1 00:00:01,470 --> 00:00:02,470 ♪ synth music ♪ 2 00:00:02,553 --> 00:00:04,893 ♪ Ooh ♪ 3 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:07,010 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 4 00:00:07,095 --> 00:00:08,845 Previously on Black Monday... 5 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,546 Ever since I put this on you, 6 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,257 it's just been a series of disasters. 7 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:15,755 This is cursed. 8 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:17,345 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 9 00:00:17,428 --> 00:00:19,178 Your tie pin. 10 00:00:19,261 --> 00:00:20,641 I want you to have the other one 11 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,010 to remember me by. 12 00:00:22,095 --> 00:00:23,345 Just a little something 13 00:00:23,428 --> 00:00:24,798 to remind us of the greatest lesson 14 00:00:24,887 --> 00:00:26,297 we've all learned from you, Mo. 15 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:28,795 Fuck 'em all. 16 00:00:28,887 --> 00:00:29,597 Fuck 'em all. 17 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:30,799 Fuck 'em all. 18 00:00:30,887 --> 00:00:32,347 Mo, is that Tiff? 19 00:00:32,428 --> 00:00:33,428 This is my friend Rod Jaminski. 20 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:35,302 He just died. 21 00:00:35,387 --> 00:00:36,007 Your algorithm doesn't even fucking work. 22 00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:38,095 I-I'm working on it. 23 00:00:38,178 --> 00:00:39,798 How would you feel if we told your son and your boyfriend 24 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:41,887 that they're going to jail for illegal share parking? 25 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:43,350 Blair's in love with me, 26 00:00:43,428 --> 00:00:45,928 and I think I'm falling for him too. 27 00:00:46,011 --> 00:00:48,051 Blair's trying to make a move against both of us. 28 00:00:48,136 --> 00:00:50,386 He's trying to run the Georgina play for himself. 29 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,680 You really have crossed all the way over to the dark side. 30 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:54,762 I learned it by watching you, Dad. 31 00:01:06,929 --> 00:01:09,849 ♪ upbeat percussive music ♪ 32 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,603 I almost blew it last night. 33 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,219 Blair was feeling all lovey-dovey, you know, 34 00:01:37,303 --> 00:01:40,223 kissing my neck and--and-- and feeling me up, 35 00:01:40,303 --> 00:01:42,013 - grabbing my-- - Yeah, I get the jizz. 36 00:01:42,095 --> 00:01:43,095 I had to pretend like I found a lump 37 00:01:43,178 --> 00:01:44,758 just so I could get out of there 38 00:01:44,845 --> 00:01:46,385 without punching him in his lying-ass face. 39 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:48,970 I can't believe that you didn't know he was gay. 40 00:01:49,053 --> 00:01:51,053 Wait, me? You dated a girl for an entire year 41 00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:53,636 without realizing she was deaf. 42 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,430 I thought she was Czech. 43 00:01:55,512 --> 00:01:57,142 - It's a very similar accent. - No, it's not. 44 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,510 Listen, don't worry about Blair, all right? 45 00:01:58,595 --> 00:02:00,045 He's gonna get his by not getting his. 46 00:02:00,136 --> 00:02:01,296 How? 47 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:02,927 Once we pull this Georgina play, 48 00:02:03,011 --> 00:02:03,971 - we liquidate their assets... - Yeah. 49 00:02:04,053 --> 00:02:05,513 ...bankrupt that bitch, 50 00:02:05,595 --> 00:02:07,385 and all the money flows into the Jammer Group. 51 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:09,600 Of which Blair owns six percent. 52 00:02:09,679 --> 00:02:11,009 Which is why I'm gonna do 53 00:02:11,095 --> 00:02:12,925 the exact same thing to the Jammer Group. 54 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:14,681 - What? - Turns out, there was 55 00:02:14,762 --> 00:02:16,852 a secret clause in my bylaws that have some real claws 56 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,050 that'll make Santa Claus come-- 57 00:02:18,136 --> 00:02:19,846 Okay. Okay, okay, one second. 58 00:02:19,929 --> 00:02:22,009 Can we ditch the wordplay until you finish explaining? 59 00:02:22,095 --> 00:02:24,925 Any majority owner can freeze out any minority owner, 60 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,801 which means you and I can stop Blair from cashing out 61 00:02:27,887 --> 00:02:30,137 while we liquidate the Jammer Group, right? 62 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,430 Bankrupt this bitch, take all that cash, 63 00:02:32,512 --> 00:02:35,142 and start our own company: the Mo Co. 64 00:02:35,929 --> 00:02:38,469 Okay, you're right, the Mo Experience. 65 00:02:40,136 --> 00:02:41,346 Can you believe that we got him trapped 66 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,508 in a classic Catch-69? 67 00:02:43,595 --> 00:02:46,045 I just assume you're gonna tell me why it's not 22? 68 00:02:46,136 --> 00:02:47,796 The only way he can fuck us is if he gets fucked. 69 00:02:47,887 --> 00:02:49,467 So it's a Catch-22. 70 00:02:49,553 --> 00:02:51,303 Jesus Chri-- can we just focus on what's important, 71 00:02:51,387 --> 00:02:53,137 like how we're gonna keep champagne spray 72 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:55,430 - off our brand-new tuxes? - Mmm. 73 00:02:55,512 --> 00:02:56,972 It's gonna be like a championship locker room 74 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,473 - up in this bitch. 75 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,263 I can't believe you bought us all 76 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:02,255 Bijan tuxes for your birthday tonight. 77 00:03:02,345 --> 00:03:03,505 Getting you all fitted without you finding out, 78 00:03:03,595 --> 00:03:04,595 now, that was the tricky part. 79 00:03:04,679 --> 00:03:06,389 Oh, yeah. 80 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:09,050 Dawny, I-- 81 00:03:09,136 --> 00:03:10,846 I would have never got here without you. 82 00:03:12,303 --> 00:03:14,303 I can't think of anybody I'd rather celebrate with. 83 00:03:17,595 --> 00:03:20,675 Yeah, well, you just better be at your birthday, you know. 84 00:03:20,762 --> 00:03:22,762 I can't believe you no-showed last year. 85 00:03:22,845 --> 00:03:24,255 You missed Jesse Jackson 86 00:03:24,345 --> 00:03:25,885 telling Joe Piscopo's Joan Rivers impression 87 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:27,010 to go back to Hymie Town. 88 00:03:27,095 --> 00:03:28,755 Goddamn it, I miss everything. 89 00:03:28,845 --> 00:03:30,345 Yeah, well, let me tell you something: 90 00:03:30,428 --> 00:03:31,298 last year has got nothing on tonight. 91 00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:32,847 - Mm. - If I don't show, 92 00:03:32,929 --> 00:03:33,509 you better call the fucking morgue. 93 00:03:33,595 --> 00:03:34,545 Ooh! 94 00:03:36,011 --> 00:03:38,551 ♪ contemplative music ♪ 95 00:03:43,261 --> 00:03:44,551 - I am so sorry. - Are you? 96 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:45,797 'Cause they said you could have protected me, 97 00:03:45,887 --> 00:03:47,467 but you chose Mo. 98 00:03:47,553 --> 00:03:50,143 They're charging me with securities fraud. 99 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,550 I spent last night in a 12x12 cell. 100 00:03:52,637 --> 00:03:54,007 Well, if you think about it, 101 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:54,795 it's kind of bigger than your apartment. 102 00:03:54,887 --> 00:03:56,347 Don't, don't. 103 00:03:56,428 --> 00:03:57,048 Look, I didn't think they were gonna do shit. 104 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:58,796 Oh, they did shit, 105 00:03:58,887 --> 00:04:00,717 and then I had to watch a man named Bertrude 106 00:04:00,804 --> 00:04:02,934 take a shit without breaking eye contact 107 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:05,011 with me for 15 minutes. 108 00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:06,715 There's no stalls, Keith. 109 00:04:06,804 --> 00:04:08,764 I can fix this, make this right. 110 00:04:08,845 --> 00:04:10,345 Just trust me. Just trust me. Don't-- 111 00:04:10,428 --> 00:04:11,928 - It's over, Keith. 112 00:04:12,011 --> 00:04:14,261 You can never fix this. 113 00:04:15,804 --> 00:04:17,934 We'll be in touch, Mike. 114 00:04:18,011 --> 00:04:19,801 You called our bluff on your boyfriend. 115 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:21,507 Next up is your family. 116 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,215 Give us Mo and this all goes away. 117 00:04:23,303 --> 00:04:24,553 And destroying the tape isn't gonna 118 00:04:24,637 --> 00:04:26,217 save your ass this time 119 00:04:26,303 --> 00:04:28,013 'cause we're gonna be listening to you live 120 00:04:28,095 --> 00:04:29,715 - with the latest technology. - So small. 121 00:04:29,804 --> 00:04:31,014 You guys don't understand, okay? 122 00:04:31,095 --> 00:04:32,385 Mo is my friend, my best friend. 123 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:36,010 Mo is a piece of shit, and he's not your friend. 124 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:37,755 Tell me, how much of the Georgina play 125 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:38,715 is he giving you again? 126 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:40,304 Oh, right, zilch percent. 127 00:04:40,387 --> 00:04:41,927 What has he ever done for you? 128 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:43,931 He gave me a job when no one else would. 129 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,893 This is your moment of truth, Keith. 130 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:51,510 Seize it, or we're gonna seize your assets 131 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:54,095 and your ass, and we'll seize you in court. 132 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:56,888 Just pick one, Deb. 133 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:58,180 Seize you in court. 134 00:04:58,261 --> 00:05:01,141 ♪ ominous music ♪ 135 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:17,217 All right, everybody, shut the fuck up real quick. 136 00:05:17,303 --> 00:05:18,973 There you go. 137 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:21,893 Now, listen, we've been through a lot...of coke. 138 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:24,428 No, no, no, no, actually, 139 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:25,852 we have shared a lot of-- 140 00:05:25,929 --> 00:05:27,259 - Prostitutes. - And herpes. 141 00:05:27,345 --> 00:05:29,255 It was a zit. I have adult acne. 142 00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:31,175 But through it all, 143 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:33,641 we've had each other's backs, right? 144 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,390 And in exactly one minute 34, 145 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,760 it all pays off when we take over Georgina 146 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:41,385 and strip that bitch like an IROC-Z. 147 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:44,100 Strip that bitch like Roxy from Cheetah's. 148 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,097 Strip that bitch like Rocky 149 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:49,428 stripped itself of all artistic merit 150 00:05:49,512 --> 00:05:52,602 with the three lesser received sequels. 151 00:05:54,929 --> 00:05:57,299 I have lined up buyers for all the Georgina warehouses, right? 152 00:05:57,387 --> 00:05:59,047 It's gonna be the biggest real estate deal 153 00:05:59,136 --> 00:06:00,256 in New York history. 154 00:06:01,887 --> 00:06:03,967 And we couldn't have done it all 155 00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:05,683 without the kid here, 156 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:07,262 who's become like a kid to me. 157 00:06:07,345 --> 00:06:09,505 - Ah. - No, really, I gotta tell you, 158 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:11,755 it has been amazing to watch your evolution 159 00:06:11,845 --> 00:06:14,255 from punk-ass bitch to cold-ass mofo. 160 00:06:14,345 --> 00:06:16,715 Come on, say a few words. Take a bow. 161 00:06:16,804 --> 00:06:18,014 - Well, it's been a real pleasure getting to know-- 162 00:06:18,095 --> 00:06:19,385 Okay, here we go: five... 163 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:22,680 Four, three, two, one! 164 00:06:33,178 --> 00:06:36,428 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 165 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,260 Maurice. 166 00:06:39,345 --> 00:06:40,715 Oh, my God. 167 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,220 Wakey wakey, you fucking lightweight. 168 00:06:46,303 --> 00:06:48,223 You can't-- you can't be here. 169 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:49,433 You're--you're dead. 170 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:51,052 You're dead. 171 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:52,176 Welcome to hell. 172 00:06:53,762 --> 00:06:55,472 I got ya. 173 00:06:55,553 --> 00:06:57,303 But I-I-I spread your ashes and everything. 174 00:06:57,387 --> 00:06:58,797 I mean, I cried for the first time 175 00:06:58,887 --> 00:07:00,677 since Reagan got shot and didn't die. 176 00:07:00,762 --> 00:07:02,102 It was a prank, bud. 177 00:07:02,178 --> 00:07:04,258 I'm the pranking prank king. 178 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:05,925 The urn was filled with roadkill 179 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:07,761 and my friend Bobby Durst's dogs, 180 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,465 maybe a wife or two. 181 00:07:09,553 --> 00:07:13,683 That is so fucking... incredible... 182 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:16,885 ...outrageous, and amazing. 183 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,890 Oh, my God! 184 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:21,100 I had to find a way to surprise my boy on his birthday, 185 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:22,848 for Christ's sake. 186 00:07:22,929 --> 00:07:24,599 Gang, this man made so much money 187 00:07:24,679 --> 00:07:26,719 the man made up laws to keep him in prison. 188 00:07:26,804 --> 00:07:29,934 My own personal Mr. Drummond, Rod "The Jammer" Jaminski. 189 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,100 That's why you named 190 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:35,718 this place the Jammer Group. 191 00:07:35,804 --> 00:07:38,394 Oh, I thought it was hammer but Swedish. 192 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:39,970 Why would he name it after a Swedish hammer? 193 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:41,553 What are we chitchatting for, boys? 194 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:43,097 I've been in a bubble for I don't know 195 00:07:43,178 --> 00:07:44,298 how many fucking months, 196 00:07:44,387 --> 00:07:47,177 so let's all party until we die! 197 00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:49,721 Here we go. 198 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,474 This is the best birthday ever! 199 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:53,973 Mo, can I talk to you in private? 200 00:07:54,053 --> 00:07:57,103 Ooh! 201 00:07:57,178 --> 00:07:58,968 This party just got a little better. 202 00:08:00,387 --> 00:08:01,427 I'm coming too. 203 00:08:01,512 --> 00:08:02,762 Oh. 204 00:08:02,845 --> 00:08:04,545 No, no, I'll try anything twice. 205 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:07,097 Jammer! Jammer! Jammer! 206 00:08:07,178 --> 00:08:08,928 Mo, we gotta talk. 207 00:08:09,011 --> 00:08:10,391 No, we gotta talk. 208 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:12,010 You know, I'll start. 209 00:08:12,095 --> 00:08:13,255 ♪ Oh, Blair... ♪ 210 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:14,675 Fuck you. 211 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,012 Yeah, we know what you've been up to. 212 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,135 I don't think you do. 213 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:18,890 Oh, we do. 214 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:20,300 No, you don't. 215 00:08:20,387 --> 00:08:21,967 I'm sorry, Momo. 216 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,263 ♪ tense music ♪ 217 00:08:23,345 --> 00:08:25,505 What's happening? 218 00:08:25,595 --> 00:08:27,385 You're fired. 219 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:30,050 And your piece of the Jammer Group is frozen. 220 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:32,546 Is what we're about to tell you, right, Dawn? 221 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,467 Oh, did you ruin the surprise? 222 00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:36,973 You'd have to have majority control to kick me out. 223 00:08:37,053 --> 00:08:39,183 Oh, baby, I do. 224 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:41,931 No, baby, you don't. 225 00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:43,051 I'm sorry, Momo. 226 00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:44,386 Why do you keep saying that? 227 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,390 ♪ foreboding music ♪ 228 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,760 Oh, fuck. 229 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:57,845 It all started the night 230 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:59,639 you ruined my engagement party. 231 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,010 Dawn helped me figure out some things 232 00:09:01,095 --> 00:09:02,795 I'd been struggling with for a long time. 233 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:04,387 Dawn, I'm really confused right now. 234 00:09:08,428 --> 00:09:10,008 I know. You're gay. 235 00:09:10,095 --> 00:09:11,885 What? No. 236 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:13,720 No. Why does everyone keep saying that? 237 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,304 I'm sorry; isn't--isn't that 238 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:16,387 what you were gonna say you're confused about? 239 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,680 No. 240 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:21,642 No, what I was going to say was, I'm confused about Mo. 241 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,800 Is he up to something with me and Georgina? 242 00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:27,137 Because I found the Georgina document in the shredder, 243 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,850 and--and--and I could have sworn that that cop actor 244 00:09:29,929 --> 00:09:31,799 tonight at the party, 245 00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:33,547 he was the security guard 246 00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:35,217 who busted me for coke on the floor. 247 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,720 And I think I saw him in an ALF. 248 00:09:37,804 --> 00:09:39,434 Well, fuck all that. 249 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,852 I'm worried about you, Blair. 250 00:09:40,929 --> 00:09:42,349 Talk to me. 251 00:09:42,428 --> 00:09:43,638 I got a feeling I'm the only person 252 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,890 you can talk to about this. 253 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,260 Yeah. 254 00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:50,761 I don't know. 255 00:09:52,387 --> 00:09:55,507 It's like...it's like when I first got to the city, 256 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,845 I kept seeing these ads for the McDonald's McRib. 257 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,549 Do you know that thing? 258 00:10:00,637 --> 00:10:03,717 It's like a rack of ribs on a bun, except it's not. 259 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:07,014 It's something called restructured meat product, 260 00:10:07,095 --> 00:10:09,715 and they pressurize it into the shape of ribs, 261 00:10:09,804 --> 00:10:11,514 bones and all. 262 00:10:11,595 --> 00:10:13,675 Why would someone want a sandwich with bones in it? 263 00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:16,472 Exactly. It doesn't make sense. 264 00:10:16,553 --> 00:10:19,013 The bones aren't real. 265 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:21,215 ♪ unsettling music ♪ 266 00:10:21,303 --> 00:10:24,513 And I guess sometimes that's... 267 00:10:24,595 --> 00:10:26,795 that's how I feel, like I've... 268 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:32,641 ...like I've been pressed into this shape that... 269 00:10:34,887 --> 00:10:36,927 ...doesn't make sense to me. 270 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,850 I don't know. I-- 271 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,505 I don't know what I feel. 272 00:10:48,637 --> 00:10:50,507 But I feel it in my bones. 273 00:10:50,595 --> 00:10:53,215 Do you like how I got back to bones? 274 00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,473 And you almost landed it. 275 00:10:56,387 --> 00:10:58,137 But I get it. 276 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:00,140 I felt that way before I got to the Jammer Group, 277 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,100 but... 278 00:11:03,637 --> 00:11:05,847 ...that's what's so great about New York. 279 00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:09,465 You can be who you are. 280 00:11:09,553 --> 00:11:11,303 And you'll figure out who that is, Blair, 281 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:12,797 but whatever you do... 282 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:16,850 ...you can't marry Tiff. 283 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:18,429 I know. 284 00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:23,050 But should we order some ribs? 285 00:11:23,136 --> 00:11:25,886 I could do a half slab. 286 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,510 Then when I was up at the lake house, 287 00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:29,215 Blair called me in the middle of the night 288 00:11:29,303 --> 00:11:31,103 and helped me figure out some things 289 00:11:31,178 --> 00:11:32,468 that I'd been struggling with for a long time too. 290 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:33,263 What? 291 00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:34,925 Yes! 292 00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:37,141 Tiff's parents kidnapped her for the press. 293 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,800 I can't believe how fucked everyone is. 294 00:11:39,887 --> 00:11:41,927 They fucked their own daughter. 295 00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,261 Mo fucked me. 296 00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:44,095 Well, you know what? 297 00:11:44,178 --> 00:11:45,888 Fuck 'em all. 298 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,300 Let's you and I run the Georgina play. 299 00:11:47,387 --> 00:11:48,097 That's right. 300 00:11:48,178 --> 00:11:49,348 I know you knew. 301 00:11:49,428 --> 00:11:50,848 You're too smart not to. 302 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:53,885 I can't. 303 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:55,760 I just--I can't-- I can't do that to Mo. 304 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,385 Oh, Jesus, Dawn, for someone so smart, 305 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,390 you have a real blind spot for Mo. 306 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,470 - There's a good man in there. - Where? 307 00:12:02,553 --> 00:12:04,473 You built that place with him, 308 00:12:04,553 --> 00:12:07,853 and he made you beg to get even less than you deserve. 309 00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:09,799 He acts like the only reason you got anywhere 310 00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:11,967 is because you slept with him. 311 00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:13,683 That is bullshit! 312 00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,852 Okay, I am the best trader in that shithole. 313 00:12:15,929 --> 00:12:18,349 - I'm the best trader anywhere. - Exactly. 314 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:20,598 Look, you set me straight or whatever the other night, 315 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,259 and now I'm gonna set you straight. 316 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:23,885 It's your time, Dawn. 317 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,850 Mo's been holding you back for long enough. 318 00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:27,299 Be who you are. 319 00:12:27,387 --> 00:12:29,137 Here's the plan: 320 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,180 first, I'm gonna get a fucking cordless phone. 321 00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:32,761 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 322 00:12:32,845 --> 00:12:34,675 Why would you make me think that you were dating 323 00:12:34,762 --> 00:12:36,392 and then turn right back around and tell me that you're gay? 324 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,850 Because I knew you'd never give up 325 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,929 the six percent of the Jammer Group to Blair 326 00:12:40,011 --> 00:12:42,011 unless you thought it was your idea. 327 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,795 The only way to fuck you without you knowing 328 00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:45,637 was to convince you you were fucking me at the same time. 329 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,430 Catch-69. 330 00:12:47,512 --> 00:12:49,222 Honestly, it was a lot easier than we thought. 331 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:51,643 You were jealous of us all year for no reason. 332 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,720 We just had to give you one. 333 00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:55,224 Blair is in love with me, 334 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:58,143 and I think that I'm falling for him too. 335 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,470 And then add in a dash 336 00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,223 of your coke-fueled paranoia 337 00:13:01,303 --> 00:13:03,683 about how everyone's out to get you...to get you. 338 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:04,722 I just bumped into Tiff, all right? 339 00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:06,854 Now, she's pretty plastered, 340 00:13:06,929 --> 00:13:08,349 but she still managed to drop a couple bombshells like... 341 00:13:08,428 --> 00:13:09,348 I'm in. 342 00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:10,508 We're doing the me play. 343 00:13:10,595 --> 00:13:12,675 - I cut Tiff in. - Yeah? 344 00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:14,302 She took it surprisingly well, considering she just found out 345 00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:16,097 her marriage and her kidnapping were a sham. 346 00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:19,008 It's gonna cost us, but she's gonna set up Mo. 347 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,505 She can't wait to use her "acting." 348 00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:22,845 Just like theater camp, 349 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,849 I'm always getting fucked by gay guys. 350 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,100 Wait a minute, what do you-- 351 00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:27,428 And he's gonna run to me, 352 00:13:27,512 --> 00:13:28,682 and I'm gonna run him in circles. 353 00:13:28,762 --> 00:13:29,682 Blair is gay. 354 00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,142 Oh, no, not Blair. 355 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,220 I'm gonna... 356 00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:33,933 ...kill that motherfucker. 357 00:13:34,011 --> 00:13:35,511 Yeah, that's good. That's good. I like that. 358 00:13:35,595 --> 00:13:36,925 So six percent I gave you 359 00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:39,891 plus her 15 percent, that's 21. 360 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:42,140 I'm sure the other 30 percent came from the Leighmans. 361 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,300 - Yep. - But how? 362 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,257 The algorithm. 363 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,175 Once I accepted the fact 364 00:13:46,261 --> 00:13:48,051 that the only thing it was good for was losing money, 365 00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:49,756 I realized I could spot a loser from a mile away. 366 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,505 I rewrote the code to automatically sell 367 00:13:51,595 --> 00:13:53,425 when a stock hit a certain threshold to diminish losses, 368 00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:55,222 portfolio insurance. 369 00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:57,303 I wanted to call it the Blair bag, 370 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:59,427 like airbag but with my name, 371 00:13:59,512 --> 00:14:01,262 or the Blair-achute, 372 00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:03,295 but I'm not a fucking pussy anymore. 373 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,175 Wow. 374 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,761 Well, fuck me. 375 00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:09,545 I mean, I guess you already did that. 376 00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:11,597 And I deserved it... 377 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:14,139 from him, but from you? 378 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,930 Jesus Christ, Dawn, how could you do this shit? 379 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,551 What a punk move. 380 00:14:17,637 --> 00:14:18,847 I mean, didn't we have some good times together? 381 00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:20,599 Good times? This isn't about you, Mo. 382 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,139 - This is about me. - Oh. 383 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,970 - Punk move, really? - Yeah. 384 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,603 If I were a man, they'd just call it business. 385 00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:26,849 - It's just business, Mo. - Well, you know what? 386 00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,049 I taught you the fucking business. 387 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:29,596 I have an MBA from Northwestern. 388 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:30,889 Oh, here we go, throw that shit up in my face. 389 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,010 You could set your clock by that one. 390 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:33,595 I literally never mention it. 391 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:35,049 You know what? I dropped out of seventh grade. 392 00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:37,006 - Sorry, Dawn, sue me. - I never cared, Mo. 393 00:14:37,095 --> 00:14:37,885 - Bullshit you didn't care. - Bullshit I never cared! 394 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:38,890 Guys, guys. 395 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:40,600 Let me get my camcorder 396 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,799 'cause I love it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 397 00:14:41,887 --> 00:14:43,097 - Motherfucker. - What the fuck? 398 00:14:43,178 --> 00:14:45,178 - Hey, hey, hey! - Yo, yo! 399 00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,511 Check it out! The market's taking a huge shit right now. 400 00:14:51,637 --> 00:14:53,047 It's down 200 points. 401 00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:54,596 Wow, that's even more than we thought. 402 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:56,599 The fuck did you guys do? 403 00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,599 Well, once we saw how easily the Leighmans 404 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:00,299 let Blair's video game take over their whole portfolio, 405 00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:01,967 we couldn't resist. 406 00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:03,553 Well, if it isn't Robert Downey syndrome. 407 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,217 I was hoping I'd run into you with my Porsche, 408 00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:07,893 but I had to sell that car 409 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,470 when your algorithm wiped out my account 410 00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,433 and fucked me from VP down to bean counter. 411 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:13,142 Literally, I work at the soybean pit 412 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,680 hawking Jap fart marbles 413 00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:16,432 like some sort of Mick Dago Yid mutt. 414 00:15:16,512 --> 00:15:19,182 Wow, you really hit everyone there. 415 00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,761 Well, despite that slurry of slurs, 416 00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:23,175 I came to make it up to you. 417 00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:25,101 This will get you back in that corner office. 418 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:27,218 After it worked for him for a month, 419 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,103 Ty convinced all of Morgan to use the algorithm too. 420 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,048 But what Leighman and Morgan didn't know 421 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,596 was that we put a tiny glitch in the program 422 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:35,799 that would sell their entire portfolio 423 00:15:35,887 --> 00:15:38,507 when a certain blue chip stock started dropping. 424 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:39,965 Georgina Jeans. 425 00:15:40,053 --> 00:15:40,973 Georgina Jeans. 426 00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:42,763 And, of course, 427 00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:43,845 the Georgina play triggered a major sell-off. 428 00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:45,349 And then you shorted the market. 429 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,178 Well, that was Dawn's idea. 430 00:15:47,261 --> 00:15:50,181 I mean, what's 100 mill when you can make two? 431 00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,431 Stupid. 432 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,260 Mo, listen. 433 00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:57,425 Mo? 434 00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:58,852 Are you gonna barf? 435 00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:01,009 Uh, just, uh, having a little bit 436 00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:03,595 of an out-of-money experience. 437 00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,259 You guys have any fucking idea what you've done? 438 00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:07,385 It's a minor market correction. 439 00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:09,010 Correction? 440 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,005 Blair, what did I tell you fucking day one? 441 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,175 Computers don't make trades. Men do. 442 00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:16,471 And men are superstitious and scared and stupid, 443 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:17,683 and when they see two big houses selling, 444 00:16:17,762 --> 00:16:19,432 they're gonna fucking panic, 445 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,602 and panic spreads like wildfire, like chlamydia. 446 00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:23,929 - I can't believe-- - What? 447 00:16:24,011 --> 00:16:25,681 That we beat you and the market? 448 00:16:25,762 --> 00:16:27,052 I was gonna say I Can't Believe It's Not Butter 449 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:29,426 'cause that shit spreads real nice. 450 00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:31,972 People are gonna lose their fucking houses, 451 00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,763 their jobs, their livelihoods, 452 00:16:33,845 --> 00:16:35,385 their fucking everything, Blair. 453 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,390 So? 454 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,350 Wow. This isn't a stock play. 455 00:16:39,428 --> 00:16:41,848 It's a Steinbeck play, Grapes of Wrath shit. 456 00:16:41,929 --> 00:16:43,849 Well, congratulations, assholes. 457 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:45,599 You just broke the fucking world. 458 00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:47,219 I think you're exaggerating. 459 00:16:47,303 --> 00:16:48,393 Am I? 460 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:51,931 ♪ Six o'clock already ♪ 461 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,391 ♪ I was just in the middle of a dream ♪ 462 00:16:57,553 --> 00:16:59,393 ♪ I was kissin' Valentino ♪ 463 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,220 ♪ By a crystal blue Italian stream ♪ 464 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,181 ♪ But I can't be late ♪ 465 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:10,351 ♪ 'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid ♪ 466 00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:15,181 ♪ These are the days ♪ 467 00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:19,301 ♪ When you wish your bed was already made ♪ 468 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:22,547 ♪ It's just another manic Monday ♪ 469 00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:24,347 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 470 00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:26,598 ♪ I wish it was Sunday ♪ 471 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,139 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 472 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,260 ♪ 'Cause that's my fun day ♪ 473 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:32,005 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 474 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,095 ♪ My I-don't-have-to-run day ♪ 475 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,348 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 476 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:39,678 No, fuck! Not the Georgina play! 477 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,142 The market's crashing. 478 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,720 It's happening again, Len, just like '29. 479 00:17:42,804 --> 00:17:44,264 We're not going out like Grand-père. 480 00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:46,095 No Leighmans are dying today! 481 00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,888 Stop talking and just move everything into gold. 482 00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,180 - Dammit! - What? 483 00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:50,891 We're locked out of our positions. 484 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:51,970 The algorithm, it's selling everything we own. 485 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,803 I can't stop it. 486 00:17:53,887 --> 00:17:55,597 This was all a Jammer Group plot to screw us. 487 00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:58,139 Yeah, well, nobody screws us but us. 488 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,220 I-I-I-I meant-- 489 00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:01,603 I know what you meant. 490 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,389 I meant that the only one smart enough 491 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:06,720 to technically get the better of us is technically us. 492 00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:08,144 You're just a little haphazard 493 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,510 with your word choices, all right? 494 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:11,095 I mean, all siblings take baths together, 495 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:13,008 you know, when they're younger, 496 00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:14,425 and then what--what's the cutoff age, eight, nine? 497 00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:16,012 Yeah, you're preaching to the choir. 498 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,385 In Europe, there is no cutoff. 499 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,850 Forty five, I don't know. 500 00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:19,759 Can you please just stop the algorithm? 501 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:20,925 - Stop yelling at me! 502 00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:22,261 - Stop the fucking algorithm! 503 00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:25,295 ♪ ominous music ♪ 504 00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:35,637 What? 505 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,507 Look, Mo. 506 00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:44,385 You always said if I wanted something from you, 507 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,140 I had to take it. 508 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,140 I'm sorry, Mo, 509 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:51,680 but it's my time, 510 00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:55,262 and if it's any consolation, you know, 511 00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:57,385 this--this--this whole thing, 512 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,680 it was in motion before I even knew about the ring and... 513 00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:04,432 Does it matter? 514 00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:06,682 Does any of this fucking shit matter anymore? 515 00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:08,352 It's just us, you know what I mean, 516 00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:10,008 round and round on a fucking roller coaster, 517 00:19:10,095 --> 00:19:12,045 like you called it. 518 00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:13,426 I'm done with it. 519 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:14,552 I want to get off. 520 00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,257 For real, 521 00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:19,095 or is this just a joke about gettin' off? 522 00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:21,603 I'm out of jokes. 523 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,350 Look, I-- 524 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,970 I love you. 525 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,553 But you know that already. 526 00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:36,007 So what is there even left to say? 527 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,005 Fuck the play. Fuck the money. Fuck 'em all. 528 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:45,345 Okay, it really is just us. 529 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,795 Pretty unorthodox proposal. 530 00:20:00,887 --> 00:20:03,427 He didn't buy that ring five years ago. 531 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:04,852 He bought it yesterday. 532 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:06,139 Get the fuck out of here, Blair. 533 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,800 I had a PI follow you, Maurice. 534 00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:11,007 You sent Chad upstate yesterday 535 00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:12,795 to buy that ring to cover your ass. 536 00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:15,297 No, I sent Chad to pick up my new Limbo yesterday. 537 00:20:15,387 --> 00:20:17,297 - He was never gonna propose. - Dawn. 538 00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:19,847 That's not true, okay? This is real. 539 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,549 Nothing about you is real. 540 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,007 You are all bullshit. 541 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,505 Dawn, do not get soft right now. 542 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:26,505 I don't know what to believe. 543 00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:27,715 Believe me. 544 00:20:27,804 --> 00:20:29,854 Holy shit! 545 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,429 This market is falling harder than me in the shower. 546 00:20:32,512 --> 00:20:33,972 You can take a hike. 547 00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:35,553 What's the long faces? 548 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,507 Let's start celebrating before the world ends. 549 00:20:37,595 --> 00:20:39,255 Not really a good time to celebrate, Jammer. 550 00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,885 These two... 551 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:41,850 ...fucked me over. 552 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,139 What? 553 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,720 It's fucking done, all right? 554 00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:45,644 The Georgina play blew up in my face. 555 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,260 That's bullshit. 556 00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:48,715 Look, it's nice to have some family here 557 00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:50,514 at least to celebrate my birthday. 558 00:20:50,595 --> 00:20:52,845 Family, what are you--what are you talking about family? 559 00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:55,799 You think I came here for your pathetic fuckin' birthday? 560 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,347 What, are you nine? 561 00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,178 You want a GoBot or something? 562 00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:03,011 I'm here for my piece of the Georgina play. 563 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,345 You don't have any shares of Georgina. 564 00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,098 Or of the Jammer Group. 565 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,848 Bitch, I staked the Jammer Group. 566 00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:12,509 Why the hell do you think they call it the Jammer Group? 567 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:14,845 That was a gift for me 568 00:21:14,929 --> 00:21:16,929 because you were proud of me and what I-- 569 00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:19,801 Proud? Goddamn it, kid, you're embarrassing yourself. 570 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:22,255 You're not my son. 571 00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:23,675 If you were my son, 572 00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:25,302 you wouldn't have fucked up like this. 573 00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:27,097 We met in prison, for Christ's sake, Roland. 574 00:21:27,178 --> 00:21:28,178 What's the matter with you? 575 00:21:28,261 --> 00:21:29,601 Who's Roland? 576 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:30,759 You gave me your fucking lucky watch. 577 00:21:30,845 --> 00:21:32,295 You mean this fucking watch? 578 00:21:32,387 --> 00:21:34,047 They're 60 bucks, 579 00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:35,846 and I get 'em from a Chinaman in Koreatown. 580 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,349 Who's Roland? 581 00:21:37,428 --> 00:21:40,548 He's me. I'm him. It's-- 582 00:21:40,637 --> 00:21:41,887 I told you, Dawn. 583 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:43,720 He is all bullshit. 584 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,803 ♪ funky hip-hop music ♪ 585 00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:51,430 Oh, hey, let me take care of it. 586 00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:52,722 You got a little spot right here, man. 587 00:21:52,804 --> 00:21:54,644 Hey, I said no. You see this? 588 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,180 What the fuck are you doing? 589 00:21:56,261 --> 00:21:57,761 Yeah. What the-- 590 00:21:57,845 --> 00:21:59,095 Give me that bow! 591 00:21:59,178 --> 00:22:00,138 It's gonna be all right. 592 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,470 It's okay. 593 00:22:02,553 --> 00:22:04,433 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 594 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:05,932 One of us should take a steamy shit in Mo's car? 595 00:22:07,303 --> 00:22:10,223 I haven't felt this close to you since 596 00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:11,763 we ate our brother, Lonnie, in the womb. 597 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,640 Flip it. 598 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,390 Watch out. 599 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:16,760 Heads. 600 00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:19,351 Tails. 601 00:22:21,845 --> 00:22:23,965 Heads. 602 00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:25,473 You know what? I actually have to go anyway. 603 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,893 Oh, I know. 604 00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:28,391 Love you. 605 00:22:37,095 --> 00:22:39,385 Make it a wet one! 606 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:47,300 Look, Mo, 607 00:22:47,387 --> 00:22:49,177 I know you think you've lost everything, 608 00:22:49,261 --> 00:22:50,601 but you haven't. 609 00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:52,549 You will always have... 610 00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:53,847 the Honda. 611 00:22:53,929 --> 00:22:55,549 You're gonna need my shitty Honda. 612 00:22:55,637 --> 00:22:57,007 A bet's a bet. 613 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,888 You really are a fucking Boy Scout. 614 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,800 I'm sorry to interrupt your little drum circle here, 615 00:23:02,887 --> 00:23:04,387 you fucking hippies, 616 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:08,510 but I made a long-term investment in you, 617 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,295 and now I'm here to collect. 618 00:23:10,387 --> 00:23:12,297 Well, get it from them, all right? 619 00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:13,967 I taught 'em everything I know, 620 00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,013 and they used it to play me. 621 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:16,545 Bullshit! 622 00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:18,047 I taught you everything I know, 623 00:23:18,136 --> 00:23:19,426 which is how I know 624 00:23:19,512 --> 00:23:22,972 all of you are playing me. 625 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,103 It's over, Jammer. 626 00:23:24,178 --> 00:23:25,718 Holy shit. 627 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,304 Fat Fred just had a heart attack in the grain pit. 628 00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:29,677 Jammer, I'm telling you the truth. 629 00:23:29,762 --> 00:23:31,302 They won fair and square. 630 00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:32,757 They pulled off the Georgina play. 631 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,295 Wow, twist. 632 00:23:34,387 --> 00:23:35,717 Yeah, did all I could. 633 00:23:35,804 --> 00:23:36,804 You actually did a lot, 634 00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,887 didn't you, Mo? 635 00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:40,390 Like planting cocaine on Blair 636 00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:42,050 and laundering money for the Yakuza 637 00:23:42,136 --> 00:23:44,846 and parking all that Georgina stock illegally, 638 00:23:44,929 --> 00:23:47,509 so we can all agree that Maurice Monroe did all of that. 639 00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,845 Yes, Keith, Maurice Monroe did all of that, 640 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,300 although I'm not sure why we're listing this 641 00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:52,507 all in one sitting. 642 00:23:52,595 --> 00:23:54,045 But Keith's right. 643 00:23:54,136 --> 00:23:56,296 You're always right. 644 00:23:56,387 --> 00:23:57,887 You're the only one in this room full of fucking snakes 645 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,010 that never fucked me over for 15 years. 646 00:24:01,095 --> 00:24:03,295 Turns out you're the best friend I got in the world. 647 00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,135 Jesus Christ, I love you, man. 648 00:24:10,553 --> 00:24:11,803 Uh... 649 00:24:14,845 --> 00:24:17,255 Um, can I get some air? 650 00:24:17,345 --> 00:24:19,045 I-I just-- excuse me for a second. 651 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:23,890 ♪ tense music ♪ 652 00:24:28,428 --> 00:24:30,138 Listen up, you fucks. 653 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:33,050 I've been waiting all my life for a deal this sweet... 654 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:40,760 ...and I am not leaving here without my piece. 655 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:42,135 What the fuck are you gonna do about it, Jammer? 656 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,970 It's over. 657 00:24:44,053 --> 00:24:45,183 What the fuck am I gonna do about it? 658 00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:46,761 - Yeah. - How 'bout this? 659 00:24:46,845 --> 00:24:47,755 - My gun! - You think I'm fucking around? 660 00:24:47,845 --> 00:24:48,885 Oh, oh, okay, okay. 661 00:24:50,637 --> 00:24:52,847 Huh, you people think I'm fucking around? 662 00:24:54,595 --> 00:24:56,965 ♪ intense music ♪ 663 00:24:57,053 --> 00:24:58,353 Now who's fucking around? 664 00:25:00,095 --> 00:25:01,135 Holy shit, Keith! 665 00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:02,760 - Ow. - Keith! 666 00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:04,175 Ah! 667 00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:04,971 Mo! 668 00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:12,505 Nobody jams the Jammer! 669 00:25:14,845 --> 00:25:16,135 Mo! 670 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,050 Ah! 671 00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:18,756 Ah! 672 00:25:18,845 --> 00:25:20,635 Prick! 673 00:25:23,679 --> 00:25:25,799 Fuck me? 674 00:25:25,887 --> 00:25:27,427 Fuck you. 675 00:25:27,512 --> 00:25:29,512 Mo! 676 00:25:38,845 --> 00:25:40,635 Oh! 677 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:44,760 Fuck me. 678 00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:46,135 Fuck you! 679 00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:48,890 ♪ suspenseful synth music ♪ 680 00:26:07,970 --> 00:26:10,050 Boss. 681 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,426 I'm sorry. 682 00:26:12,929 --> 00:26:14,219 Fuck him. 683 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,393 No. 684 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,510 I'm sorry. 685 00:26:17,595 --> 00:26:20,425 ♪ solemn music ♪ 686 00:26:26,512 --> 00:26:27,852 Okay. 687 00:26:27,929 --> 00:26:28,969 Okay! 688 00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:30,473 Listen up, everybody! 689 00:26:30,553 --> 00:26:33,763 All right, fan out and find Maurice Monroe! 690 00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,595 What she said, motherfuckers! 691 00:26:46,762 --> 00:26:48,142 Mo. 692 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:51,260 Roland, whoever. 693 00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:55,390 Yeah, I know how this song goes. 694 00:27:19,011 --> 00:27:20,301 Yeah. 695 00:27:32,053 --> 00:27:33,303 Fuck. 696 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:35,297 Was a little bumpy, 697 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,007 but I think we stuck the landing. 698 00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:38,885 A man just died. 699 00:27:38,970 --> 00:27:40,600 I mean, 700 00:27:40,679 --> 00:27:42,259 he was kinda already knockin' on hell's door. 701 00:27:42,345 --> 00:27:44,715 Let's celebrate, partner. 702 00:27:47,929 --> 00:27:49,679 Ah. 703 00:27:56,512 --> 00:27:58,222 More for me! 704 00:27:58,303 --> 00:28:00,183 ♪ ominous music ♪ 705 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,761 - Go, go, go! 706 00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:03,095 He's got to be here somewhere. 707 00:28:03,178 --> 00:28:04,178 Look around! 708 00:28:04,261 --> 00:28:05,471 Mr. Monroe, you're under-- 709 00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:07,513 oh, it's just his secretary. 710 00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:09,675 Let's keep moving! Go, go, go! 711 00:28:09,762 --> 00:28:12,972 ♪ tense music ♪ 712 00:28:25,845 --> 00:28:29,795 ♪ Time, it goes so fast when you're having fun ♪ 713 00:28:29,887 --> 00:28:32,387 ♪ It's just another manic Monday ♪ 714 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:34,470 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 715 00:28:34,553 --> 00:28:36,433 ♪ Wish it was Sunday ♪ 716 00:28:36,512 --> 00:28:38,302 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 717 00:28:38,387 --> 00:28:40,177 ♪ 'Cause that's my fun day ♪ 718 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,221 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 719 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,763 ♪ My I-don't-have-to-run day ♪ 720 00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:45,595 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 721 00:28:45,679 --> 00:28:48,929 ♪ It's just another manic Monday ♪