1 00:00:08,514 --> 00:00:10,074 The news never ends. 2 00:00:10,098 --> 00:00:12,016 This is 1080 gcr. 3 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:15,144 You get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:15,938 --> 00:00:16,938 Good morning. 5 00:00:17,105 --> 00:00:20,233 It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,735 I'm Stan I. Brooks, and here's what's happening. 7 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:25,112 It's day 18 of the garbage strike, 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,907 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 9 00:00:28,075 --> 00:00:30,034 Even the nicest sections of the city 10 00:00:30,118 --> 00:00:31,452 are looking like slums. 11 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,329 Health commissioner Edward o'Rourke is 12 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:35,122 declaring a city-wide state of emergency 13 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:36,916 for the first time in decades. 14 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:39,204 There's no need to wait until somebody dies 15 00:00:39,336 --> 00:00:40,920 or comes down with typhoid fever. 16 00:00:41,088 --> 00:00:43,089 It's already a serious situation. 17 00:00:43,257 --> 00:00:44,359 It's something that affects 18 00:00:44,383 --> 00:00:45,503 almost everyone in the city, 19 00:00:45,634 --> 00:00:47,677 no matter who they are or where they live. 20 00:00:47,844 --> 00:00:50,054 You can't go down no one Avenue 21 00:00:50,138 --> 00:00:52,139 without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 22 00:00:52,307 --> 00:00:53,535 It's starting to affect my business 23 00:00:53,559 --> 00:00:54,827 when customers can't get in here 24 00:00:54,851 --> 00:00:56,644 because of the garbage situation. 25 00:00:56,812 --> 00:00:58,540 I'm not out that long to smell it, 26 00:00:58,564 --> 00:01:00,398 but I think to look at it, it's terrible. 27 00:01:00,566 --> 00:01:02,024 It don't affect me except 28 00:01:02,109 --> 00:01:03,734 for the very bad smell here. 29 00:01:03,902 --> 00:01:04,902 It's horrific. 30 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:06,279 It's a mess. 31 00:01:06,363 --> 00:01:07,757 I've been in this country for 50 years, 32 00:01:07,781 --> 00:01:09,221 and I've never seen anything like it. 33 00:01:09,366 --> 00:01:10,825 What is this world coming to? 34 00:01:10,993 --> 00:01:12,076 Put 'em in a room, 35 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,721 let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with. 36 00:01:13,745 --> 00:01:15,955 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 37 00:01:16,415 --> 00:01:18,416 The idea of the national guard moving in 38 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,959 and cleaning up is a good idea. 39 00:01:20,127 --> 00:01:21,247 In other news, 40 00:01:21,295 --> 00:01:22,895 the building industry and landlords today 41 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:24,463 expressed concern over the latest 42 00:01:24,548 --> 00:01:26,340 increase in heating oil prices. 43 00:01:26,508 --> 00:01:27,717 Renters in the Metro area 44 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:29,218 are certain to feel the pinch... 45 00:02:04,713 --> 00:02:05,898 Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? 46 00:02:05,922 --> 00:02:06,922 Nice outfit, pal. 47 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,359 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be 48 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,009 a good one. You know that, right? 49 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:12,322 - Hey! Hey! - Grab it! 50 00:02:12,346 --> 00:02:13,346 Go, go, go! 51 00:02:13,513 --> 00:02:14,680 Hey! 52 00:02:15,057 --> 00:02:16,057 He's coming! 53 00:02:16,224 --> 00:02:18,726 Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. 54 00:02:18,894 --> 00:02:20,455 - Look at him running. - Let's go! 55 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:21,479 Stop them! 56 00:02:21,563 --> 00:02:23,499 Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car! 57 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:27,221 Where's your sign, clown? 58 00:02:27,819 --> 00:02:29,236 Hey! 59 00:02:33,659 --> 00:02:35,076 Go, clown! Come on! 60 00:02:35,243 --> 00:02:36,327 Stop them! 61 00:02:38,246 --> 00:02:39,622 Go! Come on! 62 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,292 Stop them! 63 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:45,086 Come on, run! 64 00:02:47,214 --> 00:02:48,589 Hey! 65 00:02:49,841 --> 00:02:51,342 You fucking... 66 00:02:55,972 --> 00:02:57,932 Oh, shit! Good hit. 67 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,850 Come on! Beat his ass up. 68 00:03:00,018 --> 00:03:01,818 Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing. 69 00:03:01,937 --> 00:03:03,854 Harder! Harder! 70 00:03:04,022 --> 00:03:05,272 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 71 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,692 Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go! 72 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:04,165 Ha! 73 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,255 Is it just me, 74 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:56,926 or is it getting crazier out there? 75 00:05:00,514 --> 00:05:03,349 - It is certainly tense. - Hmm. 76 00:05:03,892 --> 00:05:05,726 People are upset. 77 00:05:05,894 --> 00:05:08,771 They're struggling. Looking for work. 78 00:05:08,939 --> 00:05:10,314 These are tough times. 79 00:05:13,235 --> 00:05:14,735 How about you? 80 00:05:16,363 --> 00:05:18,447 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 81 00:05:20,242 --> 00:05:21,992 Yes, ma'am. 82 00:05:23,537 --> 00:05:24,912 Great. 83 00:05:25,831 --> 00:05:27,373 Did you bring it with you? 84 00:05:31,962 --> 00:05:33,045 Arthur. 85 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:35,548 Last time, I asked you to bring your journal 86 00:05:35,632 --> 00:05:37,299 with you for these appointments. 87 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:39,343 Can I see it? 88 00:05:51,314 --> 00:05:54,191 I've been using it as a journal, 89 00:05:56,069 --> 00:05:57,736 but also as a joke diary. 90 00:05:58,864 --> 00:06:02,241 Funny thoughts or observations. 91 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:04,535 I think I told you 92 00:06:04,619 --> 00:06:07,788 I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 93 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,835 No, you didn't. 94 00:06:14,296 --> 00:06:16,297 I think I did. 95 00:06:24,848 --> 00:06:28,767 "I just hope my death makes more sense than my life." 96 00:06:44,784 --> 00:06:47,119 How does it feel to have to come here? 97 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:50,289 Does it help to have someone to talk to? 98 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:55,586 I think I felt better 99 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,671 when I was locked up in the hospital. 100 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:00,966 And have you thought more about 101 00:07:02,344 --> 00:07:03,719 why you were locked up? 102 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,226 Who knows? 103 00:07:18,401 --> 00:07:20,152 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor 104 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:22,154 to increase my medication. 105 00:07:27,869 --> 00:07:30,496 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 106 00:07:31,831 --> 00:07:34,416 Surely, they must be doing something. 107 00:07:36,962 --> 00:07:40,130 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 108 00:08:16,209 --> 00:08:18,377 Would you please stop bothering my kid? 109 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:22,608 I wasn't bothering him. I was... 110 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:23,841 Just stop. 111 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:34,184 What? You think that's funny? 112 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:44,111 I'm sorry. I have a... 113 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:01,912 I'm sorry. 114 00:10:40,645 --> 00:10:42,085 Happy, did you check the mail 115 00:10:42,147 --> 00:10:43,480 before you came up? 116 00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:45,232 Yeah, mom. 117 00:10:46,109 --> 00:10:47,693 Nothing. 118 00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:52,466 And finally, tonight, 119 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,491 just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 120 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:55,951 authorities are saying 121 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:58,495 the city is under siege by scores of rats. 122 00:10:58,663 --> 00:10:59,955 And not just any rats, 123 00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:02,166 but super rats, who are hard to kill. 124 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,251 He must not be getting my letters. 125 00:11:04,419 --> 00:11:05,419 Yeah. 126 00:11:05,628 --> 00:11:07,671 It's Thomas Wayne, mom. 127 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,256 He's a busy man. 128 00:11:09,424 --> 00:11:13,135 Please. I worked for that family for years. 129 00:11:13,595 --> 00:11:15,596 The least he could do is write back. 130 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,309 Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. 131 00:11:20,476 --> 00:11:21,476 You need to eat. 132 00:11:21,644 --> 00:11:25,272 You need to eat. Look how skinny you are. 133 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,502 Both victims were taken to Gotham general. 134 00:11:28,526 --> 00:11:29,651 Sounds like 135 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:30,880 the city needs to find the pied Piper. 136 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:33,572 He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 137 00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:37,534 Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? 138 00:11:38,119 --> 00:11:40,495 Well, everybody on the news. 139 00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:42,831 He's the only one who could save the city. 140 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:44,333 He owes it to us. 141 00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:48,754 Come sit. It's starting. 142 00:11:48,922 --> 00:11:50,714 Yay, Murray. 143 00:11:51,591 --> 00:11:55,010 From ncb studios in Gotham city, 144 00:11:55,178 --> 00:11:58,472 it's live with Murray Franklin! 145 00:11:59,474 --> 00:12:02,559 Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra winger... 146 00:12:02,727 --> 00:12:03,936 Oh, Sandra winger's on. 147 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:07,231 And the piano stylings of yeldon and Chantel. 148 00:12:07,398 --> 00:12:09,524 Joining Murray, as always, 149 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:12,277 Ellis drane and his jazz orchestra. 150 00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:15,113 And now, without further ado, 151 00:12:15,281 --> 00:12:18,033 Murray Franklin. 152 00:12:30,296 --> 00:12:32,172 Thank you. 153 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:34,466 Thank you. 154 00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:36,969 We got a great-looking audience tonight. 155 00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:39,263 Yeah! 156 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,139 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 157 00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:42,641 Thank you. 158 00:12:43,268 --> 00:12:45,727 So, everybody's heard about the super rats that 159 00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:48,230 - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. 160 00:12:48,314 --> 00:12:51,692 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 161 00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:53,402 You ready for this? 162 00:12:53,569 --> 00:12:54,653 Super cats. 163 00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:00,803 But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... 164 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,327 I love you, Murray! 165 00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:05,497 I love you, too. 166 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,001 Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? 167 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:10,168 Who is that? 168 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:12,504 Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? 169 00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:14,589 Stand up for me. 170 00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:15,757 Go ahead. 171 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,639 What's your name? 172 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:25,183 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 173 00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:27,019 - Arthur? - My name's Arthur. 174 00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:28,914 Oh, okay. Well, there's something special about you, 175 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:29,980 Arthur, I could tell. 176 00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:31,148 Where are you from? 177 00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:33,025 I live right here in the city 178 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:35,152 with my mother. 179 00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:37,423 Okay, hold on. Hold on. 180 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:38,590 There's nothing funny about that. 181 00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:41,283 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 182 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:44,286 I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, 183 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:45,454 and he never came back. 184 00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:46,580 Aww. 185 00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:48,665 I know what that's like, Murray. 186 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,376 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 187 00:13:51,544 --> 00:13:53,295 I take good care of my mother. 188 00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,385 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 189 00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:01,553 She does. 190 00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:06,266 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 191 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:09,061 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 192 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:10,604 Aww. 193 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:13,982 Wow. 194 00:14:16,736 --> 00:14:19,488 I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. 195 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:22,491 Come on. For that, you gotta come down. 196 00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:24,136 Come on! Come on. 197 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,043 Come on. 198 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,519 Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. 199 00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:52,479 We'll be right back. 200 00:14:53,231 --> 00:14:54,648 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 201 00:14:54,816 --> 00:14:56,566 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. 202 00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:57,943 It made my day. 203 00:14:58,111 --> 00:14:59,319 Thanks, Murray. 204 00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:01,405 You see all this, the lights, the show, 205 00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:02,781 the audience, all that stuff? 206 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:04,176 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat 207 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,367 to have a kid like you. 208 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:49,972 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 209 00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,663 Another day in chuckle town. 210 00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:52,831 Yup. 211 00:15:56,377 --> 00:15:57,461 You okay? 212 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,923 I heard about the beatdown you took. 213 00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:03,758 Fucking savages. 214 00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:07,721 It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. 215 00:16:07,805 --> 00:16:08,847 No. 216 00:16:09,015 --> 00:16:11,349 They'll take everything from you if you do that. 217 00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:12,851 All the crazy shit out there. 218 00:16:13,394 --> 00:16:15,103 They're animals. 219 00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:20,901 You know what? 220 00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,157 Here. 221 00:16:28,826 --> 00:16:30,076 What is it? 222 00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:31,620 Take it. 223 00:16:32,538 --> 00:16:33,622 It's for you. 224 00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:40,045 You gotta protect yourself out there. 225 00:16:40,796 --> 00:16:42,297 Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked. 226 00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:45,091 Randall, 227 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:49,179 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 228 00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,182 Don't sweat it, art. 229 00:16:52,975 --> 00:16:54,226 No one has to know. 230 00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:56,728 And you can pay me back some other time. 231 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,104 You know you're my boy. 232 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:01,316 Arthur, 233 00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,443 hoyt wants to see you in his office. 234 00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,696 Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? 235 00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:07,989 No idea. 236 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,991 Do you people call it miniature golf 237 00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:11,535 or is it just golf to you? 238 00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,291 Punch him in the dick, Gary. 239 00:17:35,268 --> 00:17:36,893 Hello, hoyt. 240 00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:39,563 Gary said you wanted to see me. 241 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:42,649 How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? 242 00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:43,775 Not quite. 243 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:46,069 Just been working on my material. 244 00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,154 No, don't sit. This'll be quick. 245 00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,823 Look, I like you, Arthur. 246 00:17:49,991 --> 00:17:51,408 You know, a lot of the guys, 247 00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:53,132 they think you're a freak, but I like you. 248 00:17:54,036 --> 00:17:55,662 I don't even know why I like you. 249 00:17:56,372 --> 00:17:57,956 But I got another complaint. 250 00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,459 It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's music. 251 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,461 The guy said you disappeared. 252 00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:05,005 Never even returned his sign. 253 00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:07,674 Because I got jumped. 254 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,759 Didn't you hear? 255 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:11,678 For a sign? 256 00:18:11,846 --> 00:18:14,014 That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. 257 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:16,141 Just get him his sign back. 258 00:18:16,309 --> 00:18:18,685 He's going out of business, for god's sake, Arthur. 259 00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:20,645 Why would I keep his sign? 260 00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:23,565 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 261 00:18:24,859 --> 00:18:26,860 If you don't return the sign, 262 00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:29,070 I gotta take it out of your paycheck. 263 00:18:30,156 --> 00:18:31,281 Are we clear? 264 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:35,577 Listen, I'm trying to help you. 265 00:18:35,745 --> 00:18:37,704 Okay? And I'll tell you something else. 266 00:18:37,872 --> 00:18:39,247 The other guys, 267 00:18:39,332 --> 00:18:41,172 they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, 268 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,209 because people think you're weird. 269 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:46,212 Okay? And I can't have that around me. 270 00:19:36,013 --> 00:19:37,055 Wait, wait, wait. 271 00:19:37,223 --> 00:19:38,223 Wait. 272 00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:42,602 Thank you. 273 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,210 This building is so awful, isn't it? 274 00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:11,548 This building is so awful, right, mommy? 275 00:20:11,716 --> 00:20:14,134 Yes, we can hear you, gigi. 276 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,636 It's so awful, mommy. 277 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,347 Right, mommy? 278 00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:28,815 - Good night. - This building's 279 00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,168 - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 280 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:36,656 Hey. 281 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,372 Come on. 282 00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:57,969 The moon is a silver dollar 283 00:20:58,512 --> 00:21:01,055 shining up in the sky 284 00:21:01,849 --> 00:21:03,683 that's the dream we can buy... 285 00:21:03,768 --> 00:21:05,088 - Look up. - Mmm. 286 00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:07,228 Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. 287 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,273 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 288 00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:12,472 What do you think he's gonna do? 289 00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:13,902 He's gonna help us. 290 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,990 But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? 291 00:21:19,158 --> 00:21:21,034 Why would he help us? 292 00:21:21,202 --> 00:21:23,787 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 293 00:21:24,663 --> 00:21:27,248 If he knew how we were living, 294 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,877 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 295 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:34,923 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 296 00:21:36,801 --> 00:21:38,676 I don't want you worrying about money, mom. 297 00:21:40,012 --> 00:21:41,137 Or me. 298 00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:42,764 Everybody's telling me 299 00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:45,475 that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. 300 00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:49,270 But, happy, what makes you think you could do that? 301 00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:51,481 - What do you mean? - I mean... 302 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,943 Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 303 00:22:24,807 --> 00:22:26,766 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 304 00:22:26,851 --> 00:22:29,185 the world is in a mess 305 00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,563 with politics and taxes and people grinding axes 306 00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:32,814 there's no happiness 307 00:22:34,024 --> 00:22:36,359 happiness is not a riddle 308 00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:39,237 when I'm listening to that big bass fiddle 309 00:22:50,249 --> 00:22:52,584 Slap that bass slap it till its dizzy 310 00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:55,003 slap that bass keep the rhythm busy 311 00:22:55,087 --> 00:22:57,881 zoom, zoom, zoom misery, you've got to go... 312 00:22:58,591 --> 00:22:59,841 Hey, what's your name? 313 00:23:01,051 --> 00:23:02,051 Arthur. 314 00:23:03,053 --> 00:23:06,306 Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. 315 00:23:07,016 --> 00:23:08,141 I know. 316 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:10,935 You know who's not? Him. 317 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,484 Happy, what was that? Are you okay? 318 00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:19,694 Mom, what? 319 00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:21,988 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 320 00:23:22,156 --> 00:23:24,407 I'm watching an old war movie! 321 00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,075 Turn it down! 322 00:23:26,327 --> 00:23:27,577 Um... 323 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,125 Sorry, mom. 324 00:23:46,847 --> 00:23:47,972 You good? 325 00:24:55,332 --> 00:24:57,875 It's nice to see these couples out at my show. 326 00:24:58,836 --> 00:25:01,045 I have a wife. We love to role-play. 327 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:03,840 - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. 328 00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:05,508 My favorite one right now is 329 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:08,636 professor and senior who really needs 330 00:25:08,721 --> 00:25:10,054 to pass my class to graduate. 331 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:12,473 Yes. 332 00:25:13,934 --> 00:25:15,309 So, I'll tell you how I operate. 333 00:25:15,477 --> 00:25:16,602 I'm a professor at 334 00:25:16,687 --> 00:25:18,206 a prestigious new england university... 335 00:25:19,732 --> 00:25:23,609 And my wife is a senior in my "intro to western civ." 336 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:26,821 I know. I know. 337 00:25:27,406 --> 00:25:30,158 Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. 338 00:25:31,285 --> 00:25:33,119 So, she comes to me during my office hours. 339 00:25:34,288 --> 00:25:35,888 It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. 340 00:25:35,998 --> 00:25:38,249 She says, "excuse me, professor Lewis." 341 00:25:38,417 --> 00:25:40,334 I can't use my real last name at this college 342 00:25:40,502 --> 00:25:42,045 'cause they don't hire Jews. 343 00:25:43,881 --> 00:25:45,131 It's something I'll address 344 00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:46,841 once I have tenure, but for now... 345 00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:49,177 She says, "excuse me, professor Lewis, 346 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:50,572 I think I might be in danger of failing 347 00:25:50,596 --> 00:25:51,804 your 'intro to western civ, ' 348 00:25:51,972 --> 00:25:53,097 and I just want you to know 349 00:25:53,182 --> 00:25:54,932 I'm willing to do anything to pass." 350 00:25:55,726 --> 00:25:59,145 And I said, "anything?" And she said... 351 00:27:05,879 --> 00:27:07,922 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 352 00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,466 Were you following me today? 353 00:27:14,012 --> 00:27:15,763 Yeah. 354 00:27:17,641 --> 00:27:19,475 I thought that was you. 355 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,728 I was hoping you'd come in and Rob the place. 356 00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:26,315 I have a gun. 357 00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:28,109 I could come by tomorrow. 358 00:27:31,572 --> 00:27:33,030 You're so funny, Arthur. 359 00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:36,576 Yeah. 360 00:27:36,743 --> 00:27:39,245 You know, I do stand-up comedy. 361 00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:42,165 You should maybe come see a show sometime. 362 00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:44,208 I could do that. 363 00:27:44,376 --> 00:27:45,501 Yeah? 364 00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:47,461 Yeah. You'll let me know when? 365 00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:48,629 Yeah. 366 00:27:55,554 --> 00:27:57,763 If you're happy and you know it 367 00:27:57,848 --> 00:27:59,015 wiggle your ears 368 00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:00,099 wiggle your ears 369 00:28:00,184 --> 00:28:02,393 if you're happy and you know it 370 00:28:02,477 --> 00:28:04,729 wiggle your ears 371 00:28:04,897 --> 00:28:07,148 if you're happy and you know it 372 00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:09,317 and you really want to show it 373 00:28:09,484 --> 00:28:11,485 if you're happy and you know it 374 00:28:11,570 --> 00:28:12,695 wiggle your ears 375 00:28:14,114 --> 00:28:16,073 if you're happy and you know it 376 00:28:16,158 --> 00:28:18,618 stomp your feet 377 00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:20,703 if you're happy and you know it 378 00:28:20,787 --> 00:28:23,080 stomp your feet 379 00:28:23,248 --> 00:28:25,458 if you're happy and you know it 380 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:27,668 and you really want to show it 381 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,962 if you're happy and you know it 382 00:28:30,047 --> 00:28:31,297 stomp your feet 383 00:28:32,674 --> 00:28:34,175 if you're happy and you know it 384 00:28:34,259 --> 00:28:35,676 shout "hurray" 385 00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,011 shout "hurray" 386 00:28:37,179 --> 00:28:39,096 if you're happy and you know it 387 00:28:39,181 --> 00:28:40,598 shout "hurray" 388 00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:41,826 shout "hurray" 389 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,309 if you're happy and you know it 390 00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:45,073 and you really want to 391 00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:49,190 hoyt, please, I love this job. 392 00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:51,567 Arthur, I need to know why 393 00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:53,778 you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. 394 00:28:53,946 --> 00:28:56,906 It's a prop. It's part of my act now. 395 00:28:57,074 --> 00:28:58,908 That's bullshit. Bullshit. 396 00:28:59,076 --> 00:29:01,160 What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? 397 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,287 Besides, Randall told me 398 00:29:03,372 --> 00:29:06,332 you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 399 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,541 Randall told you that? 400 00:29:07,709 --> 00:29:10,836 You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. 401 00:29:11,004 --> 00:29:12,084 You're fired! 402 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,467 Jefferson street. 403 00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:40,992 Next stop, ninth ave. 404 00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:45,431 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. 405 00:29:45,455 --> 00:29:46,580 We should've just stayed. 406 00:29:46,748 --> 00:29:49,417 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. 407 00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:51,938 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? 408 00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:53,045 She was in love. 409 00:29:53,213 --> 00:29:54,733 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 410 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,174 Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 411 00:29:59,761 --> 00:30:01,841 Hey, you want some French fries? 412 00:30:04,308 --> 00:30:05,891 Hello? 413 00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:08,352 Talking to you. Hey. 414 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,062 No, thank you. 415 00:30:13,025 --> 00:30:14,275 You sure? 416 00:30:16,153 --> 00:30:17,278 They're real good. 417 00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:22,867 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 418 00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:25,244 Whoo... 419 00:30:49,853 --> 00:30:51,479 Is something funny, asshole? 420 00:30:55,692 --> 00:30:57,068 Bitch! 421 00:31:03,825 --> 00:31:06,827 Isn't it rich? 422 00:31:07,704 --> 00:31:10,122 Are we a pair? 423 00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:15,252 Me here at last on the ground 424 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:18,422 and you in mid-air 425 00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:21,592 send in the clowns 426 00:31:25,722 --> 00:31:27,515 isn't it bliss? 427 00:31:28,975 --> 00:31:30,976 Don't you approve? 428 00:31:31,978 --> 00:31:34,146 One who keeps tearing around 429 00:31:34,314 --> 00:31:37,149 and one who can't move 430 00:31:37,317 --> 00:31:40,486 where are the clowns? 431 00:31:40,654 --> 00:31:44,365 There ought to be clowns 432 00:31:54,209 --> 00:31:57,044 So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? 433 00:31:57,212 --> 00:31:58,838 Nothing. 434 00:32:02,884 --> 00:32:04,176 I have... I have a condition. 435 00:32:04,886 --> 00:32:06,846 I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. 436 00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:08,055 Whoa! 437 00:32:10,517 --> 00:32:11,934 Please, stop! 438 00:32:12,936 --> 00:32:14,937 We got a kicker, huh? 439 00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:16,897 Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady. 440 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:21,068 Stay down, freak! 441 00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:41,464 Hey! 442 00:33:03,987 --> 00:33:05,089 Ninth Avenue. 443 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:06,280 Next stop, hunter's point. 444 00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:07,781 Hey! 445 00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:15,664 Stand clear of the closing doors. 446 00:33:52,661 --> 00:33:55,204 Shit. Shit. 447 00:36:48,712 --> 00:36:50,671 I read it was a guy in full makeup. 448 00:36:50,839 --> 00:36:53,298 No, it says right here it was a mask. 449 00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:55,592 Either way, I think it's good for business. 450 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,095 They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. 451 00:36:58,263 --> 00:36:59,471 Big man, what's the good word? 452 00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:00,639 Hey. 453 00:37:03,768 --> 00:37:05,978 Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. 454 00:37:06,146 --> 00:37:07,438 Sorry, mate. 455 00:37:07,605 --> 00:37:08,605 Yeah. 456 00:37:09,274 --> 00:37:10,524 It doesn't seem fair, 457 00:37:10,692 --> 00:37:12,568 getting fired like that. 458 00:37:13,778 --> 00:37:14,862 Did you really bring a gun 459 00:37:14,946 --> 00:37:16,363 to the children's hospital, Artie? 460 00:37:17,449 --> 00:37:18,907 What the fuck would you do that for? 461 00:37:19,075 --> 00:37:20,511 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 462 00:37:20,535 --> 00:37:21,637 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, 463 00:37:21,661 --> 00:37:22,930 you're just gonna shoot yourself? 464 00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:25,706 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 465 00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:27,833 It was his gun. 466 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:29,854 - What? - I still owe you for that, 467 00:37:29,878 --> 00:37:30,919 don't I? 468 00:37:31,087 --> 00:37:32,838 What the fuck are you talking about? 469 00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,174 Stop talking out of your ass, art. 470 00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:41,680 Oh, no! 471 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:45,142 I forgot to punch out. 472 00:37:51,608 --> 00:37:53,609 And turns to sorrow 473 00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:58,989 king of all hear me call 474 00:38:00,116 --> 00:38:04,703 hear my name carnival 475 00:38:15,465 --> 00:38:17,716 And as our city tries to make sense 476 00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:21,345 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, 477 00:38:21,513 --> 00:38:23,013 we're joined by Thomas Wayne. 478 00:38:23,181 --> 00:38:25,432 Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. 479 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,767 Yes, mother. 480 00:38:26,935 --> 00:38:28,329 Thanks for having me on, Chuck. 481 00:38:28,353 --> 00:38:29,645 They're asking him about 482 00:38:29,729 --> 00:38:31,188 those horrible subway murders. 483 00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:32,636 Thank you, Thomas. I know 484 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:34,441 this is a difficult time for you. 485 00:38:34,609 --> 00:38:36,276 Why him? 486 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,320 Looks like he's gained weight. 487 00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:40,568 Yes, all three worked for Wayne investments. 488 00:38:40,907 --> 00:38:42,574 Good, decent, educated. 489 00:38:42,742 --> 00:38:45,369 Although I didn't know any of them personally. 490 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,497 Like all Wayne employees, 491 00:38:48,581 --> 00:38:50,874 past and present, they're family. 492 00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:52,762 Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. 493 00:38:52,794 --> 00:38:54,271 There now seems to be 494 00:38:54,295 --> 00:38:56,547 a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 495 00:38:56,714 --> 00:38:58,882 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents 496 00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:01,176 are taking the side of the killer. 497 00:39:01,344 --> 00:39:03,011 Yes, and it's a shame. 498 00:39:03,179 --> 00:39:04,471 It's one of the reasons why 499 00:39:04,556 --> 00:39:05,836 I'm considering a run for mayor. 500 00:39:06,641 --> 00:39:08,851 Gotham's lost its way. 501 00:39:09,018 --> 00:39:10,769 What about the eyewitness report 502 00:39:10,854 --> 00:39:13,564 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 503 00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,732 Well, it makes total sense to me. 504 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,140 What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? 505 00:39:18,278 --> 00:39:20,112 Someone who hides behind a mask. 506 00:39:20,697 --> 00:39:22,155 Someone who is envious 507 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:25,659 of those more fortunate than themselves, 508 00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:29,162 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 509 00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:32,249 And until those kind of people change for the better, 510 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:36,003 those of us who have made something of our lives 511 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:38,505 will always look at those who haven't 512 00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:40,799 as nothing but clowns. 513 00:39:42,427 --> 00:39:44,887 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 514 00:39:45,054 --> 00:39:46,054 It's not funny. 515 00:40:07,785 --> 00:40:10,037 I heard this song on the radio the other day, 516 00:40:12,874 --> 00:40:16,877 and the guy was singing that his name was carnival. 517 00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:19,129 Arthur... 518 00:40:19,297 --> 00:40:20,464 Which is crazy, 519 00:40:22,842 --> 00:40:25,886 because that's my clown name at work. 520 00:40:26,971 --> 00:40:29,431 And until a little while ago, 521 00:40:30,683 --> 00:40:33,185 it was like nobody ever saw me. 522 00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:37,606 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 523 00:40:38,024 --> 00:40:40,400 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 524 00:40:43,738 --> 00:40:45,155 You don't listen, do you? 525 00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:50,827 I don't think you ever really hear me. 526 00:40:51,913 --> 00:40:54,706 You just ask the same questions every week. 527 00:40:54,874 --> 00:40:58,168 "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" 528 00:40:59,212 --> 00:41:02,923 All I have are negative thoughts, 529 00:41:03,091 --> 00:41:05,926 but you don't listen anyway. 530 00:41:06,094 --> 00:41:09,471 I said, for my whole life, 531 00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:12,849 I didn't know if I even really existed. 532 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,769 But I do. 533 00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:21,149 And people are starting to notice. 534 00:41:22,902 --> 00:41:24,653 They've cut our funding. 535 00:41:24,821 --> 00:41:26,488 We're closing down our offices next week. 536 00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:30,117 The city has cut funding across the board. 537 00:41:30,201 --> 00:41:32,160 Social services is part of that. 538 00:41:32,328 --> 00:41:34,371 This is the last time we'll be meeting. 539 00:41:35,331 --> 00:41:36,498 Okay. 540 00:41:40,712 --> 00:41:42,792 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 541 00:41:44,966 --> 00:41:46,383 And they really don't give a shit 542 00:41:46,467 --> 00:41:48,427 about people like me, either. 543 00:41:51,681 --> 00:41:53,015 Fuck. 544 00:42:01,232 --> 00:42:03,734 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 545 00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:08,321 Who do I talk to? 546 00:42:10,783 --> 00:42:12,576 I'm sorry, Arthur. 547 00:42:15,371 --> 00:42:18,915 I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 548 00:42:19,584 --> 00:42:22,002 You know, like, "can I see myself in this long-term?" 549 00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,171 "Is it safe?" 550 00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,797 "Is it reliable?" 551 00:42:25,965 --> 00:42:28,216 "Could it kill me?" 552 00:42:28,301 --> 00:42:30,343 Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. 553 00:42:30,511 --> 00:42:32,888 We're like, "there's a spot." 554 00:42:33,056 --> 00:42:34,181 "There's another spot. 555 00:42:34,265 --> 00:42:35,492 "That would work." 556 00:42:35,516 --> 00:42:38,018 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 557 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:42,439 "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this." 558 00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:47,360 All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 559 00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,701 One more time for Sam morril, y'all. 560 00:42:55,995 --> 00:42:57,788 All right, now, this next comic describes 561 00:42:57,872 --> 00:42:59,998 himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 562 00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,542 who from a young age was always told 563 00:43:02,627 --> 00:43:03,668 that his purpose in life 564 00:43:03,836 --> 00:43:07,839 was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. 565 00:43:08,424 --> 00:43:09,784 Um... okay. 566 00:43:09,926 --> 00:43:12,177 Please help me welcome Arthur fleck, y'all. 567 00:43:12,261 --> 00:43:13,303 Arthur fleck. 568 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,163 Hello, it's good to be here. 569 00:44:04,939 --> 00:44:07,899 I hated school when I was a kid. 570 00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:28,211 I hated school as a kid. 571 00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:31,173 My mother would say, 572 00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,841 "you should enjoy it. 573 00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:34,968 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 574 00:44:36,429 --> 00:44:37,679 "No, I won't, ma, 575 00:44:37,763 --> 00:44:39,431 I'm gonna be a comedian." 576 00:44:48,691 --> 00:44:49,858 Um... 577 00:44:52,069 --> 00:44:53,195 Here's one. 578 00:44:54,614 --> 00:44:57,532 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 579 00:44:57,617 --> 00:44:59,576 why are the rich people... 580 00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:07,561 Smile though your heart is aching 581 00:45:10,922 --> 00:45:15,300 smile even though it's breaking 582 00:45:17,637 --> 00:45:23,350 when there are clouds in the sky you'll get by 583 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:28,897 if you smile through your fear and sorrow 584 00:45:28,981 --> 00:45:34,027 smile and maybe tomorrow 585 00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:39,991 you'll see the sun come shining through for you 586 00:45:40,076 --> 00:45:41,409 you believe that shit? 587 00:45:43,246 --> 00:45:44,246 Fuck 'em. 588 00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,917 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 589 00:45:51,087 --> 00:45:52,921 Three less pricks in Gotham city, 590 00:45:53,381 --> 00:45:55,298 only a million more to go. 591 00:45:56,968 --> 00:45:59,803 You'll get by 592 00:45:59,929 --> 00:46:04,140 that's the time you must keep on trying 593 00:46:04,725 --> 00:46:08,895 smile, what's the use of crying 594 00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:13,525 you'll find that life is still worthwhile 595 00:46:15,778 --> 00:46:19,656 if you just smile 596 00:46:27,164 --> 00:46:28,600 And, buddy, as always, 597 00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:29,749 thanks for the laughs. 598 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,418 I'm sure we'll see you again. 599 00:46:31,585 --> 00:46:32,794 You know we'll be here, right? 600 00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:34,170 I hope. 601 00:46:34,255 --> 00:46:37,924 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, 602 00:46:38,092 --> 00:46:40,885 and animal expert, Hugh little. 603 00:46:41,554 --> 00:46:42,846 Thanks for watching. 604 00:46:43,014 --> 00:46:45,307 Good night, and always remember, 605 00:46:45,474 --> 00:46:46,952 that's life. 606 00:46:51,188 --> 00:46:52,355 That's life. 607 00:46:57,194 --> 00:47:00,572 Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. 608 00:47:00,656 --> 00:47:01,781 Hmm? Oh... 609 00:47:04,035 --> 00:47:05,493 Oh, happy. 610 00:47:08,331 --> 00:47:09,998 Happy, I wrote a new letter. 611 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:11,875 Come on, dance with me. 612 00:47:12,877 --> 00:47:15,253 For Thomas Wayne. It's important. 613 00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:25,889 You smell like Cologne. 614 00:47:26,057 --> 00:47:28,516 It's 'cause I just had a big date. 615 00:47:28,684 --> 00:47:30,477 Oh. 616 00:47:33,189 --> 00:47:34,939 Just don't forget to mail it. 617 00:48:00,758 --> 00:48:02,486 The Murray Franklin show is taped live 618 00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:03,885 before a studio audience 619 00:48:04,053 --> 00:48:06,179 in beautiful downtown Gotham city. 620 00:49:08,534 --> 00:49:11,119 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! 621 00:49:11,287 --> 00:49:12,454 Don't give me your... 622 00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:14,456 No. No. 623 00:49:14,623 --> 00:49:17,584 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 624 00:49:17,751 --> 00:49:20,170 Okay. 625 00:49:24,884 --> 00:49:27,010 I'm not angry, mom. 626 00:49:27,178 --> 00:49:29,512 I'm not angry. 627 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,889 Please. 628 00:49:31,932 --> 00:49:34,684 Mom, is this real? 629 00:49:38,355 --> 00:49:41,566 He's an extraordinary man, happy. 630 00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:44,068 He's a very powerful man. 631 00:49:45,613 --> 00:49:47,572 We were in love. 632 00:49:48,449 --> 00:49:50,366 He said it was best that we not be together 633 00:49:50,451 --> 00:49:52,577 because of appearances. 634 00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:58,416 And I could never tell anyone because... 635 00:50:00,961 --> 00:50:02,420 Well, I signed some papers. 636 00:50:04,256 --> 00:50:05,882 And besides, you can imagine 637 00:50:05,966 --> 00:50:09,344 what people would say about Thomas and me. 638 00:50:12,056 --> 00:50:13,431 What they'd say about you. 639 00:50:17,645 --> 00:50:19,562 What would they say, mom? 640 00:52:08,714 --> 00:52:09,714 Hmm. 641 00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:21,684 Hmm. 642 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,841 Hi. 643 00:52:56,804 --> 00:52:58,179 What's your name? 644 00:52:59,431 --> 00:53:01,057 I'm Bruce. 645 00:53:02,142 --> 00:53:03,309 Bruce. 646 00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:06,521 I'm Arthur. 647 00:53:28,502 --> 00:53:29,877 That's better. 648 00:53:30,796 --> 00:53:32,380 Bruce! Bruce! 649 00:53:33,882 --> 00:53:35,049 Get away from that man. 650 00:53:35,217 --> 00:53:37,343 It's okay. I'm a good guy. 651 00:53:37,511 --> 00:53:38,761 What are you doing? Who are you? 652 00:53:39,388 --> 00:53:41,055 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 653 00:53:41,223 --> 00:53:43,725 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 654 00:53:45,144 --> 00:53:46,454 Why did you give him these flowers? 655 00:53:46,478 --> 00:53:47,687 No, they're not real. 656 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,482 It's magic. 657 00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:53,359 I was just trying to make him smile. 658 00:53:53,527 --> 00:53:55,361 Well, it's not funny, is it? 659 00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,572 Do I need to call the police? 660 00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:59,157 No. Please. 661 00:54:00,451 --> 00:54:03,661 My mother's name is penny. Penny fleck. 662 00:54:03,829 --> 00:54:05,056 She used to work here years ago. 663 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,165 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 664 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:09,792 You are her son. 665 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960 Yeah. 666 00:54:11,628 --> 00:54:13,337 Did you know her? 667 00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:19,302 I know about the two of them. 668 00:54:19,887 --> 00:54:22,305 She told me everything. 669 00:54:24,183 --> 00:54:25,975 There's nothing to know. 670 00:54:27,102 --> 00:54:28,895 There is no "them." 671 00:54:29,855 --> 00:54:32,023 Your mother was delusional. 672 00:54:32,941 --> 00:54:34,025 She was a sick woman. 673 00:54:34,193 --> 00:54:36,235 Don't say that. 674 00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:38,821 Just go. 675 00:54:38,947 --> 00:54:39,947 Mmm? 676 00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:42,325 Before you make a fool of yourself. 677 00:54:43,994 --> 00:54:46,662 Thomas Wayne is my father. 678 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:52,710 He left me. 679 00:54:55,547 --> 00:54:56,907 Let go! Let go! 680 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,034 Keep the respirations above 15. 681 00:55:25,202 --> 00:55:27,370 Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up. 682 00:55:28,622 --> 00:55:29,831 Mom? 683 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:31,666 What happened? 684 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:33,501 - Who are you? - I'm her son. 685 00:55:33,585 --> 00:55:35,146 - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. 686 00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:36,587 We don't know what happened yet. 687 00:55:36,672 --> 00:55:38,650 - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - Step. 688 00:55:38,674 --> 00:55:39,984 One more. We got one more lift. 689 00:55:40,008 --> 00:55:41,050 I'm getting 690 00:55:41,134 --> 00:55:42,362 a little resistance here, Michael. 691 00:55:45,055 --> 00:55:46,055 Lift. 692 00:55:51,603 --> 00:55:52,937 I'm right here. 693 00:55:53,313 --> 00:55:54,522 Excuse me, sir. 694 00:55:54,773 --> 00:55:55,875 Does your mother take any medications? 695 00:55:55,899 --> 00:55:56,983 - No. - Excuse me, 696 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:58,147 - I couldn't hear you. - No. 697 00:55:58,193 --> 00:55:59,838 Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? 698 00:55:59,862 --> 00:56:01,028 I don't know. 699 00:56:45,949 --> 00:56:47,158 Mr. Fleck. 700 00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:50,494 Sorry to bother you. I'm detective garrity. 701 00:56:50,579 --> 00:56:52,872 This is my partner, detective Burke. 702 00:56:53,290 --> 00:56:55,958 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, 703 00:56:57,461 --> 00:56:58,961 so we spoke with your mother. 704 00:57:00,714 --> 00:57:01,714 Oh. 705 00:57:02,883 --> 00:57:04,300 What did you say to her? 706 00:57:04,468 --> 00:57:05,468 Did you do this? 707 00:57:05,636 --> 00:57:06,636 What? No. 708 00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:09,263 No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, 709 00:57:09,431 --> 00:57:10,932 and she got hysterical. 710 00:57:11,099 --> 00:57:12,850 Hyperventilating, 711 00:57:13,018 --> 00:57:14,287 collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 712 00:57:14,311 --> 00:57:16,437 Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. 713 00:57:17,064 --> 00:57:18,898 We're sorry to hear about that. 714 00:57:19,775 --> 00:57:22,610 But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. 715 00:57:22,778 --> 00:57:24,058 They're about the subway killings 716 00:57:24,112 --> 00:57:25,154 that happened last week. 717 00:57:25,322 --> 00:57:26,614 You've heard about them, right? 718 00:57:26,782 --> 00:57:27,865 Yeah. 719 00:57:28,033 --> 00:57:29,033 It's horrible. 720 00:57:29,201 --> 00:57:30,409 Right. 721 00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:34,497 So, we spoke with your boss over at haha's. 722 00:57:34,665 --> 00:57:36,707 He said you were fired for bringing a gun 723 00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:38,250 into the children's hospital. 724 00:57:39,753 --> 00:57:41,754 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 725 00:57:41,922 --> 00:57:43,464 It's part of my act. 726 00:57:43,882 --> 00:57:45,216 I'm a party clown. 727 00:57:45,384 --> 00:57:47,301 All right. So, why were you fired? 728 00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:53,140 They said I wasn't funny enough. 729 00:57:53,308 --> 00:57:55,267 Can you imagine that? 730 00:57:55,435 --> 00:57:59,271 If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. 731 00:57:59,439 --> 00:58:01,691 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 732 00:58:03,902 --> 00:58:06,237 This condition of yours, the laughing, 733 00:58:06,989 --> 00:58:08,322 is it real, 734 00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:10,324 or some sort of clown thing? 735 00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:13,369 - A clown thing? - Yeah. 736 00:58:13,787 --> 00:58:16,080 I mean, is it part of your act? 737 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:20,001 What do you think? 738 00:58:25,924 --> 00:58:27,008 It's exit only. 739 00:58:51,491 --> 00:58:53,492 She's gonna be okay. 740 00:58:57,956 --> 00:58:59,665 I'm gonna get a coffee. 741 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,375 You want one? 742 00:59:01,543 --> 00:59:02,543 Yeah. 743 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:18,642 So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, 744 00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:21,270 you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. 745 00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:23,606 I told him, "the garbage strike 746 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:24,940 is still going on, Billy." 747 00:59:25,150 --> 00:59:27,193 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 748 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,320 "so, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?" 749 00:59:36,703 --> 00:59:39,163 And finally, in a world where everyone 750 00:59:39,247 --> 00:59:40,581 thinks they could do my job, 751 00:59:40,749 --> 00:59:42,958 we got this video tape from pogo's comedy club, 752 00:59:43,043 --> 00:59:44,168 right here in Gotham. 753 00:59:44,336 --> 00:59:46,296 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, 754 00:59:46,421 --> 00:59:48,130 it'll somehow make you funny. 755 00:59:48,215 --> 00:59:49,548 Check out this joker. 756 00:59:55,305 --> 00:59:56,347 Oh, my god. 757 00:59:56,431 --> 00:59:59,975 I hated school as a kid. 758 01:00:00,852 --> 01:00:03,896 But my mother would always say, 759 01:00:04,064 --> 01:00:05,648 "you should enjoy it. 760 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:07,858 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 761 01:00:08,652 --> 01:00:10,069 "No, I won't, ma. 762 01:00:10,153 --> 01:00:11,862 I'm gonna be a comedian." 763 01:00:18,203 --> 01:00:20,287 You shoulda listened to your mother. 764 01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:24,125 Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. 765 01:00:24,292 --> 01:00:26,710 All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. 766 01:00:27,546 --> 01:00:28,546 It's funny, 767 01:00:29,422 --> 01:00:31,549 when I was a little boy 768 01:00:31,716 --> 01:00:34,552 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 769 01:00:34,719 --> 01:00:36,762 everyone laughed at me. 770 01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,723 Well, no one's laughing now. 771 01:00:43,228 --> 01:00:45,104 You can say that again, pal. 772 01:00:50,902 --> 01:00:53,737 All right, we got a great show for you tonight. 773 01:00:53,905 --> 01:00:57,074 Chuck conby is here, actress joanne mulligan, 774 01:00:57,242 --> 01:01:01,078 and new music from Mel rubin and the stiffs. 775 01:01:07,043 --> 01:01:09,587 As tensions mount around the Metro area, 776 01:01:09,754 --> 01:01:13,340 mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 777 01:01:13,508 --> 01:01:15,092 City services have been affected, 778 01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:17,261 and some businesses have decided 779 01:01:17,345 --> 01:01:20,139 to remain closed amid the unrest. 780 01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,892 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 781 01:01:23,059 --> 01:01:24,287 The anger and resentment 782 01:01:24,311 --> 01:01:25,746 that's been building in the city for weeks 783 01:01:25,770 --> 01:01:27,771 seems close to exploding. 784 01:01:27,939 --> 01:01:29,982 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, 785 01:01:30,066 --> 01:01:31,192 took to the streets today 786 01:01:31,401 --> 01:01:33,194 in one of several planned demonstrations 787 01:01:33,278 --> 01:01:34,820 taking on the city's elite, 788 01:01:34,988 --> 01:01:36,739 including a massive rally outside 789 01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:39,241 tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne hall. 790 01:01:39,409 --> 01:01:41,053 What's the point of all this? 791 01:01:41,077 --> 01:01:42,912 - The rich. - Thomas Wayne. 792 01:01:42,996 --> 01:01:44,682 That's what this whole thing is about. 793 01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:46,582 The whole system. 794 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,894 Wayne, who recently announced 795 01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:49,126 he is running for mayor, 796 01:01:49,294 --> 01:01:51,003 will be attending the benefit. 797 01:01:51,171 --> 01:01:53,172 You might remember it was Thomas Wayne 798 01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:54,715 who first referred to 799 01:01:54,799 --> 01:01:57,593 many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." 800 01:01:57,761 --> 01:02:00,763 Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. 801 01:02:00,931 --> 01:02:02,181 Well, what I will say is, 802 01:02:02,265 --> 01:02:03,534 there's something wrong with those people. 803 01:02:03,558 --> 01:02:04,558 I am here to help them. 804 01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:06,078 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 805 01:02:06,102 --> 01:02:07,519 help make their lives better. 806 01:02:07,687 --> 01:02:08,854 That is why I'm running. 807 01:02:09,022 --> 01:02:11,774 And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 808 01:02:27,582 --> 01:02:30,292 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 809 01:02:30,377 --> 01:02:33,128 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 810 01:05:13,706 --> 01:05:14,790 Can I help you, pal? 811 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,710 I don't know what to say. 812 01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:24,550 Do you want an autograph or something? 813 01:05:24,717 --> 01:05:25,717 No. 814 01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:33,392 My name is Arthur. 815 01:05:34,978 --> 01:05:36,603 Penny fleck is my mother. 816 01:05:37,981 --> 01:05:38,981 Jesus. 817 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,906 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. 818 01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:44,570 Yes. 819 01:05:45,113 --> 01:05:46,989 I'm sorry I just showed up. 820 01:05:47,157 --> 01:05:48,615 But my mother told me everything, 821 01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,367 and I had to talk to you. 822 01:05:50,535 --> 01:05:52,453 Look, pal, I'm not your father. 823 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:54,538 What's wrong with you? 824 01:05:56,207 --> 01:05:57,749 Look at us. 825 01:05:59,252 --> 01:06:00,502 I think you are. 826 01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:01,879 Well, that's impossible 827 01:06:02,464 --> 01:06:03,714 because you're adopted, 828 01:06:03,798 --> 01:06:05,025 and I never slept with your mother. 829 01:06:05,049 --> 01:06:06,652 - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? 830 01:06:06,676 --> 01:06:08,051 - Money? - No, I don't... 831 01:06:08,136 --> 01:06:09,261 I wasn't adopted. 832 01:06:09,429 --> 01:06:11,221 Jesus. She never told you? 833 01:06:11,389 --> 01:06:13,056 Told me what? 834 01:06:14,392 --> 01:06:16,370 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 835 01:06:16,394 --> 01:06:17,603 That's not true. 836 01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:19,146 Why are you saying that? 837 01:06:19,314 --> 01:06:20,374 Then she was arrested and committed 838 01:06:20,398 --> 01:06:21,565 to arkham state hospital, 839 01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:23,108 when you were just a little boy. 840 01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:24,401 Why are you saying this? 841 01:06:24,569 --> 01:06:26,069 I don't need you to tell me lies. 842 01:06:26,237 --> 01:06:27,571 I know it seems strange. 843 01:06:27,655 --> 01:06:29,281 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 844 01:06:29,449 --> 01:06:31,033 I don't know why everyone is so rude. 845 01:06:31,201 --> 01:06:32,409 I don't know why you are. 846 01:06:32,577 --> 01:06:33,911 I don't want anything from you. 847 01:06:34,078 --> 01:06:36,455 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, dad! 848 01:06:36,623 --> 01:06:38,624 How about just a little bit of fucking decency? 849 01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:40,167 What is it with you people? 850 01:06:40,335 --> 01:06:42,294 You say that stuff about my mother. 851 01:06:42,462 --> 01:06:43,837 She's crazy. 852 01:06:43,922 --> 01:06:46,006 She's... 853 01:06:53,598 --> 01:06:54,973 You think this is funny? 854 01:06:56,601 --> 01:06:59,770 Dad, it's me. Come on. 855 01:07:02,482 --> 01:07:03,649 Touch my son again, 856 01:07:03,733 --> 01:07:05,173 I'll fucking kill you. 857 01:07:25,046 --> 01:07:27,839 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is detective garrity. 858 01:07:28,007 --> 01:07:30,342 We met the other night at Gotham general. 859 01:07:30,510 --> 01:07:32,803 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 860 01:07:32,971 --> 01:07:35,889 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. 861 01:07:36,057 --> 01:07:37,937 Please give me a call when you get this message. 862 01:07:37,976 --> 01:07:39,893 Again, detective garrity, 863 01:07:40,061 --> 01:07:44,064 and my number is 212... 99. 864 01:08:27,108 --> 01:08:28,942 This message is for Arthur fleck. 865 01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:30,819 My name is Shirley woods. 866 01:08:30,903 --> 01:08:33,071 I work on the Murray Franklin show. 867 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:34,383 I don't know if you're aware, 868 01:08:34,407 --> 01:08:36,007 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up 869 01:08:36,034 --> 01:08:37,075 on the show recently, 870 01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:40,537 and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 871 01:08:40,705 --> 01:08:42,914 Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 872 01:08:47,337 --> 01:08:48,670 Who is this? 873 01:08:48,838 --> 01:08:50,464 Oh, hi, this is Shirley woods. 874 01:08:50,632 --> 01:08:53,425 I'm the show booker from live with Murray Franklin. 875 01:08:53,593 --> 01:08:54,635 Is this Arthur? 876 01:08:56,638 --> 01:08:57,638 Yes. 877 01:08:57,805 --> 01:08:59,765 Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, 878 01:08:59,849 --> 01:09:01,850 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. 879 01:09:02,018 --> 01:09:03,727 Amazing responses. 880 01:09:03,895 --> 01:09:06,188 And Murray asked if I would reach out to you 881 01:09:06,272 --> 01:09:07,898 to see if you would come on as his guest. 882 01:09:13,196 --> 01:09:16,323 Murray wants me on the Murray Franklin show? 883 01:09:16,491 --> 01:09:18,075 Yeah. Isn't that great? 884 01:09:18,242 --> 01:09:21,119 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? 885 01:09:22,121 --> 01:09:24,289 That sound good to you? 886 01:09:28,628 --> 01:09:30,671 Yeah, that sounds great. 887 01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:32,673 Can we set up a date right now? 888 01:09:32,757 --> 01:09:34,466 Are you available next Thursday? 889 01:10:27,186 --> 01:10:28,186 Hey. 890 01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:31,982 Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. 891 01:10:32,150 --> 01:10:34,420 All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, 892 01:10:34,444 --> 01:10:37,446 and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... 893 01:10:38,823 --> 01:10:40,782 Can I ask you a question? 894 01:10:40,950 --> 01:10:42,159 Sure. 895 01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:46,663 How does someone wind up in here? 896 01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:51,251 Have they all, all the people committed crimes? 897 01:10:51,878 --> 01:10:53,545 Well, yeah, some have. 898 01:10:53,713 --> 01:10:56,590 You know, some are just crazy. 899 01:10:56,758 --> 01:10:59,217 Pose dangers to themselves and others. 900 01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:00,969 Some just got nowhere else to go. 901 01:11:01,053 --> 01:11:03,138 Don't know what to do, you know? 902 01:11:03,306 --> 01:11:06,975 - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. 903 01:11:07,059 --> 01:11:09,895 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 904 01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:14,107 Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. 905 01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:19,196 I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. 906 01:11:20,531 --> 01:11:21,531 What's that? 907 01:11:23,075 --> 01:11:26,453 I fucked up and did some bad shit. 908 01:11:30,374 --> 01:11:31,560 You know what I'm talking about, 909 01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:36,922 it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. 910 01:11:39,008 --> 01:11:40,717 Hey, listen, man. 911 01:11:41,719 --> 01:11:43,178 I'm just an administrative assistant. 912 01:11:43,262 --> 01:11:44,763 Like a clerk, you know. 913 01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:46,515 All I do is file paperwork. 914 01:11:47,642 --> 01:11:49,351 I don't know what to tell you. 915 01:11:49,519 --> 01:11:51,311 But you should see somebody. 916 01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:52,729 You know, they got programs, 917 01:11:52,814 --> 01:11:55,357 city services, stuff like that. 918 01:11:55,525 --> 01:11:56,858 Oh, yeah. 919 01:11:56,943 --> 01:11:58,623 They cut all those. 920 01:12:03,616 --> 01:12:05,617 All right, here it is. Fleck. 921 01:12:05,785 --> 01:12:07,702 Penny fleck. Let's see. 922 01:12:08,621 --> 01:12:12,207 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin stoner. 923 01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:17,796 Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis 924 01:12:17,964 --> 01:12:21,424 and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. 925 01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:23,718 "Was found guilty of endangering 926 01:12:23,803 --> 01:12:27,222 the welfare of her own child." 927 01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:36,523 What? 928 01:12:39,944 --> 01:12:41,403 You said she's your mother. 929 01:12:46,367 --> 01:12:47,492 Uh... 930 01:12:47,702 --> 01:12:50,078 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, 931 01:12:50,246 --> 01:12:52,998 you know, without proper forms. 932 01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,125 I could get in trouble. 933 01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:57,961 Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, 934 01:12:58,129 --> 01:12:59,129 that'll be much easier, 935 01:12:59,297 --> 01:13:02,340 but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? 936 01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:03,508 I'm sorry. 937 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,890 No, man! Shit! 938 01:13:10,474 --> 01:13:12,350 Come on, man. Give it... 939 01:13:13,269 --> 01:13:15,562 Hey! Hey! 940 01:14:13,746 --> 01:14:16,665 We went over this, penny. You adopted him. 941 01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:19,167 We have all the paperwork right here. 942 01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:22,087 That's not true. 943 01:14:22,254 --> 01:14:24,506 Thomas had that all made up, 944 01:14:24,674 --> 01:14:27,300 so it stayed our secret. 945 01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:31,638 You also stood by 946 01:14:32,264 --> 01:14:33,598 while one of your boyfriends 947 01:14:33,683 --> 01:14:37,143 repeatedly abused your adopted son 948 01:14:38,521 --> 01:14:39,521 and battered you. 949 01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:00,875 Penny, 950 01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:05,088 your son was found tied to a radiator 951 01:15:05,256 --> 01:15:07,674 in your filthy apartment. 952 01:15:07,842 --> 01:15:10,343 Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body 953 01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:12,512 and severe trauma to his head. 954 01:15:14,682 --> 01:15:16,391 I never heard him cry. 955 01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:20,770 He's always been such a happy little boy. 956 01:17:21,851 --> 01:17:23,268 It's time for bed. 957 01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:27,772 Oh, my god! 958 01:17:28,732 --> 01:17:30,692 What are you doing in here? 959 01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:34,821 You're in the wrong apartment. 960 01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:43,163 Your name's Arthur, right? 961 01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:44,998 You live down the hall. 962 01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:50,003 I really need you to leave. 963 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:57,260 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 964 01:18:02,391 --> 01:18:03,474 Please. 965 01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:08,396 I had a bad day. 966 01:18:11,233 --> 01:18:13,735 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 967 01:19:39,989 --> 01:19:41,698 Shut up! 968 01:20:00,884 --> 01:20:02,302 Hey, penny. 969 01:20:04,763 --> 01:20:06,097 Penny fleck. 970 01:20:14,273 --> 01:20:16,107 I always hated that name. 971 01:20:19,737 --> 01:20:21,654 You know how you used to tell me 972 01:20:23,699 --> 01:20:26,326 that my laugh was a condition? 973 01:20:27,870 --> 01:20:29,954 That there was something wrong with me? 974 01:20:33,042 --> 01:20:34,250 There isn't. 975 01:20:37,129 --> 01:20:38,463 That's the real me. 976 01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:40,798 Happy. 977 01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:45,470 Happy. Hmm. 978 01:20:48,807 --> 01:20:51,601 I haven't been happy 979 01:20:51,685 --> 01:20:53,936 one minute of my entire fucking life. 980 01:21:00,903 --> 01:21:02,320 You know what's funny? 981 01:21:05,074 --> 01:21:06,866 You know what really makes me laugh? 982 01:21:09,244 --> 01:21:11,662 I used to think that my life was a tragedy... 983 01:21:13,415 --> 01:21:15,416 But now I realize 984 01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:17,168 it's a fucking comedy. 985 01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:28,865 A very fine actor. 986 01:22:29,032 --> 01:22:32,034 He's got a new movie called American playboy 987 01:22:32,202 --> 01:22:34,078 opening this week across the country. 988 01:22:34,246 --> 01:22:36,080 Will you please welcome a good friend 989 01:22:36,165 --> 01:22:38,249 of the show, Mr. Ethan chase. 990 01:22:57,936 --> 01:22:59,789 Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. 991 01:22:59,813 --> 01:23:01,749 Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. 992 01:23:01,773 --> 01:23:02,893 Ah, can't complain. 993 01:23:03,275 --> 01:23:05,568 Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having... 994 01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:07,945 Hey, Murray. 995 01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:10,114 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 996 01:23:10,699 --> 01:23:12,825 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. 997 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,360 I'm nervous right now. 998 01:23:18,123 --> 01:23:19,803 - You are? - I am nervous. 999 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,918 Hey, Murray. I've been on... 1000 01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:36,807 I'm sorry. What's that? 1001 01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:39,977 Oh, that's very funny, Murray. 1002 01:23:41,271 --> 01:23:43,439 You know, I'm also a comedian. 1003 01:23:43,607 --> 01:23:44,899 Would you like to hear a joke? 1004 01:23:46,109 --> 01:23:48,319 Yeah? All of you? 1005 01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:49,820 Okay. 1006 01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:53,950 Knock... 1007 01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,159 Knock, knock. 1008 01:24:09,049 --> 01:24:10,341 Knock, knock. 1009 01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,446 That's life 1010 01:24:32,531 --> 01:24:34,240 that's life 1011 01:24:34,324 --> 01:24:37,243 that's what all the people say 1012 01:24:38,662 --> 01:24:41,539 you're riding high in April 1013 01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:44,292 shot down in may 1014 01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:49,046 but I know I'm gonna change that tune 1015 01:24:50,591 --> 01:24:55,219 when I'm back on top back on top in June 1016 01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:58,222 I said, that's life 1017 01:24:58,307 --> 01:25:00,349 that's life 1018 01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:03,644 and as funny as it may seem 1019 01:25:04,354 --> 01:25:06,689 some people get their kicks 1020 01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:10,067 stompin' on a dream 1021 01:25:10,819 --> 01:25:14,572 but I don't let it, let it get me down 1022 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:18,701 'cause this fine old world 1023 01:25:18,785 --> 01:25:21,287 it keeps spinnin' around 1024 01:25:22,122 --> 01:25:25,374 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1025 01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:28,961 a poet, a pawn and a king 1026 01:25:29,046 --> 01:25:33,090 I've been up and down and over and out 1027 01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:35,301 and I know one thing 1028 01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:41,015 each time I find myself flat on my face 1029 01:25:42,017 --> 01:25:48,189 I pick myself up and get back in the race 1030 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:49,398 that's life 1031 01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:51,163 that's life 1032 01:25:51,234 --> 01:25:54,111 I tell ya, I can't deny it 1033 01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:57,573 I thought of quitting, baby 1034 01:25:58,825 --> 01:26:01,369 but my heart just ain't gonna buy it 1035 01:26:01,453 --> 01:26:04,914 and if I didn't think it was worth one single try 1036 01:26:07,668 --> 01:26:08,751 coming. 1037 01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:12,380 I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly... 1038 01:26:19,846 --> 01:26:21,263 Hey, Arthur. 1039 01:26:21,431 --> 01:26:22,431 How's it going? 1040 01:26:23,433 --> 01:26:24,725 Oh, hey, guys. 1041 01:26:25,268 --> 01:26:26,394 Come on in. 1042 01:26:26,853 --> 01:26:27,978 Did you get a new gig? 1043 01:26:28,689 --> 01:26:29,689 No. 1044 01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:33,651 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at city hall. 1045 01:26:33,819 --> 01:26:35,486 I hear it's gonna be nuts. 1046 01:26:35,654 --> 01:26:37,238 Oh, is that today? 1047 01:26:37,948 --> 01:26:38,948 Yeah. 1048 01:26:39,866 --> 01:26:41,283 What's with the makeup then? 1049 01:26:42,744 --> 01:26:44,245 My mom died. 1050 01:26:44,413 --> 01:26:45,621 I'm celebrating. 1051 01:26:46,540 --> 01:26:47,540 Right. We heard. 1052 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:48,749 That's why we came by. 1053 01:26:48,917 --> 01:26:51,627 We figured, you know, you could use some cheering up. 1054 01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:53,796 Aw, that's sweet. 1055 01:26:53,964 --> 01:26:56,841 But, no, I feel good. 1056 01:26:57,634 --> 01:26:59,260 Yeah, I stopped taking my medication. 1057 01:26:59,428 --> 01:27:01,053 I feel a lot better now. 1058 01:27:03,181 --> 01:27:05,683 Oh, okay. Good for you. 1059 01:27:07,811 --> 01:27:10,688 So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, 1060 01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:13,274 but the cops have been coming around the shop, 1061 01:27:14,025 --> 01:27:17,945 talking to all the guys about those subway murders. 1062 01:27:18,071 --> 01:27:19,864 - And, um... - They didn't talk to me. 1063 01:27:21,825 --> 01:27:24,493 That's because the suspect was a regular-sized person. 1064 01:27:25,036 --> 01:27:27,538 If it was a fucking midget, you'd be in jail right now. 1065 01:27:33,336 --> 01:27:34,587 Anyway, um, 1066 01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:38,758 hoyt said that they talked to you, 1067 01:27:38,925 --> 01:27:40,217 and now they're looking for me, 1068 01:27:40,302 --> 01:27:41,886 and I just wanna know what you said. 1069 01:27:42,053 --> 01:27:43,471 Make sure our stories line up. 1070 01:27:43,638 --> 01:27:46,682 - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. 1071 01:27:46,850 --> 01:27:48,661 - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? 1072 01:27:48,685 --> 01:27:50,352 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 1073 01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:57,151 Arthur! 1074 01:27:57,819 --> 01:27:59,153 No! 1075 01:28:00,489 --> 01:28:01,489 What? 1076 01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:03,824 No! 1077 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:13,834 Why would you do that, Arthur? 1078 01:28:34,898 --> 01:28:37,066 Do you watch the Murray Franklin show? 1079 01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,567 Yeah. 1080 01:28:39,903 --> 01:28:41,695 I'm gonna be on tonight. 1081 01:28:45,992 --> 01:28:47,743 It fucking crazy, innit? 1082 01:28:47,828 --> 01:28:49,662 Me on the telly. 1083 01:28:51,706 --> 01:28:53,666 What the fuck, Arthur? 1084 01:28:54,918 --> 01:28:56,001 What? 1085 01:29:01,007 --> 01:29:02,216 It's okay, Gary. 1086 01:29:02,676 --> 01:29:03,676 You can go. 1087 01:29:06,263 --> 01:29:07,888 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1088 01:29:10,851 --> 01:29:12,309 Oh! 1089 01:29:12,561 --> 01:29:14,645 Don't look. Just go. 1090 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,200 Fuck. 1091 01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:34,665 Hey, Arthur? 1092 01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:35,833 Yeah? 1093 01:29:37,043 --> 01:29:39,461 Arthur, can you get the lock? 1094 01:29:42,674 --> 01:29:43,674 Shit. 1095 01:29:44,134 --> 01:29:45,593 Sorry, Gary. 1096 01:29:56,563 --> 01:29:57,605 Gary? 1097 01:29:57,772 --> 01:29:58,772 Yeah. 1098 01:30:01,318 --> 01:30:03,903 You were the only one that was ever nice to me. 1099 01:30:05,989 --> 01:30:07,197 Skedaddle. 1100 01:31:34,411 --> 01:31:35,744 Hey, Arthur! 1101 01:31:35,912 --> 01:31:37,287 We need to talk. 1102 01:31:37,539 --> 01:31:38,664 Oh! 1103 01:31:38,748 --> 01:31:40,749 Hey! Stop, Arthur! 1104 01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:47,256 Arthur! 1105 01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:51,468 Watch it! Out of the way! 1106 01:31:54,639 --> 01:31:55,639 Move! 1107 01:31:57,642 --> 01:31:58,682 Arthur! 1108 01:31:59,686 --> 01:32:00,936 Shit. 1109 01:32:03,314 --> 01:32:04,398 Hey! Hey! 1110 01:32:11,448 --> 01:32:12,448 Arthur, stop! 1111 01:32:18,163 --> 01:32:19,163 Go! Go! 1112 01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:23,291 Now departing, o-train, downtown. 1113 01:32:25,128 --> 01:32:26,879 Stand clear of the closing doors. 1114 01:32:36,306 --> 01:32:38,932 Hold that train! Hold it! 1115 01:32:40,852 --> 01:32:42,061 Get out! Get outta here! 1116 01:32:43,188 --> 01:32:44,828 Next stop, bedford park. 1117 01:32:59,204 --> 01:33:00,204 Masks off! 1118 01:33:00,371 --> 01:33:01,747 Get your mask off! 1119 01:33:02,582 --> 01:33:04,333 Signs down! Now! 1120 01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:14,968 Police! Signs down! 1121 01:33:16,137 --> 01:33:17,221 Signs down. 1122 01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,102 What the fuck! 1123 01:33:26,022 --> 01:33:27,582 Beat his ass! 1124 01:33:33,947 --> 01:33:35,489 Stop fighting! Police! 1125 01:33:35,657 --> 01:33:37,783 Police! Get down! 1126 01:33:39,953 --> 01:33:42,079 Get down! Get the fuck back! 1127 01:33:43,164 --> 01:33:44,164 Police! Get down. 1128 01:33:45,083 --> 01:33:46,208 Get the fuck down! 1129 01:33:50,922 --> 01:33:53,340 Stay the fuck back! Down! 1130 01:33:56,970 --> 01:33:57,970 What the... 1131 01:34:01,349 --> 01:34:02,349 Arthur! 1132 01:34:02,934 --> 01:34:03,976 Burke! 1133 01:34:05,603 --> 01:34:07,062 Don't do it! 1134 01:34:56,905 --> 01:34:58,071 Two officers on the train 1135 01:34:58,156 --> 01:34:59,676 were violently confronted by the crowd, 1136 01:34:59,741 --> 01:35:01,158 and tonight are in serious 1137 01:35:01,242 --> 01:35:03,452 but stable condition at Gotham metropolitan. 1138 01:35:03,536 --> 01:35:05,120 We're going live now to 1139 01:35:05,205 --> 01:35:06,997 co-anchor Courtney weathers, 1140 01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:09,165 who's standing by outside the bedford park station, 1141 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:11,084 near where the shooting took place. 1142 01:35:11,252 --> 01:35:13,128 Courtney, what's the scene there? 1143 01:35:18,134 --> 01:35:19,176 Murray. 1144 01:35:19,344 --> 01:35:20,928 Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. 1145 01:35:21,095 --> 01:35:23,472 Oh, come on, gene. That's all bullshit. 1146 01:35:24,557 --> 01:35:25,766 Thank you, Murray. 1147 01:35:26,976 --> 01:35:28,727 I feel like I know you. 1148 01:35:29,229 --> 01:35:31,063 I've been watching you forever. 1149 01:35:31,231 --> 01:35:32,356 Thank you. 1150 01:35:32,523 --> 01:35:33,815 What's with the face? 1151 01:35:33,983 --> 01:35:35,943 I mean, are you part of the protest? 1152 01:35:36,110 --> 01:35:37,110 No. 1153 01:35:37,278 --> 01:35:39,029 No, I don't believe in any of that. 1154 01:35:39,739 --> 01:35:41,323 I don't believe in anything. 1155 01:35:41,950 --> 01:35:43,492 I just thought it'd be good for my act. 1156 01:35:43,660 --> 01:35:45,160 For your act? Didn't you hear 1157 01:35:45,245 --> 01:35:46,722 what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. 1158 01:35:46,746 --> 01:35:48,432 He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. 1159 01:35:48,456 --> 01:35:49,706 No, I hadn't heard. 1160 01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:51,250 - Yeah. - You see? 1161 01:35:51,334 --> 01:35:52,728 This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy 1162 01:35:52,752 --> 01:35:53,752 if you put this guy on. 1163 01:35:53,878 --> 01:35:56,004 Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 1164 01:35:56,172 --> 01:35:58,382 Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. 1165 01:35:59,175 --> 01:36:01,255 We're gonna go with it. 1166 01:36:01,511 --> 01:36:02,511 Thank you, Murray. 1167 01:36:03,096 --> 01:36:04,221 Couple rules, though. 1168 01:36:04,389 --> 01:36:06,139 No cursing. No off-color material. 1169 01:36:06,307 --> 01:36:07,766 We do a clean show. 1170 01:36:07,934 --> 01:36:08,934 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1171 01:36:09,102 --> 01:36:10,686 You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. 1172 01:36:10,853 --> 01:36:11,853 I love Dr. Sally. 1173 01:36:12,021 --> 01:36:13,438 Good, good. Someone will 1174 01:36:13,523 --> 01:36:15,691 - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. 1175 01:36:15,775 --> 01:36:16,900 Good luck. 1176 01:36:16,985 --> 01:36:17,985 - Thanks, Murray. - Okay. 1177 01:36:19,195 --> 01:36:22,406 - Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. 1178 01:36:22,573 --> 01:36:24,241 When you bring me out, 1179 01:36:24,409 --> 01:36:26,285 can you introduce me as joker? 1180 01:36:26,452 --> 01:36:28,161 What's wrong with your real name? 1181 01:36:28,788 --> 01:36:31,039 That's what you called me on the show. 1182 01:36:31,207 --> 01:36:32,332 A joker. 1183 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,500 Do you remember? 1184 01:36:33,876 --> 01:36:35,877 - Did I? - I don't know. 1185 01:36:36,045 --> 01:36:38,130 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, joker it is. 1186 01:36:38,298 --> 01:36:39,298 It's good. 1187 01:36:39,465 --> 01:36:40,549 Thanks, Murray. 1188 01:37:02,822 --> 01:37:03,924 I'll try it, you know, 1189 01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:05,824 but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it. 1190 01:37:07,285 --> 01:37:08,618 Maybe my next wife. 1191 01:37:12,332 --> 01:37:14,082 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1192 01:37:14,250 --> 01:37:16,293 I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. 1193 01:37:16,627 --> 01:37:17,688 Oh! 1194 01:37:17,712 --> 01:37:19,087 Does he have sexual problems? 1195 01:37:19,255 --> 01:37:21,673 Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1196 01:37:22,884 --> 01:37:25,510 All right, Bobby, let's show that clip one last time. 1197 01:37:31,934 --> 01:37:34,811 I hated school as a kid. 1198 01:37:36,606 --> 01:37:38,774 But my mother would always say, 1199 01:37:39,817 --> 01:37:41,128 "you should enjoy it. 1200 01:37:41,152 --> 01:37:44,279 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 1201 01:37:44,447 --> 01:37:45,674 "No, I won't, ma. 1202 01:37:45,698 --> 01:37:47,657 I'm gonna be a comedian." 1203 01:37:53,956 --> 01:37:56,249 Okay. You may... 1204 01:37:57,710 --> 01:38:00,962 You may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1205 01:38:01,130 --> 01:38:03,507 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1206 01:38:03,674 --> 01:38:05,175 that we're all heartbroken 1207 01:38:05,259 --> 01:38:07,219 about what's going on in the city tonight. 1208 01:38:07,387 --> 01:38:09,679 But this is how he wanted to come out, 1209 01:38:09,847 --> 01:38:13,058 and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1210 01:38:13,226 --> 01:38:15,394 So, please welcome, joker. 1211 01:38:58,020 --> 01:38:59,396 Are you all right, doctor? 1212 01:39:03,234 --> 01:39:05,694 Well, that was quite an entrance. 1213 01:39:12,243 --> 01:39:13,243 You okay? 1214 01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:17,497 Yeah. 1215 01:39:17,665 --> 01:39:20,375 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1216 01:39:22,336 --> 01:39:24,129 Well, that makes one of us. 1217 01:39:31,012 --> 01:39:33,180 So, can you tell us about this look? 1218 01:39:33,347 --> 01:39:34,681 When we spoke earlier, 1219 01:39:34,765 --> 01:39:36,869 you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. 1220 01:39:36,893 --> 01:39:37,934 Is that right? 1221 01:39:38,102 --> 01:39:39,728 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1222 01:39:39,896 --> 01:39:42,439 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1223 01:39:42,607 --> 01:39:44,687 And how's that going for you? 1224 01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:54,534 So, I know you're a comedian. 1225 01:39:54,702 --> 01:39:56,536 You been working on any new material? 1226 01:39:56,621 --> 01:39:57,746 You wanna tell us a joke? 1227 01:40:03,461 --> 01:40:04,461 Yeah? 1228 01:40:06,631 --> 01:40:07,631 Okay. 1229 01:40:13,679 --> 01:40:15,305 He's got a book. 1230 01:40:16,224 --> 01:40:17,682 A book of jokes. 1231 01:40:27,527 --> 01:40:28,902 Take your time. We got all night. 1232 01:40:34,951 --> 01:40:37,244 Okay, okay. Here's one. 1233 01:40:40,373 --> 01:40:42,874 Knock, knock. 1234 01:40:43,042 --> 01:40:44,376 And you had to look that up? 1235 01:40:51,509 --> 01:40:53,134 I want to get it right. 1236 01:40:54,971 --> 01:40:56,513 Knock, knock. 1237 01:40:56,681 --> 01:40:58,181 Who's there? 1238 01:40:59,642 --> 01:41:01,059 It's the police, ma'am. 1239 01:41:01,227 --> 01:41:03,061 Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. 1240 01:41:03,229 --> 01:41:05,647 He's dead. 1241 01:41:07,567 --> 01:41:09,150 Oh, no, no, no. 1242 01:41:09,318 --> 01:41:11,069 No, you cannot joke about that. 1243 01:41:11,237 --> 01:41:13,196 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1244 01:41:13,364 --> 01:41:15,824 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1245 01:41:16,409 --> 01:41:18,702 Okay. I'm... yeah, I'm sorry. 1246 01:41:18,869 --> 01:41:23,248 It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. 1247 01:41:24,834 --> 01:41:26,668 Ever since 1248 01:41:29,213 --> 01:41:31,339 I killed those three wall street guys. 1249 01:41:37,930 --> 01:41:39,889 Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline. 1250 01:41:41,392 --> 01:41:43,101 There is no punchline. 1251 01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,396 It's not a joke. 1252 01:41:51,068 --> 01:41:52,152 You're serious, aren't you? 1253 01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:53,380 You're telling us you killed 1254 01:41:53,404 --> 01:41:54,673 those three young men on the subway? 1255 01:41:54,697 --> 01:41:55,697 Mmm-hmm. 1256 01:41:55,865 --> 01:41:57,574 And why should we believe you? 1257 01:41:57,742 --> 01:41:59,701 I got nothing left to lose. 1258 01:42:01,704 --> 01:42:03,747 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1259 01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:09,794 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1260 01:42:13,424 --> 01:42:14,526 Well, let me get this straight, 1261 01:42:14,550 --> 01:42:16,801 you think that killing those guys is funny? 1262 01:42:17,470 --> 01:42:18,970 I do. 1263 01:42:19,138 --> 01:42:21,765 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1264 01:42:21,932 --> 01:42:23,808 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1265 01:42:24,268 --> 01:42:25,977 Isn't that what they say? 1266 01:42:26,145 --> 01:42:27,896 All of you, 1267 01:42:28,064 --> 01:42:30,649 the system that knows so much, 1268 01:42:30,816 --> 01:42:33,526 you decide what's right or wrong. 1269 01:42:33,694 --> 01:42:38,907 The same way that you decide what's funny or not! 1270 01:42:40,242 --> 01:42:41,242 Get him off! 1271 01:42:41,994 --> 01:42:45,664 Well, okay, I think I might understand 1272 01:42:45,998 --> 01:42:47,499 that you did this to start a movement, 1273 01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,584 to become a symbol? 1274 01:42:50,211 --> 01:42:51,753 Come on, Murray. 1275 01:42:51,921 --> 01:42:53,148 Do I look like the kind of clown 1276 01:42:53,172 --> 01:42:54,756 that could start a movement? 1277 01:42:54,924 --> 01:42:57,759 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1278 01:42:57,927 --> 01:43:00,428 Everybody is awful these days. 1279 01:43:00,596 --> 01:43:02,889 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1280 01:43:03,057 --> 01:43:04,808 Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. 1281 01:43:04,975 --> 01:43:07,268 That's your defense for killing three young men? 1282 01:43:07,895 --> 01:43:09,437 No. 1283 01:43:09,605 --> 01:43:12,941 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1284 01:43:14,777 --> 01:43:18,196 Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1285 01:43:19,073 --> 01:43:20,824 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1286 01:43:20,908 --> 01:43:22,283 you'd walk right over me! 1287 01:43:22,451 --> 01:43:24,577 I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. 1288 01:43:24,745 --> 01:43:26,996 But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne 1289 01:43:27,081 --> 01:43:28,623 went and cried about them on TV? 1290 01:43:28,791 --> 01:43:30,834 You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1291 01:43:31,001 --> 01:43:32,919 Yes, I do. 1292 01:43:33,087 --> 01:43:36,506 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1293 01:43:36,674 --> 01:43:39,718 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1294 01:43:39,885 --> 01:43:43,722 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1295 01:43:43,889 --> 01:43:46,057 Nobody's civil anymore. 1296 01:43:46,225 --> 01:43:49,811 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1297 01:43:50,604 --> 01:43:53,398 You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think 1298 01:43:53,482 --> 01:43:55,442 what it's like to be someone like me? 1299 01:43:55,609 --> 01:43:58,319 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1300 01:43:58,529 --> 01:44:00,655 They think that we'll just sit there 1301 01:44:00,740 --> 01:44:03,116 and take it, like good little boys! 1302 01:44:03,409 --> 01:44:05,493 That we won't werewolf and go wild! 1303 01:44:05,661 --> 01:44:07,287 You finished? 1304 01:44:07,455 --> 01:44:09,789 I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. 1305 01:44:09,957 --> 01:44:11,499 You sound like you're making excuses 1306 01:44:11,584 --> 01:44:13,001 for killing those young men. 1307 01:44:13,169 --> 01:44:15,003 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, 1308 01:44:15,087 --> 01:44:16,504 not everyone is awful. 1309 01:44:18,799 --> 01:44:20,008 You're awful, Murray. 1310 01:44:20,176 --> 01:44:22,051 Me? I'm awful? 1311 01:44:22,219 --> 01:44:23,970 Oh, yeah, how am I awful? 1312 01:44:26,140 --> 01:44:27,599 Playing my video. 1313 01:44:29,018 --> 01:44:30,894 Inviting me on this show. 1314 01:44:31,979 --> 01:44:34,314 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1315 01:44:35,316 --> 01:44:37,275 You're just like the rest of them. 1316 01:44:37,443 --> 01:44:39,360 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1317 01:44:39,528 --> 01:44:42,113 Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. 1318 01:44:42,281 --> 01:44:43,990 There are riots out there. 1319 01:44:44,158 --> 01:44:45,677 Two policemen are in critical condition, 1320 01:44:45,701 --> 01:44:46,970 and you're laughing. 1321 01:44:46,994 --> 01:44:47,994 You're laughing. 1322 01:44:48,162 --> 01:44:50,997 Someone was killed today, because of what you did. 1323 01:44:51,165 --> 01:44:52,624 I know. 1324 01:44:55,211 --> 01:44:56,451 How about another joke, Murray? 1325 01:44:56,587 --> 01:44:58,267 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 1326 01:44:58,380 --> 01:44:59,733 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 1327 01:44:59,757 --> 01:45:02,300 When you cross a mentally-ill loner 1328 01:45:02,468 --> 01:45:04,886 with a society that abandons him 1329 01:45:04,970 --> 01:45:06,012 and treats him like trash? 1330 01:45:06,180 --> 01:45:07,180 Call the police, gene! 1331 01:45:07,348 --> 01:45:08,784 - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. 1332 01:45:08,808 --> 01:45:10,475 You get what you fucking deserve! 1333 01:45:47,012 --> 01:45:50,139 Good night. And always remember, that's... 1334 01:45:55,521 --> 01:45:56,771 Breaking news. 1335 01:45:56,939 --> 01:45:59,482 Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin 1336 01:45:59,650 --> 01:46:01,920 was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. 1337 01:46:01,944 --> 01:46:04,237 The man who was introduced by Franklin 1338 01:46:04,321 --> 01:46:07,198 as "joker" is currently under arrest. 1339 01:46:07,366 --> 01:46:09,951 Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio. 1340 01:46:11,704 --> 01:46:14,247 Merely just a punchline to a joke... 1341 01:46:14,415 --> 01:46:16,055 You get what you deserve! 1342 01:46:16,166 --> 01:46:17,269 Looting and rioting 1343 01:46:17,293 --> 01:46:18,334 have intensified here... 1344 01:46:18,502 --> 01:46:19,980 ...rioting throughout the city. 1345 01:46:20,004 --> 01:46:21,314 ...with a society that abandons him 1346 01:46:21,338 --> 01:46:22,380 and treats him like trash? 1347 01:46:22,464 --> 01:46:23,733 This mob of clowns... 1348 01:46:23,757 --> 01:46:25,318 Many wearing clown masks. 1349 01:46:27,219 --> 01:46:28,939 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1350 01:46:28,971 --> 01:46:30,365 - you'd walk right over me. - To all of 1351 01:46:30,389 --> 01:46:31,867 those who have been ignored by the system. 1352 01:46:31,891 --> 01:46:33,159 And always remember, that's life! 1353 01:46:33,183 --> 01:46:35,852 And as you see, Gotham is burning. 1354 01:46:37,313 --> 01:46:41,482 In the white room with black curtains near the station 1355 01:46:44,987 --> 01:46:49,949 black roof country, no gold pavements tired starlings 1356 01:46:53,829 --> 01:46:56,664 silver horses ran down moonbeams 1357 01:46:58,792 --> 01:47:00,835 in your dark eyes 1358 01:47:02,838 --> 01:47:08,927 dawnlight smiles on you leaving my contentment 1359 01:47:14,224 --> 01:47:18,227 I'll wait in this place where the sun never shines 1360 01:47:21,065 --> 01:47:24,233 wait in this place 1361 01:47:24,318 --> 01:47:29,864 where the shadows run from themselves 1362 01:47:31,075 --> 01:47:33,275 stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. 1363 01:47:33,702 --> 01:47:35,013 Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 1364 01:47:35,037 --> 01:47:36,037 'cause of what you did. 1365 01:47:37,247 --> 01:47:39,540 All units, fire reported, north of alley. 1366 01:47:39,625 --> 01:47:41,167 Code four for medical. 1367 01:47:41,794 --> 01:47:43,252 I know. 1368 01:47:44,755 --> 01:47:46,756 Isn't it beautiful? 1369 01:49:29,234 --> 01:49:30,568 Go over there. 1370 01:49:48,462 --> 01:49:49,587 Hey, Wayne. 1371 01:49:50,547 --> 01:49:52,298 You get what you fucking deserve. 1372 01:49:52,466 --> 01:49:53,591 No! Pal! 1373 01:50:34,383 --> 01:50:36,384 Come on, get up! 1374 01:50:36,552 --> 01:50:38,511 Come on, man, get up. 1375 01:53:17,713 --> 01:53:19,797 What's so funny? 1376 01:53:23,802 --> 01:53:25,386 Just thinking of a joke. 1377 01:53:44,573 --> 01:53:46,574 Do you want to tell it to me? 1378 01:53:52,748 --> 01:53:54,373 You wouldn't get it. 1379 01:54:06,428 --> 01:54:08,095 That's life 1380 01:54:08,180 --> 01:54:09,638 that's life 1381 01:54:09,723 --> 01:54:12,641 and as funny as it may seem 1382 01:54:14,102 --> 01:54:16,812 some people get their kicks 1383 01:54:16,980 --> 01:54:19,106 stompin' on a dream 1384 01:54:20,150 --> 01:54:23,819 but I don't let it, let it get me down 1385 01:54:25,989 --> 01:54:28,157 'cause this fine old world 1386 01:54:28,283 --> 01:54:30,868 it keeps spinnin' around 1387 01:54:31,620 --> 01:54:34,914 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1388 01:54:34,998 --> 01:54:38,250 a poet, a pawn and a king 1389 01:54:38,335 --> 01:54:42,296 I've been up and down and over and out 1390 01:54:42,381 --> 01:54:44,548 and I know one thing 1391 01:54:44,883 --> 01:54:50,721 each time I find myself flat on my face 1392 01:54:51,139 --> 01:54:57,186 I pick myself up and get back in the race 1393 01:54:57,562 --> 01:54:58,771 that's life 1394 01:54:58,855 --> 01:54:59,939 that's life 1395 01:55:00,023 --> 01:55:04,068 that's life and I can't deny it 1396 01:55:04,778 --> 01:55:10,032 many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it 1397 01:55:10,617 --> 01:55:15,204 but if there's nothing shakin' come here this July 1398 01:55:18,166 --> 01:55:24,338 I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball 1399 01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:31,053 and die 1400 01:55:32,848 --> 01:55:38,686 my, my 1401 01:55:50,073 --> 01:55:52,575 Isn't it rich? 1402 01:55:54,911 --> 01:55:57,705 Are we a pair? 1403 01:55:59,749 --> 01:56:03,544 Me here at last on the ground 1404 01:56:03,795 --> 01:56:07,047 you in mid-air 1405 01:56:09,092 --> 01:56:13,721 send in the clowns 1406 01:56:20,520 --> 01:56:23,063 Isn't it bliss? 1407 01:56:25,942 --> 01:56:29,278 Don't you approve? 1408 01:56:30,947 --> 01:56:34,617 One who keeps tearing around 1409 01:56:34,701 --> 01:56:38,871 one who can't move 1410 01:56:41,833 --> 01:56:47,046 where are the clowns? 1411 01:56:48,340 --> 01:56:52,176 Send in the clowns 1412 01:56:53,136 --> 01:56:55,888 just when I stopped 1413 01:56:57,390 --> 01:57:00,559 opening doors 1414 01:57:02,312 --> 01:57:08,984 finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours 1415 01:57:11,112 --> 01:57:17,785 making my entrance again with my usual flair 1416 01:57:21,039 --> 01:57:26,001 sure of my lines 1417 01:57:27,754 --> 01:57:32,716 no one is there 1418 01:57:40,100 --> 01:57:44,103 Don't you love farce? 1419 01:57:46,898 --> 01:57:49,942 My fault, I fear 1420 01:57:52,404 --> 01:57:56,448 I thought that you'd want what I want 1421 01:57:56,533 --> 01:58:00,202 sorry, my dear 1422 01:58:02,497 --> 01:58:07,167 but where are the clowns? 1423 01:58:09,504 --> 01:58:14,466 There ought to be clowns 1424 01:58:15,635 --> 01:58:22,600 well, maybe next year