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Kids from my dojo
told me to get an Apple.
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You sold me a lemon.
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The piece of shit
won't even turn on.
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First of all, it's a Dell,
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and it's not broken.
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Have you tried pressing
the power button?
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Yeah, of course.
I'm not an idiot.
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[WHIRS]
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[START-UP SOUND]
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Have you seriously
never owned
a computer before?
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Yeah. I'm not a nerd.
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All right.
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Let's see what you got.
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[COMPUTER START-UP SOUND]
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Move, stupid arrow.
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Bullshit.
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Where the hell
is the Internet?
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[BEEPING]
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah, asshole,
I clicked all the buttons.
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I still can't find
the Internet.
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Have you tried
connecting to the Wi-Fi?
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JOHNNY: Obviously.
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What's "Wi-Fi"?
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Dude, this is a pawn shop,
not the Geek Squad.
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Figure it out.
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[CLICKING]
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[CHIMES]
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[CHUCKLES]
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What?
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Truth?
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I knew it.
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You're next.
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[BLOWS LANDING]
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That gets a thumbs-up.
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[LAUGHING]
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You've gotta block that!
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Ugh. Stupid ads.
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DANIEL:
Inner peace, focus, balance.
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These are just
some of the skills
that you will master
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when you join Miyagi-Do Karate.
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I'm Daniel LaRusso,
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and before I was the number-one
auto dealer in the Valley...
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What the hell?
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...I was two-time All Valley
under-18 champion.
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Now, you can learn the secrets
of Okinawan karate,
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true karate, by joining
the Miyagi-Do team.
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Son of a bitch.
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Don't be a snake in the
grass, be a champion.
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Tweet us at #TeamMiyagiDo.
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And all lessons are free.
That's right, free.
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Because at Miyagi-Do,
it's not about the money.
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It's about the karate.
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[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Um...
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Mulligan, send it back.
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There's no mulligans
in volleyball.
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DEMETRI:
[SCOFFS] Says you.
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Water break.
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GIRL: "Cobra Kai"?
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You guys won that
karate tournament, right?
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The All Valley...
The Rumble in Reseda?
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Yes, uh,
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we, uh...
We certainly did.
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Cool.
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We're gonna go for a swim,
but maybe play with you later?
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Most def.
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Uh, that means
"most definitely."
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[GIGGLES]
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[CHUCKLES]
Look at you, player.
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It'd be nice if you actually
earned the Cobra Kai cred
you're so happy to take.
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When are you ever
gonna sign up?
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[STAMMERS]
I don't know.
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I'm kind of enjoying
the gain without the pain.
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MIGUEL: Hawk.
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ELI: Hey, there's the man.
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What's up?
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No. No more of this.
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Look,
it's a beautiful day out,
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the beach is packed
with babes.
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No more sulking about Sam.
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I'm not sulking about Sam.
It's about Sensei.
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Is this about his rap sheet?
My parents read it online.
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I think it makes him
more badass.
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It's about him
and Robby Keene.
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And let's lean more
into the Fourth of July.
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More red, white and blue,
more fireworks.
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Valley Fest is gonna be
even bigger this year,
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so we really want
to stand out, okay?
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Mmm-hmm.
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I brought lunch for
my favorite CEO.
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Come on, you can't
stay mad forever.
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And why would I be mad?
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Just because my husband spent
half our Q3 marketing budget
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on a commercial
for his karate gym?
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Uh... You know
it's called a dojo.
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Look, the dealership
is gonna get all
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the publicity it needs
from Valley Fest.
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For Miyagi-Do, this commercial
could be a real game-changer.
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Is this a midlife crisis?
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Is that what this is?
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Is it like the time
that Jessica Bluestein's
husband started that ska band
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and then shacked up
with a Pilates instructor
half his age?
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Look. [SIGHS]
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I made the commercial
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without discussing it
with you.
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I promise I won't ever
do that again.
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Thank you.
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I just need to amp things up
now that John Kreese is back.
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You know, Johnny Lawrence
is one thing,
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but Kreese?
That guy's dangerous.
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Oh, yeah, real dangerous.
A geriatric karate coach.
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Amanda, this is a man who
literally faked his own death.
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Twice, apparently.
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I know it sounds nuts,
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but that's the kind of
psychopath we're dealing
with here.
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Okay, I never thought
I'd say this, Daniel,
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but I kind of miss
the simple days
of dicks on billboards.
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ANOUSH: Hey, Sensei? Huh?
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Saw the commercial.
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Almost makes me want
to get my karate on.
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Oh, and for the record, I do
not think that you're guilty
of cultural appropriation.
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Cultural what?
What are you even
talking about?
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You can suck up
all you want, Anoush,
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but you are not
going back to Encino.
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We need you here
in North Hollywood.
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ANOUSH: I'm not
a North Hollywood guy.
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My skin is way
too sensitive for tattoos.
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"Asian whitewashing"?
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They're calling me
"Daniel LaRacist" on here.
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"Stereotypical music."
That was Mr. Miyagi's
favorite song.
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Look, don't worry
about that, okay?
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Some people have nothing
better to do than to post
negative comments.
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The important thing is,
you got a lot of likes.
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Sure, some of those
are probably bots,
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but you'll definitely get
a bunch of students.
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So, I did a deep-dive online,
and you were right.
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Sensei is definitely
Keene's father.
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[SIGHS]
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I just don't understand
why he wouldn't tell us.
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I don't know.
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But it explains why
he's giving us shit for kicking
Keene's ass at the tournament.
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Show no mercy,
unless it's his son.
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Then we gotta be pussies.
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You guys, have you seen
the commercial?
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Sam's dad started
his own dojo
and he disses Cobra Kai.
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Because at Miyagi-Do,
it's not about the money.
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It's about the karate.
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"Free karate."
How am I supposed
to compete with that?
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"Snake in the grass."
He's talking about us.
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"Miyagi-Do."
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I should've taken care
of that old bastard
when I had the chance.
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STUDENT: Wait, why are we
paying for karate
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if this other guy's
giving it away for free?
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JOHN: This is an act of war.
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It demands
an immediate response.
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I know what it needs.
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And I know exactly
what I'm gonna do.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Remember,
keep moving in a circle.
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You know, I did make it
to the All Valley finals.
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That's just 'cause
you didn't have to
get through me.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Listen, I wanna thank you.
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For what?
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Last week,
I had no hot water.
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This week, I have
a Jacuzzi in my backyard.
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Well, I wouldn't get
too excited. We did find
a dead possum in there.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Seriously.
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Thank you.
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It's been a little
rough lately,
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and it's nice to have
people look out for you.
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That's what friends do.
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Not all friends.
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All right, guys.
Enough chitchat.
Let's see where you're at.
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Good afternoon.
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Hey, uh, we're looking
for a Miyagi-Do?
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You're in the right place.
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The commercial said
lessons are free?
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They sure are.
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You guys ready to get started?
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Yeah.
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DANIEL: Great.
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Have a couple cans
of paint out front.
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The fence back here
could use a fresh coat.
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Robby'll show ya.
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You want us
to paint your fence?
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Keep an open mind, guys.
It'll all make sense later.
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In order to fully learn
Miyagi-Do Karate,
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you have to unlearn
your misconceptions about
what constitutes training.
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I knew this was bullshit.
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This was all just some scam
to get kids to do
your yard work, huh?
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No, no, no, this is
part of the process.
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[SCOFFS] Yeah.
"The process."
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My mom was right.
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With car salesmen, you always
gotta read the fine print.
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I'm not trying to
sell you anything. I'm trying
to teach you karate.
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[SIGHS] Come on.
Let's go check out that
place with the snake.
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There's a lot of talk
going around the Valley
about free karate.
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But everyone knows
that in life,
you get what you pay for.
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You wanna really kick
the competition?
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[GRUNTS]
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Then you need to get
your ass over to Cobra Kai.
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Screw that lame
meditation bullshit.
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What you need is
bone-crunching, face-smashing,
good ol' American karate.
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[YELLS]
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Enough about self-defense.
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Learn self-offense!
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Don't be a pussy.
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Join Cobra Kai,
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and let me teach you
the way of the fist.
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And cut.
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All right, did we get it?
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I think so.
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All right, great.
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Just make sure
the Cobra Kai snake comes in
at the end, all right?
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I want it to really pop.
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Make it chrome.
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And throw Thunderstruck
under it.
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I'm pretty sure
the rights for that song
will cost too much.
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No, I already own it.
Cassette's in the car.
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Oh. And put one of those
hash browns at the end.
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You know, like, "Hash brown,
Team Cobra Kai" or something.
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And then send it
to the Internet!
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00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,208
Hey, tell that fat piece
of crap Zakarian
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to get the rest of
this shit out of here.
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I got a lot of
new students coming in.
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This isn't a storage
locker anymore.
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Sensei, can we talk
to you about something?
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Look, if it's about
the infomercial, I know.
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It's not about
the commercial.
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It's about Robby Keene.
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What about him?
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I saw his picture
on your refrigerator.
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I wasn't snooping,
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but we know
he's your son.
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That's why you got mad at us
after the tournament, right?
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Is that what you think?
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Um...
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Yeah, Robby's my son,
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but that has nothing to do
with how I run my dojo.
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It's also none of your damn
business, do you understand?
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Yes, Sensei.
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But, Sensei, I...
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JOHNNY: [INTERRUPTS]
"But" nothing.
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Get out.
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00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:03,296
You two clean mats
for the rest of the week.
249
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:05,973
[SIGHS]
250
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:11,939
Something else, Mr. Diaz?
251
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:16,144
No.
252
00:11:31,824 --> 00:11:33,094
AMANDA: Okay. Okay.
253
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,255
All right, all right.
All right, that's great now.
254
00:11:35,293 --> 00:11:36,403
Stay right there.
255
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:39,428
Oh, hey, Sensei,
how's it going?
256
00:11:36,428 --> 00:11:39,428
It's been better.
257
00:11:39,464 --> 00:11:41,234
These kids have no patience.
258
00:11:41,267 --> 00:11:44,467
They see a paintbrush and
sandpaper and they take off.
259
00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:48,173
I just wish they could see
the forest for the trees,
you know what I mean?
260
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:51,236
MAN: Check. Check, one. Check.
261
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:51,236
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
262
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,577
Maybe you can give 'em
a demonstration, you know?
263
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,012
Give them
the old razzle-dazzle.
264
00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,054
[SCOFFS] That's...
265
00:11:58,283 --> 00:11:59,793
That's not a bad idea.
266
00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,818
No, Daniel, I was kidding.
267
00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,818
No, no, no.
268
00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,564
Think about it.
Valley Fest is huge.
269
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,329
You know how much business
this event always drives
to the dealership.
270
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,988
If I could just get
those eyeballs on the dojo...
271
00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:11,197
You could siphon business
from our dealership?
272
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,830
No, no, not siphon.
273
00:12:13,198 --> 00:12:14,898
Synergize.
274
00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:17,343
Synergize,
a karate demonstration.
275
00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:21,639
Right here,
the students and Sensei
of Miyagi-Do Karate
276
00:12:21,673 --> 00:12:25,443
as brought to you
by LaRusso Auto Group.
277
00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:27,908
It's a home run.
278
00:12:29,581 --> 00:12:33,491
Well, I know the customers
would love to see you
in that gi.
279
00:12:34,686 --> 00:12:36,486
Just the customers, huh?
280
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,333
[DOORBELL JINGLES]
281
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,227
The donut shop's
throwing away fritters,
282
00:12:45,263 --> 00:12:47,733
but you keep your paws
off my bounty.
283
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:49,826
Can you just be homeless
somewhere else?
284
00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,568
You taking me home, baby?
285
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,513
Yeah, you wish.
286
00:12:51,603 --> 00:12:53,513
Wow!
287
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,281
I gotta tell you,
288
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,180
it doesn't look good.
289
00:13:01,246 --> 00:13:04,016
LaRusso training your son
like his own.
290
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:05,449
Thanks for your concern.
291
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:09,256
Not sure how you
put up with that.
292
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,855
You should be
training that boy.
293
00:13:15,894 --> 00:13:18,104
Hey, it's never gonna
happen, all right?
294
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,974
Hey, never say "never," okay?
295
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,601
I never thought I'd see
Cobra Kai again in my life.
296
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:29,507
It took my best student
to remind me that
anything is possible.
297
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:34,183
I guess it's good
you still got that Mexican.
298
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,321
Miguel's from Ecuador.
299
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,419
JOHN: Six of one.
300
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:42,521
Better hope that LaRusso
doesn't sink his mitts
into him.
301
00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:56,035
Hey, Sensei. What's going on?
302
00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:57,944
Let's go for a ride.
303
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,207
Good, huh?
304
00:14:05,777 --> 00:14:07,207
Yeah.
305
00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,224
Secret's the chopped onions.
306
00:14:10,782 --> 00:14:11,922
Sal keeps it simple.
307
00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,120
None of that veggie crap.
308
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,422
Just a hot grill
and some quality chuck.
309
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,525
You see that building
over there?
310
00:14:25,564 --> 00:14:26,634
The hospital?
311
00:14:27,966 --> 00:14:29,496
That's where Robby was born.
312
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,673
February 4th, 2002.
313
00:14:34,706 --> 00:14:36,076
It was a Monday.
314
00:14:37,742 --> 00:14:39,982
His mom was in labor
for 17 hours.
315
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,449
It must've been crazy.
316
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:45,946
Yeah, I'm sure it was.
317
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,224
I wasn't there.
318
00:14:53,825 --> 00:14:54,925
And...
319
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,761
My mom had just died.
320
00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,966
I was a real mess.
321
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,268
I never knew my father,
so she was all I had.
322
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:07,313
Next thing I know,
I'm gonna be a dad.
323
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,441
Scared the shit out of me.
324
00:15:13,278 --> 00:15:18,278
So, instead of being up there
welcoming him into the world,
325
00:15:18,316 --> 00:15:21,416
I was down here,
soaking up the booze
from a three-day bender,
326
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,423
trying to get the courage
to walk across the street.
327
00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:27,564
I never got there.
328
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:36,974
I failed my kid
329
00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:41,369
on his very first day
in this world,
330
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,578
[VOICE BREAKS]
and I've been failing him
every day since.
331
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:48,510
Sensei, this is personal stuff.
You don't have to tell me.
332
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:49,477
No, I... [SIGHS]
333
00:15:49,514 --> 00:15:51,654
I should've told you
a long time ago.
334
00:15:55,153 --> 00:15:57,623
It's one of the most
painful things in my life.
335
00:15:59,724 --> 00:16:01,194
But one of the best things
336
00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,627
has been teaching you,
337
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:08,532
and I want you to know,
no matter what happens,
I promise...
338
00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,636
I'll always be on your side,
339
00:16:13,705 --> 00:16:16,275
and I'll always have
your best interests at heart.
340
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,506
Thank you.
341
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:19,613
Yeah, all right.
342
00:16:20,778 --> 00:16:22,378
[CELL PHONE CHIMES AND BUZZES]
343
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:24,418
Sorry.
344
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:29,348
What is it?
345
00:16:27,018 --> 00:16:29,348
It's from Aisha.
346
00:16:29,387 --> 00:16:33,057
She heard that Miyagi-Do
is doing some sort of
demo at Valley Fest.
347
00:16:35,994 --> 00:16:37,204
Oh, they are, huh?
348
00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,625
[BAND PLAYING MUSIC]
349
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,572
[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
350
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,079
[PLAYING MUSIC]
351
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,761
Actually, can you not...
Can you leave it in
a little bit longer? Thank you.
352
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,528
[AIR HISSING]
353
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:12,958
ANNOUNCER: You know,
I've been forecasting
all week
354
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,028
that it's gonna be
a real scorcher.
355
00:17:15,066 --> 00:17:16,096
But I promise...
356
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,095
Hey, guys.
Thanks for doing this.
357
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,407
How you feeling?
358
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:20,738
It's a little short notice,
but I think we got it.
359
00:17:20,772 --> 00:17:22,272
Good, good.
360
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,807
I was thinking,
for the finale, I could
do some kind of flip kick.
361
00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,282
Nah, don't worry
about the finale.
I got it covered.
362
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,276
What's that for?
363
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,324
That?
364
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,319
[YELLING]
365
00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:35,519
You'll see.
366
00:17:44,662 --> 00:17:45,532
[CHEERING]
367
00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:49,699
[STRUMMING]
368
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,836
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
369
00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,245
All right,
all right, all right!
370
00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:03,218
Coming up next,
do I have a treat for you.
371
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:06,348
Please direct your attention
to the LaRusso Auto Group
372
00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:11,055
for a presentation
from Miyagi-Do Karate.
373
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,689
All right!
374
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,689
[CROWD CHEERING]
375
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:20,196
[ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
376
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,550
[ALL GRUNTING]
377
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:37,580
[APPLAUSE]
378
00:18:44,422 --> 00:18:46,292
Is there gonna
be any fighting?
379
00:18:46,991 --> 00:18:48,661
I think so.
380
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:54,203
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
381
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,105
That's called a bo.
382
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,509
That's what Donatello
used to use when he...
383
00:19:04,442 --> 00:19:06,552
He was my favorite
Turtle, so...
384
00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,156
[CROWD EXCLAIMS]
385
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:25,201
[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]
386
00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,702
And now, time
for the grand finale.
387
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:36,840
[RATTLING]
388
00:19:39,277 --> 00:19:40,547
[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
389
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:44,484
STUDENTS: Cobra Kai!
390
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:47,616
ALL: [CHANTING] Cobra Kai!
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
391
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,627
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
392
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,171
What the hell
is going on here?
393
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,729
[CROWD CHEERING]
394
00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,836
[CHANTING CONTINUES]
395
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,905
[ALL GRUNTING]
396
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,952
[CROWD CHEERING]
397
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,952
[FIREWORKS WHISTLING]
398
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,023
[ALL GRUNTING]
399
00:20:20,051 --> 00:20:21,721
More sparks.
400
00:20:21,753 --> 00:20:24,663
Cobras, show them
what real karate looks like!
401
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,258
[BOTH GRUNTING]
402
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,771
Yes!
403
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,867
Noice!
404
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,372
[CHEERING]
405
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,576
[CROWD CHEERING]
406
00:20:49,247 --> 00:20:51,447
[AISHA GRUNTING]
407
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:06,567
[CHUCKLES]
408
00:21:10,135 --> 00:21:11,035
Right here.
409
00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:19,335
Cobras, light it up!
410
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:37,030
[CROWD CHEERING]
411
00:21:38,429 --> 00:21:41,599
CROWD: [CHANTING]
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
412
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:45,873
Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai!
Cobra Kai!
413
00:21:45,904 --> 00:21:47,514
You did it, Sensei.
414
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,810
No, we did it.
415
00:21:49,841 --> 00:21:51,941
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
416
00:22:19,637 --> 00:22:22,437
I thought my last group
of recruits was pathetic.
417
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:25,144
Which one of you has the balls
to take on the champ?
418
00:22:25,176 --> 00:22:26,276
GIRL: I'll take him on.
419
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,980
Game on.
420
00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:30,382
DANIEL: Look,
I've tried everything
to promote Miyagi-Do.
421
00:22:30,414 --> 00:22:33,424
If this doesn't work,
nothing will.
422
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:34,652
ROBBY:
Cobra Kai's more popular.
423
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,416
All right? We need to
show them we can fight, too.
424
00:22:37,456 --> 00:22:39,956
DEMETRI: [ON PHONE] It was
aggravated assault, Eli.
425
00:22:39,991 --> 00:22:41,591
Snitches get stitches.
426
00:22:41,626 --> 00:22:44,456
JOHN: The key is making
your enemy think
you are retreating.
427
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,256
That's when you strike
the hardest.
428
00:22:46,297 --> 00:22:47,397
[GRUNTING]