1
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For the last time,
where's your body?!

2
00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:05,237
Yeah, we want to arrest all of
you, not just the bones.

3
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[ Mumbling ]

4
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That's it!

5
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Give me five minutes
alone with him.

6
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I'll pull him apart,
piece by piece.

7
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You?

8
00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,052
All right, then,
rough him up.

9
00:00:16,084 --> 00:00:18,324
[ Grunts ]
[ Giggling ]

10
00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,522
Hey, stop laughing!

11
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Your bones are sharp.

12
00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:23,815
[ Cellphone rings ]

13
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Ow, my bones!

14
00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:28,258
[ Yells ]
My sensitive bones!

15
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[ Mumbling ]

16
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♪♪

17
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[ Tires screech ]

18
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As I'm sure you've heard,
the mysterious sea creature

19
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we call "Blozark"
has utterly devastated

20
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most of South America.

21
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We sent our undefeated robot
champion, Ultrastar,

22
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to fight him.
Here's what happened.

23
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[ People screaming ]

24
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[ Yelling ]

25
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[ Electricity crackling ]

26
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[ Growling ]

27
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[ Splat ]

28
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Thanks for nothing,
Ultrastar!

29
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Rest in peace,
Ultrastar.

30
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Blozark is currently heading
straight for us,

31
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so we're desperate
for new defense strategies.

32
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This might sound crazy,

33
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but what if I told you
I could fight Blozark myself?

34
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I would say,
"You're cuckoo bananas."

35
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Didn't you get your ass handed
to you by that skeleton earlier?

36
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I held my own.
Thank you.

37
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Well, since no one
has any ideas,

38
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it's time for our next order
of business -- Friday Funnies.

39
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Roll the clip.

40
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French:
Not my ass!

41
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Wait. Ooh, actually,
this feels pretty good.

42
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[ Laughter ]

43
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Look at that dumbass.

44
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Please, stop.
I'll give you money.

45
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I come from
a wealthy family.

46
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How could you possibly
beat Blozark?

47
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So, what you're saying is,
you used to work for a company

48
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called Cube Sphere Industries,
and while you were there,

49
00:02:04,558 --> 00:02:06,458
you developed
an experimental technology

50
00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:07,964
that could save
the city?
Yes!

51
00:02:07,995 --> 00:02:10,695
And we're driving to Cube Sphere
Industries right now?

52
00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:11,771
Yes!

53
00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,599
Sounds like a waste
of time to me.

54
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Cube Sphere designed
the J.A.S.O.N. phone.

55
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It'd be so cool to work
at a place like that.

56
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[ Moaning ]

57
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No, Chubbie. You're
on a doggie diet.

58
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[ Moaning ]

59
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No!
Have another health bar.

60
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Oh, you'd rather eat
your own teeth, huh?

61
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Fine. Knock yourself out,
Chubbie. Eat your own teeth.

62
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[ Moaning ]

63
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This place is amazing.

64
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It must feel good
to be back.

65
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Just you wait.

66
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I may be a joke
at Hot Streets,

67
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but I was a king
when I worked here.

68
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Hey, I know her.

69
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Dr. Craw!

70
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It's your old co-worker,
Donald French!

71
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Security!
[ Taser fires ]

72
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[ Gagging ]

73
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We're Hot Streets agents,
here on official business.

74
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Uhh, whoops.

75
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I'm Dr. Craw, head of research
for Cube Sphere.

76
00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:05,924
I know. We worked in the same
lab for four years.

77
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According to company records,
you did work here.

78
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I just don't remember you,
at all.

79
00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,327
It's me,
Donnie French.

80
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I went by DJ.

81
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We need access
to French's old projects.

82
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It just has to be here.

83
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Jen:
Look at these.

84
00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,895
"Perpetual Boomerang."

85
00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:25,166
"The Future Flute."
"Gravity Gravy."

86
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Gravity Gravy?

87
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[ Slurping ]
Aw.

88
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Found it!

89
00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:34,008
My greatest invention --
the Large and In Charge Device.

90
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Sounds like
it won't work.

91
00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,019
No need to explain
what it does.

92
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If I surgically implant
this into my chest,

93
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it will convert my tiny
molecules into jumbo molecules.

94
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Jumbo molecules?

95
00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:47,525
That would make you
approximately 300 feet tall.

96
00:03:47,561 --> 00:03:48,731
Hmm.

97
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It only lasts
20 minutes,

98
00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,368
but that should be long enough
for me to tear Blozark

99
00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,770
a new blow hole.

100
00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,771
Maybe you should let me get
Large and In Charge.

101
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I'm better than you
at punching things.

102
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This prototype is only
compatible with my DNA,

103
00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:03,111
and it's the exact same size
of my heart.

104
00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:05,383
Wait, that thing is gonna
replace your heart?

105
00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,583
That's dangerous.

106
00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,324
It's more than dangerous,
it's idiotic.

107
00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,649
She's the only one
with any sense around here.

108
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Are you sure
about this?

109
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Jen?

110
00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,086
[ Lighter clicks ]

111
00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,264
I think you may have a future
in science.

112
00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:20,633
Really?
Yes.

113
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you remind me of a younger,
dumpier version of myself.

114
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How would you feel
about an internship?

115
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It could lead
to something.

116
00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,497
It sounds pretty damn
exciting.

117
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Puff?

118
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What a cool place
to work.

119
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Since we can't implant your
chest device until the fight,

120
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we're going to run a virtual
reality simulation first.

121
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Plug me in.

122
00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:42,447
[ Electronically distorted ]
Okay, first thing's first.

123
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[ Growling ]

124
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[ Grunting ]

125
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[ Coughing ]

126
00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,034
Oh, my God!

127
00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:54,459
Did he have to shit
right in my mouth?

128
00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:56,025
That's Blozark's thing.

129
00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:59,433
Sure, but did you have to make
the shit taste like shit?

130
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Yes.

131
00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,204
I'd rather die than have that
happen for real.

132
00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,836
I give up.

133
00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,142
If you want to
work here,

134
00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:07,813
your hands have to get
a little dirty.

135
00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,781
I'm ready for anything.

136
00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,310
[ Growling ]

137
00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:13,646
That's Bison Guy.

138
00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,551
He's a weapon I've been
developing for the Chinese.

139
00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,183
Oh, my God!
Is he okay?

140
00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:18,187
[ Laughs ]

141
00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,618
That's just Bison Guy
for you.

142
00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,723
He screams because his heart
is irregular.

143
00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,115
Someday, I'll get that
worked out.

144
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[ Beep ]

145
00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,892
Listen, we all know you're not
cut out for this.

146
00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:30,527
I'm not. You win.
I give up, okay?

147
00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,734
So, I called in
a favor.

148
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It can't be.

149
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Horatio "The Finger"
Tub Tub?

150
00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,740
AKA, Mr. America?

151
00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:40,973
The one and only.

152
00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,738
That's right.
I gave up once, too,

153
00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,676
but it turns out
I was lying to myself.

154
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And then, in 2003,
I finally did it.

155
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You did do it.

156
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The whole world
was watching.

157
00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:53,153
But what the heck
are you doing here?

158
00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,056
My close personal friend
Mark Branski

159
00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:56,888
said you're taking on
Blozark.

160
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I knew I had to help.

161
00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:01,502
Come with me. I'll show you
how I win all my fights.

162
00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:02,759
Help me feed
my super plants.

163
00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,096
A Cube Sphere
botany project.

164
00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,171
Here's a sack
of potatoes.

165
00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,939
These aren't potatoes,
they're hamsters.

166
00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,769
We call them
"flesh potatoes."

167
00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:14,114
Oh, boy.
Unless you don't have the guts.

168
00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,281
Yum, yum.

169
00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:16,738
Flesh potatoes?

170
00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,407
No, Chubbie.
No flesh potatoes for you.

171
00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,423
Step number one,
punch that tree.

172
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[ Thud ]
Yow!

173
00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,617
Ignore your hand.
What else do you feel?

174
00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,863
Well, my heart
is pounding.

175
00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,718
That's because your heart
is growing.

176
00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:30,917
Punch it again.

177
00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,958
Ow!
What's next?

178
00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,563
That's it.
You're ready.

179
00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:35,755
[ Blozark growling ]

180
00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,026
Thank God we had
a real champ

181
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to train you,
and just in time, too.

182
00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,233
Blozark is near.

183
00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,268
I'll fight
with my heart.

184
00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,813
Ready for Operation Large
and In Charge.

185
00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,809
Step one --
remove my heart.

186
00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,042
[ Whining ]

187
00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,147
Great job milking
Bison Guy.

188
00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,879
I'd say you almost
have the job.

189
00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,754
[Unenthusiastically]
Awesome.

190
00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:59,648
[ Ding! ]

191
00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:02,257
[ Saw buzzing ]

192
00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,789
[ Screaming ]

193
00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,125
[ French humming ]

194
00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,296
Jen, I need you
to hold onto my heart.

195
00:07:15,335 --> 00:07:16,495
It's in here.

196
00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,107
[ Slurps ]

197
00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,508
I'm pretty busy here.

198
00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,740
I'm going to
need this back

199
00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,084
the moment the fight is over,
or I'll die.

200
00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,850
Make sure Chubbie Webbers
doesn't eat it.

201
00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,608
He sure looks hungry.

202
00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:27,947
Chubbie, down!

203
00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:29,151
[ Horn sounding ]

204
00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,092
Uh-oh,
that's the Blozark alarm.

205
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:34,019
Ooh.

206
00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:37,763
[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

207
00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,961
Hey, French,
I want you to have this.

208
00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:43,333
You represent America,
so it's only appropriate.

209
00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:44,533
It fits.

210
00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:47,425
Give it up to The Finger
for nailing my head size.

211
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,637
9!

212
00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:49,869
Looks like
Blozark's heading

213
00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,773
straight for
Hot Street's headquarters.

214
00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,105
It's go time, baby.

215
00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,910
Operation Large and In Charge --
That's you.

216
00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,448
I'm Large and
in Charge.

217
00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,250
[ Device powering up ]

218
00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:07,391
Oh, oh, oh.

219
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,460
Oh!
Oh!

220
00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,029
Oh!

221
00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:15,730
It's not working!

222
00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,403
It's not!

223
00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,302
[ Grunts ]

224
00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,843
[ Growling ]

225
00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,209
Hey, Blozark?

226
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:30,742
Yeah!

227
00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,978
How about
a building sandwich?

228
00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,553
[ Grunting ]

229
00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,253
Oh, man, whatever he's doing
out there, that ain't heart.

230
00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,645
My God,
you're right.

231
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,757
Pull the egg sacs out of
this smelly spider womb.

232
00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:42,919
Come on.

233
00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,686
Jen, focus.

234
00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,725
You almost have the job.

235
00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,200
[ Splorts ]

236
00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:55,043
[ Chubbie humming ]

237
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,439
[ Chomping ]

238
00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,610
Mmm!

239
00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:00,769
Mmm!

240
00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,438
[ Growling ]

241
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,505
Horatio: It seems like French's
chess piece isn't working.

242
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,284
What if I crawled inside and
switched it to manual mode?

243
00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,954
That way, I can control him
like a giant mech.

244
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,453
Horatio, you're
an American hero,

245
00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:13,094
but you have
bigger fish to fry.

246
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,460
The big fight is next week,
and I've got money on you.

247
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,988
[ Growling ]

248
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:18,927
French,
what are you doing?

249
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,229
Use your heart.

250
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,900
I can't.
My heart's in a cooler.

251
00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,471
Then, use your head.

252
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:26,968
Something!

253
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,470
My head.

254
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,471
If I overload it --

255
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:33,643
[ Device whirring ]

256
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,914
[ Grunts ]

257
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,583
[ Growling ]

258
00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:48,618
Aah!

259
00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:49,916
[ Thud! ]

260
00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:52,257
His heart was inside
his head.

261
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:55,432
Oh, he did it!
Better get his heart ready.

262
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,602
Chubbie,
how could you?

263
00:09:57,631 --> 00:09:58,831
[ Belches ]

264
00:09:58,866 --> 00:09:59,996
[ Moans ]

265
00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:01,643
I need a heart, fast!

266
00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,809
I know what you're thinking, but
you're too good for that, right?

267
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,268
You don't have
the guts.

268
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,107
Great idea. Thanks.

269
00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:10,937
[ Bison Guy screaming ]

270
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,848
[ Splortch ]

271
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:17,351
Congratulations, you have the
guts to work at Cube Sphere.

272
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,824
You're hired.

273
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:23,862
Unfortunately, Bison Guy was a
$5 million guy, so you're fired.

274
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:28,661
Our very own Agent Donald French
is the savior of the city.

275
00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:31,796
Everybody thought
you were a joke, including me,

276
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,372
but look at you now.

277
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,100
I have to tell you --
ever since I got my heart back,

278
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:41,136
I have the lust of a bison, and
my boners are glow-in-the-dark.

279
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,544
Now for today's
Friday Funnies.

280
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:46,576
[ Humming ]