1 00:00:08,356 --> 00:00:09,966 Previously onNo Activity... 2 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,530 Hey, Leon. What's up?Good evening. 3 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:14,006 I'm Senior Detective Leon Fordham, Internal Affairs. 4 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,357 It's me, Tolbeck. 5 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,536 We went deep-sea fishing together. 6 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:19,932 Think you have me confused with someone else. 7 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,936 You fucked up. And when our boss finds out, 8 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:24,329 we're gonna get liquidated. 9 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:26,682 [electrical crackling, electricity powers down] 10 00:00:26,722 --> 00:00:27,902 You killed BopBot. 11 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:29,730 I said it was an accident. 12 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,338 CHIEF: I should go by myself, 13 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,989 ask for a second chance. 14 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,993 Hey, Chief. You be safe, okay? 15 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,775 Good times. Good times. 16 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:46,048 TOLBECK: Hey, there's my guy. 17 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,129 Hey, buddy. How are you? 18 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:48,347 Good.Good. 19 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:49,956 Looks like we're doing a bonus shift. 20 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:51,486 Yeah.Who are you partnered with tonight? 21 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,009 Oh, God. Woods. He would not shut up 22 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,713 about his divorce and how it's the greatest... 23 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,320 "It's the greatest thing that ever happened to me." 24 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,060 Yeah.Yeah, he's very sad. 25 00:00:58,101 --> 00:00:59,321 I know. I was with Rios. 26 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:01,023 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like him, 27 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,931 but I think he was trying to get me to invest 28 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,275 in his sister's pest control business. 29 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:06,365 Forget-a-bug-it? Yeah, he tried that on me last week. 30 00:01:06,414 --> 00:01:08,204 Yeah, they have a humane way 31 00:01:08,242 --> 00:01:10,812 of killing the insects, but I don't know. 32 00:01:10,853 --> 00:01:11,943 Listen, with this thing, 33 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:13,904 let's just ten minutes in and out, okay? 34 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,163 Ten minutes at a retirement party? 35 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,075 I don't trust Leon. I don't want to spend 36 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,730 any more time with him than we have to. 37 00:01:18,774 --> 00:01:19,994 Honestly, I wouldn't even be going 38 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,076 unless he told me that you were going first. 39 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,385 Aw. The only reason I'm coming 40 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:25,001 is 'cause he told me you were going. 41 00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:26,831 Oh, goddamn... This is a Leon trap. 42 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,309 See, we're out.But wait, I got him... 43 00:01:28,349 --> 00:01:30,219 No, we're out. I got him a retirement gift. 44 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:32,144 No, I don't think... you know, I don't think 45 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:33,749 this is a retirement party. 46 00:01:33,789 --> 00:01:35,749 I think it's just Leon messing with us again. 47 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,531 Well, who cares? I mean, really, it's... 48 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,055 you know, it's just me and you 49 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,059 having a drink at the end of a shift. 50 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:43,191 When was the last time we did that? 51 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:45,633 Okay, but let's just not play his games, 52 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,460 you know what I mean?All right, no games. 53 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:50,068 No.We'll find a nice, quiet corner away from the crowd. 54 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,200 Okay. All right. Okay? 55 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:52,501 And you know what, actually, 56 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,897 let's just tell him everything up front 57 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:55,119 so he can't blindside us. 58 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:56,858 Okay, I'm gonna tell him everything 59 00:01:56,899 --> 00:01:58,899 about the extradition debacle, the murder of the witness, 60 00:01:58,944 --> 00:02:00,084 the death knock, just everything. 61 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,900 Okay. Hey, you know, we should come up 62 00:02:01,947 --> 00:02:04,387 with a safe word when we want to get out of there. 63 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:06,648 Yes. How about "the"? 64 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,651 "The"?Yeah, it's really subtle. 65 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,173 He'll never guess it's our safe word. 66 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,217 Okay. And if he wants us to sing again... 67 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:14,402 Keep it short and upbeat.No, we refuse. No singing. 68 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,008 Okay. No singing. Okay. 69 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:18,178 Hey, do you want to see what I got him? Not really. 70 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:19,525 Oh, that's actually nice. 71 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,014 Yeah, it's a geode. 72 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:22,933 Nature's shy diamond.Wow. 73 00:02:22,968 --> 00:02:25,058 Yeah, I've really been getting into geodes lately. 74 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:26,801 Have you been down to Geode Ahoy? 75 00:02:26,842 --> 00:02:28,152 It's on the pier.No, I haven't. 76 00:02:28,191 --> 00:02:29,801 It's an amazing store.Oh, actually, 77 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:31,925 could you put my name in the card just in case? 78 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,457 No way. I bought this for him. 79 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,681 Oh, come on, Tolbeck. 80 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:36,199 Aw, you big, sweet dummy. 81 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:37,813 [chuckles] You don't think 82 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,643 I didn't put your name on this card already? 83 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:40,901 Oh, okay. 84 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,073 "Congratulations. Dear Leon: 85 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,078 "Sayonara, tension. Hello, pension. 86 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,770 Love, Cullen and Tolbeck"? 87 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:48,117 Come on. What? I put your name first. 88 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,428 No, "love"? Not appropriate. 89 00:02:49,473 --> 00:02:51,043 No, no, d-don't scratch it out. I don't... 90 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:53,043 He'll know that we... [sighs] Don't care. 91 00:02:53,085 --> 00:02:56,435 "Best wishes, Cullen and Tolbeck." 92 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,090 Fine. Okay? You ready to do this? 93 00:02:58,134 --> 00:03:00,144 Yes. Let's do it. 94 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,440 LEON: Surprise! 95 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:05,190 [yells, grunts] 96 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:08,138 Why are we being surprised? It's your party. 97 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,148 That's why it's surprising. I flipped it. 98 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,240 Cullen, I dropped thegeode. 99 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,980 Come on in here, party people. Who wants cocaine? 100 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:17,981 ♪ 101 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:19,593 Just kidding. Come on, guys. 102 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:23,553 So... 103 00:03:23,594 --> 00:03:26,824 Janice hates technology 104 00:03:26,858 --> 00:03:29,378 and is scared of the future. 105 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:30,776 True? 106 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:33,210 A shrug is your answer? 107 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:34,996 Sure. 108 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,170 Janice, can I share with you the story of Dave? 109 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,958 No.Well, I'm going to anyway. 110 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:44,492 Dave was one of the first Homogenus, 111 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,618 Homo habilis, 112 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:50,231 and lived not too far from here about 2.8 million years ago. 113 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:54,063 And Dave, by all accounts, was a great guy. 114 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,413 He was sociable. 115 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,242 He was a bit of a prankster. 116 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,150 By what accounts?It doesn't matter. 117 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:02,715 If you needed to dig a hole, Dave was your guy. 118 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:05,724 Until one day, a more evolved Homo habilis 119 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:08,067 discovered that the shoulder blade from an ox 120 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,287 made a great digging tool. 121 00:04:10,337 --> 00:04:11,597 Mm. What was his name? 122 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:12,862 Eric.Eric? Oh, wow. 123 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:14,084 A lot of middle-class 124 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:15,653 white guy names back then, huh? 125 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:19,430 But Dave, for all his great qualities, was stubborn. 126 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:21,036 [chuckling]: Okay, I get it. 127 00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:23,046 I'm Dave in this story, right? Fuck you. 128 00:04:23,088 --> 00:04:26,178 Why don't we talk about what this really is about, shall we? 129 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:29,312 Dave didn't want to use the ox blade 130 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:34,666 even though the ox blade was only there to help him. 131 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:35,879 Eventually, 132 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:37,967 Dave became such a deadweight 133 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,976 that they smashed his head in 134 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,588 and they all laughed 135 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:45,199 and called him a fucking idiot because they all hated him. 136 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:48,201 Are we gonna talk about what this really is about or not?! 137 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:51,204 This is about you failing to adapt to the BopBots. 138 00:04:51,247 --> 00:04:53,337 This isn't about fucking robots. 139 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,300 Don't you dare call them robots. 140 00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,338 This is about you and me 16 years ago, 141 00:04:57,384 --> 00:04:58,914 when we made that pact 142 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,520 that we were gonna leave our spouses 143 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:03,001 and run off together, but I bailed on you. 144 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,431 That's what this is about. 145 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:07,218 Here we are face-to-face, so let's talk about it. 146 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,008 Close the door. 147 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:12,178 ♪ 148 00:05:15,358 --> 00:05:16,838 I love it. 149 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,231 Thank you. 150 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,835 And now it's unique. 151 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,275 Well, every geode is unique. 152 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,022 That's what makes them wildly unpredictable. 153 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,283 Huh. I did not know that. 154 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,146 Mm-hmm.Oh, and sorry. 155 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:30,197 Card. [chuckles] 156 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,512 "Congratulations." 157 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,122 That's lovely. 158 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,993 Thank you again. 159 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,335 You're welcome. 160 00:05:41,384 --> 00:05:42,434 Welcome. 161 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:48,866 Ginseng. 162 00:05:50,132 --> 00:05:51,482 Ginseng? 163 00:05:51,525 --> 00:05:54,475 You're wondering how my hair grew back, right? 164 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,488 Right. Ginseng. 165 00:05:56,530 --> 00:05:58,400 Wow. Wow. Oh. Yeah. 166 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,655 They say you should shelve it for maximum growth, 167 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,358 but that's optional. 168 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:05,095 Shelve it? Like, what, put it on a shelf? 169 00:06:05,147 --> 00:06:07,187 [snickering]: Yeah, yeah. Your internal shelf. 170 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:09,186 [chuckling]: My internal shelf. 171 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:10,588 What, you mean like my tush? 172 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:12,811 Yeah. But that's optional. 173 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:14,720 So, Leon, where is everybody else? 174 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,375 It's a party, no?Oh, yeah, no. 175 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:17,809 The fellas are coming later.Great. 176 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:20,205 Yeah, I invited you two a little extra early, you know, 177 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,029 so we could hang, just the three of us. 178 00:06:22,077 --> 00:06:23,557 Ah.[Tolbeck laughs] 179 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,950 Yeah. You ever throw a big party, 180 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:27,173 and then the next day, you think, 181 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:30,132 "Oh, man, I-I hardly got to chat with my best buds"? 182 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,002 BOTH: Mm.I did not want that to happen. 183 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:35,053 Hey. Did I hear you're dating Sophie Beyers? 184 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:37,010 Yeah. Yeah. Nice. 185 00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,878 Thank you.Yeah, I been there. 186 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:41,308 You've been there? Where? 187 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,267 All the way there. 188 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,408 You're saying you and Sophie... 189 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,579 Yeah. No, that's... that's not true. 190 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,544 It's not true. 191 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:52,803 Well, it felt pretty true at the time. 192 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,367 Okay, Leon, I'm just gonna say it. 193 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,814 If this is, uh, really a going-away thing, 194 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,070 then that's great, and I wish you 195 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,422 the best of luck-- we both do-- 196 00:06:58,461 --> 00:07:00,251 but if this is some kind of game, 197 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:03,379 I'm gonna be pissed, okay?I would never. 198 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,513 Is this about Doris Silva?I don't know who that is. 199 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,595 That's the prisoner I extradited from Kansas, yeah? 200 00:07:07,644 --> 00:07:09,474 That's not my business.It's about the motel? 201 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,946 I...About the hospital? 202 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,165 Don't know what you're...Officer Brock? 203 00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,224 I...The death knock? 204 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:14,738 No.I botched that, okay? 205 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,312 I admit... I freely admit I botched that. 206 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,218 I panicked. I told a little girl 207 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:18,262 that her mom was dead. 208 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:20,177 I was there. It was not pretty. 209 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:22,312 No, it wasn't pretty. And if that's what this is about, 210 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:24,314 just tell me, okay? Just spare me your games. 211 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,786 The only game I'm interested in, Officers... 212 00:07:28,404 --> 00:07:30,324 ...is Pin the Junk on the Hunk. 213 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:32,836 It's a sexy adult take 214 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,237 on the beloved children's party game, 215 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:36,629 Pin the Tail on the Donkey. 216 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:37,723 Fun. Right? 217 00:07:37,761 --> 00:07:39,501 We're not playing that. 218 00:07:39,546 --> 00:07:41,366 I'm not interested in the-the cop stuff anymore. 219 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,287 Okay? I'm done. I'm out. 220 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,772 So, no more... 221 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,989 ...no more police questions, 222 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:52,515 Officer Cullen. 223 00:07:52,559 --> 00:07:54,519 Understand? 224 00:07:54,561 --> 00:07:58,571 That's behind me, and I'm looking forward. 225 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,438 Well, come here. 226 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,180 Sit beside me. Look out my windshield. 227 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,400 Uh, it's fine. Come on. 228 00:08:03,439 --> 00:08:04,659 I-I want to illustrate my point. 229 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,491 Okay, okay, yeah.You sit next to me. 230 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:07,439 Pretend I'm driving on the right. 231 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,877 Right. [sighs] Okay. 232 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,274 What do you see? 233 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:12,616 I don't know. 234 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:14,666 LEON: I see... 235 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:16,411 snow. 236 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:18,062 Do you see the snow? Sure. 237 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:19,626 Yeah.Wait, wait, wait. 238 00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:22,593 Is that snow, or is that... 239 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:25,032 cocaine? 240 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,029 [laughs] 241 00:08:27,071 --> 00:08:28,901 Leon, I thought you were just kidding about the cocaine. 242 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,473 Does it look like I'm kidding, Jon Snow? 243 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,821 [laughs] 244 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,910 Winter is coming... up your nose! 245 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:36,209 CULLEN: Okay, we get it, we get it. 246 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:37,214 Do you? Yeah. 247 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:38,205 All right, well, 248 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,426 you want to blow the whistle 249 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:40,865 on this, Eddie Snowden?No, no, it's fine. 250 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,091 We're not gonna... I think it's 251 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:44,220 a no from us on the cocaine. 252 00:08:44,262 --> 00:08:46,662 All the more grade A cocaine for me. 253 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,880 [snorts] 254 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,699 Oh, that's good cocaine. [sniffles] 255 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:56,487 ♪ 256 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:02,850 Come on, Chief. 257 00:09:02,890 --> 00:09:04,540 Come on. 258 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:07,680 Oh, man. 259 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,721 [sighs] 260 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:14,546 [sighs] Yaya. 261 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:17,687 Hey, I'm gonna call my own phone, okay? 262 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,431 JUDY: Huh? 263 00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:23,211 I-I'm gonna call my own phone to make sure that it works, dear. 264 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,608 What? 265 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,911 Yaya, don't worry about it. 266 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,997 I'm calling myself. 267 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:36,138 [cell phone ringing]Gary, your phone is ringing. 268 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:38,884 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Thank you. 269 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,186 Are you going to answer it? 270 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:44,192 It was just me, Yaya. 271 00:09:44,235 --> 00:09:46,015 You should check your voice mail. 272 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:48,543 There might be a voice mail. 273 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,888 I was waiting on a call from Chief. 274 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,678 It's okay. Thank you. 275 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,422 Was it Chief?Fu... 276 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:59,124 No, Yaya, it was me. I did it. Don't worry about it. 277 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,733 Thank you. 278 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,604 Is it time for my tea? 279 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,905 [strained laugh] Y-Yes! 280 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:06,392 Yes. 281 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,391 It's time for your tea, sweetie. 282 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,393 Okay, okay. 283 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,955 You don't have to get up, Yaya. 284 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,353 It's fine. Just have a seat. 285 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:16,957 Okay. Thank you. 286 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:19,577 You're fine. You're welcome. 287 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,009 [sighs] 288 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,575 Who was on the phone, Gary? 289 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,623 [chuckles] Fuck! 290 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,982 Well, uh... 291 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,588 You know what, it's been a great night, but...Mm. 292 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,810 Oh, you're-you're leaving?We should, yeah. 293 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:34,939 We got to... Yeah. Oh. 294 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,202 Yeah. 295 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:39,644 Well, um, thanks for stopping by. 296 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,212 Sure.Gonna miss you guys. 297 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,380 Oh, we'll miss you, too.Mm. 298 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,816 Is that why you crossed out "love" on my card? 299 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,093 I'm kidding. 300 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,907 I know you guys don't love me, 301 00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:58,267 and it would've been dishonest to write that you did, so... 302 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:00,529 I'll walk you out.No, no. You don't need to. 303 00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,012 Oh! 304 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,712 Are you okay?No! It's my heart! 305 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,141 Oh, God.[groans] 306 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:07,797 Oh, must've been all that good cocaine I did. 307 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,711 You know what, I'll call an ambulance. 308 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,316 No, I got it, I got it. 309 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,586 Help! I'm having a heart attack! 310 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,149 [groaning] They're on the way.Who's on their way? 311 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,497 'Cause you didn't say who you were or where you were. 312 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:19,937 Stand back. 313 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,203 Oh, God, strippers. 314 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,545 How'd the paramedics get here so quick? 315 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:23,864 They're obviously strippers.Really? 316 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:25,380 They have a boom box. 317 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:27,343 We're losing him! 318 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,862 He's getting cold.TOLBECK: Warm him up! 319 00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:30,725 How do you think they're gonna warm him up? 320 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:33,167 Doctor, what should we do? 321 00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,654 Paramedics aren't doctors, but go on. 322 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,744 There's only one way to heat him up. 323 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:39,613 [music skipping] 324 00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,735 Oh, I think you might be right.You think so? 325 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,828 [dance music playing][laughing] 326 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,617 Yeah! 327 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,751 Now it's a party! 328 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:49,103 [whoops] 329 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:51,803 [dance music continues] 330 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,756 Let's just talk about that day. 331 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,983 I mean, there are things that I need to say to you, 332 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,552 and I'm sure there are things that you need to say to me. 333 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,640 You want to talk about that day? I do. 334 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,859 Let's talk about it, 'cause I really want to. 335 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,473 That day, you see, 336 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:15,872 I spent years training myself to forget it. 337 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:17,869 It wasn't until that first boarding call 338 00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,741 that it really started to dawn on me. 339 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,832 Till then, I just thought you were late, as usual. 340 00:12:21,871 --> 00:12:23,871 But I think, deep down, 341 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,267 I knew you weren't coming, and that's when I called you. 342 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,791 You remember what you said? 343 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:32,055 I don't remember.You said, "I can't." 344 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,929 That was it. 345 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,451 No "I'm sorry." 346 00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,365 No "I need more time." 347 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,761 Just "I can't." 348 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:45,585 Huh, that sounds like me.So I flew to Lima, 349 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:48,814 and I took a boat out to the Galápagos. 350 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:52,505 For the first week, I didn't leave my tent. 351 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:54,694 I was broken. 352 00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,690 Finally, around 3:00 or 4:00 a.m., 353 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,043 I stepped outside, and right in front of me 354 00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,483 was a giant tortoise, as if he'd been there the whole time 355 00:13:03,521 --> 00:13:05,831 just waiting for me to poke my head out. 356 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:09,832 He nuzzled into my shoulder. 357 00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:12,786 So much more playful than I imagined. 358 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,705 Such... a connection. 359 00:13:16,752 --> 00:13:19,762 I ended up climbing on his back 360 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:21,929 and pushing 361 00:13:21,975 --> 00:13:26,325 my whole body onto his. 362 00:13:29,069 --> 00:13:31,809 So this is what we did, night after night, 363 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:33,034 he would come to my tent 364 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,863 and we would bond. 365 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:37,862 I guess eventually his resilience rubbed off on me. 366 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,914 Did you know that they can survive a year 367 00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:41,729 without food or water? 368 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,907 Whoa. 369 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,913 Nothing can hurt them. 370 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,776 I was attracted to that. 371 00:13:50,525 --> 00:13:52,825 That experience changed me, Janice. 372 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,875 How long were you there for?About five months, 373 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:58,231 until one night a ranger saw us together, and that was that. 374 00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,752 What, they kicked you off the island? 375 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,835 Immediately. Made me pack up, get dressed, and put me 376 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,894 on the first boat out. I never even got to say goodbye. 377 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,980 Oh. Got dressed? 378 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,760 You mean, like, you were naked on this tortoise? 379 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,545 Well, I sleep naked, so yeah. 380 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,069 Hmm. Got it. 381 00:14:14,114 --> 00:14:17,864 So you said there were things you wanted to say to me. 382 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:22,120 Oh, I just, you know-- I'm just sorry how everything turned out. 383 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,375 That's all. 384 00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,647 Right. 385 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,340 And? 386 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,908 Uh, it was just a real bummer, you know, but, uh, wait-- 387 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,957 You were fully naked on this tortoise every single night? 388 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,833 You said there were things that you needed to say to me. 389 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:41,007 Why did you not show up? 390 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,014 I don't know. It was just, it was just a timing thing. 391 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,966 But how did you even know it was the same tortoise? 392 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,584 I knew, Janice. Why did you abandon me? 393 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,365 Who can say?Who can say? 394 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,670 You! 395 00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,146 You can say! 396 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,886 Listen, I got to ask, and... 397 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,897 and trust me, there's no judgment here. 398 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:58,899 Okay? But this thing 399 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:03,821 with the tortoise, was it a romantic situation? 400 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,909 Get out. 401 00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:13,959 That's a yes. 402 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,960 ♪ 403 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,957 [sighs] 404 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,096 [dance music playing, man grunting] 405 00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:30,974 Stop, stop. Guys, stop. 406 00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,317 Sorry, guys, uh...[music stops] 407 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,276 Nothing you did. Really, y-y-you're both terrific. 408 00:15:34,324 --> 00:15:36,074 Aren't they, guys? 409 00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:37,329 Sure. Yeah.Yeah, yeah. 410 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,371 It's-it's us. 411 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,195 We misread the vibe. Our bad. 412 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,774 Thanks. 413 00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,507 That's $75 each. 414 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:49,855 I didn't bring my wallet. 415 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,335 Oh, come on. 416 00:15:51,385 --> 00:15:54,605 Plus tip. Yeah, of course. 417 00:15:54,649 --> 00:15:57,299 I mean, uh, 75... 418 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,387 150 plus tip. Give me two. That's good.[stammers] Well... 419 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,216 Thank you. Thank you, really. 420 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:04,494 Outstanding work. Just wrong room. 421 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,356 Okay, well, this has been something that happened to us, 422 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:11,323 and now we really got to go. 423 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,281 Oh, no, no. Come on, please.Yeah. 424 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,799 Guys, we're just warming up. 425 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,932 You know? Hey, who wants a little nose candy? 426 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,715 No, we're not having any cocaine. Thank you, though. 427 00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,540 Nobody else is coming. 428 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,588 What? 429 00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:25,333 I invited the entire department. 430 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:28,025 You guys are the only ones who RSVP'd. 431 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,604 [sighs] We're sorry, Leon, but that's really not on us. 432 00:16:31,642 --> 00:16:33,432 We-we made an effort. 433 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:37,609 Nobody here likes me. 434 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,738 Oh. Come on, that's not true. 435 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:41,131 They're just busy. 436 00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:43,394 LEON: No, it is true. 437 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:44,657 People here don't like me. 438 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:48,179 People kind of everywhere don't like me. 439 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:51,664 Even as a child, my mother suffered from 440 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:54,136 acute offspring detachment disorder. 441 00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:55,617 That's what they called it anyway, 442 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,356 but she just didn't like me. 443 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,977 What am I gonna do? 444 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,369 It's a disorder, has a name. 445 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,761 I mean, it's not her fault, right? 446 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:05,114 I guess we should, what, feel sorry for her? 447 00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,294 Or maybe love your fucking baby, you know? 448 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:11,332 Hold it, cuddle it, you know? 449 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:12,938 Don't go to the fucking South of France 450 00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,988 for six months of the year every fucking year. 451 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,465 Any wonder I ended up with five dogs? 452 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,465 You have five dogs? 453 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:23,347 Yeah. That's another thing people don't know about Leon. 454 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,350 Yeah. And let me tell you, five dogs is too many dogs. 455 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,743 I mean, you get a dog, and it's unconditional love 456 00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,876 coming at you, in your face, you know? 457 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,099 Who wouldn't double down on that? 458 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,489 So you do, and it is twice as good. 459 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:36,932 I mean, it's amazing. 460 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,148 You actually look forward to getting up every day. 461 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,928 Number three, 462 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:43,802 it's not-not as great, but you think, 463 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,365 "Well, maybe he's just an odd soul," 464 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,372 you know? 465 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:49,684 Number four loved me for, like, a day, 466 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,510 and then he just went off 467 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,458 and played with the others. 468 00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,197 So now you should know better, 469 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,728 but you're thinking, "My luck's got to change, right? 470 00:17:57,772 --> 00:17:59,432 It has to." 471 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:01,689 So, against all advice, you go and you get number five, 472 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,522 and then you realize very quickly 473 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,870 what you are now dealing with 474 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,129 is an entirely self-sufficient pack. 475 00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,478 Mm. 476 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,053 And you're not the alpha. 477 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,480 You're, like, the understudy in a long-running production 478 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:17,878 of Animals Can Shun As Well As Humans. 479 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,792 Whatever. 480 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,407 Thanks for coming. See you never. 481 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,669 Maybe we can stay a bit longer. 482 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,412 I won't, but you guys...Yes, you will. 483 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,723 LEON: That would be amazing. 484 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,409 You know what, let's-lets skip the appetizers 485 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,287 and go straight to the speeches. 486 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:35,508 We didn't bring speeches, Leon. There are no speeches. 487 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,329 Actually, I prepared a little something. 488 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,247 Awesome. Good ol' Tolbeck. 489 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,552 Why? 490 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,375 ♪ 491 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,127 [siren wails in distance] 492 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:51,478 BOPBOT: Hey there, Janice. How'd you do? 493 00:18:51,521 --> 00:18:52,571 Fine. 494 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:55,479 Did he drag you over the coals?No. 495 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,265 That's great. He can be tough but fair. 496 00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:58,270 Mm-hmm. 497 00:18:58,311 --> 00:18:59,701 [sighs] 498 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,097 You okay, Janice? 499 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,400 I'm sensing you're a little down. 500 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,706 I don't mean to pry, but is everything okay with you? 501 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:07,063 Shut the fuck up. 502 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,412 I'm sorry, Janice. 503 00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,801 Yeah, good. Just shut the fuck up. 504 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,195 I'll try to be quiet. 505 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,589 [sighs heavily] 506 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:21,334 I chickened out. I didn't know. 507 00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,597 Didn't know what? 508 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:23,639 [sighs] 509 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:29,472 Just... I didn't know that was my one chance. 510 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:33,036 I thought I would have other opportunities to be happy. 511 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:36,574 Of course I should have left Wally and come to be with you. 512 00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,000 Of course. 513 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:41,656 I gave the best years of my life to that fucktard. 514 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,792 God, I just didn't know. 515 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,615 [sighs] 516 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,753 [whispers]: Janice, I forgive you. 517 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,536 [exhales] 518 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,410 Thanks. 519 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:53,672 CLINT: Janice. 520 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,634 What are you still doing here? Go home. 521 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,112 Yeah, I'm going. 522 00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:59,592 And by the way, that BopBot that you spilled coffee on, 523 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:04,553 you are paying for the cleaning, and it's very, very expensive. 524 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,864 Yeah, why? Because you fucked a giant tortoise? 525 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,471 We were just friends! 526 00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:12,862 So there's a two-drink minimum, right? [laughs][Leon laughs] 527 00:20:12,907 --> 00:20:15,777 So anyways, I'm on this boat with Leon, 528 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,693 and I'm thinking, like, "Oh, no, 529 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,218 "is this guy gonna kill me 530 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:21,131 and dump my body over in the ocean?" 531 00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,526 [Leon and Tolbeck laughing] 532 00:20:22,569 --> 00:20:24,009 Hands up. 533 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:27,048 Who else has ever thought Leon was gonna kill them? 534 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,915 Huh?[Leon laughs] 535 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:30,836 It's true, I scare people. 536 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,801 Hey, have you ever been interrogated by Leon? 537 00:20:33,841 --> 00:20:36,101 Oh, boy. Here we go. 538 00:20:36,147 --> 00:20:37,927 Dark little room with that one light 539 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,715 bouncing off his bald head. 540 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:40,890 The fuck did you just say? 541 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,625 TOLBECK: Uh, nothing, just that, 542 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,067 uh, the light is blinding, and I got to remember 543 00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:48,604 to wear sunglasses next time. [laughs] 544 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:50,288 I'm not fucking bald. 545 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,686 Oh. 546 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,509 I'm s-sorry. 547 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,257 It's just a joke. 548 00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:57,558 Yeah, well, it doesn't fucking work 549 00:20:57,604 --> 00:20:59,004 because I'm not fucking bald. 550 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,780 I'm sorry. This is material that I wrote, you know, 551 00:21:02,826 --> 00:21:04,566 before you came in with the, um, 552 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:05,961 the ginger and stuff. 553 00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:07,743 Ginseng.Ginseng. Yes. 554 00:21:07,788 --> 00:21:10,008 So I'm sorry. I was just trying 555 00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:13,271 to, uh, you know, give you a nice, happy send-off. 556 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,575 And, uh, why, exactly, would I need a send-off, Officer? 557 00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,672 Fucking knew it.News flash! 558 00:21:17,711 --> 00:21:19,801 I'm not going anywhere! 559 00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:21,983 No, not a news flash, 'cause that's what I've been saying 560 00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,849 all night long, okay? 561 00:21:23,891 --> 00:21:26,761 And this "cocaine" that I've been hoovering up my nose 562 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,767 is a simple B8 vitamin. 563 00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:30,379 Ooh, I could do a shot of B8. 564 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,379 Is there any gluten in that? Because I have a celiac... 565 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:35,081 No, you're not a celiac.I get bloated, dude. 566 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,599 Officer Cullen, on the 8th 567 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:40,084 of this month, you were a passenger 568 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:42,564 aboard Flight JA761 569 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:45,345 from Wichita, Kansas, to San Diego; is that correct? 570 00:21:45,391 --> 00:21:46,391 Yes. I told you about that. 571 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,345 I extradited a witness from Kansas. 572 00:21:48,394 --> 00:21:49,664 I understand that. 573 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,349 What I do not understand is why there is a charge 574 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:55,578 on a San Diego Police Department expense account 575 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:59,188 for $54 for several whiskies. 576 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:02,190 An expense account that is to be used only 577 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:05,673 for expenses directly relating to the transport 578 00:22:05,715 --> 00:22:08,195 of person or persons in custody. 579 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:10,369 Okay, I'll reimburse you for it right now. 580 00:22:10,416 --> 00:22:12,506 Well, first of all, you already gave me all your money 581 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:15,158 for the strippers, and second of all, 582 00:22:15,203 --> 00:22:16,993 the damage is done. 583 00:22:17,031 --> 00:22:19,601 For $54? This is ridiculous. 584 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,692 Let's see how ridiculous it feels when you go down 585 00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:24,301 for misappropriation of funds, falsifying police records, 586 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,743 and extortion. 587 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:28,479 Uh, I'm sorry. Am I connected in any way? 588 00:22:28,521 --> 00:22:29,781 I'm just wondering why I'm here. 589 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,736 Leon, what is this about, actually? 590 00:22:31,785 --> 00:22:33,655 Well, are you deaf as well as corrupt? 591 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,790 It's not about $54. 592 00:22:34,831 --> 00:22:36,491 The amount is neither here nor there. 593 00:22:36,529 --> 00:22:38,399 Look, I am sorry that your five dogs 594 00:22:38,444 --> 00:22:39,974 don't love and respect you. 595 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:42,800 Okay? And I'm also sorry that nobody else showed up 596 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,709 to your little party.It's not a party. 597 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:48,724 It's a trap, which you walked right into! 598 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:49,928 I'm also sorry that we crossed out 599 00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,407 the word "love" on your card. 600 00:22:51,457 --> 00:22:52,847 And you know what, that was me. 601 00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,073 He wrote it. I crossed it out. 602 00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:55,901 I didn't think it was appropriate. Okay? 603 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:58,509 But I-I apologize now because I understand 604 00:22:58,551 --> 00:23:00,161 how hard it is to make friends 605 00:23:00,204 --> 00:23:01,734 and just to be liked by people. 606 00:23:01,771 --> 00:23:04,031 I mean, we're going through that right now. 607 00:23:04,078 --> 00:23:05,728 Okay? We got different partners 608 00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,815 every other night of the week, and it's hard to make friends. 609 00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:09,084 Most of them suck. 610 00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:11,426 Wait, you guys-- You're not together anymore? 611 00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,647 No.TOLBECK: No, no, we've been separated like 612 00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:15,786 a couple of naughty Japanese schoolgirls. 613 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:17,659 What? 614 00:23:17,700 --> 00:23:20,220 Or naughty kids, you know, talking too much in class. 615 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:21,658 It's hard, that's all. 616 00:23:21,704 --> 00:23:23,754 CULLEN: My point is you're right. 617 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,803 People don't like you. 618 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:29,099 'Cause you're scary and intense. 619 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:30,926 'Cause you wear a scary, intense mask that you put on. 620 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,854 We all see that. 621 00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:35,889 But you don't have to be afraid like that. 622 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:37,066 Don't have to. 623 00:23:40,636 --> 00:23:42,676 It's hard being a cop sometimes. 624 00:23:42,725 --> 00:23:44,415 Hey, tell me about it. 625 00:23:44,466 --> 00:23:46,896 Look at me. I'm back in patrol. I'm back at the bottom. 626 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:50,037 You know, I-I was ready to throw it all away, but this guy, 627 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,600 he picked me up again. 628 00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,737 'Cause all we have at the end of the day is each other. 629 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,570 We're family here. We're family, Leon. 630 00:23:56,609 --> 00:23:58,739 You just need to stop playing the games 631 00:23:58,785 --> 00:23:59,915 and let us help you. 632 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,620 Yeah. 633 00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:05,268 I... I'm sorry I messed with you guys all night. 634 00:24:05,313 --> 00:24:06,623 That's okay. That's okay. 635 00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,012 And you're right. 636 00:24:08,055 --> 00:24:10,835 I'm just... lonely. 637 00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:14,104 And you don't have to be. 638 00:24:14,148 --> 00:24:15,498 Not anymore. 639 00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:19,633 Come here. 640 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:20,715 Come on. 641 00:24:22,635 --> 00:24:25,545 There you go. There you go. 642 00:24:25,594 --> 00:24:27,124 [grunting softly] 643 00:24:27,161 --> 00:24:29,731 TOLBECK: Should I join this hug or no? 644 00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:32,862 It just feels super intimate, 645 00:24:32,906 --> 00:24:35,516 but it feels kind of weird just sitting here watching. 646 00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:36,781 I should-- 647 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:37,953 No, you know, you guys go ahead. 648 00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:39,298 Enjoy yourself. 649 00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,697 Yeah, really? I'm gonna do it? 650 00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:42,000 Okay, yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm doing it. 651 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,955 I'm joining. Okay, great. Thank you so much. 652 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,094 Oh, I'm so happy for you. 653 00:24:46,136 --> 00:24:47,356 [sighs]: Ah. 654 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:49,398 [inhales deeply] 655 00:24:53,448 --> 00:24:54,618 Thank you. 656 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,627 Hey, don't thank us. 657 00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:59,149 It was all you. 658 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:01,334 And you know what? 659 00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:09,595 [sighs] 660 00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,638 Yeah. 661 00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,424 You know, I... 662 00:25:13,468 --> 00:25:15,598 Don't. 663 00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:17,824 It's okay. 664 00:25:19,256 --> 00:25:21,906 I love you guys. 665 00:25:23,434 --> 00:25:25,794 We got to get going. 666 00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,868 Thanks for a great night. 667 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:30,527 Congratulations on your breakthrough, Leon. 668 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:31,622 Tolbeck, come on. 669 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,530 We're really proud of you. 670 00:25:44,717 --> 00:25:47,327 [mutters] Jesus Christ. 671 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:48,811 ♪ 672 00:25:50,810 --> 00:25:52,640 [phone chimes, vibrates] 673 00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:59,298 If you are watching this, I have flipped. 674 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:00,560 What the fuck? 675 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,872 I know it was your idea, but you were right. 676 00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:05,349 It's the only way out. 677 00:26:05,389 --> 00:26:08,179 Besides, we couldn't have both flipped at the same time. 678 00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:10,918 The cops always get one guy to rat on the other. 679 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,090 I didn't want to put you in that position. 680 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:14,396 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 681 00:26:14,442 --> 00:26:17,232 You fucker. You fucker, you fuck... 682 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:19,011 I love you, man. 683 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:22,796 I know we don't say it ever. 684 00:26:22,842 --> 00:26:25,542 I'll leave a gap so you can say it back. 685 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,634 Fuck you! Fuck! 686 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:28,853 Thank you, man. 687 00:26:28,891 --> 00:26:31,201 Thank you. I felt that, right here. 688 00:26:31,241 --> 00:26:32,331 Thank you. 689 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,333 So, I suppose you'll be on the run now. 690 00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:36,726 I'll be rooting for you. 691 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:39,639 See you on the flip side.Fuck! 692 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:42,115 What was that?Nothing, Yaya! 693 00:26:42,165 --> 00:26:44,245 Are you all right, darling?No! 694 00:26:44,298 --> 00:26:46,778 What's wrong?No, I'm just dead. 695 00:26:46,822 --> 00:26:48,742 I'm just fucking dead! That's all. 696 00:26:48,781 --> 00:26:52,481 I'm just... dying soon! 697 00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:54,996 Shit! 698 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,398 MAN: Guh-doosh. 699 00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:48,406 [whip cracking] 700 00:27:48,449 --> 00:27:49,279 [drums beating, tribal grunt] 701 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:52,282 Captioning sponsored by CBS 702 00:27:53,933 --> 00:27:53,983 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org