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‪(新奥尔良)

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{\an8}‪(时装搭配 谭)

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{\an8}‪(美容美发 乔纳森)

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{\an8}‪(美食美酒 安东尼)

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{\an8}‪(文化 卡拉莫)

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{\an8}‪(室内设计 鲍比)

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‪剧名:粉雄救兵

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‪我的天呐!这周我们要帮谁 鲍比?

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‪我们这周的主人公们
‪注意我加了个“们”字啊

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‪神转折!

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‪是拉姆达·恺·阿尔法兄弟会的
‪各位兄弟们

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‪没错 我们去兄弟会大干一场了

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‪换个动词...

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‪我们要...

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‪-帮助
‪-去兄弟会帮助大家

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‪我喜欢!

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‪爽!

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‪对头 兄弟!

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‪-兄弟!
‪-拉姆!

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{\an8}‪(新奥尔良大学)

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‪要是被我扔进这个
‪乔希 你要剃个莫西干

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‪糟糕!

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‪你要剃莫西干了!

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‪马可 这是你的比萨吗?

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‪喂 这是谁的比萨啊?

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‪大四生伊恩和乔希·艾伦
‪推荐了自己和兄弟们来参加节目

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‪他们想让闪耀五人组给他们敲个警钟

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‪帮他们指明方向

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{\an8}‪我们兄弟会的质量 最近有所下降

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‪我们的房子最近有些...
‪可以说是一塌糊涂

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{\an8}‪这个兄弟会确实有点...

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{\an8}‪呃 一团糟

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‪拉姆达·恺的大部分男生都不认为
‪自己是那种典型的兄弟会哥们

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{\an8}‪我认为大部分时候
‪我们看起来都不像是兄弟会的人

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‪我并不认为这是件坏事

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‪在一同度过疫情之后

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‪他们建立起了真正的兄弟情
‪真正做到了互帮互助

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‪-哇
‪-真好啊

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‪对他们中的许多人来说
‪拉姆达·恺·阿尔法是自选的家庭

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‪想不到连直男也有自选家庭啊

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‪这栋房子里有太多回忆

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‪能跟最亲密的朋友和兄弟住在一起

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‪是一件很美好的事

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‪菜做好了

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‪他们在乎彼此

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‪他们想有所作为

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‪他们在为社区做慈善方面

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‪可以说是所有小组中最活跃的

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‪我很喜欢 这才是兄弟会的意义所在

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‪-社区组织
‪-是啊

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‪由于疫情
‪已经有两年没有组织活动了

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‪如今新奥尔良校园上的大部分人
‪甚至都不知道拉姆达·恺的存在

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‪不能邀请大批的人来我们家做客

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‪确实限制了我们的成长

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‪我们的钱可不是白来的

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‪我们必须要为各种活动工作
‪才能赚到钱

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‪要是这儿有个电风扇就好了

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‪一个真正能用的电风扇?

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‪我们还有一堆比这更重要的事要做呢

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‪我们当中不少都来自不太富裕的家庭

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‪这使得支付会费更加吃紧

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‪也使购买必需品变得更困难

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‪不是每个人
‪都含着金汤匙出生的 对吧?

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‪兄弟会现在的财务状况...

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‪不太好

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‪不像以前那么好了

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‪80年代时 我们的兄弟规模很大

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‪大到他们有足够的钱
‪能买下这栋房子

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‪在即将到来的这一年
‪我们要尽自己最大的努力

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‪招募到一帮新成员

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‪赶在我们毕业离开前

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‪这周末 兄弟会要举办一场校友聚会

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‪这是一场极其重要的活动

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‪他们需要从校友们那里募集
‪兄弟会急需的捐赠

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‪这样下学期才搞得起活动

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‪我们还是有一些
‪人非常好的校友想帮我们

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‪但其中有些难免开始渐行渐远
‪如果我们不...

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‪给他们一个帮忙的理由

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‪给他们一个回来...
‪而且主动想帮助我们的理由

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‪要让他们看到
‪我们在积极主动把兄弟会变得更好

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‪我们想给校友们留个好印象...
‪不好意思

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‪对 我们想给校友们留个好印象

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‪我们这周的任务

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‪是将这些邋遢汉变成职业男

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‪耶!

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‪(第一天)

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‪(欢迎参加迎新活动)

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‪很安静啊

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‪我看到塑料杯了

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‪-开不了
‪-试试密码

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‪试试“胸部”
‪8、0、0 用数字拼出来

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‪-1234
‪-不 拼“胸部”

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‪-我有两个哥哥!
‪-0000

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‪-试试“胸部”
‪-“胸部”?

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‪-加个“S”
‪-8、0、0...

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‪-我的天!
‪-聪明啊 小姑娘!

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‪我们知道他们全是直男了

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‪不过同性恋爷们也喜欢胸部啊

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‪这是个很常见的误会

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‪-兄弟!
‪-这味道真冲!

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‪天啊 这里也太臭了

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‪他们还在睡觉吗?

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{\an8}‪(12点49分)

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‪我的天 有人睡在沙发上

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‪生活飞快地来找你了!
‪你必须起来面对这世界!

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‪快点 亲爱的!

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‪快走吧!

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‪这便是你的叫早电话!

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‪-快点!
‪-你是谁啊 孩子?

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{\an8}‪-乔希
‪-你的睫毛好漂亮啊

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{\an8}‪-很高兴认识你 亲爱的
‪-起来 乔希!

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‪帮我们找到其他人

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‪你们看到现在几点了吗?

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‪-要不我们一边等一边敲东西吧?
‪-好啊

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‪该、起、床、了!

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‪宣誓主人来了

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‪噢 我们又找到了一个!

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{\an8}‪这里还有一个!醒醒!

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{\an8}‪我起来了

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{\an8}‪没错 这里臭得很

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{\an8}‪这不是我的房间

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{\an8}‪不是你的房间?

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‪醒醒!

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‪到处都是迷失男孩

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‪醒醒!

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‪每个男孩都睡在某个肮脏的缝隙里

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{\an8}‪你好 瞌睡小天使

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{\an8}‪(乔希·J)

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‪醒醒 宝贝!

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‪-早上好!
‪-早上的披萨派对!

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‪起来!

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{\an8}‪真抱歉 我们吵醒你了呀?

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‪太脏了!

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‪恶心!

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‪这都是什么啊?

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‪生化危机了要

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‪有水槽和炉子 按理说是厨房

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‪我的天

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‪这些果蝇也太大了吧

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‪这栋房子太**恶心了吧

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{\an8}‪跟我说说
‪这里为什么是你们想住的地方

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{\an8}‪在学期中 这里就像是一个枢纽

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{\an8}‪总有人在这里进进出出

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{\an8}‪而且这里时刻都有事情在发生

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‪好

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{\an8}‪我的话 因为我父母搬到了
‪密西西西比海湾和圣路易斯湾

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{\an8}‪所以有1小时远

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{\an8}‪但这样我离校园就只有10分钟了

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‪-这个地方对你们来说很重要
‪-当然了

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‪但看起来你们对这栋房子
‪并不怎么尊重

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{\an8}‪在我搬进来之前
‪我加入时 还是个大一新生

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{\an8}‪当时房子还是挺干净的

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‪就是说一开始还过得去

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‪然后就是你们几个把这里毁掉了?

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‪-这个嘛 我和...
‪-应该说这几年来一点一点被毁掉了...

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‪取决于住在房子里的人是谁

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‪毕竟是兄弟会会屋嘛
‪总要开派对的

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‪但房子的干净整洁呢
‪谁来负责鼓励大家动手的?

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‪按理说应该是我

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‪我觉得是动力的问题

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‪我会说:
‪“哟 这里需要搞 那里需要搞”

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‪然后就能坚持上几天

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‪一开始能坚持一会儿

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‪但一点有人见到别人偷懒了

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‪自己也会开始偷懒
‪然后偷懒就会传播开来

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‪就像是一种雪球效应

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‪噢 我不能

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‪可是我必须这么做

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‪厨房就像是苹果醋 加上...

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‪过期的龙舌兰酒

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‪开玩笑

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‪还有橙子外皮
‪开始变得毛茸茸绿油油时

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‪发出的那种味道

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‪不要啊!

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‪不要啊!

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‪到处都是苍蝇!

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‪我不想干了

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‪先消毒了再说

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‪这些小鬼的爸爸妈妈们

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‪都将感到羞愧
‪这帮小鬼在这种环境下生活

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‪在我家是绝不允许的

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‪我是绝不可能让我儿子这样的

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‪我早就冲进来毁掉一切了

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‪瞧瞧我们找到了什么?

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‪有假睫毛的证据

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‪有哪个年轻女人
‪能忍受得了如此的疯狂?

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‪她的眼睛会感染的

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‪有不少碰在一起的丝瓜络

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‪我想要把背用HIPAA认定的
‪医用清洁器清洁一下

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‪不然准备得皮肤病吧

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‪这就是我对这里的评价

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‪小谭!

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‪噢 等等 小谭!

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‪回来 小谭 回来呀

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‪这个厨房...

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‪你们一副准备要挨批评的样子

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{\an8}‪你要训斥我们了吗?

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{\an8}‪我不认为有训斥你们的必要
‪因为这个厨房的现状...

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‪已经不言而喻了

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‪你们都还没吃过早餐呢
‪因为我们才刚把你们叫醒

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{\an8}‪在下午两点前
‪我是一般是不会醒来的

202
00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,981
{\an8}‪-我也是
‪-下午两点是平均水平

203
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,649
{\an8}‪我一般不吃早餐

204
00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:28,193
{\an8}‪-你晚上睡得很晚吗?
‪-对 我晚上要工作 我是厨师

205
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,280
‪-我想开间属于自己的餐厅
‪-你负责做饭?

206
00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,616
‪-算是吧 他也是
‪-明白了

207
00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,868
{\an8}‪我唯一会做的东西
‪就是煎个荷包蛋什么的

208
00:09:35,868 --> 00:09:39,538
{\an8}‪好的 那你们各自买自己的东西
‪然后拿来这里分享吗?

209
00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,165
‪你们会贴标签吗?怎么弄的?

210
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:44,209
‪-我们分享食物
‪-好吧 就像一家人一样

211
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,961
‪这周末 要发生什么事?

212
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:49,173
‪我们要请小邮过来

213
00:09:49,173 --> 00:09:50,924
‪是为了筹钱吗?

214
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,218
‪我们希望能获得一些捐赠

215
00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,512
‪因为现在我们在钱上很紧张

216
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,057
‪因为你们都是学生 当然了
‪这些钱要拿来干嘛用?

217
00:09:58,057 --> 00:10:01,518
‪我们的兄弟会度假
‪还有大型慈善活动什么的

218
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,103
‪还有一些其他活动

219
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,647
‪如果你们想要筹到钱

220
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:08,442
‪就必须想办法吸引他们
‪这样他们才会主动帮你们

221
00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:10,986
‪这样很安全啊

222
00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,989
‪这只鞋还挺漂亮的

223
00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,783
‪要是干净的话 我肯定不介意穿

224
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:19,161
‪这条内裤上有猫毛飘下来 好恶心

225
00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,831
‪我明白 这里的味道太令人震惊了

226
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,334
‪我这辈子从来没闻过这样的猫屎盆

227
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:29,171
‪闻起来就像是死女巫的奶子 简直...

228
00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:31,048
‪不能这样说 可怜的女巫

229
00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:33,342
‪说这种话是冒犯死女巫

230
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:36,553
‪死女巫经历了这么多
‪而他们根本都不是女巫

231
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,722
‪应该说是厌女症的狂欢

232
00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:42,142
‪放到我手上 我不想让它碰到地板

233
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:46,063
‪光是在这栋房子里带上一会儿
‪我受的罪就比她们一辈子受的还要多

234
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:49,942
‪你必须把猫屎盆清理一下
‪兄弟 太过分了

235
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,195
‪太恶心了

236
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,325
‪我破格接受一次
‪使用电动香水喷雾器

237
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,869
‪为什么厨房要在这里
‪而不是在楼上?

238
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:02,496
‪这是我最不在意的事了

239
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:04,581
‪他们这儿有个挂历

240
00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,377
‪上面写着什么时候交房租
‪但根本没替搞卫生的事

241
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,587
‪倒是有一个列表 叫“坏掉的玩意”

242
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,383
‪栅栏、阳光房窗户
‪后室、漏水的马桶

243
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:17,594
‪-把厨房加上
‪-如果他们把整个楼上都加上

244
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:18,637
‪我也同意

245
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:22,015
{\an8}‪这么说吧 我看得出
‪这里有三种不同颜色的便便

246
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,642
‪黏在马桶壁上

247
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:26,186
‪绝对不是同一个人拉的

248
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:29,356
‪我看过太多的
‪《法律与秩序:特殊受害者》

249
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:34,570
‪能分辨出马桶里
‪有没有三种不同的大便飞溅物

250
00:11:34,570 --> 00:11:37,865
‪好消息是 这里的各位都很帅

251
00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,575
‪瞧瞧你 瞧瞧你

252
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,160
‪我看到柜子里有假睫毛

253
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,370
‪-谁的女朋友有时会过来?
‪-我的

254
00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,581
‪她一定很爱你 因为她要...

255
00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,082
‪她很迁就我

256
00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:51,044
‪你的女朋友会非常喜欢
‪马桶里没有便便污渍的

257
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,465
‪另外 这件事也让我极度焦虑

258
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,884
‪-那是我的
‪-你有没有听过说过便便粒子?

259
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:59,636
‪如果你把这个放在外头
‪别人跑过来大便

260
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,598
‪当他们冲马桶时
‪他们的大便粒子会飞溅得到处都是

261
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:04,099
‪跑到你的牙刷里

262
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,603
‪我们必须把那玩意盖起来
‪我不是为了要羞辱你们

263
00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:08,687
‪我是为了...

264
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,648
‪我不想你们因为马桶而染上阴虱

265
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:14,735
‪虽然我不知道阴虱是否会这样传播
‪但小心使得万年船

266
00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,819
‪是啊

267
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,531
‪这栋房子是一场国际灾难

268
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:20,949
‪我差点就要叫你们孩子了

269
00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:24,036
{\an8}‪我很努力忍住不叫你们孩子
‪但你们年纪轻到可以做我孩子了

270
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,580
‪你刚才睡在这里 但这不是你的房间

271
00:12:26,580 --> 00:12:28,791
{\an8}‪-他只是太好客了
‪-棒极了

272
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:30,417
‪-这些是你的衣服吗?
‪-嗯哼

273
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,669
‪-这些都是我的
‪-你的

274
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,838
{\an8}‪-对
‪-我们必须先谈谈这个

275
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,715
‪搞***啊?

276
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:38,842
‪马可的卧室

277
00:12:39,343 --> 00:12:43,222
‪里面是有一张床
‪但我不知道能不能被称为卧室

278
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,182
‪完全没有条理

279
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:48,977
‪都19、20、21岁了
‪怎么还能这样啊?

280
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:52,189
‪这边和这边全都是你的衣服吗?

281
00:12:52,189 --> 00:12:54,316
‪-看起来都是淘来的 像古着
‪-嗯

282
00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:57,194
‪你这里有不少东西
‪我觉得还挺不错的

283
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,947
‪-这条裤子就挺棒的
‪-嗯 这条裤子挺搞怪的

284
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,407
‪-是啊
‪-这周就要开聚会了

285
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,036
‪你有没有什么穿起来
‪更正式些的东西能给我看看?

286
00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:10,541
‪你们打算给人一种怎样的感觉?
‪你们想打扮成什么样?

287
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:13,919
‪可能就穿一件带领衬衫 穿条短裤
‪因为天气还是会很热

288
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,463
‪如果我需要看起来更专业一点

289
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,216
‪通常只是带领衬衫和裤子什么的

290
00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,217
‪好的

291
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,719
‪迪基裤子配这件衬衫

292
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,388
‪-挺好看的
‪-对了 还有这双鞋

293
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,182
‪-我好喜欢这双鞋
‪-这双是我最喜欢的鞋子

294
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,809
‪-我的话会穿这双
‪-我的最爱

295
00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:32,229
‪我之前就看到了 我不想碰是因为
‪那个角落里有很多灰尘

296
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,106
‪好好对待它 这是双好鞋

297
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:40,320
‪这是一样非常重要的东西
‪却这样被随便丢在台子上了

298
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,447
‪他们能有这么个房间真的非常好

299
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:47,286
‪里面全是他们的历史
‪奖项啊 相片集啊什么的

300
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,079
‪还有不少慈善事业的东西

301
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,540
‪可他们就不能好好照顾一下吗?

302
00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:56,712
‪这些东西就这样堆在架子上积灰

303
00:13:56,712 --> 00:14:00,090
‪自豪一点呀 弟弟们

304
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,425
‪穿高跟鞋试试

305
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,342
‪好的

306
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:06,471
‪-推我
‪-加油 小乔!

307
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,639
‪我不喜欢这玩意!

308
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,476
{\an8}‪拥有这个家庭对你来说意味着什么?

309
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,937
{\an8}‪能拥有这么一个社群挺棒的

310
00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:16,064
‪这里的每个人都互相支持

311
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,941
‪我不住在这里 我只是经常过来

312
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:20,527
‪-但这些是你的兄弟
‪-我管他们叫家人

313
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,488
‪我在很多事情上
‪都依赖他们 反之亦然

314
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:28,243
‪我上哪儿也找不到比他们更好的人了

315
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,580
‪这就是兄弟会文化的意义之一
‪就是这种兄弟情谊

316
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:33,498
‪但你们都是小伙子

317
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:36,335
‪我很想知道 你们在一起有没有

318
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,795
‪学习到自己作为一个男人

319
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,590
‪要如何走到下一个阶段?

320
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,344
‪我来这里可以说就是为了这个
‪这是我加入的原因之一

321
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:49,306
‪为了能学习怎样成为一个男人

322
00:14:49,306 --> 00:14:51,266
‪嗯 那你学得怎么样了?

323
00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:54,478
‪正在慢慢学

324
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:56,480
‪你们让我想起了我年轻的时候

325
00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,567
‪别看我现在可能挺稳重的
‪但我也有过兄弟会的经历

326
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,777
‪我以前也玩乐过

327
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:04,613
‪但我很早就意识到
‪有时候作为年轻男性

328
00:15:04,613 --> 00:15:06,740
‪我们是不知道怎么到达下一个阶段的

329
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,867
‪-对
‪-没人在讨论这件事

330
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,496
‪总是不断重复着同样的模式 对吧?

331
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:14,915
‪对 我觉得就是这么回事

332
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,041
‪一直在重复

333
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,502
‪还好我们在关键时刻赶到了

334
00:15:18,502 --> 00:15:21,213
‪很显然这些小伙子们都很迷惘

335
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,758
‪他们不知道自己在做什么
‪也不知道要如何成为男人

336
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:29,096
‪我实话实说 我们目前对你们的了解
‪就是你们很脏 但同时...

337
00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:35,560
‪但同时你们也很善良
‪愿意分享自己脆弱的一面 我很喜欢

338
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,814
‪我认为我们这个小家庭

339
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,858
‪这个小兄弟会来得正是时候

340
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:45,821
‪所以如果你们准备好要开始
‪那我们就也准备好要开始了

341
00:15:45,821 --> 00:15:47,906
‪你们什么都愿意做吗?

342
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,992
‪对 除了剃光头之外

343
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:51,702
‪好嘞

344
00:15:51,702 --> 00:15:53,996
‪好了 倒数三声 三、二、一

345
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:56,498
‪拉姆达·恺·阿尔法!

346
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:02,587
{\an8}‪(闪耀五人组总部
‪路易斯安那州 新奥尔良)

347
00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,173
{\an8}‪这帮小伙子们知道是怎么打扮的

348
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:08,093
‪但我想教会他们如何更上一层楼

349
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,053
‪现在他们看起来一副大学生的样子

350
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:13,265
‪如果要出席这周末的活动
‪穿成这样是不得体的

351
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:14,975
‪我要在这方面帮助他们

352
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:18,687
‪如果拉姆达·恺·阿尔法想要
‪从校友他们获得尊重和认可

353
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:20,814
‪我要带他们来参观我们的厨房

354
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:23,066
‪让他们看看干净的厨房该是个什么样

355
00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,111
‪我们还要在周末前
‪想出一些他们能做的完美菜式来

356
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,612
‪这样他们才能要到钱

357
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:30,032
‪住在这里的人都没有什么自理能力

358
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:34,119
‪得有人来教教这些年轻男士
‪美容美发的基础

359
00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:35,412
‪必须加把劲才行

360
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:40,500
‪我们没有给他们足够的空间
‪来表达自己的感受

361
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,420
‪说出他们的心路历程
‪所以我想带他们去一个地方

362
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:46,715
‪好让大家聚在一起
‪放松身心 彼此交流

363
00:16:47,883 --> 00:16:51,762
‪让他们的房子
‪变得破破烂烂 年久失修

364
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:55,640
‪让我看不出他们有丝毫的自豪感
‪对自己居住的地方也好

365
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,350
‪对自己所在的团体也罢

366
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:01,438
‪这些弟弟们需要刮、需要擦、需要掸

367
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:05,275
‪他们需要扫地、需要吸尘、需要清洁

368
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:09,237
‪以前从没在这栋房子里做过的事
‪他们都需要做一遍

369
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:11,615
‪因为这样很恶心!

370
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,283
‪太恶心了

371
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,535
‪(第二天)

372
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,912
‪(卫生课101)

373
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:21,666
‪(尊重房子)

374
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,094
‪闻一闻这不怎么清新的空气

375
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,554
‪大家知道通常是由我来
‪把整栋房子都清洁一遍

376
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,431
‪让旧房变新屋

377
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,558
‪这周我不会这么做

378
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,477
‪楼上交给我来处理

379
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,939
‪但我是绝对没时间把这边也搞干净的

380
00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:44,898
‪好了 先丢垃圾

381
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,399
‪我要见到这里闪闪发光!

382
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:47,859
‪天啊

383
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,737
‪贴满了苍蝇的苍蝇诱捕贴

384
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,240
‪积满了灰尘的角落

385
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,034
‪塞满了僵硬袜子的沙发

386
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,160
‪这也太恶心了

387
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,412
‪这些都必须清干净

388
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,248
{\an8}‪湿的 为什么这是湿的?

389
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:07,045
‪我想确保他们能明白
‪修理东西其实挺容易的

390
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:07,963
‪我帮你按着

391
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:13,552
‪我希望这能帮助他们培养一点责任感

392
00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:16,763
‪让他们为自己所生活的空间而骄傲

393
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,099
‪谁想来帮我处理那个天花板上的洞?

394
00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,016
‪交给在下吧

395
00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:21,643
‪差不多

396
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,770
‪嗯 很好 加油 德马里奥

397
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,188
‪先从一点点开始

398
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,648
‪对 用尖角插进去

399
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,317
‪我能看到他们的小脸上出现了笑容

400
00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,736
‪我能看到他们开始意识到

401
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:35,073
‪拥有一个不令人作呕的家
‪能让人有多么的让人舒心

402
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,366
‪我以后也要这样生活

403
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:37,784
‪让我觉得很有成就感

404
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:41,538
‪等校友们来这里的时候
‪要让他们这么想:

405
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:45,709
‪“嘿!我要给他们点钱
‪继续让这个地方干净下去!”

406
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:48,920
‪乔希 这间浴室的地板上
‪有整整四磅重的阴毛

407
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,213
{\an8}‪需要好好吸一吸

408
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,339
{\an8}‪四磅

409
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,593
‪这玩意到处都是 兄弟

410
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:56,303
‪我的天啊

411
00:18:58,555 --> 00:18:59,806
‪莱恩是这里的领导

412
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,393
‪但他占着领导一职
‪却没有做领导的事

413
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,937
{\an8}‪是什么吸引你加入兄弟会的?

414
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:09,482
‪因为我觉得他们就像是
‪我家乡的一帮朋友

415
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,567
‪只不过更加成熟

416
00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:12,444
‪都是一些让我钦佩的人

417
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:15,405
‪因为我们有不少刚毕业的校友

418
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,616
‪立即就做得挺成功的

419
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,618
‪-你主修什么?
‪-商科

420
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:23,622
‪我想要做CEO 大老板
‪某个机构的总裁

421
00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:27,042
‪那就做点在职培训 来点人员管理

422
00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:29,794
‪-是你主动做这个领导角色的 对吧?
‪-对

423
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:33,298
‪你觉得你将来要做出怎样的改变

424
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,967
‪才能确保这里不会变回老样子?

425
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,553
‪确保大家对自己的事负责

426
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:41,973
‪很好 我对个人空间的要求
‪不是那么严格

427
00:19:41,973 --> 00:19:43,892
‪偶尔脏一点没什么关系

428
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:48,355
‪重要的是公共空间 为了大家好
‪每个人都有责任保持干净

429
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,440
‪-对
‪-这地方看起来完全变了个样

430
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,902
‪我希望你们照顾好周围的环境
‪这不仅仅是把卫生搞干净而已

431
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:57,155
‪这对你们将来要做的一切
‪都是重要的一课

432
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,657
‪那么 过来吧?

433
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,533
‪击掌?击掌!

434
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,202
‪干得好!

435
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,703
‪我为你们感到骄傲!

436
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,956
‪-我们能做到!
‪-好嘞!

437
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,458
‪(时尚入门)

438
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:14,089
‪(善意的批评)

439
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:21,429
‪走起来有劲一点!

440
00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,098
‪-抱歉!
‪-我要带你们去个好地方

441
00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,349
‪好好买点东西

442
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:29,312
‪很显然这帮男孩子们
‪都希望彼此能成功

443
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:33,066
‪所以 我想教会他们如何给彼此建议

444
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,235
‪还有如何打扮看起来更加成熟

445
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:38,238
‪我知道这周末的活动
‪看上去只是个聚会罢了

446
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,243
‪这些人基本都是职场老将了 对吧?
‪这是一个拓展人脉的大好机会

447
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,245
‪我想确保他们不会觉得:

448
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,955
‪“一帮小鬼 还不知道自己定位呢”

449
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,748
‪我想让他们知道你们已经准备好了

450
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:49,958
‪知道你们是很认真的

451
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,794
‪知道你们以后需要他们的支持

452
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:56,339
‪如果想跟能够改变你们人生的人
‪真正建立好关系的话

453
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,507
‪穿着就必须得体

454
00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,134
‪-对吗?
‪-对

455
00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,969
‪好了 我们来玩个游戏

456
00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:03,263
‪这家店里的东西随便你们拿

457
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:06,558
‪你们把自己认为
‪适合这次活动穿的东西选出来

458
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:10,520
‪在Express这里
‪有好多好多适合你们的选择

459
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,731
‪我想让你们穿成“商务休闲风”

460
00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:15,650
‪举个例子 平常你比较喜欢穿T恤

461
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,278
‪那你能不能换成polo衫?
‪或者是衬衫?

462
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:22,115
‪如果你本来爱穿运动鞋
‪能不能改穿皮鞋或者靴子?

463
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,950
‪你要购物五分钟

464
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,411
‪想穿什么尽管挑
‪但要符合我刚才说的

465
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:30,498
‪我们还要评分 谁穿得最得体

466
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,916
‪-糟了
‪-好的

467
00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:32,917
‪好嘞

468
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,628
‪五分钟 开始吧!

469
00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,926
‪瞧瞧他们闲逛的样子
‪没有5分钟限时似的

470
00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,679
‪快点啊!动起来!

471
00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:46,639
‪粉色会很显眼 是啊

472
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,725
{\an8}‪我还挺喜欢那条裤子的 不赖吧

473
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,852
{\an8}‪但我看不出打不搭配

474
00:21:50,852 --> 00:21:53,021
{\an8}‪-因为我色盲很严重
‪-好 我来帮你

475
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,315
‪你觉得你这身传达了什么信息?

476
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,983
‪-你会被记住吗?
‪-会的

477
00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:58,943
‪我这问题问得好

478
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,195
‪这是绿色吗?

479
00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:05,408
‪这个...有点像...灰色
‪但灰中有那么点绿

480
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:07,077
‪-中号?
‪-在这儿

481
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:08,203
‪天呐 这么多选项

482
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:11,956
‪我喜欢你们在女装部找配饰 真棒!

483
00:22:11,956 --> 00:22:13,583
‪女款的裤子也更好!

484
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:14,793
‪确实如此

485
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,712
‪好了 孩子们!十、九...

486
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:21,508
‪八、七、六、五

487
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:25,178
‪四、三、二 时间到!

488
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,679
‪准备好了吗?

489
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:28,848
‪-好了
‪-好了

490
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,017
‪天呐!

491
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,228
‪哇!

492
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,689
‪好嘞 这边有一些白板 每个人都有

493
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,942
‪一个一个站过来

494
00:22:38,942 --> 00:22:41,528
‪我们要一起来打分 一到五

495
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:43,613
‪明白了吗?

496
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:44,906
‪好嘞

497
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,744
‪-很大胆嘛!
‪-五分就是要这样穿 各位

498
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:53,706
‪来吧!

499
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,666
‪一个五分!

500
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,751
‪五分

501
00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:59,671
{\an8}‪-下一个
‪-我给他打了“五分 超出计分范围”

502
00:22:59,671 --> 00:23:01,131
{\an8}‪-“BMS”是这意思啊?
‪-是啊

503
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,133
‪小伙子们 给他打分

504
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,844
‪没想到你们俩这么亲密啊?

505
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,264
{\an8}‪这件衬衫给人一种老爸的感觉

506
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,558
‪要么就是 车臣帮匪的感觉

507
00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:14,769
‪这也太具体了吧!

508
00:23:14,769 --> 00:23:17,147
‪看得出他们确实是一帮兄弟
‪他们对彼此很了解

509
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,148
‪好 下一个

510
00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:22,402
‪希望这能帮助他们更坦诚一些

511
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,863
‪我不想把分打得太宽
‪但也不想打得太差

512
00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:26,906
‪你想怎么打分就怎么打分

513
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,242
‪差就是差 好就是好

514
00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:32,745
‪-对不起!
‪-坏了!

515
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,748
‪这条链子对比你的脖子
‪实在是太粗了

516
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,792
{\an8}‪你看起来像是《灵魂列车》上的嘉宾

517
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:43,381
{\an8}‪(库珀)

518
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:46,217
‪我给你打五分
‪因为这身一看就是库珀

519
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:47,385
‪哇!

520
00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:50,805
‪我也打了五分 因为说实话
‪我本来没对你报什么期望

521
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,018
‪你给他打五分
‪是因为他的表现让你震惊了?

522
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,102
‪对

523
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,897
‪-马可
‪-四分

524
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:02,692
‪我觉得你穿比较显眼的东西时更好看

525
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:05,487
‪五分

526
00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,529
‪为什么打五分?

527
00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:08,948
‪我也喜欢中性色的东西

528
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,992
‪我简直目瞪口呆

529
00:24:10,992 --> 00:24:14,704
‪我已经做好了对他们选出来的东西
‪大失所望的准备了

530
00:24:14,704 --> 00:24:15,622
‪有请下一位

531
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:21,294
‪结果 几乎所有人选的东西
‪都离完美搭配非常接近

532
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:23,046
‪我能做些小调整吗?

533
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:24,839
‪-好啊 尽管改
‪-好的

534
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,052
‪-领子
‪-这样稍微更有型一点

535
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,764
‪墨镜 你不需要 项链 也不需要

536
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:35,391
‪二分变成了三点五

537
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,643
‪-四分了
‪-很有帮助

538
00:24:36,643 --> 00:24:38,978
‪颜色其实还挺搭配的

539
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:40,897
‪你选了圆点和条纹

540
00:24:40,897 --> 00:24:43,650
‪两种经典的纹路
‪搭配起来准没错 下一位!

541
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:47,153
‪这件衬衫配这条裤子实在是太大了

542
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:51,533
‪然后这双鞋子的棕色
‪对这身装扮来说有些太正式了

543
00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:55,161
‪如果你换双鞋和宽大一点的裤子
‪那我就很满意了

544
00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:57,247
‪-你知道我打算干什么吗?
‪-皮带?

545
00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:58,414
‪-对
‪-对

546
00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,166
‪我不是很喜欢腰带跟鞋子搭配

547
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:03,294
‪看起来你似乎是想搭配一下
‪但颜色有色差

548
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:04,712
‪我很为他们感到骄傲

549
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,173
‪这让我充满了希望
‪因为他们其实很明白

550
00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,967
‪穿着对提升他们自信的帮助

551
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:11,928
‪对人际关系和职业生涯的潜在帮助

552
00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:13,429
‪帮助改善他人对他们的印象

553
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:15,306
‪我非常喜欢 马可

554
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:19,269
{\an8}‪我要给你一个“完美” 五分满分

555
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:20,436
‪***你们这帮家伙!

556
00:25:20,937 --> 00:25:22,814
‪对啊!***你们 不

557
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,066
‪(第三天)

558
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,234
‪(三明治学)

559
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:29,070
‪(自己动手)

560
00:25:40,248 --> 00:25:42,625
‪我们要做史上最经典的三明治

561
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:46,379
‪其实这也是我个人的最爱
‪而且这就是在新奥尔良诞生的

562
00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:49,299
‪-有谁能猜到是什么吗?
‪-马弗拉塔

563
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:52,635
‪-大家都吃过马弗拉塔吗?
‪-这是我的最爱

564
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:53,886
‪-这是你的最爱?
‪-对

565
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,180
‪-那你做过吗?
‪-没有 肯定会很好玩的

566
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,601
‪这就是你们兄弟会的象征
‪大家这样聚在一起

567
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,687
‪就像是将一堆配料组合在一起
‪做成一个马弗拉塔

568
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:03,855
‪马弗“拉姆达”

569
00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:08,067
‪这个三明治基本上就是
‪将腌肉、奶酪

570
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,778
‪酸酸的美味腌蔬菜

571
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:14,699
‪塞入一块美丽的芝麻面包中

572
00:26:14,699 --> 00:26:17,410
‪拿起毛巾 搭在肩膀上

573
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:21,706
‪这些年轻人的水平
‪离为周末做好准备还差得很远

574
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:24,709
‪但有一点让我很有信心
‪就是他们之间的兄弟情义

575
00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:27,462
‪作为彼此的兄弟
‪他们有责任互相鼓励

576
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:30,214
‪成为最好的自己

577
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:32,967
‪而且这是一帮大学生
‪谁不爱三明治啊?

578
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:36,054
‪我们这里有黑卡拉马塔橄榄

579
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,930
‪已经去了核的绿橄榄

580
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:41,059
‪辣腌菜 因为是腌制过的
‪所以是脆脆的 酸酸的

581
00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:44,896
‪乔希 你要做的最多
‪因为你就是干厨师的

582
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,357
‪这里有些红葱头和新鲜的大蒜

583
00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,984
‪还有一些烤红椒、干辣椒末

584
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:52,111
‪欧芹 虽然传统做法里没有

585
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:56,199
‪我喜欢加 因为会让味道很新鲜
‪还会增添一点胡椒味

586
00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:59,035
‪尽管熏火腿不用放进橄榄沙拉里

587
00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:00,328
‪我们还是需要把它切碎

588
00:27:00,328 --> 00:27:03,373
‪因为没有什么比一口咬下去
‪拉出一大片熏火腿更糟糕的事了

589
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:06,125
‪这样吃三明治会弄得乱七八糟的

590
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,293
‪-说的太对了
‪-对吧?

591
00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,420
‪好了 你的刀法怎么样?

592
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:11,464
‪上手了就知道

593
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,510
‪我会做鸡蛋和培根 别的都不会

594
00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:17,220
‪切的时候要把手指卷起来

595
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,681
‪这样能有效防止切到手指

596
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:20,973
‪看看乔希是怎么切的

597
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,017
‪-像这样
‪-非常好

598
00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:27,980
‪毕业搬出去之后
‪你们最怀念彼此的会是什么?

599
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,150
‪我最怀念的
‪是我们会颁发的一个特别奖项

600
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,443
‪叫做弗里曼奖

601
00:27:32,944 --> 00:27:34,779
‪这个弗里曼奖就是颁给

602
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:37,782
‪上周做了最蠢的事的人

603
00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:42,787
‪比如手里拿着一盘西瓜
‪撞到玻璃上把西瓜洒一地?

604
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:45,039
‪-像这样的
‪-或是把一根香烟吞下去

605
00:27:45,039 --> 00:27:47,125
‪-或是在酒吧里拉裤子!
‪-对

606
00:27:47,125 --> 00:27:50,920
‪我们刚见面时 你们其中有一个人
‪提到过“自选家庭”这个概念

607
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:56,092
‪我以前一直以为
‪这只是LGBTQIA+环境下的

608
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:58,845
‪以为这是只属于我们的东西
‪但我现在意识到了

609
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,763
‪这并不是我们独占的

610
00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:03,558
‪你们也是自己主动选择

611
00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:05,810
‪要聚集在此 要组成这个家庭

612
00:28:05,810 --> 00:28:07,770
‪是这一切更加有意义

613
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:09,564
‪-家外之家
‪-对

614
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:11,816
‪等你们切完后

615
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,651
‪往里面放就行

616
00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,194
‪来“撒盐哥”一把

617
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,906
‪我要往里面加橄榄油

618
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:20,867
‪对 大蒜切得很好

619
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:25,788
‪加一点腌汁 然后是柠檬汁和牛至

620
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:27,331
‪大家准备好制作三明治了吗?

621
00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:28,374
‪-是的!
‪-好

622
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,459
‪这步很容易弄脏

623
00:28:29,459 --> 00:28:33,337
‪我要把这些多出来的
‪充满了各种味道的油

624
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,465
‪里面还有腌汁和柠檬汁

625
00:28:35,465 --> 00:28:37,383
‪就这样把油淋上去

626
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,011
‪如果有点菜掉在上面 也没关系

627
00:28:40,011 --> 00:28:42,764
‪接着 用勺子的背面

628
00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:45,808
‪尽可能把面包涂匀

629
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,185
‪接着我们要开始组装了

630
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,980
‪做三明治有很多原则

631
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,858
‪比较轻的 没那么实的配料
‪最好是放在上层

632
00:28:53,858 --> 00:28:58,029
‪这里按自己的喜好来
‪我们可以用热那亚或索普利萨塔

633
00:28:58,029 --> 00:29:00,114
‪然后是摩泰台拉

634
00:29:00,114 --> 00:29:02,158
‪摩泰台拉其实就是
‪高级版的博洛尼亚大红肠

635
00:29:02,158 --> 00:29:03,159
‪小资博洛尼亚

636
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,536
‪切碎了的熏火腿

637
00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:07,997
‪用熏火腿的时候 一点点就够味了

638
00:29:07,997 --> 00:29:09,081
‪接下来是奶酪

639
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,751
‪我们要用波萝伏洛
‪再加一点点的莫泽雷勒

640
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,587
‪三片应该就够了

641
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,172
‪接下来 橄榄沙拉

642
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:19,258
‪我不想有液体从边缘流出来

643
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,511
‪所以尽量把多余的油滤掉

644
00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:24,555
‪肯定会弄得一塌糊涂
‪但那也没关系 人生就是这样

645
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,558
‪我们把面包的上半部分

646
00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,061
‪压下去 用点力

647
00:29:30,061 --> 00:29:33,231
‪接着 有两种流派 烤或者不烤

648
00:29:33,231 --> 00:29:34,232
‪-烤
‪-烤

649
00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:35,775
‪我们想烤一下吗?

650
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,110
‪-烤过的三明治只会更好吃
‪-好的

651
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:41,614
‪如果你想请别人帮忙捐钱

652
00:29:41,614 --> 00:29:46,035
‪让校友们知道
‪自己是一个多么优秀的男青年

653
00:29:46,035 --> 00:29:47,203
‪那你就必须真这样过

654
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:49,372
‪你必须为自己所做的一切而骄傲

655
00:29:49,372 --> 00:29:51,666
‪噢!闻起来好香啊!

656
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:55,294
‪这可能是我这辈子做过最好吃的东西

657
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:59,966
‪如果他们真能做到
‪我相信回报一定不止十倍

658
00:29:59,966 --> 00:30:03,094
‪-干杯!
‪-马弗“拉姆达”吃得愉快

659
00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:08,266
‪我的妈呀

660
00:30:09,684 --> 00:30:10,810
‪吃起来真爽

661
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:13,646
‪这是我这辈子吃过最好吃的马弗拉塔

662
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:16,065
‪-好吃极了
‪-我们每个人都做了 而且很快

663
00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:18,985
‪你们觉得周末等校友过来时

664
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,486
‪你们能做出来吗?

665
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:21,445
‪-这个嘛...
‪-可以

666
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:23,990
‪-谁来领头?
‪-乔希

667
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:26,284
‪太好了!你们都会帮他一起?

668
00:30:26,284 --> 00:30:27,493
‪-当然
‪-当然了

669
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:28,411
‪橄榄交给我

670
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:35,167
‪你能感觉得出来
‪这个兄弟会对他们很重要

671
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,795
‪但他们需要展示出来

672
00:30:37,795 --> 00:30:41,299
‪所以我想花点功夫
‪把这里弄得更精致一点

673
00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:45,136
‪成为一栋能让他们自豪的兄弟会会屋

674
00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:47,305
‪(第四天)

675
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:48,806
‪(美美的)

676
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:53,436
‪(人生并不完美 但你的头发可以)

677
00:30:53,436 --> 00:30:55,271
‪进来吧 小伙子们

678
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:01,485
‪跟大家打声招呼

679
00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,862
‪坐下吧 同学们

680
00:31:02,862 --> 00:31:03,905
‪进来吧

681
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:05,656
‪好嘞

682
00:31:05,656 --> 00:31:07,992
‪大家都把“直男癌”暂存在了门外

683
00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:10,036
‪好嘞 开始吧 各位

684
00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:13,122
‪帮你改头换面

685
00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,416
‪-瞧瞧你的眼睛多美呀
‪-谢谢

686
00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,043
‪我的天啊

687
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:20,838
‪你的胡子有点...

688
00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:22,590
‪我知道很厚

689
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:24,425
‪没错 你给我一种

690
00:31:24,425 --> 00:31:29,513
‪“我六个月前刚从阿米什家庭逃出来
‪刚开始用起电来”的感觉

691
00:31:30,097 --> 00:31:32,433
‪我忍受不了 你长得这么帅 何必呢

692
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,809
‪我绝对要...

693
00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:35,770
‪-修剪一下?
‪-对

694
00:31:35,770 --> 00:31:36,729
‪看到这里没?

695
00:31:36,729 --> 00:31:38,898
‪自然生长情况下 最短的部分

696
00:31:38,898 --> 00:31:41,901
‪决定了最长部分该有多长

697
00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:44,487
‪我觉得你的脸长得这么帅...

698
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:46,113
‪我喜欢你留的胡子

699
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:48,532
‪-你愿意修得这么短吗?
‪-愿意

700
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:51,994
‪这个星球上最漂亮的卷发

701
00:31:51,994 --> 00:31:54,372
‪跟我聊聊你自己
‪你这辈子想做些什么?

702
00:31:54,372 --> 00:31:56,499
‪-我是电影系的
‪-电影系的!

703
00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:59,085
‪你给人一种艺术家的感觉 给人一种...

704
00:31:59,085 --> 00:32:01,253
‪“我按照自己的节奏来 亲爱的”

705
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,423
‪-你上次剪头发是什么时候?
‪-三年半前

706
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:07,259
{\an8}‪我喜欢留长发 卷卷的这样

707
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:09,470
{\an8}‪但如果这样 可能会更好...

708
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:10,388
‪哎呦喂

709
00:32:10,388 --> 00:32:12,556
‪我有点想把你的胡子给剃了

710
00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:14,850
‪给你来点哈里·斯泰尔斯的感觉

711
00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:21,816
‪我们要给你来个大变身
‪脸上的毛都得搞干净

712
00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:23,567
‪连嘴唇上的也不能留?

713
00:32:23,567 --> 00:32:24,610
‪姑娘 拜

714
00:32:26,487 --> 00:32:28,614
‪可以染发吗?我一直都想漂染点金发

715
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,199
‪你想做漂染呀?

716
00:32:30,199 --> 00:32:31,701
‪-对
‪-好的 有很多要做

717
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,078
‪这样好舒服!

718
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:36,580
‪-嘿 伊恩
‪-你好吗 小猫?

719
00:32:37,498 --> 00:32:40,042
‪我想你们婚礼的那天应该就是这样

720
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:41,460
‪你们都会做彼此的伴郎吗?

721
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:49,802
‪好看多了

722
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:52,013
‪-我们要把这里剪短了
‪-来吧

723
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:53,514
‪-你准备好了吗?
‪-是的!

724
00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:54,432
‪好

725
00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:56,142
‪三、二、一

726
00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:58,436
‪我的天啊

727
00:32:58,436 --> 00:33:00,980
‪耶 走起!

728
00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:01,981
‪很好

729
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:05,818
‪我不知道自己现在什么样
‪但感觉有点怪怪的

730
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:20,499
‪我感觉自己轻盈了许多

731
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:21,792
‪-是吗 对吧?
‪-是啊

732
00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:25,337
‪性感!大家看起来都很性感

733
00:33:27,381 --> 00:33:28,632
‪帅极了 小婊子

734
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,675
‪很好

735
00:33:33,721 --> 00:33:35,431
‪再把头低下来一次

736
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:37,892
‪很好 杰克·哈洛

737
00:33:37,892 --> 00:33:39,643
‪我们都玩得好开心

738
00:33:39,643 --> 00:33:41,604
‪我们充满了朝气
‪我们要展翅高飞了

739
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,022
‪要改头换面了

740
00:33:43,022 --> 00:33:45,107
‪-我在海滩上见 乔希
‪-谢谢

741
00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:46,567
‪你就像在演《海滩救护队》

742
00:33:46,567 --> 00:33:49,528
‪我很喜欢大家这样互相赞美

743
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:51,238
‪朋友之间必须要赞美

744
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:54,408
‪瞧瞧这样多好
‪看年轻人这样探索 这么开心

745
00:33:54,408 --> 00:33:55,659
‪没人需要受伤的

746
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,078
‪他们都好可爱

747
00:33:57,578 --> 00:34:00,998
‪这是全新的你 三、二、一

748
00:34:00,998 --> 00:34:02,500
‪噢 我喜欢

749
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,252
‪蒙太奇片段!

750
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,674
‪-瞧瞧你自己
‪-棒极了!

751
00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:14,887
‪-谢谢你信任我们照顾你的头发
‪-我很需要

752
00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:17,181
‪-你看起来很棒
‪-我信任专业人士

753
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,393
‪哎呦喂 这是头一回

754
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:26,023
‪-我喜欢
‪-对吧?

755
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,028
‪要命了

756
00:34:34,657 --> 00:34:36,367
‪-是的 看起来不错
‪-对吧?

757
00:34:36,367 --> 00:34:38,994
‪三、二、一

758
00:34:40,162 --> 00:34:40,996
‪天啊

759
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:42,164
‪太不一样了

760
00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:44,375
‪-对吧?
‪-不过我喜欢 嗯 很棒

761
00:34:47,461 --> 00:34:49,630
‪小伙子们!我们看起来怎么样?

762
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:51,298
‪美极了!

763
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,342
‪我们都很喜欢!

764
00:34:54,802 --> 00:34:56,178
‪(交流进阶课)

765
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,639
‪(寻求帮助)

766
00:35:03,477 --> 00:35:05,604
‪篝火晚会的姑娘们 歌唱吧

767
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,692
‪-这里不错吧
‪-你们选了个好地方

768
00:35:09,692 --> 00:35:12,236
‪-我还从没来过这里
‪-知道怎么生火吗?

769
00:35:12,236 --> 00:35:13,863
‪-是的 我从小就露营
‪-完美

770
00:35:13,863 --> 00:35:17,116
‪我不是那种很喜欢户外活动的人
‪你们要教我点东西了

771
00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:18,993
‪库珀很懂行

772
00:35:18,993 --> 00:35:21,579
‪在我看来很明显
‪这些小伙子都感到很迷惘

773
00:35:21,579 --> 00:35:23,122
‪他们需要一些指导

774
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,833
‪他们需要理解如何表达自己的感受

775
00:35:25,833 --> 00:35:27,835
‪这样他们才能开始一同成长

776
00:35:27,835 --> 00:35:30,838
‪根据你们以前所学到的
‪身为一个男人意味着什么?

777
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:33,924
‪照顾好一个家庭 这一点是肯定的

778
00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:36,302
‪确保自己在经济上足够稳定

779
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:39,138
‪因为靠得住是最重要的事之一

780
00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:40,681
‪-对
‪-要成为男人的话

781
00:35:40,681 --> 00:35:43,559
‪这点很有意思
‪你连一次都没提到你自己

782
00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:44,894
‪对

783
00:35:44,894 --> 00:35:47,021
‪我们的文化就是这样教男人的

784
00:35:47,021 --> 00:35:49,857
‪你要照顾好其他一切
‪这就是你的价值所在

785
00:35:49,857 --> 00:35:52,651
‪尽管有些人会说:
‪“确保自己也过得好”

786
00:35:52,651 --> 00:35:54,570
‪却从没有人教过你怎么过得好

787
00:35:54,570 --> 00:35:56,405
‪很多时候要过得好 其实是...

788
00:35:57,114 --> 00:36:00,743
‪时刻关注自己 自己的感受
‪那些影响心理健康的事

789
00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:02,203
‪你们多久一次

790
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:04,288
‪大家聚在一起 好好聊一聊?

791
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:07,750
‪我感觉男生这点尤其明显
‪一生下来就被灌输

792
00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:09,793
‪在别人问你之前 你什么都不要说

793
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:12,338
‪有时候是因为要表达自己是很难的

794
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:15,758
‪有时是很难找到机会...

795
00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:17,551
‪等一下 你们会问他的事吗?

796
00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,553
‪我问得不够多 我可是他的哥哥

797
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:21,263
‪你们想问他一个问题吗?

798
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:22,556
‪你最近怎么样?

799
00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:24,642
‪你每天都在想些什么?

800
00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:26,393
‪发生了很多事

801
00:36:26,894 --> 00:36:29,939
‪因为整个暑假 我在做两份实习

802
00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:32,358
‪我还要上两门暑期班

803
00:36:32,358 --> 00:36:34,485
‪还得坐公车...

804
00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:37,029
‪发生了很多财务上的事

805
00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:38,447
‪比如?

806
00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:41,033
‪继续说 德马里奥 继续说下去

807
00:36:41,033 --> 00:36:41,951
‪努力...

808
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:44,954
‪基本上是提高自我

809
00:36:45,579 --> 00:36:48,624
‪-这就是我努力在做的
‪-你的生活中发生了很多事

810
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:54,046
‪-你感受到了活在这个世界上的压力
‪-我只是在摸索

811
00:36:56,590 --> 00:36:58,884
‪你觉得你在摸索的过程中
‪有点力不从心了?

812
00:36:58,884 --> 00:36:59,927
‪遇到了些挫折

813
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:04,431
‪比如我终于有车了
‪结果第二天就把车撞了

814
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:08,769
‪然后又回到无车的状态
‪去哪里都要坐公车

815
00:37:15,776 --> 00:37:18,821
‪每次我们看到德马里奥
‪他的脸上都会挂着笑容

816
00:37:18,821 --> 00:37:22,032
‪你根本不知道他正在经历这么多事

817
00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:25,244
‪他每次一来
‪整个房间都欢乐起来 我很爱这点

818
00:37:25,244 --> 00:37:26,287
‪我爱你

819
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:29,456
‪可我根本不知道你经历了这么多困难

820
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,876
‪我也没有问 我感到很羞愧

821
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:36,297
‪我觉得我很有必要多跟大家说说

822
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,840
‪我以后会改的

823
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:43,304
‪作为男人 你们从小就被教导
‪要用肩膀扛起一切

824
00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:44,221
‪自己想办法

825
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,809
‪于是你们把一切都藏在心里
‪但这会开始慢慢消耗你

826
00:37:50,019 --> 00:37:52,896
‪我们都经历过 有几晚大家坐在一起

827
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:57,109
‪然后突然有人开始崩溃
‪周围的人会试着过来安慰他

828
00:37:57,109 --> 00:38:00,863
‪我必须告诉你
‪事情不应该发展到有人崩溃的地步

829
00:38:00,863 --> 00:38:02,281
‪藏在心里

830
00:38:02,281 --> 00:38:05,034
‪总有一点情绪会战胜你的

831
00:38:05,034 --> 00:38:06,785
‪然后就会爆发

832
00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:10,080
‪这次的对话让我
‪对我的职位进行了更多的反思

833
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,583
‪因为我的职位明明是兄弟会主席

834
00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:14,626
‪所以 我觉得我有点...

835
00:38:14,626 --> 00:38:15,711
‪没有...

836
00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:16,920
‪让大家失望了

837
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,089
‪没能多多关心大家

838
00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:22,551
‪没事

839
00:38:22,551 --> 00:38:24,261
‪你的情绪背后是因为什么?

840
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,266
‪我不想看到我的...
‪我所有的朋友像这样...

841
00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,392
‪我不知道

842
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,648
‪而且 我自己也有不少问题

843
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,943
‪我感觉自己不能对任何人倾诉...

844
00:38:40,444 --> 00:38:42,988
‪你为什么觉得开口很难?

845
00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,699
‪我会焦虑 光是想起要说出来

846
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,036
‪一半时间
‪我自己都不知道自己是什么感受

847
00:38:49,787 --> 00:38:51,955
‪大部分人都不明白
‪自己的情绪到底是什么

848
00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,457
‪我正要这么说

849
00:38:53,457 --> 00:38:56,835
‪在你脑子里都是一团乱麻
‪你怎么跟别人解释?

850
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,254
‪但同时 另一个难点是

851
00:38:59,254 --> 00:39:00,964
‪让别人来承受也是一件挺难的事

852
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,841
‪我们不知道对方心里在想什么

853
00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:06,095
‪比如 如果别人心理负担很大的时候

854
00:39:06,095 --> 00:39:09,932
‪可能不是你倾诉自己烦恼的最好时机

855
00:39:09,932 --> 00:39:13,977
‪我想这可能是被灌输的
‪除了我自己 没人能帮我

856
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:17,231
‪甚至是当别人给我建议的时候
‪或者我在向对方倾诉

857
00:39:17,231 --> 00:39:20,275
‪我也会发火
‪因为你不知道我在经历什么

858
00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:23,946
‪你不知道我的处境究竟如何
‪然后就会一直...

859
00:39:23,946 --> 00:39:25,948
‪到最后我就会...

860
00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:28,075
‪我要么就完全闭嘴 或者...

861
00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,577
‪对 我就会完全闭上嘴

862
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,372
‪你不是唯一有这种感觉的人

863
00:39:33,372 --> 00:39:36,542
‪身为男人 我们被教导
‪你必须要解决问题

864
00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:41,296
‪情绪这件事是这样的
‪当你处在一个安全的环境中

865
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:43,340
‪别人不一定非得解决你的问题

866
00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:47,428
‪所以当遇上了这种时候
‪你感觉:“我都不知道该说什么”

867
00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:50,931
‪“我不想让别人来承受
‪我不想给别人添麻烦”

868
00:39:50,931 --> 00:39:53,267
‪“嘿 我们能一起聊聊吗?”

869
00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:58,480
‪“我可能会胡言乱语
‪但我不需要你们帮我解决这个问题”

870
00:39:58,981 --> 00:40:01,817
‪因为这样是可以的
‪男人有权利表达自己的感情

871
00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,777
‪不是说非得让别人把问题解决掉

872
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:06,155
‪因为我看到了 你们所有人都这样

873
00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:08,615
‪眼中的眼泪都止不住地往下流

874
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:13,036
‪我看到了你们眼中的压力
‪你从头到尾一直在玩树枝

875
00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:14,538
‪是啊

876
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:20,544
‪这一切都是因为憋在心里太久
‪情绪想释放出来的表现

877
00:40:20,544 --> 00:40:22,796
‪可你们都一直在憋着

878
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:26,550
‪我坐在中间的这位兄弟
‪当人们这样的时候...

879
00:40:27,551 --> 00:40:29,470
‪就代表自己在想办法压抑自己

880
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,805
‪但我需要你们知道
‪必须把情绪释放出来

881
00:40:31,805 --> 00:40:34,975
‪我不知道到底是什么情绪
‪你自己可能都不知道

882
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,311
‪说的太对了 我不知道是什么情绪

883
00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:39,605
‪你们必须想办法谈谈这些事

884
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:42,357
‪现在流露出来了很多
‪因为你们从没做过这样的事

885
00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:44,443
‪你们必须学会互相倾听

886
00:40:44,443 --> 00:40:46,987
‪这是大家作为兄弟 能走得更近

887
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:49,281
‪能做个更好的男人
‪能成长的重要一步

888
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:53,452
‪要是有人能在我21岁时教给我这个?

889
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:54,578
‪天啊!

890
00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:58,207
‪我当时感受到的压力
‪我经历的那些事

891
00:40:58,207 --> 00:41:00,584
‪我犯下的错误 就不会出现了

892
00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:03,462
‪但你们都有机会 支持彼此

893
00:41:05,172 --> 00:41:08,050
‪这就是做男人的定义 要照顾好自己

894
00:41:09,259 --> 00:41:11,637
‪内心越苦恼 情况就越糟糕

895
00:41:11,637 --> 00:41:14,932
‪你说得对 我从未体验过这样的时刻

896
00:41:14,932 --> 00:41:16,141
‪对 真的

897
00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:19,436
‪我从来没有在别人面前
‪为我的问题哭过

898
00:41:19,436 --> 00:41:21,688
‪你们都做得很好

899
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,273
‪这是最困难的事

900
00:41:23,899 --> 00:41:27,236
‪对男人来说 尤其是对年轻男人来说
‪大家今天在这里做的事有多困难

901
00:41:27,236 --> 00:41:29,821
‪你们都不知道
‪自己领先其他人多少

902
00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:32,950
‪我需要你们站起来
‪互相支持互相鼓励

903
00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:34,368
‪把包袱甩掉吧

904
00:41:34,368 --> 00:41:35,285
‪我的兄弟 库珀

905
00:41:35,285 --> 00:41:36,912
‪-兄弟
‪-哥哥

906
00:41:38,956 --> 00:41:40,541
‪-有我在 伙计
‪-尽管跟我聊

907
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,835
‪我想道歉 如果我让事情...

908
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:46,171
‪抱一下 德马里奥

909
00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,632
‪无论你需要什么
‪兄弟 你都可以跟我说

910
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,259
‪-我很感激
‪-我爱你 哥们

911
00:41:52,386 --> 00:41:53,470
‪我们会挺过去的

912
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:55,514
‪要是没有你们的话
‪我不知道我会在哪里

913
00:41:56,181 --> 00:41:57,015
‪难以置信

914
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:59,518
‪这是我这辈子最狂野的一周

915
00:41:59,518 --> 00:42:00,435
‪对吧?

916
00:42:01,270 --> 00:42:02,813
‪(第五天)

917
00:42:02,813 --> 00:42:04,147
‪(决赛)

918
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:05,774
‪(见分晓)

919
00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:25,168
‪-喂!
‪-嗨!

920
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,878
‪你们看起来真棒!

921
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:28,130
‪他们看起来真帅啊

922
00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:30,007
‪都认不出来了

923
00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:33,010
‪-你们准备好见见自己的房子了吗?
‪-准备好了

924
00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:34,469
‪好嘞

925
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:37,055
‪噢 我♪

926
00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:39,308
‪我的天啊

927
00:42:41,268 --> 00:42:42,477
‪我去 不是吧?

928
00:42:44,646 --> 00:42:46,315
‪根本不是同一间屋子

929
00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:48,233
‪我的天啊

930
00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:49,943
‪这也太酷了吧

931
00:42:50,527 --> 00:42:51,486
‪读书俱乐部!

932
00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,780
‪-这也太疯狂了
‪-好漂亮

933
00:42:54,948 --> 00:42:56,700
‪完全不同的世界

934
00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:00,329
‪这是新的游戏区 或者看电影用

935
00:43:00,329 --> 00:43:02,623
‪这可是剧院座位哟 各位

936
00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:03,790
‪-老兄
‪-我的天

937
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,667
‪兄弟 看看这个爆米花机

938
00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:06,918
‪太棒了

939
00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:08,003
‪这么大一台电视!

940
00:43:08,003 --> 00:43:10,255
‪在家里的电影之夜!

941
00:43:10,255 --> 00:43:15,344
‪莱恩 你是被快乐震惊到了呢?
‪还是在愁以后要分配的活?

942
00:43:15,344 --> 00:43:16,261
‪被快乐震惊了

943
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,055
‪我好喜欢

944
00:43:18,055 --> 00:43:19,931
‪-太棒了
‪-这也太疯狂了

945
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:21,391
‪-准备好看更多了吗?
‪-嗯

946
00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:24,519
‪-我都舍不得踩进来
‪-对吧?

947
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:25,604
‪哟

948
00:43:25,604 --> 00:43:27,689
‪-天啊!
‪-哟

949
00:43:27,689 --> 00:43:29,358
‪这太疯狂了 哟

950
00:43:29,358 --> 00:43:33,654
‪从今往后
‪大家可以在这里一起吃饭一起聊天

951
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,364
‪这真是太棒了

952
00:43:35,364 --> 00:43:37,532
‪-我太喜欢这张桌子了
‪-真棒

953
00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:40,285
‪各种各样的新电器 咖啡壶

954
00:43:40,285 --> 00:43:42,829
‪你们终于可以成为
‪尊贵的绅士了

955
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,164
‪浓缩咖啡机?

956
00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:47,376
‪-太疯狂了
‪-太棒了 这也太高级了吧

957
00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:49,336
‪我们还有一个空间要给大家看

958
00:43:51,755 --> 00:43:54,841
‪我的天啊

959
00:43:55,342 --> 00:43:56,385
‪不可能!

960
00:43:56,385 --> 00:43:59,680
‪以后大家可以在这里下棋 玩桌游

961
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,639
‪可以看书

962
00:44:00,639 --> 00:44:04,851
‪这里是个下一盘
‪文明的象棋或者井字棋的好地方

963
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:07,270
‪装修得真有品味 鲍比

964
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:09,398
‪我都没注意到装了新的灯

965
00:44:09,398 --> 00:44:11,858
‪最令人激动的事?搞卫生的工具

966
00:44:11,858 --> 00:44:13,443
‪是啊!太好了!

967
00:44:13,443 --> 00:44:15,737
‪这边有个清洁站

968
00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:18,281
‪这下你们没有借口了

969
00:44:18,281 --> 00:44:19,491
‪乐观!

970
00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:22,285
‪你们觉得校友看到之后 会怎么想?

971
00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:23,912
‪他们肯定会被吓死的

972
00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:29,084
‪厨房跟你印象中的 有点不一样吧

973
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:30,335
‪是啊 只有一点点

974
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:32,796
‪我现在有空间能切东西了

975
00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:34,005
‪-是啊!
‪-太棒了

976
00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:37,384
‪说到切菜 我想让你拥有一套好刀

977
00:44:37,384 --> 00:44:38,802
‪让你有个好开始

978
00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:42,514
‪这些刀都被磨得很到位

979
00:44:42,514 --> 00:44:44,975
‪我明白刀对厨师来说 是多么的珍贵

980
00:44:44,975 --> 00:44:46,059
‪天啊

981
00:44:46,059 --> 00:44:48,854
‪用它们来练习和精进你的技艺

982
00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:50,647
‪实在太感谢你了 这真是太棒了

983
00:44:50,647 --> 00:44:52,607
‪-不用客气
‪-我好喜欢

984
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,943
‪你让我的心都融化了
‪我可以抱你一下吗?

985
00:44:54,943 --> 00:44:55,944
‪当然了

986
00:44:56,987 --> 00:44:58,739
‪孩子们 你们对今晚有什么感觉?

987
00:44:58,739 --> 00:45:01,241
‪老实说 我都不知道能出什么错

988
00:45:01,241 --> 00:45:04,578
‪我们今年在招募会上
‪肯定会大获成功的

989
00:45:04,578 --> 00:45:07,581
‪-我都觉得有点不公平了
‪-是啊 确实有点这个意思

990
00:45:07,581 --> 00:45:09,499
‪我就希望你们有不公平的优势

991
00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:12,919
‪所以 我为你们每一个
‪都准备了一衣柜的新衣服

992
00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:17,466
‪都是你们将来离开这里后
‪能够在合适的场合穿的衣服

993
00:45:17,466 --> 00:45:19,426
‪-好吗?
‪-好

994
00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:21,720
‪坐在这个沙发上让我好像吃零食

995
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,305
‪-比如瑞典鱼软糖
‪-孩子们?

996
00:45:23,305 --> 00:45:24,723
‪-嗯?
‪-准备好见他们了吗?

997
00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:26,224
‪-准备好了!
‪-我也是

998
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:27,684
‪过来给大伙瞧瞧

999
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:31,188
‪我喜欢底下卷起来的裤管

1000
00:45:31,188 --> 00:45:32,773
‪瞧瞧你!

1001
00:45:32,773 --> 00:45:34,191
‪他看起来帅呆了吧?

1002
00:45:34,191 --> 00:45:35,358
‪-对
‪-是啊!

1003
00:45:35,358 --> 00:45:37,235
‪好看!

1004
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:41,490
‪真棒!砰!

1005
00:45:41,490 --> 00:45:42,491
‪太好了!

1006
00:45:42,491 --> 00:45:43,533
‪潮死了

1007
00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:46,411
‪太好了!

1008
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,371
‪花格配西装 我喜欢

1009
00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:52,000
‪你给我一种很性感的感觉 亲爱的

1010
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:54,628
‪真棒 接下来是泳装走秀了吗?

1011
00:45:55,212 --> 00:45:56,087
‪我喜欢

1012
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:59,841
‪你太可爱了 我都快受不了了

1013
00:45:59,841 --> 00:46:01,927
‪瞧瞧你这身紧身小套装

1014
00:46:03,136 --> 00:46:04,971
‪你给了我一种“大屌能量”的感觉

1015
00:46:04,971 --> 00:46:07,682
‪-对头!
‪-对头!瞧瞧他!

1016
00:46:07,682 --> 00:46:10,310
‪库珀!

1017
00:46:10,310 --> 00:46:11,728
‪你看起来真帅!

1018
00:46:11,728 --> 00:46:12,687
‪兄...

1019
00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:17,275
‪兄弟会的男生都跑去哪里了?
‪这些都是模特啊

1020
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:20,487
‪跟大家慢慢熟识的这段时间
‪我们都很开心

1021
00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:23,323
‪你们不仅看起来成熟了很多

1022
00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:25,951
‪我觉得你们也学到了不少东西

1023
00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:28,662
‪不仅是如何为
‪自己的生活环境感到骄傲

1024
00:46:28,662 --> 00:46:32,332
‪我们这周
‪还让你们从男孩变成了男人

1025
00:46:32,332 --> 00:46:34,334
‪没错 你们从头到尾焕然一新了

1026
00:46:34,334 --> 00:46:35,669
‪是的

1027
00:46:35,669 --> 00:46:39,422
‪你们今晚有件大事
‪感觉怎么样?你们紧张吗?

1028
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:40,757
‪我现在准备更充分了

1029
00:46:40,757 --> 00:46:43,593
‪-没之前那么紧张了 所以
‪-对 真的

1030
00:46:43,593 --> 00:46:45,220
‪你们应该为自己感到骄傲

1031
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:49,432
‪如果这就是我们国家
‪未来的男子汉的样子

1032
00:46:49,432 --> 00:46:51,685
‪我对我们的将来充满了期待

1033
00:46:51,685 --> 00:46:53,854
‪我太同意这句话了

1034
00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:55,438
‪我一开始真的很害怕

1035
00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:57,899
‪我像你们这么大的时候
‪我身边的年轻男人

1036
00:46:57,899 --> 00:47:00,277
‪都没有像你们对我这么友善

1037
00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:03,989
‪这对我来说也是一次非常治愈的经历
‪你们对我也很有启发

1038
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:05,532
‪我非常为你们骄傲

1039
00:47:05,532 --> 00:47:08,034
‪过去的这几天 让我大开眼界

1040
00:47:08,034 --> 00:47:11,037
‪我学到了要如何照顾自己
‪要如何照顾我的朋友们

1041
00:47:11,037 --> 00:47:14,583
‪我想打从心底对你们说一声谢谢

1042
00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:17,210
‪这次的经历改变了我的人生 说真的

1043
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:19,754
‪这次的经历很棒 棒极了

1044
00:47:19,754 --> 00:47:21,965
‪非常感谢大家 这几天太棒了

1045
00:47:22,465 --> 00:47:24,259
‪真的很神奇

1046
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:27,679
‪尤其要感谢你
‪昨天让我们分享了如此感动的时刻

1047
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,681
‪还有大家一直以来对我们的帮助

1048
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:32,934
‪我们的友情之所以如此坚不可摧
‪就是因为我们都了解彼此

1049
00:47:32,934 --> 00:47:35,562
‪一定要继续支持彼此 说到这里...

1050
00:47:35,562 --> 00:47:38,565
‪-我们最好赶紧离开 好让你们...
‪-我们会想你们的!

1051
00:47:38,565 --> 00:47:41,234
‪好好享受你们的新家
‪祝你们今晚好运

1052
00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:42,402
‪-再见!
‪-再见了 各位

1053
00:47:42,402 --> 00:47:43,695
‪-再见!
‪-再见 各位

1054
00:47:43,695 --> 00:47:44,988
‪(拉姆达·恺·阿尔法)

1055
00:47:44,988 --> 00:47:48,283
‪(第二版)

1056
00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:03,381
‪所有在里面负责做饭的人 好好加油

1057
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:06,384
‪其他人 我们一起把这地方布置好

1058
00:48:06,384 --> 00:48:10,055
‪我们马上要招待校友了
‪要尽可能多地对话

1059
00:48:10,055 --> 00:48:13,224
‪尽量多认识几个人
‪如果是本来就认识的 打个招呼

1060
00:48:13,224 --> 00:48:15,518
‪去找那些不认识的 我们开始干活吧

1061
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:22,400
‪看起来真棒 不要吝啬橄榄

1062
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,693
‪大家好 欢迎

1063
00:48:23,693 --> 00:48:25,028
‪-大家好吗?
‪-约翰·珀尔森

1064
00:48:25,028 --> 00:48:27,197
‪约翰 我叫莱恩·帕克 很高兴认识你

1065
00:48:27,197 --> 00:48:29,908
‪我的天啊

1066
00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:32,827
‪欢迎来到新装修的房子

1067
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,329
‪-是啊
‪-瞧瞧这个房间!

1068
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:35,705
‪大家好

1069
00:48:35,705 --> 00:48:37,874
‪-你们好
‪-欢迎来到新厨房

1070
00:48:37,874 --> 00:48:39,292
‪你们自己做的?

1071
00:48:39,292 --> 00:48:40,210
‪-全都是
‪-对

1072
00:48:40,210 --> 00:48:41,795
‪这里绝对不是兄弟会会屋

1073
00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:45,590
‪正式场合要精心打扮
‪我看到你也打扮得不错

1074
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:48,093
‪我们当时怎么没想到?

1075
00:48:49,094 --> 00:48:49,970
‪看这边

1076
00:48:50,971 --> 00:48:52,472
‪不是吧!这也太幽默了!

1077
00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:55,725
‪我只是想问问
‪你有没有认识的人

1078
00:48:55,725 --> 00:48:59,020
‪或者你自己 愿意做一点捐赠?

1079
00:48:59,020 --> 00:49:01,815
‪-当然
‪-谢谢你 我十分感激

1080
00:49:01,815 --> 00:49:04,693
‪我为这些小伙子取得的进步感到骄傲

1081
00:49:04,693 --> 00:49:07,195
‪看着这些年轻人踏上这个旅程

1082
00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:08,822
‪全心全意地

1083
00:49:08,822 --> 00:49:11,449
‪提出问题、互相支持

1084
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:14,285
‪与此同时也善待自己

1085
00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:15,787
‪真的让人很暖心

1086
00:49:15,787 --> 00:49:19,749
‪因为真正对男人的考验
‪是你能让自己多脆弱

1087
00:49:19,749 --> 00:49:22,752
‪你能让自己多有爱 多理解他人

1088
00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:25,755
‪找到自选家庭
‪对他们来说是多么困难的事

1089
00:49:25,755 --> 00:49:28,133
‪他们就是彼此的家人

1090
00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:30,552
‪他们在乎彼此、有爱心、互相支持

1091
00:49:30,552 --> 00:49:34,097
‪他们有彼此做依靠
‪这样就可以分享自己的恐惧

1092
00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:36,391
‪分享自己的焦虑、自己对未来的希望

1093
00:49:36,391 --> 00:49:38,560
‪因为你的兄弟可以教会你新东西

1094
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,812
‪就是这么回事 互相学习

1095
00:49:40,812 --> 00:49:42,022
‪就这样

1096
00:49:42,022 --> 00:49:43,523
‪一代一代传下去

1097
00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:46,026
‪为拉姆达·阿尔法干杯 各位!

1098
00:49:46,026 --> 00:49:47,944
‪-来吧!太好了!
‪-拉姆达·阿尔法!

1099
00:49:47,944 --> 00:49:48,903
‪干杯!

1100
00:49:49,779 --> 00:49:51,823
‪(#粉雄潮流贴士)

1101
00:49:53,408 --> 00:49:56,453
‪要给别人留下良好的第一印象
‪你就只有一次机会

1102
00:49:56,453 --> 00:49:58,246
‪而这要从正确的握手开始

1103
00:49:58,246 --> 00:50:01,541
‪四目相对 双手握住 握两到三次

1104
00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:02,709
‪别太用力

1105
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:04,878
‪也别太无力

1106
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,755
‪要刚刚好

1107
00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:08,798
‪这是在问候 不是在比赛

1108
00:50:10,884 --> 00:50:13,261
‪我不希望有人说我太大惊小怪

1109
00:50:13,261 --> 00:50:16,473
‪不要啊!

1110
00:50:16,473 --> 00:50:19,726
‪我***最***黑指甲了!

1111
00:50:19,726 --> 00:50:21,728
‪我们不应该在拍摄时说谎的

1112
00:50:21,728 --> 00:50:23,563
{\an8}‪并不是一切事都会往好的方向发展

1113
00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:25,315
{\an8}‪小谭!

1114
00:50:25,315 --> 00:50:28,568
{\an8}‪-有些事会越来越糟糕!
‪-我正想这么说呢

1115
00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:34,741
‪我们要做马弗拉塔

1116
00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:37,202
‪马弗拉塔

1117
00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:38,453
‪我笑出眼泪来了!

1118
00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:40,163
‪马...弗拉塔

1119
00:50:40,997 --> 00:50:42,582
‪-搞定了!
‪-对 你能行的

1120
00:50:43,166 --> 00:50:44,834
‪到底***怎么了?

1121
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:45,960
‪马弗

1122
00:50:53,218 --> 00:50:56,846
‪我不知道我会不会接受
‪跟这七个孩子打一架

1123
00:50:56,846 --> 00:50:59,974
‪我想我最多还能坚持五分钟
‪然后我就要晕倒了

1124
00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:04,395
‪我开玩笑的 想打架随便来

1125
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:10,902
‪卡拉莫看起来一直都挺老的

1126
00:51:10,902 --> 00:51:13,446
‪想当年 这玩意叫“欢聚一堂” 嘿!

1127
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:15,031
‪他今天看起来更老了

1128
00:51:15,031 --> 00:51:16,741
‪我俩只差六个月

1129
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:19,494
‪你没那么年轻 鲍比!你也老了!

1130
00:51:20,745 --> 00:51:21,871
‪你是个混蛋!

1131
00:51:27,877 --> 00:51:28,711
‪停!

1132
00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:33,133
‪我好了 没事了 我不笑了

1133
00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:35,468
‪我感觉我们一直在喝大麻水

1134
00:51:35,468 --> 00:51:40,557
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