[upbeat music playing]
[growls]
All right, everyone, here's the plan.
Charlie and I will go to Vox's party as guests.
Baxter, Niffty, Husk and Cherri, you'll sneak into VoxTek
while everyone's distracted using Baxter's key card.
Well, there goes my benefits.
[Vaggie] Once inside, Cherri and Husk, you two split off and find Angel.
And then, once you find him, break the Vees' mind control,
with the power of friendship...
or splash him with water or something.
And if that doesn't work, just knock his ass out and drag him back.
We can figure out the rest once he's safe.
Baxter and Niffty, find the source of Vox's signal and hijack it.
Be careful though, because once Vox is onto you, he'll respond quickly.
Niffty, you're on security duty.
This is our only chance, so guard Baxter with your life.
I can do that.
[Vaggie] Once Baxter's ready, Pentious will take over the broadcast,
showing all of Hell that redemption is possible.
Emily, that's when you make your entrance,
and with Charlie by your side in a show of unity between realms,
everyone will see that fighting isn't the answer... this time.
Yeah!
What about the giant gun?
[Vaggie] I'm glad you asked. While everyone's focused on Charlie and Emily,
I'm going to try to destroy the weapon.
How are you gonna do that?
I'll figure it out!
[mysterious music playing]
Everyone in position?
Good.
Maestro, welcome. Great to see you.
And, Zeezi, always a pleasure. Crushed any major cities lately?
Don't look at me like that, it was funny.
Well, look what we have here.
Everyone, Princess Morningstar. Glad to see you accepted my invitation.
Come on up here where everyone can see you.
Vox, where is my dad? You said he'd be here.
He's around, don't worry.
And I see you brought a date, and an angel no less-- bold move.
I can respect a statement.
[laughs obnoxiously] You're so fucking funny.
[chuckles] I am funny.
Anyway, Princess, hope you're in the mood to celebrate my victory all night.
'Cause tomorrow I'm taking Heaven by force!
Isn't that right, everyone?
[all cheering]
[chanting] Vox! Vox! Vox! Vox!
- [cheering and whooping] - [gasps]
Alastor!
Oh, no, no, no, Princess.
I have a special place for you right here.
- [groans] - Seriously?
Fuck this! I'm done.
Val, you aren't leaving until the press is done.
Then we can fuck off.
Where do I sit?
Who fucking cares?
Charlie, I'm glad we can have this time to put aside our differences
and join together in angelic conquest.
And look, look, look,
I made a collage of all our best moments together to celebrate.
Carmilla.
I don't know what you're doing here but I want no part of it.
I need your help.
What part of "no" do you not understand?
Once Heaven is gone, Vox will still have a doomsday weapon.
And you will be the only one left who knows how to stop it.
How safe do you think you and your girls will be then?
I cannot help you.
Fine. Just don't try to stop me.
And this... and this one is us
when you failed to show any evidence that your hotel works.
[laughing] It's one of my favorites.
You look so stupid!
[intriguing music playing]
♪ ♪
The Pangolins have landed.
Uh, what?
The Vees are distracted.
Then just say that, fuck.
[Emily over radio] I don't know for how long though!
Go now, and hurry!
[exciting music playing]
[beeps]
[soaring music playing]
They're in. Get ready!
Affirmative!
Yeah. There.
That should disable every camera in the building.
However, I would suggest making haste to the penthouse, you two.
[Cherri] Righto!
[Angel Dust groaning]
[Cherri] Fuck.
Angie.
[Baxter] Copy, paste...
[singsongy] highlight.
[muttering] And yep, yep, yep, there goes that.
Get ready, Niffty, I don't think we'll be alone for long.
[clacking and whirring]
And, oh-- Oh!
And when I made your dad back down like a little bitch!
[inhales raggedly] The look on his face was priceless.
What the hell?
Ha-ha! Guess what, fucker.
I have a little surprise for you.
Oh, no, you fucking don't.
Val, Velvette!
[growls]
[crackling]
Uh-uh, I don't think so.
People of Hell, you all know me,
and you also know all the ways I've failed.
But I want to tell you about someone who didn't fail,
someone who proved redemption is possible
even when I couldn't.
Someone named Sir Pentious!
Many of you know Sir Pentious.
I don't.
Okay, well, he was a sinner just like you.
He was also a kind and compassionate individual.
Someone who made mistakes, yes, but someone who did everything he could
to fix them, and he succeeded.
What the fuck?
How do I break you?
[grunts]
[cries out]
Ha-hey! It's you.
It's Char... Charlie's girlfriend!
Ah, what are you doin' here?
Uh, saving you, apparently.
Do you have any idea what you're attached to?
[laughs] No idea, nope,
but it does make my head feel kinda fuzzy though.
[hacking] By the way, is Charlie still mad at me?
Don't worry, I'll get you out.
As soon as I figure out how.
All right, Princess, this is my sh--
Heh, always wanted to do that.
In our battle to defend against Adam and the Exorcist army,
Pentious fought valiantly, and ultimately
- sacrificed his life to protect others. - [beeping]
This noble gesture was enough to prove that his soul was worthy of redemption.
And he is in Heaven and this time I can prove it!
Pentious, Baxter, now!
[both] Affirmative.
[shouts] Jesus!
Am I interrupting something?
A little shark told me the princess sent the fucking Lollipop Guild to stop us.
[laughs] Hilarious.
Wow, you're really pretty, lady.
[scoffs] I know.
But not for long.
[both grunting fiercely]
Ah, you fucking cunt!
[shouts]
Presenting Sir Pentious!
Direct from Heaven here to tell you himself.
- [overlapping muttering] - I don't see anything.
- What are we lookin' at?
Uh... Oh, no, no.
Oh, gosh. Uh, no, no, no, no. What's happening?
Um, uh, excuse me,
we're just having technical difficulties.
Uh, I'll be a minute. Ugh!
Emily, what is going on?
Uh, Husk?
It's time to go.
Come on, Legs, we're getting you out of here.
No. No! Don't fucking touch me.
[distorted voice] Angel, look at us, you know me.
[normal voice] We're here to help.
[Angel Dust] Uh, where am I?
Why would you do that?
Trust me, I've done this before. You're gonna want the vomit sack.
[Angel Dust] Uh, I'm gonna puke.
[Valentino speaking Spanish]
[gasps] Hey!
- Get your hands off my property. - [snaps fingers]
Oh, shit.
Guys, what is going on? Hello?
You lied!
- Yeah, what sinner number one said! - Yeah, I don't like liars.
[overlapping chatter]
No, no, I promise, w-we had a plan and-- [gasps]
[gasping and shouting]
Please, everyone, give us a chance.
I'm here to tell you that Heaven believes in redemption as well
and doesn't want to cause you any more harm.
Leaders of Heaven were led to believe sinners wanted nothing more
than to hurt us.
But now we want nothing more than to make things right.
Heaven believes in the capacity for good inside of each and every one of you.
Yes! You all just need to decide if you believe in yourselves!
Uh... wait.
Why are they looking at us like that?
Nice try, Princess, but you failed again.
These people are mine and their minds aren't changing.
Uh, Baxter? Niffty?
Everyone! What is happening?
Yeah! Stab her in the face! Whoo! Fuck her up!
- [both grunting] - Oh. Uh...
[dramatic music playing]
[both grunting fiercely]
I thought you were the fucking maid!
[panting] Vaggie told me to protect Baxter,
so I will protect Baxter.
[growls, laughs]
[grunts]
You come to my house and touch my things?!
Who the fuck do you think you are?
[gunfire]
[grunting]
Fuck!
[bottles breaking]
[grunts]
Huh?
[Cherri grunts]
- [Vox grunts] - [yelping]
Look at you, leading your friends into disaster yet again.
You are really bad at this.
You are a pale imitation of your mother,
and she would be disgusted at the weak, pitiful
failure you've become.
Say it, Charlie.
Look into the camera, and tell everyone out there that you lost,
and I'm the most powerful sinner in Hell!
Not Lilith, not Alastor, not the Vees.
Me!
Never.
[laughs] Oh, the drama!
You know what? Maybe you should say it, Charlie.
Stroke my friend's ego, he needs it.
What? Alastor, why...?
Ah-ah-ah.
Come on, Charlie.
Do me this one simple favor.
No, don't make me.
Go on, tell everyone he's the strongest.
Vox is the strongest sinner in Hell.
[all cheering and clamoring]
[laughter]
[laughing] Oh, yeah!
Look, Princess, Hell's finally listening to you.
[ominous music playing]
How hard is it to break a box?
Although it is kind of round.
Would this be considered a box? What is a box?
Box. Box, bo-- that's a funny word. Box!
Shit. [grunts]
I'll come back for you.
Oh, Charlie, you have no idea what you've done for me.
All I can say is,
thank you for sucking so much at everything you try to do.
Just...
Thank you.
[laughing maniacally]
You absolute idiot!
The fuck is going on? Get back in your chair!
[cackles]
You swore not to lay your hands on Charlie,
but you just couldn't help yourself, could you?
You fucking creep.
You're always doing that, and I hate it.
What, this? This?
This doesn't count. I didn't hurt her.
I didn't say not to hurt her, you moron.
I said you're not to lay your hands on her,
and you did! You pathetic amateur.
Fucking wordplay?
You tricked me with a fucking technicality?
Seriously?!
Mmm... It worked, didn't it?
Baby, I'm a demon in Hell.
It's kind of our thing.
[sighs] You're nothing if not predictable.
Fuck you!
It doesn't matter that you're free,
I'll just beat your ass back into submission.
[echoing] I am more powerful than I've ever been.
Oh, don't sell yourself short.
You're the most powerful sinner in Hell now.
I have to thank you for that.
Your little power grab helped break another chain that's been holding me back
for quite some time, and now...
we can finally settle this once and for all.
Finally, a fight with you that might be a challenge!
Your screams will make for a satisfying broadcast.
[dramatic music playing]
[roaring]
Broadcast this, fucker!
[shouts]
Ha-ha, bitch!
♪ ♪
You think you can beat me? You've got nothing, bitch!
[grunting]
[steam hissing]
[Vox yells]
[crackling]
- [horn blaring] - [screams]
♪ ♪
[laughing] Aussie slut!
[groaning]
Cherri!
Come on, gato pendejo.
[cackles]
You ready for your money shot, whores?!
[Husk] Cherri, watch out!
Fuck. What's the plan, Husk?
You know, Angel told me once Val's eyes are shit.
Ha. Say no more.
Fuck you, Valentino!
- [explosion] - Ah!
[triumphant music playing]
You fucking cunts!
[grunts]
This is for the shit you pulled with Angel!
Angel, baby, a little help, please.
Eat this, motherfucker!
[straining] Angie? What the fuck?
[Valentino laughing]
[cackling]
- [straining] - [grunting]
Angel? Angel, stop! We're your friends!
Not the time for the power of friendship.
Ow! Oh, what the fuck?!
Husk, did you just punch me?
Wait, why are you here?
Oh, shit! Cherri, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
Say goodbye, gato.
- Goodbye. - What?
Oh, fu--
[screaming]
[gurgling]
Ow.
You stole my thing, dickhead.
[ominous music playing]
[grunting]
Get the fuck off me!
[Alastor shouts]
- Hello. - SHOCK.WAV!
[laughs]
Vox, you still can't take me one-on-one.
You need your little doggy?
No, no, no, no, no!
Damn it!
Aah, bad shark-dog-thing.
Smile for the camera, bitch!
Whoa!
[grunting]
Oh, shit, the bad tingles are back! The bad tingles are back!
[dramatic music playing]
[screaming]
- [gasps] No, stop! - Those sinners need help.
We need to do something!
I'll save you!
No, come here!
Here, take my hand!
Come with me!
[Vaggie grunting]
[both grunting]
Sit still, you stupid insect!
You hit like a girl. [giggles]
[grunting continues]
That's it!
[laughing]
- What the fuck?! - [cackles]
Mad scientist, bitch!
Bye-bye!
Come on, come on.
Just... just a little bit more, and...
- Smart boy, are you okay? - Almost there. Come on. Come on.
Yes! Niffty, I got the broadcast back!
Well, shit. What do we do now?
I'm not sure.
Without the servers, I can't receive the signal.
Our only hope is that Pentious can rig something so overwhelmingly powerful,
that he can force it down here.
Let's just hope he's as smart as you think he is.
Sir Pentious?
I heard! I heard! I'm inventing as fast as I can.
Oh, fuck, that's the longest I've ever edged.
I'm pretty sure Vox is, like, losing his shit.
[laughing maniacally]
Damn, papi.
No!
Ah! Fucking break already!
Carmilla?
Lift that panel and cut that wire. I'll work on the back.
Ha!
[grunting]
- [overlapping, frantic chatter] - He lied! He's a traitor!
- Get him! - I'll be back for season three!
- He's a liar! - [overlapping chatter]
Oh, fuck! Okay, no. Ah!
[crackling]
You will not take this away from me!
[dramatic music playing]
[screaming]
[gasping] You saved me!
Stupid cursed... Get this fucking thing away from me!
Alastor, no!
[screaming]
Emily! Abel, prepare your army.
Sera, you mustn't!
Please! Give me more time!
I can do this!
Are you sure?
Positive. Trust me.
Very well, but please get Emily out of there!
[dramatic music playing]
Oh-ho-ho, three for the price of one.
You've just been fucking canceled.
Vox, stop! Firing anymore will overload the weapon.
[Vox] Then I better make these shots count!
You idiot, if it overloads, it will blow,
taking you, us, and half the pentagram with it.
You know what? [cackles]
Fuck Hell, fuck Heaven, and fuck all of you.
As long as I wipe that smile off Alastor's fucking face,
I don't care what happens.
[cackling]
Fuck!
You are not fucking killing us over that stupid deer!
It's over, ya dumb fuck!
Fuck that. This is my moment,
my fucking destiny.
I'm a fucking god!
[shouting]
We're leaving!
Fuck.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no, we have to get people to safety, we-we need to...
It's no use, we won't get clear in time.
Emily! Can you...
Emily?
[crackling]
[breathing heavily]
[sighs]
[straining]
[panting]
- [♪ "Hear My Hope"] - ♪ Hear my hope ♪
♪ Let it echo ♪
♪ in every soul that needs ♪
♪ something to believe ♪
♪ Take my hand ♪
♪ Never let go ♪
♪ Even one soft sound ♪
♪ can shake the hardest ground ♪
♪ And even if we die striving to find the peace we lost ♪
♪ at least we'll know we tried ♪
♪ didn't stand by with fingers crossed ♪
♪ Raise your voice ♪
♪ Light the fire ♪
♪ till our hopes and fears ♪
♪ reach a billion ears ♪
♪ Lend your breath ♪
♪ Join the choir ♪
♪ Let the music span ♪
♪ o'er this broken land ♪
♪ And many years from now ♪
♪ if any live to hear this song ♪
♪ A story about how all Hell joined hands and sang along ♪
♪ It begins with just one note ♪
♪ A crescendo till the end ♪
♪ no matter what it takes to stay afloat ♪
♪ Hear my hope ♪
[laughing maniacally]
♪ What are you doing here? ♪
♪ I'm here to finish what I started ♪
♪ Let's get Emily and go ♪
No! ♪ How can you be so cold-hearted? ♪
♪ Everybody dies if we don't do this ♪
- ♪ And so be it, don't resist ♪ - Or what?
- ♪ I'll take your other eye ♪ - Just try.
♪ Lute, this isn't what we talked about ♪
- ♪ Abel, please! ♪ - ♪ We don't have time for this ♪
♪ Shut your mouth, abomination! ♪
- [Vaggie] Abel, you can stop this. - [Charlie] Abel...
- [Emily] Abel, please! - Enough!
[distorted shout]
♪ Can't breathe, vision's gettin' blurry now ♪
♪ Nosebleed, never been so worried ♪
♪ How'm I supposed to handle the pressure ♪
♪ It would be better if I were anybody else ♪
♪ Dear Dad, tell me what you would've done ♪
♪ Too bad that I'm not your braver son ♪
♪ Why'd I have to be picked to lead? ♪
♪ I wish that I could be anybody else! ♪
♪ I'm supposed to do something ♪
♪ Am I, am I supposed to do something? ♪
♪ Do I run? Do I dare? Can I grant my own prayer? ♪
♪ Get a grip, grow a pair ♪
♪ Let me stop you right there ♪
♪ There's no cause for attack ♪
♪ Swallow your pride, cast your blood lust aside ♪
♪ Bitch, you better fall back! ♪
I can't hold it much longer.
- We got you. - ♪ We need to be stronger ♪
♪ We've done all we can, there's no way ♪
♪ No way ♪
♪ There's no one left to save the day ♪
♪ It's okay ♪
♪ You would risk your life ♪
♪ for souls that Heaven sought to kill ♪
♪ We cannot just stand by ♪
♪ It's time to match your strength of will ♪
♪ Hear my hope ♪
♪ Save us from harm ♪
♪ Let it echo ♪
- ♪ in every soul that needs ♪ - ♪ Lay down our arms ♪
♪ something to believe ♪
♪ Take my hand ♪
- ♪ just for a day ♪ - ♪ Never let go ♪
- ♪ Even one soft sound ♪ - ♪ Put war away ♪
♪ can shake the hardest ground ♪
♪ Why don't you help them, you double-dealing manipulator? ♪
♪ What's in it for me? ♪
♪ I don't work for free ♪
♪ You want help, well, you know the fee ♪
♪ I will not reward a snake like you ♪
♪ You'll watch them die unless you do ♪
♪ Liar, you wouldn't dare ♪
♪ Quid pro quo, it's only fair ♪
♪ You really are a demon, pet ♪
♪ You knew my game the day we met ♪
♪ Hear my hope ♪
♪ Let it thunder ♪
♪ across this prideful ring ♪
♪ till every last soul sings ♪
Ah, fuck it, come on.
♪ Take my hand ♪
- ♪ We'll take your hand ♪ - ♪ Feel the wonder ♪
Wait, what?
♪ In perfect harmony ♪
- ♪ we'll change our destiny ♪ - ♪ Not what we planned ♪
What the fuck is happening?
♪ And many years from now, if any live to hear this song ♪
- ♪ If we live ♪ - Stop that right now!
♪ The story about how we learned together we are strong ♪
- No, no, no, no, no! - ♪ It began with just one note ♪
[Vox] Stop it! I hate this!
♪ A crescendo till the end, no matter what it takes ♪
[Vox] You're ruining everything!
♪ Hear my hope! ♪
[cheering and applause]
- Ooh, that's pretty. - [overlapping chatter]
Now that is a magical song-- Tom, did you get all that gay shit?
So, we're never fucking talking about this shit ever again, right?
[overlapping agreements]
- I'm gonna go with no. Hell no. - Agreed.
- Ah! Emily, holy fuck, we did it! - [squealing]
The power of friendship is strong within us!
Ah, come, bella, I knew you would come to thine senses.
- [groaning] - Dad?
[coughs] Don't go down there! It's a place of pain.
[groans]
Eureka! Sera, if you please...
[whirring]
People of Hell, hear me!
I am the great and redeemed Sir Pentious,
and I am here to tell you I live!
And... I'm a good boy now.
She was right!
- [cheering and whooping] - It worked!
Pentious?
We must avoid a war with Heaven at all costs,
Vox must be stopped. Your very souls could depend on--
Pentious! Holy shit, it's you! [screams]
We're-we're good actually, but it is good to see you!
You-you look cuter. Heaven looks really good on you.
Charlie! Oh. Oh, splendid. Well...
Um, okay, jolly good then.
Um, okay, everyone, uh, well...
keep up the good work and, um...
okay, hope to see you up here soon.
Oi, dumbcunt!
Cherri? Miss Bomb!
Oh, I can't tell you how long I've been wanting to speak with you one more time.
So... how's it going?
How's it going?
You kiss me, you die for me,
become the first redeemed sinner,
and "how's it going?"
You fucking died on me, asshole!
Well, I... well, you...
Y-Yes.
Pfft, you... you're... you're a fucking dork.
Never mind how I am, tell me about Heaven.
You get in any good fights lately? You better not have some new rival.
Certainly not, they kind of frown on violence and death machines up here.
It's quite nice though. You'd really like it, I think.
Curses, my signal might go out soon, but, Cherri,
I'm so happy to have seen you again.
Back atcha. Take care of yourself!
Well, seems like I got a little carried away.
You guys, you guys know me, right? [laughs]
[inhales sharply] How's my approval rating?
Oh, my God.
I'm not talking to you.
[Cherri] What a loser, right?
All right, Angie, before you start, I don't want to hear a thing
about Pentious-- Angie?
Angel? Where are you going?
- Back. - [scoffs]
Back where?
Back-- back to my job, back to my life, back...
back to Val.
You can't be serious. Angel, we saved you so you could come home.
- [Angel Dust] I can't. - [Cherri] Angie,
what the fuck are you talking about? You're free now.
I'm not!
I never was.
I mean, do you have any idea what they made me do?
They had me rattin' on the hotel for...
I don't even know how long.
You're not safe around me!
Oh, that's bullshit! Come on, Angel. We can help you.
No, you can't!
This whole time I thought I had a choice.
What a fucking joke.
You do have a choice.
I didn't when I had my hands around your neck, and I don't now.
The last choice I ever got to make was when I signed my soul away.
Angel, please, don't.
- I'm sorry, just do me a favor... - Angel.
- ...and forget you ever knew me. - Angie, no!
Please! I-- come back.
It's okay, Husk. He'll be back.
Don't worry.
[line ringing]
[automated voice] The account holder on this line is unavailable...
or they're avoiding you. Leave a message.
Hey, Mom, it's me. Hope you're doing well.
Uh, you can delete all 47 voicemails I left you because guess what happened!
Things are finally looking up at the hotel,
now that the threat of extermination... and war has ended.
So many people want to check in,
and for the right reasons this time.
There's so many of them, I could never handle it alone.
Luckily, I'm not alone.
Are you sure about this? This place only works because of you.
And it only survived because of you.
This place is my dream, Vaggie,
but it'll only work if the right people are in the right place.
Here. Are you sure about the name this time?
Positive.
[Charlie] Alastor came back, safe and sound,
and he's in a much better mood.
It seems he has found something else to entertain him here.
Speaking of entertainment,
somehow, despite everything Vox did,
the other Vees were able to spin it yet again.
In other news, everyone's favorite filmmaker Valentino
stepped up during the recent crisis
and protected our city from both an angelic terrorist attack
as well as a quote, "minorly malfunctioning VoxTek product
that we are not legally liable for, so fuck you and stop asking."
Yeah, I guess I, like, saved everyone.
Do I know Vox?
No. Never heard of him.
The future of VoxTek is looking bright.
VoxTek-- we might need to change our company name.
[Charlie] Anyway, I'm still learning to let these things go. [laughs]
We're all still processing Angel's absence, things just...
aren't the same without him here.
But we have a lot of new people to help redeem.
And with Emily's help, Heaven seems closer than ever.
I hear things in Heaven are going well.
Panic among the winners subsided quickly.
I guess it's easy to let things go when you live in paradise.
If anything, they seem excited at the idea of new arrivals from the other side.
What? What is that? Is that... is that for me?
Oh! Oh, ha...
[Charlie] Overall, things are going great.
I'm great, I just... wish you were here.
Vox tried to convince me your dream was different than I remember,
but if you could just... see this...
I think you'd be really proud.
Dad's proud.
Anyway, I love you, Mom. Give me a call when you can.
- Bye. - [phone beeps]
[phone buzzing]
[gasps]
Mom?
[upbeat music playing]
[neighing]
[whip cracks]
-Bento. - [cheering]