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[producer 1]
In front of his chest, below his chin,
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- and do soft sticks. Okay?
- [clapper] Soft sticks?
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- [producer 1] Yep.
- [clapper] Mark.
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Do I look at you, do I look at camera?
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[producer 1] Are we ready?
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Hey. I know we're not speeding yet.
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- [producer 2] No, we are.
- Are we?
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- Being a part of the Fab 5...
- What was the question?
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[Tan]...is just bizarre.
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[Antoni] It's a dream.
I really hope I don't let you down.
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- [Karamo] This is amazing.
- [Bobby] I'm nervous.
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I don't know what to expect.
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[Karamo] I'm so honored to be here.
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[Antoni]
Being part of this makes me happy.
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[producer 1]
Everything's gonna end with that.
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Yeah.
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[chuckles]
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[Tan] The original show was fighting
for tolerance.
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Our fight is for acceptance.
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My goal is to figure out how we're similar
as opposed to how different we are.
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[Karamo] We all got to come together
and understand each other.
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- [Jonathan] Guys, where are we going?
- [Antoni] Georgia.
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- [Karamo] Let's do it.
- [all] Yeah!
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♪ You came into my life ♪
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♪ And my world never looked so bright ♪
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♪ It's true
You bring out the best in me ♪
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♪ When you are around ♪
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♪ Things keep getting better ♪
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♪ Better ♪
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♪ Things keep getting better ♪
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♪ Better ♪
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♪ Things keep getting better ♪
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[upbeat Mexican folk music playing
over speakers]
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- The usual?
- My usual.
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Jumbo Texas margarita
with a lime and two orange slices.
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Yes, sir.
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- What'd you do this weekend?
- Nothing.
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I'm just a dumb, old country boy
from Kentucky.
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My dad, he is a hot mess.
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[Tom] I don't do a whole lot.
I get up, I go to work, I come home.
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Fix me a redneck margarita.
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[Katie] His style has been the same
for 27 years.
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He wears a lot of jorts, jean shorts.
They all need to go. [chuckles]
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[Tom] Smoke a cigarette
and watch the television through the door.
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It's my favorite thing to do.
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This is Chandler.
Chandler is Dad's grandson.
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[Tom] Chandler is the love of my life.
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I don't have a girlfriend.
I see my ex-wife Abbey every now and then.
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We're still friends,
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and I want her to be... excited
about the new me.
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[Katie] I think my dad is lonely.
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I think that anybody who's spending
most of their time by themselves
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would want to find a companion.
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I think I'm unlucky in love
because I'm butt-ugly.
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[chuckles]
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You might make me look a little better,
but you can't fix ugly.
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[chuckles]
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[Antoni] So, we have Tom Jackson
from Dallas, Georgia.
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Yes, we do!
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[Antoni] Aged 57.
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- Tom rents a basement apartment.
- A basement apartment at 57?
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- I know.
- That's a concern.
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Millennials are having a hard time
and everyone knows that.
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He loves Mexican food and sappy movies.
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He's a softy with gas.
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He's a sentimental man with IBS.
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[Antoni]
Tom hasn't had luck with the ladies.
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He's single,
and he's been divorced three times.
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- Three times?
- A little pattern going on here.
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I wonder. Is it him or is it his wives?
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All my failed relationships have been
100 percent the other's fault.
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It's never me.
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Tom has a car show at the end of the week
that's important,
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and he thinks it's a perfect opportunity
for him to maybe invite a special lady.
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- Ooh.
- Mm-mm.
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Hot rods and hot ladies.
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He's eating breakfast right now
with a group of guys.
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They all love old cars
and call themselves the Romeos.
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Retired old men eating out.
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[siren wailing]
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We're pulling in. What's our mission?
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We're gonna dust off these
Christmas ghost past of relationships.
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Sort out his closet. Get him cute,
we're gonna get that house fixed up.
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- We're ready, we cannot wait.
- Yes!
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♪ Open the door ♪
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Yeah!
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♪ Wham, bam, here I am
Goddess of the glitter and glam ♪
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♪ Yes, catch a breath
Gotcha eating out of my hand ♪
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♪ Wow, check me out ♪
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♪ Don't know what you've got
Till it's gone ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Karamo] Tom Jackson?
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Tom Jackson.
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Oh!
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I see him.
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[Bobby] Hey, Tom.
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There is Tom.
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- Tom, get up. How are you doing?
- [Karamo] Get up, Tom.
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I'm Bobby. Good morning.
Great to meet you.
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- [Jonathan] Ready?
- [Tom] I'm ready.
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We're taking you out.
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- Let's go.
- Let's get out.
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Enjoy your breakfast.
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- Bye, guys.
- [Karamo] Everybody say, "Bye, Tom!"
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- [men] Bye.
- [Antoni] Bye.
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Wow, look at these cars.
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[Antoni]
You guys come out here every Tuesday.
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- [Tom] Every Tuesday.
- [Antoni] You have breakfast.
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[Tom] We have breakfast
and look at each other's cars.
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Gotta get the pink one.
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Do any of the ladies in your life
enjoy the car shows?
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- Uh, yes. Abbey does.
- They do?
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Bye, thank you.
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- This is Bob, my best friend.
- [Bob] Yeah.
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So, Bob, why do you think
Tom doesn't have a lady right now?
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- Look at him.
- [all laugh]
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- Bob!
- [Antoni] Friends like this,
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- who needs enemies?
- Who needs enemies?
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Tom wears the same clothes over and over.
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And we haven't figured out yet
if Tom has seven or eight pairs
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of the same pants, same shirt,
that he rotates.
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[friend 1]
I wouldn't want him to hear me say this,
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but he just needs to clean up his act,
he really does.
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[Tan] We'll follow you, Tom.
We're gonna see you soon.
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- All right, guys, let's head to the truck.
- Let's go make somebody pretty.
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[Karamo]
So, what's Tom's house gonna look like?
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[Tan] A little dirty,
a little bit covered in smoke.
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- A little like his beard.
- [Tan] Yeah.
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♪ The right kind of people ♪
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♪ People, it's all about the train
So, it's all right ♪
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Oh, wow. Look at that classic car.
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How awesome is that?
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- [Jonathan] Tom, this car.
- [Bobby] Tommy boy.
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- Love this car.
- [Tom] You like it?
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Who gave you permission
to have a nice car?
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[Tom] It's a 1937 Plymouth.
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[Jonathan] And she's gorgeous.
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- [Antoni] We wanna see this house.
- [Karamo] We'll come back to her.
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I feel scared and excited
all at the same time. [chuckles]
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- Should we be scared?
- This is my backyard.
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- Oh, nice.
- [Antoni] This has great space.
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[Jonathan] Yeah, it's tidy.
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[Tom] This is my apartment.
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[Bobby] I wanna know why
these are next to the bed.
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What do you need these tongs for?
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Jonathan. Whoo!
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Not gonna ask about the dish rags
on the side of the bed,
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- but that's fine.
- Oh, God! Whoa!
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- [Bobby] You don't sit naked in this.
- [Tom] No.
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[Tan] Liar face,
I know you sit in there naked.
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- Oh, what?
- [all scream]
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Why would you do that?
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This is what I wanna see.
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Oh, I see legs in the closet.
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Tom, who is this little man?
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A friend of mine,
his sister made that for me.
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[Jonathan] What did you do to her
to deserve this?
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[shrieks]
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- Is that a douche?
- [Tom] That's a showerhead.
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Don't scare her. We just got here.
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- Nice car shirt.
- Love a good car shirt.
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Wear any shirts in there you want.
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[Bobby] Blow it, baby.
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Yes.
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Get it! He's our Beyoncé.
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I am guessing
you did not decorate this space.
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- No, I did not.
- So, tell me about the chair.
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[Tom] My ex-wife gave it to me.
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But it didn't have stains on it
when I got it.
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Then and there, I knew I needed to find
a good alternative for that easy chair.
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And if I were a lady friend coming over
and saw that...
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No, no, no. Mm-mm.
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Is this recliner making you
a bit of a creature of habit?
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- [Tom] Absolutely.
- So...
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But I love recliners.
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Wouldn't you rather have this room set up
to where a lady feels welcome?
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- Damn right I would, hell, yeah.
- Oh, God, what the hell's this?
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Urine. Definitely urine.
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[Tom] Oh, my God.
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- Sorry, we made a mess.
- [Tom] I can see.
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Sorry about this. These things have to go.
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Listen, nobody wants to have sex with you
when you're wearing pajamas like this.
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I understand why women stay away.
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- [Tom] Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- [Tan chuckles]
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- On my behalf...
- Yeah?
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...I only wear those when I'm by myself
and it's really cold.
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- As long as no woman's seeing these.
- No women has seen them.
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You like a lot of plaid.
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I love plaid.
But there's different ways of doing it.
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- I didn't buy most of those.
- Who buys your product?
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My ex-wife bought most of these.
My first ex-wife and my second ex-wife.
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[Tan] Tom's closet is surprising.
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He likes color, which is bizarre
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from a man who doesn't seem to care
about his appearance.
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So, you know he's got a playful side.
The closet gives me hope.
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He doesn't need to be
a boring 57-year-old man.
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Have a belt I could cinch this with?
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- Yes. Let me get it for you.
- [Tom laughs]
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[Jonathan]
I've never felt better about myself.
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[Tan] You've never looked better.
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[Tom]
There you go, brother. I mean, sister.
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- [Jonathan] Sister's better for me.
- Let's cuddle his make-believe girlfriend.
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I will hug you and squeeze you
and pet you and hug you.
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I put my lips on it, gross.
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Stop putting other people's things
in your mouth.
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So, Tom, there are a few things here
that I like.
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- This is actually the extent of it.
- [Tom laughs]
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- [Tom] Not much.
- So, that's that.
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I do love your beard,
and the color of your beard is: mwah!
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I've noticed a little bit of dryness
on your cheek.
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- That's my lupus.
- Okay. Let's talk about that a little.
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I know about lupus, it's all about SPF.
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We have to protect your skin
from UVA and UVB rays
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because sun can cause inflammation
and flare-ups in people with lupus.
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How you take care of yourself is how
the world sees you, and he's not doing it.
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So, the first ingredient in this
is sodium lauryl sulfate,
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which is the same thing
that cleans the car engine in a car.
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- But it says moisturizing.
- She's a liar.
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She's a liar.
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I love monoglycerides as an emulsifier
with preservatives potassium sorbate,
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sodium benzoate,
calcium disodium EDTA.
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- [Karamo] Do you have any dating profiles?
- Yes.
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And how's that working?
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The last lady I was with,
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she wanted to go to a sporting goods place
to walk around.
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- I broke my back in September.
- Sorry to hear that.
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You know what,
as you tell me the story, you sit.
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If your back is hurting you,
I'll stand up for you.
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Just standing and walking.
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And, uh... she said,
"Well, where do you wanna go now?"
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I said, "Well, I really wanna go home...
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and just sit on a couch,
and then watch movies."
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So, we came home, she came in
and packed all of her shit up.
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She said, "I'm going home,
you don't wanna do anything fun."
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- Well, you know, I've got a bad back.
- Yeah.
236
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So, the last real relationship
that you met ended
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because she thought
you weren't adventurous enough?
238
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Exactly.
239
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- So, you got in a block right now.
- Exactly.
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Yeah. How long do you think
you've had that block?
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Phew. For years.
242
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There's a whole world online,
there's a whole world here.
243
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We were driving through Dallas, Georgia,
and it is beautiful here.
244
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And telling the truth, I saw a lot
of fine ladies that are out there.
245
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But a lot of them are younger.
246
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They don't like fat, ugly old men,
you know.
247
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See? You're seeing a fat, ugly old man.
We're not.
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- You're 57?
- Fifty-seven.
249
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- That's not old. You do know that.
- True.
250
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There's things that we can do
to help you feel younger
251
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- and make you feel better.
- I want that.
252
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- Yeah.
- That's what I want.
253
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What's so interesting about your kitchen
is that you have signs
254
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of somebody who appreciates
cooking things from scratch.
255
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But then you have fudge rounds,
256
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and these super processed...
257
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- I mean, I don't know.
- [Tom] I need help.
258
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- [laughs] To say the least.
259
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Yeah, and that's what I'm here for.
260
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Food-wise, I know that there's
a Mexican restaurant that you really like.
261
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Absolutely.
I get the same thing every time.
262
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- And what's that?
- Beef burrito supreme
263
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and a jumbo Texas margarita.
264
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- You're a creature of habit.
- Absolutely, I am.
265
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- You appreciate Tex Mex?
- Absolutely.
266
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Noted. Okay, drink situation. It's not
necessary to drink this all the time.
267
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We can re-create this.
268
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If you're having that much sugar,
make it real.
269
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If you're gonna be eating this,
I'm saying you have...
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- I don't...
- Is this your daughter's?
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- No. Abbey got me that.
- Who's Abbey?
272
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- My last ex-wife.
- Your last ex-wife, okay.
273
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- We see each other every now and then.
- Oh.
274
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- We have been...
- Why'd your face twitch?
275
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- [Tom chuckles]
- Talk to me about that.
276
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- About Abbey?
- Yeah.
277
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Well, I love Abbey more than anything.
278
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I wanna spend my life with her.
279
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What's going on there?
280
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She says she loves me,
I know I love her.
281
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- Well, anyway...
- Okay. Wait! No, no, stop.
282
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- Okay.
- So?
283
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So, what?
284
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,008
- Why aren't you with her?
- I don't know.
285
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,385
You'll have to ask her
why she's not with me.
286
00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:05,511
[sighs]
287
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,679
[Antoni] I'm a romantic.
288
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,724
Bringing two people together
who are meant to be...
289
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,351
I think that'd be really sweet.
290
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:16,522
She has always told me I'm the best man
she's ever been with in her life.
291
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:22,820
[Antoni] The more I get to know him, I
realize there's a lot going on underneath.
292
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He's very open about sharing that,
which is such a gift.
293
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,451
You guys might make me look better,
294
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:31,287
but one thing you can't do,
you can't fix ugly.
295
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[all groan]
296
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- You need to stop saying that.
- [Karamo] First thing that has to go.
297
00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:39,337
If this happened seven to ten years ago,
and if you were gay,
298
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you'd be my husband,
so there's nothing ugly about you.
299
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,927
- Do you all want a redneck margarita?
- [Jonathan] I would try one.
300
00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,136
[Karamo] I would try one.
301
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Tequila and Mountain Dew,
that sounds really good.
302
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:53,684
Who doesn't love margaritas
and Mountain Dew and tequila?
303
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,062
- Cheers!
- [all] Cheers!
304
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:59,023
But, honey, that shit was gross AF.
305
00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:00,942
[grunting]
306
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,361
That is the most disgusting shit ever!
307
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,238
- What?!
- Goddamn!
308
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,865
- Put more Mountain Dew in it.
- [laughs]
309
00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,121
♪ Everybody get ready ♪
310
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♪ Three hundred calls in one day
She says I love you so ♪
311
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♪ Well, babe, I hear what you say ♪
312
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[Bobby] I want to give Tom a space that
he could entertain Katie and Chandler,
313
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as well as a lady friend.
314
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,971
So, the only kind of place to do that
is to open up the back of his apartment.
315
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♪ Now don't you worry for me
I'm leaving anyway ♪
316
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[Jonathan] I'll teach Tom it's okay
to have a relationship with yourself,
317
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to take care of yourself.
318
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We've really got to get
the confidence wind beneath his wings.
319
00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:46,154
Right now, he's giving me penguin wind
beneath the wings.
320
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,198
I need him to have pelican wind
beneath the wings.
321
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:54,036
He wears jorts. It's fucking hideous.
Every one of these shorts needs to die.
322
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,624
We need to make sure he's got a version
of that that is more appropriate.
323
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,086
[Antoni] I want Tom to look at his diet
and see it as dynamic.
324
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Something that can evolve.
325
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,591
I hope he gets to see
a different kind of life.
326
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:10,052
[Karamo] My main mission is to get him
to a place where he understands
327
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:14,599
that you are not ugly,
you are a beautiful man inside and out.
328
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:19,312
When we are done with Tom, he is going
to be snatched from head to toe.
329
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:24,192
You know what snatched means?
This is gay terminology 101.
330
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:25,693
Y'all learn what that is.
331
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,744
♪ I was like a piggy
I was stuck ♪
332
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,872
[laughs] This is crazy.
333
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:41,918
[Bobby] Ever think you'd have
gay men blindfolding you
334
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,545
- and taking you somewhere?
- No, I didn't. [chuckles]
335
00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:48,382
- We call this 50 Shades of Gay.
- Oh, 50 Shades of Gay.
336
00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,093
- Are you ready for it?
- Oh, God. I'm ready.
337
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,512
♪ A miracle ♪
338
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,516
♪ Gonna live again somehow ♪
339
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,644
- I'm gonna go ahead and take this off.
- Okay.
340
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,606
- Are we going to the landfill?
- [Bobby] We are, indeed.
341
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,816
[Tom] What are we doing at the landfill?
342
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,027
- [Bobby] You've gotta witness this.
- [Tom] Okay.
343
00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,197
- Welcome.
- [Tom laughs]
344
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:15,409
- [Karamo] Say goodbye.
- Oh, God, you're throwing my chair away!
345
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,995
- We are throwing it in the dump.
- Oh, God.
346
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,289
- [Karamo] It's gotta go.
- It's my favorite chair.
347
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,418
- I'm sorry. It's gotta go.
- It's gotta go, damn.
348
00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,590
It could clean up.
349
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,551
[Karamo] Clean it? No, no, no.
350
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,261
Oh, man.
351
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:36,931
Do you have any final words to say to her?
352
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,641
I'm gonna miss you, darling.
353
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:43,271
- He's had a lot of fun sitting on you.
- Give her one last hug and kiss.
354
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,355
[makes kissing noises]
355
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,107
[Karamo laughs]
356
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,275
[Bobby] All right.
357
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,486
- [Karamo] This is dead and gone.
- Dead and gone.
358
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,447
- [Bobby] Are you ready, Tommy?
- I'm ready.
359
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:56,117
[all] All right. One, two...
360
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,750
[Tom] Blends right in with the trash.
361
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:09,005
Everything that chair symbolized,
everything sitting in your house,
362
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,384
not going out in the world, feeling alone,
that's where it's gone.
363
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,177
- In the trash now.
- Absolutely.
364
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,262
Brand-new me.
365
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:19,432
All right, Tommy,
let's go get you some new furniture.
366
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:24,103
- There's a mattress at the very bottom.
- That might've been from your house, too.
367
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:29,734
[Bobby] We're going to a mattress shop,
368
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,820
- roll around in bed a little.
- [Tom] All right. I can't wait.
369
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:35,948
Tan said he was married.
Are you married?
370
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:38,242
I'm married.
Yep, been together for 13 years.
371
00:18:38,326 --> 00:18:40,661
- Wow.
- We've been together for 13,
372
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:44,290
married for five. Not legal to get married
until five years ago.
373
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,167
Are you the husband or the wife?
374
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,126
Um...
375
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,922
- That is a misconception.
- Yeah, let's unpack that, so, let's do it.
376
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,467
- Yeah, let's do it.
- That's a little sexist.
377
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,678
- Well, I'm sorry.
- [Jonathan] Just lightly so, not majorly.
378
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,348
I get that a lot,
when I'm in a relationship:
379
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,850
"Oh, who wears the pants?"
Even with hetero couples.
380
00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,019
I think those lines are blurred.
381
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,563
- Yeah.
- And, like, whatever role you are,
382
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,315
whether it's like moon or sun,
383
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,777
moon being more feminine energy
and sun being more masculine,
384
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,279
- Uh-huh.
- there's strength to be had in both.
385
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,322
Absolutely.
386
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,784
But I also think that I'd love to have,
like, a rich lawyer,
387
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,662
- who's strong and silent.
- He destroyed everything.
388
00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:25,081
- I did.
- We both wear the pants.
389
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,791
- Okay. That's good.
- [Jonathan] Yeah.
390
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,169
We're going.
Let's go find a gorgeous mattress.
391
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,128
[Tom] Okay.
392
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:35,216
[Bobby] We wanted to come by today
to find our friend Tom a mattress.
393
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,223
[Jonathan] What are we trying?
What are we doing?
394
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:46,644
So, I saw this mattress online
the other day. It's, like, $52,000.
395
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,521
Fifty...? For a mattress?
396
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,524
- So, climb up on there and see.
- 52,000 dollars?
397
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,693
It does look comfortable, though.
398
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,027
- [Tom] Oh, God.
- [Jonathan] Oh, my God.
399
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,904
Well, hey, guys, I'm joining.
400
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,073
[all laughing]
401
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,703
- Oh, my God, Tom.
- This actually feels like a cloud.
402
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:06,247
- Tom, ever shopped for a mattress before?
- No.
403
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:10,876
What? You just said you have never shopped
for a fucking mattress?
404
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:16,340
After my last divorce, I bought mine
from an individual off-line... Online.
405
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:20,428
So, let's never do that again.
They're not the best thing to buy used.
406
00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:25,015
So, with back problems... Um, I have
back problems myself, like I've said.
407
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:28,644
And I've found that sleeping
on a soft mattress is murder.
408
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,895
[Bobby] What about this one?
409
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,897
- It's too soft.
- Too soft? Good.
410
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:36,152
I want to find
a nice memory foam mattress for you.
411
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,405
So, this is a memory one.
It's 100 percent natural.
412
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:41,240
Get on this, see what you think.
413
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,076
[Jonathan] Make it look sexy, now.
414
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,079
- Oh, God, this feels good.
- Right, it's nice, right?
415
00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:50,332
It's slightly soft on top,
but then it stops.
416
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,461
You don't keep sinking down into it
like a marshmallow,
417
00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,130
- but it supports you, right?
- Absolutely.
418
00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,008
This thing is so major.
419
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:03,679
With the research I've done, this is
actually the one I'm hoping you'll like.
420
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,681
Oh, man, this is nice.
421
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,184
Like I'm in the infomercial of my dreams.
422
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,228
As you sleep,
the foam is stretching out your spine.
423
00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:14,857
And it works when you're on your side,
on your stomach, on your back.
424
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,193
- Ooh.
- [Bobby] Feel the support.
425
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,653
Think this is gonna help your love life?
426
00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:21,322
If I find a lady, it will.
427
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:24,325
We'll find that next. Scoot on over.
428
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:30,331
I mean, honestly, it's the prettiest thing
I've ever felt in my gay life.
429
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:32,666
You wouldn't need a recliner anymore.
430
00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:35,753
- Absolutely. I'd like a bed like this.
- [Jonathan] What's this do?
431
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,880
- Ooh, honey!
- [bed vibrating]
432
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,674
- She's a hard vibration, honey.
- She is.
433
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:44,220
Oh, my word, this has got
pleasure chest written all over it.
434
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,598
Oh, my word, I can just imagine
my midwife come in.
435
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:50,684
If you keep at this pace,
you're gonna have this baby.
436
00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:51,852
Strap her up.
437
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,146
[Tom laughs, then Jonathan squeals]
438
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,566
No. [shrieks] She's too close.
439
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,402
Oh, you had a great little, fluffy cloud.
440
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,989
- Oh, she is gorgeous.
- [Bobby] Oh, she looks just like you.
441
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,366
My word.
442
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,953
Well, so, this is this bed.
I had a great time.
443
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,246
I hope you did, too.
444
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,706
[laughing] You guys are crazy.
445
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,960
[Tan] Are you nervous
to have a gay dress you?
446
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,336
- Not at all.
- No?
447
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,088
Gay guys dress great.
448
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:22,341
You know we do,
and I'm so excited to show you this.
449
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,759
- [Tom] I'm excited.
- Yeah.
450
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:25,928
[Tom] I've never been to stores like this.
451
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,431
This is a vintage store.
452
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,602
It's full of fun, it's super well-priced.
453
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,646
If you're on a budget, it's great.
454
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,065
But the reason I wanted to bring you here
455
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,568
is 'cause it's full of fun,
and so are you.
456
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:43,946
You can bring your personality out
in a place like this.
457
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:50,119
I'll take your hat.
You love it, but take that off.
458
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:52,997
And I won't get you out of the hat.
Get a new hat.
459
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,124
Have you ever considered a flat cap?
460
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,544
- Never considered a flat cap.
- Let's give it a go.
461
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,297
- The reason why...
- I probably look stupid in it.
462
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,007
No, you don't look stupid.
463
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:06,677
The reason why I would rather
you have something like a flat cap,
464
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,806
it doesn't cover your face as much.
I want you to stop covering your face
465
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:13,809
'cause you're handsome,
so let's show it off. So...
466
00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:17,771
- It's definitely different.
- It's different. I know.
467
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,232
It's more sophisticated than just a cap.
468
00:23:20,316 --> 00:23:21,984
- Right.
- Let me try one more.
469
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,278
This might be a bit much, but I'll try.
470
00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:26,822
My hair looks terrible,
I wear my hat all day.
471
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,658
You've worn your hat for 25 years,
don't worry about that.
472
00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:31,994
- I don't like that.
- You won't wear that?
473
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,663
- No.
- If you're not loving it, get rid of it.
474
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:36,707
Let's stick with something easier.
475
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:40,044
This is an easy transition,
but it opens up your face more.
476
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,880
- Right, I like that better.
- Good. Oh, my gosh.
477
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:44,423
Amazing.
478
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:49,094
The thing I really wanted you to see
was this.
479
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,139
This wall is color spectrum.
480
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,684
I want you to understand colors
you need to keep away from.
481
00:23:55,768 --> 00:24:00,230
Tom has lupus, and that has given him
a red undertone to his skin.
482
00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,524
There's certain things you can't wear.
483
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:05,194
This is not home for you,
stay away from here.
484
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:08,489
You are not welcome in that home.
This is home for you.
485
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,616
All these colors bring out your eyes.
486
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:14,745
So, even if you're lost in this store,
this is your friend. Yeah?
487
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,247
- Yes.
- That's what I want you to see.
488
00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,375
We'll do the same in your closet,
489
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:23,170
so, when you step into your closet
you know, "This is my space."
490
00:24:23,253 --> 00:24:24,088
Absolutely.
491
00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:26,590
[Jonathan] What's the most
you've spent on a haircut?
492
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,050
- [Tom] Fifteen dollars.
- Work.
493
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,635
[Jonathan] Wanna grow the beard out?
494
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:33,514
- Absolutely. I want a ZZ Top beard.
- Work. I love a ZZ Top beard.
495
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:38,143
But there's still a fair amount of
grooming that goes into a ZZ Top beard.
496
00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:40,604
I'll show you how to give that beard love.
497
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,606
- Okay.
- And we're gonna trim it.
498
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,149
I'll cut your hair off.
499
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,859
- Are you nervous?
- Not really.
500
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:48,070
- I love that, you trust me.
- I do.
501
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,239
That's a good deal. Hey, everybody.
502
00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,532
Hi!
503
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,659
[Jonathan]
Okay, so, come on in, take a seat.
504
00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:57,162
The beard is gonna be
our transformation moment.
505
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:58,455
All about the beard.
506
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,917
What I wanna do is take
a bit of this length off the bottom,
507
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,794
and I wanna taper these sides,
508
00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:05,546
so, it comes in on the face
509
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,590
instead of quite so wide. I'm excited.
510
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:11,468
It's hard to work
with Beyoncé hair in my face.
511
00:25:11,552 --> 00:25:13,512
- You look so cute.
- Don't I?
512
00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,932
♪ We're the catalog girls
Ain't we pretty? ♪
513
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,560
♪ See us on the walls
In the big bright city ♪
514
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,311
♪ Don't you wanna be like us? ♪
515
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:26,233
I remember when I first met you,
you were saying, like,
516
00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,609
you can't fix ugly.
517
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:31,280
But the deal with that is,
no matter how anyone is born,
518
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:34,992
whatever anyone's appearance is,
there's only so much you can do.
519
00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:39,079
One thing you have power over,
but you have to work at it, is confidence.
520
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,999
Confidence is sexy.
Knowing who you are is sexy.
521
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,377
You're such a sweet guy.
And you do have a lot to offer.
522
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:48,714
But if you don't make it seem
that you have a lot to offer,
523
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,716
no one gives you the time of day.
524
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:53,093
- Right.
- Does my hair look insane?
525
00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:55,971
- Yes.
- It does. But it's fierce, I don't care.
526
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,475
See, confidence. Hi! That's what it is.
527
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:03,145
- You're a little cooler though, right?
- No. You're fucking cool.
528
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:07,858
I don't know many people who can rock
a ZZ Top beard really effortlessly.
529
00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,526
Where does this go?
530
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,111
Okay.
531
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:15,741
You know, it's all about a beard.
Beard length, beard shape, it's very now.
532
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:20,078
He's got good stuff to work with,
we just need to show him how.
533
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:23,040
Right now, it's looking real tumbleweed,
534
00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,959
and I want it to be real moisturized.
535
00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,423
Mmm. That smell of cigarette
wafting up your beard is so hot.
536
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,052
[laughing]
537
00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:38,806
- You're crazy.
- I'm sorry.
538
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:43,268
So, Abbey. When you guys were married,
did you have this hair?
539
00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:45,395
- [Tom] Yes.
- And what about the beard?
540
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:49,274
I had a beard, but it was
about like yours, it was tight.
541
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:50,567
Oh, it was tight?
542
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:53,821
So, you don't know
if she likes you with a beard or not?
543
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:59,034
- I'm not sure. I think she does, though.
- Well, I hope so, 'cause I'm leaving it.
544
00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:02,287
The thing with beards is,
you want it to be nice and neat,
545
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,165
but you don't want it to look
like you overdid it.
546
00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:09,002
You wanna mimic your face shape.
You have a nice strong line here,
547
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,587
in your jaw and your cheek.
548
00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,590
We mimic your jawline
with the beard, more square.
549
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:16,718
Okay. I'm starting to look
like a president.
550
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:19,721
- Ulysses S. Grant? Yes, queen. I know.
- Yes.
551
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:24,393
I was literally trying to channel him,
but in 2017 with all sorts of fly style.
552
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:25,644
- Right.
- Ah.
553
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,647
Beard oil.
This is how much you need to use.
554
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:31,400
Just two pumps.
Rub it up all underneath your beard.
555
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:36,029
Oh, God. Yes, balance. Yes, symmetry.
556
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,448
Who gave us permission?
557
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:41,451
- What? What? What?!
- [Jonathan] What are you doing here?
558
00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,830
- You are killing it.
- [Tom] You like this?
559
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,916
You look fresh. What?!
560
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,336
Look at you.
You look like a brand-new man.
561
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,463
- I feel like it, too.
- Yes.
562
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,424
- [Jonathan] Go be good, boys.
- [Karamo] Yes.
563
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:01,054
- [Karamo] You look like a new man.
- I feel like one.
564
00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:02,306
You do?
565
00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:07,352
So, I wanna give you a lesson on
how to make sure you got your swag.
566
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,645
The walk.
567
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:11,648
We've still got some work to do
with the walk.
568
00:28:11,732 --> 00:28:14,610
But there's a piece
that we gotta still fix inside of here.
569
00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:19,114
When was the last time you felt confident
about yourself?
570
00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,742
- Probably about 12 years ago.
- Really?
571
00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,661
- What was going on 12 years ago?
- When I met Abbey.
572
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:26,288
When you met Abbey.
573
00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,541
She was such a beautiful lady
and was interested in me.
574
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:32,669
Got it.
What is something you like about yourself?
575
00:28:32,753 --> 00:28:36,298
- I like my personality, I think I'm funny.
- You're very funny.
576
00:28:37,424 --> 00:28:40,802
Look at you two lovebirds on a park bench.
Look at your face.
577
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:42,429
- You like it?
- It's amazing.
578
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:44,264
- How are you doing?
- How are you?
579
00:28:44,348 --> 00:28:46,058
Oh, my God.
580
00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,976
- You look great.
- Thank you.
581
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:51,980
I can see your eyes.
I wasn't sure what he'd do, but I love it.
582
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:56,735
I like the way he squared it up,
makes me look like Ulysses S. Grant.
583
00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:01,865
I've been hearing you talk about
your ex-wife Abbey a lot.
584
00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,326
- Yeah.
- I know that you have a car show
585
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,662
- that you're going to on Friday.
- [Tom] I do.
586
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:10,457
With all that you've learned,
you're looking good, feeling better.
587
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,750
Absolutely, I am.
588
00:29:11,833 --> 00:29:16,630
I think you should give her a call and,
you know, see if she wants to hang out.
589
00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:19,925
Do you have the guts to call her
and invite her on Friday?
590
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,595
Absolutely, I do.
You want me to call her now?
591
00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:27,599
- Now. No better time than the present.
- [Antoni] Bust out the flip phone.
592
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:29,518
I'll call her.
593
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,105
[line rings]
594
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:36,358
- [Abbey] Hello?
- Hey, darling Abbey, how are you?
595
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,235
Hey, I'm good. What you doing?
596
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:42,114
- How was your day today?
- It was super busy, but it was good.
597
00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,867
- Good. I got a question for you.
- Okay.
598
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:50,956
- I've got a car show coming up.
- Oh, okay.
599
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,417
Do you think you might like to come?
600
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,462
- Yeah, I'd love to.
- Great.
601
00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:00,799
- That sounds awesome.
- I'll send you the details, okay?
602
00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:03,302
- I'll be there.
- Okay, bye.
603
00:30:03,593 --> 00:30:04,511
Bye.
604
00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:05,929
Whoo!
605
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,390
- [Tom] What'd you think?
- I think that went well.
606
00:30:09,016 --> 00:30:09,850
[Karamo] Whoo!
607
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,519
- I think it did.
- Can I tell you? It was perfect.
608
00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,604
- Yeah.
- Sounds like she's into it.
609
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,481
- Yes, she does.
- I'm into it.
610
00:30:16,565 --> 00:30:18,066
[Karamo and Tom chuckle]
611
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:35,459
[Jonathan]
Got it, this boy's ready to be gorgeous.
612
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:36,960
[car horn honking]
613
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,339
- [Bobby] Finally here.
- [Tom] What's up, brother?
614
00:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,507
- Wow, look at you.
- You like it?
615
00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:45,469
- Everything but the jorts.
- You don't like the jorts.
616
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:46,636
I hate the jorts.
617
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,891
- Hair's on point, the beard looks good.
- We're gonna blindfold you.
618
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,269
- [Bobby] Okay, Tom, you ready for this?
- I'm ready.
619
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,229
- Yeah? You sure?
- Yeah.
620
00:30:57,064 --> 00:31:00,400
Oh, come on, man. I'm so damn excited.
621
00:31:00,484 --> 00:31:02,986
On the count of three,
take off the blindfold.
622
00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:05,030
One, two, three.
623
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,240
[Tom] Oh, my God!
624
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,827
Hey, damn. God!
625
00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:13,663
- [Bobby] I told you I was gonna make...
- [Tom] I can't believe!
626
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,248
Damn!
627
00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:18,960
This is... Oh, God.
I can't believe this shit.
628
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,213
[Bobby] Got you some market light,
a new table
629
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:24,716
so you can feed everyone, the family,
the ladies out here.
630
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,636
A little lounge
to have some romantic evenings.
631
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,180
- [Tom] Damn.
- I just wanna cry.
632
00:31:30,263 --> 00:31:32,474
Oh, God.
633
00:31:32,557 --> 00:31:34,226
[Tom] This is great, guys.
634
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:36,186
- [Bobby] Ready for the inside?
- I'm ready.
635
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,938
- All right.
- Oh, my God.
636
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,273
Holy shit!
637
00:31:40,357 --> 00:31:41,441
[laughing]
638
00:31:44,486 --> 00:31:45,404
Damn, guys.
639
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:48,115
- [Bobby] Does it look like the same place?
- [Tom] Hell, no.
640
00:31:57,290 --> 00:32:00,127
I can't bel... Look at my car!
641
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:01,920
Damn!
642
00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,840
[Bobby] The mattress we picked out
for you, it's under here.
643
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:07,259
So, it's gonna help elongate your back.
644
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:11,930
During the day, walk as much as you want
with the ladies and not hurt your back.
645
00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:12,931
Great.
646
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:14,724
- [Bobby] These are recliners.
- [Tom] They are?
647
00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:18,186
- [Bobby] They are, indeed.
- No lubed-up fabric in sight, either.
648
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:19,938
[Bobby] Just push back.
649
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,357
Oh, man.
650
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,277
Do you notice there's not one,
like before, but two?
651
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,195
- Absolutely.
- You know why, right?
652
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,864
- For my lady friend.
- Exactly.
653
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,241
If you open your heart and your mind,
654
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:34,161
knowing there's somebody else
for it, it'll happen.
655
00:32:35,704 --> 00:32:37,497
[Tom] Look at this!
656
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:43,003
[Bobby] You know how you had
the big dresser?
657
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:44,796
- [Tom] Yes.
- You have a huge bathroom.
658
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,424
- I know.
- So, we put a dresser in here for you.
659
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:50,093
My favorite thing,
got rid of that showerhead.
660
00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,636
[Tom] All right.
661
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,514
- God, I love this.
- Whatever that thing was,
662
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:57,517
now you're not gonna have to...
whatever that was.
663
00:32:57,601 --> 00:33:00,687
- And a nice pretty new shower curtain.
- [Tom] Absolutely.
664
00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,648
This is your face sunscreen,
your body sunscreen.
665
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:05,150
This is in the morning.
666
00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,569
We're gonna be naked.
I want it everywhere.
667
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,113
Beard oil,
remember what to do with beard oil?
668
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,908
- Two drops.
- Yes, we just wanna moisturize him.
669
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,910
This beard. It's a him. Who knew?
670
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,954
This is a frozen face mask.
671
00:33:18,038 --> 00:33:19,080
Ooh, that's cold.
672
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,249
Cold stuff removes puffiness.
673
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:25,462
It invigorates the skin,
and it really takes inflammation down.
674
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:29,799
This is, like, the only makeup-y thing
I'll ever show you.
675
00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:32,719
Green stick.
If you're ever going to a major night,
676
00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,888
and you wanna calm your redness down,
677
00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:37,015
just put a little bit on your nose.
678
00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:42,145
It's not gonna get rid of the redness
completely, it just tones it down.
679
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:46,399
And the rule with it is,
if you can see it, you did too much.
680
00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:49,736
But that made a gigantic difference,
look at yourself.
681
00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,113
- It looks good.
- Doesn't that look better?
682
00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,782
- A lot.
- Can you believe?
683
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,075
No.
684
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,994
I'm gonna teach you
how to make a guac from scratch.
685
00:33:58,078 --> 00:34:01,540
We just slice right along the pit.
686
00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:05,710
Introducing things that are fresh
into his diet is so simple.
687
00:34:05,794 --> 00:34:09,297
He had guacamole in restaurants
and had no idea how to make it.
688
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:12,425
So, this pit, the easiest way
to get it out quickly,
689
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:14,886
boom, and it comes right out.
690
00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:18,139
We have our salt,
we have our acid from the lime juice,
691
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:20,392
we have cilantro,
and we have avocado.
692
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:24,187
This is pretty much all that you need
for a guacamole. Mash this up.
693
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,983
One thing I like to add,
I like things super creamy.
694
00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:31,361
I'm, like, a dairy freak.
So, this is tangy Greek yogurt.
695
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:35,448
It has so much less fat than sour cream,
and it has a lot of flavor.
696
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:39,369
I like to put a little spoon of that
in there. Sir, grab a chip.
697
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,789
- You know what to do with that?
- Yeah, I know.
698
00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:47,752
That's delicious.
699
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,255
You're grabbing a second
and you're not done.
700
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:53,008
Four ingredients,
you have an amazing guacamole.
701
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,634
Something you'll make again?
702
00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,094
- Hell, yes.
- Amazing.
703
00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:02,475
- [Tom] Wow, I'm so impressed.
- [Tan] It's beautiful, right?
704
00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:03,435
[Tom] It is.
705
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:06,062
[Tan] We've made it easy
to work your way through.
706
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:07,814
I wanna keep it accessible.
707
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:11,234
You live in a small town.
You can find some awesome products.
708
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,988
When I've found stuff, all I needed to do
was send it to a tailor,
709
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,657
make sure it's my size.
That doesn't cost a lot.
710
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:20,076
- I love this.
- Does it feel like you?
711
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,537
An elevated version of me, the new me.
712
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:25,248
I'm gonna take these from you.
713
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,834
You don't need to wear
these granddad glasses.
714
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,794
- Grandpa glasses.
- Grandpa glasses.
715
00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:31,254
I want you to see these.
716
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,757
You've got beautiful blue eyes,
let's show them off.
717
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,593
Let's get a younger pair
of glasses on you.
718
00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:39,387
They're a bit hip,
but still age-appropriate.
719
00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:42,849
- I like them.
- You feel good?
720
00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:45,352
Absolutely.
I can already tell, absolutely.
721
00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:48,313
- You look handsome.
- I never would've dreamed it.
722
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:49,648
Exactly. Exactly.
723
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:51,566
[humming]
724
00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:02,661
- [Tan] Tom, you ready?
- Yes.
725
00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:04,663
[Tan] I've got someone I want you to see.
726
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,456
- [Tom] Ready.
- Better not be jorts.
727
00:36:06,539 --> 00:36:09,626
I wanna see him in a suit,
that's what I'm betting on.
728
00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:11,419
[all gasping]
729
00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,754
Look at you!
730
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,507
- Hey, guys, what do you think?
- [Antoni] You look amazing.
731
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,966
Aw!
732
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,426
- You like it?
- [Karamo] We love it!
733
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,512
Let's see how somebody else feels.
734
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,390
[Tom]
Wow, Katie, what are you doing here?
735
00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,934
- [Katie] You look awesome.
- You like it?
736
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,061
- Look at you.
- Hey, Chandler, buddy.
737
00:36:28,144 --> 00:36:31,147
- [Katie] Who's that?
- [Tom] What's up? Come here.
738
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,734
Yeah, that's my buddy.
739
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:37,320
- You got new glasses.
- Yes, you like them?
740
00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:40,031
Yeah. You look so good, Dad.
741
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:43,034
[Tan] This isn't the only look.
We've got more looks.
742
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:49,874
If you ever find
you can't take something to a tailor,
743
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:51,835
- roll that up a little bit.
- Right.
744
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:55,213
It'll show that you've put some thought
into your look.
745
00:36:55,296 --> 00:36:59,092
We're giving you layers,
so, you're not focusing on one area.
746
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:03,888
When you look from the side, you'll look
so much slimmer than you did earlier on.
747
00:37:03,972 --> 00:37:07,016
- I like it.
- I'm dying for them to see. Come on.
748
00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:08,768
- Okay, kids.
- [Jonathan] Look at this.
749
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,104
- The cool...
- [Karamo] Oh, yes.
750
00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,814
- What do you think?
- [Katie] So cool.
751
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:16,234
- That's what shorts that fit look like.
- [Tom] Absolutely.
752
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:21,573
Yes, yes, yes.
753
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:25,243
- [Karamo] You two are matching.
- Oh, we are, look at this.
754
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:27,829
Mwah!
755
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:33,084
Seeing Tom at the end of the week
was such a juxtaposition
756
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:36,379
from when we first met him.
God, all laughs and all smiles,
757
00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,882
but you could tell something was going on.
758
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,800
- I had a great time.
- [Tan] We did, too.
759
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:41,968
I'm gonna miss you.
760
00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:44,637
You can't teach an old dog new tricks?
Not true,
761
00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:48,057
you can reinvent yourself
and learn new things when you want.
762
00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:51,269
First couple of days,
you kept saying you can't fix ugly
763
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:54,689
- and it broke my heart.
- You all have fixed ugly. [chuckles]
764
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,691
We have fallen in love with you,
765
00:37:56,775 --> 00:38:00,862
and I didn't really expect
to have this moment with you,
766
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,031
and you are such an amazing man.
767
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:06,743
- Guys, you're making me cry.
- [Karamo] It's okay.
768
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,454
[Tan] We love you, Tom,
you're such a good man.
769
00:38:20,131 --> 00:38:21,466
- I'm sorry.
- [Karamo] No.
770
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,719
- I'm gonna miss all of you guys. Cheers.
- [Antoni] Cheers.
771
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:28,723
♪ This time, this time ♪
772
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,476
♪ There's no turning ♪
773
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,228
- [Jonathan] Bye, Tom. Love you.
- [Karamo] Bye, Tom.
774
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,063
- [Bobby] See you.
- You all be careful.
775
00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:38,066
- [Bobby] Good job, guys.
- [Jonathan] Good job.
776
00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:40,318
Bye.
777
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,540
[Antoni]
Mm. Just the right amount of head.
778
00:38:53,623 --> 00:38:54,791
[Karamo] Thanks, babe.
779
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,919
[Jonathan]
Cheers. Oh, Bobby, here you go.
780
00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,088
Oh, thank you, boo boo.
781
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,423
- [Antoni] Where's Tan?
- [Bobby] Come on, come on.
782
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,384
- All right, Tom Jackson time.
- Yes.
783
00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:11,808
He's putting on his eye mask.
784
00:39:11,891 --> 00:39:14,853
[Tom] Leave that on for just a minute.
I can't see.
785
00:39:14,936 --> 00:39:17,856
He's taken his glasses off
so he can't see.
786
00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,608
- You took them off too soon.
- Get a shirt.
787
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:26,322
I like that print.
Was he supposed to keep the undershirt on?
788
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:29,367
Older men do. I'm fine with that.
I'm not hating that.
789
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:33,121
- My dad wears one.
- [Tom] I'll look good for Abbey. Ah.
790
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:34,455
[Tom] My shirt's too tight.
791
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,000
Oh, he's not sure to do it open or closed.
792
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:40,795
- Oh, come on, Tom, I told you to layer.
- [Bobby] Yeah, get that off, Tommers.
793
00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:45,466
[Bobby] Hold on,
why is he going back to the outfit?
794
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:48,636
- [Antoni] It's Groundhog Day right now.
- [Karamo] What are you doing, Tom?
795
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,514
He's going back to the outfit
he's comfortable in.
796
00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,099
It looks more dressed up.
797
00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:56,060
That wasn't his date-night look,
that was day wear.
798
00:39:57,645 --> 00:40:00,064
Get a nicer shirt, good for you.
799
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:03,151
- I'm not hating this outfit.
- [Bobby] The khaki with the blue.
800
00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,110
[Antoni] Dig the kicks.
801
00:40:04,193 --> 00:40:06,821
He looks ten years younger
with just his outfit.
802
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,032
God, I wish I had time
for a mani-pedi.
803
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:12,035
That nail, he could climb trees
with those toenails.
804
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,787
- You can clip those, it's okay.
- [Antoni] What he's doing?
805
00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:19,918
Where are we going?
Yes, sunscreen, control those flare-ups.
806
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,712
In the last three minutes,
807
00:40:22,795 --> 00:40:27,133
he has done 750 percent more skin care
than he's done in his life.
808
00:40:27,216 --> 00:40:30,887
- Okay, we're going in for green stick.
- [Karamo] Good job, green stick.
809
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:34,015
- First I've heard about green stick.
- Oh, shit.
810
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,353
Hit your nose,
that's where the redness is.
811
00:40:38,978 --> 00:40:41,147
Look at that, he looks cute.
812
00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,733
[Karamo cheers]
813
00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:46,569
- He looks adorable.
- [Tan] Actually, he looks cool.
814
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,446
I look cool. [chuckles]
815
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:52,075
He's finding a balance
in between old Tom and new Tom.
816
00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:54,869
This is how we kind of found him,
just refined.
817
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,537
Okay, let's go to the car show.
818
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,375
[engine starts]
819
00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,595
[horn honking]
820
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:15,974
- [friend 1] There's Tom.
- You look vaguely familiar.
821
00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:20,311
Oh, yeah, he wants to be seen now.
No more fading in the background for Tom.
822
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:24,107
- [friend 1] How are you doing?
- He looks vaguely familiar.
823
00:41:24,190 --> 00:41:27,860
- What do you think, guys?
- [friend 2] Look at you. All right.
824
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,572
Look at that smile and baby blues.
825
00:41:31,656 --> 00:41:33,241
[Tan] Look how happy
they all look to see him.
826
00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,575
[Bob] Look at that beard.
827
00:41:34,659 --> 00:41:37,078
- Where's this lovely lady?
- Where's the lady?
828
00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:41,457
[all] Oh!
829
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:42,917
- [Antoni] What's going on?
- [Karamo] She came.
830
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,211
- [Bob] Lookie here.
- [Tom] Oh, my.
831
00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:47,630
- Damn, holy shit!
- [Bob] Look at you.
832
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,966
There's good old Tom, still in there.
833
00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:54,262
You look so good.
Oh, my gosh, you look different.
834
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,849
Oh, God, oh, Abbey.
835
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,143
- Aw. She's pretty.
- She is.
836
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,310
Yeah.
837
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:04,480
- My gosh, I love your glasses.
- You like my new glasses?
838
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:06,399
I love your glasses, I do.
839
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,985
I love how Southern women dress up.
840
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,361
She looks so sweet.
841
00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,196
- [Tom] Wanna look at some cars?
- [Abbey] Sure.
842
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,032
- Will you hold my hand?
- Sure.
843
00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:17,660
He's literally, like,
acing the intimacy test.
844
00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:20,246
- [Tom] It's nice.
- [Abbey] It's like a '65, no '66.
845
00:42:20,329 --> 00:42:22,957
Oh, my God, she knows about cars?
846
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,920
Would you like to possibly come back
and look at my new apartment?
847
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:29,130
I'd love to.
848
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:35,845
[Jonathan] Hold on to your panties.
849
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:38,806
He's about to take you
for a ride, girl, yes.
850
00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,894
- [Abbey] Tell me what's been going on.
- [Tom] Oh, God, I've had so much fun.
851
00:42:44,020 --> 00:42:46,856
- I became really good friends with them.
- Did you?
852
00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:47,899
Yes, I did.
853
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:51,694
When we were saying bye, I started crying.
854
00:42:51,778 --> 00:42:52,904
[Abbey] Aw.
855
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,573
- And they did, too.
- That's so sweet.
856
00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:00,703
[cheering]
857
00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:04,457
- Welcome, my love.
- He lets her out of the car, great.
858
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,251
Welcome to my house, my new house.
859
00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:10,379
My God, now she's gonna see it
for the first time.
860
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:12,799
- Wow. Oh, my gosh.
- What do you think?
861
00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:16,094
[Abbey] Look at the lights
and the little seating area.
862
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:19,847
- I can't believe the change.
- [Tom] They did a wonderful job.
863
00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:22,975
- [Abbey] Yes.
- You wanna come in and see my new place?
864
00:43:23,059 --> 00:43:26,729
- He's kind of putting it on.
- Oh, Tom is a player.
865
00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:32,777
Oh, my gosh! I don't believe this,
Thomas, this is amazing.
866
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:35,947
- [Tom] Do you believe this?
- It's like a hotel room.
867
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:39,951
- Sit down there. What do you think?
- Oh, wow, this is nice.
868
00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:41,327
These are awesome.
869
00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:44,914
That was a little moment.
870
00:43:44,997 --> 00:43:47,208
- His and hers.
- Absolutely.
871
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:49,377
His and hers.
872
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,170
- His and hers.
- [Tan] His and hers.
873
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,422
He really loves his space.
874
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:57,051
[Tom] You've never been over here
to eat like this with me.
875
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,595
No, I haven't. This is amazing.
876
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:06,310
- Lighting the candles, setting the mood.
- Good job, Tommy.
877
00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:08,479
I've never had this in a restaurant,
have you?
878
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,564
Mmm.
879
00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,942
- Antoni taught me to make this.
- Mm.
880
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:16,445
- [Jonathan] Look at that finger action.
- Aw. She's touching him.
881
00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:20,283
- Things are happening.
- You did a great job.
882
00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:24,287
- Are you impressed?
- I'm very impressed.
883
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:25,496
Yes!
884
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:27,331
You look great.
885
00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,878
What is it that you liked the most
about being with the five guys?
886
00:44:32,545 --> 00:44:34,088
I loved their personalities,
887
00:44:34,755 --> 00:44:39,760
and I've never hung with gay guys before,
and they were great.
888
00:44:39,844 --> 00:44:40,970
[all laugh]
889
00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:44,807
They were so open with me,
and I was open with them.
890
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:47,643
- Sure was.
- I'm glad that you had the experience.
891
00:44:47,727 --> 00:44:49,353
I am, too.
892
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:51,314
- You deserve it.
- Thank you.
893
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:53,941
Would you like to do this again?
894
00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:55,276
I would love that.
895
00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:57,862
Would you like to go to dinner
next Saturday night?
896
00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,031
He's asking for a dinner date.
897
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,283
Yes, I would love to.
898
00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:03,451
Yes!
899
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,580
[Tom] I love the Fab 5.
900
00:45:07,663 --> 00:45:09,290
They made me feel great.
901
00:45:09,373 --> 00:45:14,295
For the last ten or 15 years,
all I did was come home,
902
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:19,634
fix me a redneck margarita
and watch TV, I never went out.
903
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,886
But I am going to live healthier.
904
00:45:21,969 --> 00:45:26,891
I'm already looking
a hell of a lot better. [chuckles]
905
00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:30,144
And I'm just moving on with my life.
906
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:33,981
- Let's toast.
- To the new, improved Thomas.
907
00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:38,027
- Don't we love our Tom?
- Yes. Oh, Tom.
908
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:40,154
- Gosh, I miss Tom.
- Cheers to Tom.
909
00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:44,158
All human beings have a commonality.
More so than anyone thinks.
910
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:47,161
- We're all really exactly the same.
- Yes.
911
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:51,123
We all are born,
we all grow up wanting to be loved,
912
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,709
we all become an adult searching for love.
913
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:57,004
It doesn't matter if it's gay or straight.
914
00:45:57,088 --> 00:46:01,342
A common thread that holds every human
together is that we wanna be loved.
915
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:02,426
Yes.
916
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:04,261
- To Tom.
- [all] To Tom.
917
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,565
Don't get stuck in a rut
with your margarita.
918
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:18,109
Add some jalapeños...
919
00:46:19,235 --> 00:46:22,029
or cilantro, but not for Jonathan.
920
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,364
He hates cilantro.
921
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,950
But he loves margs.
922
00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,620
Mmm.
923
00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:31,706
That's gorgeous, Antoni.
924
00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,105
♪ You came into my life ♪
925
00:46:56,897 --> 00:47:00,192
♪ And my world never looked so bright ♪
926
00:47:00,735 --> 00:47:03,738
♪ It's true
You bring out the best in me ♪
927
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:07,992
♪ When you are around ♪
928
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,955
♪ Things keep getting better ♪
929
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:17,793
♪ Better ♪
930
00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,337
♪ Things keep getting better ♪
931
00:47:24,050 --> 00:47:25,134
♪ Better ♪
932
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,928
♪ Things keep getting better ♪