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[keys rattling, jingling]

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[door lock turning]

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-You bought this?
-Yeah.

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And it's ours now. We own this.

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Mm-hmm.

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[chirping]

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-I love it.
-Right?

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What'd | tell you?
The fireplace, the built-ins here.

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Are you sure you want
to give this to your sister?

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Babe, we'd make 100K
off this flip all day long.

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-Trying to make up--
-[man] This is it?

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Hey, yeah. Come in.

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You guys made me ask off
an hour early to see this dump?

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-We're all smelling this right now, right?
-Yeah, it smells like I‘m breathing piss.

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Okay. Not a good fit. So we'll just go.

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-[whispers] Come on.
-Come on, have a little vision.

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French doors to the garden.

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We move the stairs, take these walls down,

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create an open concept
through the kitchen.

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There's a gorgeous stained glass
here in the corner.

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The bones are really good.

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When's the part we cough up 12 grand
to fix the rotted-out foundation?

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Clearly, it's not for them.
Let's just flip this one, El.

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There's a park across the street.

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And the schools here are fantastic
if you have a baby.

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When. I'm sorry, Kimmy.

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When. When you have a baby.

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We're having a baby. We are having a baby.

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You see that? That's called
manifesting to the universe.

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Sometimes the universe thinks it's funny
if I drop $26,000 on in vitro first.

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-Oh. You're a dick.
-l'm kidding.

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If this place is so great,
why don't you guys move in here?

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What are they gonna do
with five bedrooms and a park?

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They're obviously never having kids.

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Look at 'em. They don't have
any emotional holes to fill.

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Not that we are doing it to fill...

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-Shut up, Russ.
-All right.

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-What was that look?
-What look?

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He just said you guys
were never gonna have kids,

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and you did a definite look.

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Yeah, what was the look for?

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You looked back at me to try
to include me in your look.

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-I didn't do a look.
-Totally did a look.

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-It wasn't a look.
-I think we just started some trouble.

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-There's no trouble.
-Maybe even a fight.

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-There‘s no fight. There's no trouble.
-Let's get out of here. Come on.

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Oh, my God. You guys are gonna
have kids now, aren't you?

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No. What? Kimmy. I don't know. What?

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Of course you are because
you have to win at everything.

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Then you‘re gonna throw
your perfect uterus in my face too.

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How do you know my uterus is perfect?
We've never even tried to have kids.

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-I don't know if I can get pregnant.
-Oh. Of course it is perfect. It is yours.

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-Kimmy.
-It probably has a leather interior.

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Please, Kimmy. You just got here.

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Sorry, Petey. Have a good fight.

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[Pete] See you later, Russ.

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-I didn't do a look.
-You're doing a look right now.

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There's no look. You're doing a look.

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[sighs]

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All right, maybe I did do a look.

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But just hearing him say it out loud:

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We're never having children.
I mean, is that true?

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I quit bringing it up
because every time I did,

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you'd say it's not the right time.

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I know, but we were always so broke.

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And then we were going crazy
trying to get the business started.

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We've flipped five houses this year,
and I'm starting to turn down design work.

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| always thought
that I'd be a mom someday.

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-I think I'm ready.
-Great.

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Now you're ready,
and by the time the kid's 16,

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I'm going to be one of those old dads,
like Brian Hendrickson's dad.

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-Hey, Dad.
-What‘s up, Son?

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Hey, Mr. Hendrickson, go long.

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[groaning]

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Dad?

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You killed my dad!

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Hey. Hey, Dad. Wake up, wake up. Wake up!

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You did not kill Mr. Hendrickson,

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And you're not that old.

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Here's an idea.
What if we adopt a five-year-old?

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It'd be like I got cracking when l was 36.
How about that?

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[Pete] Keep your end straight, will you?

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Look, you're overthinking it, bro.
None of my kids were planned.

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Kid shows up, you figure it out.
Easy-peasy.

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How many kids you got now, Stu?

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Number four's in the oven right now, dude.

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-Wow.
-Nothing hard about kids. [grunts]

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As long as you spend some time
with them, they're cool.

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Most important thing,
make sure the moms all get along.

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-[barking]
-Meatball. Hey. Hey, buddy.

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Hey. You miss me?

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Oh, that's my boy. You missed me, huh?
I missed you too.

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Yeah. You're such a good boy.

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Hey, El. I got the towel samples
you wanted for the kitchen.

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El, you okay?

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Hey, what's the matter?

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Nothing. I was just thinking about what
you said about adopting a five-year-old.

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-I said that?
-Yeah.

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-l was totally-- I was joking.
-I know. It's kind of crazy.

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But itjust got me thinking.
And there‘s so many kids in foster care.

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And they're moving from place to place,
and they don't have anybody,

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and it's like the saddest thing
I've ever seen.

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And I found this adoption agency.
They're having an orientation next week.

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No, don‘t show me that.
I don't want to see those little faces.

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You trying to break my heart?
I just got home from work.

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Ellie, people who take in foster kids
are really special.

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These are the kind of people who volunteer
when it‘s not even a holiday.

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We don't even volunteer on a holiday.

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What if there was a disaster?

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-What, like a dirty bomb?
-Whatever.

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And there's a little kid
who ends up on our doorstep.

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Are we gonna turn her away
because we're not special enough?

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That would depend.
There's a lot of factors that go into it.

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I mean, our food rations.
The blast radius.

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El, you can't take some
offhanded remark I made

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and turn it into a crazy life decision.

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It was a joke.

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Yeah.

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I know. I just...

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You‘re right. You shouldn't be pushed
into something you don't want to do.

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It was just a nice thought.

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Good night.

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All right, I won't make
any more jokes like that.

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All right?

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[exhales]

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Hey, you want to watch
a little Fixer Upper?

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-Okay, I love you.
-I love you.

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[couch squeaks]

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[clicks]

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[woman on TV]
That's a long fill-up, my friend.

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[man] Well, that’s because I wanted you
to come in here.

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We're gonna have a karate kicking contest.
Me versus you, straight up.

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UV Off]

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[doorbell ringing]

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[pop song playing]

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Oh, God.

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[hinge creaking]

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[sighs]

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It's not fair. That is not...

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Hey.

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You can‘t buy these pita chips anymore.
They're way too spicy.

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I'm getting my nose watery and--

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Over a half million children
are currently in foster care.

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The system is overloaded, okay?

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It doesn't need any more kids.

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So, for a child to be removed,
conditions have to be pretty bleak,

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usually involving abuse
or extreme neglect.

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And some of these kids
can often languish in the system,

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unless a wonderful family
like yours steps up for them.

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We'll step up. We'll take one right away.

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Oh, perfect. Let me go check in back,
see what we have in stock.

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[all laughing]

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She is kidding, of course.
We do not stock.

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And you know that. Um...

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But we can take you through
the eight-week foster parenting course,

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and you can get your certification.

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And then we can pair you
with some kids that you can foster

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until they become adoptable.

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But it is not gonna be easy, folks.

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These kids will test your will,

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put a strain on your relationship,

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and push buttons
you didn't even know you had.

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Now, I can tell by looking at you
that not all y'all are gonna make it.

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[chuckles] I actually think this group
has got the grit

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to face some unpleasant...

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[man] Excuse me.

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Y-You guys heading out?

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-[man] Yeah.
-Okay. Well, thank you. Bye-bye.

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-All right, that one's on me.
-It absolutely is.

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-We've gone over this before.
-We have.

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-This is a problem.
-lt's a problem. Okay, everybody,

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why don't we learn your names

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and what type of children
you're looking for.

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Oh, hi. Um...

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We're Dana and Dirk McCann.

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And the Lord has guided us here
to adopt a baby boy... or a girl.

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Yeah, the big guy,

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-he's blessed us with so much.
-Mm-hmm.

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We'd just like to share it
with a child that needs a home.

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-Yeah.
-[applause]

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What about over here?

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I'm David, and this is my wife, Jessie.

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And we've been trying to have a baby
for three years now.

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But no matter what we do, |--

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I can‘t...

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-l‘m sorry. Can someone else go?
-lt's okay.

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It‘s okay.
Well, I'm Kit, and this is Michael.

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We've also been trying to conceive now,

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pretty much since
the first night we met, right?

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[all laughing]

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That is correct.
We're just not having any luck.

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Anyway, we're looking for a child of any
gender or ethnicity up to nine years old.

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Hello. My name is October Ross Jennings.

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And I would like to be the single mother
of an athletically gifted teen boy

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who I can help to reach his full
Division One scholarship potential.

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Preferably African-American.

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Mm-hmm.

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[laughing]

199
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Right! Like The Blind Side.
Like the movie, right? That's great.

200
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Honey, she's not joking.

201
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A-Are you jo--
You're notjoking? My God. I'm so sorry.

202
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| just thought 'cause of the gay guys'
conceiving joke, that we were...

203
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I mean, that is the plot
of The Blind Side, so...

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I've never seen it,
so, please, it‘s your turn.

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-Just do not talk to me anymore.
-[whispers] Yeah, she's nuts.

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[all chuckling]

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I'm so sorry. lfeel terrible. I, uh--

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So, my name's Ellie. Hi.
This is my husband, Pete.

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Uh, yeah, I mean,
I‘m not too sure about any of this.

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I mean, I get it.

211
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We adopted our dog Meatball, and we love
him like crazy, but--

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-Don't compare kids to dogs.
-l'm not.

213
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I'm just saying there used to be a stigma
about getting a dog from the pound,

214
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but now they're called rescue dogs
and everybody wants one.

215
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Don‘t say "pound,"
don't say "dog." Just don't.

216
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,161
Okay, no, that's not--

217
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It's just all of this
is a little scary, right?

218
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-But maybe if you call them rescue kids...
-Oh, my God.

219
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...instead of foster kids,
more people would be into it

220
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and people wouldn't walk out
in the middle of your seminar

221
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-and it'd be good for your program.
-Pete! Pete!

222
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-|‘m just saying--
-Just stop it!

223
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Oh, everyone, our guest speaker of the
day, Brenda Fernandez, and her parents.

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Let's make them feel welcome.

225
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[Ellie] Whoo!

226
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[Brenda] Hey, thank you.

227
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Hi. [chuckles]

228
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So, when l was eight years old,

229
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my mom and her boyfriend

230
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decided it would be a good idea
to build a meth lab in our garage.

231
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They made me deliver drugs for them.

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They abused me physically,

233
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and some of their customers
abused me sexually.

234
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Uh, when lwas 11,

235
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our garage exploded,
and l was put in the system,

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bounced around
from placement to placement.

237
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,547
Pretty soon l was 14.

238
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,551
Nobody wants a teenager,
so I'd be aging out in a few years.

239
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,931
The thing is, over half the kids
who age out of foster care

240
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:14,355
end up homeless, addicted,
incarcerated or dead within two years.

241
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,683
That was gonna be me.

242
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:18,518
Trying to start my adult life,

243
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:22,022
but with no family
to help me pick a college,

244
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,107
nobody to come home to on the holidays,

245
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:27,239
or cry to when my first boyfriend
dumped me for Missy Howard.

246
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:33,200
But then those two...
very special people came along.

247
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,451
And I didn't make it easy on them.

248
00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,248
But no matter how hard I pushed them away,

249
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:45,504
they were always there,
with a sack lunch and a ride.

250
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:50,599
Thanks, you guys.

251
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,647
Come here, Daddy. You too, Mama.

252
00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,308
[chuckling]

253
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,489
-That was good.
-[laughs]

254
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:16,876
I am so sorry
about the Blind Side comment.

255
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:17,998
I love the movie.

256
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,292
Bye, Brenda. Greatjob, amazing.

257
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,338
All right, Kit, bye.

258
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:25,131
Dirk. We'll see you in the classes, buddy.
Bye, guys. Hey.

259
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,633
-So now you think we're special enough?
-Maybe we are.

260
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,339
I mean, this is what we do.

261
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,301
We see potential in things,
we fix 'em up. Like they did.

262
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,556
They find this kid
in a state of disrepair,

263
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,104
they give her a new coat of paint,
scrape off her emotional popcorn ceiling,

264
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:40,558
install some countertops in the form
of love or self-esteem, whatever.

265
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,235
Look, I‘m not saying she's a house like
the way I said the dog thing in there,

266
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:44,987
but I think we're perfect for this.

267
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,406
But she's really--
she‘s not a house, Pete.

268
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,529
ljust said she‘s not a house.
Are you listening to me?

269
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,826
Okay. No, I am.

270
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,528
I'm so exci-- Are you excited?

271
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,323
| just get worried

272
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:59,161
that you think things are gonna be easier
than they actually are.

273
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:00,870
-What? I do not.
-You do.

274
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:04,048
This whole thing was your idea.
Now I'm pumped about it, and you're not?

275
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,466
No, no, I am pumped.

276
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,793
-Well, you don't look pumped.
-I am pumped.

277
00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,095
A big, life-altering moment like this,
you gotta get pumped.

278
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,513
We're about to do something insane.

279
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,885
-Did you hear her speak?
-Yes.

280
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,932
-|t's the greatest thing I've ever heard.
-I know.

281
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,102
-Come on, cowgirl, let me get a "yee-haw."
-Yee-haw.

282
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,305
-No, bull. Gimme one. Yee-haw!
-[engine starts]

283
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,388
Louder. Crazier.

284
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,850
Come on. Come on!
You're about to be a mom!

285
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,730
[Ellie] Ya-hoo!

286
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,106
[woman singing pop song]

287
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,780
-Add a balloon, El.
-Okay, have a seat.

288
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,698
-[chattering]
-Time's up.

289
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,120
These are your fantasy kids.

290
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,039
They are not your real children.

291
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,213
[Karen] Come on, Jessie.
You're losing her.

292
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,336
Pete. Pete, Pete! Tick-tock, muscle man.

293
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,635
That's not gonna bring him back from
that peanut butter sandwich you fed him.

294
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:53,010
-Your real kids will be very different.
-Can't erase 'em.

295
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,056
[Karen] Good job, Michael.

296
00:14:58,523 --> 00:14:59,729
All right, October.

297
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,440
I'm calling it. Yours is dead.

298
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:12,988
-All there?
-Yeah.

299
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:17,205
Time to erase these ideals right now.

300
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:18,948
Almost done.

301
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,830
-Almost done.
-Okay. Okay.

302
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,832
Thank you. Thank you.

303
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,083
Thank you.

304
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,087
[song fades]

305
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,045
All right, everybody,

306
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:38,386
I want you all to imagine
you got this plush newjob.

307
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,644
They give you a nice big office.

308
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,815
There's a gym and a frozen yogurt machine

309
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:46,017
-right there in the break room.
-I love frozen yogurt.

310
00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,646
But deep down,
you know you're not qualified.

311
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,320
In your heart of hearts,

312
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,735
you know you're not good enough,

313
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,696
and you are going to get fired.

314
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,285
Hmm? The same way you got fired
from your last three jobs.

315
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,497
And you might quit
just to get some control back.

316
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:10,504
Hell, you might even tip over
that damn yogurt machine

317
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,051
and walk your ass right out of there.

318
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,087
Just to clarify,

319
00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:18,016
Karen is not advocating vandalism
in the workplace.

320
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,973
The point is, that it's the same...

321
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:24,931
-[scissors snip]
-for a displaced child...

322
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:28,769
-[snipping]
-who knows... that you don't want her.

323
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,446
Except instead of grieving

324
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,448
the loss of a job...

325
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,903
she's losing her connection

326
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,159
with everything and everyone.

327
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,459
But the one connection that can remain

328
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,620
is between siblings.

329
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,336
Sometimes it's easier for sibs to adjust

330
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,167
because they/re not
going through it all alone.

331
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:58,549
You might want to consider upgrading
to a sibling set.

332
00:16:58,643 --> 00:16:59,632
[Karen] Dirk?

333
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,426
Would you consider siblings?

334
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,183
The big guy might smile on that.

335
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,137
[chuckles]

336
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:08,315
Yeah, he would. [stammering]
Um, w—we'd have to...

337
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,358
-We‘d pray on that.
-Pray on it. Yeah.

338
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,276
Pray on it.

339
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,696
The big guy wouldn't give you
any more than you can handle.

340
00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,774
Uh, I beg to differ.

341
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,401
[chattering, laughing]

342
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:31,172
-Pete. Ellie.
-Hey.

343
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,624
-You made it.
-[E|lie] Hi.

344
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:36,218
Just sign in, and take this form with you,

345
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:39,012
and write down the name of any kid
you meet you might be interested in.

346
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:41,261
Really? That's how this works?

347
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,843
Yeah, it can feel a little
like shopping for kids.

348
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,054
It's messed up, I know,
but the county puts these on

349
00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,981
because they can match
a lot of kids and parents quickly.

350
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,229
God, look at the big kids over there.

351
00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:53,895
Breaks my heart.

352
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,572
Most folks want nothing
to do with teenagers.

353
00:17:56,659 --> 00:18:00,026
Of course, if you two thought
you could make room for an older child...

354
00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:03,158
-Um, I mean...
-|... Oh, God.

355
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,491
I'm so sor-- We--
We're terrible people. I'm sorry.

356
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:07,701
You're not terrible.

357
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,211
Now get on in there
and find you a family. Go on.

358
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,625
God, it's so weird.

359
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,750
I mean, normally, you go out and chat up
some random kid in a park

360
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:17,085
and you're gonna get arrested.

361
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,840
-Now we're just supposed to?
-I know.

362
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,843
This little guy's all by himself.
You want to go say hi?

363
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,344
Yeah. Okay.

364
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:27,019
-Excuse me. Sorry. So sorry, occupied.
-Hey! Sorry.

365
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,516
Occupied! Sorry!

366
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:32,476
We just went to get treats
so, yeah, just back it up. Okay?

367
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,027
Hey, look, we got some snacks.

368
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,399
Come on, Lucas, right over here.

369
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,693
[October] Hey. Excuse me! Heads up!

370
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,441
Okay.

371
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,527
Never mind, thanks.

372
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,949
You just take it and try
to throw it into his mouth.

373
00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,454
Really. You want to have a go?

374
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:52,707
Oh.

375
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,001
Nice to meet you.

376
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,629
-Get it?
-Oh, yeah. Bring her in!

377
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,210
-Yeah-- Whoa! Oh!
-[shouting, arguing]

378
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,296
Hey. You gotta wait for your turn, buddy.

379
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,049
-|‘m sorry.
-Let's-- Let's just go. Let's just go.

380
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,515
Pete. Ellie.

381
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,066
-How's it going?
-Hey.

382
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,519
Yeah, well... it‘s a little weird.

383
00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,605
Yeah, these things can be kind of awkward.

384
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:22,237
But did you meet any kids
that you're curious about?

385
00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:25,820
We met one little girl
who was sitting all by herself.

386
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,873
Very sweet, a little guarded.
Kind of had a little wall around her.

387
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:33,043
Really small for her age, too.
Maybe a fetal alcohol thing or something.

388
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:36,247
I saw her-- Oh, right there.
The little sad-looking one with pigtails

389
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,549
who seems like she's been chained
to a radiator half her life.

390
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,093
-Uh, that's my daughter.
-The radiator kid?

391
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,799
[chuckles] What?

392
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,255
Yeah, that's my daughter.

393
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,383
-l'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
-You don't have to be sorry.

394
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,763
I'm really proud of her.

395
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:53,097
The reason she‘s sitting away from others
is because she has a family,

396
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,853
a very happy family.

397
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,435
And I didn't drink a drop
when l was pregnant.

398
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,111
Nor do l have a radiator.

399
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,780
-Of course. You should be really proud.
-I am.

400
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,701
[chattering]

401
00:20:07,581 --> 00:20:09,037
You know what?
I'm sick of looking at that.

402
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,661
To hell with it. I‘m going over there.

403
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,207
Pete. Hey, Pete.

404
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,120
-Pete, what are you doing?
-Look at them over there.

405
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,376
Everybody's avoiding them
like they're dipped in shit.

406
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,673
I'm just gonna go say hi.

407
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,591
Yeah, okay-- Hey, Pete, Pete, just wait.

408
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,386
I know. I think it's awful.
But they're teenagers, okay?

409
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,464
They use drugs, and they masturbate,

410
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,470
and watch people playing
video games on YouTube.

411
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,676
We're not equipped for that.

412
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,850
What do we have to be equipped for?

413
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,929
-l‘m just going to say hello.
-I know. I don't think we should do that.

414
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,355
-Excuse me? Hi.
-Hey. Hi.

415
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:36,307
Hi.

416
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,935
Just FYI, we can all hear you.

417
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:39,939
Hmm?

418
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:43,568
"Dipped in shit," “masturbate," so forth.

419
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:48,028
Uh, we appreciate the concern,
but there's no need to go all pity crazy.

420
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,487
We know how this works.

421
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,243
So just go on. It's okay.

422
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:52,698
Go mingle with the kiddies, and uh...

423
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:54,705
don't give it another thought, okay?

424
00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,002
Have a good day, folks. Thanks. Bye-bye.

425
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,707
[laughing]

426
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,856
aren 0, cu wo wen ou an oun
K S y t t t df d
yourself a teenager after all, huh?

427
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,559
-We only met her for a second.
-But she made a real impression.

428
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,645
Oh, yeah. Lizzy's such a great kid.

429
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,277
She does really well in school.
Come on back.

430
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,194
She came into care four years ago
when she was 11.

431
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,906
It took a lot to convince her to accept
placement in an adoptive home.

432
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,830
Her mother--

433
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,874
Set the house on fire,
passed out with a crack pipe.

434
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,373
-What I was gonna say...
-Before I told it like it is?

435
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,455
...before you jumped on in there,

436
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,882
is that her mother's made
a lot of promises over the years

437
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,800
and never seems
to follow through with them.

438
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:47,128
Where's her mom now?

439
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,714
Probably in an orange jumpsuit
selling smokes in the yard.

440
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,720
[Sharon] I'm sure that's not accurate.

441
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:57,809
Huh. Turns out Lizzy's mom is
finishing a sentence in county jail.

442
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,811
Who called it, huh? Who said it?

443
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,187
-You did.
-Yeah.

444
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,149
Looks like she's never
pursued reunification

445
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,071
or contacted her kids in over two years,

446
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,274
so, yeah, she's pretty much a non-issue.

447
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:11,111
That's terrible. What about the father?

448
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,369
[laughing]

449
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,081
What are you talking about, "father"?

450
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,577
What, are you doing comedy
for us now, Pete?

451
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,039
Karen, we've had plenty of fathers
who've stepped up,

452
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,671
but, in this case, no ID's
on any birth fathers.

453
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,128
Look, Lizzy‘s mom
is a product of the system,

454
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:33,091
and she never learned to properly care
for herself, much less three kids.

455
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,345
-Three? Three kids?
-Oh. What?

456
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,471
Yeah, three.

457
00:22:35,563 --> 00:22:37,269
-Yeah, Lizzy--
-At once?

458
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:41,941
Yeah, Lizzy comes with two
younger siblings, Juan and Lita.

459
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,518
Wait. Wait.
So we would have... three children?

460
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,025
No. Two maybe,
but there's no way we can do three.

461
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,606
I mean, we wanted to meet--

462
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,282
Oh, my gosh.

463
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,576
-Why would you show us that?
-You‘re an asshole.

464
00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:56,030
Why would you even show that?
They're so cute. That's wrong.

465
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,161
Listen, we're not gonna
sugarcoat it, okay?

466
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:01,119
Lita is a-- a wild, rowdy kid,

467
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:04,250
and Juan can be fragile
and a little emotional,

468
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:08,334
and Lizzy is strong-willed
and she won‘t trust easily.

469
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,636
-God, can you blame her?
-[Karen] No, but listen.

470
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,259
We wouldn't recommend this match

471
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,762
if we didn't believe
that with some structure and love

472
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:18,811
these-- these kids could blossom, right?

473
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:21,981
Yeah, and we‘re hoping to get them
out of their current foster placement.

474
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,729
[grumbles] The Muskies might lose
that meal ticket.

475
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:25,935
Karen, please.

476
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:30,899
Most of our foster parents
are really terrific, caring people.

477
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,985
And, yes, there are people
who do itjust for the paycheck.

478
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,162
But the Muskies are not abusive or evil.

479
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,331
-Just maybe a little--
-lnbred.

480
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,034
-Karen, there is no evidence to--
-You've seen ‘em.

481
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,711
I swear they look like brother and sister.
I can't tell them apart.

482
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,631
In any case,
I'd love to set up a visitation,

483
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,674
unless you have any other concerns?

484
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,128
It's just a visitation. So...

485
00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:55,714
|-|t's just-- Is it a problem, you know,
the whole white savior thing?

486
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,926
-Like the Avatar thing.
-Avatar’?

487
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,262
You know how the blue guys couldn't fight
off the unobtanium guys

488
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:03,769
until the white guy showed up
and pretended to be a blue guy?

489
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:07,977
All I'm saying is, white-bread couple
taking in little Latin kids.

490
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,983
Are people gonna think
we shouldn't be doing that?

491
00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:13,487
You know what? We'll go ahead
and toss these kids back into the system

492
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:15,693
and I'll just jot you down
for "whites only."

493
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:18,746
-Come on. I didn't mean--
-Hey! No, that's not...

494
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,868
Don't write “whites only.“
That's not what he meant.

495
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,120
That's not at all what I meant.

496
00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,793
Pete, I appreciate
your cultural sensitivity,

497
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,997
but we have every color
of kid in the system.

498
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,583
-And we have every color of parent.
-Every color.

499
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:31,793
Just not nearly enough.

500
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:33,627
-Not nearly enough parents.
-Mm-mmm.

501
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,509
And listen,
you're gonna get some funny looks.

502
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,966
And people are gonna say some stupid shit.

503
00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,978
But if you're willing to love these kids
who need a mom and dad

504
00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,475
and somebody has a problem with that?

505
00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:47,399
You just ask 'em how many
goddamn kids they've adopted.

506
00:24:47,486 --> 00:24:48,942
-Exactly.
-Hel|.

507
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:50,477
Shoot.

508
00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:53,689
All right. Well, ljust wanted to have
the Avatar talk. Now we did, so I'm good.

509
00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,024
Oh, fantastic.

510
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,155
-You ready to meet three kids?
-Three kids.

511
00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:59,282
-All right.
-We'|| set it up.

512
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:05,542
Hey. How's it going?

513
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,457
Oh, good. It's going really good.

514
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:11,507
-Pete and Ellie.
-Yeah, we know. Come on in.

515
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,462
[scoffs]

516
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,257
Good luck with that one.
She thinks she's better than everybody.

517
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,219
Yeah. The other two are
jackassing around out back.

518
00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,678
We'll be in the shop.

519
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,733
-Hey.
-Hi.

520
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,026
-Hey, Lizzy.
-How are you?

521
00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:32,148
Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner.

522
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,354
Oh, uh, Ellie and Pete.

523
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:36,862
-You don't have to call us the Wagners.
-No, please. Good to--

524
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,863
Um, sorry about them.

525
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,364
-They‘re--
-Oh, please.

526
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,072
-Theyjust seem a little--
-Like brother and sister?

527
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,783
[Mrs. Muskie] Pipe down with that crap.
We are not friggin' related.

528
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:46,993
[Mr. Muskie] Friggin‘ related.

529
00:25:47,838 --> 00:25:49,044
I'm really gonna miss them.

530
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,247
-That is, if you--
-No.

531
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,797
-No. No.
-Please. Oh, my goodness.

532
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,841
You made such a good impression on us
when we met you,

533
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:58,637
-we wanted to get to know you a bit more.
-Yes, and meet your brother and sister.

534
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,589
They're right outside,
if you guys wanna follow me.

535
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:01,890
-Yes! Yes.
-Yeah.

536
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,057
Okay.

537
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,350
Juan.

538
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:08,726
Lita.

539
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,651
I want you guys to meet Pete and Ellie.

540
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,023
-Hi.
-Hey, guys.

541
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,775
Are we gonna go stay at your house now?

542
00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:16,696
Um--

543
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,117
Well, we met your sister,
and she's so awesome.

544
00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:22,286
-Yeah, she‘s really cool.
-She was telling us about you guys.

545
00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:24,495
Want to play restaurant with me?

546
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,619
Yeah, Iwould love to.
Where's your restaurant?

547
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,792
-Right over there.
-And what‘s your doll‘s name?

548
00:26:28,879 --> 00:26:30,415
Her name is Potato Chips.

549
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:33,998
-Oh, I love potato chips.
-Potato chips are my favorite.

550
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:35,590
Nice one.

551
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,718
-Can we be the Clippers?
-Oh, I'm more of a Lakers fan.

552
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,091
Oh, uh, sorry.

553
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:42,343
No, you don‘t have to say sorry.
That's okay.

554
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:43,719
-We can be the Clippers.
-Okay.

555
00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:45,972
-l‘m gonna shoot, you crash the boards.
-Yeah. Sure.

556
00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,014
Oh, no!

557
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,519
Oh, shoot!

558
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,146
-You did it on purpose!
-What?

559
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:56,195
-You hit me because I like the Clippers.
-Buddy, I think the Clippers are awesome.

560
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,112
[Ellie] We love the Clippers.
Are you kidding me?

561
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,862
It was smart to get rid of Blake Griffin.
That was a great trade for them.

562
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:03,911
We're obsessed with the Clippers.
I can't get enough of them.

563
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:06,534
-They're amazing.
-Okay.

564
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,287
-Can we play hide and seek?
-You sure? You lost a lot of blood.

565
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:11,960
-I love hide and seek.
-Okay, butjust us. No girls.

566
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,083
Oh. Sure.

567
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,248
It's not that progressive, but no problem.

568
00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:18,504
-Lita, should we go play restaurants?
-Yeah.

569
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,756
You're it. I'll hide and you count. Okay?

570
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:21,712
You sure you‘re okay?

571
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,672
-Yeah. Go on, count.
-All right, buddy.

572
00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,553
-Count to 20.
-Oh, my God.

573
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:28,681
You better not embarrass me
at the restaurant.

574
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:32,390
Potato Chips has been bad today. Bad girl!

575
00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,316
Bad, bad, bad!

576
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,978
Don‘t talk back, you little beaner!

577
00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,481
Oh! Uh... I don‘t think that's--

578
00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:43,318
You know what?
She picks up stuff off the TV.

579
00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,367
[Mr. Muskie] Yeah.

580
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,278
Oh, don't give me the look.

581
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:52,163
-Let's not call her bad names like that.
-Don‘t tell me how to treat my kid!

582
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,119
You think you're better than me, huh?

583
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:59,466
Pete, if you don't want the kids,
I'm not gonna push you into it.

584
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,543
All right, look.

585
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:05,631
[sighs] I'm gonna be honest with you,
all right?

586
00:28:05,726 --> 00:28:08,559
I don't know, I just thought
when we met our kids

587
00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:11,227
that it would be like
this cosmic connection, you know?

588
00:28:11,315 --> 00:28:14,398
Like just take one look at them
and just know, like when you and me met.

589
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,896
Yeah. Totally.

590
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,979
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What, you didn'tjust know?

591
00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:20,903
Hmm?

592
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:22,982
-Oh, my gosh.
-What?

593
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,566
You heard what I said.
You didn't just know?

594
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:25,616
No, l was interested,

595
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,911
but, you know,
I‘m more cautious than you are.

596
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:30,330
Really? Wow.
How long before you just knew?

597
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,578
[scoffs] A couple of months.

598
00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:34,330
A couple of months? How many months?

599
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:37,212
-Like four...
-Four?

600
00:28:37,299 --> 00:28:38,209
-...-teen.
-Founeen?

601
00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:39,164
-Babe, look.
-Oh, my God!

602
00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,966
-I knew before we got married, okay?
-That's the point.

603
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,045
We don't have a year-long engagement
on this thing.

604
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,346
If we say "yes,"
they're in our house next week.

605
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,889
Did you feel a cosmic connection?

606
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:51,769
No, I didn't feel a cosmic connection.
I felt like I was...

607
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:54,270
I felt like I was babysitting
other people's kids.

608
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:55,313
I agree.

609
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,765
-With what?
-With you.

610
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,935
With me wanting the kids
or not wanting the kids?

611
00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,770
-Whatever you want.
-That's not an answer.

612
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,447
Then just give me 14 months
to think about it. How 'bout that?

613
00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:05,398
Come on.

614
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,571
-[door opens]
-[woman] Hi!

615
00:29:07,663 --> 00:29:09,528
-[Pete] It's not a potluck.
-[door closes]

616
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,488
[chattering]

617
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:14,953
All righty.

618
00:29:15,045 --> 00:29:17,878
Honey, put those down for me. Thank you.

619
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,876
All right, come on, everybody.

620
00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,958
Honey, come on. [chuckling] Jeez.

621
00:29:23,053 --> 00:29:25,544
All right, everybody, hands.

622
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:29,215
Hands, hands, hands. Thank you.

623
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,220
Eyes closed.

624
00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:36,521
I'm thankful
for my beautiful grandchildren,

625
00:29:36,608 --> 00:29:39,975
including the-- the very lucky kids

626
00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:43,938
that are soon to be adopted
by two wonderful parents.

627
00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,568
I'm really thankful for that, too.

628
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:48,446
That is really inspiring stuff, you guys.
Well done.

629
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:50,869
Yeah, about that. Actually, we...

630
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:55,450
Yeah, we've decided together
not to move toward with the foster thing.

631
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:59,162
Yeah, we just realized we hadn't
thought it through properly, so...

632
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:02,214
Yeah. Jesus Christ. This is great news.

633
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:04,587
I mean, we were all being supportive
to your faces, but...

634
00:30:04,678 --> 00:30:06,885
Yeah. We all thought
you were out of your minds.

635
00:30:06,972 --> 00:30:10,885
I never said anything,
but I'm thankful to hear this.

636
00:30:10,976 --> 00:30:12,682
What? Why?

637
00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:15,977
-E|Iie, let's not. We're holding hands.
-No, no, no. I would be thankful to know

638
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:18,055
why you all have a problem with this.

639
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,686
Hey, I never had a problem with it.

640
00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:23,485
I think it‘s smart. Have a couple kids
without the pregnancy and the hormones

641
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:26,279
-and the... rage.
-Stop talking.

642
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:29,904
Ellie, all I'm saying is
that we're thankful

643
00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:32,987
that you and Peter are gonna experience

644
00:30:33,081 --> 00:30:36,994
having the love of your own
beautiful children rather than...

645
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:38,746
Rather than what, Jan? Just spit it out.

646
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,249
Hell, I'll say it.
Rather than just rolling the dice

647
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,331
with the offspring
of some criminal or drug addict.

648
00:30:43,425 --> 00:30:46,258
To be honest, we were worried
about our real kids' safety...

649
00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:49,178
-What?
-...were they to hang out with your kids,

650
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,754
-if they're--
-Damaged goods?

651
00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:53,010
You know, 'cause when l was growing up
in the neighborhood,

652
00:30:53,101 --> 00:30:54,841
a lot of people thought
I was damaged goods, too.

653
00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,597
Pete, we're not talking about you, man.

654
00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,647
We're talking about crack babies
and kids who have been sexually harassed.

655
00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:01,974
Sexually harassed?

656
00:31:02,069 --> 00:31:04,060
What do you mean,
their parents made lewd comments?

657
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:05,690
You know what I mean, wiseass.

658
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,317
Open your stupid eyes.

659
00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:12,825
-How long have everyone's eyes been open?
-[Ellie] Kimmy, you of all people.

660
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:13,993
What if you can't have a baby?

661
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,242
Do not put that out
into the universe, please.

662
00:31:16,333 --> 00:31:18,574
What if you can't? What are you gonna do?

663
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,750
Kim, if you don't quit being
so nuts about this baby thing,

664
00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:23,419
I swear to God, I'm gonna
get pregnant again this afternoon

665
00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:24,917
just to spite you.

666
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:26,919
-And you know I can do it.
-Really?

667
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,711
I'm sorry if we're not
as politically correct as you guys,

668
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,218
but our baby has to be our blood.

669
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,718
[Kimmy] Yes! Absolutely!

670
00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:38,177
Oh, my God. "Our blood."
This blood? This blood right here?

671
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,603
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Jerry, what do you think of all this?

672
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,100
I'd be thankful if we could eat, Russ.

673
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:44,979
You just spent 30 minutes
talking about the deep state.

674
00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,526
You don't have an opinion
on your own family?

675
00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,228
-None of my business.
-[E|lie] Thank you, Daddy.

676
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,484
And I would like you all to know
that thousands of children

677
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,736
are spending Thanksgiving
without any family at all.

678
00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:54,364
And right now I kind of envy them.

679
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:55,910
But I know you guys love me.

680
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,830
I know that I have a place to go
to eat turkey and be thankful.

681
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,703
But a lot of kids don't have that.

682
00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,706
And it's not their fault!
And they're not damaged goods!

683
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:06,539
So forget what I said before.
It is back on!

684
00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,373
-If that‘s okay with you, honey.
-Yee-haw, baby.

685
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,754
Yee-haw. We're gonna adopt
a whole shitwhack of kids.

686
00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:14,054
And I am thankful that whoever
has a problem with it can fuck right off!

687
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,130
[gaSpSI

688
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:17,348
[giggling]

689
00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:21,014
-Amen.
-Amen.

690
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,061
[gaSpSI

691
00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:24,231
[Jan] Well, there goes
another Thanksgiving.

692
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,148
[whispers] You're crazy.

693
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,942
[barking]

694
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:30,441
Hi, honey. Here we are.

695
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:31,817
Come in, look around.

696
00:32:34,119 --> 00:32:36,405
A Christmas tree?

697
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,908
Does that mean Santa comes here?

698
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,910
-Yeah, every year.
-Yay!

699
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,708
-So, you guys are rich.
-What? Ri--

700
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,501
-No, we're not rich.
-[laughs]

701
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,079
[Pete] I mean, we're doing okay.

702
00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:48,710
-We|l--
-When we got this house, it was a dump.

703
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,792
That's what we do. We renovate houses.
Ellie did all the design work in here.

704
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,594
Actually, everything is from
swap meets and flea markets

705
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,592
and it's not that expensive at all.

706
00:32:56,683 --> 00:33:00,141
-Oh, that's crystal! Sorry. Oh, my God.
-l'm sorry, I'm sorry.

707
00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:01,308
I'm so sorry.

708
00:33:01,396 --> 00:33:03,682
Uh, I shouldn't have left this out.

709
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,358
So you guys want to see your rooms?
Come on. Let's go check out your room.

710
00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:10,109
[gaSpSI

711
00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:14,064
-Lookit! A bed and a bunny!
-What do you think?

712
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:16,241
I love the bunny 'cause she has a skirt.

713
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,989
-Whose toys are these?
-[E|lie] They‘re yours, to share.

714
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:19,910
[Pete] Yeah.

715
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,865
[gasps] Lego!

716
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,369
Can I put my bears in there?

717
00:33:24,461 --> 00:33:25,496
-Sure.
-Of course.

718
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:30,039
-Wow, you sure have a lot of teddy bears.
-These are just court bears.

719
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,294
They get one every time
we go to family court.

720
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,210
-[Lita] Can you help me?
-[Juan] Yeah.

721
00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:36,670
[Lita] Whoa! Whoa!

722
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,341
Hey, Lizzy, want me to show you your room?

723
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,267
-Okay. Yeah.
-lt's just here.

724
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,395
[Ellie] I'm so sorry you have to carry
all your stuff in these awful bags.

725
00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:48,849
-If we knew--
-No, no, it's cool.

726
00:33:49,486 --> 00:33:52,569
Fun fact: that's actually
how you can spot a foster kid.

727
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,318
The kid carrying her whole life
in a Hefty bag.

728
00:33:56,618 --> 00:33:58,074
It's a fosterjoke.

729
00:33:58,495 --> 00:33:59,655
Well, make yourself at home.

730
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:02,203
Yeah, this is your place.
You can do whatever you want with it.

731
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,076
Do you wanna put posters
on the wall, paint it?

732
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:07,534
Yeah. Come on, this is what we do.
We can knock that out in 20 minutes.

733
00:34:07,629 --> 00:34:09,790
Run down to the hardware store,
pick any color you like.

734
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,087
-What do you say?
-Any color.

735
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,459
-Just pick a color.
-What do you like?

736
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,916
-Any color you want.
-Anything you want.

737
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,966
-Pick a color, we're doing it.
-You'd look great in green.

738
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,220
Yeah.

739
00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:23,679
What do you think?

740
00:34:25,146 --> 00:34:29,936
Wow, uh, it's, yeah,
darkest of the black tones.

741
00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,893
-Yeah, that's what she picked.
-Dark Kettle Black, huh?

742
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,942
I like it. It's really... dope.

743
00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,575
-[sighs] I'm gonna get dinner started.
-Okay.

744
00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:42,740
-She doesn't like it.
-I think she loves it.

745
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:44,912
Well, you know her better than I do.

746
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,001
-Hey.
-Hey, you all done in there?

747
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,252
Oh, yeah. And... she loves it.

748
00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,209
Oh, great. I'm so glad
that she loves her black bedroom.

749
00:34:57,304 --> 00:35:01,013
So, I‘m gonna register Juan and Lita
at Harding in the morning,

750
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,885
and then you can take Lizzy
to the high school.

751
00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:06,309
Did you see their shoes? We might want
to take them to the mall tomorrow.

752
00:35:06,396 --> 00:35:07,636
Hey, kids, dinner!

753
00:35:08,565 --> 00:35:11,022
What? That sounds insane
coming out of your mouth.

754
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,065
-Do we have kids?
-Yeah, three of 'em.

755
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,394
That's insane. I don't believe it.

756
00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:18,025
Did you not know that?
'Cause they‘re really here.

757
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:20,448
-Holy shit. Holy shit.
-Yeah.

758
00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,150
Yeah, they're here.

759
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,530
I love you.

760
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:26,864
Ew! [laughing]

761
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:27,947
-What?
-What?

762
00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:29,249
Kiss again! Kiss again!

763
00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:31,292
-God.
-Mmm!

764
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,374
Mwah!

765
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,548
-What about that one?
-Kiss again! Kiss again!

766
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,717
It's gonna be long and weird.

767
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,088
-Mmm!
-Ew!

768
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,636
Mwah!

769
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:43,008
-[Pete] How 'bout that?
-[E||ie] How 'bout that?

770
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,841
-All right, come on, giggly. Sit down.
-l'm gonna shift the plates.

771
00:35:45,935 --> 00:35:48,221
[Ellie] Great. We have everything.
We have burgers and pasta and--

772
00:35:48,313 --> 00:35:49,644
[Lita] Can we have potato chips?

773
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,188
Let's get ready for the tub.

774
00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:55,142
Uh, you two, come on. Who wants to—-

775
00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:56,316
-Hey!
'[POP song plays]

776
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,491
That's not really a bath toy.

777
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,409
-I don't want this.
-|t's not for the bath.

778
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:08,580
-Oh, no! That's gonna--
-What? Hey! Hey!

779
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:12,416
I'm gonna get a hamper next time.

780
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:14,577
Hey, next time--

781
00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,964
-You need...?
-Lookit!

782
00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,083
[gaSpSI

783
00:36:20,762 --> 00:36:24,050
Grab-- Hold it.
Keep it over the sink, please.

784
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:39,227
Did you flush, sweetie?

785
00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,772
-[toilet water running]
{gasps}

786
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,107
-Good night, kiddo.
-Good night.

787
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:45,908
[Lita] Good night!

788
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:50,702
-Should we give them a kiss good night?
-I don't know.

789
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,999
-Maybe you should ask, or should we wait?
-Should I ask?

790
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:55,418
-|'|| ask.
-[Lita] You guys are overthinking this.

791
00:36:55,505 --> 00:36:57,370
-Sorry, guys.
-Sorry. [laughs]

792
00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:00,081
-Good night.
-Good night.

793
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,291
[Lita] Good night!

794
00:37:05,265 --> 00:37:07,597
Should we kiss Lizzy good night?

795
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:10,517
-l'm good. Good night.
-Oh. Good night, kiddo.

796
00:37:11,271 --> 00:37:12,386
All right. Good night.

797
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:15,889
[Dana] We try so hard to engage with him,

798
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:19,226
but no matter what we do,
Jake just wants to hang out in his room.

799
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,904
Talking on his phone, swearing,
taking the Lord's name in vain.

800
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,151
And cranking his explicit music
till all hours.

801
00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:29,527
And he got into another fight at school.

802
00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:32,159
Thank heaven he didn't seriously hurt
one of the other kindergartners.

803
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:36,994
I think maybe it's okay
for a five-year-old to have a cell phone,

804
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:38,999
but does he have a lot of contacts?

805
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,331
We tried to take it,
but his birth mother gave it to him,

806
00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:43,007
-and if we touch it, it's just...
-Mmm.

807
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:46,010
I'm so sorry. You are so right.

808
00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,839
He doesn't need a phone. [sniffling]

809
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,174
-We‘re gonna try again.
-[Sharon] Definitely try.

810
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:55,979
Okay, and Pete and Ellie took in
three children ten days ago,

811
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:59,228
-one of which is a teenager.
-Yeah, it's going pretty good.

812
00:37:59,319 --> 00:38:02,732
I mean, I think our kids made us realize
just what kind of a rut we were in before.

813
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:06,189
Well, not really a rut, just, like,
the same old routine, you know, like,

814
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,993
work, go to the gym,
grabbing dinner, drinks, the movies.

815
00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,324
-You know what I mean.
-No, we don't know.

816
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:13,951
[all laughing]

817
00:38:14,042 --> 00:38:15,578
Well, I think she's just trying to say

818
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:19,035
that we needed a new challenge,
maybe something to break up the monotony.

819
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,586
That's not the only thing
they're gonna break.

820
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:22,413
[all laughing]

821
00:38:24,010 --> 00:38:26,843
No, I know. It sounds-- I know everyone's
going through tough stuff,

822
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:29,637
but these kids, I think
they're just really good. We got lucky.

823
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:31,760
-They got lucky.
-Yeah, you hit the jackpot, lady.

824
00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,308
-Guys.
-[all laughing]

825
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:35,551
Why is this funny?

826
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:39,390
I think they might be recognizing
a little bit of a honeymoon period.

827
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,647
No, no, no, we thought of that.
But it doesn't feel like a period.

828
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:43,943
[all laughing]

829
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,486
Well, I mean, it's not perfect.

830
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:48,155
Lita won't eat anything but potato chips.

831
00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,154
Yeah, but we got a plan
to work on that too.

832
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,735
I'm not saying we‘re perfect parents.

833
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,819
Are you sure?

834
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,154
[all laughing]

835
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:58,291
And I think I might be recognizing
a little bit ofjealousy.

836
00:38:58,378 --> 00:38:59,993
That's not a good trait, guys.

837
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,086
[Christmas song plays]

838
00:39:04,300 --> 00:39:06,666
[Ellie] Okay, what do we have here?

839
00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:09,218
-Huh?
-Christmas!

840
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:13,177
[Ellie] What is it?
It's a sewing machine! What do you think?

841
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:16,096
No? She doesn't like it? Why not?

842
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:20,055
-Looks like a robot, buddy!
-Lita, look at this big box!

843
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,229
Dude, it walks and talks.

844
00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,854
-This could be my helmet!
-What about the presents, guys?

845
00:39:23,945 --> 00:39:26,231
I would've went crazy if I got a robot.
I'm playing with that robot.

846
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:27,778
And this could be the spaceship.

847
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,606
-Can I go inside?
-Sure.

848
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,238
Hey, guys. Wow, you really
like cardboard boxes, huh?

849
00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:34,614
Is anybody interested
in playing with the giant dollhouse

850
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,946
that took me three hours to assemble?

851
00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,206
Did it come in a big box?

852
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:42,455
Yeah, it did. It came in a big $200 box.

853
00:39:42,547 --> 00:39:43,707
Go, let's go!

854
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,163
Come on. Let's go get the box.

855
00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,543
-Christmas is boxes.
-Yes.

856
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,716
[Lita] Yay!

857
00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:53,972
Hey, Lizzy, this one's for you too.
Merry Christmas.

858
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:54,888
Oh.

859
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:56,466
-Another one.
-Yeah.

860
00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:58,973
Thanks. Merry-- Merry Christmas.

861
00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,898
You didn't have
to get all this stuff for us.

862
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,771
I know, I know, but we wanted to.

863
00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:08,228
We were excited. Did we go overboard?

864
00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:09,278
No, no, no!

865
00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:11,947
Um, I'm sorry. I'm happy. I am. |...

866
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,447
It's nice to see
Lita and Juan get presents

867
00:40:15,538 --> 00:40:18,655
that weren't donated
from total strangers, so—-

868
00:40:19,334 --> 00:40:21,495
Hey, Lizzy,
if you ever want to talk about anything--

869
00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,703
I know it's Christmastime
and you may have memories and things.

870
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,756
I'm good. I...

871
00:40:29,469 --> 00:40:32,176
You know what?
I just haven't had my morning coffee yet.

872
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,799
So, I'm gonna get that.

873
00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:35,801
-Do you want some coffee?
-Sure.

874
00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:36,722
Okay.

875
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:52,322
[Pete] And we want to thank the Lord
for our first Christmas together.

876
00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,070
And we want to give thanks
for this lovely meal

877
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:57,322
and also this, um...

878
00:40:57,789 --> 00:41:00,781
bounty of super fun cardboard boxes.

879
00:41:00,875 --> 00:41:02,331
-Amen.
-Amen.

880
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,204
Okay. Tuck in, everybody.

881
00:41:04,295 --> 00:41:05,831
Where's my potato chips?

882
00:41:05,922 --> 00:41:08,379
We're not having chips tonight, munchkin.
Sorry.

883
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,252
-I want my chips.
-[Lizzy] Lita!

884
00:41:10,343 --> 00:41:12,675
Lizzy. Pete and I worked really hard
on this dinner,

885
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:14,298
and there's lots of yummy food
for you to eat.

886
00:41:14,389 --> 00:41:15,845
-No!
-Hey, hey, hey

887
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:18,344
[shouting in Spanish]

888
00:41:18,434 --> 00:41:21,597
Hey! Lizzy, Lizzy, please!
Lizzy, no, okay? I've got this.

889
00:41:21,688 --> 00:41:23,929
Why are you yelling at me?
I'm just trying to help you.

890
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:26,560
I'm not yelling at-- I'm sor--
I‘m sorry. I am. Just then lwas.

891
00:41:26,651 --> 00:41:27,686
But it's-- Look.

892
00:41:27,777 --> 00:41:29,483
Lita, don't do what Lizzyjust said.

893
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,356
What did you say? Cuatro?
"Go to your bedroom"?

894
00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:33,904
No, cuatro means "quart."
Like quart of milk.

895
00:41:33,992 --> 00:41:37,075
She said, "You're not gonna have a potato
chip, but you will drink that milk."

896
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,573
In any case, we have this. It's fine.

897
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,404
Okay. Fine.

898
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,332
Okay. Let's try some
of this meat loaf, okay?

899
00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:47,286
-No! I want my chips!
-You're not having chips!

900
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,996
I don't think she‘s getting on board
with the plan, honey.

901
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:51,706
-I don't want this!
-Hey!

902
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,291
You sure you don't want
to just give her chips?

903
00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:55,342
No, we're not giving her chips.
She's gonna eat--

904
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:58,217
[high-pitched scream]

905
00:41:59,976 --> 00:42:01,091
Lita, stay right there!

906
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,184
Oh, my God. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

907
00:42:04,272 --> 00:42:06,513
No, it's okay. Don't cry. Relax.

908
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,222
-Watch your feet, okayf?
-Raised feet!

909
00:42:08,317 --> 00:42:09,932
[Juan] I didn't mean to. I'm so sorry.

910
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,564
You give those to me. Ow! Ow.

911
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,986
-[Pete] Calm down, don't cry.
-[Lita] I want my chips!

912
00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:14,937
[Pete] Just stay there, Juan.

913
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:15,988
[screams]

914
00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:18,900
These are really, really good potatoes.

915
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:22,658
[groans]

916
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,580
-God!
-[E|lie] Oh, my God. Are you okay?

917
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:26,328
[Pete] Oh, God. Hold on.

918
00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:28,413
Lita, duck!

919
00:42:29,130 --> 00:42:31,337
-[Ellie] What are you doing?
-[Pete] Look, I‘m trying to put it out!

920
00:42:31,424 --> 00:42:33,085
-With ketchup?
-Put it out!

921
00:42:35,678 --> 00:42:36,963
-All right.
-Lita?

922
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,670
[growling]

923
00:42:38,765 --> 00:42:40,551
[Pete] Wait, wh-what's that noise?

924
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,222
[growling continues]

925
00:42:42,310 --> 00:42:43,174
Why is she growling?

926
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,225
That wasn't in the classes.
I got nothing for that.

927
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:47,762
She's got a knife.

928
00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,688
-It's just a SpongeBob knife.
-lt's still a knife.

929
00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:50,982
[Ellie] Just put the knife down, honey.

930
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,650
Look, kid, just put down the weapon, okay?

931
00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:55,023
You guys want me to deal with this,
or do you still got it?

932
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:56,820
Yeah, do you wanna let her
jump in here now, please?

933
00:42:56,908 --> 00:42:58,444
Okay, okay. Fine. Fine!

934
00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:06,784
Gracias.

935
00:43:09,796 --> 00:43:11,411
Ellie, you gotta learn some Spanish.

936
00:43:11,506 --> 00:43:13,542
Why would you give a kid milk
in a glass cup?

937
00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:15,248
I'm sorry. I didn't...

938
00:43:15,343 --> 00:43:17,584
[Lita] Why did she do that? I hate her!

939
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,713
That didn't take long.
They hate us already.

940
00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,674
Well, technically, she said she hates you.

941
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:29,603
-[Lita screams]
{gasps}

942
00:43:29,690 --> 00:43:30,770
Okay, okay, okay!

943
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,564
-I want a Barbie!
-No.

944
00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:34,517
This isn't even a real Barbie.

945
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,024
You‘ve got a real Barbie at home
that Santa gave you a few weeks ago.

946
00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:39,777
Santa got me a fat Barbie!
I want a skinny Barbie!

947
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,482
She's not fat. She's body positive.

948
00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:44,444
[Pete] Lita, if you put the doll back,
I‘ll get you a giant ice cream sundae.

949
00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,370
So you're rewarding this behavior?

950
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,573
-What are you thinking?
-You handle it.

951
00:43:48,668 --> 00:43:52,252
-Juan, come on, get out of there, please?
-Don't hit me! Don't hit me! I'm sorry!

952
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:55,922
I didn't hit him, okay? I never have
hit him. I would never hit a kid.

953
00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:57,339
[screaming] I want a Barbie!

954
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,508
Stop right now,
or you're not getting lunch or dinner.

955
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:02,507
We're not starving people here, okay?
I have this under control.

956
00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:05,089
Yeah, Lizzy, you body-positive whore!

957
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:07,971
Okay, you're done.
Gimme that. Give it to me.

958
00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:09,598
-Just give me that now!
-Hey, hey, hey!

959
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:12,180
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, it really looks like you've got it.

960
00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:13,811
-Scan it! Hurry!
-No.

961
00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:15,812
No! We're not doing this!

962
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:17,689
[customers gasping, murmuring]

963
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,317
-Someone videotaping this?
-Pete, where are you?

964
00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:22,114
-Where's Pete?
-You're done.

965
00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:25,193
Oh, great. You're out there?
Thank you so much.

966
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:28,738
Hey, sweetie. I brought the car,
saved you a little walking time.

967
00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,915
-We had a front space.
-Well, it's still closer.

968
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:34,244
-Hey, Pete, look at my pretty new doll.
-Oh, wow.

969
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,499
-So, you caved, huh?
-No, I did not cave.

970
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,627
I bought it for her.
It was only four bucks.

971
00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:40,674
[Ellie] Can we just get out of here,
you coward?

972
00:44:43,347 --> 00:44:43,836
[grunting, shouting]

973
00:44:43,848 --> 00:44:45,634
[grunting, shouting]

974
00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:51,560
[giggling, shouting]

975
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:56,940
Holy shit. There they are.

976
00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:59,852
Hey, Jan, Jerry? They're here.

977
00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,278
Oh, man. Kid dinged a Porsche.

978
00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,485
-Dude, what are you doing?
-I‘m sorry, I'm sorry!

979
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:08,990
All right, just don't cry, okay?

980
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,821
-He's gonna have to leave a note.
-Lita! Lita! Honey.

981
00:45:10,917 --> 00:45:13,158
It's okay.
Just help get the stuff out of the back.

982
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,834
Ellie looks dehydrated. She looks bad.

983
00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:17,287
We've got the pizza!

984
00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:19,167
Juan, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing, bud?

985
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:20,543
Oh, sorry! Oh, Christ.

986
00:45:20,635 --> 00:45:21,920
-It's so warm.
-Hey, put that down.

987
00:45:22,011 --> 00:45:22,841
Put the pizza down.

988
00:45:22,929 --> 00:45:24,965
-You can't hold it like that.
-[Ellie] Hi, Mom.

989
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:26,136
Hey, Dad.

990
00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:29,136
[gasps] You must be Lizzy.

991
00:45:29,227 --> 00:45:30,558
Yeah, hi. I‘m Lizzy.

992
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:33,557
Um, this is Lita and Juan.

993
00:45:33,981 --> 00:45:35,642
Hello, Lita.

994
00:45:36,317 --> 00:45:38,433
Hello, Juan.

995
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:42,478
I'm Grammy "Hw-an"
and this is Grandpa "Hw-erry."

996
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:44,734
Morn, can you just talk
like a normal person?

997
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,907
I like the way she says her J's.

998
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,825
-Can you please?
-It's sophisticated.

999
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:50,449
-Here you go, brother.
-Thanks, man.

1000
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:56,451
I can't get over it.
They look just like normal kids.

1001
00:45:56,545 --> 00:45:59,252
What did you think they were gonna
look like, Russ? Little pirates?

1002
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:01,831
I don't know. They're just so cute.

1003
00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,632
How is the new school?

1004
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,677
It's good. It's like-- It‘s, um--
It's school.

1005
00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,095
-Yeah.
-Awesome.

1006
00:46:08,641 --> 00:46:11,132
And what's the boy situation?
Anything exciting?

1007
00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,058
No, no. Hey, hey, leave her alone.

1008
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:15,010
She doesn't like to talk
about that kind of stuff.

1009
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,222
So just go easy.

1010
00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:19,857
What? You don't.

1011
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,903
-Actua|ly, there's this one guy, Jacob.
-Ooh, yeah?

1012
00:46:23,990 --> 00:46:26,902
Wow, that's a cute name.
Jacob. I like-- Like Jake.

1013
00:46:26,993 --> 00:46:29,075
No, honey, it's "Hway—cob."

1014
00:46:29,161 --> 00:46:30,867
Right? Right? "Hway—cob.“

1015
00:46:30,955 --> 00:46:32,911
No, no, it‘s just Jacob.

1016
00:46:32,999 --> 00:46:33,988
-Jacob.
_J__

1017
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,577
J... acob.

1018
00:46:35,668 --> 00:46:37,249
Yeah, and he's not cute.

1019
00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:41,170
He's more of like an artsy, old soul type.

1020
00:46:41,257 --> 00:46:42,167
-Yeah!
-Yeah.

1021
00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:44,089
You know, I was never
into the cute ones either.

1022
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:45,757
Nah. Cute's overrated.

1023
00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:49,008
Right, I didn't either.
I've never had a hot boyfriend, ever.

1024
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:50,087
Shut up!

1025
00:46:50,850 --> 00:46:54,058
J‘ You look like a monkey J‘

1026
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:57,395
I And you smell like one too J‘

1027
00:46:57,481 --> 00:47:00,268
-Yeah!
-[cheering]

1028
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:06,987
Lizzy, can we put the phone away
while we're at the table, please,

1029
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,189
like we talked about?

1030
00:47:08,868 --> 00:47:10,654
-Lizzy, please.
-[Pete] Give her the phone.

1031
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,406
Hey, guys, check it out.
There's some shit going down.

1032
00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:14,782
Lizzy, the phone. Now.

1033
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:20,747
Oh, is that her real mom?
Yeah, that's a harsh move.

1034
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,500
Actually, if you read
your foster parent regs,

1035
00:47:23,591 --> 00:47:27,334
you know you're not allowed to take away
any of my personal property, so...

1036
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:31,721
It's the look. She's doing the look.
Ketchup. I gotta get some ketchup.

1037
00:47:31,807 --> 00:47:35,470
Pete, you'd said you'd say something
to her next time she acts all bitchy.

1038
00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:38,056
I never said the word "bitchy.“
It was her word, not mine.

1039
00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:40,388
I am always the bad guy
because you‘re never there.

1040
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,690
I'm not gonna apologize for working.
Somebody‘s gotta deal

1041
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:45,018
with that dump of a house you bought
before it bankrupts us.

1042
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:47,353
I bought? You loved it too.
And that's not even the point.

1043
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:49,734
The point is, when you are there,
you let them get away with murder.

1044
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:52,191
I got on Lizzyjust last night
when she wouldn‘t clean up after dinner!

1045
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:54,402
-Perfect parent, huh?
-[laughs]

1046
00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:55,327
Is this funny, Kit?

1047
00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,279
I think we're all enjoying
this a little bit, Pete.

1048
00:47:57,375 --> 00:47:58,535
[all laughing]

1049
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:01,333
-[sighs]
-Okay.

1050
00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:03,994
-|‘m sorry. I'm sorry.
-[Karen] It's okay.

1051
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:06,126
I never get tired of watching
white people fight.

1052
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,957
[chuckles] Nor do |.

1053
00:48:08,052 --> 00:48:09,883
But why don't you calm down,

1054
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:13,963
and tell us, without blaming each other,
what the main issues are.

1055
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:15,594
Well, Lita is just constantly--

1056
00:48:15,684 --> 00:48:17,140
-I want--
-I don't want to!

1057
00:48:17,228 --> 00:48:18,217
[screams]

1058
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,223
And Juan, I mean,
he just doesn't use his head.

1059
00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:22,305
[video game noises]

1060
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,396
-Un|ock the window!
-And if I say anything about any of it--

1061
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:28,569
[whining] I'm so sorry. It‘s not my fault.

1062
00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:29,645
Lizzy's favorite pastime is just--

1063
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:30,855
Just leave me alone!

1064
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:32,155
Thanks for making me late.

1065
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,528
You're an asshole.

1066
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:36,160
And God forbid we actually try
to parent the little ones.

1067
00:48:36,247 --> 00:48:38,112
No, no, no, that's her territory.

1068
00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:39,572
Don't forget when Lizzy was ten

1069
00:48:39,667 --> 00:48:41,908
her mother would disappear
for weeks at a time,

1070
00:48:42,002 --> 00:48:45,165
leaving Lizzy to parent Juan
and Lita all by herself.

1071
00:48:45,256 --> 00:48:48,373
[Sharon] Yeah, she's not just gonna step
aside and let you two take over.

1072
00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:50,458
Are you saying that we should
let her parent the kids?

1073
00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:51,793
Are you paying attention?

1074
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,048
She's 15. She's a terrible parent.

1075
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:55,425
She needs to be a kid.

1076
00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,098
Now, you gotta step up
and become the parents.

1077
00:48:58,185 --> 00:49:00,972
-But you just said she won‘t let us.
-Nope, she won't.

1078
00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:03,179
You know, Karen, you've been
a godsend through most of this,

1079
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:04,889
but you're just about to piss me off!

1080
00:49:04,984 --> 00:49:08,852
Pete, you won't get anywhere with her
until you two get on the same page.

1081
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,402
-Right?
-That's right.

1082
00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:12,696
And, you know,
if she's hostile with you again,

1083
00:49:12,783 --> 00:49:14,614
maybe try using the three R's.

1084
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:17,489
Okay? Number one: regulate.

1085
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:21,405
“Lizzy, why don't you take
some deep breaths, count to ten."

1086
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:23,582
Number two: relate.

1087
00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:25,330
"I understand that you're upset.

1088
00:49:25,421 --> 00:49:27,082
Nobody likes to feel this way.“

1089
00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:30,131
-[whispers] That's good.
-Number three: reason.

1090
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,708
"Lizzy, it's okay to be angry.

1091
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:36,428
What‘s not okay
is to threaten to slash our throats

1092
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,471
in the middle of the night
when we're asleep."

1093
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:39,765
-Hmm?
-What?

1094
00:49:39,852 --> 00:49:41,308
I'm sorry, did I...?

1095
00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:43,056
That was actually us. Our story.

1096
00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:44,262
-Yeah.
-Last session.

1097
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,555
The little guy didn't
follow through with it though.

1098
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:47,981
[all laughing]

1099
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,476
-Well, not yet!
-Not yet.

1100
00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:51,856
[all laughing]

1101
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:53,483
Sorry, but we shouldn‘t be laughing.

1102
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:57,658
No, it's actually important to have
a sense of humor about this kind of thing.

1103
00:49:57,745 --> 00:50:00,908
That‘s right. You gotta laugh
or you'll never make it through this.

1104
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:01,828
That is right.

1105
00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:05,328
Speaking of which,
next up we have October,

1106
00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:07,876
who still hasn't been matched
with a child.

1107
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:09,544
Well, there's some good news.

1108
00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:12,374
-[a|l laughing]
-Ha-ha-ha.

1109
00:50:12,468 --> 00:50:15,835
So, together we're all gonna decide
which chore we'd like to do

1110
00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:17,841
and then each week we'll mix it up.

1111
00:50:17,932 --> 00:50:20,093
-Can I do "Feed Meatball"?
-Yes!

1112
00:50:20,184 --> 00:50:23,472
-I want to feed Meatball!
-You can feed him next week.

1113
00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:25,644
Pete, I hope she's not serious
about all this.

1114
00:50:25,731 --> 00:50:28,689
It's notjust she, it's we.
And we are. Very serious.

1115
00:50:28,776 --> 00:50:30,437
Okay, so you want us
to wash your feet too?

1116
00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:32,143
-Oh, Lizzy.
-This is bullshit!

1117
00:50:32,238 --> 00:50:33,944
Lizzy! Hey, hey, wait, wait!

1118
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:35,146
Lizzy. Let's just--

1119
00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:38,483
Let‘s try something else.
Can we just take a moment,

1120
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,159
calm down, and take a few breaths?

1121
00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:42,612
-[inha|es, exhales]
-Please?

1122
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:44,784
[Pete] Try it.

1123
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:47,917
[inhales, exhales]

1124
00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:51,170
Nice! Nice.

1125
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:53,088
And we hear you
that you're frustrated with the chart.

1126
00:50:53,175 --> 00:50:54,881
Well, yeah. Yeah, I'm frustrated.

1127
00:50:54,969 --> 00:50:58,461
Yes! And that's okay to be frustrated!
We're all frustrated.

1128
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:01,593
So let's think about next time
how we can express ourselves better.

1129
00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:03,640
Okay. Okay. Well...

1130
00:51:04,645 --> 00:51:08,103
I don't know, maybe next time you guys...

1131
00:51:08,941 --> 00:51:11,273
try and use the three R's on me,

1132
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,726
I could barf all over the ground
because it's so nauseating!

1133
00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:15,527
I knew it wasn't gonna work with her.

1134
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:18,071
Oh, good! You're home!

1135
00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:19,615
Hi!

1136
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,034
Mom, I told you to text or call.

1137
00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:24,237
You told me to give you
a few weeks to settle in.

1138
00:51:24,331 --> 00:51:27,414
Well, it's been a few weeks,
and I want to meet my new grandkids.

1139
00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:29,287
You must be Lizzy. Come here!

1140
00:51:29,378 --> 00:51:31,539
-No, she doesn't like it when you--
-Come here!

1141
00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:34,167
Oh! I'm your Grandma Sandy.

1142
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:37,091
Anyone ever starts shit with any of you,
they have to deal with me.

1143
00:51:37,553 --> 00:51:40,090
We're family now,
and I got your back forever. You hear me?

1144
00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:41,420
Mom, just take it easy. Please.

1145
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:44,473
Oh, my God! Will you look at them!

1146
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,142
Juan, Lita, this is Sandy.
This is Pete's morn.

1147
00:51:47,229 --> 00:51:48,844
3;;

1148
00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:50,520
I could just eat you two up!

1149
00:51:50,608 --> 00:51:52,189
And how's my baby boy?

1150
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:54,141
Oh!

1151
00:51:54,236 --> 00:51:55,442
[chuckles]

1152
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:57,819
-[clears throat] Hello, dear.
-Hi.

1153
00:51:57,906 --> 00:51:59,146
Mom, you gotta give us a few minutes.

1154
00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,947
We were just in the middle
of a family meeting.

1155
00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:03,151
Perfect, because I'm a member
of the family.

1156
00:52:03,579 --> 00:52:06,070
Grandma Sandy has an announcement to make.

1157
00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:08,952
I got the whole family
tickets to Six Flags!

1158
00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:10,203
s:

1159
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:12,410
-[laughs]
-What's Six Flags?

1160
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,995
"What's Six Flags?“

1161
00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:15,920
Mom, you know what?
That's such a nice offer,

1162
00:52:16,008 --> 00:52:18,590
but things have been
a little chaotic around here,

1163
00:52:18,677 --> 00:52:19,917
and we need things to be normal.

1164
00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:24,301
I‘ll tell you what's not normal, is your
kids not knowing what Six Flags is.

1165
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,969
Your kids.

1166
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,638
Ma, it's just not a good time,
so we're not doing this, okay?

1167
00:52:31,732 --> 00:52:34,565
We're not doing this, right? We're on the
same page because of the structure thing?

1168
00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,892
Yeah, yeah.

1169
00:52:36,695 --> 00:52:38,651
Honey? Right, El?

1170
00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:41,071
[screaming]

1171
00:52:43,619 --> 00:52:46,110
-I did not cave.
-Oh, you caved.

1172
00:52:46,205 --> 00:52:47,820
Lizzy gave you the look and you caved.

1173
00:52:47,915 --> 00:52:51,078
[stammers] Okay, so maybe ljust wanted
to be the fun parent for once

1174
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:52,533
instead of being the bad guy.

1175
00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:54,334
I tried being the bad guy.
You wouldn't let me.

1176
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:58,039
Okay, fine. I'm sorry, I really am.
But look how much fun everybody‘s having.

1177
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:01,170
And Lizzy, she's actually smiling.
It's crazy.

1178
00:53:01,637 --> 00:53:02,922
Hey! Did you have fun?

1179
00:53:03,013 --> 00:53:04,719
You don't have to go on the kiddie rides.

1180
00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,798
I love the big rides.
You want to go on the--

1181
00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:08,716
Hey, Lizzy!

1182
00:53:08,936 --> 00:53:10,767
-He
y, what's up?
-Hi! I

1183
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,845
-Good to see you!
-Good to see you too!

1184
00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,599
Hey, hey. What's up?

1185
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:19,811
Uh, Kylie, Savanna, these are my, um...

1186
00:53:20,698 --> 00:53:21,653
fosters.

1187
00:53:21,740 --> 00:53:23,947
-Yeah, yeah.
-We‘re the fosters!

1188
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,444
Right, so I‘ll see you guys later, okay?

1189
00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,527
Actually we were just gonna go
on the water ride.

1190
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:29,202
Oh, let her go with her friends.

1191
00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:32,622
They don't want to be stuck here
with a bunch of old farts like you two.

1192
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:35,747
They want to ride the big stuff
and check out the hot boys.

1193
00:53:35,838 --> 00:53:37,999
[chuckles] Here's a hundred.

1194
00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:40,251
Buy yourselves some souvenirs
and junk food.

1195
00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:43,379
-Uh-huh.
-Thanks, Grandma Sandy. Thanks!

1196
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:45,085
All right, cool.

1197
00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:47,762
Uh, okay, I'll meet you guys
at the front at--

1198
00:53:47,850 --> 00:53:49,260
What time are we going back to your house?

1199
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:54,061
We're going back to our house,
where we all live, at 7:00!

1200
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:56,104
Okay, I'll see you then. Bye!

1201
00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:58,807
-Mom, what are you doing? You can't--
-Oh, no!

1202
00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:01,518
Little Juanny‘s upchucking
in the trash bin!

1203
00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:03,274
You all right, peanut?

1204
00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:06,444
Was it all the funnel cakes we ate?

1205
00:54:06,535 --> 00:54:08,947
-Oh. Oh, oh.
-[groaning]

1206
00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:12,613
[clicking]

1207
00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:21,789
[Ellie] I know she's getting these texts.
I can see the dots.

1208
00:54:22,801 --> 00:54:25,338
[Pete] Maybe she ran off,
or maybe something happened to her.

1209
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:28,592
No, she didn't. She's just treating us
like another set of fosters.

1210
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,013
[hip-hop playing through speakers]

1211
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:31,636
[Lizzy] All right, bye.

1212
00:54:32,352 --> 00:54:34,092
Thanks for the ride. I love you!

1213
00:54:34,396 --> 00:54:35,602
I'm the bad guy. Watch this.

1214
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:36,678
Bye.

1215
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,104
Bye!

1216
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,729
Hey! Where the hell were you?

1217
00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:44,482
We went to the movies, and it ran
a little bit later. It‘s not a big deal.

1218
00:54:44,573 --> 00:54:47,189
Really? You couldn't have taken
five seconds to text or call us

1219
00:54:47,284 --> 00:54:49,525
and let us know nobody murdered you?
Well, guess what?

1220
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:51,827
-You're grounded.
-I'm grounded?

1221
00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:53,825
Yeah. You're grounded
because I just grounded you.

1222
00:54:53,916 --> 00:54:55,577
Before you weren't grounded,
you weren't anything,

1223
00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:58,249
and then I just said that thing
that I said, and now you're grounded!

1224
00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:01,329
-We've been waiting one hour for you!
-I‘m the bad guy. Calm down.

1225
00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:02,913
-He's the bad guy.
-You're not going anywhere.

1226
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:04,214
-You're done!
-Done!

1227
00:55:04,301 --> 00:55:05,962
-Don't want to hear it!
-You know what?

1228
00:55:06,053 --> 00:55:08,044
When I was nine I lived in a crack house.

1229
00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:11,301
So I'm pretty sure the multiplex
is a comparatively safe environment.

1230
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:12,597
[Sandy] Oh, no. No.

1231
00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:14,640
You don't play
that troubled past card with us.

1232
00:55:15,062 --> 00:55:16,643
Your butt‘s in a sling, missy!

1233
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:19,062
-Oh, Grandma Sandy, I forgot.
-What?

1234
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,059
I got you, um...

1235
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:23,642
Oh, sweet Jesus.

1236
00:55:23,737 --> 00:55:26,854
Will you look at this?
I'm gonna wear it every day.

1237
00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:28,905
Oh, come here!

1238
00:55:29,952 --> 00:55:32,193
You know, this reminds me of when Pete

1239
00:55:32,287 --> 00:55:34,949
and his little degenerate friends
stole a pizza truck.

1240
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,497
-She's good. She's good.
-Oh, God.

1241
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,324
You two gonna stand there all night,

1242
00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:42,331
or do we try to get these kids to bed
at a decent hour?

1243
00:55:42,798 --> 00:55:45,039
You remember I told you
we weren't special enough for this?

1244
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,374
-We were doing fine.
-You said that we were in a rut.

1245
00:55:47,469 --> 00:55:49,175
Maybe we were spoiled
and didn‘t appreciate the rut.

1246
00:55:49,263 --> 00:55:51,299
The rut was easy and quiet.
You know, I miss the rut.

1247
00:55:51,390 --> 00:55:52,675
But you had to be a mommy.

1248
00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:55,132
Whose idea was it
to go and talk to the teenagers?

1249
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:57,764
We could've had a toddler who doesn't
have opinions and thong unden/vear.

1250
00:55:57,855 --> 00:56:00,221
-What?
-You pushed us into some next-level shit!

1251
00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:02,351
Look, we can't start
turning on each other here.

1252
00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:05,058
If we just stay calm and we work together,

1253
00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:08,065
we can find a way to get
these little assholes out of our house!

1254
00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,112
-Now we‘re talking!
-Right?

1255
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,532
-That's exactly what I was thinking.
-Hel|o!

1256
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:15,452
-I hate them so much.
-Me too. They're the worst.

1257
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,825
They're so ungrateful.
We're doing everything for them.

1258
00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:19,702
-And they could give two shits.
-Right?

1259
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,033
But guess what?

1260
00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:22,413
They're not adopted yet.

1261
00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:24,995
No. No, they're not.

1262
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,330
We could just...

1263
00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:28,756
put 'em back.

1264
00:56:29,177 --> 00:56:32,294
I mean, yes, we would look like
the worst people in the world, but...

1265
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,801
Yeah, we would. And right now
everybody thinks we're saints.

1266
00:56:34,892 --> 00:56:36,257
I know. I love that part.

1267
00:56:36,351 --> 00:56:38,262
I do love that part.
That's the only good part.

1268
00:56:41,481 --> 00:56:44,018
What if we say
that some relatives came fonNard?

1269
00:56:44,443 --> 00:56:46,525
The courts took 'em.
There's nothing we could do.

1270
00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:49,820
Right? We squirt a few tears,
we act super devastated.

1271
00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:51,818
That's good. That‘s good.
That's very good.

1272
00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,446
And we get our clean house
and date night back.

1273
00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:57,820
And everybody feels sorry for us.

1274
00:56:57,915 --> 00:56:58,995
-Yes!
-Right?

1275
00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,492
Get some presents maybe.

1276
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:01,824
[both chuckle]

1277
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:07,746
We're never gonna do that.

1278
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:09,414
No.

1279
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:13,426
It's a nice thought, but we're--

1280
00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,927
-We're stuck, aren't we?
-Yeah, we are.

1281
00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:21,010
You know, we gotta just accept
that we made a terrible mistake

1282
00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:22,810
and our life is mostly gonna suck now.

1283
00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:25,851
-Good night, honey.
-[chuckles]

1284
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,894
[exhales]

1285
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:47,169
All right,
one nail on each side of the slat.

1286
00:57:47,255 --> 00:57:49,496
-Okay.
-On both ends, okay?

1287
00:57:49,591 --> 00:57:51,752
-"Look."
-Yes, excellent.

1288
00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:53,379
[Meatball whining]

1289
00:57:56,264 --> 00:57:59,301
What are you doing? You want to get in?
You wanna say hi to Lizzy?

1290
00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:01,387
[Lizzy chattering]

1291
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,185
Speak of the devil.

1292
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:06,058
-[picking on strings]
-What are they doing here?

1293
00:58:06,149 --> 00:58:07,685
You never said
I couldn't have any people over.

1294
00:58:07,776 --> 00:58:11,143
Everybody knows you can't have people over
when you're grounded.

1295
00:58:11,238 --> 00:58:12,068
And you know that too,

1296
00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:14,612
because they obviously came in
through the window.

1297
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,782
This place is disgusting, by the way.

1298
00:58:16,868 --> 00:58:19,951
-God, what a Nazi bitch.
-What did you call me?

1299
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,869
I don't know,
you just seem like a Nazi bitch.

1300
00:58:21,957 --> 00:58:23,788
Get out. Now.

1301
00:58:23,875 --> 00:58:25,740
Out. Both of you, out. Go! Now!

1302
00:58:25,836 --> 00:58:26,996
No, you get out of my room.

1303
00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:30,500
No, no, I'm staying in your black room.
These guys are leaving.

1304
00:58:30,590 --> 00:58:32,706
No, out the window, Pussy Riot!
Way you came in!

1305
00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:34,086
-Out, now!
-Holy shit!

1306
00:58:34,177 --> 00:58:35,508
Out! Out!

1307
00:58:35,595 --> 00:58:37,756
-Oh!
-[Lizzy] You're literally crazy!

1308
00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:39,008
[Ellie] You're driving me crazy!

1309
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:41,306
[Lizzy] Oh, my God. What are you doing?

1310
00:58:41,393 --> 00:58:44,180
-You're acting like you're a psychopath.
-Start the car.

1311
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:47,684
-What is going on in there?
-Lizzy, please, I said you're grounded.

1312
00:58:47,774 --> 00:58:50,311
-Where are you going?
-I‘m calling my caseworker.

1313
00:58:50,402 --> 00:58:51,687
That's a good idea, huh?

1314
00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:54,736
Get CPS to come, make your little brother
and sister pack up their court bears

1315
00:58:54,823 --> 00:58:57,280
and trash bags in the middle of the night
and move them back to the Muskies?

1316
00:58:57,367 --> 00:58:59,153
-That'll be really good for them.
-Better than you.

1317
00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:00,734
No! Not better than me!

1318
00:59:00,829 --> 00:59:02,990
I can't with you.
Can you please deal with her, Pete?

1319
00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:05,572
-Hey, Lizzy, you're gonna--
-We're really good people!

1320
00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:08,830
We just want to make a nice home for you.
Is that so wrong?

1321
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,582
You're just another white lady
who wants to adopt little charity orphans

1322
00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:12,879
to make you feel good about yourself.

1323
00:59:12,966 --> 00:59:15,423
Pete, you tell her
what my nationality is! Tell her!

1324
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:16,625
Well, actually by blood she is--

1325
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,928
I'm one-eighth Comanche, okay?
So I'm not that white!

1326
00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,971
And do I look like I feel good
about myself right now?

1327
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:23,845
Okay, then tell me! Please tell me!

1328
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,426
Why did you suddenly feel
the urge to get foster kids?

1329
00:59:27,522 --> 00:59:30,138
Because we... It was... I mean, I...

1330
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:32,440
-"Pete, please?" Exactly.
-No, I--

1331
00:59:32,527 --> 00:59:33,733
Hey, you're not going anywhere.

1332
00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:36,232
Stop right there! I mean it.
Don't open that door.

1333
00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,530
Hey! Do not get in that car, you hear me?

1334
00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:41,574
Don‘t shut that door, I mean it!

1335
00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,619
Good. Now can we just go inside
so we can talk about this?

1336
00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:46,162
Juan, drop it right now!

1337
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,044
[nail gun shoots]

1338
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,215
[no audible dialogue]

1339
01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:04,631
[Juan gasping]

1340
01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:08,973
-[Pete chatters]
-What are you doing? Take it out!

1341
01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:10,725
No, better to leave it in
till we get to the hospital.

1342
01:00:10,816 --> 01:00:12,647
You're okay. You're okay, buddy.
We‘re here.

1343
01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:13,769
We're here. You're okay.

1344
01:00:14,361 --> 01:00:15,851
Stay still. I got to wrap it up.

1345
01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:18,107
Relax.
We'll get you there in one second, okay?

1346
01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:19,028
You're--

1347
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,072
-Oh, honey, Juan is gonna be okay.
-Come on.

1348
01:00:21,159 --> 01:00:22,239
[Juan groaning]

1349
01:00:24,329 --> 01:00:25,159
[Juan groans]

1350
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:28,079
You know what?
Tell the girls we need their car. Now!

1351
01:00:28,166 --> 01:00:30,202
Get out! Move your ass! Come on!

1352
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,876
-I got you, buddy. I got you.
-Get in, get in, get in.

1353
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:34,874
I got you.

1354
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:37,376
[Ellie] Seat belts on, everybody!
Seat belts on.

1355
01:00:37,467 --> 01:00:39,048
You're a brave boy, you hear me?
Look at me.

1356
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:40,251
You're so brave. Yeah?

1357
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:45,297
Hello! Hey, help, please.

1358
01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,383
-What happened?
-He's got a nail in his foot.

1359
01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:49,138
I didn't want to take it out,
just in case.

1360
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:51,094
That was very smart.
Put him right on this gurney.

1361
01:00:51,189 --> 01:00:52,269
Hey, buddy.

1362
01:00:52,357 --> 01:00:54,143
It's all right, buddy. We're here.

1363
01:00:54,234 --> 01:00:55,098
Are you the mother?

1364
01:00:55,193 --> 01:00:57,024
-Yes. Oh, I'm his foster mom.
-Okay.

1365
01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:59,569
Right this way, Dad.
Hey, buddy, what's your name?

1366
01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,610
Juan, we're gonna clean this off,
give you a little anesthetic,

1367
01:01:02,701 --> 01:01:04,237
and then take this nail out.

1368
01:01:05,036 --> 01:01:07,493
Hold my hand. It's just gonna be
a little pinch, okay? Look at me.

1369
01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:09,367
Hold my hand, hold my hand.

1370
01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:10,697
-A little bit of a sting.
{gasping}

1371
01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:12,077
Stop! Stop!

1372
01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:13,625
-[Pete] It's almost over.
-[doctor] That's it.

1373
01:01:13,712 --> 01:01:15,668
[Pete] It's done! It's done. It's done.

1374
01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:18,254
I think we should take Lita to the lobby.

1375
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,206
You want to go with her
or stay here with Juan?

1376
01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:22,463
[crying]

1377
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:23,506
You take her.

1378
01:01:31,271 --> 01:01:32,636
-Come here.
-Hey, I'm right here.

1379
01:01:32,731 --> 01:01:33,971
He's okay.

1380
01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:35,601
You're so brave.

1381
01:01:36,985 --> 01:01:38,600
You're doing so good, buddy.

1382
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:43,689
So he doesn‘t have to wear
a cast or anything?

1383
01:01:43,783 --> 01:01:44,989
-It's just stitches?
-Yeah.

1384
01:01:45,076 --> 01:01:46,657
-Well, that's good news.
-[E|Iie] Yeah.

1385
01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:49,653
And how did this happen?

1386
01:01:49,748 --> 01:01:51,158
It was my fault. I walked away,

1387
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:53,456
and I left the gun there.
Juan just picked it up.

1388
01:01:53,543 --> 01:01:55,659
No. It wasn't theirfault. It was mine.

1389
01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:58,454
l was trying to leave in a car
and I wasn't supposed to,

1390
01:01:58,548 --> 01:02:01,085
and then they got distracted,
and then I yelled at Juan,

1391
01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,461
and he dropped the thing on his foot...

1392
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,168
Sweetie, don't be ridiculous. I should
never have left the nail gun there.

1393
01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:08,221
Pete, shut up! This is the kind of stuff
they move kids for, okay?

1394
01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:09,969
It wasn't their fault.
They didn't do anything.

1395
01:02:10,060 --> 01:02:11,971
I should be the one
getting in trouble right now.

1396
01:02:12,062 --> 01:02:14,929
It's okay. Why don't you, uh,
come on over here? Excuse me.

1397
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:18,227
And, uh, let's talk about what happened.

1398
01:02:21,529 --> 01:02:23,019
[mouthing words]

1399
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:26,485
So, uh, nobody's being moved.

1400
01:02:36,044 --> 01:02:37,750
Hey. What's wrong?

1401
01:02:38,255 --> 01:02:41,042
Uh, l have no idea.
ljust woke up this morning and...

1402
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,210
Damn it. [laughs]

1403
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:45,463
You know what? I think I can help.

1404
01:02:48,265 --> 01:02:49,471
l have a...

1405
01:02:50,225 --> 01:02:52,637
l have this really great detangler.
You want me to...?

1406
01:02:54,604 --> 01:02:56,640
-Sure, yeah. Yeah, whatever, yeah.
-Yeah?

1407
01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,221
Okay, uh, here.

1408
01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:02,643
Have a seat, and I'll... Yeah.

1409
01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:04,644
Okay. [chuckles]

1410
01:03:04,739 --> 01:03:07,526
-Wow, how'd this happen?
-I don't know.

1411
01:03:07,617 --> 01:03:08,447
Yeah.

1412
01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:10,196
Just let me know if it pulls, okay?

1413
01:03:18,420 --> 01:03:20,376
Okay. That's good.

1414
01:03:21,131 --> 01:03:23,873
-Better, yeah?
-Oh, wow. Yeah. Thank you.

1415
01:03:24,175 --> 01:03:26,211
Let me just smooth it out for you.

1416
01:03:57,167 --> 01:03:58,327
Thank you.

1417
01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:02,077
No problem. It's all gone.

1418
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:20,186
-You all set?
-Yep.

1419
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:22,355
-Hey, thanks for the lunch.
-No problem.

1420
01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:27,360
Oh, is that that boy Jacob?

1421
01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:29,187
The one that just picked up
that bit of trash?

1422
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:32,945
-Don't freak out about it.
-No! Why would I freak out about it?

1423
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,572
He looks like an artistic type,
like you said.

1424
01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:37,278
-You think so?
-Definitely!

1425
01:04:37,749 --> 01:04:39,080
-Look at that face.
-Yeah.

1426
01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,533
Conscientious. Picking up trash.

1427
01:04:41,628 --> 01:04:43,960
Yeah. Yeah, he is. Yeah.

1428
01:04:45,006 --> 01:04:46,337
Well, have a good day.

1429
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:48,506
-Thanks. You too.
-Okay.

1430
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,293
All right. Careful with your foot, Juan.
Bye, Lita.

1431
01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:53,587
Well, did you see that?

1432
01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:55,964
Definitely starting to hate me
a bit less, right?

1433
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:57,014
Maybe.

1434
01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:02,269
-Hi, Lizzy.
-Hey, Charlie.

1435
01:05:04,275 --> 01:05:05,310
Hi, Jacob.

1436
01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,896
Wassup, baby girl?

1437
01:05:07,987 --> 01:05:10,069
Nothing. How you doing?

1438
01:05:10,865 --> 01:05:12,446
I'm good. Cleaning up your mess.

1439
01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,070
[chuckles]

1440
01:05:16,121 --> 01:05:18,578
Well, why don't you get into school
before you get me in trouble.

1441
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:20,204
All right, fine.

1442
01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:21,907
-Text me.
-Okay.

1443
01:05:29,342 --> 01:05:30,627
[groans]

1444
01:05:30,718 --> 01:05:31,798
[whistle blows]

1445
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:34,294
-Hey, hon.
-Hey.

1446
01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:36,505
-Hi. How's she doing?
-She's good.

1447
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:40,308
Oh. Yeah. And check this out.
I got here early, and Lizzy saw me,

1448
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:43,228
and she came over,
and just starts talking.

1449
01:05:43,565 --> 01:05:44,645
-To you?
-Yeah!

1450
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:47,974
Not, like, full-on girl talk,
but not the usual silent treatment either.

1451
01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,525
She was telling me about that kid Jacob,

1452
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:52,274
and how he doesn't say much
so she can't tell if he likes her.

1453
01:05:52,365 --> 01:05:55,653
Next thing I know I'm in full mom mode,
giving her advice, like,

1454
01:05:55,743 --> 01:05:58,701
"Well, sometimes with the quiet types
you'll have to make the first move."

1455
01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:01,530
Wait. You said "make a move“?
You told her to make a move on a boy?

1456
01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:04,240
This kid is harmless, baby. Trust me.

1457
01:06:04,335 --> 01:06:07,077
I'm thrilled she even likes him.
I totally pegged her for the bad boys.

1458
01:06:07,172 --> 01:06:09,163
[Lita crying]

1459
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:10,372
-What happened?
-What happened?

1460
01:06:10,467 --> 01:06:11,832
Juan broke Potato Chips.

1461
01:06:11,926 --> 01:06:14,212
Calm down. I'm gonna fix her, okay?
Here you go. See?

1462
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,169
Thanks, Daddy.

1463
01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:21,220
Did you hear that?
I just got my first "Daddy"!

1464
01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,300
That's--

1465
01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:23,384
You suck!

1466
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,846
No fair! lwant some of that. Hey, honey.

1467
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,682
-Lita, can I help you with anything?
-Nope!

1468
01:06:28,776 --> 01:06:30,357
No, what? Are you talking to me?

1469
01:06:30,445 --> 01:06:31,776
-Who am I?
-E|lie.

1470
01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:34,104
Juan. Buddy, come here!

1471
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:35,901
Come here, Son.

1472
01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:39,071
How's your foot? You okay?
You okay if I call you "Son"?

1473
01:06:39,162 --> 01:06:40,743
-Sure.
-[sighs]

1474
01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:43,621
-Where's Lizzy?
-Right there. See her?

1475
01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:44,868
Oh, yeah, she's right there.

1476
01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:31,665
[drawer slams]

1477
01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:33,956
She just comes out here,
she takes all this stuff out,

1478
01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,587
and she can't bother
with the one second it takes

1479
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:39,135
to close a stupid door
or put anything in the sink.

1480
01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,177
What happened?

1481
01:07:40,265 --> 01:07:43,007
I found my hairbrush
in the toilet this morning.

1482
01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,762
-What?
-[Lizzy] I told you that wasn't me!

1483
01:07:44,852 --> 01:07:47,309
Of course it was you.
I left it in the bathroom for you!

1484
01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:49,103
Juan and Lita aren't even up yet.

1485
01:07:49,190 --> 01:07:51,397
I'm up now, Miss Noisy Pants.

1486
01:07:51,484 --> 01:07:52,940
I'm sorry, sweetie.

1487
01:07:53,027 --> 01:07:54,437
I thought we were really connecting.

1488
01:07:54,529 --> 01:07:57,817
I left it there for her with a nice little
note, with hearts on it and stuff.

1489
01:07:57,907 --> 01:07:59,363
-[Pete] Oh, my God.
-I didn't do it.

1490
01:07:59,450 --> 01:08:00,656
-Wow. Hello.
-What is that?

1491
01:08:00,743 --> 01:08:02,825
You're wearing that?
Are you going to a strip club?

1492
01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,278
Sorry I don't dress
like an uptight douche like you.

1493
01:08:05,373 --> 01:08:06,954
No, no.
You don't talk to my wife like that!

1494
01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:08,247
This is from Ann Taylor. Loft!

1495
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,620
You know what?
Go put some clothes on, a lot of them,

1496
01:08:10,712 --> 01:08:12,498
then get in my truck.
I‘m driving you this morning.

1497
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,126
Oh, my God! You guys are so annoying!

1498
01:08:15,216 --> 01:08:18,049
-Change the clothes.
-It's not that big ofa deal.

1499
01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:19,751
-Hey.
-Do I dress like a douche?

1500
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,711
No. Make sure she gets down to my truck.

1501
01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:23,888
-Bye, Daddy.
-Bye, sweetie.

1502
01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:29,932
[gasps] Oh!

1503
01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,391
Oh, my goodness. Oh.

1504
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,861
-Hey, what's that? Oh!
-[glass cracks]

1505
01:08:39,407 --> 01:08:40,647
Ow!

1506
01:08:41,993 --> 01:08:42,823
Oh!

1507
01:08:45,747 --> 01:08:46,702
You okay?

1508
01:08:47,707 --> 01:08:48,662
That's a shame.

1509
01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,001
[Lizzy] What are we doing here?

1510
01:08:58,635 --> 01:08:59,841
Let's go.

1511
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:02,001
I'm gonna be late for school, you know.

1512
01:09:04,432 --> 01:09:05,717
[drill whirring]

1513
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:07,298
Come on.

1514
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:10,267
Okay. So you're punishing me
with manual labor.

1515
01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:13,597
-|‘ve worked harder than you've ever--
-Yeah, I know, you‘re a badass.

1516
01:09:13,691 --> 01:09:14,931
This isn't a punishment, okay?

1517
01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:18,189
Hey! I'm Stewart. You probably...

1518
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,894
You... What's up? What's up?

1519
01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:22,526
Stewart.
Don't ever talk to her again, okay?

1520
01:09:22,617 --> 01:09:25,279
-As a matter of fact, go to lunch.
-lt's 8:15.

1521
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,532
Okay. Lunch it is.

1522
01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:30,537
Come on.

1523
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:35,576
-Put these on.
-What?

1524
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:36,752
Just put them on.

1525
01:09:37,256 --> 01:09:38,792
Lizzy, I know you're angry.

1526
01:09:39,425 --> 01:09:41,040
At us, at the world.

1527
01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:42,591
Maybe at yourself a little bit.

1528
01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,169
I don't know, and you're not talking.

1529
01:09:44,263 --> 01:09:47,346
Truth is, when I'm pissed,
I don't like to talk about it, either.

1530
01:09:47,433 --> 01:09:48,548
But you know what I do like to do?

1531
01:09:50,395 --> 01:09:52,386
-Oh!
-I like to break shit.

1532
01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:53,890
R--Really?

1533
01:09:54,982 --> 01:09:56,392
Anything in this room.

1534
01:09:57,944 --> 01:09:59,354
-Swing away.
-Okay.

1535
01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:05,773
-Huh? How'd that feel?
-It felt good!

1536
01:10:05,868 --> 01:10:07,779
-Feels good, huh? I told you.
-Yeah.

1537
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:09,326
Now-- Whoa, whoa!

1538
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:12,948
Don't waste it, all right?
I want you to do me a favor.

1539
01:10:13,584 --> 01:10:16,667
I need you to think about something
that really pisses you off.

1540
01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:17,743
-You got it?
-I got it.

1541
01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:18,919
-Are you sure?
-I got it.

1542
01:10:19,006 --> 01:10:20,587
Let's see it. Bust that shit up.

1543
01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:22,874
Yes!

1544
01:10:22,969 --> 01:10:25,130
-There you go. You like that?
-Yeah, that was good.

1545
01:10:25,221 --> 01:10:26,210
All right, come on.

1546
01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:29,634
Yeah! [laughs]

1547
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:31,466
-Whoo!
-There we go. Yes!

1548
01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:32,550
[Lizzy laughing]

1549
01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:49,487
Ho-ho! Double shot!

1550
01:10:51,122 --> 01:10:53,704
Whoo! [giggles]

1551
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:56,616
Whoa! Ooh!

1552
01:10:59,547 --> 01:11:00,536
You like that?

1553
01:11:02,925 --> 01:11:04,040
That was cool.

1554
01:11:13,269 --> 01:11:15,134
So no school today, huh?

1555
01:11:15,229 --> 01:11:16,685
Pete took me to the house you're flipping.

1556
01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:17,728
Hmm.

1557
01:11:17,815 --> 01:11:19,225
We did some demo work.

1558
01:11:19,317 --> 01:11:20,432
That's cool.

1559
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,437
Um, hey, hey, come on.

1560
01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:26,775
About that hairbrush...

1561
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:28,947
um...

1562
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,528
My mom used to brush my hair,

1563
01:11:34,499 --> 01:11:36,364
and I don't know, I'm sorry.

1564
01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,745
It's okay. I‘m sorry too.

1565
01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:42,420
-No, you have no reason to be sorry.
-No, I'm really sorry.

1566
01:11:49,972 --> 01:11:51,052
-All right.
-[Iaughs]

1567
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,971
I'm gonna go clean up.

1568
01:11:53,059 --> 01:11:54,765
Hairbrush is in the toilet,
if you need it.

1569
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:57,935
[laughing] Good one.

1570
01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:00,851
[door closes]

1571
01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:03,391
[chuckles] Thank you.

1572
01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:07,816
52%???
iii—’3 2-1;:

1573
01:12:11,744 --> 01:12:13,780
[cheering]

1574
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,124
You wanna rotate like this, okay?

1575
01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:21,913
Yeah.

1576
01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,124
Juan hit me!

1577
01:12:28,010 --> 01:12:29,841
-[grunts]
-Oh, no. Oh, God!

1578
01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,848
Hey, number three, where's your mother?

1579
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,977
-|‘m okay.
-Okay.

1580
01:12:40,064 --> 01:12:41,304
I didn't hit her!

1581
01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:44,983
-Juan, where did you put my phone?
-I didn‘t take your phone! No, I didn't!

1582
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:48,270
[cheering]

1583
01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:08,248
[Ellie chattering]

1584
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:15,137
All right! First try!

1585
01:13:15,224 --> 01:13:16,964
[laughing]

1586
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,059
[yelling, giggling]

1587
01:13:25,026 --> 01:13:26,015
[Lizzy squealing]

1588
01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:39,112
-[Lizzy] Tres.
-[Pete] Tres.

1589
01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:41,288
-[Lizzy speaks Spanish]
-[Pete repeating Spanish]

1590
01:13:41,375 --> 01:13:43,616
[speaking Spanish]

1591
01:13:43,711 --> 01:13:44,746
There you go.

1592
01:13:44,837 --> 01:13:46,828
-Dad, Dad, Dad!
-[laughing]

1593
01:13:47,673 --> 01:13:49,083
There you go, Juan.

1594
01:13:50,343 --> 01:13:51,549
Oh! [gasping]

1595
01:13:51,636 --> 01:13:52,625
Oh, gosh.

1596
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,881
Spit it out, spit it out!

1597
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:56,587
-Here, water!
-No, we need ice!

1598
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:58,468
-Water, water. Here.
-Oh, gosh.

1599
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:04,145
[Juan crying]

1600
01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:10,059
[crying continues]

1601
01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:13,233
Hey.

1602
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,360
Hey, buddy.

1603
01:14:17,078 --> 01:14:19,364
-Hey, hey, hey.
{gasping}

1604
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:22,913
Hey. It's okay, sweetie.
Did you have a bad dream?

1605
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:24,240
-[whimpers] Yeah.
-Yeah?

1606
01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:27,202
You're okay. You're safe and sound
in your bed. You're good.

1607
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:34,007
Good night, buddy.

1608
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:39,930
Good night, Mommy.

1609
01:14:44,063 --> 01:14:45,052
[whispering] What?

1610
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:47,855
What did you say?

1611
01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:50,433
Juan, what did you say?

1612
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:52,894
Did you say something, Juan?

1613
01:14:54,073 --> 01:14:55,404
Hey, Juan, what did you say?

1614
01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:56,689
Juan!

1615
01:14:58,119 --> 01:14:58,983
Juan!

1616
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:00,951
Did you say something? Juan!

1617
01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,569
Juan, what did you say?

1618
01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,239
Juan!

1619
01:15:07,753 --> 01:15:09,163
Oh, my God.

1620
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:10,869
[chuckles]

1621
01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:14,377
Good night, buddy.

1622
01:15:30,192 --> 01:15:31,932
-Hey.
-Hey!

1623
01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:35,027
-Wow, it's looking good.
-Huh? You like it?

1624
01:15:35,114 --> 01:15:38,151
Check it out. I put the storage at the end
of the island, like you suggested.

1625
01:15:38,242 --> 01:15:40,358
Oh, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1626
01:15:40,453 --> 01:15:42,614
-Great idea, by the way.
-lt's awesome.

1627
01:15:42,705 --> 01:15:44,661
-Why don't you help us hang some tile?
-Yeah.

1628
01:15:44,999 --> 01:15:46,079
[chuckles]

1629
01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,623
No, I, uh--

1630
01:15:48,461 --> 01:15:50,201
So, there's, um...

1631
01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:55,043
There's something I'd like to do and I was
hoping I'd get your help setting it up.

1632
01:15:55,134 --> 01:15:57,466
-Sure. What are we setting up?
-Of course. Anything.

1633
01:15:57,553 --> 01:16:00,636
Um... So I was talking
to Karen and Sharon,

1634
01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,342
and they...

1635
01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:06,763
Uh, my mom got out a few months ago, so...

1636
01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:08,389
And I haven't seen her.

1637
01:16:08,814 --> 01:16:10,725
You know, I was hoping I could see her.

1638
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,398
-Yeah, sure.
-Yeah, of course.

1639
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:14,566
-I mean, that‘s...
-Yeah.

1640
01:16:15,279 --> 01:16:17,019
Cool. Thanks.

1641
01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,820
-Yeah.
-|t's cool. Great.

1642
01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,156
-Okay.
-Thanks.

1643
01:16:22,119 --> 01:16:22,949
You, uh...

1644
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,160
I‘ll just wait outside. Okay.

1645
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:31,283
[ducks quacking]

1646
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:41,001
Mom!

1647
01:16:47,144 --> 01:16:48,680
Hi.

1648
01:16:48,771 --> 01:16:51,183
-Hi, Mom.
-[speaking Spanish]

1649
01:16:55,069 --> 01:16:56,684
Juan, Lita.

1650
01:16:56,779 --> 01:16:58,815
Hey, Juan, Lita, come on!

1651
01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,147
Come on.

1652
01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:03,111
What's wrong? Come on.

1653
01:17:03,994 --> 01:17:06,030
I want to stay with Mom.

1654
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:07,737
Your mommy's over there.

1655
01:17:07,832 --> 01:17:09,697
-[Pete] It's okay, sweetheart.
-[E|Iie] It's okay, honey.

1656
01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:11,373
-We‘re gonna go with you.
-We‘re right here.

1657
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:13,868
-We'|| walk together.
-Come on.

1658
01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,290
Slow down.

1659
01:17:19,385 --> 01:17:20,500
[laughs]

1660
01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:23,336
Oh, my babies, you got so big!

1661
01:17:23,430 --> 01:17:26,217
Come, mi amor. [speaks Spanish]

1662
01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:28,549
[woman] Hi, I'm Sue.
I'm Carla's caseworker.

1663
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,135
-You must be Pete and Ellie?
-Yeah, I'm Pete. Hi.

1664
01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:34,729
Hey. I'm Ellie.

1665
01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:36,933
-This is Carla. She's--
-Their mom.

1666
01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:40,944
Hi. I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you.

1667
01:17:42,616 --> 01:17:43,605
I‘m Pete.

1668
01:17:46,328 --> 01:17:49,536
Hey, I wanted to say thank you
for watching them while I was...

1669
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:51,197
No problem.

1670
01:17:51,292 --> 01:17:54,955
They've been doing great.
Juan started playing piano, right, buddy?

1671
01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:57,001
And Lita just got 100
on her last spelling test,

1672
01:17:57,089 --> 01:17:58,750
and Lizzy's soccer team is undefeated.

1673
01:17:58,841 --> 01:18:00,547
All right, so you guys
gonna pick us up at 4:00?

1674
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:04,009
Okay.

1675
01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,841
-We‘ll see you in a bit.
-Yeah, we'll be back.

1676
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:09,423
-We'll be back soon.
-Bye, guys. Nice to meet you.

1677
01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:13,222
[sighs]

1678
01:18:20,362 --> 01:18:21,522
You okay?

1679
01:18:22,406 --> 01:18:23,566
"Thanks for watching them"?

1680
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:26,319
Like we've just been fricking
babysitting for five months?

1681
01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,908
[Ellie] She‘s just not
what I pictured at all.

1682
01:18:28,996 --> 01:18:30,236
She's...

1683
01:18:30,331 --> 01:18:31,662
She kind of looks normal.

1684
01:18:32,583 --> 01:18:35,746
I feel bad, like we're
breaking up a family.

1685
01:18:36,253 --> 01:18:37,993
We didn't take her kids, Ellie.

1686
01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:39,874
The courts did. And don't forget why.

1687
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:42,377
Those kids were living like feral cats
in a crack house.

1688
01:18:42,468 --> 01:18:45,301
I know, I know, but she kind of...

1689
01:18:45,804 --> 01:18:46,793
She looks okay.

1690
01:18:46,889 --> 01:18:49,255
I mean, Sharon said she's been
clean for four months.

1691
01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:51,762
Yeah, she got clean
because she was in jail, Ellie.

1692
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:56,303
Look at the way Lizzys looking at her.

1693
01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:00,016
She's still her mom.

1694
01:19:00,778 --> 01:19:02,860
-[engine starts]
-We didn‘t take her kids, Ellie.

1695
01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:07,444
[Kit] So I said, "Young lady,

1696
01:19:07,534 --> 01:19:10,822
we hear about you throwing food
in the cafeteria one more time,

1697
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,653
and you‘re gonna have
a couple of lunch dates.“

1698
01:19:12,748 --> 01:19:13,703
[all laughing]

1699
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,998
Next day, the behavior continued.

1700
01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:19,710
So we went to the school
and joined her in the cafeteria.

1701
01:19:20,339 --> 01:19:23,081
Chattin' up all her middle school BFFs.

1702
01:19:23,509 --> 01:19:26,842
I walked them through some of my better
bird-watching stories.

1703
01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:28,715
They were completely uninterested.

1704
01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:31,388
-[Iaughing]
-But that food throwing has stopped!

1705
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,970
-[cheering]
-[Karen] Good. Good.

1706
01:19:34,061 --> 01:19:35,597
Would you like to share your news?

1707
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,224
About the couch fire?

1708
01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:41,314
No. About your .26 hearing.

1709
01:19:41,402 --> 01:19:42,391
[Kit] Yes.

1710
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:47,029
The court has legally cleared us...

1711
01:19:49,868 --> 01:19:50,948
to adopt.

1712
01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:52,655
[woman] Aw!

1713
01:19:52,746 --> 01:19:55,488
To adopt Tina and Ryan!

1714
01:19:55,582 --> 01:19:56,571
Yay!

1715
01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:57,873
That is so great.

1716
01:19:57,960 --> 01:19:59,791
Congratulations, guys.
I'm so happy for you.

1717
01:20:02,548 --> 01:20:05,540
That is such great news.
I‘m so happy for both of you.

1718
01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:08,714
And next we have Pete and Ellie.

1719
01:20:11,557 --> 01:20:12,717
Well,

1720
01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:17,309
you know, our kids have, what, had now,
four visits with their birth mom?

1721
01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:20,854
And every time they do,
they're just crazy for a few days after.

1722
01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,478
-[shouting]
-[playing "Chopsticks“j

1723
01:20:23,569 --> 01:20:24,729
[Lita screeching]

1724
01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:25,650
Holy--

1725
01:20:25,738 --> 01:20:29,071
And just when things finally
start to feel normal again,

1726
01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:30,238
they have another visit.

1727
01:20:30,326 --> 01:20:33,614
Yeah, we just feel so rejected.

1728
01:20:33,704 --> 01:20:37,663
And I know this probably makes me
a really bad person,

1729
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:41,493
but I just keep wishing
that their mom would go back to prison.

1730
01:20:41,587 --> 01:20:43,202
[Karen] You're not a bad person.

1731
01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:45,879
When someone does terrible things
to the children we love,

1732
01:20:45,966 --> 01:20:48,048
it's not easy to find empathy for them,

1733
01:20:48,135 --> 01:20:50,547
but we have to try, people.

1734
01:20:50,637 --> 01:20:51,843
Whatever happens,

1735
01:20:51,930 --> 01:20:54,387
the time that your kids spent with you

1736
01:20:54,475 --> 01:20:56,761
-made a big difference in their lives.
-Mm-hmm.

1737
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:59,639
Yeah, I know,
but then we're just supposed to...

1738
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,062
Wait.

1739
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:04,561
-Did you say "made“ a difference?
-Yeah, she did.

1740
01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:06,266
We-We'll talk after.

1741
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:08,774
No. She said "made."
That's past tense. There's a difference.

1742
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:10,695
I wanna know what's going on, Karen.

1743
01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:13,402
Well...

1744
01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:18,533
Since Lizzy's mom has been keeping up
with her reunification steps...

1745
01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:23,667
the judge changed your .26 hearing
to a Change of Circumstances hearing

1746
01:21:23,754 --> 01:21:27,588
where he'll decide
if the kids are ready to reunite.

1747
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:28,956
Nice.

1748
01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:30,799
Really nice.

1749
01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:32,717
No, this is...

1750
01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:33,968
[sighs]

1751
01:21:34,515 --> 01:21:35,846
You weren't gonna share that with us?

1752
01:21:35,933 --> 01:21:37,924
We've been dealing with all of this shit!

1753
01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:41,101
I mean, the tantrums,
the messes, the attitude.

1754
01:21:41,188 --> 01:21:44,100
I have played 150 games
of Candy Land with Lita.

1755
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,647
You ever play fricking Candy Land?

1756
01:21:45,734 --> 01:21:47,349
-It's brutal!
-It's very dull.

1757
01:21:47,444 --> 01:21:49,526
We're making connections. Okay?

1758
01:21:49,613 --> 01:21:51,103
ljust taught Lita how to ride a bike,

1759
01:21:51,198 --> 01:21:53,564
Juan and l bonded over Rocky Ill.

1760
01:21:53,659 --> 01:21:55,320
And now Mom's ready to reunite?

1761
01:21:55,953 --> 01:21:57,864
Pete, Ellie...

1762
01:21:57,955 --> 01:21:59,661
I understand your frustration.

1763
01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:04,454
But we all need to keep in mind
that until the kids are adopted,

1764
01:22:04,545 --> 01:22:09,255
the primary goal of the system
is family preservation.

1765
01:22:10,467 --> 01:22:13,049
-And what about preserving our family?
-Yeah.

1766
01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:15,173
Nothing has been decided yet.

1767
01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:22,138
All right, October, that leaves you.

1768
01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:25,312
Well, I have gotten a placement.

1769
01:22:25,816 --> 01:22:30,355
He is 14 and does play JV basketball.

1770
01:22:30,779 --> 01:22:32,189
But he is 5'2".

1771
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:35,273
And white, with red hair.

1772
01:22:35,659 --> 01:22:38,992
Absolutely no fundamentals whatsoever.

1773
01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:41,786
Oh, I get it. My problems seem stupid now.

1774
01:22:41,874 --> 01:22:44,456
-Why do | always have to go last?
-[laughing]

1775
01:22:45,335 --> 01:22:46,450
Stop.

1776
01:22:46,545 --> 01:22:47,625
Okay. I know. It's...

1777
01:22:47,713 --> 01:22:50,420
[clears throat] It's very unprofessional.

1778
01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:51,371
Mm-hmm.

1779
01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:03,050
This is the opposite of a support group.

1780
01:23:03,145 --> 01:23:04,681
[laughing continues]

1781
01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:06,637
What am I gonna look like?

1782
01:23:06,732 --> 01:23:08,939
You're gonna look like
a beautiful princess.

1783
01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:09,890
Oh!

1784
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,647
-[door opens]
-Do I look like a flower?

1785
01:23:12,738 --> 01:23:14,979
Hey. Hey, buddy.

1786
01:23:15,073 --> 01:23:17,655
-Mom. Hey, kids.
-Oh! Hi, honey!

1787
01:23:17,743 --> 01:23:18,778
Hey.

1788
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:22,077
-Mom!
-No, no, no. It's totally washable.

1789
01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:24,029
-It's, um--
-That's a Sharpie.

1790
01:23:25,042 --> 01:23:27,158
Oh, yeah. Oh, dear.

1791
01:23:27,252 --> 01:23:28,241
Mom.

1792
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:30,828
Can you please get off the counter, honey?
It‘s dangerous.

1793
01:23:31,381 --> 01:23:33,793
-How was care group?
-Oh, so much fun.

1794
01:23:33,884 --> 01:23:36,296
Hey, hey, hey. We have news.

1795
01:23:36,386 --> 01:23:38,627
-You're pregnant?
-Oh, my God!

1796
01:23:38,722 --> 01:23:40,804
-Why are you doing this to me?
-I‘m sorry. No?

1797
01:23:40,891 --> 01:23:42,847
It's okay. No. Just tell them.

1798
01:23:42,935 --> 01:23:43,890
-Yeah?
-Uh-huh.

1799
01:23:43,977 --> 01:23:44,807
Okay, okay.

1800
01:23:44,895 --> 01:23:48,683
We are going to adopt through foster care,
just like you guys!

1801
01:23:48,774 --> 01:23:51,106
I mean, we did not get it at first,

1802
01:23:51,193 --> 01:23:55,061
and then we met yours and saw
what a wonderful choice it was.

1803
01:23:55,155 --> 01:23:57,066
Hell of a lot cheaper than in vitro too.

1804
01:23:57,157 --> 01:24:01,241
Which is not the reason, but it's
a reason, if you're weighing factors.

1805
01:24:01,328 --> 01:24:03,193
And we start classes next week!

1806
01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:04,949
[laughs] What do you guys think?

1807
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,405
[forced laugh]

1808
01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:09,199
I think, uh...

1809
01:24:10,003 --> 01:24:12,119
I think l have to take a crap.

1810
01:24:13,507 --> 01:24:15,168
That's not the reaction
we were looking for on that.

1811
01:24:15,259 --> 01:24:16,590
She's jealous!

1812
01:24:17,094 --> 01:24:19,301
-[Lizzy] Oh! Hey!
-[E|lie] Oh, my God! What are you doing?

1813
01:24:19,388 --> 01:24:22,095
-What's going on?
-[E|lie] Please give this to me. Lizzy!

1814
01:24:22,182 --> 01:24:24,013
-You're not allowed to take my phone!
-What's she doing?

1815
01:24:24,101 --> 01:24:26,262
God! She's taking naked selfies
in the bathroom!

1816
01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,765
-She's taking naked selfies of herself?
-[Lizzy] What are you doing to my phone?

1817
01:24:28,855 --> 01:24:31,892
Deleting everything here!
Delete, delete, delete.

1818
01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:33,770
How many photos did you take?
What's wrong with you?

1819
01:24:33,860 --> 01:24:35,646
[Lizzy] Everyone does it!
It's no big deal!

1820
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,022
It's a big huge giant deal!

1821
01:24:37,114 --> 01:24:39,321
Fifteen-year—old girls
should never be naked, ever!

1822
01:24:39,408 --> 01:24:40,864
-Can you take the door?
-Is that a text?

1823
01:24:40,951 --> 01:24:42,782
Don't read my texts! Open the door!

1824
01:24:42,869 --> 01:24:45,861
"If you don't show me something soon,
I might lose interest."

1825
01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:48,493
-What? Who is this person, Lizzy?
-Open the door!

1826
01:24:48,584 --> 01:24:51,951
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Dick pic! There's a dick pic!

1827
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:55,045
Come on, kids,
we are going in the living room.

1828
01:24:55,132 --> 01:24:56,838
Is this that kid Jacob
you were talking about?

1829
01:24:56,925 --> 01:24:59,712
That sweet kid from school
is sending you photos of his beeswax?

1830
01:24:59,803 --> 01:25:01,885
Jesus, that is a trout!

1831
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:03,132
Get out of here!

1832
01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:05,384
-Lizzy!
-[Pete] Get out here now!

1833
01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:09,851
Give me the phone! Let go!

1834
01:25:10,564 --> 01:25:11,974
This is not cool, Lizzy!

1835
01:25:12,065 --> 01:25:14,351
I don't have to listen to you anymore,
Pretend Mom!

1836
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:15,307
-This isn't--
-[door slams]

1837
01:25:28,498 --> 01:25:30,238
Still think it's a wonderful choice?

1838
01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:33,245
Our foster kids aren't gonna act
like that. That‘s on you guys.

1839
01:25:33,337 --> 01:25:34,543
[blows raspberry]

1840
01:25:34,630 --> 01:25:37,463
What exactly is a dick pic?

1841
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:39,039
What do you think it is, Mom?

1842
01:25:39,134 --> 01:25:41,420
Wild guess. Dick. Pic.

1843
01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:46,722
You know, honey,
when I had... times like this,

1844
01:25:46,808 --> 01:25:48,969
I had to search myself

1845
01:25:49,061 --> 01:25:51,017
and remember...

1846
01:25:52,022 --> 01:25:55,264
why I became a mother in the first place.

1847
01:25:56,276 --> 01:25:58,187
And that was helpful.

1848
01:26:01,323 --> 01:26:04,315
[Ellie] Is this that kid Jacob‘s house?
Is that where we're going?

1849
01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:05,865
Just calm down, okay?

1850
01:26:05,952 --> 01:26:07,943
Please tell me where we are.
I don't want to get arrested.

1851
01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:10,450
Will you just trust me? Come on.

1852
01:26:18,757 --> 01:26:19,997
-Oh, hi.
-Hey.

1853
01:26:20,092 --> 01:26:23,801
I don't know if you guys remember us,
Pete and Ellie from foster orientation?

1854
01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:25,593
-Oh, yeah.
-Hi. How you doing?

1855
01:26:26,431 --> 01:26:28,672
Uh, what can we do for you?

1856
01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:31,717
[Pete] So now she wants to come back
and be Mommy again.

1857
01:26:31,812 --> 01:26:33,643
And it looks like she's got a real shot.

1858
01:26:33,730 --> 01:26:35,937
I mean, Lizzy, she's treating us
like we‘re the enemy.

1859
01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,639
So now we don't know what the hell to do.

1860
01:26:38,068 --> 01:26:40,480
So ljust thought, I mean,
your daughter turned out so great.

1861
01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:41,855
Is she up there studying?

1862
01:26:41,947 --> 01:26:43,687
Hey, Brenda, you gonna come down?

1863
01:26:43,782 --> 01:26:47,616
I thought maybe we could speak with her,
and she'd get us pumped up like before.

1864
01:26:47,703 --> 01:26:50,945
-Is that a possibility?
-Yeah, that'd be great. She was amazing.

1865
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:52,825
We could use a pep talk right now.

1866
01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:55,407
Um, Brenda is, um...

1867
01:26:56,461 --> 01:26:57,576
back in rehab.

1868
01:26:57,671 --> 01:27:00,663
-Excuse me, what?
-We caught her using a couple months ago.

1869
01:27:01,299 --> 01:27:02,755
Are you shitting me right now?

1870
01:27:02,843 --> 01:27:05,550
Her inspirational,
heartwarming, goddamn speech

1871
01:27:05,637 --> 01:27:08,674
is the reason we signed up
for this shit show in the first place!

1872
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:10,756
Now you're telling me she's back on-- Ow!

1873
01:27:10,851 --> 01:27:12,637
You listen to me, crazy woman!

1874
01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:14,639
-[gasps}
-Brenda has struggled with substance abuse

1875
01:27:14,730 --> 01:27:17,563
ever since her mother's boyfriend
started her on meth when she was 11.

1876
01:27:17,649 --> 01:27:19,230
Sometimes she stumbles.

1877
01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:20,432
But she is a good kid,

1878
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:23,485
and she's in there doing the work,
getting herself clean.

1879
01:27:23,864 --> 01:27:25,445
So you don't know what's gonna happen.

1880
01:27:25,532 --> 01:27:26,738
And this has you feeling what?

1881
01:27:26,825 --> 01:27:29,237
Frustrated? Scared? Lost? Is that it?

1882
01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:35,364
Yes! I'm a little afraid to say anything,
but yes, that's basically how we feel.

1883
01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:38,292
That's how your children feel
every day of their lives.

1884
01:27:39,129 --> 01:27:40,665
When you took this on,

1885
01:27:40,756 --> 01:27:44,624
you felt good about yourself
because you knew that it mattered, right?

1886
01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:46,337
Well, guess what.

1887
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:50,178
Things that matter are hard.

1888
01:27:51,516 --> 01:27:54,553
Now I know where Brenda
gets her inspiring speech thing.

1889
01:27:54,644 --> 01:27:57,135
Listen, guys,
right now, you're all they've got.

1890
01:27:57,230 --> 01:28:01,223
So yourjob is to keep them safe,
whether they want you to or not.

1891
01:28:01,318 --> 01:28:02,728
Wow.

1892
01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:04,563
He's got it too.

1893
01:28:06,156 --> 01:28:08,647
That was incredible. Thank you.

1894
01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:13,406
-|‘m so sorry that I blew up at you.
-I'm sorry I slapped you!

1895
01:28:13,497 --> 01:28:15,488
I know! That was crazy!

1896
01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:17,413
I know. I apologize.

1897
01:28:17,501 --> 01:28:18,991
It was good. I needed it.

1898
01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:20,666
I haven't been slapped for a long time.

1899
01:28:20,754 --> 01:28:23,336
It was a bit aggressive.
It was a little bit out of line.

1900
01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:25,004
Well, you were, honey.

1901
01:28:25,091 --> 01:28:27,082
All right, honey, we gotta go.

1902
01:28:27,177 --> 01:28:29,168
-We gotta get going.
-Take care.

1903
01:28:29,262 --> 01:28:30,877
Thank you.

1904
01:28:30,972 --> 01:28:33,588
You're on Facebook, right?
I'll find you. Okay!

1905
01:28:33,683 --> 01:28:36,095
Bye! Bye! Thank you!

1906
01:28:36,186 --> 01:28:37,676
Bye. Yeah.

1907
01:28:37,771 --> 01:28:40,012
Let‘s get in the house
right away, really quick.

1908
01:28:42,567 --> 01:28:44,558
[chattering]

1909
01:28:51,117 --> 01:28:53,699
-[E|lie] Okay, you're all set.
-Bye, Lizzy.

1910
01:28:53,787 --> 01:28:55,869
Bye, Lizzy. Have a great day.

1911
01:28:57,791 --> 01:28:59,247
[Pete] All right, look, you drop them off.

1912
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:01,700
I'm gonna find this Jacob kid
and get to the bottom of this, okay?

1913
01:29:01,795 --> 01:29:02,875
-Okay.
-All right.

1914
01:29:02,963 --> 01:29:04,954
-Wait, Pete, that's him!
-What?

1915
01:29:05,048 --> 01:29:08,040
Him? That redhead kid right there?
The kid with the soup can for a...?

1916
01:29:08,134 --> 01:29:09,214
Come on. I'm getting him.

1917
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:12,336
You! Dick pic! Hey!

1918
01:29:12,806 --> 01:29:14,091
-Hey!
-Hey! Excuse me.

1919
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,423
What's up, man?
Wanted to catch a fade, huh?

1920
01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:17,382
Dick pic!

1921
01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:20,389
Think it's okay? Sending pictures
of your knob to a 15-year-old girl?

1922
01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:22,766
You're lucky I don't end your life
right now, carrot top.

1923
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:23,893
I saw what you wrote to her:

1924
01:29:23,984 --> 01:29:26,020
"If you don't show me something,
I'm gonna lose interest."

1925
01:29:26,111 --> 01:29:28,727
That's actually sexual assault, young man.
It's disgusting!

1926
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:31,939
[mock whimpering] Not such a big man now,
are you? Come on, whip it out!

1927
01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:34,149
Show everybody those big
shaved plums you're so proud of!

1928
01:29:34,244 --> 01:29:37,031
We're gonna call your mom, tell the
principal and maybe even call the police.

1929
01:29:37,122 --> 01:29:39,738
-What do you think of that, Jacob?
-My name's not Jacob!

1930
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:41,990
-What?
-My name is Charlie.

1931
01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:43,454
[boy] That‘s Charlie.

1932
01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:45,376
-I thought you said his name was Jacob.
-Really?

1933
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:47,753
And my plums aren't shaved

1934
01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,172
-[kids laughing]
-or big.

1935
01:29:50,844 --> 01:29:54,132
I'm so sorry.
Oh, God. I'm so sorry, honey.

1936
01:29:54,222 --> 01:29:56,804
Come on, buddy, suck it up.
It's a little snafu, okay?

1937
01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:58,598
Come on. Give me a hug, Charlie.

1938
01:29:58,685 --> 01:29:59,640
All right, look at me.

1939
01:30:00,520 --> 01:30:02,135
Do you happen to know anybody named Jacob

1940
01:30:02,230 --> 01:30:04,471
who might be hanging around
with our daughter, Lizzy Viara?

1941
01:30:06,776 --> 01:30:08,641
The janitor? The adult-ass janitor?

1942
01:30:08,737 --> 01:30:10,227
-Oh, my God.
-Come on, let's get the janitor.

1943
01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:12,608
-Hey, hey, hey. I'm so sorry about this.
-Ellie, come on!

1944
01:30:12,699 --> 01:30:13,779
Thank you so much!

1945
01:30:13,867 --> 01:30:15,073
He didn't do any of that.

1946
01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,491
-Come on, Ellie.
-He didn't do any of it!

1947
01:30:16,578 --> 01:30:18,864
-Hurry up!
-I‘m so sorry, Charlie!

1948
01:30:18,955 --> 01:30:21,742
I think we‘re gonna be late for school.

1949
01:30:30,050 --> 01:30:31,130
Ellie.

1950
01:30:32,469 --> 01:30:33,879
He's on a Zamboni.

1951
01:30:33,970 --> 01:30:35,085
Come on!

1952
01:30:45,690 --> 01:30:46,679
Hey!

1953
01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:47,981
Hey, you!

1954
01:30:48,068 --> 01:30:49,649
Excuse me. I'm talking to you.

1955
01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:51,692
-How old are you, Jump Street?
-Why do you want to know?

1956
01:30:51,780 --> 01:30:54,317
-Hey, lady, gimme that. That's not yours.
-He's 22!

1957
01:30:54,407 --> 01:30:57,695
-Yeah, I'm 22. So what?
-So this won't be child abuse. Pete!

1958
01:30:58,244 --> 01:30:59,450
[grunts]

1959
01:31:00,747 --> 01:31:04,581
Hey, you ever touch, text
or think about our daughter ever again,

1960
01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:05,657
and you're a dead man.

1961
01:31:05,752 --> 01:31:07,708
I'm gonna sue you, man!
You're not even her parents!

1962
01:31:07,796 --> 01:31:09,127
Would not-her-parents do this?

1963
01:31:09,214 --> 01:31:10,203
[gasroing]

1964
01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:11,333
Sh--

1965
01:31:12,258 --> 01:31:13,088
Miss Peppers!

1966
01:31:13,176 --> 01:31:14,791
Whoa. Whoa. What's happening here?

1967
01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:17,753
This man has been sending lewd
comments and photos to our daughter.

1968
01:31:17,847 --> 01:31:20,554
-You're going to jail today, Jacob!
-You mind calling the police?

1969
01:31:20,642 --> 01:31:22,007
-Hurry up!
-Absolutely!

1970
01:31:22,435 --> 01:31:23,595
Miss Peppers!

1971
01:31:24,562 --> 01:31:25,642
Motherfu--

1972
01:31:25,730 --> 01:31:26,765
All right. We appreciate it.

1973
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:31,224
Man, I didn't even touch that girl.

1974
01:31:31,736 --> 01:31:33,852
[police radio chatter]

1975
01:31:33,947 --> 01:31:35,778
-Bye-bye, scumbag.
-Filthy pedophile.

1976
01:31:35,865 --> 01:31:38,356
Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender.

1977
01:31:38,451 --> 01:31:40,032
Pedophile.

1978
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:43,283
You're arresting us? The guy was
sending pictures of his knob to a minor.

1979
01:31:43,373 --> 01:31:46,490
-Why are you arresting us?
-Really good. Good work, guys.

1980
01:31:52,799 --> 01:31:55,586
For what it's worth,
I heard what you guys did in there.

1981
01:31:56,302 --> 01:31:57,838
You're good parents,
looking out for your kids.

1982
01:31:59,139 --> 01:32:02,882
-If I'd had a chance to do the same--
-The kids! Oh, my God!

1983
01:32:02,976 --> 01:32:05,968
Juan, Lita! Oh, my God, I‘m so sorry!

1984
01:32:11,317 --> 01:32:12,227
[barking]

1985
01:32:12,318 --> 01:32:14,354
Hey. Hey, baby.

1986
01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:18,984
My God, it's so clean.

1987
01:32:19,075 --> 01:32:21,361
Well, there are my little gangsters.

1988
01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:24,027
Posting bail for my Petey.

1989
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:26,704
Really took me back to the good old days.

1990
01:32:26,791 --> 01:32:28,907
-Thank you, by the way.
-Where are the kids?

1991
01:32:29,002 --> 01:32:31,334
Karen had to take them
to a temporary placement for the night.

1992
01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:33,871
She said it's the first time
she's heard of CPS

1993
01:32:33,965 --> 01:32:36,923
removing kids from their adoptive home
the night before their hearing.

1994
01:32:37,010 --> 01:32:38,295
Speaking of which,

1995
01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:42,095
I found your statement
to the judge on your printer.

1996
01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:44,051
Needs some work.

1997
01:32:44,142 --> 01:32:46,428
Morn, it's too late.
We submitted it last week.

1998
01:32:49,022 --> 01:32:51,764
"We want whatever is best for the kids,

1999
01:32:51,858 --> 01:32:55,146
whether that means staying with us
or returning to their birth mother."

2000
01:32:55,653 --> 01:32:58,110
What if the judge reads
that crap in front of Lizzy?

2001
01:32:58,198 --> 01:32:59,563
That's why we wrote it like that, Mom.

2002
01:32:59,657 --> 01:33:02,649
If she thinks our statement's the reason
her mom doesn't get custody,

2003
01:33:02,744 --> 01:33:04,780
she's gonna hate us
more than she does now.

2004
01:33:04,871 --> 01:33:07,704
She doesn't hate you.
She just thinks you don't love her.

2005
01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:09,827
And that statement ain‘t gonna help.

2006
01:33:14,214 --> 01:33:15,499
Did Lizzy tell you that?

2007
01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:18,923
Come on, Ellie.
I grew up a lot like that kid.

2008
01:33:19,010 --> 01:33:21,922
You get reminded what a sack
of shit you are five times a day,

2009
01:33:22,013 --> 01:33:23,469
after a while,

2010
01:33:23,556 --> 01:33:25,342
you can't believe anyone
could ever love you.

2011
01:33:30,021 --> 01:33:32,478
You know that we love you, right?

2012
01:33:34,150 --> 01:33:35,310
No.

2013
01:33:35,401 --> 01:33:37,016
But that's not you, it‘s me.

2014
01:33:37,112 --> 01:33:38,648
I thought ljust covered all that.

2015
01:33:44,744 --> 01:33:46,154
But I do love you both.

2016
01:33:47,664 --> 01:33:49,029
Get some sleep, kids.

2017
01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:52,824
After you fix that god-awful statement.

2018
01:33:53,419 --> 01:33:54,625
Wow.

2019
01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:56,035
[door closes]

2020
01:34:00,176 --> 01:34:01,916
It's so clean and quiet in here.

2021
01:34:03,596 --> 01:34:04,927
I know.

2022
01:34:06,933 --> 01:34:08,423
I hate it.

2023
01:34:09,435 --> 01:34:10,845
Me too.

2024
01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:22,278
-[Pete] Hey.
-Hey.

2025
01:34:22,824 --> 01:34:23,813
-Guys.
-We are so sorry.

2026
01:34:23,908 --> 01:34:25,569
We are so sorry. Are you okay?

2027
01:34:26,286 --> 01:34:29,278
Guess what? We got a ride in a police car.

2028
01:34:29,372 --> 01:34:31,328
You did? Was that fun?

2029
01:34:31,416 --> 01:34:32,701
Did you guys go to prison?

2030
01:34:32,792 --> 01:34:35,329
No. We were... just in jail.

2031
01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:37,536
Juan. Lita. Come on.

2032
01:34:38,047 --> 01:34:39,287
-Mom's here.
-Okay.

2033
01:34:51,144 --> 01:34:55,638
Okay, folks, our .26 hearing is now
a Change of Circumstance hearing

2034
01:34:55,732 --> 01:34:57,939
for a Miss Carla Viara.

2035
01:34:58,401 --> 01:35:00,858
-And you are Miss Viara, yes?
-She is, Your Honor.

2036
01:35:00,945 --> 01:35:04,779
And also with us today
are Juan, Lita and Elizabeth Viara?

2037
01:35:04,866 --> 01:35:06,606
-Here.
-Here!

2038
01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:08,692
And did you two each get a teddy bear?

2039
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:11,281
-Yes!
-Oh, those are good ones.

2040
01:35:12,373 --> 01:35:14,739
-And you are Elizabeth?
-It's Lizzy, sir.

2041
01:35:14,834 --> 01:35:16,290
I mean, Your Honor.

2042
01:35:16,377 --> 01:35:19,244
And Lizzy, I understand that
you've submitted a statement.

2043
01:35:21,090 --> 01:35:23,172
And the foster parents,
Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,

2044
01:35:23,259 --> 01:35:24,544
are they present as well?

2045
01:35:25,261 --> 01:35:26,797
Yes, Your Honor.

2046
01:35:26,888 --> 01:35:28,424
And, Mr. and Mrs. Wagner,

2047
01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:31,426
is it accurate that you left
Juan and Lita alone in your car

2048
01:35:31,517 --> 01:35:34,008
while you were being arrested
for aggravated assault?

2049
01:35:34,103 --> 01:35:37,015
-Well, that...
-Yes, Your Honor, but in our defense--

2050
01:35:37,106 --> 01:35:39,893
Sir, all I need to know
is whether or not Lizzy is lying.

2051
01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:41,767
No, she's not lying.

2052
01:35:42,195 --> 01:35:43,776
And prior to that assault,

2053
01:35:43,863 --> 01:35:47,947
did you accost a 14-year-old honor student
in the same school yard

2054
01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:53,700
and encourage him
"to whip out his big, shaved plums“?

2055
01:35:54,499 --> 01:35:56,035
I said that, Your Honor,

2056
01:35:56,125 --> 01:35:58,582
but again I thought it was
the person who sent her the--

2057
01:35:58,670 --> 01:36:03,505
And Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time
force Lizzy's friends to leave your home

2058
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:05,081
by way of a bedroom window?

2059
01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:08,543
-It was a ground floor window.
-Oh, good. Points for you.

2060
01:36:08,638 --> 01:36:09,878
And at that same occasion,

2061
01:36:09,973 --> 01:36:13,636
did you tell Lizzy to call CPS
and to come and take the kids?

2062
01:36:13,726 --> 01:36:15,808
-She didn't mean that.
-I did not mean that.

2063
01:36:15,895 --> 01:36:17,601
That was in the heat of an argument.

2064
01:36:17,689 --> 01:36:20,897
-Your Honor, l have a statement...
-Yes, I've read it, thank you.

2065
01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:24,442
-No, we actually wrote a new one.
-Ma‘am, excuse me, but I have your--

2066
01:36:24,529 --> 01:36:26,269
Please, Your Honor,
we were up late working on it.

2067
01:36:26,364 --> 01:36:28,525
I can read it very fast. [clears throat]

2068
01:36:28,616 --> 01:36:30,652
"Lizzy once asked us why we took them in.

2069
01:36:30,743 --> 01:36:32,734
And at the time,
we couldn't answer her..."

2070
01:36:32,829 --> 01:36:34,410
Ma'am, please sit down.

2071
01:36:34,497 --> 01:36:37,534
Please, Your Honor,
can you let me say the answer?

2072
01:36:37,625 --> 01:36:39,331
No. Sit.

2073
01:36:39,419 --> 01:36:41,501
This hearing is not about you.

2074
01:36:41,587 --> 01:36:44,795
Judging by Lizzys statement,
you might be back in court soon enough,

2075
01:36:44,882 --> 01:36:47,589
so let's save that heartwarming speech
for that occasion.

2076
01:36:48,803 --> 01:36:49,713
Okay.

2077
01:36:50,179 --> 01:36:52,170
Now, Miss Viara,

2078
01:36:52,265 --> 01:36:54,472
I see that you've been
keeping up with your visits.

2079
01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:55,765
That's good.

2080
01:36:55,852 --> 01:36:58,685
I also understand that you've been sober
for the last five months.

2081
01:36:58,771 --> 01:36:59,760
Is that still the case?

2082
01:37:01,816 --> 01:37:03,977
-Yes.
-That's very good news.

2083
01:37:05,361 --> 01:37:08,353
And if I were to put the kids
in your care,

2084
01:37:08,990 --> 01:37:11,732
your current residence
could accommodate them?

2085
01:37:13,411 --> 01:37:14,867
I think so.

2086
01:37:14,954 --> 01:37:17,286
It's small, but it works,

2087
01:37:17,373 --> 01:37:18,738
Your Honor.

2088
01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:20,243
And Miss Viara,

2089
01:37:20,877 --> 01:37:26,747
do you feel capable of responsibly caring
for Juan, Lita and Lizzy at this time?

2090
01:37:33,431 --> 01:37:34,671
Miss Viara.

2091
01:37:37,894 --> 01:37:38,974
Mama.

2092
01:37:41,439 --> 01:37:42,724
Yes, Your Honor.

2093
01:37:43,316 --> 01:37:44,601
I'm capable now.

2094
01:37:57,789 --> 01:37:58,824
[sighs]

2095
01:38:09,842 --> 01:38:11,423
Everybody get ready for dinner.

2096
01:38:21,104 --> 01:38:22,139
Here you go.

2097
01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:25,221
What if when we go live with our mom,

2098
01:38:26,192 --> 01:38:29,559
she doesn't know how to make my noodles
the way I like to have them?

2099
01:38:29,987 --> 01:38:32,399
Don‘t worry, pal. Lizzy will show her
the way we do the cheese for you

2100
01:38:32,490 --> 01:38:34,446
so your mom can make it
for you just the way you like.

2101
01:38:34,534 --> 01:38:37,446
-[E||ie] Yeah.
-Okay. [sniffles]

2102
01:38:38,204 --> 01:38:41,947
Come on, guys.
Don't be sad on our last night, huh?

2103
01:38:42,792 --> 01:38:46,626
You know what? I think we should tell
Pete and Ellie thank you,

2104
01:38:46,712 --> 01:38:48,498
you know, for everything
they've done for us, yeah?

2105
01:38:49,549 --> 01:38:50,379
Thank you.

2106
01:38:50,883 --> 01:38:53,590
-Thank you, pal.
-Yeah, thank you, guys.

2107
01:38:54,053 --> 01:38:56,886
-Lita?
-I don't want to say anything.

2108
01:38:57,306 --> 01:38:58,386
Oh, honey.

2109
01:39:01,144 --> 01:39:02,884
[crying]

2110
01:39:03,646 --> 01:39:06,012
I'm just gonna go check on Lita.

2111
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:11,234
I mean, unless you... want to.

2112
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:14,312
Yeah, I would, actually. Thanks.

2113
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:19,320
Come on, buddy.

2114
01:39:19,412 --> 01:39:21,698
You haven‘t touched your pasta.
You want me to reheat it for you?

2115
01:39:28,463 --> 01:39:29,953
It's okay, buddy.

2116
01:39:30,047 --> 01:39:31,708
That's okay, buddy.

2117
01:39:42,268 --> 01:39:44,350
-Good night, buddy.
-Good night.

2118
01:39:46,939 --> 01:39:49,180
Sweetie, good night. I love you.

2119
01:39:49,275 --> 01:39:50,230
I love you too.

2120
01:40:49,669 --> 01:40:52,957
Okay, all your court bears are in here,
the new ones as well.

2121
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:56,922
Speaking of court, um...

2122
01:40:57,927 --> 01:40:58,757
[clears throat]

2123
01:40:59,136 --> 01:41:03,220
I just wanted to apologize
for what I wrote to the judge.

2124
01:41:03,307 --> 01:41:04,638
It was all true.

2125
01:41:04,725 --> 01:41:07,933
Yeah, it was a little out of context
maybe, but there's no hard feelings.

2126
01:41:08,479 --> 01:41:10,811
Actually, I wanted to give you
the statement we wrote

2127
01:41:10,898 --> 01:41:12,138
that we couldn't read in court,

2128
01:41:12,233 --> 01:41:13,973
just so you have it.

2129
01:41:14,485 --> 01:41:15,600
Yeah.

2130
01:41:16,279 --> 01:41:17,940
[car approaches]

2131
01:41:18,030 --> 01:41:19,145
Guys, Mom's here!

2132
01:41:20,575 --> 01:41:22,440
All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go.

2133
01:41:23,202 --> 01:41:25,193
Lita, come on, get your stuff.

2134
01:41:25,288 --> 01:41:26,619
Bye, Meatball.

2135
01:41:30,543 --> 01:41:31,373
Hey.

2136
01:41:31,836 --> 01:41:33,997
I've got a car seat for Lita
if you don't have one.

2137
01:41:37,425 --> 01:41:38,631
You guys picking us up?

2138
01:41:39,635 --> 01:41:40,545
Where's Mom?

2139
01:41:41,721 --> 01:41:43,882
She was supposed to meet us
at the office this morning

2140
01:41:43,973 --> 01:41:45,429
and she didn't show.

2141
01:41:45,975 --> 01:41:46,964
Oh, no.

2142
01:41:47,059 --> 01:41:48,299
She didn't answer her phone.

2143
01:41:49,770 --> 01:41:51,931
Did you go to her house?
What if something happened to her?

2144
01:41:52,023 --> 01:41:53,433
Yes, we went to see her.

2145
01:41:53,524 --> 01:41:57,187
She was very ashamed.
She said... she can't do it.

2146
01:41:57,278 --> 01:42:01,191
No, she didn't. Because
why would she, um, fill out all the forms

2147
01:42:01,282 --> 01:42:03,398
and the court stuff
and reunification stuff if she didn't...

2148
01:42:03,492 --> 01:42:06,780
Lizzy, your mom said
you filled out all those forms.

2149
01:42:06,871 --> 01:42:08,156
I helped, but so what?

2150
01:42:08,247 --> 01:42:12,206
She felt she was being pushed
into something she wasn't ready for.

2151
01:42:12,293 --> 01:42:14,909
No. I didn't push her.
She's ready! Just...

2152
01:42:15,755 --> 01:42:17,120
Just let me talk to her, please,

2153
01:42:17,214 --> 01:42:20,047
and then we can figure something out...

2154
01:42:20,134 --> 01:42:22,045
-Honey.
-...and she can take me home.

2155
01:42:22,136 --> 01:42:25,549
Honey, when we saw her, it was obvious.

2156
01:42:25,640 --> 01:42:26,595
She's using again.

2157
01:42:27,600 --> 01:42:29,136
She's not coming, baby.

2158
01:42:31,187 --> 01:42:32,427
[Sharon] Sweetie, we're so sorry.

2159
01:42:35,524 --> 01:42:36,639
-[sobs]
-Lizzy.

2160
01:42:38,319 --> 01:42:39,149
Lizzy.

2161
01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:41,856
I‘ll go get her. You watch the kids.

2162
01:42:42,198 --> 01:42:44,189
-Just wait there, okay?
-Lizzy!

2163
01:42:44,784 --> 01:42:45,614
Lizzy!

2164
01:42:56,504 --> 01:42:57,539
Lizzy!

2165
01:42:59,507 --> 01:43:01,247
-Lizzy?
-Lizzy!

2166
01:43:08,265 --> 01:43:11,007
-Lizzy.
-Please go away. You're not my parents.

2167
01:43:11,102 --> 01:43:13,388
No, we're not, but you know what we are?
We're here.

2168
01:43:13,479 --> 01:43:15,640
That's right, we‘re here and we love you.

2169
01:43:15,731 --> 01:43:16,595
What?

2170
01:43:17,566 --> 01:43:19,227
No, you don‘t. You don't even know me.

2171
01:43:19,318 --> 01:43:21,604
Hey, what the hell's going on out here?

2172
01:43:21,696 --> 01:43:23,812
Could you just give us
a few minutes, please?

2173
01:43:25,866 --> 01:43:27,356
Oh, okay. Sorry.

2174
01:43:28,536 --> 01:43:31,573
Lizzy, honey, we do know you.

2175
01:43:31,664 --> 01:43:35,031
We-- We know that you hate cheese,

2176
01:43:35,126 --> 01:43:37,538
but you really love cheeseburgers.

2177
01:43:37,628 --> 01:43:40,244
And we know that when
you feel good in the morning,

2178
01:43:40,339 --> 01:43:43,376
you put on a little less makeup
than you do on the bad days.

2179
01:43:43,467 --> 01:43:46,300
Exactly. And look, we know that the most
important thing in the world to you

2180
01:43:46,387 --> 01:43:49,094
is to protect Juan and Lita
from the things nobody protected you from.

2181
01:43:49,181 --> 01:43:51,137
-We know that about you, right?
-Yes, honey.

2182
01:43:51,225 --> 01:43:52,340
[whispers] You guys are doing good.

2183
01:43:53,144 --> 01:43:55,886
-I'm sorry.
-We know there‘s so much we don‘t know,

2184
01:43:55,980 --> 01:44:00,098
but if you're afraid we can't handle
knowing the bad stuff, or the scary stuff,

2185
01:44:00,192 --> 01:44:01,773
we can, I promise.

2186
01:44:01,861 --> 01:44:04,193
Yeah, bring it. I mean,
whatever you got, we want it.

2187
01:44:04,280 --> 01:44:05,770
Because we love you, Lizzy.

2188
01:44:05,865 --> 01:44:07,981
Stop saying that.

2189
01:44:08,075 --> 01:44:10,316
Please just go away, please.

2190
01:44:12,163 --> 01:44:13,403
Please.

2191
01:44:34,477 --> 01:44:37,219
-Is Lizzy okay?
-She's a little upset right now, buddy.

2192
01:44:38,063 --> 01:44:39,473
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm good.

2193
01:44:39,565 --> 01:44:40,600
Here she is.

2194
01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:48,854
So...

2195
01:44:49,784 --> 01:44:53,493
um, here's what I think is best.

2196
01:44:55,039 --> 01:44:57,872
I know Juan and Lita
are more like what you had in mind

2197
01:44:57,958 --> 01:44:59,323
-when you got into this.
-Come on, baby.

2198
01:44:59,919 --> 01:45:03,787
So I think the best thing
is for you to adopt them.

2199
01:45:04,256 --> 01:45:09,296
And-- And I'll just ask Karen
for, um, a different placement.

2200
01:45:09,845 --> 01:45:10,880
-So...
-[E|lie] No.

2201
01:45:10,971 --> 01:45:11,835
No, it'll be good.

2202
01:45:11,931 --> 01:45:14,673
No, honey. We need your help
with Juan and Lita.

2203
01:45:14,767 --> 01:45:15,973
We're not doing this without you.

2204
01:45:16,060 --> 01:45:19,848
|‘I| visit all the time and you can
call me if you need help for anything.

2205
01:45:19,939 --> 01:45:20,769
No.

2206
01:45:20,856 --> 01:45:23,347
Pete, I really don‘t want
to argue about this right now.

2207
01:45:23,442 --> 01:45:26,400
I don't care. I said no.
That's not happening, okay?

2208
01:45:26,987 --> 01:45:28,147
-You're with us now.
-Yeah.

2209
01:45:28,239 --> 01:45:30,651
And you know why?
We've got a cosmic connection.

2210
01:45:30,741 --> 01:45:32,322
That's right, we've got
a cosmic connection.

2211
01:45:32,409 --> 01:45:35,071
I know you feel sorry for me right now,
but you really don't have to--

2212
01:45:35,162 --> 01:45:37,528
It's got nothing to do
with what just happened.

2213
01:45:37,623 --> 01:45:39,204
Where's the court statement
Ellie gave you?

2214
01:45:41,377 --> 01:45:42,366
[sighs]

2215
01:45:45,548 --> 01:45:47,413
See this? Read that.

2216
01:45:51,262 --> 01:45:55,221
"Lizzy once asked me why we did this,
why we took them in.

2217
01:45:55,933 --> 01:45:57,594
We couldn't give her
an answer at the time.

2218
01:45:58,519 --> 01:46:00,885
We did it because something
was missing in our lives,

2219
01:46:00,980 --> 01:46:02,561
but we didn't know what it was.

2220
01:46:04,275 --> 01:46:07,438
It was Juan, Lita, and Lizzy."

2221
01:46:08,195 --> 01:46:09,150
You see?

2222
01:46:10,406 --> 01:46:11,942
You were what was missing, Lizzy.

2223
01:46:12,992 --> 01:46:15,529
But now you're here
and you are stuck with us.

2224
01:46:15,619 --> 01:46:16,449
[Ellie] That's right.

2225
01:46:16,537 --> 01:46:18,368
We're gonna be at every soccer game.

2226
01:46:18,455 --> 01:46:20,741
We're gonna be all over your ass
about your grades.

2227
01:46:20,833 --> 01:46:22,289
And we're gonna buy you
your first prom dress.

2228
01:46:22,376 --> 01:46:24,037
Yeah, and it's gonna be really pretty.

2229
01:46:24,128 --> 01:46:27,040
But not too revealing. Super sweet.

2230
01:46:27,131 --> 01:46:28,792
You know, not too sexy.

2231
01:46:28,883 --> 01:46:31,670
Just like... really
that gorgeous sweet spot.

2232
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:33,375
Yeah. And when you graduate high school,

2233
01:46:33,470 --> 01:46:35,506
we're gonna be in the front row
embarrassing you.

2234
01:46:35,598 --> 01:46:38,010
Then we're gonna be in the front row again
when you graduate college too,

2235
01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:39,089
or even if you don't.

2236
01:46:39,184 --> 01:46:42,017
But you will be graduating college, 'cause
it's so important and you're so smart.

2237
01:46:42,104 --> 01:46:44,937
I don't mean to push, but itjust opens up
so many more opportunities.

2238
01:46:45,024 --> 01:46:46,639
But either way,

2239
01:46:46,734 --> 01:46:48,190
we're gonna be there for you.

2240
01:46:48,277 --> 01:46:50,768
And someday I‘m gonna
give you away at your wedding.

2241
01:46:50,863 --> 01:46:54,321
Even if I think the guy's a pissant and
he's not good enough for my little girl.

2242
01:46:54,408 --> 01:46:57,491
That‘s right, someday in the future.
Someday in the way, way, way, way off,

2243
01:46:57,578 --> 01:47:00,570
deep, deep, deep distant future.

2244
01:47:01,582 --> 01:47:03,914
Lizzy, can we go home now?

2245
01:47:08,756 --> 01:47:10,166
Yeah, I guess we can.

2246
01:47:10,257 --> 01:47:11,747
[chuckles]

2247
01:47:15,721 --> 01:47:17,131
I know you don't like this,

2248
01:47:17,222 --> 01:47:20,464
but you're gonna have to get
used to it once in a while, okay?

2249
01:47:21,518 --> 01:47:24,931
Can I get one? I haven't gotten a single
hug from you since I've known you.

2250
01:47:25,022 --> 01:47:26,683
-[laughs]
-P|ease?

2251
01:47:31,695 --> 01:47:35,608
Hi. I don't know
the whole context of everything,

2252
01:47:35,699 --> 01:47:36,688
but I'm just wondering

2253
01:47:36,784 --> 01:47:39,867
if I can just get in
on that hug a little bit.

2254
01:47:39,954 --> 01:47:42,570
We're good! Thank you so much.
We're good, thank you.

2255
01:47:42,665 --> 01:47:46,578
Sorry. That was just wrong.
Yeah, ljust do that. You guys hug.

2256
01:47:46,669 --> 01:47:48,079
I crossed a boundary there.

2257
01:47:48,170 --> 01:47:50,627
Everything's gonna work out great too.

2258
01:47:50,714 --> 01:47:53,046
I can tell. [gasps]

2259
01:47:55,386 --> 01:47:56,375
Hi!

2260
01:47:56,679 --> 01:48:00,137
Oh! Oh, thank you!

2261
01:48:08,565 --> 01:48:11,477
Are you with them? Do you know those guys?

2262
01:48:11,986 --> 01:48:13,522
Yeah. Why?

2263
01:48:13,612 --> 01:48:15,102
Do you guys want to come in?

2264
01:48:15,197 --> 01:48:16,107
Uh--

2265
01:48:16,198 --> 01:48:17,563
|-| made a pie.

2266
01:48:17,658 --> 01:48:18,943
-No, thank you.
-Yes!

2267
01:48:19,034 --> 01:48:21,400
-Karen!
-It's pie. You know I love pie.

2268
01:48:21,495 --> 01:48:23,736
Great. Yeah, I just...

2269
01:48:23,831 --> 01:48:25,947
I have so many feelings.

2270
01:48:26,625 --> 01:48:28,911
[pop song plays}

2271
01:48:46,937 --> 01:48:48,768
[song continues]

2272
01:49:02,870 --> 01:49:05,486
Go potty, put your shoes on.
We're gonna go, okay?

2273
01:49:05,581 --> 01:49:06,570
Okay!

2274
01:49:06,665 --> 01:49:08,280
[Pete] Whoa, Juan.
What are you doing, buddy?

2275
01:49:08,375 --> 01:49:10,206
You can't wear sneakers.
We gotta look good today.

2276
01:49:10,294 --> 01:49:12,205
Mom, have you seen my phone?

2277
01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:14,666
Uh, no.

2278
01:49:14,757 --> 01:49:16,543
Wait, you mean the one in your hand?

2279
01:49:16,633 --> 01:49:18,840
Lita, honey, did you go potty?

2280
01:49:18,927 --> 01:49:20,588
-I went potty!
-Okay, good job.

2281
01:49:20,679 --> 01:49:22,465
-Everybody go potty!
-Yeah, I went potty.

2282
01:49:22,556 --> 01:49:24,797
-Got that packet we're supposed to bring?
-Yeah, I'm all set.

2283
01:49:24,892 --> 01:49:26,428
-Let's go, guys.
-Let's go.

2284
01:49:31,607 --> 01:49:33,017
I'm gonna beat you!

2285
01:49:33,108 --> 01:49:34,393
[Lizzy, in Spanish]

2286
01:49:34,485 --> 01:49:37,101
[Pete, in Spanish] No, no, no.

2287
01:49:39,948 --> 01:49:41,484
-No distracted driving, okay?
-All right.

2288
01:49:41,575 --> 01:49:42,530
All right?

2289
01:49:42,618 --> 01:49:44,609
-She's gonna drive.
-Oh, yeah?

2290
01:49:44,703 --> 01:49:46,785
Yes, but I have the phone
and I'll sit in the front

2291
01:49:46,872 --> 01:49:50,456
in case I have to grab the wheel
or shut down the power, okay?

2292
01:49:52,795 --> 01:49:54,501
[whining]

2293
01:49:55,089 --> 01:49:57,375
Sandy, come on, it's started!

2294
01:49:58,008 --> 01:49:59,794
-Did I make it?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2295
01:50:01,261 --> 01:50:02,842
-Oh.
-What's that?

2296
01:50:02,930 --> 01:50:05,262
-[gasps}
-Lizzy made it for me. You didn't get one?

2297
01:50:05,349 --> 01:50:06,759
You got a T-shirt?

2298
01:50:07,476 --> 01:50:09,012
You got a T-shirt?

2299
01:50:09,103 --> 01:50:10,092
[judge] You may all be seated.

2300
01:50:12,898 --> 01:50:14,013
Good morning, folks.

2301
01:50:15,067 --> 01:50:18,230
-You know, family court is important--
-[Sandy] Wait. Wait!

2302
01:50:18,320 --> 01:50:20,561
[sighs] Wait!

2303
01:50:20,656 --> 01:50:24,240
Grandma Sandys in the house.
We can begin.

2304
01:50:24,326 --> 01:50:26,567
Told you we'd make it. Stop it!

2305
01:50:27,079 --> 01:50:29,035
-These seats are saved.
-Yeah, saved for me.

2306
01:50:29,123 --> 01:50:29,953
Move over.

2307
01:50:30,457 --> 01:50:31,412
Stop it!

2308
01:50:33,127 --> 01:50:35,539
-Go ahead, Judge.
-Thank you, Grandma Sandy.

2309
01:50:35,629 --> 01:50:38,291
-[laughing]
-She got a T-shirt.

2310
01:50:38,382 --> 01:50:41,124
You know, family court is important work.

2311
01:50:42,052 --> 01:50:43,417
But it's difficult work.

2312
01:50:43,929 --> 01:50:47,137
We spend day in and day out
dealing with things

2313
01:50:47,224 --> 01:50:49,761
that we feel no family
should have to go through.

2314
01:50:50,144 --> 01:50:54,012
So on these rare days
when we get to smile at work,

2315
01:50:54,439 --> 01:50:57,055
these days mean a great deal to all of us.

2316
01:50:57,484 --> 01:51:00,942
And I may not look it,
but I‘m a huge cornball

2317
01:51:02,906 --> 01:51:03,986
Ronit?

2318
01:51:05,576 --> 01:51:08,409
[pop song intro]

2319
01:51:09,663 --> 01:51:10,903
-[|aughing]
-Yeah!

2320
01:51:11,915 --> 01:51:13,655
I love this song!

2321
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:17,868
We are here today
to officially create a new family.

2322
01:51:17,963 --> 01:51:19,578
Peter and Elinore Wagner,

2323
01:51:19,673 --> 01:51:24,508
do you wish to adopt Juan, Lita and Lizzy
into your family today?

2324
01:51:25,012 --> 01:51:27,253
-Yes, Your Honor.
-Yes, Your Honor.

2325
01:51:27,347 --> 01:51:30,714
It's just the song
that's got me a little emotional.

2326
01:51:31,518 --> 01:51:33,804
Juan, Lita and Lizzy,

2327
01:51:33,896 --> 01:51:36,683
would you like Peter and Elinore
to be your mom and dad?

2328
01:51:37,107 --> 01:51:37,937
Sure.

2329
01:51:39,401 --> 01:51:41,562
-Yes, please.
-Yes!

2330
01:51:41,653 --> 01:51:43,735
-[|aughing]
-Well, then,

2331
01:51:43,822 --> 01:51:47,064
by the authority vested in me
by the state of California,

2332
01:51:47,701 --> 01:51:50,363
I pronounce you a family.

2333
01:51:50,454 --> 01:51:51,489
[applause]

2334
01:51:54,666 --> 01:51:56,076
[cheering] Yeah!

2335
01:52:07,721 --> 01:52:08,756
-Here you go.
-Thank you.

2336
01:52:08,847 --> 01:52:10,929
Would you like to take
a picture with the judge?

2337
01:52:11,016 --> 01:52:12,472
-Yeah, sure. Thank you.
-Yeah, let‘s do it.

2338
01:52:14,394 --> 01:52:15,509
That's gonna be us soon.

2339
01:52:15,896 --> 01:52:19,388
Oh, I‘m part of this family too.

2340
01:52:19,816 --> 01:52:22,558
-Okay, thank you.
-Wait, me too!

2341
01:52:23,654 --> 01:52:26,111
-|‘d like to be in the picture.
-Are you sure? We're not--

2342
01:52:26,198 --> 01:52:28,234
We should all go.
I think they‘d like that.

2343
01:52:28,784 --> 01:52:30,740
-Okay. Okay.
-Yeah.

2344
01:52:39,503 --> 01:52:40,538
Whoo.

2345
01:52:40,629 --> 01:52:42,995
Okay! Okay.

2346
01:52:43,090 --> 01:52:44,205
Anybody else?

2347
01:52:44,841 --> 01:52:46,081
Yeah, you too. Come on!

2348
01:52:46,176 --> 01:52:47,666
[laughing]

2349
01:52:49,596 --> 01:52:51,302
Okay, I think that's everybody.

2350
01:52:51,848 --> 01:52:54,430
-Say "family."
-Family!

2351
01:52:54,434 --> 01:52:55,423
-Say "family."
-Family!

2352
01:53:40,731 --> 01:53:42,221
[new song starts]

2353
01:57:04,226 --> 01:57:06,217
[instrumental music plays]

2354
01:57:55,151 --> 01:57:57,107
[music fades]