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‪我回來了

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‪妳絕不會相信賣場的人潮有多扯

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‪我從沒見過這種客滿盛況

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‪但我的東西都買好了

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‪我成功搶到最後兩台iPad送孩子

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‪我知道妳不想要我寵壞他們

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‪但我能怎麼辦？

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‪他們可是我的孫子

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‪親愛的，有妳回來過節真好

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‪回家的感覺真好，媽

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‪別誤會我的意思

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‪科羅拉多州是很美

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‪但這裡的天氣難出其右

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‪那可不一定，我喜歡下雪

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‪好吧，反正當初我就沒能說服妳了

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‪至少科羅拉多小姐
‪明晚會出席聖誕派對吧？

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‪當然會，我迫不及待了

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‪妳回來的這段時間
‪有打算找老朋友聚聚嗎？

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‪不用為我煩惱

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‪我已經有計畫了

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‪昨晚真是…

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‪是啊

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‪那我們現在要怎麼辦？

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‪我不知道

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‪冰箱裡沒有太多食物，我可以煎點…

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‪我是說我們兩個

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‪你是我兒子的師父

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‪我不確定這要怎麼進行

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‪我也不知道

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‪我不想搞砸和米格的關係

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‪我也不想

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{\an8}‪話又說回來，妳很性感

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{\an8}‪-你也是
‪-謝謝

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‪所以…我們該怎麼辦？

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‪我不知道

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‪我已經很久沒遇過這種處境了

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‪怎麼了，師父？

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‪放不下心防嗎？

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‪還是太害怕了？

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‪我得去上班了

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{\an8}‪我今晚要幫朋友代班

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{\an8}‪不過…

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{\an8}‪等我回來後，我們或許可以再談談？

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{\an8}‪-當然可以
‪-好

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{\an8}‪“強尼，抱歉我拖這麼久才回覆

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{\an8}‪我這邊忙得天翻地覆

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{\an8}‪我喜歡你的新照片

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{\an8}‪我其實回鄉過節了”

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‪“想一起吃午餐嗎？”

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{\an8}‪這就是建立宮城道的人？

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{\an8}‪他是宮城先生

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{\an8}‪他把畢生絕學傳授給我爸

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{\an8}‪就像勞倫斯師父師承克里斯師父一樣

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{\an8}‪宮城先生跟克里斯南轅北轍

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{\an8}‪宮城教的是正宗空手道，專注於防禦

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{\an8}‪有時候最強的防禦是進攻

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{\an8}‪問題就出在這

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{\an8}‪我們的風格天差地遠

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{\an8}‪你師父絕對不會認同我爸

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{\an8}‪我覺得要反過來說才對

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{\an8}‪這是什麼？

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‪沖繩波浪鼓

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‪有什麼用處？

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‪我示範給你看

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‪對我出手看看

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‪我才不要對妳出手

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‪怎麼？怕被女生修理嗎？

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‪好吧

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‪要打囉

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‪不錯嘛

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‪不過我也有祕密絕招

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‪真的假的？

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‪把手伸出來

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‪然後就…

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‪妳看，無法防禦

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‪-爸！
‪-抱歉

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‪不好意思

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‪你口袋放的是我的鼓嗎？

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‪終於起床了

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‪抱歉得讓你打地鋪

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‪我睡過更不舒服的地方

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‪我也是

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‪你如果想喝咖啡

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‪那壺雖然不算好喝，但至少是熱的

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‪謝謝你讓我在這過夜

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‪今天我就會走人

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‪你要留多久都行

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‪過來，你或許能學一、兩招

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‪這叫做毒蛇出洞

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‪其中包含兩個動作

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‪追擊與咬擊

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‪你怎麼會在這裡？

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‪稍安勿躁

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‪凱恩先生是我們的貴客

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‪他不是自己人

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‪現在全谷盃復辦了

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‪我們需要盡量招兵買馬

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‪我們不需要他

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‪他害米格住院，他是敵人

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‪我在海外服役的時候

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‪敵人很難明顯分辨

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‪上一秒只是手無縛雞之力的當地人

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‪下一秒就拿刀抵住你的咽喉

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‪知道我學會什麼嗎？

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‪什麼？

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‪敵人的敵人

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‪就是朋友

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‪這麼快就退出了？

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‪我根本就沒參加過

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‪我不屬於這裡

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‪所以你就要逃跑？

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‪你上次逃跑的後果還真好

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‪我沒有要逃跑

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‪我其實因為米格的事而很恨你

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‪我恨莎曼珊拉盧索，我恨所有人

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‪最恨的是自己

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‪但我沒有逃跑的餘地

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‪克里斯師父教我

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‪只要把這些恨意

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‪加以引導

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‪就能讓我更為強大

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‪而且還很爽

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‪我們幾個下課後要一起出去

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‪你也該來

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‪不然你也可以再次逃跑

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‪請問要點什麼？

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‪我要素食綠豆泥糊佐辣味紅蘿蔔

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‪薑黃花椰菜和椰子優格

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‪真有眼光

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‪素食

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‪綠豆泥糊，素食綠豆泥糊

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‪素食…

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‪嗨，強尼

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‪艾莉

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‪-先解決了尷尬擁抱
‪-對啊

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‪感覺真奇怪

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‪妳的氣色真好

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‪謝謝，你也是

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‪我們上次見面是什麼時候？

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‪好像是高四

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‪高四啊

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‪一定是從那次…

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‪-得分，冠軍出爐！
‪-太棒了，丹尼爾，你最棒

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‪對，從那次之後

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‪兩位好

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‪準備要點餐了嗎？

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‪你先點

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‪好，我要…

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‪我要素食綠豆泥糊

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‪佐辣味紅蘿蔔、薑黃花椰菜

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‪還有椰子優格

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‪小姐，妳呢？

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‪我不知道綠豆泥糊是什麼

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‪所以…

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‪起司堡好吃嗎？

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‪我個人的最愛

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‪很好，來一份配薯條

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‪等等，這樣好了

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‪來兩份

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‪沒問題

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‪你終於恢復本性了

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‪我很抱歉，爸

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‪我應該先告訴你我邀請米格過來

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‪新規則：妳要是帶男生來道館

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‪門要打開

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‪拜託，爸，現在已經不是1984年了

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‪聽著…妳在長大

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‪妳已經是小女人了，我懂

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‪我只是覺得過去這一年

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‪妳歷經了凱勒、米格、羅比

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‪現在又回到米格

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‪妳似乎招致了太多不必要的爭端

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‪要是羅比發現米格回來了會怎樣？

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‪糟糕

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‪小莎，妳沒搞錯吧？

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‪昨晚我和米格在這時，他來過了

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‪他看到你們兩個…

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‪沒有，拜託喔，爸

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‪怎樣？我就看到了

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‪我知道事情千頭萬緒

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‪但可以請你記住我還是你女兒嗎？

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‪還有你可以信任我

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‪我不信任的不是妳，小莎

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‪米格已經變了

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‪他是好人

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‪不是眼鏡蛇頭號惡霸

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‪甚至已經不是眼鏡蛇道館的徒弟

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‪妳說得或許也對

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‪我們只有一次機會

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‪快進快出，完事走人

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‪-知道自己的任務嗎？
‪-當然

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‪-我們上吧
‪-很好

193
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‪有人還真是姍姍來遲

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‪-妳邀請他來？
‪-沒錯

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‪有意見嗎？

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‪這給你，凱恩

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‪不用了

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‪你不敢喝啤酒嗎？

199
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:55,965
‪我只是不需要喝酒裝酷而已

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‪真好笑

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‪好了啦

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‪我們出發吧

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‪別擔心

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00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,693
‪這不會害你違反假釋

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‪你關的是感化院，又不是重罪監獄

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‪妳還搬出同儕壓力這一套？

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‪這算是我的嗜好

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‪（凡圖拉動物園）

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‪動物園？

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‪為什麼要偷偷潛入？

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‪等等就知道了

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‪走吧，這邊

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‪天啊，對喔

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‪我們卡在摩天輪…

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‪長達好幾小時，沒想到妳還記得

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‪那天風好大

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‪我真的以為我要死了

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‪拜託，妳知道我絕不會讓妳出事

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‪是喔

220
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,492
‪你當時笑那麼誇張，我根本看不出來

221
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,536
‪真不敢相信我們第一次約會那麼不順

222
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,581
‪第二次約會就好多了

223
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:12,792
‪是啊

224
00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,043
‪沒錯

225
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,172
‪那段時光真美好

226
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,549
‪你現在似乎也是風生水起

227
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:25,012
‪我在臉書上看到你和徒弟的照片

228
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,975
‪真不敢相信你竟然會當師父

229
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:32,353
‪我高中畢業後就一帆風順

230
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,938
‪真為你感到高興

231
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,234
‪其實是唬人的

232
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:42,196
‪其實我20多歲時，大多都在狂歡作樂

233
00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:43,656
‪其實是每天都是

234
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:45,574
‪然後30多歲也是

235
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,034
‪嗯

236
00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,747
‪然後和我交往的女生突然懷孕了

237
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,375
‪我完全不知道怎麼當父親

238
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,544
‪沒有任何準備

239
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,881
‪最後理所當然搞砸了一切

240
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,221
‪每一段重要的感情都被我毀了

241
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:08,597
‪妳是第一個

242
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,644
‪雖然可能不算什麼安慰

243
00:14:13,727 --> 00:14:16,313
‪但我也搞砸了很多事

244
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:17,898
‪拜託，妳是人生勝利組

245
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,860
‪了不起的職業、美滿的家庭

246
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,320
‪一切都完美達成

247
00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,905
‪是啊，正是如此

248
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,074
‪好醫生艾莉

249
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,159
‪好媽媽艾莉

250
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,536
‪好妻子艾莉

251
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:33,247
‪要說前妻才對

252
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,546
‪葛雷和我離婚了

253
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,715
‪我不知道該說什麼

254
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,174
‪很遺憾

255
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,218
‪好消息是

256
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,429
‪不是任何人的錯

257
00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:51,557
‪-葛雷其實是個大好人
‪-他是大蠢人

258
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,438
‪真開心都過了這麼多年

259
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,106
‪你還是能逗我笑

260
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,442
‪聽我說，艾莉

261
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:04,528
‪我想道歉

262
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,698
‪-強尼勞倫斯要道歉？
‪-嗯

263
00:15:07,781 --> 00:15:09,575
‪以前是我搞砸了

264
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,244
‪我把妳視為理所當然

265
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:14,330
‪這對妳很不公平

266
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,291
‪我毀了我們的感情和友情

267
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,085
‪最糟的是，還毀了妳的錄音機

268
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,756
‪你確實搞壞了我的錄音機

269
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,382
‪你騎機車壓了過去

270
00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,635
‪不是我，是道奇壓的，我只有用力摔

271
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,473
‪有一部分是我的錯

272
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:35,476
‪我記不得當初為什麼那麼氣彼此了

273
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:38,938
‪但我記得打了你的臉一拳，非常好玩

274
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,230
‪那是我自找的

275
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,148
‪沒錯

276
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:42,399
‪妳的右鉤拳很猛

277
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,486
‪不過說真的…

278
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,615
‪我很抱歉

279
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,619
‪我有個主意

280
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,122
‪想做點好玩的事嗎？

281
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,166
‪妳有什麼建議？

282
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,919
‪它很美吧？

283
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,550
‪我住的地方不常看到這種車

284
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,719
‪我當初也是這麼想

285
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,430
‪宮城先生把這台車給我時

286
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,432
‪我成了全里西達羨慕的對象

287
00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,061
‪我不知道你住過里西達

288
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,815
‪我媽和我剛搬來時身無分文

289
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:24,817
‪跟現在大不相同

290
00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,277
‪我當時很嫉妒強尼這種有錢大少爺

291
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,656
‪師父以前是有錢少爺？

292
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,908
‪對，他住在豪宅區

293
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,327
‪你不知道嗎？

294
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,038
‪他一定有說過我們高中的時光吧？

295
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,248
‪有

296
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,335
‪師父說過你是怎麼犯規踢贏他的

297
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,797
‪規則說攻擊腰部以上都可以

298
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,591
‪而且你去年比賽也出了同一招吧？

299
00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,553
‪強尼還告訴你什麼？

300
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,766
‪歡迎光臨凡圖拉動物園

301
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,060
‪和我們一起進行幕後導覽

302
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:03,439
‪快樂學習我們是如何照顧…

303
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,523
‪好

304
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,941
‪那邊有監視器

305
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,651
‪警衛每小時休息一次

306
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:09,361
‪-我們只有不到五分鐘
‪-好

307
00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:13,240
‪有五分鐘做什麼？

308
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,576
‪我們要送師父一個禮物

309
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,926
‪（爬蟲區，僅限員工進入）

310
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,183
‪捕蛇夾帶了沒？

311
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:41,727
‪慘了

312
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:43,103
‪對喔，還有捕蛇夾

313
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,563
‪整個計畫我都策劃好了

314
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,482
‪你卻連負責的一個小東西都沒帶？

315
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,441
‪我忘了，行嗎？

316
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,026
‪我有很多事情要煩惱

317
00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:50,652
‪我這學期的三角學要是被當

318
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,820
‪我爸會大發雷霆

319
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,031
‪伸手把蛇抓出來就是了

320
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,950
‪妳瘋了嗎？我才不要把手伸進去

321
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,328
‪-誰在裡面？
‪-媽的

322
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,996
‪警衛來了，快走，該閃了

323
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,546
‪你搞什麼飛機，蠢貨？

324
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:10,839
‪至少我帶了啤酒

325
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,257
‪我們的任務就因為你失敗了

326
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,551
‪誰說我們失敗了？

327
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,722
‪-不可能吧
‪-讚

328
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,807
‪你偷到手了？

329
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:21,517
‪-太扯了
‪-給我們看看

330
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,559
‪真的假的？

331
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:25,896
‪太屌了

332
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,232
‪你太屌了，兄弟

333
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:31,944
‪他是天生的眼鏡蛇

334
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,654
‪幹得好，兄弟

335
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:36,615
‪我們偷到了，哇靠

336
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,410
‪他說我偷襲他？

337
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,830
‪他有提到是他先把我打倒的嗎？

338
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,289
‪你要搶他女朋友耶

339
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,834
‪他們已經好幾週沒說話了

340
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,547
‪我去那個沙灘時
‪根本不知道有強尼這個人

341
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,633
‪只知道他毀掉她的錄音機，她很生氣

342
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,136
‪我是在展現騎士風度

343
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,470
‪那萬聖節怎麼說？

344
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,097
‪竟然用水管噴他？

345
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,348
‪什麼？水管…

346
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:04,393
‪這些人每天照三餐修理我

347
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,520
‪相信我，噴水只是小兒科而已

348
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,857
‪更何況水管又那麼湊巧在那邊

349
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:11,692
‪整個蓄勢待發

350
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,528
‪相信我，換作是你，也會做一樣的事

351
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,531
‪強尼絕對是反應過度了

352
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,741
‪我覺得師父會生氣

353
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,243
‪是因為艾莉是他的初戀

354
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:24,872
‪嗯

355
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,498
‪她也是我的初戀

356
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,672
‪她非常特別

357
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,718
‪我以為她是真命天女

358
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,515
‪強尼大概跟我有相同感覺

359
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,476
‪因此才激起這段孽緣

360
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,479
‪沒想到已經這個時間了

361
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,856
‪我得走了

362
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:58,488
‪米格，跟你聊天還挺開心的

363
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:01,909
‪兩個全谷盃冠軍間的對話

364
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,164
‪謝謝，拉盧索先生

365
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,541
‪小莎

366
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,044
‪我得去找妳媽

367
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:14,421
‪幫我個忙，把布蓋回車子上

368
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,007
‪還有…

369
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,509
‪盡量減少兩人對練，明白嗎？

370
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:20,636
‪是，先生

371
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,804
‪明白就好

372
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,898
‪-他跟我握手，這應該算好事吧？
‪-是

373
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,193
‪如果能讓你師父和他
‪像你們剛才那樣促膝長談

374
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,402
‪就能解決很多問題

375
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,738
‪應該不會有那一天

376
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,244
‪怎麼了？

377
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,079
‪我有個主意

378
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,924
‪（高爾夫樂園）

379
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,105
‪-空心球！
‪-空什麼心？又沒網子

380
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,390
‪你怕了嗎？

381
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,349
‪我真的很怕

382
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:52,811
‪-我們來自拍
‪-好，就來自拍

383
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,104
‪-好
‪-拍吧

384
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:55,814
‪-準備好了嗎？
‪-好了

385
00:21:58,817 --> 00:21:59,901
‪靠近點

386
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,863
‪天啊，我看起來好拙

387
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,698
‪這張不錯

388
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,533
‪-終於有了
‪-好吧

389
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:08,160
‪還不錯

390
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,583
‪這地方讓我覺得重回17歲

391
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,420
‪讓我忘了我們各自有17歲的孩子

392
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,005
‪是啊

393
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,343
‪我想多聽一點羅比的事

394
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:26,928
‪不好說

395
00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:31,391
‪快點告訴我

396
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:32,809
‪-妳想聽？
‪-對，我想

397
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,104
‪他很複雜

398
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,606
‪聰明過人

399
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:39,691
‪有點太聰明了

400
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,320
‪他是少女殺手

401
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:46,031
‪跟他爸一樣？

402
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,993
‪-妳生了兩個，對吧？
‪-沒錯

403
00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:50,911
‪說來聽聽

404
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:52,913
‪盧卡斯是老大

405
00:22:52,996 --> 00:22:55,749
‪他是很有天分的足球員

406
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,250
‪也很擅長寫作

407
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,419
‪還是個冷面笑匠

408
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,423
‪艾娃本來已經走上芭蕾舞者這條路

409
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,926
‪但突然之間不跳了

410
00:23:06,009 --> 00:23:09,388
‪然後就拾起鼓棒，加入龐克樂團

411
00:23:10,972 --> 00:23:11,848
‪所以

412
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,309
‪她大概就是我家的叛逆孩子吧

413
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,853
‪對啊，跟她媽媽一樣

414
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,774
‪跟她媽媽現在比較像

415
00:23:20,857 --> 00:23:22,651
‪跟她媽媽以前也一樣

416
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:24,986
‪大概吧

417
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,448
‪我好想念他們

418
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:30,909
‪他們沒回來嗎？

419
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:34,621
‪沒有，他們這週在葛雷那

420
00:23:35,455 --> 00:23:37,207
‪這其實是我第一次自己過聖誕節

421
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:40,210
‪我爸媽快煩死我了

422
00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:45,048
‪若說我爸媽不贊許我的狀況
‪你會感到驚訝嗎？

423
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,092
‪完全不會

424
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,303
‪我離婚，他們可能比我還難過

425
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,893
‪往好處想，至少妳不用姓舒瓦伯了

426
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,187
‪這句話中肯

427
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:01,148
‪中肯

428
00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:05,861
‪我都忘記這裡能有多冷了

429
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:24,254
‪-我得接電話，可能是孩子打的
‪-好，接吧

430
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,593
‪-媽的，我完全忘了
‪-怎麼了？

431
00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:30,886
‪怎麼回事？

432
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,972
‪我答應我媽會去參加一個蠢派對

433
00:24:36,516 --> 00:24:37,976
‪我真的得走了

434
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:40,228
‪我寧可和你留在這裡

435
00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,147
‪沒關係，不用在意，我懂

436
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,110
‪你想來嗎？

437
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,071
‪拯救我免於無聊至死

438
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,865
‪妳確定嗎？

439
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:53,700
‪百分之百確定

440
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,203
‪你有西裝嗎？

441
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,881
‪做得很好

442
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,550
‪我很佩服

443
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,386
‪你展現了無畏心

444
00:25:14,095 --> 00:25:14,930
‪領導力

445
00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,683
‪這些是你成為冠軍所需要的特質

446
00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:22,812
‪表現得很好

447
00:25:23,396 --> 00:25:25,607
‪你是眼鏡蛇道館所期盼的人才

448
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:29,778
‪看到你們同心協力的能耐了嗎？

449
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,613
‪盟友很重要

450
00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:33,573
‪對我們和敵人來說都是

451
00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,159
‪你們最好相信他們也在結交盟友

452
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,455
‪什麼盟友？

453
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:41,373
‪妳沒聽說嗎？

454
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,626
‪迪亞茲和拉盧索家的女兒

455
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,336
‪他們聯手了

456
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:48,797
‪他們幫忙拯救了全谷盃

457
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,590
‪那番演講還挺動人的

458
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,009
‪他們合作無間

459
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,555
‪時間不早了

460
00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:58,223
‪解散

461
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:21,079
‪這場聖誕派對還真是無聊透頂

462
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:22,872
‪對啊，小莎

463
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:24,499
‪妳爸媽不是出門了嗎？

464
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,002
‪-我們怎麼不狂歡一場？
‪-對啊

465
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,672
‪酒桶就要送過來了，再幾分鐘就到

466
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:33,008
‪可以至少播個聖誕特輯來看嗎？

467
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:37,345
‪就算播詭異的
‪《紅鼻子馴鹿魯道夫》也好

468
00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:40,015
‪我已經無聊到看那個都願意了

469
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:42,684
‪來了

470
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:48,773
‪什麼？

471
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:49,691
‪拜託

472
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:50,817
‪-是怎樣？
‪-搞什麼？

473
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,277
‪別鬧了

474
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,612
‪這是在開什麼玩笑？

475
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:54,613
‪你怎麼會在這裡？

476
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:56,448
‪這才不是酒桶派對

477
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:58,450
‪我這頂帽子白買了？

478
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:03,079
‪等等，妳設計我們見面？為什麼？

479
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:05,665
‪我知道我們相處得不是很融洽

480
00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:08,209
‪但現在眼鏡蛇道館的威脅更大

481
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,879
‪對大家都一樣

482
00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:13,882
‪我們聯手的勝算比較大

483
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:15,925
‪兩間道館團結力量大

484
00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:17,969
‪-太荒謬了
‪-就是說啊

485
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:20,096
‪我知道我們對彼此做過糟糕的事

486
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,348
‪像是折斷迪米崔的手

487
00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,724
‪那場架是你們先出手的

488
00:27:22,807 --> 00:27:23,808
‪你先害我差點被開除

489
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,186
‪我好痛恨你那張蠢臉

490
00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,229
‪就算你死了，我也不會出席你的葬禮

491
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:29,522
‪這根本行不通

492
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:30,815
‪一定要成功

493
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:35,403
‪我們有最後一次彌補過錯的機會

494
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:41,910
‪單打獨鬥便會孤掌難鳴

495
00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,287
‪但只要同心協力就還有機會

496
00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,334
‪如果我們無法放下過去

497
00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:50,960
‪惡鬥就永遠不會結束

498
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,592
‪我們必須正面對抗敵人

499
00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,761
‪你看右邊

500
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,554
‪算了吧，都過去了

501
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,264
‪強尼

502
00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,311
‪一定要終止這場敵對關係

503
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:11,314
‪無論要用哪種辦法都得辦到

504
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,361
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