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Johnny!
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Johnny, come on!
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Ready to go?
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Just gotta say one more goodbye.
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- The car's already here.
- Don't worry. I know where she is.
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Stop!
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Come here.
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I told you. You cannot be here.
This is for students only!
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What was that?
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That's enough!
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Respectfully, Master Kim,
you should be training her,
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not punishing her for wanting to learn.
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You are sensei here?
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No?
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You go back to America
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and be sensei.
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Here, you are student.
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Not very good student
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if you ask for mercy.
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I know the lesson.
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And when the circumstances called for it,
I didn't show mercy.
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Circumstance?
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Lesson for whole life.
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I will teach you again.
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And this time,
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you will never forget.
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What do you mean?
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She should be learning.
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She is learning right now.
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So you'll teach her then?
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My granddaughter.
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My lesson.
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Hi-yah!
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You attack
your own grandfather?
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Are you afraid?
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Oh yeah?
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Then you're finally ready.
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You will stop hiding
and begin training tomorrow.
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{n8}"Not all of us have to
learn how to walk twice in one lifetime."
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{n8}"But we do all have to learn how
to pick ourselves back up when we're down
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{n8}and stand firmly on our own two feet."
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{n8}"In the end, I learned that first steps
are harder the second time around."
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{n8}"I hope my next step
brings me to Stanford University."
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{n8}I'm so proud.
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I'm gonna cry!
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This is brilliant.
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It's the greatest story
since Don Juan DeMarco.
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Oh, now I'm crying too.
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{n8}Go more for the jugular
at the end.
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{n8}- They'll be begging you to go there.
- Okay.
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{n8}What do you think?
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{n8}It's great.
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{n8}Even though I'm kind of the bad guy in it.
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{n8}Uh, I... I'll change your name. I...
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{n8}No, dude. I'm... I'm kidding.
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{n8}It's not like I'm applying to Stanford.
Or anywhere, really.
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{n8}Come on, Robby. You have great futures
ahead of you, both of you.
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{n8}When we win the Sekai Taikai,
doors will be flying open for all of us.
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I... Hey, it's okay.
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Hey, hey, easy with the waterworks.
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- Rob, the bowls!
- It's a sewage pipe.
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Oh, it smells like shit.
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{n8}Yeah, well, it's unlivable.
When are you gonna fix it?
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{n8}That's bullshit, Sully.
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{n8}- He said he's working on it.
- We have to look at the big picture.
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{n8}We're a family of five, almost six.
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{n8}And now we're down to two bedrooms.
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{n8}And Miguel wants to go to a college
we don't have the money for.
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{n8}- How are we going to make this work?
- It's like I've been saying.
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{n8}The tournament will fix this.
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{n8}All right? It's gonna bring in
students and sponsorships.
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{n8}The tournament is still months away.
What do we do in the meantime?
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{n8}I hear you.
I'm gonna take care of it.
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{n8}I still have
some really good memories here.
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{n8}Even when your grandfather's idea
of training was more like torture.
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{n8}But he was true to his word though.
He began training me the day you left.
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{n8}I'm sorry I wasn't there for you
back in the Valley.
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{n8}- But Silver just...
- Silver is gone now.
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{n8}I did come to America hoping to see you,
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{n8}but I was blinded by the promise
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{n8}of bringing Grandfather's karate
to the world.
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That promise can still be kept.
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With Cobra Kai,
you earned a spot in the Sekai Taikai.
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I say we go win it.
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{n8}I would say yes, but...
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{n8}it is not up to me.
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Master Kim.
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Seniors are invited to the student
center for a lunchtime college fair.
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Representatives from four-year colleges...
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- Hey.
- Hey. Whoa, you got a lot of brochures.
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Yeah, okay, but don't be worried.
At least three are close to Stanford.
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Oh, come on.
I haven't even gotten in. Please.
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- Hey!
- What's up?
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All of our trials and tribulations
of nerdom have finally come to this.
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- We're the belles of the ball.
- Is that what we are?
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Oh, yes, my friend.
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They are fumbling around our dresses
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trying to cop a feel
of our tantalizing brains.
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- Okay, that's where I leave you.
- I'm sorry.
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- Good luck.
- Thank you.
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These vultures are
wasting their time though.
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Eli and I have had our sights set
on MIT for years.
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Are you applying early decision
to Stanford?
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Yeah, definitely.
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But I should look into some safety schools
too. Stanford's pretty expensive.
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Hey, fam.
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You bros looking to post up
at a college a little closer to home,
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or what's the word?
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Well, Gary, the word is
we'll be taking our brodeo on the roadeo.
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But, um, thank you
for all of your bro-vertures.
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All right, bet.
But safety schools get a bad rap.
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They keep you closer to home,
set you up for a big school later,
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and they take that weight
off Mom and Pop's wallet.
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Thanks.
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Is this a Johnny Lawrence pop-in?
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What the hell is a pop-in?
I came to borrow your blow-up mattress.
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All right, come in.
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We're having an issue with the pipes.
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- Carmen's place is flooded.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Johnny.
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We're all staying at my house
until it's fixed.
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Unless I can find us
someplace better to rent.
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Ah, sellers' market.
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Not a good time to rent.
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I don't need advice from a guy
who's just here on a karate vacation.
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How do you know what kind of market it is?
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Selling Sunset, Property Brothers,
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all my shows.
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Maybe take Chozen with you.
Use his expertise.
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Yeah, and who knows,
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maybe you'll find yourself
a short-term rental, you know?
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All right.
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You guys throw that air mattress
in the van.
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I'm gonna grab one of those
special PB&Js for the road.
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- You need anything?
- Diet Dr. Pepper.
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Nothing for me. Thanks.
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Master Kim.
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I'm glad to see
the way of the fist is alive and well.
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Just like you.
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But the time has come to spread
your teachings to the rest of the world.
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With your blessing,
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we will take the place
that your granddaughter has earned
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in the Sekai Taikai
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for Cobra Kai.
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No.
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Master Kim, maybe you did not understand.
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I understand.
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My granddaughter went to America.
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She made promises.
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She failed.
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Grandfather.
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- It was Silver...
- Excuses!
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This is why you will never be master.
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Your incompetence is why
I must stay alive.
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Success is in our reach.
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We will not get another chance.
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Fools
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always focus on prize.
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Never see enemies standing in way.
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No one will stand in our way.
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Never good student.
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Never good sensei.
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Such a disappointing sensei.
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Did Kim tell you how one of my students
disposed of five of yours?
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Ah.
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He still has some fight.
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Yeah.
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I give you chance.
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Prove self.
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Here, you'll see
our multi-level library,
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the fourth largest
in the San Fernando Valley.
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What are we doing here?
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If the University of Phoenix
wasn't online, it'd be this.
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Chillax, okay?
I still need to keep my options open.
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Yo, bro, go long!
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- The chemistry lab was rebuilt in 1993...
- Got it.
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Oh, sick grab, boy!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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You just got Brucksed!
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You're welcome, homey.
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- Oh. What's up, guys?
- Kyler, you go to school here?
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Nah, it's more like this school
goes to me. You know what I mean?
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What's up, Brucks?
You... you look good, man.
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Thanks, man. All new teeth.
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Swallowed the old ones when you...
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Yeah, I'm really sorry about that, dude.
I... I was in a bad place then, and...
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It's all good, buddy.
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Play karate games,
win karate prizes, you know?
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Hey, it helped me get my life on track.
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Ad meliora. "Toward better things."
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Sick.
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- See you at the house?
- Bet.
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Yes, sir. Let's go!
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Wait, so you and Brucks both go here.
That makes sense.
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No, he's just visiting. He goes to MIT.
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I'm sorry. Did you say MIT?
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Yeah, and he's killing it too.
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So what's up, guys?
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We hanging out or what?
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Shit, this place is perfect.
It's got stairs and everything.
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Do not fall in love with first house.
We still have others to see.
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Ah, there's agent.
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Typical LA asshole.
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Big watch.
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Dumb haircut.
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All lies.
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Gentlemen.
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- Follow my lead.
- What do we think?
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Prime spot, right?
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- I'm Baz. And you are?
- Oh, Chozen Toguchi.
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So nice to meet you.
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Uh, it is my honor
to introduce to you Mr. John Lawrence.
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Toguchi? I... I don't know you.
Who are you with?
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Uh, independent realtor.
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Very select clientele only.
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Mr. Lawrence. It's a pleasure.
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Uh, can I ask what you do?
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Oh, he is partner
in emerging Valley business.
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Well, that sounds promising.
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So, what do we think?
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Four bedrooms. 2,100 square feet.
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- Upgraded appliance...
- I'll stop you there.
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I'm ready to take this off your hands.
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Uh, well, I... I appreciate that,
but it's a pretty competitive situation.
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- Is that your car?
- Oh, hell yeah.
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Gonna have that parked here day and night.
Let everyone know who's the new king.
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Okay, so it would... it would just be you?
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Oh, hell no. If it was just me,
I'd be sleeping in the car.
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Uh, no. There's my girl.
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Haven't made an honest woman of her yet,
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but as soon as I can afford a ring,
bam, you know what I'm saying?
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She's knocked up, so baby makes three.
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Then there's our boys. And then Rosa.
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She's a sweet Ecuadorian lady.
Likes to smoke weed all day. You're gon...
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We are prepared to offer $200 over asking.
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- Like hell we are.
- I'm sorry.
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But my client is looking for a tenant
who's a little bit more stable.
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Who are you calling unstable?
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I'll knock that dumb haircut
right off your stupid face.
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- Show you how unstable I am.
- Johnny.
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What? You're the one who said
he had a dumb haircut. I'm just agreeing.
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This land was once
under Japanese colonial rule.
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When I was just a boy,
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invaders try
to conscript me into military,
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so I flee into forest
and take shelter in cave.
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But invaders find me.
246
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So I fight them
using my father's eunjangdo,
247
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,428
ancient family knife.
248
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:52,683
I kill a dozen men
before I lose eunjangdo.
249
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,686
You want to prove self,
250
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,147
return knife to me.
251
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,107
But be warned.
252
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:06,614
In that darkness,
you will find more than just eunjangdo.
253
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,509
Eunjangdo.
254
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,854
Hello, gorgeous.
255
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,608
I'm gonna take that knife,
256
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,110
whether you like it or not.
257
00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:17,184
Whoo! I love college!
258
00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:19,144
Woo-hoo!
259
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,230
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
260
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,273
Bro, you wanna see a party trick?
261
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:28,070
I can't believe Brucks got into MIT.
And was he speaking Latin earlier?
262
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:31,532
I don't know. Maybe your fists
unlocked his dormant brain.
263
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,451
Hey, you... you gotta really
come over to my place, man.
264
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,120
I got this, like, snake with...
265
00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:38,789
Even after everything,
Kyler still lands on his feet.
266
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,958
Hey, Shitbreath!
267
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,964
Did I tell you you could drink my beer,
bitch boy?
268
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,298
N-No, sir, Mr. Zenker.
269
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:50,426
Oh. Ugh.
270
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,219
That shit is stale.
271
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,972
Go make me some jungle juice.
272
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,306
Yes, sir, Mr. Zenker.
273
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,314
Whoo!
274
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,942
Got that happy juice.
275
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,363
- You gonna let him talk to you like that?
- Nah. What?
276
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,241
That's just how they talk around here,
bro. You know, we good.
277
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,327
But once I get done pledging,
I'm gonna run this shit.
278
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:20,372
- Okay.
- Tell... Hey... Yo, hold up. Hold up.
279
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:24,877
Taste this, bro.
280
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,378
"Trash juice."
281
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,796
Okay, thanks. Yeah.
282
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:34,094
My boy! That's what I'm talking about!
That's how you know it's ready.
283
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:38,557
Spikes! Spikes! Spikes! Spikes!
Spikes! Spikes! Spikes! Spikes! Spikes!
284
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,351
Yeah, chug that shit, Spikes!
285
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:43,812
Spikes! Spikes! Spikes! Spikes!
286
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,315
Yeah!
287
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:49,193
♪ I'm gonna get you closer to the... ♪
288
00:17:49,276 --> 00:17:51,945
I am seriously considering a new haircut.
289
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:54,364
Hey, what's up, bro?
290
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,034
- Where's Shitbreath with the jungle juice?
- I don't know.
291
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,953
If he wasn't doing all the bitchwork,
I'd say we just ditch his ass.
292
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,037
We're definitely ditching him
once pledging's over.
293
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,875
He gets into this frat over my dead body.
294
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,836
Yeah! I like it.
295
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,716
Are you blaming me for that clown douche's
attitude back there?
296
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,176
No, not blaming you.
297
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,429
But what happened to embracing Miyagi-Do?
298
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,181
I have embraced Miyagi-Do.
299
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:23,268
I'm doing all sorts of breathing exercises
and karate yoga bullshit at the dojo.
300
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,395
Miyagi-Do not just for dojo.
301
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,190
Miyagi-Do is a way of life.
302
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,774
Sacred.
303
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,611
Miyagi-Do come from here. Never here.
304
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,404
Understand?
305
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,784
I probably shouldn't have insulted
that guy's haircut.
306
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,286
Was stupid haircut.
307
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,288
Come. Second chance.
308
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,630
Oh man, this place is even better.
309
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,633
Oh crap.
310
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:58,846
Twice in one day.
311
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,722
Look, man, I was out of line.
312
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,433
Yeah. Yeah, that you were.
There's the door.
313
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:07,396
- There are other houses.
- Not in South Reseda.
314
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:12,234
Look, you wanna be a stone's throw away
from Encino without paying Encino prices,
315
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,443
I'm the guy you go through.
316
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,321
And if you think
I'm gonna rent a house to a degenerate
317
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,741
with a weird car and a sketchy family,
I got news for you.
318
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,910
It ain't happening, chief.
319
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:26,540
If you gentlemen will excuse me,
you can excuse yourselves.
320
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:28,000
Hey, sorry about that, man.
321
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,885
Hey, guys.
322
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,803
I hope Baz didn't scare you off.
323
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,014
Are you John Lawrence?
324
00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:46,435
Yeah. I haven't kicked your ass before,
have I? 'Cause you got that look.
325
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,772
No. No. I saw you fight
in the All Valley in '83.
326
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,137
I was in middle school.
You probably wouldn't remember me.
327
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:56,945
Unless you do. Little Stevie.
Jerry's brother's friend.
328
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,031
I used to moonwalk to class.
329
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,033
You were awesome. You had insane skills.
330
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,160
- You catch '84?
- No, I missed that one.
331
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,997
Remember Dutch?
Dutch was so fricking cool.
332
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,666
- Yeah, yeah, he's in prison.
- So cool, dude.
333
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,960
Well, it's a great place
to turn your life around.
334
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,047
So what's an All Valley champ
fricking prom king
335
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,632
doing at Little Stevie's house?
336
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:18,675
- I am his...
- It's all right. I got this.
337
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:22,930
Listen, man. I got off on the wrong foot
with your agent.
338
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,975
I'm just a guy looking
to make a better life for his family.
339
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,561
Teenage boys,
pregnant girlfriend, her mom.
340
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,313
I know I may not be the ideal tenant,
341
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:35,192
but, uh, you know, I can really see
a place like this becoming my home.
342
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,778
You'd wanna rent my house for real?
343
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,738
I... I'd be honored.
344
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,533
How's your credit?
345
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,536
Can't imagine it's any good.
346
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,205
Wealthy relative who died?
347
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,415
- Unfortunately, he's still alive.
- That's a bummer.
348
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,669
Listen, a place like this
is in anybody's reach
349
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,129
with a steady income
and a solid deposit, stuff like that.
350
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,173
I actually own
a couple of houses around here,
351
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,551
so if you get your financials on track,
I'm sure we can work something out.
352
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:02,761
Yeah?
353
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,304
Hell yeah.
354
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,517
- All right.
- Hell yeah, John Lawrence.
355
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,309
John Lawrence.
356
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,104
John Lawrence!
357
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,272
See?
358
00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,148
Good karma.
359
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:36,253
What is happening to me?
360
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,840
You're all messed up, Johnny.
361
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,844
But you did this to yourself.
362
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,891
You did this to me.
363
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,353
All I ever did was be your friend.
364
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:56,605
No.
365
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:00,360
You're the true enemy standing in my way.
366
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:03,530
You seem to have forgotten.
367
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,533
You're my weakness,
368
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,328
but I'm not yours.
369
00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:16,877
You should be rotting in a cell.
370
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,087
Sorry to disappoint you.
371
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:22,215
Is that what you think I am? Disappointed?
372
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,718
I think you're misguided.
373
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:26,595
Now, whose fault is that?
374
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,724
You must really hate me.
375
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:35,604
Do you even understand
how much that hurts me?
376
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,689
I don't care.
377
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,649
You are the only person
378
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,777
to make me feel this
379
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,195
pain.
380
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,532
And I never feel fear
381
00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,036
except when I fear for you.
382
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,248
And I never show mercy.
383
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,461
Except... to you.
384
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,672
But never again.
385
00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:07,552
So you finally understand.
386
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:11,139
Yes. You are my weakness.
387
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:27,739
You compromised your teachings.
The teachings of your master.
388
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,450
For me.
389
00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,414
I thought you were the answer.
390
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:36,998
My reason.
391
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,093
But all you really are
is just the enemy...
392
00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,055
standing in my way.
393
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,493
Uh, excuse me, Brucks.
394
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,370
Hey.
395
00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,623
Uh, so we hear that you go to MIT?
396
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:19,541
Oh yeah.
397
00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,960
What did you get on your SATs?
398
00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,336
Some ketchup.
399
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,213
Just kidding!
400
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,924
I don't know. I mean, like, 790, 780.
401
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,302
Oh shit!
402
00:24:30,385 --> 00:24:31,595
Freshie!
403
00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:34,681
- Let's go. Load it up.
- 1570 SATs?
404
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,058
- Load it up.
- I have no words.
405
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:42,731
I don't know nothing about Stanford, Rhea,
but this place is lit!
406
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:45,525
When you get here next year,
I'm gonna have it on lockdown.
407
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:48,195
- You sure you're getting into this frat?
- "Sure?"
408
00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,780
Bro, does the Pope shit with a funny hat?
409
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:52,532
Kyler, I gotta tell you something.
410
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,117
Where's my vacuum?
411
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,327
Oh shit.
412
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:58,038
Yo, vacuum. Clean this up.
413
00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:01,583
- Nah, man, I'm good.
- Hey!
414
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:05,545
Listen, Shitbreath.
415
00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,254
You want in,
416
00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:10,175
get on the ground and be the vacuum.
417
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:12,385
Is he getting in?
418
00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:13,762
How about you stay out of this?
419
00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,228
Suction mode, on.
420
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,111
Oh my God!
421
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,406
Enough!
422
00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,578
Why don't you tell him the truth?
423
00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:40,872
The truth about what, man?
424
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,208
Well, we had a good run.
425
00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:49,381
The truth is that you are never,
and I mean never, getting into this frat.
426
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,387
Your loss.
427
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:12,195
Bitch, don't you know I know karate?
428
00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:15,156
♪ Crank it up, crank it up ♪
429
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,283
♪ Crank it up... ♪
430
00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:17,826
Who else wants some of this shit?
431
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,036
♪ Crank it up, crank it up ♪
432
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,665
Woo-hoo!
433
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,792
♪ The party don't start till we come ♪
434
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,210
♪ Yo, tell you what to do ♪
435
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,629
♪ Stop, man, and turn up this tune! ♪
436
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,673
♪ Walls are shaking, hips quaking ♪
437
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,550
♪ I only like booty with a side of bacon ♪
438
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:35,385
♪ Yo, I came to get down ♪
439
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,262
♪ The noise complaints and get loud ♪
440
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,431
♪ I'm a womanizer like Captain Kirk ♪
441
00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:41,224
♪ Gimme honeys and I'll go to work ♪
442
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,351
♪ Girls, they see me
And they go berserk... ♪
443
00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:45,103
- Nowhere to go.
- Yeah?
444
00:26:45,186 --> 00:26:47,230
♪ Not here to mess around
Not here to bargain ♪
445
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,982
♪ I'm royalty so break out the Charmin ♪
446
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:51,234
♪ I always wipe twice for good measure ♪
447
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,320
♪ One for business and one for pleasure ♪
448
00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,030
♪ Crank it up, crank it up ♪
449
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,157
♪ Crank it up, yeah, crank it up ♪
450
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,034
♪ Crank it up, crank it up ♪
451
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,118
♪ Crank it up... ♪
452
00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:01,745
I love this kind of party!
453
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,163
♪ When I'm on the mic, go ham ♪
454
00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:05,206
♪ Damn, I'm only here to get slammed ♪
455
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,208
♪ Young Jay-Z, I am ♪
456
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,252
♪ Switch up the game, that's the plan ♪
457
00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,171
♪ Watch the kicks, Jordan 3s ♪
458
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,964
♪ Flow like water, Bruce Lee ♪
459
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,091
♪ Half yellow, half white, banana split ♪
460
00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,218
- ♪ Spin the record ♪
- ♪ Oh shit ♪
461
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,220
♪ Dropping riddles
Like a bag of Skittles ♪
462
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:21,348
♪ Spinning the rainbow
Lower than your chain go ♪
463
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:23,266
♪ Cut the carpet with my Reeboks ♪
464
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:25,101
♪ Breakdance down to my socks ♪
465
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:26,978
♪ Crank up the volume and let it bump ♪
466
00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:28,897
♪ Move and shake your body
Jiggle your rump ♪
467
00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,274
♪ I don't make the rules, I enforce it ♪
468
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,276
♪ Crank that, smack that ass and toss it ♪
469
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,070
♪ Beyblade, let it rip ♪
470
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,197
♪ I'm the chip and you're the dip ♪
471
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,201
♪ Grab your girly by the hips and we can ♪
472
00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:43,161
♪ Crank it up, crank it up ♪
473
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:45,121
♪ Crank it up, yeah, crank it up ♪
474
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,123
♪ Crank it up, crank it up ♪
475
00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,459
♪ Crank it up, crank up the volume... ♪
476
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,922
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
477
00:27:54,714 --> 00:27:55,632
Let's go!
478
00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:58,551
- Let's freaking go, man!
- Hey. Where's Brucks?
479
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:03,640
Oh shit!
480
00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:05,767
Get Brucksed!
481
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,435
Yeah!
482
00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:09,646
Someone should
call campus security.
483
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:11,064
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
484
00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:13,483
♪ Crank it up, crank up the volume ♪
485
00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:19,030
It's time to talk turkey, LaRusso. I know
I just became an official Miyagi-Do sensei
486
00:28:19,114 --> 00:28:20,198
but I'm owed some back pay.
487
00:28:20,281 --> 00:28:22,826
And not entry-level. I want Chozen's rate.
488
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,911
Huh. Deal.
489
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,415
Okay, great. Should I see
your girl out front to cut me a check?
490
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,834
Johnny, Chozen doesn't get paid.
491
00:28:30,917 --> 00:28:31,751
What?
492
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:34,087
So you're just using free immigrant labor?
493
00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:36,840
That's a scumbag move,
even for a car dealer.
494
00:28:36,923 --> 00:28:39,759
Nobody gets paid.
That's the whole spirit of Miyagi-Do.
495
00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,261
No salaries. No dues.
496
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:43,596
I'm not saying
it's gonna be like that forever.
497
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,433
- I mean, if we win the Sekai Taikai...
- That's not soon enough.
498
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:51,104
I gotta show ongoing income if I wanna
get my family into a killer house.
499
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,858
Something like that takes time, man.
500
00:28:57,777 --> 00:28:59,696
All right. I'm trying here, man.
501
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:02,031
I'm working the Miyagi-Do program.
502
00:29:02,657 --> 00:29:04,409
I didn't kick that guy's ass today.
503
00:29:05,869 --> 00:29:07,629
I thought that was
supposed to change things.
504
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:11,124
I'm glad you didn't beat anybody up.
That's a positive step.
505
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:14,252
- Asshole totally deserved it.
- Yeah, I'm... I'm sure he did.
506
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:17,297
Look, Johnny,
Miyagi-Do is not a quick fix.
507
00:29:17,380 --> 00:29:21,426
It's a way of life. I know. I used to say
the same crap about Cobra Kai.
508
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:22,552
It's not crap.
509
00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:25,305
It actually can help you
become a more centered person.
510
00:29:25,805 --> 00:29:28,349
But that doesn't mean
your problems are gonna go away overnight.
511
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,067
What am I supposed to do, man?
512
00:29:38,651 --> 00:29:39,861
Do what I do.
513
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:43,948
Maybe it's time you ditch the gig work,
you know, and get a real 9 to 5.
514
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,206
Come on out, you son of a bitch.
515
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:57,586
Oh.
516
00:29:58,254 --> 00:29:59,254
Round two.
517
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:02,592
Yeah.
518
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:11,184
This time, you're not gonna get me
519
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,311
'cause I got my eyes...
520
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:17,857
on the real prize.
521
00:30:25,323 --> 00:30:26,324
Ais!
522
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,057
Oh. Oh, are you gonna... Oh. Oh!
523
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:34,332
Oh. Damn!
524
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,123
Man, why are the ghosts so fast?
525
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:38,628
All right, enough.
526
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:41,297
You gotta tell us
what is going on with MIT.
527
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:44,425
I mean, did you cheat on the SATs or what?
528
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,969
Fine. I lied.
529
00:30:46,052 --> 00:30:49,305
I didn't get a 790. I got a 750.
530
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:53,852
I just wanted to impress you guys
'cause you're smart and stuff.
531
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,854
Five hundred of it was in English though.
532
00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:58,064
Wait. You got 750 total?
533
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,024
Yeah.
534
00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,945
What? Why are you guys
so worried about this anyway?
535
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:06,155
Because we want to go to MIT.
536
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:08,783
You wanna learn to fix washing machines?
537
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,076
It's not that hard.
538
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,543
{n8}"Midwest Industrial Training."
539
00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:22,005
"Ad meliora." Great, man.
That's... That... That's incredible.
540
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,464
I'm stoked.
541
00:31:23,548 --> 00:31:27,051
So, uh, you guys want me
to make a call or something?
542
00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:33,266
Yeah, my dad, he was super pissed
when I didn't get into any schools.
543
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:36,477
I agree. I slacked off.
544
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:38,521
I'm a freaking idiot, man.
545
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:40,648
You know, I had goals.
546
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,526
I had dreams.
I just didn't stick with them.
547
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:46,863
You know what I mean?
548
00:31:46,946 --> 00:31:47,946
Yeah.
549
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:49,741
Actually, I... I... I do.
550
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,620
Like, I could have gone
to a great party school,
551
00:31:53,703 --> 00:31:55,246
not a safety party school.
552
00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:00,293
The safety is always gonna be there, bro.
553
00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,755
You gotta chase after that damn dream.
554
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:05,672
Yeah, that's...
555
00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:09,010
that's actually
some great advice, Kyler. Yeah.
556
00:32:10,136 --> 00:32:12,221
You think West Valley High
will let me back in?
557
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:13,890
Why would you...
558
00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:16,935
Hey, are you the guys that got into
the fight at the Theta Omega house?
559
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,102
Um...
560
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,814
Hey, those guys are assholes.
They deserve it.
561
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,108
Did someone really knock out Zenker?
562
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:28,071
Yeah, man. Uh, say less, man.
That was me.
563
00:32:28,154 --> 00:32:30,239
Dude. Legend!
564
00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:33,952
Listen, man. If... if you're looking
for another house, you're in.
565
00:32:34,035 --> 00:32:35,036
No hazing.
566
00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:38,414
Just, uh, as long as you can be
that badass all the time.
567
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:43,086
Yeah? I used to kick this guy's ass
all over the Valley.
568
00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:45,588
- Tell them, Rhea.
- It's... it's true.
569
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,549
- You should come by tomorrow.
- All right.
570
00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:49,467
Hey.
571
00:33:06,067 --> 00:33:07,568
- Excuse me one sec.
- Okay.
572
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,321
Hey, Johnny. What's going on?
573
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,532
I've been thinking
about your offer to work here.
574
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:17,120
- I decided let's give it a whirl.
- I... I... I... didn't exactly say...
575
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:20,039
I'm all for playing the slow game.
I fixed the leak at the apartment.
576
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,763
Even though I didn't get that house,
it got rented to someone else,
577
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,669
I'm gonna be ready
to pounce on the next one.
578
00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,130
Where do I park my briefcase?
579
00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:29,340
Uh, j-just excuse me. One... one second.
580
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:34,846
We can give him Robby's old job
filling the popcorn machine.
581
00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:37,306
He thinks I offered him my job.
582
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,891
What do you think's in the briefcase?
583
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:41,561
My money's on a bologna sandwich
and a pile of junk mail.
584
00:33:41,644 --> 00:33:43,312
Not helpful. Okay?
585
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:46,524
He's finally embracing Miyagi-Do.
I gotta come up with something.
586
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,567
Ooh!
587
00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,028
Someone sold a car.
588
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,866
Congratulations.
You're gonna look so hot in this.
589
00:33:54,949 --> 00:33:56,576
Oh. Thank you.
590
00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:58,161
Hi. I'm Daniel LaRusso.
591
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:01,414
Oh, I know who you are.
592
00:34:01,497 --> 00:34:06,210
May I just say that your salesperson,
John, is a real treasure.
593
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:08,212
He made me feel so comfortable.
594
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:11,883
You know, so many salespeople
just come at you so strong.
595
00:34:11,966 --> 00:34:13,652
Sometimes you have to be aggressive,
596
00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:16,345
but it's important
to listen to the customer.
597
00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:18,222
It's all about balance.
598
00:34:18,806 --> 00:34:21,642
Well, I'm gonna send my whole family here.
599
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,938
Well, John here would be happy
to help all of them.
600
00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:30,401
Welcome to the LaRusso family.
601
00:34:30,485 --> 00:34:31,694
Thanks, man.
602
00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,363
What are you waiting for?
Get the lady her bonsai.
603
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,284
You don't...
604
00:34:42,789 --> 00:34:46,709
You sent him to die.
605
00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,337
I sent him to face death.
606
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,255
There is a difference.
607
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:13,986
Mm.
608
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,572
The prize.
609
00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,950
It's not about the prize.
610
00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:24,580
It's about eliminating
what stands in the way.
611
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,923
So now you understand.
612
00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:39,554
Then, finally, we are ready.
613
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:47,937
And nothing will ever
stand in our way again.