with New America. It's the same menu. 254 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:06,365 - Petit filet. King salmon. - No lobster tagliolini. 255 00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:07,282 [clicks tongue] Aw. 256 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,576 Drew was really hoping you'd take us to Carbone. 257 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:14,122 Carbone, seriously? Carbone is where you take your wife. 258 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:18,168 [chuckling] You get my wife to eat anything even resembling a carb, 259 00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:20,671 - and you can have my fucking job. - [chuckling] 260 00:15:21,547 --> 00:15:24,424 Good afternoon. I'm Erica. I'll be taking care of you today. 261 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,801 - Mmm. Yeah. - I feel better already. 262 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:29,388 Can I get you started on drinks while you're looking at the menus? 263 00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:30,347 - Yes, please. - Yeah. 264 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,975 We will actually start with an order of the Hamachi Crudo, 265 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:38,230 the yellowfin tuna tartare and, ooh, the full caviar service. 266 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,733 And I will have a Grey Goose martini. Dirty. Three olives. 267 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,235 - Two of those. - [mouthing words] Okay. 268 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:45,153 Stella? 269 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,365 Bombay Sapphire. Up, with a twist. And keep 'em coming. 270 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:51,785 [chuckles] Okay. Damn the torpedoes, right? 271 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,453 - I like this woman. - [Zach] Yeah. 272 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,873 - I heard you guys could drink. - [Zach] I guess we'll find out. 273 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:59,543 - We sure will. - [both chuckle] 274 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:00,878 This'll be fun. 275 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:35,746 [Alex] Hi. 276 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,664 Hi. 277 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,292 Did you hire some ex-Mossad to stalk me or something? 278 00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:44,171 Well, if by ex-Mossad you mean my assistant, then yes. 279 00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:50,469 - [sighs] Yeah. Cory send you? - God, no. 280 00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:52,471 Because if this is some kind of elaborate ploy 281 00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,681 to rope me back into the fold, I am not interested. 282 00:16:55,849 --> 00:16:58,477 Well, why don't you get in the car and find out? 283 00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:02,022 While I appreciate the ambush apology, I do actually have plans. 284 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,148 Okay... [stammers] ...the YDA-- 285 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,401 Are you seriously going to the YDA ice-skating thing? 286 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,069 [chuckling] 287 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,365 [chuckles] I swear, I'm not stalking you. People talk. 288 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,449 Yeah, I know they do. 289 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,617 Especially when a $40 billion deal is on the line. 290 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:22,626 Just get in the car. I have a suborbital surprise for you. 291 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:27,798 [chuckles] You are relentless. 292 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:31,677 You don't wanna show up to those things while people are still sober. 293 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,807 All right, Levy. Let's see what you got. 294 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:43,021 - Oh, no. Who's that? - Yeah, that's Howie, my security. 295 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:45,607 Well, can you tell Howie to stand down? 296 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,443 I mean, it's SoHo. You really think I'm kidnapping you? 297 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:50,946 [chuckles] Well, believe it or not, it wouldn't be the first time. 298 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,368 Wow. Instantly just got more interesting. 299 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,334 ["What Can I Say" playing] 300 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,766 - [Cory] All right. How we doing? - Great. Everything is pretty much set. 301 00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,645 We're gonna have to move the raw bar. 302 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,480 I thought you wanted it next to the cocktail tables. 303 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,358 Well, we can't have the oysters languishing in the sun. 304 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:34,281 The sunset is at 7:38, 280 degrees Northwest. 305 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,909 Salmonella isn't sybaritic, Kendra. 306 00:18:36,909 --> 00:18:38,619 - We're on it. - Good. 307 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,038 Sixty minutes, people. This is fun. Let's go! 308 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,875 [restaurant crowd chattering] 309 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,299 Ooh, yes. Thank you. 310 00:18:53,592 --> 00:18:57,221 So how do we know UBA+ isn't another CBN+ situation? 311 00:18:57,221 --> 00:18:58,722 It barely has any programming. 312 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:00,599 [scoffs] What does CBN+ have? 313 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:04,394 Alex Unfiltered reached an unprecedented number of households, 314 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,981 put UBA+ on the map, and we've only grown from there. 315 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,943 - My wife subscribed for Alex. - [Zach] Mmm. 316 00:19:10,943 --> 00:19:12,986 She made her book club read Alex's memoir. 317 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,154 [Zach] Mmm. 318 00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,698 She has a lot of theories about Alex's divorce. 319 00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:19,243 Thought she should've ended up with Chip Black. 320 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,620 Well, she's still America's sweetheart. 321 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,455 [Zach] Didn't seem sweet in Maggie Brener's book. 322 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:26,750 Maggie took her shot. No one gave a shit. Where is she now? 323 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,044 - [chuckles] - Still. [sighs] 324 00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:33,131 Some of our clients have concerns about brand affinity. 325 00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,008 It seems like every week there's a new scandal. 326 00:19:36,927 --> 00:19:41,056 But your wife, she's all in, right? 327 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,434 I think she likes the mess. 328 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:49,022 A lot of people do. Post-hack, our web traffic increased 250%. 329 00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:53,443 Scandals get clicks. That's an organic migration from web to streaming. 330 00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,154 Prying eyes became subscribers. 331 00:19:56,154 --> 00:19:59,324 So I would lock this shit down before the number gets any higher, 332 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,577 and we stop giving you a friends-and-family discount. 333 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,078 [both chuckle] 334 00:20:03,078 --> 00:20:05,789 Wow, I like you, Stella. You're surprising. 335 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:11,712 But you see, I'm gonna need another drink to think it over. So... 336 00:20:11,712 --> 00:20:12,629 [snaps] 337 00:20:12,629 --> 00:20:13,547 - Ah, yes. - [Drew sighs] 338 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,507 - [Erica] Another round? [sighs] - You read my mind. 339 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:22,723 - [Drew sighs] - Excuse me. Need the ladies'. 340 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,478 Hey. 341 00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,567 I'd be eternally grateful if you could bring water instead of gin. 342 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:35,777 These guys are impossible to keep up with. 343 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,404 - No problem. - Thanks. 344 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:48,999 I'm setting a 90-minute timer, then I'm gone. 345 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,293 I'll swim back to Manhattan if I have to. 346 00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:57,090 Uh, you are not leaving me alone in this palace of sadness. 347 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:01,136 It does kinda scream, 348 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,430 "Really, I'm fine being single." [chuckles] 349 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,057 [both chuckling] 350 00:21:05,599 --> 00:21:07,100 [party guests chattering] 351 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,896 - [Bradley] All right. - Come on in. 352 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:11,980 Thanks. 353 00:21:20,906 --> 00:21:22,115 Excuse me one second. Hi. 354 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:24,284 Hey. Your place looks great. 355 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:27,037 Oh, yeah. I made a few additions since, uh, you were last here. 356 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,872 You mean the ad execs don't come with the house? 357 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,708 That group of mouth breathers in the vintage Men's Warehouse 358 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,836 could really use the Bradley Jackson razzle-dazzle. 359 00:21:33,836 --> 00:21:35,170 You wanna go say hi? Good. Thank you. 360 00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,051 [sighs] 361 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,220 [mouthing words] Hi. 362 00:21:44,096 --> 00:21:45,097 I'm Bradley Jackson. 363 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:46,306 - Very nice to meet you. - Nice to meet-- 364 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:49,017 [announcer] Next ride. Welcome. [speaks indistinctly] 365 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,477 The one and only Coney Island. 366 00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:55,065 [people laughing, yelling, screaming] 367 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:59,361 So this place was called Astroland, and the whole park had a space theme. 368 00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,405 - Ah. I see. - And I worked here 369 00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,990 the summer before college. 370 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:05,868 Turned down an internship at The New Yorker... 371 00:22:05,868 --> 00:22:08,287 - [smacks lips] Ah. - ...to salt margarita glasses. 372 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,205 Well, your parents must've been so proud. 373 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:14,793 Oh. My father, he said if he'd known he was raising a cocktail waitress, 374 00:22:14,793 --> 00:22:16,753 he would've never bothered to teach me to read. 375 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:20,299 Huh. Well, is that what this is then? Is this a-a walk down memory lane? 376 00:22:20,299 --> 00:22:23,969 No, no. I act-- I really just wanted to apologize. 377 00:22:24,887 --> 00:22:26,805 I'm so sorry I bailed on the launch. 378 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:30,726 - I was just so pissed. - Right, so what was that about? 379 00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:35,731 [stammers] It had nothing to do with you. Nothing. 380 00:22:36,231 --> 00:22:38,150 Kinda felt like it had an awful lot to do with me. 381 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:41,486 I know. I'm sorry. I just have such-- 382 00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:46,742 I have a very complicated history with UBA. 383 00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:52,539 Um, men trying to... 384 00:22:53,624 --> 00:22:55,542 [stammers] ...control my destiny. 385 00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,085 And that is not on you. 386 00:22:58,295 --> 00:23:00,839 And you were right when you said we should take some time 387 00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:03,425 to get to know each other, and I screwed that up. 388 00:23:04,968 --> 00:23:07,137 Well, that was back when there was a deal on the table. 389 00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,222 That ship has sailed. 390 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:13,435 Mmm. Well, ha-- has it? 391 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,522 [sighs] I mean, you're here. 392 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:21,360 [chuckles] Under duress. 393 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:23,070 [Alex] Mmm. 394 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,866 [inaudible dialogue] 395 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:30,619 ["Love Is Back" playing] 396 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:44,049 Well, your suborbital surprise awaits you, sir. 397 00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:46,176 - [riders screaming] - [Paul] Really? 398 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:49,054 [chuckles] Come on. Come on, I owe you a ride. Let's go. 399 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,765 - Let's have some fun. - I hate standing in lines. 400 00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:55,060 [chuckles] Oh, my goodness. It's barely a line, moneybags. 401 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,604 Moneybags? Like you do your own grocery shopping. 402 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,022 And you do yours? 403 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,691 - No, I have a farm. - You do? 404 00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:02,234 It's completely self-sustainable. 405 00:24:02,234 --> 00:24:04,444 - Oh, what do you grow, Bitcoin? - [chuckles] 406 00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:07,990 All right. 407 00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:11,451 Strap in. Here we go. [grunts] 408 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:17,040 Passed up a ride on my rocket for this? 409 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:20,836 Regrets, I've had a few. 410 00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:23,964 [riders screaming] 411 00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:33,640 [speaking indistinctly] 412 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:37,686 [guest] ...chambers and the senators running for their lives. [chuckles] 413 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,688 I actually-- I didn't see the Vice President. 414 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:41,690 I was in a different part of the building, but-- 415 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:43,650 Well, you're covering... [speaking indistinctly] ...right? 416 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,777 You kinda know anything new that's going on? 417 00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,905 Well, there's different, you know, things. 418 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:49,573 - Indictments, you know-- - So sorry to interrupt. 419 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,490 - [guest] Yeah. - Oh. 420 00:24:51,366 --> 00:24:52,743 Can I borrow Bradley for a minute? 421 00:24:52,743 --> 00:24:54,286 [guest] Yeah. Of course. Of course. 422 00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:57,247 - Hey. My daughter's a big fan. - Thanks. Nice meeting you all. 423 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,295 Oh, my God. Thank you. 424 00:25:03,295 --> 00:25:04,755 I could hear you dying inside. 425 00:25:04,755 --> 00:25:06,006 [chuckles] 426 00:25:06,590 --> 00:25:09,176 Well, you better be careful or we're gonna end up on Page Six. 427 00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:10,385 [chuckling] 428 00:25:11,303 --> 00:25:12,971 I'm really surprised you came. 429 00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,224 Well, you know, it beats the YDA skate-athon. 430 00:25:15,224 --> 00:25:18,727 - Audra, drunk, on ice is a lot. - [sucks teeth] Mmm. She's a lot. 431 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:21,855 And I wanted to see you. 432 00:25:23,857 --> 00:25:24,983 [Mia] Laura. 433 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,486 - Mia. - [Mia] Hey. How are you? 434 00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:28,987 - Never better. - [chuckles] 435 00:25:28,987 --> 00:25:32,449 Look at us, all together. Like the early days of the pandemic. 436 00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:33,659 - Oh, yeah. [chuckles] - Oh, my gosh. 437 00:25:33,659 --> 00:25:35,869 Hey, how's André? Did he make it to Mariupol? 438 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:37,371 I'm just waiting on word. 439 00:25:38,205 --> 00:25:40,791 The hospital bombing? You have André Ford working on that? 440 00:25:40,791 --> 00:25:42,668 - [Mia] Yeah. - He's incredible. 441 00:25:43,377 --> 00:25:44,753 YDA is running something too? 442 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:47,840 We were supposed to open with it tomorrow, but at this point, who knows anything? 443 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:50,050 Well, I can't wait to see your coverage. 444 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,051 - [Laura] Likewise. - Okay. 445 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,886 - Okay, let me know. - Okay. [chuckles] 446 00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:58,225 Oh, my God. [sighs] This party's never gonna end. 447 00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:00,686 Aw. Already burnt out from your first upfronts? 448 00:26:00,686 --> 00:26:03,021 I've had to endure this for the past 25 years. 449 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:05,566 Although, at least in the '90s, you could smoke, 450 00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:06,900 and cocaine couldn't kill you. 451 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:10,988 Ooh. I'm gonna need the details. Maybe even pictures if you have them. 452 00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:14,449 Oh, yeah. Well, it's shocking, isn't it? You know, I wasn't always this boring. 453 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,201 Speaking of... 454 00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:20,038 should we go and explore the king's lair? 455 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,668 Uh... [stammers] ...I don't know. No. 456 00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:25,752 Come on. 457 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,342 Hurry. 458 00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:38,849 Our analytics team estimates that two billion hours of UBA content 459 00:26:38,849 --> 00:26:40,726 will be streamed by year-end. 460 00:26:41,602 --> 00:26:43,312 That's an impressive number. 461 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,440 Hmm. What's impressive is how high your tolerance is. 462 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,484 Especially for someone so petite. 463 00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,486 [stammers] What? 464 00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,780 Yeah, Stella. 465 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,116 - How have you been keeping up with us? - [Stella] Oh, hey. 466 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:58,368 - Covid. S-- - [Drew] Let me s-- Ah. [chuckles] 467 00:26:58,994 --> 00:27:00,621 No, it's fine. It's fine. 468 00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,331 - Let me get that. - No, leave it. 469 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:06,460 Actually, maybe you can help us solve a debate. 470 00:27:06,460 --> 00:27:10,130 Do you think that there's gin in there, or is it just water? 471 00:27:13,842 --> 00:27:15,928 You see, I think you two have been working us. 472 00:27:18,847 --> 00:27:22,309 I got to get to the Hamptons. So, I'd love to lock in a rate. 473 00:27:23,185 --> 00:27:26,605 She licks up that drink, and I'll close at 150k per prime-time spot. 474 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:32,653 Guys, leave her out of this. 475 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:34,446 I'm serious. 476 00:27:35,322 --> 00:27:37,658 You buy something for me, I buy something for you. 477 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:42,287 Don't lowball me, Zach. 478 00:27:43,163 --> 00:27:47,084 200k per spot, best and final. 479 00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:54,424 [sighs] 480 00:27:54,424 --> 00:27:55,509 [Zach] Okay. 481 00:27:56,260 --> 00:28:00,597 $20,000 tip and everybody wins. 482 00:28:13,986 --> 00:28:17,155 Run my card now, if you want. I promise I'm good for it. 483 00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:40,512 Oh, attagirl. 484 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:46,768 [Zach chuckling] 485 00:28:53,442 --> 00:28:56,320 [chuckling] 486 00:28:58,113 --> 00:28:59,239 We have a deal. 487 00:28:59,239 --> 00:29:02,075 You are an animal. [chuckles] 488 00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,785 I, uh-- I can't take him anywhere. 489 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,704 [Zach] That's a joke. She'll be fine. 490 00:29:07,581 --> 00:29:08,707 I think we're done here. 491 00:29:25,307 --> 00:29:28,060 ["Pay Your Way in Pain" playing] 492 00:29:28,644 --> 00:29:30,187 [breathing shakily] 493 00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,153 [sniffs] 494 00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:13,355 [sighs] 495 00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:19,236 - Oh, shit. [chuckles] - Oh, Chris, hello. You having a good time? 496 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:23,031 Yeah, just getting myself together. Lots more suits to take selfies with. 497 00:30:23,031 --> 00:30:24,241 Well, thank you for that. 498 00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:29,371 It always helps for them to, uh-- to get to see the stars up close, you know? 499 00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:33,166 Speaking of which, congrats, Mr. New Board Chairman. 500 00:30:33,166 --> 00:30:35,210 [chuckles] Thank you. Thank you. 501 00:30:35,210 --> 00:30:38,463 Do you know, we-we haven't actually had a chance to connect since, uh, 502 00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:40,132 Cybil's departure, have we? 503 00:30:40,132 --> 00:30:45,137 But I want you to know that it's a whole new world at UBA. 504 00:30:45,137 --> 00:30:46,805 Right. I keep hearing that. 505 00:30:46,805 --> 00:30:51,435 Well, it's very important to us that our ad partners hear that too. 506 00:30:52,019 --> 00:30:53,103 Mmm. 507 00:30:53,103 --> 00:30:56,982 Well, so with all this money that we're pulling in this week for the network, 508 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:58,275 where's it going? 509 00:30:58,984 --> 00:30:59,985 [stammers] 510 00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:02,654 What do you mean? 511 00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:05,490 Is any of it being used to address the pay equity issue? 512 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:10,037 Oh, have your l-lawyers not seen our new contract proposal for your services? 513 00:31:10,037 --> 00:31:12,497 - Yeah. Marcus is still looking that over. - Well-- 514 00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:15,042 But I'm talking about people who don't have lawyers. 515 00:31:16,168 --> 00:31:20,214 Like Layla, my producer. Julia, our stage manager. People like them. 516 00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:25,427 Well... [chuckles] ...I can assure you, it is an absolute priority for us 517 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:27,763 to address that issue as an institution. 518 00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:31,475 That is what, uh, Cybil said. [chuckles] Like verbatim. 519 00:31:32,267 --> 00:31:33,977 R-Right. Hmm. 520 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:39,149 Since Jemima-gate, I gained 200,000 followers. 521 00:31:39,149 --> 00:31:41,527 Maybe I should ask them what they think about this. 522 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,987 TV loves a focus group, right? 523 00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:46,073 - [stammers] Right. - [chuckles] 524 00:31:46,073 --> 00:31:47,741 [stammers] I'll tell you what... [stammers] 525 00:31:47,741 --> 00:31:51,620 ...it's a board meeting this week, and I'm going to raise this issue. 526 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,082 - All right? Okay. - Thanks. 527 00:31:55,082 --> 00:31:56,583 Thank you. Mmm. 528 00:31:58,168 --> 00:31:59,127 [chuckles] 529 00:32:05,217 --> 00:32:08,887 [stammers] So, when you say you were kidnapped, 530 00:32:08,887 --> 00:32:11,557 do you mean like you were kidnapped-kidnapped? 531 00:32:11,557 --> 00:32:13,058 Yeah, well, sort of. 532 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:18,230 Uh, my stepfather pulled me out of 9th grade 533 00:32:18,230 --> 00:32:20,858 and put me in one of those wilderness reform camps 534 00:32:20,858 --> 00:32:23,485 where I was literally stuck in a tent by myself for a month. 535 00:32:23,485 --> 00:32:24,945 Oh, my God. 536 00:32:24,945 --> 00:32:27,739 I thought you were gonna say guns and cartel, not child abuse. 537 00:32:29,074 --> 00:32:30,534 Yeah. I mean, I don't know. 538 00:32:31,243 --> 00:32:33,620 Once I kinda figured out that no one was really coming for me, 539 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,665 I kinda got into it. 540 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:40,919 No light pollution, no people, being outside. Come on. 541 00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:43,130 Wow. That sounds divine. 542 00:32:43,130 --> 00:32:45,424 I would've loved that during the pandemic. 543 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:47,217 Yeah. How about that? 544 00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:49,928 What was it like having Covid with a camera in your face? 545 00:32:49,928 --> 00:32:51,930 Oh. [chuckles] You watched that, huh? 546 00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:56,268 Yeah. Yes, I did. Me and the rest of America. 547 00:32:57,811 --> 00:32:58,854 Huh. 548 00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:03,984 - Mmm. - What? 549 00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:06,653 Marks, I wanna make a deal with you. 550 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:11,408 If I win this game, you reengage with UBA. 551 00:33:11,408 --> 00:33:12,993 Well, what happens if I win? 552 00:33:13,744 --> 00:33:15,704 [scoffs] You're not gonna win, but-- 553 00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:16,997 - Really? - Mmm. 554 00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:19,875 Okay. Well, can you explain something to me? 555 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:22,836 I don't understand why you are fighting so hard for this place. 556 00:33:22,836 --> 00:33:25,422 From where I stand, it looks like you could do whatever you want. 557 00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:26,590 You could go wherever you want. 558 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:29,051 You could write another book, you could start your own shop. 559 00:33:29,051 --> 00:33:31,220 And yet, here you are in Coney Island, 560 00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:33,847 playing a pinball game in order to save UBA. 561 00:33:33,847 --> 00:33:36,183 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ugh. 562 00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,310 - My turn. - [groans] 563 00:33:44,191 --> 00:33:47,236 I don't know. Maybe I think I owe them something, you know? 564 00:33:50,739 --> 00:33:51,990 Do you though? 565 00:33:54,076 --> 00:33:56,119 Well, yeah. I'd like to finish what I started. 566 00:33:56,745 --> 00:34:00,207 We said we were gonna make a lot of changes, and we are not there yet. 567 00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:03,293 And you could be a part of all of that. 568 00:34:04,962 --> 00:34:07,673 Well, I just beat your score. 569 00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:10,050 [scoffs] 570 00:34:11,552 --> 00:34:15,179 Listen. Let's just enjoy the day, okay? 571 00:34:18,641 --> 00:34:19,518 Okay. 572 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:26,358 Ooh. I think this might be the primary suite. 573 00:34:27,150 --> 00:34:29,069 - Do you think so? - Well... 574 00:34:29,069 --> 00:34:30,696 No pictures or anything. 575 00:34:33,282 --> 00:34:35,242 Lots of character. 576 00:34:35,242 --> 00:34:38,411 [both laughing] 577 00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:39,830 [Laura] You seem better. 578 00:34:39,830 --> 00:34:41,581 I am, yeah. 579 00:34:41,581 --> 00:34:45,627 Uh, when you came to UBA the other day, I was-- 580 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,130 - Uh, I lost it. - [sighs] That was brutal. 581 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,216 [Bradley groans] Yeah. 582 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:55,219 I wanted to ask, that video never surfaced. 583 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:58,182 And God knows those hackers posted everything else. 584 00:34:58,182 --> 00:35:01,894 Yeah. I think Cory paid them to bury it. 585 00:35:02,519 --> 00:35:06,148 Our cyber guys connected with the hacker or hackers. 586 00:35:06,732 --> 00:35:07,733 I don't really know. 587 00:35:09,735 --> 00:35:12,654 Well... [chuckles] ...that was nice of him. 588 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:14,948 Yeah. 589 00:35:16,074 --> 00:35:17,743 Oh, I'm reading that too. 590 00:35:20,287 --> 00:35:21,288 Oof! 591 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:27,169 Extra, extra firm. Not a lot of sex happening here. 592 00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:30,547 I think that's his bed from the hotel. 593 00:35:31,256 --> 00:35:32,216 What? 594 00:35:33,217 --> 00:35:36,178 Yeah. I had that bed. But different room, obviously. 595 00:35:36,762 --> 00:35:39,389 Cory bought his bed from the Archer Gray? 596 00:35:40,933 --> 00:35:45,229 I think Mr. Ellison misses having you just down the hall from him. 597 00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,398 Laura. 598 00:35:50,901 --> 00:35:52,402 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 599 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:55,864 I just don't know why you would say something like that. 600 00:35:55,864 --> 00:35:57,658 Bradley, I meant nothing by it. 601 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:03,580 I think we should go back downstairs. [sighs] 602 00:36:03,580 --> 00:36:05,832 I don't want people wondering where we are. [sighs] 603 00:36:07,417 --> 00:36:08,418 Okay. 604 00:36:14,508 --> 00:36:15,843 [sighs] 605 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:18,846 [people chattering] 606 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,567 I need a drink. 607 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:33,235 Oh, my God. Chris Hunter. 608 00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:35,153 Okay. Hey, hey. Can I get your autograph? Can I get a selfie? 609 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:36,613 - I won't post it, I promise. - Who? Me? 610 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:38,448 The Rosa Parks of Legacy Media. 611 00:36:38,448 --> 00:36:40,826 Oh, please. [stammers] You're in the back of the bus, 612 00:36:40,826 --> 00:36:43,912 then I'm the illegal alien cleaning the office at night. Please. 613 00:36:43,912 --> 00:36:45,706 A tequila? Yeah? Okay. 614 00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:47,541 - Uh, two shots of tequila, please, friend. - Coming right up. 615 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:49,459 [in Spanish] Para tokenización... [in English] ...right here. 616 00:36:49,459 --> 00:36:50,544 Come on. [chuckles] 617 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:55,132 I just grilled Leonard about how slow the company's moving 618 00:36:55,132 --> 00:36:57,426 - on the pay equity issue. - That's probably 'cause UBA's broke. 619 00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:00,888 Yeah. I've never seen them go all out like this, for reference. 620 00:37:00,888 --> 00:37:03,140 - Really? - Yeah. But hey, that's not your problem. 621 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:05,809 I mean, Leonard should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time. 622 00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:07,311 I did kinda lightweight threaten him. 623 00:37:07,311 --> 00:37:10,272 The only thing these corporate people understand is public pressure. 624 00:37:10,272 --> 00:37:12,232 Oh, the followers. Right, yeah. 625 00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:13,567 [stammers] Careful with that. 626 00:37:13,567 --> 00:37:15,903 - You don't want the tail wagging the dog. - What do you mean? 627 00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,279 - [bartender] Your two shots. - Thanks, bud. 628 00:37:17,279 --> 00:37:18,655 You know how social media can be. 629 00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:21,783 Before you know it, they're a mob making you their poster child. 630 00:37:21,783 --> 00:37:26,580 Yeah, but I can mobilize them and think for myself at the same time. 631 00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:27,748 I know, all right? 632 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:29,750 Everybody does after your interview with Cybil, 633 00:37:29,750 --> 00:37:31,084 - but it's not about that, Chris. - Hmm. 634 00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:35,005 I just-- I-- I don't wanna see you get dragged into the culture wars, okay? 635 00:37:35,005 --> 00:37:37,341 And believe me. I speak from experience here. 636 00:37:37,341 --> 00:37:38,759 No good deed goes unpunished. 637 00:37:38,759 --> 00:37:40,052 Hmm. 638 00:37:40,052 --> 00:37:42,513 I guess we'll see. Won't we? 639 00:37:50,604 --> 00:37:51,897 [guests chattering] 640 00:37:56,610 --> 00:37:59,071 - Oh. - [Cory] ...in another country. 641 00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:03,909 - Hey. I can barely hear you. Sorry. - [André] Connection's shitty. 642 00:38:03,909 --> 00:38:05,536 Might take a minute to upload all of the footage. 643 00:38:05,536 --> 00:38:06,745 I'm working off a BGAN. 644 00:38:06,745 --> 00:38:09,915 - Where are they evacuating the wounded? - A military hospital in Donetsk. 645 00:38:09,915 --> 00:38:11,959 Russians are back to shelling the shit out of this place. 646 00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:14,211 - I'm gonna just stay put for the moment. - Are you okay? 647 00:38:14,211 --> 00:38:15,796 It-- It looks really bad. 648 00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:17,548 I'm below ground. I'm fine. 649 00:38:17,548 --> 00:38:19,591 As long as you can get those pictures out there. 650 00:38:19,591 --> 00:38:21,218 Mia, the Russians. It's not just a bombing. 651 00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:23,220 [sighs] They're shooting civilians in the street. 652 00:38:23,220 --> 00:38:25,931 Jesus. Okay. Yeah. I-I hear you. 653 00:38:25,931 --> 00:38:28,016 Um, if it's okay with you, 654 00:38:28,016 --> 00:38:30,769 then I was thinking that I would run these photos tonight. 655 00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:33,272 Just don't do anything until I'm outta here, okay? 656 00:38:33,272 --> 00:38:34,481 [child crying] 657 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:37,234 I gotta go. [sighs] This call's gonna eat up too much bandwidth. 658 00:38:37,234 --> 00:38:39,236 Okay. Let me know when you're safe. 659 00:38:39,236 --> 00:38:40,529 - [phone beeps] - André? 660 00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:46,326 - [sighs] - [phone dings] 661 00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:50,873 Oh, my God. 662 00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:54,209 Holy shit. 663 00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,316 [exhales sharply] 664 00:39:20,777 --> 00:39:22,821 Ah. Excuse me one second. 665 00:39:22,821 --> 00:39:23,906 Of course. 666 00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:32,372 There she is. UBA's assassin in athleisure wear. 667 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:34,541 You live in a fucking terrarium. 668 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:35,667 [chuckles] 669 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,503 Wow. Hey, yeah. 670 00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:40,339 I guess they-they really-- They put you through the wringer, huh? 671 00:39:41,131 --> 00:39:42,132 I don't wanna talk about it. 672 00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:43,926 [exhales sharply] 673 00:39:44,468 --> 00:39:45,511 [stammers] Um. 674 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,221 Excuse me. 675 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,681 Stella, 676 00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:53,185 you locked down the ad revenue, which means we locked down the loan. 677 00:39:53,185 --> 00:39:57,064 Which means 22,000 employees get to keep their jobs, 678 00:39:57,064 --> 00:40:00,984 their health insurance, the roof over their heads. 679 00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:04,446 We just gotta sign the paperwork now. 680 00:40:05,531 --> 00:40:10,244 And UBA lives to fight another day. 681 00:40:12,871 --> 00:40:14,748 [chuckles, sniffs] 682 00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:21,129 [sighs] 683 00:40:22,130 --> 00:40:24,383 Who the fuck invited Fred? 684 00:40:29,096 --> 00:40:30,097 Excuse me. 685 00:40:46,321 --> 00:40:47,823 [Alex] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. 686 00:40:47,823 --> 00:40:50,284 We are not leaving without getting one of these. 687 00:40:50,284 --> 00:40:52,494 [Paul] Little fried dough for the road? 688 00:40:52,494 --> 00:40:56,373 - Yes, that's right. Oh, my God. Smell it. - Smell better than they taste. 689 00:40:56,373 --> 00:41:00,002 - Oh, my gosh. This is my hangover cure. - What can I get you, darling? 690 00:41:00,002 --> 00:41:03,505 I would love a funnel cake with whipped cream and strawberries, please. 691 00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:06,258 And I will do the Oreo Lovers. Heart attack waiting to happen. 692 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:08,051 [Alex chuckles] 693 00:41:08,051 --> 00:41:09,803 - I know who you are. - [chuckles] 694 00:41:09,803 --> 00:41:11,221 Hi, nice to see you. 695 00:41:11,221 --> 00:41:12,389 You're the cocktease. 696 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:16,643 - I'm sorry. Wha-What did you just say? - She's a cocktease. 697 00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:20,189 Mitch Kessler kills himself, and I still gotta watch her on the news. 698 00:41:20,189 --> 00:41:22,024 Wow, you're a real ignorant piece of shit. 699 00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:23,317 - You know that, guy? - Let's just go. 700 00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:25,819 You're just pissed 'cause your girlfriend cries "rape." 701 00:41:25,819 --> 00:41:28,322 No, no, no. I'm pissed because you're being a fucking prick. 702 00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:30,741 I think what you meant to say is, "Thank you." And you should apologize. 703 00:41:30,741 --> 00:41:32,784 - You understand me? Fuck you! - Stop it, please! 704 00:41:32,784 --> 00:41:33,952 - Kidding me? Huh? - Fuck you. 705 00:41:33,952 --> 00:41:35,245 - Fuck you. Fuck me. - Stop it. 706 00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:36,830 - Enough. - What are you f-- [stammers] ...crazy? 707 00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,582 - You have to listen to that shit? - No. Thank you, but... 708 00:41:38,582 --> 00:41:39,833 [stammers] ...you just cannot engage. 709 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:42,377 But doesn't that get to you though? I mean, seriously. 710 00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:44,838 Some asshole like that can say whatever the fuck he wants, 711 00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:46,673 and you just have to sit there and take it? 712 00:41:46,673 --> 00:41:48,759 [stammers] It gets to me all the time. 713 00:41:49,927 --> 00:41:51,512 But that guy, he's not mad at me. 714 00:41:52,221 --> 00:41:55,516 He's mad at Mitch for not being who he said he was. 715 00:41:56,058 --> 00:41:59,228 And I'm the one still here, so yeah. 716 00:41:59,228 --> 00:42:01,146 Strangers take a lot of shit out on me. 717 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:04,274 Whatever they can't say to their girlfriends or their wives, 718 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:05,609 I'm the punching bag. 719 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:08,529 It's okay. It's part of the job. 720 00:42:14,243 --> 00:42:16,537 Come on, let's get outta here. Let's go. 721 00:42:23,794 --> 00:42:26,380 - [Fred] Good to see you, Mark. - [Mark] Give my best to Genevieve. 722 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:28,882 All right, Mark. See you later. [chuckles] 723 00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:31,802 Fred Micklen. 724 00:42:31,802 --> 00:42:33,470 Crashing upfronts parties. 725 00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:36,390 Oh. [stammers] Retirement, right? You got all that time on your hands. 726 00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:39,601 You probably get... [sniffs] ...pretty restless over there. 727 00:42:39,601 --> 00:42:42,479 You know, I hear Zen gardens are very calming. 728 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:47,860 Nothing like a little meditative raking to soothe the restless, jobless soul. 729 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:49,987 - [chuckles] - I missed you too, Cory. 730 00:42:50,696 --> 00:42:53,198 Hey, congrats on the house. I know the previous owner. 731 00:42:54,116 --> 00:42:56,243 He's been trying to unload it for ages. 732 00:42:56,243 --> 00:42:57,911 [laughs] Gee, thanks. 733 00:42:57,911 --> 00:43:01,915 Yeah. I-I probably shouldn't have, but I decided to splurge. 734 00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:04,710 You have to celebrate the victories, you know? 735 00:43:05,294 --> 00:43:06,753 I do. I do. 736 00:43:06,753 --> 00:43:10,716 Though I hear Q1 revenue is down 23%. 737 00:43:11,717 --> 00:43:13,927 You're cutting back on programming for UBA+, 738 00:43:13,927 --> 00:43:16,597 the, uh, incredible shrinking network. 739 00:43:16,597 --> 00:43:20,142 Fred, are you digging through my trash? You're so obsessed with me. 740 00:43:20,142 --> 00:43:23,562 I told you a streamer was a fool's errand. 741 00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:26,982 You were late to the game, and too many people wanted to play. 742 00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:30,319 We were late because you shot down the idea at every fucking turn. 743 00:43:30,319 --> 00:43:33,488 So, thanks for that. Appreciate the help. What are you doing at my house? 744 00:43:33,488 --> 00:43:35,574 I don't know. I just love seeing you shake your tin cup 745 00:43:35,574 --> 00:43:36,909 for the spare nickel or two. 746 00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:39,661 I mean, since your little bromance with Paul Marks didn't pan out. 747 00:43:39,661 --> 00:43:41,663 Does this look like we are on the breadline? 748 00:43:41,663 --> 00:43:44,208 [sighs] Breadline? Try debtor's prison. 749 00:43:46,001 --> 00:43:47,211 That loan you got today, 750 00:43:48,879 --> 00:43:53,133 Sloan asked me to keep an eye on it since I know the lay of the land. 751 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,218 Off the books, of course. 752 00:43:55,177 --> 00:44:00,390 Every major fiscal decision, you're gonna be running by me. 753 00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:04,561 I'm your sugar daddy, Cory. 754 00:44:05,354 --> 00:44:07,689 You're gonna work for me. Again. 755 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,653 Well, as your sugar baby, 756 00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:14,947 I'm looking forward to the wining and dining. [chuckles] 757 00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:17,658 You'll be wearing golden handcuffs when I fuck you. 758 00:44:17,658 --> 00:44:18,742 [Cory chuckles] 759 00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:22,371 I'll send the papers to your office. Hey, just wanted to give you a heads-up. 760 00:44:31,338 --> 00:44:32,339 How are you doing? 761 00:44:39,555 --> 00:44:42,182 Gayle says you wanna bump the Macron piece for Mariupol. 762 00:44:42,933 --> 00:44:43,934 Hospital bombing. 763 00:44:45,352 --> 00:44:48,230 - [Stella] Oh, my God. Are these verified? - [Mia] Yeah, they are. 764 00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:51,191 YDA's all over this story, but these are exclusive to us. 765 00:44:51,191 --> 00:44:54,403 - Great. So, let's run it tonight. - Yeah, I told the photojournalist 766 00:44:54,403 --> 00:44:56,822 that I'd wait until I got confirmation that he was out of harm's way. 767 00:44:56,822 --> 00:44:58,323 I haven't heard from him yet. 768 00:44:59,366 --> 00:45:02,202 This is the guy who got us those photos of Putin's inner circle, right? 769 00:45:02,202 --> 00:45:04,496 - Yeah. André Ford. - He's a freelancer. 770 00:45:05,247 --> 00:45:07,916 So, he's assumed liability. He's aware of the risk. 771 00:45:07,916 --> 00:45:10,794 The press has been targeted. These photos could land him on a kill list. 772 00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:13,046 [stammers] I'm confused. 773 00:45:13,547 --> 00:45:16,049 Y-You wanna hold a breaking exclusive? 774 00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:18,302 Stella, a life is on the line. 775 00:45:18,302 --> 00:45:19,386 That's a job. 776 00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:21,972 He's doing it. So, you can do yours. 777 00:45:21,972 --> 00:45:23,557 These images are important. 778 00:45:23,557 --> 00:45:26,268 They can drive the conversation about increasing aid to Ukraine. 779 00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:29,438 But it's your call, of course. 780 00:45:31,773 --> 00:45:32,858 Whatever you think. 781 00:45:34,318 --> 00:45:35,819 I'm gonna wait a little longer. 782 00:45:40,240 --> 00:45:41,992 - Here. - Hey, thanks. 783 00:45:46,330 --> 00:45:48,457 I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable earlier. 784 00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:50,918 Oh, no. It's okay. 785 00:45:52,044 --> 00:45:53,295 It's just confusing. 786 00:45:53,879 --> 00:45:54,880 What is? 787 00:45:55,881 --> 00:45:57,799 [sighs] Thinking about us. 788 00:45:58,967 --> 00:46:00,093 Being with you. 789 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:03,972 I'm not asking for any of that. 790 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,308 It's just good to see you. 791 00:46:07,017 --> 00:46:08,018 Oh, I know. 792 00:46:08,602 --> 00:46:12,397 And part of me just wants to run away with you... 793 00:46:12,397 --> 00:46:15,108 - [chuckles] - ...and leave all of this behind. 794 00:46:16,401 --> 00:46:21,281 And part of me remembers how miserable I was. 795 00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:24,993 But it's not the same. Uh, we're not the same. 796 00:46:26,078 --> 00:46:28,121 And you were going through so much. 797 00:46:31,124 --> 00:46:34,127 I wanted to be close to you. 798 00:46:39,508 --> 00:46:40,551 [Bradley sighs] 799 00:46:41,301 --> 00:46:44,471 - Not seeing many ad buyers up here. - I was just taking a little breather. 800 00:46:44,471 --> 00:46:45,931 Well, you're still on the clock. 801 00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:49,518 Okay... [chuckles] ...boss. I didn't realize I'd lost my time card. 802 00:46:49,518 --> 00:46:52,646 Ah, you are being asked to drink free champagne 803 00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:55,274 and talk to the nice people whose ads pay for your salary. 804 00:46:55,274 --> 00:46:57,860 - It's really not that hard. - [stammers] Okay, okay. 805 00:46:57,860 --> 00:47:00,153 Is there somebody you would like me to meet? 806 00:47:00,153 --> 00:47:02,364 Um, you know what? I should head out. 807 00:47:02,364 --> 00:47:05,367 - You have a lovely home, Cory. - Thanks for dropping by, Laura. 808 00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:13,750 I'm really not asking that much considering everything I've done for you. 809 00:47:22,509 --> 00:47:23,635 [sighs] 810 00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:29,391 Fuck. 811 00:47:29,975 --> 00:47:31,185 [sighs] 812 00:47:39,276 --> 00:47:40,736 Hey, it's Mia. 813 00:47:42,946 --> 00:47:45,908 I know it can take a while to get to some place safe. 814 00:47:47,701 --> 00:47:49,453 God knows the Russians are doing everything they can 815 00:47:49,453 --> 00:47:50,954 to knock out communications. 816 00:47:53,498 --> 00:47:54,499 Anyway... 817 00:47:56,627 --> 00:47:59,129 I just wanted to tell you I hope you made it out of there. 818 00:48:02,382 --> 00:48:03,842 Call me as soon as you can. 819 00:48:09,473 --> 00:48:11,183 [inhales sharply, sighs] 820 00:48:20,651 --> 00:48:21,818 Hey, Gayle, it's Mia. 821 00:48:22,361 --> 00:48:25,572 Yeah, I-- I know everyone is standing by. 822 00:48:27,866 --> 00:48:29,076 Run the photos. 823 00:48:31,495 --> 00:48:33,080 No, I don't need to see the copy. 824 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:38,085 Okay, thank you, Gayle. 825 00:48:40,587 --> 00:48:41,588 Good night. 826 00:48:47,177 --> 00:48:48,303 [sighs] 827 00:48:54,810 --> 00:48:56,186 [grunts, sniffs] 828 00:48:57,521 --> 00:48:58,897 Hey, you wanted to see me? 829 00:48:58,897 --> 00:48:59,940 [Cory] Yeah, uh, 830 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:04,278 you know, the beautiful thing about the human body is its capacity for survival. 831 00:49:04,278 --> 00:49:07,322 You can lose 40% of your blood. Still keep going. 832 00:49:07,322 --> 00:49:09,241 After that you go into hypovolemic shock-- 833 00:49:09,241 --> 00:49:11,618 [stammers] Wait, hold on. What are you-- What are you talking about? 834 00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:14,079 Didn't we just score, like, $8 billion? 835 00:49:15,539 --> 00:49:17,207 [sighs] So, Fred, 836 00:49:17,207 --> 00:49:22,045 he dropped by to let me know that he is working for Sloan, 837 00:49:22,045 --> 00:49:24,173 consulting off the books. 838 00:49:24,173 --> 00:49:26,216 And we take that loan, he owns us. 839 00:49:26,216 --> 00:49:29,469 And then the Times, and then the tabloids and Maggie fucking Brener, 840 00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:31,513 they'll find out that Fred is still creeping around UBA. 841 00:49:31,513 --> 00:49:33,640 And then they'll own us, and we'll be done, and-- 842 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,350 So, you know. 843 00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:36,977 Okay. [sighs] 844 00:49:38,604 --> 00:49:43,859 Maybe next time do some due diligence before you make me eat shit with Ellipse. 845 00:49:43,859 --> 00:49:45,194 Sorry. 846 00:49:45,194 --> 00:49:47,404 Yeah. [stammers, sighs] I should've known. 847 00:49:47,404 --> 00:49:50,741 - They wanted me by the throat. - Oh, my God. I don't fucking believe this. 848 00:49:52,159 --> 00:49:54,077 [Cory] Sorry, Stella. And hey. 849 00:49:56,663 --> 00:49:57,873 I'm gonna find the funding. 850 00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:02,085 Good luck with that. 851 00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:06,924 [sighs] 852 00:50:09,176 --> 00:50:12,137 ["Truth Hurts" playing] 853 00:50:27,945 --> 00:50:30,739 [helicopter approaching] 854 00:50:43,460 --> 00:50:44,962 [Chip] Who the hell is that? 855 00:50:45,504 --> 00:50:47,631 Ron Perlman lives next door. 856 00:50:48,715 --> 00:50:50,592 He abuses his air rights. 857 00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:21,373 Un-fucking-believable. 858 00:51:22,624 --> 00:51:25,377 Alex Levy brought home the kill.