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This is 1080 gcr.
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You get all the news you need,
all day long.
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Good morning.
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It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on
this Thursday, October 15th.
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I'm Stan I. Brooks,
and here's what's happening.
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It's day 18
of the garbage strike,
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with 10,000 tons of garbage
piling up every day.
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Even the nicest sections
of the city
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are looking like slums.
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Health commissioner
Edward o'Rourke is
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declaring a city-wide
state of emergency
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for the first time in decades.
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There's no need to
wait until somebody dies
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or comes down
with typhoid fever.
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It's already
a serious situation.
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It's something that affects
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almost everyone in the city,
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no matter who they are
or where they live.
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You can't go down
no one Avenue
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without seeing nothing
but garbage and rats.
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It's starting to
affect my business
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when customers can't get in here
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because of
the garbage situation.
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I'm not out that long
to smell it,
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but I think to look at it,
it's terrible.
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It don't affect me except
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for the very bad smell here.
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It's horrific.
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It's a mess.
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I've been in this country
for 50 years,
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and I've never seen
anything like it.
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What is this world coming to?
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Put 'em in a room,
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let 'em sit there and talk
until they get it over with.
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24 hours, 48 hours,
how long it takes.
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The idea of
the national guard moving in
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and cleaning up is a good idea.
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In other news,
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the building industry
and landlords today
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expressed concern
over the latest
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increase in heating oil prices.
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Renters in the Metro area
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are certain to feel the pinch...
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Yo, what's up
with your shoes, bro?
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Nice outfit, pal.
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If you're gonna be
a clown, at least you could be
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a good one.
You know that, right?
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- Hey! Hey!
- Grab it!
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Go, go, go!
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Hey!
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He's coming!
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Come on, clown, let's go!
We've got the sign.
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- Look at him running.
- Let's go!
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Stop them!
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Go, go, go, go!
Watch the car, watch the car!
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Where's your sign,
clown?
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Hey!
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Go, clown! Come on!
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Stop them!
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Go! Come on!
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Stop them!
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Come on, run!
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Hey!
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You fucking...
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Oh, shit! Good hit.
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Come on!
Beat his ass up.
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Come on! This guy's weak.
He can't do nothing.
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Harder! Harder!
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Beat him up. Take his stuff.
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Let's go, let's go!
Come on. Let's go!
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Ha!
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Is it just me,
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or is it getting crazier
out there?
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- It is certainly tense.
- Hmm.
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People are upset.
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They're struggling.
Looking for work.
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These are tough times.
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How about you?
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Have you been keeping up
with your journal?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Great.
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Did you bring it with you?
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Arthur.
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Last time, I asked you
to bring your journal
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with you for these appointments.
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Can I see it?
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I've been using it as a journal,
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but also as a joke diary.
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Funny thoughts or observations.
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I think I told you
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I'm pursuing a career
in stand-up comedy.
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No, you didn't.
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I think I did.
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"I just hope my death makes
more sense than my life."
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How does it feel to
have to come here?
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Does it help to
have someone to talk to?
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I think I felt better
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when I was locked up
in the hospital.
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And have you thought more about
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why you were locked up?
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Who knows?
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I was wondering
if you could ask the doctor
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to increase my medication.
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Arthur, you're on
seven different medications.
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Surely,
they must be doing something.
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I just don't want to
feel so bad anymore.
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Would you please
stop bothering my kid?
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I wasn't bothering him.
I was...
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Just stop.
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What? You think that's funny?
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I'm sorry. I have a...
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I'm sorry.
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Happy,
did you check the mail
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before you came up?
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Yeah, mom.
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Nothing.
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And finally, tonight,
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just when you thought
it couldn't get any worse,
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authorities are saying
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the city is under siege
by scores of rats.
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And not just any rats,
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but super rats,
who are hard to kill.
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He must not be
getting my letters.
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Yeah.
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It's Thomas Wayne, mom.
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He's a busy man.
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Please. I worked
for that family for years.
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The least he could do
is write back.
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Here.
Don't get all worked up. Eat.
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You need to eat.
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You need to eat.
Look how skinny you are.
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Both victims
were taken to Gotham general.
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Sounds like
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the city needs to
find the pied Piper.
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He'll make a great mayor.
Everybody says so.
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Oh, yeah. Everybody who?
Who do you talk to?
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Well, everybody on the news.
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He's the only one
who could save the city.
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He owes it to us.
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Come sit. It's starting.
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Yay, Murray.
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From
ncb studios in Gotham city,
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it's live with Murray Franklin!
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Tonight, Murray welcomes
Sandra winger...
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Oh, Sandra winger's on.
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And the piano stylings
of yeldon and Chantel.
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Joining Murray, as always,
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Ellis drane
and his jazz orchestra.
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And now, without further ado,
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Murray Franklin.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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We got a great-looking
audience tonight.
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Yeah!
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Wow. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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So, everybody's heard
about the super rats that
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- are in Gotham now, right?
- Yeah.
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Well, today, the mayor said
he has a solution.
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You ready for this?
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Super cats.
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But in all seriousness,
I mean, these rats are...
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I love you, Murray!
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I love you, too.
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Hey, Bobby,
would you put the lights on?
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Who is that?
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Was that you?
You wanna stand up, please?
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Stand up for me.
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Go ahead.
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What's your name?
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Hi, Murray. Arthur.
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- Arthur?
- My name's Arthur.
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Oh, okay. Well, there's
something special about you,
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Arthur, I could tell.
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Where are you from?
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I live right here in the city
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with my mother.
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Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
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There's nothing funny
about that.
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I lived with my mother before
I made it. Just me and her.
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I'm that kid whose father went
out for a pack of cigarettes,
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and he never came back.
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Aww.
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I know
what that's like, Murray.
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I've been the man of the house
for as long as I can remember.
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I take good care of my mother.
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All that sacrifice,
she must love you very much.
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She does.
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She always tells me to smile
and put on a happy face.
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She says I was put here
to spread joy and laughter.
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Aww.
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Wow.
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I like that. I like that
a lot. Come on down.
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Come on. For that,
you gotta come down.
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Come on! Come on.
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Come on.
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Okay, we got a big show
tonight. Stay tuned.
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We'll be right back.
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That was great, Arthur.
Thank you.
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I mean, I loved hearing
what you had to say.
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It made my day.
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Thanks, Murray.
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You see all this,
the lights, the show,
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the audience, all that stuff?
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I'd give it all up
in a heartbeat
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to have a kid like you.
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- What's up, ladies?
- Hey, Randall. What's up?
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Another day in chuckle town.
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Yup.
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You okay?
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I heard about
the beatdown you took.
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Fucking savages.
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It was just a bunch of kids.
I should have left it alone.
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No.
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They'll take everything
from you if you do that.
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All the crazy shit out there.
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They're animals.
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You know what?
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Here.
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What is it?
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Take it.
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It's for you.
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You gotta
protect yourself out there.
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Otherwise,
you're gonna get fucked.
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Randall,
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I'm not supposed to have a gun.
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Don't sweat it, art.
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No one has to know.
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And you can pay me back
some other time.
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You know you're my boy.
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Arthur,
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hoyt wants to
see you in his office.
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Hey, Gary. You know
what I've always wondered?
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No idea.
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Do you people call it
miniature golf
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or is it just golf to you?
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Punch him in the dick,
Gary.
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Hello, hoyt.
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Gary said you wanted to see me.
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How's the comedy career?
Are you a famous stand-up yet?
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Not quite.
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Just been
working on my material.
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No, don't sit.
This'll be quick.
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Look, I like you, Arthur.
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You know, a lot of the guys,
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they think you're a freak,
but I like you.
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I don't even know
why I like you.
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But I got another complaint.
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It's starting to piss me off.
Kenny's music.
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The guy said you disappeared.
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Never even returned his sign.
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Because I got jumped.
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Didn't you hear?
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For a sign?
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That's bullshit.
It doesn't even make sense.
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Just get him his sign back.
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He's going out of business,
for god's sake, Arthur.
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Why would I keep his sign?
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How the fuck do I know?
Why does anybody do anything?
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If you don't return the sign,
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I gotta take it
out of your paycheck.
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Are we clear?
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Listen, I'm trying to help you.
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Okay? And I'll tell you
something else.
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The other guys,
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they don't feel comfortable
around you, Arthur,
268
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,209
because people
think you're weird.
269
00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:46,212
Okay? And I can't
have that around me.
270
00:19:36,013 --> 00:19:37,055
Wait, wait, wait.
271
00:19:37,223 --> 00:19:38,223
Wait.
272
00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:42,602
Thank you.
273
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,210
This building is so awful,
isn't it?
274
00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:11,548
This building is so awful,
right, mommy?
275
00:20:11,716 --> 00:20:14,134
Yes, we can hear you, gigi.
276
00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,636
It's so awful, mommy.
277
00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,347
Right, mommy?
278
00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:28,815
- Good night.
- This building's
279
00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,168
- so awful, isn't it?
- Mmm-hmm.
280
00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:36,656
Hey.
281
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,372
Come on.
282
00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:57,969
The moon is a silver dollar
283
00:20:58,512 --> 00:21:01,055
shining up in the sky
284
00:21:01,849 --> 00:21:03,683
that's the dream we can buy...
285
00:21:03,768 --> 00:21:05,088
- Look up.
- Mmm.
286
00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:07,228
Maybe the mailman's
throwing them away.
287
00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,273
Mom, why are these letters
so important to you?
288
00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:12,472
What do you think he's gonna do?
289
00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:13,902
He's gonna help us.
290
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,990
But you worked for him,
what, 30 years ago?
291
00:21:19,158 --> 00:21:21,034
Why would he help us?
292
00:21:21,202 --> 00:21:23,787
Because Thomas Wayne
is a good man.
293
00:21:24,663 --> 00:21:27,248
If he knew how we were living,
294
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,877
if he saw this place,
it would make him sick.
295
00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:34,923
I can't explain it to you
any better than that.
296
00:21:36,801 --> 00:21:38,676
I don't want you worrying
about money, mom.
297
00:21:40,012 --> 00:21:41,137
Or me.
298
00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:42,764
Everybody's telling me
299
00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:45,475
that my stand-up's
ready for the big clubs.
300
00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:49,270
But, happy, what makes you
think you could do that?
301
00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:51,481
- What do you mean?
- I mean...
302
00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,943
Don't you have to be funny
to be a comedian?
303
00:22:24,807 --> 00:22:26,766
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
304
00:22:26,851 --> 00:22:29,185
the world is in a mess
305
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,563
with politics and taxes
and people grinding axes
306
00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:32,814
there's no happiness
307
00:22:34,024 --> 00:22:36,359
happiness is not a riddle
308
00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:39,237
when I'm listening to that
big bass fiddle
309
00:22:50,249 --> 00:22:52,584
Slap that bass
slap it till its dizzy
310
00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:55,003
slap that bass
keep the rhythm busy
311
00:22:55,087 --> 00:22:57,881
zoom, zoom, zoom
misery, you've got to go...
312
00:22:58,591 --> 00:22:59,841
Hey, what's your name?
313
00:23:01,051 --> 00:23:02,051
Arthur.
314
00:23:03,053 --> 00:23:06,306
Hey, Arthur,
you're a really good dancer.
315
00:23:07,016 --> 00:23:08,141
I know.
316
00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:10,935
You know who's not?
Him.
317
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,484
Happy, what was that?
Are you okay?
318
00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:19,694
Mom, what?
319
00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:21,988
That noise!
Did you hear that noise?
320
00:23:22,156 --> 00:23:24,407
I'm watching an old war movie!
321
00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,075
Turn it down!
322
00:23:26,327 --> 00:23:27,577
Um...
323
00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,125
Sorry, mom.
324
00:23:46,847 --> 00:23:47,972
You good?
325
00:24:55,332 --> 00:24:57,875
It's nice to see these couples
out at my show.
326
00:24:58,836 --> 00:25:01,045
I have a wife.
We love to role-play.
327
00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:03,840
- Ooh!
- Yes, yes, very sexy.
328
00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:05,508
My favorite one right now is
329
00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:08,636
professor and senior
who really needs
330
00:25:08,721 --> 00:25:10,054
to pass my class to graduate.
331
00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:12,473
Yes.
332
00:25:13,934 --> 00:25:15,309
So, I'll tell you how I operate.
333
00:25:15,477 --> 00:25:16,602
I'm a professor at
334
00:25:16,687 --> 00:25:18,206
a prestigious
new england university...
335
00:25:19,732 --> 00:25:23,609
And my wife is a senior
in my "intro to western civ."
336
00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:26,821
I know. I know.
337
00:25:27,406 --> 00:25:30,158
Why is she a senior in the
intro? I didn't buy it either.
338
00:25:31,285 --> 00:25:33,119
So, she comes to me
during my office hours.
339
00:25:34,288 --> 00:25:35,888
It's Monday and Wednesday,
three to five.
340
00:25:35,998 --> 00:25:38,249
She says,
"excuse me, professor Lewis."
341
00:25:38,417 --> 00:25:40,334
I can't use my real last name
at this college
342
00:25:40,502 --> 00:25:42,045
'cause they don't hire Jews.
343
00:25:43,881 --> 00:25:45,131
It's something I'll address
344
00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:46,841
once I have tenure,
but for now...
345
00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:49,177
She says,
"excuse me, professor Lewis,
346
00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:50,572
I think I might be
in danger of failing
347
00:25:50,596 --> 00:25:51,804
your 'intro to western civ, '
348
00:25:51,972 --> 00:25:53,097
and I just want you to know
349
00:25:53,182 --> 00:25:54,932
I'm willing to do
anything to pass."
350
00:25:55,726 --> 00:25:59,145
And I said, "anything?"
And she said...
351
00:27:05,879 --> 00:27:07,922
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
352
00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,466
Were you following me today?
353
00:27:14,012 --> 00:27:15,763
Yeah.
354
00:27:17,641 --> 00:27:19,475
I thought that was you.
355
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,728
I was hoping you'd come in
and Rob the place.
356
00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:26,315
I have a gun.
357
00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:28,109
I could come by tomorrow.
358
00:27:31,572 --> 00:27:33,030
You're so funny, Arthur.
359
00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:36,576
Yeah.
360
00:27:36,743 --> 00:27:39,245
You know, I do stand-up comedy.
361
00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:42,165
You should maybe
come see a show sometime.
362
00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:44,208
I could do that.
363
00:27:44,376 --> 00:27:45,501
Yeah?
364
00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:47,461
Yeah. You'll let me know when?
365
00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:48,629
Yeah.
366
00:27:55,554 --> 00:27:57,763
If you're happy
and you know it
367
00:27:57,848 --> 00:27:59,015
wiggle your ears
368
00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:00,099
wiggle your ears
369
00:28:00,184 --> 00:28:02,393
if you're happy
and you know it
370
00:28:02,477 --> 00:28:04,729
wiggle your ears
371
00:28:04,897 --> 00:28:07,148
if you're happy and you know it
372
00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:09,317
and you really want to show it
373
00:28:09,484 --> 00:28:11,485
if you're happy and you know it
374
00:28:11,570 --> 00:28:12,695
wiggle your ears
375
00:28:14,114 --> 00:28:16,073
if you're happy and you know it
376
00:28:16,158 --> 00:28:18,618
stomp your feet
377
00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:20,703
if you're happy and you know it
378
00:28:20,787 --> 00:28:23,080
stomp your feet
379
00:28:23,248 --> 00:28:25,458
if you're happy and you know it
380
00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:27,668
and you really want to show it
381
00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,962
if you're happy and you know it
382
00:28:30,047 --> 00:28:31,297
stomp your feet
383
00:28:32,674 --> 00:28:34,175
if you're happy and you know it
384
00:28:34,259 --> 00:28:35,676
shout "hurray"
385
00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,011
shout "hurray"
386
00:28:37,179 --> 00:28:39,096
if you're happy and you know it
387
00:28:39,181 --> 00:28:40,598
shout "hurray"
388
00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:41,826
shout "hurray"
389
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,309
if you're happy and you know it
390
00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:45,073
and you really want to
391
00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:49,190
hoyt, please, I love this job.
392
00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:51,567
Arthur, I need to know why
393
00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:53,778
you brought a gun
into a kids' hospital.
394
00:28:53,946 --> 00:28:56,906
It's a prop.
It's part of my act now.
395
00:28:57,074 --> 00:28:58,908
That's bullshit. Bullshit.
396
00:28:59,076 --> 00:29:01,160
What kind of clown
carries a fucking gun?
397
00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,287
Besides, Randall told me
398
00:29:03,372 --> 00:29:06,332
you tried to buy a .38
off him last week.
399
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,541
Randall told you that?
400
00:29:07,709 --> 00:29:10,836
You're a fuck-up, Arthur,
and a liar.
401
00:29:11,004 --> 00:29:12,084
You're fired!
402
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,467
Jefferson street.
403
00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:40,992
Next stop, ninth ave.
404
00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:45,431
I'm telling you,
she wanted my number.
405
00:29:45,455 --> 00:29:46,580
We should've just stayed.
406
00:29:46,748 --> 00:29:49,417
You're dreaming, man.
She wasn't interested at all.
407
00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:51,938
Are you nuts? Did you
see how close we were dancing?
408
00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:53,045
She was in love.
409
00:29:53,213 --> 00:29:54,733
She couldn't wait to
get away from you.
410
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,174
Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy?
Tell him what you saw.
411
00:29:59,761 --> 00:30:01,841
Hey,
you want some French fries?
412
00:30:04,308 --> 00:30:05,891
Hello?
413
00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:08,352
Talking to you. Hey.
414
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,062
No, thank you.
415
00:30:13,025 --> 00:30:14,275
You sure?
416
00:30:16,153 --> 00:30:17,278
They're real good.
417
00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:22,867
Don't ignore him.
He's being nice to you.
418
00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:25,244
Whoo...
419
00:30:49,853 --> 00:30:51,479
Is something funny, asshole?
420
00:30:55,692 --> 00:30:57,068
Bitch!
421
00:31:03,825 --> 00:31:06,827
Isn't it rich?
422
00:31:07,704 --> 00:31:10,122
Are we a pair?
423
00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:15,252
Me here at last on the ground
424
00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:18,422
and you in mid-air
425
00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:21,592
send in the clowns
426
00:31:25,722 --> 00:31:27,515
isn't it bliss?
427
00:31:28,975 --> 00:31:30,976
Don't you approve?
428
00:31:31,978 --> 00:31:34,146
One who keeps tearing around
429
00:31:34,314 --> 00:31:37,149
and one who can't move
430
00:31:37,317 --> 00:31:40,486
where are the clowns?
431
00:31:40,654 --> 00:31:44,365
There ought to be clowns
432
00:31:54,209 --> 00:31:57,044
So, buddy, tell us,
what's so fucking funny?
433
00:31:57,212 --> 00:31:58,838
Nothing.
434
00:32:02,884 --> 00:32:04,176
I have... I have a condition.
435
00:32:04,886 --> 00:32:06,846
I'll tell you what you have,
you asshole.
436
00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:08,055
Whoa!
437
00:32:10,517 --> 00:32:11,934
Please, stop!
438
00:32:12,936 --> 00:32:14,937
We got a kicker, huh?
439
00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:16,897
Hey, hold him steady.
Hold him steady.
440
00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:21,068
Stay down, freak!
441
00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:41,464
Hey!
442
00:33:03,987 --> 00:33:05,089
Ninth Avenue.
443
00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:06,280
Next stop, hunter's point.
444
00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:07,781
Hey!
445
00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:15,664
Stand clear of
the closing doors.
446
00:33:52,661 --> 00:33:55,204
Shit. Shit.
447
00:36:48,712 --> 00:36:50,671
I read it was
a guy in full makeup.
448
00:36:50,839 --> 00:36:53,298
No, it says right here
it was a mask.
449
00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:55,592
Either way, I think
it's good for business.
450
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,095
They got clowns on the front
of every newspaper.
451
00:36:58,263 --> 00:36:59,471
Big man, what's the good word?
452
00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:00,639
Hey.
453
00:37:03,768 --> 00:37:05,978
Hey, Arthur,
I heard what happened.
454
00:37:06,146 --> 00:37:07,438
Sorry, mate.
455
00:37:07,605 --> 00:37:08,605
Yeah.
456
00:37:09,274 --> 00:37:10,524
It doesn't seem fair,
457
00:37:10,692 --> 00:37:12,568
getting fired like that.
458
00:37:13,778 --> 00:37:14,862
Did you really bring a gun
459
00:37:14,946 --> 00:37:16,363
to the children's hospital,
Artie?
460
00:37:17,449 --> 00:37:18,907
What the fuck
would you do that for?
461
00:37:19,075 --> 00:37:20,511
Is that part of
your new act, Arthur?
462
00:37:20,535 --> 00:37:21,637
If your dancing
doesn't do the trick,
463
00:37:21,661 --> 00:37:22,930
you're just gonna
shoot yourself?
464
00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:25,706
Why don't you
ask Randall about it?
465
00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:27,833
It was his gun.
466
00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:29,854
- What?
- I still owe you for that,
467
00:37:29,878 --> 00:37:30,919
don't I?
468
00:37:31,087 --> 00:37:32,838
What the fuck
are you talking about?
469
00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,174
Stop talking
out of your ass, art.
470
00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:41,680
Oh, no!
471
00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:45,142
I forgot to punch out.
472
00:37:51,608 --> 00:37:53,609
And turns to sorrow
473
00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:58,989
king of all hear me call
474
00:38:00,116 --> 00:38:04,703
hear my name carnival
475
00:38:15,465 --> 00:38:17,716
And as our city
tries to make sense
476
00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:21,345
of the brutal triple murder
on the subway last week,
477
00:38:21,513 --> 00:38:23,013
we're joined by Thomas Wayne.
478
00:38:23,181 --> 00:38:25,432
Happy, look,
Thomas Wayne's on TV.
479
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,767
Yes, mother.
480
00:38:26,935 --> 00:38:28,329
Thanks for
having me on, Chuck.
481
00:38:28,353 --> 00:38:29,645
They're asking him about
482
00:38:29,729 --> 00:38:31,188
those horrible subway murders.
483
00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:32,636
Thank you, Thomas.
I know
484
00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:34,441
this is a difficult time
for you.
485
00:38:34,609 --> 00:38:36,276
Why him?
486
00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,320
Looks like he's gained weight.
487
00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:40,568
Yes, all three worked
for Wayne investments.
488
00:38:40,907 --> 00:38:42,574
Good, decent, educated.
489
00:38:42,742 --> 00:38:45,369
Although I didn't know
any of them personally.
490
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,497
Like all Wayne employees,
491
00:38:48,581 --> 00:38:50,874
past and present,
they're family.
492
00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:52,762
Did you hear that?
I told you, we're family.
493
00:38:52,794 --> 00:38:54,271
There now seems to be
494
00:38:54,295 --> 00:38:56,547
a groundswell of anti-rich
sentiment in the city.
495
00:38:56,714 --> 00:38:58,882
It's almost as if
our less fortunate residents
496
00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:01,176
are taking the side
of the killer.
497
00:39:01,344 --> 00:39:03,011
Yes, and it's a shame.
498
00:39:03,179 --> 00:39:04,471
It's one of the reasons why
499
00:39:04,556 --> 00:39:05,836
I'm considering a run for mayor.
500
00:39:06,641 --> 00:39:08,851
Gotham's lost its way.
501
00:39:09,018 --> 00:39:10,769
What about the eyewitness report
502
00:39:10,854 --> 00:39:13,564
of the suspect being
a man in a clown mask?
503
00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,732
Well,
it makes total sense to me.
504
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,140
What kind of coward would do
something that cold-blooded?
505
00:39:18,278 --> 00:39:20,112
Someone who hides behind a mask.
506
00:39:20,697 --> 00:39:22,155
Someone who is envious
507
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:25,659
of those more fortunate
than themselves,
508
00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:29,162
yet they're too scared
to show their own face.
509
00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:32,249
And until those kind of people
change for the better,
510
00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:36,003
those of us who have
made something of our lives
511
00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:38,505
will always look
at those who haven't
512
00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:40,799
as nothing but clowns.
513
00:39:42,427 --> 00:39:44,887
Thomas Wayne, thank you
for coming in this morning.
514
00:39:45,054 --> 00:39:46,054
It's not funny.
515
00:40:07,785 --> 00:40:10,037
I heard this song on the radio
the other day,
516
00:40:12,874 --> 00:40:16,877
and the guy was singing
that his name was carnival.
517
00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:19,129
Arthur...
518
00:40:19,297 --> 00:40:20,464
Which is crazy,
519
00:40:22,842 --> 00:40:25,886
because that's
my clown name at work.
520
00:40:26,971 --> 00:40:29,431
And until a little while ago,
521
00:40:30,683 --> 00:40:33,185
it was like nobody ever saw me.
522
00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:37,606
Even I didn't know
if I really existed.
523
00:40:38,024 --> 00:40:40,400
Arthur, I have
some bad news for you.
524
00:40:43,738 --> 00:40:45,155
You don't listen, do you?
525
00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:50,827
I don't think
you ever really hear me.
526
00:40:51,913 --> 00:40:54,706
You just ask
the same questions every week.
527
00:40:54,874 --> 00:40:58,168
"How's your job? Are you
having any negative thoughts?"
528
00:40:59,212 --> 00:41:02,923
All I have are
negative thoughts,
529
00:41:03,091 --> 00:41:05,926
but you don't listen anyway.
530
00:41:06,094 --> 00:41:09,471
I said, for my whole life,
531
00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:12,849
I didn't know
if I even really existed.
532
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,769
But I do.
533
00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:21,149
And people are
starting to notice.
534
00:41:22,902 --> 00:41:24,653
They've cut our funding.
535
00:41:24,821 --> 00:41:26,488
We're closing down
our offices next week.
536
00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:30,117
The city has cut funding
across the board.
537
00:41:30,201 --> 00:41:32,160
Social services is part of that.
538
00:41:32,328 --> 00:41:34,371
This is the last time
we'll be meeting.
539
00:41:35,331 --> 00:41:36,498
Okay.
540
00:41:40,712 --> 00:41:42,792
They don't give a shit
about people like you, Arthur.
541
00:41:44,966 --> 00:41:46,383
And they really
don't give a shit
542
00:41:46,467 --> 00:41:48,427
about people like me, either.
543
00:41:51,681 --> 00:41:53,015
Fuck.
544
00:42:01,232 --> 00:42:03,734
How am I supposed to
get my medication now?
545
00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:08,321
Who do I talk to?
546
00:42:10,783 --> 00:42:12,576
I'm sorry, Arthur.
547
00:42:15,371 --> 00:42:18,915
I think... I think most women
look at sex like buying a car.
548
00:42:19,584 --> 00:42:22,002
You know, like, "can I see
myself in this long-term?"
549
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,171
"Is it safe?"
550
00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,797
"Is it reliable?"
551
00:42:25,965 --> 00:42:28,216
"Could it kill me?"
552
00:42:28,301 --> 00:42:30,343
Most guys, we look at sex
like parking a car.
553
00:42:30,511 --> 00:42:32,888
We're like, "there's a spot."
554
00:42:33,056 --> 00:42:34,181
"There's another spot.
555
00:42:34,265 --> 00:42:35,492
"That would work."
556
00:42:35,516 --> 00:42:38,018
"Oh, I have to pay?
Never mind."
557
00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:42,439
"Handicapped?
I hope no one sees this."
558
00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:47,360
All right, that's my time.
Thank you very much, guys.
559
00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,701
One more time
for Sam morril, y'all.
560
00:42:55,995 --> 00:42:57,788
All right, now,
this next comic describes
561
00:42:57,872 --> 00:42:59,998
himself as
a lifelong Gotham resident
562
00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,542
who from a young age
was always told
563
00:43:02,627 --> 00:43:03,668
that his purpose in life
564
00:43:03,836 --> 00:43:07,839
was to bring laughter and joy
into this cold, dark world.
565
00:43:08,424 --> 00:43:09,784
Um... okay.
566
00:43:09,926 --> 00:43:12,177
Please help me welcome
Arthur fleck, y'all.
567
00:43:12,261 --> 00:43:13,303
Arthur fleck.
568
00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,163
Hello, it's good to be here.
569
00:44:04,939 --> 00:44:07,899
I hated school when I was a kid.
570
00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:28,211
I hated school as a kid.
571
00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:31,173
My mother would say,
572
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,841
"you should enjoy it.
573
00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:34,968
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."
574
00:44:36,429 --> 00:44:37,679
"No, I won't, ma,
575
00:44:37,763 --> 00:44:39,431
I'm gonna be a comedian."
576
00:44:48,691 --> 00:44:49,858
Um...
577
00:44:52,069 --> 00:44:53,195
Here's one.
578
00:44:54,614 --> 00:44:57,532
You know, I was
just thinking the other day,
579
00:44:57,617 --> 00:44:59,576
why are the rich people...
580
00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:07,561
Smile though your heart is aching
581
00:45:10,922 --> 00:45:15,300
smile even though it's breaking
582
00:45:17,637 --> 00:45:23,350
when there are clouds in the sky
you'll get by
583
00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:28,897
if you smile
through your fear and sorrow
584
00:45:28,981 --> 00:45:34,027
smile and maybe tomorrow
585
00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:39,991
you'll see the sun
come shining through for you
586
00:45:40,076 --> 00:45:41,409
you believe that shit?
587
00:45:43,246 --> 00:45:44,246
Fuck 'em.
588
00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,917
I think the guy
that did it is a hero.
589
00:45:51,087 --> 00:45:52,921
Three less pricks
in Gotham city,
590
00:45:53,381 --> 00:45:55,298
only a million more to go.
591
00:45:56,968 --> 00:45:59,803
You'll get by
592
00:45:59,929 --> 00:46:04,140
that's the time you must keep on trying
593
00:46:04,725 --> 00:46:08,895
smile, what's the use of crying
594
00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:13,525
you'll find that
life is still worthwhile
595
00:46:15,778 --> 00:46:19,656
if you just smile
596
00:46:27,164 --> 00:46:28,600
And, buddy, as always,
597
00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:29,749
thanks for the laughs.
598
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,418
I'm sure we'll see you again.
599
00:46:31,585 --> 00:46:32,794
You know we'll be here, right?
600
00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:34,170
I hope.
601
00:46:34,255 --> 00:46:37,924
Tomorrow night, we have
Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon,
602
00:46:38,092 --> 00:46:40,885
and animal expert, Hugh little.
603
00:46:41,554 --> 00:46:42,846
Thanks for watching.
604
00:46:43,014 --> 00:46:45,307
Good night, and always remember,
605
00:46:45,474 --> 00:46:46,952
that's life.
606
00:46:51,188 --> 00:46:52,355
That's life.
607
00:46:57,194 --> 00:47:00,572
Momma, time to wake up
and go to bed.
608
00:47:00,656 --> 00:47:01,781
Hmm? Oh...
609
00:47:04,035 --> 00:47:05,493
Oh, happy.
610
00:47:08,331 --> 00:47:09,998
Happy, I wrote a new letter.
611
00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:11,875
Come on, dance with me.
612
00:47:12,877 --> 00:47:15,253
For Thomas Wayne.
It's important.
613
00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:25,889
You smell like Cologne.
614
00:47:26,057 --> 00:47:28,516
It's 'cause
I just had a big date.
615
00:47:28,684 --> 00:47:30,477
Oh.
616
00:47:33,189 --> 00:47:34,939
Just don't forget to mail it.
617
00:48:00,758 --> 00:48:02,486
The Murray Franklin
show is taped live
618
00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:03,885
before a studio audience
619
00:48:04,053 --> 00:48:06,179
in beautiful downtown
Gotham city.
620
00:49:08,534 --> 00:49:11,119
You're gonna kill me. You're
gonna give me a heart attack!
621
00:49:11,287 --> 00:49:12,454
Don't give me your...
622
00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:14,456
No. No.
623
00:49:14,623 --> 00:49:17,584
I'm not talking to you
until you stop being angry!
624
00:49:17,751 --> 00:49:20,170
Okay.
625
00:49:24,884 --> 00:49:27,010
I'm not angry, mom.
626
00:49:27,178 --> 00:49:29,512
I'm not angry.
627
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,889
Please.
628
00:49:31,932 --> 00:49:34,684
Mom, is this real?
629
00:49:38,355 --> 00:49:41,566
He's an extraordinary man,
happy.
630
00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:44,068
He's a very powerful man.
631
00:49:45,613 --> 00:49:47,572
We were in love.
632
00:49:48,449 --> 00:49:50,366
He said it was best that
we not be together
633
00:49:50,451 --> 00:49:52,577
because of appearances.
634
00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:58,416
And I could never
tell anyone because...
635
00:50:00,961 --> 00:50:02,420
Well, I signed some papers.
636
00:50:04,256 --> 00:50:05,882
And besides, you can imagine
637
00:50:05,966 --> 00:50:09,344
what people would say
about Thomas and me.
638
00:50:12,056 --> 00:50:13,431
What they'd say about you.
639
00:50:17,645 --> 00:50:19,562
What would they say, mom?
640
00:52:08,714 --> 00:52:09,714
Hmm.
641
00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:21,684
Hmm.
642
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,841
Hi.
643
00:52:56,804 --> 00:52:58,179
What's your name?
644
00:52:59,431 --> 00:53:01,057
I'm Bruce.
645
00:53:02,142 --> 00:53:03,309
Bruce.
646
00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:06,521
I'm Arthur.
647
00:53:28,502 --> 00:53:29,877
That's better.
648
00:53:30,796 --> 00:53:32,380
Bruce! Bruce!
649
00:53:33,882 --> 00:53:35,049
Get away from that man.
650
00:53:35,217 --> 00:53:37,343
It's okay. I'm a good guy.
651
00:53:37,511 --> 00:53:38,761
What are you doing?
Who are you?
652
00:53:39,388 --> 00:53:41,055
I'm here to see Mr. Wayne.
653
00:53:41,223 --> 00:53:43,725
Well, you shouldn't be
speaking to his son.
654
00:53:45,144 --> 00:53:46,454
Why did you give him
these flowers?
655
00:53:46,478 --> 00:53:47,687
No, they're not real.
656
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,482
It's magic.
657
00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:53,359
I was just trying to
make him smile.
658
00:53:53,527 --> 00:53:55,361
Well, it's not funny, is it?
659
00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,572
Do I need to call the police?
660
00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:59,157
No. Please.
661
00:54:00,451 --> 00:54:03,661
My mother's name is penny.
Penny fleck.
662
00:54:03,829 --> 00:54:05,056
She used to work here years ago.
663
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,165
Can you please tell Mr. Wayne
I need to see him?
664
00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:09,792
You are her son.
665
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960
Yeah.
666
00:54:11,628 --> 00:54:13,337
Did you know her?
667
00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:19,302
I know about the two of them.
668
00:54:19,887 --> 00:54:22,305
She told me everything.
669
00:54:24,183 --> 00:54:25,975
There's nothing to know.
670
00:54:27,102 --> 00:54:28,895
There is no "them."
671
00:54:29,855 --> 00:54:32,023
Your mother was delusional.
672
00:54:32,941 --> 00:54:34,025
She was a sick woman.
673
00:54:34,193 --> 00:54:36,235
Don't say that.
674
00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:38,821
Just go.
675
00:54:38,947 --> 00:54:39,947
Mmm?
676
00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:42,325
Before you
make a fool of yourself.
677
00:54:43,994 --> 00:54:46,662
Thomas Wayne is my father.
678
00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:52,710
He left me.
679
00:54:55,547 --> 00:54:56,907
Let go! Let go!
680
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,034
Keep the respirations above 15.
681
00:55:25,202 --> 00:55:27,370
Slow and steady.
We got some stairs coming up.
682
00:55:28,622 --> 00:55:29,831
Mom?
683
00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:31,666
What happened?
684
00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:33,501
- Who are you?
- I'm her son.
685
00:55:33,585 --> 00:55:35,146
- What happened?
- You can probably help us out inside.
686
00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:36,587
We don't know what happened yet.
687
00:55:36,672 --> 00:55:38,650
- Hop in the back of the ambulance.
- Step.
688
00:55:38,674 --> 00:55:39,984
One more.
We got one more lift.
689
00:55:40,008 --> 00:55:41,050
I'm getting
690
00:55:41,134 --> 00:55:42,362
a little resistance here,
Michael.
691
00:55:45,055 --> 00:55:46,055
Lift.
692
00:55:51,603 --> 00:55:52,937
I'm right here.
693
00:55:53,313 --> 00:55:54,522
Excuse me, sir.
694
00:55:54,773 --> 00:55:55,875
Does your mother take
any medications?
695
00:55:55,899 --> 00:55:56,983
- No.
- Excuse me,
696
00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:58,147
- I couldn't hear you.
- No.
697
00:55:58,193 --> 00:55:59,838
Sir, when was the last time
you spoke to her?
698
00:55:59,862 --> 00:56:01,028
I don't know.
699
00:56:45,949 --> 00:56:47,158
Mr. Fleck.
700
00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:50,494
Sorry to bother you.
I'm detective garrity.
701
00:56:50,579 --> 00:56:52,872
This is my partner,
detective Burke.
702
00:56:53,290 --> 00:56:55,958
We had a few questions for
you, but you weren't home,
703
00:56:57,461 --> 00:56:58,961
so we spoke with your mother.
704
00:57:00,714 --> 00:57:01,714
Oh.
705
00:57:02,883 --> 00:57:04,300
What did you say to her?
706
00:57:04,468 --> 00:57:05,468
Did you do this?
707
00:57:05,636 --> 00:57:06,636
What? No.
708
00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:09,263
No, no, no. We just
asked her some questions,
709
00:57:09,431 --> 00:57:10,932
and she got hysterical.
710
00:57:11,099 --> 00:57:12,850
Hyperventilating,
711
00:57:13,018 --> 00:57:14,287
collapsed and
hit her head pretty hard.
712
00:57:14,311 --> 00:57:16,437
Yeah. The doctor said
she had a stroke.
713
00:57:17,064 --> 00:57:18,898
We're sorry to hear about that.
714
00:57:19,775 --> 00:57:22,610
But, like I said, I still have
some questions for you.
715
00:57:22,778 --> 00:57:24,058
They're about
the subway killings
716
00:57:24,112 --> 00:57:25,154
that happened last week.
717
00:57:25,322 --> 00:57:26,614
You've heard about them, right?
718
00:57:26,782 --> 00:57:27,865
Yeah.
719
00:57:28,033 --> 00:57:29,033
It's horrible.
720
00:57:29,201 --> 00:57:30,409
Right.
721
00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:34,497
So, we spoke with your boss
over at haha's.
722
00:57:34,665 --> 00:57:36,707
He said you were fired
for bringing a gun
723
00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:38,250
into the children's hospital.
724
00:57:39,753 --> 00:57:41,754
- Is that true, Mr. Fleck?
- It was a prop.
725
00:57:41,922 --> 00:57:43,464
It's part of my act.
726
00:57:43,882 --> 00:57:45,216
I'm a party clown.
727
00:57:45,384 --> 00:57:47,301
All right.
So, why were you fired?
728
00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:53,140
They said I wasn't funny enough.
729
00:57:53,308 --> 00:57:55,267
Can you imagine that?
730
00:57:55,435 --> 00:57:59,271
If you don't mind, I have to
go take care of my mother.
731
00:57:59,439 --> 00:58:01,691
Your boss also
gave us one of your cards.
732
00:58:03,902 --> 00:58:06,237
This condition of yours,
the laughing,
733
00:58:06,989 --> 00:58:08,322
is it real,
734
00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:10,324
or some sort of clown thing?
735
00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:13,369
- A clown thing?
- Yeah.
736
00:58:13,787 --> 00:58:16,080
I mean, is it part of your act?
737
00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:20,001
What do you think?
738
00:58:25,924 --> 00:58:27,008
It's exit only.
739
00:58:51,491 --> 00:58:53,492
She's gonna be okay.
740
00:58:57,956 --> 00:58:59,665
I'm gonna get a coffee.
741
00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,375
You want one?
742
00:59:01,543 --> 00:59:02,543
Yeah.
743
00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:18,642
So, the other night,
I told my youngest son Billy,
744
00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:21,270
you know, the new one,
the not-so-bright one.
745
00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:23,606
I told him, "the garbage strike
746
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:24,940
is still going on, Billy."
747
00:59:25,150 --> 00:59:27,193
And he says, and I'm
not kidding, Billy says,
748
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,320
"so, where are we gonna get
all our garbage from?"
749
00:59:36,703 --> 00:59:39,163
And finally,
in a world where everyone
750
00:59:39,247 --> 00:59:40,581
thinks they could do my job,
751
00:59:40,749 --> 00:59:42,958
we got this video tape
from pogo's comedy club,
752
00:59:43,043 --> 00:59:44,168
right here in Gotham.
753
00:59:44,336 --> 00:59:46,296
Here's a guy who thinks
if you just keep laughing,
754
00:59:46,421 --> 00:59:48,130
it'll somehow make you funny.
755
00:59:48,215 --> 00:59:49,548
Check out this joker.
756
00:59:55,305 --> 00:59:56,347
Oh, my god.
757
00:59:56,431 --> 00:59:59,975
I hated school as a kid.
758
01:00:00,852 --> 01:00:03,896
But my mother would always say,
759
01:00:04,064 --> 01:00:05,648
"you should enjoy it.
760
01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:07,858
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."
761
01:00:08,652 --> 01:00:10,069
"No, I won't, ma.
762
01:00:10,153 --> 01:00:11,862
I'm gonna be a comedian."
763
01:00:18,203 --> 01:00:20,287
You shoulda listened
to your mother.
764
01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:24,125
Hey, one more.
One more, Bobby.
765
01:00:24,292 --> 01:00:26,710
All right, let's see one more.
I love this guy.
766
01:00:27,546 --> 01:00:28,546
It's funny,
767
01:00:29,422 --> 01:00:31,549
when I was a little boy
768
01:00:31,716 --> 01:00:34,552
and told people
I was gonna be a comedian,
769
01:00:34,719 --> 01:00:36,762
everyone laughed at me.
770
01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,723
Well, no one's laughing now.
771
01:00:43,228 --> 01:00:45,104
You can say that again, pal.
772
01:00:50,902 --> 01:00:53,737
All right, we got a great show
for you tonight.
773
01:00:53,905 --> 01:00:57,074
Chuck conby is here,
actress joanne mulligan,
774
01:00:57,242 --> 01:01:01,078
and new music from
Mel rubin and the stiffs.
775
01:01:07,043 --> 01:01:09,587
As tensions mount
around the Metro area,
776
01:01:09,754 --> 01:01:13,340
mayor Stokes has pleaded
for cooler heads to prevail.
777
01:01:13,508 --> 01:01:15,092
City services
have been affected,
778
01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:17,261
and some businesses have decided
779
01:01:17,345 --> 01:01:20,139
to remain closed
amid the unrest.
780
01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,892
Chuck Stevens filed this report.
781
01:01:23,059 --> 01:01:24,287
The anger and resentment
782
01:01:24,311 --> 01:01:25,746
that's been building
in the city for weeks
783
01:01:25,770 --> 01:01:27,771
seems close to exploding.
784
01:01:27,939 --> 01:01:29,982
Protesters,
many dressed as clowns,
785
01:01:30,066 --> 01:01:31,192
took to the streets today
786
01:01:31,401 --> 01:01:33,194
in one of
several planned demonstrations
787
01:01:33,278 --> 01:01:34,820
taking on the city's elite,
788
01:01:34,988 --> 01:01:36,739
including a massive rally
outside
789
01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:39,241
tomorrow night's
benefit at Wayne hall.
790
01:01:39,409 --> 01:01:41,053
What's the point of all this?
791
01:01:41,077 --> 01:01:42,912
- The rich.
- Thomas Wayne.
792
01:01:42,996 --> 01:01:44,682
That's what this whole
thing is about.
793
01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:46,582
The whole system.
794
01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,894
Wayne,
who recently announced
795
01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:49,126
he is running for mayor,
796
01:01:49,294 --> 01:01:51,003
will be attending the benefit.
797
01:01:51,171 --> 01:01:53,172
You might remember
it was Thomas Wayne
798
01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:54,715
who first referred to
799
01:01:54,799 --> 01:01:57,593
many of Gotham's residents
as "clowns."
800
01:01:57,761 --> 01:02:00,763
Today, he offered little in
the way of an apology.
801
01:02:00,931 --> 01:02:02,181
Well, what I will say is,
802
01:02:02,265 --> 01:02:03,534
there's something wrong
with those people.
803
01:02:03,558 --> 01:02:04,558
I am here to help them.
804
01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:06,078
I'm gonna
lift them out of poverty,
805
01:02:06,102 --> 01:02:07,519
help make their lives better.
806
01:02:07,687 --> 01:02:08,854
That is why I'm running.
807
01:02:09,022 --> 01:02:11,774
And they may not realize it,
but I'm their only hope.
808
01:02:27,582 --> 01:02:30,292
Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!
809
01:02:30,377 --> 01:02:33,128
Down with Wayne!
Down with Wayne!
810
01:05:13,706 --> 01:05:14,790
Can I help you, pal?
811
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,710
I don't know what to say.
812
01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:24,550
Do you want an autograph
or something?
813
01:05:24,717 --> 01:05:25,717
No.
814
01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:33,392
My name is Arthur.
815
01:05:34,978 --> 01:05:36,603
Penny fleck is my mother.
816
01:05:37,981 --> 01:05:38,981
Jesus.
817
01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,906
You're the guy that came to
my house yesterday.
818
01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:44,570
Yes.
819
01:05:45,113 --> 01:05:46,989
I'm sorry I just showed up.
820
01:05:47,157 --> 01:05:48,615
But my mother
told me everything,
821
01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,367
and I had to talk to you.
822
01:05:50,535 --> 01:05:52,453
Look, pal, I'm not your father.
823
01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:54,538
What's wrong with you?
824
01:05:56,207 --> 01:05:57,749
Look at us.
825
01:05:59,252 --> 01:06:00,502
I think you are.
826
01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:01,879
Well, that's impossible
827
01:06:02,464 --> 01:06:03,714
because you're adopted,
828
01:06:03,798 --> 01:06:05,025
and I never slept with
your mother.
829
01:06:05,049 --> 01:06:06,652
- I wasn't adopted.
- What do you want from me?
830
01:06:06,676 --> 01:06:08,051
- Money?
- No, I don't...
831
01:06:08,136 --> 01:06:09,261
I wasn't adopted.
832
01:06:09,429 --> 01:06:11,221
Jesus. She never told you?
833
01:06:11,389 --> 01:06:13,056
Told me what?
834
01:06:14,392 --> 01:06:16,370
Your mother adopted you
while she was working for us.
835
01:06:16,394 --> 01:06:17,603
That's not true.
836
01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:19,146
Why are you saying that?
837
01:06:19,314 --> 01:06:20,374
Then she was arrested
and committed
838
01:06:20,398 --> 01:06:21,565
to arkham state hospital,
839
01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:23,108
when you were just a little boy.
840
01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:24,401
Why are you saying this?
841
01:06:24,569 --> 01:06:26,069
I don't need you to
tell me lies.
842
01:06:26,237 --> 01:06:27,571
I know it seems strange.
843
01:06:27,655 --> 01:06:29,281
I don't mean to
make you uncomfortable.
844
01:06:29,449 --> 01:06:31,033
I don't know
why everyone is so rude.
845
01:06:31,201 --> 01:06:32,409
I don't know why you are.
846
01:06:32,577 --> 01:06:33,911
I don't want anything from you.
847
01:06:34,078 --> 01:06:36,455
Maybe a little bit of warmth,
maybe a hug, dad!
848
01:06:36,623 --> 01:06:38,624
How about just a little bit
of fucking decency?
849
01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:40,167
What is it with you people?
850
01:06:40,335 --> 01:06:42,294
You say that stuff
about my mother.
851
01:06:42,462 --> 01:06:43,837
She's crazy.
852
01:06:43,922 --> 01:06:46,006
She's...
853
01:06:53,598 --> 01:06:54,973
You think this is funny?
854
01:06:56,601 --> 01:06:59,770
Dad, it's me. Come on.
855
01:07:02,482 --> 01:07:03,649
Touch my son again,
856
01:07:03,733 --> 01:07:05,173
I'll fucking kill you.
857
01:07:25,046 --> 01:07:27,839
Hello, Mr. Fleck.
This is detective garrity.
858
01:07:28,007 --> 01:07:30,342
We met the other night
at Gotham general.
859
01:07:30,510 --> 01:07:32,803
My partner and I had a few
more questions for you.
860
01:07:32,971 --> 01:07:35,889
We stopped by your apartment
today, but you weren't home.
861
01:07:36,057 --> 01:07:37,937
Please give me a call
when you get this message.
862
01:07:37,976 --> 01:07:39,893
Again, detective garrity,
863
01:07:40,061 --> 01:07:44,064
and my number is 212... 99.
864
01:08:27,108 --> 01:08:28,942
This message is
for Arthur fleck.
865
01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:30,819
My name is Shirley woods.
866
01:08:30,903 --> 01:08:33,071
I work on
the Murray Franklin show.
867
01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:34,383
I don't know if you're aware,
868
01:08:34,407 --> 01:08:36,007
but Murray played
a clip of your stand-up
869
01:08:36,034 --> 01:08:37,075
on the show recently,
870
01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:40,537
and we have gotten an amazing
response from our viewers.
871
01:08:40,705 --> 01:08:42,914
Murray asked me to give you
a call and see if you're...
872
01:08:47,337 --> 01:08:48,670
Who is this?
873
01:08:48,838 --> 01:08:50,464
Oh, hi, this is Shirley woods.
874
01:08:50,632 --> 01:08:53,425
I'm the show booker from
live with Murray Franklin.
875
01:08:53,593 --> 01:08:54,635
Is this Arthur?
876
01:08:56,638 --> 01:08:57,638
Yes.
877
01:08:57,805 --> 01:08:59,765
Hi, Arthur.
Well, as I was saying,
878
01:08:59,849 --> 01:09:01,850
we've gotten a lot of calls
about your clip.
879
01:09:02,018 --> 01:09:03,727
Amazing responses.
880
01:09:03,895 --> 01:09:06,188
And Murray asked
if I would reach out to you
881
01:09:06,272 --> 01:09:07,898
to see if you would
come on as his guest.
882
01:09:13,196 --> 01:09:16,323
Murray wants me
on the Murray Franklin show?
883
01:09:16,491 --> 01:09:18,075
Yeah. Isn't that great?
884
01:09:18,242 --> 01:09:21,119
He'd love to talk to you,
maybe do some of your act?
885
01:09:22,121 --> 01:09:24,289
That sound good to you?
886
01:09:28,628 --> 01:09:30,671
Yeah, that sounds great.
887
01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:32,673
Can we set up a date right now?
888
01:09:32,757 --> 01:09:34,466
Are you available next Thursday?
889
01:10:27,186 --> 01:10:28,186
Hey.
890
01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:31,982
Man,
I'm sorry about that, my man.
891
01:10:32,150 --> 01:10:34,420
All records 10 years or older,
they store in the basement,
892
01:10:34,444 --> 01:10:37,446
and you're talking about
something 30 years ago, so...
893
01:10:38,823 --> 01:10:40,782
Can I ask you a question?
894
01:10:40,950 --> 01:10:42,159
Sure.
895
01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:46,663
How does someone
wind up in here?
896
01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:51,251
Have they all, all the people
committed crimes?
897
01:10:51,878 --> 01:10:53,545
Well, yeah, some have.
898
01:10:53,713 --> 01:10:56,590
You know, some are just crazy.
899
01:10:56,758 --> 01:10:59,217
Pose dangers to
themselves and others.
900
01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:00,969
Some just got
nowhere else to go.
901
01:11:01,053 --> 01:11:03,138
Don't know what to do, you know?
902
01:11:03,306 --> 01:11:06,975
- Yeah. I hear you, brother.
- Hmm.
903
01:11:07,059 --> 01:11:09,895
Sometimes,
I don't know what to do.
904
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:14,107
Last time, I ended up taking
it out on some people.
905
01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:19,196
I thought it was gonna bother
me, but it really hasn't.
906
01:11:20,531 --> 01:11:21,531
What's that?
907
01:11:23,075 --> 01:11:26,453
I fucked up and
did some bad shit.
908
01:11:30,374 --> 01:11:31,560
You know what I'm talking about,
909
01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:36,922
it's so hard to just try and
be happy all the time.
910
01:11:39,008 --> 01:11:40,717
Hey, listen, man.
911
01:11:41,719 --> 01:11:43,178
I'm just
an administrative assistant.
912
01:11:43,262 --> 01:11:44,763
Like a clerk, you know.
913
01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:46,515
All I do is file paperwork.
914
01:11:47,642 --> 01:11:49,351
I don't know what to tell you.
915
01:11:49,519 --> 01:11:51,311
But you should see somebody.
916
01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:52,729
You know, they got programs,
917
01:11:52,814 --> 01:11:55,357
city services, stuff like that.
918
01:11:55,525 --> 01:11:56,858
Oh, yeah.
919
01:11:56,943 --> 01:11:58,623
They cut all those.
920
01:12:03,616 --> 01:12:05,617
All right, here it is.
Fleck.
921
01:12:05,785 --> 01:12:07,702
Penny fleck. Let's see.
922
01:12:08,621 --> 01:12:12,207
Diagnosed by
Dr. Benjamin stoner.
923
01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:17,796
Oh. "The patient suffers
from delusional psychosis
924
01:12:17,964 --> 01:12:21,424
and narcissistic
personality disorder." Mmm.
925
01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:23,718
"Was found guilty of endangering
926
01:12:23,803 --> 01:12:27,222
the welfare
of her own child."
927
01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:36,523
What?
928
01:12:39,944 --> 01:12:41,403
You said she's your mother.
929
01:12:46,367 --> 01:12:47,492
Uh...
930
01:12:47,702 --> 01:12:50,078
I'm sorry, man. Like I said,
I can't release these records,
931
01:12:50,246 --> 01:12:52,998
you know, without proper forms.
932
01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,125
I could get in trouble.
933
01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:57,961
Look, if you want to bring
your mom in here to sign,
934
01:12:58,129 --> 01:12:59,129
that'll be much easier,
935
01:12:59,297 --> 01:13:02,340
but I can't let this go
without her signature, okay?
936
01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:03,508
I'm sorry.
937
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,890
No, man! Shit!
938
01:13:10,474 --> 01:13:12,350
Come on, man. Give it...
939
01:13:13,269 --> 01:13:15,562
Hey! Hey!
940
01:14:13,746 --> 01:14:16,665
We went over this,
penny. You adopted him.
941
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:19,167
We have all the paperwork
right here.
942
01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:22,087
That's not true.
943
01:14:22,254 --> 01:14:24,506
Thomas had that all made up,
944
01:14:24,674 --> 01:14:27,300
so it stayed our secret.
945
01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:31,638
You also stood by
946
01:14:32,264 --> 01:14:33,598
while one of your boyfriends
947
01:14:33,683 --> 01:14:37,143
repeatedly abused
your adopted son
948
01:14:38,521 --> 01:14:39,521
and battered you.
949
01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:00,875
Penny,
950
01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:05,088
your son was found tied
to a radiator
951
01:15:05,256 --> 01:15:07,674
in your filthy apartment.
952
01:15:07,842 --> 01:15:10,343
Malnourished with multiple
bruises across his body
953
01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:12,512
and severe trauma to his head.
954
01:15:14,682 --> 01:15:16,391
I never heard him cry.
955
01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:20,770
He's always been
such a happy little boy.
956
01:17:21,851 --> 01:17:23,268
It's time for bed.
957
01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:27,772
Oh, my god!
958
01:17:28,732 --> 01:17:30,692
What are you doing in here?
959
01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:34,821
You're in the wrong apartment.
960
01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:43,163
Your name's Arthur, right?
961
01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:44,998
You live down the hall.
962
01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:50,003
I really need you to leave.
963
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:57,260
My little girl is sleeping
in the other room.
964
01:18:02,391 --> 01:18:03,474
Please.
965
01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:08,396
I had a bad day.
966
01:18:11,233 --> 01:18:13,735
Can I call someone?
Is your mother home?
967
01:19:39,989 --> 01:19:41,698
Shut up!
968
01:20:00,884 --> 01:20:02,302
Hey, penny.
969
01:20:04,763 --> 01:20:06,097
Penny fleck.
970
01:20:14,273 --> 01:20:16,107
I always hated that name.
971
01:20:19,737 --> 01:20:21,654
You know how you used to tell me
972
01:20:23,699 --> 01:20:26,326
that my laugh was a condition?
973
01:20:27,870 --> 01:20:29,954
That there was
something wrong with me?
974
01:20:33,042 --> 01:20:34,250
There isn't.
975
01:20:37,129 --> 01:20:38,463
That's the real me.
976
01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:40,798
Happy.
977
01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:45,470
Happy. Hmm.
978
01:20:48,807 --> 01:20:51,601
I haven't been happy
979
01:20:51,685 --> 01:20:53,936
one minute of
my entire fucking life.
980
01:21:00,903 --> 01:21:02,320
You know what's funny?
981
01:21:05,074 --> 01:21:06,866
You know
what really makes me laugh?
982
01:21:09,244 --> 01:21:11,662
I used to think
that my life was a tragedy...
983
01:21:13,415 --> 01:21:15,416
But now I realize
984
01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:17,168
it's a fucking comedy.
985
01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:28,865
A very fine actor.
986
01:22:29,032 --> 01:22:32,034
He's got a new movie
called American playboy
987
01:22:32,202 --> 01:22:34,078
opening this week
across the country.
988
01:22:34,246 --> 01:22:36,080
Will you please welcome
a good friend
989
01:22:36,165 --> 01:22:38,249
of the show, Mr. Ethan chase.
990
01:22:57,936 --> 01:22:59,789
Good to see you, Ethan.
You're looking great, Ethan.
991
01:22:59,813 --> 01:23:01,749
Thank you very much.
You're looking good yourself.
992
01:23:01,773 --> 01:23:02,893
Ah, can't complain.
993
01:23:03,275 --> 01:23:05,568
Hey, Murray.
Thanks so much for having...
994
01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:07,945
Hey, Murray.
995
01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:10,114
Thank you so much for
having me on the show.
996
01:23:10,699 --> 01:23:12,825
It's been
a lifelong dream of mine.
997
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,360
I'm nervous right now.
998
01:23:18,123 --> 01:23:19,803
- You are?
- I am nervous.
999
01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,918
Hey, Murray. I've been on...
1000
01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:36,807
I'm sorry. What's that?
1001
01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:39,977
Oh, that's very funny, Murray.
1002
01:23:41,271 --> 01:23:43,439
You know, I'm also a comedian.
1003
01:23:43,607 --> 01:23:44,899
Would you like to hear a joke?
1004
01:23:46,109 --> 01:23:48,319
Yeah? All of you?
1005
01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:49,820
Okay.
1006
01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:53,950
Knock...
1007
01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,159
Knock, knock.
1008
01:24:09,049 --> 01:24:10,341
Knock, knock.
1009
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,446
That's life
1010
01:24:32,531 --> 01:24:34,240
that's life
1011
01:24:34,324 --> 01:24:37,243
that's what all the people say
1012
01:24:38,662 --> 01:24:41,539
you're riding high in April
1013
01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:44,292
shot down in may
1014
01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:49,046
but I know I'm gonna change that tune
1015
01:24:50,591 --> 01:24:55,219
when I'm back on top
back on top in June
1016
01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:58,222
I said, that's life
1017
01:24:58,307 --> 01:25:00,349
that's life
1018
01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:03,644
and as funny as it may seem
1019
01:25:04,354 --> 01:25:06,689
some people get their kicks
1020
01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:10,067
stompin' on a dream
1021
01:25:10,819 --> 01:25:14,572
but I don't let it,
let it get me down
1022
01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:18,701
'cause this fine old world
1023
01:25:18,785 --> 01:25:21,287
it keeps spinnin' around
1024
01:25:22,122 --> 01:25:25,374
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
1025
01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:28,961
a poet, a pawn and a king
1026
01:25:29,046 --> 01:25:33,090
I've been up and down and over and out
1027
01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:35,301
and I know one thing
1028
01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:41,015
each time I find myself flat on my face
1029
01:25:42,017 --> 01:25:48,189
I pick myself up
and get back in the race
1030
01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:49,398
that's life
1031
01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:51,163
that's life
1032
01:25:51,234 --> 01:25:54,111
I tell ya, I can't deny it
1033
01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:57,573
I thought of quitting, baby
1034
01:25:58,825 --> 01:26:01,369
but my heart just ain't gonna buy it
1035
01:26:01,453 --> 01:26:04,914
and if I didn't think
it was worth one single try
1036
01:26:07,668 --> 01:26:08,751
coming.
1037
01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:12,380
I'd jump right on a big bird
and then I'd fly...
1038
01:26:19,846 --> 01:26:21,263
Hey, Arthur.
1039
01:26:21,431 --> 01:26:22,431
How's it going?
1040
01:26:23,433 --> 01:26:24,725
Oh, hey, guys.
1041
01:26:25,268 --> 01:26:26,394
Come on in.
1042
01:26:26,853 --> 01:26:27,978
Did you get a new gig?
1043
01:26:28,689 --> 01:26:29,689
No.
1044
01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:33,651
Oh, you must be going down to
that rally at city hall.
1045
01:26:33,819 --> 01:26:35,486
I hear it's gonna be nuts.
1046
01:26:35,654 --> 01:26:37,238
Oh, is that today?
1047
01:26:37,948 --> 01:26:38,948
Yeah.
1048
01:26:39,866 --> 01:26:41,283
What's with the makeup then?
1049
01:26:42,744 --> 01:26:44,245
My mom died.
1050
01:26:44,413 --> 01:26:45,621
I'm celebrating.
1051
01:26:46,540 --> 01:26:47,540
Right. We heard.
1052
01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:48,749
That's why we came by.
1053
01:26:48,917 --> 01:26:51,627
We figured, you know, you
could use some cheering up.
1054
01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:53,796
Aw, that's sweet.
1055
01:26:53,964 --> 01:26:56,841
But, no, I feel good.
1056
01:26:57,634 --> 01:26:59,260
Yeah, I stopped
taking my medication.
1057
01:26:59,428 --> 01:27:01,053
I feel a lot better now.
1058
01:27:03,181 --> 01:27:05,683
Oh, okay. Good for you.
1059
01:27:07,811 --> 01:27:10,688
So, hey, listen,
I don't know if you heard,
1060
01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:13,274
but the cops have been coming
around the shop,
1061
01:27:14,025 --> 01:27:17,945
talking to all the guys
about those subway murders.
1062
01:27:18,071 --> 01:27:19,864
- And, um...
- They didn't talk to me.
1063
01:27:21,825 --> 01:27:24,493
That's because the suspect
was a regular-sized person.
1064
01:27:25,036 --> 01:27:27,538
If it was a fucking midget,
you'd be in jail right now.
1065
01:27:33,336 --> 01:27:34,587
Anyway, um,
1066
01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:38,758
hoyt said
that they talked to you,
1067
01:27:38,925 --> 01:27:40,217
and now they're looking for me,
1068
01:27:40,302 --> 01:27:41,886
and I just wanna know
what you said.
1069
01:27:42,053 --> 01:27:43,471
Make sure our stories line up.
1070
01:27:43,638 --> 01:27:46,682
- Seeing as how you're my boy.
- Yeah, that's important.
1071
01:27:46,850 --> 01:27:48,661
- That makes a lot of sense.
- You know what I mean?
1072
01:27:48,685 --> 01:27:50,352
Thank you, Randall.
Thank you so much.
1073
01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:57,151
Arthur!
1074
01:27:57,819 --> 01:27:59,153
No!
1075
01:28:00,489 --> 01:28:01,489
What?
1076
01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:03,824
No!
1077
01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:13,834
Why would you do that, Arthur?
1078
01:28:34,898 --> 01:28:37,066
Do you watch
the Murray Franklin show?
1079
01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,567
Yeah.
1080
01:28:39,903 --> 01:28:41,695
I'm gonna be on tonight.
1081
01:28:45,992 --> 01:28:47,743
It fucking crazy, innit?
1082
01:28:47,828 --> 01:28:49,662
Me on the telly.
1083
01:28:51,706 --> 01:28:53,666
What the fuck, Arthur?
1084
01:28:54,918 --> 01:28:56,001
What?
1085
01:29:01,007 --> 01:29:02,216
It's okay, Gary.
1086
01:29:02,676 --> 01:29:03,676
You can go.
1087
01:29:06,263 --> 01:29:07,888
I'm not gonna hurt you.
1088
01:29:10,851 --> 01:29:12,309
Oh!
1089
01:29:12,561 --> 01:29:14,645
Don't look. Just go.
1090
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,200
Fuck.
1091
01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:34,665
Hey, Arthur?
1092
01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:35,833
Yeah?
1093
01:29:37,043 --> 01:29:39,461
Arthur, can you get the lock?
1094
01:29:42,674 --> 01:29:43,674
Shit.
1095
01:29:44,134 --> 01:29:45,593
Sorry, Gary.
1096
01:29:56,563 --> 01:29:57,605
Gary?
1097
01:29:57,772 --> 01:29:58,772
Yeah.
1098
01:30:01,318 --> 01:30:03,903
You were the only one
that was ever nice to me.
1099
01:30:05,989 --> 01:30:07,197
Skedaddle.
1100
01:31:34,411 --> 01:31:35,744
Hey, Arthur!
1101
01:31:35,912 --> 01:31:37,287
We need to talk.
1102
01:31:37,539 --> 01:31:38,664
Oh!
1103
01:31:38,748 --> 01:31:40,749
Hey! Stop, Arthur!
1104
01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:47,256
Arthur!
1105
01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:51,468
Watch it!
Out of the way!
1106
01:31:54,639 --> 01:31:55,639
Move!
1107
01:31:57,642 --> 01:31:58,682
Arthur!
1108
01:31:59,686 --> 01:32:00,936
Shit.
1109
01:32:03,314 --> 01:32:04,398
Hey! Hey!
1110
01:32:11,448 --> 01:32:12,448
Arthur, stop!
1111
01:32:18,163 --> 01:32:19,163
Go! Go!
1112
01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:23,291
Now
departing, o-train, downtown.
1113
01:32:25,128 --> 01:32:26,879
Stand clear of
the closing doors.
1114
01:32:36,306 --> 01:32:38,932
Hold that train! Hold it!
1115
01:32:40,852 --> 01:32:42,061
Get out! Get outta here!
1116
01:32:43,188 --> 01:32:44,828
Next stop, bedford park.
1117
01:32:59,204 --> 01:33:00,204
Masks off!
1118
01:33:00,371 --> 01:33:01,747
Get your mask off!
1119
01:33:02,582 --> 01:33:04,333
Signs down! Now!
1120
01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:14,968
Police! Signs down!
1121
01:33:16,137 --> 01:33:17,221
Signs down.
1122
01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,102
What the fuck!
1123
01:33:26,022 --> 01:33:27,582
Beat his ass!
1124
01:33:33,947 --> 01:33:35,489
Stop fighting! Police!
1125
01:33:35,657 --> 01:33:37,783
Police! Get down!
1126
01:33:39,953 --> 01:33:42,079
Get down! Get the fuck back!
1127
01:33:43,164 --> 01:33:44,164
Police! Get down.
1128
01:33:45,083 --> 01:33:46,208
Get the fuck down!
1129
01:33:50,922 --> 01:33:53,340
Stay the fuck back! Down!
1130
01:33:56,970 --> 01:33:57,970
What the...
1131
01:34:01,349 --> 01:34:02,349
Arthur!
1132
01:34:02,934 --> 01:34:03,976
Burke!
1133
01:34:05,603 --> 01:34:07,062
Don't do it!
1134
01:34:56,905 --> 01:34:58,071
Two officers on the train
1135
01:34:58,156 --> 01:34:59,676
were violently confronted
by the crowd,
1136
01:34:59,741 --> 01:35:01,158
and tonight are in serious
1137
01:35:01,242 --> 01:35:03,452
but stable condition
at Gotham metropolitan.
1138
01:35:03,536 --> 01:35:05,120
We're going live now to
1139
01:35:05,205 --> 01:35:06,997
co-anchor Courtney weathers,
1140
01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:09,165
who's standing by outside
the bedford park station,
1141
01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:11,084
near where the shooting
took place.
1142
01:35:11,252 --> 01:35:13,128
Courtney,
what's the scene there?
1143
01:35:18,134 --> 01:35:19,176
Murray.
1144
01:35:19,344 --> 01:35:20,928
Hey, hey, hey.
It's Mr. Franklin, buddy.
1145
01:35:21,095 --> 01:35:23,472
Oh, come on, gene.
That's all bullshit.
1146
01:35:24,557 --> 01:35:25,766
Thank you, Murray.
1147
01:35:26,976 --> 01:35:28,727
I feel like I know you.
1148
01:35:29,229 --> 01:35:31,063
I've been watching you forever.
1149
01:35:31,231 --> 01:35:32,356
Thank you.
1150
01:35:32,523 --> 01:35:33,815
What's with the face?
1151
01:35:33,983 --> 01:35:35,943
I mean,
are you part of the protest?
1152
01:35:36,110 --> 01:35:37,110
No.
1153
01:35:37,278 --> 01:35:39,029
No, I don't believe
in any of that.
1154
01:35:39,739 --> 01:35:41,323
I don't believe in anything.
1155
01:35:41,950 --> 01:35:43,492
I just thought
it'd be good for my act.
1156
01:35:43,660 --> 01:35:45,160
For your act? Didn't you hear
1157
01:35:45,245 --> 01:35:46,722
what happened on the subway?
Some clown got killed.
1158
01:35:46,746 --> 01:35:48,432
He's aware of that.
He's aware of that. Yeah.
1159
01:35:48,456 --> 01:35:49,706
No, I hadn't heard.
1160
01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:51,250
- Yeah.
- You see?
1161
01:35:51,334 --> 01:35:52,728
This is what I'm telling you.
The audience is gonna go crazy
1162
01:35:52,752 --> 01:35:53,752
if you put this guy on.
1163
01:35:53,878 --> 01:35:56,004
Maybe for a bit,
but not a whole segment.
1164
01:35:56,172 --> 01:35:58,382
Gene, it's gonna work.
It's gonna work.
1165
01:35:59,175 --> 01:36:01,255
We're gonna go with it.
1166
01:36:01,511 --> 01:36:02,511
Thank you, Murray.
1167
01:36:03,096 --> 01:36:04,221
Couple rules, though.
1168
01:36:04,389 --> 01:36:06,139
No cursing.
No off-color material.
1169
01:36:06,307 --> 01:36:07,766
We do a clean show.
1170
01:36:07,934 --> 01:36:08,934
- Okay?
- Mmm-hmm.
1171
01:36:09,102 --> 01:36:10,686
You'll go on
right after Dr. Sally.
1172
01:36:10,853 --> 01:36:11,853
I love Dr. Sally.
1173
01:36:12,021 --> 01:36:13,438
Good, good. Someone will
1174
01:36:13,523 --> 01:36:15,691
- come and get you, okay?
- Okay. Perfect.
1175
01:36:15,775 --> 01:36:16,900
Good luck.
1176
01:36:16,985 --> 01:36:17,985
- Thanks, Murray.
- Okay.
1177
01:36:19,195 --> 01:36:22,406
- Murray, one small thing.
- Yeah.
1178
01:36:22,573 --> 01:36:24,241
When you bring me out,
1179
01:36:24,409 --> 01:36:26,285
can you introduce me as joker?
1180
01:36:26,452 --> 01:36:28,161
What's wrong
with your real name?
1181
01:36:28,788 --> 01:36:31,039
That's what you called me
on the show.
1182
01:36:31,207 --> 01:36:32,332
A joker.
1183
01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,500
Do you remember?
1184
01:36:33,876 --> 01:36:35,877
- Did I?
- I don't know.
1185
01:36:36,045 --> 01:36:38,130
Well, if you say so, kid,
you know, joker it is.
1186
01:36:38,298 --> 01:36:39,298
It's good.
1187
01:36:39,465 --> 01:36:40,549
Thanks, Murray.
1188
01:37:02,822 --> 01:37:03,924
I'll try it, you know,
1189
01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:05,824
but I'm not sure
my wife will let me do it.
1190
01:37:07,285 --> 01:37:08,618
Maybe my next wife.
1191
01:37:12,332 --> 01:37:14,082
You gotta see
our next guest for yourself.
1192
01:37:14,250 --> 01:37:16,293
I'm pretty sure
this guy could use a doctor.
1193
01:37:16,627 --> 01:37:17,688
Oh!
1194
01:37:17,712 --> 01:37:19,087
Does he have sexual problems?
1195
01:37:19,255 --> 01:37:21,673
Oh, he looks like
he's got a lot of problems.
1196
01:37:22,884 --> 01:37:25,510
All right, Bobby, let's show
that clip one last time.
1197
01:37:31,934 --> 01:37:34,811
I hated school as a kid.
1198
01:37:36,606 --> 01:37:38,774
But my mother would always say,
1199
01:37:39,817 --> 01:37:41,128
"you should enjoy it.
1200
01:37:41,152 --> 01:37:44,279
One day, you'll have to
work for a living."
1201
01:37:44,447 --> 01:37:45,674
"No, I won't, ma.
1202
01:37:45,698 --> 01:37:47,657
I'm gonna be a comedian."
1203
01:37:53,956 --> 01:37:56,249
Okay. You may...
1204
01:37:57,710 --> 01:38:00,962
You may have seen that clip
of our next guest.
1205
01:38:01,130 --> 01:38:03,507
Now, before he comes out,
I just want to say
1206
01:38:03,674 --> 01:38:05,175
that we're all heartbroken
1207
01:38:05,259 --> 01:38:07,219
about what's going on
in the city tonight.
1208
01:38:07,387 --> 01:38:09,679
But this is
how he wanted to come out,
1209
01:38:09,847 --> 01:38:13,058
and honestly, I think
we could all use a good laugh.
1210
01:38:13,226 --> 01:38:15,394
So, please welcome, joker.
1211
01:38:58,020 --> 01:38:59,396
Are you all right, doctor?
1212
01:39:03,234 --> 01:39:05,694
Well,
that was quite an entrance.
1213
01:39:12,243 --> 01:39:13,243
You okay?
1214
01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:17,497
Yeah.
1215
01:39:17,665 --> 01:39:20,375
This is exactly
how I imagined it.
1216
01:39:22,336 --> 01:39:24,129
Well, that makes one of us.
1217
01:39:31,012 --> 01:39:33,180
So, can you tell us
about this look?
1218
01:39:33,347 --> 01:39:34,681
When we spoke earlier,
1219
01:39:34,765 --> 01:39:36,869
you mentioned that this look
is not a political statement.
1220
01:39:36,893 --> 01:39:37,934
Is that right?
1221
01:39:38,102 --> 01:39:39,728
That's right, Murray.
I'm not political.
1222
01:39:39,896 --> 01:39:42,439
I'm just trying to
make people laugh.
1223
01:39:42,607 --> 01:39:44,687
And how's that going for you?
1224
01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:54,534
So, I know you're a comedian.
1225
01:39:54,702 --> 01:39:56,536
You been working on
any new material?
1226
01:39:56,621 --> 01:39:57,746
You wanna tell us a joke?
1227
01:40:03,461 --> 01:40:04,461
Yeah?
1228
01:40:06,631 --> 01:40:07,631
Okay.
1229
01:40:13,679 --> 01:40:15,305
He's got a book.
1230
01:40:16,224 --> 01:40:17,682
A book of jokes.
1231
01:40:27,527 --> 01:40:28,902
Take your time.
We got all night.
1232
01:40:34,951 --> 01:40:37,244
Okay, okay. Here's one.
1233
01:40:40,373 --> 01:40:42,874
Knock, knock.
1234
01:40:43,042 --> 01:40:44,376
And you had to look that up?
1235
01:40:51,509 --> 01:40:53,134
I want to get it right.
1236
01:40:54,971 --> 01:40:56,513
Knock, knock.
1237
01:40:56,681 --> 01:40:58,181
Who's there?
1238
01:40:59,642 --> 01:41:01,059
It's the police, ma'am.
1239
01:41:01,227 --> 01:41:03,061
Your son's been hit
by a drunk driver.
1240
01:41:03,229 --> 01:41:05,647
He's dead.
1241
01:41:07,567 --> 01:41:09,150
Oh, no, no, no.
1242
01:41:09,318 --> 01:41:11,069
No, you cannot joke about that.
1243
01:41:11,237 --> 01:41:13,196
Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur.
1244
01:41:13,364 --> 01:41:15,824
That's not the kind of humor
we do on this show.
1245
01:41:16,409 --> 01:41:18,702
Okay. I'm... yeah, I'm sorry.
1246
01:41:18,869 --> 01:41:23,248
It's just, you know, it's been
a rough few weeks, Murray.
1247
01:41:24,834 --> 01:41:26,668
Ever since
1248
01:41:29,213 --> 01:41:31,339
I killed
those three wall street guys.
1249
01:41:37,930 --> 01:41:39,889
Okay, I'm waiting
for the punchline.
1250
01:41:41,392 --> 01:41:43,101
There is no punchline.
1251
01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,396
It's not a joke.
1252
01:41:51,068 --> 01:41:52,152
You're serious, aren't you?
1253
01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:53,380
You're telling us you killed
1254
01:41:53,404 --> 01:41:54,673
those three young men
on the subway?
1255
01:41:54,697 --> 01:41:55,697
Mmm-hmm.
1256
01:41:55,865 --> 01:41:57,574
And why should we believe you?
1257
01:41:57,742 --> 01:41:59,701
I got nothing left to lose.
1258
01:42:01,704 --> 01:42:03,747
Nothing can hurt me anymore.
1259
01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:09,794
My life is nothing but a comedy.
1260
01:42:13,424 --> 01:42:14,526
Well, let me get this straight,
1261
01:42:14,550 --> 01:42:16,801
you think that killing
those guys is funny?
1262
01:42:17,470 --> 01:42:18,970
I do.
1263
01:42:19,138 --> 01:42:21,765
And I'm tired
of pretending it's not.
1264
01:42:21,932 --> 01:42:23,808
Comedy is subjective, Murray.
1265
01:42:24,268 --> 01:42:25,977
Isn't that what they say?
1266
01:42:26,145 --> 01:42:27,896
All of you,
1267
01:42:28,064 --> 01:42:30,649
the system that knows so much,
1268
01:42:30,816 --> 01:42:33,526
you decide
what's right or wrong.
1269
01:42:33,694 --> 01:42:38,907
The same way that you decide
what's funny or not!
1270
01:42:40,242 --> 01:42:41,242
Get him off!
1271
01:42:41,994 --> 01:42:45,664
Well, okay,
I think I might understand
1272
01:42:45,998 --> 01:42:47,499
that you did this to
start a movement,
1273
01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,584
to become a symbol?
1274
01:42:50,211 --> 01:42:51,753
Come on, Murray.
1275
01:42:51,921 --> 01:42:53,148
Do I look like the kind of clown
1276
01:42:53,172 --> 01:42:54,756
that could start a movement?
1277
01:42:54,924 --> 01:42:57,759
I killed those guys
because they were awful.
1278
01:42:57,927 --> 01:43:00,428
Everybody is awful these days.
1279
01:43:00,596 --> 01:43:02,889
It's enough to
make anyone crazy.
1280
01:43:03,057 --> 01:43:04,808
Okay. So, that's it,
you're crazy.
1281
01:43:04,975 --> 01:43:07,268
That's your defense
for killing three young men?
1282
01:43:07,895 --> 01:43:09,437
No.
1283
01:43:09,605 --> 01:43:12,941
They couldn't carry a tune
to save their lives.
1284
01:43:14,777 --> 01:43:18,196
Oh, why is everybody
so upset about these guys?
1285
01:43:19,073 --> 01:43:20,824
If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,
1286
01:43:20,908 --> 01:43:22,283
you'd walk right over me!
1287
01:43:22,451 --> 01:43:24,577
I pass you every day,
and you don't notice me.
1288
01:43:24,745 --> 01:43:26,996
But these guys, what,
because Thomas Wayne
1289
01:43:27,081 --> 01:43:28,623
went and cried about them on TV?
1290
01:43:28,791 --> 01:43:30,834
You have a problem
with Thomas Wayne, too?
1291
01:43:31,001 --> 01:43:32,919
Yes, I do.
1292
01:43:33,087 --> 01:43:36,506
Have you seen what it's like
out there, Murray?
1293
01:43:36,674 --> 01:43:39,718
Do you ever actually
leave the studio?
1294
01:43:39,885 --> 01:43:43,722
Everybody just yells
and screams at each other.
1295
01:43:43,889 --> 01:43:46,057
Nobody's civil anymore.
1296
01:43:46,225 --> 01:43:49,811
Nobody thinks what it's like
to be the other guy.
1297
01:43:50,604 --> 01:43:53,398
You think men like
Thomas Wayne ever think
1298
01:43:53,482 --> 01:43:55,442
what it's like to be
someone like me?
1299
01:43:55,609 --> 01:43:58,319
To be somebody but themselves?
They don't.
1300
01:43:58,529 --> 01:44:00,655
They think that
we'll just sit there
1301
01:44:00,740 --> 01:44:03,116
and take it,
like good little boys!
1302
01:44:03,409 --> 01:44:05,493
That we won't werewolf
and go wild!
1303
01:44:05,661 --> 01:44:07,287
You finished?
1304
01:44:07,455 --> 01:44:09,789
I mean, it's so much
self-pity, Arthur.
1305
01:44:09,957 --> 01:44:11,499
You sound like
you're making excuses
1306
01:44:11,584 --> 01:44:13,001
for killing those young men.
1307
01:44:13,169 --> 01:44:15,003
Not everybody,
and I'll tell you this,
1308
01:44:15,087 --> 01:44:16,504
not everyone is awful.
1309
01:44:18,799 --> 01:44:20,008
You're awful, Murray.
1310
01:44:20,176 --> 01:44:22,051
Me? I'm awful?
1311
01:44:22,219 --> 01:44:23,970
Oh, yeah, how am I awful?
1312
01:44:26,140 --> 01:44:27,599
Playing my video.
1313
01:44:29,018 --> 01:44:30,894
Inviting me on this show.
1314
01:44:31,979 --> 01:44:34,314
You just wanted to
make fun of me.
1315
01:44:35,316 --> 01:44:37,275
You're just like
the rest of them.
1316
01:44:37,443 --> 01:44:39,360
You don't know
the first thing about me, pal.
1317
01:44:39,528 --> 01:44:42,113
Look what happened, because of
what you did. What it led to.
1318
01:44:42,281 --> 01:44:43,990
There are riots out there.
1319
01:44:44,158 --> 01:44:45,677
Two policemen are
in critical condition,
1320
01:44:45,701 --> 01:44:46,970
and you're laughing.
1321
01:44:46,994 --> 01:44:47,994
You're laughing.
1322
01:44:48,162 --> 01:44:50,997
Someone was killed today,
because of what you did.
1323
01:44:51,165 --> 01:44:52,624
I know.
1324
01:44:55,211 --> 01:44:56,451
How about another joke, Murray?
1325
01:44:56,587 --> 01:44:58,267
No, I think we've had
enough of your jokes.
1326
01:44:58,380 --> 01:44:59,733
- What do you get...
- I don't think so.
1327
01:44:59,757 --> 01:45:02,300
When you cross
a mentally-ill loner
1328
01:45:02,468 --> 01:45:04,886
with a society that abandons him
1329
01:45:04,970 --> 01:45:06,012
and treats him like trash?
1330
01:45:06,180 --> 01:45:07,180
Call the police, gene!
1331
01:45:07,348 --> 01:45:08,784
- I'll tell you what you get!
- Call the police.
1332
01:45:08,808 --> 01:45:10,475
You get
what you fucking deserve!
1333
01:45:47,012 --> 01:45:50,139
Good night.
And always remember, that's...
1334
01:45:55,521 --> 01:45:56,771
Breaking news.
1335
01:45:56,939 --> 01:45:59,482
Popular TV talk show host,
Murray Franklin
1336
01:45:59,650 --> 01:46:01,920
was shot dead tonight on the
live telecast of his program.
1337
01:46:01,944 --> 01:46:04,237
The man who was
introduced by Franklin
1338
01:46:04,321 --> 01:46:07,198
as "joker" is
currently under arrest.
1339
01:46:07,366 --> 01:46:09,951
Police led the suspect
handcuffed out of the studio.
1340
01:46:11,704 --> 01:46:14,247
Merely just a punchline
to a joke...
1341
01:46:14,415 --> 01:46:16,055
You get what you
deserve!
1342
01:46:16,166 --> 01:46:17,269
Looting and rioting
1343
01:46:17,293 --> 01:46:18,334
have intensified here...
1344
01:46:18,502 --> 01:46:19,980
...rioting
throughout the city.
1345
01:46:20,004 --> 01:46:21,314
...with a society
that abandons him
1346
01:46:21,338 --> 01:46:22,380
and treats him like trash?
1347
01:46:22,464 --> 01:46:23,733
This mob of clowns...
1348
01:46:23,757 --> 01:46:25,318
Many wearing clown masks.
1349
01:46:27,219 --> 01:46:28,939
If it was me
dying on the sidewalk,
1350
01:46:28,971 --> 01:46:30,365
- you'd walk right over me.
- To all of
1351
01:46:30,389 --> 01:46:31,867
those who have been
ignored by the system.
1352
01:46:31,891 --> 01:46:33,159
And always remember,
that's life!
1353
01:46:33,183 --> 01:46:35,852
And as you see,
Gotham is burning.
1354
01:46:37,313 --> 01:46:41,482
In the white room
with black curtains near the station
1355
01:46:44,987 --> 01:46:49,949
black roof country, no gold pavements
tired starlings
1356
01:46:53,829 --> 01:46:56,664
silver horses ran down moonbeams
1357
01:46:58,792 --> 01:47:00,835
in your dark eyes
1358
01:47:02,838 --> 01:47:08,927
dawnlight smiles on you leaving
my contentment
1359
01:47:14,224 --> 01:47:18,227
I'll wait in this place
where the sun never shines
1360
01:47:21,065 --> 01:47:24,233
wait in this place
1361
01:47:24,318 --> 01:47:29,864
where the shadows run from themselves
1362
01:47:31,075 --> 01:47:33,275
stop laughing,
you freak! This isn't funny.
1363
01:47:33,702 --> 01:47:35,013
Yeah, the whole
fucking city's on fire
1364
01:47:35,037 --> 01:47:36,037
'cause of what you did.
1365
01:47:37,247 --> 01:47:39,540
All units,
fire reported, north of alley.
1366
01:47:39,625 --> 01:47:41,167
Code four for medical.
1367
01:47:41,794 --> 01:47:43,252
I know.
1368
01:47:44,755 --> 01:47:46,756
Isn't it beautiful?
1369
01:49:29,234 --> 01:49:30,568
Go over there.
1370
01:49:48,462 --> 01:49:49,587
Hey, Wayne.
1371
01:49:50,547 --> 01:49:52,298
You get
what you fucking deserve.
1372
01:49:52,466 --> 01:49:53,591
No! Pal!
1373
01:50:34,383 --> 01:50:36,384
Come on, get up!
1374
01:50:36,552 --> 01:50:38,511
Come on, man, get up.
1375
01:53:17,713 --> 01:53:19,797
What's so funny?
1376
01:53:23,802 --> 01:53:25,386
Just thinking of a joke.
1377
01:53:44,573 --> 01:53:46,574
Do you want to tell it to me?
1378
01:53:52,748 --> 01:53:54,373
You wouldn't get it.
1379
01:54:06,428 --> 01:54:08,095
That's life
1380
01:54:08,180 --> 01:54:09,638
that's life
1381
01:54:09,723 --> 01:54:12,641
and as funny as it may seem
1382
01:54:14,102 --> 01:54:16,812
some people get their kicks
1383
01:54:16,980 --> 01:54:19,106
stompin' on a dream
1384
01:54:20,150 --> 01:54:23,819
but I don't let it,
let it get me down
1385
01:54:25,989 --> 01:54:28,157
'cause this fine old world
1386
01:54:28,283 --> 01:54:30,868
it keeps spinnin' around
1387
01:54:31,620 --> 01:54:34,914
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
1388
01:54:34,998 --> 01:54:38,250
a poet, a pawn and a king
1389
01:54:38,335 --> 01:54:42,296
I've been up and down and over and out
1390
01:54:42,381 --> 01:54:44,548
and I know one thing
1391
01:54:44,883 --> 01:54:50,721
each time I find myself flat on my face
1392
01:54:51,139 --> 01:54:57,186
I pick myself up
and get back in the race
1393
01:54:57,562 --> 01:54:58,771
that's life
1394
01:54:58,855 --> 01:54:59,939
that's life
1395
01:55:00,023 --> 01:55:04,068
that's life
and I can't deny it
1396
01:55:04,778 --> 01:55:10,032
many times I thought of cuttin' out
but my heart won't buy it
1397
01:55:10,617 --> 01:55:15,204
but if there's nothing shakin'
come here this July
1398
01:55:18,166 --> 01:55:24,338
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball
1399
01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:31,053
and die
1400
01:55:32,848 --> 01:55:38,686
my, my
1401
01:55:50,073 --> 01:55:52,575
Isn't it rich?
1402
01:55:54,911 --> 01:55:57,705
Are we a pair?
1403
01:55:59,749 --> 01:56:03,544
Me here at last on the ground
1404
01:56:03,795 --> 01:56:07,047
you in mid-air
1405
01:56:09,092 --> 01:56:13,721
send in the clowns
1406
01:56:20,520 --> 01:56:23,063
Isn't it bliss?
1407
01:56:25,942 --> 01:56:29,278
Don't you approve?
1408
01:56:30,947 --> 01:56:34,617
One who keeps tearing around
1409
01:56:34,701 --> 01:56:38,871
one who can't move
1410
01:56:41,833 --> 01:56:47,046
where are the clowns?
1411
01:56:48,340 --> 01:56:52,176
Send in the clowns
1412
01:56:53,136 --> 01:56:55,888
just when I stopped
1413
01:56:57,390 --> 01:57:00,559
opening doors
1414
01:57:02,312 --> 01:57:08,984
finally knowing
the one that I wanted was yours
1415
01:57:11,112 --> 01:57:17,785
making my entrance again
with my usual flair
1416
01:57:21,039 --> 01:57:26,001
sure of my lines
1417
01:57:27,754 --> 01:57:32,716
no one is there
1418
01:57:40,100 --> 01:57:44,103
Don't you love farce?
1419
01:57:46,898 --> 01:57:49,942
My fault, I fear
1420
01:57:52,404 --> 01:57:56,448
I thought that you'd want what I want
1421
01:57:56,533 --> 01:58:00,202
sorry, my dear
1422
01:58:02,497 --> 01:58:07,167
but where are the clowns?
1423
01:58:09,504 --> 01:58:14,466
There ought to be clowns
1424
01:58:15,635 --> 01:58:22,600
well, maybe next year