1 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:14,682 [opening credit music] 2 00:00:32,783 --> 00:00:35,077 [Niffty] So, like, where are your wings? 3 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,537 Niffty, I don't have-- 4 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:38,289 [Angel] Did you ever think maybe she's sensitive 5 00:00:38,289 --> 00:00:39,457 about her lack of wings, 6 00:00:39,457 --> 00:00:41,208 just like her lack of tits? 7 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,627 Yeah. Where are your tits? 8 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,588 [sighs] Any other questions? 9 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,256 [Husk] I got one. 10 00:00:47,256 --> 00:00:49,258 How come every time Charlie talks to Heaven 11 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,385 we get in deeper and deeper shit? 12 00:00:51,385 --> 00:00:53,179 [Vaggie] It's not her fault. 13 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:54,430 Angels are just-- 14 00:00:54,430 --> 00:00:55,848 -Liars? -[Vaggie] ...difficult 15 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,767 But Charlie's trying her best. 16 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:02,480 [Husk] Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far. 17 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,858 [Angel] And where is miss fearless leader anyway? 18 00:01:05,858 --> 00:01:09,487 Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan? 19 00:01:09,487 --> 00:01:10,780 She's upstairs. 20 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:12,782 Coming up with something, I'm sure, 21 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,784 in our room. 22 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:16,827 -[Vaggie] Alone. - [sinister music] 23 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:19,330 [Alastor] Hmm. 24 00:01:19,789 --> 00:01:23,667 [melancholy music] [Charlies cries softly] 25 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:29,256 Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess. 26 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,218 Ugh, go away, Alastor. 27 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:36,639 Now, now, is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and 28 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:38,557 and dooming everyone you love? 29 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:40,893 I have enough on my mind 30 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:44,313 without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole. 31 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:45,898 [Alastor] Who's joking? [Charlie jumps] 32 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,650 [Charlie] Aaagh! 33 00:01:47,650 --> 00:01:49,819 You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear 34 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:52,696 what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next. 35 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,615 Ugh, I can't. 36 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,618 How can I face them after failing them all so hard? 37 00:01:57,827 --> 00:02:01,831 They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain. 38 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:06,794 I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell. 39 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,711 And maybe worse. 40 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:10,798 At least they don't go around giving false hope. 41 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,759 Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display 42 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,594 of self-loathing from you. 43 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:17,763 Oh, fuck you, Alastor. 44 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:21,851 All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail. 45 00:02:21,851 --> 00:02:25,228 I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much. 46 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,605 [Alastor chuckles] 47 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,357 Just because you see a smile, 48 00:02:28,357 --> 00:02:31,360 don't think you know what's going on underneath. 49 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:35,281 A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. 50 00:02:35,281 --> 00:02:38,367 It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, 51 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:43,204 and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control. 52 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:44,415 But I'm not. 53 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:46,333 I'm the farthest thing from in control. 54 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,378 The person I trust most has been lying to me for years. 55 00:02:49,378 --> 00:02:51,213 Heaven refuses to listen. 56 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,799 Even if they did, I can't prove the hotel works. 57 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:57,553 Adam has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep 58 00:02:57,553 --> 00:02:58,637 and there's nothing I can do [thuds] 59 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,847 [shouts] about any of it. 60 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:02,224 [sinister music] 61 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:06,562 [sing-songy] I know something you don't know . 62 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,731 [Charlie] Huh? 63 00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:11,400 Those big, scary angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem. 64 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,776 What are you talking about? 65 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,987 Just that you and your little band of misfits 66 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:18,365 might stand more of a chance than you think. 67 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,200 [desperately] How? I'll do anything. 68 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,660 Anything? 69 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,579 Then... let's make a deal. 70 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:25,915 You... [pensive music] 71 00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:28,292 You want my soul? 72 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,753 [sinisterly] Your soul? 73 00:03:30,753 --> 00:03:32,463 [brightly] Heavens, no. 74 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:36,258 All I need from you is one itty bitty favor. 75 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,469 What's a favor between friends? 76 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:40,596 I won't hurt anyone for you. 77 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:43,891 Who's asking! One favor, at a time of my choosing, 78 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,309 here you harm no one. 79 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,770 In return, I tell you what I know. 80 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:48,978 Do we have a deal? 81 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:50,648 [growling] 82 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,607 [Charlie] Deal. 83 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:56,403 [ominous music] 84 00:03:57,029 --> 00:03:58,614 [Vaggie] No. No! [tense music] 85 00:03:58,614 --> 00:03:59,656 [door slams open] [Vaggie strains] 86 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,575 [Alastor] Right on cue! 87 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,535 [Vaggie] What did you do? Let her go! 88 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,287 -Vaggie, Stop! -What? 89 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,622 [spear clinks on the ground] 90 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:09,291 No, Charlie, please tell me you didn't-- 91 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,834 [oppressive music] I made a deal with Alastor. 92 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,002 [pleads] Charlie. 93 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:13,337 [Alastor] Oh, calm down. 94 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,506 She still owns her soul. 95 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,425 He gave me info that can save the hotel, but we're going to need help. 96 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:21,971 The angels can be defeated, and Carmilla is the key. 97 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,472 What? Carmilla Carmine? 98 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,975 She killed an exorcist in the last extermination. 99 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:27,893 She knows how they can be harmed. 100 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:29,395 But... [tense edgy music] 101 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,938 I-- I didn't even know that was possible. 102 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,773 [Charlie] If you did, would you have told me? 103 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,692 Charlie, I-- 104 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,987 I need you to go to her, convince her to teach us. 105 00:04:37,987 --> 00:04:40,322 [gentle music] If she can, we might have a chance. 106 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,865 With just the seven of us? 107 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:43,409 No, we're-- 108 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:44,909 ugh, we're going to need numbers too. 109 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:47,371 And I know just who can help. 110 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:51,000 As long as Charlie can be her normal, charming self. 111 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,669 What's that you said about smiles? 112 00:04:53,669 --> 00:04:55,004 [Alastor] Good girl. 113 00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,672 [quietly] Charlie, can we talk about this-- 114 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:58,632 [Charlie] We can talk later. Right now, 115 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,883 we have a job to do. 116 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,344 -You with us? -[Vaggie sighs] 117 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,013 Ugh. 118 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:05,681 [grim music] 119 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:09,018 [Angel] So, uh, Alastor and Charlie just left 120 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,936 like they were runnin' away from their responsibilities. 121 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:12,521 Should we be alarmed? 122 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,564 [Vaggie] No. 123 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:15,107 We have a plan, 124 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:17,484 but it includes defending ourselves against the angels. 125 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,445 Uh! Are you fucking high? 126 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,447 -They can be killed-- -[Egg Boi Frank] Yeah. 127 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,907 That knife lady, Camaro Carfight, killed one! 128 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:25,492 [Vaggie] Wait. You knew about this? 129 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,827 Oh, yeah. 130 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,954 I told Boss about it months ago. 131 00:05:28,954 --> 00:05:30,706 He what? 132 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:32,875 [Sir Pentious] What? They say insane shit all the time. 133 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:35,044 How was I supposed to know this one was true? 134 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:38,881 Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government. 135 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,924 -See! -[Vaggie sighs] 136 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,552 What's important now is that we're gonna have a fight on our hands. 137 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:47,389 Look, this hotel's about to become the most dangerous place in Hell, and we-- 138 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,643 I... can't guarantee your safety anymore. 139 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,937 [foreboding music] I still believe in Charlie's dream. 140 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:57,941 I know this place can work... but none of you signed up for this. 141 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,070 I'm going to go learn how we can fight back. 142 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:02,071 But when I come home... 143 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,074 Well I'll understand. if none of you are here. 144 00:06:05,074 --> 00:06:06,533 [Angel sighs heavily] 145 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:09,078 [Sir Pentious] Well, this is awkward. 146 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:10,329 [Niffty] 'Kay! 147 00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,122 [Charlie] Three years. 148 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:14,166 Three years I've been sharing my life with her. 149 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,085 And I tell her everything. 150 00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:19,421 My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits. 151 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,465 What fucking deodorant I like. 152 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,093 And she keeps something like this from me . 153 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,595 Why would she lie for so long? Does she think I wouldn't accept her? 154 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,389 What about me, ME, says un understanding... 155 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,975 misunderstanding? 156 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,520 Disunder-- Wait, w-where are we? 157 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,021 [Alistor] Cannibal Town! 158 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:38,148 There's a friend of mine I think you should meet. 159 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,942 In Cannibal Town? But it's-- 160 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:42,111 It's... surprisingly nice here. 161 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:43,737 Isn't it, though? 162 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:47,032 And it's all thanks to a very special someone. 163 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,953 [Rosie] Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband? 164 00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,831 I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad! 165 00:06:53,831 --> 00:06:54,873 Haha! 166 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,457 I tell you what. 167 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,752 You bring old, tall, dark and armless to me, 168 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,756 and I'll straighten them right out, okay sweetie? Now here's my card and-- 169 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:07,970 [gleefully] Oh my stars. Do my eyes deceive me? 170 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,806 Alastor? Alastor! 171 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,058 Where have you been? 172 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,770 These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and-- 173 00:07:17,146 --> 00:07:19,565 Oh. Who's this you brought with you? 174 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:22,818 Come now, Alastor, She's much too young for you. 175 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,695 Oh, I'm just kidding. 176 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:26,238 -I know you're an ace in the hole. -[Alastor] A what now? 177 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:28,448 [Rosie] But where are your manners Mister? 178 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:30,617 [light music] Introduce us, why don't you? 179 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,163 [Alastor] Ah, yes, Charlie. This is Rosie. 180 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:37,624 The most darling, delightful, and dangerous Overlord 181 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,876 this side of the pentagram. 182 00:07:38,876 --> 00:07:41,628 Oh, always such a charmer. 183 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,714 And, Rosie, 184 00:07:43,714 --> 00:07:46,008 It's my pleasure to introduce you to Princess Charlie Morningstar, 185 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:49,011 daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell. 186 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:51,680 How do you do? [laughs awkwardly] 187 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:55,767 Well, well, isn't this a regal surprise? 188 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:57,060 Come in, come in. 189 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,770 Can I offer you something to eat? 190 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,190 I'm sure I have a leg around here or something. 191 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:03,525 Oh, what am I thinking? Small thing, like you. 192 00:08:03,775 --> 00:08:05,777 You're probably watching your figure. 193 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,863 How about some nice pinky fingers instead? Oh. 194 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:11,867 Ummmm, no, no. Thank you, though. [laughs awkwardly] 195 00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,536 Oh, look at you, so polite! 196 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:16,121 Alastor, you could learn a thing or two. 197 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,081 Well, sit down. Sit down. 198 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:20,209 Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you. 199 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,628 You know, Alastor, I got a primo connect on a guy 200 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:25,172 with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it. 201 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,218 Prime pickings for a deal to be made, my friend. 202 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:32,888 I appreciate the offer, but we're here on business of another kind. 203 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:35,140 Well, don't keep me in suspense. 204 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:36,767 I'm a very busy woman. 205 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,061 [Charlie] Well, as you know, 206 00:08:39,937 --> 00:08:41,813 [frantically] the extermination is coming early. 207 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,565 It'll be here in a month. 208 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:45,234 And they're coming for my hotel and my friends first. 209 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:47,903 -and I, I, I, I, I, I-- -[Alastor] We need your help. 210 00:08:48,278 --> 00:08:51,865 Well, your cannibals' help at least, to fend off the attack. 211 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:56,161 Wow! When you ask a favor, you don't start small, do you, Your Highness? 212 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,247 Oh, now, don't fret. 213 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:01,583 I didn't say I wouldn't help, but I assume there's 214 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,711 more to this plan than a bunch of unarmed cannibals. 215 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:08,674 Oh, your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them. 216 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:12,010 And by the end, they will be able to eat 217 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,263 [menacingly] their fill! 218 00:09:14,263 --> 00:09:17,849 [light music] Well, in that case, sure. Why not? 219 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,851 -Really? -What can I say? 220 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,311 I like your moxie, girl. 221 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:25,065 And old Alastor has never done me wrong before. 222 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,818 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 223 00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:28,777 -[struggles] -[banging] 224 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,696 [shouts] Carmine! 225 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:32,739 Carmine, we need to speak. 226 00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,784 I know what you did on extermination day. 227 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:40,122 We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here. 228 00:09:40,122 --> 00:09:41,873 [door clanks open] 229 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,750 Fuckin' right you open that door. [door slams shut] 230 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,085 -[eerie music] -[Vaggie] Hello? 231 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,628 [Carmilla's voice echoes] You have 2 minutes 232 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:49,381 to convince me not to silence you for good. 233 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,133 [dramatic music] 234 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,260 Miss Carmine, I'm here on appointment from the princess 235 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,930 to enlist your aid in the defense of Hell from the angelic extermination. 236 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,933 We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how. 237 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,893 -[Carmilla] No! -What do you mean, no? 238 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:04,813 -The princess of Hell-- -[Carmilla] Means nothing to me. 239 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,734 You have to do better than that. 90 seconds. 240 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:11,778 [Vaggie] With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while-- 241 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,156 [Carmilla] Clearly I am not the helpless one here. 242 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:15,824 80 seconds. 243 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:16,992 [tense music] Well, then why? 244 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,328 Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight? 245 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:23,165 To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now. 246 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:28,003 I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people. 247 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:30,255 [Vaggie] You think we asked for this? 248 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,216 All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who, 249 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,802 news flash, include your people too. 250 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:38,180 And how exactly has that worked out for her? 251 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,349 [music crescendos] 45 seconds. 252 00:10:40,349 --> 00:10:42,976 We didn't pick the fight, but it's here now. 253 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,895 And they aren't going to stop with us. 254 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,813 You didn't see the look on their leader's face. 255 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,774 With us out of the way, 256 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,192 it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you. 257 00:10:50,901 --> 00:10:53,195 They won't stop until all of Hell is wiped out, 258 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,697 so you can help us make a stand here together, 259 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,282 or you can stand alone tomorrow. 260 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,284 And what do you think your chances will be then? 261 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,869 [Carmilla] You're out of time. 262 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,829 [grunts] [blade sings] 263 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,831 [rousing fight music] 264 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,293 Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy. 265 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,379 You'll need to defend better than that. [sombre music] 266 00:11:10,379 --> 00:11:12,714 [Rosie through megaphone] Cannibals and Cannibettes, 267 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,132 assemble in the square. 268 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,718 Now, darling, you know I would do anything, 269 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:19,304 anything for my clients, 270 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,056 but I can't exactly command 271 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:23,892 all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle. 272 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:24,976 Now, don't get me wrong, 273 00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,853 they love carnage and bloodshed, 274 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,731 but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over. 275 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,066 [through megaphone] Settle in! 276 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,943 Settle in! Important meeting. -[crowd murmurs] 277 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,446 -[Charlie] But how do I-- -With sparkle! Razzmatazz 278 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,950 [light music] and that oh so appealing moxie of yours. 279 00:11:39,950 --> 00:11:41,743 Shouldn't be a problem. 280 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,079 It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before. 281 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,747 [Charlie groans] 282 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:46,998 Now, fair warning. 283 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:49,209 This group sticks together. 284 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,045 So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them. 285 00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,756 And there's one in particular-- 286 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,758 [Alastor] Uuuugh, Susan. -[Rosie] Susan, 287 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:59,010 who's a bit of an... uh-- 288 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,012 -[Alastor] Ornery old bitch? -[Rosie] That! 289 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:05,100 She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie. 290 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,102 -Ready? -I guess. 291 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:14,776 Everyone we have a very special, very royal guest this evening! 292 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:18,071 Please put your bloody hands together for 293 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,365 Princess Charlie! 294 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:23,285 [shouting from crowd] Booooo! Bring Rosie back! 295 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:24,119 Susan? 296 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:25,370 [both] Susan. 297 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,247 [P.A system feeds back] [crowd mumble] 298 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,000 [laughs nervously] Sorry. Uh, okay, 299 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,960 -uh, my name's Charlie, and... -[Susan heckles] Booooo! 300 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,129 -Well, I run this hotel with my part... -Get off the stage 301 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,839 -you blue blood bitch! -...well someone and... 302 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,215 -Booo! -Wait, let me start over. 303 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,342 -We don't give a shit about some hotel. 304 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,011 Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm. 305 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,262 -leave before I eat those big ass eyes of yours. 306 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,555 So-- we, uh... we need your help-- 307 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,307 -[Susan still heckling] Boo! Get off. 308 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,434 [Charlie] With your assistance, we can make a stand for-- 309 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,352 [Susan] Where's the showmanship? -[Charlie sings] I...I have a dream... 310 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:51,480 -Where's all the finesse? Fuckin mediocre! -[Charlie] and I-- 311 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:53,356 [Charlie screams] Fuck You! You old bitch! 312 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,316 [cannibal crowd gasp] 313 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:56,193 [Rosie] Okay! 314 00:12:56,193 --> 00:12:58,987 we'll be back after a brief intermission. 315 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,323 [dramatic fight music] 316 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,075 [Vaggie strains] 317 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,494 [spear slashes] 318 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:08,121 [Vaggie] Fuck! Ow! 319 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,958 [thuds] Aaagh! 320 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:13,335 Come on, what is this? 321 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,504 You want me to teach you how to beat angels? 322 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:17,881 That's what I'm doing. 323 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:20,592 By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair. 324 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:24,262 [Carmilla] By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style. 325 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,431 Yours and all your sisters'. 326 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:28,892 Wait... you know I'm an exorcist? 327 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,020 -How? -You have a giant X over your eye 328 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,855 and wield an angelic spear. 329 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,899 It's not rocket science. 330 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:40,445 Before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed? 331 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,531 No. [dramatic music] 332 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,158 That shows in how you fight. 333 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,577 You leave yourself open with every swing. 334 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,247 You fight like someone unafraid of harm, 335 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,375 and this is what you'll take advantage of. 336 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:59,047 Angels wield no shields, little armor and fight with reckless abandon. 337 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,259 -Strike them here, here, and here. -Argh. 338 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:03,969 With what? 339 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,470 Some secret weapon of yours? 340 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,639 Stupid girl, are you really so dense 341 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,392 you don't realize you're holding the answer? 342 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:13,061 Angelic weapons? It's that simple? 343 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,437 [huffs] How has no one else figured this out? 344 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,940 Angelic steel isn't common, 345 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:21,236 and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists. 346 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:24,531 [Carmilla] When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination 347 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,867 I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well... 348 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:33,123 you don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first. 349 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,915 [grunts] 350 00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,127 [Spanish guitar plays] 351 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,045 [Latino style upbeat music] 352 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,424 ♪ I see you're driven by your detestation 353 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,385 ♪ Your every step is stoked with animus ♪ 354 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:49,598 ♪ You need a different type of motivation ♪ 355 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:53,101 ♪ Or there's no way that you can handle this ♪ 356 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,687 ♪ I know you're thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie ♪ 357 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,023 ♪ You're out for blood ♪ 358 00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,650 ♪ But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love ♪ 359 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,361 ♪ Out for love ♪ 360 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,363 ♪ Love ♪ 361 00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,115 ♪ Think of who you care about ♪ 362 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,950 ♪ Protect them and be out ♪ 363 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,453 ♪ For love ♪ 364 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,746 ♪ Love ♪ 365 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:15,081 ♪ You're gonna fight without gloves long as ♪ 366 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,583 ♪ You're out for love ♪ 367 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:20,629 ♪ Fuel yourself with the fear of losin' ♪ 368 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:24,633 ♪ That somebody who's your reason to live ♪ 369 00:15:24,633 --> 00:15:28,470 ♪ Harness your heart and you can't help choosin' ♪ 370 00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:32,098 ♪ To fight with all you can give ♪ 371 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,225 ♪ I know you're thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie ♪ 372 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,144 ♪ You're out for blood ♪ 373 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,647 ♪ But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love ♪ 374 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:43,401 [music changes key and soars] ♪ Out for love, love ♪ 375 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:47,322 ♪ Think of who you care about protect 'em and be out ♪ 376 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:49,991 ♪ For love ♪ 377 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,826 ♪ Love ♪ 378 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:55,163 ♪ You're gonna fight without gloves and when that push comes to shove yeah ♪ 379 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,165 ♪ You just might rise above long as you're ♪ 380 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:59,668 ♪ Out for love ♪ [song ends] 381 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:03,380 [Carmilla] Well, look at that. You might just survive this. 382 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,465 We're going to need more weapons. 383 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,593 [Rosie] Alright, what has you so out of sorts, darlin'? 384 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:11,096 You clearly got more on your mind than angels. 385 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,347 [Charlie sighs] [despondent mood music] 386 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,682 What do you do when someone you love 387 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:15,475 lies to you about who they are? 388 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:18,019 Romance? My specialty. 389 00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,522 C'mon, dearie, details, details! 390 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:25,026 My girlfriend is an exorcist angel... and she never told me. 391 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,403 Oh, shit. 392 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:27,612 Quite a secret. 393 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:29,364 How does that make you feel? 394 00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,325 [whimpers] Just... angry... 395 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,536 because we share everything! 396 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,664 Because she always supported me, and my ideas, 397 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:41,376 and now I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies... 398 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,627 [gasps] 399 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,797 Oh, no, that's a horrible thing to think! Do I think that? 400 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,425 Yes!... N-- No? 401 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,509 Kinda? 402 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,719 [sighs and sobs] 403 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,387 [Rosie] You said you love this girl? 404 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,472 [melancholy music] Yes... Or, well, I... 405 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,100 -Yes. -[Rosie] Aw. 406 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,602 Have you ever once doubted that she loves you in return? 407 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,106 Well, then what's the problem? 408 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:07,068 She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end. 409 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,069 Well... 410 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,240 Isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption? 411 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,742 ...Yes? 412 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:16,744 Perhaps this girl was trying to redeem herself too? 413 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,580 She knows better than anyone that I believe in second chances. 414 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,415 Why not tell me? 415 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:24,002 It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of, 416 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,297 especially if those things hurt the ones you love. 417 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,257 She fucked up, sure. 418 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:30,759 She's flawed, 419 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,720 but hey, who down here isn't? 420 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,682 If there's anything I've learned, it's that words 421 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,727 are cheap, but actions, 422 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,771 they speak the truth. 423 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,148 So, what have her actions said? 424 00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:48,777 That she believes in me and what we're doing. 425 00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:52,614 Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for... 426 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,658 and I can't even pitch my hotel right. 427 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:58,119 Well, how do you normally explain your hotel? 428 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,622 By singing... but that never works. 429 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,833 It will work here. Trust me. 430 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,212 [crowd chatter indistinctly] 431 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:11,674 [soft music] 432 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,844 ♪ Have you ever wanted something that ♪ 433 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,806 ♪ Was so clear in your mind that you could taste it ♪ 434 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,265 [Susan] You mean like human flesh? 435 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,643 Eugh, sort of. 436 00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:25,230 ♪ It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally ♪ 437 00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:28,316 ♪ Be faced with a billion needy faces ♪ 438 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:32,153 ♪ I guess what I mean to say is for the first time in my life ♪ 439 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,823 ♪ I might have to be ready for this ♪ [music builds] 440 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,326 ♪ Ready to be the one who's leading from the front ♪ 441 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,831 ♪ Gotta come into my own gotta come into my throne ♪ 442 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:46,167 ♪ Gotta take charge and defend my only home ♪ 443 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,378 ♪ And although I kinda feel unsteady ♪ 444 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,172 ♪ Now I need to be ready for this ♪ 445 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,217 [upbeat music] 446 00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:59,347 ♪ Have you ever felt like you're willing to die to save the people of your city ♪ 447 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,558 [Susan] By die to do you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart? 448 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:03,309 That's a start! 449 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,602 ♪ Cause right now we need a leader ♪ 450 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,688 ♪ And it seems to me that ♪ 451 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,607 ♪ Destiny has picked me to be that if you'll permit me ♪ 452 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:10,859 ♪ So who's with me? ♪ 453 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,737 ♪ Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell ♪ 454 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,781 ♪ Join up now if you like travel ♪ 455 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,867 ♪ Come on boys hop in the saddle ♪ 456 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:22,370 ♪ Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel ♪ 457 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,206 ♪ Not to mention the camaraderie ♪ 458 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:28,710 ♪ Yes siree you'll form life-changing friendships ♪ 459 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:30,628 ♪ With the folks along the way ♪ 460 00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,881 [Alastor] ♪ And feast on all the angels you can eat ♪ 461 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,216 ♪ Okay ♪ 462 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,594 [cannibal crowd exclaim] Free food! I'm in! 463 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,429 [cannibal crowd sing] ♪ It's time now to act ♪ 464 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,805 ♪ They're on the attack ♪ 465 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:42,682 ♪ When they move to strike ♪ 466 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,434 ♪ We will fight biting back ♪ 467 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:47,854 ♪ We'll follow your lead we're eager to feed ♪ 468 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,900 ♪ We'll sharpen our teeth for the heavenly feast ♪ 469 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,819 ♪ From this moment on you can count on us ♪ 470 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:59,240 ♪ To be resolute and ravenous ♪ 471 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,951 ♪ Our appetites are whet and we're set to seize the day ♪ 472 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:05,246 ♪ So I say oh hey come join the flesh buffet ♪ 473 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,290 [Charlie] ♪ Well, that's a little violent ♪ 474 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,417 ♪ Can we tone it down ♪ 475 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,752 [Rosie] ♪ Oh don't be put off by their snarlin' ♪ 476 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,879 ♪ That's enthusiasm darlin' ♪ 477 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,924 [Charlie] ♪ Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now ♪ 478 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,886 ♪ Don't worry, honey that's their thing keep singing ♪ 479 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,471 [singing together] ♪ We're super duper grateful ♪ 480 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,598 ♪ To have you folks aboard ♪ 481 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,642 [cannibal crowd] ♪ We can't wait to taste an angel's wings ♪ 482 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,393 ♪ Oh, lord... ♪ 483 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:31,522 ♪ For the first time in my life maybe I can be ready for this ♪ 484 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:34,317 ♪ I can be the marshal leading the parade ♪ 485 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,862 ♪ I can come into my own and I think I've always known ♪ 486 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,573 ♪ My destiny could never be postponed ♪ 487 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:44,786 ♪ When Adam brings the battle here I must appear like I'm ready for this ♪ 488 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,580 [Rosie] ♪ They're dancing along ♪ 489 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,540 ♪ They're singing her song ♪ 490 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,752 ♪ Surprised, why, I knew she could do it all along ♪ 491 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,504 [singing together] ♪ She's bound to pass the test ♪ 492 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,339 ♪ As princess of Hell ♪ 493 00:20:56,339 --> 00:21:00,385 ♪ Like her daddy she is madly power-fell ♪ 494 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,971 ♪ She's filled with potential that I could guide ♪ 495 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,430 [Rosie] ♪ I concur ♪ 496 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,890 [together] ♪ Stick with her ♪ 497 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:06,891 ♪ You'll be on the winning side ♪ 498 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,935 [epic music] 499 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,478 [all singing] ♪ For the first time in our lives ♪ 500 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,854 ♪ We know that we ready for this ♪ 501 00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,482 [Rosie] ♪ We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget ♪ 502 00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,318 [all] ♪ It's time to take a stand ♪ 503 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,653 -[Charlie] ♪ It's time to lend a hand ♪ -[crowd] ♪ Huzzah ♪ 504 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:20,989 ♪ Against the angels and their deadly threat ♪ 505 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,074 [all] ♪ We cannot take it anymore ♪ 506 00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:26,577 ♪ The time has come to go to war prepare to fight we're ready ♪ 507 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:32,625 [music crescendos] ♪ For This ♪ 508 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,503 [softly] ♪ I really hope that I'm ready for this ♪ 509 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,713 [song ends] 510 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:41,342 [pensive music] 511 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,594 [Vaggie] Looks like you had a busy day. 512 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,847 -[Charlie] You too. -[Vaggie] Charlie, I-- 513 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,724 Hold that thought. 514 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,934 Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town. 515 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,352 [Vaggie gasps] 516 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,438 [gentle moody music] Oh, Charlie. 517 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,523 The wings are new. 518 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,733 They look nice. 519 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,776 Come on, let's go home. 520 00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:00,445 [construction noise] 521 00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:01,904 [Sir Pentious] Come along, 522 00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,823 let's put some effort into these fortifications. 523 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:04,949 -[hammering] -[Angel] Yeah, fortify that... 524 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,619 Well, look who decided to show up. 525 00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:10,580 We thought we were fightin' by ourselves. 526 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:14,042 You're... you're still here? 527 00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:17,879 What? Do you think we were a bunch of pusssssies? 528 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,466 I just got used to you guys. [scoffs] 529 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:23,051 I ain't finding no new drinking buddies. 530 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:25,553 I've named all the stains on the carpet. [giggles] 531 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,888 That one's Fred. 532 00:22:27,555 --> 00:22:31,017 Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do. 533 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:37,690 [end credit music]