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These are serious allegations.

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Cathy's saying you discriminated
against her because she's a lady.

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Well, I didn't.

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She told me I couldn't
get the promotion

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because I was of child-bearing age.

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You are of child-bearing age.

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You can't argue
with biology, Cathy.

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It's blatant gender discrimination.

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Oh, how can I discriminate
against you for being a woman

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when I myself am a woman?

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OK, Jen, you can leave now, love.

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Pfft. Sorry about her.
Probably on her period.

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Anyway, we've heard both sides
of this tribunal

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and we would like to offer you
a different promotion.

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How would you like to be

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our new Divisional Director
of Delegated Authorities?

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Er...yes! You know,
I love Delegated Authorities.

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Yes, please. Thank you.

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Great. If you could just sign
this nondisclosure agreement.

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I got the promotion!

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But not the promotion,

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but a different, even better
promotion. You are looking at

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the new Divisional Director
of Delegated Authorities.

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Wow. Cat, did you hear that?

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Cathy got her promotion promoted.

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She's the new Divisional Direction
of Deliberate... de-mark-a-tese.

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Close enough. Yeah.

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She's probably got her head stuck
in a maths textbook. Shall I...?

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Thank you.

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Now, Cathy, do I need a bikini?

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Or will they let me
sunbathe topless?

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It's a working farm, so we're just
going to be helping Dawn lambing.

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So you'll just need
a change of clothes

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and a pair of sensible shoes.

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How dare you!

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I've never owned a pair
of sensible shoes in my life.

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OK. Shall I take that?

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Get a wiggle on, Cat.

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Oh.  I'm not sure I'm in the mood
to go sheeping, babe.

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Listen, if this is about your
maths revision,

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then you really need to take
a break.

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I once revised for 63 days on
the trot,

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and my fringe fell out.

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Hence the fact that I'm wearing
a beret in my graduation photo.

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Plus, a little surprise -
look who's in the car.

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What are you doing?
Sh. I'm hiding from my mum.

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Oh, chill. She's at marriage
counselling with your dad.

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Oh. Good luck with that.

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This is Callum, oh!

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Aren't you just
the spit of your sisters?

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I always said Colin had very
powerful sperm.

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Hmm.

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PHONE RINGS

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"Eamon Hammond, maths teacher."
I could actually answer this.

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No way! Sorry. Oh, gosh.
Sorry about that.

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It's fine, don't worry.

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Cat, you've got to come.
It's going to be really hard work.

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We'll barely get any sleep
and the weather looks awful,

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but it'll be so, so fun.

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Will there be blood?
There might be some blood.

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It doesn't sound much of a holiday

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if we're all
going to be covered in blood.

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Let's stop thinking about the blood.

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Let's focus on the fact

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that I want to share
my favourite place on Earth

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with my favourite people on Earth.

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Mm. OK. Fine. I'll come.

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Great.  Am I going to need a bikini,

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or are they cool
with proper sunbathing?

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OK. You're doing really well.

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I'm just going to come out now. OK.

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Right, I'm offski.
If Colin's pension company calls,

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tell them to try my mobile.

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Marcus?

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I'm so sorry.

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It was the Bake Off semis
last night,

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and Meredith got down
to the last three.

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Oh. I haven't watched it yet.
No spoilers, please.

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I'm sorry. I'm just...
I'm just so fragile at the moment.

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Where are you going to?

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Oh. Just my sister's farm.

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It's our annual weekend
to help with the lambing.

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Oh, Dawn's farm. Oh, my God.

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Those are some of my happiest
memories with you guys.

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Yeah. Arm-deep in a ewe,
guiding out a ruptured placenta.

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I'd give anything
to do that again.

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But I guess I've made
my single bed,

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and I have to
sleep in it alone.

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I mean, did you want to come
to the farm with us?

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Yes. Yes, I would.

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I'll just break the bad news
about this guy's prostate

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and I'll meet you by the car.

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Come on! In here, in here.

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Oh.  Hi.  Yeah. Great. Perfect.

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Hello, welcome! Oh!

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Oh, Cathy, my love!  Here she is.

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I hear congrats are in order
on your promotion.

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Oh, yeah, big promotion,
and a weekend with the fam.

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Now it just needs a hot farm hand
to fall in love with

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and I've nailed my golden triangle.

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Cat, Marilyn, it's huggy time.
Hug, hug, hug, hug, hug!

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Aww.  I've got some
energy drinks.  Oh.

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As a thank-you for having us.

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We don't get any of these exotic
drinks out here in the sticks,

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unless you count Gaviscon.

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Oh. You must be Callum.

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I mean, phwoar!

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We could do with those muscles out
here on the farm.

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Nice to meet you, Auntie Dawn.
Oh... Oh.

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Oh, it's so weird.

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I've got this odd sensation
that I've been here before,

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but I've never set foot
on a farm in my life.

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You've never been to a farm? I can't
believe you've never been to a farm.

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Have you ever been to an orgy?  No.

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Well, there you go.
Horses for courses.

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Wow. Oh.

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Oh, my God.

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Bloody hell! Golly gosh.

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I didn't know I was sisters
with Sir Knight Rider.

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Hello, darling. I hope nobody minds.

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I have brought a plus one.

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Oh, what?

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No, no, no, no, no, no. What the
Effing McJeff is Marcus doing here?

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Look, I will explain. Please don't
make a scene.  Hi, Auntie Dawn.

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Don't "Auntie Dawn" Auntie Dawn.
She ain't your auntie.

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Yeah, well, she's not
your auntie either.

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All right? You must be Callum.
I'm Marcus.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Firm handshake there.
How tall are you?

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6'2".

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Ah, cool, cool, yeah.
I'm 6'3", in Skechers.

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Do you work out? Do you...?
Do you box?

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No, I'm a model.
Can't mess up my face.

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I'm more of a netball guy.
People say it's a girls' sport,

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but it's actually quite physical.
Slam dunk!

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Right, "ewe" lot,

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"hewe" wants to see
some pregnant ewes?

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Yes, please.  Mm?

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Watch the sheep shit.

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SHEEP BLEAT

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This place feels so familiar.
Not deja vu,

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Just like it's actually
kind of creepy.

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Aww. Will you pop that in
the visitors' book?

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Right, guys. The plan. We're working
shifts through the night.

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It's a two-person job. So let's pair
those who haven't done it before

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with those who have done it.

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Not Dawn, please, not Dawn.

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Marilyn, why don't you and I
buddy up for the first shift?

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Guys, we're in luck. This one
is about to have a lamb. Oh!

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How do you know when
she's going to pop?

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With Cathy, I started furiously
cleaning the house.

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I got incredibly horny.

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Can you see? Her vulva is very pink.

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Oh, a girl after my own heart.

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But it might need a little bit
of help getting the lamb out.

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Yeah. I'll do it.

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Why don't we let someone
who hasn't done it before? Cat?

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No. No way am I fisting a sheep.

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I'll give it a go.

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Good man.

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Hold this, will you, mate?

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Right.

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So, very gently,

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just insert your fingers,

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slide them in, that's right.

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Can you feel the legs?

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I want you just to hold firmly
and pull, pull, pull, pull.

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Pull, pull, pull. A little bit
harder, a little bit harder. Oh.

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Oh.  And it's out!

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LAMB BLEATS

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Aww.  Oh.  Well done, Callum.

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Callum, brilliant. You were amazing.
Congratulations.

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Yeah, well, credit to the ewe
for doing the difficult bit,

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rather than the man for
the delivering. Am I right, ladies?

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Oh, Cathy,
can you give me a hand?

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This is the only place
I can get phone reception,

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and I'm hoping they've called
about your dad's pension.

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Great, thank you.

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So, are we going to talk

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about the fact that you invited
Marcus to my happy place?

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I couldn't leave him on his own.

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He's having a really hard time.

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He was snot-crying at work
and, you know,

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you're courting,
you've got your fancy promotion.

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Meanwhile, look at him.

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He's a shrivelled little mess
of a man.

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Bugger. No, no message.
Can you give me a hand down?

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Why don't you shout for Marcus?
I'm sure he'd love to help you.

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Ha-ha. Very funny.
Oh, you're not joking.

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Sorry, could you help?

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00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:07,683
Yeah, sure.

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00:10:07,683 --> 00:10:10,603
No, no, no! I've got you.
I've got you.

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Thank you.  There you go.
Thank you very much.

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I found out that one
of her brothers

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who's over on the other side of
the hill had also gone missing,

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and we didn't see hide nor hair
of her for two days.

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And it turned out she'd been stuck
down a rabbit hole.

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Mm. Oh, wow.

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This stuff is seriously quaffable.
What are you doing?

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I find myself drawn
to this corner of the barn.

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It's like there's something there
for me. Oh.

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00:10:45,123 --> 00:10:48,403
Oh! You've found
the old milking stool.

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00:10:48,403 --> 00:10:52,603
Oh, my mother used
to sit on that when we were little

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to milk the goat. God,
it was antique then, ha!

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This is freaky, Dawn,

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but I have definitely sat
on this before.

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00:11:03,083 --> 00:11:06,723
Do you think it's possible that
I was a dairy maid in a past life?

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00:11:06,723 --> 00:11:08,443
Oh, it's quite possible.

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00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:14,243
I sometimes wonder if I wasn't
a cocker spaniel in a past life.

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Because every cocker I ever meet
tries to attack me.

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00:11:19,603 --> 00:11:22,403
Mm. Or hump my leg.

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COCKEREL CROWS

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Good morning.
How was the night shift?

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Brilliant.
Thanks to these little babies,

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the night just flew by.

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I think I'll do that,
thank you very much.

217
00:11:39,803 --> 00:11:42,683
Not going to have my guests
cooking their own breakfast.

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00:11:42,683 --> 00:11:45,883
We're here to give you a break.
Go and have some sleep.

219
00:11:45,883 --> 00:11:49,523
No! No... where's Cat?

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Oh, she's having a lie-in. Yeah.
Good for her, you know.

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00:11:52,323 --> 00:11:54,643
Hats off to the max
that she's knuckling down

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00:11:54,643 --> 00:11:56,843
with her maths revision,
turning her life around.

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00:11:56,843 --> 00:12:00,643
It's lush conditions out there.
Just beat my PB for 10K.

224
00:12:00,643 --> 00:12:02,803
Ooh.  Yeah, I could have
gone for a run,

225
00:12:02,803 --> 00:12:05,923
but I'm more of
an upper body man myself.

226
00:12:05,923 --> 00:12:07,323
Black pudding? Fried bread?

227
00:12:07,323 --> 00:12:09,643
Oh, can I just have six egg whites?

228
00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:12,563
I've got a shoot coming up,
need to make a bit of an effort.

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00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:15,963
Actually, the same for me, please,
Auntie Dawn, make it seven.

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Right. After this,

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I am going to chop a bit of wood
for tonight,

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and I'm going to head back
to the sheds.

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Auntie Dawn, if it's wood you need
chopping, I've got this.

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00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:27,403
Yeah, yeah, I'll go to the sheds.
You have a sleep.

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00:12:27,403 --> 00:12:33,203
Morning!  Mm. Marilyn.
I thought you'd headed up to bed?

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00:12:33,203 --> 00:12:35,923
Yes. I got a sudden urge
to milk the goat.

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The goat's a male.

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I think this is the first time
we've been on our own since...

239
00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:56,763
Yeah. Well, I'm glad we're over
that hump. Not hump. Or that.

240
00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:59,203
Yeah, we should really get back
to help Auntie Dawn.

241
00:12:59,203 --> 00:13:01,003
So we might need to ride
into the village

242
00:13:01,003 --> 00:13:04,003
to get phone reception
so I can call the pension people.

243
00:13:04,003 --> 00:13:10,283
Oh! I feel like I've been riding
a horse all my lives.

244
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:11,683
This is me.

245
00:13:11,683 --> 00:13:14,883
Yes. I'm not sure, historically,

246
00:13:14,883 --> 00:13:18,283
milkmaids were allowed on horseback,
but sure.

247
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:21,723
I was. I had an affair
with the lord of the manor,

248
00:13:21,723 --> 00:13:24,843
and he gave me special
dispensation.  Yes.

249
00:13:24,843 --> 00:13:27,683
That bit, I do believe.

250
00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:30,723
I did try to have a sleep,

251
00:13:30,723 --> 00:13:34,843
but I suddenly had this urge
to make some lovely fig rolls.  Aww.

252
00:13:34,843 --> 00:13:38,443
Oh, my God. Cathy,
fig rolls. Dad's favourite biscuit.

253
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,963
Auntie Dawn, do you mind if
I take a couple more?  No.

254
00:13:41,963 --> 00:13:44,363
I just need to feed my brain
for my maths revision.

255
00:13:44,363 --> 00:13:46,803
Oh, OK.  Yeah. You've got
to get the height on it,

256
00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:51,523
because basically, gravity
just does the work for you.

257
00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:54,643
Aah!

258
00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:58,683
Yeah, you have a go.
Now, remember what I told you.

259
00:13:58,683 --> 00:14:02,363
Technique is key.
So, just take your time,

260
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,083
but firm, you know.

261
00:14:04,083 --> 00:14:08,323
Oh! Yes. That's the one.

262
00:14:08,323 --> 00:14:09,363
PHONE RINGS

263
00:14:09,363 --> 00:14:10,923
I'll just get the next one.

264
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:15,923
Unbelievable!
The one time I have signal.

265
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,723
Listen, Eamon, you've got to stop
calling me. It's over.

266
00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:21,203
I don't care about that.

267
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:22,923
I just need my wedding ring back.

268
00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:27,243
My wife is asking a lot of
questions. Ow! Stupid stroller.

269
00:14:27,243 --> 00:14:29,523
Yeah, well, I gave it to Cat
to give to you in class.

270
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:31,603
Your sister hasn't been
to class in three weeks.

271
00:14:31,603 --> 00:14:34,603
I thought she'd quit with you.
Coming, baby!

272
00:14:34,603 --> 00:14:36,323
Aaaagh!

273
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,683
Ow, ow, ow!

274
00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:45,283
Just hold still, for God's sake.
Let me get it out.

275
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:52,003
I'd forgotten how
lovely this place is.

276
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:54,283
Do you remember when
I proposed to you?

277
00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:56,443
What, in the smoking area
of that restaurant?

278
00:14:56,443 --> 00:14:57,563
No, no. The first time,

279
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:02,163
under the pear tree.
We were so happy then.

280
00:15:02,163 --> 00:15:06,203
Yeah, well, we all know how
that turned out.

281
00:15:06,203 --> 00:15:07,443
Ow!

282
00:15:10,763 --> 00:15:12,283
It's absolutely tiny.

283
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:13,763
Mm.

284
00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:17,643
More rabbit? Rabbit?
Anyone want more rabbit?

285
00:15:17,643 --> 00:15:19,483
Marilyn, another spoonful of rabbit?

286
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,603
I'm all right, thank you.

287
00:15:20,603 --> 00:15:23,643
Oh, if it's food poisoning
you're worried about,

288
00:15:23,643 --> 00:15:27,163
they were shot in
the head this morning.

289
00:15:27,163 --> 00:15:30,003
Well...

290
00:15:30,003 --> 00:15:32,483
I would like to raise a glass
to my sister Dawn

291
00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:33,843
for her hospitality,

292
00:15:33,843 --> 00:15:36,763
and for our wonderful annual weekend
on the farm.

293
00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:40,243
And mega congratulations to Cathy

294
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:42,323
for her brilliant promotion,

295
00:15:42,323 --> 00:15:45,363
and to Cat for nailing her
maths revision.

296
00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,363
Yeah. Well done, Cat.

297
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,443
I'm so proud of you for
sticking with maths.

298
00:15:49,443 --> 00:15:54,443
Oh, and to Callum for being
the only guy in the village.

299
00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:58,843
Er, hello?  And Marcus. Right,
don't worry about the washing up.

300
00:15:58,843 --> 00:16:02,203
I am going to build
a big old fire in the wood burner.

301
00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:05,563
Oh, nice one.  Yeah, Cat, we're
on the night shift, remember?

302
00:16:05,563 --> 00:16:07,163
Oh. Fine.

303
00:16:07,163 --> 00:16:09,923
Oh, my God.

304
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,163
Look how many of these she's had.

305
00:16:22,443 --> 00:16:26,043
You don't get half as many stars
in the city.

306
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:28,203
Can't beat a bit of fresh air.

307
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,643
Probably why I slept
so well when I was a milkmaid.

308
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,483
Then, of course, my bed
was a hay bale.

309
00:16:37,483 --> 00:16:40,123
My alarm clock was birdsong,

310
00:16:40,123 --> 00:16:43,483
and my bathroom was yonder stream.

311
00:16:43,483 --> 00:16:46,923
Yonder was a big word
back in yesteryear,

312
00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:51,123
as was "yesteryear",
as was "smallpox."

313
00:16:51,123 --> 00:16:54,603
I sleep really well here too.

314
00:16:54,603 --> 00:16:55,803
Which is weird,

315
00:16:55,803 --> 00:16:59,923
because I've been
sleeping terribly since, you know.

316
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:02,403
Your mum's heartbroken.

317
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:06,123
She loves the arse off you,
you know that.

318
00:17:06,123 --> 00:17:08,883
There you are. Anyone need anything?

319
00:17:08,883 --> 00:17:12,043
All right. Well, you know
where to find me!

320
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:13,523
SHE CHUCKLES MANICALLY

321
00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:16,843
I'll be chopping wood.

322
00:17:16,843 --> 00:17:19,603
Who the fuck gave that
woman energy drinks?

323
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:20,963
HE LAUGHS

324
00:17:25,723 --> 00:17:27,923
SHEEP BLEAT

325
00:17:30,203 --> 00:17:32,483
Bollocks. Phone's died.

326
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:36,083
I think that's a sign from Dad
that I should probably go home.

327
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:38,043
It's definitely not a sign.

328
00:17:38,043 --> 00:17:39,683
Oh, I'm knackered, Cath.

329
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:43,123
I was woken up well early by
those stupid shouting hens.

330
00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:46,323
Cockerels. So, you're just going
to leave me on my own, are you?

331
00:17:46,323 --> 00:17:48,123
Well, it's supposed to be
a holiday, babe.

332
00:17:48,123 --> 00:17:50,803
Right, and what do you need a
holiday from? You don't have a job.

333
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,243
Well, I'm still knackered
from all the revision.

334
00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:56,163
Oh, whatever, Cat.

335
00:17:56,163 --> 00:17:59,483
What's that supposed to mean?

336
00:17:59,483 --> 00:18:03,163
I know you quit the maths class.
Eamon Hammond told me.

337
00:18:03,163 --> 00:18:05,763
Yeah, I quit. Big deal.

338
00:18:05,763 --> 00:18:08,283
Well, why didn't you tell me?
Because I knew you'd judge me,

339
00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:10,603
even though you let me down
by buggering off

340
00:18:10,603 --> 00:18:13,723
with our maths teacher,
which is especially shit

341
00:18:13,723 --> 00:18:15,723
given that you knew
how much I hated school.

342
00:18:15,723 --> 00:18:17,203
Oh, God, spare me.

343
00:18:17,203 --> 00:18:19,163
I didn't have a life like yours.

344
00:18:19,163 --> 00:18:21,203
I didn't even have
parents like yours.

345
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:23,283
I didn't even have a dad like yours

346
00:18:23,283 --> 00:18:26,403
because he was so worried
about losing your family

347
00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:28,443
that he totally mugged mine off.

348
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:31,403
So your life not working out
is my fault, is it?

349
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:32,683
Two words. Grow up.

350
00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:36,643
Any time anything gets remotely
tricky, you bolt for the hills.

351
00:18:36,643 --> 00:18:39,163
You know, we should be having
this argument in the stables,

352
00:18:39,163 --> 00:18:41,723
because you are really milking
your high horse.

353
00:18:41,723 --> 00:18:43,243
That's not even an expression.

354
00:18:43,243 --> 00:18:47,483
Stop correcting me! You know,
you are such a frickin' hypocrite.

355
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:49,763
How dare you lecture me on
my life decisions

356
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:52,323
when you're the one
who took a promotion

357
00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:54,323
from a bunch of sexist pricks?

358
00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:55,723
Because I'm a realist.

359
00:18:55,723 --> 00:18:59,083
OK, Cat?
Life is about making compromises.

360
00:18:59,083 --> 00:19:03,043
You know what? I don't need this.
I'm out.

361
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,443
Good luck giving birth, lady sheeps.

362
00:19:05,443 --> 00:19:07,723
Sheep! Singular.

363
00:19:16,683 --> 00:19:18,843
What are you doing now?

364
00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,803
I'm just chopping some wood
for the fire.

365
00:19:21,803 --> 00:19:24,043
Can't have my guests
getting chilly.

366
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:26,243
PHONE PINGS

367
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:26,243
It's a message.

368
00:19:26,243 --> 00:19:29,123
VOICEMAIL: Hello. This is Jill from
Omega Pension Providers.

369
00:19:29,123 --> 00:19:31,403
You'll be pleased to hear
that we've spoken

370
00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:34,523
to the recipient named on
Mr Walcott's policy.  Recipient?

371
00:19:34,523 --> 00:19:36,723
And they've received
all the payments to date.

372
00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:39,563
We're going to go ahead and
close the case now, my love.

373
00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:42,643
Have a lovely weekend, my love.
Bye, now!

374
00:19:42,643 --> 00:19:44,643
What?

375
00:19:44,643 --> 00:19:46,003
What the...?

376
00:19:46,003 --> 00:19:49,083
Right, come on, Dawn, inside.

377
00:19:49,083 --> 00:19:51,363
I really need a drink.

378
00:19:52,803 --> 00:19:56,123
I'll be in as soon
as I've finished this pile.

379
00:19:56,123 --> 00:19:58,603
No, look. It's fine,
it's not even that chilly.

380
00:19:58,603 --> 00:20:01,803
I just need to go inside now.
Come on. Come on.

381
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:05,883
Look, darling,

382
00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:09,203
you really need to go easy
with these energy drinks.

383
00:20:09,203 --> 00:20:12,763
I'm going to take them away.

384
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:15,283
Oh, don't you dare!

385
00:20:16,763 --> 00:20:18,843
Oh, God, where am I?

386
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:22,043
Oh, bloody hell.

387
00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:24,123
Bollocks.

388
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:44,763
Come on, Dad.

389
00:20:44,763 --> 00:20:47,283
What shall I do?

390
00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:49,643
Give me a sign.

391
00:20:56,203 --> 00:20:57,723
Brought you a hotty botty.

392
00:21:09,003 --> 00:21:11,363
SHEEP BLEATS

393
00:21:11,363 --> 00:21:15,003
Shit. How did you get out
of the shed?

394
00:21:15,003 --> 00:21:18,243
Help! Help!

395
00:21:20,003 --> 00:21:23,283
Oh. I can't.

396
00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:25,563
Oh, God.

397
00:21:26,603 --> 00:21:28,843
I can't do it.

398
00:21:28,843 --> 00:21:31,283
I can't.

399
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:33,043
Fuck.

400
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:35,643
Oh, fuck's sake.

401
00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:40,083
OK. Oh! I can.

402
00:21:41,443 --> 00:21:43,683
Right, I'm sorry about
the acrylics, babe.

403
00:21:43,683 --> 00:21:48,243
OK? OK.

404
00:21:48,243 --> 00:21:50,723
Aah!  Dawn, just give me the axe.

405
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:54,163
No. I want to finish this. Raaar!

406
00:21:54,163 --> 00:21:57,723
OK, OK, all right. You keep the axe.

407
00:21:57,723 --> 00:22:01,403
It's fine. Back, back, back, back.

408
00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:02,723
Get Marcus.

409
00:22:08,803 --> 00:22:11,003
Where's Cat?  Oh, don't know.

410
00:22:11,003 --> 00:22:13,283
Definitely not revising,
I know that.

411
00:22:16,963 --> 00:22:19,483
I'll stay up here with you
if you like.

412
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:23,003
Be your "sheep-erone", ha!

413
00:22:27,923 --> 00:22:30,883
Cathy, I need to tell you something.

414
00:22:30,883 --> 00:22:32,643
The reason Meredith
and I broke up

415
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:36,363
was because she realised that
I'm still in love with you.

416
00:22:36,363 --> 00:22:37,563
What?

417
00:22:37,563 --> 00:22:40,963
It's true. I love you.

418
00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:43,443
I love everything about you.

419
00:22:44,603 --> 00:22:47,083
I love how you put Szechuan
pepper in the grinder

420
00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:48,443
instead of black pepper,

421
00:22:48,443 --> 00:22:51,923
which is a real game-changer,
by the way.

422
00:22:51,923 --> 00:22:53,803
And how you can talk to anyone,

423
00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:57,443
and be genuinely interested
in what they have to say.

424
00:22:57,443 --> 00:23:02,403
I love how kind you are to me, even
though I really don't deserve it.

425
00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:07,243
What I'm trying to say is,

426
00:23:07,243 --> 00:23:09,243
can we try again?

427
00:23:10,243 --> 00:23:12,763
We can take it as slow as you want.

428
00:23:12,763 --> 00:23:16,723
Cathy, my balls are in your court.

429
00:23:16,723 --> 00:23:18,803
Hmm.

430
00:23:21,243 --> 00:23:23,243
Would you please be my girlfriend?

431
00:23:23,243 --> 00:23:29,003
Marcus, Dawn's gone bonkers with
the axe. We need you to sedate her.

432
00:23:43,483 --> 00:23:46,443
Auntie Dawn! It's me. It's Marcus.

433
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,683
I've got to finish this pile.

434
00:23:49,683 --> 00:23:50,723
It's OK.

435
00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:54,483
That's cool. Finishing the job.
I get that.

436
00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:59,163
But we're all here to
give you a rest, Auntie Dawn.

437
00:23:59,163 --> 00:24:02,163
We can't have you chopping wood
all night.

438
00:24:02,163 --> 00:24:04,683
I've got to finish this pile.

439
00:24:04,683 --> 00:24:08,523
I know you do.
I'm just going to take these cans.

440
00:24:10,643 --> 00:24:14,363
There we go. Good Auntie Dawn.

441
00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:16,803
Yeah. Very gentle.

442
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,803
Nothing to worry about.

443
00:24:18,803 --> 00:24:23,723
Let's all just take
some deep breaths, yeah?

444
00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:26,123
Deep breaths, Auntie Dawn.

445
00:24:26,123 --> 00:24:29,683
Deep breaths, Auntie Dawn.

446
00:24:37,803 --> 00:24:41,523
You stole my special drinks!

447
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:48,763
I did it! I've got the axe!

448
00:24:48,763 --> 00:24:51,883
That's my milking stool!

449
00:24:56,923 --> 00:25:00,443
Marcus is giving Dawn some
antihistamine sedative things

450
00:25:00,443 --> 00:25:04,123
to knock her out. How's your stool?

451
00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:09,363
She's ornamental
rather than functional now.

452
00:25:09,363 --> 00:25:13,803
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, what a night.

453
00:25:15,083 --> 00:25:16,723
You know, I just found out

454
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,723
Colin's pension has been
going to somebody else.

455
00:25:19,723 --> 00:25:24,403
What? Did they say who?  Nope.

456
00:25:25,723 --> 00:25:26,843
Oh, God, Marilyn,

457
00:25:26,843 --> 00:25:30,243
you don't think there could be
another family, do you?

458
00:25:30,243 --> 00:25:31,483
I wouldn't put it past him.

459
00:25:31,483 --> 00:25:34,643
I don't think we'll ever know
everything about that man.

460
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:40,003
What am I going to do now?

461
00:25:41,283 --> 00:25:45,363
No house, no pension,
can't sell that bloody Ferrari.

462
00:25:47,123 --> 00:25:51,163
Oh. I can't keep doing this.

463
00:25:51,163 --> 00:25:52,723
I just need peace.

464
00:25:52,723 --> 00:25:55,443
I might stay here with the sheep.

465
00:25:55,443 --> 00:25:59,363
I know what you mean.
I've found my inner milkmaid here.

466
00:25:59,363 --> 00:26:01,443
You really believe in this
past life stuff?

467
00:26:01,443 --> 00:26:03,083
Of course.

468
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:07,003
I've had lives before,
and I've had lives within this life.

469
00:26:07,003 --> 00:26:11,163
I was someone else before I met
Colin, and I'm someone else now.

470
00:26:11,163 --> 00:26:16,123
I envy you.
I need to live more lives.

471
00:26:16,123 --> 00:26:18,323
I've barely even lived this life.

472
00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:21,963
Mum, Mum! Mum, come here.

473
00:26:24,763 --> 00:26:28,163
I did it!
I gave birth to a baby sheep.

474
00:26:28,163 --> 00:26:30,283
LAMB BLEATS

475
00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:17,563
What the hell am I supposed
to do now, Colin?

476
00:27:32,923 --> 00:27:36,123
Don't worry, baby girl.
I'm going to make you so proud.

477
00:27:36,123 --> 00:27:39,603
I'm going to go back to school
and I'm going to work my arse off,

478
00:27:39,603 --> 00:27:41,203
and then next time you'll see me,

479
00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:42,963
I'll show you what
a success I've become.

480
00:27:42,963 --> 00:27:44,723
CAR HORN BEEPS

481
00:27:44,723 --> 00:27:46,403
Come on, Cat!

482
00:27:46,403 --> 00:27:49,923
Are you sure you don't want me
to stay an extra day?

483
00:27:49,923 --> 00:27:53,683
Oh, God, no. You go on.
I'm under doctor's orders.

484
00:27:53,683 --> 00:27:55,763
No more energy drinks for this gal.

485
00:27:55,763 --> 00:27:58,443
Oh, Cat,
you go in the Ferrari with Mum.

486
00:27:58,443 --> 00:28:00,043
It just makes more sense.

487
00:28:02,483 --> 00:28:05,883
Oh. Shotgun! Sorry, mate.

488
00:28:09,443 --> 00:28:11,923
The answer's yes.

489
00:28:11,923 --> 00:28:14,323
Can I get you anything for the road?

490
00:28:14,323 --> 00:28:18,563
Chicken? Rabbit? Rabbit,
chicken? OK, bon voyage.

491
00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:20,923
Look after my lamb, yeah?
Don't you dare eat it.

492
00:28:34,403 --> 00:28:38,523
MUSIC: 2-4-6-8 Motorway
by Tom Robinson Band

493
00:28:42,483 --> 00:28:45,683
# 2-4-6-8 ain't never too late

494
00:28:45,683 --> 00:28:49,243
# Me and my radio truckin' on
through the night

495
00:28:50,363 --> 00:28:54,203
# 3-5-7-9 on a double white line

496
00:28:54,203 --> 00:28:56,723
# Motorway sun coming up
with the morning light

497
00:28:57,923 --> 00:29:01,123
# Whizzkid sitting pretty
on your two-wheel stallion

498
00:29:01,123 --> 00:29:04,763
# This ol' ten-ton lorry
got a bead on you

499
00:29:04,763 --> 00:29:08,643
# Ain't no use setting up with
a bad companion

500
00:29:08,643 --> 00:29:12,043
# Ain't nobody get the better
of you-know-who. #