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‪我發誓

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‪會向美國國旗效忠

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‪小心,我們要去上學了

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‪我要在8點45分前把大家送到學校

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‪然後去超市採購辦事

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‪大家有帶便當盒吧?不然我會發飆

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‪-沒有!
‪-媽,我忘了拿背包

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‪-別逼我停車
‪-我要吃點心

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‪你們都被禁足了
‪我們不去派對城了,結束了

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‪-想知道我們這週要幫誰嗎?
‪-想!

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‪你們當然想知道

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‪這週的主角是珍妮西可

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‪-嗨,西可小姐
‪-嘿,西可小姐

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‪-今天早上有什麼招數嗎?好
‪-嗯

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‪六年前,珍妮成為
‪紐奧良一間特許小學的校長

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‪將所有心力放在學生和教職上面

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‪-真好
‪-對

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‪-準備好升上四年級了嗎?
‪-準備好了

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{\an8}‪當校長是我做過最棒的事

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‪應該是這輩子最棒的事

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‪讓大家看到站姿英挺的樣子
‪看起來很驕傲

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‪說到底,這份工作接觸真正的人性

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‪影響到真實的人

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‪-耶!
‪-太好了!好

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‪過去六年來,我全心投入這份工作

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‪大家說珍妮把學校改造成

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‪有趣、快樂、安全的地方

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‪做得好

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‪就像《小魔女》裡面原本有個壞校長

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‪珍妮是那個人很好的老師

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‪耶!

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‪珍妮在學校的朋友
‪泰瑞莎和西蒙提名了她

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‪很好

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{\an8}‪珍妮平常整天都在跑來跑去

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‪她總是在走廊跟老師說話

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‪在教室跟小孩說話,和家長約談

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‪有時候她在夾頭髮

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‪因為她到校之前

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‪不會花時間整理儀容

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‪除了學校之外,我什麼都不做

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‪當時學校值得犧牲個人生活

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‪但我確實失去了自我

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‪當校長的前幾年,我胖了很多

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‪我胖了23公斤

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‪我對自己的身體越來越不自在

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‪心情越來越不好

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‪大約一年前,珍妮離開校長職位

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‪擔起地區督導一職

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‪但是她很不適應新的職位

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‪她還沒搬出校長室

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‪新校長就是西蒙

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‪現在我們知道為何現任校長要提名她

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‪她要珍妮離開校長室

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‪-出去!
‪-一切都說得通了

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‪是時候讓她揮別過去
‪開始專注於未來

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‪很有意思,她給別人的建議都超棒

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‪但是她自己不一定有做到

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{\an8}‪她一直拿自己跟我比較

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{\an8}‪(珍妮的妹妹 蕾根)

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‪跟朋友比較
‪關注朋友達成了什麼人生里程碑

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‪我當過很多次伴娘

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‪雖然我沒有很活躍的社交生活

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‪我一直沒有對象

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‪感覺我的生理時鐘開始倒數了

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‪珍妮現在35歲

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‪她擔心用傳統方式成為母親的機會

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‪可能正在消逝

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‪六個月前
‪珍妮原本預定進行人工授精手術

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‪可是她臨陣退縮,選擇放棄

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‪我一直想當媽媽

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‪但我覺得成為媽媽
‪等於放棄我想要的未來

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‪現在我還是希望有機會...

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‪擁有童話般的結局

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‪永遠來得及

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‪我覺得她很需要有人推一把

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‪所以我們才會提名她

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‪這週末,珍妮要為地區員工和校長

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‪舉辦開學接待會

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‪這是她第一次在家裡招待客人

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‪-可以結合職場跟私生活
‪-對

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‪我們這週的任務是教這個教育家

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‪學會愛自己

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‪耶!

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‪我們要去上學了

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‪學校到底在哪裡?

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‪酷男的異想世界

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‪(第一天)

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‪(不說好話就離開)

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‪是學校!

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{\an8}‪這比大部分的特許學校還大

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{\an8}‪歡迎回來,嬉皮們

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‪各位學者,你們看起來真好

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‪站姿真挺拔

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{\an8}‪我們到了

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‪我們去向午餐阿姨施展魅力吧

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‪你們好嗎?

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‪應該吧,不知道

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‪開了

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‪-開了
‪-嘿!

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‪-嗨!
‪-歡迎光臨,你好嗎?

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‪-嗨!幸會
‪-幸會

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‪-哈囉!妳是西蒙嗎?
‪-嗨,幸會

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‪《救命下課鈴》,小學版

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‪西可小姐,請到音樂教室2202

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‪謝謝

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‪叫我嗎?

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‪-好耶
‪-我們去逮她

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‪來吧

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‪-好,來這邊!

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‪-快點!
‪-快到了

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‪-膝蓋抬高
‪-快到了

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‪嗨!

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‪嗨!

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‪在這個世代當小孩子好玩嗎?

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‪-你好嗎?
‪-很好

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‪妳的辮子真棒

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‪好可愛

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‪哈囉!

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‪嗨!

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‪天啊

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‪我們還沒正式介紹自己就嚇到妳了

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‪大家好

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‪他們都很期待見到她
‪他們都想給她一個擁抱

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‪抱歉,小傢伙

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‪兄弟

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‪我絕對不敢碰校長

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‪瘋了嗎?

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‪-謝謝
‪-真奇怪

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‪但很可愛

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‪但很奇怪

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‪我們報名了這個節目
‪因為我之所以能有今天的成就

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‪這所學校之所以能成為現在的樣子

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‪都是珍妮西可的功勞

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‪我們準備好讓她開始為自己付出了

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‪我只放心把學校交給一個人

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‪那就是西蒙

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‪-妳還沒交給我
‪-只是還沒

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‪-妳要放手!
‪-對

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‪我們會處理,別擔心

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‪再見

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‪來吧

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{\an8}‪好了,我們到了

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{\an8}‪(路易)

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‪-這是我家
‪-好可愛

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‪小狗狗

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‪他都打扮好了

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‪小男孩,超可愛的小傢伙

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‪甜美的小狗臉,看起來就像
‪《大魔域》裡面那一隻的迷你版

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‪-嗨,小可愛
‪-好可愛

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‪牠整個...

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‪-小譚,牠跟你很搭
‪-他的確跟你很搭

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‪這個家很可愛

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‪-對
‪-謝謝

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‪這是我家

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‪-很可愛
‪-真的很可愛

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‪-對
‪-對

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{\an8}‪各位,這是刺繡,就像我做的一樣

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‪是我奶奶做的

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‪-我看到很多名言
‪-那是她做的

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‪-“不說好話就離開”
‪-那我應該離開

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‪那是紐奧良的必備名言

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‪上面用卡津拼法拼出“人生苦短”
‪所以很有意思

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‪-很有意思的名言就沒關係嗎?
‪-我不懂

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‪-對,而且是金色
‪-看看囉

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‪帶我們參觀

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‪-這裡剛開過派對嗎?
‪-沒有

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‪感覺像是,“我又不知道你們會來”

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‪“所以我喝了一罐健怡可樂
‪或是16罐”

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‪“可以嗎?”

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‪-這是我住的地方
‪-這是幾天的份量?

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‪今天的

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‪不,是昨天和今天

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‪-我們不會批評妳
‪-沙發旁邊那個是直髮夾嗎?

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‪妳在這裡夾頭髮嗎?

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‪對,一邊看電視一邊夾

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‪我覺得夾直頭髮很舒壓

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‪-知道了
‪-重複的...

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‪有用抗熱髮品嗎?

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‪沒有

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‪(不,羅莎帕克)

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‪我想看更多

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‪上樓去

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‪-這是我的臥室
‪-是

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‪-對
‪-這裡真的很棒

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‪妳早上不喜歡鋪床嗎?

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‪-如果有伴的話
‪-上一次有伴是什麼時候?

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‪所以我永遠不會鋪床

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‪鋪床只需要20秒

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‪各位觀眾,請鋪床,你會感覺很棒

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‪試試一週
‪我保證你永遠回不去,會改變人生

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‪-這一間呢?
‪-這是多出來的房間

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‪-很明亮
‪-對

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{\an8}‪採光這麼好,妳竟然沒有種植物?

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{\an8}‪(設計 鮑比)

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{\an8}‪有啊

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‪死光了

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‪那是多肉植物,那種很難養死

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‪感覺鮑比會把這裡改造得很美

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‪我也感覺到了

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‪他站成爸爸站姿了,所以是真的

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‪-真好
‪-對

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‪-我得調查一下
‪-調查一下浴室

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‪這裡有什麼?

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‪這裡有什麼?

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‪天啊,可能會絆倒
‪直接從窗戶摔出去

206
00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:11,760
‪天啊

207
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,679
‪這裡有什麼?不行

208
00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,180
‪這裡有什麼?

209
00:09:18,142 --> 00:09:22,813
‪煮熟的甘藍,我的童年回憶

210
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:28,277
‪像是些微屁味加上一點體味

211
00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:31,030
‪我聞到了

212
00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:33,907
‪但不知為何令人安心

213
00:09:35,409 --> 00:09:36,869
{\an8}‪頭髮是什麼狀況?

214
00:09:36,869 --> 00:09:38,078
{\an8}‪想看嗎?

215
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,622
‪-好
‪-好

216
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:41,832
‪小可愛

217
00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:45,419
‪-妳喜歡金髮嗎?
‪-我覺得不太適合我

218
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,588
‪有點太顯眼了

219
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,965
‪我幫妳綁回丸子頭

220
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,800
‪個人覺得頭髮和衣服...

221
00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,345
‪我打扮成這樣是因為這讓我很開心

222
00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:55,638
‪那妳呢?

223
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,973
‪什麼東西讓妳開心?讓妳覺得性感?

224
00:09:57,973 --> 00:09:59,558
‪對妳來說那是什麼樣子?

225
00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:03,979
‪我好像從來不曾覺得自己性感

226
00:10:03,979 --> 00:10:05,105
‪那不是...

227
00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,399
‪-從來沒有?
‪-對

228
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,778
‪性感很重要
‪這是每個人都可以探索的力量

229
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:14,406
‪這週我們會探索對妳來說那是什麼

230
00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:15,491
‪好刺激

231
00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:17,159
‪對,聽起來不錯

232
00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,702
‪擊掌

233
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:19,787
‪擊肚子

234
00:10:20,496 --> 00:10:21,497
‪耶!

235
00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:26,377
‪這一小盒就佔了每日鈉攝取量的三成

236
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:29,838
‪感覺像是完美的造型吧?

237
00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,423
‪我喜歡

238
00:10:31,423 --> 00:10:33,217
‪-我知道
‪-她很安全

239
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:35,594
‪我搜了冰箱

240
00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:40,766
{\an8}‪有甘藍湯和微波起司通心粉

241
00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,227
‪-挺複雜的
‪-挺複雜的

242
00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,772
‪我只會弄幾道菜

243
00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:49,983
‪簡單又健康的一人份料理

244
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,319
‪我覺得我學到東西後

245
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,612
‪就會一直重複做

246
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,572
‪-妳會重複做
‪-對

247
00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,117
‪可以說高檔跟平價食材妳都喜歡嗎?

248
00:10:58,117 --> 00:10:59,159
‪-對
‪-好

249
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,121
‪因為妳有一些特別的起司
‪有一塊葛瑞爾起司

250
00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:05,082
‪-妳什麼時候愛上葛瑞爾的?
‪-我大學在法國唸書

251
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,375
‪-真的假的?
‪-對

252
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,793
‪為什麼選擇法國?

253
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:12,005
‪到處都是美麗的建築,食物很美味

254
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,676
‪整個環境對我來說很完美

255
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,636
‪未來有什麼計畫?

256
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:22,641
‪我一直想要主辦晚餐派對之類的

257
00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,768
‪-跟法國人一樣
‪-對

258
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:29,189
‪學校所有新的教職人員都會來我家

259
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:32,025
‪參加開學派對

260
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,653
‪可是我不知道要準備什麼餐點

261
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:36,989
‪我從來沒有請朋友來過我家

262
00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:39,867
‪因為每次總是,“你家比較高級”

263
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,160
‪或是,“你廚藝比較好”

264
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,787
‪感覺妳什麼都願意嘗試
‪有什麼不吃的東西嗎?

265
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,497
‪我不喜歡酪梨

266
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:47,875
‪我會盡量不要覺得被冒犯

267
00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:53,422
‪浪漫喜劇

268
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,840
‪真可愛

269
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,134
‪對,珠寶

270
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,344
‪浪漫喜劇

271
00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,472
‪有人超愛浪漫喜劇

272
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:04,266
‪這不可能是對的尺寸

273
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:06,351
‪這對她來說太大了

274
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,937
‪我不喜歡這裡有體重計

275
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,189
‪我一點都不喜歡

276
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:13,192
‪看來這是她起床後第一個想到的東西

277
00:12:13,192 --> 00:12:15,235
‪希望你能丟掉它

278
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:19,531
‪衣櫃裡很多東西不像妳的

279
00:12:20,157 --> 00:12:21,742
‪很大件

280
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,871
{\an8}‪五年多前,我胖了32公斤

281
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:30,793
‪所以我開始趁空檔健身
‪開始收到稱讚

282
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:33,504
‪所以後來重點變成減重

283
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:34,880
‪那對妳來說重要嗎?

284
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,131
‪-重要
‪-好

285
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:39,885
‪在我心中,如果能回到原本的體重

286
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,931
‪我應該會覺得自己更...有魅力

287
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,142
‪這裡有沒有很多衣服是

288
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,353
‪“希望有一天我穿得下”?

289
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,063
‪有幾件

290
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,856
‪-請拿給我看
‪-好

291
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,235
‪我剛買了這件,要穿去我爸的婚禮

292
00:12:56,235 --> 00:12:58,862
‪-還沒穿過
‪-很美

293
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,365
‪-對
‪-這件衣服讓妳感覺很好嗎?

294
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:03,700
‪看來沒有

295
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,495
‪這件給我的感覺比我買的其他件好

296
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:07,579
‪對

297
00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,415
‪我說過我們要聊時尚
‪但我得先談談身材

298
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:15,629
‪照鏡子時,妳對哪個部位不滿意?

299
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,755
‪從這裡到這裡

300
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,674
‪好,所以是軀幹

301
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,843
‪臀部呢?

302
00:13:21,635 --> 00:13:22,886
‪臀部包括在內

303
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:26,139
‪好,妳覺得怎樣才是好身材?

304
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,058
‪我妹妹超瘦

305
00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,434
‪妳有什麼感受?

306
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,478
‪-對於她很瘦這件事嗎?
‪-對

307
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,107
‪我總是說希望能有她的身材

308
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:36,483
‪我明白

309
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:40,112
‪不過和他人比較是妳最大的障礙

310
00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:41,280
‪問題不是衣服

311
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:45,576
‪妳之前說妳的朋友都結婚了
‪現在妳又說妳妹妹很苗條

312
00:13:45,576 --> 00:13:48,662
‪我希望我們能幫妳找出妳的美麗

313
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,956
‪跟尺寸無關的美

314
00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:51,874
‪好

315
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,212
‪脫光吧

316
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,755
‪我是時尚專家

317
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:02,926
‪我要探索你和衣服的關係

318
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,680
‪-坐我旁邊
‪-好

319
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,100
‪我注意到妳很常提到

320
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:14,938
{\an8}‪妳覺得別人有但自己沒有的東西

321
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:20,611
‪我覺得那是人的天性...

322
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,614
‪我沒有達到我想要的成就

323
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:27,534
‪沒有我想要的財務自由

324
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:31,538
‪我還沒成家,沒有質感生活

325
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,249
‪我在大學時交過男友,也會約會

326
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:37,336
‪大學畢業後我發現找對象變好難

327
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,464
‪突然間我就二十幾歲了

328
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:41,965
‪“好吧”

329
00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:44,092
‪然後進入20歲後段,“我還有時間”

330
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:47,679
‪然後我變得越來越不安

331
00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,473
‪更難敞開心胸認識新對象

332
00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:51,141
‪雪球效應

333
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:56,730
‪我看到其他人擁有某些東西
‪那讓我很難過

334
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,982
‪-了解
‪-或是寂寞或失敗

335
00:14:58,982 --> 00:14:59,942
‪-對
‪-你知道嗎?

336
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:00,859
‪像是...

337
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,153
‪妳覺得自己是失敗者嗎?

338
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:06,907
‪嗯...

339
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:11,203
‪不是失敗
‪比較像是擔心我做了很多錯誤的決定

340
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:14,289
‪感覺來不及改變了

341
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,874
‪那只是換句話說

342
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,877
‪-是比較好聽的說法
‪-對

343
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,337
‪但還是一樣的概念

344
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:24,174
‪這種自我貶低會打擊妳的價值

345
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:31,598
‪我很努力覺察自己的想法

346
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,767
‪所以我很驚訝

347
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:37,479
‪聽到一個沒認識我多久的人

348
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:41,274
‪說我給他那種感覺

349
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,402
‪這其實是好事

350
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:44,903
‪現在妳可以修正方向了

351
00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,406
‪對

352
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,205
{\an8}‪(酷男五人組總部
‪路易斯安那州紐爾良)

353
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,958
‪這週,我可以幫珍妮的方式之一

354
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,962
{\an8}‪就是督促她搬出校長室

355
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:06,049
‪讓她可以向前走
‪擁抱新職位和新生活

356
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:10,679
‪老師花很多時間陪伴學生

357
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,432
‪很多老師都沒空照顧自己

358
00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:16,685
‪珍妮這次有機會丟掉即食食品

359
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,395
‪試試真正的美食

360
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:23,900
‪珍妮很介意她的身材

361
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,405
‪我們有更重要的事要處理

362
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,867
‪不只是,”買一件漂亮洋裝給她
‪她就會感覺很棒“

363
00:16:32,743 --> 00:16:35,954
‪珍妮給那麼多人愛與認同

364
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,457
‪卻沒辦法給自己同樣的待遇

365
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:42,210
‪擁抱自己的性感吧,感覺很棒

366
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,796
‪跳進去!

367
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,924
‪大家都會拿自己跟別人比較

368
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:51,553
‪可是當我們一直想著其他人有什麼
‪我們會忘了自己擁有的

369
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:54,806
‪珍妮,別再看其他人了,看看自己

370
00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,516
‪(第二天)

371
00:16:57,017 --> 00:17:00,270
{\an8}‪(你行的!)

372
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,191
‪我想在妳的王國見妳

373
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,151
‪孩子們以為這棟大樓是我的

374
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,571
‪我想談談這個地方

375
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,574
‪妳即將搬離這間辦公室

376
00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:13,742
‪-好嗎?
‪-好

377
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:18,121
‪我看到門牌上還是妳的名字

378
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,082
‪-在“校長”下面
‪-對

379
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,959
‪我覺得妳該前進了

380
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,378
‪-好
‪-進入新的職位

381
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,005
‪對...

382
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:31,551
‪對我來說,在很多方面

383
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,514
‪我在這裡對自己比較有自信

384
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:38,850
‪過去七年來,校長就是我的認同

385
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,852
‪然後現在這個認同被拿走了

386
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:44,314
‪我就不知道我是誰了,你懂嗎?

387
00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:47,109
‪說說妳的新職位

388
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,693
‪超讚

389
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,112
‪我覺得會很讚

390
00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,697
‪-我們有13間學校
‪-好

391
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,200
‪學校有很多事情要做
‪校長有很多事情要做

392
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,577
‪我們必須能說

393
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,996
‪不管你去我們的哪一間學校

394
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:02,249
‪你都能有同樣的體驗

395
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,168
‪所以其他校長以前是我的同儕

396
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:08,380
‪現在我要為他們服務

397
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,800
‪我要努力讓他們的夢想成真

398
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,009
‪達成他們的期望

399
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:19,808
‪我犧牲一些權力換取彈性和更多時間

400
00:18:19,808 --> 00:18:23,395
‪但我知道自己有很大的失落感

401
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,399
‪我想重點是看事情的角度
‪雖然在職場上可能有所損失

402
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,569
‪但是妳很有可能在私生活中獲得收穫

403
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:35,282
‪我還不確定未來的工作模式是什麼

404
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:38,076
‪有些時候

405
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,078
‪我需要在辦公桌前工作

406
00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:42,664
‪設計和創造系統

407
00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:46,001
‪有時我得實際造訪所有學校

408
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:48,003
‪聽起來這份工作的重點是彈性

409
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,047
‪我覺得在家有個工作空間可能很酷

410
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,425
‪這是全新的職位,對嗎?以前不存在

411
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,261
‪對,我一週前才寫了自己的工作說明

412
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:57,220
‪超讚

413
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:01,892
‪新工作,新辦公室,彈性

414
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,143
‪無法忽視的問題...

415
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:05,604
‪-辦公室的紙箱?
‪-對,箱子

416
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:07,147
‪-我們進去吧
‪-好

417
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,607
‪我的腿麻掉了

418
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,525
‪天啊

419
00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:14,821
‪雖然我今天是來逼迫她面對

420
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,573
‪讓她搬出辦公室

421
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:22,204
‪我明白更重要的是
‪消滅珍妮的私人和情感包袱

422
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:25,957
‪因為這樣才能讓她不能繼續找藉口

423
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:29,211
‪不花更多時間在自己身上
‪不組成家庭

424
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:32,130
‪整天都當學校的珍妮

425
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:35,508
‪而不是在學校之外提升自己

426
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,178
‪-確定了
‪-是嗎?

427
00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,096
‪對

428
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:49,814
‪太棒了

429
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,818
‪過去很長一段時間

430
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,405
‪珍妮對她吃的食物斤斤計較

431
00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:58,907
‪我很尊重這件事

432
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:02,702
‪但我也想讓她體驗烹飪的樂趣

433
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,497
‪看到妳對旅行那麼有熱情讓我很興奮

434
00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,208
‪-對
‪-尤其是妳去過巴黎

435
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,126
‪妳讓我想到茱莉亞柴爾德

436
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:14,381
‪不知道妳是否知道
‪她把法國料理引進美國

437
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:19,344
‪她在法國嘗試的第一道菜
‪是麥年比目魚

438
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:20,679
‪知道那是什麼嗎?

439
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:22,013
‪魚排

440
00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:23,139
‪沒錯

441
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:26,977
‪這是輕拍上麵粉的魚排搭配麥年醬汁

442
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:28,436
‪用澄清奶油煮熟

443
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,105
‪然後淋上焦化奶油

444
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:32,315
‪再加上一點巴西里和酸豆

445
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,401
‪-法式奶油最棒了
‪-沒錯

446
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,819
‪最棒的

447
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,737
‪我們要用最傳統的法式作法

448
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:41,324
‪其實也可以用虹鱒做麥年虹鱒

449
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:44,202
‪-好
‪-可以用那種魚對紐奧良致敬

450
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:47,414
‪這週末的活動可以供應這道菜

451
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,581
‪耶!

452
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,711
‪珍妮會邀請地區的校長
‪前同事、新同事一起去她家

453
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,171
‪這是大好機會

454
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,049
‪可以透過食物讓大家認識她這個人

455
00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:01,136
‪用鹽和胡椒粉調味

456
00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,388
‪我很高興你碰了,我不喜歡摸生魚

457
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,556
‪不喜歡摸生魚嗎?

458
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:09,144
‪親手碰觸食物能讓人更了解食物

459
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:12,272
‪我覺得沒什麼吸引力

460
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,606
‪好吧

461
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,401
‪誰不喜歡美味的麥年鱒魚?

462
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,904
‪現在是麥年的部分

463
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,072
‪裹麵粉

464
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,658
‪-妳終究要碰生魚
‪-我可以的

465
00:21:23,658 --> 00:21:25,160
‪然後另一面

466
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,077
‪漂亮

467
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,956
‪魚皮朝下,遠遠地放進鍋裡

468
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:30,874
‪好

469
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,084
‪開始滋滋作響,這是好事

470
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:37,005
‪淋一點奶油,讓它保持濕潤
‪下手不要太重

471
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,508
‪開始冒泡了

472
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,385
‪表示可以翻面了

473
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,803
‪如果想...妳做到了

474
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,973
‪我本來要提點妳
‪但妳成功了,妳自己搞定了

475
00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,893
‪可以盛起來了

476
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,271
‪這片魚排的顏色讓我超滿意

477
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,274
‪接下來,拿幾根小樹枝

478
00:21:56,274 --> 00:21:59,027
‪拔一些巴西里葉

479
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:01,696
‪我在想妳人生的下一章

480
00:22:01,696 --> 00:22:03,114
‪我不知道妳的經驗是什麼

481
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:06,368
‪但我的朋友
‪通常先有交往對象才會生小孩

482
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,452
‪對

483
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,621
‪妳保持開放態度

484
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:14,042
‪考慮也許不用傳統的方式和伴侶生育

485
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:16,920
‪我想探討這件事,為什麼遲疑了?

486
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,590
‪不知道,每個人都想談戀愛吧?

487
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:24,177
‪想要愛情的對象吧?

488
00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:29,432
‪看到朋友都那麼幸福讓我很難受

489
00:22:29,432 --> 00:22:33,019
‪我也想要恭喜他們,但是我覺得好累

490
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:35,146
‪不是說單身媽媽做不到

491
00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,691
‪但我現在想要有對象的人生

492
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:42,278
‪另一個關鍵是我的好友之一在六週前

493
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:46,991
‪完成人工授精的程序
‪現在是懷孕的單身女性

494
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,453
‪聽著她說她的經歷

495
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:52,580
‪對比我腦中想像的狀況

496
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,290
‪我覺得不是...

497
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:57,001
‪-妳覺得那不是妳要的?
‪-對

498
00:22:57,001 --> 00:23:02,340
‪我發現自己出現一些負面的想法

499
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,926
‪感覺不是最負責任的方式...

500
00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:06,678
‪-妳自己的負面想法?
‪-對

501
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:10,181
‪我想我需要處理我的思考方式

502
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:14,227
‪還有我的心態和策略
‪才能進行這件事

503
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:17,230
‪無論妳是否決定要小孩

504
00:23:17,230 --> 00:23:18,731
‪如何生育小孩...

505
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,066
‪-那些事情
‪-對

506
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:24,487
‪我想鼓勵妳找到自己的路

507
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:27,991
‪不要總是參考別人的作法

508
00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:32,745
‪我要妳記住妳人生中所有美好的事

509
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,373
‪就像我之前坐在那間教室

510
00:23:35,373 --> 00:23:38,418
‪孩子一看到妳就好開心

511
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:42,088
‪-妳真的很在乎他們
‪-對

512
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,840
‪想像一下世界會多美好

513
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:46,509
‪如果我們對自己說我們夠好

514
00:23:46,509 --> 00:23:49,846
‪因為有時我覺得人很容易

515
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:52,891
‪因為我們無法控制的事情批評自己

516
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:56,728
‪而不是慶祝那些好的部分

517
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,271
‪我說到心坎了

518
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:02,525
‪抱歉,我不是故意
‪讓妳在做菜的時候哭的

519
00:24:03,026 --> 00:24:04,402
‪-但我...
‪-是洋蔥

520
00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:07,071
‪我是情緒化的廚師,我道歉

521
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:10,742
‪-洋蔥在哪裡?不知道
‪-很遺憾,這道菜沒有洋蔥

522
00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:13,912
‪好吧,我們先結束沈重的話題

523
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:15,038
‪-怎麼樣?
‪-好

524
00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,957
‪好,現在我們要放一點巴西里

525
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,251
‪然後我還準備了一道驚喜配菜

526
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,754
‪經典的法式小扁豆沙拉

527
00:24:22,754 --> 00:24:26,132
‪想要的話,可以用一些蘿蔔薄片裝飾

528
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,801
‪-喜歡
‪-拿酸豆,就在那裡

529
00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:32,764
‪完美,這樣能煮出一些酸味

530
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:35,058
‪會有美妙的檸檬味

531
00:24:35,058 --> 00:24:37,185
‪妳的焦化奶油比我的好多了

532
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,562
‪淋一些焦化奶油在魚排上

533
00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:42,690
‪這能增添風味

534
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,025
‪好吃

535
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,778
‪好了,只剩一件事要做,來試吃吧

536
00:24:46,778 --> 00:24:47,862
‪好

537
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:52,242
‪真的很好吃

538
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:55,119
‪-味道好法國
‪-對吧?

539
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,790
‪這個像是微調版...
‪但這個就是巴黎的味道

540
00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,833
‪哇!我真的很滿意

541
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,002
‪做得好

542
00:25:04,921 --> 00:25:06,047
‪(第三天)

543
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:09,717
{\an8}‪(現在就應該幸福)

544
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:14,180
{\an8}‪要喝咖啡嗎?

545
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:15,974
{\an8}‪-麻煩了
‪-好的

546
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:19,602
‪我想談談妳的衣服

547
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:24,023
‪妳大部分時間都穿著T恤和緊身褲

548
00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,650
‪很少會打扮

549
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,986
‪那樣對自尊心肯定沒幫助

550
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,862
‪我做這一行很久了

551
00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,864
‪我知道那樣過活的人

552
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,324
‪他們感覺很糟

553
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:37,829
‪所以我想了解衣服對妳的影響

554
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:41,416
‪我才剛開始說衣服的事
‪妳已經開始激動了

555
00:25:41,416 --> 00:25:43,293
‪我想知道是怎麼回事

556
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:46,004
‪我確實覺得很糟

557
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,757
‪抱歉,我知道

558
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:51,050
‪怎麼了?

559
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:53,845
‪-怎麼會變成這樣?
‪-不知道

560
00:25:55,263 --> 00:26:00,268
‪當校長的第一年我完全忙不過來

561
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:03,730
‪體重開始上升

562
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:08,526
‪然後衣服開始穿不下,感覺糟透了

563
00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:11,988
‪所以我開始穿T恤之類的

564
00:26:11,988 --> 00:26:15,491
‪我完全明白,這種情況很常見

565
00:26:15,491 --> 00:26:18,494
‪當一個人沒什麼自信

566
00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:22,415
‪最不應該做的
‪就是穿上讓自己感覺更糟的衣服

567
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:25,710
‪妳透過不讓自己穿得漂亮來懲罰自己

568
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,796
‪不過我想讓妳明白

569
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,590
‪不管妳是什麼體型都很有吸引力

570
00:26:30,590 --> 00:26:33,134
‪我只需要妳明白並相信這一點

571
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,303
‪-懂我的意思嗎?
‪-我懂

572
00:26:35,303 --> 00:26:39,182
‪我明白你的意思,但我覺得很難

573
00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:44,604
‪相信這件事適用在我身上

574
00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:46,648
‪為什麼很難相信呢?

575
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:50,610
‪因為過去15年來的經驗

576
00:26:50,610 --> 00:26:53,363
‪沒人真的想要我

577
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:56,699
‪我又不是沒有認識新的人

578
00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:57,617
‪-對
‪-你知道嗎?

579
00:26:57,617 --> 00:27:03,706
‪或是從來沒去過酒吧
‪演唱會或派對之類的

580
00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:06,626
‪我從來沒有...我沒有誇大

581
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:10,630
‪從來沒有人向我搭訕

582
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:13,883
‪對我有興趣,那些老套的招數

583
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:17,178
‪跟我要電話,邀我出去之類的

584
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,180
‪我打開交友軟體

585
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:22,058
‪但根本沒人要傳訊息給我

586
00:27:23,017 --> 00:27:27,313
‪歸咎於表面的因素比較容易

587
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:31,693
‪事實上我很好奇我讓自己變胖那麼多

588
00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:33,486
‪是不是因為...

589
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:36,531
‪至少有個原因可以怪罪

590
00:27:36,531 --> 00:27:38,700
‪-對
‪-妳是很棒的約會對象

591
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:39,826
‪妳值得被愛

592
00:27:39,826 --> 00:27:43,079
‪妳好漂亮,我知道當我們說這種話

593
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:45,123
‪大家會想,“他們對任何人都這麼說”

594
00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:49,210
‪不是那樣的,尤其是我
‪我不會隨便說說,妳真的很美

595
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:54,757
‪我想讓妳明白妳現在就可以打扮漂亮

596
00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:55,842
‪害怕嗎?

597
00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,051
‪嗯

598
00:27:57,051 --> 00:27:58,761
‪我保證我會非常敏感

599
00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:01,973
‪-我相信
‪-等著看我準備的比基尼

600
00:28:02,557 --> 00:28:03,850
‪那樣太過分了

601
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,810
‪沒有啦,跟我來

602
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:07,603
‪我可以進來嗎?

603
00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:09,480
‪-當然
‪-太好了

604
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:13,735
‪我進不去

605
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:16,279
‪-老舊的門
‪-好了

606
00:28:18,281 --> 00:28:19,115
‪好

607
00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:21,993
‪先說說妳的想法

608
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,037
‪-我不喜歡
‪-告訴我理由

609
00:28:26,789 --> 00:28:29,292
‪我覺得這邊看起來很胖

610
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,420
‪或是太流行了

611
00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,964
‪-對
‪-感覺完全不像我

612
00:28:34,964 --> 00:28:36,132
‪好

613
00:28:36,132 --> 00:28:38,676
‪外套的問題是感覺很方

614
00:28:38,676 --> 00:28:40,219
‪脫掉吧

615
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:44,223
‪-解釋一下妳在看什麼
‪-就...

616
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,309
‪就是...

617
00:28:46,976 --> 00:28:49,145
‪妳像抱著小孩一樣捧著

618
00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,062
‪對

619
00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,398
‪-就像妳是孕婦
‪-對

620
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,900
‪妳現在是高階主管

621
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,902
‪特別是妳進入了新職位

622
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:59,322
‪我覺得提升妳的穿搭,從緊身褲畢業

623
00:28:59,322 --> 00:29:00,782
‪會很不錯

624
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:04,076
‪但如果不適合
‪我不希望妳感到挫敗

625
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:07,246
‪因為這是實驗和嘗試的時間

626
00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:09,916
‪這件的效果類似鉛筆裙

627
00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:11,751
‪它會貼著身體

628
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:14,420
‪如果讓妳穿上A字裙

629
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:18,174
‪可以修飾身型,掩飾妳不喜歡的部位

630
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,425
‪-要不要試試?
‪-好

631
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:22,136
‪我這裡只有這件A字裙

632
00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:24,013
‪重點不是顏色或印花

633
00:29:24,013 --> 00:29:26,098
‪-我只是想看看版型
‪-形狀

634
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,099
‪-好
‪-對,請試穿

635
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,851
‪我迴避一下

636
00:29:29,435 --> 00:29:30,269
‪好

637
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,065
‪這件是否比較符合妳的期望?

638
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:38,361
‪對,我從沒想過我會說
‪我喜歡裙子勝過褲子

639
00:29:40,238 --> 00:29:43,449
‪我認為這個版型超適合妳的身材

640
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:47,078
‪腰身出來了,下面又有蓬度

641
00:29:47,078 --> 00:29:48,871
‪我知道妳還是有一些事情

642
00:29:48,871 --> 00:29:52,500
‪要說服自己真心相信

643
00:29:52,500 --> 00:29:55,127
‪至少衣服對自尊有一點點幫助

644
00:29:55,127 --> 00:29:56,671
‪對

645
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,132
‪-有趣又挑逗?
‪-對

646
00:30:00,925 --> 00:30:04,095
‪這不只是衣服
‪這是她看待自己的方式

647
00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:06,973
‪這是她讓世界看到她的方式

648
00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,266
‪我不希望她躲起來

649
00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:10,518
‪我要讓她看到她的身體很美

650
00:30:10,518 --> 00:30:13,062
‪她應該擁抱自己的身材

651
00:30:13,896 --> 00:30:15,398
‪太美了!

652
00:30:15,398 --> 00:30:17,316
‪約會!她是來見我的!

653
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,819
‪我好興奮
‪她竟然是我今天的約會對象

654
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,320
‪太棒了

655
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,282
‪世界真美好,這次相親很順利

656
00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:26,242
‪我覺得妳超美

657
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,828
‪有什麼感覺?覺得如何?

658
00:30:28,828 --> 00:30:33,541
‪我覺得這讓我看起來很有自信

659
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:36,878
‪而不是試圖要融入人群

660
00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:42,300
‪連穿高跟鞋都讓我覺得這麼高實在...

661
00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:45,761
‪“大家會看我”

662
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:47,763
‪妳的腰很細

663
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:51,475
‪-印花讓人看不到...
‪-對,這邊看起來很平坦

664
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,393
‪很平

665
00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:56,147
‪妳介意的地方都看不到

666
00:30:56,147 --> 00:30:57,940
‪交友軟體上的男人看不到

667
00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,734
‪約會的男人都看不到

668
00:30:59,734 --> 00:31:00,651
‪不存在

669
00:31:01,235 --> 00:31:04,739
‪我希望這種衣服能幫助妳相信

670
00:31:04,739 --> 00:31:08,534
‪不必從T恤和緊身褲

671
00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,202
‪直接變成只穿比基尼

672
00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:14,332
‪妳可以遮掩想遮掩的部位
‪仍然讓大家驚艷

673
00:31:14,332 --> 00:31:16,918
‪可以利用衣服展現優勢

674
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:19,420
‪-妳之前沒有這麼做
‪-對

675
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:22,840
‪真高興看到珍妮照鏡子時露出笑容

676
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:27,595
‪她看到自己可以穿得有型
‪可以感覺很棒

677
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:30,640
‪我原本不認為能這麼快讓她改變心態

678
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,141
‪但是我很高興

679
00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:40,399
‪(溫莎法院飯店)

680
00:31:42,151 --> 00:31:43,903
‪嗨!

681
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:47,823
‪珍妮必須開始欣賞人生中的各種美麗

682
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:50,451
‪生命中所有福氣,擁有的事物

683
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,620
‪她一直用負面的方式形容自己

684
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:56,248
‪拿自己跟別人比,而且她根本沒發覺

685
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,460
‪我們來到這裡進行一個小活動

686
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:02,129
‪-好
‪-妳也知道我很喜歡譬喻

687
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:03,714
‪-超愛譬喻
‪-沒錯

688
00:32:04,298 --> 00:32:07,635
‪妳的面前有幾扇窗戶

689
00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:10,721
‪親愛的,請妳寫上

690
00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:15,101
‪所有妳認為讓妳覺得被困住的事

691
00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,769
‪妳一直比較的事物

692
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:20,147
‪寫完之後,我們要打破那些說法

693
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,697
‪-為什麼不敢下筆?
‪-天啊,我討厭這樣

694
00:32:27,697 --> 00:32:29,031
‪妳覺得呢?

695
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:33,369
‪-我不夠漂亮
‪-就是這樣

696
00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:34,286
‪好

697
00:32:35,454 --> 00:32:37,415
‪-已經太遲了
‪-寫吧

698
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,584
‪或是我太老了

699
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:41,544
‪寫吧

700
00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:47,258
‪一切都讓我覺得自己沒有吸引力

701
00:32:47,258 --> 00:32:48,175
‪繼續

702
00:32:51,721 --> 00:32:55,099
‪(工作之外,我一點都不有趣)

703
00:32:55,099 --> 00:32:57,768
‪(不會有人想跟我交往)

704
00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,353
‪(我的體重)

705
00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,355
‪(需要被需要)

706
00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:05,151
‪(我的心靈夠堅強嗎?)

707
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,986
‪請妳站起來看看

708
00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,112
{\an8}‪(害怕失敗)

709
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:14,452
‪這些是我一直聽到妳

710
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,078
‪對我們說的話

711
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:21,042
‪但最關鍵的,也是最遺憾的
‪這些是妳對自己說的話

712
00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:23,919
‪這是妳為自己打造的敘述

713
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:27,840
‪對,感覺真的...

714
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:33,220
‪看到這些文字很難受

715
00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:34,638
‪對

716
00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,348
‪因為我覺得看到這些

717
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,852
‪感覺我一直在貶低自己

718
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,898
‪是時候向這些話道別了

719
00:33:45,316 --> 00:33:48,736
‪如果上面寫著“我不夠漂亮”
‪請說“我夠漂亮”,然後真心相信

720
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,155
‪-我做不到
‪-可以!

721
00:33:51,155 --> 00:33:52,198
‪砸破它!

722
00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,700
‪好,我夠漂亮

723
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,036
‪好可怕

724
00:33:57,036 --> 00:33:58,913
‪繼續,下面寫了什麼?

725
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,623
‪我不會太胖

726
00:34:00,623 --> 00:34:02,708
‪說,“我的身體很美”

727
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,752
‪我的身體很美

728
00:34:04,752 --> 00:34:07,379
‪希望妳下一句能再大聲點

729
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,881
‪發自內心的大喊

730
00:34:09,799 --> 00:34:11,133
‪我不喜歡大叫

731
00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:12,551
‪太遲了,妳來了

732
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:16,013
‪珍妮揮棒時說,“我不想”

733
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:18,516
‪“我不要”,妳知道妳可以做得更好

734
00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:21,143
‪我要妳用力揮棒

735
00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:24,313
‪摧毀那些對自己的想法

736
00:34:24,313 --> 00:34:25,648
‪我有吸引力

737
00:34:27,483 --> 00:34:28,442
‪就是這樣

738
00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:29,944
‪大聲喊出來

739
00:34:29,944 --> 00:34:32,071
‪我不是因為工作才有趣

740
00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:32,988
‪很好!

741
00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,198
‪就是這樣

742
00:34:34,198 --> 00:34:35,199
‪下一個

743
00:34:35,199 --> 00:34:36,659
‪有人會想要妳嗎?

744
00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,743
‪對的人

745
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,078
‪沒錯!

746
00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:40,454
‪就是這樣!

747
00:34:40,454 --> 00:34:41,914
‪對的人會想要我

748
00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,085
‪對,珍妮!

749
00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,002
‪太好了!

750
00:34:49,046 --> 00:34:52,258
‪這是療癒的旅程,這是成長的旅程

751
00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:56,178
‪她邁出了第一步,而且她看起來很棒

752
00:34:56,178 --> 00:34:58,347
‪謝謝,謝謝你安排這些

753
00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:01,809
‪我這輩子好像從來沒打破那麼多東西

754
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,066
‪網購的東西到了

755
00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:10,985
‪謝了,老兄

756
00:35:21,579 --> 00:35:23,914
‪(第四天)

757
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:28,419
‪(人生苦短)

758
00:35:33,007 --> 00:35:34,550
‪歡迎來到貝諾加美容院

759
00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:35,926
‪-歡迎光臨
‪-謝謝

760
00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:37,303
‪好,請坐,女王

761
00:35:38,721 --> 00:35:41,140
‪首先,看看這張臉

762
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:42,474
‪受得了嗎?

763
00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:43,934
‪我受得了

764
00:35:43,934 --> 00:35:45,311
‪我不行

765
00:35:45,311 --> 00:35:47,229
‪-我們來談談妳的頭髮
‪-好

766
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:50,608
‪我覺得很健康,很有活力
‪所以我想保留長度

767
00:35:50,608 --> 00:35:52,234
‪-好
‪-然後是髮色

768
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:55,446
‪上次妳說不喜歡這個髮色
‪一部分是因為妳覺得太顯眼了

769
00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:57,656
‪對,讚美讓我不自在

770
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,867
‪-所以我不喜歡...
‪-那是什麼意思?

771
00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:02,036
‪每次認識我的人說,“妳真美”

772
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:04,371
‪我會馬上思考

773
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,166
‪“我是不是太刻意了?”

774
00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:09,418
‪我討厭那種“太刻意”的感覺

775
00:36:09,418 --> 00:36:13,088
‪但我也覺得這和虛榮有別

776
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:16,008
‪這是重新掌握妳的性感

777
00:36:16,008 --> 00:36:18,302
‪妳的身分,不要為此道歉

778
00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:22,389
‪我特別認為女性
‪尤其是教育界的女性

779
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,725
‪還有擔任照護者的女性

780
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,061
‪常常不能表達自己性感的一面

781
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:30,689
‪表現出來的話會被批評

782
00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:34,818
‪所以妳能決定想表現到哪個程度

783
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,987
‪也許有些人認為妳太刻意

784
00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:40,366
‪可是就算妳什麼都沒做
‪可能也會有人那樣想

785
00:36:40,366 --> 00:36:41,283
‪對

786
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:46,580
‪所以我想擁抱更大膽的髮色

787
00:36:47,289 --> 00:36:48,540
‪讓妳變成紅髮吧

788
00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:53,545
‪朱利安摩爾那樣的自然紅髮

789
00:36:54,338 --> 00:36:55,547
‪如果染成紅髮

790
00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,092
‪我真的超愛推廣紅髮

791
00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:01,136
‪這是我的專長,我很厲害
‪大家都來找我染紅髮

792
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:02,388
‪紅髮是我的專長

793
00:37:02,388 --> 00:37:04,682
‪大家想變紅髮都來找我,真的

794
00:37:04,682 --> 00:37:08,310
‪我嫁給一個紅髮男,超愛紅髮
‪大家以前都來找我染紅髮

795
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,396
‪我不想自誇,但我真的...

796
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,773
‪真的是我的專長

797
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:14,942
‪我很會弄紅髮

798
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:16,485
‪所以我有點興奮,好嗎?

799
00:37:16,485 --> 00:37:19,196
‪會很好玩的,會超性感,來吧

800
00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:22,032
‪我已經準備好改變了

801
00:37:22,032 --> 00:37:23,784
‪我的內心在大喊,“不要!”

802
00:37:23,784 --> 00:37:25,744
‪但來吧

803
00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,871
‪妳有沒有看過那段熱門短片?

804
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:31,417
‪“最害怕跳下去的時候
‪就是該跳的時機”

805
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,127
‪我沒有用短片平台

806
00:37:33,127 --> 00:37:36,672
‪如果妳不用短片平台
‪要怎麼教小孩不要吃洗衣膠囊?

807
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,132
‪你說服了我

808
00:37:38,132 --> 00:37:42,845
‪我知道這對她來說是很大的改變
‪但我要給她整頭紅髮

809
00:37:42,845 --> 00:37:44,054
‪就在這裡,就是現在

810
00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:46,432
‪給我黛博拉梅辛,給我艾瑪史東

811
00:37:46,432 --> 00:37:47,933
‪紅髮風格

812
00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,184
‪時間到了

813
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,061
‪我的天啊,我好興奮

814
00:37:51,061 --> 00:37:52,479
‪珍妮,妳可以的

815
00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:54,606
‪開始乾剪

816
00:37:56,150 --> 00:37:58,569
‪天啊,看起來已經好多了

817
00:37:58,569 --> 00:38:02,823
‪我會剪一些修飾臉型的部分
‪凸顯妳的性感

818
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:06,118
‪我要調染髮劑了,準備好了嗎?

819
00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:08,412
‪好了,只有一點點害怕

820
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,540
‪我要快速弄一些挑染

821
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,000
‪來了

822
00:38:13,584 --> 00:38:16,003
‪妳的髮色會很漂亮,受不了

823
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,679
‪能幫我一個忙嗎?把頭髮甩下去

824
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:29,183
‪對,親愛的,這樣才能弄出蓬度

825
00:38:29,183 --> 00:38:30,434
‪還是...

826
00:38:30,434 --> 00:38:33,604
‪我喜歡妳直覺就知道

827
00:38:33,604 --> 00:38:37,649
‪不要給我弱弱的甩髮

828
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,109
‪妳像...

829
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,155
‪經過三壘

830
00:38:43,155 --> 00:38:47,284
‪如果妳這樣還是無法擁抱內心的性感
‪那我也不知道怎麼辦了

831
00:38:47,785 --> 00:38:50,788
‪多年來,珍妮一直覺得自己不性感

832
00:38:50,788 --> 00:38:53,874
‪但是現在有了一頭紅髮
‪一定會有一票人想追她

833
00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:56,877
‪因為她是紐奧良最火辣的單身女郎

834
00:38:57,378 --> 00:38:59,546
‪大家小心,珍妮來了

835
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:04,259
‪希望妳不要害怕被看見,以自己為榮

836
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,428
‪謝謝妳相信我,真的很好玩

837
00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:08,972
‪準備好了嗎?揭曉囉

838
00:39:08,972 --> 00:39:10,516
‪來了,準備好了嗎?

839
00:39:10,516 --> 00:39:13,102
‪三、二、一...

840
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:21,568
‪我覺得看起來豐盈很多,很開心

841
00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,028
‪很豐盈

842
00:39:31,078 --> 00:39:32,037
‪(第五天)

843
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:35,582
‪(正當毛毛蟲以為完蛋的時候)

844
00:39:35,582 --> 00:39:37,209
‪(她變成了蝴蝶)

845
00:39:42,131 --> 00:39:43,924
{\an8}‪(別拿自己跟其他人比較)

846
00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:51,473
‪他們來了

847
00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:55,269
‪進去吧

848
00:39:55,269 --> 00:39:56,979
‪天啊

849
00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,731
‪妳的頭髮!

850
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,316
‪超美的紅髮

851
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,152
‪-好好看
‪-太美了!

852
00:40:03,152 --> 00:40:04,319
‪-過來
‪-對啊

853
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:05,737
‪深色頭髮超好看

854
00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:07,781
‪-但別看裡面
‪-嗨

855
00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:10,617
‪-等著看到房子
‪-看起來好美

856
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,162
‪我不知道我準備好了沒有,好吧

857
00:40:15,122 --> 00:40:16,206
‪哇靠!

858
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:18,208
‪太好了!

859
00:40:18,959 --> 00:40:21,003
‪-天啊
‪-覺得如何?

860
00:40:22,546 --> 00:40:24,381
‪天啊

861
00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:27,759
‪天啊

862
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:32,097
‪這裡有新的用餐區

863
00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:33,307
‪新書櫃

864
00:40:33,307 --> 00:40:35,726
‪你是天才

865
00:40:35,726 --> 00:40:37,519
‪天啊

866
00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,521
‪燈也是新的嗎?

867
00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:40,856
‪-對
‪-美

868
00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:41,773
‪要看更多嗎?

869
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,567
‪天啊

870
00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:49,156
‪我沒想過用黑色,但這太棒了,天啊

871
00:40:49,156 --> 00:40:51,325
‪如果想在狹小空間把牆壁漆成黑色

872
00:40:51,325 --> 00:40:54,161
‪必須用大量淺色平衡

873
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:56,955
‪所以淺色沙發,淺色地毯
‪牆上有淺色藝術品

874
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,666
‪其實我為妳訂製了一幅畫

875
00:40:59,666 --> 00:41:00,959
‪天啊

876
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,838
‪這是由紐奧良當地藝術家
‪演繹的紐奧良

877
00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,089
‪無意批評

878
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,425
‪但這間房子看起來不像大學宿舍了

879
00:41:08,425 --> 00:41:12,137
‪看起來像是紐約的閣樓之類的

880
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,181
‪-我們上樓去
‪-好

881
00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:18,602
‪-天啊
‪-超美

882
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:21,772
‪天啊,真美

883
00:41:21,772 --> 00:41:24,858
‪-喜歡嗎?
‪-超愛

884
00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:27,444
‪你改變了擺放的方位

885
00:41:27,444 --> 00:41:29,738
‪這樣空間會感覺更大

886
00:41:29,738 --> 00:41:33,534
‪有訪客過夜時,沒人想要被困在床上

887
00:41:33,534 --> 00:41:34,952
‪-睡衣派對嗎?

888
00:41:34,952 --> 00:41:36,370
‪-對
‪-對

889
00:41:36,370 --> 00:41:38,163
‪-超美
‪-感覺很平靜

890
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:39,748
‪-對
‪-超棒

891
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:45,087
‪原本這個空間不太實用

892
00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:46,505
‪妳換了新工作

893
00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:49,675
‪我想給妳一個在家工作的空間

894
00:41:49,675 --> 00:41:52,886
‪這張桌子超有“媽媽經紀人”的感覺

895
00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:56,014
‪妳會坐在這張桌子前大展身手
‪記下不乖的人的名字

896
00:41:56,014 --> 00:42:02,062
‪這真的是任何人為我做過最棒的事

897
00:42:02,646 --> 00:42:03,981
‪這是妳應得的

898
00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:11,071
‪妳今天的能量
‪跟我們第一次見面差好多

899
00:42:11,071 --> 00:42:13,407
‪妳原本是我稱之為“美國式快樂”

900
00:42:13,407 --> 00:42:15,534
‪也就是滿臉笑容

901
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:18,120
‪可是內心其實有很多心結

902
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,162
‪對

903
00:42:19,162 --> 00:42:23,250
‪我知道我們在的這段期間妳很辛苦

904
00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,835
‪我想相信

905
00:42:24,835 --> 00:42:27,588
‪至少我們讓妳稍稍改觀了

906
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:28,755
‪肯定有

907
00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:29,798
‪-很好
‪-沒錯

908
00:42:29,798 --> 00:42:32,134
‪很好,準備好試穿了嗎?

909
00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:33,051
‪好

910
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,304
‪-好,各位準備好了嗎?
‪-好了

911
00:42:35,304 --> 00:42:36,471
‪-好
‪-我好興奮

912
00:42:36,471 --> 00:42:37,764
‪好時髦

913
00:42:37,764 --> 00:42:39,516
‪請出場

914
00:42:41,727 --> 00:42:42,853
‪耶!

915
00:42:42,853 --> 00:42:45,772
‪妳是不是偷穿我的衣服?

916
00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:50,360
‪-超愛,對吧?
‪-超襯髮色和膚色

917
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,573
‪我要不要試穿那雙鞋
‪確定我也穿得下?

918
00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:57,701
‪譚,那雙鞋好可愛

919
00:42:57,701 --> 00:42:59,953
‪這套衣服顯示她不再躲藏了

920
00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:02,039
‪不需要繼續旁觀

921
00:43:02,039 --> 00:43:04,916
‪妳超美,妳超成功

922
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:08,253
‪妳走進房間時感覺超有自信

923
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:09,796
‪我想請所有觀看的學生

924
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:12,341
‪暫時把電視關靜音

925
00:43:12,341 --> 00:43:15,969
‪這是氣質地露乳溝的高階班

926
00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:17,804
‪-對啊
‪-感覺是完美的...

927
00:43:17,804 --> 00:43:20,849
‪勾起我的好奇心,但妳不會惹上麻煩

928
00:43:20,849 --> 00:43:23,977
‪不會違反服儀規定,但我會說:“好”

929
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:26,438
‪很棒,但沒有全部露出來

930
00:43:26,438 --> 00:43:28,315
‪-氣質乳溝高階班
‪-對

931
00:43:28,315 --> 00:43:30,192
‪感覺如何?

932
00:43:30,192 --> 00:43:32,027
‪煥然一新

933
00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:32,944
‪就像...

934
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:35,364
‪我一直照鏡子

935
00:43:35,364 --> 00:43:37,783
‪心想,“那是誰?我不知道”

936
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,326
‪是珍妮!

937
00:43:39,826 --> 00:43:41,078
‪是新的珍妮西可

938
00:43:41,078 --> 00:43:43,038
‪-她一直都在
‪-沒錯

939
00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:44,456
‪-等等,在...
‪-對

940
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:46,792
‪我有東西要給你們,等一下

941
00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,877
‪-好
‪-是零食嗎?

942
00:43:52,464 --> 00:43:54,299
‪-什麼?聖誕節到了?
‪-我來幫忙

943
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,885
‪你們每個人都好特別

944
00:43:56,885 --> 00:44:00,681
‪我希望能有更多方式向你們表達

945
00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:02,808
‪你們每個人提供的智慧

946
00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:07,396
‪在我腦海裡如何建構成全新的敘事

947
00:44:07,396 --> 00:44:08,647
‪好棒

948
00:44:08,647 --> 00:44:12,442
‪鮑比,這是給你的
‪你給了我一個美麗的新家

949
00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:16,363
‪希望你回家時能帶一小塊紐奧良回去

950
00:44:16,363 --> 00:44:17,739
‪-謝謝
‪-對

951
00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:19,908
‪珍妮!

952
00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:21,660
‪譚,你給我最好的稱讚

953
00:44:21,660 --> 00:44:24,079
‪是對我說我可以慢慢來

954
00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:25,789
‪這個送你的寶寶

955
00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:27,874
‪珍妮!

956
00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:30,210
‪謝謝,真貼心

957
00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:32,379
‪強納森,你激勵人心的部分之一

958
00:44:32,379 --> 00:44:35,882
‪就是你努力用你的平台幫助他人

959
00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:39,010
‪這是送給身為社運人士的你

960
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,095
‪謝謝

961
00:44:40,095 --> 00:44:41,596
‪這是給你的

962
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,974
‪我覺得你立刻在我身上看到

963
00:44:43,974 --> 00:44:47,853
‪很親近我的人從未觀察到的

964
00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:49,312
‪超快

965
00:44:49,312 --> 00:44:54,025
‪雖然很可怕,但我受到啟發

966
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:56,445
‪我很感激你分享你的故事

967
00:44:56,445 --> 00:44:58,280
‪所以我要送你紐奧良的紀念品

968
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:03,285
‪好,至於你
‪我們都熱愛食物和各種美食

969
00:45:03,285 --> 00:45:04,911
‪我真的很想開始主辦聚會

970
00:45:04,911 --> 00:45:07,539
‪你給了我能讓我感到驕傲的工具

971
00:45:07,539 --> 00:45:10,459
‪讓我能將它視為珍貴的禮物

972
00:45:10,459 --> 00:45:14,045
‪希望下次你下廚時可以用這個

973
00:45:14,045 --> 00:45:15,547
‪-謝謝
‪-好貼心

974
00:45:15,547 --> 00:45:17,007
‪-真貼心
‪-我們以妳為榮

975
00:45:17,007 --> 00:45:18,258
‪-沒錯
‪-謝謝

976
00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:21,970
‪希望未來妳能看見並慶祝妳的美

977
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:25,515
‪妳周遭的人看到的美
‪現在該開始慶祝了

978
00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:28,351
‪-今晚就可以開始
‪-準備好了嗎?

979
00:45:28,351 --> 00:45:32,481
‪-好了,但我不希望你們走
‪-我們不想走

980
00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:34,858
‪很奇怪的兩種心態,“我準備好了”

981
00:45:34,858 --> 00:45:38,612
‪可是又覺得,“如果我說還沒
‪你們是不是必須留下來?”

982
00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:41,490
‪-祝妳今晚順利,親愛的
‪-玩得開心

983
00:45:41,490 --> 00:45:43,200
‪-愛妳
‪-謝謝

984
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,577
‪-我們愛珍妮西可

985
00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,454
‪-再見
‪-再見,珍妮

986
00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:48,830
‪(新的珍妮)

987
00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:52,834
‪(但首先來杯香檳!)

988
00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:13,230
‪天啊!

989
00:46:13,230 --> 00:46:15,982
‪天啊,珍妮,妳看起來超美!

990
00:46:16,483 --> 00:46:17,609
‪天啊

991
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:23,907
‪-天啊,妳的頭髮
‪-妳的房子!

992
00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:25,951
‪超好看

993
00:46:25,951 --> 00:46:28,411
‪他們還裝了內嵌櫃子

994
00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,205
‪全新的,全新的裝飾牆

995
00:46:32,082 --> 00:46:33,792
‪-是不是很棒?
‪-珍妮!

996
00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:35,919
‪之後如果有男人過來,我會說

997
00:46:35,919 --> 00:46:38,463
‪“你得有能力讓我過這種生活”

998
00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,298
‪好喔

999
00:46:41,633 --> 00:46:42,884
‪我們要煎魚

1000
00:46:42,884 --> 00:46:46,555
‪看看妳這個小主廚

1001
00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:50,100
‪開始這段旅程前
‪有人對我說,“妳好勇敢”

1002
00:46:50,100 --> 00:46:53,228
‪我心想,“上這個節目哪裡勇敢?”

1003
00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:58,024
‪嘿!

1004
00:46:58,024 --> 00:46:59,860
‪天啊!

1005
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:05,282
‪但我從未有過如此感受
‪現在我覺得自己很勇敢

1006
00:47:07,617 --> 00:47:09,077
‪我愛紅髮!

1007
00:47:09,077 --> 00:47:12,289
‪我第一次覺得自己真的被看到了

1008
00:47:12,789 --> 00:47:13,748
‪轉圈

1009
00:47:14,708 --> 00:47:16,710
‪珍妮!

1010
00:47:16,710 --> 00:47:18,295
‪妳一定會馬上交到男友

1011
00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:21,131
‪-看看這個魚!
‪-天啊

1012
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:24,092
‪-魚看起來好棒!
‪-很棒吧?

1013
00:47:24,843 --> 00:47:27,721
‪現在珍妮感覺很棒

1014
00:47:27,721 --> 00:47:30,515
‪她主宰現場,主宰整個空間

1015
00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,142
‪看到這個景象真開心

1016
00:47:32,142 --> 00:47:34,895
‪她終於看到我們看到的了

1017
00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:38,064
‪-我覺得這像是更新後的珍妮
‪-對

1018
00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:40,358
‪我們在那所學校認識的女人
‪不是這個女人

1019
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:43,445
‪現在這個女人是狠角色
‪她現在相信自己

1020
00:47:44,154 --> 00:47:48,199
‪珍妮正在享受她的力量
‪她正在慶祝自己,享受她的時代

1021
00:47:48,783 --> 00:47:50,076
‪她有料

1022
00:47:50,076 --> 00:47:51,578
‪現在她開始看到了

1023
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:55,999
‪不是到了某個年紀
‪就一定要完成某些事

1024
00:47:55,999 --> 00:48:00,337
‪現在是她展開人生新章節的完美時幾

1025
00:48:00,337 --> 00:48:03,882
‪好,我想花一點時間謝謝各位

1026
00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:05,926
‪謝謝大家撥空出席

1027
00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:10,221
‪也謝謝大家過去七年來的支持

1028
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,140
‪謝謝大家支持

1029
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:17,062
‪我很期待看到如何獲得我想要的人生

1030
00:48:17,062 --> 00:48:18,271
‪我應得的人生

1031
00:48:28,281 --> 00:48:29,491
{\an8}‪(三週後)

1032
00:48:29,491 --> 00:48:31,076
{\an8}‪-男孩們,準備好了嗎?
‪-好了

1033
00:48:31,076 --> 00:48:31,993
‪好了

1034
00:48:33,787 --> 00:48:35,664
‪嗨,笨蛋們

1035
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,375
‪譚,天啊,你好可愛

1036
00:48:38,375 --> 00:48:39,626
‪-天啊
‪-小譚!

1037
00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:41,920
‪-看看美女
‪-再多一點鮑比

1038
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,716
‪-這個一直掉下來
‪-我絕對不會

1039
00:48:46,716 --> 00:48:50,220
‪美女,我們會被叫去校長室

1040
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,137
‪我們要做什麼?

1041
00:48:51,137 --> 00:48:53,473
‪-要不要打給珍妮西可?
‪-等等

1042
00:48:53,473 --> 00:48:55,350
‪嗨,珍妮

1043
00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:58,478
‪-嗨,珍妮,妳看起來很美
‪-頭髮換了!

1044
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:00,563
‪你把她的頭髮弄得很漂亮

1045
00:49:00,563 --> 00:49:02,565
‪-頭髮!
‪-我讓你驕傲嗎?

1046
00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:04,859
‪-妳看起來美極了
‪-對,小譚

1047
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,195
‪說正經的,珍妮,親愛的,妳好嗎?

1048
00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:09,531
‪-我很好
‪-聚會順利嗎?

1049
00:49:09,531 --> 00:49:10,657
‪很好玩

1050
00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:12,826
‪後來我們一起去酒吧續攤

1051
00:49:12,826 --> 00:49:14,160
‪-太好了!
‪-我喜歡

1052
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,495
‪我在家裡辦過早午餐聚會

1053
00:49:15,495 --> 00:49:17,247
‪昨晚有個同事過來

1054
00:49:17,247 --> 00:49:19,666
‪超讚!感覺妳過得很棒

1055
00:49:19,666 --> 00:49:21,334
‪天啊,每天都是

1056
00:49:21,334 --> 00:49:23,378
‪-很好
‪-那是大事!

1057
00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:27,716
‪過去三週我感覺截然不同,很誇張

1058
00:49:27,716 --> 00:49:28,925
‪-對
‪-我覺得比較輕盈

1059
00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:32,887
‪早上起床時不只是想著工作

1060
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:36,099
‪也有其他事情要思考跟進行

1061
00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:39,602
‪像是什麼?妳現在有對象嗎?
‪那是妳在想的其他事嗎?

1062
00:49:39,602 --> 00:49:42,272
‪我這週安排了兩場約會

1063
00:49:42,272 --> 00:49:43,565
‪耶!

1064
00:49:43,565 --> 00:49:44,858
‪出去玩!

1065
00:49:44,858 --> 00:49:46,901
‪-有什麼好怕的?
‪-阿門

1066
00:49:47,402 --> 00:49:51,656
‪還有,譚,不是你說的那種
‪假的“美國式快樂”

1067
00:49:51,656 --> 00:49:55,076
‪身為美國人
‪我看得出來妳是真心快樂

1068
00:49:57,662 --> 00:50:00,415
‪-我們愛妳,我們為妳高興
‪-對

1069
00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:02,709
‪妳值得擁有未來將獲得的一切

1070
00:50:02,709 --> 00:50:04,252
‪祝我約會順利!

1071
00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:05,628
‪-耶!
‪-祝妳好運

1072
00:50:05,628 --> 00:50:07,505
‪-她不需要運氣
‪-再見

1073
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,591
‪-她可以的
‪-她容光煥發

1074
00:50:09,591 --> 00:50:11,176
‪-對
‪-好漂亮

1075
00:50:11,176 --> 00:50:12,510
‪-擊掌
‪-做得好,孩子們

1076
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:14,220
‪-擊掌!
‪-擊掌

1077
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:17,098
‪我們從不擅長那部分

1078
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,685
‪(#酷男潮招)

1079
00:50:21,102 --> 00:50:22,103
‪(更簡單的捲髮)

1080
00:50:22,228 --> 00:50:25,607
‪想要免燙捲髮嗎?
‪試試這個免燙捲髮器

1081
00:50:25,607 --> 00:50:27,942
‪可以弄出超美捲髮又不傷髮質

1082
00:50:28,777 --> 00:50:30,528
‪另外,如果你有自然捲

1083
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,947
‪這是維持吹整好的造型的好方法

1084
00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:37,619
‪如果你不想花錢,用絲襪也可以

1085
00:50:37,619 --> 00:50:38,745
‪效果幾乎一模一樣

1086
00:50:38,745 --> 00:50:40,872
‪這是來自短片平台的技巧,真天才

1087
00:50:54,010 --> 00:50:56,471
‪免加熱捲髮?真酷

1088
00:51:58,867 --> 00:52:03,872
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