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"河狸五金行"

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{\an8}歡迎光臨，您是勤奮的河狸嗎？

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{\an8}不，我並不是

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"繩子"

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您是常客嗎？

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加入會員即可享用折扣

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購買本店提供的優惠商品

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別忘了

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需要協助請向店員諮詢

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{\an8}我能為你效勞嗎？

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你覺得我不會割繩子？

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沒啦，只是通常都由店員服務

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你覺得我會割傷自己，然後告你們？

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不是

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那我就不需要幫忙

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{\an8}祝你今天愉快

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{\an8}我是忙碌的河狸

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白痴

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您需要的東西都有找到嗎？

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是的

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太好了

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讓我看看

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總共3.47美元

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你收我6呎繩子的錢

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是的，1碼是99美分

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我沒拿2碼，只拿了5呎

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我們不是以呎計價，是以碼計價

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1碼99美分是1呎33美分

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乘以5是1.65美元

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你卻收我1.98美元

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你很會算術

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我知道，但我不能照你說的

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輸入電腦

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哪種電腦不會簡單的算術？

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-我要找店長
-他在吃午餐

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吃午餐，這年頭大家只在乎吃吃吃

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-現場有誰可以負責？
-副店長？

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-好的，請他來
-好喔

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嘿，泰勒？

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泰勒？請到收銀台

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如何？

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嘿，泰勒

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這就是副店長？她幾歲？

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妳不是該去上體育課嗎？

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抱歉，什麼？

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拿去，我有零錢

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我替你付多出來的錢

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我不要你的錢，這跟錢無關

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事實是

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我只要5呎長的繩子

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不應該付6呎長繩子的錢

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你要多拿1呎長的繩子嗎？

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又來了

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這到底有多難？

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{\an8}"不住在這裡 就不要把垃圾丟這裡"

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{\an8}腳踏車應該放在這裡

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{\an8}嘿，你在幹嘛？

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那是我的

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{\an8}-應該停在單車架
-我只離開一下子

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下次我會把它鎖進失物招領室

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{\an8}超難搞的老頭子

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{\an8}真是的

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{\an8}"住戶停車許可證"

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沒掛在後照鏡上面

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嘿，奧托

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{\an8}好了

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嘿！

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"戴恩美利卡建設公司"

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再讓那醜八怪尿在我門口看看

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{\an8}-我知道是妳
-別理他，王子

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{\an8}他是個超難搞老頭子

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{\an8}不知道是誰尿的

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妳家的絕對有尿

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叫妳那廢柴男友別在大庭廣眾扭腰獻寶

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{\an8}又不是14歲的體操選手

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快點，快滾開

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快滾開

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{\an8}"工程部門"

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大人物來了

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這是在搞什麼？

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退休蛋糕，慶祝你退休

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"玩得開心"

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玩得開心，玩什麼？

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下半輩子玩得開心啊，我們想…

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慶祝？

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對啊，不，只是歡送你

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歡送

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別這樣，奧托

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是你自己決定要走

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你也拿到不少資遣費

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你把我從營運部調走，削減我的工時

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把我訓練的泰瑞升為我主管

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泰瑞沒有手機就不知道何年何月

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所以我是拿了資遣費

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很遺憾你這麼想

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併購之後大家都得調適

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但你這些年來對公司貢獻良多

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是真的，你非常可靠

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我們會懷念你訂的進度表

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敬奧托！

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-敬奧托

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奧托，要吃一塊你的臉嗎？

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誰餓了？

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{\an8}"此路不通 無證禁止停車"

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看看啊，不行

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嘿，等等

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不不不，妳不可以沒有許可就開進來

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我沒停車，只是運送包裹

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招牌又沒說可以運送包裹

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只說需要許可，妳沒有許可

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這條街是條死巷

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祝您愉快，先生

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妳每次開進來

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就代表有個住戶不能停車

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別人不會這樣，開白卡車的都很乖

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怎麼你們棕色的都來亂？

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我說的不是妳的膚色

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喂？

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-抱歉，你聽得到嗎？
-是的

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-我是蘇珊
-哪位蘇珊？

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我有關於健保的好消息

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不不不，機器人！

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我要找誰才能停用這支電話？

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用戶服務部門

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能幫我轉接或是要按個號碼？

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我聽那段音樂七分鐘了

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很抱歉，安德森先生

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我想停止我家的供電

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-您要搬家？
-不，我要取消帳戶

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A-N-D-E-R-S-O-N

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這六天為何不能退費？

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O-T-T-O

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是公司規定

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我的規定是多付六天瓦斯費

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就能多用六天的瓦斯

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就這樣

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白痴

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好了

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往前，停下來，往前

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好了，停下來

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倒車，你看不到，小心點，用原力

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-噢，不行
-你會開上人行道

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很好

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倒車倒車

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另一邊

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停下來

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可惡

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他在搞什麼鬼？

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沒錯，我也是這麼說

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你們不能隨便開進來

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我沒開車，我在開車嗎？

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沒有許可證不能開車進來

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我們有停車許可證，這裡，瞧？

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你放在口袋幹嘛？

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我是駕駛啊

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我們在這裡租屋

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{\an8}206號

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那也不代表

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你可以把拖車停在門口

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其實我只是想路邊停車

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哪個路邊？

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我停得不是很好，對吧？

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我會再試一次

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我的天啊

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好吧

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很好

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繼續倒車

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再退後一點

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好了，我行的

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-先往另一邊
-小心點

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這就對了

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-小心點
-很好

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不不不，不對！

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不不不，停下來！

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停下來！下車

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-下車
-對不起

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你不會倒車

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怎麼能活到現在

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就連只有一隻腳的狗狗

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都能停得比你好

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而且是自排車，給我鑰匙

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鑰匙在瓶架裡

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要用按鍵啟動

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我知道

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那是什麼？

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那是雷達

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拖車太靠近汽車了

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所以才會嗶嗶叫

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好吧

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你好

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妳好

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你叫什麼名字？

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奧托

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奧托？

195
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奧托，O-T-T-O

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我是艾比，O-T-T-O

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我是露娜

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幸會了

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他挺厲害的

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只試一次就搞定

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-太好了
-謝謝你，先生

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需要靠雷達才會倒車的人

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不應該開車

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也不應該用收音機

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我也這麼說

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許可證要掛在後照鏡

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不是放在口袋

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-好啦
-了解

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-再見，謝謝你
-謝謝，你真好心

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白痴

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都準備好了嗎？

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好了

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很好

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東西要拿好

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來吧，親愛的

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乖女兒，東西要拿好

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"大師與瑪格麗特"

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還有幾個空書架？

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三個

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-妳有幾箱書？
-七、八箱

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我再替妳做一個書架

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我再替妳做一個書架

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-嗨
-嘿

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嗨，歐托，對吧？

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是奧托

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我就是這麼說的，不是嗎？

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那不重要，是奧托，O-T-T-O

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-歐托
-奧托

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哦，歐托，正反的拼法都一樣

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-奧托
-是奧托，瑪麗

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這名字很少聽到

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我就常聽到

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好吧，要是你在忙，我們再回來

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你們想要什麼？

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我帶了點吃的

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為什麼？

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00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:47,754
你看起來很餓

238
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:49,631
所以我們才會這麼速配

239
00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:54,094
她喜歡下廚，我喜歡吃

240
00:18:55,470 --> 00:18:56,972
反正呢，我們只想…

241
00:18:57,847 --> 00:19:00,559
我們想正式自我介紹

242
00:19:00,642 --> 00:19:03,103
因為我們會是鄰居，所以…

243
00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:08,984
-所以…
-好吧，再見

244
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:20,287
我的名字是瑪麗索

245
00:19:21,913 --> 00:19:23,039
我是湯米

246
00:19:25,959 --> 00:19:26,960
奧托

247
00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:31,464
你總是這麼難搞嗎？

248
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,383
我才沒有難搞

249
00:19:34,009 --> 00:19:36,261
-你有一點難搞
-並沒有

250
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:37,721
-有一點
-並沒有

251
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:39,264
沒有？好，你不難搞

252
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:41,933
沒啦，你一點都不難搞

253
00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:46,730
你每字每句都熱情如火，是真的

254
00:19:49,065 --> 00:19:50,066
好好享用

255
00:19:50,942 --> 00:19:51,985
這是什麼？

256
00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:53,987
別弄翻莎莎醬

257
00:19:54,070 --> 00:19:57,157
那是巧克力醬燉雞，很好吃喔

258
00:19:57,782 --> 00:20:01,077
那是墨西哥菜，我是墨西哥人

259
00:20:02,203 --> 00:20:06,124
我在薩爾瓦多出生，我爸是那裡人

260
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:09,586
但我媽是墨西哥人，所以先去墨西哥…

261
00:20:09,669 --> 00:20:10,879
你呢？

262
00:20:10,962 --> 00:20:12,839
我是IT顧問

263
00:20:16,343 --> 00:20:17,719
我來自加州安那翰

264
00:20:17,844 --> 00:20:20,138
-你來自安那翰
-沒錯

265
00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:21,681
我其實來自艾爾帕索

266
00:20:23,225 --> 00:20:25,143
我有事要做

267
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,145
不好意思，奧托先生

268
00:20:27,229 --> 00:20:30,190
我能向你借樓賴把嗎？

269
00:20:30,273 --> 00:20:31,775
你是說羅賴把吧

270
00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:33,735
不，是樓賴把

271
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,528
-是羅賴把
-羅賴把

272
00:20:35,612 --> 00:20:37,697
羅賴把，對吧？是羅賴把

273
00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:38,782
是樓賴把

274
00:20:38,865 --> 00:20:40,784
他一直在說樓賴把

275
00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,160
是樓賴把，相信我

276
00:20:42,244 --> 00:20:43,828
我朋友都說是樓賴把

277
00:20:43,912 --> 00:20:45,914
你朋友都說錯了

278
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,625
-妳要上網查嗎？
-天啊

279
00:20:48,708 --> 00:20:51,670
上網查維基百料

280
00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:52,837
手機給我

281
00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:54,923
才不要，用你的手機

282
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,182
你要什麼尺寸？

283
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:06,059
一般的尺寸就行

284
00:21:08,019 --> 00:21:09,646
整組都拿去

285
00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:11,147
-謝謝

286
00:21:11,231 --> 00:21:13,316
你有事要做，我們先走了

287
00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:24,119
你又想要什麼？

288
00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:49,162
她很美吧，兒子？

289
00:22:49,746 --> 00:22:51,373
那就是雪佛蘭的引擎

290
00:22:51,456 --> 00:22:53,166
可靠耐用

291
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:55,252
這世上可靠的東西並不多

292
00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:56,586
爸，這是奧托

293
00:22:59,881 --> 00:23:01,675
那就夠了，親愛的

294
00:23:20,402 --> 00:23:22,153
"鮮花 兩束$8"

295
00:23:22,237 --> 00:23:23,780
兩束8美元？

296
00:23:37,419 --> 00:23:40,046
也許我應該開車撞死自己

297
00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:41,131
那會有用

298
00:23:42,048 --> 00:23:44,134
找到妳喜歡的鮮花

299
00:23:44,718 --> 00:23:45,719
粉紅色的

300
00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:48,221
而且有打折

301
00:23:49,347 --> 00:23:52,058
優惠價，兩束8美元

302
00:23:54,311 --> 00:23:56,771
抱歉沒能早點帶來

303
00:23:58,315 --> 00:23:59,399
我被耽擱了

304
00:24:00,609 --> 00:24:02,569
認識了新鄰居

305
00:24:05,030 --> 00:24:06,323
她老公是笨蛋

306
00:24:08,033 --> 00:24:10,744
連羅賴把都不知道

307
00:24:12,996 --> 00:24:14,372
當然是租客

308
00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:18,668
不用給出承諾

309
00:24:20,170 --> 00:24:21,004
"索妮婭"

310
00:24:21,087 --> 00:24:25,050
我知道，也許他們還買不起房子

311
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:27,969
但是如果可惡的建商

312
00:24:28,053 --> 00:24:30,388
決定拆掉他們的房子

313
00:24:30,472 --> 00:24:33,266
改建廉價公寓該怎麼辦？

314
00:24:33,350 --> 00:24:35,477
我保證一定會發生

315
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:40,815
他們已經在鐵門附近亂開車還開上草地

316
00:24:44,069 --> 00:24:45,779
戴恩美利卡

317
00:24:45,862 --> 00:24:49,824
哪個白痴建商會取這種名字？

318
00:24:50,533 --> 00:24:52,285
聽起來像是"垂死的美國"

319
00:24:55,163 --> 00:24:57,499
那倒是真的

320
00:24:57,582 --> 00:25:00,377
連像樣的掛鉤都買不到了

321
00:25:01,836 --> 00:25:03,255
繩子也不用英呎計價

322
00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:07,759
沒有妳什麼都不對

323
00:26:16,661 --> 00:26:17,495
下一個

324
00:26:21,791 --> 00:26:25,212
我懷疑你有肥厚性心肌症

325
00:26:25,295 --> 00:26:27,255
那是遺傳的心肌…

326
00:26:27,339 --> 00:26:28,340
我知道

327
00:26:28,882 --> 00:26:30,258
我爸也有

328
00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:35,639
你應該能活很久

329
00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:38,516
但恐怕沒辦法當兵

330
00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,102
下一個

331
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:50,237
一張匹茲堡回程車票

332
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,780
1.10美元

333
00:26:54,074 --> 00:26:54,908
謝謝妳

334
00:27:01,915 --> 00:27:02,916
借過

335
00:27:25,605 --> 00:27:27,232
嘿，妳的書掉了！

336
00:27:27,816 --> 00:27:29,776
小姐，妳的書掉了！

337
00:28:17,115 --> 00:28:18,116
那是我的書嗎？

338
00:28:19,117 --> 00:28:20,118
什麼？

339
00:28:21,161 --> 00:28:22,329
是的

340
00:28:22,412 --> 00:28:24,122
{\an8}我看到妳掉了，所以就…

341
00:28:24,205 --> 00:28:25,457
"大師與瑪格麗特"

342
00:28:26,333 --> 00:28:27,876
真是感謝你

343
00:28:27,959 --> 00:28:30,879
我看到一半，很想知道結局

344
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:34,674
來吧

345
00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,927
坐下來

346
00:28:41,389 --> 00:28:42,390
我是索妮婭

347
00:28:43,516 --> 00:28:46,019
我是奧托，那是我爸的名字

348
00:28:47,437 --> 00:28:49,731
我正要去看我爸

349
00:28:49,814 --> 00:28:51,066
每週四都會去

350
00:28:59,032 --> 00:29:00,742
你常搭這班火車嗎？

351
00:29:01,493 --> 00:29:04,579
沒有，我只是來做兵役體檢

352
00:29:05,163 --> 00:29:06,206
天啊

353
00:29:07,082 --> 00:29:10,168
不知道會遇上什麼一定很難熬

354
00:29:10,919 --> 00:29:12,254
你何時會離開

355
00:29:12,796 --> 00:29:14,005
我沒有…

356
00:29:15,298 --> 00:29:16,299
還有一陣子

357
00:29:18,677 --> 00:29:19,844
驗票

358
00:29:24,849 --> 00:29:25,976
謝謝

359
00:29:26,851 --> 00:29:27,978
謝謝妳

360
00:29:30,522 --> 00:29:32,774
你搭錯火車了

361
00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:33,984
這是東向車票

362
00:29:36,111 --> 00:29:37,612
我一定是…

363
00:29:38,905 --> 00:29:40,824
我下一站就下車

364
00:29:40,907 --> 00:29:42,117
要補多少錢？

365
00:29:42,993 --> 00:29:44,286
1.75美元

366
00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:52,752
1元

367
00:30:03,847 --> 00:30:05,891
拿去，我有零錢

368
00:30:11,813 --> 00:30:12,981
謝謝妳

369
00:30:17,152 --> 00:30:19,362
拿去，謝謝，祝你愉快

370
00:30:24,951 --> 00:30:26,202
還有兩毛五

371
00:30:27,704 --> 00:30:29,205
1964年的硬幣

372
00:30:29,289 --> 00:30:30,582
純銀的

373
00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:33,335
留著吧，那代表好運

374
00:30:38,173 --> 00:30:39,382
的確是

375
00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:09,663
"謝謝 食物很有意思"

376
00:31:26,888 --> 00:31:30,267
奧托，清晨巡邏有點晚吧

377
00:31:30,350 --> 00:31:31,226
不會

378
00:31:31,309 --> 00:31:33,061
不會？你不是該去上班嗎？

379
00:31:35,272 --> 00:31:36,147
不用

380
00:31:36,231 --> 00:31:38,650
酷喔，要過來吃午飯嗎？

381
00:31:39,818 --> 00:31:40,819
午飯

382
00:31:42,153 --> 00:31:42,988
對啊

383
00:31:43,071 --> 00:31:44,656
不，不

384
00:31:44,739 --> 00:31:47,617
有興趣的話今天吃豬里肌肉

385
00:31:47,701 --> 00:31:49,202
不不不

386
00:31:50,203 --> 00:31:51,413
嘿，不好意思

387
00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:55,166
就是你

388
00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:59,963
這是私人道路，鐵門是用來減少車流

389
00:32:00,046 --> 00:32:03,592
不是讓白痴駕駛把車開上草地

390
00:32:03,675 --> 00:32:06,887
被你逮到了，我是建商員工

391
00:32:06,970 --> 00:32:10,640
我會請管理員來幫你修好

392
00:32:10,724 --> 00:32:13,768
比新的更好，祝你愉快

393
00:32:13,852 --> 00:32:15,645
規定就是規定

394
00:32:20,692 --> 00:32:22,193
我知道你們想幹嘛

395
00:32:22,277 --> 00:32:24,487
好吧，安德森先生，你說了算

396
00:32:25,196 --> 00:32:26,865
繼續守望相助

397
00:32:30,076 --> 00:32:32,621
快出來，你這小傢伙

398
00:32:34,164 --> 00:32:35,582
出來啊

399
00:32:35,665 --> 00:32:36,666
快給我出來！

400
00:32:37,334 --> 00:32:39,920
妳敢再丟一塊石頭，我就會

401
00:32:40,003 --> 00:32:41,671
把妳的臭狗踢到屋頂

402
00:32:41,755 --> 00:32:45,425
我不是向你家丟石頭，那隻貓抓傷王子

403
00:32:45,508 --> 00:32:46,676
我要殺了那隻臭貓

404
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:47,886
想都別想

405
00:32:47,969 --> 00:32:49,721
關你什麼事？那是隻野貓

406
00:32:49,804 --> 00:32:52,265
全身上下可能都是病

407
00:32:52,349 --> 00:32:54,726
妳也一樣，但我不會向妳丟石頭

408
00:32:55,810 --> 00:32:56,645
安迪

409
00:32:56,728 --> 00:32:57,562
怎麼了？

410
00:32:57,646 --> 00:32:59,564
你聽到他這次罵我什麼嗎？

411
00:32:59,648 --> 00:33:01,399
我跟你說過他常罵我

412
00:33:01,483 --> 00:33:03,568
趕快逃吧

413
00:33:03,652 --> 00:33:04,861
我不是你的朋友

414
00:33:04,945 --> 00:33:07,614
建商說要把老人家都送到安養院

415
00:33:07,697 --> 00:33:09,032
越快越好！

416
00:33:27,008 --> 00:33:28,218
你好

417
00:33:28,301 --> 00:33:29,344
又怎麼了？

418
00:33:29,511 --> 00:33:31,638
我只想把扳手還給你

419
00:33:31,721 --> 00:33:33,473
我找到家具附上的扳手

420
00:33:33,557 --> 00:33:34,558
恭喜了

421
00:33:35,267 --> 00:33:37,519
我為你做了沙波洛

422
00:33:37,602 --> 00:33:39,437
巧克力醬燉雞？

423
00:33:39,521 --> 00:33:43,984
不是，這是薩爾瓦多餅乾，我爸的最愛

424
00:33:44,067 --> 00:33:45,860
很好吃喔，你一定會超愛

425
00:33:45,944 --> 00:33:47,320
對啊，因為是我做的

426
00:33:47,404 --> 00:33:50,574
另外我也想向你借梯子

427
00:33:50,657 --> 00:33:51,992
我們的窗戶卡住了

428
00:33:52,075 --> 00:33:53,618
你為什麼需要梯子？

429
00:33:53,702 --> 00:33:55,870
是上面的窗戶

430
00:33:57,122 --> 00:33:58,415
打不開

431
00:33:58,498 --> 00:34:01,001
你想試著從外面打開？

432
00:34:01,084 --> 00:34:02,335
對，沒錯

433
00:34:03,753 --> 00:34:05,088
我去穿大衣

434
00:34:05,171 --> 00:34:06,590
好，謝謝你

435
00:34:08,884 --> 00:34:10,385
我喜歡他揮手的樣子

436
00:34:10,468 --> 00:34:12,178
把手插上去

437
00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:15,807
-太好了
-安妮塔

438
00:34:15,891 --> 00:34:20,228
奧托，打擾一下，我們的暖氣壞了

439
00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:22,771
能不能來看看？

440
00:34:22,856 --> 00:34:24,274
試試替散熱器排水

441
00:34:25,275 --> 00:34:27,693
我該怎麼做？

442
00:34:27,777 --> 00:34:30,070
替散熱器排水

443
00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:32,073
奧托，別這麼難搞

444
00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,782
我沒有難搞

445
00:34:34,492 --> 00:34:38,371
有時候很難看得出來

446
00:34:38,454 --> 00:34:39,456
是啊

447
00:34:40,414 --> 00:34:43,710
對了，我們才剛搬進206號

448
00:34:44,294 --> 00:34:46,003
-我是瑪麗索
-我是湯米

449
00:34:46,086 --> 00:34:48,173
-歡迎
-幸會了

450
00:34:48,256 --> 00:34:49,340
我是安妮塔

451
00:34:49,423 --> 00:34:52,385
我老公魯本以前負責處理暖氣

452
00:34:52,510 --> 00:34:55,387
但我們知道總有一天

453
00:34:55,472 --> 00:34:58,600
他會沒辦法處理這些事情

454
00:34:59,851 --> 00:35:03,355
魯本把我踢出管委會時應該先想到

455
00:35:04,481 --> 00:35:07,067
那是很久以前的事

456
00:35:07,150 --> 00:35:08,318
踢出管委會？

457
00:35:08,401 --> 00:35:10,403
那是個誤會

458
00:35:10,487 --> 00:35:11,571
他把我踢出去

459
00:35:14,199 --> 00:35:18,703
奧托，快去幫安妮塔替散熱器排氣

460
00:35:18,787 --> 00:35:21,581
不，不能替散熱器排氣

461
00:35:21,665 --> 00:35:22,707
要替散熱器排水

462
00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:24,793
-看看這塊坡道
-那是索妮婭的

463
00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:26,962
-拉拖車時就需要
-放下來

464
00:35:27,546 --> 00:35:29,881
放下來！誰說你能碰它？

465
00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,217
-對不起
-你們全都給我滾

466
00:35:32,300 --> 00:35:35,136
拿了梯子就滾，全都給我滾

467
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:36,596
-好啦
-謝謝你

468
00:35:37,931 --> 00:35:39,432
-謝謝你
-小心

469
00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:41,726
好了

470
00:35:45,689 --> 00:35:46,856
-謝謝你

471
00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:55,198
不行，你在這裡幹嘛？

472
00:35:55,282 --> 00:35:57,158
你怎麼會躲到裡面？

473
00:35:57,242 --> 00:35:59,661
快滾！給我出去

474
00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:03,790
出去，出去

475
00:36:03,873 --> 00:36:04,874
快滾啊

476
00:36:07,836 --> 00:36:08,670
嘿

477
00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:13,550
放開！

478
00:36:14,301 --> 00:36:15,427
放開

479
00:36:18,805 --> 00:36:21,600
你敢抓傷我，我就咬你

480
00:36:24,895 --> 00:36:26,104
學會教訓了吧

481
00:36:30,442 --> 00:36:31,651
蠢貓

482
00:36:36,656 --> 00:36:38,742
-嗨，奧托

483
00:36:38,825 --> 00:36:40,493
O-T-T-O

484
00:36:58,345 --> 00:36:59,346
奧托

485
00:37:00,347 --> 00:37:01,932
我去年八月借水管給妳

486
00:37:02,015 --> 00:37:05,101
只要還給我，我就幫妳替暖氣排水

487
00:37:06,853 --> 00:37:07,896
進來吧

488
00:37:15,362 --> 00:37:20,033
你的新鄰居看起來人很好，對吧？

489
00:37:20,909 --> 00:37:21,910
好到不行

490
00:37:22,619 --> 00:37:26,665
你可能很快就會有更多鄰居了

491
00:37:27,791 --> 00:37:30,168
建商的人告訴我們…

492
00:37:31,002 --> 00:37:33,505
我和魯本必須搬走

493
00:37:34,297 --> 00:37:35,549
那全是屁話

494
00:37:36,675 --> 00:37:38,343
這房子是你們的

495
00:37:38,426 --> 00:37:40,095
我也是這麼說

496
00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:44,516
他們找上我們的兒子克里斯

497
00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:47,852
他說我照顧不了魯本

498
00:37:47,936 --> 00:37:51,064
必須把他送去護理之家

499
00:37:51,147 --> 00:37:54,901
我也應該搬去安養院

500
00:37:54,985 --> 00:37:58,029
克里斯懂什麼？他是個白痴

501
00:37:58,113 --> 00:38:00,031
他們不能逼妳做任何事

502
00:38:03,410 --> 00:38:05,120
他知道我們在這裡嗎？

503
00:38:05,870 --> 00:38:07,122
當然知道

504
00:38:07,205 --> 00:38:08,999
別被他騙了

505
00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:11,126
他頭腦很清楚

506
00:38:15,046 --> 00:38:17,048
我去拿你的水管

507
00:38:35,859 --> 00:38:38,445
這整個社區就快完蛋了

508
00:38:39,946 --> 00:38:42,699
就連管委會都沒有了

509
00:38:44,075 --> 00:38:47,203
沒有人管理社區的事

510
00:38:49,039 --> 00:38:50,415
不像我們以前那樣

511
00:38:57,464 --> 00:39:01,718
我得把話說清楚，我還沒原諒你

512
00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:06,473
我只是沒想到你病得這麼快

513
00:39:07,724 --> 00:39:08,767
現在…

514
00:39:10,602 --> 00:39:13,563
他們要毀了我們努力建立的家園

515
00:39:15,190 --> 00:39:17,943
我都還沒走，他們就想把我們趕走

516
00:39:20,153 --> 00:39:24,407
我不會留下來看到那種事發生

517
00:39:25,325 --> 00:39:26,576
我要走了

518
00:39:28,036 --> 00:39:29,079
永遠離開

519
00:39:29,162 --> 00:39:30,330
午飯準備好了嗎？

520
00:39:30,413 --> 00:39:33,041
-我做了你愛吃的奶油玉米
-謝謝妳

521
00:39:34,042 --> 00:39:37,003
謝謝你，奧托，抱歉拖了這麼久

522
00:39:37,087 --> 00:39:38,463
一起吃午飯？

523
00:39:38,547 --> 00:39:40,340
安妮塔做了豬里肌肉

524
00:39:40,423 --> 00:39:42,592
不了，我有很多事要做

525
00:39:45,929 --> 00:39:47,222
魯本，你在幹嘛？

526
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:50,392
-放手
-你在幹嘛？

527
00:39:51,226 --> 00:39:54,396
-放手
-魯本

528
00:39:54,479 --> 00:39:55,313
放…

529
00:39:55,397 --> 00:39:56,481
你在幹嘛？

530
00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:57,399
…手

531
00:40:09,202 --> 00:40:10,203
天啊

532
00:40:31,892 --> 00:40:33,810
試試從裡頭打開

533
00:40:36,104 --> 00:40:37,606
比我想像的更高

534
00:40:38,648 --> 00:40:40,275
我有點頭暈

535
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,693
看來我們都得搭下一班火車

536
00:42:49,321 --> 00:42:50,155
奧托

537
00:42:50,238 --> 00:42:52,157
那是你爸的名字

538
00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,325
妳還記得

539
00:42:56,661 --> 00:42:58,455
你得回去軍營嗎？

540
00:42:59,039 --> 00:43:01,833
不，我想把車票錢還給妳

541
00:43:04,336 --> 00:43:06,463
請我吃晚飯不是更好嗎？

542
00:43:17,807 --> 00:43:18,975
要進去嗎？

543
00:43:19,059 --> 00:43:20,268
好啊，進去吧

544
00:43:21,269 --> 00:43:22,103
妳…

545
00:43:22,187 --> 00:43:23,730
遲到了15分鐘

546
00:43:23,813 --> 00:43:24,773
是嗎？

547
00:43:35,659 --> 00:43:38,954
你對什麼有興趣？

548
00:43:40,372 --> 00:43:41,539
怎麼說？

549
00:43:41,623 --> 00:43:42,999
你對什麼有熱情？

550
00:43:43,959 --> 00:43:46,044
機器，引擎

551
00:43:46,127 --> 00:43:47,546
我想知道東西怎麼運作

552
00:43:47,629 --> 00:43:48,880
我想知道東西怎麼運作

553
00:43:48,964 --> 00:43:51,716
零件怎麼運作來驅動車子

554
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,635
那比一般人想得更複雜

555
00:43:53,843 --> 00:43:56,221
化油器得先混和汽油和空氣

556
00:43:56,304 --> 00:43:58,974
然後火星塞才能點火

557
00:43:59,057 --> 00:44:01,893
驅動引擎活塞和傳動軸…

558
00:44:01,977 --> 00:44:04,563
你怎麼知道這麼多關於車子的事？

559
00:44:04,646 --> 00:44:06,064
我爸教的

560
00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,401
我們只會聊車子，他是個好爸爸

561
00:44:10,777 --> 00:44:11,778
非常可靠

562
00:44:13,154 --> 00:44:14,614
他去世了

563
00:44:15,824 --> 00:44:16,825
兩個月前

564
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,412
非常突然

565
00:44:20,996 --> 00:44:21,997
很遺憾

566
00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:25,792
你媽呢？

567
00:44:26,501 --> 00:44:28,336
我不太記得她

568
00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:31,506
只記得她離開時的感覺

569
00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:41,474
你為什麼沒點主餐？

570
00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:47,939
我在家吃過了

571
00:44:50,025 --> 00:44:50,859
為什麼？

572
00:44:52,903 --> 00:44:54,446
好讓妳想點什麼就點什麼

573
00:45:01,202 --> 00:45:03,038
聽著，我騙了妳

574
00:45:03,705 --> 00:45:04,956
對不起

575
00:45:06,499 --> 00:45:08,835
我體檢沒過，沒能入伍

576
00:45:08,919 --> 00:45:12,339
我本來指望入伍就會有工作，但是…

577
00:45:13,173 --> 00:45:14,174
並沒有

578
00:45:16,885 --> 00:45:18,970
我不知道我要做什麼

579
00:45:20,931 --> 00:45:21,932
我該走了

580
00:45:39,991 --> 00:45:41,326
奧托！

581
00:45:48,416 --> 00:45:49,501
奧托！

582
00:45:52,546 --> 00:45:55,131
我來了

583
00:45:55,924 --> 00:45:57,884
幹嘛？妳又要什麼？

584
00:45:57,968 --> 00:46:00,095
-你在這裡幹嘛？
-妳又在幹嘛？

585
00:46:00,178 --> 00:46:02,097
-我在找你
-妳找到我了

586
00:46:02,722 --> 00:46:04,724
你能不能帶我去醫院？

587
00:46:04,808 --> 00:46:07,477
湯米跌下梯子，剛剛被救護車接走

588
00:46:07,561 --> 00:46:11,523
妳可以自己開那輛小小的進口車

589
00:46:11,606 --> 00:46:13,275
我沒有駕照

590
00:46:13,358 --> 00:46:15,986
-妳幾歲了？
-30歲

591
00:46:16,069 --> 00:46:17,988
妳沒有駕照？

592
00:46:18,071 --> 00:46:20,198
我有駕車學習許可證

593
00:46:20,282 --> 00:46:22,617
只是一直沒學會其他的

594
00:46:22,701 --> 00:46:24,619
到底有多少其他的？

595
00:46:27,789 --> 00:46:28,790
拜託了！

596
00:46:30,750 --> 00:46:31,585
專心點！

597
00:46:32,127 --> 00:46:33,628
拜託聽我說！

598
00:46:34,921 --> 00:46:39,134
湯米在醫院，可能就快死了

599
00:46:39,217 --> 00:46:42,721
你要載我去醫院或是逼我搭公車？

600
00:46:42,804 --> 00:46:44,848
-我載妳去醫院
-謝謝你

601
00:46:45,599 --> 00:46:46,850
有那麼難嗎？

602
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:49,561
妳要去哪兒？

603
00:46:50,270 --> 00:46:52,355
去帶小孩子啊！

604
00:46:53,815 --> 00:46:55,191
小孩子？

605
00:46:55,275 --> 00:46:57,944
"杜肯醫院"

606
00:47:00,822 --> 00:47:02,198
把我抬起來

607
00:47:13,209 --> 00:47:15,378
快打啊，不！

608
00:47:20,258 --> 00:47:21,551
用力撞啊！

609
00:47:21,635 --> 00:47:22,636
這些玩偶

610
00:47:23,637 --> 00:47:26,431
他們是超級英雄嗎？

611
00:47:26,514 --> 00:47:28,350
他們是摔角手

612
00:47:29,392 --> 00:47:31,228
-摔角手
-我找到熊先生的童書

613
00:47:31,353 --> 00:47:32,854
我看到了

614
00:47:34,439 --> 00:47:36,483
她要你唸給她聽

615
00:47:37,776 --> 00:47:38,777
沒錯

616
00:47:41,363 --> 00:47:43,073
你在嗎，熊寶寶？

617
00:47:45,575 --> 00:47:49,204
你在嗎，熊寶寶？熊先生問

618
00:47:49,287 --> 00:47:51,790
我的熊寶寶在哪裡

619
00:47:51,873 --> 00:47:53,792
不是啦，你要學熊講話

620
00:47:55,669 --> 00:47:57,462
熊不會講話

621
00:47:57,546 --> 00:47:58,922
這隻熊會

622
00:48:04,344 --> 00:48:07,472
我的熊寶寶在哪裡？

623
00:48:08,848 --> 00:48:13,395
熊寶寶，你是不是在樹上？

624
00:48:14,020 --> 00:48:15,397
不是，那是一隻貓頭鷹！

625
00:48:18,066 --> 00:48:23,321
這裡沒有別人，只有寶寶和我

626
00:48:28,201 --> 00:48:31,246
熊寶寶，你在地底下嗎？

627
00:48:31,329 --> 00:48:33,123
我不是熊寶寶

628
00:48:33,206 --> 00:48:34,708
我是貝波！

629
00:48:34,791 --> 00:48:36,251
嗨，貝波！

630
00:48:36,334 --> 00:48:38,169
-想要看我變魔術嗎？
-想！

631
00:48:38,253 --> 00:48:40,797
我正在唸故事給她們聽

632
00:48:40,881 --> 00:48:46,177
我正在唸故事給她們聽，熊先生說

633
00:48:46,261 --> 00:48:48,305
熊先生，可以借我個硬幣嗎？

634
00:48:48,388 --> 00:48:50,223
好啦，拜託

635
00:48:50,307 --> 00:48:52,225
拜託了

636
00:48:53,476 --> 00:48:55,103
好啦，好啦

637
00:48:56,938 --> 00:48:57,981
你要還給我

638
00:48:58,064 --> 00:48:59,566
沒問題

639
00:49:17,250 --> 00:49:19,878
小丑裝不是他的，是醫院的

640
00:49:19,961 --> 00:49:21,463
他得賠錢給醫院

641
00:49:21,546 --> 00:49:25,425
貝波帶來歡樂，他自願當志工

642
00:49:25,508 --> 00:49:28,261
奧托，你做了什麼？

643
00:49:28,345 --> 00:49:29,346
沒什麼

644
00:49:29,429 --> 00:49:31,932
奧托阿公打了小丑

645
00:49:32,015 --> 00:49:32,849
我沒有

646
00:49:32,933 --> 00:49:33,892
明明就有

647
00:49:33,975 --> 00:49:35,685
摔角手阿公！

648
00:49:36,269 --> 00:49:38,104
摔角手！

649
00:49:38,188 --> 00:49:39,940
全都是那小丑的錯

650
00:49:41,858 --> 00:49:44,569
跑去哪兒了呀？

651
00:49:49,032 --> 00:49:50,325
拿去

652
00:49:50,408 --> 00:49:51,534
吹一下

653
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,334
哇！在這裡耶！

654
00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:00,544
你怎麼做到的？

655
00:50:00,627 --> 00:50:01,461
這是魔術

656
00:50:02,045 --> 00:50:03,171
謝謝妳們

657
00:50:03,255 --> 00:50:05,298
希望妳們有個魔幻的一天

658
00:50:05,382 --> 00:50:06,800
-掰
-掰，貝波

659
00:50:06,883 --> 00:50:07,926
謝謝妳們

660
00:50:08,009 --> 00:50:08,843
等一下

661
00:50:11,429 --> 00:50:12,973
這不是我的硬幣

662
00:50:13,557 --> 00:50:16,434
從你耳朵出來的，是你的問題

663
00:50:17,602 --> 00:50:19,104
這不是我的硬幣

664
00:50:19,187 --> 00:50:21,648
不不不，這不是你的硬幣

665
00:50:23,358 --> 00:50:26,820
聽好，我給你個硬幣，我說你一定要還給我

666
00:50:26,903 --> 00:50:29,114
-你要一塊錢？
-你偷偷換掉

667
00:50:29,197 --> 00:50:30,865
-瞞天過海
-你給我這個硬幣

668
00:50:30,949 --> 00:50:32,742
奧托會有麻煩嗎?

669
00:50:32,826 --> 00:50:34,327
-只是個硬幣
-並不是

670
00:50:34,411 --> 00:50:36,746
-這是銅的
-拜託不要報警

671
00:50:36,830 --> 00:50:38,123
我給你一個1964年硬幣，還給我！

672
00:50:38,248 --> 00:50:39,416
冷靜一下

673
00:50:39,541 --> 00:50:42,210
-在哪裡？快還給我！
-警察先生幫幫我

674
00:50:42,335 --> 00:50:45,255
-請求支援，小丑惹禍
-東西在哪？

675
00:50:45,338 --> 00:50:46,756
放開那個小丑！先生，先生！

676
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,842
哈！1964年

677
00:50:56,725 --> 00:50:58,226
我的玩具呢？

678
00:50:58,310 --> 00:50:59,769
在妳的背包裡

679
00:50:59,853 --> 00:51:02,355
哪個口袋？有一百萬個口袋

680
00:51:03,648 --> 00:51:04,649
什麼？

681
00:51:07,068 --> 00:51:08,862
我爸以前也會這麼笑

682
00:51:10,488 --> 00:51:11,740
我沒在笑

683
00:51:12,407 --> 00:51:13,241
沒錯

684
00:51:13,867 --> 00:51:16,036
你不應該對小丑發脾氣

685
00:51:16,119 --> 00:51:18,246
-妳老公不來嗎？
-看啊！

686
00:51:18,330 --> 00:51:19,831
-大夥兒
-媽，他在那兒

687
00:51:21,082 --> 00:51:23,126
麻煩把車開去接他

688
00:51:23,209 --> 00:51:24,211
奧托！

689
00:51:30,300 --> 00:51:32,761
-多謝了
-掰，摔角手阿公

690
00:51:32,844 --> 00:51:34,596
-謝謝你，奧托
-晚安

691
00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:36,348
-掰
-再次多謝了

692
00:51:37,265 --> 00:51:38,266
掰了

693
00:51:38,350 --> 00:51:39,809
來吧，小姑娘

694
00:51:39,893 --> 00:51:40,894
-走吧
-來吧

695
00:51:42,187 --> 00:51:45,815
看看你的新腿，好像機器人喔

696
00:52:08,129 --> 00:52:09,130
奧托！

697
00:52:12,092 --> 00:52:13,718
天啊，牠死了嗎？

698
00:52:13,802 --> 00:52:15,845
沒啦，牠大概在睡覺

699
00:52:15,929 --> 00:52:19,224
奧托，別走，拜託把牠抱出來

700
00:52:19,307 --> 00:52:21,184
不要，妳怎麼不抱？

701
00:52:21,268 --> 00:52:25,313
我懷孕了，不能碰貓，牠身上有蟲

702
00:52:25,397 --> 00:52:28,775
牠自己跑進去，也能自己出來

703
00:52:30,944 --> 00:52:32,279
你為什麼這麼難搞？

704
00:52:32,362 --> 00:52:33,738
我不會抱貓

705
00:52:33,822 --> 00:52:35,448
老兄，怎麼了？

706
00:52:35,532 --> 00:52:37,784
吉米，有一隻…

707
00:52:38,368 --> 00:52:40,203
噢不！

708
00:52:40,287 --> 00:52:41,955
我們要幫你取暖

709
00:52:42,038 --> 00:52:43,540
是啊，小心點

710
00:52:43,623 --> 00:52:44,958
噢，糟了

711
00:52:45,041 --> 00:52:46,459
我抱住你了

712
00:52:46,543 --> 00:52:48,128
-牠好冰冷喔
-天啊

713
00:52:48,211 --> 00:52:49,546
要帶牠去哪？

714
00:52:49,629 --> 00:52:51,673
不行，牠身上有蟲，奧托

715
00:52:52,465 --> 00:52:55,176
走吧，我抱住你了

716
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:56,720
奧托，開門

717
00:52:56,803 --> 00:52:58,346
沒事了，小貓咪

718
00:52:58,430 --> 00:53:00,515
-不會有事的
-真可憐

719
00:53:02,893 --> 00:53:04,352
沒事了

720
00:53:04,436 --> 00:53:06,521
-地板全是雪
-抱歉

721
00:53:06,605 --> 00:53:09,858
天啊，屋子裡頭好冷喔

722
00:53:09,983 --> 00:53:11,443
這一件呢？

723
00:53:11,526 --> 00:53:12,736
-不行
-能不能…？

724
00:53:12,819 --> 00:53:14,738
別碰那件大衣

725
00:53:14,821 --> 00:53:18,116
-能不能拿條毯子？
-給那隻貓？

726
00:53:18,199 --> 00:53:19,618
沒關係，我行的

727
00:53:20,035 --> 00:53:21,036
你在幹嘛？

728
00:53:21,786 --> 00:53:25,540
幫牠取暖啊，我的體溫很高

729
00:53:25,624 --> 00:53:27,292
我去打開烤箱

730
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,794
不准把貓放進我的烤箱

731
00:53:29,878 --> 00:53:32,797
我只想讓屋子暖起來

732
00:53:38,053 --> 00:53:41,097
流理台好低喔，哪裡買的？

733
00:53:41,890 --> 00:53:45,352
我做的，替我太太索妮婭量身打造

734
00:53:46,645 --> 00:53:48,146
她也很矮嗎？

735
00:53:49,105 --> 00:53:50,357
索妮婭去世了

736
00:53:52,484 --> 00:53:54,569
她的廚藝很棒，對吧？

737
00:53:55,737 --> 00:53:57,280
我以前常常來蹭飯

738
00:54:00,867 --> 00:54:01,993
很遺憾

739
00:54:03,703 --> 00:54:07,123
請你們離開，我有事要做

740
00:54:08,541 --> 00:54:11,378
見到你真好

741
00:54:12,128 --> 00:54:14,673
誰要照顧這小傢伙？

742
00:54:14,756 --> 00:54:16,007
你啊

743
00:54:18,718 --> 00:54:19,719
好吧

744
00:54:27,769 --> 00:54:29,563
現在好好向我求婚

745
00:54:35,777 --> 00:54:37,529
真的超讚的

746
00:54:38,363 --> 00:54:40,574
我現在餓了

747
00:54:40,657 --> 00:54:42,701
"恭喜1978學年度工學院畢業班"

748
00:54:47,122 --> 00:54:48,123
讓我看看

749
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:51,418
{\an8}"工學院"

750
00:54:51,501 --> 00:54:54,462
{\an8}大學董事會特此證明奧托安德森

751
00:54:54,546 --> 00:54:58,341
完成工學院學士學位的學業…

752
00:54:58,425 --> 00:54:59,885
妳有沒有想過要…

753
00:55:01,094 --> 00:55:02,137
…想過要結婚？

754
00:55:04,055 --> 00:55:05,682
-如果妳想要…
-看著我

755
00:55:09,102 --> 00:55:10,437
現在好好向我求婚

756
00:55:13,732 --> 00:55:14,774
妳願意…？

757
00:55:19,654 --> 00:55:20,739
妳願意嫁給我嗎？

758
00:55:20,822 --> 00:55:21,948
願意

759
00:55:22,032 --> 00:55:23,366
好啊！

760
00:55:24,618 --> 00:55:25,785
好啊

761
00:55:27,329 --> 00:55:28,163
好啊

762
00:55:33,668 --> 00:55:36,046
太好了！

763
00:56:30,392 --> 00:56:31,226
天啊！

764
00:56:31,309 --> 00:56:32,310
打電話給119

765
00:56:35,188 --> 00:56:36,273
他跌下去！

766
00:56:36,356 --> 00:56:39,025
-快去救他
-快拍，不，用錄的

767
00:56:39,109 --> 00:56:40,235
真是夠了

768
00:56:40,318 --> 00:56:43,029
-誰可以幫忙？
-天啊，他跌下去了

769
00:56:43,113 --> 00:56:44,489
誰去把他救上來

770
00:56:44,573 --> 00:56:46,116
你能動嗎？

771
00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:49,869
你得動起來！你得起來！

772
00:56:50,787 --> 00:56:52,831
誰來幫幫我？

773
00:56:54,749 --> 00:56:55,625
快啊

774
00:56:55,709 --> 00:56:57,002
快拍啊

775
00:56:58,587 --> 00:56:59,921
快拍

776
00:57:00,005 --> 00:57:00,964
拍到了，我看到他了

777
00:57:03,049 --> 00:57:04,050
放大他的臉

778
00:57:04,134 --> 00:57:05,510
發生什麼事？

779
00:57:05,594 --> 00:57:06,469
我們要去博物館…

780
00:57:18,481 --> 00:57:19,941
看著我

781
00:57:20,025 --> 00:57:21,026
說哈囉

782
00:57:21,109 --> 00:57:22,611
深呼吸，奧托

783
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:26,865
握我的手

784
00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:27,824
握我的手

785
00:57:29,034 --> 00:57:30,702
握住我的手！

786
00:57:40,295 --> 00:57:43,381
你瘋了嗎？你可能因此喪命

787
00:57:43,465 --> 00:57:44,925
先生，你救了他命

788
00:57:45,008 --> 00:57:46,718
他救了那傢伙的命

789
00:57:48,845 --> 00:57:50,096
真的太神奇了

790
00:57:57,229 --> 00:57:59,606
-隨便啦，追蹤我們
-追蹤我們

791
00:58:23,630 --> 00:58:25,257
妳想把我嚇死嗎？

792
00:58:26,007 --> 00:58:27,008
你看看

793
00:58:28,802 --> 00:58:32,097
艾比想要畫她的新鄰居

794
00:58:32,180 --> 00:58:33,598
她要送給你

795
00:58:34,975 --> 00:58:35,976
那是你

796
00:58:36,476 --> 00:58:37,811
她總是把你畫成彩色的

797
00:58:39,271 --> 00:58:40,397
"總是"是什麼意思？

798
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:43,650
我有個好主意

799
00:58:44,317 --> 00:58:46,152
你可以當我的駕駛教練

800
00:58:47,571 --> 00:58:48,405
不要

801
00:58:49,155 --> 00:58:50,323
不不不

802
00:58:50,407 --> 00:58:52,492
我可沒這閒工夫

803
00:58:53,451 --> 00:58:56,079
放心，我會付油錢

804
00:58:57,038 --> 00:59:00,792
你們在這兒，我一直在找你們

805
00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:02,586
嗨，吉米，你在幹嘛？

806
00:59:02,669 --> 00:59:04,087
-貓在裡面？
-對

807
00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:06,298
天啊！冷靜點

808
00:59:06,381 --> 00:59:08,466
牠真的很不喜歡這樣

809
00:59:08,550 --> 00:59:10,218
把牠放出來

810
00:59:10,844 --> 00:59:13,096
好，抱歉，小兄弟

811
00:59:15,932 --> 00:59:19,227
你在想什麼？帶他去散步？

812
00:59:19,311 --> 00:59:22,439
我忘了我對貓過敏，得把牠帶回來

813
00:59:22,522 --> 00:59:23,523
所以…

814
00:59:23,607 --> 00:59:25,400
-吉米
-是啊

815
00:59:25,984 --> 00:59:28,570
我塗了燕麥，但沒有幫助

816
00:59:28,653 --> 00:59:32,949
跟我來，湯米去年有條藥膏

817
00:59:33,033 --> 00:59:35,160
-他捅了黃蜂窩
-妳確定？

818
00:59:35,243 --> 00:59:36,745
-我不想麻煩妳
-沒關係，別抓了

819
00:59:36,828 --> 00:59:38,830
我應該多抓一下

820
00:59:38,914 --> 00:59:40,373
嘿，這隻貓呢？

821
00:59:41,207 --> 00:59:43,251
牠是你的了，奧托

822
00:59:43,919 --> 00:59:44,920
好好愛牠

823
01:00:00,393 --> 01:00:01,394
進去箱子裡

824
01:00:04,439 --> 01:00:05,523
進去箱子裡

825
01:00:10,779 --> 01:00:11,780
進去箱子裡

826
01:00:22,207 --> 01:00:24,209
抱歉我還沒去找妳

827
01:00:28,088 --> 01:00:30,298
比我想像的更困難

828
01:00:36,638 --> 01:00:38,223
現在牠又搬進來

829
01:00:43,812 --> 01:00:45,021
我養了一隻貓

830
01:00:47,983 --> 01:00:50,402
我得先想辦法處理牠

831
01:00:52,445 --> 01:00:54,864
然後就去找妳，索妮婭，我保證

832
01:00:57,409 --> 01:00:58,410
{\an8}我好想妳

833
01:01:28,523 --> 01:01:29,941
噢，不不不

834
01:01:30,025 --> 01:01:32,277
你不准佔領我的床

835
01:01:32,861 --> 01:01:35,155
這才是你的床

836
01:01:36,114 --> 01:01:40,410
你想睡在外面，睡在雪堆裡嗎？

837
01:01:40,493 --> 01:01:41,745
我可以安排

838
01:01:52,214 --> 01:01:55,467
你會是這世上最棒的爸爸

839
01:02:30,210 --> 01:02:31,628
嘿！

840
01:02:31,711 --> 01:02:32,796
怎麼了？

841
01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:35,048
你騎腳踏車發傳單？

842
01:02:35,131 --> 01:02:36,675
對啊，這是我的工作

843
01:02:36,758 --> 01:02:39,135
當服務生或加油站員工才是工作

844
01:02:39,219 --> 01:02:43,056
我晚上在披薩店，週末在二手店打工…

845
01:02:45,809 --> 01:02:48,103
你是安德森先生，對吧？

846
01:02:49,563 --> 01:02:51,481
你以前會去學校

847
01:02:52,274 --> 01:02:53,358
什麼時候？

848
01:02:54,526 --> 01:02:55,986
安德森太太是我的老師

849
01:02:58,321 --> 01:03:01,157
她是第一個沒有把我當怪咖的人

850
01:03:01,241 --> 01:03:02,617
因為我是跨性別

851
01:03:05,161 --> 01:03:07,205
她是第一個叫我新名字的人

852
01:03:08,290 --> 01:03:10,542
說服其他老師也那麼做

853
01:03:12,794 --> 01:03:14,045
在學校幫了我很多

854
01:03:16,006 --> 01:03:17,465
我不會再發你傳單了

855
01:03:20,051 --> 01:03:20,886
嘿

856
01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:24,264
你叫什麼名字？

857
01:03:25,140 --> 01:03:26,683
-馬爾坎

858
01:03:27,267 --> 01:03:28,435
我是奧托

859
01:03:28,518 --> 01:03:29,895
幸會了，奧托

860
01:03:36,568 --> 01:03:37,485
嘿！

861
01:03:39,404 --> 01:03:41,364
奧托！好消息

862
01:03:41,448 --> 01:03:43,408
安迪在教我開車

863
01:03:43,491 --> 01:03:44,576
他教錯了

864
01:03:45,952 --> 01:03:47,412
-謝謝你
-不客氣

865
01:03:48,413 --> 01:03:49,915
-好吧
-很好

866
01:03:49,998 --> 01:03:51,291
-掰

867
01:03:51,374 --> 01:03:52,667
打P檔！

868
01:03:52,751 --> 01:03:55,420
你還在打D檔！那是自排車

869
01:03:55,503 --> 01:03:58,423
你還在打D檔，應該打P檔

870
01:03:58,506 --> 01:03:59,341
什麼？

871
01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:03,261
掰！

872
01:04:07,891 --> 01:04:09,226
-救命啊
-我來了

873
01:04:11,853 --> 01:04:13,897
我來救公主了

874
01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,148
好啦，來了！

875
01:04:15,232 --> 01:04:16,149
奧托！

876
01:04:16,775 --> 01:04:19,527
奧托來了！我媽做了餅乾

877
01:04:19,611 --> 01:04:21,238
奧托，請進

878
01:04:21,321 --> 01:04:24,115
我無法忍受白癡教白癡如何開車

879
01:04:24,199 --> 01:04:27,202
妳，穿上大衣，該上課了

880
01:04:27,285 --> 01:04:28,286
什麼？

881
01:04:29,579 --> 01:04:31,873
你要教我？真假？

882
01:04:31,957 --> 01:04:34,125
奧托，謝謝你！

883
01:04:35,627 --> 01:04:36,795
謝謝你

884
01:04:38,838 --> 01:04:40,131
我馬上就來！

885
01:04:40,215 --> 01:04:42,968
你真好心，謝謝你

886
01:04:44,678 --> 01:04:45,845
我試過一次

887
01:04:47,180 --> 01:04:48,515
我出門囉

888
01:04:48,598 --> 01:04:49,599
掰，奧托！

889
01:04:49,683 --> 01:04:53,186
-媽媽要去開車
-小心點

890
01:04:53,270 --> 01:04:54,771
-掰，媽媽
-掰，乖女兒

891
01:04:54,854 --> 01:04:56,022
玩得開心

892
01:04:57,107 --> 01:04:57,983
掰，媽媽！

893
01:04:58,066 --> 01:04:59,067
太好了

894
01:05:00,485 --> 01:05:02,612
沒有大人了，來吧！

895
01:05:04,281 --> 01:05:07,075
奧托，開我們的車好嗎？

896
01:05:07,158 --> 01:05:09,578
我只開過自排車

897
01:05:09,661 --> 01:05:10,620
不行

898
01:05:10,704 --> 01:05:13,707
我要教妳怎麼開車，上車

899
01:05:18,003 --> 01:05:21,506
前面是紅燈，妳得剎車

900
01:05:21,590 --> 01:05:23,425
我得踩離合器，對吧？

901
01:05:23,508 --> 01:05:26,344
先踩離合器再踩剎車

902
01:05:26,428 --> 01:05:29,514
-踩剎車或離合器？
-踩離合器

903
01:05:29,598 --> 01:05:31,516
先踩剎車再踩離合器

904
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,518
先踩離合器，現在踩剎車

905
01:05:33,602 --> 01:05:35,437
剎車，剎車

906
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:37,022
別對我大叫

907
01:05:37,147 --> 01:05:39,024
我沒對妳大叫

908
01:05:39,107 --> 01:05:40,317
我踩離合器了

909
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,277
我們要停車，然後…

910
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:45,697
先踩離合器再踩剎車，踩剎車

911
01:05:45,780 --> 01:05:48,658
他停車了，別撞上去，剎車剎車

912
01:05:49,242 --> 01:05:50,827
好了，放手

913
01:05:51,703 --> 01:05:53,413
我的天啊

914
01:05:53,496 --> 01:05:54,497
剎車

915
01:05:55,165 --> 01:05:56,458
先踩離合器再踩剎車

916
01:05:57,042 --> 01:05:58,627
我遜斃了

917
01:05:59,252 --> 01:06:00,587
-遜斃了
-妳還在學

918
01:06:02,214 --> 01:06:05,008
我差點撞到它，只差一點點

919
01:06:05,091 --> 01:06:07,135
沒關係啦，那是台油電車

920
01:06:07,219 --> 01:06:08,428
那是台油電車

921
01:06:09,054 --> 01:06:11,473
-我該倒車
-不用

922
01:06:11,556 --> 01:06:13,808
-沒關係
-我差點撞到它

923
01:06:13,892 --> 01:06:15,977
-無所謂
-不必倒車嗎？

924
01:06:16,061 --> 01:06:17,896
先等綠燈

925
01:06:19,022 --> 01:06:21,650
走吧，先踩離合器

926
01:06:22,525 --> 01:06:23,777
再踩油門

927
01:06:23,860 --> 01:06:25,195
慢慢鬆開離合…

928
01:06:25,278 --> 01:06:26,488
妳沒有入檔

929
01:06:27,989 --> 01:06:29,074
綠燈！

930
01:06:29,157 --> 01:06:32,953
先踩離合器再換檔…不必轉動鑰匙

931
01:06:33,036 --> 01:06:34,454
-快走啊
-慢慢踩…

932
01:06:34,996 --> 01:06:36,831
-天啊
-慢慢踩…

933
01:06:37,582 --> 01:06:39,709
先鬆開離合器再踩油門

934
01:06:39,834 --> 01:06:40,752
我辦不到

935
01:06:40,835 --> 01:06:43,004
-就這麼簡單
-我辦不到

936
01:06:44,005 --> 01:06:45,924
不要，奧托

937
01:06:47,050 --> 01:06:49,678
什麼？可惡

938
01:06:49,761 --> 01:06:50,971
你有什麼毛病？

939
01:06:51,555 --> 01:06:53,348
她正在學開車

940
01:06:53,431 --> 01:06:55,475
你不必學開車嗎？

941
01:06:55,559 --> 01:06:57,561
冷靜點，老頭兒

942
01:06:57,811 --> 01:06:58,728
嘿

943
01:06:58,812 --> 01:07:02,190
我不是老頭兒！王八蛋！

944
01:07:03,066 --> 01:07:05,569
你敢再按一次喇叭

945
01:07:05,652 --> 01:07:07,445
你就死定了，聽到嗎？

946
01:07:08,822 --> 01:07:09,864
了解嗎？

947
01:07:12,367 --> 01:07:13,368
噢，慘了

948
01:07:17,205 --> 01:07:18,456
妳給我聽好

949
01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:22,752
妳生過兩個小孩，就快生第三個

950
01:07:22,836 --> 01:07:26,673
妳從很遠的國家來到這裡

951
01:07:26,756 --> 01:07:28,341
學會新的語言

952
01:07:28,425 --> 01:07:30,969
上學唸書，嫁了個笨老公

953
01:07:31,052 --> 01:07:33,096
妳把全家照顧得好好的

954
01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:35,682
學會開車絕對沒問題

955
01:07:35,765 --> 01:07:37,934
天啊，世上有一大堆白痴

956
01:07:38,018 --> 01:07:39,185
都能學會開車

957
01:07:39,269 --> 01:07:40,854
妳又不是白痴

958
01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,192
所以…

959
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,361
踩離合器

960
01:07:49,279 --> 01:07:50,405
換檔

961
01:07:51,072 --> 01:07:52,282
踩油門

962
01:07:53,491 --> 01:07:54,576
開車

963
01:08:10,508 --> 01:08:11,760
太好了

964
01:08:11,843 --> 01:08:12,886
太好了

965
01:08:15,305 --> 01:08:19,935
這是個停車位，練習路邊停車

966
01:08:20,018 --> 01:08:24,897
先倒車，直到保險桿和照後鏡對齊

967
01:08:24,981 --> 01:08:25,982
"史丹格烘焙店"

968
01:08:26,066 --> 01:08:27,317
現在打直

969
01:08:28,151 --> 01:08:29,945
把車子倒進路邊

970
01:08:32,989 --> 01:08:34,699
-向前一點
-再向前一點

971
01:08:34,783 --> 01:08:35,825
然後停車

972
01:08:36,868 --> 01:08:37,911
打N檔

973
01:08:39,329 --> 01:08:40,330
拉手剎車

974
01:08:40,413 --> 01:08:41,414
車鑰匙

975
01:08:44,500 --> 01:08:45,669
就這樣？

976
01:08:45,752 --> 01:08:46,795
就這樣

977
01:08:48,338 --> 01:08:49,630
時間剛剛好

978
01:08:50,882 --> 01:08:51,883
我來吧

979
01:08:55,094 --> 01:08:56,721
這些是薩姆拉麵包

980
01:08:58,973 --> 01:09:00,850
瑞典的閃電泡芙

981
01:09:01,726 --> 01:09:02,936
小心會爆漿

982
01:09:03,812 --> 01:09:05,230
吃吃看吧

983
01:09:05,313 --> 01:09:06,356
用手指拿

984
01:09:14,572 --> 01:09:16,366
你怎麼找到這地方？

985
01:09:17,241 --> 01:09:18,701
這是索妮婭的愛店

986
01:09:21,079 --> 01:09:23,623
我們以前每週六下午一點都會來

987
01:09:25,917 --> 01:09:27,460
然後做什麼？

988
01:09:28,044 --> 01:09:29,295
兩點鐘回家

989
01:09:30,589 --> 01:09:32,591
我會洗車打蠟

990
01:09:32,674 --> 01:09:37,219
她會改考卷做飯，然後看一整天的書

991
01:09:37,846 --> 01:09:39,138
什麼樣的書？

992
01:09:40,389 --> 01:09:41,391
她的書

993
01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:45,562
我嘗試看過，但是…

994
01:09:45,645 --> 01:09:46,646
我就是…

995
01:09:47,438 --> 01:09:48,565
我不愛看書

996
01:09:50,025 --> 01:09:52,152
她朋友說我們天差地遠

997
01:09:55,322 --> 01:09:57,741
我遇見索妮婭之前的人生是黑白的

998
01:09:58,867 --> 01:09:59,951
她增添了色彩

999
01:10:03,622 --> 01:10:05,040
我一定會喜歡她

1000
01:10:05,123 --> 01:10:06,416
她真的很有個性

1001
01:10:07,584 --> 01:10:10,670
說服學校為需要輔導的學生

1002
01:10:10,754 --> 01:10:12,297
特地開一門課

1003
01:10:12,380 --> 01:10:17,761
很多孩子家庭有問題，或是不善於社交

1004
01:10:18,386 --> 01:10:22,807
但經過索妮婭的輔導，他們都會讀莎翁

1005
01:10:26,686 --> 01:10:29,147
我遇到她以前的學生…

1006
01:10:30,190 --> 01:10:31,399
就在前幾天

1007
01:10:33,818 --> 01:10:35,278
他叫馬爾坎

1008
01:10:41,534 --> 01:10:44,246
-妳需要奶精
-好

1009
01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:52,254
我們剛搬去的時候相處得很融洽

1010
01:10:53,046 --> 01:10:54,339
就像天賜的禮物

1011
01:10:54,422 --> 01:10:56,299
歡迎搬進這個社區

1012
01:10:56,383 --> 01:10:58,385
{\an8}-嗨，我是索妮婭
-我是安妮塔

1013
01:10:58,468 --> 01:11:01,054
索妮婭和安妮塔是閨蜜

1014
01:11:01,137 --> 01:11:03,056
我拿著羅賴把

1015
01:11:03,139 --> 01:11:05,559
我和魯本其實很像

1016
01:11:05,642 --> 01:11:06,977
騎慢一點！

1017
01:11:07,727 --> 01:11:08,937
各方面都很像

1018
01:11:09,688 --> 01:11:10,689
白痴

1019
01:11:10,772 --> 01:11:12,524
但人都會變

1020
01:11:12,607 --> 01:11:14,317
或是不會變

1021
01:11:15,235 --> 01:11:18,280
世事無常，我們越來越疏遠

1022
01:11:19,239 --> 01:11:21,992
築起心牆，他們不高興

1023
01:11:22,075 --> 01:11:23,410
"福特"

1024
01:11:23,493 --> 01:11:24,786
我們都知道原因

1025
01:11:27,455 --> 01:11:30,292
也許建商一直蓋房子把大家逼瘋

1026
01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:33,253
那個山丘上本來有一座樹林

1027
01:11:33,336 --> 01:11:35,380
所以才命名樺木社區

1028
01:11:35,463 --> 01:11:38,717
後來他們加蓋公寓，砍光樺木

1029
01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:41,720
我們開始抗議他們才知道做了什麼

1030
01:11:41,803 --> 01:11:42,804
我和魯本

1031
01:11:43,513 --> 01:11:45,056
這是在他把你踢走之前？

1032
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:47,893
對啊，我和魯本當時還是朋友

1033
01:11:47,976 --> 01:11:51,521
後來我們就意見不合

1034
01:11:56,359 --> 01:11:58,236
"福特"

1035
01:12:03,658 --> 01:12:06,161
"雪佛蘭"

1036
01:12:10,332 --> 01:12:13,335
"福特"

1037
01:12:18,256 --> 01:12:20,508
"雪佛蘭"

1038
01:12:22,344 --> 01:12:26,765
幾年後，他們的兒子克里斯去日本工作

1039
01:12:26,848 --> 01:12:29,392
後來他再也沒回來看他們

1040
01:12:31,144 --> 01:12:32,562
他和魯本一直處不來

1041
01:12:33,563 --> 01:12:36,233
於是我就決定放下前嫌

1042
01:12:36,316 --> 01:12:37,317
魯本

1043
01:12:39,152 --> 01:12:40,362
嘿

1044
01:12:41,696 --> 01:12:44,199
前陣子索妮婭給我這瓶酒

1045
01:12:44,282 --> 01:12:45,909
沒機會打開來喝

1046
01:12:47,327 --> 01:12:49,913
也許我們能重新開始

1047
01:12:54,042 --> 01:12:56,253
想看我的新車嗎？

1048
01:12:57,879 --> 01:12:59,005
好啊

1049
01:12:59,089 --> 01:13:00,257
全新車款

1050
01:13:00,924 --> 01:13:02,384
才剛出來不久

1051
01:13:08,014 --> 01:13:09,057
你看

1052
01:13:11,476 --> 01:13:12,519
豐田？

1053
01:13:14,145 --> 01:13:16,022
你買了一台豐田

1054
01:13:16,106 --> 01:13:18,066
敞篷轎跑車

1055
01:13:18,149 --> 01:13:20,569
五速自排車

1056
01:13:21,236 --> 01:13:23,196
你得跟著時代改變

1057
01:13:24,114 --> 01:13:25,240
奧托！

1058
01:13:27,075 --> 01:13:31,079
我不知道他是怎麼了，但我失去了他

1059
01:13:31,162 --> 01:13:33,331
我得捍衛我相信的事

1060
01:13:33,415 --> 01:13:36,084
就算是一台福特汽車

1061
01:13:39,296 --> 01:13:43,675
你和索妮婭想過要生小孩嗎？

1062
01:13:47,721 --> 01:13:49,639
兩點了

1063
01:13:52,017 --> 01:13:53,018
好吧

1064
01:13:54,853 --> 01:13:55,854
來了

1065
01:14:01,067 --> 01:14:03,862
我今晚想請你幫忙

1066
01:14:03,945 --> 01:14:06,656
我和湯米在寶寶出生前

1067
01:14:06,740 --> 01:14:08,033
很少出去吃晚飯

1068
01:14:08,116 --> 01:14:10,452
我才不會載你們去約會

1069
01:14:11,036 --> 01:14:13,914
不用啦，我們會叫計程車

1070
01:14:14,998 --> 01:14:16,750
那妳要我幫什麼忙？

1071
01:14:16,833 --> 01:14:18,460
媽，我沒拿！

1072
01:14:18,543 --> 01:14:21,004
才怪！還給我！

1073
01:14:21,087 --> 01:14:23,757
-來抓我啊
-夠了，別再吵了

1074
01:14:28,511 --> 01:14:30,805
妳們要學會分享一切

1075
01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,683
我不確定耶

1076
01:14:33,767 --> 01:14:36,770
別傻了，這會很好玩

1077
01:14:36,853 --> 01:14:40,649
請記住，艾比九點得上床

1078
01:14:40,732 --> 01:14:41,775
可以吧？

1079
01:14:43,568 --> 01:14:46,905
警報器密碼是4491

1080
01:14:46,988 --> 01:14:48,823
我要設定為防盜模式

1081
01:14:48,949 --> 01:14:50,158
你有在專心看嗎？

1082
01:14:50,242 --> 01:14:53,411
你想出去只要按這個按鈕

1083
01:14:53,536 --> 01:14:55,205
就能解除警報器

1084
01:14:55,288 --> 01:14:57,040
我會待在屋裡

1085
01:14:58,124 --> 01:14:59,376
是喔，好吧

1086
01:15:00,335 --> 01:15:01,711
以防萬一

1087
01:15:01,795 --> 01:15:04,130
-對奧托阿公好一點
-會啦！

1088
01:15:08,969 --> 01:15:10,679
我沒看到巧克力牛奶

1089
01:15:10,762 --> 01:15:14,516
要加巧克力醬，但加太多她會睡不著

1090
01:15:16,685 --> 01:15:17,978
牛奶給我

1091
01:15:18,061 --> 01:15:19,312
那是什麼？

1092
01:15:19,396 --> 01:15:22,274
一點都沒用的洗碗機

1093
01:15:23,984 --> 01:15:26,528
爸爸說他想把它丟出窗戶

1094
01:15:26,611 --> 01:15:29,030
但媽媽說爸爸不准再開窗戶

1095
01:15:34,828 --> 01:15:35,829
頭

1096
01:15:36,913 --> 01:15:37,914
卡貝沙

1097
01:15:38,707 --> 01:15:40,542
-卡貝沙

1098
01:15:40,625 --> 01:15:41,501
很好

1099
01:15:42,377 --> 01:15:43,253
眼睛

1100
01:15:43,837 --> 01:15:44,838
歐呼

1101
01:15:44,921 --> 01:15:47,424
-歐胡

1102
01:15:49,092 --> 01:15:49,926
很好

1103
01:15:50,010 --> 01:15:52,053
手臂，貝拉索

1104
01:15:52,137 --> 01:15:54,389
手臂，貝拉索

1105
01:15:54,472 --> 01:15:55,348
很好

1106
01:16:01,229 --> 01:16:03,273
我覺得這不是好主意

1107
01:16:03,356 --> 01:16:04,566
為什麼？

1108
01:16:05,692 --> 01:16:08,528
因為沒人打得贏摔角手

1109
01:16:08,612 --> 01:16:11,031
摔角手阿公！

1110
01:16:11,656 --> 01:16:13,199
摔角手阿公！

1111
01:16:14,492 --> 01:16:16,119
救救我

1112
01:16:16,202 --> 01:16:17,746
等等，是他先打人的

1113
01:16:18,705 --> 01:16:21,041
-預備
-開打囉！

1114
01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:24,753
用力打！空手劈！

1115
01:16:29,674 --> 01:16:32,844
"安第斯大學 瑪麗索曼德茲"

1116
01:16:35,972 --> 01:16:38,058
"加州大學 瑪麗索曼德茲"

1117
01:17:01,790 --> 01:17:03,500
哇，好安靜喔

1118
01:17:09,673 --> 01:17:10,674
大夥兒

1119
01:17:10,757 --> 01:17:12,092
嗨

1120
01:17:12,717 --> 01:17:13,552
嗨

1121
01:17:14,344 --> 01:17:16,012
她已經睡著了

1122
01:17:18,265 --> 01:17:19,558
怎麼樣？

1123
01:17:20,433 --> 01:17:21,268
很好啊

1124
01:17:21,351 --> 01:17:23,353
你今晚做得很棒，奧托

1125
01:17:23,436 --> 01:17:24,980
用這個拍拍你的背

1126
01:17:34,614 --> 01:17:36,408
-謝謝你，奧托
-不客氣

1127
01:17:36,491 --> 01:17:37,742
出門

1128
01:17:37,826 --> 01:17:38,994
晚安

1129
01:17:40,203 --> 01:17:41,204
好吧

1130
01:17:57,304 --> 01:17:58,471
他怎麼辦到的？

1131
01:18:05,270 --> 01:18:07,230
-嗨，奧托
-馬爾坎

1132
01:18:07,314 --> 01:18:11,067
換檔的時候聽不到落鏈聲嗎？

1133
01:18:11,151 --> 01:18:13,695
-太舊了
-別怪腳踏車

1134
01:18:13,778 --> 01:18:15,697
只要調整撥鏈器

1135
01:18:16,948 --> 01:18:19,576
-什麼？
-你要調整撥鏈器

1136
01:18:23,246 --> 01:18:25,040
不好意思

1137
01:18:25,123 --> 01:18:26,875
-嗨，我是雪莉肯錫
-嗨

1138
01:18:26,958 --> 01:18:29,127
我是社群媒體記者

1139
01:18:29,211 --> 01:18:32,380
我在找奧托安德森

1140
01:18:32,464 --> 01:18:34,466
妳確定要找他？

1141
01:18:40,931 --> 01:18:44,142
太棒了，真是不可思議

1142
01:18:44,226 --> 01:18:46,394
好好對待它，它會讓你騎得很順

1143
01:18:46,478 --> 01:18:48,313
拿去，留著吧

1144
01:18:48,396 --> 01:18:49,522
謝了，奧托

1145
01:18:50,315 --> 01:18:54,819
我竟然幫你丟垃圾到別人家的草坪

1146
01:18:54,903 --> 01:18:56,238
打兩份工不夠嗎？

1147
01:18:57,322 --> 01:18:58,907
我在存錢買車子

1148
01:18:58,990 --> 01:19:00,325
-是嗎？
-是啊

1149
01:19:00,408 --> 01:19:01,952
哪個牌子？

1150
01:19:02,035 --> 01:19:03,161
福斯

1151
01:19:11,795 --> 01:19:13,755
小姐，妳擋住車庫了

1152
01:19:13,838 --> 01:19:17,008
安德森先生？我是雪莉肯錫

1153
01:19:17,092 --> 01:19:19,594
我是社群媒體記者，我…

1154
01:19:19,678 --> 01:19:21,012
那是什麼？

1155
01:19:21,096 --> 01:19:24,683
我有個網路節目叫"日常英雄"

1156
01:19:24,766 --> 01:19:27,769
你那天在火車站真的很勇敢

1157
01:19:27,852 --> 01:19:29,187
你救了那個人

1158
01:19:29,271 --> 01:19:30,689
妳找錯人了

1159
01:19:31,815 --> 01:19:35,443
並沒有，我看過影片十幾次

1160
01:19:35,527 --> 01:19:36,987
-就是你
-影片？

1161
01:19:37,070 --> 01:19:38,405
你還沒看過？

1162
01:19:38,488 --> 01:19:42,200
有個通勤族拍下來放上網路

1163
01:19:42,284 --> 01:19:45,996
留言區有人認得你，我這才找到你

1164
01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:47,998
影片有一百多萬人次觀看

1165
01:19:48,081 --> 01:19:49,833
一百萬？一百萬

1166
01:19:49,916 --> 01:19:52,210
他們為什麼要多管閒事？

1167
01:19:52,294 --> 01:19:55,672
因為你的故事激勵人心

1168
01:19:55,755 --> 01:19:57,883
我只想跟你聊一下…

1169
01:19:57,966 --> 01:20:00,385
不行，我有太多事情要做

1170
01:20:00,468 --> 01:20:02,762
我拍下你救的人的影片

1171
01:20:02,846 --> 01:20:03,972
你應該看看

1172
01:20:04,472 --> 01:20:06,099
-奧托
-讓我找出來

1173
01:20:06,975 --> 01:20:08,101
早安

1174
01:20:09,144 --> 01:20:10,020
早安

1175
01:20:12,731 --> 01:20:15,358
準備再教我開車嗎？

1176
01:20:15,442 --> 01:20:17,360
-現在不方便
-是嗎？

1177
01:20:17,444 --> 01:20:19,654
有人嗎？我還在裡面！

1178
01:20:19,738 --> 01:20:21,448
-我沒把妳鎖起來
-有人嗎？

1179
01:20:21,531 --> 01:20:23,742
轉一下把手就能開門

1180
01:20:23,825 --> 01:20:26,119
妳有開過門吧？

1181
01:20:26,202 --> 01:20:27,203
白痴

1182
01:20:29,831 --> 01:20:32,000
奧托！是我

1183
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:33,168
她走了

1184
01:20:34,586 --> 01:20:36,546
很好，我還沒巡邏完

1185
01:20:38,131 --> 01:20:40,008
社群媒體記者？

1186
01:20:40,091 --> 01:20:41,551
那是什麼意思？

1187
01:20:42,344 --> 01:20:45,472
一群笨蛋拿著手機自拍

1188
01:20:45,555 --> 01:20:47,224
你處理得很好

1189
01:20:47,307 --> 01:20:49,351
把她關進你的車庫

1190
01:20:49,434 --> 01:20:53,480
那一招真的很讚

1191
01:20:53,563 --> 01:20:54,606
好樣的

1192
01:20:58,610 --> 01:21:02,155
奧托，我在想，你幫了我們這麼多

1193
01:21:02,239 --> 01:21:05,158
-我想為你做點事
-不需要

1194
01:21:05,242 --> 01:21:08,995
你可以吃好一點，有時候

1195
01:21:09,079 --> 01:21:11,790
-那些餅乾…
-沙波洛？

1196
01:21:11,873 --> 01:21:14,251
那些不錯吃，還不錯

1197
01:21:14,960 --> 01:21:16,461
我也在想

1198
01:21:16,545 --> 01:21:20,966
我可以幫你清理家裡和玄關

1199
01:21:21,049 --> 01:21:24,427
幫你打包索妮婭的大衣和鞋子

1200
01:21:24,511 --> 01:21:25,720
不需要

1201
01:21:26,429 --> 01:21:29,558
是啦，但這能幫你走出來

1202
01:21:29,641 --> 01:21:31,268
我不想走出來

1203
01:21:31,351 --> 01:21:33,186
她永遠都會陪著你

1204
01:21:33,270 --> 01:21:35,313
但你還在這裡

1205
01:21:35,397 --> 01:21:36,523
夠了

1206
01:21:38,024 --> 01:21:41,653
我爸死後，我媽就放棄生活

1207
01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:43,905
-她不再像以前那樣…
-別說了

1208
01:21:44,864 --> 01:21:47,325
-閉嘴
-好啦！別對我大叫

1209
01:21:49,077 --> 01:21:51,454
為什麼要多管閒事？

1210
01:21:51,830 --> 01:21:52,706
白痴

1211
01:21:53,707 --> 01:21:55,166
逮到機會就來煩我

1212
01:21:55,250 --> 01:21:58,545
他們一直喋喋不休，蓋過我對她的回憶

1213
01:21:59,212 --> 01:22:02,090
我不想把索妮婭趕出我的生命

1214
01:22:02,173 --> 01:22:03,550
她是我的所有

1215
01:22:03,633 --> 01:22:06,386
我本來一無所有，她走後更是如此

1216
01:22:07,429 --> 01:22:08,430
你有我

1217
01:22:12,475 --> 01:22:14,102
那個王八蛋！

1218
01:22:15,979 --> 01:22:17,063
不不不

1219
01:22:18,815 --> 01:22:21,484
停車，給我停車！

1220
01:22:21,568 --> 01:22:25,071
你把鐵門打開？對吧？

1221
01:22:25,155 --> 01:22:26,781
只有你還在乎

1222
01:22:26,865 --> 01:22:28,742
我要住戶遵守規定

1223
01:22:28,825 --> 01:22:31,202
我知道你的事

1224
01:22:31,286 --> 01:22:34,039
你在辦公室的檔案很厚

1225
01:22:34,122 --> 01:22:37,667
我知道你老婆的事，你怪每個人…

1226
01:22:37,751 --> 01:22:38,752
給我閉嘴

1227
01:22:38,835 --> 01:22:41,463
別再說一個字

1228
01:22:41,546 --> 01:22:44,633
別激動，奧托，我不想惹你生氣

1229
01:22:44,716 --> 01:22:48,011
但你不該一個人生活

1230
01:22:48,094 --> 01:22:52,766
我們比你想像的更了解你，所以…

1231
01:22:52,849 --> 01:22:55,602
照顧好你的心臟，好嗎？

1232
01:22:55,685 --> 01:22:56,978
你對我的心臟了解多少？

1233
01:22:57,687 --> 01:22:59,898
你對我的心臟了解多少？

1234
01:22:59,981 --> 01:23:01,942
多管閒事的混蛋！

1235
01:23:02,025 --> 01:23:03,235
奧托

1236
01:23:04,027 --> 01:23:07,113
怎麼了？沒事吧？還好吧？

1237
01:23:07,197 --> 01:23:09,282
想幫我的話就關上鐵門

1238
01:23:22,837 --> 01:23:24,631
奧托

1239
01:23:26,508 --> 01:23:27,759
奧托

1240
01:23:30,428 --> 01:23:31,429
奧托

1241
01:23:32,138 --> 01:23:34,683
拜託跟我說話，奧托

1242
01:23:38,270 --> 01:23:39,104
奧托

1243
01:23:45,735 --> 01:23:47,320
跟我說話，奧托

1244
01:24:01,793 --> 01:24:02,794
奧托

1245
01:24:06,298 --> 01:24:07,632
奧托

1246
01:24:25,609 --> 01:24:26,776
謝謝你

1247
01:24:54,888 --> 01:24:56,514
"尼加拉大瀑布"

1248
01:24:56,598 --> 01:24:58,308
你戴會很帥

1249
01:24:58,391 --> 01:24:59,976
-不要
-來嘛

1250
01:25:00,060 --> 01:25:02,520
老公，你真的很帥

1251
01:25:33,969 --> 01:25:35,053
"霧中少女號"

1252
01:27:47,769 --> 01:27:49,187
把手給我

1253
01:27:49,271 --> 01:27:50,855
寶寶正在踢我

1254
01:28:03,910 --> 01:28:05,120
我馬上回來

1255
01:29:14,314 --> 01:29:15,523
索妮婭！

1256
01:29:19,569 --> 01:29:20,403
索妮婭！

1257
01:29:32,457 --> 01:29:33,458
索妮婭！

1258
01:30:21,590 --> 01:30:22,591
嗨

1259
01:30:26,261 --> 01:30:27,637
妳醒來了

1260
01:30:45,989 --> 01:30:47,824
那就夠了，親愛的

1261
01:30:51,995 --> 01:30:55,040
你很憤怒，我知道

1262
01:30:57,167 --> 01:30:58,251
而且悲傷

1263
01:31:00,170 --> 01:31:01,171
我也是

1264
01:31:03,673 --> 01:31:05,300
但我們得繼續過活

1265
01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,524
又怎麼了？

1266
01:31:27,405 --> 01:31:28,240
馬爾坎

1267
01:31:28,323 --> 01:31:29,950
抱歉，我不是故意…

1268
01:31:30,033 --> 01:31:31,785
我不會向你開槍

1269
01:31:31,868 --> 01:31:32,911
那是什麼聲音？

1270
01:31:32,994 --> 01:31:36,122
發電機壞了，停電了

1271
01:31:36,206 --> 01:31:38,166
你想幹嘛？外面很冷

1272
01:31:39,501 --> 01:31:41,878
我想請你讓我睡你沙發

1273
01:31:42,462 --> 01:31:43,838
這裡不是旅館

1274
01:31:45,966 --> 01:31:47,676
對，很抱歉

1275
01:31:47,759 --> 01:31:49,427
你為什麼不能回家？

1276
01:31:52,305 --> 01:31:53,723
我爸把我趕出家門

1277
01:31:59,229 --> 01:32:00,939
你可以睡沙發

1278
01:32:01,690 --> 01:32:05,068
別去餐廳，天花板需要修理

1279
01:32:05,151 --> 01:32:07,237
就在樓上索妮婭以前的書房

1280
01:32:08,029 --> 01:32:10,115
他為什麼把你踢出家門？

1281
01:32:10,198 --> 01:32:12,284
因為你現在是馬爾坎了？

1282
01:32:12,367 --> 01:32:14,369
對，因為我是馬爾坎

1283
01:32:14,452 --> 01:32:16,538
因為我打扮成這樣

1284
01:32:17,289 --> 01:32:20,834
我看太多書，我不愛運動，隨你挑

1285
01:32:20,917 --> 01:32:23,086
我是跨性別他覺得很丟臉

1286
01:32:23,169 --> 01:32:24,588
那他就是個白痴

1287
01:32:27,007 --> 01:32:28,300
你今晚睡這裡

1288
01:32:28,383 --> 01:32:30,051
別亂碰東西

1289
01:32:30,135 --> 01:32:31,177
好的

1290
01:33:30,946 --> 01:33:32,197
真沒想到

1291
01:33:32,280 --> 01:33:33,114
早安

1292
01:33:33,281 --> 01:33:35,659
還在停電，我就把剩下的蛋煮完

1293
01:33:35,784 --> 01:33:36,910
趁還沒有壞之前

1294
01:33:38,286 --> 01:33:39,246
希望你不會介意

1295
01:33:40,372 --> 01:33:42,040
我得去巡邏了

1296
01:33:42,123 --> 01:33:43,875
不先喝杯咖啡？

1297
01:33:46,628 --> 01:33:47,629
好的

1298
01:33:54,219 --> 01:33:55,220
來吧

1299
01:33:56,721 --> 01:33:57,764
吃點炒蛋嗎？

1300
01:33:58,932 --> 01:34:00,016
我不會拒絕

1301
01:34:00,725 --> 01:34:01,726
好吧

1302
01:34:19,828 --> 01:34:20,912
那個罐子…

1303
01:34:22,330 --> 01:34:23,331
放進這裡

1304
01:34:26,751 --> 01:34:27,752
掛起來

1305
01:34:33,717 --> 01:34:36,094
奧托！你在巡邏喔

1306
01:34:36,177 --> 01:34:38,763
我能加入嗎？我得多走路

1307
01:34:38,847 --> 01:34:39,764
好吧

1308
01:34:40,515 --> 01:34:41,725
-我是吉米
-馬爾坎

1309
01:34:41,808 --> 01:34:43,226
-幸會了
-謝了

1310
01:34:46,146 --> 01:34:46,980
有

1311
01:34:47,731 --> 01:34:48,732
有

1312
01:34:49,941 --> 01:34:53,028
奧托，走慢一點，我的心跳太快了

1313
01:34:53,612 --> 01:34:54,613
有

1314
01:35:08,627 --> 01:35:12,672
有聽說他們要把魯本送去護理之家嗎？

1315
01:35:12,756 --> 01:35:13,924
誰？

1316
01:35:14,007 --> 01:35:15,967
建商的人啊

1317
01:35:16,051 --> 01:35:17,177
天啊

1318
01:35:17,260 --> 01:35:19,721
他們說服安妮塔賣掉房子

1319
01:35:19,804 --> 01:35:21,723
不，是克里斯的決定

1320
01:35:21,806 --> 01:35:24,476
-他不能那麼做
-他可以

1321
01:35:24,559 --> 01:35:27,729
建商發現安妮塔得了帕金森氏症

1322
01:35:27,812 --> 01:35:29,773
就找到克里斯然後…

1323
01:35:29,856 --> 01:35:30,982
-帕金森氏症？
-對

1324
01:35:31,066 --> 01:35:34,027
去年克里斯說服安妮塔簽了授權書

1325
01:35:34,110 --> 01:35:35,403
以防她的狀況變糟

1326
01:35:35,487 --> 01:35:38,490
於是建商就向克里斯買下房子

1327
01:35:38,573 --> 01:35:39,658
那群混蛋

1328
01:35:41,117 --> 01:35:44,287
等等，安妮塔去年發現自己有帕金森？

1329
01:35:44,996 --> 01:35:46,081
不可能是這樣

1330
01:35:46,164 --> 01:35:48,959
她會告訴索妮婭，索妮婭會告訴我

1331
01:35:50,168 --> 01:35:53,922
安妮塔和魯本不想讓你們知道

1332
01:35:54,005 --> 01:35:56,800
他們說你已經夠忙了

1333
01:35:58,468 --> 01:35:59,553
他們那麼說？

1334
01:36:10,855 --> 01:36:14,109
我要看建商給妳的所有文件

1335
01:36:14,192 --> 01:36:17,279
通知、信件，妳有授權書副本嗎？

1336
01:36:17,362 --> 01:36:18,989
你怎麼會知道？

1337
01:36:19,072 --> 01:36:20,657
-妳有嗎？
-有

1338
01:36:20,740 --> 01:36:21,741
-去拿來
-好

1339
01:36:23,660 --> 01:36:28,623
還有妳和魯本病情的紀錄

1340
01:36:28,707 --> 01:36:30,500
都是吉米跟你說的？

1341
01:36:30,584 --> 01:36:32,002
妳能去拿嗎？

1342
01:36:32,085 --> 01:36:33,086
可以

1343
01:36:39,259 --> 01:36:40,385
我是個白痴

1344
01:36:42,387 --> 01:36:45,765
糾結於自己的煩惱，不再替別人著想

1345
01:36:45,849 --> 01:36:48,184
我以為可以置身事外

1346
01:36:49,978 --> 01:36:51,563
朋友不該這麼冷漠

1347
01:36:51,646 --> 01:36:52,647
所以…

1348
01:36:54,441 --> 01:36:56,985
過了這麼久很難開口

1349
01:36:58,028 --> 01:36:59,154
但我很抱歉

1350
01:37:02,032 --> 01:37:04,200
我也會搞定這件事

1351
01:37:17,172 --> 01:37:18,340
我得借用妳的手機

1352
01:37:20,592 --> 01:37:22,260
為何不能用你自己的？

1353
01:37:23,261 --> 01:37:25,096
我的手機停話了

1354
01:37:27,349 --> 01:37:28,183
為什麼？

1355
01:37:28,266 --> 01:37:31,895
不重要，我得借用妳的手機

1356
01:37:33,939 --> 01:37:35,106
你知道嗎？

1357
01:37:35,190 --> 01:37:36,191
不行

1358
01:37:36,274 --> 01:37:37,734
-不行？
-不行

1359
01:37:38,860 --> 01:37:41,571
你不肯說你的手機為何停話

1360
01:37:41,655 --> 01:37:44,991
也不肯說為何要借用我的手機

1361
01:37:45,075 --> 01:37:48,078
更不肯說你昨天在街上怎麼了

1362
01:37:48,870 --> 01:37:51,998
然後回家連門都不肯打開

1363
01:37:53,917 --> 01:37:55,502
你把我嚇壞了，奧托

1364
01:37:57,254 --> 01:37:59,297
你知道我在門外等了多久嗎？

1365
01:37:59,381 --> 01:38:02,342
我不知道你是不是出了事

1366
01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:05,845
或是你會出什麼事

1367
01:38:07,138 --> 01:38:10,600
很抱歉我提到索妮婭的大衣

1368
01:38:10,684 --> 01:38:12,102
但我只是想幫忙

1369
01:38:13,520 --> 01:38:16,439
你卻把我拒之門外

1370
01:38:18,441 --> 01:38:21,236
所以你不能借用我的手機

1371
01:38:27,284 --> 01:38:30,620
你覺得大家都是白痴所以人生很難

1372
01:38:30,704 --> 01:38:32,497
你得自己扛下所有事，對嗎？

1373
01:38:34,207 --> 01:38:35,041
對嗎？

1374
01:38:36,376 --> 01:38:37,377
猜怎麼著？

1375
01:38:38,503 --> 01:38:39,713
你辦不到

1376
01:38:40,964 --> 01:38:41,965
沒人辦得到

1377
01:38:43,383 --> 01:38:45,093
你應該感到高興

1378
01:38:45,176 --> 01:38:47,429
有人想幫你度過糟糕的一天

1379
01:38:49,097 --> 01:38:50,599
就算他們是白痴

1380
01:38:51,766 --> 01:38:52,726
所以…

1381
01:38:52,809 --> 01:38:54,102
建商那些混蛋

1382
01:38:54,185 --> 01:38:57,147
想把安妮塔和魯本趕出他們家

1383
01:38:57,898 --> 01:38:59,441
所以我才得借用妳的手機

1384
01:39:03,236 --> 01:39:04,988
好吧，進來吧

1385
01:39:21,504 --> 01:39:23,381
我們從來沒度過假

1386
01:39:27,761 --> 01:39:29,304
索妮婭懷胎六個月

1387
01:39:30,597 --> 01:39:34,267
她想趁寶寶出生前做點特別的

1388
01:39:35,060 --> 01:39:37,562
於是我們就決定去尼加拉大瀑布

1389
01:39:39,606 --> 01:39:41,483
回程時客運出車禍

1390
01:39:43,151 --> 01:39:45,737
車廠召回剎車線

1391
01:39:45,820 --> 01:39:47,864
但客運公司從沒修好

1392
01:39:49,532 --> 01:39:50,909
索妮婭半身癱瘓，而且…

1393
01:39:52,494 --> 01:39:54,496
我們也失去了兒子

1394
01:39:58,416 --> 01:40:00,835
三個月後她終於能回家

1395
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:04,839
但他們已經開始蓋新公寓

1396
01:40:04,923 --> 01:40:08,134
還有社區中心和步道

1397
01:40:08,218 --> 01:40:11,346
全都不是無障礙空間

1398
01:40:12,222 --> 01:40:14,849
建商大可以修改設計藍圖

1399
01:40:15,725 --> 01:40:20,105
但法律沒這規定，他們也不在乎

1400
01:40:20,730 --> 01:40:21,815
我在乎

1401
01:40:23,024 --> 01:40:24,109
我非常在乎

1402
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:28,113
-你太太這種人…
-我好生氣

1403
01:40:28,196 --> 01:40:31,283
什麼意思？她這種人？什麼意思？

1404
01:40:31,366 --> 01:40:33,827
-你想說什麼？
-放開我！

1405
01:40:34,536 --> 01:40:38,873
於是他們就把我踢出管委會

1406
01:40:41,084 --> 01:40:43,128
我想徹底毀掉他們

1407
01:40:43,211 --> 01:40:46,965
建商、房地商、客運公司和司機

1408
01:40:47,048 --> 01:40:48,675
我本來永遠無法放手…

1409
01:40:50,385 --> 01:40:51,386
要是沒有索妮婭

1410
01:40:52,929 --> 01:40:54,598
索妮婭說我們必須繼續過活

1411
01:40:57,851 --> 01:40:58,935
我就那麼做

1412
01:41:00,562 --> 01:41:01,813
我為了索妮婭繼續過活

1413
01:41:06,401 --> 01:41:08,069
她半年前去世

1414
01:41:08,945 --> 01:41:09,946
癌症

1415
01:41:14,200 --> 01:41:15,493
我本來也想尋死

1416
01:41:17,329 --> 01:41:19,706
所以才會停用手機

1417
01:41:22,751 --> 01:41:25,837
但現在我覺得她要我繼續過活

1418
01:41:28,465 --> 01:41:31,218
我也有事要做

1419
01:41:35,388 --> 01:41:38,183
{\an8}"雪莉肯錫"

1420
01:42:03,208 --> 01:42:04,918
你在浪費時間，奧托

1421
01:42:05,001 --> 01:42:07,462
木已成舟，魯本要跟我們走

1422
01:42:07,546 --> 01:42:10,924
你敢擋路，我就請警察逮捕你

1423
01:42:11,550 --> 01:42:12,467
我什麼都沒做

1424
01:42:12,842 --> 01:42:14,427
別再向前走一步

1425
01:42:15,345 --> 01:42:17,097
你不能把我先生帶走

1426
01:42:17,847 --> 01:42:21,351
安妮塔，我們這是為妳好

1427
01:42:21,434 --> 01:42:24,521
你想搶走我的房子

1428
01:42:25,397 --> 01:42:26,648
我要魯本

1429
01:42:26,773 --> 01:42:28,149
{\an8}留下來跟我一起…

1430
01:42:28,233 --> 01:42:29,651
{\an8}"長照部門"

1431
01:42:29,734 --> 01:42:31,653
…在家度過餘生

1432
01:42:31,736 --> 01:42:35,907
妳不行了，誰會照顧魯本？

1433
01:42:35,991 --> 01:42:38,410
誰會照顧妳？奧托？

1434
01:42:38,493 --> 01:42:41,496
奧托的身體也不行了，對吧？

1435
01:42:42,622 --> 01:42:43,832
我會照顧他們

1436
01:42:45,125 --> 01:42:46,126
你在幹嘛？

1437
01:42:46,209 --> 01:42:47,043
放下來

1438
01:42:47,127 --> 01:42:48,628
安妮塔和魯本就像我的家人

1439
01:42:48,712 --> 01:42:50,463
只要他們需要，我就會照顧他們

1440
01:42:51,006 --> 01:42:52,632
他們不是你家人

1441
01:42:53,300 --> 01:42:56,261
他們的兒子克里斯決定他們無法自理

1442
01:42:56,344 --> 01:42:58,263
所以我們只是…

1443
01:42:58,346 --> 01:42:59,431
不好意思

1444
01:42:59,556 --> 01:43:01,683
克里斯上次見他父母是何時？

1445
01:43:01,766 --> 01:43:05,437
他住在日本，十年沒跟父母聯絡

1446
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:07,814
克里斯不清楚他父母的狀況

1447
01:43:07,898 --> 01:43:09,566
除了你跟他說的

1448
01:43:09,649 --> 01:43:11,484
妳又是誰？

1449
01:43:11,568 --> 01:43:13,445
我是雪莉肯錫

1450
01:43:13,528 --> 01:43:15,447
社群媒體記者

1451
01:43:15,530 --> 01:43:17,699
我們現在正在直播

1452
01:43:18,408 --> 01:43:19,868
{\an8}夠了…

1453
01:43:19,951 --> 01:43:21,828
關掉攝影機，不准亂拍

1454
01:43:21,912 --> 01:43:23,705
人行道是公共區域

1455
01:43:24,372 --> 01:43:28,043
你跟安妮塔兒子說她得了帕金森，但…

1456
01:43:28,168 --> 01:43:31,796
{\an8}她從來沒說過她的診斷結果

1457
01:43:31,880 --> 01:43:33,089
你怎麼會知道？

1458
01:43:33,173 --> 01:43:35,300
我得查一下記錄

1459
01:43:36,176 --> 01:43:39,012
安德森先生算是本地英雄

1460
01:43:39,095 --> 01:43:41,473
他說你也知道

1461
01:43:41,723 --> 01:43:44,309
{\an8}他的私人就診資料

1462
01:43:44,392 --> 01:43:46,186
你和你公司

1463
01:43:46,269 --> 01:43:49,439
是怎麼非法取得老人家的病歷？

1464
01:43:51,483 --> 01:43:52,442
好了，走吧

1465
01:43:52,567 --> 01:43:54,110
{\an8}這件事結束了

1466
01:43:54,194 --> 01:43:55,946
幸會了

1467
01:43:56,029 --> 01:43:57,739
你玩完了

1468
01:43:57,822 --> 01:43:59,157
別拿手機拍我

1469
01:43:59,241 --> 01:44:00,158
再見

1470
01:44:00,242 --> 01:44:02,118
-我們做到了
-沒錯

1471
01:44:04,246 --> 01:44:05,497
掰，謝謝你！

1472
01:44:05,580 --> 01:44:06,790
{\an8}我一個小時前

1473
01:44:06,873 --> 01:44:08,500
上傳安妮塔和克里斯的故事

1474
01:44:09,417 --> 01:44:11,211
{\an8}已經有幾十個人說

1475
01:44:11,294 --> 01:44:14,005
{\an8}建商把他們趕出自己的家

1476
01:44:14,089 --> 01:44:15,840
-太簡單了
-慢走不送

1477
01:44:15,924 --> 01:44:17,217
如果你有故事

1478
01:44:17,342 --> 01:44:19,261
請和我雪莉肯錫分享

1479
01:44:19,344 --> 01:44:21,555
拍到了，拍到了

1480
01:44:22,931 --> 01:44:25,350
嘿，你忘了關鐵門

1481
01:44:25,433 --> 01:44:28,353
看到沒？他馬上舉手投降

1482
01:44:28,436 --> 01:44:30,647
當年那群混蛋至少會反抗

1483
01:44:32,107 --> 01:44:33,650
他們還沒把我們趕走

1484
01:44:42,993 --> 01:44:44,202
是啊

1485
01:44:44,286 --> 01:44:46,496
感覺很好，對吧？

1486
01:44:53,837 --> 01:44:57,132
敦親睦鄰已經過時了嗎？

1487
01:44:57,257 --> 01:45:00,760
我正在訪問目擊者安妮塔和吉米

1488
01:45:00,844 --> 01:45:03,972
吉米，你說安妮塔和魯本就像你的家人

1489
01:45:04,055 --> 01:45:05,724
那到底是什麼意思？

1490
01:45:05,807 --> 01:45:08,560
我幾乎每晚都去他們家吃晚飯

1491
01:45:13,023 --> 01:45:16,276
我知道你在等什麼，吃午飯對吧？

1492
01:45:17,110 --> 01:45:18,862
我知道你要什麼

1493
01:45:21,656 --> 01:45:23,199
來吧

1494
01:45:23,283 --> 01:45:25,911
你們最近才搬來，感覺如何？

1495
01:45:25,994 --> 01:45:28,121
{\an8}真的很棒

1496
01:45:28,204 --> 01:45:30,206
有這些好鄰居…

1497
01:45:30,290 --> 01:45:31,249
{\an8}是啊

1498
01:45:31,333 --> 01:45:32,542
{\an8}奧托？

1499
01:45:32,626 --> 01:45:33,793
奧托！

1500
01:45:35,795 --> 01:45:37,214
快叫救護車！

1501
01:45:51,895 --> 01:45:53,897
曼德茲太太？可以見他了

1502
01:45:53,980 --> 01:45:55,690
好的

1503
01:46:00,862 --> 01:46:03,156
哈囉，奧托阿公

1504
01:46:18,088 --> 01:46:19,089
曼德茲太太？

1505
01:46:19,673 --> 01:46:21,091
我是艾利斯醫師

1506
01:46:21,174 --> 01:46:23,260
安德森先生把妳列為最近的親屬

1507
01:46:24,135 --> 01:46:26,888
是的，沒錯

1508
01:46:26,972 --> 01:46:30,058
妳叔叔有驚無險，他提過他的病情嗎？

1509
01:46:32,269 --> 01:46:34,020
其實並沒有

1510
01:46:34,104 --> 01:46:36,606
這叫做肥厚性心肌症

1511
01:46:37,190 --> 01:46:39,818
他的心太大了

1512
01:46:42,445 --> 01:46:43,446
太大了？

1513
01:46:45,740 --> 01:46:46,741
好吧

1514
01:46:55,458 --> 01:46:56,918
抱歉，沒事

1515
01:47:08,346 --> 01:47:11,016
你真的很不會死耶

1516
01:47:22,777 --> 01:47:23,987
奧托，我要生了

1517
01:47:25,947 --> 01:47:27,032
我要生了

1518
01:47:28,450 --> 01:47:29,492
我要生了

1519
01:47:29,576 --> 01:47:32,621
我是心臟科醫生，我幫妳叫婦產科醫生

1520
01:47:36,041 --> 01:47:39,211
想想辦法，我要生了

1521
01:47:45,008 --> 01:47:47,052
"是個男孩"

1522
01:47:47,135 --> 01:47:48,720
準備好了嗎？

1523
01:47:48,803 --> 01:47:50,639
大家來拍大合照

1524
01:47:54,726 --> 01:47:56,269
拍照囉

1525
01:47:58,480 --> 01:48:01,024
好了嗎？大家說"馬可"

1526
01:48:01,107 --> 01:48:03,652
一、二、三

1527
01:48:03,735 --> 01:48:06,696
馬可！

1528
01:48:09,741 --> 01:48:10,909
奧托！

1529
01:48:10,992 --> 01:48:13,328
奧托，進來啊

1530
01:48:13,411 --> 01:48:15,538
大夥兒，這是我們的朋友奧托

1531
01:48:15,622 --> 01:48:16,748
嗨，奧托！

1532
01:48:19,292 --> 01:48:20,794
嘿，奧托

1533
01:48:20,877 --> 01:48:24,381
抱歉，這是關於門口停的車嗎？

1534
01:48:24,464 --> 01:48:26,341
不是，我帶了東西給妳

1535
01:48:29,094 --> 01:48:30,554
奧托

1536
01:48:30,637 --> 01:48:32,222
奧托

1537
01:48:33,306 --> 01:48:34,933
我重新上過漆

1538
01:48:35,016 --> 01:48:36,643
我好喜歡喔

1539
01:48:36,726 --> 01:48:38,270
這是給寶寶的

1540
01:48:39,604 --> 01:48:42,566
謝謝你，幫我抱一下

1541
01:48:42,649 --> 01:48:44,359
-為什麼？
-我去叫湯米來看

1542
01:48:44,442 --> 01:48:46,194
抱住他，他要哭了

1543
01:48:50,448 --> 01:48:52,367
我馬上回來，好喔

1544
01:48:52,450 --> 01:48:53,535
湯米？

1545
01:48:53,618 --> 01:48:54,828
哈囉，好了

1546
01:48:56,162 --> 01:48:57,914
該讓他再咬奶嘴嗎？

1547
01:49:02,002 --> 01:49:03,003
來吧

1548
01:49:04,129 --> 01:49:05,171
很好

1549
01:49:05,255 --> 01:49:06,548
好了

1550
01:49:06,631 --> 01:49:08,550
我是奧托阿公

1551
01:49:09,676 --> 01:49:10,677
好嗎？

1552
01:49:14,139 --> 01:49:18,143
讓我把你放在嬰兒床上面

1553
01:49:20,478 --> 01:49:22,439
你什麼都不必做

1554
01:49:22,522 --> 01:49:23,607
輕點

1555
01:49:24,608 --> 01:49:25,901
你的小腦袋瓜…

1556
01:49:27,110 --> 01:49:29,029
現在只要…

1557
01:49:29,905 --> 01:49:30,906
這樣就行

1558
01:49:56,890 --> 01:49:58,058
"索妮婭"

1559
01:49:58,141 --> 01:50:01,811
這是艾比和露娜，她們有東西給妳

1560
01:50:03,396 --> 01:50:05,357
-嗨，索妮婭

1561
01:50:06,566 --> 01:50:09,444
那是剛出生的馬可

1562
01:50:10,987 --> 01:50:13,949
還有我跟妳提過的瑪麗索和湯米

1563
01:50:15,242 --> 01:50:17,160
說"哈囉，索妮婭"

1564
01:50:17,244 --> 01:50:20,163
她很愛粉紅色的花，妳們真會挑

1565
01:50:21,665 --> 01:50:22,958
我也喜歡粉紅色

1566
01:50:30,549 --> 01:50:31,716
看到嗎？

1567
01:50:55,657 --> 01:50:57,158
-好了嗎？
-好了

1568
01:51:02,122 --> 01:51:03,164
好吧

1569
01:51:42,412 --> 01:51:43,413
不

1570
01:51:44,706 --> 01:51:45,957
不不不

1571
01:51:46,666 --> 01:51:47,959
拜託，奧托

1572
01:51:54,841 --> 01:51:56,468
"瑪麗索啟"

1573
01:51:56,551 --> 01:51:59,012
馬爾坎，檢查機油

1574
01:51:59,095 --> 01:52:01,806
看看怎麼樣？

1575
01:52:02,390 --> 01:52:03,850
不錯，對吧？

1576
01:52:03,934 --> 01:52:05,852
你說了算

1577
01:52:05,936 --> 01:52:07,062
-好了
-就這樣

1578
01:52:07,187 --> 01:52:10,482
好了，這是使用手冊

1579
01:52:11,191 --> 01:52:12,317
這是行照

1580
01:52:13,485 --> 01:52:14,611
還有車鑰匙

1581
01:52:14,694 --> 01:52:15,737
這是你的車了

1582
01:52:16,905 --> 01:52:18,114
你在開玩笑嗎？

1583
01:52:18,198 --> 01:52:19,241
沒有

1584
01:52:19,324 --> 01:52:20,158
什麼？

1585
01:52:20,242 --> 01:52:22,118
奧托！

1586
01:52:22,202 --> 01:52:24,412
謝謝你，謝謝你

1587
01:52:25,664 --> 01:52:28,667
-天啊
-你不必開福斯了

1588
01:52:28,750 --> 01:52:30,919
我有車子了！

1589
01:52:31,002 --> 01:52:32,587
-這是你的車
-開什麼玩笑？

1590
01:52:42,222 --> 01:52:44,224
奧托？你買了貨卡！

1591
01:52:44,307 --> 01:52:46,309
我的天啊！

1592
01:52:46,393 --> 01:52:47,978
想去兜風嗎？

1593
01:52:49,020 --> 01:52:50,981
-去兜風？
-很讚的貨卡喔

1594
01:52:51,064 --> 01:52:52,607
小心點

1595
01:52:52,691 --> 01:52:54,276
我喜歡你的車子

1596
01:52:54,359 --> 01:52:56,695
是嗎？開起來更棒

1597
01:52:59,990 --> 01:53:01,950
超大的

1598
01:53:02,033 --> 01:53:05,287
這就像摔角手奧托的怪獸卡車

1599
01:53:05,370 --> 01:53:07,289
你有漫畫嗎？

1600
01:53:07,372 --> 01:53:08,832
能去吃瑞典閃電泡芙嗎？

1601
01:53:08,915 --> 01:53:10,125
這才算過生活

1602
01:53:17,632 --> 01:53:19,384
噢，好吧

1603
01:53:33,899 --> 01:53:36,568
好了，誰要吃早餐？

1604
01:53:37,652 --> 01:53:39,946
來囉

1605
01:53:41,031 --> 01:53:42,032
好嗎？

1606
01:53:48,580 --> 01:53:51,041
-馬可都三歲了
-你長得好快

1607
01:53:51,124 --> 01:53:52,208
我去開門

1608
01:54:06,765 --> 01:54:07,766
嘿，老婆？

1609
01:54:10,185 --> 01:54:11,853
奧托沒有剷雪

1610
01:54:15,982 --> 01:54:16,983
看好妳弟弟

1611
01:54:29,913 --> 01:54:31,164
去拿鑰匙

1612
01:54:43,593 --> 01:54:44,594
奧托？

1613
01:54:46,930 --> 01:54:47,931
奧托

1614
01:54:48,598 --> 01:54:49,599
奧托

1615
01:54:58,858 --> 01:54:59,859
奧托

1616
01:55:27,387 --> 01:55:28,388
瑪麗索

1617
01:55:40,817 --> 01:55:41,818
瑪麗索

1618
01:55:42,569 --> 01:55:44,738
如果妳在讀這封信，別擔心

1619
01:55:45,405 --> 01:55:47,490
我沒做任何蠢事

1620
01:55:49,659 --> 01:55:53,705
結果心太大了並沒有聽起來的那麼好

1621
01:55:54,581 --> 01:55:57,500
醫生警告說這最後會害死我

1622
01:55:58,543 --> 01:56:01,796
我只是事先做好準備而已

1623
01:56:02,505 --> 01:56:05,133
貓咪每天吃鮪魚兩次

1624
01:56:05,217 --> 01:56:07,928
而且喜歡躲起來大小便

1625
01:56:08,553 --> 01:56:09,638
請尊重那一點

1626
01:56:11,598 --> 01:56:13,141
我想辦一場葬禮

1627
01:56:14,309 --> 01:56:15,769
我們在此緬懷你…

1628
01:56:15,852 --> 01:56:17,103
但不要太誇張

1629
01:56:17,187 --> 01:56:18,230
…我們的弟兄奧托

1630
01:56:19,356 --> 01:56:21,399
只是一場紀念會

1631
01:56:23,818 --> 01:56:27,113
為了覺得我有所貢獻的人

1632
01:56:29,908 --> 01:56:30,825
緬懷一名本地英雄

1633
01:56:30,909 --> 01:56:33,787
{\an8}以及本節目的好朋友

1634
01:56:33,870 --> 01:56:34,871
{\an8}奧托安德森

1635
01:56:34,955 --> 01:56:37,332
吉米，你想說幾句話紀念奧托嗎？

1636
01:56:37,415 --> 01:56:38,708
好的

1637
01:56:38,833 --> 01:56:40,710
{\an8}奧托，我們愛你，為了紀念你

1638
01:56:40,835 --> 01:56:45,215
我和馬爾坎每天替你巡邏社區

1639
01:56:45,340 --> 01:56:47,342
午休時間和工作日

1640
01:56:48,677 --> 01:56:49,719
{\an8}你在我們心中佔有一席之地

1641
01:56:50,303 --> 01:56:51,304
"安息 阿公"

1642
01:56:51,388 --> 01:56:54,099
我的律師會讓妳用我的銀行帳戶

1643
01:56:55,684 --> 01:56:57,727
我從不亂花錢買東西

1644
01:56:58,353 --> 01:57:00,897
妳會有足夠的錢讓小孩念完書

1645
01:57:00,981 --> 01:57:02,482
妳是怎麼做到的？

1646
01:57:02,566 --> 01:57:03,733
"索妮婭安德森青少年危機基金"

1647
01:57:03,817 --> 01:57:05,235
剩下的錢隨便妳花

1648
01:57:05,318 --> 01:57:06,653
乖狗狗

1649
01:57:06,736 --> 01:57:07,988
那是狗狗蛋糕嗎？

1650
01:57:08,071 --> 01:57:09,322
我的小乖

1651
01:57:12,492 --> 01:57:13,743
敬奧托

1652
01:57:14,452 --> 01:57:17,914
房子和裡面的一切都是妳的

1653
01:57:18,832 --> 01:57:23,128
只要妳保證不把它賣給那些建商混蛋

1654
01:57:23,211 --> 01:57:25,005
拜託妳，瑪麗索…

1655
01:57:25,088 --> 01:57:26,172
湯米

1656
01:57:26,256 --> 01:57:28,341
…別讓湯米開那台雪佛蘭

1657
01:57:31,636 --> 01:57:32,637
來吧

1658
01:57:32,721 --> 01:57:35,015
別讓任何人開

1659
01:57:36,349 --> 01:57:38,560
我只信任妳

1660
01:57:40,562 --> 01:57:44,316
因為妳不是白痴

1661
01:57:47,402 --> 01:57:49,863
奧托阿公

1662
01:58:53,260 --> 01:58:57,138
若您或身邊的人有遇到心理困擾

1663
01:58:57,222 --> 01:59:01,935
請隨時撥打衛福部安心專線1925

1664
01:59:02,018 --> 01:59:06,189
關愛自己、也多關心身邊的人

1665
02:06:05,775 --> 02:06:07,777
字幕翻譯：
黃文俊