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[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
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Johnny. Hi.
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Hi.
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I'll go get Miguel.
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I'm not here for Miguel.
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[HERE I GO AGAIN PLAYING]
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♪ No, I don't know
where I'm going
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♪ But I sure know
where I've been
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♪ Oh Lord, I pray you give me
strength to carry on
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♪ 'Cause I know what it means
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♪ To walk along
the lonely street of dreams
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♪ And here I go again
on my own
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♪ Goin' down the only road
I've ever known
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♪ Like a drifter
I was born to walk alone
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♪ And I've made up my mind
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♪ Baby
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♪ And I ain't wasting
no more time
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[SONG CONTINUES ON SPEAKERS]
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♪ And here I go again
on my own
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♪ Goin' down the only road
I've ever known ♪
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[RINGING STOPS]
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[GROANS]
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPS] He's alive.
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I made you some breakfast.
Bacon and eggs.
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I even bought you
the Minute Maid
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because I know you hate
the fancy stuff.
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Thanks, Mom.
How's the guest bedroom?
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You have everything
you need?
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No, no. It's fine.
What about you?
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I feel like
I'm coming down
with a fever.
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I don't wanna get
Amanda sick.
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A fever?
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Mmm. Fever. Right.
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You might wanna work on that
so you can get off the couch.
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I know. I'm working on it.
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[TRAINEES GRUNTING
IN DISTANCE]
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Wait. [CHUCKLES]
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Aren't we supposed
to be leading warm-ups?
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Yeah, but your grandma's
staying at the house,
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so this is the only
private time
we're gonna get.
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You know we're gonna have to
tell my parents at some point.
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It's just
not great timing.
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They're in the middle
of a fight.
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So we'll wait
for the right time.
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DEMETRI:
Hey, guys, check it out!
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Look what I found.
It was just sitting
in these rocks.
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Is that Mr. Miyagi's
Medal of Honor?
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That's crazy. We looked
all over for this.
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Huh. Must have been here
the whole time.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Did you see
how she looked at me
when I said, "Two lumps"?
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh, good morning.
Are you heading out?
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I think Miguel left already.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
Just, uh, on my way, so...
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Johnny, uh, this is Graham.
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Pleased to meet you, mate.
Oh.
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Cracking strong grip.
Best take me in for X-rays.
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[CHUCKLES]
Isn't he funny?
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Yeah, he's very...
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[SIGHS] Well, see you
later, Johnny.
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All right, I'll see you later.
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He teaches
my son karate.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Wow.
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Is that lunch
from Sugar Fish?
And look at that.
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Matcha green tea
from Urth Caffe.
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Someone must have trekked
over the hill.
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Thank you.
But I actually...
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And before you even bring up
the inventory statements,
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I've already taken them
off your plate.
I finished them an hour ago.
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So, I don't know about you,
but that toro right there
is calling my name.
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I've got a lunch
with the sales team
over at Woodland Hills.
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It's on our joint calendar.
But, um, you enjoy.
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But it's a lot of sushi.
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Share it
with the customers.
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Hey. There's free sushi
in there if you're hungry.
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WOMAN: Thank you.
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MIGUEL: What about Friday?
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TORY: I can't.
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I'm working
at the roller rink.
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Great. Let's turn it
into a date night.
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[CHUCKLES] Candlelit dinner
at the snack bar on my break?
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Look, there's nothing more
romantic than free hot dogs
and chicken nugs.
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Free? Not for you.
You gotta pay up.
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I'll splurge.
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All right. But you gotta wear
a costume. It's '80s night.
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Are you kidding?
I love the '80s.
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Dibs on Anthony Michael Hall
in Weird Science.
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I don't think you have
to call dibs on that.
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One second.
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Hey.
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What's up?
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About Coyote Creek,
we cool?
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[SCOFFS] We were enemies
for a day,
but Cobra Kai for life.
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[GRUNTS]
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Everybody, fall in.
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Today, we'll be learning
one of the most
important lessons
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a Cobra Kai
could ever know.
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Where's Sensei Kreese?
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Shouldn't we wait for
the sensei emeritus
before we get going?
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[EXHALES] Or not.
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Mr. Kreese will no longer
be joining us.
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BOY: Seriously?
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I made a promise
when I became your sensei.
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To always look out
for your best interests.
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Despite how hard
this may be for all of us,
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he didn't have
our best interests at heart.
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John Kreese may have
founded Cobra Kai,
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but he no longer represents
what this dojo stands for.
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His Cobra Kai was old
and outdated.
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He refused to move forward,
and what happens
when we do that, Mr. Diaz?
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You get stuck like cement.
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Exactly.
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To be a great fighter,
you gotta learn to adapt.
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This creed on the wall...
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Follow it to the letter,
it'll make you strong.
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It'll make you formidable.
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It'll also make you an asshole.
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'Cause that's just black paint
on a white wall.
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But life's not
black and white.
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More often than not,
it's gray.
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And it's in those gray areas
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where Johnny Lawrence's
Cobra Kai
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sometimes shows mercy.
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Doesn't mean you can't
be badass. It's still
a requirement.
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But you have to learn to think,
not just with your gut,
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or your fists,
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but to really use this.
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Which leads me
to today's lesson.
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[STUDENTS CHUCKLE]
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Headbutting.
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Grab a partner.
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[GROANS]
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That was awesome.
Do me next.
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[RAYMOND GROANS]
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Hey, uh, Sensei.
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Just tuck in your chin
and aim for the nose
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with the crown of your head.
It's not that hard.
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No, it's not about headbutting.
I think I got that down.
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It's about Sensei Kreese.
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What about him?
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I know he's your friend,
so if you wanna talk...
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You don't have to
worry about me.
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Besides, you should be focused
on that girlfriend of yours.
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You know about that?
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I'm not blind.
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Just don't get distracted.
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Yeah.
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All right? You can play
"hide the plantain"
on your own time.
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But in class,
I need you focused.
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Yes, Sensei.
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What about you?
Do you have any, uh...
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Don't worry about me,
all right?
I do just fine.
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Okay.
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If you wanted to,
I could set you up
on an app.
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That's how my mom
found her boyfriend.
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Yeah, how's that going?
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It's going well.
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She's had some pretty bad luck
with guys, so it's nice to see
her happy.
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That's good.
I'm glad to hear that.
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So, uh, all right,
what's the deal
with this app thing?
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AMANDA: So, we have
some new cars
on the showroom floor.
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Let's get the detail guys
in here because they can
never be too...
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...clean.
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DANIEL: All right.
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Here you go. No, no.
Demetri, you know this.
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Wax on with the right hand,
counter-clockwise
with the left.
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Watch Demetri.
He's got it.
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Not bad, right?
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Child labor.
That's a bold move.
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It's crazy no one's
ever thought of it.
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Ten more minutes
of training, okay?
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Wait, wait. No, no.
It's not training.
This is me trying to help.
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Say I'm sorry.
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What else can I do, Amanda?
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It's not a puzzle, Daniel.
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Look, I don't wanna fight.
I just know that
this is not permanent.
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Neither is sushi.
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You can't put a Band-Aid
on an open head wound.
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Our marriage
is an open head wound?
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Pick whatever
analogy you want.
You know what I mean.
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Okay. The app is downloaded.
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What type of women
are you looking to meet?
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]
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Super hot babes. Dumb question.
Okay, what are your likes?
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My likes?
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Mmm-hmm.
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What am I supposed to say?
Long walks on the beach?
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I like muscle cars,
martial arts
and Iron Eagle.
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And Iron Eagle II.
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Why aren't you texting
this down? Computer dating
was your idea.
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Look, you have to
take this seriously.
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It used to be simple.
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Find a chick in a bar.
Bump into her hard,
but not too hard.
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Pretty hard.
Then you buy her a beer.
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No.
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Tried and true, Diaz.
That's how the cavemen did it.
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Cavemen. That's another like.
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Like the ones in those
insurance commercials.
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[SIGHS] I think I can fill out
the rest of this on my own.
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What about clothes?
What are you wearing?
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You gonna teach me
about fashion now?
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Might have to.
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Okay.
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00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,280
So, I was thinking
a buttoned-up shirt
and some distressed jeans.
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You have any of those?
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I have old jeans,
if that's what you're saying.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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Hey. There's a chick
on my app.
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MIGUEL: Yeah, look, all right.
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Just swipe right if you
like her and we'll set up
a bunch of dates.
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This is dumb. You can't find
anything out about a chick
from one look...
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Ooh, this one's hot.
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Hey, can I borrow this jacket?
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Huh?
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Yeah, whatever.
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00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,635
No.
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No. Not with a ten-foot pole.
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Lose that mole, you're in.
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Eh. Actually, yes.
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LUCILLE: Hey, Sammy.
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Come help me
with the groceries.
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00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:06,832
Oh. I didn't realize
you were both here.
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Hi, Mrs. LaRusso.
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Hi.
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I got a couple more bags
in the car.
Be a help, will you?
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Unless we wanna keep
avoiding your family,
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we should probably go out
one of these nights.
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WOMAN: My oldest is eight,
and I also have
a 4-year-old.
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There they are.
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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh, they're so cute.
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Thanks.
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00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:32,115
It's tough trying to meet
someone who likes to have fun,
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but also knows
how to handle kids.
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With my job,
I'm around kids
all the time, so...
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Believe me, I know
how to handle them.
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That is so good to hear.
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This one time, this kid
in my class was texting
on his phone.
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Mmm-hmm.
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00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:45,158
So I body-slammed him
247
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:47,397
into the mat,
flying elbow to his teeth.
248
00:12:47,432 --> 00:12:49,202
[JOHNNY CHUCKLES]
249
00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:51,774
One sec. I gotta read
this email real quick.
250
00:12:51,804 --> 00:12:52,874
You can read your email
on that thing?
251
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:55,165
Yeah. You've never seen
a smartwatch?
252
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,077
Oh, smartwatch.
253
00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:59,848
Yeah. I read my emails
all the time.
254
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:01,852
In my smartphone.
255
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:04,518
It's an Ericsson.
256
00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:08,050
I try to stay active
in a variety of organizations.
257
00:13:08,086 --> 00:13:10,586
We combat all institutions
of oppression.
258
00:13:10,622 --> 00:13:15,092
Runaway capitalism,
climate change denial,
the patriarchy.
259
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:18,497
The problem is, a lot of these
issues are becoming systemic.
260
00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,530
Oh, yeah.
Totally systemic.
261
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:22,065
I hate the Patriots, too.
262
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:23,940
Listen, what do you say
we quit the chit-chat,
263
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,669
and hop in my Challenger?
264
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:29,074
Teach you how to drive a stick.
If you know what I mean.
265
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:35,253
Johnny, right? Sorry I'm late.
The traffic on the 101
was just...
266
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,778
Wait. Have we met before?
267
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,217
I don't know.
268
00:13:40,752 --> 00:13:42,092
Hold on.
269
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:45,591
You're that dumb asshole who
hung my TV on the wrong wall.
270
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,692
You never told me
which wall to put it on.
271
00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,427
Because of you,
I got fired.
272
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,932
You called me a bitch!
273
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:53,373
No, I said you were
bitching at me!
274
00:13:53,398 --> 00:13:56,498
You know what? That's it.
I'm done
with these shitty apps.
275
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,570
Bitch.
276
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,356
What's this?
277
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,464
Ah, just taking a walk
down memory lane.
278
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:26,867
[CHUCKLES]
279
00:14:26,898 --> 00:14:28,898
A scrapbook? [CHUCKLES]
280
00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:31,274
I thought everything was
in the cloud now.
281
00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,840
I'll digitize it
sooner or later.
282
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:36,982
It's just, something
about these old pictures.
283
00:14:37,008 --> 00:14:40,508
Looking at them on your phone
just doesn't do them justice,
you know?
284
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,946
Very true.
285
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:45,078
Ooh, you got
some good ones.
286
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:48,387
Look at my hair. The '80s!
287
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,020
[CHUCKLES]
288
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:50,020
Oh, man.
289
00:14:56,528 --> 00:14:57,658
It'll get better.
290
00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,230
She'll come around.
291
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:02,099
[SIGHING] I know, Ma.
292
00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,668
I've tried every grand gesture
I could think of.
293
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,165
[SIGHS]
294
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,150
Remember Coney Island?
295
00:15:14,913 --> 00:15:16,923
It's about the best day
of my life.
296
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,519
Dad and I ate something
297
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:22,090
from every booth
on the row. Nathan's...
298
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,320
Cotton candy,
frozen custard,
you name it.
299
00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:26,756
He still took me
on the Cyclone
five times in a row.
300
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,632
[CHUCKLES]
That sounds like him.
301
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:37,035
It was about the time
he started getting sick.
302
00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:38,602
[SIGHS]
303
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:44,279
You know what I remember?
304
00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:44,279
What?
305
00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,650
What do you call...
What was it, uh...
306
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:50,549
"The Wonder Wheel."
That's what it was.
307
00:15:47,679 --> 00:15:50,549
Oh, yeah.
308
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,052
My God.
That amazing view.
309
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:55,253
No. No, no, no. The line.
310
00:15:56,688 --> 00:15:58,218
That's what I remember.
311
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:02,227
It wasn't the lights,
it wasn't the ride.
312
00:16:03,095 --> 00:16:05,125
It was the smallest moment.
313
00:16:06,531 --> 00:16:10,401
We were waiting in line
on the Wonder Wheel,
314
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:14,009
and, uh... Just us.
315
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:18,009
And Dad held my hand
316
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:22,284
and he put his head
on my shoulder.
317
00:16:24,449 --> 00:16:25,519
Right here.
318
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:30,491
And he told me
he loved me.
319
00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:31,522
[CHUCKLES]
320
00:16:33,892 --> 00:16:38,502
I could still feel his hair
on my cheek.
321
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:46,369
That's all I ever wanted
to know.
322
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,782
That he was in it with me.
323
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,343
No matter what.
324
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,680
[SNICKERS]
325
00:17:00,985 --> 00:17:02,385
I love you.
326
00:17:03,021 --> 00:17:04,591
Love you, Ma.
327
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,231
[ROCK SONG PLAYING]
328
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,729
♪ I got it so bad
329
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:15,196
♪ I just want to say that
330
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:21,273
♪ I swear I can't hide
331
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,837
♪ How I feel about you
332
00:17:24,876 --> 00:17:27,746
♪ How I feel about you
333
00:17:27,779 --> 00:17:30,679
♪ How I feel about you
334
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,146
♪ How I feel about you ♪
335
00:17:33,418 --> 00:17:34,818
[SIGHS]
336
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:41,458
Hey, it's been a long time.
But just signed up
on the Facebook.
337
00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:46,333
It's an app on my smartphone.
Maybe we connect
one of these days?
338
00:17:47,598 --> 00:17:48,768
Johnny.
339
00:17:54,806 --> 00:17:56,406
Nah, too desperate.
340
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,540
Hey.
341
00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,540
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
342
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:02,847
Shit. Sorry about that.
343
00:17:59,577 --> 00:18:02,847
It's all right. No sweat.
344
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:05,651
Let me make it up to you.
Buy you another Banquet?
345
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:08,322
Yeah.
346
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,520
[DANCE HALL DAYS PLAYING]
347
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:16,231
♪ Take your baby
by the hand
348
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:20,699
♪ And make her do
a high handstand ♪
349
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,402
[CHUCKLES]
350
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:25,674
Gotta say, I wasn't sure
about the costumes,
351
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:28,414
but it's definitely nice not
having to sneak around.
352
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,770
I still think
you should have dressed
353
00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,138
like Andrew McCarthy
for synergy,
354
00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:32,576
or at least Duckie.
355
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:35,680
Come on. With the hair,
you know my only option
was Spader.
356
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,383
I'm starving.
357
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:40,586
Oh, excuse me.
Can we get some menus?
358
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,558
Oh. Look who it is.
359
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,317
[STAMMERS]
360
00:18:46,357 --> 00:18:47,957
I didn't know
you worked here.
361
00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:51,163
Yeah, well, not all of us
get to use
Daddy's credit card.
362
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:54,126
Look, we just wanted
to order some food.
I'm sorry.
363
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,595
What time do you go
on break?
364
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,304
I wanted to time it out
so that the fries
are actually crispy.
365
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:01,074
Oh. Um...
366
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:02,766
Hey, I didn't
recognize you. I...
367
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,475
Dig the costumes.
368
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:06,475
Thanks.
369
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:11,152
Uh, Tory,
this is Sam and Robby.
370
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:12,652
Yeah, we've met already.
371
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,394
Sam and I had a little run-in
at the beach club.
372
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:15,394
Oh.
373
00:19:17,021 --> 00:19:18,921
So, how do you two know
each other?
374
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:21,927
Tory's in Cobra Kai.
375
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,834
Figures.
376
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,834
What was that?
377
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,574
Nothing.
378
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:30,669
All right, I gotta
get back to work.
See you later, babe.
379
00:19:38,442 --> 00:19:40,782
Come on.
Let's get some skates.
380
00:19:44,682 --> 00:19:47,352
I swear, she's sitting there
tapping on her watch,
381
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:48,645
like she's in frikking
Knight Rider.
382
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:49,956
"K.I.T.T., where the hell
are you?"
383
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,088
[LAUGHS]
384
00:19:52,123 --> 00:19:54,933
People now. I ditched
the apps completely.
385
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:58,130
Yeah, all this nerd technology
messes with your head.
386
00:19:58,163 --> 00:19:59,633
It used to be simple.
387
00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:01,234
Like...
388
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,970
...this.
389
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,970
Yeah.
390
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:06,544
Like this.
391
00:20:10,708 --> 00:20:14,548
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Can you, uh, get me another?
392
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:15,749
Sure.
393
00:20:17,548 --> 00:20:19,548
What about that girl
you were telling me about?
394
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,754
GRAHAM: Yeah, I'm seeing her
later tonight.
395
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:21,754
Hmm.
396
00:20:21,786 --> 00:20:26,116
Mate, I'm telling you,
you should see her apartment.
She lives with her mum.
397
00:20:26,157 --> 00:20:27,357
Really?
398
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,162
Way I see it, she's good
for a few bangs
399
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,534
and then I'll drop her.
400
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:30,534
[CHUCKLES]
401
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,532
I mean, I'm not trying to be
a dad to her kid or anything.
402
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:36,997
Hey there, beautiful.
403
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,010
Everything okay?
404
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,010
Yeah.
405
00:20:49,714 --> 00:20:53,324
Okay, I'll admit,
it's kinda weird
running into your ex.
406
00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:55,591
Plus, that girl Tory
is the worst.
407
00:20:57,455 --> 00:21:01,025
Remember what your dad says.
"There's good in everyone."
408
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,699
She just has to be shown
the right way.
409
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,029
But if you want to
kick her ass,
I won't stop you.
410
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:07,904
[BOTH LAUGH]
411
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:10,142
[IF YOU LEAVE PLAYING]
412
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:13,268
Oh, no way.
Oh, that's too perfect.
413
00:21:13,304 --> 00:21:15,314
I might have said something
to the DJ.
414
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:18,880
That is such a Duckie move.
You're a Duckie
in Spader clothing.
415
00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:21,846
[SKATE SQUEAK]
416
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:24,949
Whoa, are you okay?
417
00:21:21,879 --> 00:21:24,949
Crap, my skate broke.
418
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:29,021
Uh, I'll be right back.
I'll come find you.
419
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:29,021
Okay.
420
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:34,355
♪ If you leave
Don't leave now
421
00:21:34,392 --> 00:21:36,902
♪ Please don't take
my heart away ♪
422
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:37,898
Hey.
423
00:21:39,363 --> 00:21:40,703
What do you want?
424
00:21:40,732 --> 00:21:42,632
I think my skates
are too big.
425
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,536
Look, about Tory...
426
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:47,510
I can't believe you could be
with a girl like that.
427
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:52,614
You don't even know her.
428
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:52,614
I know enough.
429
00:21:52,643 --> 00:21:57,453
Three hot dogs,
two vanilla shakes
and a Coke with extra ice.
430
00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:03,323
I should be the one
that's pissed off.
431
00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:06,492
Here you are, making me think
I'm a paranoid asshole
432
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,085
and yet you're on a date
with Robby?
433
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:09,556
It's not a date.
434
00:22:12,830 --> 00:22:14,830
Not a date. Yeah.
435
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,600
Heard that one before.
436
00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:20,666
Look, I just came
to clear the air
437
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:22,435
so that things
wouldn't be weird.
438
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,005
I guess that's a lost cause.
439
00:22:31,382 --> 00:22:33,052
Thanks.
440
00:22:33,084 --> 00:22:35,624
But I told him,
"It better be a Harley
or I'm not getting on."
441
00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:37,918
Yeah, I'm the same way.
442
00:22:37,956 --> 00:22:39,486
MELISSA: So, what kind of car
do you drive anyway?
443
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:41,758
I'm a Mustang
kind of girl, so...
444
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,663
GRAHAM: Be right back,
darling.
445
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,663
WOMAN: I'll be right here.
446
00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:48,034
Bloody hell.
447
00:22:48,066 --> 00:22:49,896
America's falling apart.
448
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:52,666
MELISSA: Hey, you wanna
get some food?
449
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,544
I know a good burger joint.
450
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:54,544
[SIGHS]
451
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:59,508
I'm sorry. I have to go.
452
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:03,417
What?
Don't you want my number?
453
00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,093
[URINATING]
454
00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:07,093
[GRUNTS]
455
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,785
Go on. Room for one more.
456
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,694
[ZIPS ZIPPER]
457
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:14,694
Hey, man.
458
00:23:16,194 --> 00:23:18,664
I heard what you said
about Carmen.
459
00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:21,166
If you gonna do that,
just break it up
with her, all right?
460
00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:24,299
Oh, you're the neighbor,
aren't you?
You fancy her, mate?
461
00:23:24,335 --> 00:23:28,065
[SCOFFS] Cheers for the advice.
I've got some advice for you.
462
00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,166
Bugger off!
463
00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,707
[GROANING]
464
00:23:33,811 --> 00:23:34,811
[GRUNTS]
465
00:23:35,312 --> 00:23:36,182
No, no!
466
00:23:37,849 --> 00:23:39,149
You're lucky
I'm showing mercy.
467
00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:42,118
This is mercy?
468
00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:45,324
Never go near Carmen again.
Do you understand?
469
00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:47,186
Whatever you say.
I'll ghost her.
470
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:49,525
You'll what?
471
00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:49,525
I'll leave her alone,
I'll disappear.
472
00:23:50,128 --> 00:23:51,158
Damn right you will.
473
00:23:55,299 --> 00:23:56,169
Mate.
474
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:06,438
[SIGHS] I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to...
475
00:24:06,477 --> 00:24:08,847
Oh. Hey, Robby.
476
00:24:06,477 --> 00:24:08,847
Hey.
477
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,580
So, I've gotten
two compliments
on my outfit.
478
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,146
But everyone thinks
I'm some guy
named Dan Johnson.
479
00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:17,455
You ever heard of him?
480
00:24:14,185 --> 00:24:17,455
Uh, no.
481
00:24:17,488 --> 00:24:19,458
I'm sure whoever he is,
he's cute.
482
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,391
[GROANS]
483
00:24:21,425 --> 00:24:23,085
ROBBY: Are you okay?
484
00:24:21,425 --> 00:24:23,085
Oops.
485
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,098
Sorry, princess.
486
00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:29,502
ROBBY: Sam!
487
00:24:27,732 --> 00:24:29,502
[TORY GASPS]
488
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:31,174
[ALL EXCLAIM]
489
00:24:32,703 --> 00:24:35,073
What the hell, Sam?
490
00:24:32,703 --> 00:24:35,073
What? Me...
491
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:36,066
Are you okay,
Tory?
492
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:38,535
Thanks.
493
00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:40,776
All right, you're done.
You're out.
494
00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:42,711
She's the one
who started it.
495
00:24:40,811 --> 00:24:42,711
You're out.
496
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:02,333
What is this?
497
00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:04,637
You shouldn't be
working this late.
498
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:08,639
Yeah, well, with Anoush gone,
somebody has to review
today's transactions.
499
00:25:08,672 --> 00:25:10,542
I want you
to forget about that
500
00:25:10,574 --> 00:25:12,614
and I want you to remember
something else.
501
00:25:13,911 --> 00:25:18,121
Sixteen years ago,
grand opening party.
Remember?
502
00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:20,787
Is this a sobriety test?
503
00:25:20,819 --> 00:25:23,219
Oh, come on, you remember.
Play along.
504
00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:25,785
Our first big opening.
505
00:25:32,763 --> 00:25:35,073
Enjoy the party.
Buy a car!
506
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:37,370
Come with me.
507
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,002
Where are we going?
508
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,002
Come on.
509
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,267
Oh, okay.
510
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:44,037
Mmm.
511
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:44,037
[EXHALES]
512
00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:44,935
Here we go.
513
00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:46,376
What, you trying
to torture me?
514
00:25:46,411 --> 00:25:48,781
Nah. Don't worry.
It's sparkling cider.
515
00:25:48,813 --> 00:25:49,953
Ooh.
516
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,117
Well, we're ditching
our own grand opening party,
517
00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,993
we better be drinking
to something good.
518
00:25:57,322 --> 00:25:58,722
How about,
519
00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,330
to finally having
520
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,290
something that's ours?
521
00:26:03,327 --> 00:26:05,297
But what about
this little one?
522
00:26:05,329 --> 00:26:09,429
What, her? No, no. She's mine.
You can have the next one.
523
00:26:05,329 --> 00:26:09,429
[LAUGHS]
524
00:26:09,467 --> 00:26:11,737
Okay, to something
that's ours.
525
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:17,737
Mmm.
526
00:26:17,775 --> 00:26:19,005
How about some music?
527
00:26:19,043 --> 00:26:20,113
Mmm-hmm.
528
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,680
[YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION
PLAYING]
529
00:26:24,715 --> 00:26:27,215
Wow. You really
prepared for this.
530
00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:29,686
You have no idea.
531
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,931
Don't tell me
this is the same cider.
532
00:26:33,291 --> 00:26:36,931
No way.
533
00:26:37,695 --> 00:26:41,295
This is the good stuff.
534
00:26:41,332 --> 00:26:44,902
♪ You know our love
was meant to be ♪
535
00:26:47,037 --> 00:26:50,677
So, this was
the grand plan, huh?
Trip down memory lane?
536
00:26:51,442 --> 00:26:52,612
It's not bad.
537
00:26:53,711 --> 00:26:55,881
It was a good night
for the dealership.
538
00:26:57,615 --> 00:26:58,975
Forget the dealership.
539
00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:01,790
What I remember most
about that night
540
00:27:01,819 --> 00:27:03,919
was sitting in the back seat
of that car,
541
00:27:03,954 --> 00:27:06,164
just you and me
mapping out our future.
542
00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:12,933
[SIGHS] Look. I know I've been
MIA the last few months.
543
00:27:14,532 --> 00:27:16,772
Part of it was Cobra Kai.
544
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,941
Part of it was
missing Mr. Miyagi.
545
00:27:22,373 --> 00:27:23,713
Opening up that dojo
546
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:26,342
definitely made it feel like
he was back in my life again.
547
00:27:28,212 --> 00:27:29,252
I know.
548
00:27:30,214 --> 00:27:32,324
And I don't want you
to have to give that up.
549
00:27:33,651 --> 00:27:36,761
But I also know
if he was here right now,
550
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:39,789
he would tell me,
"Forget about karate.
551
00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:43,056
"Focus on what's important."
552
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:45,759
Oh, yeah?
553
00:27:46,197 --> 00:27:47,667
And what's that?
554
00:27:48,432 --> 00:27:51,902
♪ In my heart
In my soul
555
00:27:51,936 --> 00:27:54,966
♪ You're the meaning
in my life
556
00:27:55,005 --> 00:27:58,505
♪ You're the inspiration
557
00:27:58,543 --> 00:28:01,713
♪ You bring feeling to my life
558
00:28:01,745 --> 00:28:05,745
♪ You're the inspiration
559
00:28:05,783 --> 00:28:08,053
♪ Wanna have you near me
560
00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:11,855
♪ I wanna have you
hear me sayin' ♪
561
00:28:16,427 --> 00:28:17,697
CARMEN: Hi, Johnny.
562
00:28:18,796 --> 00:28:21,026
Hey, how you doing?
563
00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:24,695
I, uh, was supposed
to go out with Graham,
564
00:28:25,903 --> 00:28:27,773
but looks like
he stood me up.
565
00:28:28,072 --> 00:28:29,312
Oh.
566
00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:31,711
Forget about him.
567
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:34,981
You don't deserve
a loser like that.
568
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,250
You deserve a guy
that at least shows up.
569
00:28:39,283 --> 00:28:41,853
Anybody'd be lucky
to go on a date with you.
570
00:28:42,753 --> 00:28:44,163
You asking me out?
571
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:47,858
What if I am?
572
00:29:01,105 --> 00:29:02,935
CARMEN: So, how's Miguel's
training going?
573
00:29:02,974 --> 00:29:05,144
He's on the right path.
You should be proud.
574
00:29:05,176 --> 00:29:08,446
He has this new girlfriend.
I can't keep up with
all the drama.
575
00:29:08,479 --> 00:29:10,779
SAM: I just don't understand
what Miguel sees in her.
576
00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:13,115
At least you both
moved on, right?
577
00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:13,115
Yeah.
578
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:15,520
Why don't you come over later?
It should be wild.
579
00:29:16,187 --> 00:29:17,887
[ALL CHEERING]
580
00:29:18,722 --> 00:29:19,762
Oh, come on.
581
00:29:19,790 --> 00:29:20,990
You gotta be kidding me.
582
00:29:21,025 --> 00:29:22,755
DANIEL: What the hell
is your problem?
583
00:29:22,793 --> 00:29:25,403
JOHNNY: You, LaRusso.
You've been a major pain
in my ass all summer.
584
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,470
BOY: Come on!
585
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,470
ALL: [CHANTING]
Drink, drink, drink.
586
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,199
RAYMOND:
Oh, I smell a rumble.