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This programme contains some
strong language.

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Callum, it's me. I'm just leaving
this on your Insta, because I'm not
sure you're getting my WhatsApps

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and I think you've accidentally
blocked me on Snapchat.

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Um, but, yeah, just give us a call,
it's your big sister, Cat,

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you know, the one that you
didn't snog.

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All right, bye. Bye.

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Why are you dry cleaning a vest?

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It's a camisole.

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I want to look smart A F when
I go back to work tomorrow.

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I want my boss Jennifer
to know that this gal

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is hopin' for a promo-tin'.

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I just feel like I'm owed some
good karma,

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cos my dad's dead,
and I may have snogged my brother.

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Oh, God, I snogged my brother.

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Cath, come on.
Don't beat yourself up.

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I once got with this lad who looked
so much like me,

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it was actually really weird,

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but oh, my God, he was dead fit.

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So much to unpack.

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No, what I'm saying is, babe,

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is that there might be more
of us out there, you know.

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That's maybe where Dad's
money went.

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Oh, God, it's too much for my tired
old brain.

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Do you know what you need? Lunch.
Mm.

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Order a Deliveroo.

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I'll get it sent to me and then I'll
go and pick it up for you.

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It seems like a lot of effort for a
baguette that is literally there.

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No, I need to boost my
ratings, babe.

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I'm on my last, final, ultimate
warning at work,

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and I'm this close
to being locked out of the app.

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OK.

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Right. Posh cheddar.
Do you want anything?

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Yeah. I'll have a Jam-bon beurre...
Uh-huh.

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..packet of crisps,
a chocolate chunk cookie,

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a lemon cheese cake pot,
a Swedish meatball wrap,

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a Love Bar, a vitamin volcano.

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Oh, and one of those Very
Berry Croissants.

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OK, order...done.

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MOBILE PHONE TONE

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Oh, wicked.

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SHE SIGHS

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God, I wish I was on holiday.

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Ooh.

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Oh.

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There you go.

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Oh!

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Mm.

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Five stars, yeah? And a tip.

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# Ho, ho, ho, it's magic

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# You know

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# Never believe it's not so... #

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Mm.

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Mm.  Right.

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I know your husband's thrown you
out, but when are you leaving?

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Because so far,
you've drunk all my wine,

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you've smoked all my fags,

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and you are now sucking yoghurt off
my favourite top.

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When I get my replacement Gold
Amex tomorrow.

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OK, so you've got one more night of
me

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and then I will hole myself up at
a luxury spa.

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You can't hole yourself up at
a luxury spa.

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You hole yourself up in a hole.

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It is urgent
because without his pension,

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my mum doesn't have an income,

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so, his name was Colin Walcott.

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So, yeah, could you give me
a ring back please, thank you.

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Hi, Angela.

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Don't take it personal.
She's a bit of a mood hoover.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I ruining the party?

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Am I killing the vibe?

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Well, do you want me to dance,
is that what you want?

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Do you want a little dance? Yeah?

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Oh.

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Er, excuse me,

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what's that stain on my sofa?

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It's mango chutney.

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PHONE TONE

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Oh.

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Is that Callum?

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No, it's Tess.

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Cathy,
are you on this WhatsApp group too?

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Because have you seen
the state of her sunburn?

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No, I muted it, because Marcus
kept sending

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motivational Star Wars memes.

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Why is he on the group chat?

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Because he's an arse
licky mum-bum-chummer.

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MOBILE PHONE BEEPS

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Hiya.

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Listen, Cat,
I've just had a PT session,

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and you've called me 22 times
in 45 minutes.

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It's way too much.

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Yeah, it's cool, babe,
unlimited texts.

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Look, I just need some space.
Is that OK?

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Yeah, yeah, all right.

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Well, shall I just call you back in
half hour?

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HE SIGHS

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What do you want, Cat?

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I want to get to know you, bruv.

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I know it's a mind melt, but we're
family, me, you and Cath.

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Look, just meet us, yeah?
Even if it is just one time.

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Fine.

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Pick me up tomorrow at, what, five?

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I'll send you my location.

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Oh, wicked. Love you, brosaphine.

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KISSING NOISES

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Yes.

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She's fun, isn't she?

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Great news. We're meeting our new
brother tomorrow.

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No! No way.

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No way am I returning to
the scene of the crime.

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I've got to get her out of my house.

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All she does is cry,

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booze, and watch the business news.

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It's like a poem.

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If you're opening booze,
I'll have some.

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Oh, my God.  Oh, wow.

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There's none left!

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Sorry, Josef, you couldn't hurry up,
could you? I'm on the clock, babe.

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HORN BEEPS

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Bet you didn't expect to see
me here.

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Oh, piss off, Patience.

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Oi, mate.

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Two large haddock
and a side of chips, chop, chop.

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So, you're still working
for Deliver-poo?

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I'm not a sell out like you,
working for Uber Cheats.

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Tell that to my new scooter, babe.

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I'm all about your high-end
establishments.

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Your Wagamamas, your Asks.

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I've even been known to pick up
the odd Carluccios.

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I didn't know you were
back working.

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Yeah, I did my six months.

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Why are you saying it like you were
in prison? You was on maternity
leave.

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Oh, cheers, Josef.

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I see you, double bagging it.
I taught you that.

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No, I taught you that.
I taught you everything,

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and then you buggered off like
the disloyal knob that you are.

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Sorry you weren't head-hunted like
I was.

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Dickhead-hunted, more like.
You do know what everyone's saying
about you, don't you?

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You've been late so many times

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that you're on your last, final,
ultimate warning.

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Sad face emoji.

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Oi! Can you move your scooter
because you're blocking me in?

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Thanks, mate.

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SHE CLEARS THROAT

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Jennifer...

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I feel like I'm ready to step up,

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and the world of aggregate excess
of loss products

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is about as exciting as it
gets in my eyes.

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SHE INHALES

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Oh, she's here everyone.  Oh.

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Welcome back from the
honeymoon, Cathy.

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Did you save us any wedding cake?

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No.

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Did you have a good honeymoon?

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There she is, Mrs Tandel.

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Oh, thank you, Jennifer.

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I made you a weeny little something
as a wedding present.

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Oh.  Go on, open it.

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Yes, so, about my wedding,
I should say...

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Wow!

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I really think I caught your
spirit there.

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See, my lodger said it looks like
you've got a birthmark,

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but it's actually shadow.  Hmm.

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Listen, um,

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would you like to grab
a coffee today,

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just to, um, you know,

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sort of discuss my future,
specifically the...?

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I'd love that.

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I want to hear all about
the wedding.

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I'm actually a humanist
wedding celebrant

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at the weekends.

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That's how much I love weddings.

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Great. Can't wait
to, er, talk about my wedding then.

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Oh, smashing. Ta-ra, love.

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LINE RINGS

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MAN:  Hello.
Hello, Peter, it's me.

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Look, please, we need to talk.

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LINE CUTS

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Sorry, sorry, sorry.

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My...!

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I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, massive hole!

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Oh.

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I'm so sorry, so sorry.  Oh.

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So sorry.

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Enough is enough, Angela.

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You need to go home now!

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Fine!

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I'll go.

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But you're going to have to drive
me, cos I'm very wasted.

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No way! Absolutely not!

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What if I give you a £3,000 sofa?

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Here she is, the blushing bride.

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Did you send Marcus
a pic of your tapestry?

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Oh, I think you have to see it in
real life to do it justice.

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Right, come on then.
Give us all the wedding goss.

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What flavour wedding cake did
you have?

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Just a...just a very rich fruit,
yeah.

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Ooh!

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You know, I officiated a wedding
this weekend,

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the couple...

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had a cake made from wheels of
cheese.

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Oh, that's lovely.
You know, I love cheese.

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And, um, sort of speaking about
things that I love,

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um, I was thinking about my love

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of, um, aggregate excess
of loss products.

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Cathy, we're having
a girlie BFF catch-up here.

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Come on, let's leave work at work.

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We're in the office canteen.

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OK, you're right. I tell you what,

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let's go for drinks this evening?

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First glass of cava's on me.

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Yeah, I'm, um, not really drinking
at the mo, so....

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You're pregnant, aren't you?

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No, I'm not.

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OK. Of course you're not.

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Oh, God.

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I'm not.

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And sort of circling back to
the promotion,

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I would just love
to throw my hat into the ring.

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You've just got married, Cathy.

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Er, yeah...

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It's obvious what's coming next.

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Sorry, I'm not following.

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The kiddywinks.

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God, you know, I'd give anything
to be in your shoes.

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Sorry.

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What exactly are you saying here?

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I'm saying...

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why be the director

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of Aggregate Excess of Loss
Products,

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when you can have the greatest job
of them all...

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..being a mummy.

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Right, so, um...

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Sorry, hypothetically,

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if I was a single man,

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I would get the promotion.

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Oh, well,
if you were a single man, Cathy,

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I think we'd be doing it on
the table.

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You'd make such a handsome fella,
you really would.

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Striking.

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I'm just going to pop to the loo.
All right, love.

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Right, you are going to go out there

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and you are going to tell her that
that was unacceptable sexism.

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PHONE JINGLES

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Hello.

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Hello, I'm returning your call from
Omega Pension Providers.

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Can I speak to Colin
Walcott, please?

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Yeah, he's dead.
I was actually calling about...

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What's your name, my love?

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It's Cathy Walcott,

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but I'm calling on behalf of my
mother.

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What's her name, my love?

254
00:11:15,923 --> 00:11:17,363
Teresa Guff.

255
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,043
Not on the system, my love.

256
00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:24,163
Yeah, she recently changed it back
to her maiden name.

257
00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:26,403
What's her postcode then, my love?

258
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:29,963
That actually won't be on the system
either, because she moved.

259
00:11:29,963 --> 00:11:32,563
Have you got the original paperwork
for the pension?

260
00:11:32,563 --> 00:11:36,843
No, because my mother burnt it in
a dustbin.

261
00:11:36,843 --> 00:11:39,723
If you haven't got any proof
of ID, or address,

262
00:11:39,723 --> 00:11:42,443
or the original paperwork,
I can't help you.

263
00:11:42,443 --> 00:11:43,883
OK, thank you.

264
00:11:43,883 --> 00:11:45,603
Have a lovely day, my love.

265
00:11:45,603 --> 00:11:46,883
Yes, but...

266
00:11:46,883 --> 00:11:48,243
God.

267
00:11:48,243 --> 00:11:50,363
SHE SIGHS

268
00:11:50,363 --> 00:11:51,843
Oh!

269
00:11:51,843 --> 00:11:53,523
SHE SIGHS

270
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:54,963
Oh!

271
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,803
SHE CRIES OUT IN PAIN

272
00:12:07,323 --> 00:12:08,803
God, you're a shit driver.

273
00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,283
Well, what do you expect?

274
00:12:10,283 --> 00:12:12,403
I have hardly left my house in
28 years,

275
00:12:12,403 --> 00:12:14,363
and I've had to steal Tess' car.

276
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,763
GATE BELL RINGS

277
00:12:28,523 --> 00:12:30,923
No-one's in and I don't know the
code.

278
00:12:30,923 --> 00:12:33,283
You're just going to have
to hoick me up over the wall.

279
00:12:33,283 --> 00:12:35,283
Absolutely not!

280
00:12:35,283 --> 00:12:36,683
Do you want a sofa or what?

281
00:12:38,243 --> 00:12:40,723
One, two...

282
00:12:40,723 --> 00:12:42,563
three!

283
00:12:47,443 --> 00:12:49,283
Are you alive?

284
00:12:49,283 --> 00:12:51,363
Oh!

285
00:12:51,363 --> 00:12:54,243
SHE MOANS IN PAIN

286
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:01,523
Oh, God, I really buggered my knee.

287
00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:04,163
Oh, ow! Ow!

288
00:13:04,163 --> 00:13:06,003
Mouth's all right, though.

289
00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:09,403
Don't worry, love.

290
00:13:09,403 --> 00:13:11,363
Any time I've ever been punched in
the face,

291
00:13:11,363 --> 00:13:12,763
it always looks worse than it is.

292
00:13:12,763 --> 00:13:15,523
Cath, man, what's happened?

293
00:13:15,523 --> 00:13:17,723
Your sister's had a bit of
a knock to the noggin.

294
00:13:17,723 --> 00:13:21,003
So, we just need someone to keep
an eye on her and make sure she
doesn't go to sleep.

295
00:13:21,003 --> 00:13:24,523
Oh, no, I'm fine, really.
I'll be all right, don't worry.

296
00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:27,643
No, no, no, you can't stay at work
with a head injury, darling.

297
00:13:27,643 --> 00:13:29,723
We tried calling Marcus first,
but...

298
00:13:29,723 --> 00:13:31,203
Why did you call that melt?

299
00:13:31,203 --> 00:13:33,683
Well, he's her husband,
and he's down as the next of kin.

300
00:13:33,683 --> 00:13:36,403
He's not her husband.
He dumped her at the altar.

301
00:13:36,403 --> 00:13:38,443
What do you mean,
he dumped her at the altar?

302
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,603
Shit.  What?

303
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,803
So, now you know that
I am not married

304
00:13:45,803 --> 00:13:48,763
would I be able to get that
promotion?

305
00:13:48,763 --> 00:13:50,363
Absolutely not.

306
00:13:51,443 --> 00:13:54,883
You lied to me about
the two things I hold most dear.

307
00:13:54,883 --> 00:13:56,763
The sanctity of marriage

308
00:13:56,763 --> 00:13:58,603
and cake.

309
00:14:00,003 --> 00:14:01,723
You're a psychopath.

310
00:14:01,723 --> 00:14:03,563
What did you just call my sister?

311
00:14:03,563 --> 00:14:06,043
Oh, yeah, let's go, let's go.

312
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,683
Oh, just for the record,

313
00:14:07,683 --> 00:14:09,883
I dumped him.

314
00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,403
Come on.

315
00:14:14,363 --> 00:14:15,763
What was all that about?

316
00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:19,163
Jennifer said I couldn't have the
promotion because I might have a
baby one day.

317
00:14:19,163 --> 00:14:20,323
That's illegal, innit?

318
00:14:20,323 --> 00:14:22,723
Probably, but right now I am single,
homeless,

319
00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:25,323
and bleeding quite heavily from
the head.

320
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,363
Ooh, ah!

321
00:14:27,363 --> 00:14:29,243
Oh, head rush.

322
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,683
As you were.

323
00:14:31,683 --> 00:14:34,083
You know,
the shit we put up with, Cath.

324
00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,523
You know a bloke whopped his dongle
out when I dropped

325
00:14:36,523 --> 00:14:37,963
a pizza off earlier?

326
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:39,883
Zut alors, Cat.

327
00:14:39,883 --> 00:14:41,603
That is not on!

328
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:46,403
You know you're wasted as
a delivery person.

329
00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:47,963
You should transfer to head office.

330
00:14:47,963 --> 00:14:51,683
You'd probably get some sort
of pension, or private dental care.

331
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,883
I can't.  There must be some sort of
in-house management training scheme.

332
00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,163
I can't, all right?

333
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,283
Oh, do you know who you should get
in with? Ocado.

334
00:14:58,283 --> 00:15:00,803
Cath, can you just drop it?
If you must know,

335
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:03,043
I never did my maths GCSE

336
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,843
so my options are delivering
takeaways

337
00:15:05,843 --> 00:15:08,963
or become a drug mule,
so, it's basically Sophie's Choice.

338
00:15:08,963 --> 00:15:10,723
It's not Sophie's choice.

339
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:13,323
Well, it was, because my mate Sophie
from Wetherspoons,

340
00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:15,363
she was one third of the Peru 2.

341
00:15:15,363 --> 00:15:17,603
So...

342
00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:19,963
Yeah, you definitely need
your maths GCSE.

343
00:15:24,403 --> 00:15:25,683
Oh!

344
00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:29,443
Oh, wicked.
We've got a collection right now.

345
00:15:30,523 --> 00:15:32,243
Oh, God.  Oh, sorry.

346
00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:35,483
Argh. Argh.

347
00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:38,043
Argh. Argh.

348
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:40,363
God! Are you ever not annoying?

349
00:15:40,363 --> 00:15:43,523
I told you
that I have buggered my knee.

350
00:15:43,523 --> 00:15:45,123
But it's no use anyway,

351
00:15:45,123 --> 00:15:47,603
because all the windows
will be locked.

352
00:15:53,003 --> 00:15:56,203
What did you do that for?

353
00:15:56,203 --> 00:15:57,683
That's an eight-grand Buddha.

354
00:15:57,683 --> 00:15:59,403
Are you a Buddhist?  No.

355
00:15:59,403 --> 00:16:02,043
Well, then, it's your fault
for spending eight grand

356
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:03,923
on a posh gnome!

357
00:16:03,923 --> 00:16:07,043
Right, I'm going to go in,
pick the settee I want,

358
00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:09,443
and I shall meet you
back at the front door.

359
00:16:13,843 --> 00:16:15,723
Shit.

360
00:16:18,483 --> 00:16:22,203
Oh.
Are you all right?

361
00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:23,443
Why are we stopping here?

362
00:16:23,443 --> 00:16:25,603
Wait for Callum, innit?
Are you serious?

363
00:16:25,603 --> 00:16:27,803
He's our brother.
We can't keep him a secret.

364
00:16:27,803 --> 00:16:30,403
I was a secret for years
and it's shit.

365
00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:32,283
I got bullied at school
because I didn't have a dad,

366
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,803
and look where it got me.

367
00:16:33,803 --> 00:16:36,043
My last final ultimate warning
as a delivery driver.

368
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,003
Yeah, well, I was thinking about
that.

369
00:16:38,003 --> 00:16:41,043
Your maths GCSE sitch,
and I can help with that.

370
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,763
Oh, my God, Cathy, are you going
to give me your certificate?

371
00:16:43,763 --> 00:16:45,483
That's brilliant.
It's not even forgery,

372
00:16:45,483 --> 00:16:47,003
because we've got the same name.

373
00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:49,003
No, no. No, no, no, no. OK. Right,

374
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,883
how about I come back
to school with you, yeah?

375
00:16:51,883 --> 00:16:53,883
You and me,
burning through the syllabus,

376
00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:56,523
like a couple of maths-loving,
calculator-using babes?

377
00:16:56,523 --> 00:16:59,123
Ah, yeah, yeah. We could do
triple science while we're at it.

378
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,443
Oh, come on, Cat.

379
00:17:00,443 --> 00:17:03,123
We can be like
the Middleton sisters of maths.

380
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,803
Right, fine.

381
00:17:04,803 --> 00:17:07,683
But I'm the one
with the great arse, yeah?

382
00:17:07,683 --> 00:17:08,963
Sure.

383
00:17:08,963 --> 00:17:11,803
Oi, oi, there he is.
Cal, over here.

384
00:17:11,803 --> 00:17:14,123
My training session overran.

385
00:17:14,123 --> 00:17:15,923
Going to jump in the shower.

386
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:17,883
I'll be out in a minute, yeah?

387
00:17:23,563 --> 00:17:24,843
You took your time.

388
00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:27,363
I think you'd better brace yourself,
Angela.  Why?

389
00:17:32,403 --> 00:17:34,523
Oh!

390
00:17:34,523 --> 00:17:36,403
Oh, my God.

391
00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:43,883
It's my wigs.
Our wedding photos.

392
00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:47,283
My whole life in bin bags.

393
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,603
He's literally thrown me out.

394
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:52,763
So, he must really think it's over.

395
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,843
Oh, Angela, I'm so sorry.

396
00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:01,723
Come on.

397
00:18:03,603 --> 00:18:05,363
Thanks.

398
00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:07,963
Let's get my settee
on the top of that car.

399
00:18:10,243 --> 00:18:11,883
Do you have
any Paracetamol actually?

400
00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,483
I don't, sorry.  Oh.

401
00:18:14,483 --> 00:18:16,843
Oh, there he is.

402
00:18:18,283 --> 00:18:21,123
Hello.
Oh, God, are you OK, Cathy?

403
00:18:21,123 --> 00:18:25,163
Oh, I just had a small altercation
with a sink. It's no biggy.

404
00:18:25,163 --> 00:18:26,683
Right.  Slip in the back?

405
00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:28,523
Yes. Are you all right?

406
00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:31,323
Oh, God, I've got so many questions
to ask you.

407
00:18:31,323 --> 00:18:34,243
First of all,
do you like posh burgers?

408
00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:36,843
Erm... yeah.  Right, wicked.

409
00:18:36,843 --> 00:18:39,683
I need to squeeze in one more order
before I clock off.

410
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,323
See that burger place over there?
Yeah.  Order it on your app

411
00:18:42,323 --> 00:18:44,283
and I'll get it,
because I'm the closest one to it.

412
00:18:44,283 --> 00:18:46,843
Right.

413
00:18:46,843 --> 00:18:49,083
Um...

414
00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:52,683
..ordered.

415
00:18:52,683 --> 00:18:54,163
Well, it's not come through.

416
00:18:54,163 --> 00:18:55,483
Well, it says it's confirmed.

417
00:18:55,483 --> 00:18:57,163
Give me your phone.

418
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,643
Oh, shit.

419
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,843
You've ordered it
on Uber Eats, I'm Deliveroo.

420
00:19:02,843 --> 00:19:04,843
How do you cancel it?  What?

421
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:08,043
Oh, it's been accepted.

422
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:11,923
Oh, well. I'm sure
there will be other orders.

423
00:19:11,923 --> 00:19:14,603
Oh, God, you are joking me!

424
00:19:21,523 --> 00:19:23,003
You that bad at your job

425
00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:25,123
that even your boyfriend defected
to Uber Eats?

426
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,803
No, Patience. He's our br...

427
00:19:26,803 --> 00:19:29,723
Friend. Yeah, I'm just a mate.

428
00:19:30,923 --> 00:19:32,283
What's wrong with her?

429
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:34,443
Oh, I just had a small altercation
with a sink,

430
00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:37,843
but thank you for your concern.
That's very kind of you.

431
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,403
Right, I've got an order.
I'd better go.

432
00:19:40,403 --> 00:19:43,923
Yeah, me too.
I just picked this up as an extra.

433
00:19:43,923 --> 00:19:45,883
Double bubble for one collection.

434
00:19:45,883 --> 00:19:48,283
Ha. See you around, dickweed.

435
00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:53,563
I'm giving her
a bad rating for that.

436
00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:56,043
Cheers, Cal.

437
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:58,643
Come on. Help me load the car up.

438
00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,123
You're coming home with me.

439
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:01,323
What?

440
00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:04,483
Well, I can't leave you like this.
You're one of us now.

441
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:08,643
Also, I'm going to need your help
getting that settee into my house.

442
00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:10,843
Just go and grab some essentials.

443
00:20:14,883 --> 00:20:17,803
The champagne fridge is
in the kitchen if you want more.

444
00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:19,643
Oh. Smashing.

445
00:20:20,723 --> 00:20:23,483
OK, the delivery address
is, like, five minutes away.

446
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:25,603
We'll easily get there on time.

447
00:20:25,603 --> 00:20:29,323
Cathy! Don't you fall asleep on me.

448
00:20:29,323 --> 00:20:31,843
What? I wasn't. I just blinked.

449
00:20:31,843 --> 00:20:34,003
Cal, mate,
what's the deal with your mum?

450
00:20:34,003 --> 00:20:35,483
Because full disclosure,

451
00:20:35,483 --> 00:20:37,203
she's camping out
on our settee, and...

452
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:40,003
Look, I don't want
to talk about my mum.

453
00:20:40,003 --> 00:20:41,803
Oh.

454
00:20:41,803 --> 00:20:43,563
It's Marcus.

455
00:20:43,563 --> 00:20:45,763
He's asking me to remove him
as my next of kin,

456
00:20:45,763 --> 00:20:48,043
because I need to move on.

457
00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:49,523
What an arse nodule!

458
00:20:49,523 --> 00:20:52,003
Oh, my God, I hate him.
Who's Marcus?

459
00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:53,643
Cathy's ex. You'd hate him too.

460
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,323
You know,
he never tucked his watch strap in.

461
00:20:55,323 --> 00:20:57,563
Just left the long bit
flapping around.

462
00:20:57,563 --> 00:21:00,123
Yeah, and he sent dick pics
to his receptionist

463
00:21:00,123 --> 00:21:02,363
and dumped me at the altar.

464
00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:04,003
God, he does sound like a cock.

465
00:21:04,003 --> 00:21:07,163
I guess I need a new next of kin.

466
00:21:07,163 --> 00:21:10,003
Cat, will you be mine?

467
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:12,043
Really?  Mm.  Are you serious?

468
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:16,523
I've never been anyone's next
of kin. Can I put that on my CV?

469
00:21:37,683 --> 00:21:42,003
MUSIC: You're Gonna Make Me Love You
By Sandi Sheldon

470
00:21:50,123 --> 00:21:53,443
# I've been running scared

471
00:21:53,443 --> 00:21:57,283
# And it's you I've been
a-running from

472
00:21:57,283 --> 00:22:00,443
# Cos I'm so afraid

473
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:02,563
# To trust my heart
with a-anyone... #

474
00:22:02,563 --> 00:22:06,323
Oh, sorry.
I went through your records.

475
00:22:06,323 --> 00:22:09,163
It's fine.

476
00:22:09,163 --> 00:22:10,883
Haven't heard this in years.

477
00:22:10,883 --> 00:22:12,683
Me neither.

478
00:22:12,683 --> 00:22:16,163
Used to get my mate's big sister
to sneak us into

479
00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:18,443
the Northern Soul all-nighters.

480
00:22:19,883 --> 00:22:22,603
Peter gave me this
when we started to date.

481
00:22:22,603 --> 00:22:24,523
It used to drown out the noise,

482
00:22:24,523 --> 00:22:27,003
so his mum couldn't hear us
in the bedroom.

483
00:22:27,003 --> 00:22:28,923
Genius.

484
00:22:28,923 --> 00:22:32,843
# I can feel your eyes
I can feel your eyes

485
00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:36,403
# Watching me no matter where I hide

486
00:22:36,403 --> 00:22:38,403
# Staring in my soul... #

487
00:22:39,603 --> 00:22:41,963
Oh, shit. Get on with it.

488
00:22:41,963 --> 00:22:43,563
I've got, like, two minutes.

489
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,243
Fuck. Come on.

490
00:22:45,243 --> 00:22:47,803
I can't be late.

491
00:22:47,803 --> 00:22:50,163
Shit, is that Patience's scooter?

492
00:22:51,363 --> 00:22:54,203
Oh, that's the bloke
who got his knob out earlier.

493
00:22:54,203 --> 00:22:57,843
You are joking me! Ah, shit it.

494
00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,723
A sticky rice
and a side of spring rolls.

495
00:23:00,723 --> 00:23:02,403
What about your order?

496
00:23:02,403 --> 00:23:05,363
Sod it.
Cathy, keep the engine running.

497
00:23:05,363 --> 00:23:08,363
Are you actually kidding me?
Is this your game?

498
00:23:08,363 --> 00:23:10,283
You order food
and if it's a woman you're like,

499
00:23:10,283 --> 00:23:13,043
"Oh, yeah, nice one.
I'll just show her my meat feast."

500
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:14,723
Ha. Nice to see you again, darling.

501
00:23:14,723 --> 00:23:16,803
You're disgusting, you know that?

502
00:23:16,803 --> 00:23:18,083
Can I borrow your helmet?

503
00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:20,123
Don't do it.
You'll get sacked if he complains.

504
00:23:20,123 --> 00:23:22,123
Mate, I'm already sacked.

505
00:23:23,683 --> 00:23:25,123
Whoa.

506
00:23:25,123 --> 00:23:28,203
Serves you right, you pervert.
Come on, Patience.

507
00:23:28,203 --> 00:23:30,603
That was proper decent.

508
00:23:30,603 --> 00:23:33,643
Look, if you need me to put in
a good word at Uber Eats,

509
00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:35,083
I've got sway, you know.

510
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:37,043
Thanks, babe,
but I'm getting out of the game.

511
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:40,243
Yeah.  I've got big plans,
big mathematical plans.

512
00:23:40,243 --> 00:23:42,163
Here you are.

513
00:23:43,963 --> 00:23:46,603
You take it.
Can double-double bag now.

514
00:23:46,603 --> 00:23:47,643
Cool. Nice one.

515
00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:52,083
Cathy, wake up!

516
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:53,683
I am awake.

517
00:23:55,083 --> 00:23:57,603
Right, Cal, time to meet your dad.

518
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:02,043
MUSIC: Les Fleur
By Minnie Ripperton

519
00:24:03,403 --> 00:24:05,483
Ah, what a tune!

520
00:24:05,483 --> 00:24:07,203
Mm.

521
00:24:07,203 --> 00:24:08,803
Colin hated this music.

522
00:24:08,803 --> 00:24:12,323
You know what he was like,
a proper yacht-rocker.

523
00:24:12,323 --> 00:24:15,163
I didn't really know
what Colin was like, to be honest.

524
00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:17,283
I only met him once.

525
00:24:17,283 --> 00:24:18,923
Er, twice.

526
00:24:18,923 --> 00:24:21,123
The first time when we shagged,

527
00:24:21,123 --> 00:24:24,003
and then the second time
when he turned up at my house

528
00:24:24,003 --> 00:24:26,723
demanding to know
why I hadn't returned his calls.

529
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,083
That's when he found out
I was pregnant.

530
00:24:36,563 --> 00:24:39,763
So, it was just

531
00:24:39,763 --> 00:24:42,643
a one-night stand?
You only did it the once?

532
00:24:42,643 --> 00:24:45,843
Yeah. In the toilets
at the British Haulage Awards.

533
00:24:45,843 --> 00:24:49,643
I mean... Er, how tacky is that?

534
00:24:51,163 --> 00:24:56,043
Peter and I, you know, we'd been
going through, like, a rough patch.

535
00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:58,603
We were having all these tests
and scans trying to figure out

536
00:24:58,603 --> 00:25:01,163
why we couldn't conceive.

537
00:25:01,163 --> 00:25:03,163
You know, that night...

538
00:25:03,163 --> 00:25:07,043
The night that I...
That I met Colin,

539
00:25:07,043 --> 00:25:09,963
I was drunk,

540
00:25:09,963 --> 00:25:12,203
and a bit depressed.

541
00:25:12,203 --> 00:25:14,963
And there he was,
giving me the glad eye.

542
00:25:14,963 --> 00:25:16,283
Hm.

543
00:25:16,283 --> 00:25:20,403
Sad, drunk, horny.

544
00:25:20,403 --> 00:25:23,843
The Bermuda Triangle
of good decisions.

545
00:25:27,843 --> 00:25:31,323
You know, Peter, he's my rock.

546
00:25:31,323 --> 00:25:35,003
That house, that car, this sofa.

547
00:25:35,003 --> 00:25:38,643
I mean, I worked my arse off
for that,

548
00:25:38,643 --> 00:25:42,323
and it doesn't mean anything.

549
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,923
Not if I'm not with him.

550
00:25:45,683 --> 00:25:49,723
It sounds to me like you need
to get him back, then.

551
00:25:52,323 --> 00:25:55,003
You're absolutely
fucking right, Marilyn.

552
00:25:56,483 --> 00:25:58,083
Aww.

553
00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:00,843
Oh. Come here.

554
00:26:00,843 --> 00:26:02,843
Come on. Come on.

555
00:26:02,843 --> 00:26:06,563
There. There, there, there.

556
00:26:06,563 --> 00:26:08,563
There.

557
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:13,643
Twice in one day, Angela.

558
00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:15,923
Come on.

559
00:26:15,923 --> 00:26:18,523
Oh.  Oh, sorry.

560
00:26:31,683 --> 00:26:35,243
Great. I'm locked out
of the Deliveroo app,

561
00:26:35,243 --> 00:26:36,843
officially sacked.

562
00:26:36,843 --> 00:26:38,323
Ohh.

563
00:26:38,323 --> 00:26:40,523
I knew it was going to happen,

564
00:26:40,523 --> 00:26:42,403
but it still hurts, you know?

565
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,963
It hurts.

566
00:26:44,963 --> 00:26:47,843
Oh, no. I'm proud of you.

567
00:26:47,843 --> 00:26:50,123
You took a stand.

568
00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:52,403
Catherine Walcott,
you're an inspiration.

569
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:53,843
It was amazing.

570
00:26:55,283 --> 00:26:58,283
Oh, God. I need to sit down.

571
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,963
I feel a bit woozy.

572
00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,443
Here we are.

573
00:27:01,443 --> 00:27:05,683
Colin Walcott's
Memorial Swing Bench.

574
00:27:05,683 --> 00:27:08,083
Glad to see people have enjoyed it.

575
00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:10,843
Yeah. It does need
a bit of an upgrade.  Yeah.

576
00:27:10,843 --> 00:27:15,523
Maybe as a sort of
first anniversary death present,

577
00:27:15,523 --> 00:27:21,363
something a bit more permanent
to sit up here and remember him by.

578
00:27:21,363 --> 00:27:22,883
Are you all right, Cal?

579
00:27:22,883 --> 00:27:26,483
Not really, no. Did my mum tell you?

580
00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:30,963
I am the product
of one one-night stand.

581
00:27:30,963 --> 00:27:35,363
Just FYI, you don't actually have
to say one one-night stand,

582
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:37,283
because it's kind of implicit
in the phrase.

583
00:27:37,283 --> 00:27:38,723
It's like ATM machine.

584
00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:40,003
Oh, you've having a nose bleed.

585
00:27:40,003 --> 00:27:42,323
Oh, shit. Oh, God.

586
00:27:42,323 --> 00:27:45,403
Oops. It's fine.
I'll just... A tissue.

587
00:27:47,843 --> 00:27:50,603
My dad isn't my dad.

588
00:27:50,603 --> 00:27:53,243
I've got two secret sisters.

589
00:27:53,243 --> 00:27:57,923
Everything I believed up until two
days ago has been a complete lie.

590
00:27:57,923 --> 00:27:59,723
Yeah, I was the same
when I found out

591
00:27:59,723 --> 00:28:02,803
that Center Parcs wasn't actually
under one massive roof.

592
00:28:04,203 --> 00:28:05,963
It wasn't all a lie, Callum.

593
00:28:05,963 --> 00:28:08,203
The love that your parents gave you,
that was real.

594
00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:10,883
Yeah, and finding us.
We both love you.

595
00:28:10,883 --> 00:28:15,483
Listen, when you go and get
the new memorial bench,

596
00:28:15,483 --> 00:28:18,163
I'll come with you.  OK.  OK.

597
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:21,043
Aww. I want to get
a photo of you two.

598
00:28:21,043 --> 00:28:23,123
Yeah.

599
00:28:26,883 --> 00:28:30,283
OK, and three, two...

600
00:28:30,283 --> 00:28:31,843
Oh, God.

601
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,523
Yeah. We need to get
her to hospital.

602
00:28:33,523 --> 00:28:36,283
# Doctor,
my eyes have seen the years

603
00:28:36,283 --> 00:28:40,883
# And the slow parade of fears
without crying

604
00:28:40,883 --> 00:28:43,923
# Now I want to understand

605
00:28:45,723 --> 00:28:48,483
# I have done all that I could

606
00:28:48,483 --> 00:28:53,643
# To see the evil
and the good without hiding

607
00:28:53,643 --> 00:28:57,443
# You must help me if you can

608
00:28:57,443 --> 00:29:00,443
# Doctor, my eyes... #