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So this damn thing crashed.
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Took our holiday pictures
with it,
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wedding too.
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My wife is pissed.
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Well, l'm sorry about that.
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Let's see what we can do.
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Ah, the 15-inch.
That's a nice machine.
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Don't worry.
I get 20 of these a day.
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L'll take care of it.
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Thank you.
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No problem.
Uh, it might
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take a little while, though,
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because these, uh, logic boards
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use ATX-standard form factor,
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which is just a little
more complicated
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than the Neo-ITX...
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You know what?
L'm just...
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L'm just gonna
go grab a Starbucks,
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and l'll come back in, what,
an hour or so?
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That sounds great.
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Oh, and, uh,
what's your password,
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just so I can log in?
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It's, uh, "password."
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Don't sweat it.
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Mine's 1234.
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All right.
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Thanks for taking care
of this, um...
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Eduardo.
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You're a lifesaver.
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It's my pleasure.
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Yo, Robby, what'd we get?
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15-incher.
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Noice.
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Thanks, Eddie.
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We'll get you your cut.
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I got three guys right now
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willing to pay $400
and no questions asked.
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Oh, man.
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Dude, have them each Venmo half
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and then give it
to who shows up first.
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What about the other two?
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Sucks for them.
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Come on.
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What, you looking
to take karate?
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No.
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It's my fucking dad.
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Come on.
Let's get out of here.
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Mi hijo!
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I don't want you ever
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coming near my son again,
do you understand me?
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L'm sorry.
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I should never
have gotten involved.
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No!
Cobra Kai never dies.
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Ugh.
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What are you smiling at?
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Hey, man.
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Wanna trade cans?
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Hey, Sam!
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Banana-rama
chocolate chip pancakes are up.
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Ah, sweet!
Cha-ching!
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Hey, hey, remember,
save some for your sister.
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You know those
are her favorites.
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Oh, like I don't like pancakes?
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Hey, come on, Sam!
You're missing out.
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Nice!
Pancake taco.
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Come on, dude.
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Seriously?
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Sam?
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Hey, hey, hon.
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Hey, uh, are you close?
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Yeah, l'm...
Sorry l'm running late.
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I wanted to talk to Sam,
but she snuck by me.
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L'm pretty sure she hates me.
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She's a teenage girl.
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You embarrassed her
in front of her boyfriend.
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Of course she hates you.
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Look, uh, I just wanted
to brace you
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for the billboard.
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Holy shit, it's huge.
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Tom Cole's clearly compensating
for something, right?
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Oh, no.
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No, babe, l'm talking about
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our billboard.
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Why, what happened
to our bill...
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Mother...
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Frankly, we're big supporters
of the department.
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We donate every year
to the charity drive.
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I just want you to go out
and round up
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the scum that did this.
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Uh, excuse me, Officer.
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Can you just give us a minute?
Thanks.
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Honey, if they arrested
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everybody who painted dicks
on things,
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there just wouldn't be
any room in the jails
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for all the murderers.
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All right, but they can still
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go look for the guy.
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I understand
that you're frustrated,
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but try not to think about it.
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Just... think positively.
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Positive?
W-what's positive?
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I have a dick in my mouth.
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Yeah,
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and you'll "blow"
the competition away!
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Okay, look, no one's
even gonna see it.
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We picked that specific location
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because of the traffic level.
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Okay, fine, fine.
Let's assume people see it.
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Let's assume everybody sees it.
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- Okay.
- No one's gonna recognize you.
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- Really?
- All they're gonna see
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is the dick.
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Okay, it is the dick's
billboard now.
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Okay?
People drive by so fast,
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they're not even gonna spot you.
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Did you guys see the billboard?
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It's freaking hilarious!
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We're painting over it.
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That's a good idea.
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Here, hold this
ice on your ribs.
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Thanks.
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Miggy,
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why don't you tell me
who did this?
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L'll call the school.
They can protect you.
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It'll only make things
worse, Mama.
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- Worse than this?
- Yes!
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If I just had more lessons,
then maybe...
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No.
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It's not
Sensei Lawrence's fault.
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I just...
I just wasn't ready.
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No.
No more karate.
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Thank you.
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He is not.
You don't know him.
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I know he's a loser.
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He is not a loser.
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If you knew him, you'd see.
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He's a great man.
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- Who is it?
- Mr. Lawrence?
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This is Ms. Jenkins,
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the vice principal
at Robby's school.
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We spoke a couple of months ago.
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Right, yeah, hi.
I remember.
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L'm sorry if l'm interrupting
the big canoe trip.
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- Canoe trip?
- As much as I appreciate
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a boy and his father
bonding on the mighty Colorado,
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your note said he'd be gone
two weeks,
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and it's been almost a month.
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Wait, are you saying
Robby's been out of school
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for a month?
L'm sure it's easy
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to lose track of time
on the river.
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I grew up
on the Mississippi Delta.
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But if your son's not
back in school this week,
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we'll have to discuss
holding him back.
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Oh, he'll be there.
Don't worry.
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Mr. Lawrence?
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Shit.
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Uh, hey, Sensei,
my mom says that
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I can't train with you anymore,
but I had this idea
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that maybe if we went
to the dojo before...
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You don't get it, kid.
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There is no dojo.
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L'm closing it up.
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It's over.
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What about me?
I-I need you.
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Sorry, kid.
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I gotta go.
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I think she's gonna cry.
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Sooey!
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Hey.
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How are you feeling?
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L've gone viral.
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How do you think I am?
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Cheeto pig!
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Look, they're mean,
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but they have short memories.
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They'll forget.
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Well, l'm not gonna forget.
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Hey, Miss Piggy!
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Hey, there's my girl.
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Hey.
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Hey.
What's wrong?
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- Nothing.
- I got the movie tickets.
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You sure l'm not dragging you?
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- No, it'll be fun.
- You know it's one of those
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dying-teenager-in-love movies,
right?
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Yeah, I love tragic shit.
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- Really?
- Just promise me
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you won't tease me
if I, like, tear up.
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Hey, l've gotta get to class,
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but l'll see you tonight.
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I can't wait.
Yeah, me too.
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Come on, Sam.
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Hey.
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Did you order lunch
for everybody?
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No.
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This guy says
you ordered 100 sausages?
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Hey, can I...
Can I see that slip?
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What's going on?
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It's from Cole's on Van Nuys.
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Tom Cole, that son of a bitch.
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Oh, yeah.
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Special instructions say
you prefer your sausages
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long and thick.
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Do you think Cole's
behind the billboard?
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Who knows?
But hey, free lunch.
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Yeah, well, l'm not hungry.
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Hey, boss.
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Hey, how's it going up there?
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I want to see it.
Uh, yeah, you know,
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not gonna lie...
We've had a couple hiccups.
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That my cousin?
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Let me talk to him.
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Hey, what's up, cuz?
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Beautiful day out here
in the Valley.
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Me and Anoush, we're gonna get
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some beers later.
No, we're not.
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Just show me the billboard.
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All right, we're getting
some things done here.
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How come you didn't
start in the middle?
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The middle?
Come on, man,
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have you ever painted
anything before?
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You want even lines.
You start at the end
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and you work your way down.
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I mean, it's bad enough
you got us
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up here looking
like Ghostbusters.
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I gotta put up with this?
Okay.
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Do you see what
l'm dealing with here?
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Just paint over the...
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L'm on it.
Don't worry.
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It's gonna be totally fine.
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Okay, okay, we're gonna
do things my way...
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God, I just stepped in dog shit.
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Dude, how would a dog
even get up here?
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Oh.
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I mean, she's noice, but...
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the booty's fake, right?
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What you talking 'bout?
She got them gams.
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Man, that's Grade A,
organic, gluten-free,
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booty butt ass cheeks.
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Sorry to interrupt
your circle jerk.
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What the hell, man?
Don't you knock?
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Been knocking for five minutes.
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Guess you couldn't hear me
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over that trash
in your boom box.
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What the hell's a boom box?
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What the hell's that thing
on your face?
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It's a mustache.
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What are you doing here?
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Got a call from your principal.
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Heard about our trip
to Colorado.
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Well, I had no idea
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what a real father-son trip
looked like,
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so I had to use my imagination.
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If it makes you feel better,
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next time, you can pick
where we don't go.
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Hey, this isn't about us,
all right?
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This is about the fact
that you should be in school,
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not wasting your life hanging
around these jack-holes.
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- Hey, screw you, man!
- Screw you.
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Is your mom around?
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What am I saying?
Of course she's not.
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It's 3:00 in the afternoon.
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It's gotta be happy hour
somewhere.
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Don't.
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Don't talk about my mom
like that.
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00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:59,226
Look, I get it.
267
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:01,228
School can be a drag.
268
00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,930
But you got your whole future
ahead of you.
269
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,732
Ooh.
270
00:11:04,763 --> 00:11:05,893
Does that mean I can grow up
271
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:08,201
and have my own
strip mall karate school?
272
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:15,711
L'm not talking about me,
all right?
273
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:17,441
You could still make something
of yourself.
274
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,216
Like your old pal
Daniel LaRusso?
275
00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,846
Must be nice to be a winner.
276
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:26,222
Whatever.
277
00:11:26,251 --> 00:11:28,221
Go to school, don't go
to school, I don't care.
278
00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:29,723
See, that's the thing.
You don't care,
279
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:30,995
or this wouldn't have
taken so long.
280
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,353
Hey, the school just
called me this morning.
281
00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:34,090
It took 16 years.
282
00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:37,996
And l'm not going to school.
L'm done.
283
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:40,030
And Mom's okay with it,
so we're good.
284
00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:41,565
You can go.
285
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,317
So that's it?
286
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,678
No more karate?
287
00:11:57,716 --> 00:11:59,556
I guess so.
288
00:11:59,584 --> 00:12:01,254
It's probably for the best.
289
00:12:01,287 --> 00:12:03,587
It was starting
to boost your confidence.
290
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:04,892
Isn't that a good thing?
291
00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:06,293
No.
What has confidence
292
00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,765
ever gotten anybody
except for a black eye
293
00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:11,764
and their backpack
thrown in the trash?
294
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,797
Well, I thought it was
kind of cool
295
00:12:13,832 --> 00:12:15,302
how you stood up to Kyler.
296
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:16,364
Are you insane?
297
00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,732
Let me ask you.
298
00:12:17,769 --> 00:12:19,969
What is the best superpower
anyone could have?
299
00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,545
- Super strength.
- Wrong.
300
00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:23,043
Invisibility.
301
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:25,815
A distant second
would be super speed
302
00:12:25,844 --> 00:12:26,874
to run away fast.
303
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:29,352
Run away from who?
304
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:30,921
Whom.
305
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,790
It's the object
of a preposition.
306
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:33,848
Remember English class...
307
00:12:33,885 --> 00:12:35,455
And we were just leaving.
308
00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:36,757
Hey, where you going?
309
00:12:36,788 --> 00:12:38,128
Oh, look at this freak.
310
00:12:38,156 --> 00:12:40,056
- Oh.
- Oh, shit!
311
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,362
What kind of girl
would ever kiss this shit?
312
00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:44,795
Leave him alone, Kyler.
313
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:50,603
What'd you say?
314
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,136
You haven't had enough, 'Rhea?
315
00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,472
Huh?
316
00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:55,576
Yeah.
317
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:56,777
Get the hell out of here, man.
318
00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:00,508
You don't want this shit.
319
00:13:00,545 --> 00:13:01,785
No, come on, not the trash!
320
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,353
I just threw a...
321
00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,612
yogurt in there.
322
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,850
Now it's double dip.
323
00:13:09,287 --> 00:13:10,587
Oh...
324
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,459
Oh, that was a burn, Ky.
325
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,566
Oh, God.
326
00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,398
Dumb shit.
327
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,673
What a bunch of losers.
328
00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:24,301
Dude, I think he was gonna cry.
329
00:13:31,676 --> 00:13:34,546
Miggy!
330
00:13:34,579 --> 00:13:36,979
Miggy!
331
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,982
Surprise.
332
00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,820
I changed my shift
so we can go to the movies
333
00:13:43,855 --> 00:13:44,995
and see that new "Spider-Man."
334
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,763
And to keep me away from karate.
335
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,132
Come on.
336
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,630
You can put the M& ;M's
in the popcorn.
337
00:13:52,630 --> 00:13:54,670
I just want to go home.
338
00:13:56,768 --> 00:13:58,808
Okay.
339
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,307
We'll go home.
340
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,009
You know, when he gets here,
don't mention the billboard.
341
00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:07,884
It's a bit of a sensitive issue.
342
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:09,383
Hey, l'm sorry l'm late,
everyone.
343
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:10,815
It's been a crazy day.
344
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,620
L'm sure you've seen the...
We haven't.
345
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,262
So, Marketing,
346
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,390
Daniel and I are both excited
to hear your ideas.
347
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,696
We've been meaning to update
our advertising
348
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,058
for a few months now.
349
00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,226
Well, first of all,
let me say that
350
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:26,634
it makes our job so much easier
351
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:27,965
when we pitch to a company
352
00:14:27,999 --> 00:14:29,869
that already has great branding.
353
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,902
Your karate gimmick
is just fantastic.
354
00:14:31,937 --> 00:14:34,037
Well, it... it's not a gimmick.
355
00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:35,942
Uh, well, we use karate
in our ads
356
00:14:35,974 --> 00:14:37,074
because back in the day,
357
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:38,139
karate in the Valley
358
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:40,116
was like football in Texas,
359
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,015
you know,
and Daniel was a champion.
360
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,617
Uh, same thing
with the bonsai trees.
361
00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,249
It's... it's something personal.
362
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,624
But if people think
it's a gimmick,
363
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:48,983
maybe we should change it.
364
00:14:49,020 --> 00:14:50,960
I mean, Tom Cole
doesn't rely on a gimmick.
365
00:14:50,989 --> 00:14:52,929
Oh, actually,
didn't Bobby just do
366
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:54,258
that Yankee Doodle thing
for Tom?
367
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,463
You could probably pull it up
on the shared drive.
368
00:14:56,495 --> 00:14:58,195
Just don't let him know
we showed you.
369
00:15:02,901 --> 00:15:04,471
Patriot Tom Cole here.
370
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,643
When l'm not busy
fighting the hated British
371
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:07,872
for your freedom,
372
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:10,106
l'm fighting to bring you
great deals,
373
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:12,182
great American deals.
374
00:15:12,210 --> 00:15:14,280
And because I love this land
we call home,
375
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,943
l'm giving every new customer
376
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,881
their very own
drought-resistant cactus.
377
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:20,457
In these dry times,
378
00:15:20,485 --> 00:15:21,955
it really is the only
379
00:15:21,987 --> 00:15:23,687
responsible plant to own.
380
00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:25,961
A strong American plant
381
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,931
from the strong American
himself...
382
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,630
Me, Tom Cole.
383
00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:31,161
Cole's on Van Nuys.
384
00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,026
You...
385
00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:33,763
"musket" down here.
386
00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:45,214
Well, we'll let you know.
387
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,879
And that is an internal audit.
388
00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:51,283
Now, obviously,
an external audit is similar,
389
00:15:51,316 --> 00:15:53,216
but as you can imagine...
390
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:55,891
The stakes are a lot... higher.
391
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,520
Are you sure l'm not boring you?
392
00:15:57,556 --> 00:15:58,996
No.
393
00:15:59,024 --> 00:16:01,694
No, no, no,
this is all very, um,
394
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,927
fascinating.
395
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:04,531
Because I love the numbers.
396
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,393
They're just everything you
want to know is right there.
397
00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,266
Oh, shit.
398
00:16:11,569 --> 00:16:12,639
Hi, Johnny.
399
00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:15,071
Wow, what a nice surprise.
400
00:16:15,107 --> 00:16:17,007
I called you eight times.
401
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:19,012
Then I just started
circling your usuals.
402
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:20,744
Um, you know what, PJ?
403
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:22,179
Why don't you go grab us a table
404
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,754
and I will meet you over there?
405
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:25,082
Terrific.
Uh, you know what?
406
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:27,116
I will order us a dozen oysters.
407
00:16:27,151 --> 00:16:29,891
Oh, isn't that thoughtful?
408
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,790
Excuse me.
409
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,360
What the hell
are you doing here?
410
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:38,165
I should ask you
the same question.
411
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:40,136
Shouldn't you be at home
with our kid
412
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,305
instead of scamming
for a free meal with this nerd?
413
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,473
For the record,
I actually came here
414
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,173
looking for
a bartending position.
415
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,335
Yeah, sure, you did.
416
00:16:47,372 --> 00:16:48,612
You need an application,
Shannon?
417
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,980
Shut up, Terry.
418
00:16:50,008 --> 00:16:52,378
Do you know that our son
is at your apartment
419
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,041
skipping school and smoking dope
420
00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:55,518
with a bunch of dirtbags?
421
00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:58,016
Well, that would be
the first time ever
422
00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,719
that you actually know
where your son is,
423
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:01,751
so congratulations.
424
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,187
Hey, sweetie.
425
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:04,791
Our table's ready.
Okay.
426
00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:06,293
L'm sorry.
We were just about
427
00:17:06,324 --> 00:17:07,694
to sit down for dinner.
I hope you don't mind.
428
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,256
Word of advice:
she's not gonna go down on you
429
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:10,694
unless you buy her dessert.
430
00:17:12,263 --> 00:17:13,863
All right, well,
l'll let you guys finish up.
431
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,029
L'll just be over here.
Yeah,
432
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,067
you let us finish up.
433
00:17:19,237 --> 00:17:22,007
So you're just gonna let
Robby drop out of school?
434
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,040
I can't make that kid
do anything anymore.
435
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:26,107
Then he can come stay with me.
436
00:17:26,144 --> 00:17:27,244
L'll make him go to school.
437
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,749
Okay, yeah, sure.
438
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:30,020
Uh, you'll take care of him
439
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:33,088
with all of your
amazing dad skills.
440
00:17:33,117 --> 00:17:35,017
Yeah, at least l'm not
giving up on him.
441
00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:36,753
Eat shit, Johnny.
442
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:39,288
You gave up on day one.
443
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,254
Day one.
444
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,392
Okay, I was the one
445
00:17:41,426 --> 00:17:43,566
that was there for him
when he got mono.
446
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:45,335
I was the one
that was there for him
447
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:48,033
when he built his own half-pipe
and he broke his wrist.
448
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,366
Where the hell were you?
449
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,070
All right, well, l'm here now.
450
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:53,603
It's too late, Johnny.
451
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,378
There are no do-overs.
452
00:17:58,443 --> 00:18:00,083
You okay?
453
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:01,682
I hear they make a fantastic
454
00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:02,813
apple brown Betty.
455
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,990
And your hotel guests
are gonna love
456
00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:08,458
the entertainment system.
457
00:18:08,486 --> 00:18:10,056
So you thinking of,
uh, replacing
458
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,928
the whole fleet all at once
459
00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:14,556
or maybe just in segments?
460
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,192
Nice car.
461
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,168
But before you buy,
l'd read the fine print.
462
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,567
I hear the guy
that runs this place
463
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,768
loves to sneak in bogus charges.
464
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,070
Dealer prep,
extended warranties.
465
00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,102
You know, they get you
any way they can.
466
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:28,168
Hey, Dan.
467
00:18:28,206 --> 00:18:30,306
Could you excuse me
just for a moment?
468
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,012
Uh, help yourself to a...
A boba tea.
469
00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,743
Angela, can you show her
the boba?
470
00:18:37,949 --> 00:18:39,389
So how was lunch?
471
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,388
Cut the crap.
I just saw your new TV spot.
472
00:18:41,419 --> 00:18:43,219
You did?
What'd you think?
473
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,555
Well, I don't know
if my favorite part is
474
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:46,859
when you steal
the whole plant thing from me
475
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:48,592
or imply l'm a water waster.
476
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,197
Or maybe it's when
477
00:18:50,228 --> 00:18:54,368
you suggest that I am
somehow unpatriotic.
478
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,734
You know what's patriotic?
479
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,039
Free speech.
480
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,041
Besides, l'm just doing
what you're doing.
481
00:19:01,072 --> 00:19:03,342
L'm not really
a Revolutionary soldier,
482
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,375
and you're not really
a karate guy.
483
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,511
Actually, I was two-time
All-Valley champ.
484
00:19:09,547 --> 00:19:11,547
Whoa.
Did you hear that, everybody?
485
00:19:11,582 --> 00:19:13,952
We got a two-time karate champ
over here.
486
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,155
Guess I should be worried.
Wha-sah-sah!
487
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:23,125
Come on, Dan.
L'm just joshing with you.
488
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,061
Let me get you a boba.
Angela!
489
00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:28,796
Get LaRusso a boba.
No, thanks, Angela.
490
00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:32,433
Look, I just came down here
to tell you to back off, okay?
491
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,671
I got a lot of stuff going on,
and I don't need this.
492
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:38,307
Hey, l'm sorry, Dan.
493
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:41,713
I guess the, uh, rivalry
gets the best of us sometimes.
494
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,680
Hey, look.
495
00:19:43,714 --> 00:19:46,914
The Valley's big enough
for two auto kings.
496
00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,552
Am I right?
497
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,728
You sure I can't get you a boba?
498
00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:54,727
Nah.
Nah.
499
00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,029
L'm fine.
500
00:19:56,060 --> 00:19:57,900
All right.
Ah, I guess you must be full
501
00:19:57,929 --> 00:20:00,529
after eating all that dick.
502
00:20:18,683 --> 00:20:19,953
I don't understand.
503
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,025
The doctor said there's
a chance it could work.
504
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,124
Let me give you one of my lungs.
505
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:27,556
No, it's too risky.
506
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:30,562
Besides, you've already
given me your heart.
507
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:32,965
This is so sad, right?
508
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:34,667
Just watch the movie.
509
00:20:34,699 --> 00:20:37,069
We don't actually have
to watch the movie.
510
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,246
What's wrong?
511
00:20:43,274 --> 00:20:45,644
I saw what you did
to those kids in the library.
512
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:47,417
Oh, 'Rhea
513
00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:49,085
and that dude with the lip?
514
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:50,454
We're just messing with them.
515
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:51,712
We're all friends.
516
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,269
Kyler, stop it.
517
00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:10,767
Sam, just...
518
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,810
I said stop it.
519
00:21:54,178 --> 00:21:56,578
Please don't close the door.
520
00:21:56,614 --> 00:21:57,984
Look,
521
00:21:58,016 --> 00:22:00,886
I know I wasn't there for him
when it mattered.
522
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:03,519
I let him down.
I guess I let you down too.
523
00:22:05,356 --> 00:22:08,096
And I know there's no do-overs,
524
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,726
but that kid...
525
00:22:10,762 --> 00:22:13,902
is the only person in the world
who hasn't given up on me.
526
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,200
And I don't want
to give up on him.
527
00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,610
I know I messed up big-time,
528
00:22:21,639 --> 00:22:25,209
but if you let him come back...
529
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:27,283
I won't fail him again.
530
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:28,782
I promise.
531
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,387
All right?
Please, just think about it.
532
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,111
Kids, breakfast.
533
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,448
Oh, come on.
534
00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,953
You're still upset about Cole?
535
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:07,014
No.
536
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,652
I took care of that.
537
00:23:08,686 --> 00:23:11,756
I just... wish I could
take care of this.
538
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,724
She can't stay mad forever.
539
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,467
Hey, buddy.
540
00:23:17,495 --> 00:23:20,395
A dry English muffin?
What is this, Afghanistan?
541
00:23:20,431 --> 00:23:21,701
L'll take a burrito.
542
00:23:21,732 --> 00:23:23,172
Hey, this isn't a restaurant.
543
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,272
Morning, honey.
544
00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:32,307
Morning.
545
00:23:32,343 --> 00:23:35,283
What, no banana-rama
pancakes today?
546
00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:37,853
Are you kidding?
547
00:23:37,882 --> 00:23:40,082
L'm just about to
548
00:23:40,118 --> 00:23:42,458
whip up a batch right now.
549
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,087
I thought this wasn't
a restaurant.
550
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:46,622
Just eat your muffin, okay?
551
00:23:46,658 --> 00:23:49,128
Hey, Sam, it's gonna be
hot again this weekend.
552
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,030
Maybe you, uh, wanna invite
553
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,602
Kyler back over for a swim?
554
00:23:52,630 --> 00:23:54,770
I don't think Kyler's
gonna be around anymore.
555
00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:57,434
Oh.
556
00:23:57,468 --> 00:23:59,638
L'm sorry, honey.
Uh, that's too bad.
557
00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:00,970
Don't look too excited, Dad.
558
00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:03,205
What? What excited?
Who's excited? What?
559
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,640
Excited?
This is my sad face.
560
00:24:04,675 --> 00:24:06,845
It's a very, very sad face.
561
00:24:23,528 --> 00:24:25,298
My mom says I can train again.
562
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,730
- She did?
- Yeah.
563
00:24:27,765 --> 00:24:29,835
I mean, if we still have
the dojo.
564
00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:33,467
We do for now.
565
00:24:34,839 --> 00:24:36,039
All right, but I need to know,
566
00:24:36,073 --> 00:24:39,143
are you ready to take things
to the next level?
567
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:40,247
Yes, Sensei.
568
00:24:40,278 --> 00:24:41,578
You got your ass kicked
569
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,353
because you didn't have
any defense,
570
00:24:43,381 --> 00:24:45,051
so l'm gonna teach you
the best defense
571
00:24:45,082 --> 00:24:47,052
that you can know.
572
00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,226
And the best defense...
573
00:24:50,254 --> 00:24:53,054
Ha!
574
00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:54,721
Is more offense.
575
00:25:17,448 --> 00:25:18,948
Good morning.
576
00:25:18,983 --> 00:25:20,453
Hey, guys.
577
00:25:20,485 --> 00:25:21,925
Great job out there.
578
00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:23,623
Hey, Daniel, uh...
579
00:25:23,654 --> 00:25:25,154
I gotta show you something.
580
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,690
What's up?
581
00:25:26,724 --> 00:25:29,764
We found a bunch of these
up on the billboard.
582
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,664
That's the guy you went
to high school with, right?
583
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:34,836
This son of a bitch
disrespected our family name.
584
00:25:34,865 --> 00:25:36,735
You gonna take that shit, cuz?
585
00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:37,837
Huh?
Louie, relax.
586
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,899
No, don't tell me to relax.
587
00:25:38,936 --> 00:25:40,506
I thought this was cute
at first.
588
00:25:40,538 --> 00:25:42,278
This isn't funny.
This is personal.
589
00:25:42,306 --> 00:25:43,706
What are we gonna do about this?
590
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:54,284
L'm here for karate.
591
00:25:54,318 --> 00:25:55,718
I appreciate you coming in,
592
00:25:55,754 --> 00:25:58,024
but there are no girls
in Cobra Kai.
593
00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,026
Aren't you desperate
for new students?
594
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:00,958
Yes.
595
00:26:00,992 --> 00:26:02,322
But this isn't a knitting class.
596
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:04,100
This is a dojo.
597
00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:06,569
- Kyler told us what you said.
- Wait, what did he say?
598
00:26:06,598 --> 00:26:07,798
You think you're better than us.
599
00:26:07,832 --> 00:26:09,702
You were no one
before we let you in.
600
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,204
Whatever Kyler told you
was a lie.
601
00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:13,576
Somebody's in a good mood.
602
00:26:13,604 --> 00:26:16,744
Well, somebody got some payback.
603
00:26:16,774 --> 00:26:19,474
After 30 years, I thought
that guy might have changed,
604
00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:21,710
but now Cobra Kai
is gonna have to shut down.
605
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,146
What did you do?
606
00:26:24,482 --> 00:26:27,022
Put that guy's beer on my tab.
607
00:26:27,051 --> 00:26:29,151
Looks like he's had a rough day.