1 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:09,709 ( Dean Martin's "Ain't That a Kick in the Head?" ) 2 00:00:09,742 --> 00:00:13,345 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:13,379 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ How lucky can one guy be? ♪ 4 00:00:17,116 --> 00:00:20,419 ♪ I kissed her, and she kissed me ♪ 5 00:00:20,453 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪ Like the fella once said ♪ 6 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,692 ♪ Ain't that a kick in the head? ♪ 7 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,626 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:31,330 ♪ The room was completely black ♪ 9 00:00:31,363 --> 00:00:35,034 ♪ I hugged her, and she hugged back ♪ 10 00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:37,103 ♪ Like the sailor said, quote ♪ 11 00:00:37,136 --> 00:00:41,007 ♪ Ain't that a hole in the boat? ♪ 12 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,276 ♪ My head keeps spinning ♪ 13 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:47,947 ♪ I go to sleep and keep grinning ♪ 14 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,617 ♪ If this is just the beginning ♪ 15 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:56,555 ♪ My life is gonna be beautiful ♪ 16 00:00:56,589 --> 00:01:00,326 ♪ I've sunshine enough to spread ♪ 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,662 ♪ It's just like the fella said ♪ 18 00:01:03,696 --> 00:01:05,331 ♪ Tell me quick ♪ 19 00:01:05,364 --> 00:01:10,069 ♪ Ain't that a kick in the head? ♪ 20 00:01:10,102 --> 00:01:11,937 ♪ ♪ 21 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:15,074 ( menacing music ) 22 00:01:15,107 --> 00:01:17,576 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:20,847 ( all shouting ) 24 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:27,220 ♪ ♪ 25 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:33,760 ♪ Ain't that a kick in the head? ♪ 26 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:37,430 ♪ ♪ 27 00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:49,909 So am I going to get the karate pajamas, too-- 28 00:01:49,942 --> 00:01:51,544 Quiet! 29 00:01:51,577 --> 00:01:53,145 The student only speaks when spoken to. 30 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:54,513 Is that understood? 31 00:01:54,546 --> 00:01:56,416 Uh, yes. 32 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,118 -Yes, sir? -You will always address me 33 00:01:59,152 --> 00:02:00,720 as "Sensei," is that understood? 34 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:02,021 Yes, Sensei. 35 00:02:02,054 --> 00:02:03,556 These aren't pajamas. This is a gi. 36 00:02:03,589 --> 00:02:06,592 And you'll get one when you've earned it. 37 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,628 All right, are you ready to begin your training? 38 00:02:08,661 --> 00:02:10,129 Yes, Sensei. 39 00:02:10,162 --> 00:02:11,430 -What the-- -Hyah! 40 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:12,698 ( groans ) 41 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:15,802 Lesson one, strike first. 42 00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,337 Never wait for the enemy to attack. 43 00:02:17,370 --> 00:02:18,871 You could have gave me, like, a warning. 44 00:02:18,904 --> 00:02:20,273 Quiet! 45 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,208 We do not train to be merciful here. 46 00:02:23,242 --> 00:02:25,978 Mercy is for the weak. 47 00:02:26,011 --> 00:02:29,114 Here on the street, in competition, 48 00:02:29,148 --> 00:02:31,584 a man confronts you, he is the enemy. 49 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,520 An enemy deserves no mercy. What is the problem, Mr. Diaz? 50 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,122 ( weakly ) There's no problem, Sensei. 51 00:02:36,155 --> 00:02:39,692 You punched me, and I have asthma, so... 52 00:02:39,725 --> 00:02:41,060 Not anymore. 53 00:02:41,093 --> 00:02:43,363 We do not allow weakness in this dojo. 54 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,565 So you can leave your asthma and your peanut allergies 55 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,567 and all that other made-up bullshit outside. 56 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,402 Is that understood? 57 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:52,739 Yes, but those are real medical problems. I was-- 58 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:56,175 Yes, Sensei, understood. 59 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:58,344 Cobra Kai isn't just about karate. 60 00:02:58,377 --> 00:03:00,179 It's about a way of life. 61 00:03:00,212 --> 00:03:01,780 Take that first lesson. 62 00:03:01,814 --> 00:03:05,051 Striking first is the initial step towards victory. 63 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:06,352 Okay, like when you're at a party 64 00:03:06,385 --> 00:03:08,087 -and you see a hot babe. -Yeah. 65 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,689 You don't wait for some other guy to go talk 66 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:12,125 to her first, do you? 67 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,326 I mean, I've never been to a party, so... 68 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,629 Big surprise. All right, look... 69 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:19,331 striking first is about being aggressive, all right? 70 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:21,234 If you're not aggressive, then you're being a pussy, 71 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,402 and you don't want to be a pussy. 72 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:23,803 You want to have balls. 73 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:26,906 Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing? 74 00:03:26,939 --> 00:03:28,908 -What? -Oh, uh, sorry. 75 00:03:28,941 --> 00:03:31,477 Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing, Sensei. 76 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:33,846 No, what the hell are you talking about? 77 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,383 Oh, uh, my guidance counselor says that certain words 78 00:03:37,416 --> 00:03:39,085 perpetuate the sexist world view that can trigger-- 79 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:40,653 Quiet! 80 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,922 From now on, you won't listen to your guidance counselor. 81 00:03:42,955 --> 00:03:45,024 You're going to listen to me. Is that understood? 82 00:03:45,057 --> 00:03:46,359 -Uh, yes, Sensei. -Good. 83 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,693 Now stop yapping like a little girl 84 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,962 and give me 50 push-ups on your knuckles. 85 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,898 Uh, okay. 86 00:03:51,931 --> 00:03:53,699 Yeah. 87 00:03:53,732 --> 00:03:55,802 Okay, okay. 88 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,140 ( exhales sharply ) 89 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,475 All right, just do some crunches. 90 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,010 Don't you have gym class or something? 91 00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:05,344 Yeah. 92 00:04:05,377 --> 00:04:06,645 ( door bells jingle ) 93 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:09,081 Howdy, there, Mr., uh, Lawrence? 94 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:11,384 -It's Sensei. -Miguel, shut up. 95 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:12,985 What brings you in? 96 00:04:13,018 --> 00:04:17,456 Looking to lose that gut and learn how to kick some ass? 97 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,591 No. 98 00:04:18,624 --> 00:04:20,459 I'm from the city health department. 99 00:04:20,492 --> 00:04:21,627 This is a list of requirements 100 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:24,163 needed to open up an exercise studio. 101 00:04:24,196 --> 00:04:25,431 This isn't an exercise studio. 102 00:04:25,464 --> 00:04:27,066 This is a karate dojo. 103 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,001 Yeah, same deal. 104 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,536 Wow. 105 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,239 This place needs a lot of work. 106 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:36,441 You're not open for business, are you? 107 00:04:36,475 --> 00:04:38,344 You, you a customer here? 108 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:40,513 No, that's just an illegal I picked up this morning. 109 00:04:40,546 --> 00:04:42,081 He's helping me set up. 110 00:04:42,114 --> 00:04:43,749 I don't need to know about all that. 111 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,985 My job is just to make sure this place is up to code. 112 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,286 You don't want a scabies outbreak 113 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:50,556 like that hot yoga place over on Tujunga. 114 00:04:50,589 --> 00:04:53,893 Wait, so I have to do all this crap before I even open? 115 00:04:53,926 --> 00:04:56,762 No, you need to do all that to get the certificate 116 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,064 that's required to get the insurance 117 00:04:58,097 --> 00:04:59,665 you need to open. 118 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:03,469 But you knew that when you signed your lease, right? 119 00:05:04,036 --> 00:05:06,238 Right, yeah. 120 00:05:06,271 --> 00:05:09,809 I'll drop in next week for another inspection. 121 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:12,345 Huh, cool rattlesnake. 122 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,447 It's a cobra. 123 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,283 Oh, right, duh. 124 00:05:17,316 --> 00:05:19,251 I'm such an idiot. 125 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:20,986 Cobra "Kay." 126 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:23,022 ( door bells jingle ) 127 00:05:23,055 --> 00:05:26,158 ( laid-back music ) 128 00:05:26,191 --> 00:05:29,362 ♪ ♪ 129 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:36,001 ( indistinct chatter ) 130 00:05:36,035 --> 00:05:37,770 ( crowd oohs ) 131 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,105 ( gunfire, screaming on tablet ) 132 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:42,541 Hey, bud, hey. 133 00:05:42,574 --> 00:05:44,477 Why don't you check out that magician over there? 134 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,145 He's doing some pretty amazing tricks. 135 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,447 -I'm on level 10. -All right, come on. 136 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,082 All right, you could play that game anywhere. 137 00:05:50,116 --> 00:05:52,018 How about we shoot some hoops? I'll win you a prize. 138 00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,619 I'm thirsty. 139 00:05:53,652 --> 00:05:55,287 All right, great, there's a bar right over there. 140 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:57,990 Let's take a walk, we'll get a couple of sodas. 141 00:05:58,023 --> 00:06:00,092 Nah, I'm good. 142 00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:03,663 ( gunfire, screaming on tablet ) 143 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,298 You know, I would have killed 144 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:07,533 to visit a club like this when I was his age. 145 00:06:07,566 --> 00:06:09,101 You know where I had to hang out in the summer? 146 00:06:09,134 --> 00:06:10,769 On a filthy street in Newark-- 147 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:13,306 With a broken fire hydrant next to your Aunt Tessie's. 148 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:14,974 Yeah. 149 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:16,742 What do you say we let Anthony play with his thing 150 00:06:16,775 --> 00:06:18,044 and you and I get a couple drinks? 151 00:06:18,077 --> 00:06:20,846 -( sighs ) Dirty martinis? -Yes, ice, ice cold. 152 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,114 Perfect. 153 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,283 -LaRussos! -Hey. 154 00:06:24,316 --> 00:06:26,118 Hey, you still kicking that competition? 155 00:06:26,151 --> 00:06:27,552 You know it, Isaiah. 156 00:06:27,586 --> 00:06:29,888 -How's the Q5 treating you? -Wouldn't know. 157 00:06:29,921 --> 00:06:31,524 This one over here's been behind the wheel 158 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,358 all month, going back and forth to robot camp. 159 00:06:33,392 --> 00:06:35,761 Dad, it's an AP physics prep course. 160 00:06:35,795 --> 00:06:38,263 -Mm-hmm. -Hey, where's Samantha? 161 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:39,832 I feel like I haven't seen her all summer. 162 00:06:39,865 --> 00:06:41,867 -Oh, she's--she's-- -She's with her grandma. 163 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,469 But I'll tell her that you said hi. 164 00:06:43,502 --> 00:06:45,637 -Great. -Later, LaRussos. 165 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,005 Bye. 166 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:49,241 Woman: Here are your drinks. 167 00:06:49,274 --> 00:06:51,277 With her grandma? Yeah, right. 168 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,812 Lately I can't get her to call my mom, 169 00:06:52,845 --> 00:06:55,314 -let alone visit her. -What am I supposed to say? 170 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,216 That she's hanging out with her new friends? 171 00:06:57,249 --> 00:06:58,584 All I know is she should be here. 172 00:06:58,617 --> 00:07:00,052 We come to this party once a year. 173 00:07:00,085 --> 00:07:03,022 She gets to see her stupid friends every day. 174 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,090 Someone's in a mood. 175 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,959 What's going on with you? 176 00:07:06,992 --> 00:07:09,061 Nothing, I'm fine. 177 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,566 All right, all right. You remember that... 178 00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,668 that guy from my high school whose car I fixed for free? 179 00:07:15,701 --> 00:07:17,170 Yeah, the blonde pretty boy 180 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,704 that you beat in that tournament. 181 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,173 Actually, I never remember calling him "pretty." 182 00:07:21,206 --> 00:07:23,342 -Oh. -But anyway... 183 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,843 I'm driving home from work yesterday, 184 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,313 and I pull up to a stoplight, and I look, 185 00:07:27,346 --> 00:07:29,147 and in this strip mall, I see that he's got-- 186 00:07:29,181 --> 00:07:30,849 Dad, where the hell is my drink? 187 00:07:30,883 --> 00:07:32,084 Hurry up. 188 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,821 You know what? I'm going to throw him in the goddamn pool. 189 00:07:35,854 --> 00:07:37,156 Okay. 190 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:42,962 ( door bells jingle ) 191 00:07:46,298 --> 00:07:48,334 Looking good. 192 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:50,536 Make sure you get both sides. 193 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,904 And after you're done with that, 194 00:07:51,937 --> 00:07:54,673 you can take care of these exposed wires. 195 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:56,608 That's going to be a lot of work. 196 00:07:56,641 --> 00:07:58,677 Yeah, but what does any of this 197 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,680 have to do with karate, Sensei? 198 00:08:01,714 --> 00:08:04,116 Do not question my methods. 199 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:06,852 Just be thankful you're not a sumo wrestler. 200 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:09,588 Those guys have to wipe their Sensei's asses. 201 00:08:09,621 --> 00:08:11,524 ( bottle cap clinks ) 202 00:08:14,693 --> 00:08:18,530 So, I, uh, see you were a karate champion, Sensei. 203 00:08:18,563 --> 00:08:20,532 You don't have to call me "Sensei" every time. 204 00:08:20,565 --> 00:08:22,335 I'm sorry, Sensei. 205 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,703 I, um, sorry, I'm sorry. 206 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:27,406 Eh, I won a couple All Valley tournaments. 207 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,941 Didn't lose a single point my junior year. 208 00:08:29,975 --> 00:08:32,778 All right. What happened your senior year? 209 00:08:32,811 --> 00:08:35,314 This isn't 20 questions. Get back to scrubbing. 210 00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:37,016 -Yeah. -( electronic music on phone ) 211 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,651 Where the hell is that garbage coming from? 212 00:08:38,683 --> 00:08:40,685 -That's me, sorry, yeah. -You hear that? 213 00:08:40,719 --> 00:08:42,421 Hey. 214 00:08:42,453 --> 00:08:45,390 Yeah, uh, debate is running a little late. 215 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:47,392 Uh, okay. 216 00:08:47,426 --> 00:08:49,061 Love you too. 217 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,464 Don't tell me you have a girlfriend. 218 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:54,400 ( chuckles ) That was my mom, actually. 219 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,036 Um, I told her I joined the debate team 220 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,538 because she doesn't approve of violence, so... 221 00:08:59,571 --> 00:09:01,474 Yeah, what about your dad? 222 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:02,875 Is he okay with you getting your ass kicked 223 00:09:02,908 --> 00:09:04,743 up and down Reseda Boulevard? 224 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:08,180 Oh, I never, uh, really knew my dad, so... 225 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:12,050 All right, well, stop standing there. 226 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:13,152 Get back to training. 227 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:14,753 Okay, yeah, sorry. Okay. 228 00:09:14,787 --> 00:09:15,954 And change that ringtone. 229 00:09:15,987 --> 00:09:17,656 Get some Guns N' Roses or something. 230 00:09:17,689 --> 00:09:19,825 What's Guns N' Roses? 231 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:23,262 I'm going to pretend you didn't say that. 232 00:09:23,295 --> 00:09:26,265 ( upbeat electronic music ) 233 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:28,400 ♪ ♪ 234 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:30,402 ( girls giggling ) 235 00:09:30,435 --> 00:09:32,204 Whoo! 236 00:09:32,237 --> 00:09:35,273 Okay, you were totally right. This is so much fun. 237 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:36,475 Told you. 238 00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:39,512 Always better to be the one throwing the party. 239 00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:42,414 And Kyler's been eye-banging you all day. 240 00:09:42,447 --> 00:09:46,352 ♪ ♪ 241 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:55,628 -What's all this? -I have no idea. 242 00:09:57,763 --> 00:10:00,032 Hey, Rory, do your flip again. 243 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,968 I want to get it for my channel. 244 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,804 -Whoo-hoo! -( all cheering ) 245 00:10:05,837 --> 00:10:08,274 Girl: Yes, Rory! ( laughing ) 246 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,942 ( cheering continues ) 247 00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:12,377 Hey, hey, what the hell is going on here? 248 00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,146 Oh, shit. 249 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,450 All right, everybody get out of here right now. 250 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,683 I'm so sorry, Dad. 251 00:10:18,717 --> 00:10:20,086 I had no idea you were going to be home so early. 252 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,121 It doesn't make a difference what time I get home, Sam. 253 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:23,055 You think we want a bunch 254 00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:24,823 of strangers in the backyard making a mess? 255 00:10:24,856 --> 00:10:26,859 They're not strangers. They're my friends. 256 00:10:26,892 --> 00:10:30,329 Some friends. Is he wearing my bathing suit? 257 00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,265 Wait, are all of you guys wearing my bathing suits? 258 00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:35,300 All right, listen, party's over, let's go. 259 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,136 Take the suits off and leave. 260 00:10:37,169 --> 00:10:40,405 No, not out here, genius. In the pool house. 261 00:10:40,439 --> 00:10:42,407 Daniel, can I talk to you inside? 262 00:10:42,441 --> 00:10:43,909 Yeah, did-- 263 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,713 Daniel: Uh, no, I'm not acting irrationally. 264 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,782 I'm acting like a responsible parent 265 00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:50,882 who cares about his kid. 266 00:10:50,916 --> 00:10:52,318 Okay, we both care about our kid. 267 00:10:52,351 --> 00:10:54,319 I just don't think embarrassing Sam in front of her friends 268 00:10:54,352 --> 00:10:55,587 is helping matters. 269 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,823 I don't like these new friends. 270 00:10:57,856 --> 00:10:59,258 It's not like Samantha. 271 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,927 Why can't she be at robot camp with Aisha? 272 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,928 Because she doesn't want to be a nerd. 273 00:11:03,962 --> 00:11:05,698 Look, I remember what is was like 274 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:07,799 being part of a clique that other kids made fun of. 275 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,835 Believe me, girls can be really cruel. 276 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,805 Listen, I know a thing or two about cruel, okay? 277 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,940 I was pushed off a cliff on my bike. 278 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,076 There's nothing wrong with Sam wanting to be popular. 279 00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,677 Popular is fine. 280 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,479 I just don't want her turning into one of these 281 00:11:20,512 --> 00:11:22,348 privileged Encino brats. 282 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:23,982 Neither do I. 283 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,318 But keep throwing her friends out of the house. 284 00:11:26,351 --> 00:11:28,120 See where that gets you with your relationship 285 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:28,987 with your daughter. 286 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,657 -( toilet flushes ) -Whoo! 287 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:35,261 Skinny dips and bong rips. ( shudders ) 288 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:39,998 Whoa, oh, you're that banzai guy on those commercials. 289 00:11:40,031 --> 00:11:42,835 ( sniffs ) Wait, where did everybody go? 290 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:47,573 ( calm music ) 291 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:52,845 ♪ ♪ 292 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,958 ( sighs ) 293 00:12:12,564 --> 00:12:14,166 ( sighs ) Wish you were here to give me 294 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,002 some of that Miyagi wisdom right now. 295 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:30,649 -Hai. -Hai. 296 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,050 Hyah! 297 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,053 -I did it! -Good job, kiddo. 298 00:12:35,086 --> 00:12:38,223 Now, if anybody comes for me, I'll kick their butt. 299 00:12:38,256 --> 00:12:40,892 Well, always remember our first lesson, you. 300 00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:43,929 This is for self-defense only. 301 00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:47,098 True karate is here. 302 00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:51,903 -It's here, but never here. -My tummy? 303 00:12:51,936 --> 00:12:55,306 Yeah, something like that. Get over here, you. 304 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,842 ( grunts ) 305 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,710 But never give up your defense. 306 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,413 Beware of the spinning hug move! 307 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:04,416 Ah! Daddy! 308 00:13:09,654 --> 00:13:11,056 I need one of you bitches 309 00:13:11,089 --> 00:13:12,590 to pick me up for school tomorrow. 310 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:14,026 How is your car still not ready? 311 00:13:14,059 --> 00:13:15,960 My dad is getting me a new one. 312 00:13:15,994 --> 00:13:17,630 He felt bad about that "deer" 313 00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,398 that jacked up the Range Rover. 314 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:20,833 You hit a deer? 315 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:22,734 No, Moon, she rear-ended that guy's car. 316 00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:24,837 Oh, yeah, right. 317 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,639 I'm still kind of freaked out about it. 318 00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,374 I feel guilty about just driving away. 319 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:30,942 From that meth-head zombie? If I hadn't gunned it, 320 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,144 we'd be chained up in his basement right now. 321 00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:33,913 Daniel: Sam, you got a sec? 322 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:35,714 Oh, I didn't know you were talking to your friends. 323 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:38,016 -I-I'll come back. -No, just wait a second. 324 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:40,319 Uh, yeah, I can pick you up in the morning, yes. 325 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,654 Oh, good. 326 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:46,158 -I just wanted to say-- -No, look, Dad... 327 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:49,027 ( sighs ) I'm really sorry about today. 328 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,562 I shouldn't have just invited everyone over 329 00:13:50,596 --> 00:13:51,997 without asking you and Mom first. 330 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:54,065 Well, maybe I overreacted a little. 331 00:13:54,098 --> 00:13:56,134 Maybe more than a little, okay? 332 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,337 Just have those guys bring their own trunks 333 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,205 from now on, okay? 334 00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,974 Deal. 335 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,944 So these guys... 336 00:14:05,944 --> 00:14:07,979 Anyone I have to worry about? 337 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,682 -You don't have to worry, Dad. -( chuckles ) 338 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:12,884 But there is this one guy, Kyler. 339 00:14:12,917 --> 00:14:14,686 He and I have been texting a little bit. 340 00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:16,221 Texting. 341 00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:17,889 Right. 342 00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,925 Just words, though? 343 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:21,560 What do you mea-- 344 00:14:21,593 --> 00:14:24,329 Oh, gross. No, no. Just words, Dad. 345 00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,932 Good, that's good. 346 00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:28,500 So Kyler... 347 00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:31,003 how about we invite him over for dinner on Friday? 348 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,539 You want me to invite Kyler to Friday family dinner? 349 00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:35,641 I'm not talking about walking you down the aisle. 350 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,242 We're going to give the kid a meal. 351 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,977 Besides, your brother has a sleepover. 352 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:41,447 It'll be a good chance for us to get to know him. 353 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:42,381 Okay. 354 00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,750 -I'll see if he can come. -Great. 355 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,385 You don't have to worry about me, Dad. 356 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:49,688 I can handle myself. I'm a LaRusso. 357 00:14:49,721 --> 00:14:52,791 That's my girl. Jersey tough. 358 00:14:52,824 --> 00:14:55,794 ( groovy music ) 359 00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:57,161 ♪ ♪ 360 00:14:57,195 --> 00:14:59,164 Boy: Dude, right there. Come on. 361 00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:01,433 Boy: It's almost out. Come on. 362 00:15:01,466 --> 00:15:03,835 ( indistinct chatter ) 363 00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:09,108 ♪ ♪ 364 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,186 Is it cool if I sit here? 365 00:15:21,219 --> 00:15:24,289 Ooh, sorry, table is really blowing up right now. 366 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,057 I can put you on the wait list, 367 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:29,661 but it's probably next semester at the earliest. 368 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:33,132 -Okay. -No, I'm kidding. Sit. 369 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:39,538 -Miguel. -Demetri. This is Eli. 370 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:43,609 He's a man of few words. 371 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:51,150 ♪ ♪ 372 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:54,419 Dude, don't torture yourself. Those are the rich girls. 373 00:15:54,452 --> 00:15:57,956 ( girls giggling ) 374 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,558 Do you ever talk to them or...? 375 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,327 Oh, yeah, all the time. We hang out after school. 376 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,796 Make out, give each other hand jobs. 377 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,632 Eli here is the homecoming king. 378 00:16:06,665 --> 00:16:09,301 Gets laid more than anyone. Isn't that right, Eli? 379 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:10,635 Talk to them? 380 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,571 You realize what table you're sitting at, right? 381 00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,272 You've pretty much signed away all hopes 382 00:16:14,305 --> 00:16:17,743 of losing your virginity before college. 383 00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:20,712 Eli: Oh, shit, Yasmine's looking at us. 384 00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:22,181 Probably just making fun of me. 385 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,882 I don't think she's making fun of you. 386 00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:27,853 I mean, just because they're hot doesn't mean they're mean. 387 00:16:27,886 --> 00:16:29,154 Oh, my God, you guys. 388 00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:30,822 You see that guy over there 389 00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,757 who looks like he went down on a lawnmower? 390 00:16:32,790 --> 00:16:35,827 He's literally wearing the ugliest sweater I've ever seen. 391 00:16:35,861 --> 00:16:37,062 ( laughs ) 392 00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:39,264 That is so wrong. 393 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,934 Speaking of wrong, check out Fug-lisha. 394 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,802 She looks like she ate a picnic table. 395 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,338 ( girl laughing ) 396 00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:47,406 Girl: Aw. 397 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,608 ( whimpers mockingly ) 398 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,212 I don't care if Yasmine is the meanest girl at school. 399 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,914 I'd kill both of you just to get her to spit in my face. 400 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,349 Yeah, well, if you don't make a move, 401 00:16:57,382 --> 00:16:58,817 you're never going to have a shot with her. 402 00:16:58,850 --> 00:17:02,053 True, but I'll also never suffer a humiliating rejection. 403 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:04,222 I'm at peace with my depression. 404 00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:06,558 Last thing I need to be is suicidal. 405 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,595 ( tense music ) 406 00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:13,664 ♪ ♪ 407 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,100 What are you doing? 408 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:17,335 Striking first. 409 00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:22,006 Oh, shit, I hope we don't get hit with the shrapnel. 410 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:27,279 ♪ ♪ 411 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:31,950 What's up, ladies? 412 00:17:31,983 --> 00:17:35,220 ( indistinct chatter ) 413 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:39,724 ( chuckles ) 414 00:17:39,757 --> 00:17:41,693 ( sighs ) 415 00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,094 Boy: See you later, 'Rhea. 416 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:44,430 ( laughter ) 417 00:17:46,064 --> 00:17:47,433 So how'd it go? 418 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,870 Johnny: You can't strike first if you don't know how to strike. 419 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,706 The cobra strike is composed of two parts-- 420 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,274 the lunge... 421 00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:58,209 which requires the use of the whole body... 422 00:17:58,242 --> 00:18:00,312 and the bite, which is everything that happens 423 00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:02,380 after you make contact, all right? 424 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,650 You don't stop here where knuckle hits the bone. 425 00:18:04,683 --> 00:18:06,885 You punch through the bone, like the guy 426 00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:09,688 you really want to hit is standing behind this asshole. 427 00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:10,822 All right? 428 00:18:10,855 --> 00:18:13,625 ( exhales sharply, yells ) 429 00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:14,892 All right? 430 00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:16,494 Strike here, you bloody his nose. 431 00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,430 Strike here, you break his teeth. 432 00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:21,967 Strike here, you could severely damage his trachea. 433 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,669 Obviously, that's only for extreme situations. 434 00:18:24,702 --> 00:18:27,238 All right, line up. 435 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,775 -( cell phone ringing ) -Focus. I want you to practice. 436 00:18:29,808 --> 00:18:31,142 ( exhales deeply ) Hyah. 437 00:18:31,175 --> 00:18:32,710 Keep practicing. Punch through the dummy. 438 00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:36,482 ( ringing continues ) 439 00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:38,016 Hello? 440 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,018 Is this Mr. Lawrence? 441 00:18:40,051 --> 00:18:42,554 -Yes. -This is Carla Jenkins-- 442 00:18:42,587 --> 00:18:44,656 the vice principal at North Hills High. 443 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,858 I have you listed as an emergency contact 444 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,793 for Robby Keene. 445 00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:50,362 Uh, yeah, I'm his father. 446 00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,364 But you're supposed to call his mom. 447 00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:55,066 I already called her. She's not picking up. 448 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:57,135 Right, big surprise. 449 00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,904 All right, what did he do this time? 450 00:18:58,937 --> 00:19:00,972 We found him with Molly. 451 00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:02,374 Who's Molly? 452 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,342 Is that some chick he's hooking up with? 453 00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:07,179 It's an illegal drug, Mr. Lawrence. 454 00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:09,248 All right, put my kid on the phone. 455 00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:15,153 ( grunts ) 456 00:19:15,186 --> 00:19:17,255 -What do you want? -Robby, what the hell? 457 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,656 You're doing drugs? 458 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,759 You want to flush your life down the toilet? 459 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,294 Like you're one to talk. 460 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,930 Don't try to play dad now. You're a pathetic loser. 461 00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:35,774 Um, I think maybe I should keep trying his mother. 462 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:37,442 Yeah, good luck with that. 463 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,714 -( grunting ) -What the hell's he doing? 464 00:19:43,548 --> 00:19:45,817 Johnny: All right, no, no, no, no, no. 465 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,719 You're doing it all wrong. 466 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,387 ( sighs ) What do you want, those kids at school 467 00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:51,056 to keep dumping shit on your head? 468 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,491 You want all the girls to think you're a wangless dork? 469 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,159 Because you can stop your training right now 470 00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:56,828 and you can walk outside and let the whole world 471 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:58,396 know you're a loser. 472 00:19:58,429 --> 00:20:01,866 Or you can plant your feet, look your enemy in the eyes, 473 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:03,202 and punch him in the face! 474 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:05,871 Picture your enemy. 475 00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:13,411 All right, you have a picture in your mind? 476 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,213 What are you going to do? 477 00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:16,414 -( yells ) -Again! 478 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,782 -( yells ) -Are you a loser? 479 00:20:17,815 --> 00:20:18,850 No, Sensei! 480 00:20:18,883 --> 00:20:19,918 Again! 481 00:20:19,951 --> 00:20:22,988 ( yelling ) 482 00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:31,429 The yanagi, or yanagi ba, depending on the region, 483 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:36,301 is a knife used exclusively for cutting sashimi. 484 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:39,871 I picked up this bad boy on my first trip to Okinawa. 485 00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:41,773 Voilà. 486 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:44,710 The famous... 487 00:20:45,843 --> 00:20:47,946 LaRusso ponzu toro. 488 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:52,083 Oh, no, thanks. I don't like sushi. 489 00:20:52,116 --> 00:20:53,518 Uh, are you sure you 490 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,152 just don't want to try a little piece? 491 00:20:55,186 --> 00:20:57,288 -It melts in your mouth. -Uh, no. 492 00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,691 Fish kind of grosses me out. 493 00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,026 No, you like fish. 494 00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:02,660 What about the fish sticks at school? 495 00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,496 Oh, yeah, fish sticks are dope. 496 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,131 You have fish sticks? 497 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:09,134 Uh, no, just this fresh fish I picked up 498 00:21:09,167 --> 00:21:10,402 from the Japanese market this morning. 499 00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,903 You know what? Why don't we go see 500 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,172 if we can find Kyler something he can eat, okay? 501 00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:15,707 Sam, you want to come with me to the kitchen? 502 00:21:15,740 --> 00:21:16,942 Sure. 503 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,282 ( exhales deeply, chuckles ) 504 00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:28,053 Thank you for inviting me over, Mr. LaRusso. 505 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,521 Um, you have a really great house. 506 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,924 And I think Sam is really cool, too. 507 00:21:32,957 --> 00:21:35,560 Well, thanks. She takes after her mother. 508 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,763 And listen, I never liked sushi when I was your age either. 509 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,399 It wasn't until I met a good friend of mine 510 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:43,134 -that it began to grow on me. -Mm. 511 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:45,436 He was from Okinawa. 512 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,839 Where are your parents from? 513 00:21:47,872 --> 00:21:50,709 Irvine, I think. 514 00:21:50,742 --> 00:21:53,478 Irvine, right. 515 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:58,316 So tell me about that shiner you got there. 516 00:21:58,349 --> 00:22:00,852 Oh, this. Um... 517 00:22:00,885 --> 00:22:02,487 this is from wrestling. 518 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,858 You know, I dodged the wrong way, and I caught an elbow. 519 00:22:06,891 --> 00:22:08,559 ( laughs ) It's stupid. 520 00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:10,729 Is that how you hurt your hand, too? 521 00:22:12,096 --> 00:22:13,464 No, it's okay. 522 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,233 I was in my share of fights back in high school. 523 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,801 I don't know what you're talking about. 524 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,504 Come on, Kyler, I know high-school kids can be rough. 525 00:22:19,537 --> 00:22:21,573 No, it wasn't a kid. 526 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,643 So there was a fight. 527 00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:29,381 Is there something going on at home? 528 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:31,683 Oh, no, no, no. Um... 529 00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:37,322 Okay, some guy at a mini mall-- 530 00:22:37,355 --> 00:22:39,124 he just jumped me and my friends. 531 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,025 -What? -Yeah. 532 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:42,293 We were just at the store, 533 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:45,229 trying to get some protein bars. 534 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:48,199 And, yeah, some homeless-looking guy-- 535 00:22:48,233 --> 00:22:50,068 he just started giving us a hard time. 536 00:22:50,101 --> 00:22:52,904 And the next thing we know, he busts some karate. 537 00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:54,105 Karate? 538 00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:56,575 ( stammering ) Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 539 00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:58,643 What mini mall was this? 540 00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,354 Hey, Sensei, is there any particular way 541 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:10,555 you want me to wash these windows? 542 00:23:10,588 --> 00:23:12,457 No, I don't give a shit. 543 00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:14,659 Whatever's easiest. 544 00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:16,961 You know what? 545 00:23:16,994 --> 00:23:19,631 Just go clean the toilet, and we'll call it a night. 546 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,568 Okay. 547 00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:26,104 And do that one on your hands and knees. 548 00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:30,909 ( faint electronic music playing over headphones ) 549 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:35,781 ♪ ♪ 550 00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:40,118 ( door bells jingle ) 551 00:23:44,989 --> 00:23:46,458 ( door bells jingle ) 552 00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:50,128 Johnny: Welcome to Cobra Kai. 553 00:23:51,162 --> 00:23:53,064 Some things never change. 554 00:23:54,432 --> 00:23:56,901 Yeah, what are you talking about? 555 00:23:56,934 --> 00:23:58,770 I heard you beat up a bunch of teenagers 556 00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:00,838 in that parking lot out there. 557 00:24:00,871 --> 00:24:02,541 Oh, that. 558 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,877 No, I didn't beat up any teenagers. 559 00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:08,913 I kicked the shit 560 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:12,049 out of a bunch of assholes who deserved it. 561 00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:15,153 Wow, Johnny Lawrence calling someone else an asshole. 562 00:24:15,186 --> 00:24:16,454 That's rich, man. 563 00:24:16,487 --> 00:24:18,422 Yeah, what's that supposed to mean? 564 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:21,593 Look, I'm not here to rehash the past. 565 00:24:22,993 --> 00:24:25,263 Just stay away from my daughter's friends. 566 00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,631 Your daughter's friends? 567 00:24:27,665 --> 00:24:30,368 Yeah, that makes sense. Nice company she keeps. 568 00:24:30,401 --> 00:24:31,669 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 569 00:24:31,702 --> 00:24:32,970 It means those friends of hers 570 00:24:33,004 --> 00:24:35,740 were wailing on a kid half their size. 571 00:24:35,773 --> 00:24:37,142 Now, maybe you don't know your daughter 572 00:24:37,175 --> 00:24:39,210 as well as you think you do. 573 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:40,978 Get your house in order, LaRusso. 574 00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:43,214 Who the hell do you think you're talking to? 575 00:24:43,247 --> 00:24:44,616 Miguel: Bathroom's clean! 576 00:24:44,649 --> 00:24:46,918 Is there anything else you need me to do? 577 00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,589 I'm sorry, Sensei, I-- 578 00:24:51,289 --> 00:24:54,526 Sensei? Really? 579 00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,227 Oh, my God, kid, I don't know what he's told you, 580 00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:57,928 but you shouldn't believe a word this guy says, 581 00:24:57,962 --> 00:25:00,965 or you're going to end up exactly like him. 582 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,602 You and I...this... 583 00:25:03,635 --> 00:25:05,403 We aren't done. 584 00:25:05,437 --> 00:25:07,972 ( dramatic music ) 585 00:25:08,005 --> 00:25:09,473 I'm right here, man. 586 00:25:09,507 --> 00:25:11,610 ( scoffs ) 587 00:25:12,243 --> 00:25:15,780 ♪ ♪ 588 00:25:17,515 --> 00:25:19,551 ( door bells jingle ) 589 00:25:19,584 --> 00:25:21,720 ♪ ♪ 590 00:25:21,753 --> 00:25:24,489 I'm sorry if I interrupted anything, Sensei. 591 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:26,324 Should I do 20 push-ups on my knuckles? 592 00:25:26,357 --> 00:25:28,659 ( chuckles ) Right, like you could. 593 00:25:28,692 --> 00:25:31,029 ( engine turning over ) 594 00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:33,865 ( bluesy rock music ) 595 00:25:33,898 --> 00:25:38,937 ♪ ♪ 596 00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:51,382 Johnny: You've all learned to strike first. 597 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:54,719 ( dramatic music ) 598 00:25:54,752 --> 00:25:56,688 I've taught you to strike hard. 599 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,957 But I haven't taught you the third lesson of Cobra Kai. 600 00:25:59,390 --> 00:26:00,926 No mercy. 601 00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:03,061 The older you get, the more you're gonna learn 602 00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:04,529 that life isn't fair. 603 00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:05,796 Things are going good. 604 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,399 Everything falls apart. 605 00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:10,068 That's how it goes. 606 00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:11,903 Life shows no mercy. 607 00:26:11,936 --> 00:26:14,071 -So neither do we. -Hyah! 608 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:17,141 Daniel: I feel like lately I've let my anger take control. 609 00:26:17,175 --> 00:26:19,978 It's like ever since that dojo opened, you've been off. 610 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:22,713 Really wish you could be here right now. 611 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:23,982 Why don't you tell me who did this? 612 00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,883 I'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time. 613 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,285 It's not lame-ass karate. 614 00:26:28,987 --> 00:26:30,755 It's Cobra Kai. 615 00:26:30,788 --> 00:26:33,091 All: Yes, Sensei! 616 00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,259 God, I love this sport. 617 00:26:36,627 --> 00:26:38,363 -There's a girl at school. -She hot? 618 00:26:38,396 --> 00:26:40,665 There are kids from my school who are in Cobra Kai. 619 00:26:40,698 --> 00:26:42,267 That doesn't automatically make them bad. 620 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,936 When I'm done with you, you're gonna be sending a message back. 621 00:26:44,969 --> 00:26:47,472 Thinks he can bring Cobra Kai back to the Valley? 622 00:26:47,505 --> 00:26:48,806 Not on my watch. 623 00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:50,107 What the hell are you doing? 624 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:51,742 This guy was the biggest bully in my high school, 625 00:26:51,775 --> 00:26:53,244 and he hasn't changed at all. 626 00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:55,279 Come on, Johnny! 627 00:26:55,313 --> 00:26:57,215 We do whatever it takes to win! 628 00:26:57,248 --> 00:26:58,550 You wanna do this? Let's go. 629 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:00,785 Remember who you are. You're Cobra Kai. 630 00:27:01,152 --> 00:27:02,453 ( grunts ) 631 00:27:02,486 --> 00:27:03,688 You're gonna regret this when it's over. 632 00:27:03,721 --> 00:27:06,324 Yeah, right. Like this'll ever be over. 633 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,897 All right, are you ready to binge-watch the entire season? 634 00:27:12,930 --> 00:27:15,833 All episodes of Cobra Kai are now available. 635 00:27:15,866 --> 00:27:18,269 Click to the right and sign up for YouTube Red. 636 00:27:18,303 --> 00:00:00,000 You can try it free for 30 days.