1 00:00:03,969 --> 00:00:06,439 Kids from my dojo told me to get an Apple. 2 00:00:06,473 --> 00:00:07,339 You sold me a lemon. 3 00:00:07,373 --> 00:00:08,908 The piece of shit won't even turn on. 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:11,010 First of all, it's a Dell, 5 00:00:11,044 --> 00:00:12,111 and it's not broken. 6 00:00:12,145 --> 00:00:13,913 Have you tried pressing the power button? 7 00:00:13,946 --> 00:00:15,715 Yeah, of course. I'm not an idiot. 8 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:26,526 Have you seriously never owned a computer before? 9 00:00:26,559 --> 00:00:28,128 Yeah. I'm not a nerd. 10 00:00:31,563 --> 00:00:32,999 All right. 11 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,401 Let's see what you got. 12 00:00:39,505 --> 00:00:41,341 Move, stupid arrow. 13 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:42,709 Bullshit. 14 00:00:43,375 --> 00:00:45,245 Where the hell is the Internet? 15 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:50,449 Oh, shit. 16 00:00:50,482 --> 00:00:52,151 Yeah, asshole, I clicked all the buttons. 17 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:53,553 I still can't find the Internet. 18 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:55,821 Have you tried connecting to the Wi-Fi? 19 00:00:55,855 --> 00:00:56,823 Obviously. 20 00:00:58,090 --> 00:00:59,292 What's "Wi-Fi"? 21 00:00:59,325 --> 00:01:02,128 Dude, this is a pawn shop, not the Geek Squad. 22 00:01:02,161 --> 00:01:03,496 Figure it out. 23 00:01:37,063 --> 00:01:38,131 What? 24 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,833 Truth? 25 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:43,169 I knew it. 26 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:45,204 You're next. 27 00:01:49,175 --> 00:01:50,810 That gets a thumbs-up. 28 00:01:56,682 --> 00:01:58,585 You've gotta block that! 29 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,989 Ugh. Stupid ads. 30 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:07,960 Inner peace, focus, balance. 31 00:02:07,993 --> 00:02:10,963 These are just some of the skills that you will master 32 00:02:10,996 --> 00:02:12,699 when you join Miyagi-Do Karate. 33 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:13,900 I'm Daniel LaRusso, 34 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:17,136 and before I was the number-one auto dealer in the Valley... 35 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:18,438 What the hell? 36 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:20,840 ...I was two-time All Valley under-18 champion. 37 00:02:20,873 --> 00:02:24,110 Now, you can learn the secrets of Okinawan karate, 38 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,180 true karate, by joining the Miyagi-Do team. 39 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:28,614 Son of a bitch. 40 00:02:28,647 --> 00:02:32,185 Don't be a snake in the grass, be a champion. 41 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,454 Tweet us at #TeamMiyagiDo. 42 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:38,858 And all lessons are free. That's right, free. 43 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:42,662 Because at Miyagi-Do, it's not about the money. 44 00:02:42,695 --> 00:02:44,430 It's about the karate. 45 00:03:04,183 --> 00:03:05,251 Um... 46 00:03:06,318 --> 00:03:08,421 Mulligan, send it back. 47 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:10,022 There's no mulligans in volleyball. 48 00:03:10,055 --> 00:03:10,924 Says you. 49 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:13,326 Water break. 50 00:03:16,729 --> 00:03:17,630 "Cobra Kai"? 51 00:03:17,663 --> 00:03:19,599 You guys won that karate tournament, right? 52 00:03:22,334 --> 00:03:25,405 The All Valley... The Rumble in Reseda? 53 00:03:26,038 --> 00:03:27,606 Yes, uh, 54 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,375 we, uh... We certainly did. 55 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:31,711 Cool. 56 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:34,614 We're gonna go for a swim, but maybe play with you later? 57 00:03:35,615 --> 00:03:36,616 Most def. 58 00:03:37,984 --> 00:03:39,718 Uh, that means "most definitely." 59 00:03:42,187 --> 00:03:44,224 Look at you, player. 60 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,927 It'd be nice if you actually earned the Cobra Kai cred you're so happy to take. 61 00:03:48,961 --> 00:03:50,496 When are you ever gonna sign up? 62 00:03:50,529 --> 00:03:51,764 I don't know. 63 00:03:51,797 --> 00:03:54,100 I'm kind of enjoying the gain without the pain. 64 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:55,300 Hawk. 65 00:03:55,334 --> 00:03:56,935 Hey, there's the man. 66 00:03:56,969 --> 00:03:58,471 What's up? 67 00:03:59,171 --> 00:04:01,073 No. No more of this. 68 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,341 Look, it's a beautiful day out, 69 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,876 the beach is packed with babes. 70 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:04,811 No more sulking about Sam. 71 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:07,380 I'm not sulking about Sam. It's about Sensei. 72 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:10,215 Is this about his rap sheet? My parents read it online. 73 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:12,318 I think it makes him more badass. 74 00:04:12,351 --> 00:04:13,853 It's about him and Robby Keene. 75 00:04:18,491 --> 00:04:20,259 And let's lean more into the Fourth of July. 76 00:04:20,292 --> 00:04:21,961 More red, white and blue, more fireworks. 77 00:04:21,994 --> 00:04:23,529 Valley Fest is gonna be even bigger this year, 78 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,131 so we really want to stand out, okay? 79 00:04:25,164 --> 00:04:26,632 Mmm-hmm. 80 00:04:26,665 --> 00:04:28,868 I brought lunch for my favorite CEO. 81 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:34,040 Come on, you can't stay mad forever. 82 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,008 And why would I be mad? 83 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,511 Just because my husband spent half our Q3 marketing budget 84 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,546 on a commercial for his karate gym? 85 00:04:40,579 --> 00:04:42,915 Uh... You know it's called a dojo. 86 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:45,651 Look, the dealership is gonna get all 87 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:47,653 the publicity it needs from Valley Fest. 88 00:04:47,686 --> 00:04:50,857 For Miyagi-Do, this commercial could be a real game-changer. 89 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,160 Is this a midlife crisis? 90 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:55,928 Is that what this is? 91 00:04:55,961 --> 00:04:57,863 Is it like the time that Jessica Bluestein's husband started that ska band 92 00:04:57,896 --> 00:05:00,766 and then shacked up with a Pilates instructor half his age? 93 00:05:00,799 --> 00:05:01,801 Look. 94 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:05,437 I'm sorry. I'm sorry I made the commercial 95 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:06,572 without discussing it with you. 96 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,708 I promise I won't ever do that again. 97 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:10,442 Thank you. 98 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:13,312 I just need to amp things up now that John Kreese is back. 99 00:05:13,345 --> 00:05:15,248 You know, Johnny Lawrence is one thing, 100 00:05:15,281 --> 00:05:16,882 but Kreese? That guy's dangerous. 101 00:05:16,915 --> 00:05:19,752 Oh, yeah, real dangerous. A geriatric karate coach. 102 00:05:19,785 --> 00:05:23,056 Amanda, this is a man who literally faked his own death. 103 00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,057 Twice, apparently. 104 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:25,991 I know it sounds nuts, 105 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,660 but that's the kind of psychopath we're dealing with here. 106 00:05:28,728 --> 00:05:30,196 Okay, I never thought I'd say this, Daniel, 107 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:33,532 but I kind of miss the simple days of dicks on billboards. 108 00:05:33,565 --> 00:05:35,835 Hey, Sensei? Huh? 109 00:05:35,868 --> 00:05:37,169 Saw the commercial. 110 00:05:37,202 --> 00:05:39,238 Almost makes me want to get my karate on. 111 00:05:39,271 --> 00:05:42,641 Oh, and for the record, I do not think that you're guilty of cultural appropriation. 112 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,177 Cultural what? What are you even talking about? 113 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:46,578 You can suck up all you want, Anoush, 114 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,314 but you are not going back to Encino. 115 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,915 We need you here in North Hollywood. 116 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,717 I'm not a North Hollywood guy. 117 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:53,886 My skin is way too sensitive for tattoos. 118 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,321 "Asian whitewashing"? 119 00:05:55,354 --> 00:05:59,091 They're calling me "Daniel LaRacist" on here. 120 00:05:59,124 --> 00:06:02,361 "Stereotypical music." That was Mr. Miyagi's favorite song. 121 00:06:02,394 --> 00:06:04,030 Look, don't worry about that, okay? 122 00:06:04,063 --> 00:06:06,465 Some people have nothing better to do than to post negative comments. 123 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,400 The important thing is, you got a lot of likes. 124 00:06:08,434 --> 00:06:10,403 Sure, some of those are probably bots, 125 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:12,972 but you'll definitely get a bunch of students. 126 00:06:17,843 --> 00:06:20,846 So, I did a deep-dive online, and you were right. 127 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,681 Sensei is definitely Keene's father. 128 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,885 I just don't understand why he wouldn't tell us. 129 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,487 I don't know. 130 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,424 But it explains why he's giving us shit for kicking Keene's ass at the tournament. 131 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:33,726 Show no mercy, unless it's his son. 132 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:36,896 Then we gotta be pussies. 133 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:40,666 You guys, have you seen the commercial? 134 00:06:40,699 --> 00:06:44,103 Sam's dad started his own dojo and he disses Cobra Kai. 135 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:49,876 Because at Miyagi-Do, it's not about the money. 136 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,176 It's about the karate. 137 00:06:51,209 --> 00:06:54,546 "Free karate." How am I supposed to compete with that? 138 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,916 "Snake in the grass." He's talking about us. 139 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,317 "Miyagi-Do." 140 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:00,919 I should've taken care of that old bastard when I had the chance. 141 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,722 Wait, why are we paying for karate 142 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:04,524 if this other guy's giving it away for free? 143 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:06,792 This is an act of war. 144 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:09,161 It demands an immediate response. 145 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,530 I know what it needs. 146 00:07:11,763 --> 00:07:13,866 And I know exactly what I'm gonna do. 147 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,777 Remember, keep moving in a circle. 148 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,712 You know, I did make it to the All Valley finals. 149 00:07:26,745 --> 00:07:29,148 That's just 'cause you didn't have to get through me. 150 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:33,453 Listen, I wanna thank you. 151 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:35,521 For what? 152 00:07:35,554 --> 00:07:37,956 Last week, I had no hot water. 153 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:40,158 This week, I have a Jacuzzi in my backyard. 154 00:07:40,192 --> 00:07:43,295 Well, I wouldn't get too excited. We did find a dead possum in there. 155 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:46,032 Seriously. 156 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:47,566 Thank you. 157 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:48,901 It's been a little rough lately, 158 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:51,737 and it's nice to have people look out for you. 159 00:07:53,338 --> 00:07:54,807 That's what friends do. 160 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,344 Not all friends. 161 00:07:58,377 --> 00:08:01,247 All right, guys. Enough chitchat. Let's see where you're at. 162 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:06,351 Good afternoon. 163 00:08:06,385 --> 00:08:08,554 Hey, uh, we're looking for a Miyagi-Do? 164 00:08:09,187 --> 00:08:10,489 You're in the right place. 165 00:08:10,523 --> 00:08:12,091 The commercial said lessons are free? 166 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,526 They sure are. 167 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:15,962 You guys ready to get started? 168 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,530 Yeah. 169 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,530 Great. 170 00:08:18,564 --> 00:08:19,965 Have a couple cans of paint out front. 171 00:08:19,998 --> 00:08:22,401 The fence back here could use a fresh coat. 172 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:23,870 Robby'll show ya. 173 00:08:25,204 --> 00:08:26,505 You want us to paint your fence? 174 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,707 Keep an open mind, guys. It'll all make sense later. 175 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:31,210 In order to fully learn Miyagi-Do Karate, 176 00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:35,982 you have to unlearn your misconceptions about what constitutes training. 177 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,383 I knew this was bullshit. 178 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:41,721 This was all just some scam to get kids to do your yard work, huh? 179 00:08:41,754 --> 00:08:43,455 No, no, no, this is part of the process. 180 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:45,357 Yeah. "The process." 181 00:08:45,390 --> 00:08:46,759 My mom was right. 182 00:08:46,792 --> 00:08:48,326 With car salesmen, you always gotta read the fine print. 183 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,863 I'm not trying to sell you anything. I'm trying to teach you karate. 184 00:08:51,897 --> 00:08:54,267 Come on. Let's go check out that place with the snake. 185 00:09:01,907 --> 00:09:06,846 There's a lot of talk going around the Valley about free karate. 186 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,615 But everyone knows that in life, you get what you pay for. 187 00:09:10,649 --> 00:09:12,218 You wanna really kick the competition? 188 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:18,324 Then you need to get your ass over to Cobra Kai. 189 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:20,058 Screw that lame meditation bullshit. 190 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:24,797 What you need is bone-crunching, face-smashing, good ol' American karate. 191 00:09:27,566 --> 00:09:29,067 Enough about self-defense. 192 00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:30,636 Learn self-offense! 193 00:09:31,303 --> 00:09:32,538 Don't be a pussy. 194 00:09:32,571 --> 00:09:33,873 Join Cobra Kai, 195 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:37,677 and let me teach you the way of the fist. 196 00:09:39,277 --> 00:09:40,512 And cut. 197 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,615 All right, did we get it? 198 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,615 I think so. 199 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,116 All right, great. 200 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:45,818 Just make sure the Cobra Kai snake comes in at the end, all right? 201 00:09:45,851 --> 00:09:47,219 I want it to really pop. 202 00:09:48,220 --> 00:09:49,722 Make it chrome. 203 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:51,456 And throw Thunderstruck under it. 204 00:09:51,489 --> 00:09:54,159 I'm pretty sure the rights for that song will cost too much. 205 00:09:54,193 --> 00:09:56,695 No, I already own it. Cassette's in the car. 206 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:59,064 Oh. And put one of those hash browns at the end. 207 00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:01,800 You know, like, "Hash brown, Team Cobra Kai" or something. 208 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,803 And then send it to the Internet! 209 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,206 Hey, tell that fat piece of crap Zakarian 210 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,574 to get the rest of this shit out of here. 211 00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,343 I got a lot of new students coming in. 212 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:13,211 This isn't a storage locker anymore. 213 00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:14,814 Sensei, can we talk to you about something? 214 00:10:14,847 --> 00:10:16,815 Look, if it's about the infomercial, I know. 215 00:10:16,848 --> 00:10:18,517 It's not about the commercial. 216 00:10:18,550 --> 00:10:20,052 It's about Robby Keene. 217 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:23,189 What about him? 218 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:25,391 I saw his picture on your refrigerator. 219 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:27,960 I wasn't snooping, 220 00:10:29,027 --> 00:10:30,863 but we know he's your son. 221 00:10:32,197 --> 00:10:35,267 That's why you got mad at us after the tournament, right? 222 00:10:36,768 --> 00:10:38,204 Is that what you think? 223 00:10:40,038 --> 00:10:41,073 Um... 224 00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:44,076 Yeah, Robby's my son, 225 00:10:45,744 --> 00:10:49,448 but that has nothing to do with how I run my dojo. 226 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:52,118 It's also none of your damn business, do you understand? 227 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:55,921 Yes, Sensei. 228 00:10:57,189 --> 00:11:00,158 But, Sensei, I... 229 00:10:57,189 --> 00:11:00,158 "But" nothing. 230 00:11:00,191 --> 00:11:01,093 Get out. 231 00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:03,295 You two clean mats for the rest of the week. 232 00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,937 Something else, Mr. Diaz? 233 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,142 No. 234 00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,092 Okay. Okay. 235 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,260 All right, all right. All right, that's great now. 236 00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:36,395 Stay right there. 237 00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:39,431 Oh, hey, Sensei, how's it going? 238 00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:39,431 It's been better. 239 00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:41,233 These kids have no patience. 240 00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,470 They see a paintbrush and sandpaper and they take off. 241 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:48,173 I just wish they could see the forest for the trees, you know what I mean? 242 00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:51,243 Check. Check, one. Check. 243 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,578 Maybe you can give 'em a demonstration, you know? 244 00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,014 Give them the old razzle-dazzle. 245 00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,049 That's... 246 00:11:58,283 --> 00:11:59,785 That's not a bad idea. 247 00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,820 No, Daniel, I was kidding. 248 00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,820 No, no, no. 249 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,556 Think about it. Valley Fest is huge. 250 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,325 You know how much business this event always drives to the dealership. 251 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,994 If I could just get those eyeballs on the dojo... 252 00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:11,196 You could siphon business from our dealership? 253 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,832 No, no, not siphon. 254 00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:14,900 Synergize. 255 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:17,335 Synergize, a karate demonstration. 256 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:21,640 Right here, the students and Sensei of Miyagi-Do Karate 257 00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:25,444 as brought to you by LaRusso Auto Group. 258 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,913 It's a home run. 259 00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:33,486 Well, I know the customers would love to see you in that gi. 260 00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,489 Just the customers, huh? 261 00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,230 The donut shop's throwing away fritters, 262 00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,733 but you keep your paws off my bounty. 263 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,834 Can you just be homeless somewhere else? 264 00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,570 You taking me home, baby? 265 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,506 Yeah, you wish. 266 00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,506 Wow! 267 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,276 I gotta tell you, 268 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,179 it doesn't look good. 269 00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:04,016 LaRusso training your son like his own. 270 00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,451 Thanks for your concern. 271 00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,255 Not sure how you put up with that. 272 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,861 You should be training that boy. 273 00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:18,097 Hey, it's never gonna happen, all right? 274 00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,967 Hey, never say "never," okay? 275 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,604 I never thought I'd see Cobra Kai again in my life. 276 00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:29,508 It took my best student to remind me that anything is possible. 277 00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,180 I guess it's good you still got that Mexican. 278 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,316 Miguel's from Ecuador. 279 00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,417 Six of one. 280 00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,521 Better hope that LaRusso doesn't sink his mitts into him. 281 00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:56,035 Hey, Sensei. What's going on? 282 00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:57,937 Let's go for a ride. 283 00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,213 Good, huh? 284 00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,213 Yeah. 285 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,216 Secret's the chopped onions. 286 00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:11,916 Sal keeps it simple. 287 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,119 None of that veggie crap. 288 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,422 Just a hot grill and some quality chuck. 289 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,530 You see that building over there? 290 00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,632 The hospital? 291 00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,501 That's where Robby was born. 292 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,673 February 4th, 2002. 293 00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,075 It was a Monday. 294 00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,979 His mom was in labor for 17 hours. 295 00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,448 It must've been crazy. 296 00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:45,951 Yeah, I'm sure it was. 297 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,222 I wasn't there. 298 00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:54,927 And... 299 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,763 My mom had just died. 300 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,965 I was a real mess. 301 00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,268 I never knew my father, so she was all I had. 302 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,306 Next thing I know, I'm gonna be a dad. 303 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,442 Scared the shit out of me. 304 00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:18,283 So, instead of being up there welcoming him into the world, 305 00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:21,419 I was down here, soaking up the booze from a three-day bender, 306 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,423 trying to get the courage to walk across the street. 307 00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:27,559 I never got there. 308 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,969 I failed my kid 309 00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:41,373 on his very first day in this world, 310 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,577 and I've been failing him every day since. 311 00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:48,514 Sensei, this is personal stuff. You don't have to tell me. 312 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,481 No, I... 313 00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:51,650 I should've told you a long time ago. 314 00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:57,623 It's one of the most painful things in my life. 315 00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:01,193 But one of the best things 316 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,629 has been teaching you, 317 00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:08,534 and I want you to know, no matter what happens, I promise... 318 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,638 I'll always be on your side, 319 00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:16,275 and I'll always have your best interests at heart. 320 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,510 Thank you. 321 00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:19,611 Yeah, all right. 322 00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,416 Sorry. 323 00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:29,354 What is it? 324 00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:29,354 It's from Aisha. 325 00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:33,058 She heard that Miyagi-Do is doing some sort of demo at Valley Fest. 326 00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,196 Oh, they are, huh? 327 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,755 Actually, can you not... Can you leave it in a little bit longer? Thank you. 328 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,964 You know, I've been forecasting all week 329 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,033 that it's gonna be a real scorcher. 330 00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:16,101 But I promise... 331 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,103 Hey, guys. Thanks for doing this. 332 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,405 How you feeling? 333 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,739 It's a little short notice, but I think we got it. 334 00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,274 Good, good. 335 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,809 I was thinking, for the finale, I could do some kind of flip kick. 336 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,278 Nah, don't worry about the finale. I got it covered. 337 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,280 What's that for? 338 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,315 That? 339 00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:35,521 You'll see. 340 00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,245 All right, all right, all right! 341 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:03,215 Coming up next, do I have a treat for you. 342 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,351 Please direct your attention to the LaRusso Auto Group 343 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:11,056 for a presentation from Miyagi-Do Karate. 344 00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,691 All right! 345 00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:46,291 Is there gonna be any fighting? 346 00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,660 I think so. 347 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,105 That's called a bo. 348 00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,509 That's what Donatello used to use when he... 349 00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,545 He was my favorite Turtle, so... 350 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,704 And now, time for the grand finale. 351 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,482 Cobra Kai! 352 00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,619 Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! 353 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,165 What the hell is going on here? 354 00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,720 More sparks. 355 00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,656 Cobras, show them what real karate looks like! 356 00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,765 Yes! 357 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,868 Noice! 358 00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,036 Right here. 359 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,344 Cobras, light it up! 360 00:21:38,429 --> 00:21:41,599 Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! 361 00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:45,870 Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! 362 00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:47,506 You did it, Sensei. 363 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,808 No, we did it. 364 00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:22,440 I thought my last group of recruits was pathetic. 365 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,143 Which one of you has the balls to take on the champ? 366 00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:26,277 I'll take him on. 367 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,979 Game on. 368 00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:30,381 Look, I've tried everything to promote Miyagi-Do. 369 00:22:30,414 --> 00:22:33,418 If this doesn't work, nothing will. 370 00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,653 Cobra Kai's more popular. 371 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,422 All right? We need to show them we can fight, too. 372 00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,958 It was aggravated assault, Eli. 373 00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,593 Snitches get stitches. 374 00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,463 The key is making your enemy think you are retreating. 375 00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,263 That's when you strike the hardest.