1 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,284 - We're live in two. - Okay. 2 00:01:57,284 --> 00:02:00,412 {\an8}Okay. Alison's got chills. Marshall's covering B cam, 3 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:03,582 but I don't know if he can do it. And Joel has a throat tickle. 4 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,792 Geez. Do you have any good news? 5 00:02:07,753 --> 00:02:09,505 - Hey, six feet. - I'm sorry. 6 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:11,173 - Hi, Julia. - Good morning. 7 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:12,966 - Morning. - Alex's fever broke. 8 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,760 - That's great. When is she coming back? - Yeah. 9 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,596 Stella wants Alex and Chip to keep doing their thing. 10 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,515 - Really? - Yeah. How are things on your end? 11 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:21,225 I mean, I guess I'm fine. 12 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:24,102 I'm doing my own hair and makeup. I'm getting dressed in the green room. 13 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:28,023 I've been okay for the past two weeks. I think I'm in the clear. 14 00:02:28,023 --> 00:02:32,236 Okay. Stella says you're good to go. 15 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,779 Thank you. You're my hero. 16 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,447 Yeah. Keep saying it. Okay. 17 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:37,699 You look like a dream. 18 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,743 Really? I feel pretty ragged. 19 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,161 Hi, Laura. 20 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,454 Morning, Bradley. 21 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,165 I made some changes to the Cuomo copy. 22 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,125 There was a new executive order last night. 23 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,794 Got it. What else? 24 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,128 Have a great show. 25 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,005 - Always do. - Five, 26 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,926 - four, three, two. - Marshall, is your camera even on? 27 00:02:57,970 --> 00:03:01,056 Good morning. It's Wednesday, March 25th, 28 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:05,477 {\an8}and the 2020 Summer Olympics have officially been postponed. 29 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:09,022 Okay. Bill Simpson just quit, and he's moving to Costa Rica. 30 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:09,940 Who? 31 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,860 He's the EVP of scripted. You know, the smart one. 32 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,904 He's pissed 'cause I canceled all the pilots that he just green-lit. 33 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:17,072 Well, what else could you do? 34 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,032 You know no one's gonna step foot on a film set right now. 35 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,701 Well, he's dead to us, and I need your help. 36 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,744 - Yeah, I'm a little busy. - We're desperate for content. 37 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,623 The Donner Party cast, they're stuck on location with a food shortage. 38 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,749 You're kidding. 39 00:03:27,749 --> 00:03:30,752 And Sorkin won't release his Kissinger biopic to UBA+. 40 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,671 - Why did you green-light that? - Self-hate. 41 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,007 - That tracks. - I need you to talk to him. 42 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,092 - You're gonna owe me. - Okay, good. You can put it on my tab. 43 00:03:37,092 --> 00:03:39,845 Did you see Alex's thing has over two million streams? 44 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:43,223 - Everybody stops to watch a house on fire. - Do you want me to put it out? 45 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,142 Put it out? No. 46 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,812 I want you to hit the street with a gas can and see what lights up. 47 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,315 We need stakes. We need spectacle. 48 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:56,904 We need the undeniable essence that is Alex fucking Levy. 49 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,113 I'll be back. 50 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,367 The fridge is full. 51 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:05,579 The wine is chilled. I'm just missing one thing. 52 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:09,374 - Toilet paper? - Actually, yeah. I need that too. 53 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,001 - Hey. Look who's here. - Hey, Brad-- 54 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,628 Oh, Laura. 55 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,379 Hi, Cory. 56 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,882 - Call me later, okay? - Yeah. I'll call you back. Bye. 57 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:22,012 Okay. Was the show okay? 58 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,139 Yeah, good stuff. 59 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:26,308 So what's up? 60 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:29,436 I'm just checking in. Have you got enough food? 61 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,856 Do you want a dog, or a kitten or some other kind of animal companion? 62 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:34,775 - I'm good. - Okay. 63 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,195 I checked with BA, and they're happy to put you in an apartment. 64 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:42,491 Well, I really appreciate that, but I'm actually checking out of the hotel. 65 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,618 Okay. Good. Where you goin'? 66 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,370 Montana. 67 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,874 Laura and I have been talking, and it's just much safer out there, 68 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:54,127 and I'll be remote and-- 69 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,629 Unless, of course, you need me here. 70 00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:58,590 No. That makes sense. 71 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:03,345 It'd be good for ratings, you know. Good. 72 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:12,020 You know none of this has anything to do with... you know, 73 00:05:12,020 --> 00:05:13,939 what happened between you and I with Hal. 74 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:18,610 That was just, like-- That was a crazy night, 75 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:22,447 and it was just-- We were-- We weren't-- 76 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,409 We were going a little bit out of our minds, weren't we? 77 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:31,290 Yeah, right. Were we? 78 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:35,878 I was. 79 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:38,922 Yeah. Okay. 80 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,011 How is Hal? 81 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,432 So much better. Thank you. Yeah, he's with my mom now, you know. 82 00:05:48,432 --> 00:05:49,516 That's great. 83 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,185 Thank you for asking. 84 00:05:56,190 --> 00:05:57,900 Hope you see a moose. 85 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,225 How was your day? 86 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,268 - Shitty. - You said that yesterday. 87 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,233 I missed you too. 88 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,084 - Hi. - Hi. 89 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:47,968 I'm gonna go get some water. 90 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:51,471 No, don't go. Too soon. Stay. 91 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,932 I'd get you water. Do you need water? 92 00:07:54,433 --> 00:07:57,311 No. But can we have, like, champagne? 93 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,980 - Well, I got that too, honey. - Really? 94 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,107 You came to the right house. Yes. 95 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,692 Yeah, I knew I came to the right house. 96 00:08:03,692 --> 00:08:06,528 - Now, we don't have to work till tomorrow. - Okay. 97 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,530 So we could spend the whole day in bed if we wanted to. 98 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,823 Oh, my God. Can we? 99 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,291 You know, people will speculate. They always do. 100 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,044 I mean, I'm in a pod with you during the pandemic. 101 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:23,921 It's a little more than that. 102 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:26,256 Does it bother you? 103 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:34,222 No. I don't know. Our personal relationship is our business. 104 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:37,558 Okay. So we just won't say anything about it on air. 105 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,519 Okay. 106 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,187 Okay. 107 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:42,731 You have a little-- 108 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:50,572 - Okay. Time to work. - Okay. Time to work. 109 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,081 - Salma? - Cory. 110 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,752 Are we doing masks, no masks? 111 00:09:03,752 --> 00:09:05,629 What's the policy today? 112 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,256 I don't watch the news. 113 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:12,010 Well, why don't we leave them on? Till we get to know each other better. 114 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,471 Right. Better safe than sorry, huh? 115 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,598 Can't wait to show you this house. 116 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:21,228 I love this place. I think you will too. 117 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,856 But I've got five more to show you, if this is not the one. 118 00:09:23,856 --> 00:09:25,315 Okay. Wow, big lot. 119 00:09:25,941 --> 00:09:27,609 UBA+ must be doing very well. 120 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,779 You're a subscriber. 121 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,407 I will be, if you buy through me. 122 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:38,662 Okay. Well, fair warning, I'm a little picky. 123 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:43,625 Good. I've got all the time in the world. 124 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,503 Yeah, I understand but-- 125 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:50,132 By the time that I get there and I quarantine, 126 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,383 then Mother's Day will be over. 127 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,760 And then I have to come back here and quarantine again. 128 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:57,639 Yeah, but, Brad, we both know that if you wanted to, you could make it work. 129 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:58,765 Hal, that's not fair. 130 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:02,311 I'm sorry. I'm not trying to make you feel guilty. I swear to God. 131 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,897 I'll be there as soon as the restrictions lift, okay? 132 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:08,192 Just take care of Mom and text me anytime. 133 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,276 Okay. 134 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,153 - Are you good? - Yeah. I love you. 135 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,113 I love you too. 136 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,202 How's he doing? 137 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,330 Yeah. Seems like he's doing pretty good. 138 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:27,544 My mom is still going to church, and he's not wearing a mask at Costco. 139 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:31,840 Our education system is broken. 140 00:10:33,509 --> 00:10:35,552 You know Hal and I went to the same schools. 141 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,930 Yeah, but only one of you learned about science. 142 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:41,350 That's my family. 143 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,271 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. It was a joke. Really. 144 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:51,026 No, I know you don't like where I'm from, but I have a lot of that world in me, 145 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:52,194 and-- 146 00:10:55,030 --> 00:11:00,160 I need you to understand or attempt to understand, 147 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,663 if you're gonna love me. 148 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,876 I'm judgy. 149 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:09,878 A little bit. 150 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:14,007 Or I'm doing the mommy thing, which is awful. 151 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,593 It's probably about my own childhood. 152 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,305 Or maybe I'm just an asshole. 153 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,351 But yes, I want to try. 154 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:30,524 Hold on. Is this compassionate engagement around our traumas? 155 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,568 Is this an adult conversation? 156 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,361 Definitely a lesbian conversation. 157 00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,072 Followed by chocolate. 158 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:40,617 - No, I want chocolate too. - Nope. It's only for bisexuals. 159 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,245 It's my house. I get the chocolate. 160 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:48,584 I'm really happy with you. 161 00:11:49,084 --> 00:11:51,962 - Eight seconds to you. - Stand by for live feed. 162 00:11:51,962 --> 00:11:54,631 - Five, four, three... - I'm really happy with you too. 163 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,467 - ...two. Start your move. Cue her. - I want people to know that. 164 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,803 So what? Make it official? 165 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,806 {\an8}Bradley. Bradley, you're on. 166 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:05,642 {\an8}Right. 167 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,061 {\an8}- Good morning. It's May 14th. - Fifteenth. 168 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,813 {\an8}Fifteenth. Sorry, y'all. 169 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,567 {\an8}Babe, you gotta make some stronger coffee. 170 00:12:13,567 --> 00:12:16,695 {\an8}Oh, no. I need you at half speed when we go for our run later. 171 00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:19,281 {\an8}Well, tomorrow I'm gonna make the coffee. 172 00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:20,240 {\an8}No. 173 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:23,869 {\an8}- I make good coffee. - I didn't say anything. 174 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,580 People will talk about this house. 175 00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:29,958 They're gonna want to know about the man who lives inside. 176 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,084 I love it. 177 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:35,088 So picture this. You just closed the biggest deal of your life. 178 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,927 You've got the perfect bottle of wine, two glasses. 179 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:42,262 There's two glasses? 180 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,349 I'm not gonna make you drink alone. 181 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,936 I see. You're here now too. 182 00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:52,606 Just wanna make sure you're happy with your purchase. 183 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,484 You do this with all your clients? 184 00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:59,488 No, Cory. You're special. 185 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,120 I've been thinking about you. 186 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,998 What have you been thinking? 187 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,544 That I wanna get to know you. 188 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,342 Maybe you'd let me cook you dinner. 189 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,597 What if I want more than dinner? 190 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:29,935 Can I see you? 191 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,815 I mean, can I really see you? 192 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,000 Hi. 193 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:54,877 Hi. 194 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,590 {\an8}No justice! No peace! 195 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:05,554 {\an8}No fucking police! No justice! No peace! No fucking police! 196 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:09,433 It's great, but we can't use it on TMS. 197 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:10,767 Even if we bleep it? 198 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,769 We need personal stories. 199 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,647 Interviews with protesters talking about why they're marching 200 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,024 and what it means to them. 201 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,860 Okay. Well, I can be on the ground in Minneapolis by tomorrow. 202 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,069 Eric's already on the ground. 203 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:24,698 What's your take on this, Mia? How are you feeling? 204 00:14:27,618 --> 00:14:29,036 I agree with Stella. 205 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:36,001 - Sit tight, we'll get you some footage. - Okay. 206 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,253 George Floyd! George Floyd! 207 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,506 - George Floyd! - George Floyd! 208 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:44,176 - No justice! No peace! - No justice! No peace! 209 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:46,762 Hey, Fancy Face. 210 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,847 When? Now. When? Now. 211 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,391 Was just gonna run the shower. You wanna jump in with me? 212 00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:55,479 Sorry. 213 00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,066 What's wrong? 214 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:05,113 André, do you think this country will ever change? 215 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:09,326 'Cause I spent my day arguing over 216 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:13,455 what protest footage our middle-class, mostly white audience 217 00:15:13,455 --> 00:15:15,999 would be willing to watch without changing the channel. 218 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,294 Then air it all. Let 'em squirm. 219 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,047 Okay. Yeah. I can't. 220 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:26,510 Why not? The only way change happens is when people see it for themselves. 221 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:34,560 I've seen him die, like, 20 times. 222 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,565 They're killing him, he's calling out for his mama. 223 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,360 They're all just standing around, letting it happen. 224 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,160 God, I just-- 225 00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:56,290 - Oh, God. - Hey. 226 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,003 Hey, I'm here. 227 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,679 Oh, God. 228 00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:15,350 It's been a fucking week. 229 00:16:16,185 --> 00:16:17,394 No shit. 230 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:22,065 People are stuck at home. Their only friend is the TV, 231 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,526 and we got nothing to show them because everything is shut down. 232 00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:27,154 Okay. Chip has a new pitch every week, and Eric wants to do more. 233 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,573 - Just increase my budget and I can be-- - Hey, I can't. 234 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:32,826 No one will loan to us since the Hannah Shoenfeld suit. 235 00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:35,245 The vultures, they're circling right now, and I'm telling ya, 236 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:38,081 they see that stock drop, they're gonna swoop down and eat our livers. 237 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,375 What about, like, more interviews with Alex? 238 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,294 People love that. For Alex Unfiltered. 239 00:16:42,294 --> 00:16:43,754 Great. That's one show. 240 00:16:43,754 --> 00:16:46,757 - People love those interviews. - We got the Mitch Kessler documentary. 241 00:16:46,757 --> 00:16:48,675 - What else do we have? - I can talk to the director. 242 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,427 She'd let us air that. 243 00:16:53,472 --> 00:16:55,307 That silence is deafening. 244 00:16:55,307 --> 00:16:57,684 You really want to give him more airtime right now? 245 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,853 Well, it shows him in a different light. 246 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,648 He's regretful. He's repentant. 247 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,026 And it would drive traffic to UBA+. 248 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,778 In the middle of these protests? 249 00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:12,449 I think the American public can hold more than one idea at a time. 250 00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:14,576 Cory, people are dying. 251 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,537 They're getting shot and suffocated. 252 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:21,541 Watching Mitch meditate on his sins in some fancy Italian villa, 253 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:23,460 that feels tone-deaf. 254 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:27,214 Fine, then get me something else and make it cheap. 255 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,598 What is it? 256 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,684 I need five billion dollars. 257 00:17:39,852 --> 00:17:40,811 That's all? 258 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,159 There's money all over this shoreline. 259 00:17:56,159 --> 00:18:01,665 I mean, David Koch, Larry Page. Most of 'em stay holed up in their houses. 260 00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:07,004 You don't even see them. But sometimes they come out to play. 261 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:10,215 Do you know Paul Marks? 262 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,720 I thought he lived on the floor of his factory. 263 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,848 He bought up here a few years ago. 264 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,436 I hear it's hard to get his attention. 265 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:31,236 CEO pay is 278 times higher than the average worker. 266 00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:33,405 Did you have a question or are you asking me to comment 267 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:34,990 on the general state of the American economy? 268 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,201 I'm asking if you think that's ethical. 269 00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:41,163 Well, upwards of a billion people will die in our lifetime 270 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,249 due to the effects of man-made climate destruction. Do you think that's ethical? 271 00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,044 - That's a separate issue. - I think it's the only issue, 272 00:18:47,044 --> 00:18:49,004 and it's something I'm actively working on. 273 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:52,382 So, a billion people are gonna die, but you wanna bitch about my paycheck? 274 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:56,845 The richest 1% emit twice as much CO2 as the bottom 50% of the world. 275 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:59,306 Well, I'd say you're missing the forest for the trees, 276 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,642 but I don't think you'd appreciate the irony of that statement. 277 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:05,521 But congratulations, you know a fact. 278 00:19:06,522 --> 00:19:07,606 I think we're done here. 279 00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:13,779 Have you been able to spend any time with your families? 280 00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:18,700 {\an8}It's been 41 days since I've been home with my husband and daughter. 281 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,871 {\an8}We walk with death. I've never seen anything like this. 282 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,831 {\an8}- My God, it's like a war zone. - Yeah. 283 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,960 And yet, we provide our soldiers with protective gear, 284 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,170 {\an8}and here you guys are fighting people for masks. 285 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,172 {\an8}- And ventilators, and beds. - Yes. 286 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,092 Our zip code has the highest rate of COVID in the state. 287 00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:37,553 Our patients can't afford to stay home from work or isolate. 288 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:38,470 She's really good. 289 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,640 {\an8}Everyone's just trying to survive. But it's really hard. 290 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:44,101 {\an8}How can we help you? What is it that you need? 291 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:47,020 Maybe they'll give her Evening News. I hear Eric's leaving. 292 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,355 {\an8}It could be you. 293 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,607 You should talk to Stella. 294 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,277 - ...you are giving and sacrificing... - Okay. Yeah. 295 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:57,114 {\an8}Jackie and Roberta, thank you for taking this time today and-- 296 00:19:57,114 --> 00:19:58,323 {\an8}Emma called. 297 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,576 Still okay for her and Sam to come stay with us? 298 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:02,327 - Yeah, sure. - You sure? 299 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:06,915 I mean, I wish we were going out instead of them coming in, but yeah. 300 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,000 Okay. 301 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,543 Your friends. 302 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,754 - ...talking to us. - Thank you for talking to us. 303 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:29,146 Thank goodness. Talk to me while I cut a million strawberries. 304 00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:33,984 Hey. Listen to me. Mom has COVID. 305 00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,031 For how long? 306 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,493 Okay. Look, I can get on a flight, and I'll be there by tomorrow. 307 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,706 No. Just stay where you are. I don't need you getting sick too. 308 00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:50,125 Then I'll have, like, two people with COVID in the house. 309 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,127 I've-- I gave her Tylenol. 310 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,795 - Her fever's not that bad. - Oh, my gosh. 311 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:57,049 Put the little oxygen thing on her finger. I'm watching it. 312 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,760 Okay. Can you put her on the phone? I want to talk to her. 313 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:03,347 She's asleep. Just-- It's okay. 314 00:21:03,347 --> 00:21:06,558 Just-- I got this. Take a breath. 315 00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,561 I just-- I feel like I should be there. 316 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,396 No, you shouldn't. 'Cause she needs to rest, 317 00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:15,901 and you'll just get her all riled up. And then that wouldn't be good for anybody. 318 00:21:15,901 --> 00:21:19,321 Okay, Hal. Just please wear gloves and masked all the time, okay? 319 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,949 - It's gonna be all right. - And tell her not to smoke. Okay? 320 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:22,991 I promise. 321 00:21:22,991 --> 00:21:27,204 And if anything changes, just call me, text me anytime. 322 00:21:27,204 --> 00:21:28,830 - Morning or night. Do you hear me? - I'll be right back. 323 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,415 Brad, you are always coming to the rescue. 324 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,376 No, I can be there really fast. 325 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:33,710 Trust me. I love you. 326 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,838 - Okay. I love you. - I'll talk to you later. 327 00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:41,635 My mom has COVID. 328 00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:46,014 - Oh, my God. - And I don't know where she got it, 329 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:49,142 and I'm sure she wasn't wearing a mask, so don't even ask me. I don't know. 330 00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:51,687 Do you wanna go to her? 331 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:53,438 Yeah. I feel like I should. 332 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:56,066 But then I talked to Hal, and he doesn't think there's any point. 333 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,860 And then I might get sick and then-- 334 00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,697 Okay. I can call my cardiologist. 335 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:03,532 She knows people at Johns Hopkins. 336 00:22:03,532 --> 00:22:06,660 If Hal can get your mom to Baltimore, she can get better care. 337 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:09,204 I wish she would. I wish she would call her own doctor. 338 00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:13,292 You don't understand. That's just not how my family works. 339 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:16,879 He's gonna keep calling me. If anything happens, I'm gonna go. 340 00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,214 - Of course. - Like that, I gotta go. 341 00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:20,257 I understand that. 342 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:45,490 Okay. Hi, hello. No. Singer. Yes. Madonna. 343 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:50,871 Movie. Okay. Actress. What are you doing? 344 00:22:51,872 --> 00:22:53,123 What's this? What is that? 345 00:22:53,123 --> 00:22:54,791 West Side Story? I don't know. 346 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,461 Wait. Pulp Fiction! 347 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:58,754 Wait, time. 348 00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:01,590 - Liza Minnelli! - Cabaret. That was amazing. 349 00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,258 It was so obvious. I knew it. 350 00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:05,177 I was totally transported to Weimar Germany. 351 00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:06,887 - I'm sorry. - Your turn. 352 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,138 - It's okay, babe. - Okay. 353 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,473 - Okay. - Sam, it's your turn. 354 00:23:09,473 --> 00:23:10,682 Take it easy on me, okay? 355 00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:13,769 I gotta take this. 356 00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:17,314 - Hey. - Driving Miss Daisy. 357 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,941 Yeah. I can't hear you. 358 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,277 Hal, I can't hear you. Slow down. What? 359 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:24,279 - Well, here's to you. - What? 360 00:23:27,616 --> 00:23:32,955 Oh, my God. 361 00:24:00,691 --> 00:24:03,151 I'm not buying out points. 362 00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,696 You can offer 20 cents on the dollar and get back to me. 363 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:21,837 Kyle, what's next? 364 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:28,093 Bradley Jackson's mom died. 365 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,308 Do you want to call her? 366 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:38,729 Sorry. 367 00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:45,194 Send her flowers, but from the whole UBA family. 368 00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:46,904 - Thank you. - Okay. 369 00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:29,696 {\an8}There are now 102 active wildfires burning across the West. 370 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:31,406 {\an8}- A federal judge in Pennsylvania ruled... - Over four million acres... 371 00:25:31,406 --> 00:25:32,574 {\an8}- ...that Governor Tom Wolf's... - ...have been destroyed. 372 00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:35,536 {\an8}...executive orders to control the spread of the virus 373 00:25:35,536 --> 00:25:39,289 were unconstitutional and a violation of individual rights. 374 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:53,178 {\an8}Good morning. It's Friday, September 18th. 375 00:25:53,178 --> 00:25:56,598 {\an8}Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died. She was 87. 376 00:25:56,598 --> 00:26:01,436 {\an8}Appointed by Bill Clinton in 1993, she was a champion of human rights 377 00:26:01,436 --> 00:26:03,105 {\an8}and an icon of the court. 378 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:06,066 {\an8}Here's a brief retrospective of her extraordinary life. 379 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,417 You want me to make you something else? 380 00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:26,003 I wanna go out to a restaurant. 381 00:26:27,004 --> 00:26:32,384 I wanna eat real food and order a real drink and see people. 382 00:26:34,178 --> 00:26:35,262 We could sit outside. 383 00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:40,350 Bradley, I can't. I'm sorry. 384 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:52,988 You should talk to someone. 385 00:26:54,448 --> 00:26:58,368 Who do you want me to talk to, Laura? Your therapist? 386 00:26:58,368 --> 00:26:59,745 How about a therapist? 387 00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:01,997 What's a therapist gonna fucking say to me? 388 00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:05,083 That it's not my fault that my drug-addicted mother died? 389 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,336 It's not your fault. 390 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,713 Whatever. You hated her anyway. 391 00:27:10,422 --> 00:27:11,507 I never met her. 392 00:27:11,507 --> 00:27:12,591 You didn't have to. 393 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,177 You hated everything she stood for. 394 00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:19,848 And I stopped talking to her because I could feel it every time. 395 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:21,517 That's not fair. 396 00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:22,809 But it's true. 397 00:27:24,144 --> 00:27:25,145 Oh, my God. 398 00:27:28,690 --> 00:27:31,818 Bradley, I am trying to support you. 399 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:35,656 I'm trying to be here for you, okay? 400 00:27:35,656 --> 00:27:41,620 And I can't help you if you don't try to process this. 401 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:44,248 Okay, let's process it, Laura. 402 00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:45,707 You know what I fucking think? 403 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,709 I think you like to dress me up, 404 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:51,922 and parade me around for your fancy fucking New York friends. 405 00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:54,550 - I'm like your little white trash pet. - What? 406 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,468 I think you don't even really like me. 407 00:27:56,468 --> 00:27:59,263 I think that it makes you feel better about yourself, 408 00:27:59,263 --> 00:28:03,517 because you're actually an elitist snob who hides out at the edge of the world 409 00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:04,935 - so she doesn't have to deal... - Fuck you. 410 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:06,937 ...with real people. Fuck you. 411 00:28:06,937 --> 00:28:10,691 You must be so filled with spite, it just corrodes your insides. 412 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:13,402 Think you're happy when people like my mom die, 413 00:28:13,402 --> 00:28:16,154 because they had-- they get COVID 'cause they're uneducated, 414 00:28:16,154 --> 00:28:19,449 or they're hicks, or they're just not as fucking smart as you. 415 00:28:19,449 --> 00:28:20,659 You know what I think? 416 00:28:22,536 --> 00:28:25,873 I think there's a little part of you that's actually relieved. 417 00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:28,292 You're glad she's gone. 418 00:28:29,042 --> 00:28:31,253 You just don't have the guts to admit it, Bradley. 419 00:28:31,253 --> 00:28:33,255 And you need to grow the fuck up. 420 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:36,008 You need to grow up and stop blaming me for all your shit. 421 00:28:36,008 --> 00:28:39,678 You can't just dump all your stuff on me! 422 00:28:39,678 --> 00:28:44,099 Fucking be proactive and stop rewriting some sort of history, Bradley. 423 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:46,018 Your mother was a piece of shit. 424 00:28:46,018 --> 00:28:48,353 You're the first person to tell everyone about it. 425 00:28:59,698 --> 00:29:00,699 Okay. 426 00:29:01,450 --> 00:29:05,621 It's an impossible situation, and I don't put any of this on you. 427 00:29:05,621 --> 00:29:07,748 We're number two. It's on me. 428 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,835 I should have pulled Bradley off a month ago. 429 00:29:11,835 --> 00:29:13,754 She keeps asking to go on assignment. 430 00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:16,215 It's pretty clear that she doesn't wanna be on TMS. 431 00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:17,299 What about Laura? 432 00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:19,218 At this point, they're a package deal. 433 00:29:19,718 --> 00:29:20,928 If Laura's on air without Bradley, 434 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,679 that's all anyone's gonna be thinking about. 435 00:29:22,679 --> 00:29:23,805 Oh, yeah. 436 00:29:24,306 --> 00:29:27,643 Alex is willing to come back part-time. We can rotate guest hosts. 437 00:29:27,643 --> 00:29:30,020 Maybe Yanko. He's wanted this forever. 438 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:31,939 We should start chasing someone now. 439 00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:35,484 And just so it's on the record, I think it should be a woman of color 440 00:29:35,484 --> 00:29:38,445 at the teacup, preferably someone under 40. 441 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:39,738 Like Chris Hunter. 442 00:29:39,738 --> 00:29:43,283 Yeah, she's killing it in her guest segments. 443 00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:45,744 We'll probably lose Alison if we go that way. 444 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:47,704 Yeah. 445 00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:52,668 Hey... there's one more thing. 446 00:29:53,710 --> 00:29:55,546 All right, take your time. 447 00:29:56,046 --> 00:29:58,799 Anyway, you asked what I thought I did wrong. 448 00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:02,302 I fucked up. 449 00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:05,931 Obviously. I shouldn't have done any of it. 450 00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:09,643 Have you seen this? 451 00:30:09,643 --> 00:30:13,188 - I didn't want to be this person. - The Mitch Kessler interview. Wild. 452 00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,482 I didn't want to hurt anyone. 453 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:19,528 I didn't want people to think I was the kind of person 454 00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:21,113 that could hurt someone. 455 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,953 - And now one of those women is dead. - Turn it off. 456 00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,289 - Fucking douchebag. - Hannah Shoenfeld. 457 00:30:31,373 --> 00:30:33,667 - And that should have never happened-- - André, turn it off. 458 00:30:33,667 --> 00:30:34,751 That's just... 459 00:30:35,794 --> 00:30:36,837 Sorry. 460 00:30:44,094 --> 00:30:45,304 Did he... 461 00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:48,599 No. 462 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:07,618 We were together. I was in love with him. 463 00:31:09,453 --> 00:31:11,121 I thought he was in love with me. 464 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:26,720 Say something. 465 00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:32,935 Why are you still there? 466 00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:36,813 It's my job. 467 00:31:40,776 --> 00:31:42,361 He's gone. I'm not. 468 00:31:43,153 --> 00:31:45,822 I'm still here. I'm still there. I have people there. 469 00:31:47,199 --> 00:31:49,535 It may be hard to believe, but some of us care about 470 00:31:50,035 --> 00:31:52,079 staying in a place, trying to make it better. 471 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:09,638 Darling, you got to let me know 472 00:32:11,181 --> 00:32:14,393 Should I stay or should I go? 473 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,106 If I go, there will be trouble 474 00:32:24,444 --> 00:32:27,739 You ever tried Worcestershire sauce? I'm gonna make a cheese toastie. 475 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:29,867 - You want a cheese toastie? - Are you drunk? 476 00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:32,911 Very. 477 00:32:34,079 --> 00:32:35,622 Did you go to a bar? 478 00:32:37,165 --> 00:32:39,960 No. I went to three. 479 00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,133 Asshole. 480 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:31,678 Mia! 481 00:33:32,763 --> 00:33:34,139 If you leave this apartment-- 482 00:33:34,139 --> 00:33:37,351 if you risk exposing anybody else to your fucking shit, 483 00:33:37,351 --> 00:33:40,854 I swear to God I will never fucking forgive you. 484 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:42,064 Selfish asshole. 485 00:33:59,915 --> 00:34:04,211 Stella needs somebody on the ground, right up to the certification, 486 00:34:05,254 --> 00:34:07,965 so I'll be in DC until January. 487 00:34:08,549 --> 00:34:10,259 Will you let me know that you're safe? 488 00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:16,431 You're not coming back, are you? 489 00:34:17,975 --> 00:34:19,518 Maybe it's just not our time. 490 00:34:58,515 --> 00:34:59,349 Hey. 491 00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:04,688 Hey, so AP called about an assignment. 492 00:35:05,981 --> 00:35:08,525 Okay. Where? 493 00:35:09,151 --> 00:35:12,487 Afghanistan. It could be two weeks. It could be two months. I don't know. 494 00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:13,822 Are you gonna take it? 495 00:35:16,742 --> 00:35:18,410 I'll leave your keys with the doorman. 496 00:36:08,794 --> 00:36:12,256 Man. Pandemic is fucking weird. 497 00:36:13,048 --> 00:36:15,342 Do we dance? I think we dance. 498 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,344 Nope. Not worth getting COVID. 499 00:36:17,344 --> 00:36:21,515 Fuck social distancing. Let's go to, like, an actual club. 500 00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:22,975 You know, and take our chances. 501 00:36:22,975 --> 00:36:25,269 You don't think we're a little too old for the underground scene? 502 00:36:25,269 --> 00:36:27,312 What? I am not old. 503 00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:30,482 - How is your dad? - Yeah, he's actually old. 504 00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:33,610 You know, he still sends me a holiday card every year? 505 00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:37,406 Yeah, he always liked you because you tolerated his endless stories. 506 00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:40,826 He liked me because I tolerated your intense ass for four years. 507 00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:43,245 Stanford was intense, not me. 508 00:36:43,245 --> 00:36:46,623 - I'm way less intense now. Seriously. - I don't know. 509 00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:50,711 I eat real food. I sleep. You know, sleep is my self-care. 510 00:36:50,711 --> 00:36:51,837 - Wow, really? - Yeah. 511 00:36:51,837 --> 00:36:54,298 No more Red Bull with Addy sprinkles for breakfast? 512 00:36:54,298 --> 00:36:55,382 Oh, no. 513 00:36:56,508 --> 00:36:59,303 You're a big, fancy newsperson now. 514 00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:01,388 Yeah, whatever. 515 00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:05,058 - How's Hyperion? - It's okay. 516 00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:08,270 Kind of feels like one of those moments where I could just pick up and leave, 517 00:37:08,270 --> 00:37:09,897 and no one would say shit. 518 00:37:10,606 --> 00:37:11,857 What would you do instead? 519 00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:17,529 I don't know. Open up a café. Bomb an oil refinery. 520 00:37:18,030 --> 00:37:21,450 You're gonna stop programming rockets? Come on. 521 00:37:22,034 --> 00:37:23,410 No, I just need a change, you know. 522 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,204 - Any change. - Uh-huh. 523 00:37:25,204 --> 00:37:26,705 Let me know if you hear of something cool. 524 00:37:26,705 --> 00:37:29,166 Yeah, there's nothing at UBA. It's a hiring freeze. 525 00:37:30,125 --> 00:37:32,878 - I wasn't asking you for a job. - Sorry. 526 00:37:32,878 --> 00:37:37,257 I'll keep my ears open. Stuff will open up for you. 527 00:37:37,257 --> 00:37:38,550 Thank you. 528 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,471 You know, I don't blame you for what you did. 529 00:37:43,639 --> 00:37:46,558 Really. Leaving Paul Marks and doing the corporate thing. 530 00:37:46,558 --> 00:37:47,851 I really don't. 531 00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:51,813 Sometimes, I wonder what my life would have been like 532 00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:53,357 if I had done the same thing. 533 00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:54,983 Would I regret it? 534 00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:57,110 Yeah. 535 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:00,489 My clothes would be better though. 536 00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:08,956 The company also examined five hours of afternoon cable in three days. 537 00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:13,001 In 20-- Stella? Stella, are you with me here? Stella? 538 00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:17,422 - Stella, hi. This is important. Good. - Sorry. 539 00:38:18,924 --> 00:38:20,133 So how bad is it? 540 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:24,263 Budgets are up 30% across the board. 541 00:38:24,263 --> 00:38:27,015 It is existential. 542 00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:28,976 - Fuck me. - You know what? 543 00:38:28,976 --> 00:38:31,436 Maybe he'll refuse to leave the White House, 544 00:38:31,436 --> 00:38:34,648 and the Secret Service boys will have to drag him out by his tiny little feet, 545 00:38:34,648 --> 00:38:36,483 - 'cause people would watch that. - Wait. 546 00:38:36,984 --> 00:38:39,653 Come on, you don't really think that they're gonna-- 547 00:38:39,653 --> 00:38:41,446 That there's a-- 548 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:45,868 an armed militia that's roving the streets of DC ready to overturn the election? 549 00:38:45,868 --> 00:38:47,327 Do you have Internet? 550 00:38:48,787 --> 00:38:49,788 I should call Bradley. 551 00:38:51,874 --> 00:38:53,834 Oh, yeah. How is she doing? 552 00:38:56,170 --> 00:38:58,380 She says she's fine, but I don't know. 553 00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:01,383 And I'm starting to worry that I shouldn't have sent her there. 554 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:04,803 We don't have free and fair elections. 555 00:39:04,803 --> 00:39:08,807 {\an8}And you know what else? We don't have a free and fair press. 556 00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:11,768 Our media is not free. It's not fair. 557 00:39:11,768 --> 00:39:15,939 It suppresses thought, it suppresses speech, 558 00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:19,026 and it's become the enemy of the people. 559 00:39:19,026 --> 00:39:21,486 It's become the enemy of the people. 560 00:39:22,237 --> 00:39:24,698 It's the biggest problem we have in this country. 561 00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:27,034 Yeah, I'm inside. 562 00:39:27,034 --> 00:39:29,036 I don't know, I got separated from my crew. 563 00:39:29,036 --> 00:39:32,039 I'm just gonna-- I have to go. I'm gonna film by myself. 564 00:39:32,039 --> 00:39:34,499 And we're gonna have to fight much harder, 565 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:40,756 because you're sworn to uphold our constitution. 566 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:48,889 Now it is up to Congress to confront this egregious assault on our democracy. 567 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:51,934 - And after this... - Stop the steal! We're stopping the steal! 568 00:39:51,934 --> 00:39:54,603 - We're taking it back! - We're going to walk down-- 569 00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:57,231 - USA! USA! - We're going to walk down. 570 00:39:57,231 --> 00:40:02,027 Anyone you want, but I think right here, we're going to walk down to the Capitol. 571 00:40:04,363 --> 00:40:08,575 And we're going to cheer on our brave senators... 572 00:40:10,035 --> 00:40:12,454 Fuck. Goddamn it. 573 00:40:12,454 --> 00:40:15,332 ...and we're probably not going to be cheering so much for some of them. 574 00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:20,003 Because you'll never take back our country with weakness. 575 00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:22,756 You have to show strength, and you have to be strong. 576 00:40:22,756 --> 00:40:24,466 It's a restricted area! 577 00:40:26,552 --> 00:40:30,472 Gonna pay now, you traitor! What you gonna do, huh? 578 00:40:33,141 --> 00:40:34,309 Where you going? 579 00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:36,520 Let's go! 580 00:40:40,774 --> 00:40:41,942 Get off me! 581 00:41:24,484 --> 00:41:25,861 - Hey. - Don't. 582 00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:33,493 What? 583 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:36,079 Just say something before I lose my mind. What, Hal? 584 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:37,831 - I didn't know it was gonna be like that. - You don't know? 585 00:41:37,831 --> 00:41:41,251 What the fuck are you doing here, Hal? Why did you even come here? 586 00:41:41,251 --> 00:41:44,213 I had some buddies that were coming-- 587 00:41:44,213 --> 00:41:47,257 - Those your buddies? - I knew that you were gonna be here. 588 00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:48,967 I was coming to see you. 589 00:41:48,967 --> 00:41:51,595 We haven't seen each other in a year. 590 00:41:52,179 --> 00:41:56,058 You have any idea what it is like trying to get clean on Zoom 591 00:41:56,058 --> 00:41:58,268 or stuck in that house cleaning Mom's shit out? 592 00:41:58,268 --> 00:42:00,187 Because you weren't there. 593 00:42:00,729 --> 00:42:02,314 It drives you crazy. 594 00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:04,358 That's crazy? This is fucking crazy. 595 00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:07,027 I was just trying to get out of there. All I wanted to do was leave, Brad, 596 00:42:07,027 --> 00:42:08,612 but then he grabbed me. 597 00:42:08,612 --> 00:42:11,740 You assaulted a police officer. That is a felony, Hal. 598 00:42:11,740 --> 00:42:14,660 And I caught you doing it on fucking camera. 599 00:42:19,164 --> 00:42:22,793 Cheryl's pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad. 600 00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:26,713 What? What did you say? 601 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:29,091 Cheryl's pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad. She's gonna have a baby. 602 00:42:29,091 --> 00:42:31,343 - I'm gonna have a baby. - Oh, my God. 603 00:42:31,343 --> 00:42:33,971 What do I do? You have to help me. 604 00:42:33,971 --> 00:42:37,432 - What am I supposed to do? - Oh, my God. 605 00:42:39,810 --> 00:42:41,144 Okay. 606 00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:48,110 Okay, let me think. 607 00:42:49,027 --> 00:42:50,863 Wait, who knows you were here? 608 00:42:51,488 --> 00:42:53,282 Where did you tell Cheryl you were going? 609 00:42:54,491 --> 00:42:55,784 She thinks I went camping. 610 00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:58,787 Okay. You have to get out of here. 611 00:42:58,787 --> 00:43:01,331 You're gonna take a bus, 612 00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:02,875 - and you were never here. - Brad. 613 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:04,668 - And I never fucking saw you. - Brad. 614 00:43:04,668 --> 00:43:07,421 Give me your phone. Have to get rid of your phone. 615 00:43:10,382 --> 00:43:13,385 And you have to go! Right now. 616 00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:19,057 - Thank you. - Goddamn it, Hal, just get out of here. 617 00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:24,605 And, Hal, don't call me. And don't text me. 618 00:43:25,898 --> 00:43:27,441 Do you understand? 619 00:44:36,218 --> 00:44:39,096 Stop the steal! Stop the steal! 620 00:44:44,893 --> 00:44:46,395 This is incredible. 621 00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:52,526 I want Evening News. 622 00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:57,781 At 12:53 p.m., the outer perimeter is breached. 623 00:44:57,781 --> 00:44:59,992 As the vaccine hits your system you may experience 624 00:44:59,992 --> 00:45:01,618 dizziness, confusion, fever. 625 00:45:01,618 --> 00:45:04,037 A crowd infiltrates the Capitol 626 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:07,749 {\an8}and engages in a standoff outside the Senate Chamber. 627 00:45:07,749 --> 00:45:10,294 {\an8}Your immune system is gonna detect the foreign mRNA, 628 00:45:10,294 --> 00:45:13,338 {\an8}and it's going to marshal all its resources it can to combat it. 629 00:45:13,338 --> 00:45:16,049 {\an8}Violence erupts almost immediately, 630 00:45:16,049 --> 00:45:18,719 {\an8}as staffers barricade themselves in offices. 631 00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,306 {\an8}You're likely to be exhausted, dissociated even, for a few days. 632 00:45:22,306 --> 00:45:27,936 {\an8}Imagine, complete chaos within the walls of this monument to democracy. 633 00:45:29,521 --> 00:45:33,942 {\an8}Stop the steal. Stop the steal! Stop the steal! Stop the steal! 634 00:45:33,942 --> 00:45:34,985 {\an8}USA! 635 00:45:35,736 --> 00:45:37,446 {\an8}Stop the steal! 636 00:45:37,446 --> 00:45:39,615 Reach out to my office to set up your second shot. 637 00:45:39,615 --> 00:45:40,741 Congratulations. 638 00:45:40,741 --> 00:45:44,328 {\an8}No one knows where to go or what to do. 639 00:46:01,512 --> 00:46:03,388 You ever worry about sharks? 640 00:46:04,806 --> 00:46:07,059 Yeah, I don't bother them, they don't bother me. 641 00:46:07,643 --> 00:46:10,479 400 million years. That's how long they've been here. 642 00:46:11,355 --> 00:46:12,356 I don't know. 643 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:16,026 There were sharks in that ocean before there were rings around Saturn. 644 00:46:16,026 --> 00:46:18,362 Humans, we're just a blip. 645 00:46:18,362 --> 00:46:21,865 Showed up yesterday, almost certainly be gone tomorrow. 646 00:46:21,865 --> 00:46:24,117 All we have is today. My money is on them. 647 00:46:25,035 --> 00:46:27,329 - You live around here? - Yeah, I just bought a place. 648 00:46:27,329 --> 00:46:30,624 I figure I got 50 years before the ocean swallows it up. 649 00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:33,460 Should have bought a boat. 650 00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:37,172 Well, you know, I tried to build an ark, but supply chain. 651 00:46:38,173 --> 00:46:40,300 Paul Marks. And you are? 652 00:46:40,300 --> 00:46:41,677 I'm Cory Ellison. 653 00:46:42,678 --> 00:46:45,806 Right. UBA, right? Yeah. 654 00:46:45,806 --> 00:46:50,435 Exactly. Have you ever thought about getting into media? 655 00:46:51,270 --> 00:46:52,437 I hate television. 656 00:46:53,438 --> 00:46:55,357 Boy, you'd fit right in. 657 00:46:58,110 --> 00:47:00,863 Nice to meet you, Cory. See you around. 658 00:47:12,541 --> 00:47:14,126 - Can I come in? - Yeah. 659 00:47:20,215 --> 00:47:21,216 Wow. 660 00:47:24,678 --> 00:47:27,681 - You want some water or-- - No. I'm good. 661 00:47:27,681 --> 00:47:31,310 I-- Wow, is this how you spent your pandemic? 662 00:47:32,352 --> 00:47:33,687 Something like that. 663 00:47:34,229 --> 00:47:37,441 - Wow. It's beautiful. - Thanks. 664 00:47:45,782 --> 00:47:47,784 This mask is driving me crazy. 665 00:47:48,410 --> 00:47:51,413 So, I'm assuming you got a copy of the subpoena today? 666 00:47:51,413 --> 00:47:52,956 That made my week. 667 00:47:52,956 --> 00:47:56,251 I mean, don't you love getting mail from the FBI? 668 00:47:56,251 --> 00:47:57,836 It's so polite. It's so civilized. 669 00:47:57,836 --> 00:48:00,797 It's a hell of a lot better than when they kick in your door at 4:00 a.m. 670 00:48:00,797 --> 00:48:02,090 and drag you out by the pj's. 671 00:48:02,090 --> 00:48:05,511 Yeah, Cory, we have to protect our journalistic independence. 672 00:48:07,012 --> 00:48:08,013 Okay, yeah. 673 00:48:08,889 --> 00:48:11,016 Normally I would totally agree with you on that, 674 00:48:11,016 --> 00:48:13,185 - but this is a-- Not in this case. - Cory. 675 00:48:13,185 --> 00:48:16,480 I spoke with the special agent in charge. 676 00:48:17,397 --> 00:48:19,233 There was a police officer who was assaulted 677 00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:20,651 in the hallway of the Capitol. 678 00:48:21,151 --> 00:48:22,694 No witnesses, no video. 679 00:48:22,694 --> 00:48:24,530 And based upon your reporting, 680 00:48:24,530 --> 00:48:26,281 they think you were nearby when it happened, 681 00:48:26,281 --> 00:48:29,284 and there might be something useful on your footage. 682 00:48:29,284 --> 00:48:32,162 Hey, you could be a hero. Hell, I might even be a hero, 683 00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:36,542 supporting the great cause of democracy, et cetera, et cetera. 684 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:41,713 I know you have principles, but this is an extraordinary situation. 685 00:48:46,218 --> 00:48:47,469 I deleted the footage. 686 00:48:49,972 --> 00:48:53,600 And they're gonna know, 'cause the footage cuts out in the hallway 687 00:48:54,893 --> 00:48:58,355 right as the police officer comes out of the door. And-- 688 00:48:59,857 --> 00:49:01,942 Because? 689 00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:06,363 Hal is on it. 690 00:49:08,782 --> 00:49:12,703 Hal was at the Capitol? 691 00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:15,789 And they're gonna see the footage, Cory. 692 00:49:17,124 --> 00:49:18,917 And they're gonna know what I did. 693 00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:22,171 And they're gonna wanna talk to me. 694 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,557 Bradley, we put you on Evening News. 695 00:49:34,183 --> 00:49:35,350 Do you understand? 696 00:49:35,976 --> 00:49:40,814 This jeopardizes the entire network. 697 00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:42,065 I know. 698 00:49:43,734 --> 00:49:44,735 I'm sorry. 699 00:49:46,278 --> 00:49:47,779 I'm really sorry. I-- 700 00:49:50,908 --> 00:49:52,618 Hal's the only person I have left. 701 00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:56,413 And he says he didn't want to hurt anybody, 702 00:49:56,413 --> 00:49:58,957 and I didn't know what to do. 703 00:50:15,307 --> 00:50:17,601 I'll have our lawyers reach out to the FBI, 704 00:50:17,601 --> 00:50:19,102 and the Feds can have the-- 705 00:50:22,731 --> 00:50:25,234 the video that was already aired and that's it. 706 00:50:28,487 --> 00:50:30,656 Journalistic independence, as you say. 707 00:50:30,656 --> 00:50:31,949 Thank you. 708 00:50:33,492 --> 00:50:34,493 I just-- 709 00:50:35,619 --> 00:50:37,287 I'd like for you to leave now. 710 00:50:45,963 --> 00:50:49,675 And I don't wanna hear another fucking word about this, ever. 711 00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:05,274 You ready? 712 00:51:06,024 --> 00:51:07,150 Yeah. 713 00:51:40,517 --> 00:51:41,643 Have a good show. 714 00:51:58,702 --> 00:51:59,703 Thank you. 715 00:52:00,954 --> 00:52:02,039 Sound check. 716 00:52:04,082 --> 00:52:05,083 Great. 717 00:52:06,418 --> 00:52:10,714 Five, four, three, two... 718 00:52:15,093 --> 00:52:16,136 Good evening. 719 00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:20,140 I'm Bradley Jackson, and this is the UBA Evening News.