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[Morgan] Let me begin by thanking Sandy
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for asking me
to come and talk to you tonight.
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And while I appreciate the invitation,
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the only reason I accepted
was... Margaret Chen.
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See, I figure, if a school can turn out
someone like Margaret,
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with her instincts and abilities,
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her discipline and focus,
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it must be a great school.
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And it must have a great teacher.
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Oh, you're gonna make me cry.
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[all laugh]
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So... what can I tell you about acting
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that you haven't already heard
from this man?
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The best way to find out is to sign up
for my MasterClass on acting.
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For $90 you'll get 20 lessons
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dealing with everything
from character development
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to auditioning to dealing with directors,
voice-over work...
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[Sandy] Hey, hang on. Hang on.
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[Morgan] What?
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[scoffs] What are you doing?
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I'm telling them about my MasterClass.
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I also talk about what is expected of you
when you walk on a movie set.
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- [Sandy] Morgan.
- What?
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Morgan, you can't shill for your course
in the middle of my course.
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I mean, they pay me to teach them.
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And you do a wonderful job, Sandy,
but... shouldn't they have the opportunity
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to get the straight scoop
from the horse's mouth?
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- Are you saying that I'm not the horse?
- [Morgan] No, no. You are.
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My scoop is not straight?
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No. It's very straight.
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But... [chuckles]
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...I have a MasterClass.
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And this is a master class too.
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Not one that has gotten
four and a half stars from PC Magazine.
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[Sandy] No disrespect,
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but just because you've succeeded
at something
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doesn't mean you can teach it.
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So, you think someone who has failed
at something should teach it?
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Walter Alston played one game
in the major leagues,
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had one at bat, and he struck out.
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As the manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers,
he won four World Series.
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So, now you are Walter Alston?
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No. I won a Tony. He never won a Tony.
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Are you saying you wouldn't want
a golf lesson from Tiger Woods?
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I'm telling you I would rather get
a lesson from his father,
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the guy that taught him.
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So my years of experience have no value?
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No, no. I'm just saying
success doesn't make you a good teacher.
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Being able to instruct, inspire,
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and motivate people,
that's what makes you a good teacher.
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[Margaret] I have a question!
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Instead of arguing, maybe you guys
could do something together?
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Maybe some improv?
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[chuckles]
What do you think we've been doing?
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- [Sandy chuckles] You feel like we got it?
- [Morgan] I think so.
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And scene.
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[all laughing]
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[theme music playing]
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"Evan Almighty" on three!
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- I see me.
- Yeah!
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[all laughing]
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They're all Margaret's friend now.
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Yeah. Funny how that works.
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He's no spring chicken,
but he is still doable.
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Oh, Mom. [chuckles]
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Look at him.
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He's like a tall Fudgsicle.
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You wanna lick him all over.
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You got no filter, do you?
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I say what I think.
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If others don't like it,
they're free to say what they think.
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- Go ahead.
- Ugh!
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- [chuckles]
- Oh.
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- [car horn honks]
- That's Martin. I gotta go.
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- Why didn't he come tonight?
- He, uh, had to run an errand.
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What kind of errand is more important
than MasterClass Morgan?
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- [Mindy] Where are you going?
- I'm gonna go find out.
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- Morgan, I'll be right back.
- [Morgan] Okay.
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Ugh, damn.
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Come on.
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[horn honks]
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Porsche 911 GT3.
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I can see.
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[engine revving]
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- [car door opens]
- [Martin chuckles, groans]
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- Go ahead. Say it.
- [Martin] Yep. I can... Okay.
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- No need.
- [Martin] Little snug.
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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As snug as a bug.
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Oh, boy. Oh! Oh! Upsy-daisy!
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[chuckles] Okay. I'm okay. Oh!
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He does save money on shoes.
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[Martin] Whoo! Not a problem. Okay.
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Yeah. Just, uh, takes
a little getting used to.
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[taps on car]
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[Sandy] Can you believe this?
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Hundred-thousand-dollar car,
in the slow lane, under the speed limit.
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It's how drunks drive
when there's a cop behind them.
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I'm sorry.
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I feel like this is my doing.
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You're not gonna let me off the hook?
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Water under the bridge.
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[inhales] A ten-million-dollar bridge.
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What'd you say to him back there?
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I said, if he spent one more penny
of Mindy's inheritance, I'd kill him.
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[laughs]
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Very funny.
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That's what he said.
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If you spend one more penny
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of Mindy's inheritance,
I'm gonna kill you.
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[chuckles] Very funny.
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You need to know
I'm willing to die in prison.
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- [chuckles] Sandy, come on.
- I mean, I can teach acting anywhere.
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Would you feel better
knowing it's just a lease?
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I told the sales girl
I was a retired schoolteacher.
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She gave me very favorable terms.
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I don't care if she dipped that thing
in K-Y Jelly and slid it up your ass.
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That money was meant
to provide a safety net for my kid.
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Okay, first of all, that's
a horrible, vaguely homophobic image.
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Second of all, relax.
You've got nothing to worry about here.
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So there won't be
any more dumbass purchases?
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Well... well...
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Don't make me ask.
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Okay. Yes.
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Yes, there was also, additionally, uh,
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a 100-inch ultra-high-def LED TV screen
with a state-of-the-art surround system.
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You fucking kidding... Are you kidding me?
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You got a tiny little house.
Where are you gonna put a 100-inch TV?
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In the home theater that I was planning
to build in the backyard.
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[inhales]
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It'll happen in your sleep, you know.
You won't wake up.
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Okay. Listen, I... I...
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You know, everything's still in a box.
I can return it.
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And the home theater?
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Haven't even broken ground yet.
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Martin, this has to stop now, right now.
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Understood. I hear you.
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- I mean, do you?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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- There are worse things than murder.
- [chuckles] Like what?
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I can call your mother.
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I don't think you would do that.
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Estelle Schneider,
Sunrise Village, Scottsdale, Arizona.
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- How do you know that?
- Asshole, she teaches cha-cha on TikTok.
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I do love
that you're so protective of Mindy.
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- That girl is the best of both of us.
- Yeah.
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What? Uh, she is.
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Oh, I... I agree, uh...
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I was just thinking how...
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how weird it is to
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like you.
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[laughs]
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[both chuckle]
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Oh, well, uh...
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I like you too.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I'm enjoying, uh, this, uh, time together.
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Good.
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[chuckles] Who would've figured it?
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Oh, the nights I laid awake
wishing you dead.
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I never wanted that for you.
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- No?
- Oh, no. Dead is dead.
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I wanted you to suffer.
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Can you be more specific?
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There are these diseases in Central Africa
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that slowly turn your internal organs
into a river of shit.
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Aw!
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Mmm.
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- But now we, uh... we like each other.
- Yeah.
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[clicks tongue] All is forgiven.
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No. Not all.
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- No?
- Oh, think about it.
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Okay, but, uh, we like each other.
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Right.
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- [laughs]
- [blows raspberry, chuckles]
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[Martin] I promised your dad
I wouldn't buy one, but you still can.
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What's wrong with the TV we have?
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It's not big.
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So what?
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Uh, hello. Big movies need big TVs!
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Well, hello, no, they don't.
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[Martin] Okay,
if you're gonna be ridiculous...
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- [Mindy] Will you keep your voice down?
- [Martin] This is how I whisper.
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- [Mindy] Why can't you just be happy?
- [Martin] I am happy.
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I think I've earned the right
to enjoy Lawrence of Arabia
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in Super Panavision.
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[Mindy] What's Super Panavision?
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[Martin] Just like Panavision,
but it's better.
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[Mindy] How?
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[Martin] What do you mean, "How?"
It's super! It's Super Panavision!
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[Mindy] I don't know what that...
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[Martin]...fantastic vision!
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[over voice mail]
Sandy, hi, it's Phoebe.
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I was hoping that you could help me out
with something.
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[clicks tongue]
There's a guy I owe some money to,
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and, um, he's getting out
of jail on Monday.
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- And...
- [phone beeps]
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Thank you, Norman.
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- [phone beeps]
- Hey, Sandy, it's Robbie Newlander.
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I've been thinking. Instead of 25 million,
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- how about 11,600...
- [phone beeps]
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- [exhales] Thank you, Norman.
- [phone beeps]
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Hi, Sandy, this is, uh,
Barry Levinson calling.
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We haven't met, but I heard great things
about you from Norman Newlander.
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I was very sorry
to hear about his passing.
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You know,
he was really one of the good guys.
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Anyway, I'm about to start casting
on a film,
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and I'm looking for a new face
that's, uh...
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Well, it's kind of an old face.
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Jesus, I hope
that's not as disrespectful as it sounds.
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Anyway, this is my cell phone.
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Give me a call, and we'll talk, okay?
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Thanks. Bye.
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Thank you, Norman.
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All right.
We got Jack Daniel's and Diet Dr. Pepper.
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[clicks tongue] This is terrific.
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[sighs] Thank you!
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[both laugh]
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- Where'd you come up with this concoction?
- [sighs deeply]
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The truth...
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July 4th, 1968.
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I'm doing acid with Leonard Cohen,
and he got crazy thirsty,
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so we went rummaging
through Lou Reed's kitchen...
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
You're tripping with Leonard Cohen
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at Lou Reed's place?
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- Yeah. A... a... anyway.
- [laughs]
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Cross a bottle of Jack
and a can of Diet Dr. Pepper.
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So, we start drinkin' 'em separately.
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It... it's good. It's good.
Nothin' to write home about.
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And then I realize,
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"Hey, man. They're the same color."
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[both laugh]
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So your minds are blown.
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- Cosmic acid epiphany.
- [laughing]
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We mixed 'em together, took a swallow,
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and roared like two cavemen
who just discovered fire.
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- [laughs]
- Lenny wanted to write a song about it.
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- Lenny wanted to write a song?
- Yeah.
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- Thankfully, he never followed through.
- [chuckles]
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Otherwise, "Bird on the Wire"
would've been "Jack on a Pepper"?
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[chuckles]
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Not as good.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- Mmm.
- Mmm.
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00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:02,722
[clicks tongue]
247
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,599
Ah. So, enough
about why I can't remember the '60s.
248
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:06,517
Yeah?
249
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,770
Tell me about, uh, you and Norman.
Was he your agent?
250
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,815
No, no, no. When I first came out to LA,
you know, I didn't know
251
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:15,109
what I was gonna do,
and we ran into one another,
252
00:12:15,192 --> 00:12:17,278
and, over the years,
we just stayed in touch.
253
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,573
[clicks tongue] You know,
Norman was your biggest fan.
254
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:22,615
[chuckles]
255
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,160
Why would I know that?
256
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,035
Never told you?
257
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,080
[inhales deeply] No.
258
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,207
Huh. [groans]
259
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,836
[clicks tongue, inhales] So, Barry,
what's... what's your movie about?
260
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:36,380
[clicks tongue]
Well, I've been negotiating
261
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:37,965
with the Hemingway estate.
262
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,093
[clicks tongue] Finally, I got the rights
263
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,888
to do a remake of The Old Man and the Sea.
264
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,765
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
265
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,688
- And you want me to play the sea?
- [chuckles]
266
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,644
- Norman warned me about you.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.
267
00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,604
[Barry laughs]
268
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,024
But the sea, uh, is a costar.
269
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,568
Sort of a living entity.
270
00:12:57,651 --> 00:12:59,153
Uh, h... how do you mean?
271
00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:03,449
Well, you know, back in the day
when Spencer Tracy did the film,
272
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,077
you know, the ocean sequences,
to be honest with you, looked very fake.
273
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,288
But with the CGI we have nowadays,
274
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,457
we can make that very realistic.
275
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:15,503
So, if you take the marlin sequence,
if you take the shark sequence,
276
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,588
they can be really terrifying.
277
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,800
Ev... even with the shitty effects,
I remember loving that movie.
278
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:22,510
Me too. Absolutely.
279
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,001
[clicks tongue, inhales deeply]
280
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,891
[sighs] I... I can't believe I'm negotiating
against myself,
281
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,185
but why don't you want a big name?
282
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:33,270
I mean, De Niro, Pacino, Eastwood?
283
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,731
- Mmm, too familiar.
- Turned you down, huh?
284
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,608
Mm-hmm. [chuckles]
285
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:40,236
- [chuckles]
- But I gotta be honest with you.
286
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,155
I love the idea, no disrespect,
287
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,533
of going with a complete unknown,
288
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:48,077
someone the audience
has never seen before.
289
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,038
Wait, wait. Hold on.
I was Hippie Number Two on Mannix.
290
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:51,956
[laughing]
291
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,291
- Can't forget that, huh?
- Cannot forget that.
292
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,672
So, you're actually offering me the part?
293
00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:00,755
No audition?
294
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:02,967
That's right.
Let me tell you what happened.
295
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,261
I mentioned this to Norman.
296
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,721
Norman immediately sends me a video
297
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:11,684
of you doing Death of a Salesman
at the La Jolla Playhouse.
298
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,229
So, I watch it. I go, "Norman is right."
299
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,481
"This guy is terrific!"
300
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,401
- You'd be perfect for the role.
- [sighs]
301
00:14:25,614 --> 00:14:29,660
[sighs] I... I don't know what to say.
This is... this is just incredible.
302
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:32,204
Yes, of... of course.
303
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,290
Barry, thank you.
304
00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:35,958
You're gonna be great.
305
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,042
[exhales]
306
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,297
[clicks tongue] Toast.
307
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,381
[clicks tongue]
308
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:45,801
[sighs] To my biggest fan.
309
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,720
To your biggest fan.
310
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,274
Mmm, the salt?
311
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,943
[chuckles] There's plenty of salt
on that.
312
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,070
Well, I need more.
313
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,284
Do I need to explain to you
what salt does to your body?
314
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,369
Yeah, why don't you?
315
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:17,583
All right. It causes the body
to hold on to more water,
316
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:19,418
which raises the blood pressure,
317
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:25,174
which puts more strain on the kidneys,
the heart, arteries, and the brain.
318
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,093
And, for a man of your age,
319
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,887
is the kiss of death.
320
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,765
- That's pretty scary.
- Yes, it is.
321
00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:35,726
- Now, would you please pass me the salt?
- [both chuckle]
322
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:42,191
Thank you. The kiss of death.
323
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,780
- I will not cry at your funeral.
- [chuckles]
324
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,657
But you're coming, right?
325
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,992
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
326
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:52,910
Great.
327
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:55,162
Make sure you sit in the front row
328
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,289
so I can see your crusty mug
from my casket.
329
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,375
[chuckles] You asshole.
[Sandy laughs]
330
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,792
Hey, that's what you called me
in our wedding vows.
331
00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,213
Oh, you called me a hot bitch on wheels.
332
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,799
- The look on your mother's face.
- [snorts, laughs]
333
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,679
- [Sandy] Ah.
- I am just loving this.
334
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,430
Loving what?
335
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,184
Watching the two of you act
like an old married couple.
336
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:24,191
- Way to ruin the moment.
- Yeah, nice going, Mindy.
337
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,985
- We are not old.
- [Mindy] Oh.
338
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:28,404
May I ask, how...
how long were you married?
339
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,698
Fourteen years.
340
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:33,117
Yeah, hey, wow.
That's... that's a long time!
341
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,702
Not in a row.
342
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,870
No. I threw him out every so often.
343
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,747
But I kept coming back.
344
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:42,793
Yes! Begging and pleading for forgiveness.
345
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,253
Forgiveness for what?
346
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,509
Oh. Uh, never mind, never mind.
347
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,177
No, no. That... that's okay.
348
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,388
- Do you mind?
- Nah, go ahead.
349
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:55,471
[clicks tongue]
350
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:57,641
I was not a good husband.
351
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:01,769
Got it.
352
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,862
Hey! I... I... I'm still eating.
353
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:11,280
- Eat shit.
- [chuckles] Oh!
354
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,073
Come on. Shit.
355
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:15,784
[all laughing]
356
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,372
Can I share something with you,
just between the two of us?
357
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,291
Sure. What's going on?
358
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,335
[sighs] I was just offered
a big part in a movie.
359
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,088
What... That's wonderful!
360
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,923
Why... why would you
wanna keep it a secret?
361
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,383
Well, it's still early.
362
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,344
You know, don't tell people
you're pregnant till the second trimester.
363
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,763
Okay. Okay, I got you.
364
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:40,100
But it does look
like it could be the real thing.
365
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,561
Great director. Decent budget.
366
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,896
Nah, thanks.
367
00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:46,982
So, your dressing room
wouldn't be a gas station bathroom?
368
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,358
[laughing]
369
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:50,110
- You remember that?
- [laughing]
370
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,237
Yeah. No.
I might even have my own trailer.
371
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,321
Good!
372
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,616
I'm happy for you.
373
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,200
Thanks.
374
00:17:57,576 --> 00:18:00,245
That means a lot, hearing that from you.
375
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,329
Well... [sighs]
376
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:02,873
Sandy,
377
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,334
I never thought much
of you as a human being,
378
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,836
but I never doubted you as an actor.
379
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,420
[snorts]
380
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,216
Oh, I remember
the first time I ever saw you on stage.
381
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,343
I was absolutely smitten.
382
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:15,761
Shakespeare in the Park?
383
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,097
Othello in blackface.
384
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,807
[laughs] Oh!
385
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:22,267
I'd like to say
it was a more innocent time,
386
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,103
but it may have just been more stupid.
387
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,187
Yeah.
388
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,189
So, when does this movie start?
389
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,272
Pretty soon.
390
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,901
Oh, good. Then I'll get to see it.
391
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,737
Wha... what does that mean?
Of course you're gonna get to see it.
392
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,697
[chuckles] Yeah. Yeah, of course.
393
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,700
I'll tell you something else. [sighs]
394
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:42,329
As excited as I am,
I am, uh, scared to death.
395
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,830
Why?
396
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,584
Well, there's a distinct possibility
that I might suck.
397
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,878
Oh, please.
398
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,465
You know everything
there is to know about acting.
399
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:58,220
How many... how many people have you taught
who've gone on to have great careers?
400
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,055
Exactly. I'm an acting coach.
401
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,140
Oh.
402
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,685
Oh, so you're worried
that you're gonna prove the old saying,
403
00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:06,436
"Those who can't do, teach."
404
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,354
Yeah.
405
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,357
- That you'll be outed as a fraud.
- Yeah.
406
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:15,028
A talentless loser masquerading
as a fountain of wisdom.
407
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,780
All true. Please stop. [chuckles]
408
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:17,698
Please stop.
409
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:18,781
[Roz] Yeah.
410
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,367
You know, honey.
411
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,245
You've paid your dues.
412
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,872
This is your turn.
413
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,957
Kinda late for my turn.
414
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,208
Well, who says?
415
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,961
I don't know. A voice in my head said it.
416
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:31,879
Ah!
417
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:32,962
You tell
418
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,215
that voice, next time you hear it,
419
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,885
that your ex-wife said,
"Go fuck yourself."
420
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,262
- [chuckles] Thank you. Thank you.
- [laughs]
421
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,472
- Do you mind, we sit a minute?
- Yeah.
422
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,308
[groans]
423
00:19:44,391 --> 00:19:46,101
- You okay?
- Oh yeah.
424
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:50,022
Yeah, I'm just, uh, still jet-lagged.
[chuckles]
425
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,274
[sighs]
426
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,277
So... [sighs]
427
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,532
...is this the kind of conversation
you would've had with Norman?
428
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,701
Probably. Yeah.
429
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:05,537
Although he would've ridiculed me more.
430
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,998
- Oh, I can do that.
- Oh no, there's no need.
431
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,000
Oh, I know where
every one of your buttons are.
432
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:10,918
Yes, you do.
433
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:14,296
Do you remember when you used
to have those panic attacks
434
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,090
whenever we went to Walmart
or... or Costco?
435
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,467
Yes, I remember.
436
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,844
But what was that?
Some kind of agoraphobia?
437
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,304
I... I... I... I don't know. I...
438
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,350
Too many choices!
Too many choices! Get me out of here!
439
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,353
- Okay. All right. You know me well.
- [laughs]
440
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,937
Boy.
441
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,232
[laughs] You were a mess.
442
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:41,365
[Sandy] Do you remember
when I started crying in Circuit City?
443
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,200
- [both laughing]
- [Roz] God! I do.
444
00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:46,078
- [rousing music playing]
- [Sandy grunts]
445
00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,414
Don't you... don't you dare.
446
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,498
[grunts]
447
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,670
All right, you... All right.
448
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:56,337
[grunts]
449
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,674
[grumbling]
450
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:00,549
[grunts]
451
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:01,926
[gurgling]
452
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,430
No!
453
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:09,393
You will not deprive me of my victory!
454
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,686
[grunts]
455
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,397
You will not take my fish!
456
00:21:15,857 --> 00:21:17,234
[in high-pitched voice] Damn you!
457
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,945
Damn you, devils!
458
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,907
This fish is mine! Oh, get back!
459
00:21:24,741 --> 00:21:25,993
Go back down!
460
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,287
Get back, I tell you!
461
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,621
[people laughing]
462
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,419
[Sandy in high-pitched voice]
What is so funny?
463
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:37,296
- [laughing continues]
- [phone rings]
464
00:21:38,505 --> 00:21:40,382
Whose fucking phone is that?
465
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,465
[ringing continues]
466
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,885
[Barry] Whose phone is that ringing?
467
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,346
[in high-pitched voice] Ugh! Aflac.
468
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,515
- [phone ringing]
- [gasps]
469
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,016
[sighs]
470
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,311
[grunts]
471
00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:57,482
Hello?
472
00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,318
[Mindy] Something's wrong with Mom.
473
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,401
What?
474
00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:01,862
What do you mean?
475
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:03,780
What's wrong?
476
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,158
[Mindy crying] She passed out
on the bathroom floor!
477
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,328
Oh, Jesus. Is she conscious now?
478
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,372
[Mindy] Barely. Martin's outside
waiting for the ambulance.
479
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,916
Okay. All right. I'm leaving now.
480
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,085
I'll meet you at the hospital, all right?
481
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:18,920
[sighs]
482
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:20,672
[phone beeps]
483
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:21,840
Oh, God.
484
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,467
[emotional music playing]
485
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:38,315
- Can I get you anything?
- No.
486
00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:39,398
Cup of coffee?
487
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:43,153
- Sandy, how about you?
- About what?
488
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:46,073
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- Uh, yeah, that'd be nice, thanks.
489
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,156
You got it.
490
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,119
[sighs]
491
00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:57,250
I don't have any money.
492
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:02,380
Thank you.
493
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,762
Who walks around
with no money in their pocket?
494
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,346
Not now.
495
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,354
Are you the family of Dr. Volander?
496
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:19,481
Uh, yes, I'm her ex-husband.
497
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:21,775
- Sorry. That doesn't count.
- I'm her daughter.
498
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:22,901
Better.
499
00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:24,903
Were you aware that she has leukemia?
500
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,657
No.
501
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:34,454
- [doctor] It's fairly well-advanced.
- Uh, but... but treatable, right?
502
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:36,790
Well, that's a question for a specialist.
503
00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,209
All we can do now
is give her a transfusion
504
00:23:39,292 --> 00:23:40,877
to increase her red blood cell count.
505
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,296
That's why she had the syncope.
506
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,174
- Syncope?
- Loss of consciousness.
507
00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,722
You know, your mom's kind of a hero to me.
508
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,307
Really?
509
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:57,894
When I was in med school, she came to talk
to us about Doctors Without Borders.
510
00:23:58,395 --> 00:24:01,565
After my residency,
I spent two years with that organization.
511
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:05,026
Greatest experience of my life.
I'm actually thinking of going back.
512
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,988
That's wonderful.
Thank you for sharing that.
513
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,991
Yeah, thank you...
thank you very much. Thank you.
514
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,327
How did you let a woman
like that get away?
515
00:24:16,204 --> 00:24:17,330
Um...
516
00:24:18,206 --> 00:24:20,292
- Well, I...
- He wasn't a good husband.
517
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,712
[inhales] We're close now, though.
We're... we're buddies.
518
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:28,258
She's a little groggy,
but you can go see her.
519
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:29,341
Thank you.
520
00:24:31,511 --> 00:24:32,511
Buddies?
521
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:35,891
Well, we are.
522
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:41,896
[sighs]
523
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,447
[Martin exhales]
524
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,409
[groans, sighs]
525
00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:56,785
Coffee okay?
526
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,582
I didn't... I didn't know how you take it,
so I had to guess.
527
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,459
- Oh, it's fine, thank you.
- Okay.
528
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,919
Ooh, and I got your change.
529
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,155
- [Sandy] Thank you.
- Here you go.
530
00:25:08,673 --> 00:25:10,258
I... I... I got a cruller.
531
00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:14,887
[groans]
532
00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:16,431
Is it just me,
533
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,684
or do we spend a disproportionate amount
of time in hospitals?
534
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:20,768
Huh?
535
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,023
Just... just saying.
536
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:29,528
Ah, hello, baby.
537
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,654
[Mindy] Hi, Mom.
538
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,572
[grunts]
539
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,369
[sighs]
540
00:25:39,329 --> 00:25:40,956
He was a bad husband,
541
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,542
but he gave good head.
542
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,337
["Shambala" by Three Dog Night playing]
543
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,181
All right.
544
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,394
♪ Wash away my troubles ♪
545
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:04,271
♪ Wash away my pain ♪
546
00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,065
♪ With the rain in Shambala ♪
547
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,943
♪ Wash away my sorrow ♪
548
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,945
♪ Wash away my shame ♪
549
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,614
♪ With the rain in Shambala ♪
550
00:26:15,615 --> 00:26:19,786
♪ Ah, ooh, yeah ♪
551
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:22,205
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
552
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:26,918
♪ Ah, ooh, yeah ♪
553
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,671
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
554
00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:32,424
♪ Everyone is helpful ♪
555
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:34,301
♪ Everyone is kind ♪
556
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,053
♪ On the road to Shambala ♪
557
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,931
♪ Everyone is lucky ♪
558
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,850
♪ Everyone is so kind ♪
559
00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:43,810
♪ On the road to Shambala ♪
560
00:26:43,893 --> 00:26:44,893
[song fades out]