1 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:19,270 [opening title music] 2 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,577 [Charlie] Okay. I have my warm weather clothes and my cold weather clothes. 3 00:00:34,577 --> 00:00:36,746 I have a light jacket, flak jacket and rain jacket. 4 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:38,581 Wait. Does it rain in Heaven? 5 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:40,708 Charlie, you're only going to Heaven for a few hours. 6 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:44,211 Vaggie, we are only going to Heaven for a day. 7 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,088 And I just want to be prepared! 8 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:49,341 It's our last chance to convince Heaven a soul can be redeemed. 9 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:53,763 Yeah, I wish I could come, sweetie, but I have that thing. 10 00:00:53,763 --> 00:01:00,686 -What thing? -The thing with the... thing, um, fuck, gah, I'm such a bad liar. 11 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:05,024 Vaggie, you're my partner. I need you there with me. 12 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:07,318 [sighs] Fine. 13 00:01:07,318 --> 00:01:08,444 Yes! 14 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,698 [huffs] Oh, fuck. 15 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,451 [Niffty] You look messy! What happened to you? 16 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:16,869 It's who happened to me. 17 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,704 And the answer is everyone. 18 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,581 Twice! 19 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,501 Val had me working 16 hours straight on a fucking whim. 20 00:01:23,501 --> 00:01:25,294 The absolute dick bag. 21 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:29,173 [explosion] Arghh! What the fuck is with that wall? 22 00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:31,801 What up, hoes! [laughs] 23 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:37,389 Ho-Holy shit, Cherri Bomb? Long time no see, baby! 24 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,808 Angie, ya bitch! 25 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:41,143 You been texting me depressing shit all day, 26 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:43,312 figured we could tear shit up like old times. 27 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:45,481 It's been fuckin' forever! 28 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:46,816 Here hold this. 29 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:47,858 [Charlie] Ah! Oh my God, oh my God. 30 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:48,651 [Vaggie] Nope, gimme that. 31 00:01:49,527 --> 00:01:51,402 I love seeing ya Cherri, [loud explosion] 32 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:53,572 but I'm too tired. I need to pass out. 33 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,325 Oho, you can sleep when you're double dead, fuckhead! 34 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:59,203 Come on, what you really need is a recharge, 35 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:01,205 a reinvigoration, a re-- 36 00:02:01,205 --> 00:02:03,457 [Charlie] Responsible night on the town! 37 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,376 That is a great idea. 38 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,169 Hi, Charlie. 39 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,795 That's my wall that you just blew up. 40 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:12,508 It's so nice to meet one of Angel's friends. 41 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,176 Aagh, he never brings anyone around! 42 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,594 [Cherri Bomb snorts] Wonder why? 43 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,513 Yeah, me too. 44 00:02:17,513 --> 00:02:20,349 Anyway, Angel and everyone else have been working so hard. 45 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:23,227 I think they deserve to have a little fun. 46 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:24,520 W-w-wait, they? 47 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:25,938 Yeah. Hi, everyone! 48 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:27,857 Angel and his friend are taking you all out 49 00:02:27,857 --> 00:02:30,568 for a night of fun and relaxation! 50 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:32,695 Wait, I am only here for Ang... 51 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:34,488 Ooh! never mind. 52 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:35,906 Let's go! 53 00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,701 Make sure they have the best time tonight. 54 00:02:38,701 --> 00:02:42,204 Anyway the portal to Heaven should be opening right about... 55 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:43,539 [screams with delight] now! 56 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,583 [upbeat music] 57 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:46,876 Bye! 58 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,168 [spits] 59 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,673 [Sir Pentious] Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis! 60 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:56,844 Have you come to meet your fate in battle, Cherri Bomb? 61 00:02:56,844 --> 00:03:01,807 Apparently, I'm going out with Angel and I got to drag your sorry asses along. 62 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:07,813 [Sir Pentious] Oh, oh, you and me are going out back for fun? 63 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,399 I, I didn't think this would ever happen. 64 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:13,235 What? What do I do? What do I wear? 65 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:14,904 Don't fucking touch me, you munted dickhead! 66 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,824 [ethereal music] 67 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:21,327 [Charlie] Vaggie, look at this place. 68 00:03:21,327 --> 00:03:22,953 Its soooo clean! 69 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,496 Isn't that amazing? 70 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:26,582 Yep. Super cool. 71 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:27,583 Heaven. 72 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,584 Wow. 73 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,253 Hiya! Welcome to Heaven. 74 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,963 Can I get your name, please? 75 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:36,258 Oh! Uhhh, uh, uh, Charlie Morningstar! 76 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:38,636 Charlie Morningstar. Hmm. 77 00:03:38,636 --> 00:03:42,473 [mumbles indistinctly] 78 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:45,434 I'm not seeing you on my list here. 79 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,519 That's so odd. 80 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:48,478 Uh, um, my Dad got me this meeting, so maybe-- 81 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:49,772 [Peter] Oh, Dad! Okay! 82 00:03:49,772 --> 00:03:52,733 Try Lucifer Morning... star. 83 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,942 Oh, fuck! 84 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,862 Yeah. Hoooo, he he he. 85 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,447 Yikes. Am I right? 86 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,906 Are you sure you're in the right place? 87 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:00,950 Because I think you might be a little lost. 88 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,618 Oh, here we go. 89 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:05,788 No, uh... we're, we're here for a meeting. 90 00:04:06,038 --> 00:04:06,956 [Sera] Saint Peter. 91 00:04:07,790 --> 00:04:09,458 We can take it from here. 92 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:11,335 Greetings, daughter of the Morningstar. 93 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,420 I am Sera, the High Seraphim of Heaven. 94 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,463 [Emily squeals 95 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:15,756 You are gifted to be here. 96 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,925 Hi, I'm Emily, the other Seraphim. 97 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,677 Though you can call me Em! 98 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:22,262 Emmy, E, whatever you want. 99 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:23,681 I go by whatever. 100 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:26,558 [laughs] Welcome to Heaven. 101 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,768 [church organ plays] Dearly beloved, 102 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,645 it is my pleasure to say unto thee. 103 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:31,772 [upbeat dance music] ♪ Welcome to Heaven ♪ 104 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,941 ♪ Oh-oh, where the virtuous reside ♪ 105 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,652 ♪ 24/7 oh-oh ♪ 106 00:04:36,652 --> 00:04:38,696 ♪ People are happy that they died ♪ 107 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:40,823 ♪ 'Cause here we got no worries, got no burglaries ♪ 108 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:41,824 ♪ No strife ♪ 109 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:45,953 ♪ It's the perfect afterlife ♪ 110 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,372 ♪ Welcome to Heaven oh- oh ♪ 111 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:49,748 ♪ Check out our sick decor ♪ 112 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:52,001 ♪ The spirits leaven, oh ♪ 113 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:54,003 ♪ Please keep your brimstone off the floor ♪ 114 00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,921 ♪ We' ve got the best and brightest ♪ 115 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,965 ♪ The politest of the lot ♪ 116 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:02,553 ♪ And everyone is hot! ♪ 117 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:05,889 ♪ Gosh, I'm so pleased to show some outsiders around ♪ 118 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:08,017 ♪ After you see our realm ♪ 119 00:05:08,017 --> 00:05:10,352 ♪ You'll never want to go back down ♪ 120 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,687 ♪ Of course it is just temporary ♪ 121 00:05:11,895 --> 00:05:13,897 ♪ I'm sorry you can't stay ♪ 122 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:18,819 ♪ 'Cause every single day in Heaven is a happy day ♪ 123 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:19,987 ♪ Welcome to Heaven ♪ 124 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,488 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 125 00:05:21,864 --> 00:05:23,699 [song ends] [pants] 126 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,744 [slurps] 127 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:28,579 Holy fucking shit balls. 128 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:30,539 Am I seeing who I think I'm seeing? 129 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:33,125 What is she doing here? 130 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,544 [pensive music] How did she even get up here? 131 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:38,047 Who cares? I'm handling this shit right now. 132 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:41,842 Wait, you want to start a fight on the promenade in front of everyone? 133 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,553 Better than waiting for the fucking extermination. 134 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,554 [ssshhh] 135 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:46,805 Sir, 136 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,433 what was the Seraphim's one rule? 137 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:53,604 Uuuuuugh, "no one but the exorcists can know about exterminations" 138 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:54,730 I know, fine. 139 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:55,856 [slurp] 140 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,858 Don't fucking shush me, bitch. 141 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,151 [Adam and Lute jump] You should listen to your lieutenant. Adam. 142 00:05:59,151 --> 00:06:00,819 Fuck, Sera! 143 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,988 You can't sneak up on a guy like that. Jeez. 144 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:06,617 Your Highness, forgive me, but what are the hell-spawn doing here? 145 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,619 Well, you failed to control the demons unrest 146 00:06:08,619 --> 00:06:10,454 and now Lucifer is involved, 147 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,831 setting up an audience for his misguided daughter. 148 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,501 I never would have agreed to your... [Adam slurps] 149 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:18,087 yearly activities if I thought it would bring trouble to our doorstep. 150 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,798 Keeping Heaven safe was my only reason for allowing it. 151 00:06:20,798 --> 00:06:21,924 What do you want from me? 152 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:23,467 I'm just one guy. 153 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,177 I want you to do whatever you need to do 154 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:27,471 to keep this problem from getting any worse. 155 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,722 Are we clear? 156 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,890 [sighs] Yeah. 157 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,808 Got it. 158 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,143 Okay. I love Heaven. 159 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,770 Vaggie did you see the ice cream shop? 160 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,064 [excitedly] They had sprinkles made of rainbows! 161 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,566 Those are just rainbow sprinkles. 162 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,027 Emily's going to take me to a zoo where all the animals are actually soft! 163 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:42,986 You coming? 164 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,488 Uh, I need a break. 165 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:46,031 But hug a koala for me. 166 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:49,034 O.M.G. Can you imagine an actual koala? 167 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:49,952 Ahhh, see you later. 168 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,621 Huh. 169 00:06:52,621 --> 00:06:53,622 [knock at door] 170 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,752 [Adam] Hey there Vag-asaurus! 171 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,170 Charlie will be back soon. 172 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:02,131 You need to get out now. 173 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:05,175 I'm not looking for the blonde, babe. I'm looking for you. 174 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,593 Why? 175 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,886 Maybe because you left the band. 176 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,721 You tried for a solo career. 177 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,640 Or I guess it's more of a... 178 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:12,975 duet! 179 00:07:12,975 --> 00:07:14,977 I don't know what you're talking about. 180 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,147 Do you really think I wouldn't recognize one of my top girls 181 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:20,524 just cause you're out of uniform? 182 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:22,651 [Adam] You were on the front lines. 183 00:07:22,651 --> 00:07:24,778 I wouldn't forget a bad bitch like you. 184 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,198 It's why I named you after the best thing ever... 185 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,658 Vaggie. 186 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,660 Actually, it's pronounced Vaggie. 187 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,037 Mmmmm no! 188 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,165 Anyway, you sure fucked up, didn't you? 189 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:41,170 [screaming] [frantic music] 190 00:07:41,170 --> 00:07:44,173 [Vaggie quietly] Go, run. Now! 191 00:07:44,173 --> 00:07:45,716 [spear clinks on ground] [Vaggie gasps] 192 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:48,010 [Vaggie screams] 193 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:52,598 [Lute] Sinful filth like you has no place in Heaven. 194 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:58,145 [epic music] [Vaggie breathes deeply] 195 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:02,024 [footsteps approach] 196 00:08:02,024 --> 00:08:06,528 [Adam] To think someone as worthless as you landed Lilith's little hottie. 197 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,280 'Grats on that, I guess. 198 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:12,034 Their love is vile and blasphemous. 199 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,911 Hot as fuck though. 200 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:16,038 But I wonder what your bitch would think if she found out 201 00:08:16,038 --> 00:08:18,916 you are actually one of us. 202 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:19,875 Hmmm? 203 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:22,544 What do you want? 204 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:25,714 Simple. You work for me again and at the hearing you're going to help me 205 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:29,218 shut this kindergarten snowflake bullshit down for good. 206 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,719 Never. 207 00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,013 Oh, yeah You know, that's totally cool. 208 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,557 [sinister music] I guess I'll just tell little miss butterflies and rainbows 209 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:40,187 that she's been fucking someone who's killed thousands of her people. 210 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,940 I'm sure your relationship will be fine. 211 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,066 [happily] See you in court! 212 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:49,905 [grandiose music] 213 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:54,243 [strained] Oh no, not him again! 214 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,245 [Adam] What up, baby? 215 00:08:56,245 --> 00:08:57,871 Saw that you went to my manager. 216 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,623 Low blow Karen. 217 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,124 [Sera] We are gathered here today to determine 218 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,293 whether or not a soul in Hell, 219 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:07,172 can be redeemed into the heavenly realm by means of this Hazbin Hotel. 220 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,258 Princess Morningstar? 221 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:10,968 [sigh] Thank you, Seraphim. 222 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,844 [clears throat] 223 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,015 Webster's Dictionary defines redemption as-- 224 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,017 [Adam] Objection, lame and unoriginal. 225 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,602 Sustained. 226 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:22,229 No further dictionary references please. 227 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:26,024 Right, okay. Uh, uh... Uhhhh. Mmmm. 228 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:28,318 If you have actual evidence, then show it already. 229 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,112 We have a patron right now 230 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,781 who is making incredible progress. 231 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,324 -[Adam] Who? -Angel Dust. 232 00:09:34,324 --> 00:09:36,285 Oh, yeah. The porn demon. 233 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,870 He's totally worth being redeemed. [blows raspberry] 234 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:40,372 Well, if you know so much. 235 00:09:40,372 --> 00:09:42,290 What do you think it takes to get into Heaven? 236 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:47,296 Ummm, w-w-well... Uhhhh. 237 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:48,797 Is everything okay, Adam? 238 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,007 Give me a fucking minute, okay? 239 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:54,845 [muttering] 240 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:58,682 "Act selfless, don't steal, stick it to the man." 241 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,851 Are you fucking serious? 242 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:03,603 Uh, yeah, sure got me here, didn't it? [laughs] 243 00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,105 Right, Sera? 244 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,649 He was the first human soul in Heaven. 245 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,736 Well, I bet Angel is doing all of those things right now! 246 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,988 Then let's fucking see it, brah! [fingers snap] 247 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,281 [wind howls] 248 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:19,286 [Charlie] Your Honors, may I present exhibit A. 249 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,954 [nightclub music] 250 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,707 [Cherri] Woo! Isn't this place the fucking best? 251 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:26,960 [Husk] I'll admit, "Consent" is a good name for a sex club. 252 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:29,963 Niffty, dear, what are you doing? 253 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,258 I'm sweeping! Urgh, look how icky it is in here! 254 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,719 That's because we're at a club, dear. 255 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:40,140 Oh! I thought the hotel looked different! [giggles] 256 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,352 Ms. Bomb, I-I-I'd like to buy you a drink. 257 00:10:43,352 --> 00:10:45,687 Why? Didn't you say we're arch-rivals? 258 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:50,192 Um... uh... because I'm buying everyone a drink! 259 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:53,195 [cheering] [Patron] Free drinks! I love alcohol! 260 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,740 Good, I need a drink after today. 261 00:10:56,740 --> 00:11:01,161 You know, Val, he's into this waterboarding shit now, 262 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,205 I don't know, it's a kink. 263 00:11:03,205 --> 00:11:06,458 Angel, enough with the Val talk. He already ruined your whole day. 264 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,210 Don't let him ruin your night, too. 265 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:12,631 Here, take one of these and you won't be worrying about nothing. 266 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,716 Here we go. 267 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:19,137 Oh, look, the drunk sobered up long enough to judge us. 268 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,889 I ain't the one trying to get into Heaven. 269 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,266 Look, you want to fuck up all your progress? 270 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:24,267 Be my guest. 271 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:25,769 I just... [sighs] 272 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,896 I just thought you were better than that. 273 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,107 Thanks, Captain Buzzkill. 274 00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:33,777 Come on Angie, let's get fucked up! It's been too long. 275 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,737 I, uhh, I don't know, 276 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,240 it's been a long night, and I don't need to go too wild. 277 00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,075 Hmmm. 278 00:11:41,243 --> 00:11:43,495 Come on, bitch. 279 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:46,957 If you've really been working that hard, you deserve a little R and R... 280 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:50,085 and some THC, or maybe PCP with DMT. 281 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,838 Aw fuck it, let's see where the night takes us, huh? 282 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:55,424 I... I guess. 283 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,260 Cherri, I bought you a shot. 284 00:11:59,261 --> 00:12:03,098 B-because I bought everyone another shot! Hooray! [laughs] 285 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,393 [club goer] Yeah, another drink! I love alcohol! 286 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:10,730 [gulping] Aah...fuck it, let's do it! 287 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:12,691 [huffs] 288 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,821 [Adam] Heavenly people, what more do you need to see? 289 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:21,074 The porn star chose a night of debauchery. 290 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,368 That's not a soul worthy of being in Heaven! 291 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,661 Um, objection! 292 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,790 Are you really telling me you've never had a drink with friends 293 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,459 at the end of a hard day? 294 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,294 Uh, we don't have hard days? 295 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,421 It's fucking Heaven, bitch. 296 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,799 You seriously going to sit there and pretend like this behavior is okay? 297 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,509 What do you think? 298 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,471 I-- I-- I have to go to the bathroom. 299 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:44,097 What, Vaggie, can you hold it?! 300 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,851 [groans] Angel will make good decisions. 301 00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,728 [light ethereal music] Come on, we have to keep watching. 302 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:51,980 Please. 303 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:53,482 [sighs] Yeah. I don't know. 304 00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,275 [Emily] Yeah, let's give him a chance. 305 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,153 Very well. 306 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,738 The court will allow it. 307 00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,031 [exclaims] Fuck, yes! 308 00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:04,826 I mean, heh, thank you. 309 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,078 [dance music plays] 310 00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,289 Round twelve, mother fuckers! 311 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,333 Heels are coming off! 312 00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:13,919 [Angel] Haha, Oh yeah, keep 'em comin'! 313 00:13:14,836 --> 00:13:16,838 Come on, right here, right to Daddy. 314 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:19,299 [Sir Pentious] Oh, it's wonderful to have friends! [laughs] 315 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,551 Everything's spinny, hehe. 316 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,178 [Angel] Ha, I think you're done, tiny. 317 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,971 No! Gimme gimme gimme! 318 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,098 Oh, come on, bitch, she can handle a little more. 319 00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,559 She's like ten pounds soaking wet, and-- 320 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:30,977 oh shit, where'd she go? 321 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,312 Hey, fuck! [glasses smashing] 322 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,313 Dirty, dirty, make it clean ! 323 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,981 Dammit, Niffty. 324 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:38,860 Sorry fellas, here, next one's on me. 325 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,238 [fighting, arguing] 326 00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,197 Niffty? 327 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,532 Shit! 328 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,535 Chlorine... Bleach... 329 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,204 Angie... the fuck are you doing? 330 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:52,540 You're supposed to be relaxing, not playing nanny. 331 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,543 Look, she ain't used to this scene. 332 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:57,546 I just don't want her to end up in the gutter like I used to. 333 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,172 Pfft, whatever, nerd. 334 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,840 Just catch up when you're done. 335 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,301 -[Niffty giggles] -[Angel] Stop! 336 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:04,928 You can't take that. 337 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,389 God, Niff, why are you bein' such a mess?! 338 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,058 [sobs] I'm the mess? 339 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:13,228 [bawls] 340 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:17,232 Oh, oh shit! Hey, hey, hey... calm down, ya ain't a mess. 341 00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:22,153 It's fine... Ssshhh, hey, you wanna play with the kitty? 342 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,447 [bawling stops] 343 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,157 [Niffty] Yeah. 344 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,451 [Husk] The fuck is this? 345 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,536 She's wasted. 346 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,912 Just go with it. 347 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:34,082 Re-really?! Ugh, get the-- 348 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:37,586 Ahhh, hey, wow! 349 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,130 Hey, so... 350 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:45,051 I see the club has a sex room. 351 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:50,265 So, I was thinking, maybe you'd want to, uhm... 352 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:54,311 do ... a sex with me? 353 00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,604 [snort] 354 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,230 I'm sorry, why would we have sex? 355 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,066 Uh... uh... Um... 356 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,528 because I'm having sex with everyone here! 357 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,487 [cheering] 358 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:05,989 [Pentious] Wait. 359 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,949 -Get in here. 360 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,701 [door slams] 361 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,162 You know, we can do this fucking shit every fucking night. 362 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:13,622 You don't have to spend all your off hours 363 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:16,041 "working on yourself," you little bitch. 364 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:18,627 The hotel isn't a problem in his life, it's-- 365 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:20,253 [Angel] Valentino. 366 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,338 Exactly. 367 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,339 So why don't you-- 368 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,299 No... Valentino. 369 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:26,217 Yeah, I'm here all the time, they know me. 370 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:29,471 You're gorgeous... do you need a job? 371 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,431 How many dicks can you suck? 372 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,058 [Valentino] Ooh, I could make you a star. 373 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,267 [Angel] Let's get the fuck outta here. Ok. 374 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,226 -Come on-- -[Valentino] Yeah, a star. 375 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,186 Where's Niffty? 376 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,646 [Valentino] Porn star. 377 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:38,313 Okay, yup, bring me another drink 378 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:38,980 or I'll fucking kill you. 379 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:39,898 [Nifty] Bad boy. Hehehehe. 380 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,566 [Valentino] I said I'll fucking kill you! 381 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,400 Excuse me. 382 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,568 -Pardon me. -[Valentino] And I will. 383 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:45,737 Get out of my way. 384 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,281 [Valentino] Holy shit, Angel Dust? 385 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,158 What are you doing here, baby? 386 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:52,494 You didn't get enough dick today? 387 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:53,578 Funny. 388 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,163 Who's this chiquita? 389 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,332 You bringing me fresh meat? 390 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:58,750 [Valentino] Oi! 391 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,002 I just want a taste. 392 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:04,339 Ehh, weird, but there's a kink for that, I'm sure! 393 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,590 [Angel] Fuck off, Val. 394 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,633 Excuse me? 395 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,343 I said fuck off! 396 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,512 I may have to put up with your bullshit, 397 00:16:10,512 --> 00:16:12,639 but you ain't fucking with any of my friends. 398 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,391 You forget who you're talking to? 399 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,601 I own you, bitch. 400 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:21,106 Yeah, you do, in the studio, 401 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,191 and you can do anything you want to me there, 402 00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:25,026 just like our deal says. 403 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,779 But out here, I get to do what I want. 404 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,280 So once again, 405 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,990 fuck off! 406 00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,369 -[Angel coughs and splutters] -Enjoy the rest of your night, bitch, 407 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,371 -[Angel breathes deeply] -[Valentino] because I'm going to enjoy 408 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:38,373 making you pay for it tomorrow. 409 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,626 -[sinister music] -[Cherri] Fucking dickhead. 410 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,294 Fuck it. 411 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,379 It was worth it. 412 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,714 [Husk] Way to go, kid. 413 00:16:46,715 --> 00:16:48,216 Ow! What the fuck?! 414 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:51,428 [Niffty chuckles] For my collection. Hehe. 415 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,054 Wait up, guys! 416 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,724 Did you just call these cunts your friends? 417 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,100 Thought that was my job. 418 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,643 There's room for everyone, 419 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,061 [emotive music] and ya know... 420 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,230 you could come crash with us too. 421 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,065 Okay, look, Angie, 422 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:06,568 I'm glad this hotel shit is workin' for you, 423 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,444 but you know me, bitch, 424 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,405 I'm doin' just fine. 425 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:13,241 In fact, I'm gonna fuck the next guy I see, okay? 426 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,243 But, if you need me, 427 00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:17,662 you know where to find me, yeah? 428 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:19,372 [Pentious] [panting] 429 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,749 Is Cherri still here?... 430 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,084 [door slams] 431 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:24,586 Dammit! 432 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,716 [Charlie] See! He did everything on your checklist! 433 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:30,842 He was selfless, 434 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,552 he stopped Nifty from stealing, 435 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,346 and he stuck it to that moth man! 436 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,599 [Adam] Uhhh... Well, uh... 437 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,226 Then, then why isn't he here then? Hm? 438 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:43,104 Yeah, why isn't he here? 439 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,106 [murmuring] 440 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,649 [Charlie] Wait, 441 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:50,278 none of you know what gets someone into Heaven? 442 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,738 [Sera] This questioning stops now. 443 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,449 We know when a soul arrives. 444 00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,284 We know when they pass divine judgment. 445 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,702 It is our job to ensure 446 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,829 these souls are safe. 447 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,415 [Light music] [Emily] ♪ But she was right, Sera ♪ 448 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,627 ♪ She showed us a soul can improve ♪ 449 00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:08,630 ♪ He saw the light, Sera ♪ 450 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,635 ♪ Checked all the boxes that you said would ♪ 451 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:17,138 ♪ Prove a person deserves a second chance ♪ 452 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,308 ♪ Now we turn our backs, no second glance? ♪ 453 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:23,186 [Sera] ♪ It's not as simple as you think ♪ 454 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,314 ♪ Not everything is spelled in ink ♪ 455 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:28,650 [song builds] [Charlie] ♪ It's not fair, Sera ♪ 456 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,903 [Vaggie] ♪ Careful Charlie keep a cool head ♪ 457 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,781 ♪ No! Don't you care, Sera? ♪ 458 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,701 ♪ That just because someone is dead ♪ 459 00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:43,248 ♪ It doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways ♪ 460 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,415 ♪ Turn the page ♪ 461 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,501 ♪ Escape infernal blaze ♪ 462 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,420 [Sera] ♪ I'm sure you wish it could be so ♪ 463 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,799 ♪ But there's a lot that you don't know ♪ 464 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,510 [music gets more intense] [Lute] ♪ What are we even talking about? ♪ 465 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:59,389 ♪ Some crack-whore who fucked up already ♪ 466 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,183 ♪ He blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth ♪ 467 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,562 ♪ This discussion is senseless and petty ♪ 468 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,397 [Lute and Adam together] ♪ There's no question to be posed ♪ 469 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,357 ♪ He's unholy, case closed ♪ 470 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,485 ♪ Did you forget that "Hell is forever"? ♪ 471 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,195 [Adam] ♪ A man only lives once ♪ 472 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,822 ♪ We'll see you in one month ♪ 473 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,408 ♪ Gotta say, I can't wait to-- ♪ 474 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,201 [Sera] Adam... 475 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,328 ♪ Come down and exterminate you! ♪ 476 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:23,288 -[Emily] ♪ Wait! ♪ -Adam] ♪ Shit ♪ 477 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:24,122 [Emily] ♪ What are you saying? ♪ 478 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,415 ♪ Let me get this straight ♪ 479 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,834 ♪ You go down there and kill those poor souls ♪ 480 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,127 -[Charlie] ♪ You didn't know? ♪ -[Adam] ♪ Whoops! ♪ 481 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,795 [Lute] ♪ Guess the cat's out of the bag ♪ 482 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:32,005 ♪ What's the big deal? ♪ 483 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,299 ♪ Sera, tell me that you didn't know ♪ 484 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,466 [Sera] ♪ I thought since I'm older ♪ 485 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,218 ♪ It's my load to shoulder ♪ 486 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,261 -[Emily] No. -[Sera] ♪ You have to listen ♪ 487 00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,637 ♪ It was such a hard decision ♪ 488 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,391 ♪ I wanted to save you the anguish it takes to ♪ 489 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,894 ♪ Do what was required ♪ 490 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,688 ♪ To think that I admired you ♪ 491 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:51,900 ♪ Well, I don't need your condescension ♪ 492 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,819 ♪ I'm not a child to protect ♪ 493 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:58,489 ♪ Was talk of virtue just pretension? ♪ 494 00:19:58,489 --> 00:20:01,367 ♪ Was I too naive to expect you ♪ 495 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,579 ♪ To heed the morals your purveying? ♪ 496 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:07,540 [Charlie] ♪ That's what the fuck I've been saying! ♪ 497 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,960 [Charlie and Emily] ♪ If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie-- ♪ 498 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,962 [Sera] Emily! 499 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,381 ♪ If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky ♪ 500 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,927 ♪ The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say ♪ 501 00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:24,015 ♪ When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again ♪ 502 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:27,810 [downbeat melodic singing] ♪ I was told not to trust in angels ♪ 503 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,395 [Adam] ♪ By her ♪ 504 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,772 [Lute] ♪ Hah, she should know ♪ 505 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:31,940 We should go. 506 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,650 ♪ No! Don't you see? ♪ 507 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,652 ♪ We've come so close ♪ 508 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,403 ♪ Look at them fighting ♪ 509 00:20:37,403 --> 00:20:39,364 ♪ They're at each other's throats ♪ 510 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,950 [Adam] ♪ Don't you act all high and mighty ♪ 511 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:45,954 ♪ Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar? ♪ 512 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,497 [Vaggie gently] ♪ Don't, Adam, please! ♪ 513 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,415 [Adam] ♪ What's the fuss? ♪ 514 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,376 ♪ Why hide the fact that you're an angel ♪ 515 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:55,630 ♪ Just like us? ♪ 516 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:59,384 [Epic music stings] 517 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,303 [sinister sting] 518 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,685 [Sera sighs and breathes deeply] 519 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:11,312 I'm sorry... but this court finds that 520 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:13,856 there is no evidence souls in Hell can be redeemed. 521 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,818 [Adam] Oh, fuck yes! I win. 522 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,569 Suck it, bitches. 523 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,488 You better save the date cunts, 524 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,490 because we're coming to your hotel... 525 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,908 first! [sinister music builds] 526 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,785 [Charlie gasps] What? No, no, you can't-- 527 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,495 [Vaggie] Oh, you motherfu-- [both scream] 528 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,497 [Emily] Charlie! Don't give up on this! 529 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,708 I'll figure something out. I promise. 530 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:33,835 [Sera] That wasn't uncalled for, Adam. 531 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,337 Yeah, but did you see the looks on their fucking faces? It was... 532 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:39,298 Ahem... sorry. 533 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:46,347 [Emily] Extermination... of human souls. 534 00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,058 Demon or not, there is no reason to be doing this. 535 00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:50,852 [Sera] They were uprising, Emily. 536 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,604 It is my position as the Head Seraphim 537 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,606 to protect our people at all costs, 538 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:56,691 and it's your position 539 00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,484 to keep them happy and joyful. 540 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,695 [Emily] How can I bring joy when I now know 541 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:04,115 we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people? 542 00:22:04,115 --> 00:22:05,950 Heaven needs us, Emily. 543 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,660 Everyone looks to us 544 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,579 and we can't doubt ourselves or worry 545 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:10,872 about the fates of demons 546 00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:12,707 when we have our own souls to protect. 547 00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:15,460 Please, if you start to question, 548 00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:19,130 you could end up like Lucifer: Fallen. 549 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,549 I couldn't bear to see you suffer that fate. 550 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,886 So please, let me worry about this, okay? 551 00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:26,554 [kisses lightly] 552 00:22:26,554 --> 00:22:28,639 I'm sorry. 553 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:37,065 [end credit music]