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ELI'S MOM: No,
you don't understand.
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My son is getting
bullied every day.
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Yeah, they call him names.
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"Freak," "loser," "shitlip."
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It's not right.
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You have to do
something about this.
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You're gonna make
an announcement?
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Don't have them make
an announcement.
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Just, please keep
his name out of it.
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I don't want him
to be embarrassed.
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I'm sure that this will
nip it in the bud.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you realize
what you've done?
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The school needed to know
that this behavior should
not be tolerated.
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Don't you get it?
They're never going to stop
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making fun of me
because I'm a loser.
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That's not true.
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Wake up, Mom!
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I'm a freak.
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I'm never gonna
have any other friends
besides Demetri.
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I'm never going to
get a girlfriend,
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I'm never going to be
anything other than
a kid with a weird lip!
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[SOBBING]
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[EAGLE SCREECHES]
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[WHIRRING]
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RICO: There you go, brother.
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Thanks, Rico.
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See you soon, man.
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Did you get that for me?
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Maybe.
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Hey, asshole twins,
grab my bag. We're out.
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[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
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The whole fence?
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That's like 1,200 square feet.
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Actually, times two.
You forgot about
the other side.
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, okay, I get it.
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You're teaching me
muscle memory.
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Do it a bunch of times, develop
unconscious karate techniques.
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How about we just
cut to the chase
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and you show me the moves?
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[HUFFING]
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[GRUNTS]
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I'm not exactly
the most flexible.
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That's...
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And I have a little
trouble maintaining balance.
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Hope that's not an issue.
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Disproportionate limbs.
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That's it, side to side.
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Can I at least use a roller?
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DANIEL: Left circle,
right circle.
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There you go.
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[GROANING]
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What? What?
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Splinter.
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Ah, it's a big one.
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[SIGHS]
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How much longer
are we doing this?
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My arms are getting tired
and I've had to pee since
before we started.
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[SIGHS]
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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You're a little rusty, Sensei.
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[GRUNTING]
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Okay, pay attention.
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He's got my neck,
I've got his elbow.
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If I try to break out...
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I dig in and I
put him to sleep.
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JOHNNY: If I go for his ribs...
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[GRUNTS]
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He completely
exposes his chest.
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JOHNNY: Two difficult choices.
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What do you do?
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[GRUNTING]
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You damn the consequences
and you power forward.
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You may get hurt,
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but nobody wins
by doing nothing.
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You make a choice,
you make a move,
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you go all-in.
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Good class today.
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[CHUCKLES]
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You still have a hell
of a roundhouse.
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You almost caught me
with that hook.
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I think the students got
a lot out of the lesson.
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But, of course, the most
important student was absent.
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Your boy.
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It's not right
that he's over there.
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We've talked about this.
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Robby wants nothing
to do with me.
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I've tried.
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You've tried, huh?
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So, you just teach
these lessons.
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You don't really
take them to heart.
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"Go all-in."
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[MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKER]
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Oh, my God.
Yasmine has the same
bikini as me.
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Tell her she can
stay in France.
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Hey.
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TORY: Oops.
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Must've slipped
out of my hand.
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What are you even
doing over there?
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Going all-in.
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That was my last
mozzarella stick.
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[SCOFFS] Gotta pay
the vig, blood.
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What's the matter with you?
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Something you should see.
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ELI:
"Very unprofessional sensei."
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"Does not take into account
safety or personal boundaries."
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"Facility in need
of a major face-lift."
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Who the hell does
this guy think he is?
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ROBBY: I don't know
if we'll ever use
this in a fight,
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but if we're ever forced
into a dance battle,
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we're set.
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[LAUGHING]
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Whoa. [GASPS]
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Uh, hey, are we doing
shirts versus skins?
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'Cause I prefer to be a shirt.
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Not saying that you have
to be a skin.
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Unless you want to.
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I support your right to choose.
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Demetri. Over here.
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Hey, Mr. L, before we begin...
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What's...
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It's a note from my mom
excusing me from any extensive
arm and leg movements.
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So, uh,
if there's an alternative
lesson I could do...
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Maybe a workbook.
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Show me "sand the floor."
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You want me
to sand it again?
It's pretty smooth.
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No, no, not actually...
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The movement.
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Show me the movement.
Remember?
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You ready?
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[GRUNTS]
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[SCREAMS]
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You kicked me!
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Why didn't you
block, Demetri?
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You know this.
This is the
muscle memory.
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In case you haven't noticed,
I don't have muscles.
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Do you want
to be here, Demetri?
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Not really.
140
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Then why are you here?
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My whole life I've been,
let's just say,
less than popular.
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But at least
I had a few friends.
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And then Cobra Kai
comes to town,
144
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and next thing I know,
my friends are taking karate
145
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and becoming alpha jerks.
146
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I'm literally
being threatened
by my best friend.
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I just wanted to show
I could fight back.
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Look, I understand
what you're going through.
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I do.
150
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But Miyagi-Do isn't
about showing off.
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It's about...
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Self-defense. I know.
153
00:08:04,617 --> 00:08:08,187
Problem is,
my self is too weak.
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[EXHALES]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hey, excuse me.
Do you know what happened
to the people who live here?
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Excuse me, hablas English?
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[BEEPING]
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[LINE RINGING]
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[ON RECORDING]
Hey, it's Jen. Talk some words.
Maybe I'll call you back.
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SAM: Oh-ho-ho.
Sweet man bun.
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[LAUGHS] I told you it was
a horrible picture.
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You know, if you were friends
with me at the time,
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I could have warned you
that this was a fad.
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Yeah, well, I'm stuck
with it for five years,
so no biggie, right?
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[CHUCKLES] Wait.
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"Robert Swayze Keene"?
168
00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,384
[ROBBY CHUCKLING]
169
00:09:06,412 --> 00:09:09,782
My mom was a huge
fan of Patrick Swayze.
He was an actor in the '80s.
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00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:13,445
Yeah, like I haven't
seen Dirty Dancing,
like, 100 times.
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My mom made me
watch it all the time.
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Made you?
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Okay, maybe I liked it.
174
00:09:20,225 --> 00:09:23,155
I'm more partial
to his performance
in Donnie Darko.
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Interesting movie.
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Mmm, time travel logic
left a lot to be desired.
177
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Wait. Is today Wednesday?
178
00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,167
Yeah.
179
00:09:32,037 --> 00:09:33,167
Mmm-hmm.
180
00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,205
The new issue of
Dungeon Lord came out.
181
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Um, do you guys want anything
from the comic book store?
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00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:39,680
Um, no, thanks.
183
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Okay, uh, I'll be right back.
Make sure no one throws
away my chicken.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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TORY: You want the rest
of this brownie sundae?
186
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I'm not gonna lie to you,
I already ate the brownie
187
00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,758
and the whipped cream
and most of the hot fudge.
188
00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,604
So, you saved me
the melted ice cream?
189
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Yeah, the best part.
190
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[CHUCKLES]
191
00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:04,300
Seriously.
What are you working on?
192
00:10:04,336 --> 00:10:05,736
Um...
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00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,111
Is it something dirty?
Show me.
194
00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,111
No, it's nothing dirty.
195
00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:10,140
Come on.
196
00:10:11,743 --> 00:10:14,253
I could use a girl's opinion
on this actually.
197
00:10:15,114 --> 00:10:17,124
But you have to promise
not to laugh.
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00:10:17,149 --> 00:10:18,619
I can't make that promise.
199
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,621
[SIGHS] Ta-da.
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00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,531
♪ I know there's something
201
00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:29,259
♪ In the wake of your smile
202
00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:30,504
The song is this '80s band...
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00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:31,429
Shh!
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00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,033
♪ I get a notion
205
00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:37,065
♪ From the look
In your eyes, yeah
206
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,414
Is that...
207
00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:41,414
Yes, my ex, Sam.
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00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:42,679
[GRUNTS]
209
00:10:43,909 --> 00:10:45,779
Oh, wait,
watch this right here.
210
00:10:46,678 --> 00:10:47,978
♪ Listen to your heart...
211
00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:51,553
Sam and I have this thing
for octopuses. Or octopi.
212
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,894
It's kind of like
our relationship mascot.
213
00:10:58,324 --> 00:10:59,964
♪ Listen to your heart ♪
214
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:02,026
So, what do you think?
215
00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:05,360
I think you should
delete that.
216
00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:08,767
Put it in the trash,
empty the bin and have
your laptop cremated.
217
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,301
It's that bad?
218
00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:11,301
It makes you look desperate.
219
00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:12,566
Well, I am desperate.
220
00:11:12,604 --> 00:11:14,914
Yeah, but girls aren't
into desperate guys.
221
00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,910
Well, then how am I
supposed to let
her know how I feel?
222
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:20,452
You don't.
You have to act like
you're totally over her.
223
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:21,949
Like you don't care.
224
00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:23,480
Then she'll want you back.
225
00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:24,945
And you know how
to get over her?
226
00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,321
Have a little fun.
227
00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:29,192
And I know just the place.
228
00:11:43,668 --> 00:11:45,368
Don't you worry,
Mrs. Goodwin.
229
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,414
Jason here has an E-Class
ready for you so you can
get on with your day.
230
00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:48,809
[DOOR BELL JINGLING]
231
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,409
Afternoon,
welcome to LaRusso,
North Hollywood.
232
00:11:52,444 --> 00:11:54,114
Where's Robby?
233
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,624
Oh, wait a minute, it's you.
234
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,919
You know I almost died
up on that billboard
'cause of the shit you pulled?
235
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,091
You owe me a new pair
of oxfords, pal.
236
00:12:00,118 --> 00:12:01,618
Look, man, I'm not
in the mood, all right?
237
00:12:01,653 --> 00:12:04,263
I've been to three
of these damn LaRusso
dealerships already.
238
00:12:04,289 --> 00:12:06,829
They said Robby's
been working here.
Just tell me where he is.
239
00:12:06,858 --> 00:12:07,888
Hmm...
[CLICKS TONGUE]
240
00:12:07,926 --> 00:12:11,226
I'm sorry.
I can't do that.
241
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,473
Look, I know you
and Daniel have beef.
242
00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:16,138
He kicked your ass
in high school,
you've been stewing,
243
00:12:16,168 --> 00:12:17,968
but I got enough
crap to deal with
244
00:12:18,003 --> 00:12:19,943
without getting involved
in your little karate
soap opera, so...
245
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,312
[GRUNTING]
246
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:22,312
Whoa! Whoa!
247
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:23,481
Okay, okay, okay.
248
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,579
Now you put your hands on me.
This is not a dojo.
249
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,581
This is the real world.
You don't just throw
people around.
250
00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,583
This is a place
of business, okay? Ow!
251
00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,454
Where's Robby?
252
00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:31,454
Jesus Christ.
253
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:32,753
I don't know, he's not here.
254
00:12:32,784 --> 00:12:34,724
Probably Daniel's house.
He moved in.
255
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:35,953
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
256
00:12:35,987 --> 00:12:37,617
He lives with the LaRussos?
257
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,186
[PANTING]
258
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:45,327
DEMETRI: The Warlock
of Narfoor's back?
He just died.
259
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,834
Have some continuity.
260
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,005
Still can't wait to read
that new issue, huh?
261
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:59,875
Nice hair. What is this,
your Red Hulk phase?
262
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,249
I saw your Yelp review.
263
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:03,922
Take it down.
264
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:06,379
And ruin my
journalistic integrity?
265
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,288
Look, I'm sorry,
but someone had
to say something.
266
00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:13,331
And besides, taking it down
could hurt my Yelp
Elite status.
267
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,889
[GRUNTS]
268
00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:14,889
[CLATTERING]
269
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,896
I said take it down.
270
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:23,069
You think I'm afraid of you?
271
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,872
I know who you really are,
272
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,107
Eli.
273
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,079
So, why don't you,
Rocksteady and Bebop
274
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:33,446
just leave me alone, okay?
275
00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:36,847
[SCOFFS]
276
00:13:36,882 --> 00:13:38,922
Great. So, this is
what it's come to.
277
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:41,021
Gang assault.
278
00:13:41,053 --> 00:13:43,893
Take it down
or we take you down.
279
00:13:44,789 --> 00:13:46,489
You'd actually hurt me?
280
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,257
Well, guess what?
281
00:13:49,294 --> 00:13:51,364
You're not the only one
that knows karate.
282
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,426
I just joined Miyagi-Do.
283
00:13:55,033 --> 00:13:57,003
[NO SHELTER PLAYING]
284
00:13:57,035 --> 00:14:01,005
[SCOFFS] All right.
Let's see what you got.
285
00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:03,309
[GRUNTING]
286
00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:07,446
MAN: Hey!
What's going on
back there?
287
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,747
Get him!
288
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:11,881
♪ Young heart is hard to hold
289
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:15,194
♪ It's young and time
290
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:17,358
♪ Time for war
291
00:14:19,657 --> 00:14:22,827
♪ Danger! No freedom from
292
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,131
Shit!
293
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:28,303
♪ No shelter
Is easy to come... ♪
294
00:14:28,734 --> 00:14:30,004
[WOMAN GRUNTS]
295
00:14:30,635 --> 00:14:31,635
[GRUNTS]
296
00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:34,468
What the...
297
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:35,366
Sorry!
298
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:38,542
Where'd he go?
299
00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:40,748
CHRIS: Come on, man.
300
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,049
We don't have to do this.
I think he learned his lesson.
301
00:14:43,081 --> 00:14:44,851
And who told you to think?
302
00:14:44,883 --> 00:14:46,153
Fan out.
303
00:14:47,685 --> 00:14:48,885
Come on.
304
00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:54,187
Right. Of course they left.
305
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:00,627
It didn't have to
be this way.
306
00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:03,195
You could've joined Cobra Kai
if you weren't such a pussy.
307
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,295
At least I'm not an asshole.
308
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,337
[MITCH GRUNTS]
309
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:08,639
You're dead meat.
310
00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:10,511
[SAM GRUNTS]
311
00:15:13,111 --> 00:15:15,911
Get back. You guys
need to back off.
312
00:15:15,947 --> 00:15:17,647
I don't want to
have to hit a girl.
313
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,523
You wouldn't stand a chance.
314
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,921
[SCOFFS]
315
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,423
Five against three?
316
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:25,219
More like two and a half.
317
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,625
[ALL GRUNTING]
318
00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:53,994
SAM: Demetri, look out!
319
00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,426
DEMETRI: No, no, no, no.
320
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,231
[BOTH GRUNTING]
321
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,134
[CROWD GASPS]
322
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,682
[ROBBY GRUNTS]
323
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,010
[CROWD GASPS]
324
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,383
We saved your chicken.
325
00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:27,417
Thanks.
326
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,061
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO]
327
00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:34,191
[MUSIC STOPS]
328
00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:39,126
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
329
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:40,774
JOHNNY: You have my kid
in your house?
330
00:16:43,301 --> 00:16:44,201
Johnny?
331
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,067
Oh, hey, Carmen.
332
00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:48,535
Got your washing
machine there?
333
00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,041
Uh, yeah.
334
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,705
Are you all right?
335
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,646
Oh, yeah,
I'm good, I'm good.
336
00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:57,681
How are you?
337
00:16:58,583 --> 00:16:59,893
You've been drinking?
338
00:16:59,918 --> 00:17:01,188
Uh...
339
00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:04,488
Okay.
340
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:06,464
Um...
341
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,661
Come, come. Come in.
342
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,661
All right.
343
00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,098
We'll go to your place?
344
00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,098
Mmm-hmm.
345
00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:14,695
SAM: It's like we were
back at the pond.
346
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:15,803
You went left...
347
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,204
And you went right.
348
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:17,204
Yeah.
349
00:17:17,235 --> 00:17:20,035
And I can't believe
how high you got
off that table.
350
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:22,272
Hey, hey, hey,
Mom told me.
You guys okay?
351
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,877
Yeah. Yeah,
Dad, we're fine.
352
00:17:23,909 --> 00:17:25,879
All right, good. Good.
353
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,311
What... What happened?
354
00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,176
Well, they were gonna
hurt Demetri.
355
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:30,483
We had to do something.
356
00:17:31,749 --> 00:17:32,949
Are you mad at us?
357
00:17:32,984 --> 00:17:33,994
Oh... [CHUCKLES]
358
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,619
No, I'm not mad.
359
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:37,094
I'm proud of you.
360
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,832
Karate isn't only
about self-defense.
It's about protecting others.
361
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:43,099
Just don't give me
a heart attack like that
ever again, all right?
362
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:46,798
I mean, just 'cause
we train to fight, doesn't mean
I wanna see you in a fight.
363
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,596
[SIGHS] And you.
364
00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:51,704
I'm glad you're part
of this family.
365
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,312
[EXHALES]
366
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:08,685
I heard you ran the 100-yard
dash in under ten seconds.
367
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:09,790
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
368
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,329
Some people learn
faster than others.
369
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,029
Don't be discouraged.
370
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:17,960
Come on. Let's face the facts.
371
00:18:17,996 --> 00:18:22,866
I can't sand the floor,
I can't wax on,
I can barely wax off.
372
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:27,170
Meanwhile, we've got Jon Snow
and Daenerys Targaryen in there
373
00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:28,535
and I'm just...
374
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,708
Sam Tarly.
375
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,880
Sam Tarly did kill
a White Walker.
376
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:37,317
You watch Game of Thrones?
377
00:18:37,348 --> 00:18:40,748
Oh, I am so down with GoT.
378
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,287
And if it's taught us anything,
379
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:46,361
it's that anyone
could be the hero.
380
00:18:47,058 --> 00:18:48,288
Right?
381
00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:51,958
Come on, show me
sand the floor.
382
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,327
Here?
383
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,327
Yep. It's as good a place
as any. Come on.
384
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,407
Now, we're gonna
take it nice and slow.
385
00:19:01,873 --> 00:19:03,643
Okay? Bow to me.
386
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:06,880
[EXCLAIMS]
387
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,623
Sand the floor.
388
00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:14,549
Look at my eyes.
Sand the floor.
389
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,187
Other side.
390
00:19:21,559 --> 00:19:22,689
Nice.
391
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:25,157
You beat up Demetri
over a Yelp review?
392
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,297
What the hell were you
even thinking?
393
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,832
He joined Miyagi-Do.
394
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,397
So what?
395
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,135
He's your friend.
396
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:33,135
He's a fucking nerd!
397
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,811
And he'll always be a nerd.
398
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,607
You know what?
399
00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:42,706
I like this.
400
00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:45,822
And I like these.
401
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,245
But I'm not dating a bully.
402
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,062
Where are you going?
403
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,062
We're done.
404
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:54,231
No, we're not.
405
00:19:57,028 --> 00:19:58,298
This means forever.
406
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:00,330
And I didn't ask you
to do that.
407
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,900
Hey.
408
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:02,900
[ENGINE STARTS]
409
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:04,735
Hey!
410
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:12,479
[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
411
00:20:26,291 --> 00:20:27,991
[GRUNTING]
412
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:41,972
You get into a fight?
413
00:20:43,975 --> 00:20:45,535
With Miyagi-Do.
414
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,907
[GRUNTING]
415
00:20:48,045 --> 00:20:49,375
We lost.
416
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:53,390
No, you didn't.
417
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:06,670
The fight is only over
when you say it is.
418
00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:13,665
Sounds like you
and this Daniel guy
have a lot of issues.
419
00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:14,814
[SCOFFS]
420
00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:16,309
Issues.
421
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,241
You don't know
the half of it.
422
00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:21,276
He's been a thorn in my side
since high school.
423
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:23,482
What did he do
to you in high school?
424
00:21:24,649 --> 00:21:26,049
[GRUNTING]
425
00:21:29,153 --> 00:21:31,523
Let's just say he made
my life miserable.
426
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:35,464
And now, he moves
my son into his house.
427
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:39,402
I just want to finish this.
428
00:21:39,430 --> 00:21:42,070
I, uh, understand
that you're angry.
429
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,038
This man sounds
like a real jerk.
430
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:47,444
The worst.
431
00:21:47,472 --> 00:21:50,542
But the toll it's going
to take on you, Johnny,
432
00:21:51,509 --> 00:21:53,379
it's not worth it.
433
00:21:53,411 --> 00:21:56,051
These things don't
end well. Trust me.
434
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,420
I've seen it
with my own eyes.
435
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:01,920
My ex-husband
had many enemies.
436
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,621
The only way to end a rivalry
437
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,857
is for someone
to rise above it.
438
00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,597
You have to be
the bigger man.
439
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,737
TORY: Ready?
Three, two, one,
go! [YELLS]
440
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,841
MIGUEL: Oh, my gosh.
You are insane.
441
00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:22,841
[LAUGHING]
442
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,014
Yeah, I heard that before.
443
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,014
[EXHALES]
444
00:22:26,878 --> 00:22:28,248
So dizzy.
445
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,550
You're having
fun, right?
446
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,481
Yes, I am having fun.
447
00:22:33,351 --> 00:22:35,791
You know, when you said
you had a place to go,
448
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:38,860
I figured it'd be some place
where you needed a fake ID.
449
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,790
Yeah, we can go
somewhere like that.
450
00:22:40,825 --> 00:22:43,155
My girlfriend bartends
at this place
over on Cahuenga.
451
00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:47,374
No, no, no, no. I kind of dig
the abandoned playground vibes.
452
00:22:47,398 --> 00:22:49,728
It looks like an awesome place
453
00:22:49,768 --> 00:22:51,738
to fight off
a zombie apocalypse.
454
00:22:52,604 --> 00:22:53,944
Shit, what time is it?
455
00:22:55,406 --> 00:22:56,606
[GRUNTS]
456
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,511
What are we...
457
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,511
Wait for it.
458
00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:00,053
[AIRPLANE ENGINE WHIRRING]
459
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,377
Holy shit!
That was awesome.
460
00:23:06,651 --> 00:23:10,591
Every night,
10:36 on the dot.
461
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,662
It's the last flight
out of Burbank.
462
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,662
Whoa...
463
00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:16,132
Sam and I once went
to this ice cream
shop in Burbank...
464
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,300
Oh, my God.
465
00:23:17,328 --> 00:23:18,898
You were on such a roll.
466
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:21,630
You went like almost an hour
without mentioning her.
467
00:23:23,935 --> 00:23:25,195
Yeah, I'm sorry.
468
00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:26,566
Uh...
469
00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:29,074
Sensei just said to go
all-in and make a move,
470
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:33,447
and I'm still trying
to figure out
what that means.
471
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,848
Well, I think it means
exactly what it sounds like.
472
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:36,750
Yeah?
473
00:23:38,349 --> 00:23:39,679
Make a move.
474
00:23:45,556 --> 00:23:47,756
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
475
00:24:11,049 --> 00:24:12,219
Still up, too, huh?
476
00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,324
Too much adrenaline.
477
00:24:13,384 --> 00:24:15,324
[CHUCKLES]
478
00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,863
You want a s'more?
479
00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,718
Never say no
to free marshmallows.
480
00:24:22,593 --> 00:24:24,003
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
481
00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:28,068
Are you making a s'more
with a peanut butter cup?
482
00:24:28,099 --> 00:24:31,139
I call them "sand-mores."
I'm kind of a genius.
483
00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,472
Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
484
00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,037
[BOTH BLOWING]
485
00:24:46,217 --> 00:24:47,147
I'm sorry.
486
00:24:47,685 --> 00:24:49,015
No. No, it's okay.
487
00:24:49,053 --> 00:24:51,963
No, I mean, you gotta
understand, I've...
488
00:24:51,989 --> 00:24:56,499
I've been in a bad situation
for a long time.
489
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:59,058
And now finally, something
good's happening and...
490
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,266
I can't mess it up.
491
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:06,871
Not that you'd be
messing it up,
but your dad, he...
492
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:08,505
I understand.
493
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,881
Well, this just got awkward.
494
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,785
Yep. [SIGHS]
495
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:28,858
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
496
00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,110
Let's finish the fight.
497
00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:42,736
[CAN RATTLING]
498
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,913
They even took Mr. Miyagi's
Medal of Honor.
499
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:23,150
SAM: Dad?
500
00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:40,727
MIYAGI: Choose.
501
00:26:42,366 --> 00:26:43,266
Oh, no.
502
00:26:44,735 --> 00:26:46,365
[MIYAGI SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
503
00:26:46,404 --> 00:26:47,744
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
504
00:26:50,741 --> 00:26:52,681
[MIYAGI SPEAKING
IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
505
00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,854
[IN ENGLISH]
Mr. LaRusso?
506
00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:03,416
Dad, where are you going?
507
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,715
[ENGINE STARTS]
508
00:27:10,361 --> 00:27:12,361
[GRUNTING]
509
00:27:13,764 --> 00:27:15,074
[CAR APPROACHING]
510
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,203
JOHNNY: Nice work, Diaz.
511
00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,244
Bow. Go again.
512
00:27:17,234 --> 00:27:19,244
[CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
513
00:27:19,270 --> 00:27:20,670
[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
514
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,570
The hell do you think
you're doing?
515
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,108
Like you don't know.
516
00:27:25,142 --> 00:27:27,912
Take your shoes off the mat.
You're disrespecting my dojo.
517
00:27:27,945 --> 00:27:30,945
You're seriously
gonna talk to me
about disrespecting dojos
518
00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,322
after what you just
did to mine?
519
00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,020
I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
520
00:27:34,051 --> 00:27:35,351
I didn't do anything
to your dojo.
521
00:27:35,386 --> 00:27:37,716
Just like you didn't slug
one of my employees, huh?
522
00:27:38,556 --> 00:27:39,986
[SCOFFING]
523
00:27:40,024 --> 00:27:43,094
You know, part of me actually
felt bad for you at one point,
524
00:27:43,127 --> 00:27:47,767
but you make it so easy
to remember who the bad
guy is in all of this.
525
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,099
You call yourself a sensei?
You don't even know
what a sensei is.
526
00:27:51,135 --> 00:27:54,095
A sensei mentors.
A sensei elevates.
527
00:27:54,138 --> 00:27:57,338
He doesn't teach
destruction and disrespect!
528
00:27:57,375 --> 00:28:00,675
I already said I don't know
what you're talking
about, LaRusso.
529
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,352
And you don't know what
you're talking about either.
530
00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:06,682
Yeah, well,
I know you don't...
531
00:28:06,718 --> 00:28:09,988
You don't earn a Medal of Honor
by stealing it.
532
00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,627
Let me tell you something
about your sensei.
533
00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,330
He might teach you
how to fight,
534
00:28:17,361 --> 00:28:21,031
but he doesn't know
a thing about what it
takes to truly win at life.
535
00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:23,195
If you want to help yourselves
before it's too late,
536
00:28:23,234 --> 00:28:25,544
the doors of Miyagi-Do?
Wide open.
537
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:27,570
You come in here
and poach my students?
538
00:28:27,605 --> 00:28:29,805
And what are you gonna
do about it?
539
00:28:34,078 --> 00:28:36,208
You know I'm not gonna
strike first.
540
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:43,416
I'm gonna be a bigger man.
541
00:28:46,123 --> 00:28:47,163
Yeah.
542
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:49,756
We'll see about that.
543
00:28:55,466 --> 00:28:57,166
[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
544
00:28:58,036 --> 00:29:00,066
Where do you
think you're going?
545
00:29:00,105 --> 00:29:01,435
[DOOR CLOSES]
546
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:03,776
What the hell, Chris?
547
00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:06,039
I never liked it here.
548
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:21,955
[DOOR BELL JINGLES]
549
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,978
JOHNNY: Who trashed
the Miyagi dojo?
550
00:29:47,084 --> 00:29:48,224
I want you to figure out
who did it.
551
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:50,223
I gotta go deal
with something.
552
00:29:50,254 --> 00:29:52,024
[GRUNTING]
553
00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:55,156
JOHNNY: Can you man the fort?
554
00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:55,156
JOHN: Of course.
555
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,632
Come back for
another beating?
556
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:56,632
Robby.
557
00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:58,830
ROBBY: This is one of the guys
who was beating on Demetri.
558
00:29:58,862 --> 00:30:00,732
We just want to
learn Miyagi-Do karate.
559
00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:04,274
DANIEL: It doesn't matter
who anyone was before
they stepped into this dojo.
560
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,472
We are all Miyagi-Do.
561
00:30:05,503 --> 00:30:06,473
[ALL GRUNTING]
562
00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:08,773
JOHN: You are all Cobra Kai.
563
00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:11,276
You're about to begin
your real training.