1 00:00:09,408 --> 00:00:11,048 So this damn thing crashed. 2 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:12,547 Took our holiday pictures with it, 3 00:00:12,578 --> 00:00:13,618 wedding too. 4 00:00:13,646 --> 00:00:15,086 My wife is pissed. 5 00:00:15,114 --> 00:00:16,284 Well, l'm sorry about that. 6 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:17,946 Let's see what we can do. 7 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,327 Ah, the 15-inch. That's a nice machine. 8 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:25,556 Don't worry. I get 20 of these a day. 9 00:00:25,591 --> 00:00:26,621 L'll take care of it. 10 00:00:26,659 --> 00:00:27,759 Thank you. 11 00:00:27,794 --> 00:00:28,864 No problem. Uh, it might 12 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:30,265 take a little while, though, 13 00:00:30,295 --> 00:00:31,765 because these, uh, logic boards 14 00:00:31,797 --> 00:00:33,367 use ATX-standard form factor, 15 00:00:33,399 --> 00:00:34,799 which is just a little more complicated 16 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:35,904 than the Neo-ITX... 17 00:00:35,934 --> 00:00:37,204 You know what? L'm just... 18 00:00:37,236 --> 00:00:38,576 L'm just gonna go grab a Starbucks, 19 00:00:38,604 --> 00:00:40,744 and l'll come back in, what, an hour or so? 20 00:00:40,773 --> 00:00:42,173 That sounds great. 21 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:43,808 Oh, and, uh, what's your password, 22 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:44,873 just so I can log in? 23 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:48,011 It's, uh, "password." 24 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,117 Don't sweat it. 25 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:50,579 Mine's 1234. 26 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:51,446 All right. 27 00:00:51,483 --> 00:00:53,253 Thanks for taking care of this, um... 28 00:00:53,286 --> 00:00:54,186 Eduardo. 29 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,590 You're a lifesaver. 30 00:00:55,621 --> 00:00:58,461 It's my pleasure. 31 00:01:09,902 --> 00:01:11,472 Yo, Robby, what'd we get? 32 00:01:11,504 --> 00:01:13,104 15-incher. 33 00:01:13,773 --> 00:01:15,073 Noice. 34 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:18,911 Thanks, Eddie. 35 00:01:18,944 --> 00:01:20,314 We'll get you your cut. 36 00:01:20,345 --> 00:01:22,215 I got three guys right now 37 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:24,588 willing to pay $400 and no questions asked. 38 00:01:25,818 --> 00:01:27,358 Oh, man. 39 00:01:27,386 --> 00:01:28,956 Dude, have them each Venmo half 40 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:31,258 and then give it to who shows up first. 41 00:01:34,126 --> 00:01:36,626 What about the other two? 42 00:01:36,662 --> 00:01:38,502 Sucks for them. 43 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:40,131 Come on. 44 00:01:59,718 --> 00:02:03,088 What, you looking to take karate? 45 00:02:03,122 --> 00:02:05,262 No. 46 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:06,990 It's my fucking dad. 47 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:12,503 Come on. Let's get out of here. 48 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,111 Mi hijo! 49 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:29,517 I don't want you ever 50 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:32,149 coming near my son again, do you understand me? 51 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:33,485 L'm sorry. 52 00:02:33,519 --> 00:02:34,789 I should never have gotten involved. 53 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,920 No! Cobra Kai never dies. 54 00:02:47,767 --> 00:02:49,507 Ugh. 55 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:54,178 What are you smiling at? 56 00:03:02,048 --> 00:03:04,688 Hey, man. 57 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:07,557 Wanna trade cans? 58 00:03:10,756 --> 00:03:11,756 Hey, Sam! 59 00:03:11,790 --> 00:03:14,290 Banana-rama chocolate chip pancakes are up. 60 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:16,897 Ah, sweet! Cha-ching! 61 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,660 Hey, hey, remember, save some for your sister. 62 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:20,398 You know those are her favorites. 63 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:22,503 Oh, like I don't like pancakes? 64 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,875 Hey, come on, Sam! You're missing out. 65 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,813 Nice! Pancake taco. 66 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:32,482 Come on, dude. 67 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:34,011 Seriously? 68 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,856 Sam? 69 00:03:54,367 --> 00:03:56,297 Hey, hey, hon. 70 00:03:56,335 --> 00:03:58,705 Hey, uh, are you close? 71 00:03:58,737 --> 00:04:00,377 Yeah, l'm... Sorry l'm running late. 72 00:04:00,405 --> 00:04:03,105 I wanted to talk to Sam, but she snuck by me. 73 00:04:03,142 --> 00:04:04,442 L'm pretty sure she hates me. 74 00:04:04,477 --> 00:04:05,947 She's a teenage girl. 75 00:04:05,978 --> 00:04:07,818 You embarrassed her in front of her boyfriend. 76 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:10,247 Of course she hates you. 77 00:04:10,282 --> 00:04:12,822 Look, uh, I just wanted to brace you 78 00:04:12,851 --> 00:04:15,321 for the billboard. 79 00:04:15,354 --> 00:04:17,754 Holy shit, it's huge. 80 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:21,790 Tom Cole's clearly compensating for something, right? 81 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,327 Oh, no. 82 00:04:23,362 --> 00:04:24,702 No, babe, l'm talking about 83 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,001 our billboard. 84 00:04:26,032 --> 00:04:28,202 Why, what happened to our bill... 85 00:04:31,069 --> 00:04:32,469 Mother... 86 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:34,475 Frankly, we're big supporters of the department. 87 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,777 We donate every year to the charity drive. 88 00:04:35,808 --> 00:04:37,078 I just want you to go out and round up 89 00:04:37,109 --> 00:04:38,149 the scum that did this. 90 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:39,217 Uh, excuse me, Officer. 91 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,745 Can you just give us a minute? Thanks. 92 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,221 Honey, if they arrested 93 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,619 everybody who painted dicks on things, 94 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:45,920 there just wouldn't be any room in the jails 95 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,082 for all the murderers. 96 00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:48,159 All right, but they can still 97 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:49,357 go look for the guy. 98 00:04:49,388 --> 00:04:50,628 I understand that you're frustrated, 99 00:04:50,656 --> 00:04:51,956 but try not to think about it. 100 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,531 Just... think positively. 101 00:04:53,559 --> 00:04:55,089 Positive? W-what's positive? 102 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:56,567 I have a dick in my mouth. 103 00:04:56,595 --> 00:04:57,525 Yeah, 104 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:01,403 and you'll "blow" the competition away! 105 00:05:01,434 --> 00:05:03,174 Okay, look, no one's even gonna see it. 106 00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:04,272 We picked that specific location 107 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:05,673 because of the traffic level. 108 00:05:05,704 --> 00:05:07,274 Okay, fine, fine. Let's assume people see it. 109 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:09,276 Let's assume everybody sees it. 110 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:10,778 - Okay. - No one's gonna recognize you. 111 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,040 - Really? - All they're gonna see 112 00:05:12,078 --> 00:05:13,208 is the dick. 113 00:05:13,245 --> 00:05:15,285 Okay, it is the dick's billboard now. 114 00:05:15,314 --> 00:05:16,414 Okay? People drive by so fast, 115 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:17,549 they're not even gonna spot you. 116 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:18,983 Did you guys see the billboard? 117 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:21,388 It's freaking hilarious! 118 00:05:21,420 --> 00:05:22,450 We're painting over it. 119 00:05:22,487 --> 00:05:24,387 That's a good idea. 120 00:05:24,423 --> 00:05:27,423 Here, hold this ice on your ribs. 121 00:05:29,928 --> 00:05:31,168 Thanks. 122 00:05:31,197 --> 00:05:32,367 Miggy, 123 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:34,498 why don't you tell me who did this? 124 00:05:34,533 --> 00:05:36,673 L'll call the school. They can protect you. 125 00:05:36,702 --> 00:05:38,302 It'll only make things worse, Mama. 126 00:05:38,337 --> 00:05:40,507 - Worse than this? - Yes! 127 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,940 If I just had more lessons, then maybe... 128 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:43,444 No. 129 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:45,046 It's not Sensei Lawrence's fault. 130 00:05:45,077 --> 00:05:47,047 I just... I just wasn't ready. 131 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,679 No. No more karate. 132 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:54,959 Thank you. 133 00:06:03,229 --> 00:06:04,429 He is not. You don't know him. 134 00:06:04,463 --> 00:06:05,803 I know he's a loser. 135 00:06:05,831 --> 00:06:08,171 He is not a loser. 136 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,400 If you knew him, you'd see. 137 00:06:09,435 --> 00:06:11,005 He's a great man. 138 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:22,285 - Who is it? - Mr. Lawrence? 139 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,645 This is Ms. Jenkins, 140 00:06:23,682 --> 00:06:25,522 the vice principal at Robby's school. 141 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:27,721 We spoke a couple of months ago. 142 00:06:27,753 --> 00:06:29,553 Right, yeah, hi. I remember. 143 00:06:29,588 --> 00:06:33,688 L'm sorry if l'm interrupting the big canoe trip. 144 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:35,666 - Canoe trip? - As much as I appreciate 145 00:06:35,694 --> 00:06:38,494 a boy and his father bonding on the mighty Colorado, 146 00:06:38,531 --> 00:06:40,671 your note said he'd be gone two weeks, 147 00:06:40,699 --> 00:06:42,639 and it's been almost a month. 148 00:06:42,668 --> 00:06:43,968 Wait, are you saying Robby's been out of school 149 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:45,703 for a month? L'm sure it's easy 150 00:06:45,737 --> 00:06:47,637 to lose track of time on the river. 151 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,043 I grew up on the Mississippi Delta. 152 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,946 But if your son's not back in school this week, 153 00:06:52,978 --> 00:06:55,518 we'll have to discuss holding him back. 154 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,418 Oh, he'll be there. Don't worry. 155 00:06:57,449 --> 00:06:58,849 Mr. Lawrence? 156 00:06:58,884 --> 00:07:01,084 Shit. 157 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,658 Uh, hey, Sensei, my mom says that 158 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,433 I can't train with you anymore, but I had this idea 159 00:07:09,462 --> 00:07:11,162 that maybe if we went to the dojo before... 160 00:07:11,196 --> 00:07:12,336 You don't get it, kid. 161 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:15,434 There is no dojo. 162 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:16,498 L'm closing it up. 163 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,136 It's over. 164 00:07:18,170 --> 00:07:20,240 What about me? I-I need you. 165 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,973 Sorry, kid. 166 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:23,847 I gotta go. 167 00:07:28,814 --> 00:07:30,754 I think she's gonna cry. 168 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:34,922 Sooey! 169 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,328 Hey. 170 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,490 How are you feeling? 171 00:07:42,528 --> 00:07:44,168 L've gone viral. 172 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:45,366 How do you think I am? 173 00:07:45,397 --> 00:07:46,437 Cheeto pig! 174 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:47,595 Look, they're mean, 175 00:07:47,632 --> 00:07:48,872 but they have short memories. 176 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:49,831 They'll forget. 177 00:07:49,869 --> 00:07:52,239 Well, l'm not gonna forget. 178 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:56,411 Hey, Miss Piggy! 179 00:07:57,642 --> 00:07:59,812 Hey, there's my girl. 180 00:08:00,946 --> 00:08:02,116 Hey. 181 00:08:02,147 --> 00:08:04,387 Hey. What's wrong? 182 00:08:04,416 --> 00:08:06,456 - Nothing. - I got the movie tickets. 183 00:08:06,485 --> 00:08:07,985 You sure l'm not dragging you? 184 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:09,560 - No, it'll be fun. - You know it's one of those 185 00:08:09,588 --> 00:08:12,228 dying-teenager-in-love movies, right? 186 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,529 Yeah, I love tragic shit. 187 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:17,431 - Really? - Just promise me 188 00:08:17,462 --> 00:08:19,402 you won't tease me if I, like, tear up. 189 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:25,303 Hey, l've gotta get to class, 190 00:08:25,337 --> 00:08:26,537 but l'll see you tonight. 191 00:08:26,572 --> 00:08:29,072 I can't wait. Yeah, me too. 192 00:08:34,346 --> 00:08:36,716 Come on, Sam. 193 00:08:37,717 --> 00:08:38,647 Hey. 194 00:08:38,684 --> 00:08:40,754 Did you order lunch for everybody? 195 00:08:40,786 --> 00:08:41,656 No. 196 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:44,357 This guy says you ordered 100 sausages? 197 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,193 Hey, can I... Can I see that slip? 198 00:08:51,097 --> 00:08:52,697 What's going on? 199 00:08:52,731 --> 00:08:54,871 It's from Cole's on Van Nuys. 200 00:08:54,900 --> 00:08:57,970 Tom Cole, that son of a bitch. 201 00:08:58,003 --> 00:08:59,003 Oh, yeah. 202 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,078 Special instructions say you prefer your sausages 203 00:09:01,107 --> 00:09:02,607 long and thick. 204 00:09:02,641 --> 00:09:04,381 Do you think Cole's behind the billboard? 205 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,680 Who knows? But hey, free lunch. 206 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:09,312 Yeah, well, l'm not hungry. 207 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:10,448 Hey, boss. 208 00:09:10,482 --> 00:09:11,852 Hey, how's it going up there? 209 00:09:11,884 --> 00:09:13,624 I want to see it. Uh, yeah, you know, 210 00:09:13,652 --> 00:09:15,122 not gonna lie... We've had a couple hiccups. 211 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:16,184 That my cousin? 212 00:09:16,221 --> 00:09:17,661 Let me talk to him. 213 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,590 Hey, what's up, cuz? 214 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:20,995 Beautiful day out here in the Valley. 215 00:09:21,026 --> 00:09:22,166 Me and Anoush, we're gonna get 216 00:09:22,194 --> 00:09:23,664 some beers later. No, we're not. 217 00:09:23,695 --> 00:09:26,135 Just show me the billboard. 218 00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:29,964 All right, we're getting some things done here. 219 00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,532 How come you didn't start in the middle? 220 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:32,810 The middle? Come on, man, 221 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,508 have you ever painted anything before? 222 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,740 You want even lines. You start at the end 223 00:09:36,775 --> 00:09:38,115 and you work your way down. 224 00:09:38,143 --> 00:09:39,413 I mean, it's bad enough you got us 225 00:09:39,445 --> 00:09:40,575 up here looking like Ghostbusters. 226 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,513 I gotta put up with this? Okay. 227 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:43,747 Do you see what l'm dealing with here? 228 00:09:43,782 --> 00:09:45,352 Just paint over the... 229 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:46,554 L'm on it. Don't worry. 230 00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:47,985 It's gonna be totally fine. 231 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,590 Okay, okay, we're gonna do things my way... 232 00:09:50,856 --> 00:09:52,526 God, I just stepped in dog shit. 233 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,758 Dude, how would a dog even get up here? 234 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,435 Oh. 235 00:10:00,899 --> 00:10:02,739 I mean, she's noice, but... 236 00:10:02,767 --> 00:10:04,767 the booty's fake, right? 237 00:10:04,803 --> 00:10:06,703 What you talking 'bout? She got them gams. 238 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:08,809 Man, that's Grade A, organic, gluten-free, 239 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:11,441 booty butt ass cheeks. 240 00:10:11,476 --> 00:10:14,046 Sorry to interrupt your circle jerk. 241 00:10:14,079 --> 00:10:15,549 What the hell, man? Don't you knock? 242 00:10:15,581 --> 00:10:16,611 Been knocking for five minutes. 243 00:10:16,648 --> 00:10:17,688 Guess you couldn't hear me 244 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:18,786 over that trash in your boom box. 245 00:10:18,817 --> 00:10:19,957 What the hell's a boom box? 246 00:10:19,985 --> 00:10:21,855 What the hell's that thing on your face? 247 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:23,627 It's a mustache. 248 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:24,686 What are you doing here? 249 00:10:24,723 --> 00:10:25,853 Got a call from your principal. 250 00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:29,091 Heard about our trip to Colorado. 251 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:29,958 Well, I had no idea 252 00:10:29,995 --> 00:10:31,495 what a real father-son trip looked like, 253 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,570 so I had to use my imagination. 254 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:34,729 If it makes you feel better, 255 00:10:34,766 --> 00:10:37,006 next time, you can pick where we don't go. 256 00:10:37,035 --> 00:10:38,805 Hey, this isn't about us, all right? 257 00:10:38,837 --> 00:10:40,377 This is about the fact that you should be in school, 258 00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:42,645 not wasting your life hanging around these jack-holes. 259 00:10:42,674 --> 00:10:45,574 - Hey, screw you, man! - Screw you. 260 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:47,781 Is your mom around? 261 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,013 What am I saying? Of course she's not. 262 00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:50,087 It's 3:00 in the afternoon. 263 00:10:50,115 --> 00:10:52,955 It's gotta be happy hour somewhere. 264 00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:54,624 Don't. 265 00:10:54,653 --> 00:10:57,423 Don't talk about my mom like that. 266 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,226 Look, I get it. 267 00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,228 School can be a drag. 268 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,930 But you got your whole future ahead of you. 269 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,732 Ooh. 270 00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:05,893 Does that mean I can grow up 271 00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,201 and have my own strip mall karate school? 272 00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:15,711 L'm not talking about me, all right? 273 00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,441 You could still make something of yourself. 274 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,216 Like your old pal Daniel LaRusso? 275 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,846 Must be nice to be a winner. 276 00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:26,222 Whatever. 277 00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:28,221 Go to school, don't go to school, I don't care. 278 00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:29,723 See, that's the thing. You don't care, 279 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:30,995 or this wouldn't have taken so long. 280 00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,353 Hey, the school just called me this morning. 281 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:34,090 It took 16 years. 282 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:37,996 And l'm not going to school. L'm done. 283 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,030 And Mom's okay with it, so we're good. 284 00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,565 You can go. 285 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,317 So that's it? 286 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,678 No more karate? 287 00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,556 I guess so. 288 00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,254 It's probably for the best. 289 00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,587 It was starting to boost your confidence. 290 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:04,892 Isn't that a good thing? 291 00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:06,293 No. What has confidence 292 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,765 ever gotten anybody except for a black eye 293 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,764 and their backpack thrown in the trash? 294 00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,797 Well, I thought it was kind of cool 295 00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:15,302 how you stood up to Kyler. 296 00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,364 Are you insane? 297 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,732 Let me ask you. 298 00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:19,969 What is the best superpower anyone could have? 299 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,545 - Super strength. - Wrong. 300 00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:23,043 Invisibility. 301 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,815 A distant second would be super speed 302 00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:26,874 to run away fast. 303 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,352 Run away from who? 304 00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,921 Whom. 305 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,790 It's the object of a preposition. 306 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:33,848 Remember English class... 307 00:12:33,885 --> 00:12:35,455 And we were just leaving. 308 00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:36,757 Hey, where you going? 309 00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:38,128 Oh, look at this freak. 310 00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:40,056 - Oh. - Oh, shit! 311 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,362 What kind of girl would ever kiss this shit? 312 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:44,795 Leave him alone, Kyler. 313 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,603 What'd you say? 314 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,136 You haven't had enough, 'Rhea? 315 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,472 Huh? 316 00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:55,576 Yeah. 317 00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:56,777 Get the hell out of here, man. 318 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,508 You don't want this shit. 319 00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:01,785 No, come on, not the trash! 320 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,353 I just threw a... 321 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,612 yogurt in there. 322 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,850 Now it's double dip. 323 00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:10,587 Oh... 324 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,459 Oh, that was a burn, Ky. 325 00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,566 Oh, God. 326 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,398 Dumb shit. 327 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,673 What a bunch of losers. 328 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,301 Dude, I think he was gonna cry. 329 00:13:31,676 --> 00:13:34,546 Miggy! 330 00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:36,979 Miggy! 331 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,982 Surprise. 332 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,820 I changed my shift so we can go to the movies 333 00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:44,995 and see that new "Spider-Man." 334 00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,763 And to keep me away from karate. 335 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,132 Come on. 336 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,630 You can put the M& ;M's in the popcorn. 337 00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,670 I just want to go home. 338 00:13:56,768 --> 00:13:58,808 Okay. 339 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,307 We'll go home. 340 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,009 You know, when he gets here, don't mention the billboard. 341 00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:07,884 It's a bit of a sensitive issue. 342 00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,383 Hey, l'm sorry l'm late, everyone. 343 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,815 It's been a crazy day. 344 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,620 L'm sure you've seen the... We haven't. 345 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,262 So, Marketing, 346 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,390 Daniel and I are both excited to hear your ideas. 347 00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,696 We've been meaning to update our advertising 348 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,058 for a few months now. 349 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,226 Well, first of all, let me say that 350 00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,634 it makes our job so much easier 351 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:27,965 when we pitch to a company 352 00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,869 that already has great branding. 353 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,902 Your karate gimmick is just fantastic. 354 00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,037 Well, it... it's not a gimmick. 355 00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:35,942 Uh, well, we use karate in our ads 356 00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:37,074 because back in the day, 357 00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,139 karate in the Valley 358 00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:40,116 was like football in Texas, 359 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,015 you know, and Daniel was a champion. 360 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,617 Uh, same thing with the bonsai trees. 361 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,249 It's... it's something personal. 362 00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,624 But if people think it's a gimmick, 363 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,983 maybe we should change it. 364 00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,960 I mean, Tom Cole doesn't rely on a gimmick. 365 00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:52,929 Oh, actually, didn't Bobby just do 366 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,258 that Yankee Doodle thing for Tom? 367 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,463 You could probably pull it up on the shared drive. 368 00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,195 Just don't let him know we showed you. 369 00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,471 Patriot Tom Cole here. 370 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,643 When l'm not busy fighting the hated British 371 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:07,872 for your freedom, 372 00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:10,106 l'm fighting to bring you great deals, 373 00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,182 great American deals. 374 00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,280 And because I love this land we call home, 375 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,943 l'm giving every new customer 376 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,881 their very own drought-resistant cactus. 377 00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,457 In these dry times, 378 00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:21,955 it really is the only 379 00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,687 responsible plant to own. 380 00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,961 A strong American plant 381 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,931 from the strong American himself... 382 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,630 Me, Tom Cole. 383 00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:31,161 Cole's on Van Nuys. 384 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,026 You... 385 00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:33,763 "musket" down here. 386 00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,214 Well, we'll let you know. 387 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,879 And that is an internal audit. 388 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,283 Now, obviously, an external audit is similar, 389 00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:53,216 but as you can imagine... 390 00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:55,891 The stakes are a lot... higher. 391 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,520 Are you sure l'm not boring you? 392 00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,996 No. 393 00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,694 No, no, no, this is all very, um, 394 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,927 fascinating. 395 00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,531 Because I love the numbers. 396 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,393 They're just everything you want to know is right there. 397 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,266 Oh, shit. 398 00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:12,639 Hi, Johnny. 399 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,071 Wow, what a nice surprise. 400 00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,007 I called you eight times. 401 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,012 Then I just started circling your usuals. 402 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,744 Um, you know what, PJ? 403 00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,179 Why don't you go grab us a table 404 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,754 and I will meet you over there? 405 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,082 Terrific. Uh, you know what? 406 00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:27,116 I will order us a dozen oysters. 407 00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,891 Oh, isn't that thoughtful? 408 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,790 Excuse me. 409 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,360 What the hell are you doing here? 410 00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,165 I should ask you the same question. 411 00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:40,136 Shouldn't you be at home with our kid 412 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,305 instead of scamming for a free meal with this nerd? 413 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,473 For the record, I actually came here 414 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,173 looking for a bartending position. 415 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,335 Yeah, sure, you did. 416 00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:48,612 You need an application, Shannon? 417 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,980 Shut up, Terry. 418 00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,378 Do you know that our son is at your apartment 419 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,041 skipping school and smoking dope 420 00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:55,518 with a bunch of dirtbags? 421 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:58,016 Well, that would be the first time ever 422 00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,719 that you actually know where your son is, 423 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,751 so congratulations. 424 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,187 Hey, sweetie. 425 00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,791 Our table's ready. Okay. 426 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,293 L'm sorry. We were just about 427 00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:07,694 to sit down for dinner. I hope you don't mind. 428 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,256 Word of advice: she's not gonna go down on you 429 00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,694 unless you buy her dessert. 430 00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,863 All right, well, l'll let you guys finish up. 431 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,029 L'll just be over here. Yeah, 432 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,067 you let us finish up. 433 00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:22,007 So you're just gonna let Robby drop out of school? 434 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,040 I can't make that kid do anything anymore. 435 00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:26,107 Then he can come stay with me. 436 00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:27,244 L'll make him go to school. 437 00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,749 Okay, yeah, sure. 438 00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,020 Uh, you'll take care of him 439 00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,088 with all of your amazing dad skills. 440 00:17:33,117 --> 00:17:35,017 Yeah, at least l'm not giving up on him. 441 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,753 Eat shit, Johnny. 442 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:39,288 You gave up on day one. 443 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,254 Day one. 444 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,392 Okay, I was the one 445 00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:43,566 that was there for him when he got mono. 446 00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,335 I was the one that was there for him 447 00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:48,033 when he built his own half-pipe and he broke his wrist. 448 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,366 Where the hell were you? 449 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,070 All right, well, l'm here now. 450 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,603 It's too late, Johnny. 451 00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,378 There are no do-overs. 452 00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:00,083 You okay? 453 00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,682 I hear they make a fantastic 454 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:02,813 apple brown Betty. 455 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,990 And your hotel guests are gonna love 456 00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:08,458 the entertainment system. 457 00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:10,056 So you thinking of, uh, replacing 458 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,928 the whole fleet all at once 459 00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:14,556 or maybe just in segments? 460 00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,192 Nice car. 461 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,168 But before you buy, l'd read the fine print. 462 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,567 I hear the guy that runs this place 463 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,768 loves to sneak in bogus charges. 464 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,070 Dealer prep, extended warranties. 465 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,102 You know, they get you any way they can. 466 00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,168 Hey, Dan. 467 00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:30,306 Could you excuse me just for a moment? 468 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,012 Uh, help yourself to a... A boba tea. 469 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,743 Angela, can you show her the boba? 470 00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:39,389 So how was lunch? 471 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,388 Cut the crap. I just saw your new TV spot. 472 00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,219 You did? What'd you think? 473 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,555 Well, I don't know if my favorite part is 474 00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:46,859 when you steal the whole plant thing from me 475 00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,592 or imply l'm a water waster. 476 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,197 Or maybe it's when 477 00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:54,368 you suggest that I am somehow unpatriotic. 478 00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,734 You know what's patriotic? 479 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,039 Free speech. 480 00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,041 Besides, l'm just doing what you're doing. 481 00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,342 L'm not really a Revolutionary soldier, 482 00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,375 and you're not really a karate guy. 483 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,511 Actually, I was two-time All-Valley champ. 484 00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:11,547 Whoa. Did you hear that, everybody? 485 00:19:11,582 --> 00:19:13,952 We got a two-time karate champ over here. 486 00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,155 Guess I should be worried. Wha-sah-sah! 487 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,125 Come on, Dan. L'm just joshing with you. 488 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,061 Let me get you a boba. Angela! 489 00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:28,796 Get LaRusso a boba. No, thanks, Angela. 490 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:32,433 Look, I just came down here to tell you to back off, okay? 491 00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,671 I got a lot of stuff going on, and I don't need this. 492 00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,307 Hey, l'm sorry, Dan. 493 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:41,713 I guess the, uh, rivalry gets the best of us sometimes. 494 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,680 Hey, look. 495 00:19:43,714 --> 00:19:46,914 The Valley's big enough for two auto kings. 496 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,552 Am I right? 497 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,728 You sure I can't get you a boba? 498 00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:54,727 Nah. Nah. 499 00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,029 L'm fine. 500 00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,900 All right. Ah, I guess you must be full 501 00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:00,529 after eating all that dick. 502 00:20:18,683 --> 00:20:19,953 I don't understand. 503 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,025 The doctor said there's a chance it could work. 504 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,124 Let me give you one of my lungs. 505 00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:27,556 No, it's too risky. 506 00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:30,562 Besides, you've already given me your heart. 507 00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:32,965 This is so sad, right? 508 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,667 Just watch the movie. 509 00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:37,069 We don't actually have to watch the movie. 510 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,246 What's wrong? 511 00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:45,644 I saw what you did to those kids in the library. 512 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,417 Oh, 'Rhea 513 00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:49,085 and that dude with the lip? 514 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,454 We're just messing with them. 515 00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,712 We're all friends. 516 00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,269 Kyler, stop it. 517 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,767 Sam, just... 518 00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,810 I said stop it. 519 00:21:54,178 --> 00:21:56,578 Please don't close the door. 520 00:21:56,614 --> 00:21:57,984 Look, 521 00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,886 I know I wasn't there for him when it mattered. 522 00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:03,519 I let him down. I guess I let you down too. 523 00:22:05,356 --> 00:22:08,096 And I know there's no do-overs, 524 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,726 but that kid... 525 00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:13,902 is the only person in the world who hasn't given up on me. 526 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,200 And I don't want to give up on him. 527 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,610 I know I messed up big-time, 528 00:22:21,639 --> 00:22:25,209 but if you let him come back... 529 00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,283 I won't fail him again. 530 00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,782 I promise. 531 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,387 All right? Please, just think about it. 532 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,111 Kids, breakfast. 533 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,448 Oh, come on. 534 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,953 You're still upset about Cole? 535 00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,014 No. 536 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,652 I took care of that. 537 00:23:08,686 --> 00:23:11,756 I just... wish I could take care of this. 538 00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,724 She can't stay mad forever. 539 00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,467 Hey, buddy. 540 00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:20,395 A dry English muffin? What is this, Afghanistan? 541 00:23:20,431 --> 00:23:21,701 L'll take a burrito. 542 00:23:21,732 --> 00:23:23,172 Hey, this isn't a restaurant. 543 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,272 Morning, honey. 544 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:32,307 Morning. 545 00:23:32,343 --> 00:23:35,283 What, no banana-rama pancakes today? 546 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:37,853 Are you kidding? 547 00:23:37,882 --> 00:23:40,082 L'm just about to 548 00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,458 whip up a batch right now. 549 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,087 I thought this wasn't a restaurant. 550 00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:46,622 Just eat your muffin, okay? 551 00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:49,128 Hey, Sam, it's gonna be hot again this weekend. 552 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,030 Maybe you, uh, wanna invite 553 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,602 Kyler back over for a swim? 554 00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:54,770 I don't think Kyler's gonna be around anymore. 555 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:57,434 Oh. 556 00:23:57,468 --> 00:23:59,638 L'm sorry, honey. Uh, that's too bad. 557 00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:00,970 Don't look too excited, Dad. 558 00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:03,205 What? What excited? Who's excited? What? 559 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,640 Excited? This is my sad face. 560 00:24:04,675 --> 00:24:06,845 It's a very, very sad face. 561 00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,298 My mom says I can train again. 562 00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,730 - She did? - Yeah. 563 00:24:27,765 --> 00:24:29,835 I mean, if we still have the dojo. 564 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,467 We do for now. 565 00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:36,039 All right, but I need to know, 566 00:24:36,073 --> 00:24:39,143 are you ready to take things to the next level? 567 00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:40,247 Yes, Sensei. 568 00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:41,578 You got your ass kicked 569 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,353 because you didn't have any defense, 570 00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,051 so l'm gonna teach you the best defense 571 00:24:45,082 --> 00:24:47,052 that you can know. 572 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,226 And the best defense... 573 00:24:50,254 --> 00:24:53,054 Ha! 574 00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:54,721 Is more offense. 575 00:25:17,448 --> 00:25:18,948 Good morning. 576 00:25:18,983 --> 00:25:20,453 Hey, guys. 577 00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,925 Great job out there. 578 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,623 Hey, Daniel, uh... 579 00:25:23,654 --> 00:25:25,154 I gotta show you something. 580 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,690 What's up? 581 00:25:26,724 --> 00:25:29,764 We found a bunch of these up on the billboard. 582 00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,664 That's the guy you went to high school with, right? 583 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,836 This son of a bitch disrespected our family name. 584 00:25:34,865 --> 00:25:36,735 You gonna take that shit, cuz? 585 00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:37,837 Huh? Louie, relax. 586 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,899 No, don't tell me to relax. 587 00:25:38,936 --> 00:25:40,506 I thought this was cute at first. 588 00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:42,278 This isn't funny. This is personal. 589 00:25:42,306 --> 00:25:43,706 What are we gonna do about this? 590 00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:54,284 L'm here for karate. 591 00:25:54,318 --> 00:25:55,718 I appreciate you coming in, 592 00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:58,024 but there are no girls in Cobra Kai. 593 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,026 Aren't you desperate for new students? 594 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:00,958 Yes. 595 00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,322 But this isn't a knitting class. 596 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,100 This is a dojo. 597 00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:06,569 - Kyler told us what you said. - Wait, what did he say? 598 00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:07,798 You think you're better than us. 599 00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,702 You were no one before we let you in. 600 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,204 Whatever Kyler told you was a lie. 601 00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:13,576 Somebody's in a good mood. 602 00:26:13,604 --> 00:26:16,744 Well, somebody got some payback. 603 00:26:16,774 --> 00:26:19,474 After 30 years, I thought that guy might have changed, 604 00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:21,710 but now Cobra Kai is gonna have to shut down. 605 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,146 What did you do? 606 00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:27,022 Put that guy's beer on my tab. 607 00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:29,151 Looks like he's had a rough day.