1 00:00:11,429 --> 00:00:13,556 [opening credit music] 2 00:00:31,449 --> 00:00:33,117 [Charlie] Yes team! Let me see that-- 3 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,077 Oh! Niffty, nice side swipe! 4 00:00:35,077 --> 00:00:36,328 Pentious, like to see that effort. 5 00:00:36,579 --> 00:00:38,456 [Sir Pentious] Teamwork makes the dream work! 6 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:39,373 Yes! I heard that once... 7 00:00:40,166 --> 00:00:42,293 -[Niffty] Train, train, train. 8 00:00:42,293 --> 00:00:43,586 [Vox] No fucking way! 9 00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:45,296 They're going to fight? 10 00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,798 Oh, my God. Ha ha ha ha! 11 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:50,468 Oh. Looks like your little hotel didn't work out so well. 12 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,595 [chuckles] 13 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:58,142 Oh Alastor, I cannot wait to watch you get FUCKED! 14 00:00:58,142 --> 00:01:00,144 [sinister laugh, sinister music] 15 00:01:00,144 --> 00:01:02,229 [gentle music] 16 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,399 [Charlie sighs] Oh, I wish my mom was here to see this. 17 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,359 [Vaggie] The cannibals seem ready to fight. 18 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:08,611 Are we? 19 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:10,404 [Sir Pentious] Fear not, damsels. 20 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,740 I shall have the staff ready for victorious combat! 21 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:14,533 [Vaggie] What in the hell are you supposed to be? 22 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,660 General Pentious, reporting for duty. 23 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:20,456 I'll turn those rapscallions into soldiers in no time at all. 24 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:21,624 Thank you, Pen. 25 00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:23,292 What can I do to help? 26 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,419 I'm glad you asked, soldier. 27 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,504 The base needs fortifications. 28 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:29,131 Reinforce the southern wall. 29 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,341 Create a moat around the perimeter 30 00:01:30,341 --> 00:01:31,759 to stop a ground assault. 31 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:36,388 [Charlie] How about this? If you see an angel, stab it. 32 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:37,765 [Niffty] Oooohh...[evil chuckle] 33 00:01:37,765 --> 00:01:39,642 Stab! Stab! Stab! 34 00:01:39,642 --> 00:01:41,477 -[Angel] Hey, hey, hey, hey. -[Charlie] Not Him! 35 00:01:41,477 --> 00:01:43,646 [Niffty giggles] 36 00:01:43,646 --> 00:01:45,523 [Vaggie in a drill sergeant manner] Listen up, sinners! 37 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:47,691 We got twenty four hours before the extermination begins 38 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:49,151 Let's get to work. [epic music] 39 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,362 -[Vaggie] So, you wanna aim here, here... 40 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:53,405 -[Vox] Oh, they suck. -[Sir Pentious] Yes. 41 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,782 -Watch this . 42 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:56,491 -[ Vox laughing] Oh they suck so bad 43 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,118 [epic music continues] [Vox] Oh, God. 44 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,746 They're going to fucking die. 45 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,665 They're-- They're going to die. 46 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:04,500 [mic feeds back] Hello? 47 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,293 I want to thank everyone for coming. 48 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,795 Even people who aren't staying here yet...Cherri. 49 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:11,173 Look, I can't resist a fight, okay? 50 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:14,218 Especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead. 51 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:19,682 Tomorrow, the exorcist angels will face a Hell ready to defend itself and win. 52 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,225 [Vaggie] Yeah! 53 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:22,601 Yeah, we will! Tell 'em, baby! 54 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,688 Yes. And we are-- we are going to win! 55 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,857 But in case we don't, 56 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:32,903 I want you all to know... that getting to know you 57 00:02:32,903 --> 00:02:35,573 has been the biggest honor of my life. 58 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:38,325 Whatever redemption really means, 59 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,536 [emotive music] I know you all tried. 60 00:02:40,536 --> 00:02:43,539 I have seen the good in all of you. 61 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:44,874 And it's... 62 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:46,667 I--I'm just... 63 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,796 [gushes] I love you all... so much, 64 00:02:50,796 --> 00:02:55,718 and-- and live tonight however you want because-- 65 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:59,346 We're all going to die! Hahahah! 66 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:01,974 [Vaggie] All right, let's give it up for not dying! 67 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:05,227 Love not dying! Drinks? 68 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:08,355 -[Vaggie] I mean, personally, I'm excited. It's been a long time since I stabbed anyone 69 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,773 and really meant it, you know what I mean? 70 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:10,900 -[Cherri Bomb] Cheers, bitches! -[Husk] Yeah! 71 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,235 [ice clinks in drinks] [Angel] Here's to us! 72 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:17,615 [Sir Pentious] Here's to being alive today and not dying tomorrow. 73 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:19,700 -[all cheers] -[Cherri Bomb] Chug, chug, chug! 74 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,620 [Alastor] Ah, the celebratory night before a courageous last stand. 75 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:28,250 It's been a surprising thrill to witness these wayward souls find connection. 76 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:31,462 Almost makes one sentimental, eh Niffty? 77 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:33,505 I really like them, Alastor. 78 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:36,926 They let me put on roach puppet shows without booing! 79 00:03:36,926 --> 00:03:39,803 Ahh, an enjoyable collective to be around. 80 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,265 I admit one could get accustomed. 81 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:47,478 [Niffty] I dub thee King Roach. 82 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:52,399 Oh, to understand your twisted little mind. Hahaha. 83 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:55,736 [both laugh] 84 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,279 Last day of afterlife, [gentle music] 85 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:00,532 and you're not off snorting a line off some hunk's abs? 86 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:03,702 Ehh, you fucked one cannibal pool boy, you fucked 'em all. 87 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,496 I guess you have changed. 88 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:10,918 Hey, Charlie said live tonight however we wanted, 89 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,505 so pour me a fresh one, and let's get to living. 90 00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,464 [Angel chuckles] 91 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,466 [Sir Pentious] Miss Bomb...? 92 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,302 -Cherri? -Yeah. 93 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,803 [romantic piano music] I want to tell you... that I... 94 00:04:22,972 --> 00:04:25,057 I love... 95 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:29,395 I'd love to wish you good luck in the battle ahead. 96 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,813 Okay. 97 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:34,817 You are... Have always been a worthy opponent. 98 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,444 With the most... 99 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:41,824 brilliant explosive contraptions I've ever seen. 100 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,826 Uh... Thanks? 101 00:04:43,826 --> 00:04:44,994 Anyway, I guess-- 102 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:48,497 [Sir Pentious speaking quickly] Please don't die tomorrow. Okay. Bye. 103 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,082 [Angel] Ya know, you could totally tap that. 104 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,918 Tss, don't be gross. [slurps drink] 105 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,505 Cuz, you know, I hear he's got two dicks. 106 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:58,007 ...Huh! 107 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:05,597 [Charlie sobs] [melancholy music] 108 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,766 -[Vaggie] Charlie? -[Charlie] Um, 109 00:05:08,559 --> 00:05:11,020 I'm sorry... I'm... 110 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,771 I'm just so scared. 111 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:15,482 What if we lose? 112 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:20,487 [romantic ballad music] ♪ You've already done so much ♪ 113 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:25,784 ♪ So many lives you've changed ♪ 114 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:30,622 ♪ So many souls you touched ♪ 115 00:05:31,582 --> 00:05:36,378 ♪ And in the end ♪ 116 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:39,465 ♪ If it's only me you've saved ♪ 117 00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:42,551 [Charlie and Vaggie sing together] ♪ There's something that ♪ 118 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:47,931 ♪ I've been dying to say ♪ 119 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,770 [ballad gentle builds] ♪ More than anything ♪ 120 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:56,648 ♪ More than anything ♪ 121 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:04,573 ♪ Need you to know I love you more than anything ♪ 122 00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:08,702 ♪ More than anything ♪ 123 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,414 [kissing softly] 124 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:15,793 [Adam] Extermination Day is here, bitches. 125 00:06:15,793 --> 00:06:19,838 We're going to go down and exterminate demon ass! 126 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:21,590 [Lute] Destroy that ass! 127 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,426 Prepare to slaughter every sinner in that shit hotel, 128 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:26,428 and you all remember, Vaggie?! 129 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:28,430 [Exorcists] Boo! [Exorcist] We hate her! 130 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:30,724 [Lute] Rip Vaggie's cunt mouth out her ass! 131 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:33,102 [Adam] Would you just-- ju-- chill, Lute. Fuck. 132 00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:37,439 Anyway, whoever brings me Vaggie's head gets... 133 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:40,818 Uh... I dunno, a million Heaven bucks. How about that, huh? 134 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,444 [Exorcists cheer] 135 00:06:42,444 --> 00:06:43,821 Haha, yeah! 136 00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:46,615 Ladies, let's fuck shit up! 137 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:50,077 [screams in a rockstar style] ATTACK! 138 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:50,994 [Lute] FORWARD! 139 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:53,622 [Exorcists scream] 140 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,125 [sinister music] 141 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,543 Here they come. 142 00:06:57,543 --> 00:06:58,794 Get ready, everyone. 143 00:06:58,794 --> 00:06:59,878 We fight together! 144 00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:02,131 [tense indistinct muffles] 145 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:03,590 [Niffty giggles] 146 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,759 [Cherri Bomb] Come on, let's go! 147 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,221 [Vox] Oh, oh. Oh. This is going to be good. 148 00:07:09,221 --> 00:07:12,224 [Vaggie shouts] NOW! FOR YOUR SOULS! 149 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:15,602 [war cries] 150 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:19,106 [Charlie] Let's fuck them up! 151 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,650 [epic music] [Metal clashes] 152 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,068 [Cannibal] Arrgh, take that! 153 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,904 [menacingly] Let the slaughter begin. 154 00:07:25,904 --> 00:07:28,782 [Alastor laughs] 155 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,034 [dramatic music] [Angel laughs] 156 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:35,247 [fighting continues] 157 00:07:35,247 --> 00:07:36,999 [Adam] The fuck?! 158 00:07:36,999 --> 00:07:39,084 [Lute] They appear to have some kind of shield, sir! 159 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,712 Oh, really? I didn't see this giant fucking shield in front of me, 160 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,839 You dumb bitch. No shit! 161 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,966 [metal swords clank] 162 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,927 [music soars] 163 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:52,222 [Adam] That's how they can kill us?! With our own weapons!? 164 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,057 Fucking weak, dude. 165 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,601 [Lute roars] 166 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:57,519 [machineguns fire] [Angel laughs] 167 00:07:57,519 --> 00:07:59,521 [Angel] Come'n get some! 168 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,608 [Cherri Bomb] Eat shrapnel, fuckers! [laughs] 169 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:05,736 All angelic weapons fire at will! 170 00:08:05,736 --> 00:08:08,238 Hey, yelling while fighting doesn't help. 171 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:11,533 [Maniacal laughter] 172 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:15,037 [Charlie] Alastor's shield is working ! 173 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:16,622 Trying to focus, sweetie! 174 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:18,207 We might actually have a chance. 175 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:20,876 Love the optimism. Still trying to focus. 176 00:08:20,876 --> 00:08:22,169 [fight effort] 177 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,171 I'm fucking over this. 178 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,256 [epic music] [punches] 179 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:28,550 [sinister epic music] 180 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,968 [gasps] [Angel] Fuck! 181 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,553 Oh no! 182 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:33,889 [Adam pants and coughs] [satisfied laugh] 183 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:39,061 [music fades] 184 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:42,898 [Vox] Oh, fuck! I am so hard right now. 185 00:08:43,899 --> 00:08:45,067 [pensive music] [Alastor] Adam. 186 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,569 First man, next to die. 187 00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:48,820 Who the fuck are you? 188 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:49,905 Alastor. 189 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:51,198 Pleasure to be meeting you. 190 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,200 Quite a pleasure. 191 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,161 [music starts to crescendo] I'm about to end your fucking life. 192 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:59,039 Nice voice. Don't you know jazz is for pussies ? 193 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,749 [dramatic music] 194 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,876 [fight effort] 195 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,586 Nah ah ah! 196 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,090 You really think you can take me on? 197 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:11,218 A mortal soul is no match for me, edge-lord. 198 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:14,304 [Alastor] You should know better than anyone what a soul can accomplish 199 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,682 when they take charge of their own fate. 200 00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:18,934 [Adam] Arrgh! 201 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,894 Ohohoho, think you're tough shit, huh? 202 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,646 [Alastor] Tougher than you! 203 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,774 Hahahaha! You lack discipline, control, and worst, 204 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,944 [menacingly] you're sloppy! 205 00:09:28,944 --> 00:09:31,947 And you're... fuck-- 206 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:33,282 fuck you... you red piece of f-- 207 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:35,200 too much fucking red... fuck... 208 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,159 Shut up! 209 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,620 [Alastor] Hahaha! Poetry. 210 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:42,082 Grr, I'm going to wipe that shit eating grin off your face 211 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,626 'cause radio is fuckin' dead! 212 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,961 What just happened? 213 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,838 Ffffuck. 214 00:09:47,838 --> 00:09:49,131 [Alastor] Arrgh! 215 00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:50,299 [groans] 216 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,843 [Vox] Yes!! Fuck you Alastor! 217 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,886 Ha ha ha ha. 218 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:57,014 This is better than sex. 219 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:01,059 Have to disagree with you there. 220 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:02,811 Radio's not dead, 221 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:05,897 but it is ending this broadcast. 222 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:09,943 [Adam laughs] Bye, bitch. 223 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,113 No! Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!! Pussy. 224 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:16,658 Right flank advance! Left flank, watch your six. 225 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,286 Ladies! There are more coming up on your right. 226 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,747 Get ready for them Vagatha! 227 00:10:21,747 --> 00:10:23,165 Not my name! But, got it. 228 00:10:23,165 --> 00:10:24,833 [Charlie] Sorry! Sorry. 229 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,834 [Charlie] Sorry-- 230 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:27,252 Sorry, sorry! 231 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,129 [Vaggie] Now's not the time for that babe! 232 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,172 Oh, right. 233 00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:34,384 Die motherfuckers! 234 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:36,845 [Husk] These fuckin' angels won't stop comin'. 235 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:40,182 -[Angel] Hah! -Okay, I walked right into that one. 236 00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:41,683 Hold that thought. 237 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,895 [whimpering] 238 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,022 [fight effort] 239 00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,815 [Angel laughs] 240 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:49,983 You alright squirt? 241 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,778 I nearly scrambled myself. 242 00:10:52,778 --> 00:10:55,864 Get somewhere safe. Arrgh! 243 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:59,451 [Adam] Suck my holy light, fuckers! Yeah! 244 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:02,371 What? Alastor was supposed to handle him. 245 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:04,247 Oh, no, he must be-- 246 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,875 [shots blast] 247 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,212 [Vaggie] We aren't going to last long unless we do something about him. 248 00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,880 [Sir Pentious] Of course. 249 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:16,134 I'm trying to fight here! You out of your fucking mind? 250 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,053 Yes. 251 00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:19,721 [explosion] [romantic music] 252 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,264 Miss Cherry Bomb, 253 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,392 I love you. 254 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:25,143 Remember meeee! 255 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,728 That was kind of hot. 256 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:32,401 [Sir Pentious] Eggs, activate thrusters, and charge the death ray. 257 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,360 Yes, sir. 258 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,153 Pentious? 259 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,406 [Angel] That crazy motherfucker. 260 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,699 [Egg Boi] Target in range. 261 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:41,827 Fire. 262 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,079 [Adam] Oh, whoop! 263 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,497 [explosion] [chuckles] 264 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,957 That coulda been ugly. 265 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,417 [Charlie screams] Noooo! 266 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:49,918 [despondent music] 267 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503 -[Angel] Fuck... -[Charlie sobs] No. 268 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,088 -[Angel] You did good, buddy. -[Charlie] No, no, no. 269 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,424 [Vaggie] Charlie, I'm so sorry. 270 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,175 [Charlie growls] 271 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,177 Razzle! Dazzle! 272 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:03,473 [dramatic music] 273 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:04,933 [Dragon roars] 274 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,436 [Charlie] Let's ride. 275 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:10,063 [Husk] Yeah! Get 'em! 276 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,440 [epic music] 277 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,442 [Charlie] Forward! 278 00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,402 Go, Razzle, go! 279 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,196 Oh, look who thinks they're bad ass now. 280 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,073 [Lute chuckles] The traitor came to die. 281 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,118 [dragon roars] [Vaggie] No!! 282 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:26,788 [glass smashes] 283 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:28,957 [Vaggie groans] 284 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293 [Lute] Before I take your life, 285 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:35,255 I'm going to tear that other eye out of your face. 286 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,174 Try it, bitch. [fight bell dings] 287 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,800 [swords clank] 288 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,136 [Vaggie and Lute strain] 289 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,304 [vaggie screams] 290 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:47,434 [intense music] [strains] 291 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,103 Vaggie! 292 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,313 Surprise, bitch! 293 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:53,148 [Charlie screams] 294 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:55,317 [thud] 295 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,320 [Adam] Risking your immortal life for sinners? 296 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:02,532 That's some crazy shit, even for Lucifer's brat! 297 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,160 [emotive music] These sinners are my family. 298 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,329 [mocking] "These sinners are my famwy." 299 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:08,997 Do you even hear yourself? 300 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,124 You shoulda stayed in your place, girlie-- 301 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,542 -Arrgh! Shit! [Charlie roars] 302 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,336 [glass smashes] 303 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,172 [Charlie] That's Princess of Hell to you, pig! 304 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:19,841 The fuck? That hurt. 305 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,468 [tense music] 306 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,429 Heh hahaha, okay. 307 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,014 [Vaggie] Arrgh. [spear clanks to the ground] 308 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,141 [Vaggie strains] 309 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:31,269 [Lute chuckles] You always were weak. 310 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:34,272 [Vaggie yelps in pain] 311 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:39,903 So I'll spare you the pain of seeing your demon bitch die. 312 00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,613 [Vaggie strains] 313 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:45,200 [intense music] 314 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,873 [Lute screams] 315 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,504 Do it, then. Correct your mistake. 316 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,881 Seriously, you're pathetic, you know that? 317 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,218 Ready to die rather than accepting mercy? 318 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:05,387 No, live. 319 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,224 Live knowing that you only do because I let you... 320 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:10,600 The failure. 321 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,060 [Charlie screams in the distance] 322 00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,228 [Vaggie gasps] 323 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:18,108 EeeaaaaaUUUUAAGGHHH!! 324 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:20,652 [fight effort] [Adam laughs] 325 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,446 [Charlie] Let...me...go! 326 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:28,660 This fight was cute n' all, but it's time to die with the rest of them. 327 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,453 [Charlie chokes] 328 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:31,580 Charlie! 329 00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,248 [Adam laughs evilly] 330 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:35,125 [thump] [Adam screams] 331 00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,418 [glass smashes] 332 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,919 [music swells] Dad? 333 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,422 Sorry I wasn't here sooner, sweetie. 334 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,925 [Adam] Huh? Okay, seriously? 335 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,428 How many of you freaks do I have to fight?! 336 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:48,555 [sinister music] Oh, I'm the only one that matters. 337 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,223 See, you messed with my daughter, 338 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,976 and now I am going to fuck you! 339 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:55,186 [silence] 340 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,938 [Valentino] Well, this just got interesting. 341 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,523 It's fuck you "up"... Dad. 342 00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,275 Wait, what did I say? [fight effort] 343 00:15:00,275 --> 00:15:03,111 [energetic music] 344 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,946 So, this is what you've been up to since Eden? 345 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,198 Gotta say, you really let yourself go buddy. 346 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:11,661 [Adam laughs] You judgin' me? You're the most hated being in all of creation! 347 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,664 Well, your first wife didn't seem to hate what I had to offer, 348 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:17,584 or the second. Bow-chicka-wow-wow. 349 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,628 [Adam] I'll fuckin' end you!! 350 00:15:19,628 --> 00:15:21,129 Woah, missed me! [horse whinnies] 351 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,714 Hoohoo, not even close. 352 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:26,092 Hehehehe! Nice try, douchebag! 353 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,637 [Adam] Hold still, you slippery fucker! 354 00:15:28,637 --> 00:15:30,138 [fight effort] 355 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:34,476 [intense dramatic music] 356 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,228 [Charlie] Ahhh!! 357 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,230 [Lucifer] I got you! 358 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,482 -[Adam laughs] -[Charlie] Dad! Look out! 359 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,650 Huh? 360 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,652 [Charlie strains] 361 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:45,195 Woah, wait, what the fuck?! 362 00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,488 [dramatic music] 363 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,157 [Adam yells] [music calms] 364 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:52,494 [Lucifer] You come at me , and my daughter , 365 00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:56,164 don't forget you're in my house bitch! [thumps] 366 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,083 [Lucifer laughs] 367 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,459 Whoa, whoa, Dad. 368 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:01,544 [gently] He's had enough. 369 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,755 [Lucifer pants] Alright. 370 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,549 How's mercy taste, you little bitch? 371 00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,051 [Adam] No... 372 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,177 You don't get to end this. [pants] 373 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:13,139 I'm fucking Adam! I'm the fucking man, 374 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,016 and you're just some fucking clown or something. 375 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,102 I started everything on Earth. 376 00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:20,105 All of mankind came from these fucking nuts. 377 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,648 You all should be worshiping me, 378 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:26,653 you ungrateful, disgusting, fucking losers! 379 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,530 [squelches] [Adam wails] 380 00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:30,198 [Vaggie] Woah! [Lucifer] Hey, you got something... 381 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,534 sticking out of your... Your thing there. 382 00:16:32,534 --> 00:16:35,370 [drips] [Charlie] Niffty?! 383 00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:41,292 Stab! Stab! Stab! [maniacal laughter] 384 00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:44,212 [Vox] Holy shit! 385 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,755 Blood! Ha ha ha! 386 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:47,590 [emotive music] Noooo! 387 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,259 Sir?! Sir?! 388 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,052 Stay with me, sir. 389 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,595 [shouts] Adam! 390 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,805 [Charlie] It's over. 391 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,432 Take your little friends 392 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,475 [evil shout] and go home! 393 00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,560 [pleasantly] Please. 394 00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,520 [poignant music] Retreat. 395 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,565 All exorcists fall back. 396 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:14,075 So... who's up for pancakes? 397 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,117 [news sting] Good evening. 398 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:16,744 I'm Katie Killjoy. 399 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,247 -And I'm-- -Nobody gives a shit who you are Tom. 400 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:23,084 Breaking news. Extermination day is canceled. 401 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:26,171 Charlie Morningstar managed to fend off the angelic attack 402 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,590 with more than just nice words. 403 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,467 In an unseen turn of events, 404 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,803 our demonic head honcho Lucifer stepped in 405 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,556 to save his daughter's ass in the last moment. 406 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:40,518 We're also hearing reports that Adam, leader of the Angelic Legions, 407 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,146 first man and totally fuckable bad boy, 408 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,648 has been slain by a filthy janitor. 409 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,358 The janitor said, quote, 410 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,278 "Charlie told me to stab, so I did." 411 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,447 Anyway, congrats to Charlie and her crew 412 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,783 for not being totally fucking useless for once. 413 00:17:56,618 --> 00:18:00,330 [gentle melancholy music] 414 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,751 [Charlie] Oh, there, there. It's...[sighs] 415 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,085 It's okay. 416 00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:11,299 [squeals] 417 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:21,059 [downbeat music] [Charlie] ♪ He did it for us ♪ 418 00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,813 ♪ The ultimate sacrifice ♪ 419 00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,483 ♪ He gave me his trust ♪ 420 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,362 ♪ And look how we pay the price ♪ 421 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:36,241 ♪ This bloodshed could have been avoided ♪ 422 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:40,245 ♪ If I convinced Heaven to work together ♪ 423 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,498 ♪ I took a hotel and I destroyed it ♪ 424 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:47,502 ♪ I know I could have done better ♪ 425 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:52,215 ♪ Better instead of letting you down ♪ 426 00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:54,884 [Lucifer] ♪ Come on little lady ♪ 427 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,511 ♪ Why the frown? ♪ 428 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,597 ♪ In the last 10,000 years ♪ 429 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:05,520 ♪ You're the first one to change this town ♪ 430 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,480 ♪ You can do this ♪ 431 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,274 ♪ Now I know it ♪ 432 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:12,610 ♪ For your story has just begun ♪ 433 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,947 ♪ You can't quit now ♪ hell, you owe it ♪ 434 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:19,784 ♪ There's still damage to be undone ♪ 435 00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,911 ♪ You've changed my mind ♪ 436 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,746 ♪ You've touched their hearts ♪ 437 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:27,375 ♪ Found the good and souls gone bad ♪ 438 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,877 ♪ The stage is wrecked ♪ 439 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,712 ♪ The crowd is gone ♪ 440 00:19:30,712 --> 00:19:32,755 ♪ But by God Charlie ♪ 441 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:36,968 ♪ The show it must go on ♪ [music builds] 442 00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,386 [all together] ♪ We can do this ♪ 443 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,888 ♪ We can build it ♪ 444 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,973 ♪ Best hotel that you've ever seen ♪ 445 00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,683 ♪ Twice the bedrooms ♪ 446 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,476 ♪ We can fill it ♪ 447 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,896 ♪ With more sinners than you can dream ♪ 448 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,355 ♪ It starts with you ♪ 449 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,607 ♪ You know it's true ♪ 450 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,359 ♪ Fulfill your destiny ♪ 451 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,321 ♪ So long as I've got all of you with me ♪ 452 00:19:56,321 --> 00:19:58,907 [upbeat pop music] 453 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:01,784 [Niffty] ♪ To build a hotel I think we need some brick and lumber ♪ 454 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:04,245 ♪ Good thing we're in Hell, check out this little magic number ♪ 455 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:05,747 [Angel] ♪ Start with foundation ♪ 456 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,707 [Lucifer] ♪ A remedial creation for me ♪ 457 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,876 [Niffty, Angel and Lucifer] ♪ It's as easy as can be ♪ 458 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,420 [Charlie] ♪ No time for cryin' we got a lot of work to do and ♪ 459 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,756 ♪ We gotta try and make the best of what's in ruins ♪ 460 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,549 [Vaggie] ♪ New coat of paint ♪ 461 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,426 [Husk] ♪ New lights across the marquee ♪ 462 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,511 [Charlie, Vaggie and Husk] ♪ With a little sorcery ♪ 463 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:23,598 [music stabs] [Vox] ♪ After the battle masterless cattle ♪ 464 00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:25,808 [Vox and Valentino] ♪ Overlords hanging by a thread ♪ 465 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,477 ♪ With a bit of bravado maybe tomorrow ♪ 466 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,563 ♪ We'll will be atop the heap ♪ 467 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,774 [Valentino] ♪ While the rest of Hell's pissing ♪ 468 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,901 [Vox] ♪ Alastor's missing ♪ 469 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,903 [Valentino and Vox] ♪ Fled with his tail between his legs ♪ 470 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,489 ♪ Nature abhors a power vacuum ♪ 471 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:41,407 ♪ It leaves room for you and me ♪ 472 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,661 ♪ The future of Hell belongs to the Vees ♪ 473 00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,663 [evil laugh] 474 00:20:46,663 --> 00:20:49,457 [downbeat music] ♪ This place is reeks of death ♪ 475 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,793 [Alastor] ♪ There's a chill in the air ♪ 476 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:57,966 ♪ And I barely escaped being killed by a hair ♪ 477 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:03,471 ♪ " Great Alastor Altruist died for his friends" ♪ 478 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,974 [angrily] ♪ Sorry to disappoint ♪ 479 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:08,893 ♪ That is not where this ends ♪ 480 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:13,982 ♪ I'm hungry for freedom like never before ♪ 481 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:18,987 ♪ The constraints of my deal surely you have a back door ♪ 482 00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:23,992 ♪ Once I figure out how to unclip my wings ♪ 483 00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:26,452 ♪ Guess who will be pulling ♪ 484 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,664 [Music crescendos] ♪ All the strings ♪ [Laughs] 485 00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,958 -[All] ♪ We can do this ♪ -[Charlie] ♪ We can do this ♪ 486 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,835 -[All] ♪ We'll be better ♪ -[Charlie] ♪ We'll be better ♪ 487 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:36,671 [All] ♪ Though redemption may take a while ♪ 488 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,755 -[Charlie] ♪ Though it may take a while ♪ -[All] ♪ Wayward sinners ♪ 489 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,590 ♪ Clear their ledger ♪ 490 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:40,508 [Alastor] ♪ And we're doing it with a smile ♪ 491 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,468 ♪ Yeah ♪ 492 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:44,470 [Charlie] ♪ We've made a difference wait and see ♪ 493 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,764 [Charlie and Vaggie] ♪ We're gonna do this you and me ♪ 494 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,017 [Charlie, Vaggie, Angel and Husk] ♪ And then tomorrow it will be ♪ 495 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:52,520 ♪ A fuckin' happy day ♪ 496 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:59,110 [All] ♪ In Hell ♪ 497 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:00,486 [song ends] 498 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,906 [ethereal sting] 499 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:07,410 What--? Where?... Where am I?! 500 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:11,372 Oh, hello. [Emily squeaks] 501 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,833 [waves splash] 502 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,626 [footsteps approach] 503 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,045 [gentle harp plays] [Lute] Adam is dead. 504 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:20,048 Your deal is done and I'm in charge now. 505 00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:22,842 Your brat is threatening the very foundation of Heaven. 506 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,969 And if you want to stay here, 507 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:28,514 you're going down there and stopping that bitch. 508 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,892 You understand me, 509 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,727 Lilith? [ominous music] 510 00:22:34,395 --> 00:22:38,399 [end credit music]