1 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,180 (Birds chirping) 2 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:16,487 (clicking) 3 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:26,592 ♪ (Boston's "Don't Look Back" playing) ♪ 4 00:00:38,637 --> 00:00:42,447 Man: ♪ Don't look back, a new day is breakin' ♪ 5 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:46,675 ♪ It's been too long since I felt this way ♪ 6 00:00:46,712 --> 00:00:50,182 ♪ I don't mind where I get taken ♪ 7 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:52,256 ♪ The road is callin' ♪ 8 00:00:52,284 --> 00:00:54,754 ♪ Today is the day ♪ 9 00:00:54,787 --> 00:00:56,027 ♪ I can see ♪ 10 00:00:56,055 --> 00:01:00,225 ♪ It took so long to realize ♪ 11 00:01:00,259 --> 00:01:02,999 ♪ l'm much too strong not to compromise ♪ 12 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:05,629 ♪ Now I see what I am ♪ 13 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:09,235 ♪ Is holding me down ♪ 14 00:01:09,268 --> 00:01:11,838 ♪ l'll turn it around ♪ 15 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,640 Man: Hey! What do we study here? 16 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,616 All: The way of the fist, sir! 17 00:01:18,644 --> 00:01:20,514 And what is that way? 18 00:01:20,546 --> 00:01:24,216 All: Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy, sir! 19 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,490 (All grunting) 20 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,480 (Indistinct chatter) 21 00:02:06,892 --> 00:02:08,592 (Laughter) 22 00:02:09,395 --> 00:02:11,365 Why did I let you talk me into this? 23 00:02:11,397 --> 00:02:13,667 This goes against everything I stand for. 24 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:17,240 It's like extra gym class for no reason. 25 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:20,240 Let's just give it a chance. You saw the fight. 26 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,913 Miguel kicked ass. 27 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:24,241 Okay! Today we begin... 28 00:02:24,977 --> 00:02:27,977 (Chatter continues) 29 00:02:28,013 --> 00:02:29,253 Quiet! 30 00:02:30,749 --> 00:02:31,919 Face front. 31 00:02:42,528 --> 00:02:44,268 - Nice shirt. - Thanks. 32 00:02:44,296 --> 00:02:45,836 I'm joking. It sucks. 33 00:02:48,867 --> 00:02:51,567 Word of advice: If you got shit for teeth, don't smile. 34 00:02:54,006 --> 00:02:56,676 My God, makes me feel like a virgin just looking at you. 35 00:02:58,510 --> 00:03:00,080 When I look around this dojo, 36 00:03:00,112 --> 00:03:02,982 I don't see Cobra Kai material. 37 00:03:03,015 --> 00:03:05,885 I see losers. I see nerds. 38 00:03:05,918 --> 00:03:09,118 I see a fat kid with a funny hat with his tits popping out. 39 00:03:09,154 --> 00:03:11,124 But my short time as a sensei, 40 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:14,327 l've also seen some miracles. 41 00:03:14,359 --> 00:03:19,269 So maybe there's some hope for you yet. 42 00:03:19,298 --> 00:03:20,898 First I need to see where you're at. 43 00:03:20,933 --> 00:03:22,773 So everybody, fall in! 44 00:03:25,938 --> 00:03:28,078 That means line up. 45 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:32,207 (Indistinct chatter) 46 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,785 No, not... not line up in a line. 47 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:37,214 Lines. Get in lines. 48 00:03:37,249 --> 00:03:39,389 You mean, like, rows? 49 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:40,789 Ugh. 50 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:41,850 Hiya! 51 00:03:44,590 --> 00:03:45,730 Hiya! 52 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:06,880 (Birds chirping) 53 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:15,356 (Beep) 54 00:04:27,165 --> 00:04:28,765 Hey, hey. What's going on? 55 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:30,601 You going for a swim? You gonna invite the girls over? 56 00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:31,536 No, not today. 57 00:04:31,570 --> 00:04:33,940 Great. You wanna spar with your old man? 58 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:35,073 Karate? 59 00:04:35,107 --> 00:04:37,207 Yeah, you don't have to say it like it's the fl... 60 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:40,183 Come on, Dad. That was, like, eight years ago. 61 00:04:40,212 --> 00:04:41,812 Well, eight years isn't that long. 62 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:43,178 Eight years ago I was eight. 63 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,486 All right, come on. Remember that time 64 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:45,887 you nailed me in the jaw with the flip kick? 65 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:48,088 I mean, you know, I had to eat soup for a week. 66 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:49,691 It was funny. 67 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:53,592 Today's just not great. I've got a lot of homework. 68 00:04:53,625 --> 00:04:56,365 All right, I gotcha. No sweat. 69 00:04:56,395 --> 00:04:58,635 Gotta hit the books, you hit the books. 70 00:04:58,664 --> 00:04:59,834 Is that okay? 71 00:04:59,865 --> 00:05:01,905 Yeah, come on. You'd be doing me a favor. 72 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,034 I don't have to block that foot of fury. 73 00:05:06,071 --> 00:05:07,141 Thanks, Dad. 74 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,413 All right. 75 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:14,443 (Man speaking on radio indistinctly) 76 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:19,289 So what do you say 77 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,018 I come to spin class with you today? 78 00:05:21,053 --> 00:05:22,653 - Really? - Uh-huh. 79 00:05:22,688 --> 00:05:24,788 I thought you said spin class was a sweaty pointless 80 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,024 bike ride to nowhere? 81 00:05:26,058 --> 00:05:28,558 Yeah, but I figured l'd ride some bikes with you 82 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:31,534 and then maybe you would, um, 83 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:33,334 come into the dojo with me. 84 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:35,605 Ah. Sam said no, huh? 85 00:05:35,634 --> 00:05:37,604 Yeah, I don't get it. Man, she used to love karate. 86 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,637 Well, she's not your mini-me anymore. 87 00:05:39,671 --> 00:05:41,471 Can't dress her up and teach her tricks. 88 00:05:41,506 --> 00:05:43,576 Yeah, but what about you? 89 00:05:43,609 --> 00:05:45,109 Oh, I already know all your tricks. 90 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,414 - Ha. - And let's try to remember 91 00:05:46,445 --> 00:05:47,645 what happened ten years ago 92 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,080 when you and I hit the mat for a little karate. 93 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:55,786 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 94 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:58,923 You hear that? 95 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:02,427 It's the real world calling out to you, Antonio. 96 00:06:02,461 --> 00:06:04,931 The time has come 97 00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:08,264 for you to do a little karate with your dad. 98 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:09,700 Karate's boring. 99 00:06:09,735 --> 00:06:12,105 What do you think you're doing right there? 100 00:06:12,138 --> 00:06:13,938 Look, it's practically karate. 101 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,213 This one has fireballs. 102 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:18,082 All right, give me that. Come on, Anthony. 103 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:19,140 Let's go, come on. 104 00:06:19,178 --> 00:06:21,378 Alexa, order new PS Vita! 105 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:22,483 No! No! 106 00:06:22,515 --> 00:06:23,815 Alexa, override! 107 00:06:23,849 --> 00:06:25,019 Parental override! 108 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,591 Alexa: Ordering PS Vita. 109 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,799 (Rapid knocking) 110 00:06:38,897 --> 00:06:39,997 Quit it. 111 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,172 (Iaughter) 112 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,070 - What's up, Queen? - Suh, dude? 113 00:06:44,236 --> 00:06:45,606 Oh! 114 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:48,378 Come on, don't eat all the cereal again. 115 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,977 You keep buying it, we gonna keep eating it, man. 116 00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:52,649 We gotta fuel up. We gonna hit an Amazon truck. 117 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:55,718 Yeah, we gonna get our hands on some big, ol' packages. 118 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:57,647 You know, like Trey's favorite pastime. 119 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,483 Shut up. Hey, man, grab your purse. 120 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:01,249 Let's go. 121 00:07:01,286 --> 00:07:02,326 I have work. 122 00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:03,824 What, like a job? 123 00:07:03,856 --> 00:07:06,996 Oh, shit. Look at his pants. 124 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:09,426 What are those? 125 00:07:09,461 --> 00:07:10,931 It's just temporary. 126 00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:13,133 All right, I got a gig over at LaRusso Auto. 127 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:15,835 You mean, like, the ninja guy? 128 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:16,937 Why? 129 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,309 My dad hates his guts. 130 00:07:18,337 --> 00:07:19,707 When he finds out l'm working for him, 131 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:21,509 he's gonna lose his shit. 132 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,740 Johnny: Fighting positions! 133 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:25,006 Jab punch! 134 00:07:25,043 --> 00:07:26,683 Nope, wait till I say go. 135 00:07:26,712 --> 00:07:28,052 Hiya! 136 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,680 Hiya! 137 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:31,715 Hiya! 138 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:33,390 Hiya! 139 00:07:33,418 --> 00:07:34,458 Come on, you want to stand straight. 140 00:07:34,486 --> 00:07:35,786 Plant your feet in there. 141 00:07:35,821 --> 00:07:36,921 Hiya! 142 00:07:36,955 --> 00:07:38,195 Are you sure you're right-handed? 143 00:07:38,223 --> 00:07:40,123 Hiya! 144 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,699 Hiya! 145 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,127 Come on, tits, you can do better than that. 146 00:07:43,161 --> 00:07:44,201 You got weight ; use it. 147 00:07:44,229 --> 00:07:46,069 Ready? Hiya! 148 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,268 Hiya! 149 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,470 Hiya! 150 00:07:50,502 --> 00:07:52,372 Hey, Lip. 151 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:53,675 Yeah, you. The one with the freaky lip. 152 00:07:53,705 --> 00:07:55,375 Who do you think l'm talking to? 153 00:07:55,407 --> 00:07:57,307 Excuse me, Mr. Lawrence. 154 00:07:57,343 --> 00:07:58,373 Sensei Lawrence. 155 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,380 Okay. 156 00:08:00,412 --> 00:08:02,382 You really shouldn't make fun 157 00:08:02,414 --> 00:08:04,354 of someone's physical appearance. 158 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:05,853 Oh, is that so? 159 00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:08,255 So l'm not supposed to mention his lip at all? 160 00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,257 Well, yeah. 161 00:08:10,289 --> 00:08:12,459 Yeah, maybe that's what they teach you in school, 162 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,322 but in the real world you can't expect people 163 00:08:14,359 --> 00:08:16,859 to do what they're supposed to do. 164 00:08:16,895 --> 00:08:18,465 Right? You hear that, Lip? 165 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:19,898 If you can't handle someone making fun of you, 166 00:08:19,931 --> 00:08:21,971 how are you gonna handle an elbow to the teeth? 167 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:25,371 By calling the police? 168 00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:27,104 Dude. Knock it off. 169 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,779 What? He does realize the Nazis lost the war, right? 170 00:08:30,809 --> 00:08:31,979 Why should I be scared of him? 171 00:08:32,010 --> 00:08:35,150 Because he's got a snake on his wall? 172 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:38,950 It's not like he's a teacher who can give us a bad grade. 173 00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:43,024 We're paying him. He works for us. 174 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:46,095 It's not like he can actually hurt us. 175 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:50,291 Oh, shit. 176 00:08:56,401 --> 00:08:58,001 You done? 177 00:08:58,036 --> 00:08:59,376 - What? - Hit me. 178 00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:03,146 Go ahead, hit me. Strike me right here. 179 00:09:06,478 --> 00:09:07,718 Harder. 180 00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:12,446 Is that all you got, princess? 181 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:21,065 Hiya! 182 00:09:25,497 --> 00:09:28,567 Let that be a lesson to all of you. 183 00:09:28,600 --> 00:09:30,700 Yeah, but you can't quit. 184 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,236 I got yelled at, got my ass kicked, 185 00:09:33,272 --> 00:09:34,742 and then gave him my money. 186 00:09:34,773 --> 00:09:36,943 You know who lives like that? Hookers. 187 00:09:36,975 --> 00:09:39,145 Yeah, but he's not that bad of a guy. 188 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,408 You gotta give him a chance. 189 00:09:40,446 --> 00:09:41,716 You don't know him like I do. 190 00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:43,847 (Scoffs) Uh, that's hooker talk. 191 00:09:43,883 --> 00:09:47,083 Besides, I don't need to learn karate when I have you. 192 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,267 See? No one's gonna mess with you. 193 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,548 Man: ♪ Bring the funk back, let's go, come on ♪ 194 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:16,080 ♪ Bring the funk back ♪ 195 00:10:21,487 --> 00:10:22,857 Thanks, Anoush. 196 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:24,888 Hey, how's the new kid working out? 197 00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:26,154 Oh, great. 198 00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:27,792 We got a bunch of pain in the ass stuff piled up for weeks... 199 00:10:27,826 --> 00:10:29,766 Inventories, sticker swaps. 200 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:31,425 Kid knocked most of it out before lunch. 201 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,833 So you're saying I should fire you and give him your job. 202 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,766 Oh, that new kid? No, he's terrible. 203 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,201 Very unmotivated. 204 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:39,006 You gotta keep explaining stuff to him. 205 00:10:39,037 --> 00:10:40,377 I'm pretty sure he's got a head injury. 206 00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:41,945 Hey, you know, 207 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:45,614 l've been looking for someone to do a little karate with. 208 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,114 Are you interested? 209 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:49,386 Are you asking me as a friend or as my boss? 210 00:10:49,414 --> 00:10:50,454 As a friend. 211 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,522 I'm busy. 212 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:53,690 - Okay, as your boss. - I'm sick. 213 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:54,849 Come on, it's a good workout. 214 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,057 I would love to do it, honestly, 215 00:10:56,087 --> 00:10:58,557 but tonight l'm working out with Priya. 216 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,221 Or no, Seema. 217 00:11:00,258 --> 00:11:03,258 Man, this South Asian dating app is destroying my weeknights. 218 00:11:03,295 --> 00:11:04,835 I feel like the hottest Kashmiri pepper 219 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:07,533 in the pork Vindaloo. 220 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:09,466 It... that joke kills on the app. 221 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,602 - Yeah, okay, whatever. - Sorry. 222 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:11,906 Tell the kid to keep up the good work. 223 00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:12,977 Yep. 224 00:11:18,543 --> 00:11:20,443 Needs salt. 225 00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:22,819 Hey, when do you think I might get one of those shirts 226 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:23,918 with my name on it? 227 00:11:23,948 --> 00:11:25,188 Oh, you like the shirts, huh? 228 00:11:26,851 --> 00:11:28,391 There's too much salt. 229 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,720 Kid wants a personalized shirt. 230 00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,055 Oh, yeah, we gotta get him a shirt. 231 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:32,660 Means you're part of the team. 232 00:11:32,691 --> 00:11:33,891 What else you need? 233 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,996 Business cards? A tote bag? 234 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,928 How about monogrammed cufflinks? 235 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,063 I'll book you two weeks at the company timeshare 236 00:11:40,098 --> 00:11:40,928 in Barbados. 237 00:11:40,966 --> 00:11:42,406 Yeah, all right, forget it. 238 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,735 Yeah, kid, relax. We're just breaking balls. 239 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,110 Look, I get it. I used to be the new guy around here. 240 00:11:47,139 --> 00:11:49,309 You're trying to take initiative, get noticed. 241 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,481 All right, here's what you need to do. 242 00:11:51,510 --> 00:11:53,980 Every Wednesday someone has to rotate the cars in the showroom, 243 00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,613 keep the inventory fresh. 244 00:11:55,647 --> 00:11:57,287 Now, you see that Porsche 911 over there? 245 00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,986 It's a beaut, right? 246 00:11:59,017 --> 00:12:01,187 Well, the boss has been wanting to move it up front 247 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,490 by the windows. 248 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:04,390 You think you can handle that? 249 00:12:04,423 --> 00:12:05,663 Sure. 250 00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:07,661 Yeah, I can do it. 251 00:12:07,693 --> 00:12:09,063 Okay. 252 00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,808 (Bell chiming) 253 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:23,472 (Laughter) 254 00:12:26,044 --> 00:12:27,544 Thanks for the Blow Pop, guys. 255 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,150 Really never gets old. 256 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:31,852 It's 'cause she gives blowjobs. 257 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,724 Get it? Blow Pop. 258 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,822 Blow job. 259 00:12:35,854 --> 00:12:38,954 Yeah, I get it. It's just a rumor. 260 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,761 Hey, everybody. Who let the pigs out? 261 00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:45,133 I did, because I ordered the fetal pigs. 262 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,232 But seriously, get in your groups. 263 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,576 Mr. Palmer, my partner's absent. 264 00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:54,744 Oh, who wants to take Samantha in? 265 00:12:54,773 --> 00:12:57,113 This little piggy needs a group. 266 00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:59,412 Don't all volunteer at once. 267 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,783 We'll take her. 268 00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,457 Thank you. 269 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,662 I'm gonna go grab a chair. 270 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,593 Yeah. No problem. 271 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:17,798 (Sniffs) 272 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,000 (exhales) 273 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:22,271 (Indistinct chatter) 274 00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:27,411 Shh. 275 00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:33,513 (Engine turns over) 276 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,576 (women gasp) 277 00:13:35,647 --> 00:13:37,547 (engine revs) 278 00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,613 Whoa. 279 00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:39,690 (Engine revs) 280 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,818 What the hell is the matter with you? 281 00:13:41,853 --> 00:13:43,453 Starting a car in a crowded showroom? 282 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,089 What are you, out of your mind? 283 00:13:46,124 --> 00:13:47,464 What were you thinking? 284 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,502 Screw this. 285 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,171 Amanda: It's okay ; everything's fine, guys. 286 00:13:58,203 --> 00:14:00,203 It's fine. It's fine. 287 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:02,980 (Door slams) 288 00:14:05,643 --> 00:14:06,883 Hey! 289 00:14:08,113 --> 00:14:09,383 Hey! 290 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,455 Hey! Whoa, ease up. 291 00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,853 Ease up. I surrender. 292 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,755 You don't have to fire me, okay? I quit. 293 00:14:14,786 --> 00:14:15,816 Hey, Robby. It's Robby, right? 294 00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:17,254 Come here. Right? 295 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,659 Robby, you're gonna break your thumb there. 296 00:14:19,691 --> 00:14:22,031 - What? - Make a fist. 297 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,660 Make a fist. If you're gonna punch your boss, 298 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:24,895 you gotta make a tight fist. 299 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,500 Thumb around the outside underneath, 300 00:14:26,531 --> 00:14:28,901 squeeze the knuckles, extend the hand straight out. 301 00:14:28,934 --> 00:14:30,104 You see that? 302 00:14:30,134 --> 00:14:31,574 Now, come on. Let it fly. 303 00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:33,043 Hit my hand. 304 00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,509 Okay. All right. 305 00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:38,081 That's better. 306 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,750 Listen, l'm sorry for calling you out inside. 307 00:14:39,778 --> 00:14:41,048 All right, that's on me. 308 00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:42,549 I should've heard your side of it. 309 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,781 You're not the only one with a temper around here. 310 00:14:45,817 --> 00:14:49,257 All right, well, thanks. 311 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,988 So, Robby, where you from? You from around here? 312 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,323 You graduate at West Valley? 313 00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:54,865 Uh, no. 314 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:57,463 I live up in North Hills. 315 00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,466 It's not as nice as this. 316 00:14:59,497 --> 00:15:00,867 I grew up in Reseda. 317 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:02,069 Before that, Newark, New Jersey, 318 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,671 so I know a thing or two about that. 319 00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:04,872 Wait, really? 320 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:07,043 Figured your family came from money. 321 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:11,582 Yeah, well, I guess things aren't always what they look like, right? 322 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,584 I'm gonna head back inside and announce 323 00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:18,013 the "sorry you almost got killed" sales event. 324 00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:20,219 I'll see you in a minute? 325 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,292 All right. 326 00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:33,403 What were you thinking for sex? 327 00:15:34,766 --> 00:15:37,006 (Stammering) Uh, I mean... 328 00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,435 Because in the male, 329 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:41,240 this tract opens up near the umbilical cord. 330 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,573 So I think ours is female. 331 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,409 Yeah. Um... 332 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,314 Yeah, I concur. 333 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:55,023 Thanks for, um, helping me out, by the way. 334 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:58,994 Oh, yeah, I mean, l'm sure you you would've found another group. 335 00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:01,823 I meant with the fight. 336 00:16:01,859 --> 00:16:03,499 Oh. Yeah. 337 00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:06,468 Someone had to take care of those assholes. 338 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:08,298 But nobody else did. 339 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,478 It was a pretty nice roundhouse. 340 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:18,307 Thanks ; l'm taking these super awesome karate lessons... 341 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:19,843 But you telegraphed the sweep. 342 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,118 When you lift up your foot like that, 343 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,987 it shifts all the weight to your back leg. 344 00:16:24,015 --> 00:16:26,255 More windup, less power. 345 00:16:26,284 --> 00:16:28,384 Wow. You know your stuff. 346 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:30,790 I guess I should be taking lessons from you. 347 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,993 That was a freebie. 348 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,654 Next one l'm gonna expect money up front. 349 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,532 Of course, of course. 350 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,500 Let's see. 351 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:42,296 Do you guys want a banana? 352 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:44,103 People keep sneaking them in my bag. 353 00:16:44,135 --> 00:16:46,635 It's because of that stupid rumor that l'm sure you guys have heard about me. 354 00:16:46,671 --> 00:16:49,171 - Oh, no. - Yes. 355 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:53,148 Stupid, stupid rumors. Hurtful lies. 356 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,348 People are monsters. 357 00:16:54,379 --> 00:16:56,219 Yeah, you shouldn't worry about it. 358 00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:57,818 Those guys are assholes to us too. 359 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,650 I mean, they call me 'Rhea, so... 360 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,716 Not anymore. 361 00:17:03,388 --> 00:17:05,688 Yeah, I guess you're right. Not anymore. 362 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:11,193 Okay, everybody fall in. 363 00:17:11,897 --> 00:17:13,467 Where's everyone? 364 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:15,068 Crater face? 365 00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:17,069 Nose ring? Slingshot? 366 00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:19,571 They quit, Sensei. 367 00:17:19,604 --> 00:17:21,204 You serious? 368 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,710 I mean, good. 369 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,475 That was a test. 370 00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:30,083 I wanted to see who the quitters are. 371 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,755 Not you guys. You're in it to win it. 372 00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:34,424 Right, you could be at home, playing your iComputers, 373 00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:36,992 playing your video games, eating candy. 374 00:17:37,022 --> 00:17:41,592 Instead you're here, doing pushups, learning how to fight. 375 00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:42,926 Lip. Look. 376 00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:44,731 Even Lip's tougher than those guys. 377 00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:45,902 He's no quitter. 378 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,131 Could you please not call me that? 379 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,566 Excuse me, what? 380 00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,169 I said, could you please not call me that. 381 00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,602 Um, l'll warm 'em up, Sensei. 382 00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:54,936 No, no, no. Lip has something he wants to say. 383 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,203 Sorry, speak up, Lip. 384 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:58,381 Or is your tongue messed-up too? 385 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,610 Are you one of those challenged kids? 386 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:03,685 Um, the doctor said I could be on the spectrum. 387 00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,885 I don't know what that is, but get off it pronto. 388 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,217 All right? 389 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,722 If you don't want me to call you Lip, 390 00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:10,223 then don't have a weird lip. Can't you get surgery for that? 391 00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:11,594 I was born with a cleft lip. 392 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,763 This is the scar from the surgery. 393 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,162 You mean it was worse before that? 394 00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,964 Or did the doctor just screw up? 395 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,225 Because if this is the after photo, 396 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,903 that sucks, man. You should sue. 397 00:18:19,931 --> 00:18:21,931 Can we just please change the topic? 398 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:23,137 You don't think I want to? 399 00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:24,438 It's tough when it's right in front of me. 400 00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:25,839 If you want to be something other than a nerd 401 00:18:25,870 --> 00:18:28,010 with a scar on his lip, then you gotta flip the script. 402 00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:29,939 Okay? Get a face tattoo. 403 00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,305 Or gauge your eye out. 404 00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:32,682 We'll call you Patch, all right? 405 00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:35,251 No, don't do that one. You'll still look like a freak. 406 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,590 Uh, great, really? Another quitter? 407 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:41,658 (Sighs) 408 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:46,155 Go away. No more lessons today. 409 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,090 Do you have to be so hard on them? 410 00:18:50,128 --> 00:18:53,198 Oh, come on, Diaz. They're a bunch of losers. 411 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,102 Yeah, well, some of those losers are my friends. 412 00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:57,303 Yeah, that tracks. 413 00:18:57,335 --> 00:19:00,005 And they're your students. 414 00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:01,908 You wanted a full dojo. You got one. 415 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,610 Not full like that. 416 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,842 Yeah, I get it. All right, they're losers. 417 00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:08,778 Maybe l'm a loser too. 418 00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:10,713 Are you kidding me? Are you gonna cry now too? 419 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,019 No, it... 420 00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:14,149 Never mind. It's just... 421 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:19,261 You don't know what it's like to be us. 422 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:21,291 I'll see you tomorrow. 423 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,896 (footfall recedes) 424 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,765 You don't have to do that. 425 00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:34,073 Louie here is gonna be handling your work for the rest of the day. 426 00:19:34,105 --> 00:19:35,345 Isn't that right, Louie? 427 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:36,404 Yeah. 428 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:41,016 Robby, l'm very sorry for yesterday's events. 429 00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,516 It's been brought to my attention 430 00:19:42,547 --> 00:19:45,447 that what I did is considered not to be professional. 431 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,659 Okay. 432 00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:50,927 Thanks. 433 00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:51,995 Oh, and we have something for you. 434 00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,323 (Clears throat) 435 00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:56,296 It's official. 436 00:19:57,395 --> 00:19:58,635 You've earned it. 437 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,938 Sh... 438 00:20:04,969 --> 00:20:06,339 You need a hand with that? 439 00:20:06,370 --> 00:20:09,170 No. I better do it myself. 440 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,977 Did the crime ; I gotta do the time, right? 441 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:13,049 And l'm pretty sure she's watching me from the camera, 442 00:20:13,078 --> 00:20:14,578 so I gotta make this look legit. 443 00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:16,752 All right. I'll leave you to it. 444 00:20:17,982 --> 00:20:19,552 Hey. 445 00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:22,354 You still trying to score some points with my cousin? 446 00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,623 All right. 447 00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,598 Daniel likes to get a hard copy of the sales report 448 00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,396 delivered to his house every night. 449 00:20:30,428 --> 00:20:31,928 He's old school like. You know? 450 00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:33,233 Amanda asked me to do it, 451 00:20:33,264 --> 00:20:35,104 but l'm pretty sure she just likes the fact 452 00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,933 that it's 20 minutes out of my way. 453 00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:38,738 Are you messing with me again? 454 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,440 Nope, never mind. 455 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:42,812 Just forget about it. 456 00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,211 Just trying to make amends. 457 00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,412 No, okay. I'll do it. 458 00:20:47,445 --> 00:20:49,515 Only if you want to. 459 00:20:49,547 --> 00:20:52,187 Okay, envelope's on my desk. 460 00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:53,356 Thanks, Louie. 461 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,785 And don't lose it. 462 00:20:54,819 --> 00:20:56,419 I'm in enough trouble around here already. 463 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,825 Okay. 464 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,565 Stevia? 465 00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:04,297 Not while l'm here. 466 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,469 (Trash lid thuds) 467 00:21:05,497 --> 00:21:07,867 (crickets chirping) 468 00:21:09,734 --> 00:21:10,874 (device chimes) 469 00:21:25,316 --> 00:21:26,586 Science is murder! 470 00:21:26,617 --> 00:21:28,257 Samantha, why did you dissect me? 471 00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:31,326 (Iaughing) 472 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,856 I could've gone somewhere in life. 473 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:36,262 I could've been bacon. 474 00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:38,034 Just joking. It's Miguel. 475 00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:40,162 Let me know if you need the notes from today's class. 476 00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:56,486 (Bottles clink) 477 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:06,894 (Bottle cap rattles) 478 00:22:32,116 --> 00:22:34,786 And they could kick, like, all the way above their heads. 479 00:22:34,819 --> 00:22:37,089 I mean, if I get those lessons, then I could totally get it above my head. 480 00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:38,322 That's great, sweetie. 481 00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:40,396 Oh, yeah, and they had this snake, 482 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,665 and it had these huge fangs, and it was just so cool. 483 00:22:42,693 --> 00:22:44,393 Oh, yeah, they also had these headbands, 484 00:22:44,429 --> 00:22:45,829 and it was so badass. 485 00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:47,334 I can take the lessons, right, Mom? 486 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,335 Hi, honey. How was work? 487 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:50,467 Shitty. 488 00:22:50,501 --> 00:22:53,101 Savalas is being a real pain in my rear. 489 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:55,138 I had to tell him who runs Lorimar. 490 00:22:55,173 --> 00:22:56,543 Well, Johnny had a good day. 491 00:22:56,574 --> 00:22:58,514 Right, Johnny. Tell him. 492 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:02,143 Uh, yeah, I was wondering if I could take a karate class. 493 00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:03,880 Karate? Ha! 494 00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:07,015 Look at you. You're a skinny little white boy. 495 00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:10,421 Besides, don't you get in enough fights already at school? 496 00:23:10,454 --> 00:23:12,154 - Sid. - What? 497 00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,260 Look, the kid's a social reject. 498 00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:15,792 He doesn't a have a single friend. 499 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:18,967 Well, maybe this is how he can make some friends. 500 00:23:18,996 --> 00:23:20,396 Make some friends. 501 00:23:20,431 --> 00:23:22,531 So you want to be the next Bruce Lee, huh? 502 00:23:22,567 --> 00:23:25,207 First it was the drum set, then it was the roller skates. 503 00:23:25,236 --> 00:23:26,336 Whatever happened to the magic kit? 504 00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:27,971 You were gonna be Doug Henning. 505 00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:30,306 He's 12 years old. They go through phases. They try new things. 506 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:32,072 Okay, fine. I'll write the goddamn check. 507 00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:33,580 I'll make it out to garbage, 508 00:23:33,611 --> 00:23:35,181 because that's where it's gonna end up. 509 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,413 - Seriously? - What "seriously"? 510 00:23:36,447 --> 00:23:37,787 - Just... - Just what? 511 00:23:37,815 --> 00:23:39,085 Laure: Just don't tonight, please. 512 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,687 Sid: Tonight? What are you talking about? 513 00:23:40,718 --> 00:23:43,458 ("Don't Look Back" plays) 514 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:46,458 (Indistinct arguing continues) 515 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,956 ♪ Don't look back ♪ 516 00:23:48,993 --> 00:23:50,063 (Song stops, echoes) 517 00:23:58,402 --> 00:23:59,642 (Sighs) 518 00:24:04,275 --> 00:24:07,515 (crickets chirping) 519 00:24:10,281 --> 00:24:12,451 (doorbell rings) 520 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,819 Hey. Robby. 521 00:24:52,390 --> 00:24:55,490 Did... Did you sense that I was here? 522 00:24:55,526 --> 00:24:58,526 Oh. (laughs) Reflection. 523 00:24:58,563 --> 00:24:59,963 Oh, yeah. Right. 524 00:24:59,997 --> 00:25:02,297 Here's the sales report you asked for. 525 00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:05,033 Sales report. Yeah, this is, um... 526 00:25:06,037 --> 00:25:08,007 This is good stuff. Very important. 527 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:11,079 Did... you didn't share this with anyone else, did you? 528 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,279 No, sir. 529 00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:13,480 Your eyes only. 530 00:25:13,511 --> 00:25:14,751 That's good. 531 00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:16,079 We wouldn't want this sensitive material 532 00:25:16,113 --> 00:25:19,153 to fall into the wrong hands, now would we? 533 00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,054 Damn it, Louie. 534 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,816 That one's on you, pal. 535 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,094 Next time you outsmart the dope. 536 00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:26,523 Yeah. 537 00:25:26,557 --> 00:25:27,797 Fool me once, right? 538 00:25:27,826 --> 00:25:29,056 (Chuckles) 539 00:25:29,094 --> 00:25:32,164 That karate you were doing, where's the punching? 540 00:25:32,196 --> 00:25:33,996 Well, karate isn't all punching and kicking. 541 00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,872 It's actually more about balance. 542 00:25:36,901 --> 00:25:39,301 That didn't even really look like karate. 543 00:25:39,337 --> 00:25:42,137 Blueprints don't actually look like cars either, do they? 544 00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:43,403 What do you mean? 545 00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:44,541 That was kata. 546 00:25:44,575 --> 00:25:46,575 It's the foundation of my karate. 547 00:25:47,511 --> 00:25:48,711 It's cool. 548 00:25:49,347 --> 00:25:51,617 You want to stick around? 549 00:25:51,649 --> 00:25:53,119 Learn a few things? 550 00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,553 Sure. 551 00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,720 All right. 552 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:12,709 Three more absences, Sensei. 553 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,307 Bunch of pussies. 554 00:26:15,339 --> 00:26:16,839 No, it's my fault. 555 00:26:17,842 --> 00:26:20,212 Since you joined Cobra Kai, 556 00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:22,944 I have been hard on you. 557 00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:25,047 I've called you names. 558 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:28,121 I've humiliated you. 559 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,790 Some of you l've hit. 560 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:37,194 And for that, I don't apologize. 561 00:26:39,363 --> 00:26:42,703 Cobra Kai is about strength. 562 00:26:42,733 --> 00:26:44,133 If you're not strong on the inside, 563 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:46,109 you can't be strong on the outside. 564 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,673 And right now you're all weak. 565 00:26:52,377 --> 00:26:54,617 And I know that 566 00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:56,215 because I was you. 567 00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,250 I used to have no friends. 568 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,520 Used to be the weirdo kid. 569 00:27:04,556 --> 00:27:08,056 Not that weird ; I still hooked up with babes and all, but... 570 00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:11,092 The point is, I wasn't always the badass sensei I am today. 571 00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:15,203 Just like a cobra, I had to shed my loser skin 572 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,233 to find my true power. 573 00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:19,568 And you guys will too. 574 00:27:19,604 --> 00:27:21,704 (Bell chimes) 575 00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:23,339 Welcome to Cobra Kai. 576 00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:28,817 Miguel: Eli, what happened? 577 00:27:28,846 --> 00:27:30,846 I'm flipping the script. 578 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,082 Wait, are you the kid with the lip? 579 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:35,758 Nice cut, bro. 580 00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:37,417 You see that? 581 00:27:37,454 --> 00:27:41,924 Doesn't matter if you're a loser or a nerd or a freak. 582 00:27:41,959 --> 00:27:47,069 All that matters is that you become badass. 583 00:27:48,399 --> 00:27:50,369 Hawk. 584 00:27:50,401 --> 00:27:51,471 Fall in. 585 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,373 (Hard rock music) 586 00:27:58,242 --> 00:28:00,982 Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? 587 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,182 No, Sensei! 588 00:28:03,213 --> 00:28:06,213 Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it? 589 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,280 No, Sensei. 590 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:13,024 Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it? 591 00:28:13,057 --> 00:28:14,087 No, Sensei. 592 00:28:16,494 --> 00:28:20,164 Class, are you ready to learn the way of the fist? 593 00:28:20,198 --> 00:28:21,428 All: Yes, Sensei! 594 00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:32,514 Hey, Sensei, I need to ask you something. 595 00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:33,673 What is it? 596 00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:34,781 Well, there's a girl at school. 597 00:28:34,812 --> 00:28:36,012 Is she hot? 598 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:37,987 - Yes, she's hot, super-hot. - Nice. 599 00:28:38,015 --> 00:28:39,055 Miguel: I mean, I want to ask her out, 600 00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:40,483 but I just don't know. 601 00:28:40,517 --> 00:28:42,287 Johnny: Don't know? What's there to think about? 602 00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:43,659 What if she says no? 603 00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:45,588 Never accept defeat, Diaz. 604 00:28:45,623 --> 00:28:47,053 What's up, man? 605 00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:49,091 We got an idea that we want to run by you. 606 00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:50,966 Tonight, it's gonna be a big score. 607 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:54,065 LaRusso's Luxury Motors. 608 00:28:55,733 --> 00:28:56,973 What's the plan?