1 00:00:08,514 --> 00:00:10,074 [news anchor on radio] The news never ends. 2 00:00:10,098 --> 00:00:12,016 This is 1080 GCR. 3 00:00:12,184 --> 00:00:15,144 You get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:15,938 --> 00:00:16,938 Good morning. 5 00:00:17,105 --> 00:00:20,233 It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,735 I'm Stan I. Brooks, and here's what's happening. 7 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:25,112 It's day 18 of the garbage strike, 8 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,907 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 9 00:00:28,075 --> 00:00:30,034 Even the nicest sections of the city 10 00:00:30,118 --> 00:00:31,452 are looking like slums. 11 00:00:31,620 --> 00:00:33,329 Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is 12 00:00:33,413 --> 00:00:35,122 declaring a city-wide state of emergency 13 00:00:35,290 --> 00:00:36,916 for the first time in decades. 14 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:39,204 [O'Rourke] There's no need to wait until somebody dies 15 00:00:39,336 --> 00:00:40,920 or comes down with typhoid fever. 16 00:00:41,088 --> 00:00:43,089 It's already a serious situation. 17 00:00:43,257 --> 00:00:44,359 [news anchor] It's something that affects 18 00:00:44,383 --> 00:00:45,503 almost everyone in the city, 19 00:00:45,634 --> 00:00:47,677 no matter who they are or where they live. 20 00:00:47,844 --> 00:00:50,054 [man 1 ] You can't go down no one avenue 21 00:00:50,138 --> 00:00:52,139 without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 22 00:00:52,307 --> 00:00:53,535 [man 2] It's starting to affect my business 23 00:00:53,559 --> 00:00:54,827 when customers can't get in here 24 00:00:54,851 --> 00:00:56,644 because of the garbage situation. 25 00:00:56,812 --> 00:00:58,540 [woman 1 ] I'm not out that long to smell it, 26 00:00:58,564 --> 00:01:00,398 but I think to look at it, it's terrible. 27 00:01:00,566 --> 00:01:02,024 [man 3] It don't affect me except 28 00:01:02,109 --> 00:01:03,734 for the very bad smell here. 29 00:01:03,902 --> 00:01:04,902 It's horrific. 30 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:06,279 [woman 2] It's a mess. 31 00:01:06,363 --> 00:01:07,757 I've been in this country for 50 years, 32 00:01:07,781 --> 00:01:09,221 and I've never seen anything like it. 33 00:01:09,366 --> 00:01:10,825 What is this world coming to? 34 00:01:10,993 --> 00:01:12,076 [man 4] Put 'em in a room, 35 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:13,721 let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with. 36 00:01:13,745 --> 00:01:15,955 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 37 00:01:16,415 --> 00:01:18,416 [man 5] The idea of the National Guard moving in 38 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,959 and cleaning up is a good idea. 39 00:01:20,127 --> 00:01:21,247 [news anchor] In other news, 40 00:01:21,295 --> 00:01:22,895 the building industry and landlords today 41 00:01:22,963 --> 00:01:24,463 expressed concern over the latest 42 00:01:24,548 --> 00:01:26,340 increase in heating oil prices. 43 00:01:26,508 --> 00:01:27,717 Renters in the metro area 44 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:29,218 are certain to feel the pinch... 45 00:01:29,553 --> 00:01:30,678 [grunts sadly] 46 00:01:32,598 --> 00:01:34,473 [upbeat music playing on piano] 47 00:01:34,558 --> 00:01:35,618 [people chattering and yelling] 48 00:01:35,642 --> 00:01:36,642 [car horns honking] 49 00:02:04,713 --> 00:02:05,898 [boy 1 ] Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? 50 00:02:05,922 --> 00:02:06,922 [boy 2] Nice outfit, pal. 51 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:08,359 [boy 1 ] If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be 52 00:02:08,383 --> 00:02:10,009 a good one. You know that, right? 53 00:02:10,927 --> 00:02:12,322 - [Arthur] Hey! Hey! - [boy 3] Grab it! 54 00:02:12,346 --> 00:02:13,346 [boy 4] Go, go, go! 55 00:02:13,513 --> 00:02:14,680 [Arthur] Hey! 56 00:02:15,057 --> 00:02:16,057 [boy 2] He's coming! 57 00:02:16,224 --> 00:02:18,726 Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. 58 00:02:18,894 --> 00:02:20,455 - [boy 2] Look at him running. - [boy 1 ] Let's go! 59 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:21,479 Stop them! 60 00:02:21,563 --> 00:02:23,499 [boy 1 ] Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car! 61 00:02:23,523 --> 00:02:25,003 - [horns honking] - [laughs mockingly] 62 00:02:25,901 --> 00:02:27,221 [boy 1 ] Where's your sign, clown? 63 00:02:27,819 --> 00:02:29,236 - [driver] Hey! - [yelps] 64 00:02:29,321 --> 00:02:30,655 [horns honking] 65 00:02:30,739 --> 00:02:31,864 [panting] 66 00:02:33,659 --> 00:02:35,076 [boy 1 ] Go, clown! Come on! 67 00:02:35,243 --> 00:02:36,327 Stop them! 68 00:02:36,495 --> 00:02:37,495 [boys shouting] 69 00:02:38,246 --> 00:02:39,622 Go! Come on! 70 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,292 [Arthur] Stop them! 71 00:02:43,460 --> 00:02:45,086 Come on, run! 72 00:02:47,214 --> 00:02:48,589 Hey! 73 00:02:49,841 --> 00:02:51,342 You fucking... 74 00:02:51,468 --> 00:02:52,927 [continues panting] 75 00:02:55,972 --> 00:02:57,932 - [groans] - [boy 2] Oh, shit! Good hit. 76 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,850 [boy 1 ] Come on! Beat his ass up. 77 00:03:00,018 --> 00:03:01,818 Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing. 78 00:03:01,937 --> 00:03:03,854 Harder! Harder! 79 00:03:04,022 --> 00:03:05,272 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 80 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,692 Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go! 81 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,527 [breathing heavily] 82 00:03:10,278 --> 00:03:11,362 [groans] 83 00:03:11,738 --> 00:03:12,947 [labored breathing] 84 00:03:43,437 --> 00:03:45,062 [strained laughing] 85 00:03:52,028 --> 00:03:53,028 [clears throat] 86 00:03:53,739 --> 00:03:55,364 [continues laughing] 87 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:04,165 Ha! 88 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:06,083 [chuckling] 89 00:04:07,544 --> 00:04:09,170 [laughing] 90 00:04:17,053 --> 00:04:18,512 [wheezes] 91 00:04:18,597 --> 00:04:19,597 [grunts] 92 00:04:19,848 --> 00:04:21,974 [laughing] 93 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:28,939 [wheezes] 94 00:04:29,649 --> 00:04:30,816 [clears throat] 95 00:04:31,651 --> 00:04:32,985 [laughing tearfully] 96 00:04:38,909 --> 00:04:40,326 [Arthur chuckles] 97 00:04:41,244 --> 00:04:42,244 [Arthur sniffles] 98 00:04:51,880 --> 00:04:53,255 Is it just me, 99 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:56,926 or is it getting crazier out there? 100 00:05:00,514 --> 00:05:03,349 - It is certainly tense. - Hmm. 101 00:05:03,892 --> 00:05:05,726 People are upset. 102 00:05:05,894 --> 00:05:08,771 They're struggling. Looking for work. 103 00:05:08,939 --> 00:05:10,314 These are tough times. 104 00:05:10,398 --> 00:05:11,398 [exhales] 105 00:05:13,235 --> 00:05:14,735 How about you? 106 00:05:16,363 --> 00:05:18,447 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 107 00:05:20,242 --> 00:05:21,992 Yes, ma'am. 108 00:05:23,537 --> 00:05:24,912 Great. 109 00:05:25,831 --> 00:05:27,373 Did you bring it with you? 110 00:05:31,962 --> 00:05:33,045 Arthur. 111 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:35,548 Last time, I asked you to bring your journal 112 00:05:35,632 --> 00:05:37,299 with you for these appointments. 113 00:05:38,009 --> 00:05:39,343 Can I see it? 114 00:05:51,314 --> 00:05:54,191 I've been using it as a journal, 115 00:05:56,069 --> 00:05:57,736 but also as a joke diary. 116 00:05:58,864 --> 00:06:02,241 Funny thoughts or observations. 117 00:06:03,368 --> 00:06:04,535 I think I told you 118 00:06:04,619 --> 00:06:07,788 I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 119 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,835 No, you didn't. 120 00:06:14,296 --> 00:06:16,297 I think I did. 121 00:06:24,848 --> 00:06:28,767 "I just hope my death makes more sense than my life." 122 00:06:31,396 --> 00:06:32,646 [laughs] 123 00:06:44,784 --> 00:06:47,119 How does it feel to have to come here? 124 00:06:47,537 --> 00:06:50,289 Does it help to have someone to talk to? 125 00:06:54,336 --> 00:06:55,586 I think I felt better 126 00:06:55,670 --> 00:06:57,671 when I was locked up in the hospital. 127 00:06:59,716 --> 00:07:00,966 And have you thought more about 128 00:07:02,344 --> 00:07:03,719 why you were locked up? 129 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:06,472 [head thudding] 130 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,226 Who knows? 131 00:07:18,401 --> 00:07:20,152 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor 132 00:07:20,236 --> 00:07:22,154 to increase my medication. 133 00:07:27,869 --> 00:07:30,496 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 134 00:07:31,831 --> 00:07:34,416 Surely, they must be doing something. 135 00:07:36,962 --> 00:07:40,130 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 136 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:07,950 [gasps] 137 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:09,034 [laughing] 138 00:08:16,209 --> 00:08:18,377 Would you please stop bothering my kid? 139 00:08:21,548 --> 00:08:22,608 I wasn't bothering him. I was... 140 00:08:22,632 --> 00:08:23,841 Just stop. 141 00:08:25,301 --> 00:08:27,136 [Arthur laughing] 142 00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:34,184 What? You think that's funny? 143 00:08:34,269 --> 00:08:35,978 [continues laughing] 144 00:08:41,234 --> 00:08:42,401 [gagging] 145 00:08:42,485 --> 00:08:44,111 I'm sorry. I have a... [laughing] 146 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:01,912 I'm sorry. [continues laughing] 147 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:04,840 [woman exhales] 148 00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:11,388 [Arthur continues laughing] 149 00:10:29,384 --> 00:10:31,009 [music playing] 150 00:10:36,850 --> 00:10:37,850 [exhales] 151 00:10:40,645 --> 00:10:42,085 [Penny] Happy, did you check the mail 152 00:10:42,147 --> 00:10:43,480 before you came up? 153 00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:45,232 Yeah, Mom. 154 00:10:46,109 --> 00:10:47,693 Nothing. 155 00:10:50,864 --> 00:10:52,466 [news anchor 1 on TV] And finally, tonight, 156 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,491 just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 157 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:55,951 authorities are saying 158 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:58,495 the city is under siege by scores of rats. 159 00:10:58,663 --> 00:10:59,955 And not just any rats, 160 00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:02,166 but super rats, who are hard to kill. 161 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,251 He must not be getting my letters. 162 00:11:04,419 --> 00:11:05,419 Yeah. 163 00:11:05,628 --> 00:11:07,671 It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. 164 00:11:07,839 --> 00:11:09,256 He's a busy man. 165 00:11:09,424 --> 00:11:13,135 Please. I worked for that family for years. 166 00:11:13,595 --> 00:11:15,596 The least he could do is write back. 167 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,309 Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. 168 00:11:20,476 --> 00:11:21,476 You need to eat. 169 00:11:21,644 --> 00:11:25,272 You need to eat. Look how skinny you are. 170 00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:26,523 [clears throat] 171 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,502 [news anchor 1 ] Both victims were taken to Gotham General. 172 00:11:28,526 --> 00:11:29,651 [news anchor 2] Sounds like 173 00:11:29,736 --> 00:11:30,880 the city needs to find the Pied Piper. 174 00:11:30,904 --> 00:11:33,572 He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 175 00:11:34,115 --> 00:11:37,534 Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? 176 00:11:38,119 --> 00:11:40,495 Well, everybody on the news. 177 00:11:40,663 --> 00:11:42,831 He's the only one who could save the city. 178 00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:44,333 He owes it to us. 179 00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:48,754 - [theme music playing] - Come sit. It's starting. 180 00:11:48,922 --> 00:11:50,714 Yay, Murray. 181 00:11:51,591 --> 00:11:55,010 [announcer on TV] From NCB Studios in Gotham City, 182 00:11:55,178 --> 00:11:58,472 it's Live with Murray Franklin! 183 00:11:59,474 --> 00:12:02,559 Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... 184 00:12:02,727 --> 00:12:03,936 Oh, Sandra Winger's on. 185 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:07,231 And the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. 186 00:12:07,398 --> 00:12:09,524 Joining Murray, as always, 187 00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:12,277 Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. 188 00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:15,113 And now, without further ado, 189 00:12:15,281 --> 00:12:18,033 Murray Franklin. 190 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:20,159 - [upbeat jazz music playing] - [audience cheering] 191 00:12:28,753 --> 00:12:30,272 - [music ends] - [audience cheering loudly] 192 00:12:30,296 --> 00:12:32,172 - Thank you. - [Arthur cheering] 193 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:34,466 Thank you. 194 00:12:34,634 --> 00:12:36,969 We got a great-looking audience tonight. 195 00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:39,263 Yeah! 196 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,139 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 197 00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:42,641 Thank you. 198 00:12:43,268 --> 00:12:45,727 So, everybody's heard about the super rats that 199 00:12:45,812 --> 00:12:48,230 - are in Gotham now, right? - [audience] Yeah. 200 00:12:48,314 --> 00:12:51,692 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 201 00:12:51,859 --> 00:12:53,402 You ready for this? 202 00:12:53,569 --> 00:12:54,653 Super cats. 203 00:12:55,029 --> 00:12:56,405 [all laughing] 204 00:12:59,242 --> 00:13:00,803 But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... 205 00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,327 [Arthur] I love you, Murray! 206 00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:04,079 [audience chuckling] 207 00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:05,497 I love you, too. 208 00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:06,832 [all laughing] 209 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,001 Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? 210 00:13:09,168 --> 00:13:10,168 Who is that? 211 00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:12,504 Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? 212 00:13:12,672 --> 00:13:14,589 Stand up for me. 213 00:13:14,757 --> 00:13:15,757 Go ahead. 214 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:22,639 What's your name? 215 00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:25,183 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 216 00:13:25,351 --> 00:13:27,019 - Arthur? - My name's Arthur. 217 00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:28,914 Oh, okay. Well, there's something special about you, 218 00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:29,980 Arthur, I could tell. 219 00:13:30,148 --> 00:13:31,148 Where are you from? 220 00:13:31,316 --> 00:13:33,025 I live right here in the city 221 00:13:33,192 --> 00:13:35,152 - with my [stammers] mother. - [audience laughing] 222 00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:37,423 [Murray] Okay, hold on. Hold on. 223 00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:38,590 There's nothing funny about that. 224 00:13:38,614 --> 00:13:41,283 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 225 00:13:41,451 --> 00:13:44,286 I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, 226 00:13:44,454 --> 00:13:45,454 and he never came back. 227 00:13:45,538 --> 00:13:46,580 [audience] Aww. 228 00:13:46,664 --> 00:13:48,665 [Arthur] I know what that's like, Murray. 229 00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:51,376 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 230 00:13:51,544 --> 00:13:53,295 I take good care of my mother. 231 00:13:57,467 --> 00:14:00,385 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 232 00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:01,553 She does. 233 00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:06,266 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 234 00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:09,061 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 235 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:10,604 [audience] Aww. 236 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:13,982 Wow. 237 00:14:16,736 --> 00:14:19,488 I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. 238 00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:22,491 Come on. For that, you gotta come down. 239 00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:24,136 - [audience cheering] - Come on! Come on. 240 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:25,660 [upbeat jazz music playing] 241 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:33,043 Come on. 242 00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:43,303 [audience cheering loudly] 243 00:14:48,267 --> 00:14:50,519 Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. 244 00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:52,479 We'll be right back. 245 00:14:53,231 --> 00:14:54,648 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 246 00:14:54,816 --> 00:14:56,566 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. 247 00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:57,943 It made my day. 248 00:14:58,111 --> 00:14:59,319 Thanks, Murray. 249 00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:01,405 You see all this, the lights, the show, 250 00:15:01,489 --> 00:15:02,781 the audience, all that stuff? 251 00:15:02,949 --> 00:15:04,176 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat 252 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,367 to have a kid like you. 253 00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:24,219 [stretching shoe] 254 00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:38,063 - [indistinct chattering] - [music playing on radio] 255 00:15:44,532 --> 00:15:45,532 [sighs] 256 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:49,972 - [Randall] What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 257 00:15:49,996 --> 00:15:51,663 Another day in chuckle town. 258 00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:52,831 [man] Yup. 259 00:15:56,377 --> 00:15:57,461 You okay? 260 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,923 I heard about the beatdown you took. 261 00:16:02,675 --> 00:16:03,758 Fucking savages. 262 00:16:05,303 --> 00:16:07,721 It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. 263 00:16:07,805 --> 00:16:08,847 No. 264 00:16:09,015 --> 00:16:11,349 They'll take everything from you if you do that. 265 00:16:11,517 --> 00:16:12,851 All the crazy shit out there. 266 00:16:13,394 --> 00:16:15,103 - They're animals. - [chuckles] 267 00:16:19,609 --> 00:16:20,901 You know what? 268 00:16:26,157 --> 00:16:27,157 Here. 269 00:16:28,826 --> 00:16:30,076 What is it? 270 00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:31,620 Take it. 271 00:16:32,538 --> 00:16:33,622 It's for you. 272 00:16:36,709 --> 00:16:38,001 [chuckling] 273 00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:40,045 [Randall] You gotta protect yourself out there. 274 00:16:40,796 --> 00:16:42,297 Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked. 275 00:16:43,925 --> 00:16:45,091 Randall, 276 00:16:46,552 --> 00:16:49,179 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 277 00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,182 Don't sweat it, Art. 278 00:16:52,975 --> 00:16:54,226 No one has to know. 279 00:16:54,393 --> 00:16:56,728 And you can pay me back some other time. 280 00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,104 You know you're my boy. 281 00:16:59,065 --> 00:17:00,232 [laughing] 282 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:01,316 [Gary] Arthur, 283 00:17:01,943 --> 00:17:03,443 Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 284 00:17:04,195 --> 00:17:06,696 Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? 285 00:17:06,864 --> 00:17:07,989 No idea. 286 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,991 Do you people call it miniature golf 287 00:17:10,076 --> 00:17:11,535 or is it just golf to you? 288 00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:13,787 [Randall and Arthur laughing] 289 00:17:16,791 --> 00:17:18,291 [man] Punch him in the dick, Gary. 290 00:17:20,086 --> 00:17:21,920 [laughing] 291 00:17:35,268 --> 00:17:36,893 Hello, Hoyt. 292 00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:39,563 Gary said you wanted to see me. 293 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:42,649 How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? 294 00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:43,775 Not quite. 295 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:46,069 Just been working on my material. 296 00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,154 No, don't sit. This'll be quick. 297 00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,823 Look, I like you, Arthur. 298 00:17:49,991 --> 00:17:51,408 You know, a lot of the guys, 299 00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:53,132 they think you're a freak, but I like you. 300 00:17:54,036 --> 00:17:55,662 I don't even know why I like you. 301 00:17:56,372 --> 00:17:57,956 But I got another complaint. 302 00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:01,459 It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 303 00:18:01,627 --> 00:18:03,461 The guy said you disappeared. 304 00:18:03,629 --> 00:18:05,005 Never even returned his sign. 305 00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:07,674 Because I got jumped. 306 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:09,759 Didn't you hear? 307 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:11,678 For a sign? 308 00:18:11,846 --> 00:18:14,014 That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. 309 00:18:14,181 --> 00:18:16,141 Just get him his sign back. 310 00:18:16,309 --> 00:18:18,685 He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. 311 00:18:18,853 --> 00:18:20,645 Why would I keep his sign? 312 00:18:20,813 --> 00:18:23,565 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 313 00:18:24,859 --> 00:18:26,860 If you don't return the sign, 314 00:18:27,028 --> 00:18:29,070 I gotta take it out of your paycheck. 315 00:18:30,156 --> 00:18:31,281 Are we clear? 316 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:35,577 Listen, I'm trying to help you. 317 00:18:35,745 --> 00:18:37,704 Okay? And I'll tell you something else. 318 00:18:37,872 --> 00:18:39,247 The other guys, 319 00:18:39,332 --> 00:18:41,172 they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, 320 00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,209 because people think you're weird. 321 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:46,212 Okay? And I can't have that around me. 322 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,714 [Hoyt continues indistinctly] 323 00:18:52,887 --> 00:18:54,054 [grunting] 324 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,880 [elevator bell dings] 325 00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:32,592 [jabbing buttons] 326 00:19:36,013 --> 00:19:37,055 [Sophie] Wait, wait, wait. 327 00:19:37,223 --> 00:19:38,223 Wait. 328 00:19:41,477 --> 00:19:42,602 Thank you. 329 00:20:02,498 --> 00:20:03,498 [GiGi giggles] 330 00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:07,210 This building is so awful, isn't it? 331 00:20:09,088 --> 00:20:11,548 This building is so awful, right, Mommy? 332 00:20:11,716 --> 00:20:14,134 Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. 333 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,636 It's so awful, Mommy. 334 00:20:17,263 --> 00:20:18,263 [imitates gunshot] 335 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:19,347 Right, Mommy? 336 00:20:24,228 --> 00:20:25,228 [elevator bell dings] 337 00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:28,815 - Good night. - [GiGi] This building's 338 00:20:28,983 --> 00:20:30,168 - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 339 00:20:30,192 --> 00:20:32,318 - [baby crying] - [man shouting] 340 00:20:35,656 --> 00:20:36,656 Hey. 341 00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:39,451 [imitates gunshot] 342 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:44,372 Come on. 343 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:52,130 [upbeat music playing] 344 00:20:52,923 --> 00:20:54,132 [door closes] 345 00:20:54,216 --> 00:20:57,969 The moon is a silver dollar 346 00:20:58,512 --> 00:21:01,055 Shining up in the sky 347 00:21:01,849 --> 00:21:03,683 That's the dream we can buy... 348 00:21:03,768 --> 00:21:05,088 - [Arthur] Look up. - [Penny] Mmm. 349 00:21:05,227 --> 00:21:07,228 Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. 350 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:10,273 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 351 00:21:11,192 --> 00:21:12,472 What do you think he's gonna do? 352 00:21:12,568 --> 00:21:13,902 He's gonna help us. 353 00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,990 But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? 354 00:21:19,158 --> 00:21:21,034 Why would he help us? 355 00:21:21,202 --> 00:21:23,787 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 356 00:21:24,663 --> 00:21:27,248 If he knew how we were living, 357 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:30,877 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 358 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:34,923 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 359 00:21:36,801 --> 00:21:38,676 I don't want you worrying about money, Mom. 360 00:21:40,012 --> 00:21:41,137 Or me. 361 00:21:41,597 --> 00:21:42,764 Everybody's telling me 362 00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:45,475 that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. 363 00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:49,270 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 364 00:21:49,772 --> 00:21:51,481 - What do you mean? - I mean... 365 00:21:52,650 --> 00:21:54,943 Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 366 00:21:56,487 --> 00:21:58,780 [men on TV singing] 367 00:22:05,955 --> 00:22:07,956 [men vocalizing] 368 00:22:24,807 --> 00:22:26,766 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 369 00:22:26,851 --> 00:22:29,185 The world is in a mess 370 00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,563 With politics and taxes And people grinding axes 371 00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:32,814 There's no happiness 372 00:22:32,898 --> 00:22:33,898 [Arthur imitates gunshot] 373 00:22:34,024 --> 00:22:36,359 Happiness is not a riddle 374 00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:39,237 When I'm listening to that Big bass fiddle 375 00:22:39,321 --> 00:22:41,114 [men vocalizing] 376 00:22:50,249 --> 00:22:52,584 Slap that bass Slap it till its dizzy 377 00:22:52,668 --> 00:22:55,003 Slap that bass Keep the rhythm busy 378 00:22:55,087 --> 00:22:57,881 Zoom, zoom, zoom Misery, you've got to go... 379 00:22:58,591 --> 00:22:59,841 Hey, what's your name? 380 00:23:01,051 --> 00:23:02,051 Arthur. 381 00:23:03,053 --> 00:23:06,306 Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. 382 00:23:07,016 --> 00:23:08,141 I know. 383 00:23:08,809 --> 00:23:10,935 You know who's not? Him. 384 00:23:14,773 --> 00:23:15,899 [increases volume] 385 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,484 [Penny] Happy, what was that? Are you okay? 386 00:23:18,652 --> 00:23:19,694 [Arthur] Mom, what? 387 00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:21,988 [Penny] That noise! Did you hear that noise? 388 00:23:22,156 --> 00:23:24,407 I'm watching an old war movie! 389 00:23:24,575 --> 00:23:26,075 [Penny] Turn it down! 390 00:23:26,327 --> 00:23:27,577 - Um... - [men continue singing] 391 00:23:32,458 --> 00:23:34,125 Sorry, Mom. 392 00:23:34,418 --> 00:23:36,210 [children chattering] 393 00:23:42,343 --> 00:23:43,635 [indistinct conversation] 394 00:23:46,847 --> 00:23:47,972 You good? 395 00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:27,178 [indistinct conversation] 396 00:24:33,143 --> 00:24:41,143 [car horn honks] 397 00:24:52,413 --> 00:24:53,913 [audience laughing] 398 00:24:55,332 --> 00:24:57,875 It's nice to see these couples out at my show. 399 00:24:58,836 --> 00:25:01,045 I have a wife. We love to role-play. 400 00:25:01,130 --> 00:25:03,840 - [audience] Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. 401 00:25:04,008 --> 00:25:05,508 My favorite one right now is 402 00:25:05,676 --> 00:25:08,636 professor and senior who really needs 403 00:25:08,721 --> 00:25:10,054 to pass my class to graduate. 404 00:25:10,139 --> 00:25:11,139 [audience laughing] 405 00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:12,473 - Yes. - [audience whooping] 406 00:25:13,934 --> 00:25:15,309 So, I'll tell you how I operate. 407 00:25:15,477 --> 00:25:16,602 I'm a professor at 408 00:25:16,687 --> 00:25:18,206 a prestigious New England university... 409 00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:19,480 [Arthur laughing] 410 00:25:19,732 --> 00:25:23,609 And my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ." 411 00:25:23,694 --> 00:25:25,194 [audience laughing] 412 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:26,821 I know. I know. 413 00:25:27,406 --> 00:25:30,158 Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. 414 00:25:31,285 --> 00:25:33,119 So, she comes to me during my office hours. 415 00:25:33,203 --> 00:25:34,203 [Arthur laughing] 416 00:25:34,288 --> 00:25:35,888 It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. 417 00:25:35,998 --> 00:25:38,249 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." 418 00:25:38,417 --> 00:25:40,334 I can't use my real last name at this college 419 00:25:40,502 --> 00:25:42,045 'cause they don't hire Jews. 420 00:25:42,129 --> 00:25:43,796 [audience laughing] 421 00:25:43,881 --> 00:25:45,131 It's something I'll address 422 00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:46,841 once I have tenure, but for now... 423 00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:49,177 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, 424 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:50,572 I think I might be in danger of failing 425 00:25:50,596 --> 00:25:51,804 your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' 426 00:25:51,972 --> 00:25:53,097 and I just want you to know 427 00:25:53,182 --> 00:25:54,932 I'm willing to do anything to pass." 428 00:25:55,726 --> 00:25:59,145 And I said, "Anything?" And she said... [moans] 429 00:26:50,614 --> 00:26:51,697 [Arthur chuckles] 430 00:26:58,831 --> 00:26:59,956 [doorbell buzzing] 431 00:27:05,879 --> 00:27:07,922 - [Arthur] Oh, hey. - Hey. 432 00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,466 Were you following me today? 433 00:27:14,012 --> 00:27:15,763 Yeah. 434 00:27:17,641 --> 00:27:19,475 I thought that was you. 435 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:22,728 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 436 00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:26,315 I have a gun. 437 00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:28,109 I could come by tomorrow. 438 00:27:29,444 --> 00:27:30,444 [chuckles] 439 00:27:31,572 --> 00:27:33,030 You're so funny, Arthur. 440 00:27:35,284 --> 00:27:36,576 Yeah. 441 00:27:36,743 --> 00:27:39,245 You know, I do stand-up comedy. 442 00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:42,165 You should maybe come see a show sometime. 443 00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:44,208 I could do that. 444 00:27:44,376 --> 00:27:45,501 Yeah? 445 00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:47,461 Yeah. You'll let me know when? 446 00:27:47,629 --> 00:27:48,629 Yeah. 447 00:27:55,554 --> 00:27:57,763 [man singing] If you're happy and you know it 448 00:27:57,848 --> 00:27:59,015 Wiggle your ears 449 00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:00,099 [chorus] Wiggle your ears 450 00:28:00,184 --> 00:28:02,393 [all] If you're happy and you know it 451 00:28:02,477 --> 00:28:04,729 Wiggle your ears 452 00:28:04,897 --> 00:28:07,148 If you're happy and you know it 453 00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:09,317 And you really want to show it 454 00:28:09,484 --> 00:28:11,485 If you're happy and you know it 455 00:28:11,570 --> 00:28:12,695 Wiggle your ears 456 00:28:14,114 --> 00:28:16,073 If you're happy and you know it 457 00:28:16,158 --> 00:28:18,618 Stomp your feet 458 00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:20,703 If you're happy and you know it 459 00:28:20,787 --> 00:28:23,080 Stomp your feet 460 00:28:23,248 --> 00:28:25,458 If you're happy and you know it 461 00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:27,668 And you really want to show it 462 00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:29,962 If you're happy and you know it 463 00:28:30,047 --> 00:28:31,297 Stomp your feet 464 00:28:32,674 --> 00:28:34,175 If you're happy and you know it 465 00:28:34,259 --> 00:28:35,676 - [Arthur yelps] - Shout "hurray" 466 00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,011 Shout "hurray" 467 00:28:37,179 --> 00:28:39,096 If you're happy and you know it 468 00:28:39,181 --> 00:28:40,598 Shout "hurray" 469 00:28:40,766 --> 00:28:41,826 - Shout "hurray" - [child giggles] 470 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,309 If you're happy and you know it 471 00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:45,073 - [Arthur giggles] - And you really want to 472 00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:49,190 Hoyt, please, I love this job. 473 00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:51,567 Arthur, I need to know why 474 00:28:51,652 --> 00:28:53,778 you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. 475 00:28:53,946 --> 00:28:56,906 It's a prop. It's part of my act now. 476 00:28:57,074 --> 00:28:58,908 That's bullshit. Bullshit. 477 00:28:59,076 --> 00:29:01,160 What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? 478 00:29:01,870 --> 00:29:03,287 Besides, Randall told me 479 00:29:03,372 --> 00:29:06,332 you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 480 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,541 Randall told you that? 481 00:29:07,709 --> 00:29:10,836 You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. 482 00:29:11,004 --> 00:29:12,084 - You're fired! - [hangs up] 483 00:29:15,467 --> 00:29:16,467 [dial tone droning] 484 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:39,467 [announcer on PA] Jefferson Street. 485 00:29:39,491 --> 00:29:40,992 Next stop, Ninth Ave. 486 00:29:43,996 --> 00:29:45,431 [man 1 ] I'm telling you, she wanted my number. 487 00:29:45,455 --> 00:29:46,580 We should've just stayed. 488 00:29:46,748 --> 00:29:49,417 [man 2] You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. 489 00:29:49,584 --> 00:29:51,938 [man 1 ] Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? 490 00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:53,045 She was in love. 491 00:29:53,213 --> 00:29:54,733 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 492 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:57,174 Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 493 00:29:59,761 --> 00:30:01,841 [slurring drunkenly] Hey, you want some French fries? 494 00:30:04,308 --> 00:30:05,891 Hello? 495 00:30:07,269 --> 00:30:08,352 Talking to you. Hey. 496 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,062 [woman] No, thank you. 497 00:30:10,856 --> 00:30:12,064 [men laughing] 498 00:30:13,025 --> 00:30:14,275 You sure? 499 00:30:16,153 --> 00:30:17,278 They're real good. 500 00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:22,867 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 501 00:30:24,119 --> 00:30:25,244 Whoo... 502 00:30:25,329 --> 00:30:26,829 [men laughing] 503 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,082 [chuckles] 504 00:30:31,585 --> 00:30:32,877 [laughing continues] 505 00:30:32,961 --> 00:30:34,211 [Arthur laughing] 506 00:30:49,853 --> 00:30:51,479 Is something funny, asshole? 507 00:30:52,898 --> 00:30:53,898 [gasping] 508 00:30:54,358 --> 00:30:55,608 [continues laughing] 509 00:30:55,692 --> 00:30:57,068 - Bitch! - [all jeer] 510 00:31:00,822 --> 00:31:02,156 [men snickering] 511 00:31:03,825 --> 00:31:06,827 [singing] Isn't it rich? 512 00:31:07,704 --> 00:31:10,122 - Are we a pair? - [men laughing] 513 00:31:12,584 --> 00:31:15,252 Me here at last on the ground 514 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:18,422 And you in mid-air 515 00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:21,592 Send in the clowns 516 00:31:22,427 --> 00:31:23,886 [Arthur continues laughing] 517 00:31:25,722 --> 00:31:27,515 Isn't it bliss? 518 00:31:28,975 --> 00:31:30,976 Don't you approve? 519 00:31:31,978 --> 00:31:34,146 One who keeps tearing around 520 00:31:34,314 --> 00:31:37,149 And one who can't move 521 00:31:37,317 --> 00:31:40,486 Where are the clowns? 522 00:31:40,654 --> 00:31:44,365 There ought to be clowns 523 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:46,409 [both laughing] 524 00:31:54,209 --> 00:31:57,044 So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? 525 00:31:57,212 --> 00:31:58,838 Nothing. [laughing] 526 00:32:02,884 --> 00:32:04,176 I have... I have a condition. 527 00:32:04,886 --> 00:32:06,846 I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. 528 00:32:06,930 --> 00:32:08,055 [men] Whoa! 529 00:32:10,517 --> 00:32:11,934 [Arthur] Please, stop! 530 00:32:12,936 --> 00:32:14,937 [groans] We got a kicker, huh? 531 00:32:15,105 --> 00:32:16,897 Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady. 532 00:32:19,401 --> 00:32:21,068 Stay down, freak! 533 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,446 [men grunting and laughing] 534 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:32,079 [gunshot] 535 00:32:34,749 --> 00:32:36,417 [screaming] 536 00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:41,464 Hey! [continues screaming] 537 00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:45,342 [breathing heavily] 538 00:33:01,610 --> 00:33:03,277 [man continues screaming] 539 00:33:03,987 --> 00:33:05,089 [announcer on PA] Ninth Avenue. 540 00:33:05,113 --> 00:33:06,280 Next stop, Hunter's Point. 541 00:33:06,448 --> 00:33:07,781 Hey! 542 00:33:13,872 --> 00:33:15,664 Stand clear of the closing doors. 543 00:33:17,709 --> 00:33:18,876 [man yelping] 544 00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:30,262 [groans] 545 00:33:31,515 --> 00:33:32,640 [man whimpering] 546 00:33:33,475 --> 00:33:34,808 [breathing heavily] 547 00:33:37,646 --> 00:33:38,979 [man screams] 548 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:42,149 [gun clicking] 549 00:33:49,115 --> 00:33:50,241 [panting] 550 00:33:52,661 --> 00:33:55,204 - [ears ringing loudly] - Shit. Shit. 551 00:34:33,285 --> 00:34:34,535 [panting] 552 00:36:14,552 --> 00:36:15,719 [elevator bell dings] 553 00:36:48,712 --> 00:36:50,671 [man 1 ] I read it was a guy in full makeup. 554 00:36:50,839 --> 00:36:53,298 [man 2] No, it says right here it was a mask. 555 00:36:53,466 --> 00:36:55,592 [man 1 ] Either way, I think it's good for business. 556 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,095 They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. 557 00:36:58,263 --> 00:36:59,471 Big man, what's the good word? 558 00:36:59,639 --> 00:37:00,639 [Gary] Hey. 559 00:37:01,141 --> 00:37:03,100 ["My Name Is Carnival" playing on radio] 560 00:37:03,768 --> 00:37:05,978 Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. 561 00:37:06,146 --> 00:37:07,438 Sorry, mate. 562 00:37:07,605 --> 00:37:08,605 [Randall] Yeah. 563 00:37:09,274 --> 00:37:10,524 It doesn't seem fair, 564 00:37:10,692 --> 00:37:12,568 getting fired like that. 565 00:37:13,778 --> 00:37:14,862 Did you really bring a gun 566 00:37:14,946 --> 00:37:16,363 to the children's hospital, Artie? 567 00:37:17,449 --> 00:37:18,907 What the fuck would you do that for? 568 00:37:19,075 --> 00:37:20,511 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 569 00:37:20,535 --> 00:37:21,637 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, 570 00:37:21,661 --> 00:37:22,930 you're just gonna shoot yourself? 571 00:37:22,954 --> 00:37:23,954 [men laughing] 572 00:37:24,330 --> 00:37:25,706 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 573 00:37:26,708 --> 00:37:27,833 It was his gun. 574 00:37:28,293 --> 00:37:29,854 - [Randall] What? - I still owe you for that, 575 00:37:29,878 --> 00:37:30,919 don't I? 576 00:37:31,087 --> 00:37:32,838 What the fuck are you talking about? 577 00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,174 Stop talking out of your ass, Art. 578 00:37:35,258 --> 00:37:36,258 [honking horn] 579 00:37:40,305 --> 00:37:41,680 [Arthur gasps] Oh, no! 580 00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:45,142 I forgot to punch out. 581 00:37:48,521 --> 00:37:49,813 [laughing] 582 00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:51,523 ["My Name Is Carnival" continues playing] 583 00:37:51,608 --> 00:37:53,609 And turns to sorrow 584 00:37:55,445 --> 00:37:58,989 King of all Hear me call 585 00:38:00,116 --> 00:38:04,703 Hear my name Carnival 586 00:38:15,465 --> 00:38:17,716 [Chuck on TV] And as our city tries to make sense 587 00:38:17,884 --> 00:38:21,345 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, 588 00:38:21,513 --> 00:38:23,013 we're joined by Thomas Wayne. 589 00:38:23,181 --> 00:38:25,432 Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. 590 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:26,767 Yes, Mother. 591 00:38:26,935 --> 00:38:28,329 [Thomas] Thanks for having me on, Chuck. 592 00:38:28,353 --> 00:38:29,645 [Penny] They're asking him about 593 00:38:29,729 --> 00:38:31,188 those horrible subway murders. 594 00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:32,636 [Chuck] Thank you, Thomas. I know 595 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:34,441 this is a difficult time for you. 596 00:38:34,609 --> 00:38:36,276 Why him? 597 00:38:36,444 --> 00:38:38,320 Looks like he's gained weight. 598 00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:40,568 [Thomas] Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. 599 00:38:40,907 --> 00:38:42,574 Good, decent, educated. 600 00:38:42,742 --> 00:38:45,369 Although I didn't know any of them personally. 601 00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,497 Like all Wayne employees, 602 00:38:48,581 --> 00:38:50,874 past and present, they're family. 603 00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:52,762 Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. 604 00:38:52,794 --> 00:38:54,271 - [shushing] - [Chuck] There now seems to be 605 00:38:54,295 --> 00:38:56,547 a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 606 00:38:56,714 --> 00:38:58,882 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents 607 00:38:58,967 --> 00:39:01,176 are taking the side of the killer. 608 00:39:01,344 --> 00:39:03,011 [Thomas] Yes, and it's a shame. 609 00:39:03,179 --> 00:39:04,471 It's one of the reasons why 610 00:39:04,556 --> 00:39:05,836 I'm considering a run for mayor. 611 00:39:06,641 --> 00:39:08,851 Gotham's lost its way. 612 00:39:09,018 --> 00:39:10,769 What about the eyewitness report 613 00:39:10,854 --> 00:39:13,564 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 614 00:39:13,731 --> 00:39:15,732 [Thomas] Well, it makes total sense to me. 615 00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:18,140 What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? 616 00:39:18,278 --> 00:39:20,112 Someone who hides behind a mask. 617 00:39:20,697 --> 00:39:22,155 Someone who is envious 618 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:25,659 of those more fortunate than themselves, 619 00:39:26,369 --> 00:39:29,162 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 620 00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:32,249 And until those kind of people change for the better, 621 00:39:32,417 --> 00:39:36,003 those of us who have made something of our lives 622 00:39:36,170 --> 00:39:38,505 will always look at those who haven't 623 00:39:38,673 --> 00:39:40,799 as nothing but clowns. 624 00:39:41,259 --> 00:39:42,342 [laughs] 625 00:39:42,427 --> 00:39:44,887 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 626 00:39:45,054 --> 00:39:46,054 It's not funny. 627 00:40:05,366 --> 00:40:06,533 [laughs] 628 00:40:07,785 --> 00:40:10,037 I heard this song on the radio the other day, 629 00:40:12,874 --> 00:40:16,877 and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. 630 00:40:18,046 --> 00:40:19,129 [social worker] Arthur... 631 00:40:19,297 --> 00:40:20,464 Which is crazy, 632 00:40:22,842 --> 00:40:25,886 because that's my clown name at work. 633 00:40:26,971 --> 00:40:29,431 And until a little while ago, 634 00:40:30,683 --> 00:40:33,185 it was like nobody ever saw me. 635 00:40:35,229 --> 00:40:37,606 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 636 00:40:38,024 --> 00:40:40,400 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 637 00:40:43,738 --> 00:40:45,155 You don't listen, do you? 638 00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:50,827 I don't think you ever really hear me. 639 00:40:51,913 --> 00:40:54,706 You just ask the same questions every week. 640 00:40:54,874 --> 00:40:58,168 "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" 641 00:40:59,212 --> 00:41:02,923 All I have are negative thoughts, 642 00:41:03,091 --> 00:41:05,926 but you don't listen anyway. 643 00:41:06,094 --> 00:41:09,471 I said, for my whole life, 644 00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:12,849 I didn't know if I even really existed. 645 00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:15,769 But I do. 646 00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:21,149 And people are starting to notice. 647 00:41:22,902 --> 00:41:24,653 They've cut our funding. 648 00:41:24,821 --> 00:41:26,488 We're closing down our offices next week. 649 00:41:28,199 --> 00:41:30,117 The city has cut funding across the board. 650 00:41:30,201 --> 00:41:32,160 Social Services is part of that. 651 00:41:32,328 --> 00:41:34,371 This is the last time we'll be meeting. 652 00:41:35,331 --> 00:41:36,498 Okay. 653 00:41:40,712 --> 00:41:42,792 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 654 00:41:44,966 --> 00:41:46,383 And they really don't give a shit 655 00:41:46,467 --> 00:41:48,427 about people like me, either. 656 00:41:51,681 --> 00:41:53,015 Fuck. 657 00:42:01,232 --> 00:42:03,734 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 658 00:42:06,738 --> 00:42:08,321 Who do I talk to? 659 00:42:10,783 --> 00:42:12,576 I'm sorry, Arthur. 660 00:42:15,371 --> 00:42:18,915 I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 661 00:42:19,584 --> 00:42:22,002 You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" 662 00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,171 "Is it safe?" 663 00:42:24,338 --> 00:42:25,797 "Is it reliable?" 664 00:42:25,965 --> 00:42:28,216 - "Could it kill me?" - [audience laughing] 665 00:42:28,301 --> 00:42:30,343 Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. 666 00:42:30,511 --> 00:42:32,888 We're like, "There's a spot." 667 00:42:33,056 --> 00:42:34,181 "There's another spot. 668 00:42:34,265 --> 00:42:35,492 - "That would work." - [Arthur exhales deeply] 669 00:42:35,516 --> 00:42:38,018 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 670 00:42:38,102 --> 00:42:39,603 [audience laughing] 671 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:42,439 "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this." 672 00:42:42,523 --> 00:42:43,857 [audience laughing] 673 00:42:45,151 --> 00:42:47,360 All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 674 00:42:47,445 --> 00:42:48,779 [audience applauding] 675 00:42:52,533 --> 00:42:54,701 [emcee] One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. 676 00:42:55,995 --> 00:42:57,788 All right, now, this next comic describes 677 00:42:57,872 --> 00:42:59,998 himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 678 00:43:00,166 --> 00:43:02,542 who from a young age was always told 679 00:43:02,627 --> 00:43:03,668 that his purpose in life 680 00:43:03,836 --> 00:43:07,839 was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. 681 00:43:08,424 --> 00:43:09,784 - Um... Okay. - [audience laughing] 682 00:43:09,926 --> 00:43:12,177 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. 683 00:43:12,261 --> 00:43:13,303 Arthur Fleck. 684 00:43:13,429 --> 00:43:14,679 [audience applauding] 685 00:43:25,399 --> 00:43:26,399 [sighs nervously] 686 00:43:28,945 --> 00:43:30,612 [laughing] 687 00:43:35,576 --> 00:43:36,743 [snorts] 688 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:40,163 Hello, it's good to be here. [laughing] 689 00:43:50,758 --> 00:43:51,883 [clears throat] 690 00:43:52,009 --> 00:43:53,635 [coughing] 691 00:43:55,555 --> 00:43:56,805 [laughing] 692 00:43:59,809 --> 00:44:00,809 [gagging] 693 00:44:04,939 --> 00:44:07,899 I hated school when I was a kid. 694 00:44:07,984 --> 00:44:09,484 - [microphone feedback] - [laughing] 695 00:44:13,531 --> 00:44:14,823 [gagging] 696 00:44:16,742 --> 00:44:17,742 [burps] 697 00:44:18,327 --> 00:44:19,744 [breathing heavily] 698 00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:28,211 I hated school as a kid. [laughing] 699 00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:31,173 My mother would say, 700 00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,841 [imitates Penny] "You should enjoy it. 701 00:44:32,925 --> 00:44:34,968 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 702 00:44:36,429 --> 00:44:37,679 [normal voice] "No, I won't, Ma, 703 00:44:37,763 --> 00:44:39,431 I'm gonna be a comedian." 704 00:44:39,557 --> 00:44:40,765 [laughing] 705 00:44:48,691 --> 00:44:49,858 Um... 706 00:44:52,069 --> 00:44:53,195 Here's one. 707 00:44:54,614 --> 00:44:57,532 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 708 00:44:57,617 --> 00:44:59,576 - why are the rich people... - ["Smile" playing] 709 00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:07,561 [man singing] Smile though your heart is aching 710 00:45:07,585 --> 00:45:08,585 [audience laughing] 711 00:45:08,669 --> 00:45:09,920 [audience applauding] 712 00:45:10,922 --> 00:45:15,300 Smile even though it's breaking 713 00:45:15,968 --> 00:45:17,552 [indistinct chattering] 714 00:45:17,637 --> 00:45:23,350 When there are clouds in the sky You'll get by 715 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:28,897 If you smile Through your fear and sorrow 716 00:45:28,981 --> 00:45:34,027 Smile and maybe tomorrow 717 00:45:34,237 --> 00:45:39,991 You'll see the sun Come shining through for you 718 00:45:40,076 --> 00:45:41,409 You believe that shit? 719 00:45:43,246 --> 00:45:44,246 Fuck 'em. 720 00:45:46,290 --> 00:45:48,917 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 721 00:45:51,087 --> 00:45:52,921 Three less pricks in Gotham City, 722 00:45:53,381 --> 00:45:55,298 only a million more to go. 723 00:45:55,549 --> 00:45:56,883 ["Smile" continues playing] 724 00:45:56,968 --> 00:45:59,803 You'll get by 725 00:45:59,929 --> 00:46:04,140 That's the time you must keep on trying 726 00:46:04,725 --> 00:46:08,895 Smile, what's the use of crying 727 00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:13,525 You'll find that Life is still worthwhile 728 00:46:13,943 --> 00:46:15,235 [laughing] 729 00:46:15,778 --> 00:46:19,656 If you just smile 730 00:46:21,951 --> 00:46:23,493 [TV playing] 731 00:46:27,164 --> 00:46:28,600 [Murray on TV] And, buddy, as always, 732 00:46:28,624 --> 00:46:29,749 thanks for the laughs. 733 00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:31,418 I'm sure we'll see you again. 734 00:46:31,585 --> 00:46:32,794 You know we'll be here, right? 735 00:46:32,878 --> 00:46:34,170 - I hope. - [audience laughing] 736 00:46:34,255 --> 00:46:37,924 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, 737 00:46:38,092 --> 00:46:40,885 and animal expert, Hugh Little. 738 00:46:41,554 --> 00:46:42,846 Thanks for watching. 739 00:46:43,014 --> 00:46:45,307 Good night, and always remember, 740 00:46:45,474 --> 00:46:46,952 - that's life. - ["That's Life" playing] 741 00:46:46,976 --> 00:46:48,226 [audience applauding] 742 00:46:51,188 --> 00:46:52,355 [softly] That's life. 743 00:46:57,194 --> 00:47:00,572 Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. 744 00:47:00,656 --> 00:47:01,781 - Hmm? Oh... - [grunting] 745 00:47:04,035 --> 00:47:05,493 Oh, Happy. 746 00:47:08,331 --> 00:47:09,998 Happy, I wrote a new letter. 747 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:11,875 Come on, dance with me. 748 00:47:12,877 --> 00:47:15,253 [Penny] For Thomas Wayne. It's important. 749 00:47:15,338 --> 00:47:16,338 [Arthur whistles] 750 00:47:19,091 --> 00:47:20,300 [Penny chuckles] 751 00:47:22,094 --> 00:47:23,553 [Arthur humming] 752 00:47:24,180 --> 00:47:25,889 You smell like cologne. 753 00:47:26,057 --> 00:47:28,516 It's 'cause I just had a big date. 754 00:47:28,684 --> 00:47:30,477 [chuckles] Oh. 755 00:47:33,189 --> 00:47:34,939 Just don't forget to mail it. 756 00:47:36,275 --> 00:47:38,026 [music continues playing] 757 00:48:00,758 --> 00:48:02,486 [announcer] The Murray Franklin Show is taped live 758 00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:03,885 before a studio audience 759 00:48:04,053 --> 00:48:06,179 in beautiful downtown Gotham City. 760 00:48:09,475 --> 00:48:10,475 [music ends] 761 00:49:08,534 --> 00:49:11,119 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! 762 00:49:11,287 --> 00:49:12,454 Don't give me your... 763 00:49:12,621 --> 00:49:14,456 - [pounding on door] - [Penny] No. No. 764 00:49:14,623 --> 00:49:17,584 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 765 00:49:17,751 --> 00:49:20,170 Okay. 766 00:49:24,884 --> 00:49:27,010 I'm not angry, Mom. 767 00:49:27,178 --> 00:49:29,512 I'm not angry. 768 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,889 Please. 769 00:49:31,932 --> 00:49:34,684 Mom, is this real? 770 00:49:38,355 --> 00:49:41,566 He's an extraordinary man, Happy. 771 00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:44,068 He's a very powerful man. 772 00:49:45,613 --> 00:49:47,572 We were in love. 773 00:49:48,449 --> 00:49:50,366 He said it was best that we not be together 774 00:49:50,451 --> 00:49:52,577 because of appearances. 775 00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:58,416 And I could never tell anyone because... 776 00:50:00,961 --> 00:50:02,420 Well, I signed some papers. 777 00:50:04,256 --> 00:50:05,882 And besides, you can imagine 778 00:50:05,966 --> 00:50:09,344 what people would say about Thomas and me. 779 00:50:12,056 --> 00:50:13,431 What they'd say about you. 780 00:50:17,645 --> 00:50:19,562 What would they say, Mom? 781 00:50:19,688 --> 00:50:21,189 [Penny crying] 782 00:50:30,241 --> 00:50:31,699 [train horn blowing] 783 00:51:34,388 --> 00:51:35,763 [humming] 784 00:52:01,290 --> 00:52:02,832 [Arthur continues humming] 785 00:52:08,714 --> 00:52:09,714 [Arthur] Hmm. 786 00:52:11,216 --> 00:52:12,342 [Arthur exhales deeply] 787 00:52:20,559 --> 00:52:21,684 Hmm. 788 00:52:27,566 --> 00:52:28,775 [Arthur laughing] 789 00:52:32,237 --> 00:52:33,321 [whistles] 790 00:52:39,370 --> 00:52:40,578 [Arthur singing] 791 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,841 Hi. 792 00:52:56,804 --> 00:52:58,179 What's your name? 793 00:52:59,431 --> 00:53:01,057 I'm Bruce. 794 00:53:02,142 --> 00:53:03,309 Bruce. 795 00:53:05,270 --> 00:53:06,521 I'm Arthur. 796 00:53:28,502 --> 00:53:29,877 That's better. 797 00:53:30,796 --> 00:53:32,380 [Alfred] Bruce! Bruce! 798 00:53:33,882 --> 00:53:35,049 Get away from that man. 799 00:53:35,217 --> 00:53:37,343 It's okay. I'm a good guy. 800 00:53:37,511 --> 00:53:38,761 What are you doing? Who are you? 801 00:53:39,388 --> 00:53:41,055 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 802 00:53:41,223 --> 00:53:43,725 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 803 00:53:45,144 --> 00:53:46,454 Why did you give him these flowers? 804 00:53:46,478 --> 00:53:47,687 [Arthur] No, they're not real. 805 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,482 It's magic. 806 00:53:51,942 --> 00:53:53,359 I was just trying to make him smile. 807 00:53:53,527 --> 00:53:55,361 Well, it's not funny, is it? 808 00:53:56,363 --> 00:53:57,572 Do I need to call the police? 809 00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:59,157 [Arthur] No. Please. 810 00:54:00,451 --> 00:54:03,661 My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. 811 00:54:03,829 --> 00:54:05,056 She used to work here years ago. 812 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,165 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 813 00:54:08,333 --> 00:54:09,792 You are her son. 814 00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960 [Arthur] Yeah. 815 00:54:11,628 --> 00:54:13,337 Did you know her? 816 00:54:16,967 --> 00:54:19,302 [whispers] I know about the two of them. 817 00:54:19,887 --> 00:54:22,305 She told me everything. 818 00:54:24,183 --> 00:54:25,975 [whispers] There's nothing to know. 819 00:54:27,102 --> 00:54:28,895 There is no "them." 820 00:54:29,855 --> 00:54:32,023 Your mother was delusional. 821 00:54:32,941 --> 00:54:34,025 She was a sick woman. 822 00:54:34,193 --> 00:54:36,235 Don't say that. 823 00:54:37,404 --> 00:54:38,821 Just go. 824 00:54:38,947 --> 00:54:39,947 Mmm? 825 00:54:40,073 --> 00:54:42,325 Before you make a fool of yourself. 826 00:54:43,994 --> 00:54:46,662 Thomas Wayne is my father. 827 00:54:46,747 --> 00:54:47,747 [Alfred laughing] 828 00:54:49,541 --> 00:54:50,958 [Alfred yelping] 829 00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:52,710 He left me. 830 00:54:53,128 --> 00:54:54,337 [Alfred choking] 831 00:54:55,547 --> 00:54:56,907 - Let go! Let go! - [Arthur grunts] 832 00:54:58,133 --> 00:54:59,759 [Alfred continues choking] 833 00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:07,767 [panting] 834 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,034 Keep the respirations above 15. 835 00:55:25,202 --> 00:55:27,370 Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up. 836 00:55:28,622 --> 00:55:29,831 Mom? 837 00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:31,666 What happened? 838 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:33,501 - Who are you? - I'm her son. 839 00:55:33,585 --> 00:55:35,146 - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. 840 00:55:35,170 --> 00:55:36,587 We don't know what happened yet. 841 00:55:36,672 --> 00:55:38,650 - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - [paramedic 2] Step. 842 00:55:38,674 --> 00:55:39,984 [paramedic 1 ] One more. We got one more lift. 843 00:55:40,008 --> 00:55:41,050 [paramedic 2] I'm getting 844 00:55:41,134 --> 00:55:42,362 a little resistance here, Michael. 845 00:55:42,386 --> 00:55:44,971 [paramedics chattering indistinctly] 846 00:55:45,055 --> 00:55:46,055 [paramedic 1 ] Lift. 847 00:55:51,603 --> 00:55:52,937 [Arthur] I'm right here. 848 00:55:53,313 --> 00:55:54,522 Excuse me, sir. 849 00:55:54,773 --> 00:55:55,875 Does your mother take any medications? 850 00:55:55,899 --> 00:55:56,983 - No. - Excuse me, 851 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:58,147 - I couldn't hear you. - No. 852 00:55:58,193 --> 00:55:59,838 Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? 853 00:55:59,862 --> 00:56:01,028 I don't know. 854 00:56:02,531 --> 00:56:03,948 [siren wailing] 855 00:56:45,949 --> 00:56:47,158 [Garrity] Mr. Fleck. 856 00:56:48,535 --> 00:56:50,494 Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. 857 00:56:50,579 --> 00:56:52,872 This is my partner, Detective Burke. 858 00:56:53,290 --> 00:56:55,958 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, 859 00:56:57,461 --> 00:56:58,961 so we spoke with your mother. 860 00:57:00,714 --> 00:57:01,714 Oh. 861 00:57:02,883 --> 00:57:04,300 What did you say to her? 862 00:57:04,468 --> 00:57:05,468 Did you do this? 863 00:57:05,636 --> 00:57:06,636 What? No. 864 00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:09,263 No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, 865 00:57:09,431 --> 00:57:10,932 and she got hysterical. 866 00:57:11,099 --> 00:57:12,850 Hyperventilating, 867 00:57:13,018 --> 00:57:14,287 collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 868 00:57:14,311 --> 00:57:16,437 Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. 869 00:57:17,064 --> 00:57:18,898 We're sorry to hear about that. 870 00:57:19,775 --> 00:57:22,610 But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. 871 00:57:22,778 --> 00:57:24,058 They're about the subway killings 872 00:57:24,112 --> 00:57:25,154 that happened last week. 873 00:57:25,322 --> 00:57:26,614 You've heard about them, right? 874 00:57:26,782 --> 00:57:27,865 Yeah. 875 00:57:28,033 --> 00:57:29,033 It's horrible. 876 00:57:29,201 --> 00:57:30,409 Right. 877 00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:34,497 So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. 878 00:57:34,665 --> 00:57:36,707 He said you were fired for bringing a gun 879 00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:38,250 into the children's hospital. 880 00:57:39,753 --> 00:57:41,754 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 881 00:57:41,922 --> 00:57:43,464 It's part of my act. 882 00:57:43,882 --> 00:57:45,216 I'm a party clown. 883 00:57:45,384 --> 00:57:47,301 All right. So, why were you fired? 884 00:57:48,595 --> 00:57:49,762 [sighs heavily] 885 00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:53,140 They said I wasn't funny enough. 886 00:57:53,308 --> 00:57:55,267 Can you imagine that? 887 00:57:55,435 --> 00:57:59,271 If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. 888 00:57:59,439 --> 00:58:01,691 [Burke] Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 889 00:58:03,902 --> 00:58:06,237 This condition of yours, the laughing, 890 00:58:06,989 --> 00:58:08,322 is it real, 891 00:58:08,490 --> 00:58:10,324 or some sort of clown thing? 892 00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:13,369 - A clown thing? - Yeah. 893 00:58:13,787 --> 00:58:16,080 I mean, is it part of your act? 894 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:20,001 What do you think? 895 00:58:25,924 --> 00:58:27,008 [Burke] It's exit only. 896 00:58:51,491 --> 00:58:53,492 She's gonna be okay. 897 00:58:57,956 --> 00:58:59,665 I'm gonna get a coffee. 898 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,375 You want one? 899 00:59:01,543 --> 00:59:02,543 Yeah. 900 00:59:13,513 --> 00:59:15,056 [audience laughing on TV] 901 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:18,642 [Murray] So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, 902 00:59:18,810 --> 00:59:21,270 you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. 903 00:59:22,105 --> 00:59:23,606 I told him, "The garbage strike 904 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:24,940 is still going on, Billy." 905 00:59:25,150 --> 00:59:27,193 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 906 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,320 "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?" 907 00:59:29,529 --> 00:59:31,072 - [laughs] - [audience laughing] 908 00:59:31,740 --> 00:59:33,157 [audience applauding] 909 00:59:36,703 --> 00:59:39,163 And finally, in a world where everyone 910 00:59:39,247 --> 00:59:40,581 thinks they could do my job, 911 00:59:40,749 --> 00:59:42,958 we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, 912 00:59:43,043 --> 00:59:44,168 right here in Gotham. 913 00:59:44,336 --> 00:59:46,296 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, 914 00:59:46,421 --> 00:59:48,130 it'll somehow make you funny. 915 00:59:48,215 --> 00:59:49,548 Check out this joker. 916 00:59:51,843 --> 00:59:53,344 [laughing] 917 00:59:55,305 --> 00:59:56,347 Oh, my God. 918 00:59:56,431 --> 00:59:59,975 [Arthur on TV] I hated school as a kid. 919 01:00:00,852 --> 01:00:03,896 But my mother would always say, 920 01:00:04,064 --> 01:00:05,648 [imitates Penny] "You should enjoy it. 921 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:07,858 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 922 01:00:08,652 --> 01:00:10,069 [normal voice] "No, I won't, Ma. 923 01:00:10,153 --> 01:00:11,862 I'm gonna be a comedian." 924 01:00:11,947 --> 01:00:14,615 - [laughing] - [Arthur laughing on TV] 925 01:00:18,203 --> 01:00:20,287 [laughs] You shoulda listened to your mother. 926 01:00:20,372 --> 01:00:22,373 [audience laughing and applauding] 927 01:00:22,541 --> 01:00:24,125 Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. 928 01:00:24,292 --> 01:00:26,710 All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. 929 01:00:27,546 --> 01:00:28,546 [Arthur] It's funny, 930 01:00:29,422 --> 01:00:31,549 when I was a little boy 931 01:00:31,716 --> 01:00:34,552 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 932 01:00:34,719 --> 01:00:36,762 everyone laughed at me. 933 01:00:36,930 --> 01:00:39,723 Well, no one's laughing now. 934 01:00:40,976 --> 01:00:42,226 [audience laughing] 935 01:00:43,228 --> 01:00:45,104 You can say that again, pal. 936 01:00:45,272 --> 01:00:46,689 [audience applauding] 937 01:00:50,902 --> 01:00:53,737 All right, we got a great show for you tonight. 938 01:00:53,905 --> 01:00:57,074 Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, 939 01:00:57,242 --> 01:01:01,078 and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs. 940 01:01:07,043 --> 01:01:09,587 [news anchor] As tensions mount around the metro area, 941 01:01:09,754 --> 01:01:13,340 Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 942 01:01:13,508 --> 01:01:15,092 City services have been affected, 943 01:01:15,260 --> 01:01:17,261 and some businesses have decided 944 01:01:17,345 --> 01:01:20,139 to remain closed amid the unrest. 945 01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,892 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 946 01:01:23,059 --> 01:01:24,287 [Chuck] The anger and resentment 947 01:01:24,311 --> 01:01:25,746 that's been building in the city for weeks 948 01:01:25,770 --> 01:01:27,771 seems close to exploding. 949 01:01:27,939 --> 01:01:29,982 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, 950 01:01:30,066 --> 01:01:31,192 took to the streets today 951 01:01:31,401 --> 01:01:33,194 in one of several planned demonstrations 952 01:01:33,278 --> 01:01:34,820 taking on the city's elite, 953 01:01:34,988 --> 01:01:36,739 including a massive rally outside 954 01:01:36,823 --> 01:01:39,241 tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. 955 01:01:39,409 --> 01:01:41,053 [reporter 1 ] What's the point of all this? 956 01:01:41,077 --> 01:01:42,912 [bleep] the rich. [bleep] Thomas Wayne. 957 01:01:42,996 --> 01:01:44,682 That's what this whole [bleep] thing is about. 958 01:01:44,706 --> 01:01:46,582 [bleep] the whole system. 959 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:47,894 [Chuck] Wayne, who recently announced 960 01:01:47,918 --> 01:01:49,126 he is running for mayor, 961 01:01:49,294 --> 01:01:51,003 will be attending the benefit. 962 01:01:51,171 --> 01:01:53,172 You might remember it was Thomas Wayne 963 01:01:53,340 --> 01:01:54,715 who first referred to 964 01:01:54,799 --> 01:01:57,593 many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." 965 01:01:57,761 --> 01:02:00,763 Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. 966 01:02:00,931 --> 01:02:02,181 Well, what I will say is, 967 01:02:02,265 --> 01:02:03,534 there's something wrong with those people. 968 01:02:03,558 --> 01:02:04,558 I am here to help them. 969 01:02:04,726 --> 01:02:06,078 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 970 01:02:06,102 --> 01:02:07,519 help make their lives better. 971 01:02:07,687 --> 01:02:08,854 That is why I'm running. 972 01:02:09,022 --> 01:02:11,774 And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 973 01:02:11,900 --> 01:02:13,484 [protesters shouting] 974 01:02:27,582 --> 01:02:30,292 [protesters] Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 975 01:02:30,377 --> 01:02:33,128 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 976 01:02:35,382 --> 01:02:37,091 [shouting continues] 977 01:02:45,141 --> 01:02:46,517 [policemen shouting] 978 01:03:09,249 --> 01:03:10,749 [lively music playing in cinema] 979 01:03:20,969 --> 01:03:23,429 - [indistinct chattering] - [audience laughing] 980 01:03:33,565 --> 01:03:35,190 [audience continues laughing] 981 01:03:51,750 --> 01:03:53,751 - [music continues] - [audience laughing] 982 01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:01,175 [laughing] 983 01:04:41,424 --> 01:04:42,758 [door opens] 984 01:05:07,909 --> 01:05:09,034 [door closes] 985 01:05:13,706 --> 01:05:14,790 Can I help you, pal? 986 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,710 I don't know what to say. 987 01:05:19,003 --> 01:05:20,212 [flushing] 988 01:05:20,713 --> 01:05:21,713 [Thomas chuckles] 989 01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:24,550 Do you want an autograph or something? 990 01:05:24,717 --> 01:05:25,717 No. 991 01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:33,392 My name is Arthur. 992 01:05:34,978 --> 01:05:36,603 Penny Fleck is my mother. 993 01:05:37,981 --> 01:05:38,981 Jesus. 994 01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:41,906 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. 995 01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:44,570 - Yes. - [Thomas laughs] 996 01:05:45,113 --> 01:05:46,989 I'm sorry I just showed up. 997 01:05:47,157 --> 01:05:48,615 But my mother told me everything, 998 01:05:48,700 --> 01:05:50,367 and I had to talk to you. 999 01:05:50,535 --> 01:05:52,453 Look, pal, I'm not your father. 1000 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:54,538 [chuckling] What's wrong with you? 1001 01:05:56,207 --> 01:05:57,749 Look at us. 1002 01:05:59,252 --> 01:06:00,502 I think you are. 1003 01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:01,879 Well, that's impossible 1004 01:06:02,464 --> 01:06:03,714 because you're adopted, 1005 01:06:03,798 --> 01:06:05,025 and I never slept with your mother. 1006 01:06:05,049 --> 01:06:06,652 - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? 1007 01:06:06,676 --> 01:06:08,051 - Money? - No, I don't... 1008 01:06:08,136 --> 01:06:09,261 I wasn't adopted. 1009 01:06:09,429 --> 01:06:11,221 Jesus. She never told you? 1010 01:06:11,389 --> 01:06:13,056 Told me what? 1011 01:06:13,183 --> 01:06:14,308 [sighs] 1012 01:06:14,392 --> 01:06:16,370 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 1013 01:06:16,394 --> 01:06:17,603 That's not true. 1014 01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:19,146 Why are you saying that? 1015 01:06:19,314 --> 01:06:20,374 Then she was arrested and committed 1016 01:06:20,398 --> 01:06:21,565 to Arkham State Hospital, 1017 01:06:21,733 --> 01:06:23,108 when you were just a little boy. 1018 01:06:23,276 --> 01:06:24,401 Why are you saying this? 1019 01:06:24,569 --> 01:06:26,069 I don't need you to tell me lies. 1020 01:06:26,237 --> 01:06:27,571 I know it seems strange. 1021 01:06:27,655 --> 01:06:29,281 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 1022 01:06:29,449 --> 01:06:31,033 I don't know why everyone is so rude. 1023 01:06:31,201 --> 01:06:32,409 I don't know why you are. 1024 01:06:32,577 --> 01:06:33,911 I don't want anything from you. 1025 01:06:34,078 --> 01:06:36,455 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! 1026 01:06:36,623 --> 01:06:38,624 How about just a little bit of fucking decency? 1027 01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:40,167 What is it with you people? 1028 01:06:40,335 --> 01:06:42,294 You say that stuff about my mother. 1029 01:06:42,462 --> 01:06:43,837 She's crazy. 1030 01:06:43,922 --> 01:06:46,006 She's... [laughing] 1031 01:06:53,598 --> 01:06:54,973 You think this is funny? 1032 01:06:56,601 --> 01:06:59,770 Dad, it's me. Come on. 1033 01:07:01,397 --> 01:07:02,397 [groans] 1034 01:07:02,482 --> 01:07:03,649 [Thomas] Touch my son again, 1035 01:07:03,733 --> 01:07:05,173 - I'll fucking kill you. - [laughing] 1036 01:07:10,865 --> 01:07:11,865 [door closes] 1037 01:07:11,950 --> 01:07:13,325 [phone ringing] 1038 01:07:13,451 --> 01:07:14,868 [Arthur laughing softly] 1039 01:07:23,336 --> 01:07:24,545 [answering machine beeps] 1040 01:07:25,046 --> 01:07:27,839 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. 1041 01:07:28,007 --> 01:07:30,342 We met the other night at Gotham General. 1042 01:07:30,510 --> 01:07:32,803 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 1043 01:07:32,971 --> 01:07:35,889 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. 1044 01:07:36,057 --> 01:07:37,937 Please give me a call when you get this message. 1045 01:07:37,976 --> 01:07:39,893 Again, Detective Garrity, 1046 01:07:40,061 --> 01:07:44,064 and my number is 212... 99. 1047 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,400 [answering machine beeps] 1048 01:08:13,803 --> 01:08:15,721 [phone ringing] 1049 01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:26,565 [answering machine beeps] 1050 01:08:27,108 --> 01:08:28,942 [Shirley] This message is for Arthur Fleck. 1051 01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:30,819 My name is Shirley Woods. 1052 01:08:30,903 --> 01:08:33,071 I work on The Murray Franklin Show. 1053 01:08:33,239 --> 01:08:34,383 I don't know if you're aware, 1054 01:08:34,407 --> 01:08:36,007 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up 1055 01:08:36,034 --> 01:08:37,075 on the show recently, 1056 01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:40,537 and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 1057 01:08:40,705 --> 01:08:42,914 Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 1058 01:08:47,337 --> 01:08:48,670 Who is this? 1059 01:08:48,838 --> 01:08:50,464 Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. 1060 01:08:50,632 --> 01:08:53,425 I'm the show Booker from Live with Murray Franklin. 1061 01:08:53,593 --> 01:08:54,635 Is this Arthur? 1062 01:08:56,638 --> 01:08:57,638 Yes. 1063 01:08:57,805 --> 01:08:59,765 Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, 1064 01:08:59,849 --> 01:09:01,850 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. 1065 01:09:02,018 --> 01:09:03,727 Amazing responses. 1066 01:09:03,895 --> 01:09:06,188 And Murray asked if I would reach out to you 1067 01:09:06,272 --> 01:09:07,898 to see if you would come on as his guest. 1068 01:09:13,196 --> 01:09:16,323 Murray wants me on The Murray Franklin Show? 1069 01:09:16,491 --> 01:09:18,075 Yeah. Isn't that great? 1070 01:09:18,242 --> 01:09:21,119 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? 1071 01:09:22,121 --> 01:09:24,289 That sound good to you? 1072 01:09:28,628 --> 01:09:30,671 Yeah, that sounds great. 1073 01:09:30,838 --> 01:09:32,673 Can we set up a date right now? 1074 01:09:32,757 --> 01:09:34,466 Are you available next Thursday? 1075 01:10:07,458 --> 01:10:08,792 [inaudible] 1076 01:10:16,342 --> 01:10:18,176 [indistinct announcement on PA] 1077 01:10:27,186 --> 01:10:28,186 [clerk] Hey. 1078 01:10:29,021 --> 01:10:31,982 [sighs] Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. 1079 01:10:32,150 --> 01:10:34,420 All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, 1080 01:10:34,444 --> 01:10:37,446 and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... 1081 01:10:38,823 --> 01:10:40,782 Can I ask you a question? 1082 01:10:40,950 --> 01:10:42,159 Sure. 1083 01:10:42,744 --> 01:10:46,663 How does someone wind up in here? 1084 01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:51,251 Have they all, all the people committed crimes? 1085 01:10:51,878 --> 01:10:53,545 Well, yeah, some have. 1086 01:10:53,713 --> 01:10:56,590 You know, some are just crazy. 1087 01:10:56,758 --> 01:10:59,217 Pose dangers to themselves and others. 1088 01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:00,969 Some just got nowhere else to go. 1089 01:11:01,053 --> 01:11:03,138 Don't know what to do, you know? 1090 01:11:03,306 --> 01:11:06,975 - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. 1091 01:11:07,059 --> 01:11:09,895 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 1092 01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:14,107 Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. 1093 01:11:15,568 --> 01:11:19,196 I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. 1094 01:11:20,531 --> 01:11:21,531 What's that? 1095 01:11:23,075 --> 01:11:26,453 I fucked up and did some bad shit. 1096 01:11:26,537 --> 01:11:27,537 [chuckles] 1097 01:11:30,374 --> 01:11:31,560 You know what I'm talking about, 1098 01:11:31,584 --> 01:11:36,922 it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. 1099 01:11:39,008 --> 01:11:40,717 Hey, listen, man. 1100 01:11:41,719 --> 01:11:43,178 I'm just an administrative assistant. 1101 01:11:43,262 --> 01:11:44,763 Like a clerk, you know. 1102 01:11:44,931 --> 01:11:46,515 All I do is file paperwork. 1103 01:11:47,642 --> 01:11:49,351 I don't know what to tell you. 1104 01:11:49,519 --> 01:11:51,311 But you should see somebody. 1105 01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:52,729 You know, they got programs, 1106 01:11:52,814 --> 01:11:55,357 city services, stuff like that. 1107 01:11:55,525 --> 01:11:56,858 Oh, yeah. 1108 01:11:56,943 --> 01:11:58,623 [in high-pitched voice] They cut all those. 1109 01:11:59,237 --> 01:12:00,654 [clerk laughs] 1110 01:12:03,616 --> 01:12:05,617 All right, here it is. Fleck. 1111 01:12:05,785 --> 01:12:07,702 Penny Fleck. Let's see. 1112 01:12:08,621 --> 01:12:12,207 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. 1113 01:12:13,751 --> 01:12:17,796 Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis 1114 01:12:17,964 --> 01:12:21,424 and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. 1115 01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:23,718 "Was found guilty of endangering 1116 01:12:23,803 --> 01:12:27,222 the welfare of her own child." 1117 01:12:35,523 --> 01:12:36,523 What? 1118 01:12:39,944 --> 01:12:41,403 You said she's your mother. 1119 01:12:46,367 --> 01:12:47,492 Uh... 1120 01:12:47,702 --> 01:12:50,078 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, 1121 01:12:50,246 --> 01:12:52,998 you know, without proper forms. 1122 01:12:53,457 --> 01:12:55,125 I could get in trouble. 1123 01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:57,961 Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, 1124 01:12:58,129 --> 01:12:59,129 that'll be much easier, 1125 01:12:59,297 --> 01:13:02,340 but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? 1126 01:13:02,508 --> 01:13:03,508 I'm sorry. 1127 01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,890 No, man! Shit! 1128 01:13:10,474 --> 01:13:12,350 Come on, man. Give it... 1129 01:13:13,269 --> 01:13:15,562 Hey! Hey! 1130 01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:29,159 [panting] 1131 01:13:49,931 --> 01:13:50,931 [door closes] 1132 01:14:13,746 --> 01:14:16,665 [Stoner] We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. 1133 01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:19,167 We have all the paperwork right here. 1134 01:14:19,877 --> 01:14:22,087 [Young Penny] That's not true. 1135 01:14:22,254 --> 01:14:24,506 Thomas had that all made up, 1136 01:14:24,674 --> 01:14:27,300 so it stayed our secret. 1137 01:14:27,718 --> 01:14:28,760 [gasps] 1138 01:14:29,220 --> 01:14:31,638 [Stoner] You also stood by 1139 01:14:32,264 --> 01:14:33,598 while one of your boyfriends 1140 01:14:33,683 --> 01:14:37,143 repeatedly abused your adopted son 1141 01:14:38,521 --> 01:14:39,521 and battered you. 1142 01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:45,652 [laughing] 1143 01:14:59,291 --> 01:15:00,875 Penny, 1144 01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:05,088 your son was found tied to a radiator 1145 01:15:05,256 --> 01:15:07,674 in your filthy apartment. 1146 01:15:07,842 --> 01:15:10,343 Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body 1147 01:15:10,511 --> 01:15:12,512 and severe trauma to his head. 1148 01:15:12,596 --> 01:15:14,597 [Arthur laughing] 1149 01:15:14,682 --> 01:15:16,391 [Young Penny] I never heard him cry. 1150 01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:20,770 He's always been such a happy little boy. 1151 01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:23,148 [laughing tearfully] 1152 01:15:36,412 --> 01:15:38,204 [crying] 1153 01:15:53,054 --> 01:15:54,054 [elevator bell dings] 1154 01:17:19,932 --> 01:17:21,391 - [GiGi whines] - [Sophie shushing] 1155 01:17:21,851 --> 01:17:23,268 [Sophie] It's time for bed. 1156 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,520 [door closes] 1157 01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:27,772 [gasps] Oh, my God! 1158 01:17:28,732 --> 01:17:30,692 - What are you doing in here? - [thunder rumbling] 1159 01:17:32,945 --> 01:17:34,821 You're in the wrong apartment. 1160 01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:43,163 Your name's Arthur, right? 1161 01:17:43,789 --> 01:17:44,998 You live down the hall. 1162 01:17:48,210 --> 01:17:50,003 I really need you to leave. 1163 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:57,260 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 1164 01:18:02,391 --> 01:18:03,474 Please. 1165 01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:08,396 I had a bad day. 1166 01:18:11,233 --> 01:18:13,735 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 1167 01:18:33,923 --> 01:18:34,923 [gasps] 1168 01:18:36,717 --> 01:18:37,800 [chuckling] 1169 01:18:51,315 --> 01:18:52,315 [door closes] 1170 01:19:03,702 --> 01:19:05,036 [laughing] 1171 01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:11,542 [sniffling] 1172 01:19:14,922 --> 01:19:16,381 [laughing] 1173 01:19:21,428 --> 01:19:22,929 [sirens wailing] 1174 01:19:31,355 --> 01:19:33,314 [continues laughing] 1175 01:19:39,989 --> 01:19:41,698 - [banging on wall] - [man] Shut up! 1176 01:19:41,991 --> 01:19:44,117 [continues laughing] 1177 01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:52,333 [heart monitor beeping] 1178 01:20:00,884 --> 01:20:02,302 Hey, Penny. 1179 01:20:04,763 --> 01:20:06,097 Penny Fleck. 1180 01:20:14,273 --> 01:20:16,107 I always hated that name. 1181 01:20:19,737 --> 01:20:21,654 You know how you used to tell me 1182 01:20:23,699 --> 01:20:26,326 that my laugh was a condition? 1183 01:20:27,870 --> 01:20:29,954 That there was something wrong with me? 1184 01:20:33,042 --> 01:20:34,250 There isn't. 1185 01:20:37,129 --> 01:20:38,463 That's the real me. 1186 01:20:39,298 --> 01:20:40,798 [Penny, weakly] Happy. 1187 01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:45,470 Happy. Hmm. 1188 01:20:48,807 --> 01:20:51,601 I haven't been happy 1189 01:20:51,685 --> 01:20:53,936 one minute of my entire fucking life. 1190 01:21:00,903 --> 01:21:02,320 You know what's funny? 1191 01:21:05,074 --> 01:21:06,866 You know what really makes me laugh? 1192 01:21:09,244 --> 01:21:11,662 I used to think that my life was a tragedy... 1193 01:21:12,331 --> 01:21:13,331 [grunts] 1194 01:21:13,415 --> 01:21:15,416 But now I realize 1195 01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:17,168 it's a fucking comedy. 1196 01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:19,462 [muffled grunting] 1197 01:21:19,546 --> 01:21:21,130 [heart monitor beeping rapidly] 1198 01:21:22,508 --> 01:21:24,884 [Penny fighting] 1199 01:21:31,517 --> 01:21:33,101 [muffled screaming] 1200 01:21:42,486 --> 01:21:44,070 [heart monitor stops beeping] 1201 01:22:00,629 --> 01:22:01,796 [exhales] 1202 01:22:09,221 --> 01:22:11,097 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1203 01:22:12,933 --> 01:22:14,434 [fast-forwarding] 1204 01:22:15,185 --> 01:22:16,785 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1205 01:22:25,195 --> 01:22:26,446 [fast-forwarding] 1206 01:22:27,698 --> 01:22:28,865 [Murray] A very fine actor. 1207 01:22:29,032 --> 01:22:32,034 He's got a new movie called American Playboy 1208 01:22:32,202 --> 01:22:34,078 opening this week across the country. 1209 01:22:34,246 --> 01:22:36,080 Will you please welcome a good friend 1210 01:22:36,165 --> 01:22:38,249 of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 1211 01:22:38,333 --> 01:22:40,543 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1212 01:22:57,936 --> 01:22:59,789 Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. 1213 01:22:59,813 --> 01:23:01,749 [Ethan] Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. 1214 01:23:01,773 --> 01:23:02,893 [Murray] Ah, can't complain. 1215 01:23:03,275 --> 01:23:05,568 Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having... 1216 01:23:06,904 --> 01:23:07,945 Hey, Murray. 1217 01:23:08,113 --> 01:23:10,114 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 1218 01:23:10,699 --> 01:23:12,825 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. 1219 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,360 [Murray] I'm nervous right now. 1220 01:23:16,538 --> 01:23:17,830 [audience laughing on video] 1221 01:23:18,123 --> 01:23:19,803 - [Ethan] You are? - [Murray] I am nervous. 1222 01:23:20,375 --> 01:23:21,918 Hey, Murray. I've been on... 1223 01:23:22,461 --> 01:23:23,753 [muttering] 1224 01:23:24,880 --> 01:23:25,880 [sighs] 1225 01:23:26,715 --> 01:23:27,715 [continues muttering] 1226 01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:36,807 I'm sorry. What's that? 1227 01:23:38,185 --> 01:23:39,977 Oh, that's very funny, Murray. 1228 01:23:41,271 --> 01:23:43,439 You know, I'm also a comedian. 1229 01:23:43,607 --> 01:23:44,899 Would you like to hear a joke? 1230 01:23:44,983 --> 01:23:46,025 [audience cheering] 1231 01:23:46,109 --> 01:23:48,319 Yeah? All of you? 1232 01:23:48,820 --> 01:23:49,820 Okay. 1233 01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:53,950 Knock... 1234 01:23:54,034 --> 01:23:55,159 Knock, knock. 1235 01:23:57,871 --> 01:23:59,121 [audience gasps] 1236 01:24:03,919 --> 01:24:05,253 - [chuckles] - [audience laughing] 1237 01:24:09,049 --> 01:24:10,341 Knock, knock. 1238 01:24:11,969 --> 01:24:12,969 [gun clicks] 1239 01:24:13,804 --> 01:24:15,763 - [audience laughing] - [gun clatters] 1240 01:24:16,139 --> 01:24:17,890 [audience applauding] 1241 01:24:20,185 --> 01:24:21,852 ["That's Life" playing] 1242 01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:32,446 [man singing] That's life 1243 01:24:32,531 --> 01:24:34,240 [chorus] That's life 1244 01:24:34,324 --> 01:24:37,243 [man] That's what all the people say 1245 01:24:38,662 --> 01:24:41,539 You're riding high in April 1246 01:24:41,623 --> 01:24:44,292 Shot down in May 1247 01:24:44,376 --> 01:24:49,046 But I know I'm gonna change that tune 1248 01:24:50,591 --> 01:24:55,219 When I'm back on top Back on top in June 1249 01:24:55,804 --> 01:24:58,222 I said, that's life 1250 01:24:58,307 --> 01:25:00,349 [chorus] That's life 1251 01:25:00,434 --> 01:25:03,644 [man] And as funny as it may seem 1252 01:25:04,354 --> 01:25:06,689 Some people get their kicks 1253 01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:10,067 Stompin' on a dream 1254 01:25:10,819 --> 01:25:14,572 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1255 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:18,701 'Cause this fine old world 1256 01:25:18,785 --> 01:25:21,287 It keeps spinnin' around 1257 01:25:22,122 --> 01:25:25,374 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1258 01:25:25,459 --> 01:25:28,961 A poet, a pawn and a king 1259 01:25:29,046 --> 01:25:33,090 I've been up and down and over and out 1260 01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:35,301 And I know one thing 1261 01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:41,015 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1262 01:25:42,017 --> 01:25:48,189 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1263 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:49,398 That's life 1264 01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:51,163 - [doorbell buzzing] - [chorus] That's life 1265 01:25:51,234 --> 01:25:54,111 [man] I tell ya, I can't deny it 1266 01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:57,573 I thought of quitting, baby 1267 01:25:58,825 --> 01:26:01,369 But my heart just ain't gonna buy it 1268 01:26:01,453 --> 01:26:04,914 And if I didn't think It was worth one single try 1269 01:26:04,998 --> 01:26:06,332 [doorbell buzzing insistently] 1270 01:26:07,668 --> 01:26:08,751 Coming. 1271 01:26:08,835 --> 01:26:12,380 I'd jump right on a big bird And then I'd fly... 1272 01:26:19,846 --> 01:26:21,263 [Gary] Hey, Arthur. 1273 01:26:21,431 --> 01:26:22,431 How's it going? 1274 01:26:23,433 --> 01:26:24,725 Oh, hey, guys. 1275 01:26:25,268 --> 01:26:26,394 Come on in. 1276 01:26:26,853 --> 01:26:27,978 Did you get a new gig? 1277 01:26:28,689 --> 01:26:29,689 No. 1278 01:26:30,607 --> 01:26:33,651 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 1279 01:26:33,819 --> 01:26:35,486 I hear it's gonna be nuts. 1280 01:26:35,654 --> 01:26:37,238 Oh, is that today? 1281 01:26:37,948 --> 01:26:38,948 Yeah. 1282 01:26:39,866 --> 01:26:41,283 What's with the makeup then? 1283 01:26:42,744 --> 01:26:44,245 My mom died. 1284 01:26:44,413 --> 01:26:45,621 I'm celebrating. 1285 01:26:46,540 --> 01:26:47,540 Right. We heard. 1286 01:26:47,708 --> 01:26:48,749 That's why we came by. 1287 01:26:48,917 --> 01:26:51,627 We figured, you know, you could use some cheering up. 1288 01:26:52,170 --> 01:26:53,796 [Arthur] Aw, that's sweet. 1289 01:26:53,964 --> 01:26:56,841 But, no, I feel good. 1290 01:26:57,634 --> 01:26:59,260 Yeah, I stopped taking my medication. 1291 01:26:59,428 --> 01:27:01,053 I feel a lot better now. 1292 01:27:03,181 --> 01:27:05,683 Oh, okay. Good for you. 1293 01:27:07,811 --> 01:27:10,688 So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, 1294 01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:13,274 but the cops have been coming around the shop, 1295 01:27:14,025 --> 01:27:17,945 talking to all the guys about those subway murders. 1296 01:27:18,071 --> 01:27:19,864 - And, um... - They didn't talk to me. 1297 01:27:21,825 --> 01:27:24,493 That's because the suspect was a regular-sized person. 1298 01:27:25,036 --> 01:27:27,538 If it was a fucking midget, you'd be in jail right now. 1299 01:27:28,582 --> 01:27:30,082 [Arthur laughing] 1300 01:27:33,336 --> 01:27:34,587 Anyway, um, 1301 01:27:34,755 --> 01:27:38,758 Hoyt said that they talked to you, 1302 01:27:38,925 --> 01:27:40,217 and now they're looking for me, 1303 01:27:40,302 --> 01:27:41,886 and I just wanna know what you said. 1304 01:27:42,053 --> 01:27:43,471 Make sure our stories line up. 1305 01:27:43,638 --> 01:27:46,682 - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. 1306 01:27:46,850 --> 01:27:48,661 - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? 1307 01:27:48,685 --> 01:27:50,352 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 1308 01:27:50,937 --> 01:27:52,457 - [Randall groaning] - [Gary screaming] 1309 01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:57,151 [Gary] Arthur! 1310 01:27:57,819 --> 01:27:59,153 - No! - [Randall's head thudding] 1311 01:28:00,489 --> 01:28:01,489 What? 1312 01:28:02,824 --> 01:28:03,824 No! 1313 01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:06,812 - [Arthur panting] - [Gary sobbing] 1314 01:28:11,750 --> 01:28:13,834 Why would you do that, Arthur? 1315 01:28:14,002 --> 01:28:16,378 - [breathing rapidly] - [Gary continues sobbing] 1316 01:28:34,898 --> 01:28:37,066 Do you watch The Murray Franklin Show? 1317 01:28:37,150 --> 01:28:38,567 - [Gary whimpering] - Yeah. 1318 01:28:39,903 --> 01:28:41,695 I'm gonna be on tonight. 1319 01:28:41,947 --> 01:28:43,489 [whimpering] 1320 01:28:45,992 --> 01:28:47,743 [in cockney accent] It fucking crazy, innit? 1321 01:28:47,828 --> 01:28:49,662 Me on the telly. 1322 01:28:51,706 --> 01:28:53,666 What the fuck, Arthur? 1323 01:28:54,918 --> 01:28:56,001 [normal voice] What? 1324 01:29:01,007 --> 01:29:02,216 It's okay, Gary. 1325 01:29:02,676 --> 01:29:03,676 You can go. 1326 01:29:03,927 --> 01:29:04,927 [Gary groaning] 1327 01:29:06,263 --> 01:29:07,888 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1328 01:29:10,851 --> 01:29:12,309 Oh! 1329 01:29:12,561 --> 01:29:14,645 Don't look. Just go. 1330 01:29:19,484 --> 01:29:20,484 [Arthur yells] 1331 01:29:21,653 --> 01:29:23,070 [whimpering] 1332 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:28,200 [crying] Fuck. 1333 01:29:29,119 --> 01:29:30,327 [sighs tearfully] 1334 01:29:33,498 --> 01:29:34,665 Hey, Arthur? 1335 01:29:34,833 --> 01:29:35,833 Yeah? 1336 01:29:37,043 --> 01:29:39,461 [stammering] Arthur, can you get the lock? 1337 01:29:42,674 --> 01:29:43,674 Shit. 1338 01:29:44,134 --> 01:29:45,593 Sorry, Gary. 1339 01:29:56,563 --> 01:29:57,605 Gary? 1340 01:29:57,772 --> 01:29:58,772 Yeah. 1341 01:30:01,318 --> 01:30:03,903 You were the only one that was ever nice to me. 1342 01:30:05,989 --> 01:30:07,197 Skedaddle. 1343 01:30:11,161 --> 01:30:12,328 [exhales] 1344 01:30:16,374 --> 01:30:18,334 [rock music playing] 1345 01:30:22,839 --> 01:30:23,839 [elevator bell dings] 1346 01:31:03,630 --> 01:31:05,422 [sinister music playing] 1347 01:31:34,411 --> 01:31:35,744 Hey, Arthur! 1348 01:31:35,912 --> 01:31:37,287 We need to talk. 1349 01:31:37,539 --> 01:31:38,664 [Arthur] Oh! 1350 01:31:38,748 --> 01:31:40,749 Hey! Stop, Arthur! 1351 01:31:46,172 --> 01:31:47,256 [Garrity] Arthur! 1352 01:31:49,843 --> 01:31:51,468 Watch it! Out of the way! 1353 01:31:54,639 --> 01:31:55,639 [Burke] Move! 1354 01:31:57,642 --> 01:31:58,682 - [horns honking] - Arthur! 1355 01:31:59,686 --> 01:32:00,936 Shit. 1356 01:32:03,314 --> 01:32:04,398 [detectives] Hey! Hey! 1357 01:32:11,448 --> 01:32:12,448 [Garrity] Arthur, stop! 1358 01:32:18,163 --> 01:32:19,163 [Burke] Go! Go! 1359 01:32:21,291 --> 01:32:23,291 [announcer on PA] Now departing, O-Train, downtown. 1360 01:32:25,128 --> 01:32:26,879 Stand clear of the closing doors. 1361 01:32:29,132 --> 01:32:30,132 [panting] 1362 01:32:33,720 --> 01:32:35,095 [Garrity shouting] 1363 01:32:36,306 --> 01:32:38,932 Hold that train! Hold it! 1364 01:32:40,852 --> 01:32:42,061 Get out! Get outta here! 1365 01:32:43,188 --> 01:32:44,828 [announcer on PA] Next stop, Bedford Park. 1366 01:32:53,615 --> 01:32:54,823 [crowd yelling] 1367 01:32:59,204 --> 01:33:00,204 Masks off! 1368 01:33:00,371 --> 01:33:01,747 Get your mask off! 1369 01:33:02,582 --> 01:33:04,333 Signs down! Now! 1370 01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:14,968 Police! Signs down! 1371 01:33:16,137 --> 01:33:17,221 Signs down. 1372 01:33:21,935 --> 01:33:23,102 What the fuck! 1373 01:33:24,312 --> 01:33:25,312 [both grunting] 1374 01:33:26,022 --> 01:33:27,582 - [man] Beat his ass! - [crowd shouting] 1375 01:33:33,947 --> 01:33:35,489 Stop fighting! Police! 1376 01:33:35,657 --> 01:33:37,783 Police! Get down! 1377 01:33:39,953 --> 01:33:42,079 Get down! Get the fuck back! 1378 01:33:43,164 --> 01:33:44,164 Police! Get down. 1379 01:33:45,083 --> 01:33:46,208 Get the fuck down! 1380 01:33:50,922 --> 01:33:53,340 Stay the fuck back! Down! 1381 01:33:53,883 --> 01:33:54,883 [gunshot] 1382 01:33:55,218 --> 01:33:56,218 [groans] 1383 01:33:56,970 --> 01:33:57,970 What the... 1384 01:34:01,349 --> 01:34:02,349 Arthur! 1385 01:34:02,934 --> 01:34:03,976 Burke! 1386 01:34:04,227 --> 01:34:05,579 - [Arthur laughing] - [crowd shouting] 1387 01:34:05,603 --> 01:34:07,062 Don't do it! 1388 01:34:19,576 --> 01:34:20,576 [laughs] 1389 01:34:56,905 --> 01:34:58,071 Two officers on the train 1390 01:34:58,156 --> 01:34:59,676 were violently confronted by the crowd, 1391 01:34:59,741 --> 01:35:01,158 and tonight are in serious 1392 01:35:01,242 --> 01:35:03,452 but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 1393 01:35:03,536 --> 01:35:05,120 - [laughs] - We're going live now to 1394 01:35:05,205 --> 01:35:06,997 co-anchor Courtney Weathers, 1395 01:35:07,165 --> 01:35:09,165 who's standing by outside the Bedford Park Station, 1396 01:35:09,250 --> 01:35:11,084 near where the shooting took place. 1397 01:35:11,252 --> 01:35:13,128 Courtney, what's the scene there? 1398 01:35:13,213 --> 01:35:14,379 [knocking on door] 1399 01:35:14,464 --> 01:35:15,464 [door opens] 1400 01:35:18,134 --> 01:35:19,176 Murray. 1401 01:35:19,344 --> 01:35:20,928 Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. 1402 01:35:21,095 --> 01:35:23,472 Oh, come on, Gene. That's all bullshit. 1403 01:35:24,557 --> 01:35:25,766 Thank you, Murray. 1404 01:35:26,976 --> 01:35:28,727 I feel like I know you. 1405 01:35:29,229 --> 01:35:31,063 I've been watching you forever. 1406 01:35:31,231 --> 01:35:32,356 Thank you. 1407 01:35:32,523 --> 01:35:33,815 What's with the face? 1408 01:35:33,983 --> 01:35:35,943 I mean, are you part of the protest? 1409 01:35:36,110 --> 01:35:37,110 No. 1410 01:35:37,278 --> 01:35:39,029 No, I don't believe in any of that. 1411 01:35:39,739 --> 01:35:41,323 I don't believe in anything. 1412 01:35:41,950 --> 01:35:43,492 I just thought it'd be good for my act. 1413 01:35:43,660 --> 01:35:45,160 For your act? Didn't you hear 1414 01:35:45,245 --> 01:35:46,722 what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. 1415 01:35:46,746 --> 01:35:48,432 He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. 1416 01:35:48,456 --> 01:35:49,706 No, I hadn't heard. 1417 01:35:50,166 --> 01:35:51,250 - Yeah. - You see? 1418 01:35:51,334 --> 01:35:52,728 This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy 1419 01:35:52,752 --> 01:35:53,752 if you put this guy on. 1420 01:35:53,878 --> 01:35:56,004 Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 1421 01:35:56,172 --> 01:35:58,382 Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. 1422 01:35:59,175 --> 01:36:01,255 - We're gonna go with it. - [Arthur and Murray laugh] 1423 01:36:01,511 --> 01:36:02,511 Thank you, Murray. 1424 01:36:03,096 --> 01:36:04,221 Couple rules, though. 1425 01:36:04,389 --> 01:36:06,139 No cursing. No off-color material. 1426 01:36:06,307 --> 01:36:07,766 We do a clean show. 1427 01:36:07,934 --> 01:36:08,934 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1428 01:36:09,102 --> 01:36:10,686 You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. 1429 01:36:10,853 --> 01:36:11,853 I love Dr. Sally. 1430 01:36:12,021 --> 01:36:13,438 Good, good. Someone will 1431 01:36:13,523 --> 01:36:15,691 - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. 1432 01:36:15,775 --> 01:36:16,900 Good luck. 1433 01:36:16,985 --> 01:36:17,985 - Thanks, Murray. - Okay. 1434 01:36:19,195 --> 01:36:22,406 - Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. 1435 01:36:22,573 --> 01:36:24,241 When you bring me out, 1436 01:36:24,409 --> 01:36:26,285 can you introduce me as Joker? 1437 01:36:26,452 --> 01:36:28,161 What's wrong with your real name? 1438 01:36:28,788 --> 01:36:31,039 That's what you called me on the show. 1439 01:36:31,207 --> 01:36:32,332 A joker. 1440 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,500 Do you remember? 1441 01:36:33,876 --> 01:36:35,877 - Did I? - [Gene] I don't know. 1442 01:36:36,045 --> 01:36:38,130 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. 1443 01:36:38,298 --> 01:36:39,298 It's good. 1444 01:36:39,465 --> 01:36:40,549 Thanks, Murray. 1445 01:36:53,354 --> 01:36:54,563 [gun clicks] 1446 01:37:02,822 --> 01:37:03,924 [Murray] I'll try it, you know, 1447 01:37:03,948 --> 01:37:05,824 but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it. 1448 01:37:05,908 --> 01:37:07,200 [audience laughing] 1449 01:37:07,285 --> 01:37:08,618 Maybe my next wife. 1450 01:37:08,870 --> 01:37:10,470 - [Murray laughing] - [audience cheering] 1451 01:37:12,332 --> 01:37:14,082 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1452 01:37:14,250 --> 01:37:16,293 I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. 1453 01:37:16,627 --> 01:37:17,688 - [audience laughing] - [Dr. Sally] Oh! 1454 01:37:17,712 --> 01:37:19,087 Does he have sexual problems? 1455 01:37:19,255 --> 01:37:21,673 [Murray] Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1456 01:37:21,758 --> 01:37:22,799 [audience laughing] 1457 01:37:22,884 --> 01:37:25,510 All right, Bobby, let's show that clip one last time. 1458 01:37:25,762 --> 01:37:27,387 [Arthur laughing on video] 1459 01:37:31,934 --> 01:37:34,811 [Arthur] I hated school as a kid. 1460 01:37:36,606 --> 01:37:38,774 But my mother would always say, 1461 01:37:39,817 --> 01:37:41,128 [imitates Penny] "You should enjoy it. 1462 01:37:41,152 --> 01:37:44,279 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 1463 01:37:44,447 --> 01:37:45,674 [normal voice] "No, I won't, Ma. 1464 01:37:45,698 --> 01:37:47,657 I'm gonna be a comedian." 1465 01:37:47,742 --> 01:37:49,576 [Arthur laughing on video] 1466 01:37:53,956 --> 01:37:56,249 - [Murray] Okay. You may... - [audience laughing] 1467 01:37:57,710 --> 01:38:00,962 You may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1468 01:38:01,130 --> 01:38:03,507 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1469 01:38:03,674 --> 01:38:05,175 that we're all heartbroken 1470 01:38:05,259 --> 01:38:07,219 about what's going on in the city tonight. 1471 01:38:07,387 --> 01:38:09,679 But this is how he wanted to come out, 1472 01:38:09,847 --> 01:38:13,058 and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1473 01:38:13,226 --> 01:38:15,394 So, please welcome, Joker. 1474 01:38:16,604 --> 01:38:18,605 - [music playing] - [audience applauding] 1475 01:38:30,493 --> 01:38:32,202 [audience cheering] 1476 01:38:43,923 --> 01:38:45,424 [audience whooping and whistling] 1477 01:38:58,020 --> 01:38:59,396 Are you all right, Doctor? 1478 01:38:59,480 --> 01:39:00,772 [audience laughing] 1479 01:39:03,234 --> 01:39:05,694 Well, that was quite an entrance. 1480 01:39:09,782 --> 01:39:11,324 [scattered laughter from audience] 1481 01:39:12,243 --> 01:39:13,243 You okay? 1482 01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:17,497 Yeah. 1483 01:39:17,665 --> 01:39:20,375 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1484 01:39:22,336 --> 01:39:24,129 Well, that makes one of us. 1485 01:39:24,213 --> 01:39:25,630 [audience laughing] 1486 01:39:25,715 --> 01:39:26,715 [audience applauding] 1487 01:39:31,012 --> 01:39:33,180 So, can you tell us about this look? 1488 01:39:33,347 --> 01:39:34,681 When we spoke earlier, 1489 01:39:34,765 --> 01:39:36,869 you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. 1490 01:39:36,893 --> 01:39:37,934 Is that right? 1491 01:39:38,102 --> 01:39:39,728 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1492 01:39:39,896 --> 01:39:42,439 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1493 01:39:42,607 --> 01:39:44,687 - And how's that going for you? - [audience laughing] 1494 01:39:45,443 --> 01:39:46,943 [laughing] 1495 01:39:52,700 --> 01:39:54,534 So, I know you're a comedian. 1496 01:39:54,702 --> 01:39:56,536 You been working on any new material? 1497 01:39:56,621 --> 01:39:57,746 You wanna tell us a joke? 1498 01:39:58,664 --> 01:39:59,831 [audience applauding] 1499 01:40:03,461 --> 01:40:04,461 Yeah? 1500 01:40:06,631 --> 01:40:07,631 Okay. 1501 01:40:11,344 --> 01:40:12,719 [audience laughing] 1502 01:40:13,679 --> 01:40:15,305 He's got a book. 1503 01:40:16,224 --> 01:40:17,682 A book of jokes. 1504 01:40:27,527 --> 01:40:28,902 Take your time. We got all night. 1505 01:40:29,320 --> 01:40:30,820 [audience laughing] 1506 01:40:32,573 --> 01:40:33,573 [Murray chuckles] 1507 01:40:34,951 --> 01:40:37,244 Okay, okay. Here's one. 1508 01:40:40,373 --> 01:40:42,874 Knock, knock. 1509 01:40:43,042 --> 01:40:44,376 And you had to look that up? 1510 01:40:44,710 --> 01:40:46,030 - [laughing] - [audience laughing] 1511 01:40:46,504 --> 01:40:47,921 [audience applauding] 1512 01:40:51,509 --> 01:40:53,134 I want to get it right. 1513 01:40:54,971 --> 01:40:56,513 Knock, knock. 1514 01:40:56,681 --> 01:40:58,181 Who's there? 1515 01:40:59,642 --> 01:41:01,059 It's the police, ma'am. 1516 01:41:01,227 --> 01:41:03,061 Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. 1517 01:41:03,229 --> 01:41:05,647 - He's dead. [laughing] - [audience gasps] 1518 01:41:06,190 --> 01:41:07,399 [plays sad note] 1519 01:41:07,567 --> 01:41:09,150 - [audience booing] - Oh, no, no, no. 1520 01:41:09,318 --> 01:41:11,069 No, you cannot joke about that. 1521 01:41:11,237 --> 01:41:13,196 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1522 01:41:13,364 --> 01:41:15,824 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1523 01:41:16,409 --> 01:41:18,702 Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1524 01:41:18,869 --> 01:41:23,248 It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. 1525 01:41:23,332 --> 01:41:24,749 [chuckling] 1526 01:41:24,834 --> 01:41:26,668 Ever since 1527 01:41:29,213 --> 01:41:31,339 I killed those three Wall Street guys. 1528 01:41:31,507 --> 01:41:32,674 [all gasp] 1529 01:41:37,930 --> 01:41:39,889 Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline. 1530 01:41:41,392 --> 01:41:43,101 There is no punchline. 1531 01:41:44,520 --> 01:41:46,396 - It's not a joke. - [audience murmuring] 1532 01:41:51,068 --> 01:41:52,152 You're serious, aren't you? 1533 01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:53,380 You're telling us you killed 1534 01:41:53,404 --> 01:41:54,673 those three young men on the subway? 1535 01:41:54,697 --> 01:41:55,697 [Arthur] Mmm-hmm. 1536 01:41:55,865 --> 01:41:57,574 And why should we believe you? 1537 01:41:57,742 --> 01:41:59,701 I got nothing left to lose. 1538 01:42:01,704 --> 01:42:03,747 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1539 01:42:05,499 --> 01:42:06,833 [laughs] 1540 01:42:06,917 --> 01:42:09,794 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1541 01:42:10,379 --> 01:42:12,047 [audience booing] 1542 01:42:13,424 --> 01:42:14,526 Well, let me get this straight, 1543 01:42:14,550 --> 01:42:16,801 you think that killing those guys is funny? 1544 01:42:17,470 --> 01:42:18,970 I do. 1545 01:42:19,138 --> 01:42:21,765 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1546 01:42:21,932 --> 01:42:23,808 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1547 01:42:24,268 --> 01:42:25,977 Isn't that what they say? 1548 01:42:26,145 --> 01:42:27,896 All of you, 1549 01:42:28,064 --> 01:42:30,649 the system that knows so much, 1550 01:42:30,816 --> 01:42:33,526 you decide what's right or wrong. 1551 01:42:33,694 --> 01:42:38,907 The same way that you decide what's funny or not! 1552 01:42:40,242 --> 01:42:41,242 [man] Get him off! 1553 01:42:41,994 --> 01:42:45,664 Well, okay, I think I might understand 1554 01:42:45,998 --> 01:42:47,499 that you did this to start a movement, 1555 01:42:47,583 --> 01:42:49,584 to become a symbol? 1556 01:42:50,211 --> 01:42:51,753 Come on, Murray. 1557 01:42:51,921 --> 01:42:53,148 Do I look like the kind of clown 1558 01:42:53,172 --> 01:42:54,756 that could start a movement? 1559 01:42:54,924 --> 01:42:57,759 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1560 01:42:57,927 --> 01:43:00,428 Everybody is awful these days. 1561 01:43:00,596 --> 01:43:02,889 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1562 01:43:03,057 --> 01:43:04,808 [Murray] Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. 1563 01:43:04,975 --> 01:43:07,268 That's your defense for killing three young men? 1564 01:43:07,895 --> 01:43:09,437 No. 1565 01:43:09,605 --> 01:43:12,941 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1566 01:43:13,317 --> 01:43:14,526 [audience booing] 1567 01:43:14,777 --> 01:43:18,196 Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1568 01:43:19,073 --> 01:43:20,824 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1569 01:43:20,908 --> 01:43:22,283 you'd walk right over me! 1570 01:43:22,451 --> 01:43:24,577 I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. 1571 01:43:24,745 --> 01:43:26,996 But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne 1572 01:43:27,081 --> 01:43:28,623 went and cried about them on TV? 1573 01:43:28,791 --> 01:43:30,834 You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1574 01:43:31,001 --> 01:43:32,919 Yes, I do. 1575 01:43:33,087 --> 01:43:36,506 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1576 01:43:36,674 --> 01:43:39,718 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1577 01:43:39,885 --> 01:43:43,722 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1578 01:43:43,889 --> 01:43:46,057 Nobody's civil anymore. 1579 01:43:46,225 --> 01:43:49,811 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1580 01:43:50,604 --> 01:43:53,398 You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think 1581 01:43:53,482 --> 01:43:55,442 what it's like to be someone like me? 1582 01:43:55,609 --> 01:43:58,319 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1583 01:43:58,529 --> 01:44:00,655 They think that we'll just sit there 1584 01:44:00,740 --> 01:44:03,116 and take it, like good little boys! 1585 01:44:03,409 --> 01:44:05,493 That we won't werewolf and go wild! 1586 01:44:05,661 --> 01:44:07,287 You finished? 1587 01:44:07,455 --> 01:44:09,789 I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. 1588 01:44:09,957 --> 01:44:11,499 You sound like you're making excuses 1589 01:44:11,584 --> 01:44:13,001 for killing those young men. 1590 01:44:13,169 --> 01:44:15,003 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, 1591 01:44:15,087 --> 01:44:16,504 not everyone is awful. 1592 01:44:18,799 --> 01:44:20,008 You're awful, Murray. 1593 01:44:20,176 --> 01:44:22,051 Me? I'm awful? 1594 01:44:22,219 --> 01:44:23,970 Oh, yeah, how am I awful? 1595 01:44:26,140 --> 01:44:27,599 Playing my video. 1596 01:44:29,018 --> 01:44:30,894 Inviting me on this show. 1597 01:44:31,979 --> 01:44:34,314 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1598 01:44:35,316 --> 01:44:37,275 You're just like the rest of them. 1599 01:44:37,443 --> 01:44:39,360 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1600 01:44:39,528 --> 01:44:42,113 Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. 1601 01:44:42,281 --> 01:44:43,990 There are riots out there. 1602 01:44:44,158 --> 01:44:45,677 Two policemen are in critical condition, 1603 01:44:45,701 --> 01:44:46,970 - and you're laughing. - [laughs] 1604 01:44:46,994 --> 01:44:47,994 You're laughing. 1605 01:44:48,162 --> 01:44:50,997 Someone was killed today, because of what you did. 1606 01:44:51,165 --> 01:44:52,624 I know. 1607 01:44:55,211 --> 01:44:56,451 How about another joke, Murray? 1608 01:44:56,587 --> 01:44:58,267 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 1609 01:44:58,380 --> 01:44:59,733 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 1610 01:44:59,757 --> 01:45:02,300 When you cross a mentally-ill loner 1611 01:45:02,468 --> 01:45:04,886 with a society that abandons him 1612 01:45:04,970 --> 01:45:06,012 and treats him like trash? 1613 01:45:06,180 --> 01:45:07,180 Call the police, Gene! 1614 01:45:07,348 --> 01:45:08,784 - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. 1615 01:45:08,808 --> 01:45:10,475 You get what you fucking deserve! 1616 01:45:11,393 --> 01:45:13,353 [audience screaming] 1617 01:45:29,036 --> 01:45:30,662 [laughing] 1618 01:45:37,586 --> 01:45:39,170 - [screaming continues] - [gun clatters] 1619 01:45:47,012 --> 01:45:50,139 Good night. And always remember, that's... 1620 01:45:50,683 --> 01:45:52,725 [upbeat music playing] 1621 01:45:55,521 --> 01:45:56,771 [news anchor 1 ] Breaking news. 1622 01:45:56,939 --> 01:45:59,482 Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin 1623 01:45:59,650 --> 01:46:01,920 was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. 1624 01:46:01,944 --> 01:46:04,237 The man who was introduced by Franklin 1625 01:46:04,321 --> 01:46:07,198 as "Joker" is currently under arrest. 1626 01:46:07,366 --> 01:46:09,951 Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio. 1627 01:46:10,119 --> 01:46:11,680 - [Arthur shouting] - [overlapping chatter] 1628 01:46:11,704 --> 01:46:14,247 Merely just a punchline to a joke... 1629 01:46:14,415 --> 01:46:16,055 [Arthur] You get what you [bleep] deserve! 1630 01:46:16,166 --> 01:46:17,269 [reporter 1 ] Looting and rioting 1631 01:46:17,293 --> 01:46:18,334 have intensified here... 1632 01:46:18,502 --> 01:46:19,980 [reporter 2] ...rioting throughout the city. 1633 01:46:20,004 --> 01:46:21,314 [Arthur] ...with a society that abandons him 1634 01:46:21,338 --> 01:46:22,380 and treats him like trash? 1635 01:46:22,464 --> 01:46:23,733 [news anchor 2] This mob of clowns... 1636 01:46:23,757 --> 01:46:25,318 [reporter 1 ] many wearing clown masks. 1637 01:46:25,342 --> 01:46:27,135 [overlapping chatter continues] 1638 01:46:27,219 --> 01:46:28,939 [Arthur] If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1639 01:46:28,971 --> 01:46:30,365 - you'd walk right over me. - [news anchor 2] To all of 1640 01:46:30,389 --> 01:46:31,867 those who have been ignored by the system. 1641 01:46:31,891 --> 01:46:33,159 [Arthur] And always remember, that's life! 1642 01:46:33,183 --> 01:46:35,852 [reporter 3] And as you see, Gotham is burning. 1643 01:46:36,395 --> 01:46:37,228 [music playing] 1644 01:46:37,313 --> 01:46:41,482 In the white room With black curtains near the station 1645 01:46:41,567 --> 01:46:43,776 [sirens wailing] 1646 01:46:44,987 --> 01:46:49,949 Black roof country, no gold pavements Tired starlings 1647 01:46:50,034 --> 01:46:51,951 [looters shouting] 1648 01:46:53,829 --> 01:46:56,664 Silver horses ran down moonbeams 1649 01:46:56,749 --> 01:46:58,708 [dispatcher chattering on radio] 1650 01:46:58,792 --> 01:47:00,835 In your dark eyes 1651 01:47:02,838 --> 01:47:08,927 Dawnlight smiles on you leaving My contentment 1652 01:47:10,888 --> 01:47:12,513 [shouting continues] 1653 01:47:12,765 --> 01:47:14,140 [store alarms ringing] 1654 01:47:14,224 --> 01:47:18,227 I'll wait in this place Where the sun never shines 1655 01:47:18,312 --> 01:47:19,812 [laughing] 1656 01:47:21,065 --> 01:47:24,233 Wait in this place 1657 01:47:24,318 --> 01:47:29,864 Where the shadows run from themselves 1658 01:47:31,075 --> 01:47:33,275 [officer 1 ] Stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. 1659 01:47:33,702 --> 01:47:35,013 [officer 2] Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 1660 01:47:35,037 --> 01:47:36,037 'cause of what you did. 1661 01:47:37,247 --> 01:47:39,540 [dispatcher] All units, fire reported, north of alley. 1662 01:47:39,625 --> 01:47:41,167 Code Four for medical. 1663 01:47:41,794 --> 01:47:43,252 I know. 1664 01:47:44,755 --> 01:47:46,756 Isn't it beautiful? 1665 01:47:46,924 --> 01:47:47,924 [chuckles] 1666 01:47:57,142 --> 01:47:58,726 [looters shouting] 1667 01:48:46,900 --> 01:48:48,943 [shouting continues] 1668 01:49:06,462 --> 01:49:08,004 [sirens wailing] 1669 01:49:29,234 --> 01:49:30,568 Go over there. 1670 01:49:48,462 --> 01:49:49,587 Hey, Wayne. 1671 01:49:50,547 --> 01:49:52,298 You get what you fucking deserve. 1672 01:49:52,466 --> 01:49:53,591 No! Pal! 1673 01:49:54,009 --> 01:49:55,218 [Mrs. Wayne screaming] 1674 01:49:58,430 --> 01:49:59,430 [gunshot] 1675 01:50:01,809 --> 01:50:02,809 [body thuds] 1676 01:50:02,976 --> 01:50:04,602 [looters shouting] 1677 01:50:07,564 --> 01:50:09,440 [coughing] 1678 01:50:34,383 --> 01:50:36,384 [man] Come on, get up! 1679 01:50:36,552 --> 01:50:38,511 Come on, man, get up. 1680 01:50:38,637 --> 01:50:40,221 [crowd shouting and cheering] 1681 01:52:03,388 --> 01:52:05,181 [crowd continues shouting and cheering] 1682 01:52:34,670 --> 01:52:36,212 [Arthur laughing] 1683 01:53:03,907 --> 01:53:05,324 [continues laughing] 1684 01:53:17,713 --> 01:53:19,797 What's so funny? 1685 01:53:23,802 --> 01:53:25,386 Just thinking of a joke. 1686 01:53:27,097 --> 01:53:28,889 [Arthur continues laughing] 1687 01:53:44,573 --> 01:53:46,574 Do you want to tell it to me? 1688 01:53:52,748 --> 01:53:54,373 You wouldn't get it. 1689 01:53:54,583 --> 01:53:56,751 ["That's Life" playing] 1690 01:54:06,428 --> 01:54:08,095 [Arthur singing along] That's life 1691 01:54:08,180 --> 01:54:09,638 [chorus] That's life 1692 01:54:09,723 --> 01:54:12,641 And as funny as it may seem 1693 01:54:14,102 --> 01:54:16,812 Some people get their kicks 1694 01:54:16,980 --> 01:54:19,106 Stompin' on a dream 1695 01:54:20,150 --> 01:54:23,819 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1696 01:54:25,989 --> 01:54:28,157 'Cause this fine old world 1697 01:54:28,283 --> 01:54:30,868 It keeps spinnin' around 1698 01:54:31,620 --> 01:54:34,914 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1699 01:54:34,998 --> 01:54:38,250 A poet, a pawn and a king 1700 01:54:38,335 --> 01:54:42,296 I've been up and down and over and out 1701 01:54:42,381 --> 01:54:44,548 And I know one thing 1702 01:54:44,883 --> 01:54:50,721 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1703 01:54:51,139 --> 01:54:57,186 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1704 01:54:57,562 --> 01:54:58,771 That's life 1705 01:54:58,855 --> 01:54:59,939 [chorus] That's life 1706 01:55:00,023 --> 01:55:04,068 [man] That's life And I can't deny it 1707 01:55:04,778 --> 01:55:10,032 Many times I thought of cuttin' out But my heart won't buy it 1708 01:55:10,617 --> 01:55:15,204 But if there's nothing shakin' Come here this July 1709 01:55:18,166 --> 01:55:24,338 I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball 1710 01:55:24,840 --> 01:55:31,053 And die 1711 01:55:32,848 --> 01:55:38,686 My, my 1712 01:55:50,073 --> 01:55:52,575 Isn't it rich? 1713 01:55:54,911 --> 01:55:57,705 Are we a pair? 1714 01:55:59,749 --> 01:56:03,544 Me here at last on the ground 1715 01:56:03,795 --> 01:56:07,047 You in mid-air 1716 01:56:09,092 --> 01:56:13,721 Send in the clowns 1717 01:56:20,520 --> 01:56:23,063 Isn't it bliss? 1718 01:56:25,942 --> 01:56:29,278 Don't you approve? 1719 01:56:30,947 --> 01:56:34,617 One who keeps tearing around 1720 01:56:34,701 --> 01:56:38,871 One who can't move 1721 01:56:41,833 --> 01:56:47,046 Where are the clowns? 1722 01:56:48,340 --> 01:56:52,176 Send in the clowns 1723 01:56:53,136 --> 01:56:55,888 Just when I stopped 1724 01:56:57,390 --> 01:57:00,559 Opening doors 1725 01:57:02,312 --> 01:57:08,984 Finally knowing The one that I wanted was yours 1726 01:57:11,112 --> 01:57:17,785 Making my entrance again With my usual flair 1727 01:57:21,039 --> 01:57:26,001 Sure of my lines 1728 01:57:27,754 --> 01:57:32,716 No one is there 1729 01:57:40,100 --> 01:57:44,103 Don't you love farce? 1730 01:57:46,898 --> 01:57:49,942 My fault, I fear 1731 01:57:52,404 --> 01:57:56,448 I thought that you'd want what I want 1732 01:57:56,533 --> 01:58:00,202 Sorry, my dear 1733 01:58:02,497 --> 01:58:07,167 But where are the clowns? 1734 01:58:09,504 --> 01:58:14,466 There ought to be clowns 1735 01:58:15,635 --> 01:58:22,600 Well, maybe next year