Time to start.
Before The 90 Days. Let's watch.
I'm conducting you.
I don't think you should be yelling like you were about cheating on me.
Is that true?
[Jasmine] No.
That's a lie. Gino, I don't believe that...
This girl is so full of it.
Jasmine, absolutely not. There is a tape. There is proof.
-Strip teasing you dancing. -Yeah.
-Oh... Yeah, I mean... -Come here.
He's cracking himself up.
My man, look like raw chicken dance.
Oh, my gosh. It's happening.
We're gonna have a princess day. We're gonna have a princess day.
Please stop pattycaking my arm.
-Favorite show. -Yeah.
-Are you ready for B90? -Ready. Let's go.
-Okay, it's about to go down. -Let the show begin.
-I mean, what is going on here Dad? This is our show. -Hey, hey, hey...
-All right, whatever. Yeah. -What are you doing?
The bed's not big enough for the three of us.
Where are you going?
-All right. Thanks, Dad. See you later. -Thank you.
-[Robert] Before The 90 Days. -[Anny] Yeah, I'm ready.
Oh-hooho! Who's up on the menu?
Let's see who's gonna get roasted because last week was roast.
[Elizabeth] Babe, come on. Help me.
[Andrei] What! What are you doing?
I'm making these paper airplanes for one of Ellie's art projects.
I... I think so, 'cause I don't think I'm doing a very good job.
Let me show you.
I'd like some wings on the end.
-Look at this. -It didn't work.
Babe, I think... I think it's gonna come all of it, look.
Whoo!
[Veronica] Come on, I'm getting all your cushions fluffed for you.
-Where are you? -I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming,
Ah! I'm ready.
-What are you ready for? What are you most ready for? -I mean... I guess like the
most bankable think is, I feel like David is gonna propose tonight.
Yes, we're gonna have a pre-princess day.
-I am here for it. I cannot wait. -You know what,
let's keep our thoughts to ourselves, let's keep our mouths closed
and let's watch and see.
Okay, where are we going? On a road trip.
-Oh, Meishla. Aw. Why did you do that? -What did I do?
Your arm... Your thumb is stronger than you think.
So anywhere you go in the Dead Sea you could flow, anywhere.
[Nicola] Yeah
When did the Dead Sea die?
Damn.
-It's a serious question. -Whoo!
When did it die?
Today, I just want Meisha to rest with me to enjoy the time.
I think this will be romantic.
And, she'll start to see that I'm capable to be affectionate,
like the way she wants.
-Oh, yeah. -Let's see your romantic side, Nicola.
-Can I? Can I? -Yes, I want you to.
Okay...
-...digging through my purse. -She's like, "Oh, right now, okay."
So, go outside and roll in the mud in the backyard.
Okay...
-Is this the sexiest way to do this? -Why?
-No! -No!
He's like, "I'm not trying to be sexy."
You know, Nicola is doing a good job but he should like...
He's not doing a good job he's just...
-sticking it on there. -Good job for somebody who's never done that but like...
He should be like massaging her.
I mean I'm just distracted by his intense firmest hands
so I don't really know
but I'm glad you're lookin
-at the way he's applying mud to her body. -Mmm-hmm.
-[Meisha] I'm gonna go on my stomach. -[Nicola] Yeah.
-[Meisha] Gentle, not caveman style. -[Nicola] Caveman style?
[mud smacks]
-Whoa! -[Nicola] What?
[Meisha] Can you try not to be a barbarian?
[laughing] That's what I would say to you.
"Not like-- We're not barbarians here."
No, I'm not, Anny.
I'm not like that. I'm, I'm caressing.
-I have character. -[Anny speaking]
I'm passionate, and I'm sweet.
Nico, I have so much grace for you
because I actually understand you
and I understand where you've been.
But because you're a virgin,
I also want you to feel free
to come to me and ask me questions.
You are far too old, madam,
to teach this young whippersnapper...
-She's willing, though. -...which way is up and--
-No, no, she thinks she is. -Well...
She likes that he's a virgin, I think.
And I think that she likes that she gets to teach him the ropes.
I just don't want you to ever feel
embarrassed about something like, "Oh, I wouldn't know how to do that."
-[indistinct] -Sweetie pie, I know what is woman,
I know how women operate, I know everything.
-But everything have to come... -[questioningly] Hmm...
Tim, her face, look at her face.
She's... [imitates Meisha]
I wanna hear him tell me how women operate.
You don't know no women.
You never even been close to a woman
-since you came out of one. -Yeah.
[Nicola speaking]
[Meisha] Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's...
If I'd never ridden a bike, I can't say I know how to ride that bike yet.
-Right. -Right, right.
Well said, girl.
-That's what somebody that's never had sex would say. -Yeah, yeah.
-[Meisha] Strip teasing you dancing? -[Nicola] Yeah.
-[laughing] Oh, yeah, I mean... -Come here.
[both guffawing]
He's cracking himself up.
[laughing]
My man look like raw chicken dancin'.
[laughs]
-[in normal voice] White man meat. -He was a-swinging them hips.
That is a lot of white man meat.
Do it like him, go up a little bit more.
-Like this. -[both laughing]
Oh, my love. Ooh, ooh.
-That's not what he's doing... -That's how you like it.
Ew.
[excitedly] Oh, Big Ben! Is that Big--
-I've never been to England. We should go to London. -Where is Big Ben?
-In England, in London. -I don't what Big Ben is.
-The clocktower! So-- -Oh, okay. I didn't know
-that was the name. -I thought you've been to London?
-No. -[clicks tongue]
[Christian] All right, so, you just want me,
-just message... [indistinct] -I would start, like,
-under the skin. -How do I do that? Where do I go
-under the skin? Peel up? -Like, you have to, like, lift it.
-[Christian] So, like, under here, right? -[Cleo] Yeah, that's right.
What is going on? Where are the bones in this meat?
What is that?
Yeah.
-You can cover me in butter any time. -Mmm-hmm.
I love butter. Make me, like,
put butter all over me, and then dip bread off of it and then eat it,
-and then feed it to me. -Mmm-hmm.
[Christian] You like that? You like watching me do this?
-Stop! -[Christian] What?
-This making you jealous of the turkey here, sweetheart? -[Cleo] Shut up!
[laughing]
I'm not that jealous.
Trust me, I don't have any feelings for this turkey. It was...
-For real, are you gonna start talking to the turkey and... -Yeah, there's... [indistinct]
-[laughs] -...like, invite it over for, like, Thanksgiving?
[loudly] Ah, ha-ha! Oh, the shade.
[Christian] So, Jane's coming over tonight.
-Mmm-hmm. -[Christian] Is it just gonna be the three of us?
-[Cleo] Yeah. -[Christian] Should I be nervous, like,
the fact that she might not give me a second chance
after the last time that we met?
Oh, my gosh.
-[chuckles] -Jane is coming to Thanksgiving.
-Yeah. -She doesn't even like Christian.
-I mean she-- -Or she's not a fan of him. We'll just say that.
-[doorbell ringing] -[Cleo] Oh, she's here.
[Christian] Cool.
-[Jane] Hello! -[Cleo] Hello, thank you for coming.
I know.
[Jane speaking]
[Cleo] If it's super dry, tell me.
[in British accent] Oi, looky-look, kitty-cat.
A cat.
Yup. The cat is hiding
'cause the cat know drama's about to happen.
[Anny] Yeah.
So, we're just removing the skin,
-or we're just kind of... -[Christian] No, you, you definitely want the skin.
-The skin is the best bit. -[Christian] The skin is the best part.
That turkey looks pretty good.
-Looked raw. -Yeah.
What do you wanna bet Cleo brings up that he invited a girl over
-for Thanksgiving at the table? -Oh, it's 100% happening.
So, usually Thanksgiving, is it, is it, like, a big thing?
Yeah, my family has probably about 15 to 20 people that come.
So then, I guess, this is a very small Thanksgiving, what you would
-usually experience. -Literally, the smallest Thanksgiving I've ever had.
Well, Christian did invite another person last night.
I did, yeah.
-Oh, here we go. -There it is.
There it is.
[in normal voice] He's in the hot seat. Happy Thanksgiving.
-[gasps] Oh, she's bringing up the girl. -Ooh.
-Yeah, yeah. -She's calling him out.
-This is what we're waiting for. -Call him out.
[Cleo speaking]
-[both] No. -Nope, wasn't interested.
-Just interested in her. -[Anny] In the girl.
[imitating Christian]
It's called Thanksgiving, not turkey night dinner.
-[both laugh] -[bleep] sound like a TV dinner,
-Turkey Night Dinners. -[continues laughing]
[Christian] I haven't-- I don't feel like I've done anything wrong.
I feel like I have to defend myself,
and it's getting a little hot in here.
You know why? 'Cause you kinda stir that up yourself, man.
You left that smell in the air.
You know how we like to try, like, new food and adventurous food?
-Yeah. -I found some food that I ordered
-that I want you to try. -Does it have a name?
-Yes, we're gonna try it together. -What's the name?
Let me go get it first.
[chuckles]
I don't feel loved. I don't feel appreciated.
He doesn't, either.
[speaking in English and other language]
[in English] Like the [bleep] that you scrape off your shoe.
What are you talking about? Like...
If some girl told me she had a tape [bleep] her ex
and how much better he was than me in bed, I'd feel great.
-[Kobe speaking in English] -[Emily] Kinda.
They're, um, Rocky Mountain oysters.
[chuckles] Rocky Mountain oysters?
[speaking in English]
That's what they are.
-[Kobe chuckles] -Try 'em.
How's it taste?
[speaking in English]
That's because it's cow balls in your mouth.
Wh... wait, what?
They're cow balls.
[laughs]
[speaking in English]
-[laughs] -Mmm.
-Oh, it's Jasmine. -Oh, I'm back in Panama.
-Jasmine. -[yowls]
[speaking in English]
Ooh. That was epic. That was epic last week.
"Yo, I had sex and it's all on video.
I made, uh, porn movies."
-Is that his stuff... -No.
...in a grocery, reusable grocery bag
-duffle bag? -Maybe he's just, like, walk of shame
-to the airport. -I have... let me tell you, I have used
a lot of garbage bags to move my [bleep] before out of girls houses.
-She's sitting there like a stone cold killer. -Yeah.
This isn't the way I was hoping for my trip to turn out.
I don't think you should be...
yelling like you were
about cheating on me.
That is a big deal.
Is that true?
[Jasmine] No.
That's a lie. Gino, don't believe that [bleep].
Who makes that up?
-Who says I have sex with my ex... -Oh, my God.
...and then I recorded it?
This girl is so full of it.
Jasmine, absolutely not. There is a tape.
There is proof. 'Cause when you get that angry
you're... all you can say is the truth.
I told you that because I'm very hurt.
Because you find it okay
to say that I'm not the most important person in your life.
I don't know if I'm more upset that she lied about it
or if I'm more upset that I don't get to see the video.
[chuckles]
[Jasmine] So, you're leaving tomorrow.
Just... let's take separate ways...
and let's be over.
[gasps]
She's breaking it off.
I don't feel loved. I don't feel appreciated.
He doesn't, either.
[speaking in English and other language]
[in English] Like the [bleep] that you scrape off your shoe.
What are you talking about? Like...
If some girl told me she had a tape [bleep] her ex
and how much better he was than me in bed, I'd feel great.
Hmm.
Just... pick up your things.
[Jasmine speaking in English]
I want you to go and I want you to leave me alone.
I would take her dare.
Pick your balls up, Gino, and please go.
Let me... I wanna see what Gino...
What do you think Gino's gonna do?
He's not gonna walk away.
If he walks away it's done.
[gasps]
Oh. Oh, [bleep], he's gonna walk away.
-Oh, no. -Yo.
No way.
I mean, it's almost like, finally.
-You guys fight all the time. -I did not
-see this coming from her. -I didn't think
-she was gonna break up with him. -I thought Gino was the one
-who was gonna make that move. -I did, too.
[Gino] We're just... we're not getting anywhere.
Um, it makes me, you know...
How much, how much does she really love me? I don't know.
You know what?
Maybe it's better that way.
Maybe it's better that way because
once you say certain things
-you can't just never take that back. -No.
Wow.
-They're done. -They are done.
[whispers] What?
-I got us some nachos. -Yeah.
-You know what the best thing about nachos is? -Hmm?
The nacho jokes.
-What? -Like, for Gino and Jasmine...
-Yeah. -..."That's nacho hair.
-That's nacho money." -[laughs]
-Okay. -Can you think of any?
[speaking in English]
[laughs]
Where are we?
-Uh, in paradise. -Oh, okay.
-We're in the Philippines. -Oh, David and Sheila. Yes!
[in sign language]
Why is women always turning with your... with your butt towards us?
-Why do-- -So you can see the full view.
To... To demonstrate what you're worth--
Oh, like, you don't like looking at asses?
I ask you to do a twirl too so I can look at your ass.
What'd you need my ass for?
What do I need your ass for? What do you need my ass for?
-Certain reason. [laughing] -Shut up.
-Sure that he's, uh-- Yup. -Oh, he's gonna propose.
-Oh, why not? -She's nervous.
She's crying.
-Oh, she looks... -Let's not forget her mother just died.
-Like, we keep-- -Like a week ago. I know.
Oh, like, a week ago.
-I mean, come on. -[shushes]
Her mother.
Her son is not there.
And David's leaving soon.
She got a lot going on.
No, you have to propose.
You're leaving, David.
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't either, David. I wouldn't either.
"Sorry that your mom died, but will you marry me?"
-Yeah, that doesn't go very well together. -Mmm-hmm.
-Mmm. -Mmm-hmm.
Ask your mother
-why her and your ex-wife didn't get along that well. -[chuckles]
[chuckling]
-No, why're you asking that? -No, that's rude.
-Uh-oh. -Why you ask that question?
[Robert] Uh-oh.
-I mean, when Tim and Veronica -And then it was, like, Bennifer.
-...were, like, Timonica. -You've got TV time.
Yeah, I was thinking of, like,
what he couple names would be for these couples. So, like,
Tyray and...
Carmella would be like...
-Tymella. -[Veronica] Uh-huh.
We have Gino and Jasmine.
They could be, like, Gasmine.
-I like that. -Uh-huh.
Yeah, what about Razvan and Amanda?
-Raz... manda. -...manda.
-There you go. Hey, we're good at this. -I'm saying.
Oh, he's back.
-Ooh, I can't-- -We are in...
We're in London.
Ooh-ooh.
Dempsey in her best Barbiecore, yes!
-[Statler] Are you ready for Scotland? -[Dempsey] Yay! [laughing]
Geez, you sure are with all your hats.
-I don't know what to wear. I don't know what we're doing. -[Statler] I mean, this...
[Dempsey] I don't know where we're doing.
I hate it.
Today I'm surprising Dempsey
with a trip for her birthday.
She knows that we're going to Edinburgh in Scotland
but she doesn't have a clue where we're staying
or anything else.
-Where you going? -They're going to Scotland, Anny.
That's where Robert of Locksley lives.
You don't know? That's my name, Anny.
[Statler] ...my last chance to...
Statler's like, "Just get me out of here
so I can go take a [bleep] in peace somewhere else
[chuckles] ...in a toilet."
There's like, I think, a lot of castles in...
-Maybe she got 'em, I think, a castle. -I think there are.
I don't think that.
-'Cause I'm pulling out the wrong way so... -Yeah, it's on the wrong side.
How are they driving to Scotland from England?
Are there bridges?
Maybe tiny old bridge...
-They're islands. -Tell me, I don't know.
I cannot be the only person that is wondering this.
I just... I thought Scotland would be further than drivable.
-From England? -Yeah.
No, but Ireland's an island.
And so is England, I suppose. [chuckles]
Could they drive?
Yes, same island.
So you see that place to your right over there?
Yeah.
-That castle? -A castle.
That where we're staying.
Are they going to a castle?
[gasps] In a castle?
Wait, so they did drive there. What...
Oh, man.
One day you're gonna learn how smart I am Veronica.
Yeah, it was me that said "castle"
for Scotland if you, uh, don't remember.
[Statler] We're staying in a castle.
We're staying in a castle.
-[screaming] -[giggling]
That castle look like a prison.
Oh, my gosh.
That is so romantic.
Baby, why didn't you ever do anything like that?
As many times as I visited you in Ireland,
you couldn't have thought about that?
-They're haunted? -Yeah.
[Dempsey] Wow. This is incredible.
And, so, your wardrobe is there and the light switch
for your wardrobe is above the door.
-Thank you so much. -[man] You're welcome.
[gasps]
Yeah, that's amazing.
-[giggling] -Happy Birthday.
Statler's gonna wanna have sex in every single inch
-Of course, she does. -...of that castle.
Oh, but--
They did not?
I love that the two fun facts
that you know about castles, baby,
is that they're haunted
and people [bleep] in the corner.
[Dempsey] Statler makes me feel security.
She makes me feel really safe.
She makes me happy.
She makes me feel complete.
I don't feel pressured to be with Statler.
I wanna be with Statler. I love her.
And so, maybe,
I shouldn't be pushing away the happily ever after
that I've always wanted.
Happy Birthday, Dempsey.
Do you know that I have a luscious tub like this?
That's a big ass tub.
I know, I have one like this in my bathroom.
-I had it there, for like, a year and a half. -Mmm-hmm.
-I've taken-- -I've seen that. I don't think it's quite that big.
...one bath in it.
Have you ever had two people,
-you know, like play footsies like that? -No.
-Who-- -Yeah, until you can do that...
-Do you wanna... Do you wanna come in my tub? -That-- No.
-Bring over some-- -Do I wanna [bleep] in your tub?
Yay, Amanda and Razvan.
-Razvan, actually. Not Razvan. -Razvan.
Is today the big day?
Are they going to his parent's house?
Today I'm introducing Amanda to my parents
and my brother.
I am a little bit nervous.
So I hope
Amanda tries to make a good impression for my parents.
Nobody wants to make a bad impression.
Even if you don't last.
-What? -Don't run.
[both] Hey!
-Hello. -[all chuckling]
-[Daniela] Hello, baby. -[chuckling]
-[kisses] Oh, baby. -[Amanda chuckles]
-Well, mom's welcoming in. -Yeah.
-Good, good. Good to see you. -Good.
-Wow. -He's like, "Let me just get the next girl
that looks just like my mom
so my mom doesn't fight with her.
[both laughing]
Did she not even bring flowers for his family?
You always bring something.
[indistinct conversation]
[Razvan] This is chicken soup.
And the noodles are made home.
And those are cabbage.
Mmm.
Oh, my gosh.
Why don't you make some, okay?
I would love to babe.
[both laughing]
I don't wanna eat soup
for the first time I eat around somebody.
Oh, my God. You know one of my best dishes
-is my homemade chicken soup. -It's not.
[Amanda] My children are so good, well behaved.
So it's easy sometimes, 'cause they're so... good. [chuckles]
Must be nice.
My children like to party...
and watch cartoons and drink juice
and swim in the pool.
-No, we have the best kids. -Oh, sure. I have...
-I'm having grey hair too. -Our kids are the best.
They're the best forever.
You do realize that for as many dumb things
that Chloe does, she's an angel compared to most.
-No, she is. But she's... -Yeah.
When she was little, like her kids are,
she had her moments.
[Amanda] This might be weird, but...
Ask your mother
why her and your ex-wife didn't get along
-that well. -[chuckles]
[chuckling]
-No, why're you asking that? -No, that's rude.
-Uh-oh. Oh, it's... -Why you ask that question?
[Robert] Uh-oh.
-I understand both sides. -No... Ah.
I... I do.
-Tim. -[Tim] I do.
Jennifer meets your mom
for the first time and says, "Oh,
-why him Veronica no work out? -Not gonna bother me at all.
[Razvan] He felt that...
that, uh, she doesn't love me.
They have been hurt.
-Sorry. -[Amanda] Oh.
Aww, you made the dad cry.
Oh, daddy getting emotion.
[Razvan] With my ex-wife...
I felt like she want me to be something else...
[chuckles]
[chuckling]
[Razvan] It reminds me the problems
that have with Amanda.
I don't know. It not... It's not a nice feeling.
I mean, honestly, if we were about to break up,
like, don't take me to your parent's house.
I would never even wanna take you there.
[laughing]
-He is so... -Oh, my God.
Look at his shirt. It's all soaked.
-For real. He look he just came-- -Go, David. Go, David.
David look like he just came out of the pool
with his clothes on.
That's right.
-'Cause we was all hanging out, -[Anny] And then--
...we was drinking, we was partying like rockstars.
You know what, that's what it's all about,
having a good time.
Hey, that's how's New York is all.
We spread love, it's the Brooklyn way.
Oh, no. She's sad, remember?
[gasps]
It's pretty Princess Day.
I'm wondering what he's gonna say.
-David-- -He's gonna do a Tim.
Don't take this Princess Day from me.
But, Veronica, I... I hope that it goes good,
-but what if it doesn't? -Well...
-Come on, girl. Come join the party. -Yeah. Come on.
You sleep over here so what's the problem?
-That's a good girl. -I know you lay here
'cause your hair's all over the bed.
This is so sad.
Aww.
Okay, now that,
-the ring may really help. -Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Aww.
I mean, she would fit in a suitcase.
[laughing]
Like a little carry on.
So he's gonna pass out.
-He is so... -Oh, my God.
Look at his shirt. It's all soaked.
Damn, David look like he just jumped out of a pool.
-For real. Look like he just came-- -Go, David. Go, David.
David look like he just came out of a pool
with his clothes on.
"What're you doing?" Well he's, "I'm kneeling with a ring. Hmm."
Oh, my gosh.
-It's happening. -[gasps]
-gasps. -Oh.
He's asking her. He's asking her.
What's she gonna say?
Yes or no? Is it a yes or no?
[both] Say "yes".
Say "yes" to the ring.
-Mmm. [cheering] -I think that's the best thing he could've done.
[cheering]
He's like, "Girl, I'm sweating all over.
-You think this is a dream?" -[laughing]
"In a dream I won't be sweating this much."
-Yay! -Yeah!
We're gonna have a Princess Day.
-We're gonna have a Princess Day. -Really.
-Please stop pattycaking my arm. -[chuckles]
-Aww, yeah! -Aww!
I love it.
They call each other "honey babe".
-Is that not the cutest thing in the world? -Let's celebrate for them.
I'mma start calling you "honey babe".
Repropose to me.
-Emily, my love... -No, not here in bed.
-Okay. [laughing] -You need to be on one knee.
-Whoa. -Oh!
-There you go. -Oh, my God.
-They the one. -They're spilling food.
-[chuckles] -They... It is what it is.
-It's a blessing. -They are with the one
-all over the rice. -It's okay. He's okay.
Well, of course, you don't care.
You don't have to eat the wine rice now.
♪ Your eyes ♪
♪ Make it so hard to love ♪
[laughing]
-[screams] -Yay!
And he whisks her away...
-and they have a romantic evening. -This is a nice moment.
-He has, um-- -And he tries to stick it in
but it doesn't fit. [laughing]
What fit...
Slap me.
-Ow! -You said slap me.
-She said that. -[Veronica] Oops.
[groans] Get back. [laughing]
[continues laughing]
Bye, crew.
-Like, yo, I-- -Get out of here. [laughs]
[Anny speaking Spanish]
If this bedroom is a rockin', don't come knockin'.
[laughs]
Somebody call the paramedics,
because either he's gonna pass out first from sweating,
-or she's gonna be split in two. -[laughs]
[Cleo speaking]
and just, you know, spontaneously went there
and sat next to her,
that would probably be crossing a line for me.
It's like really, is it even thanksgiving without a fight?
-[laughs] -You know what I'm saying?
[Robert] For real.
You don't just invite her back to your house
like a stray cat.
[Elizabeth] Ellie has to wear pink to school tomorrow.
And she's missing a button on this shirt.
Yeah, it fell off.
-You have the sewing kit? [chuckles softly] -Yeah.
[Elizabeth laughs] Is there a pink in there?
-Yeah, it's everything. -Oh, perfect.
Okay.
-Let me show you how it's done. -Okay.
[Veronica gasps]
Is this a penis? What is this?
It's a chocolate-dipped banana.
-It's hard. -[both laugh]
Cleo-- Cleo--
We back at CC!
[gasps] Cleo and Christian.
We're-- They're not--
-Thanksgiving. -Yeah.
And they're not having this good of thanksgiving treats.
Eh, I think it's gonna turn around,
[Christian] It's not like I seek out only women to talk to.
I just hope that, uh, you can understand it's not anything weird.
You know, I just don't have any...
I'm never-- I'm not uncomfortable speaking with women.
I just [chuckles] speak to them
just like they're a person because they are.
That's his personality.
-Why are they ragging on him? -Yeah, yeah.
It's like really, is it even thanksgiving without a fight?
-[laughs] -You know what I'm saying?
[Cleo] If I was in a bar and I was sitting there alone,
and guys sat next to me and started talking to me,
my assumption would be that the guy is potentially interested in me.
-Would that be your assumption? -One hundred percent.
See, this is the common confusion for men.
He's chatty and chatty,
and it makes it seem like he's interested in the girl.
So that's like, the confusion.
-Like, maybe he just wants to hear himself talk. -Yeah.
If you're a good looking woman and a man talks to you,
he wants to [bleep].
It's a 100%.
Veronica, it's-- it's the truth.
Mmm, nine times out of the ten.
and just, you know, spontaneously went there
and sat next to her,
that would probably be crossing a line for me.
For real.
You don't just invite her back to your house
like a stray cat.
Yeah, for our commitment, like,
it's not-- I'm not gonna be okay
if some girl just inviting random dudes from the bar home.
[laughs] Like, who would be okay with that?
All right, uh, does anyone want some more cheese?
-No, I'm good. -[Christian] I'm set.
-[Christian] I'm totally set on cheese. -Yeah.
It's quite late, I think, um,
have some work [chuckles] tomorrow as well, so.
-This got very awkward, obviously. -Very, very.
Poor Jane, she's like, there for all the fights.
-Happy thanksgiving. -Thanksgiving. [laughs]
I know your favorite holiday has been ruined.
This is definitely the most uncomfortable thanksgiving that I've ever had.
I've-- I don't think I've ever had a thanksgiving
where I was singled out as the, you know,
the bad guy and you're told,
"You know, you're-- you're--
you're kind of the ass [bleep], aren't ya?"
How is the button going?
-It's going, uh, well. -Oh, you got it on.
-I'm a pro at everything. -Oh, okay.
[Cleo] We talked about the fact that you're very social,
and that you're a social butterfly,
-and that's-- that I knew for sure. -Right.
But for you to habitually like,
sit next to women that are alone
and you know, and-- and of course--
See, this is the thing. It's like--
Now it's making-- [laughs]
Oh, God, it's like--
-[Cleo] Like, I'm-- -Making me seem like I'm like,
-seeking out lone women at bars all the time... -No.
-Don't say-- -...and having conversations with them.
Okay, I'm so sorry. I'm just-- I'm sorry.
I just feel like anything I say is gonna make you feel worse.
I'm just gonna...
No, well, here's the thing is we need to talk about it, Cleo.
No, you can't walk away, you're having a conversation.
It's not like he cheated.
It's not like he tried to go out with her on his own.
He just...
-Oh, my God. -He tried to make the wrong friend.
He just didn't know.
Cleo better not leave.
'Cause if she leave, then he can invite that girl over.
-Yeah. -[both laugh]
-You know how to sew. -Oh, voilà.
-That's how you sew. -Look at this, that's my man.
[narrator] Next time on Before The 90 Days...
-Oh, my God. [chuckles] -What, no, continue.
You like it last night.
So tell us what went down.
-[both laugh] -Tell us more, yeah.
Last night, we have sex, I think, four times.
She grab me and tell me,
"You need to [bleep] me right now." [laughs]
Didn't you guys break up two days ago?
-You last about two rounds and then you're asleep. -[sighs] Yeah.
I'm old now.
[Sheila speaking]
-Oh, I hope he goes to America with his mama. -Wow.
Jhonreil, come on.
Come to America, you'll love it.
[Dempsey speaking]
-Seriously? -[Dempsey speaking]
Dang.
I don't know if I want kids.
-Uh-- -What.
-Child. -Oh.
[Statler] If you had to have kids,
I don't think it would work between us.
[Dempsey speaking]
She-- Where she going?
Are you breaking up on your birthday?
I mean, kids are a big deal breaker.
Oh, yeah, you need--
-You need to run, Dempsey. -Do you pack your makeup first?
Is that the most important thing...
-It's the most expensive thing. -Oh, my God.
Babe, this was a big episode.
We have David and Sheila, they got engaged.
Jasmine and Gino broke up.
A lot is happening.
It's a lot of mayhem going on.
And you know, it's almost tell-all time.
My question to Shaun is,
is Shaun gonna find out about the tape
between Dane and Jasmine?
-The paper airplane? -Yeah.
-[gasps] Do you have mine? -Yep.
-There you go. -Okay, let's go.
-Orange and black, let's go. -Looks good.
Next week's lookin' like crazy.
Give me that thing, that thing seems crazy dripping on my hand.
-[moans softly] -Oh, my God.
-Please. Oh, good. -Here. All right. Okay, you can take it now.
-Disgusting. -Okay. But it was very tasty.
-[Andrei] Three... -[Elizabeth] Wait, let go of my arm.
-[Elizabeth] Hold-- Hold on. -[Andrei] Hold on.
[Elizabeth] Loser-- Wait. Loser does the dishes.
-[Elizabeth speaking] -[Andrei] All right.
-[Elizabeth] Let go of my arm. -[Andrei] Three, two, one, go.
[Elizabeth] Whoo!
-[Elizabeth chuckles] Seriously? -[Andrei] Oh, my God.
-[Andrei speaking] -Oh, my God.
-[Andrei] Go make the dishes. -[Elizabeth] You're so annoying.
[Elizabeth] All right, it's not like it's anything new anyway,
I always do the dishes.