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地獄旅館第一季

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夏莉?

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{\an8}媽的星期一

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{\an8}怎麼會沒用呢?

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{\an8}動動腦,夏莉
想一想...好,如果我...

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{\an8}每天早上都安排信任倒
我們就可以做...

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{\an8}–糟糕
–快點想...

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{\an8}–夏莉?親愛的,還好嗎?
–快點想...夏莉!

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不好!不太好!

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我整夜沒睡還是沒弄清楚
為什麼旅館這方法行不通!

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我們都做過信任倒了
分享過彼此的感受

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在天使下來之前
剩不到幾個月的時間

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–照這個速度...
–也許是時候...

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–不行
–...去問問...

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–別說出來
–...妳爸

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{\an8}夏莉,我知道妳很不情願
但我們需要借助所有力量

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{\an8}他就是清剿的開端

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{\an8}他們開會決議
“儘管殺,把人都殺光!”

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{\an8}等一下,就是這樣

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{\an8}–把所有人都殺掉?
–不是

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他可以幫我安排跟天堂開會

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不是試過了嗎?

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是沒錯,但那次是跟亞當開會

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亞當就是個混蛋

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但天堂也不是他說的算
我們可以找高層談

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一定有天使願意聽我們的想法

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聯絡人列表,爸

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在等什麼?妳對妳爸有陰影?

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沒有,我們只是不太親

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他跟媽分開後就沒想過要見我

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雖然他偶爾會打電話來
但也只是因為他無聊沒事做

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或要我幫他跑腿

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父女情節

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我倒想見見那位大老二

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終極壞男孩

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他一定很可怕

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就是這樣

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快好了!

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隆重介紹...

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魔幻後空翻鴨鴨!

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還會噴火!

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掌聲可以停了,好的,謝謝...

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天啊,開什麼玩笑?這也太爛了!

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{\an8}女兒來電?女兒...打給我!

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哈囉,夏莉

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小夏

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不對!不對,不能那樣說

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過了這麼多年,她第一次主動打過來

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必須力求完美

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小婊子!

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嗨,爸

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妳好嗎?妳最近都在哪裡瞎忙啊?

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你知道我在哪裡,爸
我之前告訴過你了

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有嗎?

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對...好吧,妳知道,我...

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你五個月前打給我的時候
我跟你說過了,你沒在聽嗎?

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不是...

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我只是忘了,我真的太忙了

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有...重要的事要忙

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我開了一家旅館幫罪人改過向善

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說不定你看過我們的廣告?

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可惜我沒看到

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我最近不怎麼看電視

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看電視對大腦發展不好

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妳開了旅館啊!真有趣

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爸,我跟你說
我想請你幫我...一個大忙

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那有什麼問題

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只要我能力所及,我都會幫妳

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我要跟天堂談談

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我要跟天堂的主管談談
亞當的上級,所有天使的上級

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我要找當家老大

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不行...夏莉,不行...

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答案是...不行

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爸,我從沒跟你要求過什麼

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但這對我真的很重要

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這是我做過最重要的事情,我需要你

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我需要你的幫助

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我不知道,夏莉

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拜託,你就過來看看我在努力什麼

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你看了之後就會懂這是多好的點子

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如果我能跟天堂高層談談
他們一定會同意

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求你了,爸

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等等

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妳邀請我過去嗎?

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當然可以!

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我一個小時後就到!

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我女兒想見我

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接招吧,憂鬱症!

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他到旅館之前
我們還有一個小時能準備

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好了,各位,路西法在路上了

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我們要讓這個地方端得上檯面

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給他一個絕佳的第一印象

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還不動作

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歡淫爸爸

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好了,各位,好戲上場!

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夏莉!

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–爸...
–很高興見到妳

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我也很高興見到你,爸

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歡迎光臨地獄旅館!

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你好啊,小喵喵!

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拉茲,達茲!

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都沒怎麼長大!還是小可愛

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有好好照顧我的小女兒嗎?

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最好有

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這個地方看起來真...

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是啊

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很有特色

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那裡是什麼鬼?

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只是我們做的一些小裝修

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增添一點色彩,不覺得很好看嗎?

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你是?

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阿拉斯托!幸會幸會,大人

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見到你真是我的榮幸!

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百聞不如一見

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你比我想像中的還矮了點

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這是哪位?行李員嗎?

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不是,我是旅館經理

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你可能聽過我的廣播

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沒有!

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虧夏莉把這裡取名為“地獄”旅館
看來不過是些過氣的人

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名字實際上是我的想法

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真好笑,難怪名字這麼蠢!

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–去你的
–好了!

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總之...

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爸,你看看這個可愛的會客廳
房客可以在這邊互相交流

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分享祕密和故事,建立親密感!

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少了阿拉斯托
這裡就不會這麼美了!

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夏莉有一個很獨到的願景

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我很高興能夠滿足她奇怪的要求

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謝謝,阿拉斯托

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真是令人印象深刻的小姐

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我們都替她感到驕傲

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夏莉,親愛的
怎麼不介紹我認識妳其他朋友呢?

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好啊

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這位是維姬,我的女朋友!

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天啊!妳喜歡女生嗎?

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妳...跟我一樣!我們還真像!

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來吧,瑪姬!

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–她好漂亮
–很高興認識你,大人

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這兩位是潘修斯爵士
跟安吉爾德斯特,我們的房客

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陛下!

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你好啊,矮王

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霍斯克是我們的調酒師
妮芙緹是我們的房務人員

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很高興認識你

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你好,我負責打掃

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好吧

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看來你們很需要

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地獄老大幫幫忙

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看爸爸的網路評價這麼好

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五星好評!完美無瑕!偉大到不行!

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五芒星一出手

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哇砰碰,我來施咒

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通常得獻祭羔羊才請得起我

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但妳可以享親友折扣

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謝了,爸

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主廚親自出馬,誰還要人打雜

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米其林菜色任君挑選

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遊戲規則幫妳安排,反正我是裁判

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香檳噴泉、魚子醬山,還都只是前菜

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誰打從第一天就在場?

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誰忠誠的像個修女一樣?

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用古老的諧音笑話逗樂所有人
執行製作人是我,不是別人

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沒錯

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身為妳的好隊友,天天都有我

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妳的好朋友,可靠的旅館經理就是我

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記得我把馬桶通好了嗎?

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–我卡住了,謝謝你救我
–有你真好

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真的很榮幸跟妳
建立這麼深厚的情誼

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還真希望我有妳這樣的小孩

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什麼?

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我對妳的關心
就像對自己的女兒一樣

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給我慢著

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還真有趣,我對妳來說就跟爸爸一樣

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有人說當妳需要找人幫忙

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壓力,領導力,責任

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{\an8}找不會推三阻四的人才妥當

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也有人說在妳有需要的時候

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沒有力量會比天使的神力強

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剛好妳有血親符合條件

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遺憾的是
有時親生父母也派不上用場

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人常說自己選的會比原生家庭更強

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真是一群可悲的輸家

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–別打斷我唱歌
–你的歌?是我先開始的

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–我一開口就會唱完
–你這俗氣的...

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我來了,你沒看錯,就是我

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我知道大家都在等我

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我來了,這是什麼有趣的場合

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花了一段時間才到我出場

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我來了,沒錯,就是我

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敏茲

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妳哪位?

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沒聽到我唱的嗎?

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大家發什麼呆?

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我太可愛了嗎?

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敏茲!

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阿拉斯托!娃娃臉小甜心
很高興見到你

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你過得怎麼樣?都還好嗎?很好

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是這樣的,我剛到附近

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聽說你要待在這間鬼旅館

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就想來跟老朋友打個招呼

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當然可以,親愛的,這裡歡迎所有人

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真好,你們兩個認識嗎?

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對啊,我們交情可久了

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活著的時候就是同一個圈子的人

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這傢伙以前常常光顧我表演的俱樂部

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就只有他可以豪邁乾完幾杯威士忌

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還能在舞池裡跟上我的舞步

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這姑娘可厲害了

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妳真該見識她全盛時期的樣子

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閉嘴!高大黑暗的陰沉鬼

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我還在我的全盛時期!

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天啊!

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那位是路西法嗎?

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閃開!

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00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,304
很高興見到陛下

216
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:42,601
阿拉斯托
現場有貴賓怎麼不提醒我一下

217
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:43,643
還真可愛

218
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:48,565
雖然我也想繼續敘舊
但夏莉跟我還得帶客人逛逛

219
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:51,109
我相信夏莉可以自己替我導覽

220
00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:52,486
胡說!

221
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:56,073
旅館是我們一起經營的
當然要一起導覽

222
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,699
對不對,夏莉?

223
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,117
對

224
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,661
妳去請其他人幫妳辦入住吧

225
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,622
我很快就回來

226
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:07,584
這附近哪裡
可以讓我這個美女喝一杯呢?

227
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:11,505
天啊...這不是霍斯克嗎?

228
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:14,508
看起來阿拉斯托還在讓你替他調酒

229
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:15,801
好樣的

230
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:17,427
你過得怎麼樣,小毛球?

231
00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,013
好得很,五分鐘前還是

232
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,183
別告訴我你見到我不開心

233
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,768
那樣人家會傷心的

234
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,229
妮芙緹,最近在忙什麼,妹妹?

235
00:11:27,229 --> 00:11:28,397
打蟲子

236
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:31,108
進展得怎麼樣?

237
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,609
目前是牠們領先

238
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,069
但也不久了

239
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:39,408
–謝謝,小貓咪
–去妳的

240
00:11:39,408 --> 00:11:43,328
所以妳跟阿拉斯托是什麼關係?
朋友嗎?

241
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,873
這話可是你說的
但這說法倒也算恰當

242
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,376
驚訝什麼?

243
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,628
還以為他沒朋友

244
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,840
他都來一陣子了,還是個未解之謎

245
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,841
他在打什麼算盤?

246
00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,427
你可能聽說過

247
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,846
有天他突然出現在地獄裡

248
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:04,599
馬上造成前所未有的轟動

249
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:07,811
一開始大家想要除掉他

250
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:13,900
但很快就有領主失蹤
還是來頭不小的領主

251
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,528
都是些大人物

252
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:18,780
沒人知道他們發生了什麼事

253
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:24,035
直到出現了奇怪的廣播

254
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,789
裡面傳來陣陣慘叫

255
00:12:28,457 --> 00:12:30,292
每每有領主失蹤

256
00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:34,296
廣播就會出現新的慘叫聲

257
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:39,050
阿拉斯托就在那時候
贏得廣播惡魔的稱號

258
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,470
要是有人敢惹他...

259
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,307
就這麼說吧

260
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:49,769
他的廣播總會出現新的聲音

261
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:56,610
大多數人聽到的都是這個故事
但私底下...

262
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,153
他人超級好

263
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,198
給他聽點爵士樂,配上黑麥威士忌
就乖得跟小貓一樣

264
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,117
別擺出那種表情

265
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,411
他很久沒幹那種事情了

266
00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:08,955
可以再來一杯嗎?

267
00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:10,957
搞什麼鬼!

268
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,878
只要我們能證明這些罪人還有救

269
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:19,549
整家旅館都會擠滿想上天堂的惡魔

270
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,468
我們只是需要更多時間來證明

271
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,304
–團體交流目前沒用...
–老闆

272
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,514
可以借一步說話嗎?

273
00:13:25,514 --> 00:13:27,098
我們真的要想個辦法繼續進行

274
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:28,183
怎麼了?

275
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:31,228
你我都知道
敏茲只有在她有需要的時候才會出現

276
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:34,064
她是麻煩精
誰知道她招惹到哪個傢伙

277
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,607
才跑來找你?

278
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:39,194
沒有什麼是我處理不了的
別擔心,霍斯克

279
00:13:39,194 --> 00:13:42,197
哪個正常的傢伙會想跟我過不去?

280
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:46,701
但你消失了一段時間
也沒人知道原因

281
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:48,036
他們不需要知道

282
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:51,873
用不著你那毛茸茸的腦子替我操心

283
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,960
你可以擁有我的靈魂
但我不是你他媽的寵物!

284
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,420
你就是啊

285
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,091
你也不是自由身,還敢這麼囂張

286
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,302
你說什麼?

287
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,181
沒什麼,我...

288
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:14,145
你要是敢再這麼說
我就撕碎你的靈魂

289
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:16,231
廣播你的慘叫聲

290
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:21,111
看哪個無恥之徒還敢質疑我

291
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,405
–明白了
–很好

292
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,032
聊得很愉快,我的好兄弟!

293
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,660
很高興能跟你聊天

294
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:33,039
我們幾乎找到了
安吉爾所有藏毒品的地方...幾乎啦

295
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:37,919
解決了這個問題
之後應該會比較順利

296
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,672
是啊,是...沒錯

297
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,091
所以你怎麼看?

298
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,551
–哪件事?
–旅館

299
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:48,638
是啊,真的...好很多了,是不是?

300
00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,850
但我認為這個欄杆還要調整一下

301
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:55,145
不然一推就會跌下去

302
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,938
糟糕,永別了

303
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,858
什麼?不是,我是問整項計畫,爸!

304
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:02,736
你覺得開旅館幫助罪人改過
這個點子怎麼樣?

305
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:08,575
好吧,聽好了
妳能看到別人好的一面,那很棒

306
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:12,162
但這些罪人根本糟糕到不行

307
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:15,874
妳怎麼會以為他們上得了天堂

308
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,588
天堂可不如妳想的那麼無憂無慮

309
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,841
他們規矩一大堆

310
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,926
思想也不是很開放

311
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,847
這些是我們的子民
爸,我...我總得努力看看

312
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:34,225
夏莉,我們的“子民”糟糕透了!

313
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,562
他們有自由意志
看看他們都做了什麼!

314
00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:38,855
太可怕了!

315
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:43,318
我只是不希望
妳為了這種人犧牲自己...

316
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,236
天啊,現在是怎樣?

317
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,946
我就說吧

318
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,031
敏茲!

319
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,992
我們知道妳在裡面,該死的賤人!

320
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,369
可惡

321
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,703
搞什麼鬼?

322
00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,788
怎麼回事?

323
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:58,458
我跟放高利貸的有點糾紛

324
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,378
我大概借了五萬塊吧

325
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:05,090
–妳最好滾出來
–我還偷了一輛車...

326
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,716
開車撞到...

327
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,928
高利貸的女朋友
但那也是那婊子活該!

328
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,681
我的窗戶!

329
00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:15,308
我們被圍攻了!找掩護!

330
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,976
–小心!
–什麼鬼?

331
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:21,773
看到了沒?這正是我說的,夏莉

332
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,235
妳打造出這麼美好的環境
想邀請他們共享

333
00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:29,114
他們只會把暴力和混亂帶到妳家門口

334
00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,825
不管妳抱持多少善意都一樣

335
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,618
他們總會讓妳失望

336
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,286
妮芙緹,快起來

337
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,123
所有人保持安全距離

338
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:39,916
我來處理

339
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,918
不用麻煩,親愛的,交給我吧

340
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,798
是時候我提醒大家我為什麼在這裡了

341
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,926
總算啊,也是等你夠久了

342
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,261
提醒大家

343
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,595
地獄旅館

344
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:56,599
別招惹廣播惡魔

345
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,731
好耶!

346
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,818
看我把你們全吞掉!

347
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:10,947
懂了吧,我不是說了?

348
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,533
夏莉,罪人全都是暴力喪心病狂

349
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,078
一心只想搞破壞跟製造苦難

350
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,205
嘗試救他們根本白費力氣

351
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,500
爸,別說了!他是在保衛這家旅館

352
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:25,003
雖然手段比我預期的殘暴了一點

353
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,838
但他這麼做都是為了幫我

354
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,924
他都對我有信心了
為什麼我自己的父親就沒辦法?

355
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,385
灑狗血

356
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,140
能發洩情緒還真讓人懷念

357
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:43,062
阿拉斯托,真是了不起
一如既往的強大

358
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,815
謝謝你出手幫我這位困頓的老朋友

359
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,150
真是個好朋友

360
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,906
抱歉把這裡搞得一團糟

361
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,451
但小蟲妹妹一定可以打掃乾淨的

362
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:59,120
敏茲,我想妳差不多該走了
現在離開

363
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,165
阿拉斯托,你真愛開玩笑!

364
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,249
你真幽默

365
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,459
我是認真的

366
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:08,463
妳故意把危險帶來旅館
好讓我收拾妳的爛攤子

367
00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:09,964
我不能讓旅館再遭受威脅

368
00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,258
但你就愛照顧人家

369
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,301
幹嘛?

370
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:17,138
你根本不在乎
這個俗氣的地方,不是嗎?

371
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:21,434
少來了,我瞭解你
你這沒心沒肺的王八蛋

372
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,605
要是妳想嘗試改過向善
這裡確實歡迎妳

373
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,192
但我們都知道妳不是那樣的人

374
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,528
所以快走吧

375
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,364
算了!誰需要你?

376
00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:37,951
你就好好跟你那位小公主
還有你的小旅館玩扮家家酒

377
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,661
我才不管

378
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,540
這齣戲還真是越來越好看了

379
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:47,377
爸,幫幫我吧

380
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,963
我...我不能

381
00:18:49,963 --> 00:18:51,631
為什麼不能?

382
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,592
夏莉,妳不懂

383
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,845
天堂從不聽別人請求

384
00:18:56,845 --> 00:19:00,390
他們不聽我的話
當然也不會聽妳的話

385
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,100
你不能確定

386
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,893
我很清楚

387
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:10,608
妳不知道以前

388
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:14,445
我早就嘗試過了

389
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:18,074
我的夢想太難捍衛

390
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:23,538
到頭來

391
00:19:23,538 --> 00:19:26,624
我不想再失去一切

392
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:33,381
我只剩妳這個心肝寶貝,值得我捍衛

393
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:42,015
勝過一切

394
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:44,934
我要好好保護妳,好好呵護妳

395
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:49,355
勝過一切

396
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:52,108
爸,我不需要你的保護

397
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:56,195
我只是不想讓妳跟我當初一樣被擊潰

398
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,530
爸

399
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,576
我小的時候
你是怎麼樣的人我完全不知道

400
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,330
總覺得自己好渺小

401
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:09,626
但你那些故事總能把我迷倒

402
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:16,883
聽著你說那些遠大的夢想

403
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,053
我屏息仔細聽

404
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:26,100
想像有一天我也行

405
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,270
到頭來

406
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:33,107
這就是我對你的印象

407
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:40,073
讓我知道重要的是有夢想就得去追

408
00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:48,289
勝過一切

409
00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:51,376
我需要拯救我的子民

410
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:56,130
勝過一切

411
00:20:56,130 --> 00:21:00,176
我一直很想瞭解妳是怎麼樣的人

412
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,429
我也期待同一件事情

413
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:07,308
看來虎父無犬女這話不假

414
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,770
–你早該懂了吧
–真讓人懷念的笑容

415
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,648
我只希望

416
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:17,318
既然我看明白了

417
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:20,613
我們可以重新來過嗎?

418
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:24,367
別再疏遠了

419
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:27,870
因為到頭來

420
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:31,708
你就是我的一部分

421
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:36,087
無論有什麼挑戰,我都會支持妳追夢

422
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,297
我也別無所求

423
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:45,930
勝過一切

424
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,142
–我很感激你是我的父親
–我很感激妳是我的女兒

425
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:56,858
勝過一切

426
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:02,280
真感人

427
00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,490
好,我可以幫妳安排會議

428
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:09,078
但到時候...我沒辦法陪妳去天堂

429
00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:10,413
可以嗎?

430
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:11,748
我可以的

431
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:12,749
乖女兒

432
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,337
祝妳好運,孩子

433
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:23,551
接下來一定困難重重

434
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:25,303
–妳準備好了嗎?
–我準備好了

435
00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:26,888
因為妳會陪在我身邊

436
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,473
妳是說我會給妳精神上的支持吧?

437
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,891
一起去天堂

438
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,643
好耶

439
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,589
字幕翻譯:蘇君宇

440
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,674
創意監督
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