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Right, vectors.

2
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Oh, God, we've got so much
to get through.

3
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Hey, relax. You're going to nail it.

4
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And you've got all of tomorrow
to revise.  I don't.

5
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I've got that stupid, dumb
family thing to go to.

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Just bail, then.
Why don't you come mine?

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We'll get some edibles
off my cousin, you know.

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Take the edge off the nerves.

9
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No. I can't.

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I promised Angela
I'd get Callum along

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to their bloody Northern Soul night,

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which is annoying,

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cos the last person
I want to see is bloody Cathy.

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APPROACHING:  Come on, Angela. Have
a look at some of my stuff.  Shit.

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When are you going to tell your
family about this maths exam?

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Never. I just don't
want the pressure.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Are you all right, guys?  Yeah.
Yes, Cat's mum.

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Just got to get to the wardrobe.

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Now, what do you think?

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There is this one,
and then there's this one.

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God, I've missed all this.

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Mm, I am gagging to get
back on the dance floor.

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It's the closest I've come to
ecstasy outside the bedroom.

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I feel...flushed just
thinking about it.

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I feel sick.

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What if Callum doesn't
want to talk to me?

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Are you kidding me?

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A Northern Soul night
is like dancing in

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a big throbbing heart.

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If you can't kiss and make up
to a bit of Sandi Sheldon

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and a bag of amphetamines,
it's a lost cause.

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If Callum doesn't want to see
Angela, you shouldn't force it.

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ALL: Shut up, Deggs.  Come on.

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Oh!

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Sorry, forgot my girdle.

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Oi.  What?  Don't you dare
wank over my mum.

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Sorry.

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HE SIGHS

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Right, vectors. Thank you.

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What are you doing?

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I'm pinching myself.

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I can't believe I get to wake up to
your cute button nose every morning.

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ALARM RINGS

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Whoa.

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Oh. Sorry...sorry.

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I've just got my first day
with my new team

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so I just wanted to make triply
sure that I didn't over-sleep.

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Wow. OK. Well, er,

50
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can I take my sexy Divisional
Director of Delegated Authorities

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out for a celebratory
dinner tonight?

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Oh, I would love to,

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but we've got Marilyn's
stupid Northern Soul night.

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Er, tomorrow?

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Oh, balls. It's Dad's anniversary

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so we've got to go
to his memorial bench.

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Ah. So, am I invited to either

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of these or do I
not count as family yet?

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Oh, absolutely. It's just because

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I haven't really broached
our rekindling with Cat yet.

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Why can't your sister
just be happy for us?

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Cos she's a big baby.

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You know, she hasn't
apologised for farm-gate yet.

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CAMERA CLICKS

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You're not taking
a dick pic, are you?

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No. I...I was just taking
a photo of the spot on

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the back of my neck
that I can't see with my eyes.

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And can you not joke
about that, please?

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It brings back a lot
of painful memories.

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Oh. I'm really sorry.
Yeah, of course. Erm...

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Look, why don't you and
your spot come tonight?

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Yeah?  Absolutely.

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MARCUS LAUGHS

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Just a heads up,

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Angela is planning
a reunion with Callum,

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and muggins here has been
roped in to lure him.

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No doubt Callum will be showing off
his pecs to all and sundry.

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I don't get why everyone finds
him so attractive. Do you?

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I...it's not really crossed my mind.

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KNOCK

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Sorry, can you knock?
I did knock.

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She did knock, to be fair.

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Thank you, Marcus.
I brought your favourite.

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Porridge with
blueberries and honey.

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Booyah. Thanks, Tess Express.

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HE LAUGHS

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# If you change your mind

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# I'm the first in line

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# Honey, I'm still free

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# Take a chance on me... #

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SHE SIGHS

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# If you need me, let me know

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# Gonna be around... #

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DOOR SHUTS HEAVILY

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# If you've got no place to go

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# When you're feeling down

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# If you're all alone

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# When the pretty birds have flown

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# Honey, I'm still free

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# Take a chance on me

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# Gonna do my very best

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# And it ain't no lie

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# If you put me to the test

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# If you let... #

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DOOR BANGS

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Fucking door.

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Do you mind if I watch some telly?

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Yeah, whatever.

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CAT CLEARS THROAT

110
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Hello. I'm Catherine Walcott.

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I'm the new Divisional Director
of Delegated Authorities.

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Morgan Philips.

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Director of Insurance
Linked Securities.

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Shaun Palmer.

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Practice Leader for Residual Value
Insurance. Whatever that means.

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OK. Well, I brought you
some doughnuts,

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and I'm very excited to
be working with you both.

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Do you want to just step into
the kitchen for a moment?

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Sorry, what's all this about?  Sh.

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COFFEE MACHINE DRONES

121
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You can't be too sure
they're not listening.

122
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So...

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..what did you do
to get sent here, hey?

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Huh? Official complaint?
Oh, are you a whistle-blower?

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I'm sorry?

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I asked for my statutory
two-week paternity leave

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when my triplets were born.

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I complained about
the disabled access.

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They make you sign an NDA?  Yeah.

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And then they offered you
the promotion to pay you off?

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Shit.

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All right. Woo!

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Finally welcoming the waiting room
to the 21st century.

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OK. Press play.

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Am I going mad or does that
look a bit like me?

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Yes.

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But older, much older.

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So, you want me to sit here all day
watching myself nearly dying

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in a variety of different ways?

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Have you any idea
when you might be moving on,

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by the way?

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I am going to need to find
a permanent replacement.

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I will be remaining in my post
until further notice.

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Also, if I'm not receiving
Colin's pension,

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I am going to need a pay rise.

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I read in The Telegraph that
Meghan Markle pays

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her executive PA $170,000 a year.

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Right. You are on
a pretty decent rate for someone

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with no qualifications

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and who likes to play
Chris De Burgh during work hours.

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Well, can I at least eBay
that old telly?

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Yeah, yeah, fine.

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It has to be gone
by the end of the day.

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PHONE RINGS

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Play.

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QUIET MUSIC: The Lady In Red
by Chris de Burgh

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Right. E...hyphen...B.

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PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

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Thanks.

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Thank you so much.  You're all right.

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Hey, what's that about?

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I'm the face of Fanta in Taiwan.

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Oh, I've missed you, bro.  Oh.  Oh.

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This is cool, innit?
Never been to a Northern Soul night.

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So, was Dad really into this, then?
Is that why we're here?

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Yeah. Ask Cathy, she booked it.

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Wait, is that Marcus?

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Oh, yeah, it is Marcus.

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Hey.  I thought it was meant
to be just us three,

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having a piss-up,
in memory of our dad.

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Oh, gross.
Why is she back with that melt?

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Oh, what is he wearing?
It's like Rupert the frigging bear.

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Hi.  Cathy.

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Come here. I've missed you.

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It's nice to see you.

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Yeah, we missed you too, mate.

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Yeah.

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Now shall we join the back of
the queue, then, or what?  Yeah.

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Oh, God, I've got nervous burps.

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Do you want to drop a Rennie?

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Right.

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How much shall I put in the meter?

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Well, I'm not leaving until 5am.

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There's something primal about
dancing through the night

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and then walking home

186
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and hearing the first bird song
of the dawn chorus.

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It's... It's like a rebirth.

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Well, you'll be getting a cab,

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because I'm going to be home
for the ten o'clock news.

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I think it's safe to say
Colin did not have a type.

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Oh, guys, guys.

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Cathy had her first day
with her new team today.

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Yeah, real power player now,
this one.

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Oh, yeah. How, was it?

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Yeah. Absolutely wunderbar.
You know.

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Big office,
express queue to the canteen.

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Yeah, and my colleagues are
absolutely top blokes. So...

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Are you bloody kidding me?

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Meredith is having a book signing?

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Is that the one you dumped
Cathy for?

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Yeah. It was a temporary lapse
in judgment for, like, two months.

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That's a long lapse.

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00:08:57,683 --> 00:09:00,003
Lapses are an indeterminate
amount, OK?

204
00:09:00,003 --> 00:09:01,763
And also I feel really bad about it,

205
00:09:01,763 --> 00:09:04,563
So can you stop bringing it up,
Callum?

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00:09:04,563 --> 00:09:06,043
At bloody last.

207
00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:15,083
Listen, I don't want to see you
and you don't want to see me,

208
00:09:15,083 --> 00:09:16,923
so let's just reunite

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00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,083
Callum and Angela and get
the heck out of here.

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00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,723
Fantastic. Fine by me.

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00:09:20,723 --> 00:09:23,563
Oi, if your name's not on
the list, you're not coming in.

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00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,283
Hey!  Doing all right, my love?

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00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:27,763
Oh, babe, yeah.

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Guys, this is my mate, Brian.

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00:09:29,723 --> 00:09:32,243
Brian, this is my sister, Cathy,
and her boyfriend.

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Very sexy couple.
Can I get a picture with you?

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00:09:35,603 --> 00:09:37,723
I collect selfies
with sexy couples.

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00:09:37,723 --> 00:09:41,083
Oh, no. I'm her brother.

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Yeah. I'm the boyfriend/soulmate,
so...

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Are we still doing the photo?

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00:09:46,163 --> 00:09:47,803
No, you're all right.

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Brian and I used to go
magnet fishing down the canal.

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We found a gun once.

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What are you wearing?

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00:09:54,603 --> 00:09:56,523
Oh, it's a Northern Soul get-up.

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00:09:56,523 --> 00:09:58,283
I researched it on Pinterest.

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00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,043
Where are our mums?

228
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,323
You, you, now.

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00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,683
Oi, Cat!

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I've reserved you a booth.
Over here.

231
00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:23,883
Right, I'll get the drinky poos in,
celebrate my baby's big promotion.

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Where are the bogs?

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Oh!

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00:10:37,323 --> 00:10:39,003
God, what is that?

235
00:10:39,003 --> 00:10:40,763
It's the Russian version of Campari.

236
00:10:40,763 --> 00:10:44,243
It's delicious as long as you don't
breathe next to naked flames.

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00:10:46,763 --> 00:10:49,403
Oh! How many units in that?

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00:10:49,403 --> 00:10:51,963
I'm driving home.  Not any more.

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Thanks for doing this.

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00:10:55,643 --> 00:10:57,483
For helping me.

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I mean it.

242
00:10:58,843 --> 00:11:01,683
I'm used to doing things on my own.

243
00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:04,163
I'm usually the only woman
in the room.

244
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,883
I'm usually the only black woman
in the room, you know.

245
00:11:07,883 --> 00:11:10,963
But the thought of not
having Callum and Peter,

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00:11:10,963 --> 00:11:14,003
that is a different level
of being all alone.

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00:11:14,003 --> 00:11:17,683
Well, here's to family,
new and old.

248
00:11:17,683 --> 00:11:19,843
Can I have another sip of that?

249
00:11:19,843 --> 00:11:21,443
I've finished it.

250
00:11:27,403 --> 00:11:30,923
All right, what is 60 as
a product of its prime numbers?

251
00:11:30,923 --> 00:11:34,123
Two, three, and five.

252
00:11:34,123 --> 00:11:37,403
Yes, yes, Rachel Riley!
You're going to ace this.

253
00:11:37,403 --> 00:11:39,483
I'm not. I'm well nervous.

254
00:11:39,483 --> 00:11:42,163
I just want to get
this mambush done and split.

255
00:11:42,163 --> 00:11:44,403
Cat, mate, you've got this.
You need to stop worrying.

256
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:47,523
NO SOUND

257
00:11:47,523 --> 00:11:48,563
I can't hear you.

258
00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:52,523
Sorry, I muted myself
cos I was having a pee.

259
00:11:52,523 --> 00:11:57,243
MUSIC: Tainted Love
by Gloria Jones

260
00:11:57,243 --> 00:11:58,683
This is fun, isn't it?

261
00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:00,003
Yeah, it's great.

262
00:12:00,003 --> 00:12:02,883
Why did you get us tickets
to a Northern Soul night, then?

263
00:12:02,883 --> 00:12:06,683
Oh, er... Cat got the tickets, so...

264
00:12:06,683 --> 00:12:08,403
Just got yourself a drink, did you?

265
00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:10,523
Yeah, it's a Coke.
I'm not going to buy a whole round

266
00:12:10,523 --> 00:12:11,923
if I'm just having a Coke, babe.

267
00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:15,123
Yeah, well, as long as
you're all right...babe.

268
00:12:15,123 --> 00:12:16,483
As long as I'M all right?

269
00:12:16,483 --> 00:12:18,203
Oh, whatever, Trevor.

270
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,963
There's nothing stopping you
going and buying your own drink.

271
00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:22,923
You could buy the whole club drinks

272
00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:26,323
now you've got your fancy,
showy-offy job, babe.

273
00:12:26,323 --> 00:12:28,563
Right, stop. Do you know what?

274
00:12:28,563 --> 00:12:30,683
If this is what tonight's going
to be like, then I'm just going

275
00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:33,123
to call it a night.  Oh, no, no,
don't go.  Don't go, don't go.

276
00:12:33,123 --> 00:12:34,643
Stop being dicks.

277
00:12:34,643 --> 00:12:38,443
You two are the ones that are
always going on about bloody family

278
00:12:38,443 --> 00:12:42,283
and mistakes and sorting shit out,
and look at you.

279
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:45,843
I'm going to the gents' and when I
get back, you two better be talking.

280
00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:48,843
Excuse me.

281
00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:51,003
Can you stop snogging against me?

282
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,403
Urgh!

283
00:12:53,963 --> 00:12:55,523
Oh.

284
00:12:55,523 --> 00:12:59,323
All right! Champagne for my queens!

285
00:12:59,323 --> 00:13:00,843
Whoa! Argh!

286
00:13:00,843 --> 00:13:02,123
Oh, my God!

287
00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:05,523
Marcus, are you OK?  Are you OK?

288
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:08,163
That actually hurt, so can you
stop laughing at me, please?

289
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:09,803
Sorry. I'm so sorry. Are you OK?

290
00:13:09,803 --> 00:13:15,763
Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's
lemon slice on the floor, guys.

291
00:13:15,763 --> 00:13:17,883
That round just cost me
40 quid, you know.

292
00:13:17,883 --> 00:13:20,403
I'm so sorry.  I'll go and get a mop.

293
00:13:24,123 --> 00:13:25,803
Oh, my God.  Poor Marcus.

294
00:13:25,803 --> 00:13:27,843
Oh, that was so funny.

295
00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:29,363
Oh.

296
00:13:29,363 --> 00:13:31,403
No, but listen,
I've got a true story.

297
00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:34,483
I have never ever fallen over
in my whole entire life.

298
00:13:34,483 --> 00:13:37,483
Seriously?  Yeah. I mean, you'd think
I would with being, like, top-heavy,

299
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:41,603
but I am just gifted with
an incredible centre of gravity.

300
00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:46,643
Who says, "Champagne for my queens"?

301
00:13:48,683 --> 00:13:52,723
MUSIC: Can't You See (You're Losing
Me) by Mary Wells

302
00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:59,483
Right, I'm in need of a very strong
cocktail for Dutch courage.

303
00:13:59,483 --> 00:14:02,323
Who's with me?  Rather.  Absolutely.

304
00:14:04,283 --> 00:14:07,843
Oh, I should point out
I'm not in a financial position

305
00:14:07,843 --> 00:14:10,403
to buy anybody a drink tonight.

306
00:14:10,403 --> 00:14:11,923
Three dirty martinis.

307
00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:18,443
Right, is there a VIP area
or do we just, erm, stand here?

308
00:14:19,843 --> 00:14:21,683
Marilyn?

309
00:14:21,683 --> 00:14:23,403
Marilyn, are you all right?

310
00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:24,843
MARILYN STUTTERS

311
00:14:24,843 --> 00:14:27,923
It's just overwhelming being here.

312
00:14:27,923 --> 00:14:30,883
The stink of the sweat,
the vibrations.

313
00:14:30,883 --> 00:14:32,283
Do you feel that, Tess?

314
00:14:32,283 --> 00:14:35,003
Oh, I feel it. I dig it big-time.

315
00:14:35,003 --> 00:14:37,443
I was quite the mover
back in the day, you know.

316
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,843
Should have seen me at the Young
Conservatives' summer ball.

317
00:14:40,843 --> 00:14:42,603
Bugger me.

318
00:14:42,603 --> 00:14:47,003
I haven't felt this
magical since 1982.

319
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:50,203
Oh, God. There he is. There he is.

320
00:14:50,203 --> 00:14:51,403
Wish me luck.

321
00:14:53,483 --> 00:14:54,523
GLASS SHATTERS

322
00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:57,883
Callum.

323
00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:59,163
No, Callum.

324
00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:00,523
What are you doing here?

325
00:15:00,523 --> 00:15:03,643
Callum, please, I just...
I need to tell you that I am sorry.

326
00:15:03,643 --> 00:15:06,083
Did everyone know about this?
Is this all planned?

327
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:07,843
Some kind of mum trap?

328
00:15:07,843 --> 00:15:11,443
He looks just like Colin
when he's angry.

329
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:14,803
Yeah, me too. Like when you go to
the cinema. Just too loud.

330
00:15:14,803 --> 00:15:19,043
You lied to me my whole life.

331
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,083
I'm really sorry, but I can't hear.

332
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:24,083
I said you lied
to me my whole life!

333
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:26,243
I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

334
00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:28,523
No. No, I'm leaving.

335
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:41,963
Tess...

336
00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:43,683
Tess. Shit!

337
00:15:43,683 --> 00:15:45,603
Angela's choking!  Oh, Angela!

338
00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:50,883
OK, Heimlich manoeuvre.

339
00:15:54,403 --> 00:15:55,923
Mum!  She's all right.

340
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,443
Are you all right?

341
00:15:57,443 --> 00:15:58,643
Doctor coming through!

342
00:15:58,643 --> 00:15:59,683
Whaaargh!

343
00:16:00,803 --> 00:16:03,283
Oh, come here, baby boy.

344
00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:05,643
You gave me such a shock, Mum.

345
00:16:05,643 --> 00:16:08,363
OK, who dropped this olive?

346
00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:11,763
Has no-one heard of
a dustpan and brush?

347
00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:16,203
Choking on an olive.
What a middle-class way to die.

348
00:16:16,203 --> 00:16:18,003
Yeah, thank God
you're all right, Mum.

349
00:16:18,003 --> 00:16:20,283
Yeah.  It was like a scene
from Holby City.

350
00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,043
How do you even know that shit?

351
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:26,523
Oh, from watching myself die on
the TV at work again and again.

352
00:16:26,523 --> 00:16:30,163
So, I guess being my
receptionist has saved a life.

353
00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,483
No need to thank me.

354
00:16:32,683 --> 00:16:34,923
Right, I'm going to
get the drinks in.

355
00:16:34,923 --> 00:16:37,803
MUSIC: Twenty-Five Miles
by Edwin Starr

356
00:16:40,883 --> 00:16:42,643
Thank you.  Oh, it's cash only,
I'm afraid.

357
00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:44,963
You're joking?
This is the 21st century.

358
00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:48,963
No, it's not. It's a Northern Soul
revival. It's 1978.

359
00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:51,403
Fine. Is there
a cash point nearby or...?

360
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:11,523
Thank you.

361
00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:15,763
This isn't one of mine.

362
00:17:15,763 --> 00:17:17,123
Cathy!  Hmm.

363
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,363
Hi! I didn't know that you
were a fan.  I'm not a fan.

364
00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:23,363
I've just come here to say
that I'm back with Marcus

365
00:17:23,363 --> 00:17:26,843
and that you are, you know...

366
00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:29,043
..big, fat egg on your face.

367
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,523
Didn't really prepare this,
but, erm...

368
00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:34,163
..just wanted to say that
a very firm heads up,

369
00:17:34,163 --> 00:17:35,723
we're back together, so...

370
00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,963
You do know that guy's a scumbag?

371
00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:42,243
Rich. Rich coming from you, the
unelected queen of the scumbags.

372
00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:43,723
Queens are never elected.

373
00:17:43,723 --> 00:17:45,163
Yes, I know that.

374
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:46,723
I also know that you guys broke up

375
00:17:46,723 --> 00:17:48,403
because he was still
in love with me.

376
00:17:48,403 --> 00:17:51,123
I dumped him because
I caught him back on Tinder.

377
00:17:51,123 --> 00:17:55,283
Look, Cathy, you seem like a really
nice lady and, in another world,

378
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,603
we'd probably be
swapping frangipane recipes,

379
00:17:57,603 --> 00:18:00,123
but Marcus is...
WHISPERS:  ..a shitbag liar.

380
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:03,643
This is what he sent
me this morning.

381
00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:06,283
SHE SIGHS

382
00:18:07,523 --> 00:18:09,243
OK. Nice try, Meredith.

383
00:18:09,243 --> 00:18:11,043
That's the dick pic
he sent you last year.

384
00:18:11,043 --> 00:18:12,563
Look at what it's resting on.

385
00:18:15,523 --> 00:18:16,763
Oh, my God.

386
00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:20,283
That's this week's copy
of The Economist.

387
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:23,163
I'm really sorry, Cathy,
but the guy is an absolute turd.

388
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,963
Oh, God.

389
00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:29,363
Ohh...

390
00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:33,323
Mind if I pop behind your banner?

391
00:18:39,123 --> 00:18:42,643
SCREAMS: GOD!

392
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,723
Argh!

393
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:52,363
Would you like me to sign
a copy of the cookbook or not?

394
00:18:52,363 --> 00:18:53,483
Yes, please.

395
00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:56,083
If you can make it out to
Auntie Dawn. She's a big fan.

396
00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:04,523
You're not going to
believe this, Cat.

397
00:19:04,523 --> 00:19:08,043
He's done it again - he's been
sending dick pics again.

398
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:09,803
Oh, my God.
I can't believe how stupid I am.

399
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:12,723
Cathy, listen, look,
you need to look at this.

400
00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:13,883
Did you just get an email about

401
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,123
the DNA test we did on
Valentine's Day?

402
00:19:16,123 --> 00:19:17,803
Check out the results.

403
00:19:19,563 --> 00:19:20,803
Oh, thank God.

404
00:19:20,803 --> 00:19:22,243
It says you're my only sibling.

405
00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,403
Yeah.  There's no-one else.

406
00:19:24,403 --> 00:19:26,763
Yeah, so it's just me, you,
which means...

407
00:19:26,763 --> 00:19:28,043
I'm not related to Callum.

408
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:31,483
I'm gutted not to have a brother,
but, you know, look, he's happy.

409
00:19:31,483 --> 00:19:36,243
Guys, I need to call my
real, actual, biological dad.

410
00:19:38,203 --> 00:19:40,243
Right, let's try again.

411
00:19:40,243 --> 00:19:42,603
Champagne for my qu...

412
00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:45,003
Ugh! Ohh...

413
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:46,883
What was that for?!

414
00:19:46,883 --> 00:19:48,363
I'll tell you what that was for -

415
00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:51,723
because you're a lying,
duplicitous piece of shit.

416
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:53,523
I just spoke to Meredith.

417
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,763
She told me everything.

418
00:19:55,763 --> 00:19:57,843
Get out of my life.

419
00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,203
I can explain.

420
00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:01,243
Oi, Brian.

421
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:03,923
Oh!  Come on. Out.  No, no. No.

422
00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:06,523
Out!
Please. Cathy! Cathy, I love you!

423
00:20:08,483 --> 00:20:10,723
# Turning my heartbeat up

424
00:20:10,723 --> 00:20:11,963
# Ooo-ee

425
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:14,323
# Turning my heart beat up... #

426
00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:16,123
SHE COUGHS

427
00:20:14,323 --> 00:20:16,123
Mad, isn't it?

428
00:20:16,123 --> 00:20:19,843
You went through
all that shit for nothing.

429
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,603
I deserved it, babe.

430
00:20:21,603 --> 00:20:24,843
I lied and I lied and I lied.

431
00:20:24,843 --> 00:20:29,003
I know more about lying
than I do about EU export tax,

432
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:31,203
and that's saying something.

433
00:20:31,203 --> 00:20:33,723
I never felt like
I deserved anything -

434
00:20:33,723 --> 00:20:37,323
the house, cars, holiday -
because, deep down,

435
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:40,043
all I could think about
was this awful thing that I'd done.

436
00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:43,323
I wonder if Colin felt bad
for all his lies.

437
00:20:43,323 --> 00:20:44,603
Trust me.

438
00:20:44,603 --> 00:20:48,363
Those lies would have been
slowly eating him alive.

439
00:20:48,363 --> 00:20:50,283
Right, a toast.

440
00:20:51,723 --> 00:20:54,123
The truth shall set you free.

441
00:20:59,963 --> 00:21:03,043
Tess, I need to talk to you about...

442
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,243
Oh, my days! What a banger!

443
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:06,523
Come on, get up.

444
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:13,163
Oh, bloody hell, Cath.
What a night.

445
00:21:14,803 --> 00:21:16,843
How, was it? How was your dad?

446
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,883
He cried. I cried.

447
00:21:18,883 --> 00:21:21,683
Brian took a photo of me crying
for the photo collection.

448
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:26,003
So, yeah, I think I'm going to
head home and see my real dad.

449
00:21:26,003 --> 00:21:27,523
Sorry I'm not your brother.

450
00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:29,603
I was getting used
to having two sisters.

451
00:21:29,603 --> 00:21:32,123
Cal, girls, come on.
Come and have a dance.

452
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:34,323
And then there were two.

453
00:21:34,323 --> 00:21:36,483
THEY LAUGH

454
00:21:38,523 --> 00:21:42,043
# I've got to find a true love
that's really strong

455
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:44,763
# I'm gonna find me somebody
# Ooh yeah

456
00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:47,483
# Woo, got to find me somebody

457
00:21:47,483 --> 00:21:51,123
# I'm gonna find me somebody

458
00:21:51,123 --> 00:21:53,323
# Woo, got to find me somebody... #

459
00:21:53,323 --> 00:21:56,523
Freedom! I'll never be
a caged bird again.

460
00:21:56,523 --> 00:21:58,763
I'm free!

461
00:22:00,483 --> 00:22:03,323
# So please, love, come back here

462
00:22:04,363 --> 00:22:06,123
# You tried to make
a fool out of me... #

463
00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:07,963
Aaaaargh!

464
00:22:07,963 --> 00:22:09,283
Are you all right?  Ow.

465
00:22:09,283 --> 00:22:11,443
Ow!

466
00:22:11,443 --> 00:22:13,203
Oh, my leg.

467
00:22:13,203 --> 00:22:14,963
Are you just giving me gas and air?

468
00:22:14,963 --> 00:22:16,683
I'm going to need
more than that, mate.

469
00:22:16,683 --> 00:22:19,163
I know you've got
horse tranquilisers on you.

470
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,763
SHE GROANS

471
00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,763
All right, Mum.

472
00:22:23,763 --> 00:22:25,843
I'll come in the ambulance with you.

473
00:22:28,963 --> 00:22:31,443
Yeah, not now, Brian. Come on.

474
00:22:31,443 --> 00:22:32,603
Sorry.

475
00:22:41,563 --> 00:22:43,123
What are you doing here?

476
00:22:43,123 --> 00:22:45,563
I thought you'd be snogging Callum
now you're not related.

477
00:22:45,563 --> 00:22:47,603
SHE CHUCKLES
Well, I couldn't leave you, could I?

478
00:22:47,603 --> 00:22:49,443
Plus, it's just gone midnight.

479
00:22:49,443 --> 00:22:51,483
Happy birthday, Dad.

480
00:22:51,483 --> 00:22:53,403
And death day.

481
00:22:53,403 --> 00:22:55,803
SHE SIGHS

482
00:22:57,483 --> 00:22:59,363
Didn't achieve my golden triangle.

483
00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:02,083
I said I'd have it sorted
by Dad's first anniversary,

484
00:23:02,083 --> 00:23:05,083
but no boyfriend, shit job.

485
00:23:06,243 --> 00:23:08,683
At least I've got you.
Aw, babe.

486
00:23:08,683 --> 00:23:09,963
For what it's worth,

487
00:23:09,963 --> 00:23:12,843
I don't think life fits
into a triangle.  Mm.

488
00:23:12,843 --> 00:23:13,963
I think it's a circle,

489
00:23:13,963 --> 00:23:16,283
and everything feeds
into everything else,

490
00:23:16,283 --> 00:23:17,963
over and over again.

491
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,763
I mean, look at Dad.
He died on his birthday.

492
00:23:20,763 --> 00:23:23,643
As Elton John would say,
circle of life.

493
00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:24,803
Hm.

494
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,283
I actually think it was Tim Rice

495
00:23:26,283 --> 00:23:29,443
that wrote the lyrics
to the Lion King, but...  Oh.

496
00:23:29,443 --> 00:23:30,603
SHE SIGHS

497
00:23:30,603 --> 00:23:33,043
God, I'm tired.  Yeah, me, too.

498
00:23:33,043 --> 00:23:36,323
I've got to sit my Maths GCSE
in nine hours.

499
00:23:36,323 --> 00:23:37,803
What?

500
00:23:37,803 --> 00:23:39,283
You're joking.

501
00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:40,643
Why didn't you tell me?

502
00:23:40,643 --> 00:23:42,123
Cos it's the first time in ages

503
00:23:42,123 --> 00:23:44,323
that I've done something
just for myself.

504
00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,923
You're amazing.

505
00:23:45,923 --> 00:23:48,763
Cathy, will you test me?

506
00:23:48,763 --> 00:23:51,003
There is nothing
that I would love more.

507
00:23:52,203 --> 00:23:55,403
OK.  Mm-hm?  Calculate the angle of X.

508
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,483
Tess? Tess.

509
00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,723
Oh, go home, Marcus.

510
00:24:02,723 --> 00:24:04,523
Tess, listen to me.

511
00:24:04,523 --> 00:24:06,083
I'm a weak man.

512
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,483
I can't control myself.

513
00:24:07,483 --> 00:24:09,323
I don't even know why I do it.

514
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:10,803
But honestly,

515
00:24:10,803 --> 00:24:12,803
I love Cathy with all my heart,

516
00:24:12,803 --> 00:24:14,843
and I am nothing without her.

517
00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:16,483
Nothing.

518
00:24:16,483 --> 00:24:21,683
And you, you're my only friend,
so, please, help me.

519
00:24:21,683 --> 00:24:23,123
Please. Tess.

520
00:24:23,123 --> 00:24:25,843
Tessington World of Adventures.
Tess-la.

521
00:24:25,843 --> 00:24:28,603
I'll be taking tomorrow off
as a holiday.

522
00:24:28,603 --> 00:24:33,243
Yeah, but you need to give
at least three weeks' notice.

523
00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,723
Tess? Tess, we can talk about...

524
00:24:35,723 --> 00:24:37,443
RAIN PATTERS

525
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:42,563
You may turn your papers over now.

526
00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:56,683
We did it.  That gave me
a proper buzz, you know.

527
00:24:56,683 --> 00:24:57,963
We've done all right.  Oh.

528
00:24:57,963 --> 00:25:00,803
Right, well, it's a pleasure.
Oh, yeah.

529
00:25:00,803 --> 00:25:02,963
See you soon, Deggs. Thank you.

530
00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:05,323
Do you know if I pass,
will you go out with me?  No.

531
00:25:05,323 --> 00:25:06,563
CAR HORN BEEPS

532
00:25:10,123 --> 00:25:11,763
Ay-up.

533
00:25:13,003 --> 00:25:14,643
So, how did the exam go?

534
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:16,523
Oh, I don't know. It's done.

535
00:25:16,523 --> 00:25:18,003
Well, I'm so proud of you.

536
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:19,643
Just in case,

537
00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,683
I got you this.

538
00:25:21,683 --> 00:25:24,083
It's my GCSE Maths certificate.

539
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:26,883
You worked your arse off,
and you deserve to pass.

540
00:25:26,883 --> 00:25:30,043
Aw, that's dead nice of you, Cathy.

541
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:32,683
But you were right.
I need to do it for myself.

542
00:25:33,963 --> 00:25:35,883
I will have your
driving licence, though.

543
00:25:35,883 --> 00:25:36,923
Oh, God.

544
00:25:38,243 --> 00:25:40,083
Right, shall we go and see Dad?

545
00:25:43,763 --> 00:25:45,283
Here we are, then.

546
00:25:45,283 --> 00:25:47,803
The one-year anniversary.

547
00:25:47,803 --> 00:25:51,403
If you'd told me a year ago
that I'd be sitting in a Ferrari

548
00:25:51,403 --> 00:25:53,603
with my dead husband's mistress...

549
00:25:56,603 --> 00:25:58,323
I'll say this for Colin -

550
00:25:58,323 --> 00:26:00,643
he had excellent taste in women.

551
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,323
Oh, yes.

552
00:26:02,323 --> 00:26:04,803
But what a prick.  Oh. Hm.

553
00:26:04,803 --> 00:26:07,603
I mean, what a prick.

554
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:18,323
He might not have left any money,

555
00:26:18,323 --> 00:26:20,723
but I'll tell you
what he did leave me -

556
00:26:20,723 --> 00:26:22,523
you.

557
00:26:22,523 --> 00:26:24,843
A brilliant and beautiful friend.

558
00:26:24,843 --> 00:26:28,443
Oh, Tess. No, no. No, no, no.

559
00:26:28,443 --> 00:26:30,163
Yes, honestly.

560
00:26:30,163 --> 00:26:31,803
No, no.

561
00:26:31,803 --> 00:26:35,923
No. No, Tess, I...
I need you to listen.

562
00:26:35,923 --> 00:26:37,443
Listen.

563
00:26:37,443 --> 00:26:39,563
I need to tell you something.

564
00:26:41,763 --> 00:26:44,603
God, this is hard. Um, I just...

565
00:26:47,243 --> 00:26:50,003
..I know who's getting
Colin's pension.

566
00:26:52,723 --> 00:26:53,923
It's me.

567
00:26:55,763 --> 00:26:59,683
What?  He made me swear
not to tell a soul.

568
00:27:01,123 --> 00:27:05,043
He wanted to make sure me and Cat
were being looked after,

569
00:27:05,043 --> 00:27:09,843
and I guess he thought you would
get the house and his savings,

570
00:27:09,843 --> 00:27:11,283
but...

571
00:27:11,283 --> 00:27:13,203
..after everything
we've been through,

572
00:27:13,203 --> 00:27:16,683
after all this shit and grief,

573
00:27:16,683 --> 00:27:20,363
I just can't do an Angela
and lie to you.

574
00:27:20,363 --> 00:27:22,003
Are you joking?

575
00:27:23,283 --> 00:27:25,323
Are you fucking joking?

576
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:32,363
You are mighty lucky that both
your legs are already broken.

577
00:27:34,163 --> 00:27:35,523
Oh.

578
00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:37,763
Please don't say anything
to the girls.

579
00:27:37,763 --> 00:27:41,443
Today isn't about us.
It's about them.

580
00:27:41,443 --> 00:27:43,443
Just...

581
00:27:44,883 --> 00:27:46,363
..don't talk to me.

582
00:27:46,363 --> 00:27:48,483
I don't even want to look at you.

583
00:27:48,483 --> 00:27:49,803
Of course.

584
00:27:53,723 --> 00:27:56,763
You are going to have to help me
out of this car, though.

585
00:27:59,523 --> 00:28:00,803
Oh, wicked.

586
00:28:00,803 --> 00:28:02,683
Look, the council have
installed the bench.

587
00:28:02,683 --> 00:28:04,603
Mm. Someone's sat on it already.
That's nice.

588
00:28:04,603 --> 00:28:07,683
Oh, ow, ow.  Looks like PC.
Tess... Ow. Come on. Ow, ow, ow.

589
00:28:07,683 --> 00:28:09,963
What, Pretty Cathy?
Your mate from school?

590
00:28:09,963 --> 00:28:13,243
PC stands for Primary Cathy.
Not Pretty Cathy.

591
00:28:13,243 --> 00:28:15,403
You know what? I think that is PC.

592
00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:17,443
Ow, ow, ow.

593
00:28:17,443 --> 00:28:19,563
PC, hi.

594
00:28:19,563 --> 00:28:22,043
What are you doing up here?

595
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:25,563
I've brought him
to meet his dad, Cathy.

596
00:28:25,563 --> 00:28:27,963
This is your little brother, Callum.

597
00:28:31,123 --> 00:28:32,523
# Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch

598
00:28:32,523 --> 00:28:35,443
# Git sur mon lit a bouffe sa langue
en buvant dans mon whisky

599
00:28:35,443 --> 00:28:38,163
# Quant a moi
peu dormi, vide, brime

600
00:28:38,163 --> 00:28:40,843
# J'ai du dormir dans la gouttiere
ou j'ai eu un flash

601
00:28:40,843 --> 00:28:42,723
# Hou-hou-oou-oou!

602
00:28:44,003 --> 00:28:45,683
# Ca plane pour moi

603
00:28:46,723 --> 00:28:48,123
# Allez hop! La nana

604
00:28:48,123 --> 00:28:51,123
# Quel panard, quelle vibration
de s'envoyer sur le paillasson

605
00:28:51,123 --> 00:28:54,163
# Limee, ruinee, videe, comblee

606
00:28:55,443 --> 00:28:57,123
# "You are the king of the divan!"

607
00:28:57,123 --> 00:28:58,483
# Qu'elle me dit en passant

608
00:28:58,483 --> 00:28:59,603
# Hou-hou-oou-oou! #