1 00:00:11,657 --> 00:00:13,617 [helicopter whirring] 2 00:00:13,701 --> 00:00:16,245 [rock music playing] 3 00:00:17,329 --> 00:00:19,498 [soldier 1] Mail call. Santa's here, fellas! 4 00:00:20,124 --> 00:00:22,126 -Putman! -[Putnam] Thank you, Sergeant. 5 00:00:22,918 --> 00:00:23,836 Johnny. 6 00:00:32,636 --> 00:00:34,305 Ooh, Johnny, Johnny! 7 00:00:35,639 --> 00:00:39,894 -Man, you weren't kiddin'. She is a beaut! -All right. Come on. Give it back. 8 00:00:39,977 --> 00:00:43,522 -Hey, Twig, come look at this. [chuckles] -Do you have to call me that? 9 00:00:43,606 --> 00:00:46,358 Yeah. Get a little muscle on those tree branches, we'll talk. 10 00:00:46,442 --> 00:00:49,111 -Yeah. He's got a point, Twig. -Wow. Who's that? 11 00:00:49,195 --> 00:00:51,322 -Johnny's girl back home. -[Twig] Ooh. 12 00:00:51,989 --> 00:00:53,532 [sniffs] Mmm. 13 00:00:53,616 --> 00:00:55,743 -Smell that perfume? -Ooh. 14 00:00:55,826 --> 00:00:59,580 Yeah, that's the smell of America. Tell her to send one for me, would ya? 15 00:00:59,663 --> 00:01:01,749 -[Twig chuckles] -In your dreams, pal. 16 00:01:02,249 --> 00:01:04,043 -[man] Kreese. -Yes, Sergeant? 17 00:01:04,126 --> 00:01:06,879 Command tent. Some captain's in there asking for you. 18 00:01:06,962 --> 00:01:09,423 -[Twig] Uh-oh. -[soldier 2] Oh, good luck! 19 00:01:09,924 --> 00:01:11,383 [both laugh] 20 00:01:11,926 --> 00:01:13,969 [ominous music plays] 21 00:01:16,764 --> 00:01:18,766 [man grunting] 22 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:25,898 [thudding] 23 00:01:26,899 --> 00:01:27,817 [grunts] 24 00:01:28,901 --> 00:01:29,985 Captain. 25 00:01:33,572 --> 00:01:34,448 At ease. 26 00:01:37,284 --> 00:01:38,285 [exhales sharply] 27 00:01:38,369 --> 00:01:39,578 So you must be Kreese? 28 00:01:40,663 --> 00:01:44,083 Yeah. Well, your CO tells me you're a real go-getter. 29 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:46,335 Volunteerin' to walk point. 30 00:01:46,919 --> 00:01:48,504 joinin' ambush teams. 31 00:01:49,922 --> 00:01:51,590 You got a death wish, kid? 32 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:54,718 Not wishin' for it, just not afraid of it. 33 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:58,180 -Is that right? -Some people can't tell the difference. 34 00:01:58,681 --> 00:02:02,726 You have any idea how many men we have in this hellhole? 35 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:04,103 -In 'Nam? -Yeah. 36 00:02:05,855 --> 00:02:07,273 Probably half a million. 37 00:02:08,274 --> 00:02:10,568 Most of 'em don't make a damn bit of difference. 38 00:02:12,653 --> 00:02:13,571 But you… 39 00:02:15,322 --> 00:02:16,699 You can make a difference. 40 00:02:16,782 --> 00:02:18,868 -That's why I'm here, sir. -Mm-hmm. 41 00:02:18,951 --> 00:02:20,077 Defend my country. 42 00:02:20,786 --> 00:02:21,662 Be a hero. 43 00:02:21,745 --> 00:02:23,622 Be a… [laughs] 44 00:02:24,623 --> 00:02:25,624 That's good. 45 00:02:26,625 --> 00:02:27,543 That's good. 46 00:02:28,794 --> 00:02:30,129 'Cause I'm formin' a team. 47 00:02:30,212 --> 00:02:34,216 We'll work out of CCN. Direct action missions into north Vietnam. 48 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,801 This is the real war. 49 00:02:35,885 --> 00:02:38,095 We'll go sterile into triple canopy jungle. 50 00:02:38,179 --> 00:02:39,972 No insignias, no ID. 51 00:02:40,055 --> 00:02:42,683 The team will be you, me, and a few specialists. 52 00:02:42,766 --> 00:02:45,269 -I know a couple guys, sir. -I'll train you myself. 53 00:02:45,352 --> 00:02:49,273 Guerrilla tactics, demolitions, hand-to-hand combat. 54 00:02:49,857 --> 00:02:51,525 What kind of hand-to-hand, sir? 55 00:02:51,609 --> 00:02:54,445 You wanna defeat your enemy, gotta fight like your enemy. 56 00:02:54,945 --> 00:02:57,448 I learned Tang Soo Do during the Korean War 57 00:02:57,531 --> 00:03:00,492 under Master Kim SunYung. You'll learn the same. 58 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:04,121 -If you think you can handle it. -You're goddamn right I can. 59 00:03:06,457 --> 00:03:07,291 Sir. 60 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:10,878 All right, you make it through, you'll get your beret… [laughs] 61 00:03:10,961 --> 00:03:11,962 …a few scars, 62 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:15,049 maybe even a battlefield commission to boot. 63 00:03:15,591 --> 00:03:16,967 If I don't make it through? 64 00:03:17,051 --> 00:03:19,970 Well, then you'll show up on some MIA list in 30 years 65 00:03:20,054 --> 00:03:22,556 when they declassify all this shit. 66 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:26,894 [spits] I'm asking you to become more than just a soldier, son. Understand that? 67 00:03:28,312 --> 00:03:29,939 If we're gonna do this, 68 00:03:30,648 --> 00:03:32,191 we need the absolute best. 69 00:03:33,692 --> 00:03:35,611 [rock music playing] 70 00:03:35,694 --> 00:03:37,613 Yeah! Whoo! 71 00:03:37,696 --> 00:03:39,073 [captain] We need strength. 72 00:03:39,156 --> 00:03:40,199 Yes! 73 00:03:41,909 --> 00:03:44,328 -[captain] We need determination. -[girl] What? 74 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:47,539 [captain] We need brutality. 75 00:03:47,623 --> 00:03:48,874 Yeah! [laughs] 76 00:03:49,458 --> 00:03:51,502 [captain] All you have to do is say yes… 77 00:03:52,044 --> 00:03:54,713 …and I will mold you into the ultimate weapon. 78 00:03:55,589 --> 00:03:56,674 So… 79 00:03:56,757 --> 00:03:58,717 are you in or not? 80 00:04:00,261 --> 00:04:01,303 All in, sir. 81 00:04:01,845 --> 00:04:02,846 [captain] Excellent. 82 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:15,317 [Johnny] "Hey, Johnny. It really has been a long time. 83 00:04:16,193 --> 00:04:18,904 I don't even want to think about how many years. 84 00:04:18,988 --> 00:04:21,782 But I'm still glad we went to high school in the '80s. 85 00:04:21,865 --> 00:04:24,285 -We had the best music." -[chuckles] Hell yeah! 86 00:04:24,368 --> 00:04:27,246 "Life has taken me in all kinds of directions since then. 87 00:04:27,329 --> 00:04:29,748 I've been blessed with my family and career. 88 00:04:30,499 --> 00:04:33,210 And I could probably still kick your ass at air hockey. 89 00:04:34,211 --> 00:04:36,297 It's crazy how things change. 90 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,216 I remember we used to see each other every day." 91 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,134 Hmm. 92 00:04:40,217 --> 00:04:42,344 "Now I don't know the first thing about you. 93 00:04:43,637 --> 00:04:44,888 Who are you now? 94 00:04:45,931 --> 00:04:47,766 Your profile is pretty bare. 95 00:04:48,642 --> 00:04:50,436 What are you up to these days? 96 00:04:51,103 --> 00:04:52,187 Ali." 97 00:04:55,774 --> 00:04:57,651 What are you up to these days? 98 00:05:01,447 --> 00:05:02,448 [sighs] 99 00:05:04,992 --> 00:05:06,118 I'm home! 100 00:05:06,827 --> 00:05:09,038 The conquering hero has returned. 101 00:05:09,663 --> 00:05:12,791 Hey, wait till I tell you what happened over there. 102 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,711 -It was truly amazing. -Oh. 103 00:05:17,546 --> 00:05:19,298 [Daniel] And I come bearing gifts. 104 00:05:19,923 --> 00:05:22,593 I got this randoseru bag for Sam 105 00:05:22,676 --> 00:05:25,012 and these crazy Kit-Kats for Anthony. 106 00:05:25,095 --> 00:05:27,014 Soy sauce as a Kit-Kat flavor! 107 00:05:27,097 --> 00:05:29,433 I know, I know. It shouldn't work, but it does. 108 00:05:29,516 --> 00:05:32,603 I thought next weekend we could go to wine country. Just you and I. 109 00:05:32,686 --> 00:05:36,231 -Hey, guys. Come down. -Uh, the kids are at your mother's. 110 00:05:36,982 --> 00:05:39,610 Oh. My mother's? Why, what happened? 111 00:05:40,694 --> 00:05:41,987 John Kreese. 112 00:05:45,157 --> 00:05:46,784 [hisses] 113 00:05:46,867 --> 00:05:49,828 [Mitch] Man, it was so sick! Tory was just kickin' ass. 114 00:05:49,912 --> 00:05:51,205 I took care of Chris. 115 00:05:51,330 --> 00:05:54,416 Hawk got that beta Demetri in an arm bar like Chris Jericho 116 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,210 and just… [mimics break] 117 00:05:56,293 --> 00:05:57,294 Cold-blooded. 118 00:05:58,128 --> 00:06:00,214 -No mercy! -[Red] Way to go, Hawk. 119 00:06:02,174 --> 00:06:04,385 I didn't think you were actually gonna do it. 120 00:06:05,552 --> 00:06:07,763 They got what they deserved for what they did to Miguel. 121 00:06:10,599 --> 00:06:13,894 -Still haven't seen him, have you? -I don't wanna talk about it. 122 00:06:14,937 --> 00:06:16,939 [door opens, bell jangles] 123 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:28,033 Look at this freak. What kind of girl would ever kiss this shit? 124 00:06:28,117 --> 00:06:29,493 [Kreese] Class. 125 00:06:30,077 --> 00:06:31,453 Welcome our new students. 126 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:39,503 I'm gonna call you guys… Chodenose and Taintbreath. 127 00:06:39,586 --> 00:06:42,047 -What the hell did you just say? -Oh, uh, nothing. 128 00:06:42,131 --> 00:06:44,633 It's just this thing we do around here sometimes. 129 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:46,427 OK. 130 00:06:48,053 --> 00:06:50,848 Sensei, I don't think these guys are Cobra Kai material. 131 00:06:50,931 --> 00:06:54,226 Weren't you the one saying that we should get new recruits? 132 00:06:54,309 --> 00:06:55,561 [new students giggling] 133 00:06:55,644 --> 00:06:59,565 Well, yeah. But… Look, I know some of these guys and they're-- 134 00:06:59,648 --> 00:07:00,941 Natural athletes. 135 00:07:01,024 --> 00:07:03,735 Which is exactly what's been missing in our dojo. 136 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:06,572 Everyone, fall in. 137 00:07:11,702 --> 00:07:14,288 Joining Cobra Kai is a privilege. 138 00:07:14,872 --> 00:07:15,873 It's not a gift. 139 00:07:15,956 --> 00:07:20,752 Which is why our recruits must earn their position in this dojo. 140 00:07:22,838 --> 00:07:24,465 Prepare yourselves for combat. 141 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:28,802 Only the strong will survive. 142 00:07:32,264 --> 00:07:34,266 [rope straining] 143 00:07:36,018 --> 00:07:37,394 Are you ready, or what? 144 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:39,813 I hate this. This is ridiculous. 145 00:07:40,439 --> 00:07:43,817 -What's ridiculous about it? -I look like a giant baby! 146 00:07:43,901 --> 00:07:47,738 The way you're whining and not walking, you might as well be a baby. 147 00:07:48,238 --> 00:07:51,241 Isn't there a more badass way we can do this? 148 00:07:51,325 --> 00:07:54,953 You think tapping your foot at a concert makes you ready for badass training? 149 00:07:55,704 --> 00:07:58,749 Your legs are still pussies! Now, you ready to stand? 150 00:07:58,832 --> 00:08:00,209 -Yes. -OK. 151 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:02,419 One, two... 152 00:08:02,503 --> 00:08:03,629 [exhales heavily] 153 00:08:03,712 --> 00:08:05,130 ...three, go. 154 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,509 All right. Better fall that time. 155 00:08:09,301 --> 00:08:10,594 Let's take five. 156 00:08:10,677 --> 00:08:11,970 [sighs] 157 00:08:16,558 --> 00:08:17,518 You know, uh, 158 00:08:18,644 --> 00:08:20,938 Mom's been talking about you a lot recently. 159 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:22,606 Oh, yeah? 160 00:08:22,689 --> 00:08:25,526 She says thank you for taking me to that concert. 161 00:08:25,609 --> 00:08:26,944 She say anything else? 162 00:08:28,070 --> 00:08:28,904 No. 163 00:08:29,696 --> 00:08:30,906 You writing a novel? 164 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:34,618 Oh. No, it's a Facebook message. 165 00:08:34,701 --> 00:08:36,537 That? To who? 166 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,913 I, uh... 167 00:08:38,413 --> 00:08:40,541 -Babe from high school. -Oh. 168 00:08:40,624 --> 00:08:41,625 Ali. 169 00:08:42,751 --> 00:08:44,962 Ali? Like, the Ali? 170 00:08:45,671 --> 00:08:48,215 This is huge. This is huge! 171 00:08:48,298 --> 00:08:50,926 This is so… But I mean, you're not gonna send that, right? 172 00:08:52,386 --> 00:08:54,680 You cannot send her that message. 173 00:08:55,264 --> 00:08:58,016 -Why not? -Because it's, like, 80 pages. 174 00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,351 In all caps. 175 00:08:59,851 --> 00:09:02,896 I have 35 years' worth of stuff to say, all right? 176 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:06,233 OK, yeah, yeah. yeah. But shorter messages are way cooler. 177 00:09:06,316 --> 00:09:09,444 Like, this just looks desperate. And a little creepy. 178 00:09:09,528 --> 00:09:11,863 Sending her this would be like if you… 179 00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:15,117 like if you liked all of her photos. 180 00:09:17,619 --> 00:09:18,745 Oh, no. 181 00:09:19,955 --> 00:09:20,956 Oh, no! 182 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:23,500 What the hell, man? I enjoyed the photos! 183 00:09:23,584 --> 00:09:26,420 And there's a button for that, why wouldn't I click it? 184 00:09:26,503 --> 00:09:28,213 Because she can see that. 185 00:09:28,797 --> 00:09:31,216 [sighs] All right, I got amped-up, OK? 186 00:09:31,300 --> 00:09:34,469 Look, she put a smiley face. It's even got little red cheeks. 187 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:38,181 Is she gettin' hot? Feelin' hot? What am I supposed to do with that? 188 00:09:38,265 --> 00:09:40,559 I think it's just a smiley face. Let's see. 189 00:09:42,311 --> 00:09:45,188 OK, she says she wants to know what you've been up to. 190 00:09:45,272 --> 00:09:49,526 Good. This is good. We can salvage this. Let's just make you a kick-ass profile. 191 00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:52,446 You'll be sending your message from a position of strength. 192 00:09:52,529 --> 00:09:55,866 Uh… First we need to get some pictures. Do you have any photos? 193 00:09:55,949 --> 00:09:57,284 -Yeah, photos? -Yeah. 194 00:09:57,367 --> 00:09:58,702 -Yeah, don't move. -OK. 195 00:09:58,785 --> 00:10:00,621 [chuckles] I said "don't move!" 196 00:10:01,747 --> 00:10:04,333 [Daniel] I can't believe you went over to that dojo. 197 00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:06,501 Are you OK? I mean, is Sam OK? 198 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:08,879 She's shaken up. How could she not be? 199 00:10:09,963 --> 00:10:11,673 Honestly, I'm shaken up too 200 00:10:11,757 --> 00:10:15,260 with a Cape Fear level karate psycho terrorizing the neighborhood. 201 00:10:15,344 --> 00:10:17,846 See? It sounds crazy when you say it out loud. 202 00:10:17,929 --> 00:10:20,557 No. Sounds crazy when other people said it. 203 00:10:20,641 --> 00:10:22,059 But now I'm saying it. 204 00:10:22,142 --> 00:10:23,644 Look, the man is sick. 205 00:10:23,727 --> 00:10:25,687 He's got weapons on his walls. 206 00:10:26,271 --> 00:10:28,732 And his students broke Demetri's arm. 207 00:10:28,815 --> 00:10:30,609 Wait, wait, wait. They did what? 208 00:10:31,109 --> 00:10:31,943 [mouthing] 209 00:10:32,027 --> 00:10:35,238 -[sighs] I'm going over there. -What, are you gonna hit him? 210 00:10:35,322 --> 00:10:38,033 Look, It's that kind of insanity got us into this mess. 211 00:10:38,116 --> 00:10:42,120 And sanity will get us out, OK? We're gonna stop him. We have to. 212 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:46,375 -But we're gonna do it my way. -What's your way? 213 00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,960 Going to the police. 214 00:10:53,423 --> 00:10:55,759 [Kreese] Class, prepare for combat. 215 00:10:55,842 --> 00:10:58,845 -[student 1] All right. -[Brucks] Pet snake! Legit! Yeah. 216 00:11:01,515 --> 00:11:05,769 Holy shit! You remember? Look, it's the kid with the lip! 217 00:11:05,852 --> 00:11:10,232 -Yo, I thought he moved. -Oh, shit. You're right! Right. 218 00:11:10,315 --> 00:11:11,817 -[Kyler] Dude! -[Brucks] Whoa! 219 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,903 -The hair kinda distracts you from it. -[laughs] 220 00:11:14,986 --> 00:11:16,363 [Kreese] All right, class. 221 00:11:17,447 --> 00:11:18,990 Let the games begin. 222 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,873 -You. -[Brucks] Ooh! 223 00:11:26,957 --> 00:11:28,625 All right, bro. You got this. 224 00:11:30,377 --> 00:11:31,795 [laughs] You. 225 00:11:37,843 --> 00:11:39,302 Man, I'm so pumped! 226 00:11:41,847 --> 00:11:42,681 [Kreese] Ready? 227 00:11:46,727 --> 00:11:47,769 -Ai! -[groans] 228 00:11:47,853 --> 00:11:49,271 [dramatic music plays] 229 00:11:51,356 --> 00:11:52,357 Now you're dead. 230 00:11:53,316 --> 00:11:55,068 [grunting] 231 00:11:55,652 --> 00:11:56,570 [Mitch yells] 232 00:11:58,739 --> 00:11:59,698 [Mitch groans] 233 00:12:04,202 --> 00:12:05,287 [tapping] 234 00:12:08,081 --> 00:12:08,957 [Mitch coughs] 235 00:12:11,084 --> 00:12:12,085 Finish him. 236 00:12:15,630 --> 00:12:16,840 [student] That's rough. 237 00:12:20,343 --> 00:12:21,386 [Brucks] Ooh! 238 00:12:22,137 --> 00:12:24,055 Yo, lights out, baby. [Kyler grunts] 239 00:12:26,475 --> 00:12:27,559 Where you going? 240 00:12:28,268 --> 00:12:29,269 To my spot. 241 00:12:29,352 --> 00:12:31,229 [Kreese] You lost to an untrained fighter. 242 00:12:31,313 --> 00:12:34,649 -He's going to take your spot on the team. -[Brucks] All right! 243 00:12:39,863 --> 00:12:43,158 Sensei, Assface has been loyal to the dojo. 244 00:12:44,576 --> 00:12:46,077 I'm afraid he's not… 245 00:12:47,913 --> 00:12:49,456 Cobra Kai material. 246 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:54,211 I told you, only the strong will survive. 247 00:12:54,294 --> 00:12:57,422 Combat! Ready? Fight! Come on, kill me. 248 00:13:00,217 --> 00:13:01,051 [grunts] 249 00:13:05,305 --> 00:13:06,431 [grunting] 250 00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:12,687 You lose concentration on the battlefield, and you're dead meat! You understand? 251 00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:16,525 - Yes, Captain. Sorry, I just thought-- -Don't think! 252 00:13:16,608 --> 00:13:20,612 Your enemy wants you dead, you have two choices. Kill or be killed. 253 00:13:20,695 --> 00:13:23,657 No hesitation, no second thoughts, and no mercy! 254 00:13:23,740 --> 00:13:26,785 -What if they surrender? -[captain] Never trust your enemy. 255 00:13:26,868 --> 00:13:31,164 You can leave all that peace and love crap for the college sissies back home! 256 00:13:31,248 --> 00:13:33,875 Now, gentlemen, we have a mission tomorrow. Are we ready? 257 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:35,293 [all] Yes, sir. 258 00:13:35,377 --> 00:13:37,379 -You better hope so. -[sergeant] Captain. 259 00:13:37,462 --> 00:13:40,340 Now go get some rest. You're gonna need it. 260 00:13:43,426 --> 00:13:44,803 [man] Hey, Herman. Over here. 261 00:13:51,017 --> 00:13:53,436 [soldier] Captain Turner took that hit though. 262 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,688 [captain] Jesus. 263 00:13:56,731 --> 00:13:59,025 Not a word of this to Kreese, understood? 264 00:13:59,109 --> 00:14:01,611 A distraction like that could get him killed. 265 00:14:05,198 --> 00:14:06,658 I'll be home soon, doll face. 266 00:14:14,207 --> 00:14:17,294 [Johnny] Those are my only photos. Don't have much after high school. 267 00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:19,921 Oh, OK, um... 268 00:14:20,005 --> 00:14:22,883 Do you have any where you're wearing a shirt maybe? 269 00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:23,967 Yes. 270 00:14:25,468 --> 00:14:27,178 -Here you go. How's that? -OK. 271 00:14:27,262 --> 00:14:29,014 Uh, that's, um… 272 00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:33,435 You know, we're probably just better off going with some new photos. 273 00:14:33,518 --> 00:14:35,061 Yeah, like present day? 274 00:14:35,145 --> 00:14:36,021 Mmm. 275 00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:38,857 Not sure I want you to grease me up right now. 276 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,901 Baby oil gets over everything. 277 00:14:41,568 --> 00:14:43,570 I'm not gonna grease… 278 00:14:44,863 --> 00:14:48,867 I was just thinking maybe we could go with something more contemporary. Yeah? 279 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:53,246 Yes! We'll look at what Ali's into, take pictures of me doing the same stuff! 280 00:14:53,330 --> 00:14:55,790 -Not exactly what I meant. -I'm not doing yoga. 281 00:14:55,874 --> 00:14:57,334 -No. -I will pet a dog. 282 00:14:57,417 --> 00:14:58,251 Mm-hmm. 283 00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:01,129 Think the aquarium will let me get in with the dolphins? 284 00:15:01,212 --> 00:15:02,213 I don't know. 285 00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,300 You know what? We could Fotomat it. 286 00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:08,261 -What? -All right. Let's go, Hot Wheels. C'mon. 287 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:10,764 Right, let's do it. 288 00:15:11,598 --> 00:15:12,599 [officer grunts] 289 00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:18,355 All right. So, you're lookin' to file a complaint against a… 290 00:15:18,438 --> 00:15:21,816 -John Kreese? -Yeah, a restraining order, that's right. 291 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:24,194 -[typing on keyboard] -Hmm. 292 00:15:24,277 --> 00:15:25,445 Something wrong? 293 00:15:25,528 --> 00:15:28,406 An emergency protective order has already been filed. 294 00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:30,992 Really? 295 00:15:32,118 --> 00:15:33,411 Oh, uh... 296 00:15:34,412 --> 00:15:36,998 -Well, good. -No. It's against you, ma'am. 297 00:15:37,082 --> 00:15:37,916 [both] What? 298 00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:40,293 Looks like Mr. Kreese came in and gave a statement. 299 00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:43,380 Says here you showed up at his place of business 300 00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:45,382 after hours, enraged. 301 00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:47,550 OK, I was not enraged. 302 00:15:47,634 --> 00:15:51,096 It was a perfectly measured response to a man inciting violence. 303 00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:55,684 -And you struck him? -That's ridiculous. He's a liar. 304 00:15:57,852 --> 00:16:00,647 -Honey? -This story is missing a lot of context. 305 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:01,731 You hit him? 306 00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:08,613 -The man's a menace. He's deranged! -Says here he's a Vietnam veteran. 307 00:16:08,697 --> 00:16:10,365 Green Beret, Silver Star. 308 00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:11,658 Oh, my God. 309 00:16:11,741 --> 00:16:15,537 Those guys suffered a lot of turmoil. The mental health stigma is real. 310 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,957 -You oughta be more considerate. -I don't care if he has 50 Purple Hearts. 311 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:23,294 I still wanna file a restraining emergency protection thing against him. 312 00:16:23,378 --> 00:16:28,049 OK, but it'd just be the same thing. You can't be within 500 yards of him, so… 313 00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:30,844 This is a joke. Are you gonna take his word for it? 314 00:16:30,927 --> 00:16:32,929 It's up to a judge to sort out. 315 00:16:33,638 --> 00:16:36,349 Sign here to acknowledge you've been served these papers. 316 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:37,308 [scoffs] 317 00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,770 Thanks for coming in. That makes it a lot easier. 318 00:16:40,854 --> 00:16:43,356 Oh, sure. Glad we could make it convenient for you. 319 00:16:46,151 --> 00:16:47,652 I have another idea. 320 00:16:47,736 --> 00:16:49,487 But it's the nuclear option. 321 00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:52,449 I hate it with every fiber of my being. 322 00:16:55,201 --> 00:16:56,995 [dramatic music playing] 323 00:16:57,078 --> 00:16:58,246 [both grunting] 324 00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:09,382 -You chipped my tooth, bitch. -You needed braces anyway. 325 00:17:11,843 --> 00:17:13,344 Good job, Nichols. 326 00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:16,097 You know the drill. Off the mat. 327 00:17:20,435 --> 00:17:22,062 [Brucks] Damn, girl! 328 00:17:22,896 --> 00:17:23,897 You see that? 329 00:17:23,980 --> 00:17:25,648 You. Big boy. 330 00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:29,944 [laughs] Oh, yeah! All right, who's going down next? 331 00:17:30,028 --> 00:17:31,571 -Come on. -[Kyler] Let's go. 332 00:17:31,654 --> 00:17:32,697 He's mine. 333 00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:36,201 Get him, Lip! 334 00:17:38,161 --> 00:17:41,289 OK, all right. Let's see if I can fix that lip of yours then. 335 00:17:41,372 --> 00:17:42,540 [screeching hawk] 336 00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:47,420 [Brucks] Dude! 337 00:17:56,096 --> 00:17:59,140 -[grunts] -[aggressive electronic music plays] 338 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:03,019 [both grunting] 339 00:18:12,987 --> 00:18:14,155 Wait. Stop. 340 00:18:16,825 --> 00:18:18,868 -Finish him. -[grunting] 341 00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:25,667 [yelling] 342 00:18:47,397 --> 00:18:49,732 [Brucks groaning weakly] 343 00:18:49,816 --> 00:18:52,569 All right, class. I think we can call it a day. 344 00:18:53,194 --> 00:18:54,571 Somebody pick him up. 345 00:18:58,324 --> 00:19:00,577 [funky pop music playing] 346 00:19:01,995 --> 00:19:03,997 -All right. You get it? -[Miguel] Got it. 347 00:19:04,831 --> 00:19:05,748 Let's see. 348 00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:09,127 All right, looks good. Let's go. 349 00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:10,837 ♪ Girl, pick your face up ♪ 350 00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:14,716 ♪ I wanna see you move Hey, hey, hey ♪ 351 00:19:16,301 --> 00:19:19,262 ♪ Turn the lights down It's gonna get loud ♪ 352 00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:20,889 [Miguel] No! Don't touch it! 353 00:19:21,431 --> 00:19:24,225 -[guard] Sir, excuse me? -Wha… Yeah, sorry. Didn't know. 354 00:19:33,443 --> 00:19:34,319 Yeah. 355 00:19:38,948 --> 00:19:42,160 -[Miguel] That's one way to do it. -What the hell is this shit? 356 00:19:42,243 --> 00:19:43,369 It's a dragon roll. 357 00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:47,248 So basically, you have some fresh avocado, some chopped up cucumber, 358 00:19:47,332 --> 00:19:49,375 some snow crab, and unagi on top. 359 00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,545 -What? "Unagi"? -Yeah, it's freshwater eel. 360 00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:55,924 -Eel? People actually eat that crap? -It's very popular. 361 00:19:56,007 --> 00:19:57,550 Just have an open mind. 362 00:19:58,051 --> 00:20:00,094 -Just take the picture. Ready? -Yeah. 363 00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:02,305 Just… yeah. 364 00:20:03,223 --> 00:20:05,850 -Yeah, there we go. All right. Yes. -Mmm! 365 00:20:05,934 --> 00:20:08,436 -Oh, OK. OK, got it. -Mmm! 366 00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:09,562 -Got it? -Yeah. 367 00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:16,319 All right, I'm gonna go wash my mouth out. You want that? 368 00:20:16,402 --> 00:20:17,612 No, not anymore. 369 00:20:32,961 --> 00:20:34,045 Miguel? 370 00:20:35,713 --> 00:20:37,715 -Tory. -How'd you know I worked here? 371 00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:41,219 I didn't. I thought you worked at the roller rink. 372 00:20:41,302 --> 00:20:42,512 No, that's at night. 373 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,641 I gotta work two jobs now. Mom's not doing well. 374 00:20:48,893 --> 00:20:49,894 I'm sorry. 375 00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:52,480 No, I'm sorry. 376 00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:57,360 I know that I should've come to see you. 377 00:20:59,821 --> 00:21:01,572 I just didn't know how to help. 378 00:21:02,699 --> 00:21:03,825 So you did nothing. 379 00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:11,249 I felt guilty about everything. 380 00:21:14,669 --> 00:21:18,006 But we're doing everything we can to get back at Miyagi-Do for what they did. 381 00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:21,843 As Sensei Kreese says, "If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt." 382 00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,137 Nobody else got hurt, Tory. 383 00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:27,724 -I'm the one in a wheelchair. -Yeah, I just meant-- 384 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,142 I know what you meant. 385 00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:34,480 I never cared about Miyagi-Do or Kreese, 386 00:21:34,564 --> 00:21:36,024 I cared about us. 387 00:21:36,899 --> 00:21:37,900 Did you? 388 00:21:39,277 --> 00:21:41,988 Or were you just going out with me to get Sam's attention? 389 00:21:43,323 --> 00:21:46,326 -Is that really what you think? -I saw you with her. 390 00:21:47,869 --> 00:21:50,496 -I didn't have a choice. -Yes, you did, Tory! 391 00:21:51,414 --> 00:21:53,583 I know you're helping your mom, but… 392 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,126 you need help. 393 00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:57,253 [scoffs] You think I'm crazy? 394 00:21:58,004 --> 00:22:00,673 -I didn't say that. -No, that's OK. Everyone does. 395 00:22:00,757 --> 00:22:04,093 I don't give a shit. All that matters is who wins in the end. 396 00:22:06,262 --> 00:22:07,263 Nice seeing you. 397 00:22:10,099 --> 00:22:13,144 [door opens and closes] 398 00:22:16,022 --> 00:22:18,524 [Amanda] We're so happy you could join us, Armand. 399 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:22,653 -Sorry your wife couldn't make it. -She had a… zumba mumba class. 400 00:22:22,737 --> 00:22:25,740 I don't know. Bunch of bullshit. This stuff is good! 401 00:22:25,823 --> 00:22:28,743 It's Daniel's mother's famous chicken cacciatore. 402 00:22:29,285 --> 00:22:31,162 You should try dipping your bread in… 403 00:22:31,996 --> 00:22:33,039 the sauce. 404 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,292 Mmm. Yeah. Very good. So… 405 00:22:38,044 --> 00:22:38,920 why am I here? 406 00:22:39,587 --> 00:22:41,964 Well, we just wanna talk a little business. 407 00:22:42,548 --> 00:22:44,467 You know we don't talk business. 408 00:22:44,550 --> 00:22:48,137 I don't trust car salesmen, so I can't make a deal with you. 409 00:22:48,221 --> 00:22:51,808 Well, how about you do a deal with me? 410 00:22:52,642 --> 00:22:53,810 Ah! 411 00:22:54,477 --> 00:22:55,853 [chuckles] 412 00:22:56,479 --> 00:22:58,439 Got a proposal for me, darling? 413 00:22:58,523 --> 00:23:01,275 Just a business proposal, not the indecent kind. 414 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:02,360 Ah. 415 00:23:03,111 --> 00:23:04,821 All right. Tell me. What? 416 00:23:05,905 --> 00:23:09,409 I want you to evict a tenant in your Reseda strip mall. 417 00:23:09,492 --> 00:23:12,161 Is this about the snake karate? 418 00:23:12,245 --> 00:23:15,415 Why would I evict him? He's an excellent tenant. 419 00:23:15,498 --> 00:23:17,291 Much better than the last guy. 420 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:21,003 No, he's a danger to our community. He's unstable. 421 00:23:21,087 --> 00:23:23,172 -He's unpredictable. -[Armand] So? 422 00:23:23,256 --> 00:23:26,592 His rent is predictable. He pays on time all the time. 423 00:23:27,468 --> 00:23:31,639 OK, and just out of curiosity, how much is that rent exactly? 424 00:23:31,722 --> 00:23:33,850 [laughs] I can't tell you that. 425 00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:36,310 It would be, how you say… 426 00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:38,104 unethical. 427 00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:40,148 We'll double it. 428 00:23:40,231 --> 00:23:41,274 Amanda! 429 00:23:42,024 --> 00:23:43,067 Nuclear option. 430 00:23:44,694 --> 00:23:46,737 No, I want triple. 431 00:23:46,821 --> 00:23:48,948 Look, all we want is Kreese to be gone. 432 00:23:49,031 --> 00:23:51,534 Then you can rent out the space to another tenant. 433 00:23:52,118 --> 00:23:53,536 Ah. 434 00:23:53,619 --> 00:23:54,996 The double-dip. 435 00:23:55,663 --> 00:23:58,541 Mmm. I like the double-dip. 436 00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:00,835 Mmm. 437 00:24:03,838 --> 00:24:05,798 -Deal! -[chuckles] 438 00:24:05,882 --> 00:24:09,844 -We want him out by tomorrow. -All right. No problem. Tomorrow. 439 00:24:11,512 --> 00:24:12,388 Anyway, 440 00:24:12,972 --> 00:24:14,974 it was great doing business with… 441 00:24:15,558 --> 00:24:17,101 one of you. [laughs] 442 00:24:30,156 --> 00:24:31,616 [sighs] 443 00:24:35,661 --> 00:24:37,663 [sentimental music playing] 444 00:24:54,847 --> 00:24:58,351 -[Kreese] I have eyes on the target. -[captain] Status on air support? 445 00:24:58,434 --> 00:24:59,393 No response. 446 00:24:59,477 --> 00:25:02,939 [captain] Damn it. This goes south and they don't know where we are, 447 00:25:03,022 --> 00:25:04,232 it's on you. 448 00:25:06,234 --> 00:25:08,819 -[Kreese] Ponytail's in position. -All right, we're live. 449 00:25:10,238 --> 00:25:13,366 -Please work. -Kreese, when he clears, you light 'em up. 450 00:25:13,449 --> 00:25:15,785 -[radio static crackles loudly] -Oh, shit! 451 00:25:15,868 --> 00:25:17,453 [captain] Blow it. Blow it now! 452 00:25:17,537 --> 00:25:20,665 -I can't! -Take 'em out so we can get outta here! 453 00:25:20,748 --> 00:25:23,584 -He's still there, Captain. -Then he's dead. Blow it! 454 00:25:23,668 --> 00:25:25,670 [soldiers speaking Vietnamese] 455 00:25:29,882 --> 00:25:31,509 -[groans] -[Kreese] No! 456 00:25:32,802 --> 00:25:34,929 [soldiers speaking Vietnamese] 457 00:25:44,063 --> 00:25:45,690 You son of a bitch, Kreese! 458 00:25:46,482 --> 00:25:48,067 We had 'em. You killed us! 459 00:25:48,150 --> 00:25:49,569 I... I couldn't. 460 00:25:53,239 --> 00:25:54,240 [speaks Vietnamese] 461 00:26:00,121 --> 00:26:01,122 Johnny, I'm… 462 00:26:02,081 --> 00:26:03,249 [gun cocks] 463 00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:05,543 [gun cocks] 464 00:26:07,211 --> 00:26:08,337 [gun fires] 465 00:26:08,421 --> 00:26:11,674 Oh, God, he's dead because of me! It's my fault. God! 466 00:26:11,757 --> 00:26:13,259 Shut your goddamn mouth, Silver! 467 00:26:15,052 --> 00:26:18,180 I told you not to hesitate, and now look what you did! 468 00:26:18,264 --> 00:26:20,349 Look at him, Kreese! Look! 469 00:26:20,433 --> 00:26:22,435 [somber music playing] 470 00:26:25,438 --> 00:26:27,440 [door opens, bell jangles] 471 00:26:34,739 --> 00:26:35,781 What do you want? 472 00:26:36,657 --> 00:26:39,076 Look, you pay your rent on time, 473 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,411 but, unfortunately, 474 00:26:41,162 --> 00:26:43,623 I got a much higher offer for this space. 475 00:26:43,706 --> 00:26:44,749 So, uh… 476 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:47,752 you can't rent here anymore. 477 00:26:48,336 --> 00:26:52,590 -What about our contract? -All my contracts have escape clauses. 478 00:26:52,673 --> 00:26:54,508 And I have eviction papers. 479 00:26:54,592 --> 00:26:56,427 Uh, so... 480 00:26:57,261 --> 00:26:58,929 you have to leave today. 481 00:26:59,013 --> 00:27:00,348 That's not happening. 482 00:27:00,431 --> 00:27:01,474 [Armand sighs] 483 00:27:02,975 --> 00:27:04,894 -Erik! Grigor! -[bell jangles] 484 00:27:04,977 --> 00:27:06,979 [dramatic music playing] 485 00:27:12,777 --> 00:27:15,112 My nephews are going to help you leave. 486 00:27:15,655 --> 00:27:17,365 Whether you like it or not. 487 00:27:18,783 --> 00:27:20,117 [nephews grumble softly] 488 00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:22,286 I just cleaned the blood off that mat. 489 00:27:26,248 --> 00:27:27,208 Oh, well. 490 00:27:29,335 --> 00:27:30,336 [Johnny] Focus! 491 00:27:32,213 --> 00:27:36,342 Come on, this is worse than yesterday! You aren't trying. What's the problem? 492 00:27:36,425 --> 00:27:38,010 You saw your ex. Big deal. 493 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:43,933 Big deal? Dude, look at you. We spent all day doing bullshit for your ex, 494 00:27:44,016 --> 00:27:45,935 making you look like someone you're not. 495 00:27:46,018 --> 00:27:48,521 At least I told my ex how things really were! 496 00:27:49,563 --> 00:27:52,441 Done with your little hissy fit or are you just giving up? 497 00:27:53,109 --> 00:27:55,069 -No, you are. -What'd you say? 498 00:27:55,152 --> 00:27:56,404 You're the one giving up. 499 00:27:56,487 --> 00:27:57,988 -I don't know-- -Quiet! 500 00:27:59,490 --> 00:28:00,991 You let Kreese take your dojo. 501 00:28:01,075 --> 00:28:03,994 You let Hawk, Tory, and everyone else think you're weak. 502 00:28:04,078 --> 00:28:05,913 Because it was a mistake to begin with. 503 00:28:06,497 --> 00:28:09,125 I shouldn't have brought back Cobra Kai, look what happened. 504 00:28:09,208 --> 00:28:12,753 What happened is you helped people then walked away like a pussy. 505 00:28:15,381 --> 00:28:19,343 You're a sensei. It's who you are. If you can't see that, you're blind. 506 00:28:23,973 --> 00:28:25,433 -Miguel… -What? 507 00:28:29,103 --> 00:28:29,937 Huh. 508 00:28:31,063 --> 00:28:32,022 [gasps] 509 00:28:32,523 --> 00:28:35,276 -Am I doing it? -You're doing it. 510 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,196 -Holy shit! I'm doing it. -You're doing it! 511 00:28:42,116 --> 00:28:43,409 -Thank you. -Nah. 512 00:28:44,869 --> 00:28:46,203 No, thank you. 513 00:28:55,921 --> 00:28:57,339 [Johnny] I look ridiculous. 514 00:29:05,806 --> 00:29:07,558 [gentle rock music playing] 515 00:29:08,642 --> 00:29:12,396 [Johnny] Ali. You're right. It's crazy how things change. 516 00:29:12,980 --> 00:29:15,941 For a long time, I didn't have much direction in my life. 517 00:29:16,817 --> 00:29:18,235 But then, things got better. 518 00:29:18,944 --> 00:29:21,197 I met a kid who needed some help. 519 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:24,033 So I got back into karate, became a sensei. 520 00:29:24,116 --> 00:29:26,577 -Oh, yes! -[Johnny] There were ups and downs. 521 00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,287 I even gave up for a while. 522 00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:30,998 But I can't give up anymore. 523 00:29:31,749 --> 00:29:34,919 I have a long way to go to be a better man, a better father, 524 00:29:35,419 --> 00:29:36,420 a better teacher. 525 00:29:36,921 --> 00:29:39,340 But I can make a difference in these kids' lives. 526 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,511 It's a tough world out there, and I can help them be ready for it. 527 00:29:43,594 --> 00:29:45,012 That's what I've been up to. 528 00:29:45,679 --> 00:29:46,931 That's who I am. 529 00:29:47,014 --> 00:29:48,307 I'm a sensei. 530 00:29:50,726 --> 00:29:51,852 Nah, too long. 531 00:29:52,394 --> 00:29:54,021 [peppy new wave music plays] 532 00:30:03,197 --> 00:30:05,533 [Louie] Thank you again for your business. 533 00:30:05,616 --> 00:30:07,243 While your car's being serviced, 534 00:30:07,326 --> 00:30:09,995 I wanna hook you up with an Enterpise rental, very classy. 535 00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:12,998 My man Anoush is gonna help you pick out something special. 536 00:30:13,582 --> 00:30:15,042 He's new and a little slow, 537 00:30:15,125 --> 00:30:17,670 so forgive him if he's not as polished as me. 538 00:30:17,753 --> 00:30:21,131 I trained you. You were the garbage man in the break room. 539 00:30:21,215 --> 00:30:23,425 See, this is what I'm talking about. 540 00:30:26,470 --> 00:30:28,180 He's the owner's cousin, so… 541 00:30:28,681 --> 00:30:29,682 Right this way. 542 00:30:29,765 --> 00:30:32,268 [Daniel] Looks like our ducks are finally in a row. 543 00:30:32,351 --> 00:30:34,353 The dealership's back on its feet, 544 00:30:34,436 --> 00:30:37,648 Kreese is out of our lives. How shall we celebrate? 545 00:30:39,066 --> 00:30:41,318 I was thinking maybe, like, a banner 546 00:30:41,402 --> 00:30:42,987 that says "I told you so." 547 00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:45,781 Uh-huh. All right. Go ahead. Get it out of your system. 548 00:30:45,865 --> 00:30:46,740 I don't know, babe. 549 00:30:46,824 --> 00:30:50,870 All I'm saying is if I was around in '84. you may not have as many stories to tell. 550 00:30:50,953 --> 00:30:54,164 -Uh-huh. -I beat Cobra Kai in, what? One afternoon. 551 00:30:54,248 --> 00:30:58,085 All right. I did save the dealership though. Don't I get a little credit? 552 00:30:58,669 --> 00:31:00,296 You get more than a little. 553 00:31:02,464 --> 00:31:04,967 -I can't believe it's over. -[cell phone rings] 554 00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:07,219 -Here we go. -Oh, put it on speaker. 555 00:31:08,012 --> 00:31:10,806 -Hey, Armand. -LaRusso. The deal is off. 556 00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:12,641 [Amanda] What? We had an agreement. 557 00:31:12,725 --> 00:31:15,603 [Armand] No, no, no, no. I can't get out of contract. 558 00:31:15,686 --> 00:31:17,688 [dramatic music plays] 559 00:31:18,564 --> 00:31:19,940 Hello, Danny boy. 560 00:31:20,024 --> 00:31:23,611 Nice try. But you can't end a war with diplomacy. 561 00:31:25,446 --> 00:31:28,490 So I suggest you prepare your students for battle. 562 00:31:29,533 --> 00:31:30,701 Because now, 563 00:31:31,452 --> 00:31:32,661 it's open season. 564 00:31:33,704 --> 00:31:34,955 On them… 565 00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:36,290 and you. 566 00:31:37,541 --> 00:31:39,293 [people screaming] 567 00:31:39,376 --> 00:31:40,753 [man] Snake. Snake! 568 00:31:41,629 --> 00:31:43,589 [hissing] 569 00:31:49,845 --> 00:31:53,891 -Oh, God, I hate snakes! -Dude. Stop being a little bitch, OK? 570 00:31:53,974 --> 00:31:56,727 Oh, shit, I think it touched me! I think it touched me! 571 00:31:57,728 --> 00:31:59,021 Oh, my God! 572 00:32:08,614 --> 00:32:10,532 [electronic music plays]