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[ Door creaks open ]

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Wow!
The Library of Congress!

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Centuries of knowledge
and progress under one rotunda!

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Special Agent Mark Branski,
Hot Streets business.

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We're here to destroy
all the knowledge and progress

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under this one rotunda.

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I don't know
about this mission.

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[ Zipper opens ]
Do we have to?

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Soo Park's orders.

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♪♪

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[ Rapid gunfire ]

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♪♪

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[ Clicking ]

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These are nursery rhymes,
Branski!

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The innocent lullabies of the
young and sick, for God's sake!

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This is for God's sake.

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We're standing in the satanic
Library of Congress.

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-Gentlemen? Excuse me?
-What?!

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I just wanted to say thanks
for keeping it down.

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Sure, this is the satanic
Library of Congress,

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but rules exist
for a reason.

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♪♪

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At least I saved you.

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Now, should I listen to
Side A, "Three Blind Mice,"

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or Side B, the satanic version,
"Hot Cross Buns"?

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[ Instrumental
"Hot Cross Buns" playing ]

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Satanic or not,
it's a terrific tune.

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[ Whooshing ]
What the --

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[ Growling ]

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I hope it doesn't see me!

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[ Growls ]

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I hope it doesn't grab me!

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[ Growling ]

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Aah!
It grabbed and saw me!

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[ Whooshes ]

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[ Record player skipping ]

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If I were French,
where would I be?

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He does love closets.

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Not here.
Case closed.

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He must be dead.
Let's go, Jen.

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I'm detecting some kind
of interdimensional energy.

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I think it has something
to do with nursery rhymes.

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[ Scoffs ] That lead
is as dead as French is.

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Nursery rhymes
aren't real.

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Huh.
Side A.

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♪ Three blind mice ♪
[ Whooshing ]

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♪ Three blind mice ♪

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Mark my words, by the time
this adventure is over,

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you'll see
this isn't real.

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♪ They all ran after
the farmer's wife ♪

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What is this place?

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Some fake
cartoon bullshit.

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Who are you?

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I am Flibflab,
the leader of the Oddlits.

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We reside here in Side A
of Nursery Rhyme Land.

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Ah, give me a break.

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Checks out, Uncle Mark.
I see he's got an anatomy.

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Flibflab's real.

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Did you kill my friend?

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Where's my friend, you little
fake fuck Flibflab!

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To find your friend,
Mr. Rabbit,

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you must see
the three blind mice.

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-[ Grunts ]
-Aah!

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Give me a real answer.

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Also,
I am not a rabbit.

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Mr. Rabbit,
you must g--

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-Oh!
-Enough!

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Let's get the hell out of this
fictional place back to reality.

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[ Blinks, pop! ]

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Okay,
I'm a bunny rabbit now.

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I like carrots,
and all this is real.

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Let's follow Flibflab the Oddlit
to the three blind mice

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to find French
in this whimsical,

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magical kingdom
of nursery rhymes.

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That's right, this is real.
More real than that other s--

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Wait, are you okay?

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Never been better.
Jen, this is my true form.

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I know this now.
This is the real world.

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Check me out, Chubbie.
I look great!

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Oh, yeah!

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Your friend
is being held captive

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by the King of Hot Cross Buns
and his pet.

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The only way to free him
is to collect the three tools

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to defeat what's holding him in
the evil B Side of our world.

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Jen, Chubbie, it's up to us
to save French.

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Lay it on us,
you cute blind bastards.

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Travel to the Eagle Lord,
complete his impossible riddle

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to gain the first Tool of
Defeat, the Shield of Knowledge.

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[ Bird caws ]

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[ Clears throat ]

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If an Oddlit can float at a pace
of 6 miles per hour,

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running at the same rate,

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how many miles can the Oddlit
float in 90 minutes?

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Is the answer "A," four miles,
"B," six miles,

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or "C," nine miles?

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-"C".
-Correct.

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Say, is that
a cheating device?

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Because if it is,
I'd be forced to --

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No, it's part of my hand.

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Oh. Then you have earned, 100%,
the Shield of Knowledge.

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Oh, my God,
your fucking hand fell off!

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Travel to the Candlestick
Battlefield Memorial

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and collect your next
Tool of Defeat,

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the head
of Laser Eye Lucinda.

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♪♪

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[ Growling ]

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[ Laser blast ]

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A woe for the one
you think a foe.

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I, Laser Eye Lucinda,
a life lived

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never to gaze upon a man
without causing dismay.

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My laser eyes
ask them to stay.

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But frozen in time
as Lucinda, I --

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[ Soft thud ]

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And that's that.

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[ Humming ]

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[ Whining ]

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The final test
is the easiest of all.

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You must gain the final Tool
of Defeat from the Teacup Saint.

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[ Crying ]

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Espiritus santo,
Chubbie Webbers.

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[ Whining ]

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To win the crown, pick the child
whose song is most keen.

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The other one will meet
my guillotine.

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[ Whining ]
Oh, no!

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[ Clears throat ]

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♪ Pretty doggie,
don't kill me ♪

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♪ I love life
and dreaming dreams ♪

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♪ I am a girl
of only 3 years old ♪

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♪ Dying's very scary,
and my little name is Mary ♪

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[ Whining ]

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[ Mary screams ]

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Now don
the Crown of Shame.

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You've certainly
earned it.

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You've successfully acquired
the tools you need --

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the Shield of Knowledge,
the Lasers of Lucinda,

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and, of course, the final tool,

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the tool of Moral Decency,
as you, Chubbie,

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surely did not murder a child

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and did not receive
the dreaded Crown of Shame.

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Because, of course,
a decorated crown

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would be of no use in battle.

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[ Crash! ]

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Psst, Chubbie,
you murdered a kid?

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[ Sobbing ]

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At dawn,
you shall enter the gate

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into the satanic Side B
of our land,

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and it is there
where the king resides

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and your friend French
lays captive.

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But tonight, we rest!

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Jen, would you like to rest
with the three blind mice?

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-No.
-Very well.

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[ Wings fluttering ]

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Flibflab: That's when
the Hot Cross Buns King

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snatched my little baby
from his tree,

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and I haven't seen him since.

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They say the king turns our
young into buns and eats them!

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[ Sobbing ]

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Flibflab, you truly are
the bravest Oddlit

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this side
of the Great Goat Moat.

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I don't know, Uncle Mark.

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It's Uncle Rabbit now.

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I don't know,
Uncle Rabbit.

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I've heard
of "Three Blind Mice,"

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but these other
nursery rhymes?

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I've never heard of them.
They're not --

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They're not what, Jen?

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Real?

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You see these ears?

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See my beautiful
cotton tail?

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Now tell me
what's real?

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[ Whimpering ]

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Why did doggie
kill me?

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Oh, no, no,
no, no, no!

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Bet you think that's all in
your head, Chubbie Webbers,

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but it isn't.

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Why?

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I can see her, too,
because that ghost is real.

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It's all real here.
You really killed that kid.

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You're a monster, Chubbie.
Now, let's get some sleep.

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In the morning,
we fight for our friend.

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[ Whining ]

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[ Purring ]

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Oh, no.
You want another sexy dance?

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[ Zipper opens ]

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You want it, kitty?

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You can't have it.

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-Ha ha!
-Ha ha!

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Ha ha!

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[ Hisses, screeches ]

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Aah, aah, aah!
Take that!

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[ Breathing heavily ]

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Now that you're dead,
you'll never have it.

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And it was good.

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It's me -- Branski.
I'm a bunny rabbit now.

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Chubbie killed a kid.
We're here to save you.

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Ahh.
I like you better this way.

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My fur is gorgeous.

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It is I,
the King of Hot Cross Buns!

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When French opened the portal,

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my pet took him
as her plaything.

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For that, I do apologize.

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Listen,
I'm a reasonable guy.

203
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I just like to eat buns.

204
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Here's the doorway
to your home.

205
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Let's part ways
and forget this ever happened.

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It's my fault for opening
the Side B portal

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to Nursery Rhyme Land.

208
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Let's get back to reality.

209
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[ Whining ]

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[ Door slams ]

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On behalf of all of us,
we're not going anywhere.

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-Aww.
-Ohh.

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This is the real world.

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More importantly,
this is my world.

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These are my people.

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We cannot stand by as
Nursery Rhyme Land is taken over

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by the evil
King of Hot Cross Buns.

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We will travel the Blood Road
up to his castle

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and free these lands
as it has been foretold.

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Damn it!
[ Pop! ]

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[ Sighs ] I can't believe
we're doing this.

222
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None of this is real!
[ Splurt! ]

223
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I bet that shit
feels real on you.

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-It's warm.
-See?

225
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Now, let's go follow
the Blood Red Road.

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[ Growling ]

227
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Bleh!

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[ Growling ]

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00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,898
Bleh!

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Bleh!

231
00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,241
Wait a second.

232
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,505
I don't know why,
but I look like you.

233
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,505
The resemblance
is uncanny.

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00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,917
♪♪

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00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,050
Mm,
hot cross buns, mm.

236
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Hands off those buns,
King!

237
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:16,091
I know, I know,
here to slay the evil king.

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Sure, I like eating my buns
made out of Oddlits,

239
00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:21,256
but, I mean, Chubbie Webbers
killed a child!

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00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:24,204
Hell, Jen, you don't even
think this is real.

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-I don't!
-Exactly.

242
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I'm just trying to illuminate
the logic for you g--

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[ Soft thud ]

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As I always say,
and that's that.

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The three blind mice
thank you

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for releasing this land
from the king.

247
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Also, by the way,
we found the crown.

248
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We know Chubbie
killed a kid.

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[ Spits ]

250
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:45,550
But we'll let that slide.

251
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Whew!

252
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Travel in peace,
young heroes.

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♪♪

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Aww.
Can I keep him?

255
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,502
I'm calling him Fronch.

256
00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,631
Let's go to your new home,
Fronch.

257
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:03,238
There's so much
I want to show you.

258
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,470
-Uncle Mark!
-Uncle Rabbit.

259
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,735
And I'm staying.

260
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:09,244
I know this seems real to you,
but let's go home.

261
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,576
This is my home now,
where things are real.

262
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,311
Someone's gonna have to start
a Hot Streets branch

263
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,077
in Nursery Rhyme Land
and --

264
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,286
I see. Go ahead. Break it.
It won't change anything.

265
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,749
I know what's real.

266
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:21,758
[ Crack ]

267
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:22,959
See, this is real.

268
00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,520
I was right
from the beginning.

269
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,087
Nursery Rhyme Land was all fake.
Fake place.

270
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,257
Finally, back to reality.
Told you so.

271
00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:32,166
-[ Sighs ]
-[ Whimpering ]

272
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,469
Chubbie, why?!

273
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,471
Waa, waa, waa!

274
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:37,342
[ Giggling ]

275
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:40,040
It's called gravy,
Fronch.

276
00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,443
It's delicious.

277
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:45,054
Hey, Branski!
He really loves my gravy!

278
00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:46,108
[ Moans ]

279
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,146
Look at him go.

280
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,450
[ Spits ]

281
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,222
He's wacky!

282
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,491
[ Sploosh ]

283
00:10:53,520 --> 00:11:03,000
♪♪