Downloaded from YTS.MX
Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX
NETFLIX PRESENTS
[electronic beat playing]
[woman in French] Yes, my love. Are you settled in?
No, stop saying your stomach is in knots.
I'll see you in three weeks. I'll call you every day.
Yes, vacation with your dad will go just fine.
-Yeah, I'll give them a kiss for you. -Kisses, Nina!
Kisses, my love.
I love you, peanut.
You can't wear earbuds while driving.
Can you let go? You're stressing me out, holding your seat since Paris.
No, I'm super scared. Say something to her!
It doesn't bother me.
Yeah, my driving is just fine. Relax, we're on vacation.
It's not a vacation. That'll be later. We have lots to do at the house.
The buyers are coming back at the end of this month for the follow-up visit.
-I'd like for this to be settled fast. -Don't worry, honey, we'll get it done.
I have to tell you that there's been a tiny change of plans for me.
Meaning?
[hesitating] I'm joining Pascal in Ibiza in a few days. Last-minute decision.
Awesome.
Taking up your bad habits from high school again?
No, not at all.
I'm not ditching you.
Just leaving a little sooner, that's all. Stop. [scoffs]
I couldn't say no. It's the first time he's asked me to go away with him.
He's finally leaving her.
[scoffs] Oh, yeah? Haven't I heard that before?
-Pathetic. -Stop. I know what you're thinking,
but this time it's different.
[phone buzzes]
"Mr. Asshole"? What…
Where did this come from? You messed with my phone when we stopped?
-[laughter] -No, why?
[honking]
He's crazy! Look at how he's crowding and pressuring me, that asshole!
[scoffs] Think I'm scared of you and your flashing headlights?
-Let him pass, it's dangerous! -They're cute, too.
[laughs] Okay, pass, if it means that much to you, you won't be disappointed.
[loud rap playing]
Take the wheel.
-Take the wheel, Sonia! -No!
-[Sonia] No, Elise, stop! No! -[Elise screaming]
Stop! Stop it!
-God, you're crazy! -[Elise whoops]
[engine revving, tires squealing]
[whooping]
-[gasping] -[siren wailing]
Shit!
Oh, no…
[Elise] Let's pull over, then.
PLEASE FOLLOW US
♪ Yo ♪
What are the odds of getting stopped by the cops on such a road? Really?
I'm screwed without a license.
It's okay, take the test again in six months.
[sighs]
But how could you offer to blow the policemen?
You're so reckless. We could've ended up in custody.
[sighs] They looked like they had a sense of humor.
♪ Say something Come on ♪
♪ What? Louder ♪
[Sonia] Where's the electric meter?
[Cécile sighs]
[Sonia] Exactly how long has it been since you were here?
Three years.
It still smells like him, don't you think?
Okay, let's put on some music.
[Cécile] Élise, you'll take Leo's room,
and, Sonia, you take Melie's.
[Élise] If you want, I don't mind sleeping in your room.
-[Cécile] No, it's fine. -[Élise] You sure?
-[Cécile] Yeah… -[screaming]
[Sonia] What is that?
Well, it looks like a pelican.
It's huge!
[Cécile] How'd it get here?
Hi there, little pelican!
-[pelican screams] -[screaming]
[pelican squawks]
All right, so, room one.
Sonia, you'll take care of it with Élise.
Can you help or must you be on your phone?
-Hang on. -Always on your phone.
-[silly voice] "I love you, Pascal." -Wait, how do we do this?
I don't know, I'm scared.
-That's better, no? -Yeah.
I get it, this isn't much fun,
but we can't do it right if we're not organized.
Sonia, can you help?
-Yes, I'm not done with my conversation. -Yes? Come on.
Come here…
Easy. Okay…
[TV playing quietly]
[man on TV] Mating takes place mostly in the spring, after hibernation.
[phone chimes]
Males are fertile from April to August.
MY STOMACH'S NOT IN KNOTS ANYMORE. LUV U MOM
I LOVE YOU TOO, MY DARLING. SLEEP TIGHT.
I finished installing AdoptAGuy for you, just in case.
[sighs]
You'll use it when you're ready.
[Élise] It's not bad.
[Élise sighs]
How long have we been stuck in here? I've had enough.
Maybe we can take a break tomorrow?
I agree. This is crazy, we need to get some air.
[Élise] Don't you agree, Cécile?
It's important for you to take care of yourself, too. Okay?
I'd love to go sailing!
You still have it?
Sailing, great idea, sailing. Huh, Cécile? Is that good?
Mm.
Yeah. Sailing is good. Great idea. Wonderful.
I love the… the wind.
["Lying Together" playing]
♪ Oh oh baby ♪
Sonia!
[laughing]
Woo!
[screaming]
[man] Follow me, okay?
Bilal, Erwan, you do what Axelle does.
Axelle, you tell them it was all good with the sailing?
-[girl] Yeah. -There. Nice and taut. Pull…
[Élise and Sonia screaming]
Hey!
What's with those dumb bitches?
What, don't they know how to drive?
[Élise] Cécile!
[Élise] You seem to be having fun.
Not bad for an old piece of ass!
Tell me about it!
Sailing looks super fun!
Not at all for old squares like I thought.
-Idiot! -[laughter]
Fuck, they're not noticing us at all.
-Kevin! Come here! -Yes.
-[Kevin] What did I do? But… -[man] Dude, what're you doing?
-[boy screams] -[water splashing]
[Kevin coughing]
[shouting] He's drowning!
[man] Give me your hand.
["Lying Together" playing]
♪ Ooh oh baby ♪
[siren blaring]
♪ Ooh oh baby ♪
[Élise] What happened? I don't get it.
-Is he hurt? -He'll be fine, thanks.
I intervened in time. He capsized because of you.
It's dangerous riding so close to us.
Well, I didn't think we did. Sorry, we're sorry!
-[Élise] You okay, sweetie? -Don't worry, we're on it.
If you want, we could teach you how to drive.
That's okay. We'll be more careful.
But it'd be safer if we give you one or two lessons.
So we can teach you the right reflexes
and the right positions.
[laughs] Okay, great.
And I could teach you how to shave.
[laughter]
I'm sure there's a lot you can teach me.
Yeah… We'll see you.
See you.
[Élise] Later, David Hasselhoff!
♪ Ooh oh baby ♪
Who's David Hasselhoff?
I'm too scared to call your other phone, call me back!
[Sonia] Let me know about the hotel and all the rest.
[sighs] I miss you.
Everything okay?
His wife, kids, how are they?
Wow! Look out, girls.
[Élise laughs] That's some serious camel toe.
-[Cécile] What's that? -Tight pants up the va-jay-jay.
[Sonia] You call that "camel toe"? I call it ninja foot.
Show some compassion. We don't have to use your dumb trendy Parisian codes.
No, Cécile!
-Yeah, I gotta admit, it's huge. -[laughter]
-Shit, it's Marie-Christine! -[Sonia] You know her?
The baker's wife. I like her, but not right now.
Holy crap! Do you ever talk fashion?
[Cécile] Stop it! She'll want to talk about Laurent. I can't do it. Hide me.
Do something! Hurry! Find something.
-[Cécile] Not that! No! -[Élise] That look! It's amazing.
-[Cécile] Is she gone? -[Élise] No.
Not yet. Careful, she's right there.
[Marie-Christine] Cécile? Is that you?
-Marie-Christine. -What are you doing?
These are my friends.
-Sonia, Elise. -Nice to meet you. Sweetie, you came back!
I'm so happy to see you! How is the house? I hope it isn't too hard without Laurent?
-It's fine. I'm going to sell actually. -I know, I heard.
-And the kids? -Good, they're away at camp.
Hey, let's go swimming! Come on!
How's the bakery doing, good?
Good, working a lot as usual.
Yeah, not bad!
Cécile, please tell me you know him. Is he from here?
He'd be perfect for you!
Doubt it, no one's interested in me.
A widow of my age, unemployed, with two teenagers, honestly.
[Marie-Christine] Well, that's Thomas. I rented the house to him.
-Marie-Christine! -Thomas!
Always working out, huh? [laughs]
These are my friends.
-Cécile… -Hello.
-Sonia and… -Élise, I'm Élise.
-Hi. -[Thomas] Hello.
I'm not really in the right state to greet you.
Jogging at this hour is frankly not a great idea.
It can be dangerous at our age.
Just saying, I'm an expert on heart attacks.
[Cécile] Sorry. Pretend I didn't say anything.
[Élise laughing]
-Still coming over for dinner? -Of course!
Then I'm taking you all dancing at Drakkar!
[laughing]
-We'll see. -Off you go!
[Élise] Bye.
[Élise] I hope Marie-Christine will wear a sparkly camel toe at the very least.
-She'd better bring Thomas. -Yes.
I feel bad about leaving Cécile alone.
No, don't worry. She must already be asleep.
-You think? -Yes.
[melancholy music playing]
[sobbing]
[pelican squawking]
[woman] You idiot, go ahead. Leica, come on!
So, everyone's cutting us in line?
Do you have a membership card?
-[laughs] -Excuse me?
Who invited you?
Your mom, I think. She coming to pick you up soon?
Ask her yourself. You're in the same Scrabble club.
I'm going to ask you to wait on the side, please.
What a little bitch!
[scoffs] Good evening.
-Who does she think she is? -[gasps]
Do you think her hair looks good?
-[man] Hey, that's enough. Stop it, man. -You talking to me?
Can I go in now?
No, you can't come in. However, you can go home, yeah.
-Hey bimbo, who do you think you are? -Raph, leave her alone.
I'll handle it.
I'll give you five seconds to go or I'll end you.
[Raph laughing]
You're turning me on with this power trip.
Five…
Four… Three…
Two… One.
[laughs]
-[hard punches] -[man groaning]
[thudding]
-[crash] -[man moans]
[man] Hey, man, you okay?
Was that Krav Maga?
[Sonia] Guess there's no point telling her that we get in everywhere in Paris.
But you're having trouble in the South? You want to get in?
We can help you, but you have to be nice to us.
The queens of speed.
[laughs] I didn't recognize you. You look shorter without your Zodiacs.
-I think she's laughing at you, man. -Yeah.
-Louise, let them in. -You know them?
Yeah, I know them. Be nice to them. They're old friends.
I'll say.
-I didn't know you'd be out. -[man] Julien, c'mon!
-Wanna finish the evening together? -I don't know. We'll see.
-What do you mean? -[man] Julien!
You know, life.
["Lying Together" playing]
♪ Ooh oh baby ♪
[Sonia] Thanks again. I don't think she'd have let us in.
It's okay, relax. It wasn't very hard.
-What are you having? -Nothing, we're good.
This place is expensive!
We drank earlier. We stashed a bottle outside if you want.
-[laughter] -No, it's on us.
Which cocktails are good here?
It's fine. Forget that. Rico! Five vodka Red Bulls, please.
-Yes! -Thanks.
See, we're nice.
More important, you're hot.
[laughs]
Five Red Bulls. Forty-five euros.
[Élise] No, it's okay. Keep the change.
[horn blares]
Royal at the bar!
[cheering]
Weird, huh?
-The aftertaste? -[Sonia] Yes.
That's GHB.
[laughter]
[hip hop playing]
♪ I'll make it to the first roll Blending in with all y'all ♪
♪ Drink it up on my soul ♪
They're still following you guys around?
♪ Imma trap that ass ♪
♪ Give a backslap, smartasses ♪
♪ I'm waiting outside for baggage ♪
[Élise] Hey, that's enough.
♪ Bang your head and throw it up Hold that bitch and say what's up ♪
♪ Ain't no jokin'... ♪
It's dead here. I'm going back to work.
♪ Bang your head and throw it up Hold that bitch and say what's up ♪
♪ Ain't no jokin'... ♪
-You coming to see me later? -I have no choice.
I gotta get through the door to get out. [laughs]
♪ I wanna see my ladies go uh-oh Here goes the maddest rapper... ♪
Is she your girlfriend?
No.
We hooked up once at a party, but…
She's been imagining things since. Anyway, forget it.
["Love Song" playing]
Yeah!
[cheering]
-Should we bounce? -After party at the sailing club?
[Sonia] An after party? What for?
It could be cool!
No, thanks, but it's late.
The night's just getting started.
Besides, the darkness suits you.
As opposed to daylight?
-You've got an answer for everything? -Yeah.
Really?
[Paul] We can hang out a while, right?
We could go to the beach, my place, wherever you want.
No, I don't think so. I'm going home.
-[man] Paul, leave them alone. -[Paul] Sure?
-[Élise] Yeah. Bye. -[man] Bye. Stop it.
Did you see how confident he is? He just swooped right in!
He's crazy. I should file a complaint.
-How old do you think he is? -Twelve and a half?
Idiot! No, he's at least 23.
Even at 23, he's a child.
That little punk is a good kisser.
-[door slams] -[shushing]
[whispering]
See, she did what we asked. It's…
[laughter]
[gasps]
[Sonia] What's wrong with her?
[laughing]
[gasps]
-Cécile. -How many did she do?
[Élise] I told you we shouldn't leave her alone!
How many… what?
This isn't funny, why are you laughing? She's so stupid. [laughing]
-Should we put her back to bed? -No!
-We're not putting her back to bed! -Come on, let's go.
[Sonia] We can just grab her like this!
[laughter]
[woman] Hey, guys!
Can you help move the catamaran out?
Shut it.
Seriously?
-Shit, check it. -Look. Just on the right. You see?
["Lovely" playing]
-Let me see. -No.
You bastard.
[Paul] What's he doing there?
[sighs]
[screaming]
[Cécile] She's scared of the ball.
No, you're wrong.
I'm not an eternal bachelor. I'm a dad.
-Yeah? -I've got a six-year-old boy.
His name is Sacha.
Actually, you might run into him.
I've been separated for almost three years now.
Classic. All couples split up when the child turns two or three.
[laughs] Wow.
Is that you being optimistic?
No, just realistic. [laughs]
Too bad you weren't at Drakkar yesterday.
Clubs aren't really my thing.
No, me… I prefer watching cozy TV series in bed, you know?
[Élise laughs]
What about you?
How come you haven't rebuilt your life yet?
[deep voice] "What about you? How come you haven't rebuilt your life yet?"
-No, please! -What?
No, not this absurd expression: "rebuild your life."
So, if you're not a traditional couple, you don't have a life?
-Yeah. -Yep.
Yes, good point. [laughs]
[Thomas] This house is really beautiful.
-If your buyers back out, let me know. -Okay.
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
Well, I should get going.
Me too, I've got loads to do.
My son's cooking class is about to end.
[laughter]
Is your son really on vacation?
If you had a child, you'd know that keeping them busy is convenient.
-[Thomas] Where's the bathroom? -Upstairs, second door on the left.
-Okay. -I'll wait for you.
[Sonia] He's a jerk!
Total asshole.
-[Julien] Hi! -Hi!
[Paul] We didn't know where the front door was.
So…
-Hi, Sonia! -Hi! [laughs]
-[Élise] Hi. -You know each other?
Uh, yeah. We met them last night. [whispering] Did we give them the address?
-I don't know. -[Thomas] Hi.
Mrs. Camus.
-Markus? -[Markus laughs] Yeah, it's me.
You've grown so much. I mean, changed!
[Élise laughs]
What are you doing here?
I came here for dinner with my friends. I thought you'd sold the house.
No, actually, that's why I came back.
-I didn't know those were your friends. -They're helping me prepare for the sale.
Okay. It's really great to see you again, ma'am.
Thank you. Don't just stand here. I…
And stop calling me "ma'am." Come on in.
-Thank you. -Thanks.
You do remember inviting us to dinner? It's not weird, right?
No. I mean, I… [laughs]
Hi, Mr. Tissot.
Do… Do we know each other?
Yeah, we met at the sailing club.
We take care of your son. Sacha, right?
Right, right. You're the instructors or something?
Yeah.
By the way,
this is for you.
They're lemons.
-[Élise] Ah! [laughs] -Thank you.
-Nice. -[Julien] It's nothing.
Not too hangover today?
'Cause we were really wasted last night.
You two were having trouble walking toward the end.
[Paul] We had a hard time getting to work.
[laughter]
-You look beautiful today. -Thanks.
[Markus] I brought this…
to go with the lemons.
-That's cool. -Tequila, really?
Yeah, it's for getting hammered!
[laughter]
Yeah, well…
Tequila is convenient when you're flat broke, right?
Excuse me?
It's okay. I know what it's like.
Hey, I had summer jobs.
All I wanted was to get wasted…
and bang girls.
I guess we haven't had the same youth.
Oh, you're cute. And trying to be big men, too.
-Who is this asshole? -Is this your boyfriend?
Would you like something to drink?
-[Thomas] All right, this time, I'm off. -Yeah.
Oh, and…
Before I forget…
You need to be more careful about keeping the club's equipment clean.
See, it's… It's not quite up to par.
Your boss told me not to hesitate to give him feedback, well…
I'd hate to have to tell on you.
-Yeah, right… Suck it, buddy. -[Thomas] Excuse me?
Thomas, aren't you running late? For your son.
Who does he think he is?
[Thomas] Are you okay?
I'm fine. I just don't react well to condescension.
See you.
[Élise] I can't believe Thomas's reaction. I'm shocked.
Why did you invite them?
Did you know Markus used to babysit Leo and Melie?
This is ridiculous.
-[sighs] Relax, it's no big deal. -No, it's no big deal, but…
Besides, I don't remember inviting them, I swear.
-Awesome. -No, it's true.
Is this okay?
No.
[Sonia laughs]
-Yeah, it's fine. -[Paul] Which one of you is the psycho?
[Cécile] What's going on?
Do you frame them after?
[Élise laughing] Come, let's go outside.
[Paul] Did you know SpongeBob was gay with Patrick the starfish?
-Okay. -Go!
-Slice? -There! What's going on?
-[Markus] Go! -[Paul] Again.
[Juien] Wait.
Yes!
[laughter]
-Are you guys studying? -I'm a second year law student.
-So, you're taking the DEUG? -The DEUG?
Well, the equivalent. Because… "DEUG" doesn't exist anymore, right?
[laughter]
-Yeah, right. -Sorry.
Okay!
What do you do, Markus? You work at the sailing club too?
Yes. Yeah, I do. I'm manager of the sailing club.
I supervise operations and then I watch them work. That's it.
I'm more or less studying for my BEng…
-What? -"I'm more or less studying for my BEng."
[Julien] Like he's 80 or something?
No, I'm more or less studying engineering, if you prefer.
I haven't certified my second year.
Next year, either I have to repeat… Why are you looking at me like that?
-What's with you, guys? -I'm listening.
My second option is, I have coder friends around who have a start-up.
Maybe I'll work there.
I'm on the fence about working with them. I don't know yet.
Come on! Why don't you tell her you wanna leave Paris to avoid your ex?
Fuck, shut up!
I haven't given a damn about her for a thousand years!
I didn't ask you to unpack my shit in front of everyone.
He's right. Besides, be careful.
We could also destroy your career
by telling them about your hazing in medical school, you bastard!
-What accent is that? -I don't know.
-That's racist. -No.
[laughter]
You studied medicine?
-Yup. -[Sonia] What specialty?
His specialty is money. It's… money, love, caramel of all sorts.
-Creole! -Yes!
-You're sort of the accent specialist. -That's right!
No, Sonia, I… I'm taking a year off.
I'll get small jobs until I know for sure.
This is a guy who passed his first year of med school the first try,
and since he was tired, he decided to take a sabbatical.
That's a shame.
No, why?
It gives me more time to spend with you. For example…
[laughs]
You have gorgeous eyes.
And he bites his lips to boot.
[laughter]
So, you like older women?
No, I don't have a specific type.
And you're not old.
Besides, at the club now… There are some young girls.
-Stop. You're being an ass. -Bullshit, they're not even 12. Stop it.
So? As long as there's turf, I'm game.
[laughter]
Cécile, I was kidding. Everyone gets that I was kidding, right?
No, I don't think so.
Okay, I'll say it again.
I'll say it in English: "I was kidding."
If you spoke Finnish, I'd say it in Finnish,
but I'm not sure you speak Finnish.
[pretends to speak Finnish]
-What's that? -[laughter]
He's proud, and he's gonna blow smoke.
[laughter]
Sweetie, it's Mom.
I was thinking about you and your camp monitors.
I was wondering if they were nice, if everything was okay.
Sweetheart,
if there's anything, you need to tell me about it.
You mustn't hesitate.
You need to tell me things. Don't be afraid.
Be vigilant. Give Leo a kiss for me. Love you, sweetie.
Where do I put this?
I don't know. There. That's great. Over there.
[laughter outside]
It's weird being here.
I'd also love to see…
Leo and Melie again.
-[Markus] They're good? -Great. I just left them a message.
I don't even know if I'd recognize those two.
Because…
-[Markus] They must have grown. -Well, yeah, like you!
-Yeah. -[Cécile] They have grown.
Should I bring something?
No.
-Thanks. -[Markus] Nothing. Okay.
Thank you.
["The Bottom" playing]
[Paul] The first time I saw you, you blew me away.
Yeah? You've got your work cut out with me. I'm not easy.
[Paul] I love a challenge.
-Sonia, it's our jam! -Awesome!
["She's a Bad Mama Jama" playing]
-You don't know it? -No.
Come on!
Hey, come on!
[high voice] Come on, Julien! Come on!
♪ Just as fine as she can be ♪
This is insane.
It's elegant, it's refined…
Did you work as a sommelier or what?
[Markus laughs]
I have so many memories here, it's weird.
You know, I loved coming over to watch your kids.
They liked you a lot.
Laurent thought you were too young to watch them,
but I trusted you completely.
Even though I'm super anxious when it comes to my kids.
I remember you often put your hair up with a pencil.
Really?
I thought that was wild. [sighs]
[laughs]
-Is something wrong? -No.
I've always wanted to tear that wall down to get access to the garden.
So, why didn't you do it? Was it…
I don't know. Laurent was never on board.
Well, then… to this wall,
-and to this virtual opening. -Cheers!
["Reckless" playing]
♪ Beach boys on the ride home I can get there with my eyes closed ♪
♪ Exactly 34 minutes After I pull out your driveway ♪
♪ You dial my phone ♪
♪ Paper cover rock Scripture cover Peter... ♪
See?
He is the artist I'm taking care of these days.
I do all his promo, his press…
Oh, yeah. I actually know who this is!
And…
You manage lots of singers?
Yeah, quite a few. [laughs]
With very different styles.
I suppose they all have a meaning?
Yeah.
Is Léa your ex-girlfriend?
No, it's my mom's name.
Oh, yeah? [laughs]
Are you jealous?
No. [laughs]
[phone chimes]
MR. ASSHOLE
Sorry, I'll be right back.
Girls!
[man on phone] Chupa. Chupa me.
[groaning] Chupa. Chupa me!
[woman moaning in message]
Chupa--
Those butt dials are a nightmare. It happened to me with my dad.
What an asshole!
-[Cécile] Did you call him? -He's still not picking up?
What the hell does this shit mean? "Chupa, chupa me!"
Hang on, is that your boyfriend?
Because… "chupa, chupa me," in Spanish, it means:
"Suck me off."
-Suck me off? -Suck me off.
Suck me off?
You sure that's what it means?
[Julien] 100%, I mean…
Chupa, chupa me!
[men laughing]
[whimpers]
If I may, Julien aced Spanish class from the eighth grade on.
-He even did Erasmus, so… -Hey, this isn't the time.
-[men laugh] -[Sonia cries]
What he's doing to you is completely despicable!
I'd break stuff if I were you!
Cécile, what's happening to you?
I hate this kind of situation, it makes me sick!
We're going out!
-Right now? -Yes. We're going for ice cream!
Everything is closed at this hour.
-She's crazy… -[laughter]
She won't do it.
-[Élise] You're the best! -[cheering]
Who wants what?
I don't want any!
Raspberry!
Yes! Raspberry!
Raspberry! Raspberry!
[laughing and cheering]
Here, Cécile.
From here on, you eat it with your fingers.
-Yeah. -No, thanks.
-[Paul] No? You? -[gasping]
-[Élise laughs] -Me too. Want to share? It's so good!
[Paul] Raspberry…
[Cécile laughs]
Hang on, this one too.
[Julien groans]
-You okay? I'm not too heavy? -Uh-uh.
-[gasps] -[Markus] So, where to now?
Aren't there any windows on this car?
No, they're stuck.
I'm too hot too, even with the roof open. It's hot!
Let's go for a swim!
-[Julien] Yes! -I don't have my bathing suit!
Come on, a midnight swim! Come on!
[Cécile] Come on, don't be wusses! Come on!
[Paul] Yeah, let's go swimming!
Dude, can you stop for two seconds? I need to get out, I don't feel good.
Are you sick?
Sorry, I need some air right now.
-You okay, man? -[Julien] I'll walk home.
-You're making a face. -[Julien] You need help?
What's going on? You drink too much?
You okay? Are you sick?
[Julien clears his throat]
What's that?
Did you piss yourself?
It's nothing. Leave me alone.
Fuck, did you cum in your pants? When?
-Fuck, you guys are a pain in the ass! -[laughter]
Fuck… It's never happened to me before!
I just want to disappear!
That's so embarrassing, check it!
[laughing continues faintly]
FROM PAUL YOU'RE THE HOTTEST OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
-[Sonia] Wash your face! -I love it…
[Cécile] Let's put everything in the trunk.
YOU'RE A HOT GIRL TOO
Come on, let's go. You're so slow!
[laughing]
-[Sonia] Midnight swim! -[Élise] Do we have to obey you?
-[Cécile] Yes. You do. -[Sonia] She's the boss.
[Cécile] Yeah, I'm the boss.
-Here, boss. - Hurry up!
-[Élise] What did you put in our drinks? -[Cécile] Nothing. Hurry up!
[Sonia] Let go of me!
[Sonia] Hands off! Unbelievable… Always touching me.
Come on. Come!
[gasps] Cécile, what happened?
You look like a child.
You haven't fucked a guy in three years, but you do that?
Stop. I'm free, I'm experimenting! Come on, let's go!
[laughing] I hope it's not permanent. It might not be glamorous when you're 75!
[laughter]
-[Élise] The water's nice. -[water splashing]
-[Sonia] I'll show you! -[laughter]
[Sonia] I hadn't been skinny dipping for ages.
-It was so good! -The keys?
No, this isn't happening. You guys are so stupid!
[Sonia] I'm cold!
[Cécile] Shit, sorry! What now?
[Élise] Screw you and your crappy old car!
-It's Laurent's car. -[Élise] Screw him. Just have sex already!
Are you insane? What are you talking about?
C'mon, you think so, too. She can't be a victim and wax her pussy, that's enough!
[Sonia] Did you hear that?
What?
Listen.
-[squealing] -[crackling]
What is it?
-Nothing, it must be an animal. -Oh, no.
[twigs snapping]
Let's go in through the roof.
[shivering]
How do you open the window? It's stuck.
[Élise] Are you sure?
[Sonia] Yes, it's impossible to remove.
Great, there's a vest. [shivering]
[Sonia] I'll take the floor mat.
[shivering]
There is no one. Just an animal.
Really?
Yeah.
Maybe it was Mr. Asshole trying to scare us.
[laughter]
And he wanted Sonia to get "Chupa, chupa me!"
[laughter]
When the dawn comes, we'll see more clearly.
"When the dawn comes, we'll see more clearly."
-That's one powerful sentence. -[laughter]
-Fuck you! -Oh, please.
Sonia, what are you doing?
Maybe I can get those cops to come help us. You never know.
[laughter]
[knocking]
Did you sleep under the stars?
Uh, yeah.
-You still jogging? -Yeah. I try to stay in shape.
It might help you relax.
[Cécile and Sonia] Ask him to help us. Ask him!
-[Cécile] Ask him! You're annoying! Hi! -[Thomas] Hi.
Can you help us?
Please…
[handle rattling]
The trunk is really stuck.
I'm sorry I upset you yesterday.
It wasn't my goal.
Hm, I bet.
I'm sorry, really.
I know it's silly, but…
I often lose my cool with…
with little punks.
[trunk pops]
[Thomas] There you go!
"Little punks"?
You're still doing it. No respect?
Do you measure intelligence by age or social class?
Those little punks, as you call them, have much better manners than you.
Thanks for the trunk.
-No, but it's not… -No!
[indistinct conversation]
How's it going, good?
-Yes. -Drinking enough water?
Stay with Koran.
Here, Paul? Can you look after Enzo, please?
-You all right, kiddo? -Yes.
You can wear this.
FROM PAUL MIDNIGHT SWIM FOR ME TOO…
… BUT AT NOON
YOUR TURN NOW
GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH WHAT THEY HEAR, GUYS WITH WHAT THEY SEE.
[door opens]
What are you doing?
-I'm struggling! -Is this for Paul?
Not that way, I'll help you.
If you do it that way, he'll know it's not a selfie.
No, stick your hand out, like you're taking the picture.
Watch out for the ass folds. [laughter]
There, this is a good one.
No! Let's do one with the mirror!
It's basic. You always look hotter in a mirror.
Like this.
[laughter]
-Okay. Do you often take these? -Yes.
-Like that? -Too much fabric.
Show your ass.
-[Élise] It looks like a porno. -No, this looks like a porno!
[Élise] Make sure he doesn't see you in the mirror. Right…
-[shutter clicking] -[laughter]
-[Cécile] No, are you kidding me? -What?
[Cécile] I lost my bracelet.
Laurent's bracelet.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
[sighs]
[laughter]
[sighs] We looked everywhere.
[Élise] It must have fallen off last night.
-Because of all your bullshit. -Cécile, you're going too far.
You're the one who wanted ice cream and a midnight swim!
Don't you pick up!
"Chupa me" wasn't enough for you?
This is all because of that asshole!
And those kids you brought over. This is bullshit!
No…
Yes! We need to clean up this fucking house to sell it!
And what are you doing? Making sure you still got it?
Now I have lost Laurent's bracelet!
[Élise] You're upset, calm down. We'll keep cleaning.
No. I've had time to think.
You're going home. Please.
I'll stay here and mourn this house.
[sighs]
[Élise] All right, I'll finish the room and I'll pack my bag.
-I'm coming. -Wait!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier. I didn't mean a word of it.
[Cécile] Thanks for being here with me.
[Cécile blows a kiss]
[phone chimes]
[Cécile] I'm sorry.
FROM PAUL GORGEOUS
ELISE 4 HOURS NO ANSWER
I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU LIKE BIG BUTTS :)
[gasps, laughs]
In that case, I'm going to take a shower!
["Tik Tak" playing]
[kissing]
You're so sensual.
[sighing heavily]
[both moaning]
[Julien] Man, aren't you tired? What time did you get home?
[Paul] It was wild, man.
I was so freaked she'd have an old pussy.
Especially since she has a kid, but not at all.
Dude, come on! Are you serious? It's 8 in the morning
-and you're already talking about that? -[laughing]
She's really hot for her age.
No difference from a 20-year-old chick.
Seriously, Julien,
you really got to fuck Sonia.
Shut up. Get moving, the club opens in ten minutes.
-[Paul burps] -Shit, what a pig!
Beat it, guys. I can't sleep.
I see that some of us are taking it easy!
We're out of food, go buy some Nutella!
Sure, you want me to blow you after?
-See you later, baby! -[Markus] Beat it!
Sleep tight!
So we're okay with returning to the scene of the crime?
[Marie-Christine] Mimi, I'm counting on you!
Watch out.
Oh, look who's here! [laughs]
My gorgeous!
-Hi, Marie-Christine. -Hi.
-How are you? -[Cécile] Good.
[Marie-Christine] It's so nice to see you!
How's it going? [laughs]
[screams] I love these little hearts!
-[Élise] Thank you. -Gorgeous.
-I'm never wearing this again. -[man] Hello.
I'm sorry, but I'm out of ice cream.
Some vandals broke into my freezer.
It's all melted. I'm still waiting for the next delivery.
-How are you, Markus? -Hey, Michel.
No raspberry sorbet?
[Michel] No. I've got pies, if you'd like.
Do you know anyone called Laurent?
Because I found a bracelet with "Laurent" engraved on it in my freezer.
[Markus] That's crazy.
The little asshole who did this must be named Laurent.
It'll help me pay for what I lost.
It's not such a big deal, Mimi!
It happens in this business, especially in the summer.
Right, I'm off.
Enjoy yourselves, everyone!
-Arrivederci! -Ciao!
-[Sonia] She's sweet. -[Cécile] Yeah.
You okay?
Yeah.
[laughter]
Élise, are you serious?
What?
Right! He's minding the environment.
-Not like some others. -Stop it.
-[Cécile] Don't you smoke? -[Julien] No. I mean, not really.
-[Élise] Look at that cute doggie! -[Sonia] Oh, yeah.
That dog, in dog years,
-is older than your boyfriend. -Idiot!
[Julien] You finished your beer?
-People must think we're cougars. -[laughter]
-No way. -You're not cougars.
You're more like… MILFs.
What is that?
MILF or "Mother I would Like to Fuck."
[Cécile] Ah.
See, it's a compliment. Cougars are on the prowl,
-but a MILF isn't looking for anything. -[laughter]
Indeed, that makes a huge difference.
-Well, I doubt I'll ever be a mother. -[Paul] I like MILFs.
-No, Sonia. We'll pay. -No, it's my pleasure.
Next time is on us.
[indistinct chatter]
[Julien] We got tickets. Here.
That's nice, thanks!
You smell really good.
[Élise] Cool, thanks.
It's a girls' race. Try it, it'll be a laugh.
I don't feel like it.
That's no fun. No point if you don't do it with us.
[Sonia] Look who's coming.
-What up, grannies? -[scoffing]
Anyone bold enough to race me?
Does that confidence come with being young or is it the blonde hair?
I want to murder her.
Or maybe you're too scared?
[funny voice] Yes, I'm so scared!
You're not that scary.
-Cool, we'll have some fun then. -[funny voice] Yeah, we'll have some fun.
[Cécile] What a little bitch! You know what? We're doing the race.
-[Markus laughs] What, are you serious? -Absolutely.
-Everyone good? -Yeah!
Are you ready?
Yeah!
Why the megaphone? He's one meter away!
Ready? Here they come!
Believe me, the thoroughbreds better watch out!
Yeah!
Look, there's Marie-Christine.
-Hey, Camel Toe! -Stop it.
Here come the wild beasts and their tamers!
[Western music playing]
We're gonna make it. Okay? You're the best.
You've seen too many movies.
Three, two, one…
-[gunshot] -[shouting]
Come on!
Go! Come on! [screaming]
Go!
Come on!
Go, Cécile!
Come on! [laughing]
Let's go!
-[growling] -[screaming]
She's going to knock her off!
-[splashing] -[laughter]
[whooping]
[slow motion music]
Come on, we're gonna win!
Hey, that's my friend!
Come on, Cécile!
Yeah!
Yes, Cécile, yes!
[applause, cheering]
-Cécile! -Yeah!
[laughter]
Weren't we parked here?
Where are Élise and Paul?
They left ten minutes ago.
In fact, she would appreciate if we took our time getting home.
Is this a joke?
I'm so pissed. I wanted to invite you to my parents' place,
but it's rented all summer.
You've made me enjoy cocktails again.
I haven't had one this good in a super long time.
-[Sonia] Yes. -Let's go soon. I'm exhausted.
No wonder after that race.
I'll head out with you. I don't live far.
Here.
A present for the winner.
Thank you.
Many thanks, my lady!
[laughs]
-Sonia, you coming? -Yes.
-[Sonia] Goodbye, then. I leave tomorrow. -What?
[kisses] Yes, I'm going to Spain.
Well…
Thanks for the lift.
Congratulations again. I was impressed.
Thank you.
Well, bye.
-[Markus] Be safe going home, okay? -Bye!
Right, bye.
"Many thanks, my lady"?
[Paul] I had the same car as a kid!
A Lotus…
[Élise laughs]
You work even when you're on vacation?
How old are you, anyway?
How about you shut your mouth?
Ever played "Yes, Master"?
-What? -"Yes, Master."
-What's that? -Ask me anything,
I'll reply: "Yes, Master" and I obey.
-You up for it? -[laughs] Why not? It sounds intriguing.
Have we started?
Yes, Master!
Okay.
Go on.
Start with a little strip tease.
["Yes Master" playing]
Not bad.
Getting aggressive?
Oh, the suspense!
[Élise sighs]
Yes, Master!
That's the smallest dick I've seen in my life!
Liar.
Your next orders?
Anything I want, you sure?
[laughs] Are you really sure?
[sighs] Yes, Master.
Can you do the helicopter blade with your dick?
[both laughing]
Yeah…
[Élise laughing]
I love this game!
He can snap his fingers and you come running. It's absurd!
Please don't judge me too harshly.
You'll be okay with the house?
We made a lot of progress.
Yeah, they're definitely upstairs.
-Aren't you going to bed? -I'll stay here, thanks.
Good night.
Good night, sweetie.
[breathing with effort]
Are you crazy? What are you doing here?
-I wasn't sure which was your room. -You're insane!
I couldn't let you go without seeing you again.
Who do you think you are, Romeo? [laughs]
This is cute, but I need to finish packing.
Can I help?
No, you're sweet, I'm fine.
-Would you rather I leave you alone? -No, it's…
[phone chimes]
[Sonia sighs]
FROM: PASCAL JICLON SORRY DARLING.
I HAD TO GET BACK TO PARIS, THE KIDS KEPT ASKING FOR ME…
I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I CAN, IT'S COMPLICATED RIGHT NOW
ENJOY YOUR VACATION. LOVE…
[Sonia crying]
[sobbing]
Yes, I fed the pelican. Of course I did.
He may have stolen my room, but I'm not mad at him.
Don't be jealous.
[laughs]
[moaning]
[sniffling]
["One Beautiful Summer" playing]
[slapping] You didn't know the cockslap, did you?
You're gonna make me come so hard.
You know that, bitch?
Aren't I supposed to give the orders?
Yes, ma'am!
"Yes, Master" is okay…
"Yes, ma'am" isn't happening.
[moaning]
[Julien] Wait…
No, sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.
It's okay.
Maybe you had too much to drink?
No, not even.
You've watched a lot of porn, haven't you?
Yes. How did you know?
Have you never slept with an older woman?
No, not really.
But it's not because of that.
[sighs] I shouldn't have…
What?
I really wanted to impress you tonight, so…
Like a moron, I jerked off before coming here.
[Sonia laughs]
Just in case.
-You idiot. -Fuck.
Do you want me to leave?
Not at all.
Come here.
Let's cuddle like this.
You don't mind?
[Julien] No, this feels great.
[phone ringing]
[phone rings]
-My love. -Mom…
-Are you okay, baby? -I'm calling you in secret.
Yes, sweetie.
I can't sleep.
-They want to expel Leo from camp. -Leo?
What do you mean they want to expel Leo?
He slept in a 25-year-old monitor's bed.
Since he's 16, they're saying it's not normal.
Are you not mad?
That's totally normal. It's great.
Twenty-five years old is great.
It's good. I think it's great.
[Melie] Mom?
What's wrong?
Angry? No.
I'm not angry at all.
-No, he's very handsome. Gorgeous. -What?
-Very much so. -What are you saying?
Lots of kisses.
-What are you looking at? -Lots of kisses.
Mommy?
Lots of kisses.
-That's it. -Someone's coming, bye.
[phone beeps]
[Paul sighs]
I'm waiting for your next orders.
[laughs] Already?
You'll never be able to make love with any other man now.
It was fun, right?
Yeah, yeah.
What?
Nothing. Be quiet, you'll wake them.
Yeah, it was fun.
You didn't like it? Was it just okay?
I mean, I lasted long. No?
Mm, it's not just about that.
Are you pouting?
-No. -Yes, you're pouting! [laughs]
-No. -[laughing] Yes, you are! Like this.
[Élise] Listen, it was perfect. It's just that…
You can be a little more gentle…
[sighs] Yeah.
We don't have to change positions every four minutes.
Here, I'll show you.
[phone buzzing]
Hello?
Well, it''s Julien.
Shit, I got the wrong phone.
Hello, sir.
Uh, she's taking a shower right now.
No, it's not a joke. Hello?
Hello?
Sorry,
I answered your phone thinking it was mine,
-and so they hung up on me. -Who was it?
[Julien] I screwed up, right?
Are you mad at me?
[laughs]
Shit, Paul! You're a dick! We said no spinning!
Yes!
-[Markus] Damn! -Yes, master.
That really got the MILF going last night.
"Oh, yes, Paul! Fill me, fill me!
Do it! You're so hard! Don't stop!
Deeper! You feel so good, keep going!" [moaning]
What a fucking liar.
I know, right.
I swear, it was wild. She's really super hot.
I made her come seven times.
Don't worry, your turn will come.
[laughs] Haven't you ever heard of women faking it?
Believe me, she wasn't faking. What about you, Ju?
He almost left through the window this morning.
I know, this asshole told me everything.
What, and you don't tell me?
So, did you finally bang her or what?
Mind your own ass.
Can't you be more respectful?
[laughs] Here we go, the guy's in love. You're such a pussy!
Let me tell you, it was a nice change from the little virgins!
Fuck, Kevin! We said no spinning!
Seriously! That's twice I've told you!
Girls, my house isn't a love motel. I thought you were here to help.
Don't exaggerate. Besides, we're almost done.
It's not the end of the world if we have some fun, is it?
You think it's fun, but in reality you're more depressed than I am.
I don't know, this makes me terribly uncomfortable.
Have you seen how young they are? Isn't that a problem for you?
[Élise] Not at all! Please, no. Not you too, Cécile!
Enough with the preconceived notions.
People have been accepting men with younger women for ages.
But women should be ashamed? No.
Maybe we go a little further? There'll be fewer people.
No, we're closer to the sailing club.
The boys might join us on their lunch break.
Was it good?
They're athletic at that age.
I'm not sure that YouPorn and company are benefiting the youth. What about you?
I was really stunned by Pascal's email.
I can't believe he never called you back. That guy's a pig!
You'd better not get back with him.
Yeah. Otherwise, we will have to give you a little spanking!
[Cécile] Yeah, totally.
["Raw Doggin" playing]
Can you scooch over a bit?
Go ahead.
[Markus sighs]
-Something wrong? -No, I'm fine.
I can tell you're not fine, I'm not stupid.
What's the matter?
You wanted the floating mattress over there?
Yeah, it was my dream.
No, I mean… Don't feel obliged to keep me company.
Okay, yeah.
So, you're not okay at all.
Tell me what's wrong.
I don't know, all of that.
What do you mean?
That.
[screaming]
Don't you think it's weird?
I look like I could be your mother, so…
-It's embarrassing. -Really.
Your son is 16, and I'm 21.
It's the same.
No!
No, it's not the same.
Anyway, my mother looks way different.
She's much chubbier, you know?
[laughs] She's like this, with skinny arms,
spots all over her body and face,
an upturned nose and a weird voice.
You never ran into her at the village?
No, never.
And she's got really big breasts, but…
You weren't able to breastfeed your kids, right?
[both luaghing]
And you're forgetting one thing.
And it's important…
I'm not your son.
Hm?
Anyway, there's nothing going on between us, is there?
No.
So, actually, there's no problem.
No problem at all.
[laughs]
You have something there.
You're a risk-taker. You're an incredible woman.
Is that ironic?
Not at all. I'm so into you.
I've been with older women before, but they were a lot less…
Are you digging your own grave here?
No.
They were a lot less fun.
That's it actually.
Your skin feels funny. I love it.
Wanna go back for a swim?
No, you go ahead. I'm cold.
Okay.
Having a swim, girls?
Hi, Mrs. Laporte.
Mr. Layrac.
Fancy running into you here.
Are you having a family holiday?
We just saw you with your son.
Yes!
Come on! We're not gonna swim without you!
Hello.
-Hi. -Hi.
[woman] Big families are such fun!
[Paul laughs]
Come along, Mother, let's go.
Have a nice walk!
Who were those people?
A client. Although, I might never see him again now. Did you see his face?
I'm so sick of this job, you have no idea.
So why did you choose to be a tax lawyer?
I don't know. I don't know anymore.
At the time, I was obsessed with being financially independent.
Then I made some bad choices.
Change jobs. Quit!
[laughs] It's too late now.
Why? You're not 80. Everything is possible.
It's not that easy.
Okay.
If you had a choice, what would you pick?
Mm…
A family rights lawyer, for sure. But that's impossible.
It would mean going back to school, building a new clientele,
-with my daughter in the middle-- -That's fine. Listen.
You keep your job as a freelancer.
Then you have time for class and studying.
Since you're gorgeous…
and smart,
it'll be easy finding clients.
Not to mention I'd find you even more arousing!
Calm down.
You little punk.
["Ordinary Things" playing]
♪ You can't leave me be I don't ask you but you wrote to ♪
♪ You keep calling me ♪
MR. ASSHOLE MISSED CALLS (22)
♪ I need someone with confidence Confidence ain't buying rings ♪
♪ And asking where I drink my drinks ♪
♪ I don't need you to tell me what to do ♪
♪ It's all up in your head And I'm just sorry ♪
♪ That these ordinary things Ordinary things seem to haunt you ♪
♪ Making me want to dump you Just that all these ordinary things ♪
♪ These ordinary things seem to lie Why don't we just break it off ♪
♪ Hey... ♪
[whistle blowing]
[Élise] Nina!
[Élise] Mom!
My love!
Is it normal that her ex changes plans every week?
-It's always like that. -I see.
When do they stop being ecstatic about seeing their mom?
A year or two, tops. She should make the best of it.
[Élise squealing]
[Élise laughing]
This means war!
-I'll make you pay! -[Nina] No!
No, sorry, I'm sorry! Help!
-[Élise] Stop! -No, never!
[phone chimes]
PAUL - MESSAGE
[Nina] Who is Paul?
He's a friend. He's nice. He takes care of the sailing club.
-Maybe you'll meet him tomorrow. -Can I go sailing?
Yes, we'll see. Enough goofing around. Go to bed now.
-No! -Come on!
Not up for discussion.
[Élise sighs]
-[Élise] Okay. Good night! -[Nina laughs]
[Élise] Good night! Sweet dreams.
[distorted voice] With witches!
[Sonia] Your daughter is so much fun!
[Élise] She's very attentive. A real sailor. [laughs]
[laughs] So cute.
I'd have loved to have monitors like them
-when I was a kid. -Oh, yeah?
I prefer having them as a big girl.
[Élise] Wow! You see what he's doing?
The guy's got style!
Very sexy!
[Élise hollers]
-I have to talk to him. -About his bike?
[Sonia] Idiot.
I don't want to use him. He makes me feel good.
He is sweet, nice.
-Now he's actually saying he loves me. -Great!
-I have to tell him it won't go further. -I get it. You're not being abused,
but loved. Gotta stop that. It's a shame to let a man make you feel good.
A man?
I see a man on that bike!
[Élise whoops]
He's a kid. This isn't how I want to rebuild my life.
Age doesn't measure maturity.
It kinda does.
No. I'm going to talk to him.
-Here, right now? -It's for the best.
I don't want to hurt him.
[both moaning]
-I wanted to talk to you… -Talk to me, I love that.
What are you doing?
Trying to make you squirt.
What?
Squirting: the most powerful female ejaculation.
[laughs] Great.
Come here, I'll show you what I like.
[Julien moaning]
[Julien exhales]
What did you do?
I told you I was coming.
You didn't climax?
I did, that's not it. You didn't pull out.
Pull out?
No. Why?
That's fine, I showed you my HIV test.
Are you not on the pill?
Shit!
Shit, I'm sorry!
Since you were okay with no condom, I thought you were on the pill.
And you pushed down on my bum.
-Shit, I'm sorry. -No, it's okay.
It's my fault. I'll take the morning after pill.
I mean…
If you get pregnant and you want to keep it…
-Just know I'll be there for you. -Yeah, right. [laughs]
No, I'm serious.
I'd love to have a child with you.
Also from a…
pragmatic perspective,
it's not the worst idea.
Say we're together for at least five years,
it might be more complicated for you.
You're looking far into the future. [laughs]
Maybe you're used to guys who don't want to get invested.
Me… I am ready.
[laughs]
[Paul] Come on, pass it, man!
Tackle!
[Nina] Wait.
Goddamn, wait, I'm gonna tackle.
-Stop! -Opening…
[laughter]
The house's all settled, right? Or is there more to do?
Let's talk about the Pierrot necklace around your neck.
It's a gift from Markus.
[laughter]
No. Stop!
Stop it!
We need to vacuum a little
because the buyers are coming tomorrow.
I'm going shopping. See you later.
Wait, Cécile, I'll come with you. I need to buy a couple of things too.
What a pussy!
[men laugh]
-That Markus is very obliging. -Very.
[Paul] Yes, sir! [vocalizing]
[Paul] Okay… Is that so?
-[Nina shouting] -So, you want to play with Paulo?
Where do you prefer to be tickled?
[Nina] Paul, stop!
I've got those socks too, did you know?
-[Julien] Paul, let's play! -[phone ringing]
Yes, Dad?
[Julien] I'm all right, you?
Yeah, awesome.
Oh, fuck!
No, sorry.
Could you front me the money?
I'll pay you back as soon as I get home, okay?
Thanks, Dad.
Okay.
Tell her I love her and I'll call her tomorrow.
Ciao!
Did you say hi to your mom for us?
[laughter]
Arriba!
These gym shoes are pretty nice, no?
These gym shoes?
-What's that? -Well, these.
In the 21st century, these are called trainers or sneakers.
Or kicks, even.
I have never heard of kicks.
I mean, that's expected.
It must've been weird in your day,
life in black and white, no colors.
What do you think of this monocle?
Yeah, not bad,
but I think these would suit you better.
Beautiful!
-Just like the woman in The Graduate. -You know that movie?
But it's not from your generation.
So, at my age, I can't be a cinephile? Is that it?
-It works great with the hat! -Really?
-[Julien] It's awesome! -[Marie-Christine] You look great.
Hello, Markus.
Hi, Marie-Christine.
It's good that I ran into you. It'll spare me the trip to your house.
I managed to get it back without him noticing.
I don't know what to say.
I'm off. Gege needs me at the bakery. So, you know!
-Give him a kiss for me. -I will!
-I'll grab you another one. -I like this one.
-[Julien] You won't get away! -[Sonia] She's hiding!
No!
Sonia, go! Get her!
[Sonia laughing]
Go, Nina! You're the best!
It's funny seeing you as a mom.
-[laughs] Oh yeah? -Mm-hm.
Does it freak you out?
No… What a weird question.
I don't know, I was just talking.
She likes you, you know.
Where do you live in Paris?
In the 20th.
-I like that area. -Yeah.
I'm not far. I'm in République.
Are you alone or with roommates?
No, roommates is not an option.
When does your summer job end here?
End of August.
I really don't want to leave in two days!
You could come over in Paris.
There's room for you.
There's even an office to work in.
And my bed is very comfortable.
Cool, I'll probably drop by.
[phone chimes]
Want to do something tonight?
[hesitating]
I think I'll stay in tonight.
[Paul] I think I'll stay on my own. Just wanna chill, you know?
You need to spend time with your kid, right?
[Nina] Mom, come play with us!
[Paul] What do you mean, "Mom, come play with us"?
Hey, Nina! Come here!
Why don't you call me? Nobody calls me!
[faint talking, laughing]
[Nina shouting]
[crying]
[sniffling]
[sighs]
[deep breathing]
[crying]
[sobbing]
Something wrong?
[Élise] No, I'm fine. I'm a bit nauseous.
Don't do that with me, please.
[crying]
What's the matter?
I don't know.
I'm so into that little punk.
You're awake already?
Don't move. You're resting today.
Since we're all done and you're signing the sale agreement on Monday,
we decided to have a party.
What?
We're going shopping. Nina wants to stay and feed the pelican.
-A party? Are you sure? -[Élise] Yes! See you later!
[Élise] Is your DJ friend coming for sure?
Don't worry. He's a stand-up guy. Paul invited a few people from Drakkar,
-is that okay? -No problem.
He's calling nonstop now that I'm not answering.
Who is this? Don't know, don't care.
[laughter]
Sorry, we've just finished!
-Hey! -Want me to take that?
Good thing she doesn't have a gun, or else I'd already be dead.
-Who? -Who are you talking about?
Fuck, come on.
It sucks that we never had the right to that kind of bisexuality!
[Élise] You want me to french you? [laughs]
-You should go talk to her. -[Markus] She's right, man.
Maybe then she'd stop texting me to ask what you're up to all the time.
No way, I've got other things to do.
Besides, she doesn't need me.
Clearly young girls don't bother him as much as young guys.
[Élise] Paul isn't coming?
He's giving a private jet ski lesson now…
He'll join us later.
Okay.
[Élise] Should we go?
This goes on the terrace.
In the shade.
Here… This as well.
-Is that all? -Yes.
Careful, Nina's asleep in the living room.
Yeah.
Take this.
Actually, that's pretty heavy.
Are you testing my strength or can you take these off? Thanks.
I don't know how many we'll be
or what they've planned. Hope it's enough.
We've got time, you know.
You can relax a bit.
Because if you're stressed out,
I have a solution.
I'll take you away from here, and we'll both escape on a boat.
Careful, I have my sailing license.
[shouting]
Shut up!
-[Élise] Stop that, are you crazy? -[Louise] Fuck off!
[Élise] Get down from there!
Go to hell!
[Élise] This is crazy!
[Cécile] That girl needs help.
-[Élise] We're not scared of you. -You think I'm scared?
Idiot! You're gonna clean it up!
Get off the car! You're being ridiculous!
Louise, what are you doing?
Louise, stop it! This is ridiculous!
Shut up, you fucking old cougar, or I'll end you!
You think you can just steal my man!
I didn't steal anything.
You're imagining things!
I'm imagining things? Me?
Stop your bullshit!
-[Cécile] What is she doing? -[Élise] That's pee.
[Cécile] My car!
[Élise] I can't believe she's peeing standing up.
Louise is such a stupid twat.
Why? Like you weren't like that at 20?
Your mother was!
-That's true! -No!
-Yes! -I was never like that,
I was really sweet.
-You were a little. -I wasn't…
What did you say? Do it again!
You never what? Do it again!
["All Hail the Queen" playing]
♪ Call me the greatest Here in this moment ♪
♪ I know you know it I can't control it ♪
♪ Call me the greatest Sing with the chorus... ♪
♪ All hail the queen I'm royalty ♪
♪ Watch me put in work Doing so royally ♪
♪ All hail the queen Bow down to me ♪
♪ Step up on the scene And bow down to me ♪
♪ All hail the queen I'm royalty ♪
♪ Watch me put in work Doing so royally ♪
♪ What else can I say I take their breath away ♪
♪ I keep it ice cold Even on a summer day ♪
♪ I got the remedy Baby, I'm everything ♪
♪ I wear the crown Like the power it will never fade ♪
♪ I don't know if you know but I can't control it ♪
♪ Call me the greatest Here in this moment ♪
["All Lives Matter" playing]
♪ Hug yourself, represent And love yourself because ♪
♪ All lives matter ♪
♪ Hug yourself... ♪
[cheering]
Yeah!
♪ Think we matter? Look around, y'all ♪
♪ Love yourself... ♪
Yeah!
♪ Represent and love yourself ♪
♪ Because all lives matter ♪
♪ Raise yourself Praise yourself ♪
♪ Let's all get the wealth... ♪
Go, go, Julien!
Come on!
[cheering]
♪ Yeah, let me know how that go ♪
♪ Build a wall? Don't think so ♪
♪ Great again? Hell, no... ♪
[laughing and cheering]
♪ I'm too smart He's kinda slow ♪
["Back Up!" playing]
[Sonia] Cécile is enjoying this party,
-did you see? -Yes.
I have to admit I'm a little overwhelmed.
-In any case, farewell to Mr. Asshole. -Yeah!
[shouting]
[catcalling]
[group cheering]
-[Nina] What are they playing? -[Julien] I don't know. Spin the bottle.
I'm putting Nina to bed.
Time for bed, my love.
-But, Mom… Please. -Yes. Come on.
[cheering and laughing]
Hey. I'm glad you left your boyfriend.
You okay?
I tried to talk to you every day, but I couldn't do it.
I did leave Pascal, but…
It's got nothing to do with us.
I adore you.
[sighs] But you know our age difference is enormous.
Why should we give a damn about that?
For some people, it can work.
I know how I operate, and I won't be able to deal with it.
But that's absurd.
Probably.
But that's who I am!
I'm a complicated person.
No, I don't want pity.
-I was making sure Nina was asleep. -Oh?
-Were you looking for me? -No, I was…
I was going to the bathroom. There are too many people downstairs.
[Paul] You okay?
You don't seem well.
No, I'm okay.
Okay.
Before we drink far too much,
I wanted to tell you that…
I really appreciated the moments we had together.
[Élise laughs]
Is this goodbye then?
No! Don't be silly.
That's unique!
[Élise] Mm.
I'm not asking for anything.
We can stay in the now.
You know that's not true.
I don't want to hurt you, but I can tell you're already sad.
No, I'm not sad.
Listen, I dig you.
I dig you, but… I don't want it to be more serious.
-Being a couple isn't for me. -I get it.
And you've seen what kind of a guy I am.
And you have your daughter.
Yeah, I do have my daughter.
[both laugh]
It's too bad. It felt like everything was becoming possible.
But clearly I was wrong. [laughs]
Everything is possible.
But…
I'm too much of a jerk.
And you…
You're the most badass woman I've ever met.
-[Élise sniffs] -[Paul] Can I hold you in my arms?
[Élise sighs]
[Élise sighing]
["Spice Girl" playing]
♪ Posh when she talk Nothin' like old girl ♪
♪ Scary and Sporty Tell her what I want... ♪
Don't tell me she's sleeping with that kid. He could be her son.
[Marie-Christine] Hey!
You know, women's life expectancy is 12 years longer than men's. Hm?
If they don't want to die alone,
they should all have a guy 12 years younger than them. Hm?
Enjoy your evening.
♪ Always in your prime Other women don't align ♪
♪ And when I'm off work Then you know it's bed time ♪
♪ So let's go Let's hit the I-5... ♪
Love!
Hey!
[screaming, laughing]
So, what do we say to Mommy?
♪ I wanna know, is this real or fake? ♪
♪ Do I have a chance Or am I pavin' ways? ♪
♪ I'm tryna find a reason Not to say your name ♪
♪ Like you, there's no look-a-like ♪
♪ I need a Spice Girl Zig-a-zig-ah, I fuck up my whole world ♪
♪ Posh when she talk Nothin' like old girl ♪
♪ Scary and Sporty, tell her what I want ♪
♪ What I really, really want is a Spice Girl... ♪
Julien?
I was looking everywhere for you, Julien.
What are you doing here?
Careful!
[Sonia] Julien. You should get down. You had way too much to drink.
Leave me alone. I'm looking at the stars.
[Sonia] We can do that together, down here.
Or else… I'll climb on the guardrail like you.
It's high!
[Sonia] Everything's moving!
Are you okay?
-Come! -Are you hurt?
Come, let's sit.
Do you really have a fear of heights?
I don't.
[Julien crying]
[faint voices]
[Cécile] Yes!
Come on, Markus!
This is the right time to create this fucking opening. Move!
[Cécile] Yeah!
[smashing]
[Cécile grunts]
[Cécile] Yeah!
You do it!
It's better, right?
[Cécile] It's much better.
Yes!
[Cécile] Harder!
Why didn't you wait for me to break the wall? Not cool.
[laughter]
Won't the buyers be pissed?
Yeah, but I'm thinking about not selling.
Yeah!
[Nina] Thank you.
Which room did you sleep in, Markus?
[laughter]
Isn't that your pelican up there?
Oh, yeah.
[Nina] He's beautiful.
[pelican squawks]
Bye, cute pelican!
[Élise] That's right. What room did you sleep in, Markus?
["Milf" playing]
♪ Experienced woman ♪
♪ Sweet ♪
♪ I wish that we could turn sun Around and round Sunday ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ In your fantasy ♪
♪ You can get in on my mind Maybe you can stay around ♪
♪ Say it ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ So exciting ♪
♪ The milf ♪
♪ I don't care if you're a mama I'll be ready for the drama ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ Not unreachable ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ You're by far the hottest one Damn right I want some ♪
♪ I wish that we could turn sun Around and round Sunday ♪
♪ And chill sittin' in the sun Is how I live ♪
♪ Don't mean to be offensive I just wanna play big ♪
♪ I'm tired of being a kid I'd rather be the bad guy ♪
♪ Just when you get tired I'll be startin' up again ♪
♪ For I call your silly man I'm gonna be a Taur ♪
♪ Imma show you what a war is Who be talkin' then? ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ So sensual ♪
♪ She, she loves better ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ Foxy lady ♪
♪ You're getting on my mind Maybe you could stay around ♪
♪ Say it ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ So bewitching ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ Not your average ♪
♪ Milf ♪
♪ Loving woman ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Say it ♪
♪ You're by far the hottest one Damn right I want some ♪
♪ I wish that we could turn sun Around and round Sunday ♪
♪ Chill sittin' in the sun Is how I live ♪
♪ Don't mean to be offensive I just wanna play big ♪
♪ I'm tired of being a kid I'd rather be the bad guy ♪
♪ Just when you get tired I'll be startin' up again ♪
♪ 'Fore I call you silly man I'm gonna be a Taur ♪
♪ I'm gonna show you what a war is ♪
♪ Who be talkin' then?
♪ You're by far the hottest one Damn right I want some ♪
♪ I wish that we could turn sun Around and round Sunday ♪
♪ Chill sittin' in the sun is how I live ♪
♪ I don't care if you're a mama I'll be ready for the drama ♪
♪ I'm tired of being a kid I'd rather be the bad guy ♪
♪ You get it on my mind You can stay around ♪
♪ Just chill Let's sit the sun and lose time ♪