1 00:00:07,039 --> 00:00:10,279 (CELL PHONE ALARM BEEPING) 2 00:00:41,007 --> 00:00:42,207 JOHNNY: Ready? 3 00:00:42,808 --> 00:00:44,548 Yes, sensei. 4 00:00:50,249 --> 00:00:52,189 JOHNNY: What does a Cobra do? 5 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,518 What does a Cobra do? 6 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:56,624 There's no tapping in karate. 7 00:01:08,067 --> 00:01:10,137 Watch your arms. Get your arms up. 8 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,110 My arms were up. 9 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,078 (GRUNTS) 10 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,693 What does a Cobra do? 11 00:01:38,331 --> 00:01:39,361 Slither! 12 00:01:39,398 --> 00:01:40,468 Not bad. 13 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:57,113 (BOTH GRUNTING) 14 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:05,828 What? What the hell? That wasn't fair! 15 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:08,058 You want a fair fight? Dream on. 16 00:02:08,094 --> 00:02:09,194 You can't always think your enemies 17 00:02:09,228 --> 00:02:10,398 are gonna play by the rules. 18 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,600 - Yeah, but my ear! - What if that baseball 19 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,332 was your enemy's friend coming at you from behind? 20 00:02:14,366 --> 00:02:16,806 You have to be prepared for everything. 21 00:02:18,604 --> 00:02:21,044 Let me look. 22 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,914 No, it's fine, it's fine. Don't... just don't be a baby. 23 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:26,643 (BELL DINGS) 24 00:02:26,679 --> 00:02:28,719 - Hello. - Ah, shit. 25 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:31,488 FAUNA: It's 5:00. Twilight is upon us. 26 00:02:31,517 --> 00:02:34,357 - Oh, right, okay. - What's going on? 27 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,857 Uh, I had to sublet the, uh, dojo for a few hours. 28 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:38,329 Just till we get more students. 29 00:02:38,357 --> 00:02:40,297 FAUNA: We need to change the energy in here. 30 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:48,138 FAUNA: Center your energy... 31 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:58,742 And stretch. 32 00:03:04,283 --> 00:03:06,483 (CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) 33 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,223 DANIEL: Nice, right? 34 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:09,584 They ship the 3 pounders in 35 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:10,692 from Ogunquit. 36 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:11,693 ARMAND: Oh! 37 00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,194 I like the melted butter. 38 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,956 (CHUCKLES) 39 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:16,324 So, listen. 40 00:03:16,361 --> 00:03:19,001 I have to thank you, LaRusso, for inviting us. 41 00:03:19,031 --> 00:03:21,231 My wife and kid, they love Lobster Night. 42 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,967 But this country club? 43 00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:24,602 They revoke my membership, son of a guns! 44 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,037 I know, and frankly, I don't like 45 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,472 how they handled that, Armand, I mean, 46 00:03:27,506 --> 00:03:28,846 it's a stupid rule, if you ask me. 47 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:29,875 That's what I said. 48 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:32,309 This is the entire reason we wear flip-flops 49 00:03:32,345 --> 00:03:33,815 in the shower, am I right? 50 00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:35,686 Mm-hmm! (LAUGHS) 51 00:03:35,714 --> 00:03:38,354 Look, Armand, most of these people here, 52 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,524 their money comes from mommy and daddy. 53 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,353 You and me, we earned this. 54 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:45,258 So when it comes to business in the Valley, 55 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,261 it's in our interest to look out for each other. 56 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:50,333 Oh... so it's not only the lobster 57 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:51,963 that's being buttered up, huh? 58 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:57,270 Tell me, what can Armand do for you? 59 00:03:59,371 --> 00:04:01,741 By the way, thanks for coming. 60 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,474 Thought you were gonna be out with your friends tonight. 61 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,410 Yeah, um, I don't know. 62 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:09,386 Yas and Moon haven't been returning my texts. 63 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,085 We were supposed to go to a concert together. 64 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:14,187 - Mm-hmm. - And then I saw this. 65 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,620 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 66 00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:17,924 - Suck it, bitches! - (LAUGHS) 67 00:04:17,956 --> 00:04:22,226 Yeah, maybe it's better that you're not there with them. 68 00:04:22,261 --> 00:04:23,431 Anyway, we're always happy to have... 69 00:04:23,462 --> 00:04:26,932 Anthony! Stop drinking the butter! 70 00:04:26,965 --> 00:04:29,535 I'm gonna... get your brother. 71 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,808 My dad owns buildings. 72 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,239 My dad owns cars. 73 00:04:35,274 --> 00:04:37,544 My dad makes more money than your dad. 74 00:04:37,576 --> 00:04:41,446 My dad knows karate and could kill your dad. 75 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,980 DANIEL: So let's talk real estate. 76 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,547 I might be looking at a new location, 77 00:04:45,584 --> 00:04:48,354 and if some land were to become available... 78 00:04:48,387 --> 00:04:49,617 ARMAND: You want me to tell you 79 00:04:49,655 --> 00:04:52,255 before I tell Mr. Tom Cole, huh? 80 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:54,461 I heard you guys had argument. 81 00:04:54,493 --> 00:04:57,393 You kicked a hot cup of coffee from his hand. 82 00:04:57,429 --> 00:04:59,569 It was a boba. It's like a tea. 83 00:04:59,598 --> 00:05:02,438 It's got these chunks of tapioca, it... 84 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:03,868 - Mm. - It doesn't matter, really. 85 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:06,373 So, you want me to scratch your balls. 86 00:05:06,405 --> 00:05:08,975 How you going to scratch my balls? 87 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:11,778 That's not the expression, but let's just say 88 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,781 I might be able to get you reinstated here at the club. 89 00:05:14,813 --> 00:05:17,313 All I want is first crack at any properties 90 00:05:17,349 --> 00:05:19,849 you're looking to sell in Reseda. 91 00:05:19,885 --> 00:05:24,455 Reseda? I only have one strip mall in Reseda. 92 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,060 On Victory Boulevard. 93 00:05:26,092 --> 00:05:29,092 Victory... oh, that's right, the one with the, uh, 94 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:30,568 the karate dojo in it, right? 95 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,166 Uh, yeah, uh, Snake Karate or something. 96 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:35,969 I don't know. 97 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:37,341 Ever thought of selling? 98 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:46,545 - Hey, Mom. - Hey. 99 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:49,319 I went to Von's and got those frozen pizzas that you like. 100 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,618 Want to make dinner and, uh, watch a movie? 101 00:05:51,650 --> 00:05:53,450 Oh, that's so sweet, honey. 102 00:05:53,485 --> 00:05:55,385 Um, I actually have to run a couple of errands, 103 00:05:55,421 --> 00:05:58,691 but, uh, how about we do that tomorrow night, okay? 104 00:05:58,724 --> 00:06:00,594 Yeah. Sure. 105 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:02,960 If you're not too hungover. 106 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:04,735 Hey. 107 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,764 Okay, you caught me, I am going out, 108 00:06:06,799 --> 00:06:09,069 but, you know what, it is DineLA week, so. 109 00:06:09,101 --> 00:06:10,941 Mm. 110 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:12,509 You meeting that guy from the other night? 111 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,078 Oh, God, that nerd? 112 00:06:14,106 --> 00:06:17,146 No, he was all bark and no stick. 113 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,376 Sorry, I know, that's, like, super gross, but, listen, 114 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:23,113 you don't realize how hard it is to meet a good man. 115 00:06:23,148 --> 00:06:25,248 I mean, just look at your father. 116 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:26,784 That's what we're working with here. 117 00:06:26,819 --> 00:06:30,759 Oh, did I mention that that deadbeat came by to see me? 118 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:33,831 No. What'd he say? 119 00:06:33,859 --> 00:06:37,059 Mm, just some BS about you moving in with him, 120 00:06:37,095 --> 00:06:38,695 as if he suddenly gives a shit. 121 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,471 I'm sure it's just a scam to get out of 122 00:06:40,499 --> 00:06:42,239 paying for child support. 123 00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:43,507 Well, I mean, how do you know that? 124 00:06:43,535 --> 00:06:45,605 Trust me. I know your father. 125 00:06:47,072 --> 00:06:50,342 Listen, I know that you're super bummed out about tonight, 126 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:51,706 but, um, you know, 127 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:53,684 l'm trying to meet that special someone. 128 00:06:53,712 --> 00:06:55,312 You're only getting older and bigger, 129 00:06:55,347 --> 00:06:57,347 and sooner or later, you're gonna leave me 130 00:06:57,382 --> 00:06:58,882 for a life filled with excitement. 131 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:02,057 You don't want to leave your mama alone, do you? 132 00:07:03,355 --> 00:07:05,855 - No. - Thanks, baby, I love you. 133 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:08,992 - SHANNON: Bye. - Love you too. 134 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:10,558 (DOOR CLICKS SHUT) 135 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:14,436 (BLOWS LANDING) 136 00:07:16,935 --> 00:07:18,535 What's the second rule of the Way of the Fist? 137 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:20,871 - Strike hard! - That's right. 138 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,544 There's only one reason to hit someone. 139 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:26,817 To inflict pain. 140 00:07:26,845 --> 00:07:29,045 Striking hard is about giving your all. 141 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:31,783 (DOOR OPENS) 142 00:07:31,817 --> 00:07:33,457 What the hell? 143 00:07:33,485 --> 00:07:35,555 No yoga till 5:00. 144 00:07:35,587 --> 00:07:37,657 No matter how bad you need it. 145 00:07:37,689 --> 00:07:39,659 I-I'm actually here for karate. 146 00:07:39,691 --> 00:07:41,191 AISHA: I saw your website. 147 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,727 It said that there was supposed to be a session today. 148 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:44,793 I appreciate you coming in, 149 00:07:44,830 --> 00:07:47,070 but there are no girls in Cobra Kai. 150 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:48,029 Why not? 151 00:07:48,066 --> 00:07:50,336 Same reason there aren't women in the Army. 152 00:07:50,369 --> 00:07:51,699 Doesn't make sense. 153 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:54,137 MIGUEL: Sensei, I need to show you something in the office. 154 00:07:58,477 --> 00:07:59,977 Don't give me this "sexist" bullshit. 155 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:01,752 All right, l'm just saying, women aren't meant to fight. 156 00:08:01,780 --> 00:08:03,020 They have tiny, hollow bones. 157 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,879 Aren't you desperate for new students? 158 00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:07,086 Yes. But this isn't a knitting class. 159 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,289 This is a dojo. 160 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:09,390 The kids at school call her names, 161 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:10,452 make fun of her. 162 00:08:10,489 --> 00:08:11,519 That's what happens when you eat 163 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,097 an entire box of Twinkies every day. 164 00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,793 Her dad is Isaiah Robinson. 165 00:08:16,795 --> 00:08:18,995 Hall of Fame lineman for the Chargers. 166 00:08:19,031 --> 00:08:20,561 Yeah, so you're saying it's genetic? 167 00:08:20,599 --> 00:08:21,869 Her love for Twinkies comes from her dad? 168 00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:23,900 No, l'm saying her family's loaded! 169 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:26,506 All right, and she's a paying customer. 170 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,979 But you don't need the money, right? 171 00:08:30,375 --> 00:08:32,445 (SIGHS) 172 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,818 Okay, take off your shoes. Hop on the mat. 173 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,153 Okay, after further review, l've decided 174 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:43,687 to allow female students. 175 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,093 But if you want to be in Cobra Kai, 176 00:08:45,124 --> 00:08:46,264 you can't act like a girl. 177 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,166 What do you mean? How do girls act? 178 00:08:49,194 --> 00:08:51,364 Oh, don't give me that... You know, all emotional, 179 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,067 loud, complain-y, 180 00:08:53,098 --> 00:08:54,798 never letting you finish a sentence. 181 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,974 Well, I know a few guys who act just... 182 00:08:57,002 --> 00:08:58,372 Quiet! 183 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:03,274 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 184 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:05,979 My student tells me you've been harassed at school. 185 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,317 Yeah. 186 00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,688 Mostly online. 187 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,687 I get mean texts and emails sent to me. 188 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,490 Makes me not want to go. 189 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,163 And who sends you these messages? 190 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,958 Well, they're mostly anonymous. 191 00:09:21,994 --> 00:09:24,994 These kids create fake accounts, 192 00:09:25,030 --> 00:09:27,670 and they tell me things like l'm ugly 193 00:09:27,699 --> 00:09:29,299 and that I should kill myself. 194 00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,110 Oh, my God. 195 00:09:34,706 --> 00:09:36,076 What a bunch of pussies. 196 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,077 Back in my day, if you wanted to tease someone, 197 00:09:40,112 --> 00:09:41,852 you did it to their face. 198 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:44,120 There was honor, respect. 199 00:09:44,149 --> 00:09:45,919 These geeks hiding behind their computers, 200 00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:48,091 what a bunch of spineless losers. 201 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:51,190 You're not afraid of these losers, are you? 202 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,093 No. 203 00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:54,194 Are you gonna take shit from these losers? 204 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:55,366 No. 205 00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:56,664 Good, because when l'm done with you, 206 00:09:56,695 --> 00:09:58,865 you're gonna be sending a message back, 207 00:09:58,897 --> 00:10:01,297 only it's not gonna be with your keyboard. 208 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,003 It's gonna be with your fists. 209 00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:06,968 DANIEL: Armand, come on. 210 00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,205 I'll give you 10% over market rate. 211 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,211 That's a great deal. 212 00:10:10,242 --> 00:10:11,582 ARMAND: Uh, yeah, it's a great deal. 213 00:10:11,610 --> 00:10:13,040 Maybe too great, huh? 214 00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:15,078 I don't know what you see in the Reseda. 215 00:10:15,113 --> 00:10:16,513 It's a shithole. 216 00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,988 Just call it nostalgia. I grew up there. 217 00:10:19,018 --> 00:10:20,758 ARMAND: Well, then, you know it's horrible. 218 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:23,556 Ugh, and so is this, uh, boba-moba tea. 219 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:26,229 I don't like it. The straw's screwy. 220 00:10:26,258 --> 00:10:27,558 I almost choked. 221 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:28,693 Look, if Reseda's so bad, 222 00:10:28,727 --> 00:10:29,927 why not sell me the strip mall? 223 00:10:29,961 --> 00:10:31,301 I want to invest in my old community. 224 00:10:31,329 --> 00:10:33,369 ARMAND: Eh, l'm smelling some kind of bullshit. 225 00:10:33,398 --> 00:10:35,668 You know? I think you have another reason you want it. 226 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,131 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 227 00:10:37,168 --> 00:10:38,708 And, frankly, I don't know why you care. 228 00:10:38,738 --> 00:10:40,708 The mall down the street gets more than twice the rent. 229 00:10:40,739 --> 00:10:42,639 You're not even charging market rate. 230 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:45,175 You calling me stupid, LaRusso? 231 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:47,850 DANIEL: l'm just letting you know the truth, Armand. 232 00:10:47,879 --> 00:10:50,249 I'm scratching your balls. 233 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:51,112 ARMAND: Thank you very much, 234 00:10:51,149 --> 00:10:52,919 but I can scratch my own balls. 235 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:56,422 I didn't get this far trusting a car salesman, huh? 236 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,355 - No deal. - Fine. 237 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,891 Then, enjoy pissing in your own shower, Armand. 238 00:11:00,926 --> 00:11:02,426 ARMAND: Everybody does it! 239 00:11:02,461 --> 00:11:04,101 (PHONE LINE CLICKS) 240 00:11:20,245 --> 00:11:22,515 My mom gave me this weed for my birthday, 241 00:11:22,547 --> 00:11:26,357 and she says it's, like, lower in calories or something. 242 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:27,755 Felt that one. 243 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:30,694 YASMINE: Oh, ew. 244 00:11:30,723 --> 00:11:32,163 A homeless person. Don't look. 245 00:11:34,592 --> 00:11:36,332 I feel bad not looking at her. 246 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,098 Oh, my God. We just made eye contact. 247 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,073 YASMINE: Great, now she's coming over. 248 00:11:43,101 --> 00:11:44,801 - You see what you've done? - What do we do? 249 00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:47,036 Just take out your phone and act like you're texting. 250 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,213 (KNOCKING) 251 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,441 LYNN: Hey, open up and give me money! 252 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:52,477 Oh, my... 253 00:11:55,847 --> 00:11:57,487 I ain't gonna hurt ya. 254 00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:59,255 (WHISPERING) Lock the doors. 255 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:01,254 That'll look bad doing that right in front of her. 256 00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:02,986 YASMINE: You want her hopping in the back seat, 257 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,652 smearing shit everywhere and slicing your throat, 258 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,230 be my guest. 259 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,363 (SCREAMING) 260 00:12:13,398 --> 00:12:14,768 What the hell, Sam? 261 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,100 We thought you were a poor person! 262 00:12:16,135 --> 00:12:19,105 Why have you guys been avoiding me? 263 00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,538 Why do you think? 264 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:22,112 Kyler told us what you said. 265 00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:24,274 Wait, what did he say? 266 00:12:24,309 --> 00:12:26,179 I didn't take notes, but pretty much 267 00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:28,751 that you think you're better than us. 268 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,780 You were no one before we let you in. 269 00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,816 You didn't even electrolocize. 270 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:35,121 I never said a word about either of you. 271 00:12:35,153 --> 00:12:36,593 That's not what went down. 272 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:39,491 Oh, Kyler told us what went down. 273 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,625 And who went down. 274 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,160 And in a movie theater? That's yucky. 275 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,840 Whatever Kyler told you was a lie. 276 00:12:49,868 --> 00:12:51,438 Sam, just say you're sorry, 277 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,000 and we can all be friends again. 278 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:56,778 Or don't and get the hell out of Moon's car. 279 00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,248 Enjoy puking out your burritos, Yas. 280 00:13:04,082 --> 00:13:05,622 YASMINE: Hey, don't leave the door open! 281 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:06,681 You're gonna get us killed! 282 00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:08,258 Wait, you've been purging 283 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,987 and not telling me? 284 00:13:10,021 --> 00:13:11,691 Okay, let's see what you got, Ms. Robinson. 285 00:13:11,723 --> 00:13:14,393 JOHNNY: Face me. Bow. 286 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,796 Face each other. Bow. 287 00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:19,399 Mr. Diaz, show her everything you've learned. 288 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,531 Uh, whoa, wait, I don't think this is right, Sensei. 289 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:23,768 You don't think what's right? 290 00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,542 She's a girl, l'm not gonna... 291 00:13:25,570 --> 00:13:29,270 JOHNNY: And? I thought you said women were equal to men. 292 00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:30,947 I did say that. I didn't mean it like that. 293 00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:32,006 I meant that she... 294 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,244 All right, show her women are equal. 295 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:34,948 - Give her everything you got. - AISHA: Wait. 296 00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,120 I just want to remind everyone this is my first day. 297 00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:38,788 Your enemies don't care what day it is. 298 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,317 JOHNNY: They prey on weakness. 299 00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:42,222 If you want to beat them, you gotta conquer your fears 300 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,554 and jump face first into the fire. 301 00:13:45,557 --> 00:13:47,757 JOHNNY: Now, are you ready, Ms. Robinson? 302 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:49,893 - I guess. - Mr. Diaz. 303 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:52,563 Fight! 304 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:58,942 Don't just stand there. Fight! 305 00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,540 (GONG CRASHES) 306 00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:04,444 l'm sorry. 307 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,176 (GRUNTS) 308 00:14:06,211 --> 00:14:07,751 Oh, my God, Aisha, are you okay? 309 00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:09,579 I'm so sorry. 310 00:14:09,614 --> 00:14:11,354 Come on. 311 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,253 - Ugh! - (GROANS) 312 00:14:13,985 --> 00:14:15,585 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 313 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,421 (MIGUEL GROANING) 314 00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,498 Girl's a natural Cobra. 315 00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:26,669 NESTOR: You can't do this! 316 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:28,198 All right. Students, wait here. 317 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,233 JOHNNY: Diaz, you're in charge. 318 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,404 (DOOR OPENS) 319 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:35,338 This is wrong, l've been a tenant here for ten years! 320 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,013 And ten years you don't pay more rent! 321 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,442 - Shut up... - (SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY) 322 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:42,018 Quiet! 323 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,317 I'm trying to run a karate dojo next door. 324 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,524 Look, this cabrón's trying to double our rent. 325 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:50,053 I just trying to make the market value, that's all. 326 00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,619 How am I supposed to pay double rent? 327 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,827 I don't know, you can't pay, I get other tenant! 328 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:54,929 Aw... 329 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,930 ARMAND: Come on, Roland, let's go. 330 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,762 You see? You have to be tough. 331 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:00,967 - You're a big man, Dad. - Thank you. 332 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,500 (BELL DINGS) 333 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,376 (FAINT METAL MUSIC ON HEADPHONES) 334 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:20,187 (SHANNON AND MAN GIGGLING) 335 00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:23,618 - (WHISPERS) Okay, shh, be quiet. - You be quiet. 336 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:25,156 (GASPS, WHISPERING) You be quiet! 337 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,990 (LOUDLY) You be quiet. 338 00:15:28,026 --> 00:15:30,766 Okay, boss man. I like how you take charge. 339 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:33,836 Hey, gotta be an alpha to work at TBS biz affairs, right? 340 00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:35,235 Yeah, you do. 341 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,607 Okay, be quiet, my son is sleeping. 342 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,136 - Okay. - Okay. 343 00:15:41,973 --> 00:15:44,613 (BOTH LAUGHING) 344 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,450 (METAL ROCK MUSIC) 345 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:54,989 LYLE: Yeah. 346 00:15:55,019 --> 00:15:56,289 This is all pretty much trash. 347 00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:57,721 You want to throw it away here 348 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,656 or take it home and toss it? 349 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,562 This is a classic swimsuit edition. 350 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,633 Elle MacPherson in her prime. 351 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:07,062 Yeah, if it were mint, l'd throw you 5 bucks, 352 00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:09,069 but this is, uh, 353 00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:12,470 let's just say, well-loved. 354 00:16:12,503 --> 00:16:14,343 (SIGHS) 355 00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:16,112 All right, what about the Nintendo? 356 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:17,911 It's an Atari. 357 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:20,943 Normally, l'd offer you 20 bucks and flip it 358 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,949 to some douchebag hipster who wanders in, 359 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,051 but my rent just went up, 360 00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:28,223 so l'll give you a ten-spot if it helps you out. 361 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:31,161 All right. 362 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,930 I didn't want to have to do this. 363 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:34,798 I know gold's been going up. 364 00:16:34,826 --> 00:16:36,596 And I don't want to sell 'em all. 365 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:39,868 Just tell me how many I need to part with to get 1,200 bucks. 366 00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,398 Okay. Let's see. How many you got? 367 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,233 Six. 12. 368 00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,238 18. 369 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:48,809 (PUNCHING BUTTONS) 370 00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,580 (MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY) 371 00:16:54,112 --> 00:16:55,512 Okay, yeah. 372 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:57,616 If you happen to have 60,000 more of these 373 00:16:57,649 --> 00:16:59,119 lying around somewhere, 374 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,651 I think we can work something out. 375 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:01,986 What? This is solid gold. 376 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,420 Gold-plated. 377 00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:07,196 Got a certificate of authenticity. 378 00:17:07,225 --> 00:17:08,195 Ooh. 379 00:17:08,226 --> 00:17:09,526 Mm, that's a nice one. 380 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:12,661 They even put an eagle on there and everything. 381 00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:13,797 All right, you know what? 382 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:20,807 You just lost an opportunity of a lifetime. 383 00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,789 (BELL DINGS) 384 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,770 (BELL DINGS) 385 00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:00,516 (CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES) 386 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:16,997 (BELL DINGS) 387 00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:18,498 DANIEL: Got any red spray paint? 388 00:18:18,529 --> 00:18:20,469 NESTOR: Uh, yeah. Keep it in the back. 389 00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:22,169 Otherwise, the kids will steal it. 390 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,570 DANIEL: I got a little art project. 391 00:18:23,601 --> 00:18:27,111 Big canvas, right on Ventura Boulevard. 392 00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:29,639 NESTOR: Yeah, uh... watch it for me, will ya? 393 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,444 DANIEL: Yeah, no problem. Thank you. 394 00:18:36,781 --> 00:18:38,681 What's going on? 395 00:18:38,717 --> 00:18:41,217 Oh, just checking out the neighborhood. 396 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,853 DANIEL: I was actually considering 397 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,888 opening up a dealership on this side of town, 398 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:47,263 but now I don't know, man. 399 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,632 The rent seems to be going crazy out of control. 400 00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,930 Frankly, I don't know how you afford it, 401 00:18:51,963 --> 00:18:54,533 small business like yours... More-more power to you. 402 00:18:54,565 --> 00:18:56,565 You know, on second thought, I don't need the paint. 403 00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:58,141 I'm sorry, l'll just take the gum here, 404 00:18:58,169 --> 00:19:02,079 and, uh, put that guy's beer on my tab. 405 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,777 Looks like he's had a rough day. 406 00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,745 (BELL DINGS) 407 00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:15,787 (CLASSICAL PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) 408 00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,960 - Ooh, the 2013? - Yeah. 409 00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:19,319 Somebody's in a good mood. 410 00:19:19,357 --> 00:19:22,327 Well, somebody got some payback. 411 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:23,861 Aww, Daniel, do you really think 412 00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:26,735 it's a good idea to start a war with Tom Cole? 413 00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:27,965 What? Oh, no, no, no. 414 00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:30,469 It turns out Tom Cole was not the one 415 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:32,042 who messed with the billboard. 416 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,870 It was Johnny Lawrence. 417 00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:37,445 After 30 years, I thought that guy mighta changed, 418 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:40,575 but he's still the same prick he was back in high school. 419 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:44,052 Guy thinks he can bring Cobra Kai back to the Valley? 420 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,952 - Not on my watch. - What did you do? 421 00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:50,385 I told Zarkarian I wanted to buy that Cobra Kai strip mall. 422 00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,492 W-why would you do that? 423 00:19:52,523 --> 00:19:54,893 What do you want with a crappy strip mall in Reseda? 424 00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:56,096 This is... no, no, no, no. 425 00:19:56,127 --> 00:19:57,327 No, no, no. You're gonna love this. 426 00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:58,461 I wasn't really gonna buy it. 427 00:19:58,496 --> 00:20:00,166 I just wanted to tweak Zarkarian 428 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,238 so he would jack up the rent, and it worked 429 00:20:02,267 --> 00:20:04,407 'cause now Cobra Kai is gonna have to shut down. 430 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,266 Can I have yours? This is delicious. 431 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:08,044 Wait, wait, wait, you're telling me 432 00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:11,512 that the whole Zarkarian dinner was just some convoluted plot 433 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,643 so you could raise the rent on your childhood karate rival? 434 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:16,749 I think you're oversimplifying things. 435 00:20:16,781 --> 00:20:18,321 Well, what about the other stores in the mall? 436 00:20:18,349 --> 00:20:20,389 I mean, did you even consider them? 437 00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:23,418 Look, I don't know about Johnny Lawrence or Cobra Kai. 438 00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,455 All I know is that my husband is acting 439 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,290 like a mental patient. 440 00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:30,365 I mean, embarrassing Sam at the Halloween dance, 441 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,095 kicking Tom Cole, and now this? 442 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,970 It's like ever since that dojo opened, 443 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,299 you've been off. 444 00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,533 The guy spray-painted a dick on my face. 445 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,710 So what? He's an asshole. 446 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,139 Don't let him turn you into one. 447 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:45,174 Look, I don't know what you need 448 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,850 to work this out... Therapy or acupuncture 449 00:20:47,879 --> 00:20:50,249 or some cross-country motorcycle trip... 450 00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:51,981 All I know is, I want the Danny LaRusso 451 00:20:52,017 --> 00:20:54,147 that I married to come back. 452 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,925 (SIGHS) 453 00:21:24,182 --> 00:21:26,382 Oh, don't even think about it. 454 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:28,317 Come on, I need a place to sit. 455 00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:31,653 Oh... you can go sit with Kyler. 456 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,630 I hear he doesn't mind that you suck. 457 00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,676 Think it's funny to spread lies about me? 458 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:49,975 What're you talking about? We saw a movie, and that's it. 459 00:21:51,342 --> 00:21:53,312 Well, maybe I saw a little bit more than you. 460 00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:55,744 (LAUGHTER) 461 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:58,680 Yeah, we heard you got pretty choked up. 462 00:21:58,716 --> 00:22:00,456 (LAUGHTER) 463 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,591 KYLER: Hey, guys. 464 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:10,565 You know that billboard with a big-ass dick on it? 465 00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,895 I guess Sam takes after her dad. 466 00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:15,430 (LAUGHTER) 467 00:22:18,369 --> 00:22:20,039 MIGUEL: Hey, Kyler! 468 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:26,011 Why don't you shut the hell up and stop being such an asshole? 469 00:22:26,044 --> 00:22:27,644 Want another beatdown, 'Rhea? 470 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:31,721 I'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time. 471 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,958 It's not lame-ass karate. 472 00:22:36,421 --> 00:22:38,191 It's Cobra Kai. 473 00:22:44,495 --> 00:22:47,365 (OOHING AND AAHING) 474 00:22:48,967 --> 00:22:50,297 Whoo! 475 00:22:54,405 --> 00:22:55,705 No mercy! 476 00:23:09,787 --> 00:23:12,427 (GRUNTING) 477 00:23:23,267 --> 00:23:26,867 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 478 00:23:36,381 --> 00:23:37,751 BLATT: Hey! Hey! 479 00:23:37,782 --> 00:23:40,122 Get down from there right now! 480 00:23:40,151 --> 00:23:42,751 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 481 00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:46,556 JOHNNY: All four of them? 482 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,231 - Yeah. - Even that big dumb one? 483 00:23:48,259 --> 00:23:50,999 Yeah, it all happened so fast. Everything just came together. 484 00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:53,869 I was blocking. I anticipated. I slithered. 485 00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:57,199 Your mom's gonna kill both of us. 486 00:23:57,235 --> 00:23:58,465 Well, she would if she knew. 487 00:23:58,502 --> 00:24:00,902 When my school called, my ya-ya answered. 488 00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,909 Never seen her so proud. She won't talk. 489 00:24:03,942 --> 00:24:06,682 All right, so let me get this straight. 490 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:11,483 You took all the lessons I taught you, 491 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:13,956 and you used them to straight-up 492 00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,925 beat the shit out of those punks? 493 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,125 Well, yeah. 494 00:24:19,924 --> 00:24:21,124 Follow me. 495 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:28,330 I wore this when I was training for my first tournament 496 00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:29,706 back in '81. 497 00:24:30,468 --> 00:24:32,808 I want you to have it. 498 00:24:34,372 --> 00:24:36,342 Are you sure? 499 00:24:36,374 --> 00:24:38,814 Hell, yeah. You earned it. 500 00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:48,456 JOHNNY: That's it. It's the best thing l've got. 501 00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:50,556 Thank you so much, Sensei. 502 00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:31,097 Hey, Mr. Miyagi. 503 00:25:32,263 --> 00:25:33,533 I know it's been a few months, 504 00:25:33,564 --> 00:25:35,834 but better late than never, right? 505 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,306 L've been thinking about you a lot lately. 506 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:44,471 I, um... 507 00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:49,377 You know, it's... it's funny. 508 00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:53,014 When I was a kid, you seemed to always have all the answers, 509 00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:54,850 and I guess I thought when I got older, 510 00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:57,185 l'd have it all figured out too. 511 00:25:58,623 --> 00:26:02,863 But now I just... feel like l'm clueless. 512 00:26:05,163 --> 00:26:06,793 Makes me wonder, was it different for you, 513 00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:09,271 or were you just better at hiding it? 514 00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,538 Maybe that was it, huh? 515 00:26:16,774 --> 00:26:20,244 I feel like lately l've let my anger take control. 516 00:26:20,277 --> 00:26:23,347 You know me, l've always been a bit of a hothead, so... 517 00:26:26,116 --> 00:26:28,256 (SIGHS) 518 00:26:30,921 --> 00:26:33,191 I really wish you could be here right now. 519 00:27:11,329 --> 00:27:13,429 MIYAGI: Daniel-san. 520 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,735 You remember lesson about balance? 521 00:27:17,768 --> 00:27:19,738 - Yeah. - Mm. 522 00:27:19,771 --> 00:27:22,311 Lesson not just 523 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:24,880 karate only. 524 00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:27,449 Lesson for whole life. 525 00:27:29,513 --> 00:27:30,753 Whole life. 526 00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:33,452 Have balance. 527 00:27:33,484 --> 00:27:36,554 Everything be better. 528 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:38,888 Understand? 529 00:27:38,923 --> 00:27:40,693 Yeah. 530 00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:44,894 I understand. 531 00:27:47,131 --> 00:27:50,401 Look, you'll get your damn rent. 532 00:27:50,434 --> 00:27:51,674 No, I don't have it now. 533 00:27:51,703 --> 00:27:52,773 As l'm saying, l'm working on it. 534 00:27:52,804 --> 00:27:54,044 I got a plan. 535 00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:00,810 Hey, l'm gonna call you back. 536 00:28:02,446 --> 00:28:06,186 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 537 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,296 (SHOUTING) 538 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,976 Looks like we're in business. 539 00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:30,698 Wow, this is an impressive high school transcript. 540 00:29:30,735 --> 00:29:32,805 Why do you want to sweep up around here? 541 00:29:32,836 --> 00:29:34,736 Shouldn't you be in college? 542 00:29:34,772 --> 00:29:37,212 Just taking some time off to figure things out. 543 00:29:37,241 --> 00:29:39,981 This is exactly where I want to be. 544 00:29:40,010 --> 00:29:42,810 Okay. Well, l'd love for you to meet my husband, 545 00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:44,347 but he's taking a personal day. 546 00:29:44,982 --> 00:29:46,252 Can you start Monday? 547 00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:47,983 Absolutely. 548 00:29:48,018 --> 00:29:49,988 Well, welcome to the LaRusso family. 549 00:31:27,885 --> 00:31:29,055 JOHNNY: Yah! 550 00:31:29,086 --> 00:31:30,626 Are you sure you're right-handed? 551 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:32,225 Yah! You can do better than that. 552 00:31:32,256 --> 00:31:33,656 You got weight, use it. Ready? 553 00:31:33,691 --> 00:31:35,731 Yah! Nice shirt. 554 00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:38,029 - Thanks. - I'm joking, it sucks. 555 00:31:38,061 --> 00:31:39,901 Try not to be so hard on them? 556 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:42,331 Oh, come on, Diaz, they're a bunch of losers. 557 00:31:42,366 --> 00:31:44,536 MIGUEL: Yeah, well, some of those losers are my friends. 558 00:31:44,569 --> 00:31:45,969 And they're your students. 559 00:31:46,003 --> 00:31:47,973 You wanted a full dojo, you got one. 560 00:31:48,005 --> 00:31:50,105 Not full like that. 561 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:51,441 How's the new kid working out? 562 00:31:51,475 --> 00:31:53,445 MAN: Oh, great. We got a bunch of stuff 563 00:31:53,477 --> 00:31:55,777 piled up for weeks... Inventory, sticker swaps. 564 00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:57,683 Kid knocked most of it out before lunch. 565 00:31:57,714 --> 00:31:59,154 DANIEL: Keep up the good work. 566 00:31:59,182 --> 00:32:00,952 ANTHONY: My dad hates his guts. 567 00:32:00,984 --> 00:32:02,554 When he finds out l'm working for him, 568 00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,287 he's gonna lose his shit.