1
00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000
Downloaded from
YTS.MX

2
00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,424
♪ ♪

3
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000
Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

4
00:00:13,199 --> 00:00:15,284
[Sara] I just wanna be
able to go out and have

5
00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:17,208
a nice night for once.
Is that too much to ask?

6
00:00:17,244 --> 00:00:18,930
[Dave] One thing I fuck up
in the last nine years...

7
00:00:18,954 --> 00:00:20,140
- One thing?
- Yes, eight years in a row...

8
00:00:20,164 --> 00:00:21,600
It's literally one of the most...
- I got you a present!

9
00:00:21,624 --> 00:00:23,268
Important things you have to
remember in a relationship.

10
00:00:23,292 --> 00:00:24,561
- That's not the right
way it is literally.

11
00:00:24,585 --> 00:00:26,813
- Ah, I know the difference
between literal and figurative

12
00:00:26,837 --> 00:00:27,837
language, Dave.

13
00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,982
- You get something on me
and you never let it go.

14
00:00:29,006 --> 00:00:29,924
- Ohh!

15
00:00:30,007 --> 00:00:30,800
- Come on, I knew it
was your birthday.

16
00:00:30,883 --> 00:00:32,259
- Cos you saw it on Facebook!

17
00:00:32,343 --> 00:00:33,862
- That's how most people
remember birthdays!

18
00:00:33,886 --> 00:00:35,763
- I just want a little
bit of respect, Dave.

19
00:00:35,846 --> 00:00:37,807
- Why does everything
have to be an argument?

20
00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:38,891
- Why do you think?

21
00:00:38,974 --> 00:00:39,993
- Well you're the one
raising your voice!

22
00:00:40,017 --> 00:00:41,411
- Because it's the only
way I can be heard!

23
00:00:41,435 --> 00:00:42,871
- Oh my God!
- You're like a child, Dave!

24
00:00:42,895 --> 00:00:44,289
- I'm like a child?
- Yeah, you're like a child.

25
00:00:44,313 --> 00:00:46,816
- You're the one shouting at me!
You started shouting first.

26
00:00:48,108 --> 00:00:49,961
[Dave] I knew this was coming.
There's a version of this...

27
00:00:49,985 --> 00:00:51,213
- Oh, is it?
- There's a version of

28
00:00:51,237 --> 00:00:52,839
this where we've had a
really lovely time together.

29
00:00:52,863 --> 00:00:54,299
- Oh is it?
Buy me a fuckin' present?

30
00:00:54,323 --> 00:00:56,408
Maybe that would be
a nice thing to do?

31
00:00:56,492 --> 00:00:58,413
- Got me on the points!
So that's enough! That's-

32
00:00:58,452 --> 00:01:00,305
I didn't even need to
hear the rest of what he said.

33
00:01:00,329 --> 00:01:01,973
Dave, what are you actually
fucking talking about?

34
00:01:01,997 --> 00:01:03,791
[fighting continues
and peters out]

35
00:01:03,874 --> 00:01:06,377
♪ ♪

36
00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,320
Just because Stevie
cooks one meal...

37
00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:10,714
- Yeah?

38
00:01:10,798 --> 00:01:12,651
- Doesn't mean suddenly we all
have to know how to wash rice!

39
00:01:12,675 --> 00:01:13,944
What are you
fuckin' talking about?

40
00:01:13,968 --> 00:01:15,403
I'm talking about
it's a different thing.

41
00:01:15,427 --> 00:01:17,805
It's not! Oh my God!
Just be a fuckin' grown up!

42
00:01:17,888 --> 00:01:19,557
I am being grown up!

43
00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,727
[loud guitar music]

44
00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:27,749
- I'm spending all that money...
- Just get what I asked.

45
00:01:27,773 --> 00:01:30,276
- The pumpkin activated
fucking quinoa stuff that's-

46
00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:31,777
- Not that one!
I need this one.

47
00:01:31,861 --> 00:01:32,778
It's pumpkin and red lentil!

48
00:01:32,862 --> 00:01:35,030
I just wanna take
you home with me.

49
00:01:35,114 --> 00:01:36,615
Yes I do.

50
00:01:36,699 --> 00:01:37,825
- You're not!

51
00:01:37,908 --> 00:01:39,427
- I was! I was sitting there
like a fuckin" idiot!

52
00:01:39,451 --> 00:01:41,096
I'm having a fucking
panic attack right now!

53
00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,138
No one was listening to me.

54
00:01:42,162 --> 00:01:43,843
No one gave a fuck
about what I had to say.

55
00:01:43,914 --> 00:01:47,334
♪ ♪

56
00:01:47,418 --> 00:01:50,713
Listen! Dave,
fucking listen to me!

57
00:01:50,796 --> 00:01:52,965
No! I said no. No!

58
00:01:53,048 --> 00:01:54,048
No!

59
00:01:54,091 --> 00:01:56,176
Listen! Calm down!

60
00:01:56,260 --> 00:01:58,012
Calm down! Listen!

61
00:02:00,723 --> 00:02:02,516
[cop 1] Mate, you've
gotta move on. Move on.

62
00:02:03,225 --> 00:02:05,120
Mate, you've gotta move on.
Come on. Get a move on.

63
00:02:05,144 --> 00:02:06,788
[cop 2] Come on mate,
pack up, get out of here.

64
00:02:06,812 --> 00:02:08,022
I make an effort every day.

65
00:02:08,105 --> 00:02:09,982
I'm making an effort
right now, being here.

66
00:02:10,065 --> 00:02:10,649
No you don't!

67
00:02:10,733 --> 00:02:11,984
I've got you a present.

68
00:02:12,067 --> 00:02:12,943
This is the first time.

69
00:02:13,027 --> 00:02:14,778
I'll get you
something next time.

70
00:02:14,862 --> 00:02:17,740
No you don't!
You fucking don't, Dave!

71
00:02:17,823 --> 00:02:20,260
Get it yourself and wrap it up
from me and say I gave it to ya.

72
00:02:20,284 --> 00:02:21,368
Oh my God!

73
00:02:21,452 --> 00:02:24,079
♪ ♪

74
00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:33,047
[music continues]

75
00:02:39,678 --> 00:02:41,555
[door slams, loud guitar]

76
00:02:55,736 --> 00:02:59,281
[Teddy McGiggle] Well gosh, gee-golly-oh!
I do love a good song.

77
00:02:59,365 --> 00:03:01,408
[Frogsie] I always love
singing so much, Teddy.

78
00:03:01,492 --> 00:03:04,161
- And I love singing
with you, Frogsie!

79
00:03:04,244 --> 00:03:05,371
[laughter]

80
00:03:05,454 --> 00:03:07,706
[Felix] Mummy says
you're staying with us.

81
00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,083
[Dave grunts]

82
00:03:09,166 --> 00:03:10,206
How long will you be here?

83
00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:11,710
[Frogsie]
feel so much better now.

84
00:03:11,794 --> 00:03:13,253
Go to school, Felix.

85
00:03:13,337 --> 00:03:15,756
I've been to school.

86
00:03:16,799 --> 00:03:18,050
What time is it?

87
00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:19,677
It's Teddy McGiggle time.

88
00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,387
Mc what?

89
00:03:21,470 --> 00:03:23,055
- Where's your Mum?
- At the shops.

90
00:03:23,138 --> 00:03:25,683
If you're staying, does it
mean we can hang out lots?

91
00:03:25,766 --> 00:03:26,892
No.

92
00:03:26,976 --> 00:03:28,519
Make me a coffee.

93
00:03:28,602 --> 00:03:31,063
I can't make coffee, I'm five.

94
00:03:31,146 --> 00:03:33,273
Do you wanna play
with my toy tractor?

95
00:03:33,357 --> 00:03:34,817
No. Look,

96
00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,611
Uncle David hit Mummy's
booze cabinet pretty hard

97
00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,655
oh, fuck!

98
00:03:39,738 --> 00:03:41,740
That's a bad word, Uncle David.

99
00:03:41,824 --> 00:03:45,077
[TV]... the McGiggle dance!
A one, two, three, go!

100
00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,412
[annoying noises]

101
00:03:48,664 --> 00:03:51,375
We're coming down
under, kiddlywinks!

102
00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:53,043
What's this Uncle David?

103
00:03:56,755 --> 00:03:59,758
Pew pew pew pew!

104
00:03:59,842 --> 00:04:02,136
Pew pew pew pew pew pew!

105
00:04:02,219 --> 00:04:03,971
Pew pew pew pew!

106
00:04:05,264 --> 00:04:06,700
[Tess] What do
you think you're doing?

107
00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:08,267
Relax, he's really good at it.

108
00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,995
Whoa! Whoa, what are you doing?
You're not meant to

109
00:04:10,019 --> 00:04:11,621
turn it off like that!
You'll damage the hardware!

110
00:04:11,645 --> 00:04:12,998
Don't expose him to
that sort of violence.

111
00:04:13,022 --> 00:04:14,148
It's not real!

112
00:04:14,231 --> 00:04:16,942
That's not the point! He's five.
What's wrong with you?

113
00:04:17,026 --> 00:04:18,837
Come and help me unpack
the shopping, fluffy duck.

114
00:04:18,861 --> 00:04:19,879
We're having pizza for dinner.

115
00:04:19,903 --> 00:04:22,031
Pizza? Thank fuck.
I'm starving!

116
00:04:23,032 --> 00:04:24,366
Oh, fuck off.

117
00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:27,220
Could someone tell me what
the fuck that is meant to be?

118
00:04:27,244 --> 00:04:29,204
[Tess] Dave!
- Mummy, he did it again.

119
00:04:29,288 --> 00:04:30,497
I will kick you out.

120
00:04:30,581 --> 00:04:32,249
I don't care what
you're going through.

121
00:04:33,876 --> 00:04:34,876
What is that?

122
00:04:34,918 --> 00:04:35,627
Tofu.

123
00:04:35,711 --> 00:04:36,587
And this?

124
00:04:36,670 --> 00:04:38,422
It's broccoli.
It's a kind of vegetable.

125
00:04:38,505 --> 00:04:39,798
And you like eating this?

126
00:04:39,882 --> 00:04:41,967
Yes, and so does my tractor.

127
00:04:43,552 --> 00:04:44,178
Where's the cheese?

128
00:04:44,261 --> 00:04:45,345
I can't have cheese.

129
00:04:45,429 --> 00:04:47,309
You know he can't have dairy.
He's anaphylactic.

130
00:04:47,347 --> 00:04:50,893
I'm allergic to fish, dairy,
eggs, sesame, nuts and gluten.

131
00:04:50,976 --> 00:04:53,062
No one's allergic to gluten.
It's a fad.

132
00:04:53,145 --> 00:04:55,040
Don't joke, Dave. It's a
life-threatening condition.

133
00:04:55,064 --> 00:04:56,482
Yeah, so is what
I'm going through.

134
00:04:56,565 --> 00:04:58,442
[laughs]

135
00:04:58,525 --> 00:05:00,110
Oh, Boo Boo.

136
00:05:00,194 --> 00:05:02,321
Why did you call him Boo Boo?

137
00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:04,632
It's what I used to call your
uncle when he was your age.

138
00:05:04,656 --> 00:05:05,741
[laughs] Boo Boo!

139
00:05:05,824 --> 00:05:07,576
No, see, you don't
get to call me that.

140
00:05:07,659 --> 00:05:10,496
You call me Uncle David,
Uncle Dave, D-Man or Big D.

141
00:05:10,579 --> 00:05:12,724
Look, I had too much stuff going
on with the band, alright?

142
00:05:12,748 --> 00:05:13,874
I couldn't get tied down.

143
00:05:13,957 --> 00:05:16,251
Miss Caroline plays
the ukulele and we all sing

144
00:05:16,335 --> 00:05:17,836
Taylor Swift songs.

145
00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,065
Well you be sure to tell Miss
Caroline that she can go and

146
00:05:20,089 --> 00:05:20,964
suck a bag of dicks.

147
00:05:21,048 --> 00:05:22,341
[Tess] Dave!

148
00:05:22,424 --> 00:05:25,803
Teddy McGiggle says to sing
the Bad Word song when you hear

149
00:05:25,886 --> 00:05:27,846
a grown-up say a bad word.

150
00:05:27,930 --> 00:05:29,389
Do you wanna hear it?

151
00:05:29,473 --> 00:05:30,557
No.

152
00:05:30,641 --> 00:05:32,851
♪ Bad word! Bad word!
Cause you said a bad thing ♪

153
00:05:32,935 --> 00:05:35,813
♪ Now we all have to sing
Tra la la la la la la

154
00:05:35,896 --> 00:05:37,439
Tra la la la la la la

155
00:05:37,523 --> 00:05:40,776
All Sara would ever go
on about was having kids, okay?

156
00:05:40,859 --> 00:05:42,194
That's why we
fought all the time.

157
00:05:42,277 --> 00:05:44,380
Dave, there are plenty of things
to be scared of in this world,

158
00:05:44,404 --> 00:05:45,632
but having a kid
isn't one of them.

159
00:05:45,656 --> 00:05:47,449
I came out of a test tube.

160
00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:48,992
Yeah I know you did, Felix.

161
00:05:49,076 --> 00:05:52,204
Dave, there is nothing that says
you have to end up like Dad.

162
00:05:54,873 --> 00:05:56,893
Felix, could you please tell
your Mum that I'm now going to

163
00:05:56,917 --> 00:05:59,104
go down to Domino's and get
myself a proper cheese covered

164
00:05:59,128 --> 00:06:01,046
pizza, with a side of gluten.

165
00:06:01,130 --> 00:06:02,714
Mummy, Uncle David is...

166
00:06:02,798 --> 00:06:04,091
You don't have to say it, Felix.

167
00:06:04,174 --> 00:06:06,468
Your uncle isn't making
good choices right now.

168
00:06:06,552 --> 00:06:08,488
You know, when you get yourself
a pair of big boy pants,

169
00:06:08,512 --> 00:06:10,556
you realise there's more
to life than tractors.

170
00:06:10,639 --> 00:06:12,015
Fuckin' tractors!
[slams door]

171
00:06:12,099 --> 00:06:15,269
Uncle David is so
serious, isn't he Mummy?

172
00:06:15,352 --> 00:06:17,604
Yes, my little
fluffy duck, he is.

173
00:06:17,688 --> 00:06:18,564
Quack!

174
00:06:18,647 --> 00:06:20,107
[laughs]

175
00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:22,484
♪ ♪

176
00:06:22,568 --> 00:06:24,945
So, do you remember
where we're up to?

177
00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:27,030
Where they got away
from the witches.

178
00:06:27,114 --> 00:06:28,240
That's right.

179
00:06:28,323 --> 00:06:30,444
They're in Norway and they're
safe at Grandma's house.

180
00:06:31,118 --> 00:06:34,079
She was wearing a lace dress,
and the lace kept tickling

181
00:06:34,163 --> 00:06:35,289
my nose.

182
00:06:35,372 --> 00:06:37,457
I had to rest my head
on my front paws.

183
00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:41,503
'Have you ever heard my heart
humming away, Grandmama?'

184
00:06:41,587 --> 00:06:42,504
I asked her.

185
00:06:42,588 --> 00:06:44,882
'Often', she said.
I hear it when you're

186
00:06:44,965 --> 00:06:47,593
lying very close to me
on the pillow at night.

187
00:06:47,676 --> 00:06:50,971
The two of us remained silent
in front of the fire for a long

188
00:06:51,054 --> 00:06:54,766
time after that, thinking
about these wonderful things.

189
00:06:54,850 --> 00:06:57,603
'My darling', she said at last.

190
00:06:57,686 --> 00:07:00,355
"Are you sure you don't mind
being a mouse for the rest of

191
00:07:00,439 --> 00:07:01,690
your life?'

192
00:07:01,773 --> 00:07:04,234
'I don't mind at all, ' I said.

193
00:07:04,318 --> 00:07:06,987
'It doesn't matter who you
are or what you look like,

194
00:07:07,070 --> 00:07:08,947
as long as somebody loves you.'

195
00:07:09,031 --> 00:07:13,535
♪ ♪

196
00:07:23,462 --> 00:07:24,796
Felix, get up!

197
00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,174
Felix, get up.
I need your help.

198
00:07:27,257 --> 00:07:28,342
[elevator ding]

199
00:07:29,676 --> 00:07:33,639
So when you see her, you breathe
as Darth Vader, and then you say

200
00:07:33,722 --> 00:07:36,058
- Hello Aunty Sara,
I am Darth Vader.

201
00:07:36,141 --> 00:07:37,476
May the force be with us.

202
00:07:37,559 --> 00:07:38,560
Do it properly, Felix.

203
00:07:38,644 --> 00:07:40,121
When the mask is on,
you remain in character.

204
00:07:40,145 --> 00:07:42,773
[raspy] Hello Aunty Sara,
I am Darth Vader.

205
00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,316
May the force be with us.

206
00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:47,361
Yes! Daniel Day Lewis just
came everywhere in his pants.

207
00:07:47,444 --> 00:07:50,239
Okay, now, can you
hold up the sign?

208
00:07:50,322 --> 00:07:52,241
I'll come in and take
care of the rest.

209
00:07:52,324 --> 00:07:53,533
- Yes, Uncle David.

210
00:07:53,617 --> 00:07:56,328
[raspy] I mean,
yes, Uncle David.

211
00:07:56,411 --> 00:07:57,537
[giggles] Alright.

212
00:08:00,207 --> 00:08:01,541
Do it, Darth.

213
00:08:03,001 --> 00:08:04,001
[growl]

214
00:08:04,044 --> 00:08:05,462
[scream]

215
00:08:06,713 --> 00:08:07,798
Aunty Sara.

216
00:08:07,881 --> 00:08:08,632
Felix?

217
00:08:08,715 --> 00:08:10,509
I am Darth Vader.

218
00:08:10,592 --> 00:08:12,469
Felix, what are you doing here?

219
00:08:12,552 --> 00:08:14,012
What? No!

220
00:08:14,513 --> 00:08:15,973
What the fuck are you doing?

221
00:08:16,056 --> 00:08:16,848
I live here!

222
00:08:16,932 --> 00:08:18,558
Yeah, well who the fuck is that?

223
00:08:18,642 --> 00:08:19,393
Rory.

224
00:08:19,476 --> 00:08:20,727
That's Rory from work.

225
00:08:20,811 --> 00:08:23,397
Oh, do me a favour and get Rory
from work out of your vagina!

226
00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,314
Don't go anywhere, Rory.

227
00:08:24,398 --> 00:08:25,107
This is Dave?

228
00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:27,067
Yeah, hi Rory, I'm Dave.

229
00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:28,902
I'm Sara's boyfriend
of nine fucking years.

230
00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,922
Can you watch your language
around the kid, please?

231
00:08:30,946 --> 00:08:32,823
I am not a kid.
I am Darth Vader!

232
00:08:32,906 --> 00:08:34,241
May the force be with us.

233
00:08:36,326 --> 00:08:38,870
[Dave] Oh yeah.
Yeah, you fucked up,

234
00:08:38,954 --> 00:08:41,331
didn't you Sara because
I was going to marry you.

235
00:08:41,415 --> 00:08:43,208
I was possibly gonna
give you a baby.

236
00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:45,752
I even made this engagement ring
out of a pipe cleaner I found

237
00:08:45,836 --> 00:08:46,962
under Felix's bed.

238
00:08:47,045 --> 00:08:48,422
No, you do this. You-

239
00:08:48,505 --> 00:08:50,299
you say one thing,
you never come through.

240
00:08:50,382 --> 00:08:52,759
Hello! I was just about to!

241
00:08:52,843 --> 00:08:55,554
I don't mean marriage
and a baby, Dave.

242
00:08:55,637 --> 00:08:58,390
I needed you to love me, and
you're incapable of loving

243
00:08:58,473 --> 00:08:59,558
anyone but yourself.

244
00:08:59,641 --> 00:09:01,762
At least I'm not stuffing
real estate agent dick in me

245
00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:02,728
the first chance I get!

246
00:09:02,811 --> 00:09:03,478
[Rory] That's enough.

247
00:09:03,562 --> 00:09:04,602
Oh, what are you gonna do?

248
00:09:04,646 --> 00:09:06,940
You need to watch your language!

249
00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,942
You need to stop having
sex in front of kids!

250
00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,111
Don't talk to Rory like that.
Rory is more in touch

251
00:09:11,194 --> 00:09:12,914
with his emotional
self than you'll ever be.

252
00:09:12,988 --> 00:09:15,824
The only thing Rory is in touch
with is your slutty vagina.

253
00:09:15,907 --> 00:09:16,700
Not cool.

254
00:09:16,783 --> 00:09:18,952
Yeah? Not cool this,
motherfuck...

255
00:09:19,494 --> 00:09:22,372
Jesus! Argh! Argh! Oh God! Fuck!

256
00:09:22,456 --> 00:09:23,832
[Rory] That's it. Calm down!

257
00:09:23,915 --> 00:09:25,310
- Yuck, your dick's on my arm!
Your sweaty dick!

258
00:09:25,334 --> 00:09:28,128
Shit man, shit! Okay!
Come on easy, man! Easy easy!

259
00:09:28,211 --> 00:09:29,397
[Rory]
You gonna behave yourself?

260
00:09:29,421 --> 00:09:30,940
- Shit, there's a kid here, man!
- Are we good now?

261
00:09:30,964 --> 00:09:32,674
- Yes.
- Yeah?

262
00:09:34,009 --> 00:09:36,011
I'm sorry I had to
resort to violence.

263
00:09:36,094 --> 00:09:37,179
Fucking Rory!

264
00:09:37,262 --> 00:09:39,181
Violence is never the answer.

265
00:09:39,264 --> 00:09:42,351
If you only knew the
power of the dark side.

266
00:09:42,434 --> 00:09:45,437
Fucking I gave you the
best years of my life.

267
00:09:46,730 --> 00:09:49,083
You saw how much bush was thrown
at me when I was in the band.

268
00:09:49,107 --> 00:09:50,192
That was ten years ago.

269
00:09:50,275 --> 00:09:52,235
Stop going on about the band.
It's pathetic.

270
00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:54,780
Yeah, well I never
screwed anyone else.

271
00:09:54,863 --> 00:09:56,573
I chose to be with you.

272
00:09:57,866 --> 00:10:00,786
There is a big difference
between being with someone and

273
00:10:00,869 --> 00:10:02,704
being there for someone, Dave.

274
00:10:02,788 --> 00:10:03,789
Mm.

275
00:10:03,872 --> 00:10:06,041
I hope you grow up enough
one day to realise that.

276
00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:08,168
I don't need to do that.
You do.

277
00:10:09,711 --> 00:10:11,004
Fucking idiots.

278
00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:19,721
Don't ever expect to
see me back here again.

279
00:10:20,263 --> 00:10:21,263
[slams door]

280
00:10:24,768 --> 00:10:25,769
Felix.

281
00:10:25,852 --> 00:10:27,854
I am not Felix,
I am Darth Vader.

282
00:10:27,938 --> 00:10:29,314
- Darth Vader, now!

283
00:10:33,568 --> 00:10:34,568
[slams door]

284
00:10:35,695 --> 00:10:36,695
[Dave] I-I don't know.

285
00:10:37,072 --> 00:10:38,490
Mummy!

286
00:10:39,950 --> 00:10:41,928
I've been trying to call you.
Where the hell have you been?

287
00:10:41,952 --> 00:10:44,996
Uncle David took me
to see Aunty Sara.

288
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,974
Yeah, and guess what Aunty Sara
was doing when we got there?

289
00:10:46,998 --> 00:10:49,126
Having sex with a
real estate agent.

290
00:10:49,209 --> 00:10:50,293
Hang on, what?

291
00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:51,586
Yeah, I know!

292
00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:53,898
You woke my son up so that he
could go and see two people

293
00:10:53,922 --> 00:10:55,549
having sex?
- No, not specifically.

294
00:10:55,632 --> 00:10:59,136
A naked man punched Uncle David
in the nose 'cause Aunty Sara

295
00:10:59,219 --> 00:11:00,971
has a slutty vagina.

296
00:11:01,054 --> 00:11:02,139
I don't believe this.

297
00:11:02,222 --> 00:11:04,015
I know, it's unbelievable.

298
00:11:04,099 --> 00:11:05,499
I mean, how could
she do this to me?

299
00:11:05,559 --> 00:11:08,603
If you can't understand how
incredibly inappropriate it is

300
00:11:08,687 --> 00:11:10,915
to take your nephew out in the
middle of the night, then you

301
00:11:10,939 --> 00:11:12,166
can find somewhere else to stay.

302
00:11:12,190 --> 00:11:13,209
What are you talking about?

303
00:11:13,233 --> 00:11:14,109
He had a great time.

304
00:11:14,192 --> 00:11:16,027
Look, he's Darth Vader!

305
00:11:16,111 --> 00:11:17,904
I am your father, Mummy.

306
00:11:17,988 --> 00:11:19,108
See, he's really good at it.

307
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:20,407
It's late.

308
00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:22,242
I have a double shift tomorrow.

309
00:11:22,909 --> 00:11:24,411
Get out of my house.

310
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:30,876
You're crying now?

311
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,335
[crying]

312
00:11:32,836 --> 00:11:35,088
Mummy, you said
it's good to cry.

313
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:37,299
[crying]

314
00:11:37,674 --> 00:11:38,674
That's right.

315
00:11:38,717 --> 00:11:41,636
Why can't Uncle David
stay on the couch?

316
00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:48,351
If you're gonna stay here then
you have to start contributing.

317
00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:49,478
Yeah.

318
00:11:49,561 --> 00:11:51,521
Just put him to bed, now.

319
00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:53,165
And you can take him
to school tomorrow.

320
00:11:53,231 --> 00:11:55,442
Can we play the shooty
game, Uncle David?

321
00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:58,570
I don't want us to
get in trouble, Felix.

322
00:11:59,488 --> 00:12:01,907
We'll have to play
with the sound off.

323
00:12:02,949 --> 00:12:05,118
I need to get to class
early for Miss Caroline.

324
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,870
It's my turn to feed Neville.

325
00:12:06,953 --> 00:12:08,455
Is Neville special needs?

326
00:12:08,538 --> 00:12:10,916
Neville's the class guinea pig.

327
00:12:10,999 --> 00:12:13,835
[Max] Hey Felix, what's
for lunch today? [laughs]

328
00:12:13,919 --> 00:12:15,378
That's Max and Ashton.

329
00:12:15,462 --> 00:12:18,256
They think I'm not strong
because of what Mummy packs

330
00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:19,216
me for food.

331
00:12:19,299 --> 00:12:21,259
What fucking douche bags!

332
00:12:21,343 --> 00:12:23,929
Max looks like he could
use a few more tofu pizzas.

333
00:12:24,012 --> 00:12:25,180
Max was the fat one, yeah?

334
00:12:25,263 --> 00:12:26,640
What's a douche bag?

335
00:12:26,723 --> 00:12:30,018
It's a small bag chicks use
to irrigate their vaginas.

336
00:12:30,101 --> 00:12:34,064
[Mickey] I hope you've got
yummy broccoli today, Felix!

337
00:12:34,147 --> 00:12:36,775
Was that retarded kid using
irony to make fun of you?

338
00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:38,902
Mickey has spina bifida.

339
00:12:38,985 --> 00:12:40,278
[Mickey] You love broccoli!

340
00:12:40,362 --> 00:12:41,696
[Beth] Hi Felix.

341
00:12:41,780 --> 00:12:43,532
Come on, this way!

342
00:12:43,615 --> 00:12:44,824
[Dave] Christ, Felix,

343
00:12:44,908 --> 00:12:46,868
look at you slaying puss
in the playground, huh?

344
00:12:46,952 --> 00:12:48,870
Beth is my girlfriend.

345
00:12:48,954 --> 00:12:50,121
Yeah, dog!

346
00:12:50,205 --> 00:12:52,582
Treat em mean, keep em keen.
[bell rings]

347
00:12:52,666 --> 00:12:54,668
[Miss Caroline]
Good morning, Vivienne.

348
00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:56,586
Fuck me, who is that?

349
00:12:57,671 --> 00:12:58,838
Yes!

350
00:13:01,091 --> 00:13:03,718
And, yes! Nice.

351
00:13:03,802 --> 00:13:05,637
[Felix] That's Miss Caroline.

352
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,013
Jesus!

353
00:13:07,847 --> 00:13:09,516
[Miss Caroline]
Felix? Lucky last.

354
00:13:09,599 --> 00:13:11,142
Sorry, Miss Caroline.

355
00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:12,727
I can still feed Neville.

356
00:13:12,811 --> 00:13:14,437
Max has already fed him.

357
00:13:14,521 --> 00:13:16,273
[Dave] Jeez, Nev'll be lucky to

358
00:13:16,356 --> 00:13:18,024
have anything left
with that kid around.

359
00:13:19,526 --> 00:13:22,737
Quickly, put your bags on your
hook and unpack crunch and sip.

360
00:13:22,821 --> 00:13:24,757
Alright. Hey come on, mate,
I'll give you a hand with that.

361
00:13:24,781 --> 00:13:26,116
Hey hey!

362
00:13:26,199 --> 00:13:27,325
Thank you.

363
00:13:27,409 --> 00:13:29,286
I'm Dave. I'm Felix's uncle.

364
00:13:29,369 --> 00:13:30,870
- Oh, Audrey.

365
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,125
Oh Miss Caroline, jeez, you are

366
00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,627
just a beacon of positively
in my little nephew's life.

367
00:13:37,711 --> 00:13:39,105
Yeah, he talks about
you all the time.

368
00:13:39,129 --> 00:13:42,716
Apparently you slay
Tay-Tay on the ukulele.

369
00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,217
I don't know about that.

370
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:47,345
His Mum's going through a weird
breakdowny thing at the moment.

371
00:13:47,429 --> 00:13:49,055
Oh no! Really?

372
00:13:49,139 --> 00:13:50,640
Yeah, it's bad.

373
00:13:50,724 --> 00:13:52,350
I had no idea.

374
00:13:52,434 --> 00:13:53,101
Yeah.

375
00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:54,519
I hope Tess is okay.

376
00:13:54,603 --> 00:13:57,814
Well thankfully for everyone,
Uncle David is here to help.

377
00:13:58,898 --> 00:14:00,609
Oh dear, he's asleep.

378
00:14:00,692 --> 00:14:02,378
[Dave] Yeah, I mean, what's
going on with his Mum might

379
00:14:02,402 --> 00:14:03,402
be affecting his rhythms.

380
00:14:03,445 --> 00:14:04,738
Don't worry.

381
00:14:04,821 --> 00:14:07,198
I'll give him some
special attention today.

382
00:14:07,282 --> 00:14:08,342
[Vivienne]
Miss Caroline, Miss Caroline!

383
00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:09,409
Lucky boy!

384
00:14:09,492 --> 00:14:11,304
[Max] Felix doesn't even
have a Dad. He's a loser.

385
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,681
You know I don't really think of
him as a nephew, I think of him

386
00:14:13,705 --> 00:14:15,373
as a friend. My best friend.

387
00:14:15,457 --> 00:14:16,791
I love kids.

388
00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:18,335
[loud scream]

389
00:14:19,794 --> 00:14:21,046
What happened?

390
00:14:21,129 --> 00:14:23,048
Someone hit me! It hurts!

391
00:14:23,131 --> 00:14:25,050
- Let me see.
- Oh no!

392
00:14:25,133 --> 00:14:26,384
You are fine.

393
00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:28,678
Okay quickly, sit back
down so we can get started.

394
00:14:28,762 --> 00:14:30,221
[loud screaming]

395
00:14:30,305 --> 00:14:31,139
Brave little man.

396
00:14:31,222 --> 00:14:31,931
Nice to meet you, David.

397
00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:34,267
It is. It's so nice to meet you.

398
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,226
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

399
00:14:35,310 --> 00:14:36,391
- Guess I'll see you later.

400
00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:37,436
- Yeah.

401
00:14:37,646 --> 00:14:39,189
See ya, Felix. Love you mate.

402
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:40,357
Felix!

403
00:14:40,440 --> 00:14:42,400
Love you, matey. See ya.

404
00:14:42,484 --> 00:14:44,194
Right, have fun.

405
00:14:44,277 --> 00:14:46,696
One two three.
Eyes on me!

406
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,990
[class] One two! Eyes on you!

407
00:14:49,074 --> 00:14:50,450
Okay, it's time to

408
00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:54,954
♪ Make a circle,
Make a circle ♪

409
00:14:55,038 --> 00:14:59,668
♪ Nice and round
Nice and round ♪

410
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:03,963
♪ Come on everybody
Come on everybody ♪

411
00:15:04,047 --> 00:15:06,132
♪ Not a sound
Not a sound ♪

412
00:15:06,216 --> 00:15:07,300
[bell rings]

413
00:15:08,843 --> 00:15:10,279
Don't worry, Felix,
I'll wait with you.

414
00:15:10,303 --> 00:15:11,596
Miss Caroline!

415
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,349
Oh, hello David.

416
00:15:14,432 --> 00:15:15,058
Hey.

417
00:15:15,141 --> 00:15:16,726
You can call me Audrey.

418
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:19,104
Didn't think I was going to
make it in time for pick up.

419
00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:21,189
Had this crazy rehearsal.

420
00:15:21,272 --> 00:15:23,400
I'm afraid he had a
really rough day today.

421
00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:24,776
Who did?

422
00:15:24,859 --> 00:15:26,236
Felix.

423
00:15:27,195 --> 00:15:29,507
Well it's a good thing my band's
finished rehearsing for the day.

424
00:15:29,531 --> 00:15:30,740
That's my band.

425
00:15:30,824 --> 00:15:32,784
God's Sledgehammer?

426
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:33,868
That's right.

427
00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:34,869
Is that a Christian band?

428
00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:36,287
No.

429
00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:38,349
It's more of a stadium rock
slash death metal band.

430
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:41,251
Oh. Cause,
I'm a Christian, so ah...

431
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:42,585
It is a Christian band.

432
00:15:42,669 --> 00:15:44,421
I'm a Christian
myself, actually.

433
00:15:44,504 --> 00:15:45,338
[Charlotte] Audrey?

434
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,798
- Oh, hey, Charlotte.
- Oh, hello.

435
00:15:46,881 --> 00:15:49,008
Beth's older brother
is really sick.

436
00:15:49,092 --> 00:15:50,552
- Oh no.
- Oh, poor thing.

437
00:15:50,635 --> 00:15:52,446
It's gastro, but I'm afraid I
won't be able to chaperone the

438
00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,931
excursion tomorrow.
- Oh, of course.

439
00:15:55,014 --> 00:15:57,642
A lot of my class is off
sick with gastro as well.

440
00:15:57,726 --> 00:15:59,120
I hope I'm not leaving
you in the lurch.

441
00:15:59,144 --> 00:16:00,746
Do you think you'll be
able to find someone else?

442
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:02,814
Hey, that's me!
I'm someone else.

443
00:16:02,897 --> 00:16:05,358
Where are we going,
Miss Caroline?

444
00:16:08,111 --> 00:16:10,488
Mum, the force isn't working.

445
00:16:10,572 --> 00:16:12,657
Okay, so we take it out of this.

446
00:16:13,408 --> 00:16:15,869
Then you take you the blue
safety cap off and you push the

447
00:16:15,952 --> 00:16:17,203
other end in here.

448
00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:20,165
So it's blue in the sky,
orange in the thigh.

449
00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:21,708
Orange in the thigh!

450
00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:23,877
Yeah, I'm serious.
Blue in the sky...

451
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,588
Orange in the thigh.
I've got it, don't worry.

452
00:16:26,671 --> 00:16:28,006
He'll be fine.

453
00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:29,608
I'm actually looking forward to
spending some quality time with

454
00:16:29,632 --> 00:16:31,092
my little Lord Vader.

455
00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:33,178
Can I bring this
tomorrow, Uncle David?

456
00:16:33,261 --> 00:16:34,905
And that's the only
reason you want to go on

457
00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:35,847
this excursion tomorrow?

458
00:16:35,930 --> 00:16:37,557
Yeah, what other
reason would there be?

459
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,100
The one that teaches
his kindy class.

460
00:16:39,184 --> 00:16:40,393
Miss Caroline? Come on.

461
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,353
Every Dad has tried
to make a pass at her.

462
00:16:42,437 --> 00:16:43,772
Well she's a Christian.

463
00:16:43,855 --> 00:16:45,899
I'm in a stadium rock
slash death metal band.

464
00:16:45,982 --> 00:16:46,816
How's that gonna work?

465
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,985
Mummy, I nearly had it.

466
00:16:49,068 --> 00:16:50,713
I was trying to understand
why you would so readily

467
00:16:50,737 --> 00:16:52,530
volunteer for something
that sounds like your

468
00:16:52,614 --> 00:16:53,656
worst nightmare.

469
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:55,742
Maybe it's because I'm
actually a good person.

470
00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:57,994
God, is that such a crazy idea?

471
00:16:59,871 --> 00:17:02,874
[moaning]

472
00:17:02,957 --> 00:17:05,960
Fuck me. Jesus! Fuck!

473
00:17:18,598 --> 00:17:20,433
[Miss Caroline
sings and plays ukelele]

474
00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:25,230
♪ But I keep cruising
Can't stop won't stop moving ♪

475
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:30,443
♪ Like I got this music
In my mind singing ♪

476
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:32,904
♪ It's gonna be alright ♪

477
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:36,407
♪ Cos the players gonna
Play play play play play ♪

478
00:17:36,491 --> 00:17:39,285
♪ And the haters gonna
Hate hate hate hate hate ♪

479
00:17:39,369 --> 00:17:42,205
♪ Baby I'm just gonna
Shake shake shake shake shake ♪

480
00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:44,791
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off ♪

481
00:17:44,874 --> 00:17:46,042
And louder now.

482
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,044
♪ Shake it off
Shake it off ♪

483
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:50,922
♪ I shake it off
Shake it off ♪

484
00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:53,967
I I-1 shake it off
Shake it off ♪

485
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:57,053
♪ I shake it off
Shake it off ♪

486
00:17:57,136 --> 00:17:58,805
[kids scream]

487
00:17:58,888 --> 00:18:02,058
Yes! Good job, guys.

488
00:18:03,184 --> 00:18:04,894
Hey, how long till
we get going again?

489
00:18:04,978 --> 00:18:06,418
[Bus Driver]
I'm still working on it.

490
00:18:06,479 --> 00:18:08,398
Sing 'Shake It Off' again!

491
00:18:08,481 --> 00:18:09,566
[kids] Yeah!!

492
00:18:09,649 --> 00:18:11,359
No! Sing something else!

493
00:18:11,442 --> 00:18:15,071
I think we've all had enough
of Taylor Swift right now, guys.

494
00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:17,657
Can you sing another
song, Miss Caroline?

495
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:21,995
Well actually there's
somebody on this bus who is a

496
00:18:22,078 --> 00:18:23,955
professional singer.

497
00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:27,083
Who knows what the word
professional means?

498
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,376
Beth?

499
00:18:28,459 --> 00:18:31,045
[Beth] It means it's your proper
job and you get paid money.

500
00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:34,132
- Very good, Beth. You become
a professional when you're

501
00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:37,594
so good at something that
you get paid to do it.

502
00:18:37,677 --> 00:18:40,889
I am a professional
kindergarten teacher.

503
00:18:40,972 --> 00:18:44,267
And David is a
professional singer.

504
00:18:44,350 --> 00:18:45,393
Isn't that right, David?

505
00:18:45,476 --> 00:18:46,978
Ah, that's correct.

506
00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:49,814
Yes, I am a professional
singer-songwriter-guitarist.

507
00:18:49,898 --> 00:18:53,818
Maybe, if we all nicely ask
David he'll come to the front

508
00:18:53,902 --> 00:18:55,904
of the bus and
sing us all a song.

509
00:18:55,987 --> 00:18:56,987
What do you think, guys?

510
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,030
- Yeah!
- Yes!

511
00:18:58,072 --> 00:18:59,449
- Please! Please!

512
00:19:00,241 --> 00:19:01,701
- Louder! Louder!

513
00:19:01,784 --> 00:19:03,119
- No no no, I'm not prepared.

514
00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:03,995
I'm not...
- Come on!

515
00:19:04,078 --> 00:19:06,247
Okay then. Right!
Right, one song.

516
00:19:06,331 --> 00:19:07,790
[kids yell]

517
00:19:07,874 --> 00:19:10,418
Now sit down and be
quiet so he can play.

518
00:19:12,712 --> 00:19:13,755
[clears throat]

519
00:19:14,505 --> 00:19:16,007
Ehm-Hi guys.

520
00:19:16,841 --> 00:19:18,384
Ehm-My name's David.

521
00:19:18,468 --> 00:19:20,887
I'm Felix's uncle and
I'm also the lead singer

522
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:24,432
slash frontman of my
band, God's Sledgehammer.

523
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:27,727
Oh, and let's not forget
what Leviticus teaches us.

524
00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:30,730
If anyone curses their
mother or their father,

525
00:19:30,813 --> 00:19:32,398
they must be put to death.

526
00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:35,443
That's in the bible.
That's actually there.

527
00:19:35,526 --> 00:19:36,527
God wrote that.

528
00:19:36,903 --> 00:19:39,030
Ehm-This is one of
my slower ditties.

529
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,866
Ehm-A ballad, if you will.

530
00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:43,284
[screaming guitar]

531
00:19:43,368 --> 00:19:45,787
♪ Your husband left you
with two little kids ♪

532
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:48,247
♪ He said he loved you
But he never did ♪

533
00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,584
♪ You pretend like
everything is fine ♪

534
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:53,962
♪ But the darkness creeps up 7

535
00:19:54,045 --> 00:19:55,546
♪ Takes over
your mind ♪

536
00:19:55,630 --> 00:19:57,131
♪ And now you're empty inside ♪

537
00:19:57,215 --> 00:19:58,591
♪ Like an empty room ♪

538
00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,552
♪ It's full of demons
and monsters too ♪♪

539
00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:03,429
♪ Yeah you're trapped
in a nightmare ♪

540
00:20:03,513 --> 00:20:04,722
♪ There's nowhere to hide ♪

541
00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:07,308
♪ from the pain
That's eating you alive ♪

542
00:20:09,268 --> 00:20:11,187
♪ Yeah yeah yeah [

543
00:20:11,813 --> 00:20:14,148
♪ Daddy Daddy Daddy
where did you go? ♪

544
00:20:14,232 --> 00:20:16,985
♪ Mama's losing control, she's
got the demons inside her ♪

545
00:20:17,068 --> 00:20:19,988
♪ feasting off her soul
You started another family ♪

546
00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:23,032
♪ Cos we weren't good enough
You didn't love your son ♪

547
00:20:23,116 --> 00:20:24,826
♪ Cos you thought
he wasn't tough ♪

548
00:20:24,909 --> 00:20:27,286
♪ Daddy Daddy
Daddy where did you go? ♪

549
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:30,707
♪ Oh Daddy Daddy Daddy
where did you go yeah ♪

550
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:35,253
Might be a little much
for everyone, you know?

551
00:20:36,295 --> 00:20:37,463
Yeah...

552
00:20:38,339 --> 00:20:39,424
[laughs]

553
00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:40,967
Bus is fixed.

554
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:42,844
Next stop, Pleasant Valley.

555
00:20:42,927 --> 00:20:44,554
Oh, thank God! Yes!

556
00:20:44,637 --> 00:20:46,055
[kids cheering]

557
00:20:46,139 --> 00:20:47,932
Clap for David.

558
00:20:48,016 --> 00:20:52,478
♪ ♪

559
00:21:00,278 --> 00:21:02,238
[Guard 1] Section 19 clear.
[man] Section 19.

560
00:21:02,321 --> 00:21:04,299
[Guard 1] What's the point in
flying seventeen hours on a

561
00:21:04,323 --> 00:21:07,368
plane to work in a country
we're not even allowed to see?

562
00:21:07,452 --> 00:21:08,846
[Guard 1] Section 12 clear.
[man] Section 12.

563
00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:10,538
This country's insane.
Do you realise how

564
00:21:10,621 --> 00:21:12,498
many animals they have
here that can kill you?

565
00:21:12,582 --> 00:21:13,708
Listen to this.

566
00:21:13,791 --> 00:21:17,378
The funnel web spider is the
world's nastiest arachnid.

567
00:21:17,462 --> 00:21:20,131
The venom from this hairy
spider's massive fangs attacks

568
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:22,633
a person's nervous
system, leading to death.

569
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:25,136
The red-bellied black snake
can grow up to seven feet long.

570
00:21:25,219 --> 00:21:26,345
[Guard 1] Section 15 clear.

571
00:21:26,429 --> 00:21:28,639
The venom from its bite can
cause skin cells to decay

572
00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:30,933
along with kidney failure
leading to death.

573
00:21:31,017 --> 00:21:34,145
There is no known antivenom
for the box jellyfish which is

574
00:21:34,228 --> 00:21:36,689
present throughout coastal
waters of Australia.

575
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,442
The sting instantly leads
to necrosis and random muscle

576
00:21:39,525 --> 00:21:41,444
spasms and finally,
cardiac arrest.

577
00:21:41,527 --> 00:21:44,822
Still, if I get flown back
home without a koala bear,

578
00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:46,783
I'm gonna be pretty upset.

579
00:21:54,457 --> 00:21:56,209
[Guard 1] Jesus,
one of them's free!

580
00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:01,798
Back away from the body
with your hands on your head!

581
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,133
[gun shots]

582
00:22:16,354 --> 00:22:17,605
Patrol to Control Room.

583
00:22:17,688 --> 00:22:19,857
Project regeneration test
subject has escaped.

584
00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:22,068
Containment breach and
casualty in Section 24.

585
00:22:22,985 --> 00:22:25,530
Containment breach and
casualty in Section 24!

586
00:22:25,613 --> 00:22:27,990
[man] We have a large-scale
breach at Section 25.

587
00:22:28,074 --> 00:22:29,742
[gun shots]
[intercom] Immediate lockdown.

588
00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,744
Wait here!
I'll secure the door.

589
00:22:32,537 --> 00:22:33,737
[intercom] Immediate lockdown.

590
00:22:37,375 --> 00:22:38,459
Immediate lockdown.

591
00:22:39,919 --> 00:22:41,963
Hey wait, should I
call for back up or...

592
00:22:43,631 --> 00:22:44,757
What the fuck!

593
00:22:45,508 --> 00:22:47,009
Get off me!

594
00:22:47,093 --> 00:22:48,093
Get off!

595
00:22:48,136 --> 00:22:50,680
My ear!
[screams]

596
00:22:55,351 --> 00:22:57,728
[guard] So it's 600 feet
back down the road.

597
00:22:57,812 --> 00:22:58,812
Yeah.

598
00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,648
[girl]] Mini-Golf! Mini-Golf.

599
00:23:00,731 --> 00:23:02,233
This is not the petting zoo.

600
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:04,735
This is a US military facility,
do you understand me?

601
00:23:05,236 --> 00:23:05,903
Yeah?

602
00:23:05,987 --> 00:23:07,989
[alarm sounds]
Full code red.

603
00:23:08,072 --> 00:23:11,159
I repeat, this is a full code
red alert. All personnel...

604
00:23:11,242 --> 00:23:14,328
Shit! Jimmy, open the gate!

605
00:23:14,412 --> 00:23:15,663
Open the gate!

606
00:23:15,746 --> 00:23:17,373
Open the goddamn gate!

607
00:23:17,456 --> 00:23:18,374
[speaks Chinese]

608
00:23:18,457 --> 00:23:20,668
[guard] Close the gate!
Close the gate!

609
00:23:22,378 --> 00:23:25,381
♪ ♪

610
00:23:42,773 --> 00:23:45,985
[roaring vehicles]

611
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:52,032
[camera click]

612
00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:57,121
[Miss Caroline] And our
first rule is be safe,

613
00:23:57,205 --> 00:23:58,581
which means remember the dangers

614
00:23:58,664 --> 00:24:01,042
of touching and tasting
things we don't recognize.

615
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:05,963
Our rhyme: We can see, we can
smell, we can hear...

616
00:24:06,047 --> 00:24:08,925
[Felix] Oh my gosh! Uncle David!
Teddy McGiggle!

617
00:24:09,008 --> 00:24:10,259
It's Teddy McGiggle!

618
00:24:10,343 --> 00:24:12,887
What? Oh my word!

619
00:24:13,763 --> 00:24:14,555
Argh!

620
00:24:14,639 --> 00:24:16,933
[Felix] Teddy McGiggle! Yeah!

621
00:24:18,434 --> 00:24:21,479
[Teddy McGiggle]
Hi-ho kiddlywinks!

622
00:24:21,562 --> 00:24:23,439
Hi ho, Teddy!

623
00:24:24,315 --> 00:24:25,858
[Frogsie] Hi ho, Teddy!

624
00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,277
Hi ho, Frogsie!

625
00:24:28,361 --> 00:24:31,739
Well, aren't we having
a super-fun time on our

626
00:24:31,822 --> 00:24:33,658
trip down under!

627
00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:36,994
We've swam with the fish
in the Great Barrier Reef.

628
00:24:37,078 --> 00:24:39,956
We've climbed to the top
of the Harbour Bridge.

629
00:24:40,039 --> 00:24:45,127
And today, today we are visiting
the Pleasant Valley Farm

630
00:24:45,211 --> 00:24:48,923
to meet and learn about all
the cute Australian animals.

631
00:24:49,006 --> 00:24:51,342
I wanna cuddle from a koala!

632
00:24:51,425 --> 00:24:53,594
I bet you do, Frogsie!

633
00:24:53,678 --> 00:24:55,096
[laughter]

634
00:24:55,179 --> 00:24:58,975
Look at the big crowd that's
come out here to say hello to us

635
00:24:59,058 --> 00:25:01,018
and hello to you!

636
00:25:01,102 --> 00:25:04,397
What's your name, ya
big bundle of sunshine?

637
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,107
Come on over here.

638
00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:09,318
Why don't you guys let
the beautiful yellow lady

639
00:25:09,402 --> 00:25:10,278
come on through.

640
00:25:10,361 --> 00:25:12,113
What's your name, little lady?

641
00:25:12,196 --> 00:25:14,824
Miss Caroline. But my
friends call me Audrey.

642
00:25:14,907 --> 00:25:16,909
My kids call me Miss Caroline.

643
00:25:16,993 --> 00:25:19,078
Not my kids kids.
My students.

644
00:25:19,161 --> 00:25:20,454
They call me Miss Caroline.

645
00:25:20,538 --> 00:25:24,417
Well, that is a beautiful origin
story if I've ever heard one.

646
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:28,337
All I know is, your kiddlywinks
sure are lucky to have a teacher

647
00:25:28,421 --> 00:25:31,549
as pretty as you, Miss Caroline.

648
00:25:31,632 --> 00:25:35,261
Well I wanna give Miss
Caroline a cuddle!

649
00:25:35,344 --> 00:25:36,470
[laughter]

650
00:25:36,554 --> 00:25:38,889
I bet ya do, Frogsie!

651
00:25:38,973 --> 00:25:40,850
What do you guys
say we do the McGiggle Dance?

652
00:25:40,933 --> 00:25:42,018
[kids] Yeah!!

653
00:25:42,101 --> 00:25:44,478
What do you say we do
the McGiggle Dance

654
00:25:44,562 --> 00:25:46,814
and get this party started!

655
00:25:46,897 --> 00:25:48,524
[kids] Yeah!!

656
00:25:51,319 --> 00:25:53,112
Excellent job, everybody.

657
00:25:53,195 --> 00:25:55,823
[applause]

658
00:25:55,906 --> 00:25:58,075
Settle down there, kiddlywinks.

659
00:25:58,159 --> 00:26:01,162
There's more than enough
Teddy to go around.

660
00:26:03,372 --> 00:26:04,415
[laughs]

661
00:26:04,498 --> 00:26:06,310
[Animal Handler] Remember
to be nice and gentle.

662
00:26:06,334 --> 00:26:11,464
♪ Come with us as we giggle
around in the McGiggle mobile ♪

663
00:26:11,547 --> 00:26:12,923
♪ Toot toot teddy ♪

664
00:26:13,007 --> 00:26:16,385
♪ Traveling the whole world,
and sharing special memories ♪

665
00:26:16,469 --> 00:26:18,012
♪ with the kiddlywinks ♪

666
00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:20,181
♪ We love the kiddlywinks! ♪

667
00:26:20,264 --> 00:26:23,601
♪ There's no use ignoring all
the giggling and guffawing ♪

668
00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:26,228
♪ As we shower
our world with fun ♪

669
00:26:26,312 --> 00:26:27,563
♪ Woo hoo hoo! ♪

670
00:26:27,646 --> 00:26:30,900
♪ Time and time again we will
McGiggle with our friends ♪

671
00:26:30,983 --> 00:26:33,486
♪ Because our giggles
are for everyone ♪

672
00:26:33,569 --> 00:26:36,655
♪ ♪

673
00:26:37,740 --> 00:26:39,700
♪ Can we do the
McGiggle dance? ♪

674
00:26:39,784 --> 00:26:41,577
♪ You bet we can, Frogsy ♪

675
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:42,536
♪ Yoo hoo! ♪

676
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,288
♪ Come giggle ♪

677
00:26:44,372 --> 00:26:45,831
♪ I'll giggle with you ♪

678
00:26:46,374 --> 00:26:47,792
♪ Let's giggle! ♪

679
00:26:47,875 --> 00:26:49,668
♪ We'll giggle all together 7

680
00:26:50,294 --> 00:26:52,922
♪ I feel giggly when we
all play this song ♪

681
00:26:53,005 --> 00:26:54,006
[Koala] Rock on, man.

682
00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:56,675
♪ Life's so fun when
you're giggling on ♪

683
00:26:57,259 --> 00:26:58,469
[Whip Handler]
Nice, man!

684
00:26:58,552 --> 00:26:59,804
Yeah, do you wanna come up?

685
00:26:59,887 --> 00:27:01,055
All the way up to your ear.

686
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,141
Do it one more time,
one more time.

687
00:27:04,225 --> 00:27:05,601
All the way up to your ear.

688
00:27:06,519 --> 00:27:07,978
Everyone's watching.
No pressure.

689
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:11,023
[whip crack, scream]

690
00:27:11,107 --> 00:27:12,483
[laughter]

691
00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:15,486
[Koala] Yeah, rock on, idiot.

692
00:27:15,569 --> 00:27:17,530
[Miss Caroline]
What did we learn? Yes, Felix.

693
00:27:17,613 --> 00:27:19,615
[grunting]

694
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,871
[radio] We've got a full
breach here! A full breach!

695
00:27:25,955 --> 00:27:27,581
Somebody get up
here and help me!

696
00:27:27,665 --> 00:27:29,583
They're escaping
from the complex!

697
00:27:31,210 --> 00:27:32,670
Get up here now!

698
00:27:32,753 --> 00:27:34,922
Now! Now!
[screaming]

699
00:27:48,102 --> 00:27:49,603
[speaking Chinese]

700
00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:08,038
[speaking Chinese]

701
00:28:09,331 --> 00:28:10,541
[camera click]

702
00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:14,003
[ripping flesh, screaming]

703
00:28:15,129 --> 00:28:17,590
[Miss Caroline] One, two, three.
Eyes on me.

704
00:28:17,673 --> 00:28:20,384
[kids] On two.
Eyes on you!

705
00:28:20,468 --> 00:28:23,596
We clean up and then we
get to meet Kimby again.

706
00:28:23,679 --> 00:28:26,724
She's going to take us on a
special ride and then when we

707
00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:29,727
get back to the farm, there'll
be a surprise waiting for us.

708
00:28:29,810 --> 00:28:30,853
Is it putt-putt golf?

709
00:28:30,936 --> 00:28:32,855
Are we gonna play
putt-putt golf?

710
00:28:32,938 --> 00:28:34,815
I said it was a surprise.

711
00:28:34,899 --> 00:28:36,251
I'm going to count
backwards from ten.

712
00:28:36,275 --> 00:28:38,569
By the time I get to one,
I want you all in a line

713
00:28:38,652 --> 00:28:40,053
in front of me.
And away we go. Ten!

714
00:28:40,529 --> 00:28:41,697
Nine!

715
00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:43,467
- Miss Caroline can we...
- David, just call me Audrey.

716
00:28:43,491 --> 00:28:44,575
Eight!

717
00:28:44,658 --> 00:28:46,094
- Yeah, I feel like I
haven't been helping enough.

718
00:28:46,118 --> 00:28:47,578
- Seven!
- Can I get more involved?

719
00:28:47,661 --> 00:28:49,788
Six! Yeah, you can help
Kim with the rubbish.

720
00:28:49,872 --> 00:28:50,706
Five!

721
00:28:50,789 --> 00:28:53,083
Rubbish? Wait, are you married?

722
00:28:53,167 --> 00:28:54,752
No. Four!

723
00:28:54,835 --> 00:28:56,504
Oh, not yet.
That's my engagement ring.

724
00:28:56,587 --> 00:28:57,630
Three!

725
00:28:57,713 --> 00:28:58,713
You're with a guy?

726
00:28:59,256 --> 00:29:01,342
My fiance, Ian, yes.

727
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,135
Two!

728
00:29:03,719 --> 00:29:05,846
And one!

729
00:29:06,847 --> 00:29:08,516
Very good.
Okay, let's go.

730
00:29:08,599 --> 00:29:11,060
Okay, who's excited
about the surprise?

731
00:29:12,311 --> 00:29:13,479
[Dave] Bye bye rubbish!

732
00:29:13,562 --> 00:29:15,606
[Kimby] Welcome everyone to the

733
00:29:15,689 --> 00:29:17,858
Pleasant Valley Farm experience.

734
00:29:17,942 --> 00:29:20,236
Who wants to see some sheep?

735
00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:21,654
[kids] Yeah!!

736
00:29:21,737 --> 00:29:23,882
Well that's lucky, because
you're about to meet Pleasant

737
00:29:23,906 --> 00:29:26,909
Valley's flock of
resident mammals.

738
00:29:26,992 --> 00:29:29,245
Isn't the tractor
amazing, Uncle David?

739
00:29:29,745 --> 00:29:31,956
[Kimby] Even though sheep
aren't native to Australia,

740
00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:34,124
we certainly do
have a lot of them.

741
00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:36,001
- Where are the sheep?
- I can't see any.

742
00:29:36,085 --> 00:29:38,254
[Kimby] They're
usually around here.

743
00:29:39,046 --> 00:29:40,381
They must be hiding.

744
00:29:41,173 --> 00:29:42,841
[munching]

745
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,348
[kills engine]

746
00:29:51,934 --> 00:29:53,644
I've just gotta check
on something ahead.

747
00:29:54,979 --> 00:29:56,739
Sorry we haven't seen
any sheep yet, kiddies.

748
00:29:56,772 --> 00:29:58,065
What is it, Miss Caroline?

749
00:29:58,148 --> 00:30:00,234
I don't know, Kim.
Must be something in the way.

750
00:30:00,317 --> 00:30:02,069
Maybe it's your Dad, Felix.

751
00:30:02,152 --> 00:30:03,070
No it isn't.

752
00:30:03,153 --> 00:30:04,196
Yeah Max.

753
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,407
For all we know, you
don't have a Dad either.

754
00:30:06,490 --> 00:30:08,718
I've never seen any evidence of
him when I'm visiting your Mum.

755
00:30:08,742 --> 00:30:09,742
Do you know my Mum?

756
00:30:09,785 --> 00:30:10,828
Ah-ha.

757
00:30:10,911 --> 00:30:13,455
Okay. David, may I have a
word with you, please?

758
00:30:13,539 --> 00:30:16,041
[kids laugh]

759
00:30:19,503 --> 00:30:20,796
[Kimby] Hey!

760
00:30:20,879 --> 00:30:23,215
What are you doin'
to our sheep, mate?

761
00:30:23,299 --> 00:30:25,968
Look, I don't know what's
going on with you right now but

762
00:30:26,051 --> 00:30:27,595
that kind of behaviour
is unacceptable.

763
00:30:27,678 --> 00:30:29,805
- Well Max started it!
- Max is five years old.

764
00:30:29,888 --> 00:30:32,725
And if you can't use appropriate
language with a five-year-old

765
00:30:32,808 --> 00:30:35,078
I'm going to have to ask you to
disembark the tractor train and

766
00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:36,395
wait for us back at the bus.

767
00:30:36,478 --> 00:30:38,230
[Kimby] Fucking hell! Fuck!

768
00:30:38,314 --> 00:30:39,189
Fuck!

769
00:30:39,273 --> 00:30:40,190
Kimby!

770
00:30:40,274 --> 00:30:42,318
[kids] Bad word, bad word!

771
00:30:42,401 --> 00:30:44,903
Kimby, this kind of behaviour...

772
00:30:44,987 --> 00:30:46,822
- [growl]
- [scream]

773
00:30:54,997 --> 00:30:56,290
[growl]

774
00:30:59,168 --> 00:31:00,044
Oh God!

775
00:31:00,127 --> 00:31:02,171
David!
Start the tractor!

776
00:31:06,008 --> 00:31:08,719
Why do you get to drive
the tractor, Uncle David?

777
00:31:09,303 --> 00:31:10,554
[starts engine]

778
00:31:12,848 --> 00:31:14,725
[Dave] Miss Caroline!
I'm coming!

779
00:31:15,601 --> 00:31:17,186
Push the clutch pedal down.

780
00:31:17,269 --> 00:31:18,562
Where?

781
00:31:18,646 --> 00:31:20,790
The clutch pedal is on the left.
The brake is on the other side.

782
00:31:20,814 --> 00:31:21,814
Like this?

783
00:31:24,777 --> 00:31:26,987
Have you got the parking
brake off, Uncle David?

784
00:31:27,071 --> 00:31:27,863
I don't know!

785
00:31:27,946 --> 00:31:29,907
The parking brake
is that side too.

786
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:31,533
Why do you know so
much about tractors?

787
00:31:31,617 --> 00:31:32,701
I love tractors.

788
00:31:33,410 --> 00:31:34,578
Oh Jesus!

789
00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:37,206
Are you okay Miss Caroline?

790
00:31:37,289 --> 00:31:39,500
Just, ah, having
a chat to Kimby.

791
00:31:41,168 --> 00:31:42,168
Oh shit!

792
00:31:55,140 --> 00:31:57,393
- What do I do?
- Just keep driving!

793
00:32:01,397 --> 00:32:03,732
Miss Caroline, are you okay?

794
00:32:03,816 --> 00:32:04,942
Yes.

795
00:32:05,025 --> 00:32:06,235
Rightio!

796
00:32:06,318 --> 00:32:08,195
You remember this one, right?

797
00:32:09,363 --> 00:32:11,156
[zombie groans]

798
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,491
[ukelele music]

799
00:32:12,574 --> 00:32:15,994
♪ Little Bo Peep
Has lost her sheep [

800
00:32:16,078 --> 00:32:19,540
♪ And doesn't know
where to find them ♪

801
00:32:19,623 --> 00:32:23,210
♪ Leave them alone and
they'll come home ♪

802
00:32:23,293 --> 00:32:26,338
♪ Wagging their
tails behind them ♪

803
00:32:27,297 --> 00:32:28,674
[munching]

804
00:32:29,466 --> 00:32:30,509
[growl]

805
00:32:38,642 --> 00:32:40,811
Who knows what
unpredictable means?

806
00:32:42,521 --> 00:32:44,231
Don't be scared.
Don't be scared.

807
00:32:44,314 --> 00:32:46,608
This is the surprise
I was talking about.

808
00:32:55,325 --> 00:32:57,202
David, why are you stopping?

809
00:32:57,995 --> 00:32:59,413
Because the road is blocked.

810
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,207
I don't know how to
explain what I'm seeing.

811
00:33:05,919 --> 00:33:07,296
[all shouting]

812
00:33:07,379 --> 00:33:08,255
Okay.

813
00:33:08,338 --> 00:33:09,590
One, two, three, eyes on me.

814
00:33:09,673 --> 00:33:11,592
One, two, eyes on you'!

815
00:33:11,675 --> 00:33:13,761
Who remembers how to play tag?

816
00:33:13,844 --> 00:33:16,805
Good. Well, those funny looking
people out there are it.

817
00:33:16,889 --> 00:33:19,433
How do I go backwards?

818
00:33:19,516 --> 00:33:21,202
And we don't want to let
the funny people touch us.

819
00:33:21,226 --> 00:33:23,228
Look! Isn't she good at it!
[kids] Yeah!

820
00:33:23,312 --> 00:33:25,314
I'm gonna need you to
stick together in a line.

821
00:33:25,397 --> 00:33:26,482
So quick sticks!

822
00:33:26,565 --> 00:33:30,194
Ready, steady Conga!

823
00:33:31,528 --> 00:33:32,528
Conga?

824
00:33:34,740 --> 00:33:35,991
[all]] Conga, conga, conga!

825
00:33:36,533 --> 00:33:38,243
Conga, conga, conga!

826
00:33:38,827 --> 00:33:40,579
Conga, conga, conga!

827
00:33:41,205 --> 00:33:42,998
Conga, conga, conga!

828
00:33:47,669 --> 00:33:49,004
[Miss Caroline]
This way, kiddies!

829
00:33:50,172 --> 00:33:54,510
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

830
00:33:54,593 --> 00:33:57,012
♪ Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh ♪

831
00:34:04,645 --> 00:34:08,857
♪ With a baa-baa here
and a baa-baa there ♪

832
00:34:08,941 --> 00:34:10,692
♪ Here a baa, there a baa ♪

833
00:34:10,776 --> 00:34:12,444
♪ Everywhere a baa-baa ♪

834
00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:17,241
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh!

835
00:34:17,324 --> 00:34:18,700
[Mickey] He almost stabbed you!

836
00:34:18,784 --> 00:34:20,619
[Dave] Yeah,
didn't get me though!

837
00:34:22,162 --> 00:34:23,803
[Miss Caroline]
This way to the bus, kids.

838
00:34:25,874 --> 00:34:29,545
Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-eye-ee-eye-oh!

839
00:34:29,628 --> 00:34:31,088
[Mickey] Watch out, Dave!

840
00:34:33,298 --> 00:34:34,424
[panting]

841
00:34:34,508 --> 00:34:36,385
Look! Ducks!

842
00:34:41,515 --> 00:34:42,850
[Dave] There's the bus!

843
00:34:44,101 --> 00:34:45,462
[Miss Caroline]
We're almost there.

844
00:34:48,272 --> 00:34:49,272
On!

845
00:34:50,065 --> 00:34:51,525
[loud growling]

846
00:34:52,651 --> 00:34:56,071
[Driver] They're in the bus!
Don't come this way!

847
00:34:56,154 --> 00:34:57,906
[Miss Caroline]
Okay, change of plan.

848
00:35:04,788 --> 00:35:06,081
It's locked!

849
00:35:06,164 --> 00:35:07,164
Go away!

850
00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:10,335
Open the door!
Teddy McGiggle, it's me!

851
00:35:11,044 --> 00:35:12,462
Oh, I'm so sorry.

852
00:35:12,546 --> 00:35:13,547
I didn't see you there!

853
00:35:13,630 --> 00:35:15,841
But see the problem
is I was here first,

854
00:35:15,924 --> 00:35:17,467
so you gotta go fuck yourself.

855
00:35:17,551 --> 00:35:18,218
[kids] Bad word!

856
00:35:18,302 --> 00:35:19,970
We have kids out here!

857
00:35:20,053 --> 00:35:23,015
Oh! Oh my God!
I don't give a shit.

858
00:35:23,098 --> 00:35:24,933
You can't leave
the kids out here!

859
00:35:28,312 --> 00:35:30,397
Unlock the door!
- Unlock my dick!

860
00:35:31,565 --> 00:35:32,565
This way.

861
00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:33,525
Oh! Look.

862
00:35:33,609 --> 00:35:35,652
Okay, who wants to
be a wiggle worm?

863
00:35:35,736 --> 00:35:37,988
- What the fuck are you doing?
Get them away from here!

864
00:35:38,071 --> 00:35:40,574
- In you go. Nice and safe.
Nice and safe.

865
00:35:40,657 --> 00:35:43,994
Hey! He's meals on wheels!
Leave him!

866
00:35:45,954 --> 00:35:47,831
And down you go.

867
00:35:48,332 --> 00:35:50,667
Hey! Get her to stop doing that!

868
00:35:50,751 --> 00:35:51,835
Open the door!

869
00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:53,837
- You're leading
them all over here!

870
00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:57,132
- Are you serious? Those
little fuckers can all die!

871
00:35:57,215 --> 00:35:58,800
What the hell is wrong with you?

872
00:35:58,884 --> 00:36:01,261
You're both being
real cocks right now.

873
00:36:07,434 --> 00:36:09,186
Miss Caroline! Help!

874
00:36:17,361 --> 00:36:18,695
Miss Caroline!

875
00:36:40,133 --> 00:36:41,927
Let us in, please!

876
00:36:42,010 --> 00:36:43,720
[Teddy] No, you're
not coming in. Go away.

877
00:36:48,141 --> 00:36:49,685
Wait, what is that?

878
00:36:49,768 --> 00:36:51,103
Who's on my roof?

879
00:36:51,937 --> 00:36:52,980
Just stop it!

880
00:36:53,063 --> 00:36:55,232
Get the fuck off of it!

881
00:36:56,525 --> 00:36:59,611
You bring those bastards
here, I'll fucking kill you!

882
00:37:00,570 --> 00:37:01,655
[crash]

883
00:37:02,948 --> 00:37:04,658
[loud groaning]

884
00:37:07,786 --> 00:37:09,037
[coughs]

885
00:37:12,332 --> 00:37:13,332
[slap]

886
00:37:16,336 --> 00:37:17,379
What are you doing?

887
00:37:17,462 --> 00:37:18,130
[crash]

888
00:37:18,213 --> 00:37:19,923
What the... Jesus!

889
00:37:32,978 --> 00:37:34,021
[crash]

890
00:37:34,604 --> 00:37:36,124
[Teddy] I'm gonna
make you eat my dick!

891
00:37:36,148 --> 00:37:38,150
[singsong] Bad word, bad word.

892
00:37:38,233 --> 00:37:40,777
Cos you said a bad word.

893
00:37:40,861 --> 00:37:43,196
Now we all have to sing-

894
00:37:49,119 --> 00:37:50,829
[screams]

895
00:37:53,206 --> 00:37:54,291
[vomits]

896
00:37:56,418 --> 00:37:57,919
[panting]

897
00:37:58,003 --> 00:38:00,422
[Teddy] Come here you pretty
little chubby princess!

898
00:38:03,633 --> 00:38:06,803
I'm gonna bash this on your
head, you fat fucking monkey.

899
00:38:06,887 --> 00:38:08,638
You're a fucking psycho.

900
00:38:08,722 --> 00:38:11,099
- Get away from that
door, boy genius.

901
00:38:18,732 --> 00:38:20,525
[stapling]

902
00:38:21,568 --> 00:38:22,861
[crash]

903
00:38:22,944 --> 00:38:24,112
Shit.

904
00:38:25,238 --> 00:38:26,448
My face!

905
00:38:29,993 --> 00:38:30,993
[crash]

906
00:38:31,578 --> 00:38:32,578
No!

907
00:38:48,595 --> 00:38:50,180
- Hey!
- Hi, Uncle David.

908
00:38:50,263 --> 00:38:53,517
♪ ♪

909
00:39:00,065 --> 00:39:01,483
[screaming]

910
00:39:04,778 --> 00:39:06,279
[radio] Attention all units.

911
00:39:06,363 --> 00:39:08,865
Attention all units.
Reinforcements have arrived.

912
00:39:08,949 --> 00:39:10,659
Set up a perimeter.

913
00:39:20,961 --> 00:39:22,212
Door's secure.

914
00:39:22,921 --> 00:39:24,840
Still no signal, though.

915
00:39:25,549 --> 00:39:27,217
Miss Caroline! Miss Caroline!

916
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,802
Max, that's not safe.

917
00:39:28,885 --> 00:39:30,720
Put it back where you found it.

918
00:39:32,013 --> 00:39:33,515
There's no landline, either.

919
00:39:33,598 --> 00:39:34,641
This is fun.

920
00:39:34,724 --> 00:39:36,601
It is a bit scary.

921
00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:38,937
- It's meant to be scary.
It's part of the game.

922
00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,439
And you know what?

923
00:39:41,523 --> 00:39:43,984
We all just won first level.

924
00:39:44,818 --> 00:39:45,652
Yes.

925
00:39:45,735 --> 00:39:47,779
How many more
levels will there be?

926
00:39:47,863 --> 00:39:49,698
Mmm, Max!

927
00:39:49,781 --> 00:39:51,783
When will we play
putt-putt golf?

928
00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:53,201
Later.

929
00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:54,285
Kim?

930
00:39:54,327 --> 00:39:56,329
What's wrong
with Teddy McGiggle?

931
00:39:57,581 --> 00:40:01,293
Teddy McGiggle is just not
happy because we're winning.

932
00:40:01,376 --> 00:40:04,880
[Teddy] Nobody's coming for us.
We're all gonna die.

933
00:40:05,213 --> 00:40:07,465
Are we gonna die, Miss Caroline?

934
00:40:07,549 --> 00:40:09,593
No, of course not.

935
00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:12,179
My job is to keep you safe.
That's what I'll do.

936
00:40:12,262 --> 00:40:13,638
Where's Frogsie?

937
00:40:14,472 --> 00:40:15,765
Frogsie didn't make it.

938
00:40:16,516 --> 00:40:19,519
I need you to calm down,
Teddy McGiggle.

939
00:40:19,603 --> 00:40:21,479
Don't you dare
tell me what to do.

940
00:40:22,314 --> 00:40:25,609
Those things out there,
they ate my cameraman.

941
00:40:26,276 --> 00:40:27,652
They ate him.

942
00:40:31,364 --> 00:40:32,574
And not just them.

943
00:40:32,657 --> 00:40:34,284
Little dead-eyed kids.

944
00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:35,702
The children of the corn.

945
00:40:35,785 --> 00:40:38,914
And if they don't
eat you you get bit,

946
00:40:38,997 --> 00:40:40,540
and then you become one of them.

947
00:40:43,043 --> 00:40:44,628
They're zombies.

948
00:40:44,711 --> 00:40:46,254
Like in the shooty game?

949
00:40:46,338 --> 00:40:48,632
Like in the shooty game!
Can you tell us what the

950
00:40:48,715 --> 00:40:52,219
zombies do in the
shooty game please, Felix?

951
00:40:52,302 --> 00:40:54,304
Well if you make
noise, they hear you.

952
00:40:54,387 --> 00:40:57,265
They walk around and try to
bite you and the only way you

953
00:40:57,349 --> 00:41:00,560
can stop them is by shooting
them in the face with your

954
00:41:00,644 --> 00:41:02,896
shooty gun or
chopping their heads off.

955
00:41:02,979 --> 00:41:05,523
Okay, but are the zombies real?

956
00:41:06,066 --> 00:41:07,651
No, it's just a game.

957
00:41:07,734 --> 00:41:11,071
But Uncle David lets me play
it when my Mum"s asleep.

958
00:41:13,031 --> 00:41:14,157
Well, there you go.

959
00:41:14,241 --> 00:41:16,326
The zombies are not real.

960
00:41:16,409 --> 00:41:18,453
Like fuck they're not!

961
00:41:18,536 --> 00:41:20,622
The Easter bunny
isn't fucking real!

962
00:41:20,705 --> 00:41:23,375
Father fucking
Christmas isn't real!

963
00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:27,963
These inquisitive dead-eyed
fucking faces are real!

964
00:41:28,046 --> 00:41:32,926
Bad word, bad word
Cos you said a bad thing!

965
00:41:33,718 --> 00:41:35,845
Shut the fuck up!

966
00:41:36,263 --> 00:41:37,931
Teddy McGiggle's
gonna fill you guys in

967
00:41:38,014 --> 00:41:40,141
on some fast-breaking news.
Bad word song?

968
00:41:40,225 --> 00:41:43,019
That existed at a time when
people weren't having their

969
00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:46,106
faces ripped off by
motherfucking zombies.

970
00:41:46,189 --> 00:41:48,066
Fuckity fuck fuck!

971
00:41:48,149 --> 00:41:50,735
Fuck! You fucking
little duckies.

972
00:41:50,819 --> 00:41:53,947
Teddy just needs a cuddle.
[giggles]

973
00:41:54,030 --> 00:41:55,865
Come!
Let's have a word.

974
00:41:56,449 --> 00:41:57,534
I don't want a cuddle.

975
00:41:57,617 --> 00:42:01,079
Okay, you're going to change
that attitude right now.

976
00:42:01,162 --> 00:42:02,872
Fucking zombies.

977
00:42:04,708 --> 00:42:06,793
This is not a negotiation.

978
00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:08,253
[soft sobs]

979
00:42:08,336 --> 00:42:09,546
Hey guys, who's hungry?

980
00:42:09,629 --> 00:42:10,629
Yeah!

981
00:42:10,672 --> 00:42:12,966
Yeah? Okay.
Well come get some.

982
00:42:13,049 --> 00:42:14,217
Here you go, mate.

983
00:42:14,301 --> 00:42:16,177
Are these okay, Uncle David?

984
00:42:16,261 --> 00:42:16,970
Yeah.

985
00:42:17,053 --> 00:42:19,139
Why is Teddy McGiggle crying?

986
00:42:19,514 --> 00:42:21,141
I'm a celebrity!

987
00:42:21,224 --> 00:42:23,393
No, you're a liability.

988
00:42:23,476 --> 00:42:26,479
I have no idea what we're all
dealing with here, but my only

989
00:42:26,563 --> 00:42:29,524
responsibility is for
these children's safety.

990
00:42:29,607 --> 00:42:33,069
If they are put in danger by
anyone outside or inside this

991
00:42:33,153 --> 00:42:37,741
souvenir kiosk my job
is to remove that danger.

992
00:42:37,824 --> 00:42:40,285
I'm not going to let these
children be traumatised by

993
00:42:40,368 --> 00:42:43,371
having them think a zombie
is going to eat them alive.

994
00:42:43,455 --> 00:42:47,000
So right at this very moment,
these children believe they're

995
00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,793
in the middle of a game.

996
00:42:48,877 --> 00:42:51,588
A fun, harmless game.

997
00:42:51,671 --> 00:42:53,941
So if you don't turn that frown
upside down then so help me God

998
00:42:53,965 --> 00:42:57,469
I am going to drag you out by
that stupid bow tie and watch

999
00:42:57,552 --> 00:42:59,429
them rip you apart.

1000
00:42:59,512 --> 00:43:01,514
Do I make myself clear?

1001
00:43:03,099 --> 00:43:06,269
Let me hear you say it's a
game, so loud they can hear.

1002
00:43:06,895 --> 00:43:08,146
[soft] It's a game.

1003
00:43:08,229 --> 00:43:10,315
In the voice, you moron.

1004
00:43:10,398 --> 00:43:13,443
It's a game!
This is a game!

1005
00:43:14,235 --> 00:43:15,445
Do the laugh.

1006
00:43:15,528 --> 00:43:17,113
I don't want to.

1007
00:43:17,197 --> 00:43:18,865
Do the laugh.

1008
00:43:18,948 --> 00:43:20,658
[crazy laugh]

1009
00:43:24,371 --> 00:43:26,081
And stop fucking swearing.

1010
00:43:29,709 --> 00:43:30,877
[giggles]

1011
00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:33,213
You can consider this
the naughty corner.

1012
00:43:33,296 --> 00:43:34,756
[coughs]

1013
00:43:36,966 --> 00:43:38,218
You okay?

1014
00:43:38,301 --> 00:43:39,719
Cough it up, mate.

1015
00:43:41,262 --> 00:43:42,347
Cough it up.

1016
00:43:43,723 --> 00:43:45,141
What did you eat, Felix?

1017
00:43:45,225 --> 00:43:46,518
It's anaphylaxis.

1018
00:43:46,601 --> 00:43:48,520
[Dave] No.
No, they're just chips.

1019
00:43:48,603 --> 00:43:50,230
They'd have dairy in them.

1020
00:43:50,313 --> 00:43:52,315
Who the fuck puts milk in chips?

1021
00:43:52,774 --> 00:43:53,983
Just breathe, okay?

1022
00:43:54,067 --> 00:43:54,943
What do we do?

1023
00:43:55,026 --> 00:43:55,735
My bumbag.

1024
00:43:55,819 --> 00:43:57,695
The Adrenipen was in my bumbag.

1025
00:43:57,779 --> 00:43:59,656
I've got one.
I've got one. I've got one.

1026
00:43:59,739 --> 00:44:01,157
- Give...
- I can do it. I can do it.

1027
00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:03,410
Okay. Okay kids.

1028
00:44:03,493 --> 00:44:06,413
Don't worry, Felix just
needs some room, okay?

1029
00:44:06,496 --> 00:44:07,414
Here we go.

1030
00:44:07,497 --> 00:44:10,750
Orange in the sky,
blue in the thigh.

1031
00:44:12,335 --> 00:44:13,586
Owww

1032
00:44:15,130 --> 00:44:15,797
What?

1033
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,090
No no, it's fine. Here...

1034
00:44:17,173 --> 00:44:18,758
No, you can't re-insert it.

1035
00:44:18,842 --> 00:44:19,968
No. No!

1036
00:44:21,344 --> 00:44:22,655
There's a spare.
Tess packs a spare.

1037
00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:23,513
Where is it?

1038
00:44:23,596 --> 00:44:25,014
It's-it's- It's in his backpack.

1039
00:44:27,392 --> 00:44:28,935
I'll go get it.
I'll go get it.

1040
00:44:29,018 --> 00:44:30,645
Don't leave.

1041
00:44:30,728 --> 00:44:32,522
[wheezing]

1042
00:44:35,108 --> 00:44:36,025
Okay kids.

1043
00:44:36,109 --> 00:44:37,360
[wheezing]

1044
00:44:37,444 --> 00:44:40,321
No no no, I'm right here, bud.
I'm right here.

1045
00:44:40,405 --> 00:44:41,656
Listen very carefully.

1046
00:44:41,739 --> 00:44:43,867
I need you to stay
here with David.

1047
00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:47,412
Holds hands and don't let
go until I get back, okay?

1048
00:44:48,496 --> 00:44:49,622
[Dave] Breathe.

1049
00:44:49,706 --> 00:44:50,999
You'll be alright.

1050
00:44:51,082 --> 00:44:53,209
Get them to stop the
game, Miss Caroline!

1051
00:44:53,293 --> 00:44:54,335
Don't worry about it.

1052
00:44:54,419 --> 00:44:56,337
I'll just pop right up
and let them know, okay?

1053
00:44:56,421 --> 00:44:57,922
Breathe!
You're right, mate.

1054
00:44:58,006 --> 00:44:59,132
You'll be alright.

1055
00:44:59,215 --> 00:45:00,467
Here we go.

1056
00:45:00,550 --> 00:45:01,384
And breathing.

1057
00:45:01,468 --> 00:45:05,054
♪ ♪

1058
00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:53,603
[panting]

1059
00:45:58,149 --> 00:46:00,151
Just try to breathe, mate.
Please.

1060
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:01,569
Keep breathing.

1061
00:46:01,653 --> 00:46:04,614
♪ ♪

1062
00:46:26,052 --> 00:46:27,905
We get through this, you can
dress up as Darth Vader and

1063
00:46:27,929 --> 00:46:29,406
play the shooty game
as much as you want.

1064
00:46:29,430 --> 00:46:30,807
I don't care what your Mum says.

1065
00:46:49,993 --> 00:46:50,993
You!

1066
00:46:54,706 --> 00:46:55,706
Oh!!

1067
00:47:06,175 --> 00:47:08,011
Guys, what do we do
when we're scared?

1068
00:47:08,094 --> 00:47:09,220
What's a song we can sing?

1069
00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:10,346
What's his favourite song?

1070
00:47:10,430 --> 00:47:11,264
Shake It Off.

1071
00:47:11,347 --> 00:47:13,266
Shake It Off?
Well how's it start?

1072
00:47:13,349 --> 00:47:14,550
Beth, can you sing it for him?

1073
00:47:15,643 --> 00:47:17,437
I stay up too late

1074
00:47:19,063 --> 00:47:20,315
Got nothin' in my...

1075
00:47:30,158 --> 00:47:31,200
Typical.

1076
00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:37,040
♪ Cos the players gonna
Play play play play play ♪

1077
00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,960
♪ But I'm just gonna
Shake shake shake shake shake ♪

1078
00:47:47,634 --> 00:47:51,638
♪ ♪

1079
00:48:02,315 --> 00:48:03,691
[screaming]

1080
00:48:03,775 --> 00:48:06,444
♪ I'm just gonna
Shake shake shake shake shake ♪

1081
00:48:07,487 --> 00:48:09,864
♪ Shake it off
Shake it off ♪

1082
00:48:09,947 --> 00:48:11,240
[door crashes in]

1083
00:48:14,035 --> 00:48:15,453
Oh yes! Quick.

1084
00:48:15,536 --> 00:48:16,704
Is that it?

1085
00:48:16,788 --> 00:48:17,955
Here we go, mate.

1086
00:48:19,624 --> 00:48:21,376
Oh here we go.
Here we go.

1087
00:48:21,459 --> 00:48:23,920
[wheezing]

1088
00:48:24,003 --> 00:48:25,046
Yes.
[click]

1089
00:48:28,383 --> 00:48:29,884
Did it work?

1090
00:48:29,967 --> 00:48:31,302
Well?

1091
00:48:36,641 --> 00:48:37,975
[loud gasp]

1092
00:48:41,437 --> 00:48:42,647
Oh God!

1093
00:48:44,691 --> 00:48:46,025
Thank you, Miss Caroline.

1094
00:48:46,109 --> 00:48:47,402
It's my job.

1095
00:48:48,361 --> 00:48:50,571
And you've got to
call me Audrey.

1096
00:48:50,655 --> 00:48:51,655
Oh.

1097
00:48:54,617 --> 00:48:55,827
[kids] Oohh!

1098
00:48:55,910 --> 00:48:59,956
Oh. I-got caught in the
middle of a jam fight!

1099
00:49:01,374 --> 00:49:03,668
Covered in strawberry jam.

1100
00:49:03,751 --> 00:49:05,253
Don't taste it, okay?

1101
00:49:06,796 --> 00:49:07,714
What jam?

1102
00:49:07,797 --> 00:49:08,965
Felix will be fine.

1103
00:49:09,048 --> 00:49:10,842
Yeah!!

1104
00:49:10,925 --> 00:49:17,265
♪ ♪

1105
00:49:25,356 --> 00:49:26,858
[Teddy] Stop screaming!

1106
00:49:26,941 --> 00:49:28,860
Wait a sec.
Just shut up!

1107
00:49:28,943 --> 00:49:30,945
What is that noise?
[helicopter whirring]

1108
00:49:31,028 --> 00:49:32,405
That's a helicopter!

1109
00:49:32,488 --> 00:49:34,198
They've come to get me!

1110
00:49:34,741 --> 00:49:36,659
Get out of my way!

1111
00:49:36,743 --> 00:49:37,743
[glass breaking]

1112
00:49:37,785 --> 00:49:39,871
- What the...
- Oh! I'm coming!

1113
00:49:39,954 --> 00:49:41,539
They've found me!

1114
00:49:42,915 --> 00:49:45,418
Hey! Hey! Hey!

1115
00:49:46,878 --> 00:49:48,212
It's me!

1116
00:49:48,296 --> 00:49:49,547
I need help here!

1117
00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:53,718
Fuck! Oh fuck!
[crash]

1118
00:49:53,801 --> 00:49:55,803
Oh fuck!

1119
00:49:57,138 --> 00:49:58,138
Shit!

1120
00:50:00,475 --> 00:50:01,559
Fuck!

1121
00:50:02,101 --> 00:50:04,771
Open up! Hey!
Can you open the door?

1122
00:50:04,854 --> 00:50:06,689
I'm sorry about
what happened before,

1123
00:50:06,773 --> 00:50:08,983
but you get the fuck over here!

1124
00:50:09,066 --> 00:50:10,193
Please!

1125
00:50:10,276 --> 00:50:11,861
I'm just scared.

1126
00:50:11,944 --> 00:50:13,613
Open the door!

1127
00:50:13,696 --> 00:50:15,573
You're being a bad teacher!

1128
00:50:15,656 --> 00:50:17,408
Fuck your teaching method!

1129
00:50:17,492 --> 00:50:19,952
This is a terrible
example you're setting!

1130
00:50:28,336 --> 00:50:30,296
Teddy! Come on!

1131
00:50:30,379 --> 00:50:32,006
- Help!
- Come on!

1132
00:50:32,089 --> 00:50:33,466
- Help me!
- Give me your hand!

1133
00:50:33,549 --> 00:50:34,967
- Please!
- Come on.

1134
00:50:36,969 --> 00:50:37,969
Quick, man.

1135
00:50:50,566 --> 00:50:53,194
[panting]

1136
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,739
[Teddy] Oh,
this is all my fault.

1137
00:50:56,823 --> 00:50:58,741
God is punishing me.

1138
00:50:58,825 --> 00:51:00,117
Wait, what do you mean?

1139
00:51:00,201 --> 00:51:02,161
I've been bad, man.

1140
00:51:02,245 --> 00:51:04,038
I've been really fuckin' bad.

1141
00:51:04,121 --> 00:51:05,832
I'm sure we've all
done things we regret.

1142
00:51:05,915 --> 00:51:07,959
I fucked a shit tonne of moms.

1143
00:51:08,042 --> 00:51:10,044
We're talking thousands.

1144
00:51:10,628 --> 00:51:11,796
Thousands.

1145
00:51:11,879 --> 00:51:15,591
I was doing my first public
appearance and this sweet little

1146
00:51:15,675 --> 00:51:20,263
single mom came up to me
after the autograph signing.

1147
00:51:20,346 --> 00:51:24,058
She was so fuckin' beautiful and
I went down on her pussy in a

1148
00:51:24,141 --> 00:51:26,853
south coast plaza
disabled toilet.

1149
00:51:26,936 --> 00:51:28,688
And then it was just on.

1150
00:51:28,771 --> 00:51:30,982
I took whoever I could get.

1151
00:51:31,065 --> 00:51:34,360
Single moms, married moms,
pregnant moms, white moms,

1152
00:51:34,443 --> 00:51:36,404
black moms, dyke moms.

1153
00:51:36,487 --> 00:51:37,655
Jews.

1154
00:51:38,781 --> 00:51:40,074
My nephew almost died...

1155
00:51:40,157 --> 00:51:42,702
I studied at the Actors Studio.

1156
00:51:42,785 --> 00:51:45,788
I learnt Meisner from Pacino.

1157
00:51:46,330 --> 00:51:47,330
Al.

1158
00:51:49,375 --> 00:51:51,919
You think I wanted
to be in a polka dot suit

1159
00:51:52,003 --> 00:51:53,671
for the rest of my life?

1160
00:51:54,672 --> 00:51:56,716
I fuckin' hate those
little kiddlywinks.

1161
00:51:57,967 --> 00:52:00,303
Fucking the shit out of their
moms was the only thing that

1162
00:52:00,386 --> 00:52:01,637
made it better.

1163
00:52:01,721 --> 00:52:03,139
Until it didn't.

1164
00:52:03,222 --> 00:52:04,849
You realise that
you're only doing it-

1165
00:52:05,474 --> 00:52:06,726
[slap]
Look at me.

1166
00:52:06,809 --> 00:52:08,519
You realise that
you're only doing it

1167
00:52:08,603 --> 00:52:10,813
because you're dead inside.

1168
00:52:12,607 --> 00:52:14,692
And it's the only
thing that's keeping you

1169
00:52:14,775 --> 00:52:16,277
from killing yourself.

1170
00:52:19,113 --> 00:52:20,239
I'm Dave.

1171
00:52:21,782 --> 00:52:24,493
Teddy McGiggle
isn't even my real name.

1172
00:52:25,161 --> 00:52:26,329
It's Nathan.

1173
00:52:26,954 --> 00:52:28,164
Nathan McGiggle?

1174
00:52:28,247 --> 00:52:29,582
Nathan Schneider.

1175
00:52:29,665 --> 00:52:30,665
Oh.

1176
00:52:32,126 --> 00:52:33,169
[sniffs]

1177
00:52:33,252 --> 00:52:35,504
What is that awful smell?

1178
00:52:39,675 --> 00:52:41,427
It's me, man.
I was lying.

1179
00:52:41,510 --> 00:52:43,512
I was gonna blame
you but I can't.

1180
00:52:43,596 --> 00:52:45,765
I shit my pants.

1181
00:52:46,682 --> 00:52:48,142
Oh God!

1182
00:52:49,518 --> 00:52:51,020
I did it.

1183
00:52:51,103 --> 00:52:54,690
♪ ♪

1184
00:52:56,025 --> 00:52:57,568
Oh no!

1185
00:52:57,652 --> 00:53:00,404
♪ ♪

1186
00:53:00,488 --> 00:53:03,866
[crying]

1187
00:53:03,950 --> 00:53:06,827
♪ ♪

1188
00:53:25,304 --> 00:53:27,306
[Officer] Sir,
this could be helpful.

1189
00:53:28,557 --> 00:53:30,893
Aerial reconnaissance confirms
all of the infected are

1190
00:53:30,977 --> 00:53:35,356
congregated here. I would advise
you drop the bomb on the-

1191
00:53:36,065 --> 00:53:37,817
Pleasant Valley souvenir store.

1192
00:53:46,283 --> 00:53:50,371
♪ Well I'd like
to visit the moon ♪

1193
00:53:53,499 --> 00:53:57,670
♪ On a rocket
ship high in the air ♪

1194
00:53:57,753 --> 00:54:00,172
[crying]

1195
00:54:00,256 --> 00:54:04,885
♪ Yes, I'd like
to visit the moon ♪

1196
00:54:07,930 --> 00:54:12,018
♪ But I don't think
I'd like to live there ♪

1197
00:54:14,812 --> 00:54:18,024
♪ Though I'd like
to look down ♪

1198
00:54:18,107 --> 00:54:20,985
♪ At the Earth from above ♪

1199
00:54:22,069 --> 00:54:27,408
♪ I would miss all the
places and people I love ♪

1200
00:54:29,035 --> 00:54:34,582
♪ So although I may
like it for one afternoon ♪

1201
00:54:37,334 --> 00:54:41,088
♪ I don't want
to live on the moon ♪

1202
00:54:43,466 --> 00:54:46,052
♪ Though I'd
like to look down ♪

1203
00:54:46,135 --> 00:54:50,473
♪ at the Earth from above ♪

1204
00:54:50,556 --> 00:54:56,896
♪ I would miss all the
places and people I love ♪

1205
00:54:58,522 --> 00:55:05,154
♪ So although I may go
I'll be coming home soon ♪

1206
00:55:07,490 --> 00:55:11,452
♪ Cos I don't want
to live on the moon ♪

1207
00:55:14,997 --> 00:55:20,294
♪ No I don't
want to live ♪

1208
00:55:22,838 --> 00:55:24,840
♪ On the moon ♪

1209
00:55:32,264 --> 00:55:33,849
Sweet dreams, duckies.

1210
00:55:34,308 --> 00:55:35,518
[all] Goodnight.

1211
00:55:38,229 --> 00:55:39,063
Yes, Mickey?

1212
00:55:39,146 --> 00:55:41,816
Miss Caroline, is
there anything to eat?

1213
00:55:41,899 --> 00:55:44,527
I'm afraid you ate
the last of the chips.

1214
00:55:45,111 --> 00:55:47,905
I have tofu snacks if
you want them, Mickey.

1215
00:55:47,988 --> 00:55:49,240
Yuck.

1216
00:55:49,323 --> 00:55:52,618
When are we going to play
putt-putt golf, Miss Caroline?

1217
00:55:52,701 --> 00:55:54,829
Certainly not now.

1218
00:55:54,912 --> 00:55:56,580
Go to sleep.

1219
00:55:58,249 --> 00:55:59,583
[cocks gun]

1220
00:56:03,462 --> 00:56:04,588
This is ridiculous.

1221
00:56:04,672 --> 00:56:06,512
[Woman] What's the US
military even doing here?

1222
00:56:06,590 --> 00:56:08,092
Excuse me!

1223
00:56:08,175 --> 00:56:09,593
My son is inside!

1224
00:56:09,677 --> 00:56:11,220
Why won't you let us through?

1225
00:56:12,930 --> 00:56:14,515
I'm gonna try him again.

1226
00:56:14,598 --> 00:56:15,598
Okay.

1227
00:56:15,641 --> 00:56:18,644
[Lieutenant] Got kangaroo,
platypus, echidna,

1228
00:56:18,727 --> 00:56:20,896
wombat, dingo.

1229
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,982
Lieutenant, sir,
why are we here?

1230
00:56:23,065 --> 00:56:24,567
It's zombies again.

1231
00:56:24,650 --> 00:56:25,943
Fast ones or slow ones, sir?

1232
00:56:26,026 --> 00:56:28,279
Slow. We need to
contain the infection,

1233
00:56:28,362 --> 00:56:30,614
so shoot anything that moves.

1234
00:56:31,448 --> 00:56:33,159
Thank God they're slow.

1235
00:56:33,701 --> 00:56:34,827
Hm-mm.

1236
00:56:36,537 --> 00:56:38,747
[phone] Hey, this is Dave.
Just leave a message.

1237
00:56:39,665 --> 00:56:41,834
Dave, I'm here.
I'm nearby.

1238
00:56:41,917 --> 00:56:44,170
They won't let me past
to where you are and they

1239
00:56:44,253 --> 00:56:45,462
won't tell us anything.

1240
00:56:49,216 --> 00:56:51,218
If you get this message
could you please tell Felix

1241
00:56:51,302 --> 00:56:52,511
that Mummy loves him.

1242
00:56:54,930 --> 00:56:56,807
Dave, please look after him.

1243
00:57:01,812 --> 00:57:02,646
Hey.

1244
00:57:02,730 --> 00:57:04,023
You okay, mate?

1245
00:57:04,106 --> 00:57:06,775
Yes, but Beth is
a bit frightened.

1246
00:57:07,651 --> 00:57:10,029
My Mum puts me to bed.

1247
00:57:11,739 --> 00:57:14,033
Well we're going to
see your Mum tomorrow.

1248
00:57:14,116 --> 00:57:15,534
I'm scared.

1249
00:57:15,618 --> 00:57:19,371
My Mummy made up a special
rhyme to help me go to sleep.

1250
00:57:19,455 --> 00:57:21,081
Do you wanna hear it?

1251
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:26,086
Now the day is over
And I'm in bed rugged up tight

1252
00:57:26,170 --> 00:57:29,715
I hope these little monsters
Won't get me in the night

1253
00:57:29,798 --> 00:57:33,427
If I say this little rhyme
I'll try put up a fight

1254
00:57:33,510 --> 00:57:37,014
But they won't come and get me
No they won't give me a fright

1255
00:57:37,097 --> 00:57:40,226
Little monsters,
go away Little monsters...

1256
00:57:40,309 --> 00:57:42,895
Oh, I think we need Beth
to help with this bit, yeah?

1257
00:57:44,063 --> 00:57:46,398
Hey Beth, when I point at
you can you say 'go away'?

1258
00:57:46,482 --> 00:57:47,650
Go away?

1259
00:57:47,733 --> 00:57:48,984
Yeah, exactly like that, yeah.

1260
00:57:49,068 --> 00:57:49,985
Okay, let's start again.

1261
00:57:50,069 --> 00:57:53,072
Little monsters you can't stay

1262
00:57:53,155 --> 00:57:55,741
I don't want to
see your little claws

1263
00:57:55,824 --> 00:57:58,369
I don't wanna hear
your little roars

1264
00:57:58,452 --> 00:58:00,871
- Little monsters
- Go away.

1265
00:58:00,955 --> 00:58:03,457
Come back and see me in the day

1266
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:08,337
We can have a little party
And eat cake and tea and play

1267
00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:12,716
But we all must get a proper
sleep So little monsters

1268
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,843
please...
- Go away!

1269
00:58:14,927 --> 00:58:16,053
[laughs]

1270
00:58:16,136 --> 00:58:17,930
That's it.
That's exactly it.

1271
00:58:18,013 --> 00:58:19,431
You reckon you can sleep now?

1272
00:58:19,515 --> 00:58:21,600
- Mm-mm.
- Yeah? Okay.

1273
00:58:24,103 --> 00:58:26,647
How did you know the
rhyme, Uncle David?

1274
00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:31,652
Well, your Mum used to sing it
to me before I went to sleep.

1275
00:58:31,735 --> 00:58:33,237
Back when I was Boo-Boo.

1276
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:34,363
Boo-Boo.

1277
00:58:34,446 --> 00:58:35,906
Boo-Boo, yeah.

1278
00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:37,449
You wanna get some rest, mate?

1279
00:58:37,533 --> 00:58:39,243
[thunder]

1280
00:58:42,288 --> 00:58:43,747
Goodnight, Uncle David.

1281
00:58:43,831 --> 00:58:44,831
Night, mate.

1282
00:58:49,044 --> 00:58:51,547
[thunder]

1283
00:58:57,636 --> 00:58:58,804
Oh God.

1284
00:59:29,126 --> 00:59:30,461
[deep sigh]

1285
00:59:34,590 --> 00:59:36,925
Sorry I've been swearing
so much, Audrey.

1286
00:59:38,427 --> 00:59:39,762
It's fine, David.

1287
00:59:41,305 --> 00:59:43,057
I'm fucking terrified too.

1288
00:59:45,142 --> 00:59:47,686
I just need them to feel like
the adults are in control,

1289
00:59:47,770 --> 00:59:48,770
you know?

1290
00:59:51,899 --> 00:59:53,192
How do you do it?

1291
00:59:53,859 --> 00:59:54,943
Do what?

1292
00:59:56,278 --> 00:59:57,446
Be a superhero?

1293
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,448
Not quite.

1294
01:00:02,534 --> 01:00:03,660
Do you want kids?

1295
01:00:05,079 --> 01:00:06,705
My girlfriend and I just split.

1296
01:00:07,206 --> 01:00:09,083
Yeah, I caught her
with someone else.

1297
01:00:09,166 --> 01:00:10,542
Oh.

1298
01:00:10,626 --> 01:00:12,795
That's awful.

1299
01:00:15,714 --> 01:00:17,174
You see it wasn't her fault.

1300
01:00:18,050 --> 01:00:19,468
I left first.

1301
01:00:20,511 --> 01:00:22,304
She wanted a baby, I didn't.

1302
01:00:24,014 --> 01:00:25,014
How come?

1303
01:00:26,392 --> 01:00:28,685
I told her I didn't want it
to get in the way of my band.

1304
01:00:28,769 --> 01:00:31,105
Was that not the reason?

1305
01:00:33,982 --> 01:00:36,819
Felix's Mum reckons I might be
frightened of being a father.

1306
01:00:39,029 --> 01:00:42,449
See, our Dad left when
I was about Felix's age.

1307
01:00:43,992 --> 01:00:46,286
Started another family.
Left Tess and I with Mum.

1308
01:00:46,370 --> 01:00:47,746
But Mum fell apart.

1309
01:00:47,830 --> 01:00:50,332
Like really fell apart.

1310
01:00:52,459 --> 01:00:54,711
We spent our holidays
in psych wards.

1311
01:00:56,088 --> 01:00:57,339
I'm so sorry.

1312
01:00:57,423 --> 01:00:58,590
Yeah.

1313
01:00:59,716 --> 01:01:01,260
Tess looked after me.

1314
01:01:04,388 --> 01:01:05,948
I couldn't see that
at the time, though.

1315
01:01:06,014 --> 01:01:07,474
I was too angry at everyone.

1316
01:01:09,226 --> 01:01:10,811
I never thanked her.

1317
01:01:11,770 --> 01:01:14,440
I'm sure you won't end up
like your father, David.

1318
01:01:18,610 --> 01:01:21,780
The man in between
Waits between the two

1319
01:01:23,031 --> 01:01:25,701
Not hearing the lie
Not seeing the true

1320
01:01:26,618 --> 01:01:30,122
Unknowing what is
And denying what seems

1321
01:01:30,205 --> 01:01:33,125
And there he will sleep
The man in between.

1322
01:01:34,835 --> 01:01:37,004
Wow. Is that Gandhi?

1323
01:01:37,629 --> 01:01:39,256
No, Neil Diamond.

1324
01:01:39,965 --> 01:01:41,133
You like Neil Diamond?

1325
01:01:41,216 --> 01:01:42,801
I love Neil Diamond.

1326
01:01:44,470 --> 01:01:45,637
Oh.

1327
01:01:45,721 --> 01:01:50,934
You may think I'm a superhero
but when I was eighteen,

1328
01:01:51,018 --> 01:01:53,604
I was heading
down a really bad path.

1329
01:01:54,646 --> 01:01:57,441
I started following
this band around.

1330
01:01:58,317 --> 01:02:01,612
I used the money my parents
had put away for my education

1331
01:02:01,695 --> 01:02:03,071
and I followed them here.

1332
01:02:03,155 --> 01:02:04,281
Whoa.

1333
01:02:04,364 --> 01:02:07,075
I chased them all around
Australia and I break into one

1334
01:02:07,159 --> 01:02:09,620
of their hotel rooms in Perth.

1335
01:02:09,703 --> 01:02:12,456
I was just so determined to
meet one of them in person.

1336
01:02:13,457 --> 01:02:15,459
I would have let them
do anything to me.

1337
01:02:17,669 --> 01:02:19,546
Well, what happened?

1338
01:02:20,672 --> 01:02:23,425
Well, Taylor walked into the
room and called security

1339
01:02:23,509 --> 01:02:24,801
right away.

1340
01:02:24,885 --> 01:02:26,386
Hang on, wait.

1341
01:02:26,470 --> 01:02:27,470
Swift?

1342
01:02:28,180 --> 01:02:29,181
No!

1343
01:02:29,765 --> 01:02:31,141
Taylor Hanson.

1344
01:02:31,225 --> 01:02:32,935
Sorry, I thought I
said who they were.

1345
01:02:33,018 --> 01:02:34,061
Taylor Hanson?

1346
01:02:34,144 --> 01:02:36,813
Yeah. Taylor Hanson.

1347
01:02:36,897 --> 01:02:37,898
From Hanson.

1348
01:02:37,981 --> 01:02:39,233
Hanson the band?

1349
01:02:39,733 --> 01:02:42,110
- Yes.
- Mmmbop?

1350
01:02:42,903 --> 01:02:43,987
Mmmbop.

1351
01:02:44,655 --> 01:02:45,864
Mmm.

1352
01:02:46,198 --> 01:02:46,990
Okay.

1353
01:02:47,074 --> 01:02:49,409
I begged him not
to call security but

1354
01:02:49,493 --> 01:02:51,286
he didn't even hesitate.

1355
01:02:52,204 --> 01:02:54,224
I didn't know what to do,
so I jumped out the window.

1356
01:02:54,248 --> 01:02:55,457
Shit.

1357
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,960
But thank God an awning
broke my fall and all I broke

1358
01:02:58,043 --> 01:02:59,211
was my collarbone.

1359
01:02:59,294 --> 01:03:00,712
[deep sigh]

1360
01:03:00,796 --> 01:03:05,467
So there I was in a foreign
country, in a sling.

1361
01:03:06,301 --> 01:03:08,095
No parents, no money.

1362
01:03:08,178 --> 01:03:10,013
And then a wonderful
thing happened.

1363
01:03:11,348 --> 01:03:14,685
I got a job helping out at the
school to help pay my medical

1364
01:03:14,768 --> 01:03:16,562
bills and get back home.

1365
01:03:16,645 --> 01:03:18,772
And working with kids-

1366
01:03:20,941 --> 01:03:22,651
standing in front of them,

1367
01:03:22,734 --> 01:03:25,279
looking at me with no judgement.

1368
01:03:25,362 --> 01:03:26,446
They trusted me even

1369
01:03:26,530 --> 01:03:28,448
when I didn't
particularly trust myself.

1370
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:32,661
I started to believe in
myself again, you know?

1371
01:03:33,912 --> 01:03:35,247
Learn to step up.

1372
01:03:35,330 --> 01:03:38,292
And now I can't imagine
doing anything else.

1373
01:03:40,252 --> 01:03:42,921
Are you and Ian gonna have kids?

1374
01:03:45,215 --> 01:03:48,427
I'm afraid Ian and I have not
been together for a long time.

1375
01:03:49,678 --> 01:03:52,556
He was cheating on me,
with someone from his work.

1376
01:03:54,433 --> 01:03:56,268
Why do you still wear the ring?

1377
01:03:56,351 --> 01:03:58,979
Stops fathers from hitting
on me in the playground.

1378
01:04:00,439 --> 01:04:02,649
I know it's bad to lie,
but you'd be surprised

1379
01:04:02,733 --> 01:04:04,818
how crude men can be.

1380
01:04:09,906 --> 01:04:12,034
My band broke up six years ago.

1381
01:04:13,118 --> 01:04:15,787
God's Sledgehammer fell
apart when my bandmates quit.

1382
01:04:19,082 --> 01:04:20,751
And I'm not really Christian.

1383
01:04:23,086 --> 01:04:25,005
Anything else you'd lied about?

1384
01:04:27,007 --> 01:04:29,134
No, I think that
pretty much covers it.

1385
01:04:29,217 --> 01:04:30,636
Okay, good.

1386
01:04:31,303 --> 01:04:33,555
Otherwise I'd have to put
you in the naughty corner.

1387
01:04:34,473 --> 01:04:35,557
[chuckles]

1388
01:04:36,141 --> 01:04:37,851
- Uh-oh.
- Okay.

1389
01:04:39,603 --> 01:04:41,188
Why don't I stay up on watch?

1390
01:04:42,147 --> 01:04:44,191
No no, you need
sleep more than anyone.

1391
01:04:45,317 --> 01:04:46,360
I'll step up.

1392
01:04:47,694 --> 01:04:48,737
Okay.

1393
01:04:55,494 --> 01:04:56,495
Goodnight.

1394
01:04:56,578 --> 01:05:00,874
♪ ♪

1395
01:05:05,462 --> 01:05:07,756
[groaning]

1396
01:05:09,716 --> 01:05:12,094
[radio] All unit command,
all unit command.

1397
01:05:13,428 --> 01:05:16,431
All unit command,
all unit command.

1398
01:05:16,515 --> 01:05:17,891
[sheep bleating]

1399
01:05:19,017 --> 01:05:21,687
In order to ensure total
annihilation of the infected we

1400
01:05:21,770 --> 01:05:26,024
will proceed with Operation
Hailstorm in T-minus one hour.

1401
01:05:35,575 --> 01:05:36,910
[gasp]

1402
01:05:39,287 --> 01:05:41,039
I've got an idea to
get us out of here.

1403
01:05:42,207 --> 01:05:46,878
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No.

1404
01:05:46,962 --> 01:05:48,046
No.

1405
01:05:48,672 --> 01:05:50,257
I'm not going anywhere.

1406
01:05:50,340 --> 01:05:51,633
You wanna know why?

1407
01:05:52,551 --> 01:05:54,761
Because I'm the Nickelodeon
Kids Choice favourite global

1408
01:05:54,845 --> 01:05:56,885
television presenter five
years running, that's why.

1409
01:05:56,930 --> 01:05:58,074
You wanna know what that means?

1410
01:05:58,098 --> 01:06:01,852
That means, to the layman,
I'm a huge fucking deal.

1411
01:06:01,935 --> 01:06:04,312
Someone will notice that I'm
missing, sound the alarm and

1412
01:06:04,396 --> 01:06:05,856
come and get me.

1413
01:06:05,939 --> 01:06:07,899
We can't stay here indefinitely.

1414
01:06:07,983 --> 01:06:10,152
We're as good as dead if we
stay here. There's no food.

1415
01:06:11,153 --> 01:06:12,529
We'll eat one of the kids.

1416
01:06:12,612 --> 01:06:14,322
I hope you're joking.

1417
01:06:16,324 --> 01:06:18,910
Look, Teddy, all we need for
you to do is make a distraction

1418
01:06:18,994 --> 01:06:20,787
while I make a run
for the tractor train.

1419
01:06:20,871 --> 01:06:22,205
I drive it to the front door.

1420
01:06:22,289 --> 01:06:23,808
We load everyone up and
we drive out of here.

1421
01:06:23,832 --> 01:06:25,625
Oh, you're fucked
in the head, fatso.

1422
01:06:25,709 --> 01:06:26,710
Why can't you go?

1423
01:06:26,793 --> 01:06:28,837
I'm not leaving the
children alone with you.

1424
01:06:30,005 --> 01:06:33,884
If your big idea is to drive
in a tractor designed to pull

1425
01:06:33,967 --> 01:06:37,637
fuck-monkeys around a farm
then you're bigger idiots than

1426
01:06:37,721 --> 01:06:40,849
I thought and I thought you
were both the stupidest people

1427
01:06:40,932 --> 01:06:41,516
I've ever met.

1428
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,059
What would you suggest?

1429
01:06:43,143 --> 01:06:44,603
The McGiggle Mobile.

1430
01:06:46,146 --> 01:06:46,897
What?

1431
01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:48,732
Are you fucking deaf?

1432
01:06:48,815 --> 01:06:52,027
I said in a loud
whisper the McGiggle Mobile.

1433
01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:53,320
What's the McGiggle Mobile?

1434
01:06:53,403 --> 01:06:56,615
It's my bright red
car, you fucking cunt.

1435
01:06:57,449 --> 01:07:00,494
I travel around the world in
it, making memories and sharing

1436
01:07:00,577 --> 01:07:04,539
those memories with children
all over the country.

1437
01:07:04,623 --> 01:07:05,999
Many countries.

1438
01:07:06,958 --> 01:07:08,210
Why is that better?

1439
01:07:08,919 --> 01:07:11,922
The McGiggle Mobile
has a flap in the roof.

1440
01:07:12,005 --> 01:07:13,507
The Frogsie flap.

1441
01:07:13,590 --> 01:07:16,218
We drive the car around,
the kiddlywinks jump into the

1442
01:07:16,301 --> 01:07:18,011
McGiggle Mobile
through the Frogsie flap

1443
01:07:18,094 --> 01:07:21,014
and we drive
the fuck out of here.

1444
01:07:21,097 --> 01:07:22,098
Who's got the keys?

1445
01:07:24,935 --> 01:07:26,019
That actually could work.

1446
01:07:27,687 --> 01:07:29,397
Great idea, Teddy.

1447
01:07:29,481 --> 01:07:31,566
Great enough for a blowjob?

1448
01:07:31,650 --> 01:07:32,776
[slap]

1449
01:07:35,028 --> 01:07:36,530
I'm a sex addict.

1450
01:07:46,164 --> 01:07:47,582
Hey, listen.

1451
01:07:48,667 --> 01:07:50,210
Be careful, okay?

1452
01:07:50,794 --> 01:07:52,587
Oww!! Goddammit!

1453
01:07:52,671 --> 01:07:53,880
Aahh!!

1454
01:07:53,964 --> 01:07:55,257
Are you okay, Teddy?

1455
01:07:55,340 --> 01:07:58,051
Did it look like I'm
okay, you shithead?

1456
01:08:00,136 --> 01:08:02,305
Miss Caroline! Miss Caroline!

1457
01:08:03,431 --> 01:08:05,141
- Miss Caroline, I'm hungry.

1458
01:08:05,225 --> 01:08:06,434
- I know.

1459
01:08:06,518 --> 01:08:09,145
Miss Caroline, I don't want
to play this game anymore.

1460
01:08:09,229 --> 01:08:12,315
It makes no sense and
the zombies look fake.

1461
01:08:12,399 --> 01:08:15,819
Miss Caroline, when are we
gonna play putt-putt golf?

1462
01:08:15,902 --> 01:08:17,737
Yo! Douche bag!

1463
01:08:17,821 --> 01:08:19,406
Are we gonna do
this thing or what?

1464
01:08:19,489 --> 01:08:21,074
What's a douche bag?

1465
01:08:21,157 --> 01:08:25,120
It's a small bag that ladies
use to irrigate their vaginas.

1466
01:08:25,203 --> 01:08:26,580
One, two, three.
Eyes on me!

1467
01:08:26,663 --> 01:08:28,456
One, two Eyes on you!

1468
01:08:31,251 --> 01:08:33,211
♪ Where it began ♪

1469
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,171
Oh Jesus.

1470
01:08:36,214 --> 01:08:38,633
♪ I can't begin to knowing ♪

1471
01:08:39,551 --> 01:08:42,888
♪ But then I know
it's growing strong ♪

1472
01:08:47,017 --> 01:08:48,518
♪ Was in the spring ♪♪

1473
01:08:50,645 --> 01:08:53,106
♪ Then spring
became the summer ♪

1474
01:08:54,274 --> 01:08:57,277
♪ Who'd have believed
you'd come along ♪

1475
01:08:58,445 --> 01:08:59,696
[giggling]

1476
01:09:00,989 --> 01:09:02,157
♪ Hands ♪

1477
01:09:05,744 --> 01:09:07,203
♪ Touching hands ♪

1478
01:09:09,289 --> 01:09:10,790
♪ Reaching out ♪

1479
01:09:13,251 --> 01:09:16,046
♪ Touching me
Touching you ♪

1480
01:09:19,174 --> 01:09:21,468
♪ Miss Caroline ♪

1481
01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:23,553
That's you!

1482
01:09:24,179 --> 01:09:26,806
♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪

1483
01:09:29,976 --> 01:09:32,020
♪ I'd be inclined ♪

1484
01:09:34,481 --> 01:09:37,609
♪ To believe they never would ♪

1485
01:09:37,984 --> 01:09:39,527
Come on kids, I need your help!

1486
01:09:39,611 --> 01:09:40,737
Sing it with me.

1487
01:09:41,363 --> 01:09:43,198
♪ Miss Caroline ♪

1488
01:09:45,575 --> 01:09:48,787
♪ Good times
never seemed so good ♪

1489
01:09:51,748 --> 01:09:54,042
♪ I'd be inclined ♪

1490
01:09:56,127 --> 01:09:59,506
♪ To believe
they never would ♪

1491
01:10:00,173 --> 01:10:02,050
♪ No, no ♪

1492
01:10:02,759 --> 01:10:05,887
♪ Miss Caroline ♪

1493
01:10:07,973 --> 01:10:09,432
Yeah!

1494
01:10:15,563 --> 01:10:17,107
I love Neil Diamond too.

1495
01:10:17,190 --> 01:10:20,527
I just wasn't ready
to admit it until now.

1496
01:10:23,738 --> 01:10:24,823
Uncle David?

1497
01:10:24,906 --> 01:10:25,906
Hey, buddy.

1498
01:10:26,866 --> 01:10:29,119
I'm just ducking out
for a bit, okay mate?

1499
01:10:29,202 --> 01:10:30,578
Where are you going?

1500
01:10:31,830 --> 01:10:32,974
I'm gonna get us out of here.

1501
01:10:32,998 --> 01:10:35,709
Is this still all
part of the game?

1502
01:10:35,792 --> 01:10:37,085
Yeah.

1503
01:10:37,168 --> 01:10:38,962
Yeah, of course it is.

1504
01:10:39,045 --> 01:10:40,880
Miss Caroline's
going to keep you safe.

1505
01:10:40,964 --> 01:10:42,549
You do whatever she
tells you to, okay?

1506
01:10:42,632 --> 01:10:44,300
She's my teacher.

1507
01:10:44,384 --> 01:10:45,468
I have to do that.

1508
01:10:46,386 --> 01:10:47,929
You're an amazing boy.

1509
01:10:48,013 --> 01:10:50,306
Don't let anyone ever
tell you you're not strong.

1510
01:10:50,390 --> 01:10:53,643
You're the strongest,
bravest person I've ever met.

1511
01:10:53,727 --> 01:10:55,603
Why are you telling me this?

1512
01:10:56,521 --> 01:10:57,939
Cos you're awesome.

1513
01:10:59,024 --> 01:11:00,358
Give me a cuddle.

1514
01:11:05,697 --> 01:11:07,032
Okay.

1515
01:11:08,199 --> 01:11:10,094
Hey kids, who wants a ride
in the McGiggle Mobile?

1516
01:11:10,118 --> 01:11:11,745
Yeah!

1517
01:11:13,705 --> 01:11:16,124
See you soon, kiddlywinks!

1518
01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:22,297
♪ ♪

1519
01:11:32,682 --> 01:11:34,851
[sobbing]

1520
01:11:36,352 --> 01:11:38,188
I see the McGiggle Mobile.

1521
01:11:39,022 --> 01:11:40,648
I can't do this.

1522
01:11:40,732 --> 01:11:42,400
I'm a celebrity.

1523
01:11:44,944 --> 01:11:47,197
You wanna make up for all
the bad things you've done?

1524
01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:49,115
All those mums you've fucked?

1525
01:11:50,450 --> 01:11:52,285
If Pacino were here,
what would he say?

1526
01:11:53,203 --> 01:11:56,247
He'd encourage me to magnify
and intensify my connection to

1527
01:11:56,331 --> 01:11:59,667
the material by
understanding my character's

1528
01:11:59,751 --> 01:12:01,628
emotional experience.

1529
01:12:01,711 --> 01:12:03,671
Well do that.

1530
01:12:03,755 --> 01:12:04,464
[sobbing]

1531
01:12:04,547 --> 01:12:05,924
Do it for Pacino.

1532
01:12:06,007 --> 01:12:07,092
I'll distract them.

1533
01:12:07,175 --> 01:12:09,260
I'll see you at
the McGiggle Mobile.

1534
01:12:09,344 --> 01:12:12,180
[bangs bucket]

1535
01:12:12,263 --> 01:12:13,263
Hey!

1536
01:12:13,431 --> 01:12:14,516
Hey!

1537
01:12:17,519 --> 01:12:19,979
Hey! Yes! Yes!

1538
01:12:20,897 --> 01:12:21,897
Yes!

1539
01:12:21,940 --> 01:12:23,024
Fuck!

1540
01:12:23,108 --> 01:12:23,983
Hey!

1541
01:12:24,067 --> 01:12:24,943
Yes!

1542
01:12:25,026 --> 01:12:26,319
Hey!

1543
01:12:27,153 --> 01:12:28,071
Over here!

1544
01:12:28,154 --> 01:12:29,656
For Pacino.

1545
01:12:30,532 --> 01:12:31,532
[crash]

1546
01:12:33,618 --> 01:12:34,869
Yes!

1547
01:12:42,001 --> 01:12:43,920
Aaahhh!!
[bangs bucket]

1548
01:13:00,270 --> 01:13:02,230
Well hi-ho, kiddlywinks.

1549
01:13:17,453 --> 01:13:18,538
Fuck!

1550
01:13:19,372 --> 01:13:20,790
I fucked your Mom!

1551
01:13:23,543 --> 01:13:24,711
I fucked your Mom.

1552
01:13:25,503 --> 01:13:26,421
You?

1553
01:13:26,504 --> 01:13:28,715
Oh, I fucked your Mom.

1554
01:13:33,469 --> 01:13:34,929
Oh my ass!

1555
01:13:37,473 --> 01:13:38,474
[scrunching]

1556
01:13:42,437 --> 01:13:44,105
How do you like it, huh?

1557
01:13:44,189 --> 01:13:45,899
Oh God, what have I done?

1558
01:13:45,982 --> 01:13:47,609
[vomits]

1559
01:13:49,319 --> 01:13:50,319
Oh, shit!

1560
01:13:55,074 --> 01:13:56,075
[horn]

1561
01:14:02,540 --> 01:14:03,458
Yes!
[horn]

1562
01:14:03,541 --> 01:14:04,542
Yes!

1563
01:14:06,085 --> 01:14:07,086
Fuck.

1564
01:14:08,796 --> 01:14:10,131
It's locked.

1565
01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:13,426
Open the door!

1566
01:14:17,597 --> 01:14:18,597
Open the fucking door.

1567
01:14:20,642 --> 01:14:22,185
Open the fucking door!

1568
01:14:26,105 --> 01:14:27,315
Fuck.

1569
01:14:27,815 --> 01:14:29,943
[engine starts]
Open the fucking door, Nathan.

1570
01:14:31,611 --> 01:14:32,612
Fuck!

1571
01:14:33,154 --> 01:14:34,739
[loud screaming]

1572
01:14:37,700 --> 01:14:39,077
Help me!

1573
01:14:39,953 --> 01:14:41,955
I hope you die!

1574
01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:47,043
[screaming in distance]

1575
01:14:47,502 --> 01:14:49,545
What's happening, Miss Caroline?

1576
01:14:49,629 --> 01:14:53,925
Your Uncle David is
at the McGiggle Mobile.

1577
01:14:55,510 --> 01:14:57,053
[panting]

1578
01:14:59,264 --> 01:15:00,598
[growling]

1579
01:15:14,654 --> 01:15:17,156
[cell phone rings]

1580
01:15:20,076 --> 01:15:20,952
Tess!

1581
01:15:21,035 --> 01:15:23,288
Dave! Oh God, where are you?

1582
01:15:23,371 --> 01:15:24,580
We're at the farm.

1583
01:15:24,664 --> 01:15:25,975
Miss Caroline and
the kids are here.

1584
01:15:25,999 --> 01:15:26,666
Felix?

1585
01:15:26,749 --> 01:15:27,750
Yeah, he's with her.

1586
01:15:27,834 --> 01:15:29,634
Listen, you need to
send someone in to get us!

1587
01:15:29,669 --> 01:15:31,647
Okay, the military have
blocked off the road but they

1588
01:15:31,671 --> 01:15:33,357
won't let us through.
We're not far from you.

1589
01:15:33,381 --> 01:15:35,633
Why aren't you with Felix?
Are you okay?

1590
01:15:36,884 --> 01:15:38,928
Look, Tess, I need
to tell you something.

1591
01:15:39,012 --> 01:15:42,140
It's really important
and I should have done it

1592
01:15:42,223 --> 01:15:43,683
a long time ago.

1593
01:15:44,309 --> 01:15:45,893
Look, thank you.

1594
01:15:46,561 --> 01:15:47,270
What?

1595
01:15:47,353 --> 01:15:48,688
You stepped up.

1596
01:15:48,771 --> 01:15:51,125
You always took care of me when
things went to shit with Mum.

1597
01:15:51,149 --> 01:15:53,693
I don't know what I would
have done without you.

1598
01:15:53,776 --> 01:15:55,236
Thank you, sis.

1599
01:15:55,320 --> 01:15:59,449
I've tried to repay you but I'm
pretty sure I've just fucked it.

1600
01:15:59,532 --> 01:16:01,367
No! Fuck!

1601
01:16:01,451 --> 01:16:03,619
Stupid fucking frog!

1602
01:16:04,203 --> 01:16:05,621
Boo-Boo?

1603
01:16:05,705 --> 01:16:07,206
[static]

1604
01:16:07,290 --> 01:16:09,334
[officer] Let's go! Move it out!

1605
01:16:09,417 --> 01:16:12,003
Miss Caroline, when will
we play putt-putt golf?

1606
01:16:12,086 --> 01:16:12,920
Not now, Max.

1607
01:16:13,004 --> 01:16:16,674
No! I wanna play
putt-putt golf now!

1608
01:16:16,758 --> 01:16:18,551
[shrieks]

1609
01:16:18,634 --> 01:16:20,011
Max.
Max!

1610
01:16:20,094 --> 01:16:21,679
[shrieking continues]

1611
01:16:21,763 --> 01:16:23,741
I'm not-I'm not going to
talk to you on that level.

1612
01:16:23,765 --> 01:16:26,184
Wait. Max?
Stop it right now.

1613
01:16:28,853 --> 01:16:30,480
- Max, listen to me.
You have to...

1614
01:16:30,563 --> 01:16:32,815
- Miss Caroline!
- Beth, I'm speaking.

1615
01:16:32,899 --> 01:16:35,026
- Miss Caroline, Miss Caroline!
- What is it, Beth?

1616
01:16:35,109 --> 01:16:37,028
[Beth] Felix is gone!

1617
01:16:38,321 --> 01:16:39,321
[gasp]

1618
01:16:40,156 --> 01:16:43,409
♪ ♪

1619
01:16:50,541 --> 01:16:52,543
Pew pew pew, pew pew pew!

1620
01:16:56,422 --> 01:16:59,050
♪ ♪

1621
01:17:11,145 --> 01:17:12,647
Bzz bzz bzz.

1622
01:17:18,069 --> 01:17:19,069
[bleating]

1623
01:17:20,655 --> 01:17:21,656
[bleating]

1624
01:17:28,413 --> 01:17:29,413
[bleating]

1625
01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:33,459
[bleating continues]

1626
01:17:43,761 --> 01:17:44,887
[gate opens]

1627
01:17:54,063 --> 01:17:55,356
[throaty sound]

1628
01:17:59,318 --> 01:18:00,318
[gate closes]

1629
01:18:30,266 --> 01:18:31,851
Hi, Uncle David!

1630
01:18:31,934 --> 01:18:32,977
Felix!

1631
01:18:35,104 --> 01:18:36,898
I'm on the tractor!

1632
01:18:38,524 --> 01:18:39,817
Whoopsie!

1633
01:18:40,610 --> 01:18:42,695
Felix! Felix!

1634
01:18:51,746 --> 01:18:53,331
Here, Uncle David!

1635
01:18:55,249 --> 01:18:57,460
Uncle David, over here!

1636
01:18:58,669 --> 01:19:00,189
Yes! I told you you
were the bravest person

1637
01:19:00,213 --> 01:19:01,631
I'd ever met, yeah?

1638
01:19:01,714 --> 01:19:03,090
The clutch is on the left.

1639
01:19:03,174 --> 01:19:05,676
The clutch is on the left.
Stay in character.

1640
01:19:05,760 --> 01:19:07,178
[raspy]
The clutch is on the left.

1641
01:19:11,098 --> 01:19:14,685
It doesn't matter if we don't
win the game, Miss Caroline.

1642
01:19:16,312 --> 01:19:17,355
[creaking]

1643
01:19:21,609 --> 01:19:24,487
[tractor approaching]

1644
01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:30,743
[Dave] Felix did it!

1645
01:19:30,826 --> 01:19:34,372
I used my putter as a
shooty gun. Pew pew pew..

1646
01:19:34,455 --> 01:19:36,332
There's heaps of them
out there, though.

1647
01:19:36,415 --> 01:19:37,959
We've gotta go!

1648
01:19:38,834 --> 01:19:40,711
One, two, three Eyes on me!

1649
01:19:40,795 --> 01:19:43,172
One, two Eyes on you!

1650
01:19:43,256 --> 01:19:45,967
Who wants to play
putt-putt golf?

1651
01:19:49,762 --> 01:19:51,264
[screaming]

1652
01:19:53,933 --> 01:19:56,269
[Miss Caroline] Careful,
duckies! Watch out!

1653
01:19:56,352 --> 01:19:59,355
♪ ♪

1654
01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:04,485
[kids] Go, Max! Go, Max!
Go Max! Go Max!

1655
01:20:04,569 --> 01:20:07,029
On their head, yes!
Whack him! Yes!

1656
01:20:07,113 --> 01:20:08,823
Get him! Get him!

1657
01:20:10,324 --> 01:20:11,324
Good!

1658
01:20:14,495 --> 01:20:17,999
- You did it!
- Ha ha, suck you guys!

1659
01:20:20,918 --> 01:20:22,378
Okay, sit down now.

1660
01:20:23,588 --> 01:20:24,839
Good boy.

1661
01:20:24,922 --> 01:20:26,215
[Dave] I spoke to Tess!

1662
01:20:26,299 --> 01:20:28,426
She said there's
military along the road!

1663
01:20:28,509 --> 01:20:29,844
We just have to make it there.

1664
01:20:29,927 --> 01:20:30,970
- Thank you.

1665
01:20:32,972 --> 01:20:33,972
Okay.

1666
01:20:35,266 --> 01:20:37,476
[ukelele plays]

1667
01:20:39,103 --> 01:20:41,439
Okay. Remember this one?

1668
01:20:41,522 --> 01:20:42,940
Sing with me now.

1669
01:20:44,025 --> 01:20:47,987
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪

1670
01:20:48,070 --> 01:20:50,906
♪ Round and round
Round and round ♪

1671
01:20:50,990 --> 01:20:54,660
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round ♪

1672
01:20:54,744 --> 01:20:57,330
♪ All through the town ♪

1673
01:21:01,709 --> 01:21:04,920
♪ With a hee-haw here
And a hee-haw there ♪

1674
01:21:05,004 --> 01:21:09,050
♪ There a hee, there a haw
Everywhere a hee-haw ♪

1675
01:21:09,133 --> 01:21:15,723
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm
Ee-eye-ee-eye oh ♪

1676
01:21:18,351 --> 01:21:19,602
Yeah!!

1677
01:21:20,478 --> 01:21:21,812
[growling]

1678
01:21:21,896 --> 01:21:23,439
Miss Caroline!

1679
01:21:24,106 --> 01:21:25,483
[shouting]

1680
01:21:27,985 --> 01:21:31,322
♪ If you're happy and you
know it Clap your hands ♪

1681
01:21:34,075 --> 01:21:35,284
[clap clap]

1682
01:21:36,410 --> 01:21:39,330
♪ If you're happy and you
know it Clap your hands ♪

1683
01:21:40,873 --> 01:21:41,874
[clap clap]

1684
01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:43,959
[giggling]

1685
01:21:44,043 --> 01:21:46,587
♪ If you're happy and
you know it say hooray ♪

1686
01:21:46,671 --> 01:21:47,880
♪ Hooray! ♪

1687
01:21:48,547 --> 01:21:49,715
Hooray...

1688
01:21:49,799 --> 01:21:52,718
♪ If you're happy and
you know it Say hooray ♪

1689
01:21:52,802 --> 01:21:53,844
Hooray!!

1690
01:21:53,928 --> 01:21:55,596
Hooray...

1691
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:57,473
♪ If you're happy
and you know it ♪

1692
01:21:57,556 --> 01:21:59,350
♪ And you really wanna show it ♪

1693
01:21:59,433 --> 01:22:02,228
♪ If you're happy and
you know it say hooray! ♪

1694
01:22:02,311 --> 01:22:03,604
Hooray!!

1695
01:22:03,688 --> 01:22:04,897
[crowd cheers]

1696
01:22:08,442 --> 01:22:09,442
Let's go!

1697
01:22:10,027 --> 01:22:11,779
Move move move move move!

1698
01:22:18,285 --> 01:22:20,788
[radio] Waiting for confirmation
we engage Hailstorm.

1699
01:22:21,205 --> 01:22:23,249
Target is T minus sixty seconds.

1700
01:22:23,332 --> 01:22:25,626
[Dave] Hey!
- Sir, what is it?

1701
01:22:26,502 --> 01:22:28,587
Looks like we've
got some survivors.

1702
01:22:28,671 --> 01:22:30,548
They could be infected.

1703
01:22:31,716 --> 01:22:33,050
Hey!

1704
01:22:33,551 --> 01:22:36,679
♪ Three little ducks
went out one day ♪

1705
01:22:36,762 --> 01:22:40,224
♪ Over the hills and far away ♪

1706
01:22:40,307 --> 01:22:43,269
♪ Mother Duck
said quack quack quack ♪

1707
01:22:43,352 --> 01:22:44,437
How many are there?

1708
01:22:44,895 --> 01:22:46,439
There's at least two.

1709
01:22:47,273 --> 01:22:52,486
One man driving a tractor and
a woman playing a small guitar.

1710
01:22:52,987 --> 01:22:54,905
Sir, that's a ukulele sir!

1711
01:22:55,448 --> 01:22:57,783
Well whatever it is
they're gonna be obliterated.

1712
01:22:57,867 --> 01:23:01,495
♪ Two little ducks
went out one day ♪

1713
01:23:01,579 --> 01:23:04,582
♪ Over the hills and far away ♪

1714
01:23:04,665 --> 01:23:06,584
Okay, let's bring'em closer.

1715
01:23:08,043 --> 01:23:09,879
Everyone hold position.

1716
01:23:09,962 --> 01:23:11,255
Let us through!

1717
01:23:11,338 --> 01:23:12,548
Wait for my command!

1718
01:23:12,631 --> 01:23:16,260
♪ One little duck went
out one day Over the hills... ♪

1719
01:23:16,343 --> 01:23:17,678
Is that singing?

1720
01:23:18,888 --> 01:23:20,181
Who would be singing?

1721
01:23:20,264 --> 01:23:21,849
Well maybe it's
the zombies, sir.

1722
01:23:22,475 --> 01:23:24,226
Zombies don't sing.

1723
01:23:25,311 --> 01:23:26,520
[sort of singing]

1724
01:23:26,604 --> 01:23:28,481
♪ Five little
ducks came back... ♪

1725
01:23:28,564 --> 01:23:30,441
We've got tiny children!

1726
01:23:30,524 --> 01:23:31,859
Did he just say kids?

1727
01:23:31,942 --> 01:23:33,110
Yes sir.

1728
01:23:34,153 --> 01:23:35,153
Kids.

1729
01:23:35,738 --> 01:23:37,114
Goddammit!

1730
01:23:38,115 --> 01:23:39,116
Sir?

1731
01:23:40,826 --> 01:23:42,912
I can't shoot kids.

1732
01:23:43,454 --> 01:23:44,330
Again.

1733
01:23:44,413 --> 01:23:45,456
Sir!

1734
01:23:46,332 --> 01:23:48,125
That's against protocol, sir!

1735
01:23:48,209 --> 01:23:50,377
Alright, let'em through!
Let'em through!

1736
01:23:51,462 --> 01:23:54,173
♪ And all of the five
little ducks came back! ♪

1737
01:23:54,256 --> 01:23:55,966
Hey! It's music!

1738
01:23:56,050 --> 01:23:58,594
They're harmless
when you play music!

1739
01:24:01,138 --> 01:24:02,807
Oh, you've just gotta
sing them a song!

1740
01:24:02,890 --> 01:24:04,642
Sing them a song!

1741
01:24:06,101 --> 01:24:07,728
Open fire!

1742
01:24:07,812 --> 01:24:09,021
[gun fire]

1743
01:24:09,730 --> 01:24:10,981
[screaming]

1744
01:24:11,065 --> 01:24:12,191
It's okay!

1745
01:24:25,913 --> 01:24:28,415
Okay, you... you
only... okay, no no no!

1746
01:24:28,499 --> 01:24:30,292
Wait, wait!
Okay, only one at a time.

1747
01:24:38,509 --> 01:24:40,386
[radio] Engage Hailstorm.

1748
01:24:41,846 --> 01:24:43,264
[jet fighters]

1749
01:24:59,738 --> 01:25:01,448
[laughter]

1750
01:25:04,827 --> 01:25:06,412
I'm sorry, I...

1751
01:25:08,247 --> 01:25:09,748
[explosion]

1752
01:25:16,422 --> 01:25:18,173
Whoo!!

1753
01:25:21,552 --> 01:25:23,554
Fireworks, everyone.

1754
01:25:25,306 --> 01:25:26,849
[kids screaming]

1755
01:25:27,391 --> 01:25:29,268
Hey! Hey! Put them down!

1756
01:25:29,351 --> 01:25:30,144
[Dave] What are you doing?

1757
01:25:30,227 --> 01:25:31,520
- Put them down!
- Hey man!

1758
01:25:31,604 --> 01:25:33,022
Felix, it's fine!

1759
01:25:34,106 --> 01:25:35,482
[screams]

1760
01:25:35,566 --> 01:25:37,234
[soldier] Jesus Christ!

1761
01:25:39,820 --> 01:25:40,820
Keep'em all together.

1762
01:25:51,373 --> 01:25:53,250
[helicopter]

1763
01:25:54,627 --> 01:25:57,004
Is this the good news
room or the bad news room?

1764
01:25:57,087 --> 01:25:58,547
Good news room, sir.

1765
01:26:00,507 --> 01:26:03,677
[all yelling]

1766
01:26:03,761 --> 01:26:05,054
Alright!

1767
01:26:05,137 --> 01:26:07,932
Everyone needs to stop yelling.

1768
01:26:08,015 --> 01:26:09,284
[Charlotte]
Where are our children?

1769
01:26:09,308 --> 01:26:11,810
Every class member is
safe and accounted for.

1770
01:26:11,894 --> 01:26:13,830
[Wolfgang's Mother] Can someone please
tell us what's happened to them?

1771
01:26:13,854 --> 01:26:17,024
Your children got caught
up in a situation.

1772
01:26:17,107 --> 01:26:18,948
[Jack's Mum] Well what
the hell does that mean?

1773
01:26:18,984 --> 01:26:20,319
I can't go into specifics.

1774
01:26:20,402 --> 01:26:23,405
But what I can say is it could
have been a lot worse if it

1775
01:26:23,489 --> 01:26:25,130
weren't for the actions
of their teachers.

1776
01:26:25,157 --> 01:26:26,700
But they only have one teacher.

1777
01:26:26,784 --> 01:26:27,660
[Wolfgang's Dad]
Miss Caroline.

1778
01:26:27,743 --> 01:26:30,287
Yeah, Audrey Caroline
and David...

1779
01:26:30,371 --> 01:26:31,371
- Anderson.
- Anderson.

1780
01:26:31,413 --> 01:26:33,415
That's my brother.
That's Felix's uncle.

1781
01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:37,795
Well, Miss Caroline and
Mr. Anderson managed to protect

1782
01:26:37,878 --> 01:26:40,381
your children in a potentially
lethal situation for which

1783
01:26:40,464 --> 01:26:43,008
there is no precedent.

1784
01:26:43,092 --> 01:26:46,053
I'm still not quite
sure how they did it.

1785
01:26:47,304 --> 01:26:50,474
They're currently in quarantine
and we will need to monitor them

1786
01:26:50,557 --> 01:26:52,101
for the next forty-eight hours.

1787
01:26:52,184 --> 01:26:53,227
They're okay?

1788
01:26:53,310 --> 01:26:55,104
They must be terrified.

1789
01:26:55,187 --> 01:26:57,564
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that.

1790
01:26:57,648 --> 01:27:00,693
[ukelele plays]

1791
01:27:02,152 --> 01:27:03,612
♪ I stay up too late 7

1792
01:27:05,197 --> 01:27:06,699
♪ Got nothing
in my brain ♪

1793
01:27:08,325 --> 01:27:09,785
♪ That's what people say [

1794
01:27:11,537 --> 01:27:12,997
♪ That's what people say [

1795
01:27:14,581 --> 01:27:15,958
♪ 1 go on too many dates ♪

1796
01:27:17,501 --> 01:27:19,044
♪ But I can't make em stay ♪

1797
01:27:20,629 --> 01:27:22,214
♪ At least that's
what people say ♪

1798
01:27:23,590 --> 01:27:25,217
♪ That's what people say [

1799
01:27:26,719 --> 01:27:31,849
♪ But I keep cruising
Can't stop, won't stop moving ♪

1800
01:27:31,932 --> 01:27:35,102
♪ It's like
I've got this music ♪

1801
01:27:35,185 --> 01:27:38,564
♪ In my mind saying,
it's gonna be alright ♪

1802
01:27:39,732 --> 01:27:42,568
♪ Cos the players gonna
Play play play play play ♪

1803
01:27:42,651 --> 01:27:45,612
♪ And the haters gonna hate
Hate hate hate hate hate ♪

1804
01:27:45,696 --> 01:27:48,824
♪ Baby I just wanna
Shake shake shake shake shake ♪

1805
01:27:48,907 --> 01:27:51,201
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off ♪

1806
01:27:51,285 --> 01:27:54,747
♪ Heartbreakers gonna
Break break break break break ♪

1807
01:27:54,830 --> 01:27:57,916
♪ And the fakers gonna
Fake fake fake fake fake ♪

1808
01:27:58,000 --> 01:28:01,003
♪ Baby I just wanna
Shake shake shake shake shake ♪

1809
01:28:01,086 --> 01:28:03,630
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off ♪

1810
01:28:04,590 --> 01:28:09,178
♪ I shake it off I shake it off
I shake it off I shake it off ♪

1811
01:28:10,220 --> 01:28:14,850
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off I shake it off ♪

1812
01:28:14,933 --> 01:28:16,977
♪ I shake it off ♪
And again now!

1813
01:28:17,061 --> 01:28:19,021
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off ♪

1814
01:28:19,104 --> 01:28:22,274
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off I shake it off ♪

1815
01:28:22,357 --> 01:28:25,694
♪ I shake it off
I shake it off I shake it off ♪

1816
01:28:25,778 --> 01:28:28,363
♪ Shake it off I shake it off! ♪

1817
01:28:28,447 --> 01:28:30,115
[cheering]

1818
01:28:33,243 --> 01:28:34,328
[boy] Hi, Mummy!

1819
01:28:34,411 --> 01:28:36,538
[girl] Hi Daddy!

1820
01:28:38,791 --> 01:28:40,834
♪ ♪