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This is how bad it got,

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I ended up eating the fruit from the
bowl on the hotel reception,

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just so I wouldn't have to pay
for breakfast.

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I really need to sort your
father's pension.

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It's fine, Mum, I'll cover your
rent.

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It's not just the rent though,
Cathy,

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I'm down to my last 50
Nectar points.

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I'm having to go

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to Marilyn's tonight just
to get fed.

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BELL RINGS

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Ooh, early Valentine?

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Uh, God I wish -
my gentleman well is bone dry.

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I'm actually going to
a GCSE Maths class.

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Why? Got a first-class degree
in Maths.

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I know, but I promised Cat I'd go
for moral support.

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I actually could do with
the ego boost,

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even if it is by beating
a load of 15-year-olds in

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a maths quiz. All right, then.

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God, I love me some maths.

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Ooh, exciting.

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Oh, I'm brickin' it going back
to school.

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Y'know, I spent three years on my
own in the toilet cos I hated it
that much.

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Yeah, but I'm going to be your
mathematical wing-woman this time.

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Ooh, before I forget...

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Got you this.

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Aww.

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It's a calculator.

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I've already got one on my phone.

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It was Dad's, just does your basics,

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your matrix and vector
calculations and such.  What?

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Man, I envy you.

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You know, I've always thought if
I was kicked in

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the head by a horse
and lost my entire memory,

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at least I could relearn maths.

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Oh, it'd be like I'd never
seen Bridgerton.

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Do you know what I would re-listen
to for the first time?

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Coldplay's Yellow.

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Oh, hi,
is this is the GCSE Maths crammer?

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Get your good selves in here.
I'm Eamon Hammond.

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You must be Catherine Walcott
and, ah,

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there's been an admin error,
I've got you down twice here.

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Oh, no we're both Catherine
Walcotts, we're sisters.

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Am I calling you both Catherine?

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Oh, no, I'm Cathy and she's Cat.

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Well, grab yourself a seat, guys

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because where we're about to go is

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going to knock your little
sockettes off.

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I'm Cat, try not to fall in love
with me, yeah?

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So let's start with

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a simple equation.

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U plus Me equals success.

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Put it there, Cat.
Oh, it's Cathy, but...

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Oh, my bad, Cathy!

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Right.

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Oh, that Eamon Hammond is
an absolute hunk,

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isn't he?
Two plus two equals phwoar.

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I'd resit all my exams if he was
my teacher.

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HORN HONKS

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Cat, Cathy, over here!
We've come to pick you up.

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Ohh, I've been kicking myself since

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I missed your first first day
at school,

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so there was no way

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I was missing this one.
And who's this?

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Err, Patrick,
but everyone calls me Deggs,

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or Little D, or Yung Deggy with...
with no O in the young,

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just, just Yung Deggy.

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Enchante, Yung Deggy.
Marilyn, Little Tess,

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and this is young Angela.

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Cathy, Tess tells me you can help me
win my men back.  Sorry?

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Oh, you're going to look at memorial
benches with Callum tomorrow,
aren't you?

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Surely you could put in a good word.

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Oh, yeah,

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I'm not sure I'm entirely
comfortable being

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the sort of go-between,
I'd, er, I'd rather remain

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the sort of Switzerland of
the situation, if I may.

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What you on about Switzerland?

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Oh, the, er, the Swiss were famously
impartial between the Allies

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and the Nazis during World War II.

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What, Angela's a Nazi?

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No, no-one's a Nazi. Question,
how are you going to get two extra

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people and two bikes in that car?

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Oh, shit, me bike's been nicked.

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That solves that, then.

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CORK POPS

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Hey!  Oh-ho, to the new director

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of Aggregate Excess Of
Loss Products,

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congratulations on your promotion.

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Well done, well done.

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Thank you.  Oh, you're probably not
old enough for a glass of champagne,
are you?  Great job.

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Oh, hi, hi, hi, hi there, yeah,

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I need some legal advice on
a gender discrimination issue.

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KNOCK ON DOOR

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Cathy? You all right in there?

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Just making sure you haven't injured
yourself or attacked anything.

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I-I-I'm just...

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..doing a big poo.

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You shouldn't really be shitting in
the disabled toilet.

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Anyway, your mum's at reception.

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So if I want to make an outside call
to a friend or...  Hi, Mum.

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Hello, darling, good news.

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I've got myself a trial as
a receptionist.

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Gloria here has just been bringing
me up

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to speed on headset etiquette,

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so it means I'll finally be able
to pay my own rent.

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Oh, wow, where is it?

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It's, a sort of, er,
boutiquey, specialisty, officey...

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It's the other side of town and
it's...it's sort of a wellness

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centre with...with a
health practitioner.

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Are you working
for Marcus's surgery?

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Yes, OK, yes, I am,

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but, you know, just until
the pension pay-out is sorted.

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Oh, my God.
After what he did to me?

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Cathy. The only job
I have ever had is as a housewife

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and now I have neither
a house nor am I a wife,

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so you tell me,

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what else am I good for

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but a basic, low-skilled, dead-end
job like receptioning?

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Apologies for my mother, Gloria.
Out, get out.

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What did I do now?

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Honestly, it's one thing
after another, it really is.

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Cat?

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Are you doing anything for
Valentines?

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Wigging out over next week's
mock exam, babe.

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Here, do you guys want to come over
to mine to revise after class
tomorrow?

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Yeah, yeah, will there be booze?
I know I'm only 16, but...

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No.

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As the sad spinster of
the village, it's a yes from me.

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OK. First, I want to give
a big woop-woop

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to this week's maths magician,
Cathy.

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Ha-ha-ha.
Lovely prime number trees, Cathy.

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Oh, 83%.

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Oh, this is Cat's, erm, the other
Catherine Walcott, my sister.

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Oh! My bad. Well done, Cat.

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Bloody hell, that's good, innit?
Amazing.

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MUSIC PLAYS: Celebration
by Kool & The Gang

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All right, everybody up,
I feel a maths dance coming on.

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Yeah! Feel the maths!

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It's not all about you, mate.

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Hello.

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Hi. Not kerb-crawling, I hope,
Eamon.

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Sorry?

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Oh, I said I hope you're not
kerb-crawling!

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Is that a saying?

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Oh, yes, it's what one does when one
is picking up ladies of the night.

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It gets a bit lost in translation,
so...

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Cos you're a prostitute?

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Well, I prefer the term sex worker.

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Oh, so you are a sex worker?

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Oh, no, no,
I wish I hadn't said anything now.

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Great work today,
I know talent when I see it.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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I mean, you have great eyes.

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Erm, a great eye.

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Also, full disclosure, I actually
already have my Maths GCSE.

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You are fascinating.

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I really want to penetrate that head
of yours.

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Thank you, but it's not
really that interesting.

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I was wondering if maybe

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I could take you to
dinner tomorrow night?

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Oh, erm...

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I'm supposed to have
a study sesh but, erm...

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Yeah, I mean,
it's Valentine's, so, so why not?

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HORN HONKS

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She said yes!

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Ooh.

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Sorry about this.

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I thought you were getting here at
7:45?  Yes.

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We open at eight.

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Can't start the day without
a decent caffeine shot.

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Don't worry, I got you
an extra-milky latte.

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Right, well, I'm going to let
the patients in now.

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Yeah, hold on while I do a pee-pee.

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Won't be long.

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Great.

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Hello, you're early.

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Yeah, I stayed at this girl's house
last night

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and it was, like, two roads down
from here.

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Oh. What luck. Is this girl some
sort of pal or...?

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Oh, no, it was just someone I hooked
up with on Tinder.

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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,

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you know, you're just
a young, single guy,

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so why not? You know,
spread your seed!

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Shall we go?

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Shut up, Cathy.

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Oh, I think the benches are
over there.

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Ah, what about a memorial hammock?

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Mmm...I don't know.

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Not exactly a conventional sort
of memorial bench,

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you know,
it's a bit avant-garde, I suppose.

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It's like getting a thong on after
you'd had a shower.

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I mean, it's a lovely idea, Cat,
but I don't think we're

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going to fit three of
us in there, will we?

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You're kidding. Course you can.
Look.  Ooh.

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Over. See?

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Even room for one more.

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OK, I'll just...

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You've convinced me.

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Ooh!

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ALL GIGGLE

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Oh, my God, Cathy!

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Ahh, well, if it isn't
Claire with an I from Dubai.

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Oh, my God, hi, PC!
Hi, OC, long time, no see.

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00:09:05,763 --> 00:09:07,763
Oh, this is Catherine,

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though we actually called her
PC at school.

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For Pretty Cathy.

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Yeah, or Primary Cathy.

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And I was OC, as in Original Cathy.

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Other Cathy.

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Yeah. Erm... This is Callum and Cat.

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The infamous Cat.

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Claire told me all about you from
the hen do.

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For the wedding that didn't happen.

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We're actually looking at benches.

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It's our dad's first anniversary,

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so we're doing a little
memorial near his ashes.

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Yeah, at the car park,
back of Chorley Road.

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The dogging car park?
Yeah, do you got there often?

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Ohh, who's this cute bundle of...
baby?

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This is my little bubba.

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Coo-coo-coo-coo-coo.

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BABY CRIES

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Er, no, sorry, I didn't mean
to do that, I don't...

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Can I have a cuddle?  Oh, yeah.

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Thanks.  Go for it.

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Is that your new man? Is he why your
wedding fell through?

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Oh, no, no, this is my...

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Brother. Yeah, I'm their brother.

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Oh, God, I didn't realise there were
three of you.

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Yeah, I am actually seeing someone
at the moment, though,

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his name is Eamon.

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What, Eamon Hammond,
our Maths teacher?

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Er, yeah, yeah,

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we're actually going out for a
fancy Valentine's meal tonight.

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You and your Maths teachers, OC.

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You know, she slow danced

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with our Head of Maths at
the leaver's ball?

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OK, it wasn't a slow dance,
it was just...

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I just held his hips in
a conga line,

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it was very innocent.

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Well, I'm going to get this
little chick home for a snooze,

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but it was really nice to see you.

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Yeah, and you.

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Bitch.

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Bitch.

245
00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,203
Oh... Yargh.

246
00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:37,883
Oh, God.  Oh.  You all right?

247
00:10:40,883 --> 00:10:43,563
Why are they taking so long?

248
00:10:43,563 --> 00:10:46,203
I can't believe a pension
provider's being inundated

249
00:10:46,203 --> 00:10:48,283
with calls, can you?

250
00:10:48,283 --> 00:10:51,123
Do you need these Post-its?
I'm kitting out

251
00:10:51,123 --> 00:10:53,083
an office in Cat's room
for her studies.

252
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,803
Oh, no, go for your life.

253
00:10:54,803 --> 00:10:57,363
Office stationery is there
to be pinched.

254
00:10:57,363 --> 00:10:59,883
So nice to get another bite of
the biscuit.

255
00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:02,483
I can meet Cat from school,
do her packed lunches,

256
00:11:02,483 --> 00:11:04,003
buy fags for her friends.

257
00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:05,723
Hi, are my results back yet?

258
00:11:05,723 --> 00:11:07,083
I'm just on the phone.

259
00:11:09,243 --> 00:11:10,963
Fine, date of birth and surname.

260
00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:14,243
26th of the 5th, '69. Burrows.

261
00:11:14,243 --> 00:11:16,963
'69, Burrows.

262
00:11:19,563 --> 00:11:21,603
You've got a UTI.

263
00:11:21,603 --> 00:11:24,083
Oh... Have you tried
cranberry juice?

264
00:11:24,083 --> 00:11:26,483
I have to say,
it's never worked for me,

265
00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:28,603
but it's all right with vodka.

266
00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:31,083
I've just had a barrage of emails

267
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:32,923
saying no-one can get
through to reception.

268
00:11:32,923 --> 00:11:35,523
Oh, believe me, I'm as annoyed as
you are, Marcus.

269
00:11:35,523 --> 00:11:38,563
I've been on hold to this pension
provider for over an hour.

270
00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:40,283
An hour and 45.

271
00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,523
You're not supposed
to be behind reception.

272
00:11:42,523 --> 00:11:44,203
I'm not stopping long.

273
00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:47,043
Can you not vape in here, please?

274
00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:48,443
I'm not.

275
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:03,723
MAN: Hello?

276
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,123
Hello? Hello, Peter? It's me.

277
00:12:07,123 --> 00:12:10,323
Look, I really...
I really need to talk to you.

278
00:12:10,323 --> 00:12:14,643
And I just want to say I'm...
I'm so... I'm so, so sorry,

279
00:12:14,643 --> 00:12:17,483
and if you could just give me a

280
00:12:14,643 --> 00:12:17,483
chance...

281
00:12:14,643 --> 00:12:17,483
LINE CUTS OFF

282
00:12:25,803 --> 00:12:28,923
Hello, Mrs Douglas,
sorry we're late.

283
00:12:28,923 --> 00:12:31,523
Tina Turner wouldn't get in
the back of the van again.

284
00:12:31,523 --> 00:12:34,163
Hello, girl.
Oh, thank you, Mel, thank you.

285
00:12:34,163 --> 00:12:36,603
See you tomorrow, Mrs Douglas.  OK.

286
00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:43,843
Come on. Come on, Tina,
you're coming with Mummy.

287
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:50,803
So, while I have you,

288
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,763
I think it'd be good if we took
a DNA test,

289
00:12:53,763 --> 00:12:56,003
just in case there's anyone else
out there

290
00:12:56,003 --> 00:12:59,803
and to avoid a repeat of...
Snogging a relly.

291
00:12:59,803 --> 00:13:02,763
So I thought we could all do
a test now

292
00:13:02,763 --> 00:13:07,443
and then if you want to get it on
with a consenting adult,

293
00:13:07,443 --> 00:13:08,923
just ask your intended

294
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:11,563
to spit in this pot,
pop it in the post

295
00:13:11,563 --> 00:13:15,963
and they will email you the
results in 21 working days.

296
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:19,643
So if you could just remain chaste
for a month

297
00:13:19,643 --> 00:13:21,283
and a day, that'd be great.

298
00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:24,563
Are you saying I can't
have sex for a month?

299
00:13:24,563 --> 00:13:26,403
And a day. Yeah.

300
00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:29,243
OK, so there you go, Cat.

301
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,843
There you are.

302
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,523
So just spit in the pot
and that'd be great.

303
00:13:33,523 --> 00:13:36,203
Are you going to make our
Maths teacher do a test?

304
00:13:36,203 --> 00:13:38,963
Well, you know, if push
comes to shovey time, then,

305
00:13:38,963 --> 00:13:41,203
yeah, I will get him to spit for me.

306
00:13:41,203 --> 00:13:43,403
I can't believe you're blowing me
out to go on a date

307
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:46,443
with Eamon Hammond.
Talk about being a teacher's pet.

308
00:13:46,443 --> 00:13:49,003
Look, I've got to think of my
golden triangle.

309
00:13:49,003 --> 00:13:51,403
Isn't family part of
your golden triangle?

310
00:13:51,403 --> 00:13:52,963
SHE HAWKS UP SPIT

311
00:13:54,923 --> 00:13:58,443
You know, if a great guy asks me on
a date, then I'd be

312
00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:00,563
a numpty not to go.

313
00:14:00,563 --> 00:14:03,323
Also, ethically, it's not really on
for a pupil

314
00:14:03,323 --> 00:14:06,803
to be dating a teacher,
so FYI, I'm quitting Maths.

315
00:14:08,843 --> 00:14:11,843
Oh, thank you.

316
00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:14,883
Oh, yes. Yes, I know,

317
00:14:14,883 --> 00:14:17,083
I've been on hold for over an hour

318
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:20,123
and I really need to talk
to someone about this pension.

319
00:14:20,123 --> 00:14:21,843
Ooh, could you come back in five?

320
00:14:21,843 --> 00:14:24,083
My friend's just using the
computer to book a hotel.

321
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,483
Nothing's available tonight,

322
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:28,163
everybody's shagging their lover
on Valentine's.

323
00:14:28,163 --> 00:14:29,923
God, I miss hotel sex.

324
00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:32,643
You know, it's so clean
and yet so dirty,

325
00:14:32,643 --> 00:14:34,723
and you get to keep the shampoo.

326
00:14:34,723 --> 00:14:36,523
Well, why don't we all do something?

327
00:14:36,523 --> 00:14:38,043
I could buy some Spumante

328
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:42,603
and we could watch YouTube videos
of Anthony Joshua looking sweaty?

329
00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:45,163
Right. Meredith has just got back
from shooting

330
00:14:45,163 --> 00:14:48,683
the cover of her cookbook,
so I am taking the afternoon off

331
00:14:48,683 --> 00:14:52,043
to spoil her rotten.
Oh, my G... What is this?

332
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:53,163
What's what?

333
00:14:53,163 --> 00:14:54,643
This. Whose dog is this?

334
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,043
"This" has a name.

335
00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:59,083
Her name's Tina Turner
and I'm holding her hostage.

336
00:14:59,083 --> 00:15:01,723
Don't ask.  I'm not going to remind
you again, Tess,

337
00:15:01,723 --> 00:15:04,003
you are here to work
and I'm not going to give you

338
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,323
any special treatment just
because you're my ex-mother-in-law.

339
00:15:09,883 --> 00:15:11,123
Good.

340
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:19,483
I can't believe Cathy dumped me to
get it on with him.

341
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,203
What's wrong with your face?

342
00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:24,723
Oh, nothing, I just shaved.

343
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:28,843
OK. Guys, I got to get
out of here at 7:30 tonight,

344
00:15:28,843 --> 00:15:32,043
for a piping hot date,
so let's have a bit of extra focus,

345
00:15:32,043 --> 00:15:35,123
shall we? OK. Ratios homework.

346
00:15:35,123 --> 00:15:37,123
Cat, not your best work.

347
00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,803
Yeah, I just couldn't get my head
around

348
00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:40,883
the bit where it said that
Eli needed...

349
00:15:40,883 --> 00:15:42,923
I'm in a bit of a
hurry tonight, yeah?

350
00:15:42,923 --> 00:15:46,763
The answer is nine.
Eli has nine, Bobby has two.

351
00:15:46,763 --> 00:15:52,003
Which means this week's
magic-matician is Debbie!

352
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:53,803
MUSIC PLAYS: Celebration
by Kool & The Gang

353
00:15:53,803 --> 00:15:57,003
Whoa, I don't have time for
impromptu maths dances.

354
00:15:57,003 --> 00:15:58,243
Music off, please.

355
00:15:58,243 --> 00:16:00,043
Right, probability.

356
00:16:08,963 --> 00:16:12,203
Marcus? What are you doing here?

357
00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:14,483
Meredith has chucked me.

358
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:17,203
Yeah, one minute we're sharing a
mezze,

359
00:16:17,203 --> 00:16:21,603
and the next, I'm single
with way too much tzatziki.

360
00:16:21,603 --> 00:16:25,323
I mean, what is the point
of anything any more?

361
00:16:25,323 --> 00:16:27,923
Do you know what?
I'm going to drink all of this.

362
00:16:27,923 --> 00:16:29,603
Ahh, uhh...

363
00:16:29,603 --> 00:16:33,123
Oh, Marcus. Look, do you
want to come back to ours?

364
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:35,243
Will, erm... Will Cathy be there?

365
00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:38,243
No. You'll just have to make do
with little old me.

366
00:16:38,243 --> 00:16:41,283
Thanks, Tess-co Superstore.

367
00:16:41,283 --> 00:16:42,963
Hey, we could watch Grand Designs

368
00:16:42,963 --> 00:16:45,723
and guess how much money they've
lost, like in the old days.

369
00:16:48,723 --> 00:16:49,923
CAR BEEPS

370
00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,363
Right, we're here.

371
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:58,603
Tina, Tina.

372
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,123
Look more like a hostage.

373
00:17:00,123 --> 00:17:02,003
Why is there a horse in our house?

374
00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:03,683
It's Tina Turner.

375
00:17:03,683 --> 00:17:05,443
I'm texting Peter

376
00:17:05,443 --> 00:17:08,723
a hostage address pick-up,
then he'll have to see me.

377
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:11,403
Um, go upstairs, there's
a surprise for you.

378
00:17:11,403 --> 00:17:13,163
Come on, Deggs.

379
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,843
I'll leave you to it.
No, I won't leave you to it

380
00:17:15,843 --> 00:17:17,483
cos I want to know what you think.

381
00:17:20,283 --> 00:17:24,323
Aww!  Oh! Ha-ha! I got a bit carried
away.

382
00:17:24,323 --> 00:17:26,763
I'll get you a couple of extra
chairs for your study buddies.

383
00:17:26,763 --> 00:17:28,923
Oh, cheers, Mum - it's just me
and Deggs tonight.

384
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,643
Cathy's blown us out
to shag the teacher.

385
00:17:30,643 --> 00:17:33,163
Oh. Then there's more Maths
to go round,

386
00:17:33,163 --> 00:17:37,163
and there's pizza and crisps
downstairs if you're hungry.

387
00:17:37,163 --> 00:17:40,243
You got any booze?
BOTH:  No!

388
00:17:40,243 --> 00:17:41,683
Sorry about the crazy vibe.

389
00:17:41,683 --> 00:17:42,723
Oh!

390
00:17:42,723 --> 00:17:44,523
It turns out it's quite hard to get

391
00:17:44,523 --> 00:17:47,163
the last-minute table on
Valentine's night.

392
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:49,523
Oh, my goodness,
how could I forget?

393
00:17:51,483 --> 00:17:53,203
Oh, my.

394
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:57,003
Oh, it's a sweetie pi, I love it.

395
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:59,803
Yeah, baby!

396
00:17:59,803 --> 00:18:01,683
Cathy...

397
00:18:01,683 --> 00:18:04,163
..I've been thinking about this date
all day -

398
00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:06,843
I could barely sleep last night,
dreaming about you -

399
00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:09,643
and I just want to say...

400
00:18:09,643 --> 00:18:11,923
..you're really something else,
honey girl.

401
00:18:11,923 --> 00:18:13,083
Ohh.

402
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:14,643
Do you mind if I kiss you?

403
00:18:14,643 --> 00:18:16,043
Yes, please.

404
00:18:26,803 --> 00:18:28,403
Thunderbolt city.

405
00:18:30,603 --> 00:18:32,123
I feel like Tom Cruise on Oprah,

406
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:34,883
when he lost his head then
trampolined around

407
00:18:34,883 --> 00:18:37,883
the sofa about the lady from
Jacob's Creek.

408
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,683
Can we go back to your place?

409
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,923
Yes.

410
00:18:40,923 --> 00:18:44,203
I mean, actually, I'm staying with
my mum at the moment,

411
00:18:44,203 --> 00:18:46,603
but she's out with my
dad's other lover,

412
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:49,283
so, sure, live in the moment.

413
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,123
Oh, actually, sorry, weird question,

414
00:18:53,123 --> 00:18:56,603
but how much do you look like your
dad?

415
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,923
We're almost identical.

416
00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:04,883
Oh, my God, yeah.

417
00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:06,483
Now I'm even more aroused.

418
00:19:15,323 --> 00:19:17,283
Can't get enough of your mouth!

419
00:19:21,003 --> 00:19:24,563
Oh, Cathy,
I thought you were on a date.

420
00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,243
What the actual F is
Marcus doing here?

421
00:19:27,243 --> 00:19:29,523
Hello.  Hello.

422
00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:32,203
I'm Cathy's mum.

423
00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:33,963
Goodness' sake.

424
00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:38,323
Come on, Eamon, don't mind them.

425
00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:39,963
Should I leave?

426
00:19:39,963 --> 00:19:41,283
No, no, it's fine.

427
00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:44,363
Anyway, this guy's just discovered

428
00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:47,483
that his freshly dug basement is
below the water table, so...

429
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,163
If Cathy can't be bothered,
then why should I?

430
00:19:54,163 --> 00:19:57,203
Yeah, yeah, no,
but totally agree, yeah.

431
00:19:57,203 --> 00:19:59,603
So, Cat...

432
00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:04,083
..did you get any Valentine's Day
cards this year?

433
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:07,963
What have I said about
falling in love with me?

434
00:20:07,963 --> 00:20:11,723
I've never felt like this.
I think I love ya.

435
00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:13,043
Ohh.

436
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:14,963
You're dead smart,
you're proper funny,

437
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,283
you're literally
the kindest person I've ever met

438
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,923
and I haven't even mentioned
your bangin' baps.

439
00:20:19,923 --> 00:20:21,563
Oh, God.

440
00:20:23,443 --> 00:20:25,563
DISTANT CRYING

441
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:30,443
Can you hear crying?

442
00:20:32,443 --> 00:20:33,883
Everything all right up there?

443
00:20:33,883 --> 00:20:36,443
Bloody Deggs has just admitted his
undying love for me.

444
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,763
CAR HORN BLARES

445
00:20:37,763 --> 00:20:39,763
It's time to face the music.

446
00:20:39,763 --> 00:20:41,043
Wish me luck.

447
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:49,323
Hello, Peter.

448
00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:50,763
Where's Tina?

449
00:20:50,763 --> 00:20:52,083
She's at a secure location.

450
00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:59,403
OK, she's here,

451
00:20:59,403 --> 00:21:01,803
but I really needed to see you.

452
00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:03,803
Whose house is this?

453
00:21:03,803 --> 00:21:05,483
It's Marilyn's.

454
00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:06,803
Who's Marilyn?

455
00:21:06,803 --> 00:21:09,843
Oh, it's too complicated
to explain.

456
00:21:09,843 --> 00:21:14,723
Actually, you know, it's not that
complicated, it's just a bit...

457
00:21:14,723 --> 00:21:16,283
..it's a bit messy.

458
00:21:18,683 --> 00:21:20,603
Come on, Tina, in the car.

459
00:21:22,443 --> 00:21:25,043
Oh, I miss you.

460
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:26,443
I know.

461
00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:34,123
Come on, Tina, get in the car,
do as he says.

462
00:21:34,123 --> 00:21:38,123
OK, look, I'll get the back,
you get the front.

463
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,643
Open the car, open the car!

464
00:21:44,643 --> 00:21:46,003
OK, I'm opening it.

465
00:21:48,243 --> 00:21:52,203
I don't know why we just
didn't get a chihuahua.

466
00:21:52,203 --> 00:21:54,523
Come on, then, in.

467
00:21:54,523 --> 00:21:57,483
Tina.  Tina, in you get.

468
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,443
I'll get her paws in first
and then you push her.

469
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:03,203
To be fair, I deserve
the end with the arsehole.

470
00:22:03,203 --> 00:22:04,803
Come on.

471
00:22:05,963 --> 00:22:07,523
Stay.

472
00:22:16,323 --> 00:22:18,763
Next time you're passing,

473
00:22:18,763 --> 00:22:22,443
do you want to go for a
walk with me and Tina?

474
00:22:22,443 --> 00:22:25,803
Yeah. That'd be, um...

475
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:26,963
Yeah.

476
00:22:34,443 --> 00:22:39,523
# Sitting here thinking, baby,
about you... #

477
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:45,083
I'll jump. I don't care any more.

478
00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:48,883
What's the point of living
if you don't love me?

479
00:22:48,883 --> 00:22:51,643
Come on, Deggs, get inside,
don't be an idiot.

480
00:22:51,643 --> 00:22:54,283
Ohh...  Bloody teenagers.

481
00:23:01,203 --> 00:23:03,563
HE GIGGLES

482
00:23:03,563 --> 00:23:05,163
Oh, OK!

483
00:23:07,483 --> 00:23:08,923
Oh...

484
00:23:10,403 --> 00:23:12,123
HE PANTS

485
00:23:14,963 --> 00:23:16,403
Ooh, actually, careful,

486
00:23:16,403 --> 00:23:18,603
cos you might crease your
trousers.

487
00:23:18,603 --> 00:23:19,683
Doesn't matter.

488
00:23:20,883 --> 00:23:23,083
I'm just going to nip to
the bathroom.

489
00:23:33,523 --> 00:23:35,203
Can't bear it, I have to fold.

490
00:23:37,003 --> 00:23:38,043
Oh.

491
00:23:41,403 --> 00:23:43,763
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

492
00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:50,523
Where did you find that?

493
00:23:50,523 --> 00:23:52,163
I'm sorry,

494
00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:54,723
I...I barely saw anything,
it just fell out of your...

495
00:23:54,723 --> 00:23:57,323
..your trousers when I was
folding them.  Oh, God.

496
00:23:57,323 --> 00:23:59,563
No, honestly, honestly,
it didn't ruin the surprise,

497
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,523
I mean, I know we've
only known each other

498
00:24:02,523 --> 00:24:04,523
a matter of weeks and,

499
00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:07,003
you know, madder things
have happened.

500
00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:08,843
I guess I've always played it safe
in the past

501
00:24:08,843 --> 00:24:10,843
and look where that's got me,
so, erm...

502
00:24:12,083 --> 00:24:13,123
..yes.

503
00:24:14,243 --> 00:24:16,683
Oh, my God. Yes.

504
00:24:16,683 --> 00:24:18,563
I will marry you.

505
00:24:18,563 --> 00:24:20,203
Mahh!

506
00:24:21,683 --> 00:24:23,843
That's my wedding ring.

507
00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:27,843
What? You're married?

508
00:24:27,843 --> 00:24:31,283
I lost one once,
so I always put it inside the box.

509
00:24:31,283 --> 00:24:33,683
Oh, my God,
you've done this before?

510
00:24:33,683 --> 00:24:35,803
Does your wife know about this?

511
00:24:35,803 --> 00:24:38,163
No, of course not!

512
00:24:38,163 --> 00:24:39,643
Do you want me to leave?

513
00:24:39,643 --> 00:24:43,163
Yes, I want you to leave! Get out!

514
00:24:49,723 --> 00:24:51,683
Wait, no, no, no,

515
00:24:51,683 --> 00:24:55,083
my ex-fiance is downstairs and I
need him to believe that we are

516
00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:57,803
partaking in some seriously
top-notch banging.

517
00:24:57,803 --> 00:25:00,323
How long does it usually
take you to do the deed?

518
00:25:00,323 --> 00:25:02,323
Erm, my PB is three hours.

519
00:25:02,323 --> 00:25:03,843
Three hours?

520
00:25:03,843 --> 00:25:06,403
I'm not sitting here
for three hours.

521
00:25:06,403 --> 00:25:09,963
OK, let's call it 15 minutes.
I'll set a timer.

522
00:25:23,803 --> 00:25:25,803
Could we at least play some music?

523
00:25:26,843 --> 00:25:29,403
MUSIC FROM UPSTAIRS

524
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,923
Mmm, these yoghurts are delicious.

525
00:25:32,923 --> 00:25:35,483
Wait till you get to the
prune layer at the bottom.

526
00:25:35,483 --> 00:25:37,683
TIMER RINGS

527
00:25:42,483 --> 00:25:43,523
DOOR OPENS

528
00:25:47,563 --> 00:25:51,363
Cathy, that was amazing,
the best of my life.

529
00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:52,643
Don't overegg it.

530
00:25:52,643 --> 00:25:55,363
Yes, we'll definitely have
to do this again soon.

531
00:25:55,363 --> 00:25:57,123
OK, bye now.

532
00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,523
QUIETLY: You piece of shit.

533
00:26:08,083 --> 00:26:11,363
You're so right about
that pruney bottom.

534
00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:12,483
Mmm.

535
00:26:13,643 --> 00:26:15,883
Come on, Deggs, man,
it's not worth it.

536
00:26:15,883 --> 00:26:18,363
Look, me mum's made
stuffed-crust pizzas.

537
00:26:18,363 --> 00:26:20,003
No. I can't.

538
00:26:20,003 --> 00:26:23,643
My heart's been broken into
a million billion tiny pieces.

539
00:26:23,643 --> 00:26:26,843
Poor kid, I know how he feels.

540
00:26:26,843 --> 00:26:30,523
Right. If Mohammed won't come to
the Marilyn,

541
00:26:30,523 --> 00:26:32,523
the Marilyn will go to Mohammed.

542
00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:43,803
There's no point trying to talk
to me, Cat's mum, I'm a broken man.

543
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:45,923
It bloody hurts, doesn't it?

544
00:26:47,483 --> 00:26:52,803
You did an amazing thing, Deggs -
you told someone you love them.

545
00:26:54,323 --> 00:26:58,403
Loads of folk spend their entire
lives without being able

546
00:26:58,403 --> 00:27:00,563
to tell people that.

547
00:27:00,563 --> 00:27:02,683
Really?

548
00:27:02,683 --> 00:27:05,763
I think what you did was brilliant.

549
00:27:07,003 --> 00:27:09,363
Thanks, Cat's mum.

550
00:27:09,363 --> 00:27:12,403
Now, do you want to come inside?

551
00:27:12,403 --> 00:27:15,963
Because I'm sure I can dig out
a Beck's Blue.

552
00:27:15,963 --> 00:27:19,603
It's so old now,
it's probably alcoholic.

553
00:27:19,603 --> 00:27:23,123
Thank you. I'm coming down, guys,
I'm coming down.

554
00:27:23,123 --> 00:27:25,603
HE SNIFFLES

555
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,483
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

556
00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:47,403
Hey, it's me. Can I come over?

557
00:27:51,363 --> 00:27:56,123
Angela, my cushions smell of
raw bacon and dog's arseholes.

558
00:27:56,123 --> 00:27:57,883
You'll miss me when I've gone.

559
00:27:59,883 --> 00:28:01,763
Oh.

560
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:04,003
Just can't believe I thought
Eamon was going to be

561
00:28:04,003 --> 00:28:05,483
a corner of my golden triangle.

562
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:07,723
No, you deserve someone amazing,
babes.

563
00:28:07,723 --> 00:28:10,523
Only the best for us
Catherine Walcotts.

564
00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:15,843
Oh, can you give him back this
when you see him in class?

565
00:28:15,843 --> 00:28:17,563
He left it at my house.

566
00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:19,483
Right, I should go.

567
00:28:19,483 --> 00:28:21,963
Deggs, I can give you
a lift if you want.

568
00:28:21,963 --> 00:28:23,363
Ahh.

569
00:28:25,723 --> 00:28:27,643
Bye, babe.  Bye.

570
00:28:28,803 --> 00:28:30,323
Right.

571
00:28:33,883 --> 00:28:37,563
So, am I right in thinking
you're single now?

572
00:28:40,483 --> 00:28:45,403
# Wake up, Maggie, I think I got
somethin' to say to you

573
00:28:47,763 --> 00:28:53,243
# It's late September and I really
should be back at school

574
00:28:55,323 --> 00:29:01,563
# I know I keep you amused,
but I feel I'm being used

575
00:29:01,563 --> 00:29:08,163
# Oh, Maggie, I couldn't
have tried any more

576
00:29:10,003 --> 00:29:12,403
You led me away from home... #