All right, ladies and gentlemen,
this is the moment we've been waiting for.
The presenta---
Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight?
Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight!
Isn't this what it's all about, folks?
Turn. Kneel.
Ey, Johnny, you're a cream puff!
Sweep the leg.
You have a problem with that?
No, sensei.
No mercy.
Two points, LaRusso. Lawrence, nothing.
Ready?
One point, Lawrence.
Point, Lawrence. Two, two.
Get him a body bag!
Warning for illegal contact to the knee.
Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion.
Finish him!
The new champion:
Daniel LaRusso!
Hey, I'm Miguel.
My family and I just moved into 109.
Great. More immigrants.
Actually, we're from Riverside.
Anyways, were you having trouble with your water pressure?
Our sink's being weird now and...
Oh, bottles go in the blue bin.
Listen, Menudo...
I've lived in this shithole for over ten years.
Pipes don't work. Fountain's full of piss.
Only good thing here is not having to talk to anybody.
So nice knowin' ya.
Okay, well...
Have a nice day.
I guess.
You got to be kidding me.
Not another one.
Hey.
Creep.
Ugh. Sick.
- Hey! - Got you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is this?
Don't worry, it'll be level. I'm just lining it up.
You put it on the wrong wall.
I said the wall across from the door.
This is the wall across from the door.
Not that door, idiot. The door.
Just move the TV. I have company coming over.
Wait, hold on.
I'm gonna have to fill the holes, re-measure, match the paint.
- The hardware store is an hour away. - Not my problem.
I'm not the dummy who put the TV on, literally,
the only wall in the house a TV would not go.
Why can't a TV go on this...
Look, I'll come by first thing in the morning.
Put everything the way you want.
- I just can't do it now. - Well, that's just great.
Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room.
- You said I could to go there. - I didn't know you'd do that.
Okay, okay. We'll figure this out. All right?
Just quit bitchin' at me.
What did you just call me?
No, no. I didn't call her a bitch.
I said she was bitchin' at me.
There's a difference.
You're firin' me because of that bitch?
You know what? I hated this damn job anyway.
You better pay me what you owe me, Mike.
Mike?
Banzai.
I'm Daniel LaRusso.
And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi--
That one.
Aren't you gonna wear gloves?
Can you put that on a plate?
My grandma's not feeling well.
Didn't ask.
C'mon, what's Spanish for "just give me my damn slice"?
What did you just say?
- What did he say? - You don't wanna know.
It's something bad. Just tell me.
Uh, he said you have a tiny...
He said I have a tiny wang?
Tell him he has a tiny wang.
I speak English, asshole.
Oh, really?
Yo, Brucks, let's get the light beer.
Gotta cut weight for the meet.
- Hundo P, son. - Damn right.
Man, you should get condoms too.
Finish up and then beat it.
- Excuse me? - This is my mart.
You ain't hustlin' no coin at my mart.
I'm not hustlin'.
I'm not homeless.
That's my car.
What the hell are you doin'?
Why you gotta blow up my spot?
He thought we were college, dumb-ass.
I didn't know you wanted to buy beer. Sorry.
- Yes, let's go. - What the hell are you doin'?
- Ooh, what do we got here? - Yeah, what do you got?
Pepto?
Oh, man. Someone has frickin' diarrhea.
Hey, we should call him 'Rhea.
Give it back, dude. It's for my grandma.
Oh, it's for your grandma.
Ah, I'm sorry, man.
You want it? You can take all that. Take that.
Bitch.
Asshole.
What'd you say, 'Rhea?
I didn't say anything.
Oh, that's brute, Ky.
Oh, what? You crying?
Where are you going, 'Rhea?
Hey!
Watch the car, man.
Who's this dude?
Just leave the dork alone.
You see this guy?
Eatin' his dinner at the mini mart like a bum.
Wait, I think I know this guy.
He's the jerk-off that cleaned my dad's septic tank.
That explains why he smells like shit.
Trust me, you guys are pissin' off the wrong guy on the wrong day.
- Really? - Really.
Get the hell out of here, loser.
Let's get him.
Holy shit, how did you...
What's the matter?
Having trouble breathing?
Is that all you got, ladies?
- Come on, Ky. Let's go. - Ge off me!
What's the matter?
Having trouble breathing?
Hey, get off the kid!
Hey, hey! It's not his fault!
Hey, I just wanted to say thank you.
Well, you said it.
Last night, was that Tae Kwon Do or jujitsu or MMA or something?
It's karate.
Old-school karate.
Do you think you could teach me?
What? No.
When school starts, those guys will make my life miserable.
It's not my problem.
Look...
If I just knew a little bit of what you knew, I'd be...
Forget it.
I don't do karate anymore.
All right? Besides, I need to find a job.
Well...
- You could open your karate school. - It's called a dojo.
- You could open your dojo. - I'm gettin' into this with you.
I'm not sure I'm allowed to be around kids now.
You want my advice?
Stop being so annoying.
Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.
Okay.
You got Encore?
Who the hell are you?
You know those little red stickers
that say "further reduced"?
That means spoiled. You know that, right?
You're eatin' bad meat, boy.
What the hell are you doing here, Sid?
Oh, that's some thank-you.
Who do you think bailed you out? Again.
I never asked you for anything.
I'd think that little incident at Applebee's
would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself.
You know...
When I met your mom,
she really knocked my socks off.
Beautiful.
Blonde.
Tan.
Tight.
Little did I know I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever.
Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather of the century.
Well, high praise
coming from a world-class daddy like you.
How old is Robby now? 15? 16?
When did you see him last?
Just get the hell outta here, man.
I'll get the hell outta here when I'm goddamn ready.
- Sid. - What?
Blood pressure.
Keep watching your bullshit judge show.
Will you, Rhonda?
And stay outta this.
Jesus. God.
This is why I'm here.
What's this?
You know, I told your mama I'd take care of you always.
But, in this case, I think even she'd cut me some slack.
I'm buying you out of my life.
I'd rather be homeless than take your money.
Oh, well... Yeah, okay.
Rhonda!
Lunchtime!
Call Art's.
See if they got that belly lox.
I'd say,
"Get your life in order,"
but, uh, at this point,
you're like the meat in your fridge.
Chappy. Chappy, where are you?
Just put in the tape, it's an order. Nothin' you can do about me.
Chappy, I wanna help you. Where are you?
Climb high like I told ya.
Doug, I ain't gonna make it.
Chappy!
A bunch of things must've gone wrong if you're listenin' to this.
Whatever happened, I know you must be real scared.
Right now you probably have all the doubts in the world.
But I'm gonna tell you something, Doug.
God doesn't give people things He doesn't want 'em to use.
And He gave you the touch.
It's a power you have inside of you,
down there where you keep your guts, boy.
It's all you need to blast your way in and get back what they took from ya.
Banzai!
Daniel LaRusso here from LaRusso Auto,
bringing you specials on all of our inventory.
We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees priced to go.
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Nah...
Make that...
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And as always,
every customer leaves with their very own bonsai tree.
LaRusso Auto Group. We kick the competition.
- Yeah! - All right!
I got second place.
Second place is no place! You're off the team!
- That sucks. I did my best. - What did you say?
I said I did my best.
You're nothing! You lost! You're a loser!
- No, you are the loser, man. - Oh, I'm the loser, huh?
Yeah.
Now who's the loser?
You're really sick, man.
Hey.
Hey, c'mon!
- Hey, what are you doing? - Don't.
How does second place feel now, huh?
- C'mon, he can't breathe. - Mind your business.
You're gonna kill him.
Sensei, please. You're hurting him.
How does second place feel now, huh?
Oh, my God.
I told you you shouldn't be on your phone.
What the f---
What are we gonna do, guys?
- We call the police. - No. My parents will kill me.
What the hell are you doing?
What are you doing?
Open the door! Open the door!
Drive!
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Where do you think you're going?
Oh, come--
- Take care of her. She's a classic. - Mhm.
- Hey, where do I pick it up? - It's on the card.
LaRusso.
No, no.
Hey, hey!
Ah, c'mon.
How you doin', sir?
- Would you be interested in...? - No.
Great. You're all set.
- Thanks so much. Have a great day. - Thank you.
Hi, welcome to LaRusso.
- How can I help you? - Hi. I just need to pick up my car.
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Oh, this came in last night?
It'll be a couple of weeks. We'll call you with an estimate.
No, no. My car wasn't supposed to come here.
I want it towed to a different body shop.
Why?
We have the number-one service team in the Valley.
We beat all prices.
We kick the competition.
Yeah. I heard it a million times.
I just prefer to do my business elsewhere.
Here are the watering instructions.
Thanks for being returning customers.
Before you go, Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally.
Let me go get him.
Can you hurry it up? I gotta go.
Hold on.
Your car is in one of our intake lots.
- I'll just figure out which one. - I'll come back tomorrow.
But, sir, I...
Johnny?
Johnny Lawrence.
I knew it was you.
- Holy... How the hell are you? - Hey, man.
Oh, my God. Look at you.
You still got those golden locks, eh?
God, this is crazy. How you been?
Great, man. Thanks.
That's great. Hey, hey, Anoush.
Come here. Louie, you too. I want you to meet somebody.
- I gotta go. - No, no. This is Johnny Lawrence.
He and I go way back. Right, buddy?
This guy was the toughest dude in my high school.
When I first moved here, he and I...
We got into a little bit.
This guy really had it in for me.
Well, you did move in on my girl.
She actually wasn't your girl anymore, was she?
I mean...
Alright. That's all water under the bridge.
Is this the karate guy, the guy from the tournament?
This is the guy whose ass you kicked.
It was a really close match.
But if you want to get technical,
I kicked his face.
I'm just bustin' your chops.
It was an illegal kick.
Illegal, really? What about that elbow to my knee?
Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win.
Whoa, whoa. No fighting in the showroom, guys.
All right. Back to work.
- Nice meeting you. - Get back to work.
Enough reminiscing, right?
So what brings you in? You lookin' for a new ride?
He wants his car towed to a different body shop.
Oh, no. Johnny, we got the best prices in town.
That crook at Cole's, he's gonna try to screw you over.
Sheila, let me see the estimate.
Pontiac?
Firebird?
Wow. Someone did a real number on this thing.
Maybe it's time for an upgrade.
Let's walk the lot.
- I could give you a great deal on... - I just want my car.
All right, all right. You got it, all right?
Let me see how low I can get this repair.
Friends and family, my own personal code.
You know what? It's on the house.
No, man. I don't need your charity.
You'd be doin' me a favor.
Our guys don't work on cars like this.
They need the practice. You need the repairs.
I said I'll handle it.
All right.
Okay, but it's gonna cost more than the car's worth.
Listen, don't worry about it. It's my pleasure, all right?
- All right. - Okay?
Hang here a second. I got somethin' for ya.
One minute.
- Hey, Dad. - Look who's here.
Open the door! Open the door!
I'm good.
You gotta be kidding me.
- Go ahead. See you in the office. - See you later.
Hey, Johnny, wait up.
Johnny.
Wait up.
Every customer gets one.
C'mon.
And, hey, look,
I don't blame you for what happened before.
I know that wasn't you.
It was Cobra Kai.
We're all better off without it, right?
Take care of yourself.
I'll call you when the car's ready, okay?
This is crazy. You look... It's good to see you, man.
Are you sure you're ready?
Once you go down this path, there's no turning back.
- You're gonna be my karate teacher? - No.
I'm gonna be your sensei.
I'll teach you the style of karate that was taught to me.
A method of fighting your pansy-ass generation needs.
- Good luck. It's all yours. - All right.
I'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears.
I'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within ya.
And once you do that,
you'll be the one who's feared.
You'll build strength.
You'll learn discipline.
And when the time is right,
you'll strike back.
Remember that guy from my high school?
The pretty boy you beat in that tournament.
I never remember calling him "pretty."
Cobra Kai isn't just about karate.
It's about a way of life.
What does this have to do with karate?
Do not question my methods.
- Anyone I have to worry about? -There's this one guy.
How about we invite him over for dinner on Friday?
- Tell me about that shiner. - Oh, this?
High school kids can be rough.
Oh, it wasn't a kid.
Some things never change.
You've seen Johnny's story.
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