1 00:02:19,801 --> 00:02:24,801 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:02:43,401 --> 00:02:45,470 I want you so bad, baby. 3 00:02:45,503 --> 00:02:47,105 I can see that. 4 00:02:50,141 --> 00:02:51,109 Who's there? 5 00:02:51,142 --> 00:02:53,844 No one's here, baby. 6 00:02:53,877 --> 00:02:55,313 No one's here. 7 00:02:55,346 --> 00:02:56,813 No reason to stop what you're doing. 8 00:02:56,847 --> 00:02:59,217 No, I don't like it. I feel weird. 9 00:03:00,251 --> 00:03:02,287 All right, I got a super idea. 10 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,190 It's gonna make you freak out. Come on. 11 00:03:05,223 --> 00:03:06,224 Okay. 12 00:03:27,478 --> 00:03:31,049 Been saving this baby for you, baby. 13 00:03:31,082 --> 00:03:33,184 Double trouble, lover. 14 00:03:41,025 --> 00:03:41,992 Yeah. 15 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,403 What the fuck? 16 00:03:52,437 --> 00:03:53,471 Please, no! 17 00:03:57,275 --> 00:03:59,377 No! Please! Please! 18 00:04:53,531 --> 00:04:55,500 Hey, lovers, I thought I told you 19 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:58,603 not to fuck up my weekend with your ugly-ass faces. 20 00:04:58,636 --> 00:05:00,238 Dude, we're not gonna miss our own grad 21 00:05:00,271 --> 00:05:02,240 'cause you say so, dick. 22 00:05:02,273 --> 00:05:03,508 Nice guitar, man. 23 00:05:03,541 --> 00:05:05,243 Yo, I can't believe this. 24 00:05:05,276 --> 00:05:06,477 Our last weekend together, 25 00:05:06,511 --> 00:05:08,079 and I have to listen to this shit? 26 00:05:08,112 --> 00:05:09,480 You guys know you suck, right? 27 00:05:09,514 --> 00:05:11,182 Put the guitar down, Phil. 28 00:05:11,215 --> 00:05:12,250 Or what, man? 29 00:05:12,283 --> 00:05:14,118 Or nothing, man. 30 00:05:14,152 --> 00:05:17,322 Why do you have to be such a fucking douche all the time? 31 00:05:17,355 --> 00:05:19,357 What'd you call me, Chip? 32 00:05:19,390 --> 00:05:22,593 It's Chad. God, what did we ever do to you? 33 00:05:22,627 --> 00:05:24,162 Music sucks. 34 00:05:24,195 --> 00:05:25,396 Kick his ass! 35 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:27,298 Yeah, kick his ass, Phil! 36 00:05:27,332 --> 00:05:30,034 Kick his ass! Kick his ass, kick his ass! 37 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:33,404 Pick on someone your own size, Phil. 38 00:05:33,438 --> 00:05:36,274 There's nobody my size, princess. 39 00:05:36,307 --> 00:05:38,009 Let him go, Phil, 40 00:05:38,042 --> 00:05:40,411 or I'll tell everyone about your ugly, 41 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:43,548 tiny, malformed, wart-infested, limp dick. 42 00:05:44,615 --> 00:05:46,584 Oh, shit, is this thing on? 43 00:05:48,519 --> 00:05:49,520 Later, assholes. 44 00:05:49,554 --> 00:05:51,222 We did it, bitches! 45 00:05:51,255 --> 00:05:54,258 Valley Hills fuckin' High, Class of 2018! 46 00:05:57,495 --> 00:06:00,198 All right, everyone, listen up. 47 00:06:00,231 --> 00:06:03,267 The grad committee, headed by none other than moi, 48 00:06:03,301 --> 00:06:06,337 have worked hard to make this a weekend to die for. 49 00:06:06,371 --> 00:06:08,905 Head right to the slides or check out the motel. 50 00:06:08,939 --> 00:06:10,041 But don't forget. 51 00:06:10,074 --> 00:06:12,176 The bonfire starts at sundown, 52 00:06:12,210 --> 00:06:14,545 and we're getting live music by The Blades! 53 00:06:14,579 --> 00:06:16,314 '80s style. Fuck yeah! 54 00:06:19,016 --> 00:06:20,184 Cringe! 55 00:06:20,218 --> 00:06:21,452 Remember... 56 00:06:21,486 --> 00:06:24,422 partying here's a tradition since 1988. 57 00:06:24,455 --> 00:06:27,592 Can we not fuck it up for the future alumni? 58 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:29,360 It's all about the three C's, people: 59 00:06:29,394 --> 00:06:33,064 courtesy, control and consent. 60 00:06:33,097 --> 00:06:35,566 All right, people, let's get lit! 61 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,268 - Whoo! - Yeah! 62 00:07:54,378 --> 00:07:57,748 It's exactly what they said. Six feet. 63 00:07:57,782 --> 00:07:59,784 Look at this. 64 00:07:59,817 --> 00:08:02,520 This is our big stage? 65 00:08:06,257 --> 00:08:09,727 Better than the stage at your high school, I bet. 66 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:11,629 Holy shit. You scared me, dude. 67 00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:13,130 Just trying to be friendly. 68 00:08:13,164 --> 00:08:15,666 Welcome to Wet Valley Water Park. 69 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:18,503 I'm Conrad Carter. I make everything work here. 70 00:08:18,536 --> 00:08:21,138 All by yourself? How old are you, man? 71 00:08:21,172 --> 00:08:23,040 You wanna find out, kid? 72 00:08:24,442 --> 00:08:26,377 Hey, I hope you guys aren't gonna be playing 73 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:29,080 any of that electronic dance shit tonight. 74 00:08:29,113 --> 00:08:32,550 Nah, we're gonna be playing hits from the 1980s. 75 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:33,651 Probably your favorite. 76 00:08:33,684 --> 00:08:36,087 Really? The '80s? 77 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,756 I was here opening day, summer of '84. 78 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:41,125 This park used to be something back then. 79 00:08:41,158 --> 00:08:42,660 Go! 80 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:15,259 It was alive. 81 00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:17,495 Really? That's not what I heard. 82 00:09:17,528 --> 00:09:20,865 Didn't people die here? The Wet Valley Murders. 83 00:09:20,898 --> 00:09:22,600 Murder? 84 00:09:22,633 --> 00:09:25,436 Come on, kid. Accidents happen, huh? 85 00:09:25,469 --> 00:09:29,440 Okay, so you're saying nobody died? 86 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:32,577 Dying and being murdered are not the same thing 87 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:34,378 is all I'm saying. 88 00:09:34,412 --> 00:09:36,280 - Dark, dude. - Don't get me wrong. 89 00:09:36,314 --> 00:09:39,584 I'm riding high. This is the best weekend of the year. 90 00:09:39,617 --> 00:09:42,119 Listen, you guys need anything else, 91 00:09:42,153 --> 00:09:43,554 just give me a holler. 92 00:09:43,588 --> 00:09:45,790 Power's over there by the machine room. 93 00:09:45,823 --> 00:09:48,259 And have a good show tonight. 94 00:09:48,292 --> 00:09:50,127 Keep your head on straight. 95 00:09:50,161 --> 00:09:51,562 Why? 96 00:09:51,596 --> 00:09:53,764 Well, once in a while, 97 00:09:53,798 --> 00:09:56,133 things can get a little bent around here. 98 00:10:08,846 --> 00:10:10,448 Good morning, ladies! 99 00:10:10,481 --> 00:10:12,683 For the past 12 years, 100 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:15,753 Wet Valley's Water Park annual car wash 101 00:10:15,786 --> 00:10:17,288 has become a tradition. 102 00:10:17,321 --> 00:10:19,924 Each year, we raise thousands of dollars 103 00:10:19,957 --> 00:10:24,295 and send two lucky graduates to Europe. 104 00:10:24,328 --> 00:10:25,696 Who wants to go to Paris? 105 00:10:27,431 --> 00:10:29,934 Ooh! This car is so dirty. 106 00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:32,536 Let's get washing, ladies. 107 00:11:03,968 --> 00:11:05,169 Kim! 108 00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:07,338 Kim! 109 00:11:07,371 --> 00:11:08,506 Where's Kimberly? 110 00:11:08,539 --> 00:11:10,441 Tom, you should be at the slides. 111 00:11:10,474 --> 00:11:12,443 - Don't tell me what to do. Kim! - Stop! 112 00:11:12,476 --> 00:11:13,878 Where is she, Priscilla? 113 00:11:13,911 --> 00:11:15,746 Who knows, who cares? 114 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:18,349 Get out. 115 00:11:18,382 --> 00:11:20,284 Whatever. 116 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:40,471 Kim! Wow. 117 00:11:40,504 --> 00:11:42,740 So you did it. 118 00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:43,808 Did what? 119 00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:45,843 Graduate, moron. 120 00:11:45,876 --> 00:11:48,612 Oh, yeah. Yeah, barely. 121 00:11:49,947 --> 00:11:51,849 You still play? 122 00:11:51,882 --> 00:11:53,818 Yep, yep, still do. 123 00:11:55,953 --> 00:11:57,588 Obviously. 124 00:12:00,658 --> 00:12:02,793 So what you doing here? 125 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:04,462 I mean, is your school partying here too? 126 00:12:04,495 --> 00:12:05,896 Oh, no, I work here. 127 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:08,399 Yeah, I didn't go to another school 128 00:12:08,432 --> 00:12:09,967 when I ditched Valley Hills. 129 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,902 It's just not really my thing right now, you know? 130 00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,304 It's cool. 131 00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:17,808 I'm really glad to see you. I missed the time... 132 00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:18,943 Missed what? 133 00:12:18,976 --> 00:12:22,513 Oh, Tommy, hey, this is Josh. 134 00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:24,949 He's an old friend from school. 135 00:12:24,982 --> 00:12:26,684 Tommy. I manage this place. 136 00:12:26,717 --> 00:12:27,885 You must be proud? 137 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:32,790 Babe, I'm hungry. 138 00:12:38,429 --> 00:12:41,899 Dude, she's hot as fuck. 139 00:12:41,932 --> 00:12:44,069 Shut up, Slim. 140 00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:47,872 I think I'm hungry too. You guys in, huh? 141 00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,041 Hey, Michael, it's me your son. 142 00:12:50,075 --> 00:12:52,476 You know I'm graduating today, right? 143 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,678 Well, if you care to, you can show up at school at one. 144 00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:56,847 Otherwise, I'll be at the old Wet Valley Park 145 00:12:56,881 --> 00:12:58,616 for the weekend. 146 00:12:58,649 --> 00:13:00,885 I'm also playing music tonight with The Blades. 147 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:03,021 It'd be cool if maybe you'd show up. 148 00:13:23,607 --> 00:13:25,576 Fuck you, Baywatch! 149 00:13:27,378 --> 00:13:28,979 Kim, I'm shutting it down. 150 00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:31,348 Two fuckers are coming down with a bottle. 151 00:13:31,382 --> 00:13:32,817 What? 152 00:14:03,148 --> 00:14:05,516 You have to wear my glasses. 153 00:14:05,549 --> 00:14:06,717 Oh. 154 00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,125 Ooh. 155 00:14:20,998 --> 00:14:23,034 Who wouldn't want a piece of that? 156 00:14:24,535 --> 00:14:26,737 Damn. Hot as fuck. Who is she? 157 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:28,539 Priscilla Wilkinson. 158 00:14:28,572 --> 00:14:30,574 Graduate class of Valley Hills '92. 159 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,476 So you guys went to school together? 160 00:14:32,509 --> 00:14:34,545 Yo, shut the hell up, man. 161 00:14:34,578 --> 00:14:36,114 No, seriously, Phil. 162 00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:38,682 For how many years now you've been trying to graduate? 163 00:14:38,716 --> 00:14:40,784 He can't count that high. 164 00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:42,453 - Yo. - Fuck! 165 00:14:42,486 --> 00:14:45,422 There are no more teachers to protect you, dick. 166 00:14:45,456 --> 00:14:46,957 When you least suspect it, I'll be right behind you. 167 00:14:46,991 --> 00:14:49,426 Right where you like to be. 168 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:52,496 Do you wanna die? 169 00:14:53,597 --> 00:14:55,799 - Fuck. - Oh, my God. 170 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,137 I heard she chooses one guy every year. 171 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:01,472 A guy? To do what? 172 00:15:01,505 --> 00:15:04,708 To fuck. 173 00:15:04,742 --> 00:15:06,644 Have sex, you idiot. 174 00:15:06,677 --> 00:15:08,712 What, you live under a rock? 175 00:15:08,746 --> 00:15:10,748 She's The End. 176 00:15:10,781 --> 00:15:12,516 The End? 177 00:15:12,549 --> 00:15:14,818 The tag in the second floor bathroom, that's her? 178 00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:18,889 Yeah. The road to virginity ends in The End. 179 00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:20,991 Oh, my God. No way. You're still a virgin? 180 00:15:21,026 --> 00:15:23,560 Me? No way. 181 00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:25,963 Fuck, dude. 182 00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:28,732 Would a virgin do this? 183 00:15:34,772 --> 00:15:37,474 Hello? 184 00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:40,045 Hi, Michael. 185 00:15:40,078 --> 00:15:42,613 Just making sure you're dying to see me. 186 00:15:42,646 --> 00:15:44,015 8:00 still good? 187 00:15:44,049 --> 00:15:46,184 - Yeah, definitely. - Okay. 188 00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:47,918 Bye now. 189 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:49,820 Bye. 190 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:20,951 - Hello. - Hey, it's me. 191 00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:22,153 Hey, baby. 192 00:16:22,187 --> 00:16:23,154 What are you girls doing? 193 00:16:23,188 --> 00:16:24,155 I'm almost done. 194 00:16:24,189 --> 00:16:25,656 I can't wait to see ya. 195 00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:26,957 Come play with me. 196 00:16:26,991 --> 00:16:28,625 - Mm, I miss ya. - I know. 197 00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:29,927 Anyway, I'm running late. 198 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,829 Some idiot cracked his skull open, 199 00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:33,764 and there's blood everywhere. 200 00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:36,567 Shut up, guys! I'm on the phone. 201 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,003 I'm sorry, baby. 202 00:16:38,036 --> 00:16:39,803 Yeah, so I'm still busy, honey. 203 00:16:39,837 --> 00:16:41,572 I wanna be with you. 204 00:16:41,605 --> 00:16:42,573 Well, it's just gonna have to wait a bit. 205 00:16:42,606 --> 00:16:43,707 I gotta run, baby. 206 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,310 Love you, baby. 207 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:47,078 - Bye. - Bye. 208 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,116 Let's party! 209 00:16:58,822 --> 00:17:01,026 Every fuckin' year, Wilkinson. 210 00:17:01,059 --> 00:17:03,660 Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Doctor. 211 00:17:03,694 --> 00:17:05,929 Okay, can you just get them out of here, please? 212 00:17:05,963 --> 00:17:08,599 Oh, and I got some free passes for Wet Valley. 213 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:16,274 Brad, can you get back up there, please? 214 00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:18,942 Hurry up, man. How long is this gonna take? 215 00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:25,183 Hey, Paul, do you think we should drain the pool? 216 00:17:25,216 --> 00:17:27,218 No, no, no, fuck no. Do not drain the pool, okay? 217 00:17:27,252 --> 00:17:29,653 Just get it done. Party on. 218 00:17:31,389 --> 00:17:32,990 Party on. 219 00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:55,846 Hey, Thomas. 220 00:17:55,879 --> 00:17:57,781 It's just Tommy. 221 00:17:57,815 --> 00:18:00,118 What do you want? What was it... Chip? 222 00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:02,253 It's Chad. 223 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:04,289 We can't figure out the mixing board 224 00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:05,889 and speakers by the stage. 225 00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:07,691 I'm busy. Conrad will help you dicks. 226 00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:09,360 He said you would. 227 00:18:09,394 --> 00:18:11,329 Something about the breakers or... I don't know. 228 00:18:11,362 --> 00:18:14,199 Yeah, we need to do a sound check like now. 229 00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:18,769 Come on, man, just help us out. 230 00:18:25,843 --> 00:18:27,845 You have five minutes, assholes. 231 00:18:29,147 --> 00:18:31,149 I'll see you at the office. 232 00:18:43,994 --> 00:18:47,332 Josh, if Tommy sees you, he'll kill us. 233 00:18:47,365 --> 00:18:50,335 Not if I kill him first. 234 00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:52,237 God, I missed you. 235 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,408 Come, come. 236 00:18:58,809 --> 00:19:01,778 I'm sorry about everything. 237 00:19:01,812 --> 00:19:05,450 It's not your fault. You know that, right? 238 00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:09,087 I'm sorry I scared you. I didn't know where you were. 239 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:13,391 God, what do you see in him? 240 00:19:17,228 --> 00:19:19,230 I just wanna be with you. 241 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:31,209 Finally! Ah! 242 00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:35,146 This looks absolutely mediocre. 243 00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:40,918 Don't hover. Thank you, 244 00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,853 Thanks. 245 00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:44,189 Go away. 246 00:19:47,858 --> 00:19:49,960 You okay? 247 00:19:49,993 --> 00:19:54,199 Yeah, it's just, um... the eyes. 248 00:19:54,232 --> 00:19:57,901 Oh. Don't be grossed out. I don't believe in waste. 249 00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:04,275 Mmm! 250 00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:17,055 - I have to take this. - Yeah, go ahead. 251 00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:23,528 Yeah. 252 00:20:23,561 --> 00:20:25,929 I'm in the middle of dinner. 253 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:29,200 Oh, sure, okay, later. 254 00:20:29,234 --> 00:20:32,936 I've got a 35-year-old lobster waiting for me. 255 00:20:37,841 --> 00:20:41,446 Your husband doesn't know when he's got something good 256 00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:44,215 sitting right in front of him. 257 00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:46,017 No. 258 00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:52,423 But I do. 259 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,867 Ah. 260 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,471 I'd love to see all these kids drown. 261 00:21:08,106 --> 00:21:09,973 Don't you hate this fucking weekend, 262 00:21:10,008 --> 00:21:11,808 working overtime for these dipshits? 263 00:21:11,842 --> 00:21:13,411 Are you getting paid overtime? 264 00:21:14,512 --> 00:21:16,514 None of your business, old man. 265 00:21:21,052 --> 00:21:22,754 Hey, Tommy. 266 00:21:23,588 --> 00:21:25,590 You seen Kim around? 267 00:21:25,623 --> 00:21:27,858 I always know where she is. 268 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,362 Yeah, sure you do. 269 00:21:38,636 --> 00:21:40,837 - What? - Down here. 270 00:21:45,343 --> 00:21:46,577 Shut up. 271 00:21:46,611 --> 00:21:48,313 I have a room. 272 00:21:48,346 --> 00:21:50,981 This is not the reunion I was thinking about, you know. 273 00:21:51,015 --> 00:21:54,052 Your room's the first place Tommy would look. 274 00:21:54,085 --> 00:21:58,389 Besides, I kinda like it here. It's creepy. 275 00:21:58,423 --> 00:22:01,825 I missed you, Kim. Did you miss me? 276 00:22:08,032 --> 00:22:11,202 Why did we break up again? 277 00:22:11,235 --> 00:22:14,938 I don't know, and I don't care. 278 00:22:53,544 --> 00:22:55,313 Ah! 279 00:23:04,589 --> 00:23:06,691 Something good is coming. 280 00:23:06,724 --> 00:23:08,992 I can feel it. 281 00:23:09,026 --> 00:23:11,362 Something's coming down tonight. 282 00:23:14,031 --> 00:23:15,932 I found it. 283 00:23:15,966 --> 00:23:17,335 Okay, so what are we celebrating? 284 00:23:17,368 --> 00:23:18,603 I don't know. 285 00:23:18,636 --> 00:23:20,971 Just look 'em. 286 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:22,440 I miss that. 287 00:23:22,473 --> 00:23:24,342 I wanna be that age again. 288 00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:26,010 I am that age, dummy. 289 00:23:26,043 --> 00:23:27,612 Yeah? Come here. 290 00:23:33,484 --> 00:23:35,186 I have the stuff. 291 00:23:42,627 --> 00:23:44,495 Come and get it, boys! 292 00:23:44,529 --> 00:23:46,531 But first, you gotta hunt for it. 293 00:23:46,564 --> 00:23:48,499 All right, you pill-popping, dick-sucking, 294 00:23:48,533 --> 00:23:51,135 punch-drunk graduates of 2018! 295 00:23:51,169 --> 00:23:53,504 Before you head down to your bonfire, 296 00:23:53,538 --> 00:23:56,541 I got a little surprise for y'all. 297 00:23:59,343 --> 00:24:01,512 Ooh, Mr. Wilkinson! 298 00:24:25,203 --> 00:24:26,204 See you later. 299 00:24:27,205 --> 00:24:29,140 He's fucked, man. 300 00:24:29,173 --> 00:24:31,476 Just wait. Something's gonna happen to him. 301 00:24:31,509 --> 00:24:34,445 Yo, you sliding with those assholes? 302 00:24:34,479 --> 00:24:37,348 No, man, I was going for that wet look. 303 00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:39,717 Totally '80s, right? Radical. 304 00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:42,286 Dude, you tapped that? 305 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,522 Tommy's gonna fucking kill you, man. 306 00:24:45,823 --> 00:24:47,692 He's not gonna know, right, Slim? 307 00:24:47,725 --> 00:24:49,160 Yeah. 308 00:24:51,562 --> 00:24:54,699 All right, lovers and fucking losers! 309 00:24:54,732 --> 00:24:57,502 Give it up for The Blades! Totally fucking '80s! 310 00:25:11,716 --> 00:25:14,752 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 311 00:25:14,785 --> 00:25:17,822 ♪ So I can, so I can 312 00:25:17,855 --> 00:25:21,692 ♪ Watch you weave then breathe your story lines ♪ 313 00:25:24,362 --> 00:25:28,099 ♪ And I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 314 00:25:28,132 --> 00:25:30,801 ♪ So I can, so I can 315 00:25:30,835 --> 00:25:35,373 ♪ Keep track of the vision in my eyes ♪ 316 00:25:36,807 --> 00:25:40,811 ♪ While she's deceiving me 317 00:25:40,845 --> 00:25:43,414 ♪ It cuts my security 318 00:25:43,447 --> 00:25:47,084 ♪ Has she got control of me 319 00:25:47,118 --> 00:25:50,388 ♪ I turn to her and say 320 00:25:50,421 --> 00:25:53,124 ♪ Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades ♪ 321 00:25:53,157 --> 00:25:54,592 ♪ Oh, no 322 00:25:56,427 --> 00:25:57,762 Where were you? 323 00:25:57,795 --> 00:26:01,198 Night sliding like everyone else. 324 00:26:01,232 --> 00:26:03,534 ♪ I can't believe it 325 00:26:03,568 --> 00:26:05,736 ♪ 'Cause you've got it made with the guy in shades ♪ 326 00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:07,705 ♪ Oh, no 327 00:26:10,174 --> 00:26:13,544 ♪ And I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 328 00:26:13,578 --> 00:26:16,247 ♪ So I can, so I can 329 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,817 ♪ Forget my name while you collect your claim ♪ 330 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,490 ♪ And I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 331 00:26:26,524 --> 00:26:28,359 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 332 00:26:28,392 --> 00:26:30,728 What a fuckin' surprise. He's terrible. 333 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:32,730 Yeah, he sucks. 334 00:26:35,933 --> 00:26:39,437 ♪ And I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 335 00:26:39,470 --> 00:26:42,473 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 336 00:26:42,506 --> 00:26:46,444 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 337 00:26:49,313 --> 00:26:52,450 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 338 00:26:52,483 --> 00:26:55,519 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 339 00:26:55,553 --> 00:26:57,688 ♪ I wear my sunglasses at night ♪ 340 00:26:57,722 --> 00:26:59,890 Josh! Run, Josh! 341 00:27:08,466 --> 00:27:09,867 What the fuck, man? 342 00:27:11,369 --> 00:27:12,503 Stay down! 343 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:20,344 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. 344 00:27:20,378 --> 00:27:23,748 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. 345 00:27:25,449 --> 00:27:27,785 Any of you fuckers wanna do something? 346 00:27:31,689 --> 00:27:34,759 Tommy, what's the matter with you? He's just a kid! 347 00:27:36,894 --> 00:27:39,263 Okay, that's it, you're fired. Get out of here. 348 00:27:39,296 --> 00:27:41,265 You're all dead! 349 00:27:43,734 --> 00:27:45,536 - No. - Get up! 350 00:27:47,371 --> 00:27:49,540 What the hell is wrong with your people? 351 00:27:49,573 --> 00:27:52,243 Listen, did you see "babysitter" on my forehead tonight? 352 00:27:52,276 --> 00:27:55,446 Okay, this is your party. You gotta take care of it, baby. 353 00:27:55,479 --> 00:27:57,515 Okay? I'm gonna be busy the whole night. 354 00:27:57,548 --> 00:27:59,784 Yeah, I can see that. 355 00:27:59,817 --> 00:28:01,752 Priss, baby. 356 00:28:01,786 --> 00:28:03,888 Go to hell. 357 00:28:03,921 --> 00:28:06,223 What? Come on. What's your problem? 358 00:28:06,257 --> 00:28:10,494 Come on, it's not like you're having a good time tonight. 359 00:28:11,862 --> 00:28:13,698 Fuck you, Paul! 360 00:28:16,034 --> 00:28:17,468 Fuck all of you! 361 00:28:19,837 --> 00:28:22,973 Hey, I'm sorry about everything. 362 00:28:24,709 --> 00:28:27,478 Can I help you with anything? 363 00:28:38,956 --> 00:28:40,324 Hold him. 364 00:28:40,357 --> 00:28:41,959 What are you doing? 365 00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:43,928 Just go. 366 00:28:43,961 --> 00:28:45,830 Fun night, huh? 367 00:28:45,863 --> 00:28:48,899 So you wanna tell me what the fuck you were thinking? 368 00:28:48,933 --> 00:28:52,503 That I needed a shower. 369 00:28:52,536 --> 00:28:54,305 You know there's rules, eh? 370 00:28:54,338 --> 00:28:56,041 Like if a girl has a psycho boyfriend, 371 00:28:56,074 --> 00:28:58,043 you shouldn't be fuckin' around with her. 372 00:28:58,076 --> 00:28:59,376 I could take him. 373 00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:01,979 You're built like a Swiffer. 374 00:29:03,414 --> 00:29:04,615 Hello, Chaz. 375 00:29:04,648 --> 00:29:06,550 It's Chad. 376 00:29:06,584 --> 00:29:08,285 Dude, I got your back, eh. 377 00:29:08,319 --> 00:29:10,921 No, it's good. You can go. I'll see you. 378 00:29:10,955 --> 00:29:13,257 - Yeah? - Yeah. 379 00:29:16,094 --> 00:29:18,063 I have nothing to say to you. 380 00:29:18,096 --> 00:29:19,997 I'm sorry. I just couldn't watch 381 00:29:20,031 --> 00:29:21,832 the shit get kicked out of you like that. 382 00:29:21,866 --> 00:29:24,401 Oh, yeah? So you just leave and hide in the bushes? Wow. 383 00:29:24,435 --> 00:29:27,605 Please. I lay one finger on one of these freaks 384 00:29:27,638 --> 00:29:29,373 and bang, lawsuit. 385 00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:31,509 You know how expensive these things can get. 386 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:33,878 Look, not everything's about your money. 387 00:29:33,911 --> 00:29:35,746 Josh, you are so wrong. 388 00:29:35,780 --> 00:29:38,916 Everything is about my money. 389 00:29:38,949 --> 00:29:40,518 Not for me. 390 00:29:40,551 --> 00:29:41,752 You hurt? 391 00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:43,654 Are you blind? 392 00:29:43,687 --> 00:29:45,489 I'm just trying to be a... 393 00:29:45,523 --> 00:29:46,857 To be a dad? Yeah, not happening. 394 00:29:46,891 --> 00:29:48,659 Why are you here anyway? 395 00:29:48,692 --> 00:29:50,728 I got your message. 396 00:29:50,761 --> 00:29:52,763 I wanted to see you perform. 397 00:29:52,797 --> 00:29:54,498 That's bullshit. 398 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,369 You like this place? 399 00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:00,371 Yeah, why? 400 00:30:00,404 --> 00:30:02,373 You want it? 401 00:30:02,406 --> 00:30:05,476 How'd you like to own it? 402 00:30:05,509 --> 00:30:06,877 Fuck you. 403 00:30:06,911 --> 00:30:08,579 You can't buy me off like everyone else. 404 00:30:08,612 --> 00:30:10,514 I've already started negotiations. 405 00:30:10,548 --> 00:30:12,516 That Wilkinson prick is dumber than he looks. 406 00:30:12,550 --> 00:30:14,752 And that squeeze of his? 407 00:30:14,785 --> 00:30:17,022 Mm-mm. Very tasty, Josh. 408 00:30:20,691 --> 00:30:23,094 - Nosy bitches. - Are we done? 409 00:30:23,128 --> 00:30:25,563 Go home, Michael. I don't need you. 410 00:30:27,132 --> 00:30:28,799 Get off me! 411 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:39,443 Paul, something's going on. 412 00:30:39,476 --> 00:30:40,845 You're high, baby. 413 00:30:40,878 --> 00:30:42,746 Okay, just forget about Priscilla. 414 00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:45,482 She's just jealous that my piece of ass 415 00:30:45,516 --> 00:30:47,551 is younger and hotter than her piece of ass. 416 00:30:47,585 --> 00:30:49,420 Are you selling the park? 417 00:30:49,453 --> 00:30:51,789 Hmm? No. Why? 418 00:30:51,822 --> 00:30:54,892 Oh, my God. You're lying to me. 419 00:30:54,925 --> 00:30:56,660 You're a bad fucking liar, Paul. 420 00:30:56,694 --> 00:30:59,763 No, no, no, I am a good liar, I swear. 421 00:30:59,797 --> 00:31:02,399 I mean, why would I sell the park? 422 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:06,004 I mean, maybe I could cash in if it burned down or something. 423 00:31:06,037 --> 00:31:09,406 You're fucking selling and cutting me out. 424 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,076 Fuck, is that it? 425 00:31:11,109 --> 00:31:12,977 That's what you were talking about in the van! 426 00:31:13,011 --> 00:31:14,979 Come on, cutting you out? 427 00:31:15,013 --> 00:31:16,914 You're not even in! 428 00:31:16,947 --> 00:31:20,085 Look, I just met you, okay? I'm not selling the park. 429 00:31:20,118 --> 00:31:22,519 - The park's all I got. - Just met? 430 00:31:22,553 --> 00:31:24,089 We've been seeing each other once a week 431 00:31:24,122 --> 00:31:26,091 for three fucking months, you asshole. 432 00:31:26,124 --> 00:31:27,992 Just... You know what? Come here and have a shot. 433 00:31:28,026 --> 00:31:30,694 You're just tripping way too hard. 434 00:31:33,231 --> 00:31:35,100 Fucking good! Get so drunk you vomit. 435 00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:37,434 I hope you choke on it. 436 00:31:37,468 --> 00:31:39,503 I'm sorry! Hey, let's just... 437 00:31:39,536 --> 00:31:41,538 Let's start a family. 438 00:31:53,751 --> 00:31:55,452 What the fuck? 439 00:31:57,855 --> 00:32:00,025 What the fuck. 440 00:32:01,259 --> 00:32:02,526 Yeah? 441 00:32:06,197 --> 00:32:07,431 Hey. 442 00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:09,600 Hey. 443 00:32:13,871 --> 00:32:16,840 You're Josh's friend, right? Chud? 444 00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:19,177 I'm that memorable, huh? 445 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:21,478 We went to school together. 446 00:32:22,746 --> 00:32:24,982 I blocked out most of my time there 447 00:32:25,016 --> 00:32:26,951 after what happened. 448 00:32:26,984 --> 00:32:30,621 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. 449 00:32:30,654 --> 00:32:32,157 Um... 450 00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:34,858 I'm happy you're still here. 451 00:32:34,892 --> 00:32:36,760 Where's Josh? 452 00:32:36,794 --> 00:32:38,796 Thought he was with you. 453 00:32:46,971 --> 00:32:49,840 - Fuck. - Thank God you're okay. 454 00:32:49,873 --> 00:32:51,209 What's going on? 455 00:32:51,242 --> 00:32:54,145 Nothing. I was looking everywhere for you. 456 00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:55,646 Yeah, me too. 457 00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:57,915 Scared he was about to hurt you. 458 00:32:57,948 --> 00:32:59,717 Fucking gonna kill this guy. 459 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:02,720 What happened with your dad? What the fuck is he doing here? 460 00:33:02,753 --> 00:33:06,490 He wants something, and I don't know what or why. 461 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,696 You guys are so fucked. 462 00:33:18,269 --> 00:33:19,903 Hey, guys, uh... 463 00:33:21,306 --> 00:33:23,507 Get your own room. 464 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:26,977 Come on, let's go for a walk. 465 00:34:25,236 --> 00:34:26,371 God! 466 00:34:26,404 --> 00:34:28,073 You scared me. 467 00:34:28,106 --> 00:34:30,341 Hey, what are you doing? 468 00:34:30,375 --> 00:34:33,344 This isn't funny. Stop it! 469 00:34:35,146 --> 00:34:36,680 You crazy?! 470 00:34:36,713 --> 00:34:38,916 Okay, okay! I'll do whatever you want. 471 00:34:38,949 --> 00:34:41,152 Anything you want! I'll give you whatever you want. 472 00:34:41,186 --> 00:34:42,953 What do you want? What do you want? 473 00:35:18,789 --> 00:35:19,823 Fuck. 474 00:35:34,872 --> 00:35:36,840 Hey, I don't know why you're not picking up, 475 00:35:36,874 --> 00:35:39,910 but I swear to God if you're fucking that piece... 476 00:35:47,152 --> 00:35:50,021 I'm sorry, babe. It's just that... 477 00:35:51,889 --> 00:35:55,093 I don't know why I get this way. 478 00:35:55,126 --> 00:35:57,195 I just wanna talk. 479 00:35:57,228 --> 00:36:00,031 Just please call me back. 480 00:36:00,064 --> 00:36:01,698 Just call... 481 00:36:01,732 --> 00:36:04,735 Just call me back, Kim. I just wanna talk. 482 00:36:06,471 --> 00:36:07,704 What the fuck? 483 00:36:07,738 --> 00:36:09,007 Rise and shine, sweetheart. 484 00:36:13,077 --> 00:36:14,179 Ssssss! 485 00:36:18,849 --> 00:36:20,884 What are you doing? 486 00:36:24,255 --> 00:36:26,124 Get the fuck out of my car. 487 00:36:26,157 --> 00:36:29,027 You know you're only hurting yourself, Tommy. 488 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:31,262 Oh, you're a psychiatrist now? 489 00:36:31,296 --> 00:36:33,964 She doesn't love you. Let her go. 490 00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:35,333 What do you know about anything? 491 00:36:35,366 --> 00:36:36,434 Forget her. 492 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:38,936 She's just a distraction. 493 00:36:41,439 --> 00:36:43,874 Everything was fine. 494 00:36:43,907 --> 00:36:46,010 I hate those fuckin' schoolboys. 495 00:36:46,044 --> 00:36:48,246 Yeah, well, they aren't the problem. 496 00:36:48,279 --> 00:36:50,415 Dude, you make no sense. 497 00:36:50,448 --> 00:36:51,516 Don't I? 498 00:36:52,950 --> 00:36:54,385 You're such a fuckin' creep. 499 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,422 I'm not the creep. 500 00:36:58,922 --> 00:37:01,758 Get the hell out of my car. 501 00:37:01,792 --> 00:37:03,528 Leave me alone. 502 00:37:03,561 --> 00:37:06,097 Well, you're already alone, Tommy. 503 00:37:07,432 --> 00:37:08,799 Have a good one. 504 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:38,129 Mom, it hurts. 505 00:37:39,597 --> 00:37:41,165 I paid for a full day, 506 00:37:41,199 --> 00:37:43,468 we're getting that full day. 507 00:37:44,535 --> 00:37:46,937 Mom, it's gonna get soaked. 508 00:37:49,307 --> 00:37:51,842 Here. Cover it up. 509 00:37:59,550 --> 00:38:01,252 Okay, now go for a ride. 510 00:38:01,286 --> 00:38:03,254 The more slides you come down, cheaper it is per run. 511 00:38:03,288 --> 00:38:04,422 Let's go. 512 00:38:30,548 --> 00:38:32,250 Mom, look. 513 00:38:53,504 --> 00:38:54,639 Priscilla! 514 00:38:54,672 --> 00:38:57,008 I don't wanna talk to you. 515 00:38:57,041 --> 00:38:59,010 Come on! 516 00:38:59,043 --> 00:39:01,379 Where'd you sleep anyway? I missed you. 517 00:39:01,412 --> 00:39:03,281 You missed me? 518 00:39:03,314 --> 00:39:05,283 Yeah, it's a little late for that, Paul! 519 00:39:05,316 --> 00:39:07,585 You have to care about somebody to miss them. 520 00:39:08,586 --> 00:39:10,121 I love you. 521 00:39:11,522 --> 00:39:14,991 We're done, asshole. I'm busy. 522 00:39:28,339 --> 00:39:30,241 Hey! 523 00:39:30,274 --> 00:39:32,410 Ready to get your ass kicked in Sea Snake? 524 00:39:32,443 --> 00:39:33,511 Need that money. 525 00:39:33,544 --> 00:39:35,446 You wish. Where's your crew? 526 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,616 You and the fuckin' Blades gonna get slaughtered. 527 00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:41,486 That's right, baby! 528 00:39:41,519 --> 00:39:43,421 Can I be attached to your sexy ass snake? 529 00:39:43,454 --> 00:39:45,289 Eww, no. You're just gonna weigh us down. 530 00:39:45,323 --> 00:39:46,591 More weight, more speed. 531 00:39:46,624 --> 00:39:48,626 Eww. Pass. 532 00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:51,562 Or... 533 00:39:51,596 --> 00:39:52,663 more speed? 534 00:39:52,697 --> 00:39:54,632 Fuck off. 535 00:39:54,665 --> 00:39:56,401 It's your loss. 536 00:39:56,434 --> 00:39:59,003 Anyways, you guys are dead in the fuckin' water. 537 00:40:08,346 --> 00:40:11,048 Still hate those guys. 538 00:40:11,082 --> 00:40:12,316 A lot. 539 00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:13,684 Same. 540 00:41:38,836 --> 00:41:40,805 Thanks for giving me a second chance. 541 00:41:40,838 --> 00:41:43,341 I was so messed up last night. 542 00:41:43,374 --> 00:41:44,642 Yeah, you were. 543 00:41:46,544 --> 00:41:49,080 Oh, I'm Slim, by the way. 544 00:41:49,113 --> 00:41:51,516 Yes. Yes, you are. 545 00:41:52,817 --> 00:41:55,152 Are you fucking kidding me? 546 00:41:55,186 --> 00:41:56,554 Getting an eyeful, asshole? 547 00:41:56,587 --> 00:41:59,790 Hey, kid! Fuckin' get out of here! 548 00:41:59,824 --> 00:42:01,559 I'm so sorry, dude. 549 00:42:01,592 --> 00:42:03,327 Don't speak to me. 550 00:42:03,361 --> 00:42:05,229 What are you doing? 551 00:42:05,263 --> 00:42:07,532 I'm doing whatever I want, Paul. 552 00:42:07,565 --> 00:42:09,567 Why don't you go cry to your little student? 553 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:10,835 I don't think I like you anymore. 554 00:42:10,868 --> 00:42:13,538 Really? So why are you spying on me? 555 00:42:13,571 --> 00:42:15,406 Spying? You think I'm spying? 556 00:42:15,439 --> 00:42:17,174 I can't find Brad or Cindy anywhere. 557 00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:18,476 They're missing. 558 00:42:18,509 --> 00:42:21,078 I need my staff now. 559 00:42:21,112 --> 00:42:22,813 God, you're messed up. 560 00:42:22,847 --> 00:42:24,615 They're smart, Paul. 561 00:42:24,649 --> 00:42:26,117 And they probably hightailed it out of here 562 00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:27,151 to get away from you. 563 00:42:27,184 --> 00:42:28,486 And I'm next. 564 00:42:28,519 --> 00:42:30,621 Thanks for nothing. 565 00:42:30,655 --> 00:42:32,723 What were you doing with that business guy anyway? 566 00:42:32,757 --> 00:42:35,526 What business is that of yours? 567 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:36,794 He got in touch with me. 568 00:42:36,827 --> 00:42:38,496 Good for you. 569 00:42:38,529 --> 00:42:39,797 Okay, you know what? 570 00:42:39,830 --> 00:42:41,299 Just finish with your little boy-toy, 571 00:42:41,332 --> 00:42:42,767 put your pants back on, 572 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,468 and please get back to the slides. 573 00:42:44,502 --> 00:42:46,837 You still work here. 574 00:42:46,871 --> 00:42:48,773 - Loser! - Cunt! 575 00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:08,225 Hey, winner, want some coke? 576 00:43:12,797 --> 00:43:14,298 This is soap, man. 577 00:43:14,332 --> 00:43:16,567 Fifty bucks. Only two left. 578 00:43:16,601 --> 00:43:18,703 Don't want it? Fuck you. 579 00:43:19,704 --> 00:43:20,771 There you are, babe. 580 00:43:20,805 --> 00:43:22,740 - A little bump? - Whatever. 581 00:43:23,908 --> 00:43:25,543 Three, two, one. 582 00:43:32,316 --> 00:43:33,818 - Thanks. - That's the spirit. 583 00:43:33,851 --> 00:43:36,721 So I'll see you later for round two? 584 00:43:36,754 --> 00:43:38,255 All right. 585 00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:52,403 Okay, bitches, where's my fuckin' team? 586 00:43:54,305 --> 00:43:55,673 Okay! 587 00:43:55,706 --> 00:43:58,509 Valley Hills High, how we doing this morning? 588 00:43:58,542 --> 00:43:59,877 We good? 589 00:43:59,910 --> 00:44:01,946 Give me some noise! All right. 590 00:44:01,979 --> 00:44:04,915 You guys ready for the Sea Snake? 591 00:44:04,949 --> 00:44:06,183 You guys ready for the Sea Snake? 592 00:44:06,217 --> 00:44:08,452 - Yeah! - All right, good, good. 593 00:44:08,486 --> 00:44:11,355 We gotta get you signed up, so come on down. 594 00:44:13,624 --> 00:44:15,826 Hey, fucktard! 595 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:18,262 We've been practicing our moves. 596 00:44:18,295 --> 00:44:19,830 You wanna see what you've been missing? 597 00:44:19,864 --> 00:44:21,766 Yeah, show us what you can do. 598 00:44:30,941 --> 00:44:32,877 Is that all you can do? You look like a worm. 599 00:44:34,812 --> 00:44:37,515 What are you dicks laughing at? Think you can do better? 600 00:44:37,548 --> 00:44:38,916 Yeah, we can. 601 00:44:45,489 --> 00:44:47,825 Yeah, okay, guys, that's good. 602 00:44:47,858 --> 00:44:50,695 But just, please, keep it for the slides, okay? 603 00:44:50,728 --> 00:44:52,930 Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy? 604 00:44:52,963 --> 00:44:56,267 Anyone? Has anyone seen Brad and Cindy? 605 00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:58,903 No one has seen your fuckin' lifeguards, dude. Get over it. 606 00:45:00,371 --> 00:45:01,872 Burt Cocaine is here. 607 00:45:01,906 --> 00:45:03,441 That's quite the shiner, kid. 608 00:45:05,309 --> 00:45:07,012 If I see your bass player here again, 609 00:45:07,045 --> 00:45:08,345 I'm gonna chop his fuckin' head off. 610 00:45:08,379 --> 00:45:09,880 You're sure about that? 611 00:45:11,716 --> 00:45:14,752 Are we ready for Team Blades? You're in the next heat. 612 00:45:14,785 --> 00:45:16,921 Let's get this show on the road, guys. 613 00:45:29,467 --> 00:45:32,737 Hey, Kim, you wanna join our team? 614 00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:35,506 I can't. I'm working. 615 00:45:35,539 --> 00:45:37,541 Actually, maybe I should. 616 00:45:37,575 --> 00:45:38,776 I'm all alone. 617 00:45:38,809 --> 00:45:41,245 Do you wanna be on my team? 618 00:45:43,681 --> 00:45:45,816 Josh, finally! 619 00:45:45,850 --> 00:45:47,585 Have you seen Slim? 620 00:45:47,618 --> 00:45:51,555 No, but we can't miss you, dude. What you up to exactly? 621 00:45:51,589 --> 00:45:54,059 Put these on, and the 500 bucks is ours. 622 00:45:54,092 --> 00:45:56,660 What? Do you want me to get beat up again? 623 00:45:56,694 --> 00:45:58,462 What's wrong with you? Fuck this. 624 00:45:58,496 --> 00:45:59,797 Come on. 625 00:45:59,830 --> 00:46:03,300 These are Olympic-grade. Fast as fuck. 626 00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:07,304 All registered teams 627 00:46:07,338 --> 00:46:10,708 should go to top of the slide right now. 628 00:46:10,741 --> 00:46:14,345 What are you doing here? I said you were fired. 629 00:46:14,378 --> 00:46:15,780 I'm not here as your employee, bitch. 630 00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:24,855 I'm here as you customer, and I wanna race now. 631 00:46:24,889 --> 00:46:26,557 I need to be here. 632 00:46:26,590 --> 00:46:28,359 Okay, this is for the graduates. 633 00:46:28,392 --> 00:46:30,327 Show me the fuckin' rule book. 634 00:46:30,361 --> 00:46:31,862 If you don't leave, I'm gonna call the cops. 635 00:46:31,896 --> 00:46:33,864 Okay, hold on a second. No one's calling the cops. 636 00:46:33,898 --> 00:46:34,965 Okay, just be cool. 637 00:46:34,999 --> 00:46:36,901 You're dead. 638 00:46:36,934 --> 00:46:38,536 No, you're dead. 639 00:46:45,776 --> 00:46:47,711 Nobody wants you here. 640 00:46:50,948 --> 00:46:52,850 You get out of my park. 641 00:47:00,858 --> 00:47:03,828 Hey, Ms. Wilkinson, where's Slim? 642 00:47:03,861 --> 00:47:06,831 It's Priscilla! 643 00:47:06,864 --> 00:47:09,900 And... I haven't seen him in a while, 644 00:47:09,934 --> 00:47:12,636 but please tell him I had a great time. 645 00:47:12,670 --> 00:47:15,106 Really? 646 00:47:15,140 --> 00:47:16,874 No way! 647 00:47:16,907 --> 00:47:18,843 That's awesome. 648 00:47:20,778 --> 00:47:22,613 Come on, Priss. 649 00:47:22,646 --> 00:47:25,083 Priss, we gotta go up now. 650 00:47:25,116 --> 00:47:27,785 You really thought this through, Paul. 651 00:47:27,818 --> 00:47:29,820 You and me together up there? 652 00:47:29,854 --> 00:47:31,689 Great. 653 00:47:31,722 --> 00:47:33,490 Kim, hold the fort. 654 00:47:40,598 --> 00:47:42,833 Fuck the fort. We need you. 655 00:47:42,867 --> 00:47:45,402 Let's do this. 656 00:47:45,436 --> 00:47:47,404 No, I don't think that's a good idea. 657 00:47:47,438 --> 00:47:49,773 No, he's right. Let's go fuck 'em up. 658 00:47:49,807 --> 00:47:52,776 Come on, let's go. 659 00:47:52,810 --> 00:47:55,046 Yeah, let's go fuck 'em up! 660 00:48:20,171 --> 00:48:21,538 Jesus. 661 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,655 Forgot how high it is up here. 662 00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:40,524 I have no intention of making small talk. 663 00:48:40,557 --> 00:48:42,493 Stop the race! 664 00:48:42,526 --> 00:48:44,595 We got this, man. We got this for sure. 665 00:48:45,930 --> 00:48:47,165 Let me through. 666 00:48:47,198 --> 00:48:49,067 Gotta stop the race. Stop the race! 667 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:50,701 Hey, we told you to get out of here, asshole. 668 00:48:50,734 --> 00:48:52,203 Don't worry, babe, I got you. 669 00:48:52,237 --> 00:48:53,570 Stop the race! Let me through. 670 00:48:53,604 --> 00:48:54,805 Thanks, man. 671 00:48:54,838 --> 00:48:56,607 You've had enough for one weekend. 672 00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,043 He's fuckin' crazy. 673 00:48:58,076 --> 00:49:01,079 - Are you high? - Oh, yes. 674 00:49:01,112 --> 00:49:04,515 - Don't go up. Just don't go up. - Shut up! 675 00:49:14,825 --> 00:49:16,760 All right, ladies and gentle-germ! 676 00:49:16,794 --> 00:49:20,231 Since Brad and Cindy are nowhere to be found, 677 00:49:20,265 --> 00:49:21,966 my wife Priscilla and I 678 00:49:21,999 --> 00:49:24,102 have decided to put aside our differences 679 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:27,838 to emcee and lifeguard your favorite event. 680 00:49:27,871 --> 00:49:29,840 We don't care. 681 00:49:30,941 --> 00:49:33,244 Let me remind you of the rules. 682 00:49:33,278 --> 00:49:35,646 On three identical slides, 683 00:49:35,679 --> 00:49:39,616 teams of three members race against the clock. 684 00:49:39,650 --> 00:49:41,785 Fastest team wins $500. 685 00:49:41,819 --> 00:49:45,256 But remember, this is the Sea Snake race, 686 00:49:45,290 --> 00:49:48,926 which means you have to hold on to your teammates. 687 00:49:48,959 --> 00:49:52,763 Keep your arms and legs inside the slides at all time. 688 00:49:52,796 --> 00:49:54,932 Anyone seen trying to pull themselves 689 00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:57,235 to the edge of the slide will be disqualified. 690 00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,907 And our charming Conrad has agreed 691 00:50:03,941 --> 00:50:06,177 to come out of lifeguard retirement 692 00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:09,280 and will keep track of the teams below. 693 00:50:09,314 --> 00:50:11,648 Are we ready to do this, guys? 694 00:50:11,682 --> 00:50:13,218 All right! 695 00:50:13,251 --> 00:50:14,918 It is my pleasure to announce 696 00:50:14,952 --> 00:50:17,921 that the 15th annual Sea Snake competition 697 00:50:17,955 --> 00:50:19,324 is now open! 698 00:50:21,092 --> 00:50:23,061 Whoo! 699 00:50:24,095 --> 00:50:26,630 Good luck, snake racers! 700 00:50:26,663 --> 00:50:28,632 Wet Valley rocks! 701 00:50:28,665 --> 00:50:30,068 Yeah! 702 00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:44,648 All right, girls, let's go down this slide. 703 00:50:47,152 --> 00:50:49,287 You know what? Let's go down this one. 704 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:51,189 It looks faster. 705 00:50:51,222 --> 00:50:53,657 Actually, I think that one's shorter, Alice. 706 00:50:53,690 --> 00:50:56,560 Okay. You guys can go there. 707 00:51:01,832 --> 00:51:04,035 Hey, slow down, girl, okay? Who's the boss here? 708 00:51:04,069 --> 00:51:06,637 Shut up, Paul. We could've had two races by now. 709 00:51:06,670 --> 00:51:07,671 Come on, girls. 710 00:51:09,973 --> 00:51:12,609 All right, Blades, line up here. 711 00:51:12,643 --> 00:51:15,246 Hey, where's your bass player? 712 00:51:17,048 --> 00:51:18,349 I don't know. 713 00:51:19,917 --> 00:51:21,819 All right, emos, goths, 714 00:51:21,852 --> 00:51:23,154 or whatever the fuck they call you, 715 00:51:23,188 --> 00:51:24,955 before you kill yourselves, 716 00:51:24,988 --> 00:51:28,159 please can you just line up over there? 717 00:51:31,829 --> 00:51:34,765 Kim, you're not supposed to up here. 718 00:51:34,798 --> 00:51:36,800 I'll go back to the table as soon as I'm down there. 719 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:38,369 I just wanna help out the team. 720 00:51:41,439 --> 00:51:43,041 Whoo! 721 00:51:45,443 --> 00:51:47,878 Okay, Conrad, we're finally ready up here. 722 00:51:47,911 --> 00:51:49,380 Are you ready down there? 723 00:51:49,414 --> 00:51:51,682 All good, senorita. 724 00:51:52,983 --> 00:51:54,285 Good luck, everybody! 725 00:51:54,319 --> 00:51:57,021 All right, let's do this! 726 00:51:57,055 --> 00:51:59,224 Three, two, one! 727 00:51:59,257 --> 00:52:01,025 Stop the race! Stop the race! 728 00:52:01,059 --> 00:52:02,659 There's a hole in the slides. Look what I found. 729 00:52:02,693 --> 00:52:04,162 - Look at this. - Tommy, what are you doing? 730 00:52:04,195 --> 00:52:05,296 Get back to your team. 731 00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,431 I don't want a team! 732 00:52:06,464 --> 00:52:07,664 Look, don't go down. 733 00:52:07,698 --> 00:52:09,833 The slides are gonna collapse. 734 00:52:09,867 --> 00:52:11,202 Yeah, it looks real dangerous. 735 00:52:11,236 --> 00:52:13,770 Guys, let's get into positions, please! 736 00:52:13,804 --> 00:52:14,838 Kimberly, please don't go down. 737 00:52:14,872 --> 00:52:16,141 Stop trying to control me. 738 00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:17,875 Dude, get the fuck away from us. 739 00:52:17,908 --> 00:52:20,345 Paul, you need to listen to me. People are gonna die. 740 00:52:20,378 --> 00:52:21,912 Okay, ease up on the terror talk. 741 00:52:21,945 --> 00:52:23,181 You sound like Conrad, man. 742 00:52:23,214 --> 00:52:25,383 Something fucked up is going down. 743 00:52:25,416 --> 00:52:26,750 Get off the platform! 744 00:52:26,783 --> 00:52:28,086 Look, don't you realize? 745 00:52:28,119 --> 00:52:30,787 It's 35 years this weekend. 746 00:52:30,821 --> 00:52:32,723 - 35 years since what? - The murders. 747 00:52:32,756 --> 00:52:34,758 Fuck that! We just wanna slide. 748 00:52:42,833 --> 00:52:44,068 Come on. 749 00:52:50,941 --> 00:52:51,909 Don't go! 750 00:53:16,201 --> 00:53:17,801 Okay, you guys are next. 751 00:53:17,834 --> 00:53:19,970 Don't listen to the psycho. 752 00:53:20,004 --> 00:53:22,407 You're gonna be sorry, I promise you! 753 00:53:34,252 --> 00:53:36,054 Jeez! 754 00:53:37,255 --> 00:53:39,090 I wanna be on your team. 755 00:53:39,123 --> 00:53:41,159 What's up, girl? What's your name? 756 00:53:41,192 --> 00:53:43,261 Get off the platform! Don't go down! 757 00:53:43,294 --> 00:53:44,529 Hey, fuck you, dude. 758 00:53:44,562 --> 00:53:46,897 Fuck! Ah, fuck! 759 00:53:48,799 --> 00:53:50,001 Fuck! 760 00:53:54,405 --> 00:53:55,506 Whoo! 761 00:54:02,846 --> 00:54:04,881 Conrad, we all good down there? 762 00:54:05,882 --> 00:54:07,485 Houston, we have no problem 763 00:54:07,518 --> 00:54:09,220 because I'm in charge. 764 00:54:09,254 --> 00:54:11,322 I'm Conrad. 765 00:54:11,356 --> 00:54:13,091 Conrad's in charge. 766 00:54:13,124 --> 00:54:15,526 Large and in charge. 767 00:54:16,594 --> 00:54:18,296 Tell me when. 768 00:54:18,329 --> 00:54:20,331 We've got three more teams ready to come down. 769 00:56:11,008 --> 00:56:13,444 Conrad, can we send the next one's down? 770 00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:17,382 Conrad? 771 00:56:22,687 --> 00:56:25,089 Conrad, come in. 772 00:56:25,123 --> 00:56:27,158 Conrad, can we send the next ones in? 773 00:56:42,073 --> 00:56:43,274 Oh, shit. 774 00:56:45,143 --> 00:56:46,611 No, no. 775 00:56:49,747 --> 00:56:51,115 Shit! 776 00:56:54,652 --> 00:56:55,653 Shit! 777 00:56:58,389 --> 00:57:00,258 Conrad? 778 00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,517 Hello? Hello? 779 00:57:26,551 --> 00:57:29,986 Hi. I'm calling from Wet Valley. It's happening again. 780 00:57:32,123 --> 00:57:34,158 Oh, my God! 781 00:57:34,192 --> 00:57:36,294 There's blood everywhere! 782 00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,329 You need to come now! 783 00:57:57,582 --> 00:57:59,983 Wha... What the fuck? 784 00:58:08,693 --> 00:58:12,396 Paul, stop everything! Pull the plug! 785 00:58:19,837 --> 00:58:21,272 Oh, no. 786 00:58:21,305 --> 00:58:23,441 No, no. This is... This is too high. 787 00:58:23,474 --> 00:58:26,177 I'm... I'm not going. 788 00:58:26,210 --> 00:58:28,279 Why don't we complete the teams, Paul? 789 00:58:28,312 --> 00:58:30,748 You against me. 790 00:58:30,781 --> 00:58:34,218 Uh, no, no. I think we should stay here. 791 00:58:34,252 --> 00:58:38,055 We'll go down and come back up. Come on, let's do it. 792 00:58:39,590 --> 00:58:42,093 They're ready, Paul. Let's go, come on. 793 00:58:42,126 --> 00:58:44,061 Okay, fine, if that's what you want. 794 00:58:44,095 --> 00:58:46,664 Let's fucking do this! 795 00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:56,107 Hi, mamacita. Name is Big Phil. 796 00:58:56,140 --> 00:58:58,309 Oh, my, you are big. 797 00:58:58,342 --> 00:58:59,510 Okay, ready, boys? 798 00:58:59,544 --> 00:59:01,212 500 bucks. 799 00:59:02,813 --> 00:59:06,250 Enjoy the ride with your little sluts, Paul. 800 00:59:07,485 --> 00:59:10,321 - Whoo! - Come on! 801 00:59:10,354 --> 00:59:12,156 Whoo hoo hoo! 802 00:59:12,189 --> 00:59:13,324 Whoo! 803 00:59:34,178 --> 00:59:35,646 Hey! 804 00:59:39,483 --> 00:59:41,819 Don't let go! Don't let go! 805 00:59:41,852 --> 00:59:43,387 What the fuck's going on? 806 00:59:43,421 --> 00:59:45,756 I'm gonna try to pull you up, okay? 807 00:59:45,790 --> 00:59:47,858 There's bodies everywhere. 808 00:59:47,892 --> 00:59:49,493 There's something wrong in the tunnel. 809 01:00:21,359 --> 01:00:23,327 Hey, kid! 810 01:00:23,361 --> 01:00:25,429 Hey, drummer boy! 811 01:00:25,463 --> 01:00:27,665 Turn off the water! 812 01:00:27,698 --> 01:00:30,301 Chuck, turn it off! 813 01:00:31,669 --> 01:00:33,537 It's Chad! 814 01:00:35,573 --> 01:00:38,709 Kim, over there! Shut the water off! 815 01:01:12,510 --> 01:01:15,312 I can't make it up again! Just get me out of here! 816 01:01:15,346 --> 01:01:16,914 Try to pull yourself over the slide. 817 01:01:16,947 --> 01:01:18,916 Yeah, and fall to my death! 818 01:01:18,949 --> 01:01:20,551 - Just jump! - I can't! 819 01:01:20,584 --> 01:01:23,354 Yes, you can! I got you! 820 01:01:23,387 --> 01:01:25,289 I got you. 821 01:01:25,322 --> 01:01:28,459 Tell your dad to go fuck himself! 822 01:01:28,492 --> 01:01:29,994 I'm sorry, kid. 823 01:01:31,262 --> 01:01:32,229 No! 824 01:01:41,605 --> 01:01:43,474 Help! 825 01:01:56,954 --> 01:01:58,355 Hey! 826 01:01:59,957 --> 01:02:01,292 Stop it! 827 01:02:02,326 --> 01:02:03,427 Hey! 828 01:02:03,461 --> 01:02:05,362 No! Don't go down the slides! 829 01:02:05,396 --> 01:02:06,697 No! Get off! 830 01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:10,267 Why? We waited 20 minutes, man. Fuck this. 831 01:02:10,301 --> 01:02:12,703 No, no, it's a bloodbath down there! Don't go! 832 01:02:12,737 --> 01:02:15,706 Dude, you got issues, man. You need help. 833 01:02:15,740 --> 01:02:17,274 No! No! 834 01:02:17,308 --> 01:02:19,610 - Whoo! - No! 835 01:02:19,643 --> 01:02:22,513 Oh, my God! 836 01:02:28,352 --> 01:02:29,420 Stop! 837 01:02:32,356 --> 01:02:35,392 You can't go down! Too dangerous! 838 01:02:35,426 --> 01:02:36,494 Stop! 839 01:02:37,995 --> 01:02:39,797 Hey! 840 01:02:39,830 --> 01:02:41,665 Hey! What are you... 841 01:03:05,023 --> 01:03:06,091 History repeats itself 842 01:03:06,124 --> 01:03:07,992 at Wet Valley Amusement Park 843 01:03:08,026 --> 01:03:10,661 as nine are confirmed dead in an apparent murder-suicide. 844 01:03:10,694 --> 01:03:12,897 "Why?" is the question on everyone's mind 845 01:03:12,930 --> 01:03:15,499 as authorities unveil chilling details 846 01:03:15,533 --> 01:03:18,402 on the tragedy that took the lives of several graduates 847 01:03:18,435 --> 01:03:20,071 of Valley Hills High School. 848 01:03:20,105 --> 01:03:22,339 More to come on real estate mogul Michael Randall's 849 01:03:22,373 --> 01:03:25,309 tragic mental breakdown at Wet Valley Water Park. 850 01:03:32,917 --> 01:03:35,986 Joshua, you have to understand 851 01:03:36,021 --> 01:03:40,125 your father left you his entire estate. 852 01:03:40,158 --> 01:03:43,360 Oh, my God. 853 01:03:43,394 --> 01:03:46,630 Before the trust is transferred, you have to authorize 854 01:03:46,664 --> 01:03:49,366 the last real estate transaction that was left... 855 01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,736 well, that was left incomplete. 856 01:03:52,770 --> 01:03:54,105 Your father's... 857 01:03:54,139 --> 01:03:56,107 well, your company... 858 01:03:56,141 --> 01:03:57,875 is building a shopping complex 859 01:03:57,908 --> 01:04:00,778 right over the Wet Valley Water Park. 860 01:04:11,422 --> 01:04:13,457 It is a sizable amount. 861 01:04:37,581 --> 01:04:39,084 I'm so sorry. 862 01:04:45,223 --> 01:04:47,858 This is not your fault. 863 01:04:47,892 --> 01:04:50,095 Okay? Don't ever forget that. 864 01:05:05,043 --> 01:05:06,610 Go! 865 01:05:13,251 --> 01:05:16,654 Everything is about my money. 866 01:05:33,771 --> 01:05:35,006 Dad! 867 01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:36,674 Please! 868 01:05:36,707 --> 01:05:39,077 Help my dad! 869 01:05:39,110 --> 01:05:41,246 Please! 870 01:05:41,279 --> 01:05:43,214 Dad! 871 01:05:53,624 --> 01:05:55,093 Dad! 872 01:06:00,664 --> 01:06:02,067 Dad! 873 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:03,600 Please! 874 01:06:03,634 --> 01:06:06,071 Help my dad! 875 01:06:06,104 --> 01:06:07,238 Please! 876 01:06:10,808 --> 01:06:12,277 You crazy? 877 01:06:12,310 --> 01:06:14,112 Okay, okay! I'll do whatever you want! 878 01:06:14,145 --> 01:06:15,713 Anything you want! 879 01:06:15,746 --> 01:06:17,115 I'll give you whatever you want! 880 01:06:17,148 --> 01:06:19,284 What do you want? What do you want? 881 01:06:56,634 --> 01:07:01,634 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org