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I cannot believe that you're
gonna eat two glazed donuts.

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What's it gonna do?
Shorten my life?

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<i>Bon appétit.</i>

4
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You know there's a hood
on the back of your shirt?

5
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Yeah, I know.
It's the fashion now.

6
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Yeah, if you're the Unabomber.

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Hey, you remember
that friend of Eileen's

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who came to the funeral, Diane?

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The redhead, yeah.

10
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She's been e-mailing me.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Sends me pictures.

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- What kind of pictures?
- You should see them.

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She's got a bird feeder
in her backyard.

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There's been hummingbirds,
a robin,

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and once a goldfinch chasing
away a crow.

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That slut!

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So, what about her?

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She wants to have dinner
with me.

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That's nice. Does she like
to eat at five o'clock?

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Doesn't matter what time it is.
I can't have dinner with her.

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- Why not?
- My wife just passed away.

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What would that say about me?

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Why do you care
what it says about you?

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It's disrespectful
to the memory of Eileen.

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I could never do that.

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I hate that I'm about

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to say this, but...

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have you discussed this
with Eileen?

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No, I've been putting it off
and I'm not crazy.

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It gives me comfort.

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I'm not calling you crazy.

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Have you considered
doing something

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less formal with this Diane,

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like, uh, maybe lunch?

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Oh, that's very good.
Lunch is safe.

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Nobody gets frisky after lunch.

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At your age, nobody gets frisky.

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True that!

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See? I keep up.

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Nope.

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I can't do it.

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Oh, sure you can.

44
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No. You've only been gone
a month.

45
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It's, it's not right.

46
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Why? You've had lunch
with ladies before.

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Yeah, but there were
no overtones.

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This meal is riddled
with overtones.

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Oh, darling,
she's just lonely.

50
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Bill died, what,
ten, 12 years ago?

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Really?
Has it been that long?

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Mm-hm.

53
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I wonder if she visits
with him like we do.

54
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Well, maybe that's something
you can discuss over lunch.

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You are being
very mature about this, Eileen.

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I'm sure you'd feel the same
if the roles were reversed,

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if you were gone
and I was alive.

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No. That's where you're wrong.

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If some guy was sniffing
around you

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I would haunt
the hell out of him.

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There would be cutlery
flying around his kitchen.

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Yes. One morning he'd be...

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He'd be shaving
in the bathroom mirror

64
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and he'd look up and he'd see me
standing right behind him,

65
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just staring at him like this.

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He would soil his pajamas,
guaranteed.

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<i>All right, this next exercise</i>

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is gonna feel a little flaky,
maybe a little uncomfortable,

69
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but it may be the most important
thing that I ever show you.

70
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So why don't we start
by everybody finding a partner?

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- Try Margaret.
- Understood.

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Do you mind helping me?

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Sure.

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The name of this exercise
is "Mirror."

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You just move your body,
and I'll follow.

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Okay.

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What we're working on here

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is being totally present.

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This means paying attention
without judgment

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to the actor in front of you.

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Hm.

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Amp it up a little bit.

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Okay.

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Hm.

85
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This does two things.

86
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It gets you out
of your own head...

87
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and forces you...

88
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to be in the moment.

89
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Fully engaged
with the other person

90
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by simply paying attention
to them.

91
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It not only makes you
a better actor,

92
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it makes you
a better human being.

93
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Okay?

94
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So, everybody,
why don't you give it a shot?

95
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Do you think they're doin' it?

96
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Maybe.
My grandpa still gets boners.

97
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Do you think people know
that we're doin' it?

98
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Yes.

99
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Welcome back, sir.

100
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Thank you, Alex.

101
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No, thank you.

102
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He seems very happy
to see you.

103
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I may have set a bad precedent
with my last tip.

104
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So, uh... Bill's dead ten,

105
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12 years now, right?

106
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It'll be 11 years in March.

107
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Do you visit him much?

108
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Every year on his birthday

109
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I put flowers on his grave.

110
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That's nice, I-I-I visit Eileen
two or three times a week.

111
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You go to the cemetery
that often?

112
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No, sometimes
we're in the kitchen.

113
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Ah.

114
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Let me ask you
a question.

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After Bill died,
did you find yourself

116
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being unusually
short-tempered with people?

117
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That's happening to you?

118
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I have no patience
with anyone.

119
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I-I've become very brittle.

120
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I think that's just your way
of processing grief.

121
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But did it happen to you?

122
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- No. No.
- Hm.

123
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If anything,

124
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- losing Bill made me softer.
- Hm.

125
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And maybe a little
more compassionate.

126
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Well, aren't you
a lucky duck?

127
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See? Uh, brittle.

128
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Norman, sometimes

129
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our hearts have to be broken

130
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so that love can come back
in through the cracks.

131
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Did you just think of that?

132
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I guess so, yeah.

133
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You should write
for Hallmark.

134
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They go for that treacly
kind of bullshit.

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Sorry.
I can't help myself.

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<i>Hello?</i>

137
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Well, I did it.

138
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I had lunch
with another woman.

139
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Oh, you dog.

140
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What did you guys talk about?

141
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Oh, you know, the usual.

142
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Dead wives, dead husbands,
dead friends.

143
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It was very pleasant.

144
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Sounds like it.

145
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I was a little disconcerted

146
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by the way she ate.

147
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The way she ate?

148
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Yeah. It was too thought out,
too methodical.

149
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She started with her vegetables,

150
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she went on
to the scalloped potatoes,

151
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and then when there was
nothing else left on the plate

152
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she devoured her fish.

153
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And this troubles you?

154
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It speaks to a calculating
type of mind.

155
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You know, like the Germans'
strategic advance

156
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through Poland, then Belgium,
then France.

157
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So the nice widow lady
ate like a Nazi?

158
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I'm afraid so.

159
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Wait.
I'm getting a text message.

160
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- I'll call you back.
<i>- You don't have to hang up...</i>

161
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So, what did the axis of evil
have for dessert?

162
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What?

163
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Never mind. Who texted you?

164
00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,847
Oh, Diane.
I've got a big problem.

165
00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,059
She's going to that Parkinson's
fundraiser next Thursday

166
00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:07,313
and, I quote,

167
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:10,112
- "Hoped to see me there."
- So?

168
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So it's one
of Eileen's charities.

169
00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,987
I-I was planning on attending.

170
00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,077
So?

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Hang on. Another text.

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<i>Norman, you can...</i>

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- Yeah.
- Oh, it's getting worse.

174
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She wants to know
if it's okay if we sit together.

175
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Boy, she moves fast.

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You'd better bring a condom.

177
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You're making a joke,
but I actually still have one

178
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the army gave me
when I was in Korea.

179
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You're kidding me.

180
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I'm sentimental.

181
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Okay, here's what we'll do.

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You'll come to the dinner
as my plus one

183
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and act as a buffer.

184
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Oh, yeah.
Uh, I don't think so.

185
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$307,000!

186
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You fuck.

187
00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:57,995
So, what do you say?

188
00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,034
Well, does this mean we're even?

189
00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:04,083
Yeah, if you bring $307,000
with you.

190
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,035
How about I bring a date?

191
00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,461
I thought Lisa gave you
the old heave-ho.

192
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,086
I thought so too,
but it turns out

193
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,963
I'm back in her good graces.

194
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,763
A-ha. The old ho-heave.
Well, that's good news.

195
00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,576
You should have at least
one thing in your life

196
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,262
that's working out.

197
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:24,141
You know, you've gotten to be
a very mean-spirited old man.

198
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,181
Well, thank you. I was just
saying that to Diane.

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00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,733
Uh-oh. Another text.

200
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,237
That's enough.

201
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,210
Pretty swanky, huh?

202
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,303
Yeah.

203
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,575
You realize this is the first time
you've brought me somewhere

204
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that didn't have a dead body.

205
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,266
The night is still young.

206
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,557
There he is.

207
00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:07,648
Ah.

208
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,517
He looks like a well-dressed
thumb.

209
00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,854
Doesn't seem like he needs you
to buffer anything.

210
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,656
- Mm. He does seem happy.
- Hm.

211
00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:18,949
Something's wrong.

212
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,868
So this musician calls up
Buddy Rich's house

213
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,349
and he says,
"Can I speak to Buddy?"

214
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:24,705
And Buddy's wife says,

215
00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:28,079
"Oh, I'm so sorry.
Buddy passed away."

216
00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,001
Musician says,
"Oh, I didn't realize.

217
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,000
Uh, my condolences."

218
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,583
Next day, he calls again.
He says, "Can I talk to Buddy?"

219
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,260
His wife says, "I already told you,
Buddy's dead."

220
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:40,554
Musician says,
"Oh, right. Sorry."

221
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,849
The next day, he calls again.
"Can I speak to Buddy?"

222
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,676
Wife says, "I have told you

223
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,853
over and over again,
Buddy's dead!"

224
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:51,683
Musician says, "I know.
I just... I love to hear it!"

225
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:57,028
It's Buddy Rich.
He was a famous jazz drummer.

226
00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,277
He wasn't a very pleasant man.

227
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:01,776
Google it.
You'll see I'm not lying.

228
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,741
Norman, you remember Lisa?

229
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:08,120
- Hello. This is Diane.
- Nice to see you again, Diane.

230
00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,666
Oh, have we met?

231
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,459
Yeah, we met at the,
uh, funeral.

232
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,333
Uh, it's not important.

233
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,665
Yeah, this is, wow,
what a lovely event.

234
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,670
Yeah, we got a very
nice turnout.

235
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,878
Well, this charity wouldn't
exist if it wasn't for Eileen.

236
00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,632
- Thank you.
- It's true.

237
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:28,140
She started raising money
for Parkinson's years ago.

238
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:31,347
Long before Michael J. Fox
made it fashionable.

239
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,727
Uh, she-she-she was one
of a kind.

240
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,237
- A saint.
- Yeah.

241
00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,565
God takes the good ones
way too soon.

242
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:44,151
Yeah, and he leaves the bad ones here
just to piss us off.

243
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,861
<i>Skol!</i>

244
00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,491
Uh, that's your third drink.

245
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:48,982
Maybe you should slow down
a little.

246
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,042
Yes, dear.

247
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:55,212
I mean... okay.

248
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,585
I'm gonna go check out
the silent auction.

249
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,215
Uh, excuse us.

250
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:09,052
You know, that crazy bastard's
got a condom from 1951.

251
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,181
Why?

252
00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,612
'Cause he doesn't
want to get anybody pregnant.

253
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:28,655
You see KC and The Sunshine Band
are performing after dinner?

254
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,955
That's nice.

255
00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,158
'Hope they don't play
"Shake Your Booty."'

256
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:35,086
Might be in bad taste
at a Parkinson's dinner.

257
00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,252
Mm-hm.

258
00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:42,672
What are you doing?

259
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:45,754
Watching Diane eat.

260
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,388
You haven't touched your food.
Are you okay?

261
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,599
Yeah, I'm just not
very hungry.

262
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,484
Oh.

263
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,728
You should have something.

264
00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,655
You know,
to-to coat your stomach

265
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:06,154
from all that alcohol.

266
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,826
Are you gonna cut up
my meat for me

267
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,949
or are you going to attack
the Brussels sprouts

268
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,031
and the potatoes first?

269
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,209
- I'm just trying to be helpful.
- Well, I'm a grown man.

270
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,958
I can eat my food
without any assistance.

271
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:20,209
- I know that.
- Do you?

272
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,257
'Cause you're treating me
like a child,

273
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,959
and there's only one woman
who's allowed

274
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,339
to treat me like a child.

275
00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,796
And you can't replace her.

276
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,505
She's not a snow tire.

277
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,886
Norman, buddy.
Take it easy.

278
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,435
You stay out of this.
It's all your fault!

279
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,978
What did I do?

280
00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:38,102
When I told you that
this one was hot to trot,

281
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,024
you encouraged it!

282
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,647
Hot to trot?

283
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:48,618
I thought you were a nice man
and I felt sorry for you!

284
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,033
I'll, I'll go with her.

285
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,005
Don't look at me,
pal, all right?

286
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,548
I'm done with you.

287
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,308
Oh, Jesus.

288
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,764
You're right, it's fun.

289
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,565
I'm in no mood, Eileen.

290
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,671
First thing in the morning,
you have to call

291
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:23,856
Diane and apologize.

292
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,359
For what?
I was defending your memory.

293
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,486
You never went to any trouble
for my memory.

294
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,201
- Ma?
- Oh, I don't blame you, darling.

295
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,448
I blame this one.

296
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,370
Shirley, do me a favor,
stay out of it.

297
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,369
I stayed out of it,
and look what happened.

298
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,325
You turned him into your
personal footstool.

299
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:41,287
He was emasculated
long before I got him.

300
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,803
Grandma?

301
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,428
You wanna know why he's a mess?
Right there.

302
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,885
Weekends and holidays.

303
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,331
God only knows what went on
at her house.

304
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,791
Okay. Everybody needs
to stop talking.

305
00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:00,181
And why was he there?

306
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,418
Because you were out all night

307
00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:02,558
having a grand old time!

308
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,359
- Enough!
- I was a young widow.

309
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,173
- I deserved to have a life!
- Oh, what?

310
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,357
Stop!

311
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,512
<i>Here's what's gonna happen.</i>

312
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,198
<i>You go back to Minsk,</i>

313
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,074
<i>and you go back
to Delancey Street.</i>

314
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,530
Be quiet!

315
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,409
<i>I deserve to have a life!</i>

316
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,540
<i>You turned him into
your personal footstool.</i>

317
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,249
<i>- I blame this one!
- Schtupping Italian...</i>

318
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,550
<i>You want to know
why he's a mess?</i>

319
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:32,679
Hey, Lisa, can we talk
about something?

320
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,848
Uh-oh. Sounds ominous.

321
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,392
It's just I got
this ethical dilemma

322
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,478
I need your help with.

323
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,179
Okay. Mm?

324
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,752
You know, I've always had
this strict policy

325
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,608
about dating students.

326
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,695
Mm.

327
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,691
And I really thought
you asking me out

328
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:52,024
somehow made it okay
to break that rule.

329
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,327
Hm. Now you're having
second thoughts?

330
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,951
- Well...
- After you had sex with me?

331
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,872
I realize my timing
is not ideal.

332
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,245
Ugh!

333
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,775
But it's just
that the other students

334
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:04,874
are starting to talk,

335
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,126
and it's becoming a problem.

336
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,003
I can see that.

337
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,009
So, what do you think
we should do?

338
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:15,764
I think we've gotta
make a choice.

339
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:20,311
I can't be both your teacher
and your...

340
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,521
Oh, just say it.

341
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,473
- Your lover.
- Ugh.

342
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,395
So, is this your choice
or mine?

343
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,981
Well, it's both. I think it's
both our choice. Yeah.

344
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:34,987
Of course,
I can't stop teaching.

345
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,818
Okay.

346
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,327
Well, I don't wanna
make you uncomfortable,

347
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:45,036
so I am just going to choose
to be your student.

348
00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,458
- Oh.
- Yeah.

349
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,609
I mean, it's a no-brainer,
really. Yeah.

350
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,633
Okay. Yeah.

351
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:56,009
Uh, you know, 'cause you are
a really good acting coach.

352
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,098
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

353
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,925
Best I ever had.

354
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:06,398
But, what about, you know,
all of this, um...

355
00:17:06,484 --> 00:17:08,146
this here?

356
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,186
Uh, oh, it's fine.

357
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,489
Just, you're a really good
acting teacher.

358
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,037
Okay. All right.

359
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,582
Well, I guess, uh,
we're done talking about this?

360
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,035
<i>I am!</i>

361
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:38,932
Hello?

362
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,077
<i>You have
a collect call from...</i>

363
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,263
- <i>Norman.
- To accept, say yes.</i>

364
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:44,060
Yes.

365
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,638
- Norman?
<i>- Sandy?</i>

366
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,644
Norman, why are you
calling collect?

367
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,104
I'm at a Shell station.

368
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,527
There's a mini-mart,
but it's closed.

369
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,071
What are you doing
at a Shell station?

370
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,149
There were too many people
at my house.

371
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,451
- Now? Who?
<i>- It's my own fault.</i>

372
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,119
You talk to one ghost,
and suddenly

373
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,071
you're in a Yiddish version
of Macbeth.

374
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,665
You're not making any sense,
Norman.

375
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:06,832
Are you still drinking?

376
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,286
Go away, Ma! Go back to Tony!

377
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,669
Mom? Talk-talk...
What are you talkin' about?

378
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:14,465
<i>Norman?</i>

379
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,552
<i>Hello?</i>

380
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,682
Norman?

381
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,518
Norman?

382
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,597
Looking for your dog?

383
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,773
No, my agent.

384
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:31,983
Norman?

385
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:33,776
Norman?

386
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,114
Everything all right, sir?

387
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,794
No.
Everything is not all right.

388
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,048
I outlived my wife.

389
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,877
That was not part of the plan.

390
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,836
I was supposed to go first.

391
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,353
Hey, did you seen an old man
walkin' around down here?

392
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,480
Was he wearing a bathrobe
and pajamas?

393
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,902
I don't know. Maybe.

394
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,230
The cops picked him up
over on Vine.

395
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,485
Oh, thank you.

396
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,487
Hey, you want a blow job?

397
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:22,863
Just got one!

398
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,538
Have you been kissing
a co-worker?

399
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:35,873
What?

400
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:38,674
I only ask because you smell
like Old Spice.

401
00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,842
Go home.

402
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,682
Thank you, officer.

403
00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:46,804
You okay?

404
00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:48,055
I'm okay.

405
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,475
Oh, I'm so glad you found him.

406
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,237
You wanna tell me
what's going on?

407
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,484
Nothing's going on.

408
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,940
I had too much to drink, and I

409
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,151
took a walk to clear my head.

410
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:06,991
Fine, don't tell me.

411
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,955
I think maybe I'm
losing my mind.

412
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,377
You're not losing
your mind.

413
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,829
Oh, like you know.

414
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,882
You've just been
through the fucking wringer.

415
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,880
Your wife died,

416
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,508
your daughter's back in rehab
for the umpteenth time,

417
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:27,216
and I don't know if this needs
to be said out loud,

418
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,427
but you're also
like a thousand years old.

419
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:33,472
I thought I was angry,

420
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,649
but the truth is

421
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,569
I'm scared.

422
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,566
I'm scared all the time.

423
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,120
Listen to me.

424
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,869
We're all scared,
and you know why?

425
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:55,043
Because it's a scary
fuckin' world.

426
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,621
But we get through it
because we're not alone.

427
00:20:57,715 --> 00:20:59,126
You're not alone.

428
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,458
Who do I have?

429
00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,798
Me, you dumb shit!

430
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,596
Can you see me?

431
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,799
I'm right here
in front of you.

432
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:14,805
Hi.

433
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,981
Hello there.

434
00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,146
I see you.

435
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:20,945
You see me?

436
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,327
Can you keep a secret?

437
00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,413
Sure.

438
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,206
That's the Kominsky Method.

439
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,863
<i>I've decided
if I'm gonna continue</i>

440
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:47,129
with this whole living business

441
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:48,430
I have to get some answers.

442
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,632
What do you mean, answers?

443
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,011
Answers to what?

444
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:53,309
The big questions.
Who am I?

445
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,098
Why am I here?

446
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,475
Oh, boy.

447
00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,181
There has to be
a deeper meaning.

448
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,437
Money doesn't matter anymore.

449
00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:01,939
Sex doesn't matter.

450
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,940
Well, I think I gotta disagree
with you on that last one.

451
00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,033
Oh, please.

452
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,234
At this point, you're probably
shooting sawdust.

453
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,745
I'm taking Flomax.
There's no shooting.

454
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:16,708
So, where are you thinking
of finding these answers?

455
00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:19,787
Are you going to get religion?

456
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,587
I've considered it.

457
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,381
I like traditions,

458
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,756
ancient languages, ritual.

459
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:27,927
But?

460
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,346
The whole God thing
puts me off.

461
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,220
Okay. All right, well,
what about helping other people?

462
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,347
Isn't that a good reason
to keep going?

463
00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,350
Maybe.

464
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,773
It's just so hard
to like other people.

465
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,227
Family?

466
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,686
Ditto.

467
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,315
Okay. Well, we don't have
to figure it out tonight.

468
00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:49,409
You've got some time.

469
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:50,785
Do I?

470
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,744
I'm just trying
to be nice, Norman.

471
00:22:53,831 --> 00:22:55,197
Nice.

472
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,332
Maybe life has no meaning

473
00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,875
and the best we can hope
for is...

474
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:00,877
just being nice.

475
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:04,297
In which case, you've got
your work cut out for you.

476
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,671
You going home?

477
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,502
Why? You want me to stay?

478
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,921
Unless you have to
get back to Lisa.

479
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,424
No. No.

480
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:15,518
She's okay.

481
00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,515
I'm glad you found her.

482
00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,018
A man your age shouldn't be alone.
It's not natural.

483
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:23,771
We've been through this.
I'm not alone. I've got you.

484
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,272
Babe.

485
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,569
Remember that song?

486
00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,271
Sure, Sonny and Cher.

487
00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,190
Strange couple.

488
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,197
I wonder what kind of hold
he had over her.

489
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,534
Goodnight, Norman.

490
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,331
Goodnight, Gracie.

491
00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:49,251
<i>♪♪ I got you to hold my hand ♪♪</i>

492
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,838
<i>♪♪ I got you to understand ♪♪</i>

493
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,640
<i>♪♪ I got you to walk with me ♪♪</i>

494
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:59,094
<i>♪♪ I got you to talk with me ♪♪</i>

495
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,101
<i>♪♪ I got you to kiss goodnight ♪♪</i>

496
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,810
<i>♪♪ I got you to hold me tight ♪♪</i>

497
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:08,862
<i>♪♪ I got you I won't let go ♪♪</i>

498
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:12,692
<i>♪♪ I got you to love me so ♪♪</i>

499
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:23,919
<i>♪♪ I got you babe ♪♪</i>

500
00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:33,632
<i>♪♪ I got you babe ♪♪</i>