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Previously on Kidding...
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Where's the party?
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To each his own.
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My last meal gonna be a T-bone
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and some licorice rolls.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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They say time,
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and space are both immutable,
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governed by laws that cannot be broken.
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All I have to say to that is...
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Laws were meant to be broken,
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and that's why they call me...
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The amazing Pickle-ini.
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Oh!
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Outstanding.
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I am completely bamboozled
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by this master magician.
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Dad?
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You're not watching.
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I'm sorry, Phil.
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You're right. Uh...
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Can we take a... brief intermission?
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What's wrong, Dad?
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He isn't paying attention, again.
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"My father doesn't want to ask this,
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"but it would mean a lot to him
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"if you could be there when he passes.
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His last wish was to
meet you in person."
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Sorry, Jeff. Which friend is this?
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Uh, this is my pen pal, Joey.
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The state of Ohio's gonna execute him
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day after tomorrow.
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Oh, that friend.
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Who's... who's Joey?
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- The Wendy's Killer.
- Oh.
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You know, I've been thinking
about it, and I really
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- want to attend the ceremony.
- Ceremony?
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What ceremony?
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This is a murderer's execution.
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A boy is going to watch
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his father wheeled into a death chamber.
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I don't see why I can't hold his hand
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- when I have two to spare.
- I don't know, Jeff.
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What if you just sit down with the son,
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or... or take the family out for a meal?
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Hey, anyone under five feet tall,
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let's go look at stuff upstairs.
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Me too, please.
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If you're worried about controversy,
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I feel I must remind you
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that in 1989, I shared a cup of coffee
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with an HIV-positive individual,
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and that show won a Peabody Award.
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This isn't fighting
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for social justice.
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They wouldn't round the corners
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on this guy's bacon cheeseburger,
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and he killed three redheaded women
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- with a hammer.
- Four.
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Phil.
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Three were with hammers.
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One was pure strength.
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The hammer was a myth. It was a wrench.
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Can you please stop cataloguing
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the nation's homicides
in your spare time?
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It's teaching me how to spreadsheet.
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When are you leaving?
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Why? You want to go to Belize?
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I'm not being serious.
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Why don't you just write a
check, like Dad or Poppy?
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Anybody can stuff money in an envelope.
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I really... I wanted to
build a school for girls.
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So now, every time I
go, they know my name,
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and it's just the most
fulfilling week I have.
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So the Indica School for
Girls was your dream?
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You could say that.
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So this is a girl called Julietta.
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She's 14 here, but
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when I met her, she was three.
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She didn't even own pants.
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She had holes cut into a Doritos bag.
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So now, every time I see her,
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we go shopping.
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You're impressive and inspiring.
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She is.
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What if I just slip in,
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you know, through the back door?
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No one would ever have to notice.
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I know you want to support your friend,
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but some friends murder and
don't deserve support.
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People murder because
they've never had support.
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Lethal injection is wrong.
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Isn't that what we believe?
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Can I go to the execution?
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- No, kiddo, you can't.
- Please stop asking.
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Honey, I know you want to be there,
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but victims' families
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attend these things, so if you go,
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you'll have to sit next to them.
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You'll have to make eye
contact with them.
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Are you sure you can do that?
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I don't know.
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I think so.
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I believe in forgiveness.
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Give this decision
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some thought, hm?
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Not everyone needs a friend.
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I'm sorry I didn't pay
attention to your magic trick.
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Okay.
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Night.
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Will?
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What are you looking for?
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Oh, uh, my, uh, winter clothes.
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For what purpose do you
need your winter clothes?
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I, uh... I want to collect the ones
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that don't fit me as well
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and donate them to the indigent.
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That's very thoughtful.
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Thanks.
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Hey, want to come down to the kitchen?
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I got something I want to show you.
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Okay.
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Say when.
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Oh, when. When.
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Mm.
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Shh.
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Now,
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as you know,
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this is the season
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for Pickles family giving.
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Mm-hm.
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So, I am going to give this to you
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and you get to decide where it goes.
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Really?
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Any cause you want.
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Hi.
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You're in anesthesiology, right?
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That's me. Peter.
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The difference between life and death.
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I have a burning question.
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I'm curious if the drugs used
to lethally inject prisoners
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are painful or not.
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Well, the only people that
can answer that are dead.
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Right.
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And standing right in front of you.
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Sorry, bad... right.
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Think of it as a three-pronged
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cocktail, right?
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First is potassium chloride.
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That's the bad stuff.
Imagine getting antifreeze
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shot into your arm.
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Second is thiopental.
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That's a barbiturate that's supposed
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to kill the pain.
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But it's short-acting. It
can wear off pretty fast.
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Finally, uh, you have
pancuronium bromide.
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That's a paralytic agent.
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The problem is, uh,
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we don't know if the
poor fellow's feeling
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any discomfort, 'cause...
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he's been rendered
paralyzed by now, right.
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I can't believe all that's legal.
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Are you thinking of
putting someone to death?
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Not anymore.
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Anything else I can help you with?
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No.
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That covers it.
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See you around.
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Hm.
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Hey, what's your name?
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You're right.
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I don't want to wade into controversy.
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I don't want to make the end
of that man's life about me,
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or about us.
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You're making the better choice.
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I do want to send his son the letters
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that he's written to me over the years.
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They're increasingly eloquent.
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He deserves to have them.
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They're in the drawer.
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Oh, not this one.
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That one.
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This one's for non-prison pen pals.
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Yo, Derrell, have you
had your break today?
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That's McDonald's.
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Gina says she's not coming to see Dad.
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Her own brother? Why?
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- Mom, Mr. Pickles wrote back?
- Uh-huh.
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- What'd he say?
- He's not coming.
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He sent back all the letters
your daddy sent him.
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Guess he don't want them no more.
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He invited us to dinner.
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Some Chinese restaurant, though.
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I hate Chinese.
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Told you not to get your hopes up high.
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That's where your daddy fucked up.
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He's still my dad.
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And here's what you won.
Chicken lo mein.
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Well, maybe if we just tell him...
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Tell him what?
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Your father killed four
white women with red hair.
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That's a credit score of
8,000. Tell him what?
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- Tell him why.
- Ah, Derrell,
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they don't care why
he did it. He did it.
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Now come on.
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Mama needs your help. Here.
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This is for BlackPeopleMeet.
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He's over there.
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Oh. Sorry, Will.
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Yo, Phil.
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What's it like, having a dad
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who's a psychic pedophile?
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Do you mean psychotic?
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I mean he's a pedophile
who molests children,
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but can see into the future
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and knows he won't get caught.
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Oh, you do mean psychic.
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Ask your dad if he saw that coming.
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Here.
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Your nose is bleeding.
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My sorrys.
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Thanks.
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We're suspending Phil for three days.
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I hear the other kid started it.
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Three days sounds appropriate.
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- Come on, honey.
- I told you,
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he wasn't calling me names.
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He was calling you names.
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Well, if I hit someone
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every time they called me a kiddy creep,
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you'd be visiting me on death row.
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I was trying to defend you.
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PB and J are ready to
teach about opposites.
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Wow, look at that.
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Oh.
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I... can't talk with...
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peanut butter in my mouth.
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Hey, kiddo.
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That's my new book. Comes out next year.
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I earmarked a chapter for you.
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I want you to read it.
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Read it carefully.
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Okay?
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Hey...
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Will said something to me about
you giving him $100,000.
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Oh, yeah.
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So, Phil,
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you got a girlfriend yet?
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I'm 12.
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Well, you know, the first girl
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that I ever had a crush on...
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her name was Cookie,
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and I wanted to kiss
her so bad, it hurt,
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but I didn't want to tip my hand.
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One day, I read a fortune
cookie, and it said,
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"Something delicious is
gonna happen to you"...
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I'm paraphrasing, but it was a sign,
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so I wrote her name on
the back of the fortune,
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and that was all it took.
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I dated her all through the sixth grade
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and then again in the Navy.
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What was middle school like for you?
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They organized us by height,
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and then they let the tallest
one teach the class.
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You should try out for lacrosse
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and get out some of that aggression.
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I want to, but Dad won't let
us play contact sports.
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He'll only let us play Little League.
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Baseball can be a contact sport too.
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Just slide with the spikes up.
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The Honeybee Conservancy.
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"Imagine a world
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"without food or flowers.
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"We are a nonprofit that works
to sustain bee colonies
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"and ensure the future
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of our most precious pollinators."
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Ah, I'm so proud of you.
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This is so important.
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Well, right now, I'm just donating,
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but when I get older, I wanna
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get my hands dirty,
like Aunt Deirdre does.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Miss Piccirillo, welcome back.
284
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Looks like we have you for seven days
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in the Queen Victoria suite.
286
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,180
Thank you, Julietta.
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I'm sorry. No hablo.
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Oh, I'm just asking if you want
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indica or sativa.
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Oh...
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I can't get up.
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Belize!
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Enjoy.
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Mr. Pickles,
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- please, enjoy.
- Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Before we enjoy this delicious meal
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with our new friends
Derrell and Latrice,
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I... Phil.
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Please?
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I'd like to say that sometimes,
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it takes a terrible circumstance
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to bring good people together,
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and I would like to tell
the both of you that
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the Pickles family is your family.
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All right.
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00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,720
So Darryl, how old were you
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00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:32,540
when you started watching
Puppet Time with your dad?
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It's Derrell.
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Oh, okay.
311
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,940
He never seen Puppet Place,
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or... or whatever.
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His dad never seen it, either.
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Oh.
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But he liked hearing about it,
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00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:46,379
and he liked talking with you, Jeffrey.
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You really think you can't go, huh?
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Well, it's not a matter of...
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Thank you so much for understanding.
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This kung pao looks spicy!
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Mm.
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00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,439
I'm really glad you're with
us, Derrell, and it's nice...
323
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,410
What's it like, being the
son of a mass murderer?
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- Phil!
- What?
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You said ask good questions.
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00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,380
Where are the bodies buried?
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Has he seen the meme of his dad
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wearing parachute pants
with the caption saying
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00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,090
"It's hammer time"?
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00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:15,600
- Philip...
- It's... hey, it's all right.
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00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,440
It's all good.
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00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:19,760
He was a real good artist.
333
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,300
He could've been a cartoonist
for The New Yorker.
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00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,550
Instead, he was a high school dropout
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00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:26,020
and an unlicensed mechanic.
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00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,320
One day, a man came into the shop,
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00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:30,720
noticed my dad could draw.
His name was Arnie.
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00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:33,230
He was a reporter for
The Columbus Tribune.
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00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,780
Said Pops might have a
shot freelancing for them.
340
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,600
Pops waited by the phone for six months,
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00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,840
but never got a call.
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He was 23,
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married, with a kid,
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and a busload of parking tickets.
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The tickets piled up.
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00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,810
It was like, what, $3,000
to get the car back.
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00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,770
No one in my family's ever had
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00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:57,420
more than $1,000 to their
name at any one time.
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You know, my dad goes to court,
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tries to fight it, loses,
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and then, on his way out,
352
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,440
guess who he runs into?
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Arnie.
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Asked my dad, "Hey,
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why didn't you follow up?"
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00:18:12,930 --> 00:18:14,099
How was my dad supposed to know
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00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,940
that following up was a thing?
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00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,600
Dad gets on the bus,
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00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:21,979
and he gets out at Wendy's
to have a hot meal.
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00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,190
He saw those corners on
that bacon cheeseburger,
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00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,690
and he didn't want corners
on his cheeseburger.
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00:18:29,780 --> 00:18:32,040
He just wanted a normal,
round hamburger.
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00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,480
But she wouldn't give
him a normal hamburger.
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00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,560
And he just snapped, man. You feel me?
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We don't live how you live,
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00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:44,270
so we don't know what you know,
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00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:46,520
so we can't move how you move
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00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,780
to get what you got.
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00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:53,060
And all my dad wanted
to hear before he go
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was that you think he can draw good.
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Draw well.
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Come here.
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You're hurting my arm.
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That boy has every reason to ask
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00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:08,460
for everything, and doesn't.
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00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:10,520
You have no reason to ask for anything,
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00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,906
and you can't keep your mouth shut.
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00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,720
Learn how to keep your mouth shut.
379
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,460
You hear me?
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00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:40,920
So I talked to a colleague
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00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,680
about the lethal injection
drugs they use,
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00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,690
and it turns out, they're painless.
383
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:22,600
_
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That's because you don't see who he is.
385
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,380
You just see who you want him to be.
386
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,930
I just want him to be a
normal kid who listens.
387
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,520
How's he supposed to listen
when you're screaming at him?
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00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:49,640
That was not screaming.
389
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,690
He doesn't listen because
you don't listen.
390
00:20:51,770 --> 00:20:53,140
- I listen all the time!
- And I think that you don't listen
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because if you...
392
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:55,839
I am incredibly interested in everything
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00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,420
that happens to our children.
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00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:00,190
Sometimes, it's hard to be him.
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00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:02,760
Remember who his father is.
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00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:11,900
Now's the time to ask me something,
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00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,060
if you got something to ask.
398
00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,760
Why Jeff Pickles?
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00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,220
Ten years ago, I wrote
letters to three people:
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00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:28,180
Bill Clinton, Charles
Barkley, and Jeff Pickles.
401
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:31,400
Only Jeff Pickles wrote me back.
402
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:38,120
Sometimes, the characters write to me.
403
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,220
The fly is my favorite.
404
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,320
Flies eat shit.
405
00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:46,800
He eat shit every day of his life
406
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:49,279
and still finds a reason to be happy.
407
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,520
You think Jeff's gonna make it?
408
00:21:55,140 --> 00:21:56,800
Yeah, probably.
409
00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:02,000
I don't know.
410
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,040
Well, we both know I'm
not going to heaven,
411
00:22:05,970 --> 00:22:09,840
but sometimes, I think
that... if I'm lucky...
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00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:14,260
I might end up in Pickle Barrel Falls.
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00:22:14,340 --> 00:22:15,770
Way Jeff describes it,
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00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,180
sounds like a nice place to live.
415
00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:40,600
Excuse me.
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00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,890
Is Derrell here?
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00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,800
He's being asked for his last words.
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00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:12,640
Will we get to hear them?
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00:23:12,840 --> 00:23:15,540
Normally, there's a microphone,
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00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,300
but it's broken.
421
00:24:27,390 --> 00:24:29,540
Mind if I join you?
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00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,180
We can talk, or... eat.
423
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,660
None of those things...
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00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,660
The boss says whatever dish you order,
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00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:58,960
he's gonna name it after you.
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00:24:59,390 --> 00:25:01,180
Well,
427
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:03,300
that's a pickle for a Pickle.
428
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:07,600
I really want franks and beans, but...
429
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:09,890
I guess if kids order that,
430
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:12,840
it's not a very healthy choice.
431
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:15,820
I guess I'll have a salad.
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00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:17,900
You don't want anything?
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00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,640
Did he...
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00:25:29,730 --> 00:25:32,600
did he have, like, last words?
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00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,680
I couldn't hear him through the glass.
436
00:25:38,230 --> 00:25:40,850
It looked like he said "I can't wait."
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00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,060
I don't know what that meant.
438
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,060
Maybe you do.
439
00:25:47,140 --> 00:25:48,620
Yeah.
440
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,190
I do.
441
00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:59,560
Thank you for going.
442
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,660
It really meant a lot to him.
443
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,190
He didn't have a lot of friends.
444
00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:13,400
What do you think makes
people snap like that?
445
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:16,040
Like he did?
446
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:20,390
Everyone has a breaking point.
447
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,690
Yeah.
448
00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:26,060
I feel you.
449
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,640
I'm sorry.
450
00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:34,190
I didn't want to be there.
451
00:26:35,140 --> 00:26:37,460
Derrell,
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00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:40,350
where do you want to be?
453
00:26:48,390 --> 00:26:50,140
Whoa.
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00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:52,520
- That's Launch Pad Lake.
- Mm-hm.
455
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,700
Can I touch the rocket?
456
00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,220
Yeah, but don't push the red button.
457
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,460
We just had the roof fixed.
458
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:57,810
- You serious?
- Derrell.
459
00:26:57,890 --> 00:27:00,110
- How do you do?
- How do you do?
460
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,940
My name is Sebastiano Piccirillo,
461
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:05,420
but everybody calls me Seb Pickles.
462
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:06,616
Nice to meet you, Mr. Pickles.
463
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,940
They call him other stuff too.
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00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,280
You're fired.
465
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,020
I'm gonna go push the red button.
466
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:13,770
Come on, Phil. Smile.
467
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,810
Throw home! Throw home!
468
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:31,100
Phil, don't!
469
00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:52,100
Put your seat belt on.
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00:27:56,140 --> 00:27:57,199
Seat belt!
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00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,760
It's on!
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00:28:06,350 --> 00:28:08,000
Mr. Pickles' Puppet Time.
473
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:10,100
How can I help you?
474
00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,100
Please hold.
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00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:39,100
Come on. Let me take you home.
476
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:47,320
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