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[helicopter whirring]
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{\an8}[rock music playing]
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{\an8}[soldier 1] Mail call.
Santa's here, fellas!
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{\an8}-Putman!
-[Putnam] Thank you, Sergeant.
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Johnny.
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Ooh, Johnny, Johnny!
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-Man, you weren't kiddin'. She is a beaut!
-All right. Come on. Give it back.
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-Hey, Twig, come look at this. [chuckles]
-Do you have to call me that?
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Yeah. Get a little muscle
on those tree branches, we'll talk.
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-Yeah. He's got a point, Twig.
-Wow. Who's that?
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-Johnny's girl back home.
-[Twig] Ooh.
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[sniffs] Mmm.
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-Smell that perfume?
-Ooh.
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Yeah, that's the smell of America.
Tell her to send one for me, would ya?
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-[Twig chuckles]
-In your dreams, pal.
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-[man] Kreese.
-Yes, Sergeant?
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Command tent.
Some captain's in there asking for you.
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-[Twig] Uh-oh.
-[soldier 2] Oh, good luck!
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[both laugh]
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[ominous music plays]
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[man grunting]
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[thudding]
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[grunts]
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Captain.
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At ease.
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[exhales sharply]
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So you must be Kreese?
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Yeah. Well, your CO tells me
you're a real go-getter.
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Volunteerin' to walk point.
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joinin' ambush teams.
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You got a death wish, kid?
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Not wishin' for it, just not afraid of it.
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-Is that right?
-Some people can't tell the difference.
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You have any idea
how many men we have in this hellhole?
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-In 'Nam?
-Yeah.
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Probably half a million.
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Most of 'em don't make
a damn bit of difference.
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But you…
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You can make a difference.
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-That's why I'm here, sir.
-Mm-hmm.
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Defend my country.
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Be a hero.
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Be a… [laughs]
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That's good.
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That's good.
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'Cause I'm formin' a team.
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We'll work out of CCN.
Direct action missions into north Vietnam.
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This is the real war.
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We'll go sterile
into triple canopy jungle.
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No insignias, no ID.
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The team will be you, me,
and a few specialists.
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-I know a couple guys, sir.
-I'll train you myself.
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Guerrilla tactics, demolitions,
hand-to-hand combat.
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What kind of hand-to-hand, sir?
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You wanna defeat your enemy,
gotta fight like your enemy.
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I learned Tang Soo Do
during the Korean War
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under Master Kim SunYung.
You'll learn the same.
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-If you think you can handle it.
-You're goddamn right I can.
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Sir.
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All right, you make it through,
you'll get your beret… [laughs]
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…a few scars,
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maybe even
a battlefield commission to boot.
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If I don't make it through?
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Well, then you'll show up
on some MIA list in 30 years
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when they declassify all this shit.
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[spits] I'm asking you to become more
than just a soldier, son. Understand that?
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If we're gonna do this,
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we need the absolute best.
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[rock music playing]
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Yeah! Whoo!
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[captain] We need strength.
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Yes!
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-[captain] We need determination.
-[girl] What?
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[captain] We need brutality.
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Yeah! [laughs]
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[captain] All you have to do is say yes…
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…and I will mold you
into the ultimate weapon.
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So…
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are you in or not?
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All in, sir.
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[captain] Excellent.
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[Johnny] "Hey, Johnny.
{\an8}It really has been a long time.
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{\an8}I don't even want to think
about how many years.
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{\an8}But I'm still glad
we went to high school in the '80s.
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-We had the best music."
{\an8}-[chuckles] Hell yeah!
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"Life has taken me in all kinds
of directions since then.
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I've been blessed
with my family and career.
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And I could probably still
kick your ass at air hockey.
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It's crazy how things change.
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I remember we used to see
each other every day."
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{\an8}Hmm.
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{\an8}"Now I don't know
the first thing about you.
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Who are you now?
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{\an8}Your profile is pretty bare.
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What are you up to these days?
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Ali."
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{\an8}What are you up to these days?
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}I'm home!
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{\an8}The conquering hero has returned.
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{\an8}Hey, wait till I tell you
what happened over there.
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{\an8}-It was truly amazing.
-Oh.
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{\an8}[Daniel] And I come bearing gifts.
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{\an8}I got this randoseru bag for Sam
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{\an8}and these crazy Kit-Kats for Anthony.
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{\an8}Soy sauce as a Kit-Kat flavor!
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{\an8}I know, I know.
It shouldn't work, but it does.
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{\an8}I thought next weekend we could go
to wine country. Just you and I.
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{\an8}-Hey, guys. Come down.
-Uh, the kids are at your mother's.
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{\an8}Oh. My mother's? Why, what happened?
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{\an8}John Kreese.
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{\an8}[hisses]
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{\an8}[Mitch] Man, it was so sick!
Tory was just kickin' ass.
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{\an8}I took care of Chris.
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{\an8}Hawk got that beta Demetri
in an arm bar like Chris Jericho
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{\an8}and just… [mimics break]
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{\an8}Cold-blooded.
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{\an8}-No mercy!
-[Red] Way to go, Hawk.
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{\an8}I didn't think
you were actually gonna do it.
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{\an8}They got what they deserved
for what they did to Miguel.
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{\an8}-Still haven't seen him, have you?
-I don't wanna talk about it.
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{\an8}[door opens, bell jangles]
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Look at this freak. What kind of girl
would ever kiss this shit?
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[Kreese] Class.
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Welcome our new students.
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I'm gonna call you guys…
Chodenose and Taintbreath.
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-What the hell did you just say?
-Oh, uh, nothing.
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It's just this thing we do
around here sometimes.
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OK.
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Sensei, I don't think
these guys are Cobra Kai material.
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Weren't you the one saying
that we should get new recruits?
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[new students giggling]
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Well, yeah. But… Look, I know
some of these guys and they're--
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Natural athletes.
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Which is exactly
what's been missing in our dojo.
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Everyone, fall in.
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Joining Cobra Kai is a privilege.
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It's not a gift.
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Which is why our recruits must earn
their position in this dojo.
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Prepare yourselves for combat.
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Only the strong will survive.
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[rope straining]
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Are you ready, or what?
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I hate this. This is ridiculous.
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-What's ridiculous about it?
-I look like a giant baby!
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The way you're whining and not walking,
you might as well be a baby.
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Isn't there a more badass way
we can do this?
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You think tapping your foot at a concert
makes you ready for badass training?
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Your legs are still pussies!
Now, you ready to stand?
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-Yes.
-OK.
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One, two...
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[exhales heavily]
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...three, go.
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All right. Better fall that time.
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Let's take five.
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[sighs]
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You know, uh,
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Mom's been talking about you
a lot recently.
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Oh, yeah?
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She says thank you
for taking me to that concert.
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She say anything else?
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No.
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You writing a novel?
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Oh. No, it's a Facebook message.
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That? To who?
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I, uh...
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-Babe from high school.
-Oh.
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Ali.
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Ali? Like, the Ali?
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This is huge. This is huge!
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This is so… But I mean,
you're not gonna send that, right?
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You cannot send her that message.
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-Why not?
-Because it's, like, 80 pages.
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In all caps.
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I have 35 years' worth of stuff to say,
all right?
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OK, yeah, yeah. yeah.
But shorter messages are way cooler.
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Like, this just looks desperate.
And a little creepy.
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Sending her this would be like if you…
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like if you liked all of her photos.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
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What the hell, man? I enjoyed the photos!
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And there's a button for that,
why wouldn't I click it?
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Because she can see that.
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[sighs] All right, I got amped-up, OK?
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Look, she put a smiley face.
It's even got little red cheeks.
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Is she gettin' hot? Feelin' hot?
What am I supposed to do with that?
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I think it's just a smiley face.
Let's see.
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OK, she says she wants to know
what you've been up to.
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Good. This is good. We can salvage this.
Let's just make you a kick-ass profile.
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You'll be sending your message
from a position of strength.
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Uh… First we need to get some pictures.
Do you have any photos?
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-Yeah, photos?
-Yeah.
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-Yeah, don't move.
-OK.
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[chuckles] I said "don't move!"
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[Daniel] I can't believe
you went over to that dojo.
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Are you OK? I mean, is Sam OK?
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She's shaken up. How could she not be?
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Honestly, I'm shaken up too
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with a Cape Fear level karate psycho
terrorizing the neighborhood.
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See? It sounds crazy
when you say it out loud.
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No. Sounds crazy
when other people said it.
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But now I'm saying it.
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Look, the man is sick.
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He's got weapons on his walls.
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And his students broke Demetri's arm.
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Wait, wait, wait. They did what?
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[mouthing]
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-[sighs] I'm going over there.
-What, are you gonna hit him?
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Look, It's that kind of insanity
got us into this mess.
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And sanity will get us out, OK?
We're gonna stop him. We have to.
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-But we're gonna do it my way.
-What's your way?
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Going to the police.
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[Kreese] Class, prepare for combat.
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-[student 1] All right.
-[Brucks] Pet snake! Legit! Yeah.
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Holy shit! You remember?
Look, it's the kid with the lip!
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-Yo, I thought he moved.
-Oh, shit. You're right! Right.
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-[Kyler] Dude!
-[Brucks] Whoa!
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-The hair kinda distracts you from it.
-[laughs]
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[Kreese] All right, class.
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Let the games begin.
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-You.
-[Brucks] Ooh!
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All right, bro. You got this.
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[laughs] You.
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Man, I'm so pumped!
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[Kreese] Ready?
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-Ai!
-[groans]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Now you're dead.
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[grunting]
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[Mitch yells]
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[Mitch groans]
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[tapping]
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[Mitch coughs]
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Finish him.
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[student] That's rough.
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[Brucks] Ooh!
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Yo, lights out, baby. [Kyler grunts]
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Where you going?
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To my spot.
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[Kreese] You lost to an untrained fighter.
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-He's going to take your spot on the team.
-[Brucks] All right!
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Sensei,
Assface has been loyal to the dojo.
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I'm afraid he's not…
245
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,435
Cobra Kai material.
246
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,190
I told you, only the strong will survive.
247
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,401
Combat! Ready? Fight! Come on, kill me.
248
00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,030
[grunts]
249
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,410
[grunting]
250
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:12,666
You lose concentration on the battlefield,
and you're dead meat! You understand?
251
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,504
- Yes, Captain. Sorry, I just thought--
-Don't think!
252
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,591
Your enemy wants you dead,
you have two choices. Kill or be killed.
253
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,636
No hesitation,
no second thoughts, and no mercy!
254
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,764
-What if they surrender?
-[captain] Never trust your enemy.
255
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:31,143
You can leave all that peace and love crap
for the college sissies back home!
256
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,854
Now, gentlemen,
we have a mission tomorrow. Are we ready?
257
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,272
[all] Yes, sir.
258
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,358
-You better hope so.
-[sergeant] Captain.
259
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,319
Now go get some rest.
You're gonna need it.
260
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,782
[man] Hey, Herman. Over here.
261
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,415
[soldier] Captain Turner took
that hit though.
262
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,667
[captain] Jesus.
263
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,004
Not a word of this to Kreese, understood?
264
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,590
A distraction like that
could get him killed.
265
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,637
I'll be home soon, doll face.
266
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,273
[Johnny] Those are my only photos.
Don't have much after high school.
267
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,900
Oh, OK, um...
268
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,862
Do you have any
where you're wearing a shirt maybe?
269
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,946
Yes.
270
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,157
-Here you go. How's that?
-OK.
271
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,993
Uh, that's, um…
272
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,414
You know, we're probably just better off
going with some new photos.
273
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,040
Yeah, like present day?
274
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,000
Mmm.
275
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,836
Not sure I want you
to grease me up right now.
276
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,880
Baby oil gets over everything.
277
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,549
I'm not gonna grease…
278
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,846
I was just thinking maybe we could go
with something more contemporary. Yeah?
279
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:53,225
Yes! We'll look at what Ali's into,
take pictures of me doing the same stuff!
280
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,769
-Not exactly what I meant.
-I'm not doing yoga.
281
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,313
-No.
-I will pet a dog.
282
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,230
Mm-hmm.
283
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,108
Think the aquarium will let me
get in with the dolphins?
284
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,192
I don't know.
285
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,279
You know what? We could Fotomat it.
286
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,240
-What?
-All right. Let's go, Hot Wheels. C'mon.
287
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,743
Right, let's do it.
288
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:12,578
[officer grunts]
289
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:18,334
All right. So, you're lookin'
to file a complaint against a…
290
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,795
-John Kreese?
-Yeah, a restraining order, that's right.
291
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,173
-[typing on keyboard]
-Hmm.
292
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,424
Something wrong?
293
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,385
An emergency protective order
has already been filed.
294
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:30,971
Really?
295
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,390
Oh, uh...
296
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,977
-Well, good.
-No. It's against you, ma'am.
297
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:37,895
[both] What?
298
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,272
Looks like Mr. Kreese came in
and gave a statement.
299
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,359
Says here you showed up
at his place of business
300
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,361
after hours, enraged.
301
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,529
OK, I was not enraged.
302
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,075
It was a perfectly measured response
to a man inciting violence.
303
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,663
-And you struck him?
-That's ridiculous. He's a liar.
304
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,626
-Honey?
-This story is missing a lot of context.
305
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,710
You hit him?
306
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:08,592
-The man's a menace. He's deranged!
-Says here he's a Vietnam veteran.
307
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,344
Green Beret, Silver Star.
308
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,637
Oh, my God.
309
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,516
Those guys suffered a lot of turmoil.
The mental health stigma is real.
310
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,936
-You oughta be more considerate.
-I don't care if he has 50 Purple Hearts.
311
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:23,273
I still wanna file a restraining
emergency protection thing against him.
312
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:28,028
OK, but it'd just be the same thing.
You can't be within 500 yards of him, so…
313
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,823
This is a joke.
Are you gonna take his word for it?
314
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,908
It's up to a judge to sort out.
315
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,328
Sign here to acknowledge
you've been served these papers.
316
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,287
[scoffs]
317
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,749
Thanks for coming in.
That makes it a lot easier.
318
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,335
Oh, sure. Glad we could
make it convenient for you.
319
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,631
I have another idea.
320
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,466
But it's the nuclear option.
321
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,428
I hate it with every fiber of my being.
322
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,974
[dramatic music playing]
323
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,225
[both grunting]
324
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,361
-You chipped my tooth, bitch.
-You needed braces anyway.
325
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,323
Good job, Nichols.
326
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,076
You know the drill. Off the mat.
327
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,041
[Brucks] Damn, girl!
328
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,876
You see that?
329
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,627
You. Big boy.
330
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,923
[laughs] Oh, yeah!
All right, who's going down next?
331
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,550
-Come on.
-[Kyler] Let's go.
332
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,676
He's mine.
333
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,180
Get him, Lip!
334
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,268
OK, all right. Let's see
if I can fix that lip of yours then.
335
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:42,519
[screeching hawk]
336
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,399
[Brucks] Dude!
337
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,119
-[grunts]
-[aggressive electronic music plays]
338
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,998
[both grunting]
339
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,134
Wait. Stop.
340
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,847
-Finish him.
-[grunting]
341
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,646
[yelling]
342
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,711
[Brucks groaning weakly]
343
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,548
All right, class.
I think we can call it a day.
344
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,550
Somebody pick him up.
345
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,556
[funky pop music playing]
346
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,976
-All right. You get it?
-[Miguel] Got it.
347
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,727
Let's see.
348
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,106
All right, looks good. Let's go.
349
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,816
♪ Girl, pick your face up ♪
350
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,695
♪ I wanna see you move
Hey, hey, hey ♪
351
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,241
♪ Turn the lights down
It's gonna get loud ♪
352
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,868
[Miguel] No! Don't touch it!
353
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,204
-[guard] Sir, excuse me?
-Wha… Yeah, sorry. Didn't know.
354
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,298
Yeah.
355
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,139
-[Miguel] That's one way to do it.
-What the hell is this shit?
356
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,348
It's a dragon roll.
357
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,227
So basically, you have some fresh avocado,
some chopped up cucumber,
358
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,354
some snow crab, and unagi on top.
359
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,524
-What? "Unagi"?
-Yeah, it's freshwater eel.
360
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,903
-Eel? People actually eat that crap?
-It's very popular.
361
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,529
Just have an open mind.
362
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,073
-Just take the picture. Ready?
-Yeah.
363
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,284
Just… yeah.
364
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,829
-Yeah, there we go. All right. Yes.
-Mmm!
365
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,415
-Oh, OK. OK, got it.
-Mmm!
366
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,541
-Got it?
-Yeah.
367
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,298
All right, I'm gonna go wash my mouth out.
You want that?
368
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,591
No, not anymore.
369
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,024
Miguel?
370
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,694
-Tory.
-How'd you know I worked here?
371
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,198
I didn't.
I thought you worked at the roller rink.
372
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,491
No, that's at night.
373
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,620
I gotta work two jobs now.
Mom's not doing well.
374
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,873
I'm sorry.
375
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,459
No, I'm sorry.
376
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,339
I know that I should've come to see you.
377
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,551
I just didn't know how to help.
378
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,804
So you did nothing.
379
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,228
I felt guilty about everything.
380
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,985
But we're doing everything we can to
get back at Miyagi-Do for what they did.
381
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,822
As Sensei Kreese says,
"If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt."
382
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,116
Nobody else got hurt, Tory.
383
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,703
-I'm the one in a wheelchair.
-Yeah, I just meant--
384
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,121
I know what you meant.
385
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,459
I never cared about Miyagi-Do or Kreese,
386
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,003
I cared about us.
387
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,879
Did you?
388
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,967
Or were you just going out with me
to get Sam's attention?
389
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,305
-Is that really what you think?
-I saw you with her.
390
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,475
-I didn't have a choice.
-Yes, you did, Tory!
391
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,562
I know you're helping your mom, but…
392
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,105
you need help.
393
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,232
[scoffs] You think I'm crazy?
394
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,652
-I didn't say that.
-No, that's OK. Everyone does.
395
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,072
I don't give a shit.
All that matters is who wins in the end.
396
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,242
Nice seeing you.
397
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,123
[door opens and closes]
398
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,503
[Amanda] We're so happy
you could join us, Armand.
399
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,632
-Sorry your wife couldn't make it.
-She had a… zumba mumba class.
400
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,719
I don't know. Bunch of bullshit.
This stuff is good!
401
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,722
It's Daniel's mother's famous
chicken cacciatore.
402
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,141
You should try dipping your bread in…
403
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,018
the sauce.
404
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,271
Mmm. Yeah. Very good. So…
405
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,899
why am I here?
406
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,943
Well, we just wanna talk
a little business.
407
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,446
You know we don't talk business.
408
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:48,116
I don't trust car salesmen,
so I can't make a deal with you.
409
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,787
Well, how about you do a deal with me?
410
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,789
Ah!
411
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,832
[chuckles]
412
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,418
Got a proposal for me, darling?
413
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,254
Just a business proposal,
not the indecent kind.
414
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,339
Ah.
415
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,800
All right. Tell me. What?
416
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,388
I want you to evict a tenant
in your Reseda strip mall.
417
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,140
Is this about the snake karate?
418
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,394
Why would I evict him?
He's an excellent tenant.
419
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,270
Much better than the last guy.
420
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,982
No, he's a danger to our community.
He's unstable.
421
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,151
-He's unpredictable.
-[Armand] So?
422
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,571
His rent is predictable.
He pays on time all the time.
423
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:31,618
OK, and just out of curiosity,
how much is that rent exactly?
424
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,829
[laughs] I can't tell you that.
425
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,289
It would be, how you say…
426
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,083
unethical.
427
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,127
We'll double it.
428
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,253
Amanda!
429
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,046
Nuclear option.
430
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,716
No, I want triple.
431
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,927
Look, all we want is Kreese to be gone.
432
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,513
Then you can rent out the space
to another tenant.
433
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,515
Ah.
434
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,975
The double-dip.
435
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,520
Mmm. I like the double-dip.
436
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,814
Mmm.
437
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,777
-Deal!
-[chuckles]
438
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,823
-We want him out by tomorrow.
-All right. No problem. Tomorrow.
439
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:12,367
Anyway,
440
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,953
it was great doing business with…
441
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,080
one of you. [laughs]
442
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,595
[sighs]
443
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,642
[sentimental music playing]
444
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:58,330
-[Kreese] I have eyes on the target.
-[captain] Status on air support?
445
00:24:58,413 --> 00:24:59,372
No response.
446
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,918
[captain] Damn it. This goes south
and they don't know where we are,
447
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,211
it's on you.
448
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,798
-[Kreese] Ponytail's in position.
-All right, we're live.
449
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,345
-Please work.
-Kreese, when he clears, you light 'em up.
450
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,764
-[radio static crackles loudly]
-Oh, shit!
451
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,432
[captain] Blow it. Blow it now!
452
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,644
-I can't!
-Take 'em out so we can get outta here!
453
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,563
-He's still there, Captain.
-Then he's dead. Blow it!
454
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,649
[soldiers speaking Vietnamese]
455
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,488
-[groans]
-[Kreese] No!
456
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,908
[soldiers speaking Vietnamese]
457
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,669
You son of a bitch, Kreese!
458
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,046
We had 'em. You killed us!
459
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,548
I... I couldn't.
460
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:54,219
[speaks Vietnamese]
461
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,101
Johnny, I'm…
462
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,228
[gun cocks]
463
00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,522
[gun cocks]
464
00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:08,316
[gun fires]
465
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,653
Oh, God, he's dead because of me!
It's my fault. God!
466
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,238
Shut your goddamn mouth, Silver!
467
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:18,159
I told you not to hesitate,
and now look what you did!
468
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,328
Look at him, Kreese! Look!
469
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,414
[somber music playing]
470
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,419
[door opens, bell jangles]
471
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,760
What do you want?
472
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,055
Look, you pay your rent on time,
473
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,390
but, unfortunately,
474
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,602
I got a much higher offer for this space.
475
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:44,728
So, uh…
476
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,731
you can't rent here anymore.
477
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:52,569
-What about our contract?
-All my contracts have escape clauses.
478
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:54,487
And I have eviction papers.
479
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,406
Uh, so...
480
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,908
you have to leave today.
481
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,327
That's not happening.
482
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:01,453
[Armand sighs]
483
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,873
-Erik! Grigor!
-[bell jangles]
484
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,958
[dramatic music playing]
485
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,091
My nephews are going to help you leave.
486
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,344
Whether you like it or not.
487
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:20,096
[nephews grumble softly]
488
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,265
I just cleaned the blood off that mat.
489
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,187
Oh, well.
490
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,315
[Johnny] Focus!
491
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:36,321
Come on, this is worse than yesterday!
You aren't trying. What's the problem?
492
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,989
You saw your ex. Big deal.
493
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:43,912
Big deal? Dude, look at you. We spent
all day doing bullshit for your ex,
494
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,914
making you look like someone you're not.
495
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,500
At least
I told my ex how things really were!
496
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,420
Done with your little hissy fit
or are you just giving up?
497
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,048
-No, you are.
-What'd you say?
498
00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,383
You're the one giving up.
499
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,967
-I don't know--
-Quiet!
500
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,970
You let Kreese take your dojo.
501
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,973
You let Hawk, Tory, and everyone else
think you're weak.
502
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,892
Because it was a mistake to begin with.
503
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,104
I shouldn't have brought back Cobra Kai,
look what happened.
504
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:12,732
What happened is you helped people
then walked away like a pussy.
505
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,322
You're a sensei. It's who you are.
If you can't see that, you're blind.
506
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,412
-Miguel…
-What?
507
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:29,916
Huh.
508
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:32,001
[gasps]
509
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,255
-Am I doing it?
-You're doing it.
510
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,175
-Holy shit! I'm doing it.
-You're doing it!
511
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,388
-Thank you.
-Nah.
512
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,182
No, thank you.
513
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,318
[Johnny] I look ridiculous.
514
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,537
[gentle rock music playing]
515
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:12,375
[Johnny] Ali. You're right.
It's crazy how things change.
516
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,920
For a long time,
I didn't have much direction in my life.
517
00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:18,214
But then, things got better.
518
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,176
I met a kid who needed some help.
519
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:24,012
So I got back into karate,
became a sensei.
520
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,556
-Oh, yes!
-[Johnny] There were ups and downs.
521
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,266
I even gave up for a while.
522
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,977
But I can't give up anymore.
523
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:34,898
I have a long way to go
to be a better man, a better father,
524
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,399
a better teacher.
525
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,319
But I can make
a difference in these kids' lives.
526
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:43,490
It's a tough world out there,
and I can help them be ready for it.
527
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,991
That's what I've been up to.
528
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,910
That's who I am.
529
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,286
I'm a sensei.
530
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:51,831
Nah, too long.
531
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,000
[peppy new wave music plays]
532
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,512
[Louie] Thank you again for your business.
533
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,222
While your car's being serviced,
534
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,974
I wanna hook you up
with an Enterpise rental, very classy.
535
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,977
My man Anoush is gonna help you
pick out something special.
536
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,021
He's new and a little slow,
537
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,649
so forgive him
if he's not as polished as me.
538
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:21,110
I trained you. You were the garbage man
in the break room.
539
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,404
See, this is what I'm talking about.
540
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,159
He's the owner's cousin, so…
541
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,661
Right this way.
542
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,247
[Daniel] Looks like our ducks
are finally in a row.
543
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,332
The dealership's back on its feet,
544
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:37,627
Kreese is out of our lives.
How shall we celebrate?
545
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,297
I was thinking maybe, like, a banner
546
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,966
that says "I told you so."
547
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,760
Uh-huh. All right. Go ahead.
Get it out of your system.
548
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:46,719
I don't know, babe.
549
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,849
All I'm saying is if I was around in '84.
you may not have as many stories to tell.
550
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:54,143
-Uh-huh.
-I beat Cobra Kai in, what? One afternoon.
551
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:58,064
All right. I did save the dealership
though. Don't I get a little credit?
552
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,275
You get more than a little.
553
00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,946
-I can't believe it's over.
-[cell phone rings]
554
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,198
-Here we go.
-Oh, put it on speaker.
555
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,785
-Hey, Armand.
-LaRusso. The deal is off.
556
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,620
[Amanda] What? We had an agreement.
557
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,582
[Armand] No, no, no, no.
I can't get out of contract.
558
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,667
[dramatic music plays]
559
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,919
Hello, Danny boy.
560
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,590
Nice try.
But you can't end a war with diplomacy.
561
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,469
So I suggest
you prepare your students for battle.
562
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,680
Because now,
563
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,640
it's open season.
564
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:34,934
On them…
565
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,269
and you.
566
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,272
[people screaming]
567
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,732
[man] Snake. Snake!
568
00:31:41,608 --> 00:31:43,568
[hissing]
569
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:53,870
-Oh, God, I hate snakes!
-Dude. Stop being a little bitch, OK?
570
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,706
Oh, shit, I think it touched me!
I think it touched me!
571
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,000
Oh, my God!
572
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,511
[electronic music plays]