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‎我回來了

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‎妳絕不會相信賣場的人潮有多扯

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‎我從沒見過這種客滿盛況

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‎但我的東西都買好了

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‎我成功搶到最後兩台iPad送孩子

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‎我知道妳不想要我寵壞他們

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‎但我能怎麼辦？

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‎他們可是我的孫子

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‎親愛的，有妳回來過節真好

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‎回家的感覺真好，媽

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‎別誤會我的意思

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‎科羅拉多州是很美

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‎但這裡的天氣難出其右

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‎那可不一定，我喜歡下雪

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‎好吧，反正當初我就沒能說服妳了

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‎至少科羅拉多小姐
‎明晚會出席聖誕派對吧？

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‎當然會，我迫不及待了

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‎妳回來的這段時間
‎有打算找老朋友聚聚嗎？

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‎不用為我煩惱

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‎我已經有計畫了

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‎昨晚真是…

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‎是啊

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‎那我們現在要怎麼辦？

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‎我不知道

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‎冰箱裡沒有太多食物，我可以煎點…

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‎我是說我們兩個

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‎你是我兒子的師父

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‎我不確定這要怎麼進行

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‎我也不知道

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‎我不想搞砸和米格的關係

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‎我也不想

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‎話又說回來，妳很性感

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‎-你也是
‎-謝謝

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‎所以…我們該怎麼辦？

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‎我不知道

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‎我已經很久沒遇過這種處境了

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‎怎麼了，師父？

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‎放不下心防嗎？

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‎還是太害怕了？

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‎我得去上班了

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‎我今晚要幫朋友代班

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‎不過…

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‎等我回來後，我們或許可以再談談？

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‎-當然可以
‎-好

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‎“強尼，抱歉我拖這麼久才回覆

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‎我這邊忙得天翻地覆

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‎我喜歡你的新照片

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‎我其實回鄉過節了”

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‎“想一起吃午餐嗎？”

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‎這就是建立宮城道的人？

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‎他是宮城先生

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‎他把畢生絕學傳授給我爸

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‎就像勞倫斯師父師承克里斯師父一樣

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‎宮城先生跟克里斯南轅北轍

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‎宮城教的是正宗空手道，專注於防禦

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‎有時候最強的防禦是進攻

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‎問題就出在這

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‎我們的風格天差地遠

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‎你師父絕對不會認同我爸

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‎我覺得要反過來說才對

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‎這是什麼？

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‎沖繩波浪鼓

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‎有什麼用處？

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‎我示範給你看

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‎對我出手看看

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‎我才不要對妳出手

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‎怎麼？怕被女生修理嗎？

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‎好吧

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‎要打囉

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‎不錯嘛

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‎不過我也有祕密絕招

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‎真的假的？

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‎把手伸出來

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‎然後就…

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‎妳看，無法防禦

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‎-爸！
‎-抱歉

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‎不好意思

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‎你口袋放的是我的鼓嗎？

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‎終於起床了

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‎抱歉得讓你打地鋪

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‎我睡過更不舒服的地方

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‎我也是

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‎你如果想喝咖啡

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‎那壺雖然不算好喝，但至少是熱的

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‎謝謝你讓我在這過夜

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‎今天我就會走人

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‎你要留多久都行

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‎過來，你或許能學一、兩招

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‎這叫做毒蛇出洞

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‎其中包含兩個動作

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‎追擊與咬擊

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‎你怎麼會在這裡？

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‎稍安勿躁

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‎凱恩先生是我們的貴客

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‎他不是自己人

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‎現在全谷盃復辦了

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‎我們需要盡量招兵買馬

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‎我們不需要他

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‎他害米格住院，他是敵人

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‎我在海外服役的時候

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‎敵人很難明顯分辨

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‎上一秒只是手無縛雞之力的當地人

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‎下一秒就拿刀抵住你的咽喉

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‎知道我學會什麼嗎？

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‎什麼？

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‎敵人的敵人

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‎就是朋友

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‎這麼快就退出了？

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‎我根本就沒參加過

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‎我不屬於這裡

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‎所以你就要逃跑？

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‎你上次逃跑的後果還真好

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‎我沒有要逃跑

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‎我其實因為米格的事而很恨你

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‎我恨莎曼珊拉盧索，我恨所有人

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‎最恨的是自己

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‎但我沒有逃跑的餘地

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‎克里斯師父教我

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‎只要把這些恨意

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‎加以引導

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‎就能讓我更為強大

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‎而且還很爽

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‎我們幾個下課後要一起出去

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‎你也該來

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‎不然你也可以再次逃跑

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‎請問要點什麼？

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‎我要素食綠豆泥糊佐辣味紅蘿蔔

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‎薑黃花椰菜和椰子優格

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‎真有眼光

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‎素食

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‎綠豆泥糊，素食綠豆泥糊

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‎素食…

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‎嗨，強尼

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‎艾莉

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‎-先解決了尷尬擁抱
‎-對啊

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‎感覺真奇怪

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‎妳的氣色真好

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‎謝謝，你也是

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‎我們上次見面是什麼時候？

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‎好像是高四

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‎高四啊

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‎一定是從那次…

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‎-得分，冠軍出爐！
‎-太棒了，丹尼爾，你最棒

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‎對，從那次之後

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‎兩位好

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‎準備要點餐了嗎？

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‎你先點

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‎好，我要…

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‎我要素食綠豆泥糊

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‎佐辣味紅蘿蔔、薑黃花椰菜

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‎還有椰子優格

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‎小姐，妳呢？

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‎我不知道綠豆泥糊是什麼

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‎所以…

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‎起司堡好吃嗎？

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‎我個人的最愛

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‎很好，來一份配薯條

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‎等等，這樣好了

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‎來兩份

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‎沒問題

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‎你終於恢復本性了

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‎我很抱歉，爸

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‎我應該先告訴你我邀請米格過來

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‎新規則：妳要是帶男生來道館

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‎門要打開

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‎拜託，爸，現在已經不是1984年了

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‎聽著…妳在長大

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‎妳已經是小女人了，我懂

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‎我只是覺得過去這一年

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‎妳歷經了凱勒、米格、羅比

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‎現在又回到米格

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‎妳似乎招致了太多不必要的爭端

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‎要是羅比發現米格回來了會怎樣？

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‎糟糕

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‎小莎，妳沒搞錯吧？

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‎昨晚我和米格在這時，他來過了

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‎他看到你們兩個…

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‎沒有，拜託喔，爸

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‎怎樣？我就看到了

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‎我知道事情千頭萬緒

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‎但可以請你記住我還是你女兒嗎？

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‎還有你可以信任我

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‎我不信任的不是妳，小莎

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‎米格已經變了

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‎他是好人

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‎不是眼鏡蛇頭號惡霸

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‎甚至已經不是眼鏡蛇道館的徒弟

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‎妳說得或許也對

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‎我們只有一次機會

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‎快進快出，完事走人

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‎-知道自己的任務嗎？
‎-當然

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‎-我們上吧
‎-很好

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‎有人還真是姍姍來遲

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‎-妳邀請他來？
‎-沒錯

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‎有意見嗎？

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‎這給你，凱恩

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‎不用了

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‎你不敢喝啤酒嗎？

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‎我只是不需要喝酒裝酷而已

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‎真好笑

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‎好了啦

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‎我們出發吧

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‎別擔心

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‎這不會害你違反假釋

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‎你關的是感化院，又不是重罪監獄

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‎妳還搬出同儕壓力這一套？

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‎這算是我的嗜好

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‎（凡圖拉動物園）

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‎動物園？

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‎為什麼要偷偷潛入？

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‎等等就知道了

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‎走吧，這邊

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‎天啊，對喔

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‎我們卡在摩天輪…

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‎長達好幾小時，沒想到妳還記得

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‎那天風好大

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‎我真的以為我要死了

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‎拜託，妳知道我絕不會讓妳出事

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‎是喔

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‎你當時笑那麼誇張，我根本看不出來

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‎真不敢相信我們第一次約會那麼不順

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00:13:08,475 --> 00:13:10,602
‎第二次約會就好多了

223
00:13:11,978 --> 00:13:12,813
‎是啊

224
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:14,064
‎沒錯

225
00:13:16,733 --> 00:13:18,193
‎那段時光真美好

226
00:13:18,276 --> 00:13:20,570
‎你現在似乎也是風生水起

227
00:13:20,654 --> 00:13:25,033
‎我在臉書上看到你和徒弟的照片

228
00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:29,996
‎真不敢相信你竟然會當師父

229
00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,374
‎我高中畢業後就一帆風順

230
00:13:32,457 --> 00:13:33,959
‎真為你感到高興

231
00:13:37,212 --> 00:13:38,255
‎其實是唬人的

232
00:13:39,381 --> 00:13:42,217
‎其實我20多歲時，大多都在狂歡作樂

233
00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:43,677
‎其實是每天都是

234
00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:45,595
‎然後30多歲也是

235
00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:47,055
‎嗯

236
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:51,768
‎然後和我交往的女生突然懷孕了

237
00:13:52,435 --> 00:13:54,396
‎我完全不知道怎麼當父親

238
00:13:55,605 --> 00:13:56,565
‎沒有任何準備

239
00:13:57,941 --> 00:14:00,902
‎最後理所當然搞砸了一切

240
00:14:04,406 --> 00:14:07,242
‎每一段重要的感情都被我毀了

241
00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:08,618
‎妳是第一個

242
00:14:12,038 --> 00:14:13,665
‎雖然可能不算什麼安慰

243
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:16,334
‎但我也搞砸了很多事

244
00:14:16,418 --> 00:14:17,919
‎拜託，妳是人生勝利組

245
00:14:18,628 --> 00:14:20,881
‎了不起的職業、美滿的家庭

246
00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:23,341
‎一切都完美達成

247
00:14:23,425 --> 00:14:24,926
‎是啊，正是如此

248
00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:27,095
‎好醫生艾莉

249
00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:29,180
‎好媽媽艾莉

250
00:14:29,264 --> 00:14:30,557
‎好妻子艾莉

251
00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:33,268
‎要說前妻才對

252
00:14:39,232 --> 00:14:40,567
‎葛雷和我離婚了

253
00:14:41,234 --> 00:14:42,736
‎我不知道該說什麼

254
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:44,195
‎很遺憾

255
00:14:45,196 --> 00:14:46,239
‎好消息是

256
00:14:47,073 --> 00:14:48,450
‎不是任何人的錯

257
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:51,578
‎-葛雷其實是個大好人
‎-他是大蠢人

258
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,459
‎真開心都過了這麼多年

259
00:14:57,542 --> 00:14:59,127
‎你還是能逗我笑

260
00:15:00,629 --> 00:15:01,463
‎聽我說，艾莉

261
00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:04,549
‎我想道歉

262
00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,719
‎-強尼勞倫斯要道歉？
‎-嗯

263
00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:09,596
‎以前是我搞砸了

264
00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,265
‎我把妳視為理所當然

265
00:15:13,183 --> 00:15:14,351
‎這對妳很不公平

266
00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:17,312
‎我毀了我們的感情和友情

267
00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:20,106
‎最糟的是，還毀了妳的錄音機

268
00:15:21,816 --> 00:15:23,777
‎你確實搞壞了我的錄音機

269
00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,403
‎你騎機車壓了過去

270
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:27,656
‎不是我，是道奇壓的，我只有用力摔

271
00:15:30,617 --> 00:15:32,494
‎有一部分是我的錯

272
00:15:32,994 --> 00:15:35,497
‎我記不得當初為什麼那麼氣彼此了

273
00:15:36,164 --> 00:15:38,959
‎但我記得打了你的臉一拳，非常好玩

274
00:15:39,042 --> 00:15:40,251
‎那是我自找的

275
00:15:40,335 --> 00:15:41,169
‎沒錯

276
00:15:41,252 --> 00:15:42,420
‎妳的右鉤拳很猛

277
00:15:44,631 --> 00:15:45,507
‎不過說真的…

278
00:15:48,635 --> 00:15:49,636
‎我很抱歉

279
00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:53,640
‎我有個主意

280
00:15:55,642 --> 00:15:57,143
‎想做點好玩的事嗎？

281
00:15:58,228 --> 00:15:59,187
‎妳有什麼建議？

282
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:01,940
‎它很美吧？

283
00:16:06,611 --> 00:16:08,571
‎我住的地方不常看到這種車

284
00:16:09,531 --> 00:16:10,740
‎我當初也是這麼想

285
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:13,451
‎宮城先生把這台車給我時

286
00:16:13,535 --> 00:16:15,453
‎我成了全里西達羨慕的對象

287
00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,082
‎我不知道你住過里西達

288
00:16:19,666 --> 00:16:22,836
‎我媽和我剛搬來時身無分文

289
00:16:23,420 --> 00:16:24,838
‎跟現在大不相同

290
00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:27,298
‎我當時很嫉妒強尼這種有錢大少爺

291
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,677
‎師父以前是有錢少爺？

292
00:16:31,511 --> 00:16:32,929
‎對，他住在豪宅區

293
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,348
‎你不知道嗎？

294
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:38,059
‎他一定有說過我們高中的時光吧？

295
00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:39,269
‎有

296
00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:43,356
‎師父說過你是怎麼犯規踢贏他的

297
00:16:44,315 --> 00:16:46,818
‎規則說攻擊腰部以上都可以

298
00:16:46,901 --> 00:16:49,612
‎而且你去年比賽也出了同一招吧？

299
00:16:51,364 --> 00:16:52,574
‎強尼還告訴你什麼？

300
00:16:55,869 --> 00:16:57,787
‎歡迎光臨凡圖拉動物園

301
00:16:57,871 --> 00:17:00,081
‎和我們一起進行幕後導覽

302
00:17:00,165 --> 00:17:03,460
‎快樂學習我們是如何照顧…

303
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:04,544
‎好

304
00:17:04,627 --> 00:17:05,962
‎那邊有監視器

305
00:17:06,046 --> 00:17:07,672
‎警衛每小時休息一次

306
00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:09,382
‎-我們只有不到五分鐘
‎-好

307
00:17:12,177 --> 00:17:13,261
‎有五分鐘做什麼？

308
00:17:13,970 --> 00:17:15,597
‎我們要送師父一個禮物

309
00:17:31,488 --> 00:17:32,947
‎（爬蟲區，僅限員工進入）

310
00:17:38,078 --> 00:17:39,204
‎捕蛇夾帶了沒？

311
00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:41,748
‎慘了

312
00:17:41,831 --> 00:17:43,124
‎對喔，還有捕蛇夾

313
00:17:43,208 --> 00:17:44,584
‎整個計畫我都策劃好了

314
00:17:44,667 --> 00:17:46,503
‎你卻連負責的一個小東西都沒帶？

315
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:47,462
‎我忘了，行嗎？

316
00:17:47,545 --> 00:17:49,047
‎我有很多事情要煩惱

317
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,673
‎我這學期的三角學要是被當

318
00:17:50,757 --> 00:17:51,841
‎我爸會大發雷霆

319
00:17:52,509 --> 00:17:54,052
‎伸手把蛇抓出來就是了

320
00:17:54,886 --> 00:17:56,971
‎妳瘋了嗎？我才不要把手伸進去

321
00:17:58,014 --> 00:17:59,349
‎-誰在裡面？
‎-媽的

322
00:17:59,432 --> 00:18:01,017
‎警衛來了，快走，該閃了

323
00:18:08,441 --> 00:18:09,567
‎你搞什麼飛機，蠢貨？

324
00:18:09,651 --> 00:18:10,860
‎至少我帶了啤酒

325
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:12,278
‎我們的任務就因為你失敗了

326
00:18:13,363 --> 00:18:14,572
‎誰說我們失敗了？

327
00:18:17,367 --> 00:18:18,743
‎-不可能吧
‎-讚

328
00:18:18,827 --> 00:18:19,828
‎你偷到手了？

329
00:18:20,411 --> 00:18:21,538
‎-太扯了
‎-給我們看看

330
00:18:21,621 --> 00:18:22,580
‎真的假的？

331
00:18:24,999 --> 00:18:25,917
‎太屌了

332
00:18:26,417 --> 00:18:28,253
‎你太屌了，兄弟

333
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:31,965
‎他是天生的眼鏡蛇

334
00:18:32,048 --> 00:18:33,675
‎幹得好，兄弟

335
00:18:34,175 --> 00:18:36,636
‎我們偷到了，哇靠

336
00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:40,431
‎他說我偷襲他？

337
00:18:40,515 --> 00:18:42,851
‎他有提到是他先把我打倒的嗎？

338
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,310
‎你要搶他女朋友耶

339
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:46,855
‎他們已經好幾週沒說話了

340
00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:51,568
‎我去那個沙灘時
‎根本不知道有強尼這個人

341
00:18:51,651 --> 00:18:54,654
‎只知道他毀掉她的錄音機，她很生氣

342
00:18:55,613 --> 00:18:57,157
‎我是在展現騎士風度

343
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,491
‎那萬聖節怎麼說？

344
00:18:58,992 --> 00:19:00,118
‎竟然用水管噴他？

345
00:19:00,201 --> 00:19:01,369
‎什麼？水管…

346
00:19:01,452 --> 00:19:04,414
‎這些人每天照三餐修理我

347
00:19:04,497 --> 00:19:06,541
‎相信我，噴水只是小兒科而已

348
00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:09,878
‎更何況水管又那麼湊巧在那邊

349
00:19:10,837 --> 00:19:11,713
‎整個蓄勢待發

350
00:19:11,796 --> 00:19:14,549
‎相信我，換作是你，也會做一樣的事

351
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:17,552
‎強尼絕對是反應過度了

352
00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:19,762
‎我覺得師父會生氣

353
00:19:19,846 --> 00:19:21,264
‎是因為艾莉是他的初戀

354
00:19:24,058 --> 00:19:24,893
‎嗯

355
00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:26,519
‎她也是我的初戀

356
00:19:32,192 --> 00:19:33,693
‎她非常特別

357
00:19:36,571 --> 00:19:37,739
‎我以為她是真命天女

358
00:19:41,743 --> 00:19:43,536
‎強尼大概跟我有相同感覺

359
00:19:45,121 --> 00:19:46,497
‎因此才激起這段孽緣

360
00:19:47,874 --> 00:19:49,500
‎沒想到已經這個時間了

361
00:19:49,584 --> 00:19:50,877
‎我得走了

362
00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:58,509
‎米格，跟你聊天還挺開心的

363
00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:01,930
‎兩個全谷盃冠軍間的對話

364
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:07,185
‎謝謝，拉盧索先生

365
00:20:08,519 --> 00:20:09,562
‎小莎

366
00:20:10,772 --> 00:20:12,065
‎我得去找妳媽

367
00:20:12,148 --> 00:20:14,442
‎幫我個忙，把布蓋回車子上

368
00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:17,028
‎還有…

369
00:20:17,111 --> 00:20:19,530
‎盡量減少兩人對練，明白嗎？

370
00:20:19,614 --> 00:20:20,657
‎是，先生

371
00:20:21,324 --> 00:20:22,825
‎明白就好

372
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,919
‎-他跟我握手，這應該算好事吧？
‎-是

373
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:36,214
‎如果能讓你師父和他
‎像你們剛才那樣促膝長談

374
00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:37,423
‎就能解決很多問題

375
00:20:38,508 --> 00:20:39,759
‎應該不會有那一天

376
00:20:44,389 --> 00:20:45,265
‎怎麼了？

377
00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:47,100
‎我有個主意

378
00:20:56,901 --> 00:20:58,945
‎（高爾夫樂園）

379
00:21:10,623 --> 00:21:13,126
‎-空心球！
‎-空什麼心？又沒網子

380
00:21:47,285 --> 00:21:48,411
‎你怕了嗎？

381
00:21:48,494 --> 00:21:49,370
‎我真的很怕

382
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,832
‎-我們來自拍
‎-好，就來自拍

383
00:21:52,915 --> 00:21:54,125
‎-好
‎-拍吧

384
00:21:54,792 --> 00:21:55,835
‎-準備好了嗎？
‎-好了

385
00:21:58,838 --> 00:21:59,922
‎靠近點

386
00:22:01,007 --> 00:22:02,884
‎天啊，我看起來好拙

387
00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:04,719
‎這張不錯

388
00:22:05,303 --> 00:22:06,554
‎-終於有了
‎-好吧

389
00:22:07,096 --> 00:22:08,181
‎還不錯

390
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:14,604
‎這地方讓我覺得重回17歲

391
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:18,441
‎讓我忘了我們各自有17歲的孩子

392
00:22:19,192 --> 00:22:20,026
‎是啊

393
00:22:22,987 --> 00:22:24,364
‎我想多聽一點羅比的事

394
00:22:25,948 --> 00:22:26,949
‎不好說

395
00:22:29,243 --> 00:22:31,412
‎快點告訴我

396
00:22:31,496 --> 00:22:32,830
‎-妳想聽？
‎-對，我想

397
00:22:33,539 --> 00:22:36,125
‎他很複雜

398
00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:37,627
‎聰明過人

399
00:22:38,461 --> 00:22:39,712
‎有點太聰明了

400
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,341
‎他是少女殺手

401
00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:46,052
‎跟他爸一樣？

402
00:22:47,970 --> 00:22:50,014
‎-妳生了兩個，對吧？
‎-沒錯

403
00:22:50,098 --> 00:22:50,932
‎說來聽聽

404
00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:52,934
‎盧卡斯是老大

405
00:22:53,017 --> 00:22:55,770
‎他是很有天分的足球員

406
00:22:55,853 --> 00:22:57,271
‎也很擅長寫作

407
00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,440
‎還是個冷面笑匠

408
00:22:59,941 --> 00:23:03,444
‎艾娃本來已經走上芭蕾舞者這條路

409
00:23:03,528 --> 00:23:05,947
‎但突然之間不跳了

410
00:23:06,030 --> 00:23:09,409
‎然後就拾起鼓棒，加入龐克樂團

411
00:23:10,993 --> 00:23:11,869
‎所以

412
00:23:12,495 --> 00:23:14,330
‎她大概就是我家的叛逆孩子吧

413
00:23:15,373 --> 00:23:16,874
‎對啊，跟她媽媽一樣

414
00:23:19,419 --> 00:23:20,795
‎跟她媽媽現在比較像

415
00:23:20,878 --> 00:23:22,672
‎跟她媽媽以前也一樣

416
00:23:24,006 --> 00:23:25,007
‎大概吧

417
00:23:27,385 --> 00:23:28,469
‎我好想念他們

418
00:23:30,012 --> 00:23:30,930
‎他們沒回來嗎？

419
00:23:32,765 --> 00:23:34,642
‎沒有，他們這週在葛雷那

420
00:23:35,476 --> 00:23:37,228
‎這其實是我第一次自己過聖誕節

421
00:23:38,729 --> 00:23:40,231
‎我爸媽快煩死我了

422
00:23:40,982 --> 00:23:45,069
‎若說我爸媽不贊許我的狀況
‎你會感到驚訝嗎？

423
00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:47,113
‎完全不會

424
00:23:47,613 --> 00:23:50,324
‎我離婚，他們可能比我還難過

425
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,914
‎往好處想，至少妳不用姓舒瓦伯了

426
00:23:58,082 --> 00:23:59,208
‎這句話中肯

427
00:24:00,126 --> 00:24:01,169
‎中肯

428
00:24:03,087 --> 00:24:05,882
‎我都忘記這裡能有多冷了

429
00:24:22,106 --> 00:24:24,275
‎-我得接電話，可能是孩子打的
‎-好，接吧

430
00:24:27,195 --> 00:24:29,614
‎-媽的，我完全忘了
‎-怎麼了？

431
00:24:29,697 --> 00:24:30,907
‎怎麼回事？

432
00:24:31,491 --> 00:24:33,993
‎我答應我媽會去參加一個蠢派對

433
00:24:36,537 --> 00:24:37,997
‎我真的得走了

434
00:24:38,498 --> 00:24:40,249
‎我寧可和你留在這裡

435
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,168
‎沒關係，不用在意，我懂

436
00:24:46,214 --> 00:24:47,131
‎你想來嗎？

437
00:24:48,549 --> 00:24:50,092
‎拯救我免於無聊至死

438
00:24:50,927 --> 00:24:51,886
‎妳確定嗎？

439
00:24:52,470 --> 00:24:53,721
‎百分之百確定

440
00:24:55,223 --> 00:24:56,224
‎你有西裝嗎？

441
00:25:06,901 --> 00:25:07,902
‎做得很好

442
00:25:09,445 --> 00:25:10,571
‎我很佩服

443
00:25:11,989 --> 00:25:13,407
‎你展現了無畏心

444
00:25:14,116 --> 00:25:14,951
‎領導力

445
00:25:16,035 --> 00:25:18,704
‎這些是你成為冠軍所需要的特質

446
00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:22,833
‎表現得很好

447
00:25:23,417 --> 00:25:25,628
‎你是眼鏡蛇道館所期盼的人才

448
00:25:26,837 --> 00:25:29,799
‎看到你們同心協力的能耐了嗎？

449
00:25:29,882 --> 00:25:31,634
‎盟友很重要

450
00:25:32,218 --> 00:25:33,594
‎對我們和敵人來說都是

451
00:25:33,678 --> 00:25:36,180
‎你們最好相信他們也在結交盟友

452
00:25:39,141 --> 00:25:40,476
‎什麼盟友？

453
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,394
‎妳沒聽說嗎？

454
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,647
‎迪亞茲和拉盧索家的女兒

455
00:25:45,231 --> 00:25:46,357
‎他們聯手了

456
00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:48,818
‎他們幫忙拯救了全谷盃

457
00:25:49,402 --> 00:25:50,611
‎那番演講還挺動人的

458
00:25:51,988 --> 00:25:53,030
‎他們合作無間

459
00:25:55,116 --> 00:25:56,576
‎時間不早了

460
00:25:57,326 --> 00:25:58,244
‎解散

461
00:26:17,722 --> 00:26:21,100
‎這場聖誕派對還真是無聊透頂

462
00:26:21,684 --> 00:26:22,893
‎對啊，小莎

463
00:26:22,977 --> 00:26:24,520
‎妳爸媽不是出門了嗎？

464
00:26:25,021 --> 00:26:27,023
‎-我們怎麼不狂歡一場？
‎-對啊

465
00:26:27,815 --> 00:26:30,693
‎酒桶就要送過來了，再幾分鐘就到

466
00:26:30,776 --> 00:26:33,029
‎可以至少播個聖誕特輯來看嗎？

467
00:26:33,112 --> 00:26:37,366
‎就算播詭異的
‎《紅鼻子馴鹿魯道夫》也好

468
00:26:38,492 --> 00:26:40,036
‎我已經無聊到看那個都願意了

469
00:26:41,871 --> 00:26:42,705
‎來了

470
00:26:47,627 --> 00:26:48,794
‎什麼？

471
00:26:48,878 --> 00:26:49,712
‎拜託

472
00:26:49,795 --> 00:26:50,838
‎-是怎樣？
‎-搞什麼？

473
00:26:51,464 --> 00:26:52,298
‎別鬧了

474
00:26:52,381 --> 00:26:53,633
‎這是在開什麼玩笑？

475
00:26:53,716 --> 00:26:54,634
‎你怎麼會在這裡？

476
00:26:55,134 --> 00:26:56,469
‎這才不是酒桶派對

477
00:26:57,303 --> 00:26:58,471
‎我這頂帽子白買了？

478
00:26:59,347 --> 00:27:03,100
‎等等，妳設計我們見面？為什麼？

479
00:27:03,684 --> 00:27:05,686
‎我知道我們相處得不是很融洽

480
00:27:06,270 --> 00:27:08,230
‎但現在眼鏡蛇道館的威脅更大

481
00:27:09,315 --> 00:27:10,900
‎對大家都一樣

482
00:27:11,567 --> 00:27:13,903
‎我們聯手的勝算比較大

483
00:27:14,403 --> 00:27:15,946
‎兩間道館團結力量大

484
00:27:16,530 --> 00:27:17,990
‎-太荒謬了
‎-就是說啊

485
00:27:18,074 --> 00:27:20,117
‎我知道我們對彼此做過糟糕的事

486
00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:21,369
‎像是折斷迪米崔的手

487
00:27:21,452 --> 00:27:22,745
‎那場架是你們先出手的

488
00:27:22,828 --> 00:27:23,829
‎你先害我差點被開除

489
00:27:23,913 --> 00:27:26,207
‎我好痛恨你那張蠢臉

490
00:27:26,290 --> 00:27:28,250
‎就算你死了，我也不會出席你的葬禮

491
00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:29,543
‎這根本行不通

492
00:27:29,627 --> 00:27:30,836
‎一定要成功

493
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,424
‎我們有最後一次彌補過錯的機會

494
00:27:40,554 --> 00:27:41,931
‎單打獨鬥便會孤掌難鳴

495
00:27:42,014 --> 00:27:44,308
‎但只要同心協力就還有機會

496
00:27:47,853 --> 00:27:49,355
‎如果我們無法放下過去

497
00:27:49,438 --> 00:27:50,981
‎惡鬥就永遠不會結束

498
00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:57,613
‎我們必須正面對抗敵人

499
00:27:58,197 --> 00:27:59,782
‎你看右邊

500
00:27:59,865 --> 00:28:01,575
‎算了吧，都過去了

501
00:28:02,368 --> 00:28:03,285
‎強尼

502
00:28:06,455 --> 00:28:08,332
‎一定要終止這場敵對關係

503
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:11,335
‎無論要用哪種辦法都得辦到

504
00:28:57,465 --> 00:28:58,382
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