1 00:00:03,369 --> 00:00:05,872 No, you don't understand. 2 00:00:05,905 --> 00:00:08,608 My son is getting bullied every day. 3 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:10,643 Yeah, they call him names. 4 00:00:11,244 --> 00:00:15,514 "Freak," "loser," "shitlip." 5 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:16,750 It's not right. 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,353 You have to do something about this. 7 00:00:24,257 --> 00:00:25,858 You're gonna make an announcement? 8 00:00:25,891 --> 00:00:28,862 Don't have them make an announcement. 9 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,064 Just, please keep his name out of it. 10 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,766 I don't want him to be embarrassed. 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,635 I'm sure that this will nip it in the bud. 12 00:00:36,602 --> 00:00:37,670 Uh-huh. 13 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,540 Do you realize what you've done? 14 00:00:40,573 --> 00:00:44,043 The school needed to know that this behavior should not be tolerated. 15 00:00:44,076 --> 00:00:45,378 Don't you get it? They're never going to stop 16 00:00:45,411 --> 00:00:48,147 making fun of me because I'm a loser. 17 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:49,448 That's not true. 18 00:00:49,482 --> 00:00:51,217 Wake up, Mom! 19 00:00:51,650 --> 00:00:52,852 I'm a freak. 20 00:00:52,885 --> 00:00:55,555 I'm never gonna have any other friends besides Demetri. 21 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,390 I'm never going to get a girlfriend, 22 00:00:57,424 --> 00:01:00,493 I'm never going to be anything other than a kid with a weird lip! 23 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:27,353 There you go, brother. 24 00:01:30,556 --> 00:01:32,459 Thanks, Rico. 25 00:01:30,556 --> 00:01:32,459 See you soon, man. 26 00:01:37,296 --> 00:01:38,798 Did you get that for me? 27 00:01:39,665 --> 00:01:40,767 Maybe. 28 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:52,645 Hey, asshole twins, grab my bag. We're out. 29 00:02:04,857 --> 00:02:07,026 The whole fence? 30 00:02:07,059 --> 00:02:09,462 That's like 1,200 square feet. 31 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:12,398 Actually, times two. You forgot about the other side. 32 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:15,968 Oh, okay, I get it. 33 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,004 You're teaching me muscle memory. 34 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:22,142 Do it a bunch of times, develop unconscious karate techniques. 35 00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:24,877 How about we just cut to the chase 36 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,779 and you show me the moves? 37 00:02:34,453 --> 00:02:37,590 I'm not exactly the most flexible. 38 00:02:37,990 --> 00:02:39,158 That's... 39 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,694 And I have a little trouble maintaining balance. 40 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,263 Hope that's not an issue. 41 00:02:44,997 --> 00:02:46,466 Disproportionate limbs. 42 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,703 That's it, side to side. 43 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:55,942 Can I at least use a roller? 44 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:58,878 Left circle, right circle. 45 00:02:59,712 --> 00:03:00,813 There you go. 46 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:03,283 What? What? 47 00:03:04,016 --> 00:03:05,084 Splinter. 48 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:07,220 Ah, it's a big one. 49 00:03:20,599 --> 00:03:22,602 How much longer are we doing this? 50 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:26,606 My arms are getting tired and I've had to pee since before we started. 51 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:32,946 You're a little rusty, Sensei. 52 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,253 Okay, pay attention. 53 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:44,123 He's got my neck, I've got his elbow. 54 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:46,325 If I try to break out... 55 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:49,028 I dig in and I put him to sleep. 56 00:03:49,061 --> 00:03:51,230 If I go for his ribs... 57 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:54,434 He completely exposes his chest. 58 00:03:56,902 --> 00:03:58,605 Two difficult choices. 59 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:00,840 What do you do? 60 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:09,715 You damn the consequences and you power forward. 61 00:04:09,748 --> 00:04:11,550 You may get hurt, 62 00:04:11,583 --> 00:04:13,419 but nobody wins by doing nothing. 63 00:04:13,452 --> 00:04:17,022 You make a choice, you make a move, 64 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:19,926 you go all-in. 65 00:04:24,363 --> 00:04:26,299 Good class today. 66 00:04:26,332 --> 00:04:28,167 You still have a hell of a roundhouse. 67 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,536 You almost caught me with that hook. 68 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,939 I think the students got a lot out of the lesson. 69 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:36,576 But, of course, the most important student was absent. 70 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,645 Your boy. 71 00:04:39,678 --> 00:04:43,082 It's not right that he's over there. 72 00:04:43,115 --> 00:04:45,118 We've talked about this. 73 00:04:45,151 --> 00:04:47,286 Robby wants nothing to do with me. 74 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:48,488 I've tried. 75 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:50,356 You've tried, huh? 76 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,493 So, you just teach these lessons. 77 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:56,896 You don't really take them to heart. 78 00:04:59,264 --> 00:05:00,800 "Go all-in." 79 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:14,146 Oh, my God. Yasmine has the same bikini as me. 80 00:05:14,180 --> 00:05:16,449 Tell her she can stay in France. 81 00:05:20,786 --> 00:05:22,054 Hey. 82 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:23,121 Oops. 83 00:05:23,155 --> 00:05:24,824 Must've slipped out of my hand. 84 00:05:27,526 --> 00:05:29,562 What are you even doing over there? 85 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,499 Going all-in. 86 00:05:41,073 --> 00:05:42,675 That was my last mozzarella stick. 87 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,712 Gotta pay the vig, blood. 88 00:05:48,380 --> 00:05:49,882 What's the matter with you? 89 00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,951 Something you should see. 90 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:59,191 "Very unprofessional sensei." 91 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:03,196 "Does not take into account safety or personal boundaries." 92 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:05,264 "Facility in need of a major face-lift." 93 00:06:05,297 --> 00:06:06,866 Who the hell does this guy think he is? 94 00:06:13,171 --> 00:06:15,241 I don't know if we'll ever use this in a fight, 95 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:17,210 but if we're ever forced into a dance battle, 96 00:06:17,243 --> 00:06:19,111 we're set. 97 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:20,513 Whoa. 98 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,684 Uh, hey, are we doing shirts versus skins? 99 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:26,652 'Cause I prefer to be a shirt. 100 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:28,954 Not saying that you have to be a skin. 101 00:06:28,987 --> 00:06:30,456 Unless you want to. 102 00:06:30,489 --> 00:06:32,258 I support your right to choose. 103 00:06:32,291 --> 00:06:34,060 Demetri. Over here. 104 00:06:35,227 --> 00:06:37,463 Hey, Mr. L, before we begin... 105 00:06:40,332 --> 00:06:42,001 What's... 106 00:06:42,034 --> 00:06:46,672 It's a note from my mom excusing me from any extensive arm and leg movements. 107 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:50,943 So, uh, if there's an alternative lesson I could do... 108 00:06:51,443 --> 00:06:52,745 Maybe a workbook. 109 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,614 Show me "sand the floor." 110 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:58,951 You want me to sand it again? It's pretty smooth. 111 00:06:58,984 --> 00:07:00,186 No, no, not actually... 112 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:02,187 The movement. 113 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:03,990 Show me the movement. Remember? 114 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,092 You ready? 115 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,496 You kicked me! 116 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,496 Why didn't you block, Demetri? 117 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,632 You know this. This is the muscle memory. 118 00:07:13,665 --> 00:07:18,103 In case you haven't noticed, I don't have muscles. 119 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:21,040 Do you want to be here, Demetri? 120 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,174 Not really. 121 00:07:22,207 --> 00:07:24,010 Then why are you here? 122 00:07:25,878 --> 00:07:31,451 My whole life I've been, let's just say, less than popular. 123 00:07:32,518 --> 00:07:34,587 But at least I had a few friends. 124 00:07:35,688 --> 00:07:37,857 And then Cobra Kai comes to town, 125 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:41,327 and next thing I know, my friends are taking karate 126 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,829 and becoming alpha jerks. 127 00:07:43,862 --> 00:07:47,499 I'm literally being threatened by my best friend. 128 00:07:47,532 --> 00:07:49,869 I just wanted to show I could fight back. 129 00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:55,541 Look, I understand what you're going through. 130 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,076 I do. 131 00:07:58,477 --> 00:08:00,879 But Miyagi-Do isn't about showing off. 132 00:08:00,912 --> 00:08:03,816 It's about... 133 00:08:00,912 --> 00:08:03,816 Self-defense. I know. 134 00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:08,187 Problem is, my self is too weak. 135 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:29,508 Hey, excuse me. Do you know what happened to the people who live here? 136 00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,544 Excuse me, hablas English? 137 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:44,891 Hey, it's Jen. Talk some words. Maybe I'll call you back. 138 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,797 Oh-ho-ho. Sweet man bun. 139 00:08:51,830 --> 00:08:54,600 I told you it was a horrible picture. 140 00:08:54,633 --> 00:08:56,001 You know, if you were friends with me at the time, 141 00:08:56,035 --> 00:08:57,536 I could have warned you that this was a fad. 142 00:08:57,569 --> 00:09:01,140 Yeah, well, I'm stuck with it for five years, so no biggie, right? 143 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,641 Wait. 144 00:09:02,674 --> 00:09:05,011 "Robert Swayze Keene"? 145 00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,781 My mom was a huge fan of Patrick Swayze. He was an actor in the '80s. 146 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:13,452 Yeah, like I haven't seen Dirty Dancing, like, 100 times. 147 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:15,320 My mom made me watch it all the time. 148 00:09:15,354 --> 00:09:16,923 Made you? 149 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:20,192 Okay, maybe I liked it. 150 00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:23,162 I'm more partial to his performance in Donnie Darko. 151 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,197 Interesting movie. 152 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,734 Mmm, time travel logic left a lot to be desired. 153 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,004 Wait. Is today Wednesday? 154 00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,172 Yeah. 155 00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,172 Mmm-hmm. 156 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,207 The new issue of Dungeon Lord came out. 157 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:38,177 Um, do you guys want anything from the comic book store? 158 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,678 Um, no, thanks. 159 00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:43,215 Okay, uh, I'll be right back. Make sure no one throws away my chicken. 160 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:49,855 You want the rest of this brownie sundae? 161 00:09:49,888 --> 00:09:52,224 I'm not gonna lie to you, I already ate the brownie 162 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,760 and the whipped cream and most of the hot fudge. 163 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,596 So, you saved me the melted ice cream? 164 00:09:57,630 --> 00:09:59,130 Yeah, the best part. 165 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,303 Seriously. What are you working on? 166 00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:05,738 Um... 167 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,107 Is it something dirty? Show me. 168 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,107 No, it's nothing dirty. 169 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,142 Come on. 170 00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:14,246 I could use a girl's opinion on this actually. 171 00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,116 But you have to promise not to laugh. 172 00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,618 I can't make that promise. 173 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,623 Ta-da. 174 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,525 ♪ I know there's something 175 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,261 ♪ In the wake of your smile 176 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:30,495 The song is this '80s band... 177 00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,430 Shh! 178 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,032 ♪ I get a notion 179 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:37,069 ♪ From the look In your eyes, yeah 180 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,406 Is that... 181 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,406 Yes, my ex, Sam. 182 00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,778 Oh, wait, watch this right here. 183 00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:47,980 ♪ Listen to your heart... 184 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:51,550 Sam and I have this thing for octopuses. Or octopi. 185 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,886 It's kind of like our relationship mascot. 186 00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,959 ♪ Listen to your heart ♪ 187 00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,027 So, what do you think? 188 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:05,364 I think you should delete that. 189 00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:08,767 Put it in the trash, empty the bin and have your laptop cremated. 190 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,303 It's that bad? 191 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,303 It makes you look desperate. 192 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:12,571 Well, I am desperate. 193 00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,906 Yeah, but girls aren't into desperate guys. 194 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,909 Well, then how am I supposed to let her know how I feel? 195 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,446 You don't. You have to act like you're totally over her. 196 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,947 Like you don't care. 197 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,481 Then she'll want you back. 198 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:24,950 And you know how to get over her? 199 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,319 Have a little fun. 200 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,188 And I know just the place. 201 00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,370 Don't you worry, Mrs. Goodwin. 202 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,405 Jason here has an E-Class ready for you so you can get on with your day. 203 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,411 Afternoon, welcome to LaRusso, North Hollywood. 204 00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,113 Where's Robby? 205 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,615 Oh, wait a minute, it's you. 206 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,918 You know I almost died up on that billboard 'cause of the shit you pulled? 207 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,085 You owe me a new pair of oxfords, pal. 208 00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:01,620 Look, man, I'm not in the mood, all right? 209 00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:04,255 I've been to three of these damn LaRusso dealerships already. 210 00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,825 They said Robby's been working here. Just tell me where he is. 211 00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:07,893 Hmm... 212 00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:11,229 I'm sorry. I can't do that. 213 00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,465 Look, I know you and Daniel have beef. 214 00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:16,135 He kicked your ass in high school, you've been stewing, 215 00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,970 but I got enough crap to deal with 216 00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,938 without getting involved in your little karate soap opera, so... 217 00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,308 Whoa! Whoa! 218 00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:23,476 Okay, okay, okay. 219 00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,578 Now you put your hands on me. This is not a dojo. 220 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,579 This is the real world. You don't just throw people around. 221 00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,581 This is a place of business, okay? Ow! 222 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,449 Where's Robby? 223 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,449 Jesus Christ. 224 00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,751 I don't know, he's not here. 225 00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,720 Probably Daniel's house. He moved in. 226 00:12:35,987 --> 00:12:37,622 He lives with the LaRussos? 227 00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,331 The Warlock of Narfoor's back? He just died. 228 00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,832 Have some continuity. 229 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,007 Still can't wait to read that new issue, huh? 230 00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,879 Nice hair. What is this, your Red Hulk phase? 231 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,248 I saw your Yelp review. 232 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:03,916 Take it down. 233 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,384 And ruin my journalistic integrity? 234 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,288 Look, I'm sorry, but someone had to say something. 235 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:13,325 And besides, taking it down could hurt my Yelp Elite status. 236 00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,899 I said take it down. 237 00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:23,068 You think I'm afraid of you? 238 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,870 I know who you really are, 239 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,105 Eli. 240 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,075 So, why don't you, Rocksteady and Bebop 241 00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,445 just leave me alone, okay? 242 00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,917 Great. So, this is what it's come to. 243 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,019 Gang assault. 244 00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,889 Take it down or we take you down. 245 00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,492 You'd actually hurt me? 246 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,261 Well, guess what? 247 00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,363 You're not the only one that knows karate. 248 00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,432 I just joined Miyagi-Do. 249 00:13:57,035 --> 00:14:01,006 All right. Let's see what you got. 250 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:07,446 Hey! What's going on back there? 251 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,748 Get him! 252 00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:11,884 ♪ Young heart is hard to hold 253 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,187 ♪ It's young and time 254 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,356 ♪ Time for war 255 00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:22,828 ♪ Danger! No freedom from 256 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,129 Shit! 257 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:28,300 ♪ No shelter Is easy to come... ♪ 258 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,473 What the... 259 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:35,374 Sorry! 260 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:38,544 Where'd he go? 261 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,746 Come on, man. 262 00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,048 We don't have to do this. I think he learned his lesson. 263 00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:44,850 And who told you to think? 264 00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,151 Fan out. 265 00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:48,888 Come on. 266 00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,193 Right. Of course they left. 267 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:00,632 It didn't have to be this way. 268 00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:03,201 You could've joined Cobra Kai if you weren't such a pussy. 269 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,304 At least I'm not an asshole. 270 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,641 You're dead meat. 271 00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:15,914 Get back. You guys need to back off. 272 00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:17,649 I don't want to have to hit a girl. 273 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,518 You wouldn't stand a chance. 274 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,421 Five against three? 275 00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,224 More like two and a half. 276 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:53,986 Demetri, look out! 277 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,427 No, no, no, no. 278 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,384 We saved your chicken. 279 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:27,419 Thanks. 280 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,766 You have my kid in your house? 281 00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:44,203 Johnny? 282 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,072 Oh, hey, Carmen. 283 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:48,540 Got your washing machine there? 284 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,043 Uh, yeah. 285 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,713 Are you all right? 286 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,648 Oh, yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 287 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:57,683 How are you? 288 00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,885 You've been drinking? 289 00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,186 Uh... 290 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:04,490 Okay. 291 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:06,458 Um... 292 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,660 Come, come. Come in. 293 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,660 All right. 294 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,097 We'll go to your place? 295 00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,097 Mmm-hmm. 296 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,700 It's like we were back at the pond. 297 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:15,801 You went left... 298 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,202 And you went right. 299 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,202 Yeah. 300 00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:20,038 And I can't believe how high you got off that table. 301 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,274 Hey, hey, hey, Mom told me. You guys okay? 302 00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,876 Yeah. Yeah, Dad, we're fine. 303 00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,878 All right, good. Good. 304 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,312 What... What happened? 305 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,180 Well, they were gonna hurt Demetri. 306 00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:30,482 We had to do something. 307 00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:32,951 Are you mad at us? 308 00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:33,985 Oh... 309 00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,621 No, I'm not mad. 310 00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,089 I'm proud of you. 311 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,826 Karate isn't only about self-defense. It's about protecting others. 312 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,095 Just don't give me a heart attack like that ever again, all right? 313 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,799 I mean, just 'cause we train to fight, doesn't mean I wanna see you in a fight. 314 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,601 And you. 315 00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,703 I'm glad you're part of this family. 316 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:08,687 I heard you ran the 100-yard dash in under ten seconds. 317 00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,325 Some people learn faster than others. 318 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,027 Don't be discouraged. 319 00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,962 Come on. Let's face the facts. 320 00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:22,867 I can't sand the floor, I can't wax on, I can barely wax off. 321 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:27,172 Meanwhile, we've got Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen in there 322 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,540 and I'm just... 323 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,709 Sam Tarly. 324 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,879 Sam Tarly did kill a White Walker. 325 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,315 You watch Game of Thrones? 326 00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:40,752 Oh, I am so down with GoT. 327 00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,288 And if it's taught us anything, 328 00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:46,358 it's that anyone could be the hero. 329 00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:48,293 Right? 330 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,964 Come on, show me sand the floor. 331 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,334 Here? 332 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,334 Yep. It's as good a place as any. Come on. 333 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,406 Now, we're gonna take it nice and slow. 334 00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:03,642 Okay? Bow to me. 335 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,615 Sand the floor. 336 00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:14,553 Look at my eyes. Sand the floor. 337 00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,189 Other side. 338 00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:22,694 Nice. 339 00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:25,163 You beat up Demetri over a Yelp review? 340 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,298 What the hell were you even thinking? 341 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,834 He joined Miyagi-Do. 342 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,402 So what? 343 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,138 He's your friend. 344 00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,138 He's a fucking nerd! 345 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,806 And he'll always be a nerd. 346 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,612 You know what? 347 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:42,714 I like this. 348 00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:45,817 And I like these. 349 00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,254 But I'm not dating a bully. 350 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,057 Where are you going? 351 00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,057 We're done. 352 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,226 No, we're not. 353 00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,296 This means forever. 354 00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,332 And I didn't ask you to do that. 355 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,901 Hey. 356 00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:04,736 Hey! 357 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,974 You get into a fight? 358 00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:45,543 With Miyagi-Do. 359 00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:49,381 We lost. 360 00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,385 No, you didn't. 361 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,665 The fight is only over when you say it is. 362 00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:13,671 Sounds like you and this Daniel guy have a lot of issues. 363 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:16,308 Issues. 364 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,243 You don't know the half of it. 365 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,279 He's been a thorn in my side since high school. 366 00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,482 What did he do to you in high school? 367 00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:31,523 Let's just say he made my life miserable. 368 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:35,460 And now, he moves my son into his house. 369 00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,397 I just want to finish this. 370 00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:42,067 I, uh, understand that you're angry. 371 00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,037 This man sounds like a real jerk. 372 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,438 The worst. 373 00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,542 But the toll it's going to take on you, Johnny, 374 00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,377 it's not worth it. 375 00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:56,047 These things don't end well. Trust me. 376 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,416 I've seen it with my own eyes. 377 00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,920 My ex-husband had many enemies. 378 00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,623 The only way to end a rivalry 379 00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,859 is for someone to rise above it. 380 00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,596 You have to be the bigger man. 381 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,738 - Ready? - Three, two, one, go! 382 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,841 Oh, my gosh. You are insane. 383 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,010 Yeah, I heard that before. 384 00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,246 So dizzy. 385 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,548 You're having fun, right? 386 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,483 Yes, I am having fun. 387 00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,787 You know, when you said you had a place to go, 388 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:38,857 I figured it'd be some place where you needed a fake ID. 389 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,792 Yeah, we can go somewhere like that. 390 00:22:40,825 --> 00:22:43,161 My girlfriend bartends at this place over on Cahuenga. 391 00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:47,365 No, no, no, no. I kind of dig the abandoned playground vibes. 392 00:22:47,398 --> 00:22:49,734 It looks like an awesome place 393 00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,737 to fight off a zombie apocalypse. 394 00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:53,939 Shit, what time is it? 395 00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,509 What are we... 396 00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,509 Wait for it. 397 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,384 Holy shit! That was awesome. 398 00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:10,588 Every night, 10:36 on the dot. 399 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,658 It's the last flight out of Burbank. 400 00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,658 Whoa... 401 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,127 Sam and I once went to this ice cream shop in Burbank... 402 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,295 Oh, my God. 403 00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:18,896 You were on such a roll. 404 00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,633 You went like almost an hour without mentioning her. 405 00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,203 Yeah, I'm sorry. 406 00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:26,571 Uh... 407 00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:29,073 Sensei just said to go all-in and make a move, 408 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:33,445 and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. 409 00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,847 Well, I think it means exactly what it sounds like. 410 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,748 Yeah? 411 00:23:38,349 --> 00:23:39,684 Make a move. 412 00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,217 Still up, too, huh? 413 00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,320 Too much adrenaline. 414 00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,855 You want a s'more? 415 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,723 Never say no to free marshmallows. 416 00:24:22,593 --> 00:24:23,995 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 417 00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:28,065 Are you making a s'more with a peanut butter cup? 418 00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:31,136 I call them "sand-mores." I'm kind of a genius. 419 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,473 Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 420 00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:47,152 I'm sorry. 421 00:24:47,685 --> 00:24:49,020 No. No, it's okay. 422 00:24:49,053 --> 00:24:51,956 No, I mean, you gotta understand, I've... 423 00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:56,495 I've been in a bad situation for a long time. 424 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:59,064 And now finally, something good's happening and... 425 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,268 I can't mess it up. 426 00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:06,872 Not that you'd be messing it up, but your dad, he... 427 00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:08,507 I understand. 428 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,883 Well, this just got awkward. 429 00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,786 Yep. 430 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,105 Let's finish the fight. 431 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,906 They even took Mr. Miyagi's Medal of Honor. 432 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,148 Dad? 433 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:40,732 Choose. 434 00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:43,268 Oh, no. 435 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,853 Mr. LaRusso? 436 00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:03,421 Dad, where are you going? 437 00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,201 Nice work, Diaz. 438 00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,236 Bow. Go again. 439 00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,574 The hell do you think you're doing? 440 00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,109 Like you don't know. 441 00:27:25,142 --> 00:27:27,912 Take your shoes off the mat. You're disrespecting my dojo. 442 00:27:27,945 --> 00:27:30,948 You're seriously gonna talk to me about disrespecting dojos 443 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,316 after what you just did to mine? 444 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,018 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 445 00:27:34,051 --> 00:27:35,353 I didn't do anything to your dojo. 446 00:27:35,386 --> 00:27:37,722 Just like you didn't slug one of my employees, huh? 447 00:27:40,024 --> 00:27:43,094 You know, part of me actually felt bad for you at one point, 448 00:27:43,127 --> 00:27:47,765 but you make it so easy to remember who the bad guy is in all of this. 449 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,102 You call yourself a sensei? You don't even know what a sensei is. 450 00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:54,104 A sensei mentors. A sensei elevates. 451 00:27:54,138 --> 00:27:57,342 He doesn't teach destruction and disrespect! 452 00:27:57,375 --> 00:28:00,678 I already said I don't know what you're talking about, LaRusso. 453 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,348 And you don't know what you're talking about either. 454 00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:06,684 Yeah, well, I know you don't... 455 00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,988 You don't earn a Medal of Honor by stealing it. 456 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,626 Let me tell you something about your sensei. 457 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,328 He might teach you how to fight, 458 00:28:17,361 --> 00:28:21,032 but he doesn't know a thing about what it takes to truly win at life. 459 00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:23,201 If you want to help yourselves before it's too late, 460 00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:25,536 the doors of Miyagi-Do? Wide open. 461 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:27,572 You come in here and poach my students? 462 00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,808 And what are you gonna do about it? 463 00:28:34,078 --> 00:28:36,214 You know I'm not gonna strike first. 464 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,421 I'm gonna be a bigger man. 465 00:28:46,123 --> 00:28:47,158 Yeah. 466 00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,761 We'll see about that. 467 00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,071 Where do you think you're going? 468 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,775 What the hell, Chris? 469 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:06,044 I never liked it here. 470 00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,984 Who trashed the Miyagi dojo? 471 00:29:47,084 --> 00:29:48,219 I want you to figure out who did it. 472 00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:50,220 I gotta go deal with something. 473 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:55,159 Can you man the fort? 474 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:55,159 Of course. 475 00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,627 Come back for another beating? 476 00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,627 Robby. 477 00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:58,829 This is one of the guys who was beating on Demetri. 478 00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,731 We just want to learn Miyagi-Do karate. 479 00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:04,269 It doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo. 480 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,469 We are all Miyagi-Do. 481 00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:08,772 You are all Cobra Kai. 482 00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:11,276 You're about to begin your real training.