1 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,070 The news never ends. 2 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,011 This is 1080 GCR. 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,139 You get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:15,933 --> 00:00:16,933 Good morning. 5 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:20,228 It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. 6 00:00:20,396 --> 00:00:22,730 I'm Stan I. Brooks, and here's what's happening. 7 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,108 It's day 18 of the garbage strike, 8 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,902 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 9 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:30,029 Even the nicest sections of the city 10 00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:31,447 are looking like slums. 11 00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,324 Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is 12 00:00:33,409 --> 00:00:35,118 declaring a city-wide state of emergency 13 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,911 for the first time in decades. 14 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:39,199 There's no need to wait until somebody dies 15 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,915 or comes down with typhoid fever. 16 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,084 It's already a serious situation. 17 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,354 It's something that affects 18 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:45,498 almost everyone in the city, 19 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:47,672 no matter who they are or where they live. 20 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,049 You can't go down no one avenue 21 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:52,135 without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 22 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,530 It's starting to affect my business 23 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,823 when customers can't get in here 24 00:00:54,847 --> 00:00:56,639 because of the garbage situation. 25 00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,535 I'm not out that long to smell it, 26 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,393 but I think to look at it, it's terrible. 27 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,019 It don't affect me except 28 00:01:02,104 --> 00:01:03,730 for the very bad smell here. 29 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,897 It's horrific. 30 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,274 It's a mess. 31 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:07,752 I've been in this country for 50 years, 32 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:09,216 and I've never seen anything like it. 33 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:10,820 What is this world coming to? 34 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:12,071 Put 'em in a room, 35 00:01:12,156 --> 00:01:13,717 let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with. 36 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,950 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 37 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,411 The idea of the National Guard moving in 38 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:19,954 and cleaning up is a good idea. 39 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,242 In other news, 40 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:22,890 the building industry and landlords today 41 00:01:22,958 --> 00:01:24,459 expressed concern over the latest 42 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,335 increase in heating oil prices. 43 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,712 Renters in the metro area 44 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,213 are certain to feel the pinch... 45 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:05,894 Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? 46 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:06,918 Nice outfit, pal. 47 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,354 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be 48 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:10,004 a good one. You know that, right? 49 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:12,317 - Hey! Hey! - Grab it! 50 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:13,341 Go, go, go! 51 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:14,675 Hey! 52 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,052 He's coming! 53 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,721 Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. 54 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,450 - Look at him running. - Let's go! 55 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,474 Stop them! 56 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,495 Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car! 57 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:27,216 Where's your sign, clown? 58 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,232 Hey! 59 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,071 Go, clown! Come on! 60 00:02:35,239 --> 00:02:36,322 Stop them! 61 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:39,617 Go! Come on! 62 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,287 Stop them! 63 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,081 Come on, run! 64 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:48,584 Hey! 65 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,337 You fucking... 66 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,927 Oh, shit! Good hit. 67 00:02:58,095 --> 00:02:59,846 Come on! Beat his ass up. 68 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,813 Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing. 69 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,850 Harder! Harder! 70 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,268 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 71 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,687 Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go! 72 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,160 Ha! 73 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,250 Is it just me, 74 00:04:54,419 --> 00:04:56,921 or is it getting crazier out there? 75 00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:03,344 - It is certainly tense. - Hmm. 76 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,721 People are upset. 77 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,766 They're struggling. Looking for work. 78 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,309 These are tough times. 79 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,730 How about you? 80 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,442 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 81 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,988 Yes, ma'am. 82 00:05:23,532 --> 00:05:24,907 Great. 83 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,368 Did you bring it with you? 84 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:33,040 Arthur. 85 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,543 Last time, I asked you to bring your journal 86 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,294 with you for these appointments. 87 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,338 Can I see it? 88 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:54,186 I've been using it as a journal, 89 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,732 but also as a joke diary. 90 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:02,236 Funny thoughts or observations. 91 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:04,530 I think I told you 92 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,783 I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 93 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,830 No, you didn't. 94 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,292 I think I did. 95 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:28,763 "I just hope my death makes more sense than my life." 96 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,114 How does it feel to have to come here? 97 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:50,284 Does it help to have someone to talk to? 98 00:06:54,331 --> 00:06:55,581 I think I felt better 99 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,666 when I was locked up in the hospital. 100 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:00,961 And have you thought more about 101 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:03,714 why you were locked up? 102 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,222 Who knows? 103 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,147 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor 104 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:22,149 to increase my medication. 105 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,491 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 106 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:34,411 Surely, they must be doing something. 107 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,126 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 108 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,372 Would you please stop bothering my kid? 109 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,603 I wasn't bothering him. I was... 110 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:23,836 Just stop. 111 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,180 What? You think that's funny? 112 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,106 I'm sorry. I have a... 113 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,907 I'm sorry. 114 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,080 Happy, did you check the mail 115 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,475 before you came up? 116 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,227 Yeah, Mom. 117 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,688 Nothing. 118 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,461 And finally, tonight, 119 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,486 just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 120 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:55,946 authorities are saying 121 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:58,490 the city is under siege by scores of rats. 122 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,950 And not just any rats, 123 00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,161 but super rats, who are hard to kill. 124 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,246 He must not be getting my letters. 125 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,414 Yeah. 126 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:07,666 It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. 127 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,251 He's a busy man. 128 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:13,130 Please. I worked for that family for years. 129 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,591 The least he could do is write back. 130 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:20,304 Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. 131 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:21,472 You need to eat. 132 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,267 You need to eat. Look how skinny you are. 133 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,497 Both victims were taken to Gotham General. 134 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,646 Sounds like 135 00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:30,875 the city needs to find the Pied Piper. 136 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,567 He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 137 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,529 Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? 138 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,491 Well, everybody on the news. 139 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,826 He's the only one who could save the city. 140 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,328 He owes it to us. 141 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,749 Come sit. It's starting. 142 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,709 Yay, Murray. 143 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:55,005 From NCB Studios in Gotham City, 144 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,467 it's Live with Murray Franklin! 145 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:02,554 Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... 146 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,931 Oh, Sandra Winger's on. 147 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,226 And the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. 148 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,520 Joining Murray, as always, 149 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,272 Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. 150 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,109 And now, without further ado, 151 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,028 Murray Franklin. 152 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,167 Thank you. 153 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,461 Thank you. 154 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,964 We got a great-looking audience tonight. 155 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,258 Yeah! 156 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,135 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 157 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,636 Thank you. 158 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,722 So, everybody's heard about the super rats that 159 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,225 - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. 160 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,687 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 161 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,397 You ready for this? 162 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,648 Super cats. 163 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:00,798 But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... 164 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,322 I love you, Murray! 165 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,492 I love you, too. 166 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,996 Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? 167 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,164 Who is that? 168 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,499 Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? 169 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,585 Stand up for me. 170 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:15,752 Go ahead. 171 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,634 What's your name? 172 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:25,179 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 173 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,014 - Arthur? - My name's Arthur. 174 00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,909 Oh, okay. Well, there's something special about you, 175 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:29,975 Arthur, I could tell. 176 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,143 Where are you from? 177 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,020 I live right here in the city 178 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,148 with my mother. 179 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:37,418 Okay, hold on. Hold on. 180 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,586 There's nothing funny about that. 181 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,278 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 182 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,281 I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, 183 00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:45,449 and he never came back. 184 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:46,575 Aww. 185 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,660 I know what that's like, Murray. 186 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,371 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 187 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,290 I take good care of my mother. 188 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,380 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 189 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,548 She does. 190 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:06,261 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 191 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:09,056 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 192 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,599 Aww. 193 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:13,977 Wow. 194 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:19,483 I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. 195 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,486 Come on. For that, you gotta come down. 196 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,131 Come on! Come on. 197 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,038 Come on. 198 00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,514 Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. 199 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,474 We'll be right back. 200 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,643 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 201 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,562 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. 202 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,938 It made my day. 203 00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,314 Thanks, Murray. 204 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,400 You see all this, the lights, the show, 205 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,776 the audience, all that stuff? 206 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:04,171 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat 207 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,362 to have a kid like you. 208 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,967 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 209 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,658 Another day in chuckle town. 210 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:52,826 Yup. 211 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,456 You okay? 212 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,918 I heard about the beatdown you took. 213 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,754 Fucking savages. 214 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,716 It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. 215 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,842 No. 216 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,345 They'll take everything from you if you do that. 217 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,846 All the crazy shit out there. 218 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:15,098 They're animals. 219 00:16:19,604 --> 00:16:20,896 You know what? 220 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,152 Here. 221 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,072 What is it? 222 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,615 Take it. 223 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:33,617 It's for you. 224 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:40,040 You gotta protect yourself out there. 225 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,292 Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked. 226 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,087 Randall, 227 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,174 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 228 00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,177 Don't sweat it, Art. 229 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,221 No one has to know. 230 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,723 And you can pay me back some other time. 231 00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:58,100 You know you're my boy. 232 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,311 Arthur, 233 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:03,438 Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 234 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,692 Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? 235 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,984 No idea. 236 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,986 Do you people call it miniature golf 237 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,530 or is it just golf to you? 238 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,286 Punch him in the dick, Gary. 239 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,888 Hello, Hoyt. 240 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,558 Gary said you wanted to see me. 241 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,644 How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? 242 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:43,770 Not quite. 243 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,064 Just been working on my material. 244 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,150 No, don't sit. This'll be quick. 245 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,818 Look, I like you, Arthur. 246 00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,403 You know, a lot of the guys, 247 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,127 they think you're a freak, but I like you. 248 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,657 I don't even know why I like you. 249 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,951 But I got another complaint. 250 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,455 It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 251 00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,457 The guy said you disappeared. 252 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,000 Never even returned his sign. 253 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,669 Because I got jumped. 254 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,755 Didn't you hear? 255 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:11,673 For a sign? 256 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,009 That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. 257 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:16,136 Just get him his sign back. 258 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,680 He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. 259 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:20,640 Why would I keep his sign? 260 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:23,560 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 261 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:26,855 If you don't return the sign, 262 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,065 I gotta take it out of your paycheck. 263 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,276 Are we clear? 264 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,572 Listen, I'm trying to help you. 265 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,699 Okay? And I'll tell you something else. 266 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,242 The other guys, 267 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,167 they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, 268 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,205 because people think you're weird. 269 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,208 Okay? And I can't have that around me. 270 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,050 Wait, wait, wait. 271 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:38,218 Wait. 272 00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,597 Thank you. 273 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,205 This building is so awful, isn't it? 274 00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:11,543 This building is so awful, right, Mommy? 275 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,129 Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. 276 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,631 It's so awful, Mommy. 277 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,342 Right, Mommy? 278 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,810 - Good night. - This building's 279 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,163 - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 280 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,651 Hey. 281 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,367 Come on. 282 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,964 The moon is a silver dollar 283 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,051 Shining up in the sky 284 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,678 That's the dream we can buy... 285 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,083 - Look up. - Mmm. 286 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,223 Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. 287 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,268 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 288 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,467 What do you think he's gonna do? 289 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,897 He's gonna help us. 290 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,985 But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? 291 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,029 Why would he help us? 292 00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:23,782 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 293 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:27,243 If he knew how we were living, 294 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:30,872 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 295 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,918 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 296 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,672 I don't want you worrying about money, Mom. 297 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,132 Or me. 298 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:42,759 Everybody's telling me 299 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,470 that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. 300 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:49,265 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 301 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,476 - What do you mean? - I mean... 302 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,938 Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 303 00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:26,761 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 304 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,180 The world is in a mess 305 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,558 With politics and taxes And people grinding axes 306 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,809 There's no happiness 307 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,354 Happiness is not a riddle 308 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:39,232 When I'm listening to that Big bass fiddle 309 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,579 Slap that bass Slap it till its dizzy 310 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,998 Slap that bass Keep the rhythm busy 311 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,876 Zoom, zoom, zoom Misery, you've got to go... 312 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,836 Hey, what's your name? 313 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:02,047 Arthur. 314 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:06,301 Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. 315 00:23:07,011 --> 00:23:08,136 I know. 316 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,930 You know who's not? Him. 317 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,480 Happy, what was that? Are you okay? 318 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:19,689 Mom, what? 319 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,983 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 320 00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,402 I'm watching an old war movie! 321 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,071 Turn it down! 322 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,572 Um... 323 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,120 Sorry, Mom. 324 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,967 You good? 325 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,871 It's nice to see these couples out at my show. 326 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,040 I have a wife. We love to role-play. 327 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:03,835 - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. 328 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,503 My favorite one right now is 329 00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:08,631 professor and senior who really needs 330 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:10,049 to pass my class to graduate. 331 00:25:11,218 --> 00:25:12,468 Yes. 332 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,305 So, I'll tell you how I operate. 333 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,598 I'm a professor at 334 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,201 a prestigious New England university... 335 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:23,605 And my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ." 336 00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,816 I know. I know. 337 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:30,153 Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. 338 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,114 So, she comes to me during my office hours. 339 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,883 It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. 340 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,244 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." 341 00:25:38,412 --> 00:25:40,330 I can't use my real last name at this college 342 00:25:40,497 --> 00:25:42,040 'cause they don't hire Jews. 343 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,126 It's something I'll address 344 00:25:45,211 --> 00:25:46,836 once I have tenure, but for now... 345 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,172 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, 346 00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:50,567 I think I might be in danger of failing 347 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:51,799 your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' 348 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,092 and I just want you to know 349 00:25:53,177 --> 00:25:54,928 I'm willing to do anything to pass." 350 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:59,140 And I said, "Anything?" And she said... 351 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,917 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 352 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,461 Were you following me today? 353 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:15,758 Yeah. 354 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,470 I thought that was you. 355 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,724 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 356 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,311 I have a gun. 357 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,104 I could come by tomorrow. 358 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,026 You're so funny, Arthur. 359 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,571 Yeah. 360 00:27:36,739 --> 00:27:39,240 You know, I do stand-up comedy. 361 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,160 You should maybe come see a show sometime. 362 00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:44,203 I could do that. 363 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,496 Yeah? 364 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,457 Yeah. You'll let me know when? 365 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:48,624 Yeah. 366 00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,759 If you're happy and you know it 367 00:27:57,843 --> 00:27:59,010 Wiggle your ears 368 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,094 Wiggle your ears 369 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:02,388 If you're happy and you know it 370 00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:04,724 Wiggle your ears 371 00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:07,143 If you're happy and you know it 372 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:09,312 And you really want to show it 373 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,481 If you're happy and you know it 374 00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:12,690 Wiggle your ears 375 00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:16,069 If you're happy and you know it 376 00:28:16,153 --> 00:28:18,613 Stomp your feet 377 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,698 If you're happy and you know it 378 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:23,076 Stomp your feet 379 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,453 If you're happy and you know it 380 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,663 And you really want to show it 381 00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:29,957 If you're happy and you know it 382 00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,292 Stomp your feet 383 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,170 If you're happy and you know it 384 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,671 Shout "hurray" 385 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,006 Shout "hurray" 386 00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,092 If you're happy and you know it 387 00:28:39,176 --> 00:28:40,593 Shout "hurray" 388 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:41,821 Shout "hurray" 389 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:43,304 If you're happy and you know it 390 00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,069 And you really want to 391 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:49,185 Hoyt, please, I love this job. 392 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:51,562 Arthur, I need to know why 393 00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,773 you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. 394 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:56,901 It's a prop. It's part of my act now. 395 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,903 That's bullshit. Bullshit. 396 00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,155 What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? 397 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,282 Besides, Randall told me 398 00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:06,327 you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 399 00:29:06,495 --> 00:29:07,537 Randall told you that? 400 00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,832 You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. 401 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:12,079 You're fired! 402 00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:39,462 Jefferson Street. 403 00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:40,987 Next stop, Ninth Ave. 404 00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,427 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. 405 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,576 We should've just stayed. 406 00:29:46,743 --> 00:29:49,412 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. 407 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,933 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? 408 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,040 She was in love. 409 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,728 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 410 00:29:54,835 --> 00:29:57,170 Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 411 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:01,836 Hey, you want some French fries? 412 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,887 Hello? 413 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,347 Talking to you. Hey. 414 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,057 No, thank you. 415 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,270 You sure? 416 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:17,273 They're real good. 417 00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:22,862 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 418 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,239 Whoo... 419 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,474 Is something funny, asshole? 420 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,063 Bitch! 421 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,822 Isn't it rich? 422 00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:10,117 Are we a pair? 423 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:15,248 Me here at last on the ground 424 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:18,417 And you in mid-air 425 00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,587 Send in the clowns 426 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,510 Isn't it bliss? 427 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,972 Don't you approve? 428 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,141 One who keeps tearing around 429 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,144 And one who can't move 430 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:40,481 Where are the clowns? 431 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:44,360 There ought to be clowns 432 00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:57,039 So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? 433 00:31:57,207 --> 00:31:58,833 Nothing. 434 00:32:02,879 --> 00:32:04,171 I have... I have a condition. 435 00:32:04,881 --> 00:32:06,841 I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. 436 00:32:06,925 --> 00:32:08,050 Whoa! 437 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,929 Please, stop! 438 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,932 We got a kicker, huh? 439 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,892 Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady. 440 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,063 Stay down, freak! 441 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,459 Hey! 442 00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:05,084 Ninth Avenue. 443 00:33:05,108 --> 00:33:06,275 Next stop, Hunter's Point. 444 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:07,777 Hey! 445 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,660 Stand clear of the closing doors. 446 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,199 Shit. Shit. 447 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,666 I read it was a guy in full makeup. 448 00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,294 No, it says right here it was a mask. 449 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:55,588 Either way, I think it's good for business. 450 00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,090 They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. 451 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,466 Big man, what's the good word? 452 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,634 Hey. 453 00:37:03,763 --> 00:37:05,973 Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. 454 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,433 Sorry, mate. 455 00:37:07,601 --> 00:37:08,601 Yeah. 456 00:37:09,269 --> 00:37:10,519 It doesn't seem fair, 457 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,563 getting fired like that. 458 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:14,857 Did you really bring a gun 459 00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,358 to the children's hospital, Artie? 460 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:18,903 What the fuck would you do that for? 461 00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,506 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 462 00:37:20,530 --> 00:37:21,632 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, 463 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,925 you're just gonna shoot yourself? 464 00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:25,701 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 465 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:27,828 It was his gun. 466 00:37:28,288 --> 00:37:29,849 - What? - I still owe you for that, 467 00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:30,915 don't I? 468 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:32,833 What the fuck are you talking about? 469 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,169 Stop talking out of your ass, Art. 470 00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,675 Oh, no! 471 00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,137 I forgot to punch out. 472 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,604 And turns to sorrow 473 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,984 King of all Hear me call 474 00:38:00,111 --> 00:38:04,698 Hear my name Carnival 475 00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,711 And as our city tries to make sense 476 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:21,340 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, 477 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,008 we're joined by Thomas Wayne. 478 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,427 Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. 479 00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:26,762 Yes, Mother. 480 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,324 Thanks for having me on, Chuck. 481 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,640 They're asking him about 482 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,183 those horrible subway murders. 483 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,631 Thank you, Thomas. I know 484 00:38:32,686 --> 00:38:34,436 this is a difficult time for you. 485 00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,271 Why him? 486 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,315 Looks like he's gained weight. 487 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,563 Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. 488 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,569 Good, decent, educated. 489 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,364 Although I didn't know any of them personally. 490 00:38:47,075 --> 00:38:48,492 Like all Wayne employees, 491 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,869 past and present, they're family. 492 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:52,757 Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. 493 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,266 There now seems to be 494 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:56,542 a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 495 00:38:56,710 --> 00:38:58,877 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents 496 00:38:58,962 --> 00:39:01,171 are taking the side of the killer. 497 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,007 Yes, and it's a shame. 498 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,466 It's one of the reasons why 499 00:39:04,551 --> 00:39:05,831 I'm considering a run for mayor. 500 00:39:06,636 --> 00:39:08,846 Gotham's lost its way. 501 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:10,764 What about the eyewitness report 502 00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,559 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 503 00:39:13,727 --> 00:39:15,728 Well, it makes total sense to me. 504 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,135 What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? 505 00:39:18,273 --> 00:39:20,107 Someone who hides behind a mask. 506 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,151 Someone who is envious 507 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:25,654 of those more fortunate than themselves, 508 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:29,158 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 509 00:39:29,325 --> 00:39:32,244 And until those kind of people change for the better, 510 00:39:32,412 --> 00:39:35,998 those of us who have made something of our lives 511 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,500 will always look at those who haven't 512 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,794 as nothing but clowns. 513 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,882 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 514 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:46,050 It's not funny. 515 00:40:07,781 --> 00:40:10,032 I heard this song on the radio the other day, 516 00:40:12,869 --> 00:40:16,872 and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. 517 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:19,124 Arthur... 518 00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:20,459 Which is crazy, 519 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,881 because that's my clown name at work. 520 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,426 And until a little while ago, 521 00:40:30,678 --> 00:40:33,180 it was like nobody ever saw me. 522 00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:37,601 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 523 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:40,395 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 524 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:45,150 You don't listen, do you? 525 00:40:46,820 --> 00:40:50,823 I don't think you ever really hear me. 526 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:54,701 You just ask the same questions every week. 527 00:40:54,869 --> 00:40:58,163 "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" 528 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:02,918 All I have are negative thoughts, 529 00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:05,921 but you don't listen anyway. 530 00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:09,466 I said, for my whole life, 531 00:41:09,634 --> 00:41:12,845 I didn't know if I even really existed. 532 00:41:14,055 --> 00:41:15,764 But I do. 533 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:21,145 And people are starting to notice. 534 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,648 They've cut our funding. 535 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,483 We're closing down our offices next week. 536 00:41:28,194 --> 00:41:30,112 The city has cut funding across the board. 537 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,156 Social Services is part of that. 538 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,366 This is the last time we'll be meeting. 539 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,493 Okay. 540 00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,787 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 541 00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,378 And they really don't give a shit 542 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,422 about people like me, either. 543 00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,010 Fuck. 544 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,729 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 545 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,317 Who do I talk to? 546 00:42:10,778 --> 00:42:12,571 I'm sorry, Arthur. 547 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,911 I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 548 00:42:19,579 --> 00:42:21,997 You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" 549 00:42:22,165 --> 00:42:24,166 "Is it safe?" 550 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:25,792 "Is it reliable?" 551 00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,212 "Could it kill me?" 552 00:42:28,296 --> 00:42:30,339 Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. 553 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,883 We're like, "There's a spot." 554 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,176 "There's another spot. 555 00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:35,487 "That would work." 556 00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:38,013 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 557 00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,434 "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this." 558 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,356 All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 559 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,696 One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. 560 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,783 All right, now, this next comic describes 561 00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:59,993 himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 562 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:02,537 who from a young age was always told 563 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:03,664 that his purpose in life 564 00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:07,834 was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. 565 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:09,779 Um... Okay. 566 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,172 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. 567 00:43:12,257 --> 00:43:13,298 Arthur Fleck. 568 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,158 Hello, it's good to be here. 569 00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:07,894 I hated school when I was a kid. 570 00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:28,206 I hated school as a kid. 571 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,168 My mother would say, 572 00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:32,836 "You should enjoy it. 573 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,963 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 574 00:44:36,424 --> 00:44:37,674 "No, I won't, Ma, 575 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:39,426 I'm gonna be a comedian." 576 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:49,853 Um... 577 00:44:52,065 --> 00:44:53,190 Here's one. 578 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:57,527 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 579 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,571 why are the rich people... 580 00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,556 Smile though your heart is aching 581 00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:15,295 Smile even though it's breaking 582 00:45:17,632 --> 00:45:23,345 When there are clouds in the sky You'll get by 583 00:45:23,846 --> 00:45:28,892 If you smile Through your fear and sorrow 584 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:34,022 Smile and maybe tomorrow 585 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:39,986 You'll see the sun Come shining through for you 586 00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,405 You believe that shit? 587 00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,241 Fuck 'em. 588 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:48,912 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 589 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,916 Three less pricks in Gotham City, 590 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,293 only a million more to go. 591 00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,798 You'll get by 592 00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:04,136 That's the time you must keep on trying 593 00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,890 Smile, what's the use of crying 594 00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:13,520 You'll find that Life is still worthwhile 595 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:19,651 If you just smile 596 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,595 And, buddy, as always, 597 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:29,744 thanks for the laughs. 598 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,413 I'm sure we'll see you again. 599 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:32,789 You know we'll be here, right? 600 00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,166 I hope. 601 00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,919 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, 602 00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:40,881 and animal expert, Hugh Little. 603 00:46:41,549 --> 00:46:42,841 Thanks for watching. 604 00:46:43,009 --> 00:46:45,302 Good night, and always remember, 605 00:46:45,470 --> 00:46:46,947 that's life. 606 00:46:51,184 --> 00:46:52,350 That's life. 607 00:46:57,190 --> 00:47:00,567 Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. 608 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:01,776 Hmm? Oh... 609 00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:05,489 Oh, Happy. 610 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:09,993 Happy, I wrote a new letter. 611 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,870 Come on, dance with me. 612 00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:15,248 For Thomas Wayne. It's important. 613 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:25,884 You smell like cologne. 614 00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:28,512 It's 'cause I just had a big date. 615 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,472 Oh. 616 00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:34,935 Just don't forget to mail it. 617 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,481 The Murray Franklin Show is taped live 618 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:03,880 before a studio audience 619 00:48:04,048 --> 00:48:06,174 in beautiful downtown Gotham City. 620 00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:11,114 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! 621 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,449 Don't give me your... 622 00:49:12,617 --> 00:49:14,451 No. No. 623 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:17,579 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 624 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,165 Okay. 625 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,005 I'm not angry, Mom. 626 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:29,507 I'm not angry. 627 00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,884 Please. 628 00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,679 Mom, is this real? 629 00:49:38,351 --> 00:49:41,561 He's an extraordinary man, Happy. 630 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:44,064 He's a very powerful man. 631 00:49:45,608 --> 00:49:47,567 We were in love. 632 00:49:48,444 --> 00:49:50,362 He said it was best that we not be together 633 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:52,572 because of appearances. 634 00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:58,411 And I could never tell anyone because... 635 00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:02,415 Well, I signed some papers. 636 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:05,877 And besides, you can imagine 637 00:50:05,961 --> 00:50:09,339 what people would say about Thomas and me. 638 00:50:12,051 --> 00:50:13,426 What they'd say about you. 639 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,557 What would they say, Mom? 640 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:09,709 Hmm. 641 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,679 Hmm. 642 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:53,837 Hi. 643 00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,174 What's your name? 644 00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,052 I'm Bruce. 645 00:53:02,137 --> 00:53:03,304 Bruce. 646 00:53:05,266 --> 00:53:06,516 I'm Arthur. 647 00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:29,873 That's better. 648 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,375 Bruce! Bruce! 649 00:53:33,878 --> 00:53:35,044 Get away from that man. 650 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,338 It's okay. I'm a good guy. 651 00:53:37,506 --> 00:53:38,756 What are you doing? Who are you? 652 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:41,050 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 653 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,720 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 654 00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:46,449 Why did you give him these flowers? 655 00:53:46,473 --> 00:53:47,682 No, they're not real. 656 00:53:49,435 --> 00:53:51,477 It's magic. 657 00:53:51,937 --> 00:53:53,354 I was just trying to make him smile. 658 00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:55,356 Well, it's not funny, is it? 659 00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:57,567 Do I need to call the police? 660 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,152 No. Please. 661 00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:03,656 My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. 662 00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:05,051 She used to work here years ago. 663 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:07,160 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 664 00:54:08,329 --> 00:54:09,787 You are her son. 665 00:54:09,955 --> 00:54:10,955 Yeah. 666 00:54:11,624 --> 00:54:13,333 Did you know her? 667 00:54:16,962 --> 00:54:19,297 I know about the two of them. 668 00:54:19,882 --> 00:54:22,300 She told me everything. 669 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,970 There's nothing to know. 670 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,890 There is no "them." 671 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,018 Your mother was delusional. 672 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,020 She was a sick woman. 673 00:54:34,188 --> 00:54:36,230 Don't say that. 674 00:54:37,399 --> 00:54:38,816 Just go. 675 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:39,943 Mmm? 676 00:54:40,069 --> 00:54:42,320 Before you make a fool of yourself. 677 00:54:43,989 --> 00:54:46,658 Thomas Wayne is my father. 678 00:54:51,705 --> 00:54:52,705 He left me. 679 00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:56,902 Let go! Let go! 680 00:55:23,195 --> 00:55:25,029 Keep the respirations above 15. 681 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,365 Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up. 682 00:55:28,617 --> 00:55:29,826 Mom? 683 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:31,661 What happened? 684 00:55:31,829 --> 00:55:33,496 - Who are you? - I'm her son. 685 00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:35,141 - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. 686 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,582 We don't know what happened yet. 687 00:55:36,667 --> 00:55:38,645 - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - Step. 688 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:39,980 One more. We got one more lift. 689 00:55:40,004 --> 00:55:41,045 I'm getting 690 00:55:41,130 --> 00:55:42,357 a little resistance here, Michael. 691 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,050 Lift. 692 00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:52,932 I'm right here. 693 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,517 Excuse me, sir. 694 00:55:54,768 --> 00:55:55,870 Does your mother take any medications? 695 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:56,978 - No. - Excuse me, 696 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:58,142 - I couldn't hear you. - No. 697 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,833 Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? 698 00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,024 I don't know. 699 00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,153 Mr. Fleck. 700 00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,490 Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. 701 00:56:50,574 --> 00:56:52,867 This is my partner, Detective Burke. 702 00:56:53,285 --> 00:56:55,953 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, 703 00:56:57,456 --> 00:56:58,956 so we spoke with your mother. 704 00:57:00,709 --> 00:57:01,709 Oh. 705 00:57:02,878 --> 00:57:04,295 What did you say to her? 706 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:05,463 Did you do this? 707 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:06,631 What? No. 708 00:57:06,799 --> 00:57:09,258 No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, 709 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:10,927 and she got hysterical. 710 00:57:11,095 --> 00:57:12,845 Hyperventilating, 711 00:57:13,013 --> 00:57:14,282 collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 712 00:57:14,306 --> 00:57:16,432 Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. 713 00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:18,893 We're sorry to hear about that. 714 00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,605 But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. 715 00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:24,053 They're about the subway killings 716 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,149 that happened last week. 717 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:26,609 You've heard about them, right? 718 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:27,860 Yeah. 719 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:29,028 It's horrible. 720 00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:30,404 Right. 721 00:57:31,365 --> 00:57:34,492 So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. 722 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,702 He said you were fired for bringing a gun 723 00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,246 into the children's hospital. 724 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:41,749 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 725 00:57:41,917 --> 00:57:43,459 It's part of my act. 726 00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,211 I'm a party clown. 727 00:57:45,379 --> 00:57:47,296 All right. So, why were you fired? 728 00:57:50,592 --> 00:57:53,136 They said I wasn't funny enough. 729 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,263 Can you imagine that? 730 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:59,267 If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. 731 00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,686 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 732 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:06,232 This condition of yours, the laughing, 733 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,317 is it real, 734 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,319 or some sort of clown thing? 735 00:58:10,863 --> 00:58:13,364 - A clown thing? - Yeah. 736 00:58:13,782 --> 00:58:16,075 I mean, is it part of your act? 737 00:58:18,662 --> 00:58:19,996 What do you think? 738 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,003 It's exit only. 739 00:58:51,486 --> 00:58:53,487 She's gonna be okay. 740 00:58:57,951 --> 00:58:59,660 I'm gonna get a coffee. 741 00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,370 You want one? 742 00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:02,538 Yeah. 743 00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:18,638 So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, 744 00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,265 you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. 745 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:23,601 I told him, "The garbage strike 746 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:24,936 is still going on, Billy." 747 00:59:25,145 --> 00:59:27,188 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 748 00:59:27,356 --> 00:59:29,316 "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?" 749 00:59:36,698 --> 00:59:39,158 And finally, in a world where everyone 750 00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:40,576 thinks they could do my job, 751 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:42,954 we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, 752 00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:44,163 right here in Gotham. 753 00:59:44,331 --> 00:59:46,291 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, 754 00:59:46,416 --> 00:59:48,125 it'll somehow make you funny. 755 00:59:48,210 --> 00:59:49,543 Check out this joker. 756 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:56,342 Oh, my God. 757 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:59,971 I hated school as a kid. 758 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:03,891 But my mother would always say, 759 01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:05,643 "You should enjoy it. 760 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,853 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 761 01:00:08,647 --> 01:00:10,064 "No, I won't, Ma. 762 01:00:10,148 --> 01:00:11,857 I'm gonna be a comedian." 763 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,283 You shoulda listened to your mother. 764 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,120 Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. 765 01:00:24,288 --> 01:00:26,706 All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. 766 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:28,541 It's funny, 767 01:00:29,418 --> 01:00:31,544 when I was a little boy 768 01:00:31,712 --> 01:00:34,547 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 769 01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:36,757 everyone laughed at me. 770 01:00:36,925 --> 01:00:39,719 Well, no one's laughing now. 771 01:00:43,223 --> 01:00:45,099 You can say that again, pal. 772 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:53,733 All right, we got a great show for you tonight. 773 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,069 Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, 774 01:00:57,237 --> 01:01:01,073 and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs. 775 01:01:07,039 --> 01:01:09,582 As tensions mount around the metro area, 776 01:01:09,750 --> 01:01:13,336 Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 777 01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:15,087 City services have been affected, 778 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:17,256 and some businesses have decided 779 01:01:17,341 --> 01:01:20,134 to remain closed amid the unrest. 780 01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:22,887 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 781 01:01:23,055 --> 01:01:24,282 The anger and resentment 782 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:25,742 that's been building in the city for weeks 783 01:01:25,766 --> 01:01:27,767 seems close to exploding. 784 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,977 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, 785 01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:31,187 took to the streets today 786 01:01:31,396 --> 01:01:33,189 in one of several planned demonstrations 787 01:01:33,273 --> 01:01:34,815 taking on the city's elite, 788 01:01:34,983 --> 01:01:36,734 including a massive rally outside 789 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:39,236 tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. 790 01:01:39,404 --> 01:01:41,049 What's the point of all this? 791 01:01:41,073 --> 01:01:42,907 - the rich. - Thomas Wayne. 792 01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,677 That's what this whole thing is about. 793 01:01:44,701 --> 01:01:46,577 the whole system. 794 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:47,889 Wayne, who recently announced 795 01:01:47,913 --> 01:01:49,121 he is running for mayor, 796 01:01:49,289 --> 01:01:50,998 will be attending the benefit. 797 01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,167 You might remember it was Thomas Wayne 798 01:01:53,335 --> 01:01:54,710 who first referred to 799 01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:57,588 many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." 800 01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:00,758 Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. 801 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,176 Well, what I will say is, 802 01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,529 there's something wrong with those people. 803 01:02:03,553 --> 01:02:04,553 I am here to help them. 804 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:06,074 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 805 01:02:06,098 --> 01:02:07,515 help make their lives better. 806 01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:08,849 That is why I'm running. 807 01:02:09,017 --> 01:02:11,769 And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 808 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,287 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 809 01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:33,124 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 810 01:05:13,702 --> 01:05:14,785 Can I help you, pal? 811 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:18,706 I don't know what to say. 812 01:05:22,335 --> 01:05:24,545 Do you want an autograph or something? 813 01:05:24,713 --> 01:05:25,713 No. 814 01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:33,387 My name is Arthur. 815 01:05:34,973 --> 01:05:36,599 Penny Fleck is my mother. 816 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:38,976 Jesus. 817 01:05:40,061 --> 01:05:41,901 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. 818 01:05:43,315 --> 01:05:44,565 Yes. 819 01:05:45,108 --> 01:05:46,984 I'm sorry I just showed up. 820 01:05:47,152 --> 01:05:48,611 But my mother told me everything, 821 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:50,362 and I had to talk to you. 822 01:05:50,530 --> 01:05:52,448 Look, pal, I'm not your father. 823 01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,533 What's wrong with you? 824 01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:57,745 Look at us. 825 01:05:59,247 --> 01:06:00,497 I think you are. 826 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:01,874 Well, that's impossible 827 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:03,709 because you're adopted, 828 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,021 and I never slept with your mother. 829 01:06:05,045 --> 01:06:06,647 - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? 830 01:06:06,671 --> 01:06:08,047 - Money? - No, I don't... 831 01:06:08,131 --> 01:06:09,256 I wasn't adopted. 832 01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,216 Jesus. She never told you? 833 01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:13,052 Told me what? 834 01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:16,365 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 835 01:06:16,389 --> 01:06:17,598 That's not true. 836 01:06:18,141 --> 01:06:19,141 Why are you saying that? 837 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,369 Then she was arrested and committed 838 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:21,560 to Arkham State Hospital, 839 01:06:21,728 --> 01:06:23,103 when you were just a little boy. 840 01:06:23,271 --> 01:06:24,396 Why are you saying this? 841 01:06:24,564 --> 01:06:26,065 I don't need you to tell me lies. 842 01:06:26,232 --> 01:06:27,566 I know it seems strange. 843 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:29,276 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 844 01:06:29,444 --> 01:06:31,028 I don't know why everyone is so rude. 845 01:06:31,196 --> 01:06:32,404 I don't know why you are. 846 01:06:32,572 --> 01:06:33,906 I don't want anything from you. 847 01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:36,450 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! 848 01:06:36,618 --> 01:06:38,619 How about just a little bit of fucking decency? 849 01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:40,162 What is it with you people? 850 01:06:40,330 --> 01:06:42,289 You say that stuff about my mother. 851 01:06:42,457 --> 01:06:43,832 She's crazy. 852 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,001 She's... 853 01:06:53,593 --> 01:06:54,968 You think this is funny? 854 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:59,765 Dad, it's me. Come on. 855 01:07:02,477 --> 01:07:03,644 Touch my son again, 856 01:07:03,728 --> 01:07:05,168 I'll fucking kill you. 857 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,835 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. 858 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:30,337 We met the other night at Gotham General. 859 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:32,798 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 860 01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:35,884 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. 861 01:07:36,052 --> 01:07:37,932 Please give me a call when you get this message. 862 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:39,888 Again, Detective Garrity, 863 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:44,059 and my number is 212... 99. 864 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:28,937 This message is for Arthur Fleck. 865 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,814 My name is Shirley Woods. 866 01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:33,066 I work on The Murray Franklin Show. 867 01:08:33,234 --> 01:08:34,378 I don't know if you're aware, 868 01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,002 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up 869 01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,070 on the show recently, 870 01:08:37,238 --> 01:08:40,532 and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 871 01:08:40,700 --> 01:08:42,910 Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 872 01:08:47,332 --> 01:08:48,665 Who is this? 873 01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,459 Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. 874 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:53,420 I'm the show Booker from Live with Murray Franklin. 875 01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:54,630 Is this Arthur? 876 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:57,633 Yes. 877 01:08:57,801 --> 01:08:59,760 Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, 878 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,845 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. 879 01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:03,722 Amazing responses. 880 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:06,183 And Murray asked if I would reach out to you 881 01:09:06,267 --> 01:09:07,893 to see if you would come on as his guest. 882 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:16,318 Murray wants me on The Murray Franklin Show? 883 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,070 Yeah. Isn't that great? 884 01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:21,114 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? 885 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,284 That sound good to you? 886 01:09:28,623 --> 01:09:30,666 Yeah, that sounds great. 887 01:09:30,834 --> 01:09:32,668 Can we set up a date right now? 888 01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,461 Are you available next Thursday? 889 01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:28,181 Hey. 890 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:31,977 Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. 891 01:10:32,145 --> 01:10:34,415 All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, 892 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,441 and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... 893 01:10:38,818 --> 01:10:40,777 Can I ask you a question? 894 01:10:40,945 --> 01:10:42,154 Sure. 895 01:10:42,739 --> 01:10:46,658 How does someone wind up in here? 896 01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:51,246 Have they all, all the people committed crimes? 897 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,540 Well, yeah, some have. 898 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:56,585 You know, some are just crazy. 899 01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:59,212 Pose dangers to themselves and others. 900 01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:00,964 Some just got nowhere else to go. 901 01:11:01,049 --> 01:11:03,133 Don't know what to do, you know? 902 01:11:03,301 --> 01:11:06,970 - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. 903 01:11:07,055 --> 01:11:09,890 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 904 01:11:11,434 --> 01:11:14,102 Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. 905 01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:19,191 I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. 906 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:21,526 What's that? 907 01:11:23,071 --> 01:11:26,448 I fucked up and did some bad shit. 908 01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:31,555 You know what I'm talking about, 909 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:36,917 it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. 910 01:11:39,003 --> 01:11:40,712 Hey, listen, man. 911 01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:43,173 I'm just an administrative assistant. 912 01:11:43,257 --> 01:11:44,758 Like a clerk, you know. 913 01:11:44,926 --> 01:11:46,510 All I do is file paperwork. 914 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:49,346 I don't know what to tell you. 915 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:51,306 But you should see somebody. 916 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:52,724 You know, they got programs, 917 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,352 city services, stuff like that. 918 01:11:55,520 --> 01:11:56,853 Oh, yeah. 919 01:11:56,938 --> 01:11:58,618 They cut all those. 920 01:12:03,611 --> 01:12:05,612 All right, here it is. Fleck. 921 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:07,698 Penny Fleck. Let's see. 922 01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:12,202 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. 923 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:17,791 Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis 924 01:12:17,959 --> 01:12:21,420 and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. 925 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,714 "Was found guilty of endangering 926 01:12:23,798 --> 01:12:27,217 the welfare of her own child." 927 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:36,518 What? 928 01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:41,398 You said she's your mother. 929 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,487 Uh... 930 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:50,073 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, 931 01:12:50,241 --> 01:12:52,993 you know, without proper forms. 932 01:12:53,453 --> 01:12:55,120 I could get in trouble. 933 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,956 Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, 934 01:12:58,124 --> 01:12:59,124 that'll be much easier, 935 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:02,335 but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? 936 01:13:02,503 --> 01:13:03,503 I'm sorry. 937 01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:09,885 No, man! Shit! 938 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,345 Come on, man. Give it... 939 01:13:13,264 --> 01:13:15,557 Hey! Hey! 940 01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:16,660 We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. 941 01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,162 We have all the paperwork right here. 942 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:22,082 That's not true. 943 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,501 Thomas had that all made up, 944 01:14:24,669 --> 01:14:27,295 so it stayed our secret. 945 01:14:29,215 --> 01:14:31,633 You also stood by 946 01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:33,593 while one of your boyfriends 947 01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:37,139 repeatedly abused your adopted son 948 01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:39,516 and battered you. 949 01:14:59,287 --> 01:15:00,871 Penny, 950 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:05,083 your son was found tied to a radiator 951 01:15:05,251 --> 01:15:07,669 in your filthy apartment. 952 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:10,338 Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body 953 01:15:10,506 --> 01:15:12,507 and severe trauma to his head. 954 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:16,386 I never heard him cry. 955 01:15:17,305 --> 01:15:20,765 He's always been such a happy little boy. 956 01:17:21,846 --> 01:17:23,263 It's time for bed. 957 01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:27,767 Oh, my God! 958 01:17:28,728 --> 01:17:30,688 What are you doing in here? 959 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,816 You're in the wrong apartment. 960 01:17:41,449 --> 01:17:43,158 Your name's Arthur, right? 961 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:44,993 You live down the hall. 962 01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:49,998 I really need you to leave. 963 01:17:54,295 --> 01:17:57,255 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 964 01:18:02,386 --> 01:18:03,470 Please. 965 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,391 I had a bad day. 966 01:18:11,228 --> 01:18:13,730 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 967 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:41,693 Shut up! 968 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,297 Hey, Penny. 969 01:20:04,758 --> 01:20:06,092 Penny Fleck. 970 01:20:14,268 --> 01:20:16,102 I always hated that name. 971 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:21,649 You know how you used to tell me 972 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:26,321 that my laugh was a condition? 973 01:20:27,865 --> 01:20:29,949 That there was something wrong with me? 974 01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:34,245 There isn't. 975 01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:38,458 That's the real me. 976 01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:40,793 Happy. 977 01:20:43,005 --> 01:20:45,465 Happy. Hmm. 978 01:20:48,802 --> 01:20:51,596 I haven't been happy 979 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,932 one minute of my entire fucking life. 980 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:02,315 You know what's funny? 981 01:21:05,069 --> 01:21:06,861 You know what really makes me laugh? 982 01:21:09,240 --> 01:21:11,658 I used to think that my life was a tragedy... 983 01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,411 But now I realize 984 01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:17,163 it's a fucking comedy. 985 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:28,860 A very fine actor. 986 01:22:29,028 --> 01:22:32,030 He's got a new movie called American Playboy 987 01:22:32,197 --> 01:22:34,073 opening this week across the country. 988 01:22:34,241 --> 01:22:36,075 Will you please welcome a good friend 989 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,244 of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 990 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,784 Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. 991 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:01,745 Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. 992 01:23:01,769 --> 01:23:02,889 Ah, can't complain. 993 01:23:03,270 --> 01:23:05,563 Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having... 994 01:23:06,899 --> 01:23:07,940 Hey, Murray. 995 01:23:08,108 --> 01:23:10,109 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 996 01:23:10,694 --> 01:23:12,820 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. 997 01:23:15,115 --> 01:23:16,355 I'm nervous right now. 998 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:19,798 - You are? - I am nervous. 999 01:23:20,371 --> 01:23:21,913 Hey, Murray. I've been on... 1000 01:23:35,344 --> 01:23:36,803 I'm sorry. What's that? 1001 01:23:38,180 --> 01:23:39,972 Oh, that's very funny, Murray. 1002 01:23:41,266 --> 01:23:43,434 You know, I'm also a comedian. 1003 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:44,894 Would you like to hear a joke? 1004 01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:48,314 Yeah? All of you? 1005 01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:49,816 Okay. 1006 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:53,945 Knock... 1007 01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,154 Knock, knock. 1008 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:10,336 Knock, knock. 1009 01:24:31,275 --> 01:24:32,442 That's life 1010 01:24:32,526 --> 01:24:34,235 That's life 1011 01:24:34,319 --> 01:24:37,238 That's what all the people say 1012 01:24:38,657 --> 01:24:41,534 You're riding high in April 1013 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:44,287 Shot down in May 1014 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:49,041 But I know I'm gonna change that tune 1015 01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:55,214 When I'm back on top Back on top in June 1016 01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:58,217 I said, that's life 1017 01:24:58,302 --> 01:25:00,344 That's life 1018 01:25:00,429 --> 01:25:03,639 And as funny as it may seem 1019 01:25:04,349 --> 01:25:06,684 Some people get their kicks 1020 01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:10,062 Stompin' on a dream 1021 01:25:10,814 --> 01:25:14,567 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1022 01:25:16,361 --> 01:25:18,696 'Cause this fine old world 1023 01:25:18,781 --> 01:25:21,282 It keeps spinnin' around 1024 01:25:22,117 --> 01:25:25,369 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1025 01:25:25,454 --> 01:25:28,956 A poet, a pawn and a king 1026 01:25:29,041 --> 01:25:33,085 I've been up and down and over and out 1027 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:35,296 And I know one thing 1028 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:41,010 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1029 01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:48,184 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1030 01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:49,393 That's life 1031 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,158 That's life 1032 01:25:51,230 --> 01:25:54,106 I tell ya, I can't deny it 1033 01:25:55,692 --> 01:25:57,568 I thought of quitting, baby 1034 01:25:58,821 --> 01:26:01,364 But my heart just ain't gonna buy it 1035 01:26:01,448 --> 01:26:04,909 And if I didn't think It was worth one single try 1036 01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:08,746 Coming. 1037 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:12,375 I'd jump right on a big bird And then I'd fly... 1038 01:26:19,842 --> 01:26:21,259 Hey, Arthur. 1039 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:22,426 How's it going? 1040 01:26:23,428 --> 01:26:24,720 Oh, hey, guys. 1041 01:26:25,264 --> 01:26:26,389 Come on in. 1042 01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:27,974 Did you get a new gig? 1043 01:26:28,684 --> 01:26:29,684 No. 1044 01:26:30,602 --> 01:26:33,646 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 1045 01:26:33,814 --> 01:26:35,481 I hear it's gonna be nuts. 1046 01:26:35,649 --> 01:26:37,233 Oh, is that today? 1047 01:26:37,943 --> 01:26:38,943 Yeah. 1048 01:26:39,862 --> 01:26:41,279 What's with the makeup then? 1049 01:26:42,739 --> 01:26:44,240 My mom died. 1050 01:26:44,408 --> 01:26:45,616 I'm celebrating. 1051 01:26:46,535 --> 01:26:47,535 Right. We heard. 1052 01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:48,744 That's why we came by. 1053 01:26:48,912 --> 01:26:51,622 We figured, you know, you could use some cheering up. 1054 01:26:52,165 --> 01:26:53,791 Aw, that's sweet. 1055 01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,836 But, no, I feel good. 1056 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,255 Yeah, I stopped taking my medication. 1057 01:26:59,423 --> 01:27:01,048 I feel a lot better now. 1058 01:27:03,176 --> 01:27:05,678 Oh, okay. Good for you. 1059 01:27:07,806 --> 01:27:10,683 So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, 1060 01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:13,269 but the cops have been coming around the shop, 1061 01:27:14,021 --> 01:27:17,940 talking to all the guys about those subway murders. 1062 01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:19,859 - And, um... - They didn't talk to me. 1063 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,488 That's because the suspect was a regular-sized person. 1064 01:27:25,032 --> 01:27:27,533 If it was a fucking midget, you'd be in jail right now. 1065 01:27:33,332 --> 01:27:34,582 Anyway, um, 1066 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:38,753 Hoyt said that they talked to you, 1067 01:27:38,921 --> 01:27:40,212 and now they're looking for me, 1068 01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:41,881 and I just wanna know what you said. 1069 01:27:42,049 --> 01:27:43,466 Make sure our stories line up. 1070 01:27:43,634 --> 01:27:46,677 - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. 1071 01:27:46,845 --> 01:27:48,656 - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? 1072 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,348 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 1073 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:57,146 Arthur! 1074 01:27:57,814 --> 01:27:59,148 No! 1075 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:01,484 What? 1076 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:03,819 No! 1077 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:13,829 Why would you do that, Arthur? 1078 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,061 Do you watch The Murray Franklin Show? 1079 01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:38,562 Yeah. 1080 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:41,691 I'm gonna be on tonight. 1081 01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,738 It fucking crazy, innit? 1082 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,657 Me on the telly. 1083 01:28:51,702 --> 01:28:53,661 What the fuck, Arthur? 1084 01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:55,997 What? 1085 01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:02,211 It's okay, Gary. 1086 01:29:02,671 --> 01:29:03,671 You can go. 1087 01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:07,883 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1088 01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:12,304 Oh! 1089 01:29:12,556 --> 01:29:14,640 Don't look. Just go. 1090 01:29:27,195 --> 01:29:28,195 Fuck. 1091 01:29:33,493 --> 01:29:34,660 Hey, Arthur? 1092 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:35,828 Yeah? 1093 01:29:37,039 --> 01:29:39,457 Arthur, can you get the lock? 1094 01:29:42,669 --> 01:29:43,669 Shit. 1095 01:29:44,129 --> 01:29:45,588 Sorry, Gary. 1096 01:29:56,558 --> 01:29:57,600 Gary? 1097 01:29:57,768 --> 01:29:58,768 Yeah. 1098 01:30:01,313 --> 01:30:03,898 You were the only one that was ever nice to me. 1099 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,193 Skedaddle. 1100 01:31:34,406 --> 01:31:35,739 Hey, Arthur! 1101 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:37,283 We need to talk. 1102 01:31:37,534 --> 01:31:38,659 Oh! 1103 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:40,744 Hey! Stop, Arthur! 1104 01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:47,251 Arthur! 1105 01:31:49,838 --> 01:31:51,463 Watch it! Out of the way! 1106 01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:55,634 Move! 1107 01:31:57,637 --> 01:31:58,677 Arthur! 1108 01:31:59,681 --> 01:32:00,931 Shit. 1109 01:32:03,310 --> 01:32:04,393 Hey! Hey! 1110 01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:12,443 Arthur, stop! 1111 01:32:18,158 --> 01:32:19,158 Go! Go! 1112 01:32:21,286 --> 01:32:23,286 Now departing, O-Train, downtown. 1113 01:32:25,123 --> 01:32:26,874 Stand clear of the closing doors. 1114 01:32:36,301 --> 01:32:38,928 Hold that train! Hold it! 1115 01:32:40,847 --> 01:32:42,056 Get out! Get outta here! 1116 01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:44,823 Next stop, Bedford Park. 1117 01:32:59,199 --> 01:33:00,199 Masks off! 1118 01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:01,742 Get your mask off! 1119 01:33:02,577 --> 01:33:04,328 Signs down! Now! 1120 01:33:13,505 --> 01:33:14,964 Police! Signs down! 1121 01:33:16,132 --> 01:33:17,216 Signs down. 1122 01:33:21,930 --> 01:33:23,097 What the fuck! 1123 01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:27,577 Beat his ass! 1124 01:33:33,942 --> 01:33:35,484 Stop fighting! Police! 1125 01:33:35,652 --> 01:33:37,778 Police! Get down! 1126 01:33:39,948 --> 01:33:42,074 Get down! Get the fuck back! 1127 01:33:43,159 --> 01:33:44,159 Police! Get down. 1128 01:33:45,078 --> 01:33:46,203 Get the fuck down! 1129 01:33:50,917 --> 01:33:53,335 Stay the fuck back! Down! 1130 01:33:56,965 --> 01:33:57,965 What the... 1131 01:34:01,344 --> 01:34:02,344 Arthur! 1132 01:34:02,929 --> 01:34:03,971 Burke! 1133 01:34:05,598 --> 01:34:07,057 Don't do it! 1134 01:34:56,900 --> 01:34:58,067 Two officers on the train 1135 01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,671 were violently confronted by the crowd, 1136 01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:01,153 and tonight are in serious 1137 01:35:01,237 --> 01:35:03,447 but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 1138 01:35:03,531 --> 01:35:05,115 We're going live now to 1139 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:06,992 co-anchor Courtney Weathers, 1140 01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:09,160 who's standing by outside the Bedford Park Station, 1141 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:11,080 near where the shooting took place. 1142 01:35:11,247 --> 01:35:13,123 Courtney, what's the scene there? 1143 01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:19,171 Murray. 1144 01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:20,923 Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. 1145 01:35:21,091 --> 01:35:23,467 Oh, come on, Gene. That's all bullshit. 1146 01:35:24,552 --> 01:35:25,761 Thank you, Murray. 1147 01:35:26,971 --> 01:35:28,722 I feel like I know you. 1148 01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:31,058 I've been watching you forever. 1149 01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:32,351 Thank you. 1150 01:35:32,519 --> 01:35:33,811 What's with the face? 1151 01:35:33,978 --> 01:35:35,938 I mean, are you part of the protest? 1152 01:35:36,106 --> 01:35:37,106 No. 1153 01:35:37,273 --> 01:35:39,024 No, I don't believe in any of that. 1154 01:35:39,734 --> 01:35:41,318 I don't believe in anything. 1155 01:35:41,945 --> 01:35:43,487 I just thought it'd be good for my act. 1156 01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:45,155 For your act? Didn't you hear 1157 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,717 what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. 1158 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,427 He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. 1159 01:35:48,451 --> 01:35:49,701 No, I hadn't heard. 1160 01:35:50,161 --> 01:35:51,245 - Yeah. - You see? 1161 01:35:51,329 --> 01:35:52,723 This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy 1162 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:53,747 if you put this guy on. 1163 01:35:53,873 --> 01:35:55,999 Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 1164 01:35:56,167 --> 01:35:58,377 Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. 1165 01:35:59,170 --> 01:36:01,250 We're gonna go with it. 1166 01:36:01,506 --> 01:36:02,506 Thank you, Murray. 1167 01:36:03,091 --> 01:36:04,216 Couple rules, though. 1168 01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:06,135 No cursing. No off-color material. 1169 01:36:06,302 --> 01:36:07,761 We do a clean show. 1170 01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:08,929 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1171 01:36:09,097 --> 01:36:10,681 You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. 1172 01:36:10,849 --> 01:36:11,849 I love Dr. Sally. 1173 01:36:12,016 --> 01:36:13,434 Good, good. Someone will 1174 01:36:13,518 --> 01:36:15,686 - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. 1175 01:36:15,770 --> 01:36:16,895 Good luck. 1176 01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:17,980 - Thanks, Murray. - Okay. 1177 01:36:19,190 --> 01:36:22,401 - Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. 1178 01:36:22,569 --> 01:36:24,236 When you bring me out, 1179 01:36:24,404 --> 01:36:26,280 can you introduce me as Joker? 1180 01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:28,157 What's wrong with your real name? 1181 01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:31,034 That's what you called me on the show. 1182 01:36:31,202 --> 01:36:32,327 A joker. 1183 01:36:32,495 --> 01:36:33,495 Do you remember? 1184 01:36:33,872 --> 01:36:35,873 - Did I? - I don't know. 1185 01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:38,125 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. 1186 01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:39,293 It's good. 1187 01:36:39,461 --> 01:36:40,544 Thanks, Murray. 1188 01:37:02,817 --> 01:37:03,919 I'll try it, you know, 1189 01:37:03,943 --> 01:37:05,819 but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it. 1190 01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:08,614 Maybe my next wife. 1191 01:37:12,327 --> 01:37:14,077 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1192 01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:16,288 I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. 1193 01:37:16,623 --> 01:37:17,683 Oh! 1194 01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:19,082 Does he have sexual problems? 1195 01:37:19,250 --> 01:37:21,668 Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1196 01:37:22,879 --> 01:37:25,506 All right, Bobby, let's show that clip one last time. 1197 01:37:31,930 --> 01:37:34,806 I hated school as a kid. 1198 01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:38,769 But my mother would always say, 1199 01:37:39,812 --> 01:37:41,123 "You should enjoy it. 1200 01:37:41,147 --> 01:37:44,274 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 1201 01:37:44,442 --> 01:37:45,669 "No, I won't, Ma. 1202 01:37:45,693 --> 01:37:47,653 I'm gonna be a comedian." 1203 01:37:53,952 --> 01:37:56,245 Okay. You may... 1204 01:37:57,705 --> 01:38:00,958 You may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1205 01:38:01,125 --> 01:38:03,502 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1206 01:38:03,670 --> 01:38:05,170 that we're all heartbroken 1207 01:38:05,255 --> 01:38:07,214 about what's going on in the city tonight. 1208 01:38:07,382 --> 01:38:09,675 But this is how he wanted to come out, 1209 01:38:09,842 --> 01:38:13,053 and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1210 01:38:13,221 --> 01:38:15,389 So, please welcome, Joker. 1211 01:38:58,016 --> 01:38:59,391 Are you all right, Doctor? 1212 01:39:03,229 --> 01:39:05,689 Well, that was quite an entrance. 1213 01:39:12,238 --> 01:39:13,238 You okay? 1214 01:39:16,075 --> 01:39:17,492 Yeah. 1215 01:39:17,660 --> 01:39:20,370 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1216 01:39:22,332 --> 01:39:24,124 Well, that makes one of us. 1217 01:39:31,007 --> 01:39:33,175 So, can you tell us about this look? 1218 01:39:33,343 --> 01:39:34,676 When we spoke earlier, 1219 01:39:34,761 --> 01:39:36,864 you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. 1220 01:39:36,888 --> 01:39:37,929 Is that right? 1221 01:39:38,097 --> 01:39:39,723 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1222 01:39:39,891 --> 01:39:42,434 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1223 01:39:42,602 --> 01:39:44,682 And how's that going for you? 1224 01:39:52,695 --> 01:39:54,529 So, I know you're a comedian. 1225 01:39:54,697 --> 01:39:56,531 You been working on any new material? 1226 01:39:56,616 --> 01:39:57,741 You wanna tell us a joke? 1227 01:40:03,456 --> 01:40:04,456 Yeah? 1228 01:40:06,626 --> 01:40:07,626 Okay. 1229 01:40:13,675 --> 01:40:15,300 He's got a book. 1230 01:40:16,219 --> 01:40:17,678 A book of jokes. 1231 01:40:27,522 --> 01:40:28,897 Take your time. We got all night. 1232 01:40:34,946 --> 01:40:37,239 Okay, okay. Here's one. 1233 01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:42,869 Knock, knock. 1234 01:40:43,037 --> 01:40:44,371 And you had to look that up? 1235 01:40:51,504 --> 01:40:53,130 I want to get it right. 1236 01:40:54,966 --> 01:40:56,508 Knock, knock. 1237 01:40:56,676 --> 01:40:58,176 Who's there? 1238 01:40:59,637 --> 01:41:01,054 It's the police, ma'am. 1239 01:41:01,222 --> 01:41:03,056 Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. 1240 01:41:03,224 --> 01:41:05,642 He's dead. 1241 01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:09,146 Oh, no, no, no. 1242 01:41:09,313 --> 01:41:11,064 No, you cannot joke about that. 1243 01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:13,191 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1244 01:41:13,359 --> 01:41:15,819 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1245 01:41:16,404 --> 01:41:18,697 Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1246 01:41:18,865 --> 01:41:23,243 It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. 1247 01:41:24,829 --> 01:41:26,663 Ever since 1248 01:41:29,208 --> 01:41:31,334 I killed those three Wall Street guys. 1249 01:41:37,925 --> 01:41:39,885 Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline. 1250 01:41:41,387 --> 01:41:43,096 There is no punchline. 1251 01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:46,391 It's not a joke. 1252 01:41:51,063 --> 01:41:52,147 You're serious, aren't you? 1253 01:41:52,315 --> 01:41:53,375 You're telling us you killed 1254 01:41:53,399 --> 01:41:54,668 those three young men on the subway? 1255 01:41:54,692 --> 01:41:55,692 Mmm-hmm. 1256 01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:57,569 And why should we believe you? 1257 01:41:57,737 --> 01:41:59,696 I got nothing left to lose. 1258 01:42:01,699 --> 01:42:03,742 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1259 01:42:06,913 --> 01:42:09,790 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1260 01:42:13,419 --> 01:42:14,521 Well, let me get this straight, 1261 01:42:14,545 --> 01:42:16,797 you think that killing those guys is funny? 1262 01:42:17,465 --> 01:42:18,965 I do. 1263 01:42:19,133 --> 01:42:21,760 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1264 01:42:21,928 --> 01:42:23,804 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1265 01:42:24,263 --> 01:42:25,972 Isn't that what they say? 1266 01:42:26,140 --> 01:42:27,891 All of you, 1267 01:42:28,059 --> 01:42:30,644 the system that knows so much, 1268 01:42:30,812 --> 01:42:33,522 you decide what's right or wrong. 1269 01:42:33,689 --> 01:42:38,902 The same way that you decide what's funny or not! 1270 01:42:40,238 --> 01:42:41,238 Get him off! 1271 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:45,659 Well, okay, I think I might understand 1272 01:42:45,993 --> 01:42:47,494 that you did this to start a movement, 1273 01:42:47,578 --> 01:42:49,579 to become a symbol? 1274 01:42:50,206 --> 01:42:51,748 Come on, Murray. 1275 01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,143 Do I look like the kind of clown 1276 01:42:53,167 --> 01:42:54,751 that could start a movement? 1277 01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:57,754 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1278 01:42:57,922 --> 01:43:00,423 Everybody is awful these days. 1279 01:43:00,591 --> 01:43:02,884 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1280 01:43:03,052 --> 01:43:04,803 Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. 1281 01:43:04,971 --> 01:43:07,264 That's your defense for killing three young men? 1282 01:43:07,890 --> 01:43:09,432 No. 1283 01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:12,936 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1284 01:43:14,772 --> 01:43:18,191 Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1285 01:43:19,068 --> 01:43:20,819 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1286 01:43:20,903 --> 01:43:22,279 you'd walk right over me! 1287 01:43:22,446 --> 01:43:24,573 I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. 1288 01:43:24,740 --> 01:43:26,992 But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne 1289 01:43:27,076 --> 01:43:28,618 went and cried about them on TV? 1290 01:43:28,786 --> 01:43:30,829 You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1291 01:43:30,997 --> 01:43:32,914 Yes, I do. 1292 01:43:33,082 --> 01:43:36,501 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1293 01:43:36,669 --> 01:43:39,713 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1294 01:43:39,881 --> 01:43:43,717 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1295 01:43:43,885 --> 01:43:46,052 Nobody's civil anymore. 1296 01:43:46,220 --> 01:43:49,806 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1297 01:43:50,600 --> 01:43:53,393 You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think 1298 01:43:53,477 --> 01:43:55,437 what it's like to be someone like me? 1299 01:43:55,605 --> 01:43:58,315 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1300 01:43:58,524 --> 01:44:00,650 They think that we'll just sit there 1301 01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:03,111 and take it, like good little boys! 1302 01:44:03,404 --> 01:44:05,488 That we won't werewolf and go wild! 1303 01:44:05,656 --> 01:44:07,282 You finished? 1304 01:44:07,450 --> 01:44:09,784 I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. 1305 01:44:09,952 --> 01:44:11,494 You sound like you're making excuses 1306 01:44:11,579 --> 01:44:12,996 for killing those young men. 1307 01:44:13,164 --> 01:44:14,998 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, 1308 01:44:15,082 --> 01:44:16,499 not everyone is awful. 1309 01:44:18,794 --> 01:44:20,003 You're awful, Murray. 1310 01:44:20,171 --> 01:44:22,047 Me? I'm awful? 1311 01:44:22,214 --> 01:44:23,965 Oh, yeah, how am I awful? 1312 01:44:26,135 --> 01:44:27,594 Playing my video. 1313 01:44:29,013 --> 01:44:30,889 Inviting me on this show. 1314 01:44:31,974 --> 01:44:34,309 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1315 01:44:35,311 --> 01:44:37,270 You're just like the rest of them. 1316 01:44:37,438 --> 01:44:39,356 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1317 01:44:39,523 --> 01:44:42,108 Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. 1318 01:44:42,276 --> 01:44:43,985 There are riots out there. 1319 01:44:44,153 --> 01:44:45,672 Two policemen are in critical condition, 1320 01:44:45,696 --> 01:44:46,965 and you're laughing. 1321 01:44:46,989 --> 01:44:47,989 You're laughing. 1322 01:44:48,157 --> 01:44:50,992 Someone was killed today, because of what you did. 1323 01:44:51,160 --> 01:44:52,619 I know. 1324 01:44:55,206 --> 01:44:56,446 How about another joke, Murray? 1325 01:44:56,582 --> 01:44:58,262 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 1326 01:44:58,376 --> 01:44:59,728 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 1327 01:44:59,752 --> 01:45:02,295 When you cross a mentally-ill loner 1328 01:45:02,463 --> 01:45:04,881 with a society that abandons him 1329 01:45:04,966 --> 01:45:06,007 and treats him like trash? 1330 01:45:06,175 --> 01:45:07,175 Call the police, Gene! 1331 01:45:07,343 --> 01:45:08,779 - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. 1332 01:45:08,803 --> 01:45:10,470 You get what you fucking deserve! 1333 01:45:47,008 --> 01:45:50,135 Good night. And always remember, that's... 1334 01:45:55,516 --> 01:45:56,766 Breaking news. 1335 01:45:56,934 --> 01:45:59,477 Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin 1336 01:45:59,645 --> 01:46:01,915 was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. 1337 01:46:01,939 --> 01:46:04,232 The man who was introduced by Franklin 1338 01:46:04,316 --> 01:46:07,193 as "Joker" is currently under arrest. 1339 01:46:07,361 --> 01:46:09,946 Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio. 1340 01:46:11,699 --> 01:46:14,242 Merely just a punchline to a joke... 1341 01:46:14,410 --> 01:46:16,050 You get what you deserve! 1342 01:46:16,162 --> 01:46:17,264 Looting and rioting 1343 01:46:17,288 --> 01:46:18,329 have intensified here... 1344 01:46:18,497 --> 01:46:19,975 ...rioting throughout the city. 1345 01:46:19,999 --> 01:46:21,309 ...with a society that abandons him 1346 01:46:21,333 --> 01:46:22,375 and treats him like trash? 1347 01:46:22,460 --> 01:46:23,729 This mob of clowns... 1348 01:46:23,753 --> 01:46:25,313 many wearing clown masks. 1349 01:46:27,214 --> 01:46:28,934 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1350 01:46:28,966 --> 01:46:30,360 - you'd walk right over me. - To all of 1351 01:46:30,384 --> 01:46:31,862 those who have been ignored by the system. 1352 01:46:31,886 --> 01:46:33,155 And always remember, that's life! 1353 01:46:33,179 --> 01:46:35,847 And as you see, Gotham is burning. 1354 01:46:37,308 --> 01:46:41,478 In the white room With black curtains near the station 1355 01:46:44,982 --> 01:46:49,944 Black roof country, no gold pavements Tired starlings 1356 01:46:53,824 --> 01:46:56,659 Silver horses ran down moonbeams 1357 01:46:58,788 --> 01:47:00,830 In your dark eyes 1358 01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:08,922 Dawnlight smiles on you leaving My contentment 1359 01:47:14,220 --> 01:47:18,223 I'll wait in this place Where the sun never shines 1360 01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:24,229 Wait in this place 1361 01:47:24,313 --> 01:47:29,859 Where the shadows run from themselves 1362 01:47:31,070 --> 01:47:33,270 Stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. 1363 01:47:33,697 --> 01:47:35,008 Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 1364 01:47:35,032 --> 01:47:36,032 'cause of what you did. 1365 01:47:37,243 --> 01:47:39,536 All units, fire reported, north of alley. 1366 01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:41,162 Code Four for medical. 1367 01:47:41,789 --> 01:47:43,248 I know. 1368 01:47:44,750 --> 01:47:46,751 Isn't it beautiful? 1369 01:49:29,230 --> 01:49:30,563 Go over there. 1370 01:49:48,457 --> 01:49:49,582 Hey, Wayne. 1371 01:49:50,542 --> 01:49:52,293 You get what you fucking deserve. 1372 01:49:52,461 --> 01:49:53,586 No! Pal! 1373 01:50:34,378 --> 01:50:36,379 Come on, get up! 1374 01:50:36,547 --> 01:50:38,506 Come on, man, get up. 1375 01:53:17,708 --> 01:53:19,792 What's so funny? 1376 01:53:23,797 --> 01:53:25,381 Just thinking of a joke. 1377 01:53:44,568 --> 01:53:46,569 Do you want to tell it to me? 1378 01:53:52,743 --> 01:53:54,368 You wouldn't get it. 1379 01:54:06,423 --> 01:54:08,090 That's life 1380 01:54:08,175 --> 01:54:09,634 That's life 1381 01:54:09,718 --> 01:54:12,637 And as funny as it may seem 1382 01:54:14,097 --> 01:54:16,807 Some people get their kicks 1383 01:54:16,975 --> 01:54:19,101 Stompin' on a dream 1384 01:54:20,145 --> 01:54:23,814 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1385 01:54:25,984 --> 01:54:28,152 'Cause this fine old world 1386 01:54:28,278 --> 01:54:30,863 It keeps spinnin' around 1387 01:54:31,615 --> 01:54:34,909 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1388 01:54:34,993 --> 01:54:38,246 A poet, a pawn and a king 1389 01:54:38,330 --> 01:54:42,291 I've been up and down and over and out 1390 01:54:42,376 --> 01:54:44,544 And I know one thing 1391 01:54:44,878 --> 01:54:50,716 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1392 01:54:51,134 --> 01:54:57,181 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1393 01:54:57,558 --> 01:54:58,766 That's life 1394 01:54:58,850 --> 01:54:59,934 That's life 1395 01:55:00,018 --> 01:55:04,063 That's life And I can't deny it 1396 01:55:04,773 --> 01:55:10,027 Many times I thought of cuttin' out But my heart won't buy it 1397 01:55:10,612 --> 01:55:15,199 But if there's nothing shakin' Come here this July 1398 01:55:18,161 --> 01:55:24,333 I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball 1399 01:55:24,835 --> 01:55:31,048 And die 1400 01:55:32,843 --> 01:55:38,681 My, my 1401 01:55:50,068 --> 01:55:52,570 Isn't it rich? 1402 01:55:54,906 --> 01:55:57,700 Are we a pair? 1403 01:55:59,745 --> 01:56:03,539 Me here at last on the ground 1404 01:56:03,790 --> 01:56:07,043 You in mid-air 1405 01:56:09,087 --> 01:56:13,716 Send in the clowns 1406 01:56:20,515 --> 01:56:23,059 Isn't it bliss? 1407 01:56:25,937 --> 01:56:29,273 Don't you approve? 1408 01:56:30,942 --> 01:56:34,612 One who keeps tearing around 1409 01:56:34,696 --> 01:56:38,866 One who can't move 1410 01:56:41,828 --> 01:56:47,041 Where are the clowns? 1411 01:56:48,335 --> 01:56:52,171 Send in the clowns 1412 01:56:53,131 --> 01:56:55,883 Just when I stopped 1413 01:56:57,386 --> 01:57:00,554 Opening doors 1414 01:57:02,307 --> 01:57:08,979 Finally knowing The one that I wanted was yours 1415 01:57:11,108 --> 01:57:17,780 Making my entrance again With my usual flair 1416 01:57:21,034 --> 01:57:25,996 Sure of my lines 1417 01:57:27,749 --> 01:57:32,712 No one is there 1418 01:57:40,095 --> 01:57:44,098 Don't you love farce? 1419 01:57:46,893 --> 01:57:49,937 My fault, I fear 1420 01:57:52,399 --> 01:57:56,444 I thought that you'd want what I want 1421 01:57:56,528 --> 01:58:00,197 Sorry, my dear 1422 01:58:02,492 --> 01:58:07,163 But where are the clowns? 1423 01:58:09,499 --> 01:58:14,462 There ought to be clowns 1424 01:58:15,630 --> 01:58:22,595 Well, maybe next year