Before the 90 Days is the best time of the week.
Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. I agree.
Babe, it is mommy and daddy time.
[speaking in English]
Okay, calm down. It's starting, okay.
Get out of my house!
[door slams]
[bleep].
[speaking in English]
-This is like me and you, uh, year one and two... -Oh, 100%.
...that we were in our 20s.
Oh, this is true.
[speaking in other language]
-Would mother understand this is a ring? -Yes. Okay, shut up.
-What's she gonna say? I'm feeling nervous. -What's she gonna say?
[Sheila speaking in English]
It was painful.
His [bleep] is too big.
-[gasps] -It's an American [bleep].
-Well, that's a good to say. -Did she just say that?
-[exclaims] American [bleep]. -That's right.
America, where's the beef?
[Robert] Can I... can I ask you a question, doll? Are you gonna watch B90?
-Say Gino and Jasmine, Coco. -[kid speaking in English]
Say Gino.
I'm staying.
This show maybe be a little too wild like you, a little too much.
So, you're gonna have to ride on out of here.
You ready? Come on. Let's go.
One, two, three.
-[Anny chuckles] -[Robert] Whee!
[Veronica] Tim, are you ready? The show's about to start.
[Tim] Almost. I'm about to knock this dude out.
[Veronica] What are you do... What are you doing? Get that...
You think you're, uh, Cleo and Christian now?
-Sir, you brought videogames with you? -Yo, chill.
-Stop. -Dude, I've never knocked Rocky out before, Veronica.
I'm about--
-[Veronica chuckles] -Did I just punch you in your face?
Ow! Oh, my God!
-[Emily] Get Daddy hard. -[Kobe chuckling]
Go, go, go, Koban, now's your chance.
-[Kobe screams, then chuckles] -[Emily] He's unarmed.
Yeah! That was good.
-All right, all right. Say "Goodnight, Daddy." -All right, bubba.
[kisses] Did you have fun?
-Give mom a kiss. -All right, give mom--
-[kisses] Give mom a-- -It's bedtime.
-[Koban strains] -Oh, gosh.
-Okay, let me take my boxing baby to bed. -Oh, man.
[Elizabeth] Come here, babe. I need to mark my territory
so everybody knows that you're mine.
[speaking in English]
Oh, my God.
[speaking in English]
-Come on. -Perfect lips.
[speaking in English]
-Oh, come on, you're no fun. The show's starting. -[Andrei exclaims]
England. England... there's a double-decker bus.
-And lions. -Who's in England?
[speaking in English]
I know you do. You do. [chuckles]
You love this gate. It's gold and gaudy.
[gasps] Cleo and Christian.
-[speaking in English] -About time.
[Cleo speaking in English]
I'm feeling really concerned
about some of the things that came up.
You gotta stop listening to those palm readers
and zodiac signs and just,
you know, take the good with the bad.
[Cleo] Both Christian and I are really into movies and, um, you know, comics.
[speaking in English]
My gosh, look at those masks.
I am feeling like Medieval Times type of thing.
[Christian] All right, what I figure is,
you'll be looking for, like, flappers girl
and then I'll find, like, a '20s, like, gangster suit.
[Cleo speaking in English]
Yeah. Yeah, let's go for that.
'20s. I was close. I said medieval. That's a little bit later.
[man 1] Just gonna come around your neck here.
Oh, my goodness. You have got
-an incredibly tiny neck. -Oh.
[man 1] That's insane. You probably have one of the smallest necks...
-Yeah. -...I've ever fitted on a man.
[chuckles] That's exactly like you, honey.
-What does that mean? -"You've got an--". I don't know.
They say, you know, big hands and big feet
-big gloves and socks-- -Nah, 'cause I saw...
-The other day I saw-- -Tiny necks, tiny chokers.
[speaking in English]
-My neck? -[Anny speaking in English]
-What do you think your neck size is? -Well, hold on.
Uh, it's... the average is between 14 and 19 inches.
Yeah, you are, um, almost
-14 inches. -Give me that.
I don't think you're doing it right.
You're looking at the centimeters.
What it is?
[speaking in English]
[Christian] All right, you ready for the big reveal, babe?
-[Cleo] Let's do it. -[Christian] Steppin' out.
-[Cleo] Wow... You look great. -[exclaims]
Yeah, you look pretty good, too.
Yeah, give me a... give me a little spin here...
-Okay. -...Take a look at it.
-Oh. -Oh, my gosh.
-[speaking in English] -I actually love this era.
Like, the '20s is so, like, classy and fancy.
Yeah, cool. Uh, should we try another costume?
All right, come on out.
[Cleo] Wow.
You look regal.
[Cleo speaking in English]
[laughs]
Well, Christian... Christian's just weird too.
Ooh, is that doing it for you? Like a policeman uniform?
No. But once upon a time I was excited to pull you
so, you know, different strokes for different folks.
So, I actually did buy something for you yesterday evening...
-Okay. -...Something kind of, kind of precious.
-[speaking in English] -No, he's not.
[speaking in English]
It's probably a necklace. That box too long.
It's probably a necklace.
-[Christian] Okay. -All right.
-[Christian speaking] -[Cleo] Oh, wow.
You didn't have to.
Bingo.
-Oh, sterling silver you say. -[wheezes]
So it will tarnish but you can polish it right back up.
So nice.
[Christian] I wanted to show you something, like a...
physical thing that'd represent, you know, my love for you.
Did you just say your love for me?
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
His "love" for her?
He said "love". Cleo... Cleo went like this. Look.
-[in high pitched voice "Your love."] -[laughs]
I just, like, can't take him seriously
'cause he's wearing this frigging costume right now.
-You said I love you first. -You said I love you.
-Come on. You say I love you to... -[gasps]
-Kobe! -The way you...
You say I love you the way you breathe.
-Like... that's who you are, my love. -Kobe.
-I'm gonna pull up our messages. You said it. -Me-- Before...
I just that our relationship is moving towards a next step
of, you know, being truly committed to each other...
She's wearing that same necklace in her interviews.
Aw.
...and that we get there before he leaves.
I really appreciate that. It means a lot to me.
[both] Aw.
But she didn't even say she loved him back, though.
She's, like, mesmerized right now.
-I think she just forgot. -Might be.
-Ooh. It's a intense music. -Where are we?
-[mimics music] Oh! -Oh.
-We're in Israel. -Yes. Meisha and Nicola.
Is he gonna tell his family that they're finally together?
-Or is he gonna wait another 46 years? -[Andrei chuckles]
[speaking in English]
-Maybe you should tell Andy. -You... you tell him.
Come on, Nicola, say something.
-Oh, my gosh. Just say it. -Come on, man.
Like, he should be honored to introduce her.
The main purpose that Meisha came from Minnesota to the Holy Land
is to spend time together and we can know each other more
and hopefully, in the next few days
that we can also get engaged.
-He said it. -He finally told them.
-[speaking in English] -Son engaged.
-Whoa. -Wow, I didn't think that I would see that honestly.
Yeah, he gave her that look, like...
"Yeah, okay, I did it. You don't get to ask me for [bleep] else.
-All right? Yeah, that's it." -"For the rest of your life."
[speaking in other language]
-Would mother understand this is a ring? -Yes. Okay, shut up.
I need to see her face. She's like, "No".
[exhales] What is she gonna say?
-What's she gonna say? -I'm getting nervous.
[Nicola's mom speaking in other language]
[Nicola in English] She's very happy.
[Mickey] Aw. [indistinct]
What?
She's like, "Finally, my 46-year-old virgin son
-has found someone." -[chuckles] Yeah.
-Whoo! -[speaking in English]
Oh, my God.
[Nicola] I have to tell you something else.
Meisha, she is a Catholic.
Before she was a Catholic she didn't know God
and when she was young she was married.
She have two daughters.
[clicks tongue] Oh, gosh, now he worried about that.
She a dime, man. You better go snatch that up.
-You're surprised... -[Meisha] Mmm-hmm.
-Very surprise. Yes. -...that I will marry a divorced, right?
[Andy speaking in English]
Okay, he's 46. How many other 46-year-old virgins
-are running around? -Yeah, true.
Man, you're 46 years old.
For you to find somebody around your age
that's a virgin is like looking through a needle through a haystack.
[speaking in English]
[speaking in other language]
-Oh. -[exclaims]
Oh, God!
[Nicola's mom speaking in other language]
[in English] "So what?"
Ah, yes! I love her.
She don't care. She said that all the time, uh, tell him...
[speaking in English]
-[laughs] -[Andrei speaks indistinctly]
I told you. She's like, "Get him out."
Oh, I love it.
And he kept it a secret for 7 years for no reason.
This is the, like, absolute opposite of Sumit's mother.
-Literally, like, polar opposites. -[chuckles] Yes.
[Meisha] They were more than accepting.
So, it kind of begs the question,
Nicola, is it you that has the problem with me?
And if Nicola cannot accept me for who I am,
how can we get married?
This is the prime example of a person that is too
concerned about what others think,
that, like, he doesn't even have it accurate
-about what he thinks that they will think. -[Andrei] Mmm-hmm.
Like, he's wrong about it. You're just thinking about it way too much.
-That's why he's a virgin for 46 years. -Well...
He thought about it too much. To stick it in or not.
[chuckles]
[Jasmine] Every time that you come
we have a hard time getting along and then
after a certain period of time we get along again.
But then, you leave and the same cycle repeats.
Here we go. Here we go. Here goes something.
Now that you're relaxed. I just warmed you up.
-Ah, okay. Now business talk. Business talk. Okay. -Mmm.
Massage first and now business. Green Card, let's see.
[Emily] Babe, I got us a sweet treat.
What's your favorite flavor?
I know.
-What? -Chocolate peanut butter.
Mmm... I'll take it.
[speaking in English]
What's your flavor... You change your flavor
-every year? -Mmm-hmm.
What's your favorite ice-cream this year?
Mmm.
[speaking in English]
I literally just said your favorite was chocolate peanut butter.
-But now this year it's peanut butter chocolate? -Mmm-hmm.
[Emily chuckles]
Uh-oh, Panama!
Oh, yeah!
[vocalizing]
Oh, they happy now. Look.
[Jasmine speaking in English]
-So, I'm gonna clean your face first. -[Gino] Okay.
[Jasmine] Oh, the hat.
N... No.
He's just so concerned with people seeing what's under that hat.
No, he's trying to keep his brain in. And if he lifts the hat up
-it's gonna escape. -Look how fast that was. Like...
[speaking in English]
-What the heck is this? -[Jasmine] Close your eyes
and your mouth. Don't speak.
-Oh, what is that? I need that. -I don't... I don't know.
Oh, my gosh, I think I have that.
I have something just like that. A face steamer.
Mmm.
[speaking in English]
Baby, I have noticed that, you know,
every time that you come
we have a hard time getting along and then
after a certain period of time we get along again.
But then, you leave and the same cycle repeats.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Here goes something.
Now that you're relaxed. I just warmed you up.
-Ah, okay. Now business talk. Business talk. Okay. -Mmm.
Massage first and now business. Green Card, let's see.
Baby, listen. First you said with the K-1, 6 months.
Now... Then you said, like, 9 months.
Baby, it has been 13 months.
Yeah, but we had the pandemic that we had to go through
-which lost a lot of time. -You always have an excuse for everything
-and an answer. -No, but it's true.
Yo, that ain't his fault, Jasmine.
[speaking in English]
Like, would you then at least be willing...
[speaking in English]
Boy, that man's... my massage and spa day turned to [bleep].
Now he's gotta look for apartments he don't wanna buy.
See? Before, she said she only want that apartment for one month.
A year in that apartment is $36,000.
[speaking in English]
Can you get... Can you grab your phone
and we can look for an apartment now.
Could you please say yes for once to me?
You sound a little spoiled.
[both exclaiming]
Oh! Gino said it like this, though. Look, look.
[mockingly] "You sound a little spoiled."
Independent woman, Jasmine. Independent woman.
That's all I'm gonna say.
I'm being spoiled just for asking for a decent place,
even though when I met you
you had money for sugar babies.
You were paying 300 for date.
-[Gino] No, I wasn't. -You have money for your ex.
-Yes. -You took her to Disney.
-[Gino] She-- -You took her to Legoland.
-She still will not give up the Legoland. -Still on that.
-Legoland makes it's grand return. -Oh, my God.
You're a [bleep] piece of trash.
You're trash. You want to pay...
-The most money. -No.
-[Gino] This is the most [bleep] expensive place. -Just get out of here.
Get... and then, get off my [bleep] place.
[Gino] Don't be throwing my [bleep].
[both exclaiming]
Oh, look, look, look.
[timidly] Shot... shot fired. Pew.
-This is like me and you, uh, year one and two... -Oh, 100%.
-...that we were in our 20s. -Oh, this is true.
Get out of my house!
[door slams]
We're done.
[Jasmine] [bleep] you, Gino.
[Gino] I'm done with this.
[bleep].
Oh, the toothbrush again!
Poor toothbrush done went through hell every season.
Not the toothbrush on the floor.
No! That's the most tragic part.
Well, at least she didn't wipe the toilet with it.
She probably did. He doesn't even know it.
Hold on.
Hold, hold on.
You eat it. Well, you try it.
For me, it tasted like
if I imagine eating my dog's excrements.
-What the... [bleep] -What...
-What is he... -...is that fruit?
Riley be out there eating [bleep] sandwiches.
-[Andrei laughing cunningly] Oh, oh, oh! -[Elizabeth gasps]
-Sushi. -This looks amazing.
-Yeah. -Oh, you've even
got chopsticks and soy sauce.
Look at you, babe.
What type did you get?
Salmon and some tuna, I think.
-We know how to hold our chopsticks. -Yeah.
Had to teach you how. You're so good at it now.
Whoo-hoo.
-Hello. I'm watching The 90. -Mmm-hmm.
How are you?
[impersonating Jasmine] By the way,
I forgot to mention that I found a new apartment
and we need to move in,
-so you need to give me 1,500. -[bleep] you.
I'm not giving you anything.
Oh, my gosh, where is your toothbrush?
-Let me throw it. -[laughs]
Damn, yo, that [bleep] is deep with motorcycles, man.
-Yeah. -That's a motorcycle gang.
-Oh, Riley and Violet. -Oh, yeah.
Hi. How are you?
-[Violet laughs] -This is...
Not quite like this, uh, how it is here,
but, you know, close in Flushing, Queens is kind of close.
Oh, I love a market.
Oh, I love a market!
Take me to all the markets.
-Where? -Flushing, Queens.
That's why they call it Flushing
because it's always going down the drain.
Brooklyn for life.
Over there,
Oh, jackfruit.
It's different?
-Durian. -Okay, I'll try it.
It stinks?
-Oh. -So do you want to try?
I always see those in the store
and I'm like, "What the hell is this?"
I always want to try it,
but I don't even know how to, like, open it.
-No, thank you. -It's a fruit.
-Why wouldn't you try it? -I don't care.
-Ew! Don't try it! -I...
I've never tried it.
It tastes like sweet, like, moldy cheese.
You want to try?
Wait, hold on. Hold, hold on.
You eat it while you try it.
Okay, so we can move on.
This is me. This is me.
I'm like, "No, I'm not, I just might vomit.
-I'm not trying to be rude -I just wouldn't have ate it
-but I might vomit at any minute... -in the first place.
...so let me just..." [gags]
For me, it tasted like
if I imagined eating my dog's excrements
but I sautéed it in garlic butter.
-What the... [bleep] -What...
-What is he... -...is that fruit?
I was not gonna even compare it to that.
-How do you know how that taste? -I don't know.
Riley be out there eating [bleep] sandwiches.
Some places in Thailand they won't even let you bring it in
to, like, the hotel.
And in China they have durian pizza,
they have durian ice cream, durian candy.
[gags] Durian's yucky.
Uh-huh.
I'm sorry. There's a lot of smells here.
Not feeling well now. It's like...
[both laugh]
Riley don't know how to act, yo.
Just suck it up and deal with it.
-Oh, my gosh, isn't he from New York? -Oh, come on.
Like, please.
There's all kinds of smells there.
Remember when I was pregnant in China,
and you took me to the movies, and we saw that one movie?
But in China they can bring any food they want
into the movie theatre,
and it smelled so bad.
I almost puked.
[Violet in Vietnamese]
Yeah, he's always destroy a good moment.
Fun sucker.
[in English]
Mmm-hmm.
I don't, it's, I, it's...
How I can do now?
I want to know do you regret your actions?
And if you say yes
I go, "That's good enough for me"
because that means that you grew.
Sometimes, my friend, you've just got to let it go.
You can hang on
and you're the one who's gonna keep suffering,
or you can just let it go and move the F on.
But, like, the thing about apologies though,
like, you shouldn't have to pull it out of the person
which is what you're really bad at.
You're really bad at apologizing.
You're either sorry or you're not.
You shouldn't have to be led to an apology
because then it's less sincere.
-Thank you. -Okay.
She finally did say "I'm sorry."
So maybe that's what he needs
-to shut up and move on. -No...
...now he's gonna be like, "That wasn't sincere enough."
I'll walk you home.
-Will you allow me to walk you home? -Okay.
-Can I hold your hand when I walk you home? -Yes.
That's a little ass table, man.
What is that? A kiddie table?
Damn. That chair was so small.
Yo, if I got to Vietnam
what's the average height of the people over there?
[bleep] I can go over there
and be the best NFL player ever.
What are those? Are those coconuts?
-Is it Panama? -Is it Panama?
I don't know.
-[chuckles softly] -David and Sheila.
That's my power couple this season.
I hope Sheila's doing okay.
I hope they both are doing well,
but, you know, I really hope Sheila's doing all right.
-Moalboal. -Moil, boil.
-How do you say that? -Bow-wow.
Moalboal. [chuckles softly]
Aww!
She's gonna have a princess...
-Tim, she's gonna have a princess day. -Yay.
-Aww. Why are they so cute? -Yeah.
Aww, this, yo,
they just make me so, like,
like, happy.
They, yeah, they just make me smile.
Oi!
Oh! Love that.
[laughing] We can make love a lot.
I told you, this app is probably not the best.
[chuckles]
Wait 'till you have little kids.
You can't make no love. You got to make appointments.
It was painful.
His [bleep] is so big.
-[gasps] -It's an American... [bleep]
[laughs]
Did she just say that?
Oh! [laughs]
-[bleep] -America!
Where's the beef?
Not all Americans have big... [bleep]
Ain't that the truth.
-[laughs] -I don't know.
Those Cameroonians sure are packing.
[Sheila]
You know, you have a...
[coughs]
[laughs] So you...
[laughs]
I feel your pain, Sheila.
-[laughing] I feel your pain. -[scoffs]
This ain't a roach motel like the last one.
Oh, that's so beautiful.
Dude, look at that room.
-Yeah. -Why are there two beds?
What are the two beds for?
-Is that for her? -One bed is for his penis
because Sir Thick-A-Lot needs his own place to sleep.
You want shower?
[Sheila] Okay.
-Yeah! -Shower.
-American [bleep] now. Yeah! -[laughs]
[laughs]
♪ Da, da ♪
-[Sheila] Whee. -[water splashing]
-[David] Whoo! Whoo! -[Sheila laughs]
-Listen. -Hmm?
After this...
What are you doing?
You're an ass [bleep], I know.
-What? -I think you just signed ass... [bleep]
-No, it was like... -You're trying to do "horny?"
-Yeah. -That's this.
Ah, okay.
[laughs]
I met a gal. Actually, she was an American.
I actually invited her
to our little Thanksgiving that we have going on.
This mother [bleep] did not.
Uh-oh.
[Anny]
[Robert]
I was just using it to scare Bryson.
I had to test it out, you know?
-Yeah? -Yeah.
[laughs]
Cleo and Christian.
[Christian] I'm in London for Thanksgiving tomorrow.
I don't know. There's a lot of mixed emotions.
It is gonna be kind of sad that I'm not seeing my family.
I missed Thanksgiving one time
and it's when I went to China to see you.
-Mmm-hmm. -And then I made my parents
throw me an early Thanksgiving before I left.
Hey, the good thing about having Thanksgiving in England
is you don't have to beat the crowds to get your groceries.
-[laughs] -Oh, that's right, that's right.
There's still plenty of turkey left in the market.
-There's plenty of everything. -Yeah.
You don't have to fight over the last pumpkin pie.
[laughs]
Anny, you don't know what Thanksgiving is?
What's Thanksgiving?
Wow. Why you cook a turkey?
[laughs]
[Cleo] For Thanksgiving do you exchange gifts?
[Christian] No, you get there for the food and that's it.
Oh, the food. I just love the food.
I love the food.
I could eat Thanksgiving meal every Sunday.
On the count of three, your favorite Thanksgiving dish.
One, two, three.
Stuffing.
-Sushi? -[laughs]
Doesn't count.
-Corn. -Oh, corn.
But I don't think we're gonna need this
because we're gonna try to find it in a can.
So usually with the corn we do, like, creamed corn.
You don't have, like, canned creamed corn?
-I have never heard of that. -Cream corn?
It's really good.
I used to, like, just make a can of it and eat it all by itself.
My man want to find corn in the can.
Why you gonna find the can when you can get it fresh?
You got to eat Aunt Sherryl's famous cream corn recipe.
That makes every holiday meal
-when she brings her cream corn. -Mmm-hmm.
-[gasps] -It sounds good.
-Ohh, it's so good. -Yeah.
Always drinking, Christian.
Christian always drinking...
...like me.
-Hello. -Hey!
How are you?
I'm good. I'm glad to see you. [laughs]
-Oh. -Somebody getting the alcohol.
Yeah.
Oh, has he had a few drinks, maybe?
What did you get up to?
[Christian] Well, I just, uh,
I was stumbling around the neighborhood.
I was walking by and I found, like, a pub.
Cozied up on to the bar. I got a drink and I met a gal. Actually, she was an American.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Yep.
-[laughing] What? -What the... [bleep]
He's three sheets to the wind, Tim.
Just kind of strange, you know what I'm saying? Like, what are the odds?
-How's it going? -Good.
-How are you? -I'm doing pretty good.
This is actually the first time
that I've drank in, like, two or three days,
-I want to say. -Congratulations.
Thank you. I'm just, I'm not a big drinker.
But, like, you know, on vacation.
-I got nothing else going on. -Yeah.
[laughs]
Oh, he's that guy at the bar.
Not a big drinker?
But he's real proud
-of the two days of sobriety? -Yeah, exactly.
Was she looking forward to celebrating Thanksgiving?
Uhh, well, she, you know, was not gonna be able to celebrate Thanksgiving.
I actually invited her to our little Thanksgiving that we have going on.
-Huh? -What the...
This mother [bleep] did not. This mother [bleep] did not.
Wow. I didn't see that coming.
Uh-oh!
-That is not a good look, man. -That's horrible.
This isn't the first time that I hear from Christian
that he's talking to another woman,
whether it is on a plane, a bar,
and I'm starting to kind of see a pattern.
All right, I think I'm gonna go ready for bed.
I'm gonna clean up. I'm gonna meet up there in just a couple of minutes.
[Cleo] Even though his intentions are just to be friendly,
I feel that it is a little strange
to constantly seek that attention and validation from other women.
I thought we were in a much better place,
so it kind of hurts and it makes me worried again.
Yo, that's what girls in my hood do.
When they be getting ready to fight,
when girls in my hood get ready to fight
they take off their earrings,
get some Vaseline, put it on their face,
and be like, "Okay, it's meow time. Meow!"
So nobody don't scratch their face.
-[Jasmine] -[bleep] you. I'm out of here.
[bleep]
Right there, bitch.
[bleep]
Gosh!
[screaming] Oh!
-Oh... [bleep] -[bleep]
[laughs hysterically]
[Veronica] Ta-da!
Is that some stew?
-Ugh, what is that? -No, it's pitta chips
and spinach dip.
-Why are you putting it towards me? -It's like...
-Because... -You know I don't eat that.
-That's too healthy. -What do you mean you don't eat it?
-It's got parmesan in it. -I don't like weird...
-Mmm, I, no, thank you. -Taste it.
-Taste it. Taste it. -No, you know I can't eat something
-that's gonna make me sick, Veronica. -You can eat stuff
-No. -like spinach dip?
-No. I don't eat spinach. -You're such a...
Like, I don't like avocado. I don't like spinach.
I don't like
-anything healthy. -Spinach is really good for you.
I'm sure it is.
Anything good for you does not taste good.
-This tastes delectable. -Well...
[chews]
[cries]
-Uh-oh, oh, back to Jasmine [indistinct]. -Yeah.
Oh, man.
Now they have to pick up the pieces
of their broken relationship.
-She threw the toothbrush, remember? -Yeah.
[cries]
[bleep]
Oh, my God.
[laughing] She sounds like you when you cry.
-[imitates crying] -Like, that's what,
if you ever wondered how annoying you sound when you cry,
it's just like that.
[Jasmine cries]
[crying]I don't feel like you want to be with me.
I don't feel that you want to help me to make this process easier.
Like, I am so scared of going to USA.
Oh, I'm sure.
She really knows how to pull on his heartstrings.
This is Jasmine's sympathy right now for Gino.
Gino's playing her like that.
[imitates violin]
-You... [laughs] -[laughs]
[Gino] You do not appreciate all the help I've given you.
-But why do you never acknowledge -And to get...
what I have done, what I'm doing...
No, I know moving isn't fun.
[Jasmine cries]
I thought she wanted to move to America?
Apparently it's his fault.
Isn't that the whole point
that she wanted to move to the United States?
No, but now it's a convenient way
for her to be upset and justify the way she's behaving.
-[sighing] Oh. -Well, I mean, she will be moving to Michigan
where it's, like, super snowy.
So [laughs] I can see her point.
I am busting my ass supporting Jasmine financially every month,
and this is the thanks I get from her.
Uh-oh. That's not what she wanted to hear.
That's right. That's just the way it is.
Jasmine, it's either you take it
or your ass gonna be living on the streets.
[Jasmine] You're always my priority,
but when it comes to me everything else comes before me,
your money, your family.
That's what hurts because I should be
the most important person in Gino's life,
more important than his family or anyone.
It's true what she says.
-Well, they're not married yet. -It's true.
-They're not married yet but it's true. -This is still
the trial period.
-Like, you need to chill. -Yeah.
I mean, I know I'm number one in your life.
-[laughs] -You don't have to say it. It's okay.
-Oh. -But you could
just to make me feel reassured.
Of course you're my number one, my love.
-Thank you. -[laughs]
Veronica, seriously, like,
you're spilling that... [bleep]
Like, it smells.
Please be done and get rid of that.
-Oh! [blows raspberry] -You cannot be trusted with that.
[laughing] Okay.
If that wasn't a sign.
-[laughs] -The dog's gonna get a concussion
when you drop that bowl on him, like...
What am I doing with you
if I'm not the most important person in your life?
-Yeah, after marriage you would-- -[bleep] marriage!
[gasps]
She needs to learn to not raise her voice.
-Okay, whatever. -[bleep] marriage!
[bleep] it.
Can you say it a little louder? I can't hear you.
[both laugh]
Can you say it in 3D?
I need to hear it all the way from Florida
to Panama.
Yeah. [bleep]
[bleep] idiot. How you gonna [bleep] me to your family?
-What the heck is wrong-- -You don't think my family is [bleep] important?
-You got any [bleep] brains in your head? -I'm not... anymore.
I'm not filming anymore.
-[gasps] -You're a [bleep] idiot.
Yeah, you're a [bleep] idiot.
Oh, my gosh!
Mother... [bleep]
[bleep] your family's trash.
You're trash.
-Your family is trash! -You're [bleep] trash!
Yo, Gino, you gonna let her talk like that about the family?
-[bleep] I'm out of here. -[Jasmine]
[bleep]
Right there, bitch.
[bleep]
[screaming] Oh!
-Oh! -[bleep]
[laughs hysterically]
-Go back to him -[Jasmine] Most important person in my life.
-because I don't need you. -He is the most important
-person in my life. -Yeah. Go [bleep] yourself. Go to hell.
-I love this. -You're poking the bear.
-Like, you're poking the bear. -I know, but this is...
-Like, you [bleep] with the bull. -He's normally shaking
-in his boots. -You [bleep] with...
I'd rather him poke the bear.
-[Jasmine] Okay, you know what? -Yeah?
-[bleep] -Yeah.
-Oh, you want to see that? -Go ahead.
Go ahead. I'll show you something.
-[shouting] -I'll show you something.
-Yeah, good. -[bleep]
No! [laughs]
[laughing] No!
[laughing] No.
What just happened? What just happened?
[laughing] No.
Man down! Shots have been fired!
Call 911. Gino need... Ready.
-[bleep] -Boom!
-[bleep] -[laughs]
Gino needs to be revitalized.
I'm sorry, did she just admit she cheated?
-[laughs] And filmed it? -And then offered
the receipts?
-Holy crap. -And during the interview?
Oh, my gosh!
[man] Next time on Before The 90 Days...
-Oh, oh, my gosh, Nicola. -[chuckles]
-Whoa! -What?
He is definitely heavily petting.
-Yeah, what is he putting-- -That was full hand on ass cheek.
I want to show to Meisha that I am a romantic person.
That's Nicola breaking loose, going wild.
Nicola going wild. [laughs]
-Dance like him. -All the time.
Why can't you dance like Nicola?
Move your body like that in front of my face.
Statler's so intense. I do question whether we are actually compatible.
I am clingy in a relationship. I want my person next to me all of the time.
That's the kind of love I want.
You can't have somebody next to you all the time, yo.
Nobody want to be next to you when you taking [bleep]
because I sure wouldn't.
I love he's like, "You're not hot right now?"
-She's like, "No. Why would I be hot?" -[laughs]
She's so confused!
It's happening!
-Oh, my gosh. -[laughs]
-Oh, is he gonna propose? -It's proposal time!
David's about to pop the question.
-Whoo-hoo! -This is so exciting!
Exciting.
-Right? -Mmm-hmm.
Oh, my gosh, babe.
I feel like my favorite part of the whole episode
was Gino and Jasmine's fights because they're epic
-and they're so intense. -[chuckles]
-And I'm like... -Yeah.
...wait, you hooked up with your ex a month ago?
Drop the tea, girl. I need to know more.
Oh, my God, that was crazy with Gino and Jasmine.
-Like, phew, man. -Dude, how do you
come back from, "I have a video
of me cheating on you with my ex last month?"
I don't think you come back
-from that, but... -You don't.
Cannot wait for next week.
I'm gonna go get
-some more socks to wear. -I need to check on Winston
and make sure he didn't
-climb out of his crib. -Gonna get some more socks. Yeah, yeah.
-Next week. -What do you want to watch
that video for you little pervert?
[Anny] I want to watch!