1 00:00:00,315 --> 00:00:02,255 Previously on "You"... 2 00:00:02,256 --> 00:00:03,585 Your old phone, which I have, 3 00:00:03,625 --> 00:00:05,425 is still logged into the cloud, 4 00:00:05,455 --> 00:00:08,455 and that means I'm still logged into to you. 5 00:00:08,495 --> 00:00:09,965 - I'm a poet. - Get off the stage. 6 00:00:09,995 --> 00:00:11,395 Laugh it up. 7 00:00:11,435 --> 00:00:12,995 Did you move here to be something? 8 00:00:13,035 --> 00:00:14,395 I did, but it's not working out. 9 00:00:14,435 --> 00:00:16,235 Do you think I'm unremarkable? 10 00:00:16,265 --> 00:00:18,005 Unremarkable people don't worry 11 00:00:18,035 --> 00:00:19,605 about being unremarkable. 12 00:00:19,635 --> 00:00:22,305 - So good to see you, hon. - You too, Dad. 13 00:00:22,345 --> 00:00:23,975 The addict part was true I see, but he never died. 14 00:00:24,005 --> 00:00:25,645 He's here. He's alive. 15 00:00:25,675 --> 00:00:27,415 Could be helpful to write about him. 16 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:30,345 Benji was the worst kind of poison. 17 00:00:30,385 --> 00:00:32,115 The peanut allergy was real. 18 00:00:32,155 --> 00:00:34,585 Guess Benji is gonna die an honest man. 19 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:35,985 Claudia and Ron. 20 00:00:36,025 --> 00:00:37,755 I gotta come home to you bitching at... 21 00:00:37,785 --> 00:00:39,655 - It's not okay to yell. - Grown-ups do it all the time. 22 00:00:39,695 --> 00:00:41,525 Grown-ups are assholes. 23 00:00:41,565 --> 00:00:43,495 I told this guy, "Stay away from my girlfriend's kid." 24 00:00:43,525 --> 00:00:44,865 - He seems a little neglected. - That's it, I... 25 00:00:44,895 --> 00:00:46,465 All right, all right, all right. 26 00:00:46,495 --> 00:00:49,635 This is a lovely collection. 27 00:00:49,665 --> 00:00:51,635 - That's funny. - There's a book missing. 28 00:00:51,675 --> 00:00:53,705 Joe was looking at it. 29 00:00:53,735 --> 00:00:55,605 I, of course, never had any intention of keeping the book. 30 00:00:55,645 --> 00:00:57,645 If Peach still has a problem, 31 00:00:57,675 --> 00:00:59,275 I won't let her get in the way of us, Beck. 32 00:00:59,315 --> 00:01:02,215 I won't. 33 00:01:02,245 --> 00:01:05,285 [upbeat oldies music] 34 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,715 ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:06,755 --> 00:01:08,155 ♪ There she goes ♪ 36 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:09,655 Good morning. 37 00:01:09,685 --> 00:01:11,525 This is my favorite time of day, 38 00:01:11,555 --> 00:01:13,855 when it's just the two of us. 39 00:01:13,895 --> 00:01:16,325 [mumbles] 40 00:01:16,365 --> 00:01:19,665 ♪ My lover passing by ♪ 41 00:01:19,695 --> 00:01:21,635 Were you watching me sleep? 42 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:26,165 ♪ For she is my baby ♪ 43 00:01:26,205 --> 00:01:28,705 ♪ She is my baby ♪ 44 00:01:28,745 --> 00:01:30,345 Creeper. 45 00:01:30,375 --> 00:01:34,545 ♪ There she goes ♪ 46 00:01:34,575 --> 00:01:35,975 I love our little routine. 47 00:01:36,015 --> 00:01:38,045 Always the same but never stale. 48 00:01:38,085 --> 00:01:39,485 - Sex... - [moans] 49 00:01:39,515 --> 00:01:41,985 - Showers, more sex. - [moans] 50 00:01:42,025 --> 00:01:45,525 Breakfast, avocado salted, bacon crispy, every day. 51 00:01:45,555 --> 00:01:47,325 ♪ I love her so ♪ 52 00:01:47,355 --> 00:01:49,325 Your father was never consistent, 53 00:01:49,365 --> 00:01:52,195 and you're still healing from that, with my help. 54 00:01:52,235 --> 00:01:53,695 Mmm. 55 00:01:53,735 --> 00:01:55,595 Uh, do you mind if I keep working? 56 00:01:55,635 --> 00:01:57,335 - I just have tons... - Eat, work. 57 00:01:57,365 --> 00:01:59,165 I'll fold the laundry. 58 00:01:59,205 --> 00:02:01,435 That's right, Beck, I even do your damn laundry. 59 00:02:01,475 --> 00:02:02,835 I protect your time. 60 00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:04,245 I let you focus on your work. 61 00:02:04,275 --> 00:02:05,875 And guess what. 62 00:02:05,915 --> 00:02:07,245 Now that I've made our mornings sacred, 63 00:02:07,275 --> 00:02:08,875 you're actually writing. 64 00:02:08,915 --> 00:02:10,685 Free of distraction. 65 00:02:10,715 --> 00:02:12,685 [loud clatter] Mostly. 66 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,515 Hear your bitching every night! 67 00:02:14,555 --> 00:02:16,615 Ron and Claudia again? 68 00:02:16,655 --> 00:02:19,585 If the goddamn dishes ever got done, 69 00:02:19,625 --> 00:02:21,625 I wouldn't be stuck doing goddamn... 70 00:02:21,665 --> 00:02:23,625 [loud clatter] You watch it! 71 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,365 Can't you say something? 72 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,235 I don't like to mess with other people's lives. 73 00:02:27,265 --> 00:02:28,965 Maybe you should? 74 00:02:29,005 --> 00:02:31,105 Anyway, I gotta get to class. 75 00:02:33,605 --> 00:02:36,105 The worst thing about our mornings? 76 00:02:36,145 --> 00:02:38,905 They always end. 77 00:02:38,945 --> 00:02:40,915 I pass the time by counting down 78 00:02:40,945 --> 00:02:42,775 to the next moment I see you. 79 00:02:42,815 --> 00:02:45,415 You're teaching me to be more patient, 80 00:02:45,455 --> 00:02:48,555 and god knows I need the help when it comes to your friends. 81 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:51,155 For some reason we share our nights with your friends, 82 00:02:51,185 --> 00:02:54,325 and appointment viewing like "The Bachelor." 83 00:02:54,355 --> 00:02:57,825 How can self-respecting women tolerate this crap? 84 00:02:57,865 --> 00:03:00,135 Sometimes, I swear, I'm the only real feminist you know. 85 00:03:00,165 --> 00:03:02,995 It's either a full Brazilian, or like full bush, 86 00:03:03,035 --> 00:03:04,735 and it's like, 87 00:03:04,775 --> 00:03:06,905 "Listen, my snooch is the third bowl of porridge. 88 00:03:06,935 --> 00:03:09,505 I mean, meet me halfway lady." It's like insane. 89 00:03:09,545 --> 00:03:11,275 That's hilarious. 90 00:03:11,305 --> 00:03:13,745 These girls are even more tedious in person. 91 00:03:13,775 --> 00:03:17,985 Lynn is a dark cavern where conversations go to die. 92 00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:20,515 - That's hilarious. - What personality she has 93 00:03:20,555 --> 00:03:23,015 is only activated by low-calorie girly cocktails, 94 00:03:23,055 --> 00:03:25,655 which is doubtless why she drinks so much. 95 00:03:25,695 --> 00:03:28,455 Annika's decided I'm so amazing... which, true... 96 00:03:28,495 --> 00:03:30,265 But joining Team Joe is just the latest move 97 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:32,265 in her cold war with queen bitch herself, 98 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,335 Peach goddamn Salinger. 99 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:36,535 Oh, hope you didn't start the fun without me. 100 00:03:36,565 --> 00:03:38,305 Oh, we did. 101 00:03:38,335 --> 00:03:40,135 Annika, thank God for that chest of yours, 102 00:03:40,175 --> 00:03:41,935 otherwise you'd be spilling guac all over 103 00:03:41,975 --> 00:03:44,005 that Himalayan blanket I got Beck. 104 00:03:44,045 --> 00:03:46,975 So goes the endless merry-go-round of food issues. 105 00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:48,515 Peach snipes at Annika's body. 106 00:03:48,545 --> 00:03:50,685 Annika rubs her assets in Peach's face, 107 00:03:50,715 --> 00:03:54,315 which as defense mechanisms go beats the hell out of crying. 108 00:03:54,355 --> 00:03:57,455 I can get you some paper towels. 109 00:03:57,485 --> 00:03:59,855 - Wait up, I need a refill. - No, no. 110 00:03:59,895 --> 00:04:01,525 I got it, I'll take care of you. 111 00:04:01,565 --> 00:04:03,525 No, no, it's all right, I could use the company. 112 00:04:06,195 --> 00:04:10,065 Oh, this is so much more fun than girl's night classic. 113 00:04:10,105 --> 00:04:12,065 You know, when it was just us girls? 114 00:04:12,105 --> 00:04:13,875 Peach has it out for me. 115 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:15,675 Probably shouldn't have stolen her copy of "Oz," 116 00:04:15,705 --> 00:04:17,675 or maybe I shouldn't have returned it. 117 00:04:17,705 --> 00:04:19,675 But all that's behind me, Beck. 118 00:04:19,715 --> 00:04:21,475 If I just keep being the perfect boyfriend, 119 00:04:21,515 --> 00:04:23,485 you'll realize that life is so much healthier 120 00:04:23,515 --> 00:04:25,215 away from this toxicity. 121 00:04:25,255 --> 00:04:29,415 Joseph, I was thinking about thinning out my library, 122 00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:30,825 and I thought I'd ask the expert. 123 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,495 What's a book like this worth? 124 00:04:33,525 --> 00:04:35,325 She's still trying to build a case that I'd be willing 125 00:04:35,365 --> 00:04:36,925 to swipe the damn thing. 126 00:04:36,965 --> 00:04:40,065 Well, it's printed by Riley in Britain. 127 00:04:40,095 --> 00:04:42,165 An original, a rarity. 128 00:04:42,205 --> 00:04:44,005 Mm. 129 00:04:44,035 --> 00:04:46,905 Guess I better act quick, before some desperate person 130 00:04:46,935 --> 00:04:48,775 tries to steal my little beauty away. 131 00:04:48,805 --> 00:04:51,045 The real tragedy would be not appreciating what you have. 132 00:04:51,075 --> 00:04:53,775 If I were you, I'd hold on to her forever. 133 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,715 But what do I know? I'm just a book store clerk. 134 00:04:56,745 --> 00:05:00,415 [intense music] 135 00:05:00,455 --> 00:05:02,885 I'm trying, Beck. I am. 136 00:05:02,925 --> 00:05:05,725 But your friends bring out the worst in me. 137 00:05:05,755 --> 00:05:06,855 - Scoot, scoot. - Okay. 138 00:05:06,895 --> 00:05:08,055 [laughter] 139 00:05:09,035 --> 00:05:14,465 Synced & corrected by MaxPayne == https://subscene.com == 140 00:05:14,765 --> 00:05:18,065 And then Rastish taught me this. 141 00:05:18,105 --> 00:05:19,905 [strums chord] 142 00:05:19,935 --> 00:05:22,205 D minor. Goose bumps, babe. 143 00:05:22,245 --> 00:05:23,645 [bell jingles] 144 00:05:23,675 --> 00:05:25,875 Hi Joe! 145 00:05:25,915 --> 00:05:29,745 This place is... 146 00:05:29,785 --> 00:05:30,885 musty. 147 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,585 Hi! [laughs] Hi! 148 00:05:33,615 --> 00:05:35,715 Annika, what brings you to Mooney's? 149 00:05:35,755 --> 00:05:37,455 Your website, 150 00:05:37,485 --> 00:05:41,955 and the deep sadness it evokes. 151 00:05:41,995 --> 00:05:45,925 I mean, did you do this in MySpace? 152 00:05:45,965 --> 00:05:49,165 I've been telling Joe we need to modernize. 153 00:05:49,205 --> 00:05:51,135 Joe, I have 3.6 million followers, 154 00:05:51,165 --> 00:05:53,835 and I get 12k for a selfie in glasses. 155 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,435 But I'm willing to do Mooney's for free, 156 00:05:56,475 --> 00:05:59,505 out of the kindness of my big-ass heart. 157 00:06:02,285 --> 00:06:04,415 - All right, let's do it. - Yay! 158 00:06:04,445 --> 00:06:08,455 If you need some authentic Russian folk vibes, I can, uh... 159 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:11,825 Thank you, but I got this. 160 00:06:15,095 --> 00:06:19,525 Smart bitches get their brains juiced at Mooney's. 161 00:06:19,565 --> 00:06:21,595 # stacked. 162 00:06:21,635 --> 00:06:24,865 If you ever wonder what it takes to become an influencer, 163 00:06:24,905 --> 00:06:29,005 specifically a body-positive Insta-celeb, be shameless. 164 00:06:29,045 --> 00:06:31,305 Annika's turning her curves into an empire, 165 00:06:31,345 --> 00:06:34,315 inspiring the ladies, arousing the gentlemen, everyone wins. 166 00:06:34,345 --> 00:06:36,175 It would be genuinely empowering 167 00:06:36,215 --> 00:06:38,085 if it weren't so clearly a rebellion against 168 00:06:38,115 --> 00:06:41,015 being Peach's, quote, "Fat friend from prep school." 169 00:06:44,085 --> 00:06:45,685 And what's this? 170 00:06:45,725 --> 00:06:48,155 Thank you, Annika's private Facebook. 171 00:06:48,195 --> 00:06:50,325 Hello nose job. 172 00:06:50,365 --> 00:06:52,125 And just like that, 173 00:06:52,165 --> 00:06:54,195 I know how to repay Annika for her kindness. 174 00:06:54,235 --> 00:06:57,805 Annika, why the hell is this not on your Insta? 175 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,165 Oh my god, because it's mortifying. 176 00:07:00,205 --> 00:07:04,075 I mean, I'm adorkable, but Peach. 177 00:07:04,105 --> 00:07:05,305 Phew. 178 00:07:05,345 --> 00:07:08,475 Lucky she is not on Facebook. 179 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,075 It is cute, though. 180 00:07:12,455 --> 00:07:15,185 Do you run everything you post by Peach first? 181 00:07:15,225 --> 00:07:17,655 Hell no. 182 00:07:17,685 --> 00:07:19,585 You're right, screw it. 183 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,155 This is the ultimate throwback. 184 00:07:21,195 --> 00:07:23,725 I just need a brilliant caption. 185 00:07:23,765 --> 00:07:29,135 How about, "Bitches being our most authentic selves." 186 00:07:29,165 --> 00:07:34,275 Joe, it's like you're in my brain. 187 00:07:34,305 --> 00:07:38,205 No, I just know her audience. 188 00:07:38,245 --> 00:07:40,175 Team Joe, one. Peach, zero. 189 00:07:40,215 --> 00:07:43,075 You'd be proud of me, Beck. I'm a good friend. 190 00:07:47,085 --> 00:07:51,025 Hi Allison, you wanted to see me? 191 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:54,555 Guinevere, please, sit. 192 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:57,195 I understand that some things are harder than others 193 00:07:57,225 --> 00:07:58,865 to write about. 194 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:02,535 Our own families are usually the top of the list. 195 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:05,305 - I'm glad you stuck with it. - Thank you. 196 00:08:05,335 --> 00:08:07,205 My lit agent's assistant just got promoted, 197 00:08:07,235 --> 00:08:10,075 and may be able to connect you with some jobs for hire. 198 00:08:10,105 --> 00:08:12,205 Personal essays, reviews. 199 00:08:12,245 --> 00:08:16,415 - I'm in. I am so in. - Thank you, Allison. 200 00:08:16,445 --> 00:08:18,215 I'll forward her contact info to you. 201 00:08:18,245 --> 00:08:21,015 Okay. 202 00:08:21,055 --> 00:08:25,925 And Beck, I was sorry to read about your father's passing. 203 00:08:25,955 --> 00:08:29,055 [mellow pop music] 204 00:08:29,095 --> 00:08:32,065 ♪ I still want to ♪ 205 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,995 ♪ Make this last forever ♪ 206 00:08:34,035 --> 00:08:36,965 Peach tried hard to get you for a girls' night, 207 00:08:37,005 --> 00:08:38,835 but you picked me. 208 00:08:38,875 --> 00:08:41,635 Joe, two. Peach, bupkis. 209 00:08:41,675 --> 00:08:44,405 Whoa! 210 00:08:44,445 --> 00:08:47,005 I think you might be a little overdressed for sushi. 211 00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:49,145 No, no, you're underdressed for the celebration 212 00:08:49,185 --> 00:08:51,115 I have planned. 213 00:08:51,145 --> 00:08:53,245 ♪ ♪ 214 00:08:53,285 --> 00:08:55,585 The theme of our evening is Fitzgerald and Zelda. 215 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,015 Ooh. 216 00:08:57,055 --> 00:08:58,525 Which one of us is Zelda? 217 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:01,525 Me, obviously. 218 00:09:01,555 --> 00:09:04,025 We begin at the Palm Court, 219 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,765 where our literary couple famously danced 220 00:09:06,795 --> 00:09:08,135 in the plaza fountain... 221 00:09:08,165 --> 00:09:09,835 Where a burger costs 30 bucks. 222 00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:11,535 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 223 00:09:11,565 --> 00:09:13,435 You're gonna want to be in something a little jazzier. 224 00:09:13,475 --> 00:09:14,935 [laughs] 225 00:09:14,975 --> 00:09:16,305 We will be sitting in the very both 226 00:09:16,345 --> 00:09:18,545 where F. Scott conceived of Gatsby. 227 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:20,345 That seems fake. 228 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:22,775 And then after we've snarked about our $50 goat cheese cake, 229 00:09:22,815 --> 00:09:24,215 a horse-drawn carriage 230 00:09:24,245 --> 00:09:25,645 will take us to an even more exclusive club... 231 00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:27,045 No way. 232 00:09:27,085 --> 00:09:30,385 Where Zelda herself danced the night away. 233 00:09:30,425 --> 00:09:31,725 [phone buzzes] 234 00:09:31,755 --> 00:09:33,455 Oh, that's weird. 235 00:09:33,495 --> 00:09:35,325 Annika never calls. 236 00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:37,965 [buzzing continues] 237 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,525 Hey Annika. 238 00:09:39,565 --> 00:09:43,665 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong? 239 00:09:43,705 --> 00:09:47,375 What video? 240 00:09:47,405 --> 00:09:49,705 I've got a bad feeling, Beck. 241 00:09:52,915 --> 00:09:55,045 "Click on my profile." Hmm. 242 00:09:55,075 --> 00:09:57,015 I have black guys. 243 00:09:57,045 --> 00:09:59,185 That's they... like, they see me, 244 00:09:59,215 --> 00:10:01,415 and they're like, "Damn, girl," you know? 245 00:10:01,455 --> 00:10:04,025 Where are the white guys 246 00:10:04,055 --> 00:10:06,885 that want a girl with a big butt? 247 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:10,095 - Posted anonymously? - Yikes. 248 00:10:10,125 --> 00:10:13,165 This looks old, but casual racism is evergreen, 249 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,435 and the Internet is turning against Annika 250 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:17,235 at the speed of outrage. 251 00:10:17,265 --> 00:10:19,235 Of course, I can come over. 252 00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:21,075 But the timing, Beck. 253 00:10:21,105 --> 00:10:23,005 A video from college, today, 254 00:10:23,045 --> 00:10:24,905 in response to Annika taking a stand against Peach? 255 00:10:24,945 --> 00:10:26,905 Connect the damn dots. 256 00:10:26,945 --> 00:10:29,445 - I have to go. - Annika's having like... 257 00:10:29,485 --> 00:10:31,515 - Okay, go. - Be with your friend. 258 00:10:31,545 --> 00:10:33,715 Help her push Peach out a window. 259 00:10:33,755 --> 00:10:36,015 I'll text you tomorrow. 260 00:10:36,055 --> 00:10:37,585 I made a mistake, 261 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:40,425 underestimated Peach, her cruelty. 262 00:10:40,455 --> 00:10:42,125 Today it's Annika. Tomorrow it could be you. 263 00:10:42,165 --> 00:10:44,095 Us. 264 00:10:44,125 --> 00:10:46,525 Beck, I may never be able to prove your best friend 265 00:10:46,565 --> 00:10:49,365 is capable of destroying you with a flick of her wrist, 266 00:10:49,405 --> 00:10:51,605 but that won't stop me from trying. 267 00:10:55,245 --> 00:10:57,005 I'm sorry I'll miss you this morning, 268 00:10:57,045 --> 00:10:58,445 but this is what it's come to. 269 00:10:58,475 --> 00:11:00,515 I'm running. I'm a runner now. 270 00:11:00,545 --> 00:11:03,745 Until yesterday I put all my effort into avoiding Peach. 271 00:11:03,785 --> 00:11:05,585 But you know what they say, 272 00:11:05,615 --> 00:11:08,555 "Keep your friends close, and your enemies..." 273 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,455 Keep losing your enemies, 274 00:11:10,485 --> 00:11:13,055 because you're so goddamn out of shape. 275 00:11:13,095 --> 00:11:16,055 Why does my kidney hurt? This is torture. 276 00:11:16,095 --> 00:11:18,425 But I have to know what we're up against. 277 00:11:18,465 --> 00:11:21,195 I need to get into her head. 278 00:11:21,235 --> 00:11:23,135 So exhibit A, 279 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:26,135 Peach starts every day by punishing her own body. 280 00:11:26,175 --> 00:11:29,805 Sadomasochist? Orthorexic? Jury's still out. 281 00:11:29,845 --> 00:11:33,545 Exhibit B, Peach is loathed at work. 282 00:11:33,575 --> 00:11:37,785 Jaden, the Jacobsen chairs you ordered are knockoffs, 283 00:11:37,815 --> 00:11:39,885 and the specs on the Vanderbilt townhouse 284 00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:42,215 were supposed to be at my office by seven A.M. 285 00:11:42,255 --> 00:11:43,955 It's 6:50. 286 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:46,085 - Entitled? Nepotized? - We're getting warmer. 287 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,595 She doesn't go anywhere without that laptop. 288 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:51,165 If only I could see inside. 289 00:11:51,195 --> 00:11:54,665 Exhibit C in our tour of Peach's psyche, 290 00:11:54,695 --> 00:11:56,395 gauche, demented. 291 00:11:56,435 --> 00:11:58,165 If this is the fruit of Peach's imagination, 292 00:11:58,205 --> 00:12:00,605 there's no telling what horrors she's capable of. 293 00:12:03,045 --> 00:12:04,505 Well, at least I have your old phone, 294 00:12:04,545 --> 00:12:06,145 so I sometimes get a little warning 295 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:08,145 before miss congeniality appears. 296 00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:10,175 [bell jingles] 297 00:12:13,315 --> 00:12:15,415 Hey. Is Joseph here? 298 00:12:15,455 --> 00:12:19,455 Yeah, he's, uh, somewhere working. 299 00:12:19,495 --> 00:12:21,325 Morning Joseph! 300 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:25,195 Anyways, what's the big news? 301 00:12:25,225 --> 00:12:28,035 Okay, so I don't want to be tacky and steal the spotlight 302 00:12:28,065 --> 00:12:29,735 from Annika's meltdown last night, 303 00:12:29,765 --> 00:12:34,135 but, um, my professor is hooking me up with an agent. 304 00:12:34,175 --> 00:12:36,035 Beck! 305 00:12:36,075 --> 00:12:38,975 That's amazing and surprising, but... 306 00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:41,715 Shit! I'm so mad at myself. 307 00:12:41,745 --> 00:12:44,115 What do you mean? 308 00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:46,315 You know, with my family and everything, 309 00:12:46,355 --> 00:12:48,055 I have agency connections, 310 00:12:48,085 --> 00:12:51,325 so I was gonna call a friend, Roger Stevens. 311 00:12:51,355 --> 00:12:53,125 Roger Stevens? 312 00:12:53,155 --> 00:12:55,955 Doesn't he rep, like, famous writers? 313 00:12:55,995 --> 00:12:58,565 You mean like, Pulitzer winners, 314 00:12:58,595 --> 00:12:59,965 Booker Prize finalists, 315 00:12:59,995 --> 00:13:02,195 67% of the Time's Best Sellers list? 316 00:13:02,235 --> 00:13:04,165 Yeah, Beck, I'd say Roger Stevens 317 00:13:04,205 --> 00:13:05,805 has repped some famous writers, 318 00:13:05,835 --> 00:13:08,375 which, no offense, begs the question, 319 00:13:08,405 --> 00:13:11,175 why would he be interested in an MFA student? 320 00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:13,875 You can write for magazines, totally, you know? 321 00:13:13,915 --> 00:13:17,745 That's legit, honest work. Like, what Annika does. 322 00:13:17,785 --> 00:13:20,815 But Roger doesn't sell articles, you know? 323 00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:23,255 He represents real authors. 324 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:26,555 So it just depends on who you want to be. 325 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:29,025 I mean, if you can introduce us. 326 00:13:29,065 --> 00:13:30,665 Happy to, yeah. 327 00:13:30,695 --> 00:13:32,165 He and I know each other from when he was a counselor 328 00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:34,895 at my Jew camp, so... 329 00:13:34,935 --> 00:13:36,865 You know what? 330 00:13:36,905 --> 00:13:38,365 Joseph! 331 00:13:38,405 --> 00:13:40,775 Joseph! Joseph? 332 00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:42,435 I didn't know you were here, Peach, hey. 333 00:13:42,475 --> 00:13:44,405 We are gonna need you to shut this place down 334 00:13:44,445 --> 00:13:46,345 tomorrow night for a private party. 335 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:47,875 You know, it's perfect. 336 00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:50,615 Roger is obsessed with the sad and gritty New York. 337 00:13:50,645 --> 00:13:54,015 I'll take care of everything, if you can just, 338 00:13:54,055 --> 00:13:57,355 you know, clean up a little. 339 00:13:57,385 --> 00:14:01,025 - You're amazing. Thank you. - Of course. 340 00:14:01,055 --> 00:14:03,625 You don't owe me anything, okay? 341 00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:06,265 Happy to. 342 00:14:06,295 --> 00:14:08,395 Oh, but you do, Beck. 343 00:14:08,435 --> 00:14:10,035 But what am I supposed to do, 344 00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:11,535 root for your failure? 345 00:14:11,565 --> 00:14:13,865 That's not love. It's not me. 346 00:14:17,645 --> 00:14:19,205 "Wuthering Heights," huh? 347 00:14:25,685 --> 00:14:28,285 It's a near perfect cover 348 00:14:28,315 --> 00:14:33,385 for "Juvenilia: The Prosecution of Minors in New York State." 349 00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:36,195 [somber music] 350 00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:43,235 ♪ ♪ 351 00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:48,575 I hear what goes on when Ron gets drunk. 352 00:14:48,605 --> 00:14:50,405 I get it. 353 00:14:50,445 --> 00:14:53,145 You want options, legally defensible options. 354 00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:54,615 Maybe you're trying to figure out what would happen 355 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:55,975 if you took a swing at Ron? 356 00:14:56,015 --> 00:15:00,085 Put yourself between him and your mom? 357 00:15:00,115 --> 00:15:02,515 Well, screw the book, I can tell you what will happen. 358 00:15:02,555 --> 00:15:05,355 Best case, you hurt him. 359 00:15:05,385 --> 00:15:07,185 Worst case, he hurts you back. 360 00:15:07,225 --> 00:15:08,855 Someone at school will see what he did to you. 361 00:15:08,895 --> 00:15:10,865 Next thing you know, CPS is at your door, 362 00:15:10,895 --> 00:15:12,365 you have 30 minutes to pack a bag. 363 00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,995 Your mom loses custody. 364 00:15:15,035 --> 00:15:17,665 You get punted from group home to group home to group home, 365 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:19,505 until you're 18, or you get fed up 366 00:15:19,535 --> 00:15:22,005 and see if you can hack it on the streets. 367 00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:24,905 Maybe you can do that. I couldn't. 368 00:15:24,945 --> 00:15:31,945 ♪ ♪ 369 00:15:43,495 --> 00:15:46,495 Read this, instead. "The Count of Monte Cristo." 370 00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:49,135 It's another Dumas, and we'll talk when you're done. 371 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,905 What's it about? 372 00:15:51,935 --> 00:15:54,535 Revenge, but more importantly, 373 00:15:54,575 --> 00:15:56,435 living with the enemy. 374 00:15:56,475 --> 00:16:02,075 ♪ ♪ 375 00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:04,585 ♪ Just clap your hands now ♪ 376 00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,985 ♪ Never did I ever ♪ 377 00:16:07,015 --> 00:16:09,755 ♪ Mean to make a mess ♪ 378 00:16:09,785 --> 00:16:12,725 So he gives the Pulitzer back, and he's like, 379 00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:14,055 "I'll have to trust you, 380 00:16:14,095 --> 00:16:16,555 I wrote the whole thing on acid." 381 00:16:20,865 --> 00:16:22,395 Hi. 382 00:16:22,435 --> 00:16:25,105 I thought you said this would be casual? 383 00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:27,335 - Oh. - Come on, I'll introduce you. 384 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:29,935 Wait, I need to get a drink first. 385 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,215 Don't be nervous. 386 00:16:40,255 --> 00:16:41,555 Just be yourself. 387 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:43,415 I can't be myself. 388 00:16:43,455 --> 00:16:45,755 I mean, the only reason an agent like Roger Stevens 389 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:47,555 would even be interested in me are my stupid essays 390 00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:51,225 about my stupid dead dad, who is very much alive. 391 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:54,465 Okay, so don't be yourself, be more interesting. 392 00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:56,895 You know, half the authors you've ever read 393 00:16:56,935 --> 00:16:58,605 made up personas. 394 00:16:58,635 --> 00:17:01,035 You know the Fitzgerald and the fountain story 395 00:17:01,075 --> 00:17:02,775 is tourism-fueled bullshit, 396 00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:06,605 so give this guy a version of Beck, 397 00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:08,945 birthed by the same formidable, 398 00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:12,815 creative mind that put those words to paper. 399 00:17:17,925 --> 00:17:19,785 Fitzgerald. 400 00:17:19,825 --> 00:17:21,825 And Zelda. 401 00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:28,465 ♪ Just clap your hands now ♪ 402 00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:32,305 Oh, Roger, this is Guinevere Beck, 403 00:17:32,335 --> 00:17:34,435 the writer I was telling you about. 404 00:17:34,475 --> 00:17:36,305 Guinevere, my lady, I love it. 405 00:17:36,345 --> 00:17:38,245 It's so old-fashioned, mwah. 406 00:17:38,275 --> 00:17:41,815 - Just call me Beck. - A lady, I am not. 407 00:17:41,845 --> 00:17:44,915 Well, I am going to go check on the pear water. 408 00:17:44,945 --> 00:17:46,845 Be back. 409 00:17:46,885 --> 00:17:49,455 So, how long have you known Peach? 410 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,325 - Since her Adderall days. - You? 411 00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:55,755 Uh, you know, since I started selling her Adderall. 412 00:17:55,795 --> 00:17:58,965 Ah. 413 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:03,195 - Hard not to stare, right? - Roger keeps it tight. 414 00:18:03,235 --> 00:18:07,605 I guess the book business isn't always so pale and flaccid. 415 00:18:07,635 --> 00:18:09,505 Did Beck tell you I started jogging? 416 00:18:09,545 --> 00:18:10,875 Fun. 417 00:18:10,905 --> 00:18:12,545 Runner's high is better than sex, 418 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:15,375 and for some may last longer. 419 00:18:15,415 --> 00:18:17,475 Touché, bitch. 420 00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:19,515 Honestly, I'm starting to think people who run 421 00:18:19,555 --> 00:18:21,355 just hate themselves. 422 00:18:21,385 --> 00:18:23,815 No, it's all about the music, Joseph. 423 00:18:23,855 --> 00:18:27,225 Find the right song, and the whole thing becomes effortless. 424 00:18:27,255 --> 00:18:28,555 Like Roger and Beck. 425 00:18:28,595 --> 00:18:30,555 [chuckles] 426 00:18:30,595 --> 00:18:33,295 Can I be honest? 427 00:18:33,335 --> 00:18:35,895 She's lucky she has me. 428 00:18:35,935 --> 00:18:39,765 Beck rarely knows what's best for her. 429 00:18:39,805 --> 00:18:42,805 I couldn't agree more. 430 00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:56,455 [tense music] 431 00:18:56,485 --> 00:19:03,495 ♪ ♪ 432 00:19:14,475 --> 00:19:16,275 Of course, password protected. 433 00:19:16,305 --> 00:19:19,245 It's too risky. Peach is already paranoid. 434 00:19:19,275 --> 00:19:26,285 ♪ ♪ 435 00:19:33,225 --> 00:19:37,455 So, these are the humans that made a creature like Peach. 436 00:19:37,495 --> 00:19:39,425 God forbid a hair's out of place 437 00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:43,395 for the country club crowd. 438 00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:46,605 Bingo, diary. 439 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,045 Food diary. 440 00:19:51,075 --> 00:19:54,875 Christ, is there no end to the neurosis? 441 00:19:54,915 --> 00:19:58,385 Hello. How old were you when this was taken, Beck? 442 00:19:58,415 --> 00:20:00,545 And what is Peach doing with it? 443 00:20:00,585 --> 00:20:03,255 ♪ ♪ 444 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:06,755 Hello, Joe. 445 00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:10,055 Sorry I'm so wet. 446 00:20:31,185 --> 00:20:33,645 [groans softly, exhales] 447 00:20:38,025 --> 00:20:39,755 ♪ Come on baby ♪ 448 00:20:39,795 --> 00:20:42,495 ♪ If you feel this way all around ♪ 449 00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:45,765 - Your friend is feisty. - Can she write? 450 00:20:45,795 --> 00:20:47,325 There's potential. 451 00:20:47,365 --> 00:20:49,435 She's not quite there, yet, though. 452 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,765 MFA programs are such a scam. 453 00:20:51,805 --> 00:20:53,605 Want me to give your friend some advice? 454 00:20:53,635 --> 00:20:56,475 If she wants to be a real writer, she should drop out. 455 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,105 I'm working on it. 456 00:20:58,145 --> 00:21:01,005 Just, you know, be gentle turning her down. 457 00:21:01,045 --> 00:21:03,315 It sucks to be right, Beck. 458 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,345 Peach is trying to sabotage your career, 459 00:21:06,385 --> 00:21:08,355 and I have to know why. 460 00:21:08,385 --> 00:21:11,325 [tense music] 461 00:21:11,355 --> 00:21:14,325 ♪ ♪ 462 00:21:19,225 --> 00:21:21,665 Password. 123456. 463 00:21:21,695 --> 00:21:23,035 Babygirl. 464 00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:25,135 Babygirl, really? 465 00:21:25,165 --> 00:21:28,005 In any case, I doubt Peach is that stupid, 466 00:21:28,035 --> 00:21:31,475 so I'm outsourcing to someone who's known her longer. 467 00:21:31,505 --> 00:21:33,275 Hey Annika, how you holding up? 468 00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:34,945 Well, I lost all my sponsors, 469 00:21:34,975 --> 00:21:36,175 'cause they're all a bunch of pussies, 470 00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:38,045 a third of my Instagram followers, 471 00:21:38,085 --> 00:21:40,115 and the only person who tweeted in my defense was a Kardashian, 472 00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:42,045 so, I mean, honestly, where is the witch hunt for the guy 473 00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:43,655 who saw blackout drunk girl 474 00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:46,385 and decided to whip out his camera? 475 00:21:46,425 --> 00:21:48,285 - Where's Beck? - At my place. 476 00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:49,725 She's revising one of her pieces. 477 00:21:49,755 --> 00:21:51,125 She's been slammed. 478 00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:53,125 Not too busy to party with Peach though, 479 00:21:53,165 --> 00:21:55,065 but hey, that's Peach. 480 00:21:55,095 --> 00:21:56,665 Beck's her favorite puppy. 481 00:21:56,695 --> 00:21:57,865 Puppy? 482 00:21:57,905 --> 00:21:59,365 She treats her like a pet, right? 483 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:01,565 Every day, it's just like, "Beck-alicious this," 484 00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:03,205 and, "Beck-alicious that." 485 00:22:03,235 --> 00:22:05,475 And you know Beck secretly loves it. 486 00:22:05,505 --> 00:22:08,205 The two of them are so co-dependent. 487 00:22:10,015 --> 00:22:12,585 I'm sorry, I know she's your girlfriend. 488 00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:15,385 You know, in Beck's defense, she really is writing. 489 00:22:15,415 --> 00:22:17,485 I'm pushing her to make her deadlines. 490 00:22:17,525 --> 00:22:19,855 Well, aren't you boyfriend of the year? 491 00:22:19,885 --> 00:22:21,825 - I try. - Yeah. 492 00:22:21,855 --> 00:22:24,095 Hey, did Peach ever have any real pets? 493 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:26,495 Lame segue. I need the password. 494 00:22:26,525 --> 00:22:28,195 Um, Dalloway. 495 00:22:28,235 --> 00:22:29,565 Dalloway? 496 00:22:29,595 --> 00:22:31,835 Yeah, a purebred Bichon Frise, obviously. 497 00:22:31,865 --> 00:22:35,665 Yeah, Peach was, like, devastated when she ran away. 498 00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:37,835 I'm sorry, I just need to work through this out loud. 499 00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:39,875 It's like, you know who gets away 500 00:22:39,905 --> 00:22:43,175 with a self-deprecating joke that's a little risqué? 501 00:22:43,215 --> 00:22:44,775 And by risqué, she means racist. 502 00:22:44,815 --> 00:22:46,215 The fat girl. 503 00:22:46,245 --> 00:22:48,415 Everybody laughs, because she is harmless, 504 00:22:48,455 --> 00:22:51,115 and drunk, and funny, but like in a fat way. 505 00:22:51,155 --> 00:22:53,685 But you know who gets crucified for that same, risqué joke? 506 00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:55,385 Again, to be clear, racist. 507 00:22:55,425 --> 00:22:57,125 The former fat girl who is actually just 508 00:22:57,165 --> 00:22:58,595 embracing her body. 509 00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:01,895 I mean, girls won't let girls just be. 510 00:23:01,935 --> 00:23:03,395 [phone buzzes] 511 00:23:03,435 --> 00:23:06,465 - Thank god. - This was a huge mistake. 512 00:23:06,505 --> 00:23:09,035 Sorry, it's Beck. 513 00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:10,775 Hey, what's up? 514 00:23:10,805 --> 00:23:13,105 So, um, Peach is here. 515 00:23:13,145 --> 00:23:15,475 As in here, in your apartment. 516 00:23:17,715 --> 00:23:20,045 Something about a stolen laptop. 517 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,295 Why don't you just save us all the embarrassment 518 00:23:31,325 --> 00:23:32,895 and tell me where it is? 519 00:23:32,925 --> 00:23:35,065 Is it in the kitchen? Is it under the sofa? 520 00:23:35,095 --> 00:23:36,495 Some little hidey hole where you squirrel away 521 00:23:36,535 --> 00:23:38,935 - all your stolen goods? - Stolen goods? 522 00:23:38,965 --> 00:23:40,805 Okay, slow down, I don't know what you're talking about. 523 00:23:40,835 --> 00:23:43,475 Yes, you do. Last night you left halfway through. 524 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,335 - Where did you go, Joseph? - Probably to take a piss. 525 00:23:45,375 --> 00:23:49,145 Peach, believe it or not, I can afford my own computer. 526 00:23:49,175 --> 00:23:52,745 - Beck, help me out. - I don't know. 527 00:23:52,785 --> 00:23:54,585 What do you mean you don't know? 528 00:23:54,615 --> 00:23:57,985 - I don't know. - I mean, of course you didn't... 529 00:23:58,025 --> 00:24:01,185 I just... please, don't put me in the middle of this. 530 00:24:05,665 --> 00:24:07,165 Okay, Peach, if your laptop is stolen, 531 00:24:07,195 --> 00:24:09,165 I believe you, but the people at the party 532 00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:11,495 weren't exactly strapped for cash, so I don't know. 533 00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:14,135 I mean, is there, like, some other, 534 00:24:14,175 --> 00:24:16,105 more personal reason someone would mess with you? 535 00:24:16,135 --> 00:24:19,245 Oh, my God, Peach. Weren't you just saying last week 536 00:24:19,275 --> 00:24:23,615 that you were feeling unsafe in your own home? 537 00:24:23,645 --> 00:24:26,015 Whoa. 538 00:24:26,045 --> 00:24:28,785 I mean, you run out in the open every morning. 539 00:24:28,815 --> 00:24:30,885 You're very pretty, you're a Salinger. 540 00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:34,485 What if someone's creeping on you? 541 00:24:34,525 --> 00:24:36,195 It wouldn't be the first time. 542 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,655 It wouldn't? 543 00:24:37,695 --> 00:24:40,465 Hallelujah. 544 00:24:40,495 --> 00:24:42,895 Let's just say that James Franco and I didn't end well. 545 00:24:42,935 --> 00:24:44,235 We should call the police. 546 00:24:44,265 --> 00:24:45,835 And what are they gonna do? 547 00:24:45,865 --> 00:24:47,705 Interrogate every single one of Peach's friends? 548 00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:49,475 Good luck convincing them it's not just misplaced. 549 00:24:49,505 --> 00:24:51,035 I'm sorry, I have to ask, 550 00:24:51,075 --> 00:24:54,405 have you tried "Find My Computer" yet? 551 00:24:54,445 --> 00:24:56,215 It's just this little GPS... 552 00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,375 I don't need you to mansplain "Find My Computer." 553 00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:00,415 - I know how to do it. - All right. 554 00:25:00,445 --> 00:25:04,385 [beeping] 555 00:25:04,425 --> 00:25:06,755 Peach, isn't that your place? 556 00:25:06,785 --> 00:25:08,525 She didn't really think I'd be dumb enough 557 00:25:08,555 --> 00:25:10,895 to bring her laptop here, did she? 558 00:25:13,695 --> 00:25:15,195 Classy apology. 559 00:25:15,235 --> 00:25:17,265 Joe, stop it. 560 00:25:17,305 --> 00:25:20,435 - Stop what? - That was some bullshit, Beck. 561 00:25:20,465 --> 00:25:22,505 And you didn't exactly rush to my defense. 562 00:25:22,535 --> 00:25:24,275 What was I supposed to do? 563 00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,375 You two are always sniping at each other. 564 00:25:26,405 --> 00:25:27,905 And breaking into each other's places, 565 00:25:27,945 --> 00:25:29,615 but that's not the point. 566 00:25:29,645 --> 00:25:31,115 She has it out for me from the first day we met. 567 00:25:31,145 --> 00:25:33,115 - No she hasn't. - Are you blind? 568 00:25:33,145 --> 00:25:36,115 Maybe you can't see it, but Peach is next level vindictive. 569 00:25:36,155 --> 00:25:37,585 You know what, if you hate my friends so much, 570 00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:38,755 why do you hang out with them? 571 00:25:38,785 --> 00:25:40,185 Because you force me to. 572 00:25:40,225 --> 00:25:41,755 If I didn't, I wouldn't see you. 573 00:25:41,795 --> 00:25:43,425 You know what, I don't have time for this. 574 00:25:43,455 --> 00:25:45,255 I was supposed to send my pages to Roger Stevens, 575 00:25:45,295 --> 00:25:47,195 like, an hour ago. 576 00:25:47,225 --> 00:25:49,765 He doesn't care, he doesn't care, he doesn't care. 577 00:25:49,795 --> 00:25:52,595 He doesn't care! 578 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,065 He's never going to sign you. 579 00:25:54,105 --> 00:25:55,565 Peach is setting you up to fail. 580 00:25:55,605 --> 00:25:57,375 I heard them talking at the party. 581 00:25:57,405 --> 00:25:59,205 Roger thinks MFAs are a waste time, and Peach said herself 582 00:25:59,245 --> 00:26:01,645 she thinks that you are not ready. 583 00:26:01,675 --> 00:26:03,915 I'm sorry, I know the truth hurts, 584 00:26:03,945 --> 00:26:05,615 but I have to set you free. 585 00:26:05,645 --> 00:26:08,415 You are an asshole. 586 00:26:10,085 --> 00:26:12,085 You know, if you don't believe in me, just say so. 587 00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:14,255 Don't come up with some bullshit conspiracy theory. 588 00:26:14,295 --> 00:26:16,055 No, Beck. Wait, no, I'm telling the truth. 589 00:26:16,095 --> 00:26:18,455 You're allowed to be jealous of Roger. 590 00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:20,065 I get it, you're a guy, boo-hoo. 591 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:21,995 He's young and successful. 592 00:26:22,035 --> 00:26:23,765 - No, that's not... - No, no, no, no, no. 593 00:26:23,795 --> 00:26:25,935 I don't care. The last thing I would've expected you to be 594 00:26:25,965 --> 00:26:28,465 was unsupportive. 595 00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,675 [tense music] 596 00:26:31,705 --> 00:26:33,605 Our first fight. 597 00:26:33,645 --> 00:26:36,145 It was worse than I could have imagined, 598 00:26:36,175 --> 00:26:38,275 and it's all thanks to Peach. 599 00:26:38,315 --> 00:26:40,785 I want to punish her for coming between us, 600 00:26:40,815 --> 00:26:42,515 but I can't. I'm not that guy. 601 00:26:42,555 --> 00:26:45,455 I'm an understanding, supportive boyfriend. 602 00:26:45,485 --> 00:26:48,025 I'm barely clever enough to have gotten away with this. 603 00:26:48,055 --> 00:26:49,625 The last piece of the Peach puzzle, 604 00:26:49,655 --> 00:26:51,325 proof that she has it out for you. 605 00:26:51,365 --> 00:26:52,495 Here we go. 606 00:26:52,525 --> 00:26:54,095 Dalloway. 607 00:26:54,135 --> 00:26:56,435 God, even the dog is pretentious. 608 00:26:56,465 --> 00:26:58,365 Thanks for nothing, Annika. 609 00:26:58,405 --> 00:27:00,135 "Beck-alicious this and Beck-alicious that." 610 00:27:00,165 --> 00:27:02,165 There's no way this works, 611 00:27:02,205 --> 00:27:04,935 but also, please work. 612 00:27:04,975 --> 00:27:07,945 Okay. Officially skeeved. 613 00:27:07,975 --> 00:27:10,215 Not sure what I'm looking for, 614 00:27:10,245 --> 00:27:12,175 but I'll know it when I... 615 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:13,785 Oh, GB. 616 00:27:13,815 --> 00:27:16,115 Guinevere Beck? 617 00:27:16,155 --> 00:27:17,485 The hell? 618 00:27:17,525 --> 00:27:19,355 Is this blackmail? 619 00:27:19,385 --> 00:27:22,555 No, there's too much of this, going too far back. 620 00:27:22,595 --> 00:27:24,625 I know what it's like to be in love with you, Beck. 621 00:27:24,665 --> 00:27:26,495 This is not what love looks like. 622 00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:27,995 This isn't how love behaves. 623 00:27:28,035 --> 00:27:29,635 This is the work of a sick mind. 624 00:27:29,665 --> 00:27:32,065 Let's call it what it is, perversion. 625 00:27:32,105 --> 00:27:35,065 Now I understand why Peach is setting you up for failure. 626 00:27:35,105 --> 00:27:38,805 She's not threatened by you. She's obsessed with you. 627 00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:42,175 Oh! You know I love you forever, right? 628 00:27:42,215 --> 00:27:44,475 She wants to watch you, have you, control you, 629 00:27:44,515 --> 00:27:46,145 like she controls every other piece of her life. 630 00:27:46,185 --> 00:27:48,015 She wants you all to herself. 631 00:27:48,055 --> 00:27:49,185 Mwah! 632 00:27:49,215 --> 00:27:52,615 Beck, you've got a stalker. 633 00:27:56,005 --> 00:27:58,405 Stop me if you've heard this one before. 634 00:27:58,435 --> 00:28:01,405 A girl grows up in a strict, old money family, 635 00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:03,805 where any deviations from tradition are punished. 636 00:28:03,845 --> 00:28:07,015 Two choices, be like them, or be excommunicated. 637 00:28:07,045 --> 00:28:08,615 No love, no money. 638 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:09,915 At some point she makes a friend. 639 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,685 That's you, Beck. 640 00:28:11,715 --> 00:28:14,155 She develops a harmless crush, and it's 2018. 641 00:28:14,185 --> 00:28:16,425 So who gives a shit if she's gay, or bi, or pan, 642 00:28:16,455 --> 00:28:18,285 or just a mortal in the presence 643 00:28:18,325 --> 00:28:20,125 of your dangerous and exceptional pheromones? 644 00:28:20,165 --> 00:28:21,355 I'll tell you, who. 645 00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:23,265 Her family, and she knows it, 646 00:28:23,295 --> 00:28:25,295 so she takes her normal healthy feelings 647 00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:28,465 and crushes them, nurses them in a dark, secret place 648 00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:31,305 for years until they mutate 649 00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,475 into an obsession, a sickness, 650 00:28:33,505 --> 00:28:36,445 and now your best friend is a stalker and a sociopath, 651 00:28:36,475 --> 00:28:38,945 and... oh God, a liar. 652 00:28:38,975 --> 00:28:40,715 Runner's high is a myth. 653 00:28:40,745 --> 00:28:42,845 Why the hell did I take up jogging again? 654 00:28:42,885 --> 00:28:44,885 I'm in hell, Beck. 655 00:28:44,915 --> 00:28:47,185 Even if I could share the proof, you'd never believe me, 656 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,755 and now you're not even talking to me, 657 00:28:48,785 --> 00:28:51,155 which means, you're in trouble. 658 00:28:54,595 --> 00:28:57,795 Look at you, like a little literary hooker. 659 00:28:57,835 --> 00:29:01,465 Get in. 660 00:29:01,505 --> 00:29:02,965 Hey. 661 00:29:03,005 --> 00:29:04,505 Oh. 662 00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:07,635 I so appreciate you reading my stuff. 663 00:29:07,675 --> 00:29:09,745 Thank you for being down to ride. 664 00:29:09,775 --> 00:29:12,845 I've got this Met benefit lunch downtown this afternoon. 665 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:15,645 I figured you and I could just bang it out. 666 00:29:15,685 --> 00:29:18,885 Hey, office hours are better without the office. 667 00:29:18,915 --> 00:29:20,515 Well said. 668 00:29:20,555 --> 00:29:24,855 Hey, speaking of, these essays? These poems? 669 00:29:24,895 --> 00:29:27,595 Loved, loved, loved every page. 670 00:29:27,625 --> 00:29:29,495 Oh, my God, really? 671 00:29:29,525 --> 00:29:31,165 Fathers are the worst. 672 00:29:31,195 --> 00:29:33,665 It's like their job is to mess us up. 673 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,535 What if we all just had two moms, right? 674 00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,605 There'd be no wars, none. 675 00:29:37,635 --> 00:29:39,335 Oh, I know, right? 676 00:29:39,375 --> 00:29:42,605 Okay. 677 00:29:42,645 --> 00:29:45,415 I'm gonna be real with you. 678 00:29:45,445 --> 00:29:50,185 I think some of your stuff is problematic. 679 00:29:50,215 --> 00:29:52,685 Wait, what do you mean? 680 00:29:52,715 --> 00:29:55,085 Addiction is a disease, 681 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:57,685 and you want to put your dead dad on trial 682 00:29:57,725 --> 00:30:00,225 for being a victim? 683 00:30:00,265 --> 00:30:02,365 I think the one you're talking about, 684 00:30:02,395 --> 00:30:05,795 it's... it's meant to be about forgiveness. 685 00:30:08,835 --> 00:30:11,765 [laughs] 686 00:30:11,805 --> 00:30:14,805 Ah, I'm sorry, that is my bad. 687 00:30:14,845 --> 00:30:16,605 I skimmed. 688 00:30:16,645 --> 00:30:19,175 [both chuckle] 689 00:30:23,185 --> 00:30:25,115 So what's your thing? 690 00:30:25,155 --> 00:30:27,615 Like, is it like daddy like daughter? 691 00:30:27,655 --> 00:30:29,055 Ouch! Shit. 692 00:30:29,085 --> 00:30:30,555 - What the hell? - What are you doing? 693 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,625 Will you relax? 694 00:30:32,655 --> 00:30:35,625 Here, take one of these. 695 00:30:35,665 --> 00:30:37,895 - No, I don't... - I don't take anything. 696 00:30:37,935 --> 00:30:40,435 Jesus, no wonder I couldn't get through your stuff. 697 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,805 Peach was right, you have a lot to learn. 698 00:30:42,835 --> 00:30:44,965 Do you think sobriety created Joyce Carol Oates, sweetheart? 699 00:30:45,005 --> 00:30:46,235 You have a problem. 700 00:30:46,275 --> 00:30:47,335 Well, you're a judgy little bitch. 701 00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:48,475 Could you pull over? 702 00:30:48,505 --> 00:30:51,105 This book is crap. 703 00:30:51,145 --> 00:30:53,075 He waits 24 years to get justice? 704 00:30:53,115 --> 00:30:54,745 What kind of message is that? 705 00:30:54,785 --> 00:30:57,185 A smart one, it's all about the long game. 706 00:30:57,215 --> 00:30:58,815 My mom needs help now. 707 00:30:58,855 --> 00:31:01,155 Sometimes putting yourself between two people 708 00:31:01,185 --> 00:31:03,655 is a surefire way to make things worse. 709 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,495 I promise you, we're not going to let anything 710 00:31:05,525 --> 00:31:06,855 happen to you or your mom. 711 00:31:06,895 --> 00:31:08,455 It's too late. 712 00:31:08,495 --> 00:31:11,425 [somber music] 713 00:31:11,465 --> 00:31:13,335 ♪ ♪ 714 00:31:16,505 --> 00:31:19,705 Beck-ish, I got your SOS. 715 00:31:19,735 --> 00:31:22,605 Oh, sweetie, what's wrong? Come here. 716 00:31:22,645 --> 00:31:26,145 - You set me up. - Excuse me? 717 00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:29,285 Your friend, Roger Stevens, was an asshole and a freak. 718 00:31:29,315 --> 00:31:32,985 He doesn't want to sign me. He never wanted to sign me. 719 00:31:33,015 --> 00:31:36,025 This whole thing was just designed to humiliate me. 720 00:31:36,055 --> 00:31:38,555 Okay, calm down and tell me what happened. 721 00:31:38,595 --> 00:31:41,795 - He didn't even read my stuff. - He was a rude, entitled douche, 722 00:31:41,825 --> 00:31:43,495 who only wanted to get high and... 723 00:31:43,535 --> 00:31:47,295 I wish I was exaggerating... Bang me in a limo. 724 00:31:47,335 --> 00:31:49,535 God, and you sent me there! 725 00:31:49,565 --> 00:31:51,735 I had no idea that he was using again. 726 00:31:51,775 --> 00:31:54,075 I mean, he's been clean since 9/11. 727 00:31:54,105 --> 00:31:57,005 Beck, when it happened, he was in an airport. 728 00:31:57,045 --> 00:32:01,145 - I don't give a shit! - You threw me under the bus. 729 00:32:01,185 --> 00:32:03,085 "She's got a lot to learn?" 730 00:32:03,115 --> 00:32:05,855 Go to hell. Joe was right. 731 00:32:05,885 --> 00:32:08,985 You live to cut down your friends. 732 00:32:09,025 --> 00:32:11,525 Hey, I don't know what your boyfriend told you... 733 00:32:11,555 --> 00:32:14,555 - Don't lie to me, Peach. - I'm not stupid, I'm not Annika. 734 00:32:14,595 --> 00:32:17,495 Oh, come on, Annika may not remember the night 735 00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:19,835 she went on that rant, but I do. 736 00:32:19,865 --> 00:32:21,895 Junior year, Marcy House. 737 00:32:21,935 --> 00:32:25,005 I was there. We were both there. 738 00:32:25,035 --> 00:32:27,235 Are you accusing me of sabotaging Annika? 739 00:32:27,275 --> 00:32:31,705 And me, and anyone else who edges into your spotlight. 740 00:32:31,745 --> 00:32:34,715 You would rather pick apart your friends than maybe admit 741 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:38,815 that you're not being your most amazing self right now. 742 00:32:38,855 --> 00:32:43,525 It is exhausting being your friend. 743 00:32:45,795 --> 00:32:47,455 I don't know what to say. 744 00:32:47,495 --> 00:32:49,465 I mean, it was a favor, Beck, 745 00:32:49,495 --> 00:32:51,525 and I don't need to love your self-absorbed poetry 746 00:32:51,565 --> 00:32:55,465 in order to be kind to you. 747 00:32:55,505 --> 00:32:58,235 Where are you going? 748 00:32:58,275 --> 00:33:00,575 Beck! 749 00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:01,635 Beck? 750 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:04,645 Come back! 751 00:33:04,675 --> 00:33:07,645 [Robot Koch's "Nitesky"] 752 00:33:07,685 --> 00:33:11,145 ♪ ♪ 753 00:33:11,185 --> 00:33:14,455 ♪ No one knows ♪ 754 00:33:14,485 --> 00:33:16,085 ♪ What it's like ♪ 755 00:33:16,125 --> 00:33:17,755 [knocking] 756 00:33:17,795 --> 00:33:19,255 ♪ You and me ♪ 757 00:33:19,295 --> 00:33:21,395 ♪ ♪ 758 00:33:21,425 --> 00:33:23,725 ♪ You and I ♪ 759 00:33:23,765 --> 00:33:26,165 ♪ Underneath ♪ 760 00:33:26,195 --> 00:33:27,995 Can I come in? 761 00:33:28,035 --> 00:33:30,435 ♪ The night sky ♪ 762 00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:33,675 ♪ You and me ♪ 763 00:33:33,705 --> 00:33:36,245 ♪ You and I ♪ 764 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:43,285 ♪ ♪ 765 00:33:44,655 --> 00:33:46,655 [sighs] 766 00:33:49,885 --> 00:33:52,455 I owe you an apology. 767 00:33:52,495 --> 00:33:54,855 You were right. 768 00:33:54,895 --> 00:33:57,195 About Peach's douche bag agent, 769 00:33:57,235 --> 00:33:58,625 about Peach. 770 00:33:58,665 --> 00:34:00,995 I told you so, I told you so. 771 00:34:01,035 --> 00:34:04,805 I'm so sorry. 772 00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:07,435 How do you see things so clearly? 773 00:34:07,475 --> 00:34:11,375 I mean, things I can't even see for myself? 774 00:34:11,415 --> 00:34:14,515 Oh, you must hate me. 775 00:34:14,545 --> 00:34:17,845 - Are you kidding? - I loathe you. 776 00:34:17,885 --> 00:34:20,815 Get out of here, you trash goblin! 777 00:34:20,855 --> 00:34:22,825 [laughs] Whatever. 778 00:34:22,855 --> 00:34:24,385 This place is a dump. 779 00:34:24,425 --> 00:34:25,525 Oh, is it honesty o'clock? 780 00:34:25,555 --> 00:34:26,795 Because I've been saving up 781 00:34:26,825 --> 00:34:28,395 some intense constructive criticism. 782 00:34:28,425 --> 00:34:29,895 No, no, no, no, I can't handle it. 783 00:34:29,925 --> 00:34:33,695 Back to secrets and lies, please. 784 00:34:33,735 --> 00:34:36,165 ♪ It'll come right back to you ♪ 785 00:34:36,205 --> 00:34:38,235 [phone buzzes] 786 00:34:42,875 --> 00:34:45,815 - Oh, ignore that. - You think? 787 00:34:49,515 --> 00:34:51,045 [phone buzzes] 788 00:34:51,085 --> 00:34:52,985 I'm sorry, this is gonna keep happening. 789 00:34:53,015 --> 00:34:55,055 She needs to get the message now. 790 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,395 You need to stop calling me. 791 00:35:00,425 --> 00:35:01,855 Peach? 792 00:35:01,895 --> 00:35:06,865 I just wanted to say you're right. 793 00:35:06,905 --> 00:35:10,205 I'm a bitch. I'm sorry. 794 00:35:10,235 --> 00:35:11,765 - Peach? - What's going on. 795 00:35:11,805 --> 00:35:13,905 Nothing, I just... 796 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,845 took some pills. 797 00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:18,445 Which pills? 798 00:35:18,475 --> 00:35:19,715 All of them. 799 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,845 [tense music] 800 00:35:21,885 --> 00:35:22,985 Peach? 801 00:35:23,015 --> 00:35:24,715 ♪ ♪ 802 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:32,245 Oh, no. 803 00:35:32,285 --> 00:35:34,385 Joe, I need towels and... 804 00:35:34,415 --> 00:35:37,655 And there's a Naloxone spray in the guest bathroom. 805 00:35:37,685 --> 00:35:39,885 - Which one is that? - It's downstairs. 806 00:35:39,925 --> 00:35:42,855 [tense music] 807 00:35:42,895 --> 00:35:49,895 ♪ ♪ 808 00:35:58,035 --> 00:36:03,915 That's good, get it all out. 809 00:36:03,945 --> 00:36:05,845 Where's, uh... Where's the nasal spray? 810 00:36:05,885 --> 00:36:07,445 Oh, shit, it must have come out in the hallway. 811 00:36:07,485 --> 00:36:08,945 It's fine, it's fine, I'll get it. 812 00:36:08,985 --> 00:36:10,915 - You sure? - Yeah. 813 00:36:10,955 --> 00:36:16,885 ♪ ♪ 814 00:36:16,925 --> 00:36:20,865 - No way. - Peach logged her own suicide? 815 00:36:20,895 --> 00:36:24,895 200 milligrams Ibuprofen, 15 milligrams Wellbutrin. 816 00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:26,565 There isn't enough in her system 817 00:36:26,605 --> 00:36:28,735 for a light buzz, let alone an OD. 818 00:36:28,775 --> 00:36:32,935 I see you spying, Joseph. 819 00:36:32,975 --> 00:36:35,605 You can't prove I wrote it all down. 820 00:36:37,575 --> 00:36:39,615 Jesus, Beck. 821 00:36:39,645 --> 00:36:42,445 This whole thing is an act. 822 00:36:42,485 --> 00:36:45,415 A trap. Tell me you see it. 823 00:36:45,455 --> 00:36:46,915 I'll call the hospital. 824 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:50,725 No, they'll put a 72-hour hold on me. 825 00:36:50,755 --> 00:36:52,125 I'll be committed. 826 00:36:52,165 --> 00:36:54,165 Exactly. 827 00:37:00,435 --> 00:37:03,065 Beck, if this is real, she needs to go to a hospital. 828 00:37:03,105 --> 00:37:05,075 If this is real? 829 00:37:07,345 --> 00:37:10,075 Did you even try to find the Naloxone? 830 00:37:12,145 --> 00:37:14,145 Joseph. 831 00:37:20,855 --> 00:37:22,725 Joe, will you wait outside? 832 00:37:22,755 --> 00:37:24,755 Yeah. 833 00:37:30,065 --> 00:37:33,195 Thank you for saving me. 834 00:37:33,235 --> 00:37:35,465 Joe does have a point. 835 00:37:35,505 --> 00:37:38,005 You should get a check-up. 836 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:46,975 What if instead you just stay the night, 837 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:49,345 just in case anything happens. 838 00:37:49,385 --> 00:37:52,315 Whatever you need. 839 00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:07,865 Beck, what I said about her faking it... 840 00:38:07,905 --> 00:38:11,505 - Oh, please, Joe, stop. - She could have died. 841 00:38:11,535 --> 00:38:13,035 We're not that lucky. 842 00:38:13,075 --> 00:38:14,905 You two had one fight. 843 00:38:14,945 --> 00:38:16,705 She tries to off herself like that? 844 00:38:16,745 --> 00:38:18,515 It doesn't add up. 845 00:38:18,545 --> 00:38:20,315 This isn't the first time 846 00:38:20,345 --> 00:38:22,645 Peach has tried to kill herself. 847 00:38:22,685 --> 00:38:24,855 You're kidding. 848 00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:26,585 I've talked her off of a ledge more times 849 00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,725 than I can count. 850 00:38:28,755 --> 00:38:34,565 So when she needs me, she really needs me. 851 00:38:34,595 --> 00:38:37,565 [somber music] 852 00:38:37,595 --> 00:38:41,835 ♪ ♪ 853 00:38:41,865 --> 00:38:43,735 I understand. 854 00:38:43,775 --> 00:38:46,875 I understand that I'm too late. 855 00:38:46,905 --> 00:38:49,545 There's too much history. 856 00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:59,915 I understand, without a shadow of a doubt, 857 00:38:59,955 --> 00:39:01,885 Peach wins. 858 00:39:01,925 --> 00:39:06,025 ♪ ♪ 859 00:39:11,835 --> 00:39:14,065 How is a normal guy supposed to compete 860 00:39:14,105 --> 00:39:16,235 with a rich, unstable stalker, 861 00:39:16,275 --> 00:39:17,935 who would rather fake her own suicide 862 00:39:17,975 --> 00:39:19,975 than be apart from you? 863 00:39:20,005 --> 00:39:24,545 Your whole life is braided with Peach's, inseparable, 864 00:39:24,575 --> 00:39:26,775 now and forever, until she drags you 865 00:39:26,815 --> 00:39:29,815 into her own personal Grey Gardens. 866 00:39:29,855 --> 00:39:32,915 Right now she's probably sinking her claws deeper. 867 00:39:32,955 --> 00:39:39,955 ♪ ♪ 868 00:39:47,765 --> 00:39:51,005 [loud clatter] 869 00:39:51,035 --> 00:39:53,975 - You can't do anything! - Are you listening to me? 870 00:39:54,005 --> 00:39:56,905 You think wrecking this place is going to solve our problems? 871 00:39:56,945 --> 00:39:59,345 Are you high again? 872 00:39:59,385 --> 00:40:01,315 [shouting continues indistinctly] 873 00:40:01,345 --> 00:40:08,385 ♪ ♪ 874 00:40:13,225 --> 00:40:17,125 Another person I failed to help. 875 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:19,595 I thought I could better myself for you. 876 00:40:19,635 --> 00:40:21,205 I couldn't. 877 00:40:21,235 --> 00:40:23,965 ♪ When you make your mistakes ♪ 878 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:26,435 ♪ Oh the hunter you see ♪ 879 00:40:26,475 --> 00:40:28,675 I tried to be the perfect boyfriend, 880 00:40:28,705 --> 00:40:30,445 the perfect friend to your friends, 881 00:40:30,475 --> 00:40:34,285 and it wasn't enough, so to hell with it. 882 00:40:34,315 --> 00:40:35,985 It's freeing, in a way, 883 00:40:36,015 --> 00:40:38,785 to know so definitively where I stand, 884 00:40:38,825 --> 00:40:40,615 where you stand, 885 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:45,195 to know for certain what I have to do to protect you. 886 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:49,065 And just like that everything clicks into place. 887 00:40:49,095 --> 00:40:53,195 My feet, runner's high, it is pretty great, 888 00:40:53,235 --> 00:40:57,235 and I remember this is why I took up jogging. 889 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:08,565 ♪ For the hunter he seeks ♪ 890 00:41:08,595 --> 00:41:11,235 ♪ With his devilish pride... ♪ 891 00:41:11,265 --> 00:41:14,235 [tense music] 892 00:41:14,275 --> 00:41:15,405 ♪ ♪ 893 00:41:15,435 --> 00:41:17,635 - Uh oh. - She's dead. 894 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:20,675 Of course she's dead, she fell. 895 00:41:20,705 --> 00:41:23,175 That's right, she fell. 896 00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:26,845 An accident. 897 00:41:26,885 --> 00:41:28,585 Happens all the time, she was running and she fell 898 00:41:28,615 --> 00:41:30,255 into a rock, over and over again. 899 00:41:30,285 --> 00:41:31,615 Okay, let's be real, she was attacked. 900 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,285 Someone attacked her, 901 00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:34,825 but maybe they had a good reason, right? 902 00:41:34,855 --> 00:41:36,625 You ever think of that, detective? 903 00:41:36,655 --> 00:41:38,195 Shit! Detectives are real, and DNA is a thing, 904 00:41:38,225 --> 00:41:39,925 and I just hit the girl with a rock. 905 00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:41,865 God, the sound, I would never hurt a woman. 906 00:41:41,895 --> 00:41:44,595 But she, she was at a dangerous, flesh-hungry harpy. 907 00:41:44,635 --> 00:41:46,435 She forced my hand. 908 00:41:46,465 --> 00:41:48,335 That's on her and her family for screwing her up. 909 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,335 I had to, Beck. I had to. 910 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,805 I knew you'd never forgive me, but she gave me no choice. 911 00:41:52,845 --> 00:41:55,005 I'm not a bad person. She was going to ruin you. 912 00:41:55,045 --> 00:41:57,475 But you're safe now, thanks to me. 913 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,475 I just want you to live your best life. 914 00:41:59,515 --> 00:42:01,545 It's brave, what I do for you. It's not easy, it's hard. 915 00:42:01,585 --> 00:42:04,285 Sometimes it makes me sick. I'm brave. 916 00:42:04,325 --> 00:42:05,855 How many guys are willing to do anything 917 00:42:05,885 --> 00:42:07,355 for the person they love? 918 00:42:07,385 --> 00:42:09,325 Honestly, Beck, you're lucky to have me. 919 00:42:09,355 --> 00:42:11,795 [tense music] 920 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,835 It's over. What's done is done, 921 00:42:19,865 --> 00:42:24,905 and now there's nothing standing between me and... Paco. 922 00:42:24,945 --> 00:42:27,805 Paco, what did you do? 923 00:42:27,845 --> 00:42:29,715 I couldn't take another night. 924 00:42:29,745 --> 00:42:32,215 I didn't know how many sleeping pills would knock him out. 925 00:42:32,245 --> 00:42:34,385 Well, Beck, you asked me to help Paco, 926 00:42:34,415 --> 00:42:36,415 but turns out you're going to save him because 927 00:42:36,455 --> 00:42:38,385 it's thanks to you that I know exactly what to do. 928 00:42:38,425 --> 00:42:40,755 We need towels, and does your mom have any Naloxone? 929 00:42:40,785 --> 00:42:43,255 It would be in the bathroom cabinet, a nasal spray, fast. 930 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,825 Do I call 911? 931 00:42:44,865 --> 00:42:47,165 No, not if you want to see your mother again. 932 00:42:47,195 --> 00:42:50,135 [tense music] 933 00:42:50,165 --> 00:42:57,175 ♪ ♪ 934 00:42:58,905 --> 00:43:00,905 [retching, coughing] 935 00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:14,755 You freak. You freak. 936 00:43:14,795 --> 00:43:21,795 ♪ ♪ 937 00:43:45,525 --> 00:43:47,455 [door slams] 938 00:43:47,485 --> 00:43:52,155 The universe has a funny way of keeping us humble. 939 00:43:52,195 --> 00:43:54,595 That beating was karmic, I know it. 940 00:43:54,635 --> 00:43:56,295 [phone buzzes] 941 00:43:56,335 --> 00:44:00,105 I did a bad thing today, but for a good reason, 942 00:44:00,135 --> 00:44:03,405 and if there's any justice in the world 943 00:44:03,435 --> 00:44:07,505 you are the reward for all my suffering. 944 00:44:09,445 --> 00:44:11,445 Hey you. 945 00:44:11,485 --> 00:44:13,845 Oh, Joe, thank God. 946 00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:18,015 Peach was attacked in Central Park in broad daylight. 947 00:44:18,055 --> 00:44:21,155 I'm headed to the ER now. 948 00:44:21,195 --> 00:44:23,195 She's alive?