1 00:00:01,470 --> 00:00:02,470 ♪ synth music ♪ 2 00:00:02,553 --> 00:00:04,893 ♪ Ooh ♪ 3 00:00:04,970 --> 00:00:07,010 ♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪ 4 00:00:07,095 --> 00:00:08,845 [Jammer] Previously on Black Monday... 5 00:00:08,929 --> 00:00:11,049 [explosion] 6 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:12,546 [Tiff] Ever since I put this on you, 7 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,257 it's just been a series of disasters. 8 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:15,755 This is cursed. 9 00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:17,345 ♪ dramatic music ♪ 10 00:00:17,428 --> 00:00:19,178 Your tie pin. 11 00:00:19,261 --> 00:00:20,641 [Tiff] I want you to have the other one 12 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:22,010 to remember me by. 13 00:00:22,095 --> 00:00:23,345 [Blair] Just a little something 14 00:00:23,428 --> 00:00:24,798 to remind us of the greatest lesson 15 00:00:24,887 --> 00:00:26,297 we've all learned from you, Mo. 16 00:00:26,387 --> 00:00:28,007 [watch ticking] 17 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:28,795 [both] Fuck 'em all. 18 00:00:28,887 --> 00:00:29,597 Fuck 'em all. 19 00:00:29,679 --> 00:00:30,799 Fuck 'em all. 20 00:00:30,887 --> 00:00:32,347 Mo, is that Tiff? 21 00:00:32,428 --> 00:00:33,428 [Mo] This is my friend Rod Jaminski. 22 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:35,302 He just died. 23 00:00:35,387 --> 00:00:36,007 [Keith] Your algorithm doesn't even fucking work. 24 00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:38,095 I-I'm working on it. 25 00:00:38,178 --> 00:00:39,798 How would you feel if we told your son and your boyfriend 26 00:00:39,887 --> 00:00:41,887 that they're going to jail for illegal share parking? 27 00:00:41,970 --> 00:00:43,350 [Dawn] Blair's in love with me, 28 00:00:43,428 --> 00:00:45,928 and I think I'm falling for him too. 29 00:00:46,011 --> 00:00:48,051 Blair's trying to make a move against both of us. 30 00:00:48,136 --> 00:00:50,386 He's trying to run the Georgina play for himself. 31 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:52,680 You really have crossed all the way over to the dark side. 32 00:00:52,762 --> 00:00:54,762 I learned it by watching you, Dad. 33 00:00:54,845 --> 00:00:57,345 [electronic beeping] 34 00:01:06,929 --> 00:01:09,849 ♪ upbeat percussive music ♪ 35 00:01:09,929 --> 00:01:15,009 ♪♪♪ 36 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,599 [watch snaps] 37 00:01:20,679 --> 00:01:22,099 - [watch snaps] - [watch snaps] 38 00:01:27,595 --> 00:01:28,505 [Kyle beeps] 39 00:01:28,595 --> 00:01:29,925 [screams] 40 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,603 [Dawn] I almost blew it last night. 41 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,219 Blair was feeling all lovey-dovey, you know, 42 00:01:37,303 --> 00:01:40,223 kissing my neck and--and-- and feeling me up, 43 00:01:40,303 --> 00:01:42,013 - grabbing my-- - Yeah, I get the jizz. 44 00:01:42,095 --> 00:01:43,095 I had to pretend like I found a lump 45 00:01:43,178 --> 00:01:44,758 just so I could get out of there 46 00:01:44,845 --> 00:01:46,385 without punching him in his lying-ass face. 47 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:48,970 I can't believe that you didn't know he was gay. 48 00:01:49,053 --> 00:01:51,053 Wait, me? You dated a girl for an entire year 49 00:01:51,136 --> 00:01:53,636 without realizing she was deaf. 50 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,430 I thought she was Czech. 51 00:01:55,512 --> 00:01:57,142 - It's a very similar accent. - No, it's not. 52 00:01:57,220 --> 00:01:58,510 Listen, don't worry about Blair, all right? 53 00:01:58,595 --> 00:02:00,045 He's gonna get his by not getting his. 54 00:02:00,136 --> 00:02:01,296 How? 55 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:02,927 Once we pull this Georgina play, 56 00:02:03,011 --> 00:02:03,971 - we liquidate their assets... - Yeah. 57 00:02:04,053 --> 00:02:05,513 ...bankrupt that bitch, 58 00:02:05,595 --> 00:02:07,385 and all the money flows into the Jammer Group. 59 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:09,600 Of which Blair owns six percent. 60 00:02:09,679 --> 00:02:11,009 Which is why I'm gonna do 61 00:02:11,095 --> 00:02:12,925 the exact same thing to the Jammer Group. 62 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:14,681 - What? - Turns out, there was 63 00:02:14,762 --> 00:02:16,852 a secret clause in my bylaws that have some real claws 64 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,050 that'll make Santa Claus come-- 65 00:02:18,136 --> 00:02:19,846 Okay. Okay, okay, one second. 66 00:02:19,929 --> 00:02:22,009 Can we ditch the wordplay until you finish explaining? 67 00:02:22,095 --> 00:02:24,925 Any majority owner can freeze out any minority owner, 68 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:27,801 which means you and I can stop Blair from cashing out 69 00:02:27,887 --> 00:02:30,137 while we liquidate the Jammer Group, right? 70 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,430 Bankrupt this bitch, take all that cash, 71 00:02:32,512 --> 00:02:35,142 and start our own company: the Mo Co. 72 00:02:35,929 --> 00:02:38,469 Okay, you're right, the Mo Experience. 73 00:02:38,553 --> 00:02:40,053 [laughs] 74 00:02:40,136 --> 00:02:41,346 Can you believe that we got him trapped 75 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:43,508 in a classic Catch-69? 76 00:02:43,595 --> 00:02:46,045 I just assume you're gonna tell me why it's not 22? 77 00:02:46,136 --> 00:02:47,796 The only way he can fuck us is if he gets fucked. 78 00:02:47,887 --> 00:02:49,467 So it's a Catch-22. 79 00:02:49,553 --> 00:02:51,303 Jesus Chri-- can we just focus on what's important, 80 00:02:51,387 --> 00:02:53,137 like how we're gonna keep champagne spray 81 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:55,430 - off our brand-new tuxes? - Mmm. 82 00:02:55,512 --> 00:02:56,972 It's gonna be like a championship locker room 83 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,473 - up in this bitch. - [laughs] 84 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,263 I can't believe you bought us all 85 00:03:00,345 --> 00:03:02,255 Bijan tuxes for your birthday tonight. 86 00:03:02,345 --> 00:03:03,505 Getting you all fitted without you finding out, 87 00:03:03,595 --> 00:03:04,595 now, that was the tricky part. 88 00:03:04,679 --> 00:03:06,389 Oh, yeah. 89 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:09,050 Dawny, I-- [sighs] 90 00:03:09,136 --> 00:03:10,846 I would have never got here without you. 91 00:03:12,303 --> 00:03:14,303 I can't think of anybody I'd rather celebrate with. 92 00:03:17,595 --> 00:03:20,675 Yeah, well, you just better be at your birthday, you know. 93 00:03:20,762 --> 00:03:22,762 I can't believe you no-showed last year. 94 00:03:22,845 --> 00:03:24,255 You missed Jesse Jackson 95 00:03:24,345 --> 00:03:25,885 telling Joe Piscopo's Joan Rivers impression 96 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:27,010 to go back to Hymie Town. 97 00:03:27,095 --> 00:03:28,755 Goddamn it, I miss everything. 98 00:03:28,845 --> 00:03:30,345 Yeah, well, let me tell you something: 99 00:03:30,428 --> 00:03:31,298 last year has got nothing on tonight. 100 00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:32,847 - Mm. - If I don't show, 101 00:03:32,929 --> 00:03:33,509 you better call the fucking morgue. 102 00:03:33,595 --> 00:03:34,545 Ooh! 103 00:03:34,637 --> 00:03:35,927 [cork pops] 104 00:03:36,011 --> 00:03:38,551 ♪ contemplative music ♪ 105 00:03:38,637 --> 00:03:43,177 ♪♪♪ 106 00:03:43,261 --> 00:03:44,551 - I am so sorry. - [Mike] Are you? 107 00:03:44,637 --> 00:03:45,797 'Cause they said you could have protected me, 108 00:03:45,887 --> 00:03:47,467 but you chose Mo. 109 00:03:47,553 --> 00:03:50,143 They're charging me with securities fraud. 110 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:52,550 I spent last night in a 12x12 cell. 111 00:03:52,637 --> 00:03:54,007 Well, if you think about it, 112 00:03:54,095 --> 00:03:54,795 it's kind of bigger than your apartment. 113 00:03:54,887 --> 00:03:56,347 Don't, don't. 114 00:03:56,428 --> 00:03:57,048 Look, I didn't think they were gonna do shit. 115 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:58,796 Oh, they did shit, 116 00:03:58,887 --> 00:04:00,717 and then I had to watch a man named Bertrude 117 00:04:00,804 --> 00:04:02,934 take a shit without breaking eye contact 118 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:05,011 with me for 15 minutes. 119 00:04:05,095 --> 00:04:06,715 There's no stalls, Keith. 120 00:04:06,804 --> 00:04:08,764 I can fix this, make this right. 121 00:04:08,845 --> 00:04:10,345 Just trust me. Just trust me. Don't-- 122 00:04:10,428 --> 00:04:11,928 - [earring clinks] - It's over, Keith. 123 00:04:12,011 --> 00:04:14,261 You can never fix this. 124 00:04:15,804 --> 00:04:17,934 We'll be in touch, Mike. 125 00:04:18,011 --> 00:04:19,801 You called our bluff on your boyfriend. 126 00:04:19,887 --> 00:04:21,507 Next up is your family. 127 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,215 [Deb] Give us Mo and this all goes away. 128 00:04:23,303 --> 00:04:24,553 And destroying the tape isn't gonna 129 00:04:24,637 --> 00:04:26,217 save your ass this time 130 00:04:26,303 --> 00:04:28,013 'cause we're gonna be listening to you live 131 00:04:28,095 --> 00:04:29,715 - with the latest technology. - So small. 132 00:04:29,804 --> 00:04:31,014 You guys don't understand, okay? 133 00:04:31,095 --> 00:04:32,385 Mo is my friend, my best friend. 134 00:04:32,470 --> 00:04:36,010 Mo is a piece of shit, and he's not your friend. 135 00:04:36,095 --> 00:04:37,755 Tell me, how much of the Georgina play 136 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:38,715 is he giving you again? 137 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:40,304 Oh, right, zilch percent. 138 00:04:40,387 --> 00:04:41,927 What has he ever done for you? 139 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:43,931 He gave me a job when no one else would. 140 00:04:44,011 --> 00:04:45,471 [Missy scoffs] 141 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,893 This is your moment of truth, Keith. 142 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:51,510 Seize it, or we're gonna seize your assets 143 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:54,095 and your ass, and we'll seize you in court. 144 00:04:54,178 --> 00:04:56,888 Just pick one, Deb. 145 00:04:56,970 --> 00:04:58,180 Seize you in court. 146 00:04:58,261 --> 00:05:01,141 ♪ ominous music ♪ 147 00:05:01,220 --> 00:05:06,430 ♪♪♪ 148 00:05:12,387 --> 00:05:13,297 [indistinct chatter] 149 00:05:13,387 --> 00:05:15,297 [applause] 150 00:05:15,387 --> 00:05:17,217 [Mo] All right, everybody, shut the fuck up real quick. 151 00:05:17,303 --> 00:05:18,973 [man] There you go. 152 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:21,893 Now, listen, we've been through a lot...of coke. 153 00:05:21,970 --> 00:05:23,100 [laughter] 154 00:05:23,178 --> 00:05:24,428 No, no, no, no, actually, 155 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:25,852 we have shared a lot of-- 156 00:05:25,929 --> 00:05:27,259 - Prostitutes. - And herpes. 157 00:05:27,345 --> 00:05:29,255 It was a zit. I have adult acne. 158 00:05:29,345 --> 00:05:31,175 [Mo] But through it all, 159 00:05:31,261 --> 00:05:33,641 we've had each other's backs, right? 160 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,390 And in exactly one minute 34, 161 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:38,760 it all pays off when we take over Georgina 162 00:05:38,845 --> 00:05:41,385 and strip that bitch like an IROC-Z. 163 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:44,100 Strip that bitch like Roxy from Cheetah's. 164 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,298 [laughter] 165 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:47,097 Strip that bitch like Rocky 166 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:49,428 stripped itself of all artistic merit 167 00:05:49,512 --> 00:05:52,602 with the three lesser received sequels. 168 00:05:52,679 --> 00:05:54,849 [cheers and applause] 169 00:05:54,929 --> 00:05:57,299 I have lined up buyers for all the Georgina warehouses, right? 170 00:05:57,387 --> 00:05:59,047 It's gonna be the biggest real estate deal 171 00:05:59,136 --> 00:06:00,256 in New York history. 172 00:06:00,345 --> 00:06:01,795 [cheers and applause] 173 00:06:01,887 --> 00:06:03,967 And we couldn't have done it all 174 00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:05,683 without the kid here, 175 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:07,262 who's become like a kid to me. 176 00:06:07,345 --> 00:06:09,505 - Ah. - No, really, I gotta tell you, 177 00:06:09,595 --> 00:06:11,755 it has been amazing to watch your evolution 178 00:06:11,845 --> 00:06:14,255 from punk-ass bitch to cold-ass mofo. 179 00:06:14,345 --> 00:06:16,715 [laughs] Come on, say a few words. Take a bow. 180 00:06:16,804 --> 00:06:18,014 - Well, it's been a real pleasure getting to know-- 181 00:06:18,095 --> 00:06:19,385 Okay, here we go: five... 182 00:06:19,470 --> 00:06:22,680 [all] Four, three, two, one! 183 00:06:22,762 --> 00:06:25,722 [all cheering] 184 00:06:28,095 --> 00:06:29,255 [screams] 185 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:33,095 [all cheering rhythmically] 186 00:06:33,178 --> 00:06:36,428 [Jammer] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 187 00:06:36,512 --> 00:06:37,642 [coughs and wheezes] 188 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,260 Maurice. 189 00:06:39,345 --> 00:06:40,715 [man] Oh, my God. 190 00:06:40,804 --> 00:06:42,894 [thud] 191 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,220 Wakey wakey, you fucking lightweight. 192 00:06:46,303 --> 00:06:48,223 You can't-- you can't be here. 193 00:06:48,303 --> 00:06:49,433 You're--you're dead. 194 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:51,052 You're dead. 195 00:06:51,136 --> 00:06:52,176 Welcome to hell. 196 00:06:52,261 --> 00:06:53,681 [Jammer laughs] 197 00:06:53,762 --> 00:06:55,472 I got ya. 198 00:06:55,553 --> 00:06:57,303 But I-I-I spread your ashes and everything. 199 00:06:57,387 --> 00:06:58,797 I mean, I cried for the first time 200 00:06:58,887 --> 00:07:00,677 since Reagan got shot and didn't die. 201 00:07:00,762 --> 00:07:02,102 It was a prank, bud. 202 00:07:02,178 --> 00:07:04,258 I'm the pranking prank king. 203 00:07:04,345 --> 00:07:05,925 The urn was filled with roadkill 204 00:07:06,011 --> 00:07:07,761 and my friend Bobby Durst's dogs, 205 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,465 maybe a wife or two. 206 00:07:09,553 --> 00:07:13,683 That is so fucking... incredible... 207 00:07:13,762 --> 00:07:15,262 [laughter] 208 00:07:15,345 --> 00:07:16,885 ...outrageous, and amazing. 209 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,890 Oh, my God! 210 00:07:18,970 --> 00:07:21,100 I had to find a way to surprise my boy on his birthday, 211 00:07:21,178 --> 00:07:22,848 for Christ's sake. 212 00:07:22,929 --> 00:07:24,599 Gang, this man made so much money 213 00:07:24,679 --> 00:07:26,719 the man made up laws to keep him in prison. 214 00:07:26,804 --> 00:07:29,934 My own personal Mr. Drummond, Rod "The Jammer" Jaminski. 215 00:07:30,011 --> 00:07:31,551 [applause] 216 00:07:31,637 --> 00:07:33,137 [chuckles] 217 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,100 [Yassir] That's why you named 218 00:07:34,178 --> 00:07:35,718 this place the Jammer Group. 219 00:07:35,804 --> 00:07:38,394 Oh, I thought it was hammer but Swedish. 220 00:07:38,470 --> 00:07:39,970 Why would he name it after a Swedish hammer? 221 00:07:40,053 --> 00:07:41,553 [Jammer] What are we chitchatting for, boys? 222 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:43,097 I've been in a bubble for I don't know 223 00:07:43,178 --> 00:07:44,298 how many fucking months, 224 00:07:44,387 --> 00:07:47,177 so let's all party until we die! 225 00:07:47,261 --> 00:07:47,931 [cheers and applause] 226 00:07:48,011 --> 00:07:49,721 Here we go. 227 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,474 [Mo] This is the best birthday ever! 228 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:53,973 Mo, can I talk to you in private? 229 00:07:54,053 --> 00:07:57,103 [all] Ooh! 230 00:07:57,178 --> 00:07:58,968 This party just got a little better. 231 00:07:59,053 --> 00:08:00,303 [laughter] 232 00:08:00,387 --> 00:08:01,427 I'm coming too. 233 00:08:01,512 --> 00:08:02,762 [all] Oh. 234 00:08:02,845 --> 00:08:04,545 No, no, I'll try anything twice. 235 00:08:04,637 --> 00:08:07,097 [all chanting] Jammer! Jammer! Jammer! 236 00:08:07,178 --> 00:08:08,928 Mo, we gotta talk. 237 00:08:09,011 --> 00:08:10,391 No, we gotta talk. 238 00:08:10,470 --> 00:08:12,010 You know, I'll start. [clears throat] 239 00:08:12,095 --> 00:08:13,255 ♪ Oh, Blair... ♪ 240 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:14,675 Fuck you. 241 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,012 Yeah, we know what you've been up to. 242 00:08:16,095 --> 00:08:17,135 I don't think you do. 243 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:18,890 [Mo] Oh, we do. 244 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:20,300 No, you don't. 245 00:08:20,387 --> 00:08:21,967 I'm sorry, Momo. 246 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,263 ♪ tense music ♪ 247 00:08:23,345 --> 00:08:25,505 What's happening? 248 00:08:25,595 --> 00:08:27,385 You're fired. 249 00:08:27,470 --> 00:08:30,050 And your piece of the Jammer Group is frozen. 250 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:32,546 Is what we're about to tell you, right, Dawn? 251 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,467 Oh, did you ruin the surprise? 252 00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:36,973 You'd have to have majority control to kick me out. 253 00:08:37,053 --> 00:08:39,183 Oh, baby, I do. 254 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:41,931 No, baby, you don't. 255 00:08:42,011 --> 00:08:43,051 I'm sorry, Momo. 256 00:08:43,136 --> 00:08:44,386 Why do you keep saying that? 257 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:53,390 ♪ foreboding music ♪ 258 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:54,760 Oh, fuck. 259 00:08:54,845 --> 00:08:56,505 [elevator dings] 260 00:08:56,595 --> 00:08:57,845 [Blair] It all started the night 261 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:59,639 you ruined my engagement party. 262 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,010 Dawn helped me figure out some things 263 00:09:01,095 --> 00:09:02,795 I'd been struggling with for a long time. 264 00:09:02,887 --> 00:09:04,387 Dawn, I'm really confused right now. 265 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:05,800 [sighs] 266 00:09:08,428 --> 00:09:10,008 I know. You're gay. 267 00:09:10,095 --> 00:09:11,885 What? No. 268 00:09:11,970 --> 00:09:13,720 No. Why does everyone keep saying that? 269 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,304 I'm sorry; isn't--isn't that 270 00:09:15,387 --> 00:09:16,387 what you were gonna say you're confused about? 271 00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:18,680 No. 272 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:21,642 No, what I was going to say was, I'm confused about Mo. 273 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,800 Is he up to something with me and Georgina? 274 00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:27,137 Because I found the Georgina document in the shredder, 275 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,850 and--and--and I could have sworn that that cop actor 276 00:09:29,929 --> 00:09:31,799 tonight at the party, 277 00:09:31,887 --> 00:09:33,547 he was the security guard 278 00:09:33,637 --> 00:09:35,217 who busted me for coke on the floor. 279 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:37,720 And I think I saw him in an ALF. 280 00:09:37,804 --> 00:09:39,434 Well, fuck all that. 281 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:40,852 I'm worried about you, Blair. 282 00:09:40,929 --> 00:09:42,349 Talk to me. 283 00:09:42,428 --> 00:09:43,638 I got a feeling I'm the only person 284 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,890 you can talk to about this. 285 00:09:45,970 --> 00:09:47,260 Yeah. 286 00:09:49,261 --> 00:09:50,761 I don't know. 287 00:09:52,387 --> 00:09:55,507 It's like...it's like when I first got to the city, 288 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:58,845 I kept seeing these ads for the McDonald's McRib. 289 00:09:58,929 --> 00:10:00,549 Do you know that thing? 290 00:10:00,637 --> 00:10:03,717 It's like a rack of ribs on a bun, except it's not. 291 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:07,014 It's something called restructured meat product, 292 00:10:07,095 --> 00:10:09,715 and they pressurize it into the shape of ribs, 293 00:10:09,804 --> 00:10:11,514 bones and all. 294 00:10:11,595 --> 00:10:13,675 Why would someone want a sandwich with bones in it? 295 00:10:13,762 --> 00:10:16,472 Exactly. It doesn't make sense. 296 00:10:16,553 --> 00:10:19,013 The bones aren't real. 297 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:21,215 ♪ unsettling music ♪ 298 00:10:21,303 --> 00:10:24,513 And I guess sometimes that's... 299 00:10:24,595 --> 00:10:26,795 that's how I feel, like I've... 300 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:32,641 ...like I've been pressed into this shape that... 301 00:10:34,887 --> 00:10:36,927 ...doesn't make sense to me. 302 00:10:41,970 --> 00:10:43,850 I don't know. I-- 303 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,505 I don't know what I feel. 304 00:10:48,637 --> 00:10:50,507 But I feel it in my bones. 305 00:10:50,595 --> 00:10:53,215 Do you like how I got back to bones? 306 00:10:53,303 --> 00:10:55,473 And you almost landed it. [chuckles] 307 00:10:56,387 --> 00:10:58,137 But I get it. 308 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:00,140 I felt that way before I got to the Jammer Group, 309 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,100 but... 310 00:11:03,637 --> 00:11:05,847 ...that's what's so great about New York. 311 00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:09,465 You can be who you are. 312 00:11:09,553 --> 00:11:11,303 And you'll figure out who that is, Blair, 313 00:11:11,387 --> 00:11:12,797 but whatever you do... 314 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:16,850 ...you can't marry Tiff. 315 00:11:16,929 --> 00:11:18,429 I know. 316 00:11:20,970 --> 00:11:23,050 But should we order some ribs? 317 00:11:23,136 --> 00:11:25,886 I could do a half slab. [laughs] 318 00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,510 [Dawn] Then when I was up at the lake house, 319 00:11:27,595 --> 00:11:29,215 Blair called me in the middle of the night 320 00:11:29,303 --> 00:11:31,103 and helped me figure out some things 321 00:11:31,178 --> 00:11:32,468 that I'd been struggling with for a long time too. 322 00:11:32,553 --> 00:11:33,263 What? 323 00:11:33,345 --> 00:11:34,925 Yes! 324 00:11:35,011 --> 00:11:37,141 Tiff's parents kidnapped her for the press. 325 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,800 I can't believe how fucked everyone is. 326 00:11:39,887 --> 00:11:41,927 They fucked their own daughter. 327 00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,261 Mo fucked me. 328 00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:44,095 Well, you know what? 329 00:11:44,178 --> 00:11:45,888 Fuck 'em all. 330 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:47,300 Let's you and I run the Georgina play. 331 00:11:47,387 --> 00:11:48,097 That's right. 332 00:11:48,178 --> 00:11:49,348 I know you knew. 333 00:11:49,428 --> 00:11:50,848 You're too smart not to. 334 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:53,885 I can't. 335 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:55,760 I just--I can't-- I can't do that to Mo. 336 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,385 Oh, Jesus, Dawn, for someone so smart, 337 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,390 you have a real blind spot for Mo. 338 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,470 - There's a good man in there. - Where? 339 00:12:02,553 --> 00:12:04,473 You built that place with him, 340 00:12:04,553 --> 00:12:07,853 and he made you beg to get even less than you deserve. 341 00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:09,799 He acts like the only reason you got anywhere 342 00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:11,967 is because you slept with him. 343 00:12:12,053 --> 00:12:13,683 That is bullshit! 344 00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,852 Okay, I am the best trader in that shithole. 345 00:12:15,929 --> 00:12:18,349 - I'm the best trader anywhere. - Exactly. 346 00:12:18,428 --> 00:12:20,598 Look, you set me straight or whatever the other night, 347 00:12:20,679 --> 00:12:22,259 and now I'm gonna set you straight. 348 00:12:22,345 --> 00:12:23,885 It's your time, Dawn. 349 00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,850 Mo's been holding you back for long enough. 350 00:12:25,929 --> 00:12:27,299 Be who you are. 351 00:12:27,387 --> 00:12:29,137 Here's the plan: 352 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,180 first, I'm gonna get a fucking cordless phone. 353 00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:32,761 [Mo] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 354 00:12:32,845 --> 00:12:34,675 Why would you make me think that you were dating 355 00:12:34,762 --> 00:12:36,392 and then turn right back around and tell me that you're gay? 356 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:37,850 Because I knew you'd never give up 357 00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,929 the six percent of the Jammer Group to Blair 358 00:12:40,011 --> 00:12:42,011 unless you thought it was your idea. 359 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,795 [Blair] The only way to fuck you without you knowing 360 00:12:43,887 --> 00:12:45,637 was to convince you you were fucking me at the same time. 361 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,430 Catch-69. 362 00:12:47,512 --> 00:12:49,222 Honestly, it was a lot easier than we thought. 363 00:12:49,303 --> 00:12:51,643 You were jealous of us all year for no reason. 364 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,720 We just had to give you one. 365 00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:55,224 Blair is in love with me, 366 00:12:55,303 --> 00:12:58,143 and I think that I'm falling for him too. 367 00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:59,470 [Blair] And then add in a dash 368 00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,223 of your coke-fueled paranoia 369 00:13:01,303 --> 00:13:03,683 about how everyone's out to get you...to get you. 370 00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:04,722 I just bumped into Tiff, all right? 371 00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:06,854 Now, she's pretty plastered, 372 00:13:06,929 --> 00:13:08,349 but she still managed to drop a couple bombshells like... 373 00:13:08,428 --> 00:13:09,348 [whispers] I'm in. 374 00:13:09,428 --> 00:13:10,508 We're doing the me play. 375 00:13:10,595 --> 00:13:12,675 - I cut Tiff in. - Yeah? 376 00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:14,302 She took it surprisingly well, considering she just found out 377 00:13:14,387 --> 00:13:16,097 her marriage and her kidnapping were a sham. 378 00:13:16,178 --> 00:13:19,008 It's gonna cost us, but she's gonna set up Mo. 379 00:13:19,095 --> 00:13:21,505 She can't wait to use her "acting." 380 00:13:21,595 --> 00:13:22,845 Just like theater camp, 381 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,849 I'm always getting fucked by gay guys. 382 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,100 Wait a minute, what do you-- 383 00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:27,428 And he's gonna run to me, 384 00:13:27,512 --> 00:13:28,682 and I'm gonna run him in circles. 385 00:13:28,762 --> 00:13:29,682 Blair is gay. 386 00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,142 Oh, no, not Blair. 387 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,220 I'm gonna... 388 00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:33,933 ...kill that motherfucker. 389 00:13:34,011 --> 00:13:35,511 Yeah, that's good. That's good. I like that. 390 00:13:35,595 --> 00:13:36,925 [Mo] So six percent I gave you 391 00:13:37,011 --> 00:13:39,891 plus her 15 percent, that's 21. 392 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:42,140 I'm sure the other 30 percent came from the Leighmans. 393 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,300 - [Dawn] Yep. - But how? 394 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,257 The algorithm. 395 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,175 Once I accepted the fact 396 00:13:46,261 --> 00:13:48,051 that the only thing it was good for was losing money, 397 00:13:48,136 --> 00:13:49,756 I realized I could spot a loser from a mile away. 398 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,505 I rewrote the code to automatically sell 399 00:13:51,595 --> 00:13:53,425 when a stock hit a certain threshold to diminish losses, 400 00:13:53,512 --> 00:13:55,222 portfolio insurance. 401 00:13:55,303 --> 00:13:57,303 I wanted to call it the Blair bag, 402 00:13:57,387 --> 00:13:59,427 like airbag but with my name, 403 00:13:59,512 --> 00:14:01,262 or the Blair-achute, 404 00:14:01,345 --> 00:14:03,295 but I'm not a fucking pussy anymore. 405 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,175 Wow. 406 00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,761 Well, fuck me. 407 00:14:07,845 --> 00:14:09,545 I mean, I guess you already did that. 408 00:14:09,637 --> 00:14:11,597 And I deserved it... 409 00:14:11,679 --> 00:14:14,139 from him, but from you? 410 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,930 Jesus Christ, Dawn, how could you do this shit? 411 00:14:16,011 --> 00:14:17,551 What a punk move. 412 00:14:17,637 --> 00:14:18,847 I mean, didn't we have some good times together? 413 00:14:18,929 --> 00:14:20,599 Good times? This isn't about you, Mo. 414 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,139 - This is about me. - Oh. 415 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:23,970 - Punk move, really? - Yeah. 416 00:14:24,053 --> 00:14:25,603 If I were a man, they'd just call it business. 417 00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:26,849 - It's just business, Mo. - Well, you know what? 418 00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,049 I taught you the fucking business. 419 00:14:28,136 --> 00:14:29,596 I have an MBA from Northwestern. 420 00:14:29,679 --> 00:14:30,889 Oh, here we go, throw that shit up in my face. 421 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:32,010 You could set your clock by that one. 422 00:14:32,095 --> 00:14:33,595 I literally never mention it. 423 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:35,049 You know what? I dropped out of seventh grade. 424 00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:37,006 - Sorry, Dawn, sue me. - I never cared, Mo. 425 00:14:37,095 --> 00:14:37,885 - Bullshit you didn't care. - Bullshit I never cared! 426 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:38,890 [Blair] Guys, guys. 427 00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:40,600 Let me get my camcorder 428 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,799 'cause I love it when Mommy and Daddy fight. 429 00:14:41,887 --> 00:14:43,097 - Motherfucker. - What the fuck? 430 00:14:43,178 --> 00:14:45,178 - Hey, hey, hey! - [Yassir] Yo, yo! 431 00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,511 Check it out! The market's taking a huge shit right now. 432 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,545 [loud indistinct shouting] 433 00:14:51,637 --> 00:14:53,047 It's down 200 points. 434 00:14:53,136 --> 00:14:54,596 [Blair] Wow, that's even more than we thought. 435 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:56,599 The fuck did you guys do? 436 00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:58,599 [Dawn] Well, once we saw how easily the Leighmans 437 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:00,299 let Blair's video game take over their whole portfolio, 438 00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:01,967 we couldn't resist. 439 00:15:02,053 --> 00:15:03,553 Well, if it isn't Robert Downey syndrome. 440 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,217 I was hoping I'd run into you with my Porsche, 441 00:15:06,303 --> 00:15:07,893 but I had to sell that car 442 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,470 when your algorithm wiped out my account 443 00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,433 and fucked me from VP down to bean counter. 444 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:13,142 Literally, I work at the soybean pit 445 00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:14,680 hawking Jap fart marbles 446 00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:16,432 like some sort of Mick Dago Yid mutt. 447 00:15:16,512 --> 00:15:19,182 Wow, you really hit everyone there. 448 00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,761 Well, despite that slurry of slurs, 449 00:15:21,845 --> 00:15:23,175 I came to make it up to you. 450 00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:25,101 This will get you back in that corner office. 451 00:15:25,178 --> 00:15:27,218 [Blair] After it worked for him for a month, 452 00:15:27,303 --> 00:15:29,103 Ty convinced all of Morgan to use the algorithm too. 453 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,048 But what Leighman and Morgan didn't know 454 00:15:31,136 --> 00:15:33,596 was that we put a tiny glitch in the program 455 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:35,799 that would sell their entire portfolio 456 00:15:35,887 --> 00:15:38,507 when a certain blue chip stock started dropping. 457 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:39,965 Georgina Jeans. 458 00:15:40,053 --> 00:15:40,973 Georgina Jeans. 459 00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:42,763 [Blair] And, of course, 460 00:15:42,845 --> 00:15:43,845 the Georgina play triggered a major sell-off. 461 00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:45,349 And then you shorted the market. 462 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,178 Well, that was Dawn's idea. 463 00:15:47,261 --> 00:15:50,181 I mean, what's 100 mill when you can make two? 464 00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,431 Stupid. 465 00:15:51,512 --> 00:15:54,392 [both laugh] 466 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,260 [Dawn] Mo, listen. 467 00:15:56,345 --> 00:15:57,425 Mo? 468 00:15:57,512 --> 00:15:58,852 Are you gonna barf? 469 00:15:58,929 --> 00:16:01,009 Uh, just, uh, having a little bit 470 00:16:01,095 --> 00:16:03,595 of an out-of-money experience. 471 00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,259 You guys have any fucking idea what you've done? 472 00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:07,385 It's a minor market correction. 473 00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:09,010 Correction? 474 00:16:09,095 --> 00:16:11,005 Blair, what did I tell you fucking day one? 475 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:13,175 Computers don't make trades. Men do. 476 00:16:13,261 --> 00:16:16,471 And men are superstitious and scared and stupid, 477 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:17,683 and when they see two big houses selling, 478 00:16:17,762 --> 00:16:19,432 they're gonna fucking panic, 479 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,602 and panic spreads like wildfire, like chlamydia. 480 00:16:22,679 --> 00:16:23,929 - I can't believe-- - What? 481 00:16:24,011 --> 00:16:25,681 That we beat you and the market? 482 00:16:25,762 --> 00:16:27,052 I was gonna say I Can't Believe It's Not Butter 483 00:16:27,136 --> 00:16:29,426 'cause that shit spreads real nice. 484 00:16:29,512 --> 00:16:31,972 People are gonna lose their fucking houses, 485 00:16:32,053 --> 00:16:33,763 their jobs, their livelihoods, 486 00:16:33,845 --> 00:16:35,385 their fucking everything, Blair. 487 00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,390 So? 488 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:37,640 [scoffs] 489 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,350 [Mo] Wow. This isn't a stock play. 490 00:16:39,428 --> 00:16:41,848 It's a Steinbeck play, Grapes of Wrath shit. 491 00:16:41,929 --> 00:16:43,849 Well, congratulations, assholes. 492 00:16:43,929 --> 00:16:45,599 You just broke the fucking world. 493 00:16:45,679 --> 00:16:47,219 I think you're exaggerating. 494 00:16:47,303 --> 00:16:48,393 Am I? 495 00:16:48,470 --> 00:16:49,930 [distant scream] 496 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:51,931 ♪ Six o'clock already ♪ 497 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,391 ♪ I was just in the middle of a dream ♪ 498 00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:57,470 [screaming, wailing] 499 00:16:57,553 --> 00:16:59,393 ♪ I was kissin' Valentino ♪ 500 00:16:59,470 --> 00:17:02,220 ♪ By a crystal blue Italian stream ♪ 501 00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:03,603 ♪♪♪ 502 00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:05,179 [indistinct shouting] 503 00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,181 ♪ But I can't be late ♪ 504 00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:10,351 ♪ 'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid ♪ 505 00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:13,178 [indistinct shouting] 506 00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:15,181 ♪ These are the days ♪ 507 00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:19,301 ♪ When you wish your bed was already made ♪ 508 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:22,547 ♪ It's just another manic Monday ♪ 509 00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:24,347 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 510 00:17:24,428 --> 00:17:26,598 ♪ I wish it was Sunday ♪ 511 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,139 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 512 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:30,260 ♪ 'Cause that's my fun day ♪ 513 00:17:30,345 --> 00:17:32,005 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 514 00:17:32,095 --> 00:17:34,095 ♪ My I-don't-have-to-run day ♪ 515 00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:35,348 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 516 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:39,678 No, fuck! Not the Georgina play! 517 00:17:39,762 --> 00:17:41,142 The market's crashing. 518 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:42,720 It's happening again, Len, just like '29. 519 00:17:42,804 --> 00:17:44,264 We're not going out like Grand-père. 520 00:17:44,345 --> 00:17:46,095 No Leighmans are dying today! 521 00:17:46,178 --> 00:17:47,888 Stop talking and just move everything into gold. 522 00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,180 - Dammit! - What? 523 00:17:49,261 --> 00:17:50,891 We're locked out of our positions. 524 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:51,970 The algorithm, it's selling everything we own. 525 00:17:52,053 --> 00:17:53,803 I can't stop it. 526 00:17:53,887 --> 00:17:55,597 This was all a Jammer Group plot to screw us. 527 00:17:55,679 --> 00:17:58,139 Yeah, well, nobody screws us but us. 528 00:17:58,220 --> 00:18:00,220 I-I-I-I meant-- 529 00:18:00,303 --> 00:18:01,603 I know what you meant. 530 00:18:01,679 --> 00:18:03,389 I meant that the only one smart enough 531 00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:06,720 to technically get the better of us is technically us. 532 00:18:06,804 --> 00:18:08,144 You're just a little haphazard 533 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,510 with your word choices, all right? 534 00:18:09,595 --> 00:18:11,095 I mean, all siblings take baths together, 535 00:18:11,178 --> 00:18:13,008 you know, when they're younger, 536 00:18:13,095 --> 00:18:14,425 and then what--what's the cutoff age, eight, nine? 537 00:18:14,512 --> 00:18:16,012 Yeah, you're preaching to the choir. 538 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,385 In Europe, there is no cutoff. 539 00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,850 Forty five, I don't know. 540 00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:19,759 Can you please just stop the algorithm? 541 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:20,925 - Stop yelling at me! 542 00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:22,261 - Stop the fucking algorithm! 543 00:18:22,345 --> 00:18:25,295 ♪ ominous music ♪ 544 00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:30,257 ♪♪♪ 545 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:34,298 [knock on door] 546 00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:35,637 What? 547 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,507 [Dawn] Look, Mo. 548 00:18:42,595 --> 00:18:44,385 You always said if I wanted something from you, 549 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,140 I had to take it. 550 00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,140 I'm sorry, Mo, 551 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:51,680 but it's my time, 552 00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:55,262 and if it's any consolation, you know, 553 00:18:55,345 --> 00:18:57,385 this--this--this whole thing, 554 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,680 it was in motion before I even knew about the ring and... 555 00:19:01,762 --> 00:19:04,432 Does it matter? [scoffs] 556 00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:06,682 Does any of this fucking shit matter anymore? 557 00:19:06,762 --> 00:19:08,352 It's just us, you know what I mean, 558 00:19:08,428 --> 00:19:10,008 round and round on a fucking roller coaster, 559 00:19:10,095 --> 00:19:12,045 like you called it. 560 00:19:12,136 --> 00:19:13,426 I'm done with it. 561 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:14,552 I want to get off. 562 00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:16,257 For real, 563 00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:19,095 or is this just a joke about gettin' off? 564 00:19:20,053 --> 00:19:21,603 I'm out of jokes. 565 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,350 Look, I-- 566 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,970 I love you. 567 00:19:31,053 --> 00:19:33,553 But you know that already. 568 00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:36,007 So what is there even left to say? 569 00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:39,257 [sighs] 570 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,005 Fuck the play. Fuck the money. Fuck 'em all. 571 00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:45,345 Okay, it really is just us. 572 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:53,220 [exhales] 573 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:00,795 Pretty unorthodox proposal. 574 00:20:00,887 --> 00:20:03,427 [Blair] He didn't buy that ring five years ago. 575 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:04,852 He bought it yesterday. 576 00:20:04,929 --> 00:20:06,139 Get the fuck out of here, Blair. 577 00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,800 I had a PI follow you, Maurice. 578 00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:11,007 You sent Chad upstate yesterday 579 00:20:11,095 --> 00:20:12,795 to buy that ring to cover your ass. 580 00:20:12,887 --> 00:20:15,297 [Mo] No, I sent Chad to pick up my new Limbo yesterday. 581 00:20:15,387 --> 00:20:17,297 - He was never gonna propose. - Dawn. 582 00:20:17,387 --> 00:20:19,847 That's not true, okay? This is real. 583 00:20:19,929 --> 00:20:21,549 Nothing about you is real. 584 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,007 You are all bullshit. 585 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,505 Dawn, do not get soft right now. 586 00:20:25,595 --> 00:20:26,505 I don't know what to believe. 587 00:20:26,595 --> 00:20:27,715 Believe me. 588 00:20:27,804 --> 00:20:29,854 [Jammer] Holy shit! 589 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,429 This market is falling harder than me in the shower. 590 00:20:32,512 --> 00:20:33,972 You can take a hike. 591 00:20:34,053 --> 00:20:35,553 What's the long faces? 592 00:20:35,637 --> 00:20:37,507 Let's start celebrating before the world ends. 593 00:20:37,595 --> 00:20:39,255 Not really a good time to celebrate, Jammer. 594 00:20:39,345 --> 00:20:40,885 These two... [laughs] 595 00:20:40,970 --> 00:20:41,850 ...fucked me over. 596 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,139 What? 597 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,720 It's fucking done, all right? 598 00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:45,644 The Georgina play blew up in my face. 599 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,260 That's bullshit. 600 00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:48,715 Look, it's nice to have some family here 601 00:20:48,804 --> 00:20:50,514 at least to celebrate my birthday. 602 00:20:50,595 --> 00:20:52,845 Family, what are you--what are you talking about family? 603 00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:55,799 You think I came here for your pathetic fuckin' birthday? 604 00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,347 What, are you nine? 605 00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,178 You want a GoBot or something? 606 00:20:59,261 --> 00:21:03,011 I'm here for my piece of the Georgina play. 607 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,345 You don't have any shares of Georgina. 608 00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,098 Or of the Jammer Group. 609 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,848 Bitch, I staked the Jammer Group. 610 00:21:09,929 --> 00:21:12,509 Why the hell do you think they call it the Jammer Group? 611 00:21:12,595 --> 00:21:14,845 That was a gift for me 612 00:21:14,929 --> 00:21:16,929 because you were proud of me and what I-- 613 00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:19,801 Proud? Goddamn it, kid, you're embarrassing yourself. 614 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:22,255 You're not my son. 615 00:21:22,345 --> 00:21:23,675 If you were my son, 616 00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:25,302 you wouldn't have fucked up like this. 617 00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:27,097 We met in prison, for Christ's sake, Roland. 618 00:21:27,178 --> 00:21:28,178 What's the matter with you? 619 00:21:28,261 --> 00:21:29,601 Who's Roland? 620 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:30,759 You gave me your fucking lucky watch. 621 00:21:30,845 --> 00:21:32,295 You mean this fucking watch? 622 00:21:32,387 --> 00:21:34,047 They're 60 bucks, 623 00:21:34,136 --> 00:21:35,846 and I get 'em from a Chinaman in Koreatown. 624 00:21:35,929 --> 00:21:37,349 Who's Roland? 625 00:21:37,428 --> 00:21:40,548 He's me. I'm him. It's-- 626 00:21:40,637 --> 00:21:41,887 I told you, Dawn. 627 00:21:41,970 --> 00:21:43,720 He is all bullshit. 628 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:47,803 ♪ funky hip-hop music ♪ 629 00:21:47,887 --> 00:21:49,387 ♪♪♪ 630 00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:51,430 [man] Oh, hey, let me take care of it. 631 00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:52,722 You got a little spot right here, man. 632 00:21:52,804 --> 00:21:54,644 Hey, I said no. You see this? 633 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,180 [Chad] What the fuck are you doing? 634 00:21:56,261 --> 00:21:57,761 Yeah. [shouts] What the-- 635 00:21:57,845 --> 00:21:59,095 Give me that bow! 636 00:21:59,178 --> 00:22:00,138 [Larry] It's gonna be all right. 637 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:01,470 It's okay. 638 00:22:02,553 --> 00:22:04,433 [Lenny] Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 639 00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:05,932 One of us should take a steamy shit in Mo's car? 640 00:22:06,011 --> 00:22:07,221 [laughs] 641 00:22:07,303 --> 00:22:10,223 I haven't felt this close to you since 642 00:22:10,303 --> 00:22:11,763 we ate our brother, Lonnie, in the womb. 643 00:22:11,845 --> 00:22:12,635 [giggles] 644 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,640 Flip it. 645 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,390 Watch out. 646 00:22:15,470 --> 00:22:16,760 [both] Heads. 647 00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:19,351 [both] Tails. 648 00:22:21,845 --> 00:22:23,965 [both] Heads. 649 00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:25,473 You know what? I actually have to go anyway. 650 00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:26,893 Oh, I know. 651 00:22:27,011 --> 00:22:28,391 [chuckles] Love you. 652 00:22:37,095 --> 00:22:39,385 Make it a wet one! [laughs] 653 00:22:40,762 --> 00:22:42,052 [mouthing words] 654 00:22:44,845 --> 00:22:45,885 [engine revs] 655 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:47,300 [Blair] Look, Mo, 656 00:22:47,387 --> 00:22:49,177 I know you think you've lost everything, 657 00:22:49,261 --> 00:22:50,601 but you haven't. 658 00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:52,549 You will always have... 659 00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:53,847 the Honda. 660 00:22:53,929 --> 00:22:55,549 You're gonna need my shitty Honda. 661 00:22:55,637 --> 00:22:57,007 A bet's a bet. 662 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:00,888 You really are a fucking Boy Scout. 663 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,800 I'm sorry to interrupt your little drum circle here, 664 00:23:02,887 --> 00:23:04,387 you fucking hippies, 665 00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:08,510 but I made a long-term investment in you, 666 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,295 and now I'm here to collect. 667 00:23:10,387 --> 00:23:12,297 Well, get it from them, all right? 668 00:23:12,387 --> 00:23:13,967 I taught 'em everything I know, 669 00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,013 and they used it to play me. 670 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:16,545 [Jammer] Bullshit! 671 00:23:16,637 --> 00:23:18,047 I taught you everything I know, 672 00:23:18,136 --> 00:23:19,426 which is how I know 673 00:23:19,512 --> 00:23:22,972 all of you are playing me. 674 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:24,103 It's over, Jammer. 675 00:23:24,178 --> 00:23:25,718 [Keith] Holy shit. 676 00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:28,304 Fat Fred just had a heart attack in the grain pit. 677 00:23:28,387 --> 00:23:29,677 Jammer, I'm telling you the truth. 678 00:23:29,762 --> 00:23:31,302 They won fair and square. 679 00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:32,757 They pulled off the Georgina play. 680 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,295 Wow, twist. 681 00:23:34,387 --> 00:23:35,717 Yeah, did all I could. 682 00:23:35,804 --> 00:23:36,804 [Keith] You actually did a lot, 683 00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,887 didn't you, Mo? 684 00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:40,390 Like planting cocaine on Blair 685 00:23:40,470 --> 00:23:42,050 and laundering money for the Yakuza 686 00:23:42,136 --> 00:23:44,846 and parking all that Georgina stock illegally, 687 00:23:44,929 --> 00:23:47,509 so we can all agree that Maurice Monroe did all of that. 688 00:23:47,595 --> 00:23:49,845 [Mo] Yes, Keith, Maurice Monroe did all of that, 689 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,300 although I'm not sure why we're listing this 690 00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:52,507 all in one sitting. 691 00:23:52,595 --> 00:23:54,045 But Keith's right. 692 00:23:54,136 --> 00:23:56,296 [scoffs] You're always right. 693 00:23:56,387 --> 00:23:57,887 You're the only one in this room full of fucking snakes 694 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,010 that never fucked me over for 15 years. 695 00:24:01,095 --> 00:24:03,295 Turns out you're the best friend I got in the world. 696 00:24:04,929 --> 00:24:07,259 [scoffs] 697 00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,135 Jesus Christ, I love you, man. 698 00:24:10,553 --> 00:24:11,803 Uh... 699 00:24:14,845 --> 00:24:17,255 Um, can I get some air? 700 00:24:17,345 --> 00:24:19,045 I-I just-- excuse me for a second. 701 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:23,890 ♪ tense music ♪ 702 00:24:23,970 --> 00:24:26,970 ♪♪♪ 703 00:24:27,053 --> 00:24:28,353 [engine revs] 704 00:24:28,428 --> 00:24:30,138 [Jammer] Listen up, you fucks. 705 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:33,050 I've been waiting all my life for a deal this sweet... 706 00:24:33,136 --> 00:24:34,346 [engine revs] 707 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:40,760 ...and I am not leaving here without my piece. 708 00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:42,135 What the fuck are you gonna do about it, Jammer? 709 00:24:42,220 --> 00:24:43,970 It's over. 710 00:24:44,053 --> 00:24:45,183 [Jammer] What the fuck am I gonna do about it? 711 00:24:45,261 --> 00:24:46,761 - [Mo] Yeah. - How 'bout this? 712 00:24:46,845 --> 00:24:47,755 - [Dawn] My gun! - You think I'm fucking around? 713 00:24:47,845 --> 00:24:48,885 Oh, oh, okay, okay. 714 00:24:48,970 --> 00:24:50,550 [engine revs] 715 00:24:50,637 --> 00:24:52,847 Huh, you people think I'm fucking around? 716 00:24:52,929 --> 00:24:54,509 [engine winds down] 717 00:24:54,595 --> 00:24:56,965 ♪ intense music ♪ 718 00:24:57,053 --> 00:24:58,353 [Jammer] Now who's fucking around? 719 00:24:58,428 --> 00:25:00,008 - [gunshot] - [Dawn screams] 720 00:25:00,095 --> 00:25:01,135 [Mo] Holy shit, Keith! 721 00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:02,760 - Ow. - [Dawn] Keith! 722 00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:04,175 Ah! 723 00:25:04,261 --> 00:25:04,971 [Dawn] Mo! 724 00:25:05,053 --> 00:25:05,973 [groans] 725 00:25:06,053 --> 00:25:09,263 ♪♪♪ 726 00:25:09,345 --> 00:25:10,755 [gasping] 727 00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:12,505 [Jammer] Nobody jams the Jammer! 728 00:25:14,845 --> 00:25:16,135 [Dawn] Mo! 729 00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,050 [Jammer] Ah! 730 00:25:17,136 --> 00:25:18,756 Ah! 731 00:25:18,845 --> 00:25:20,635 Prick! 732 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,390 [Jammer groans] 733 00:25:23,679 --> 00:25:25,799 Fuck me? 734 00:25:25,887 --> 00:25:27,427 Fuck you. 735 00:25:27,512 --> 00:25:29,512 [Dawn] Mo! 736 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,545 [groaning] 737 00:25:31,637 --> 00:25:33,757 [growls] 738 00:25:33,845 --> 00:25:35,425 [Jammer screams] 739 00:25:35,512 --> 00:25:37,142 [groaning] 740 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:38,760 [explosion] 741 00:25:38,845 --> 00:25:40,635 [all] Oh! 742 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,390 [labored breathing] 743 00:25:42,470 --> 00:25:44,760 Fuck me. 744 00:25:44,845 --> 00:25:46,135 Fuck you! 745 00:25:46,220 --> 00:25:48,890 ♪ suspenseful synth music ♪ 746 00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:54,050 ♪♪♪ 747 00:26:07,970 --> 00:26:10,050 [Keith] Boss. 748 00:26:10,136 --> 00:26:11,426 I'm sorry. 749 00:26:12,929 --> 00:26:14,219 Fuck him. 750 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,393 No. 751 00:26:16,470 --> 00:26:17,510 I'm sorry. 752 00:26:17,595 --> 00:26:20,425 ♪ solemn music ♪ 753 00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:21,602 [sighs] 754 00:26:21,679 --> 00:26:26,429 ♪♪♪ 755 00:26:26,512 --> 00:26:27,852 [Deb] Okay. 756 00:26:27,929 --> 00:26:28,969 Okay! 757 00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:30,473 Listen up, everybody! 758 00:26:30,553 --> 00:26:33,763 All right, fan out and find Maurice Monroe! 759 00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,595 What she said, motherfuckers! 760 00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:40,639 ♪♪♪ 761 00:26:46,762 --> 00:26:48,142 [Dawn] Mo. 762 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:51,260 Roland, whoever. 763 00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:52,885 [scoffs] 764 00:26:52,970 --> 00:26:55,390 Yeah, I know how this song goes. 765 00:27:19,011 --> 00:27:20,301 Yeah. 766 00:27:22,595 --> 00:27:24,675 [door opens, closes] 767 00:27:32,053 --> 00:27:33,303 Fuck. 768 00:27:33,887 --> 00:27:35,297 Was a little bumpy, 769 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,007 but I think we stuck the landing. 770 00:27:37,095 --> 00:27:38,885 A man just died. 771 00:27:38,970 --> 00:27:40,600 [scoffs] I mean, 772 00:27:40,679 --> 00:27:42,259 he was kinda already knockin' on hell's door. 773 00:27:42,345 --> 00:27:44,715 Let's celebrate, partner. 774 00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:47,264 [sniffs] 775 00:27:47,929 --> 00:27:49,679 Ah. 776 00:27:56,512 --> 00:27:58,222 More for me! 777 00:27:58,303 --> 00:28:00,183 ♪ ominous music ♪ 778 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,761 - [door bangs] - [Missy] Go, go, go! 779 00:28:01,845 --> 00:28:03,095 He's got to be here somewhere. 780 00:28:03,178 --> 00:28:04,178 Look around! 781 00:28:04,261 --> 00:28:05,471 Mr. Monroe, you're under-- 782 00:28:05,553 --> 00:28:07,513 oh, it's just his secretary. 783 00:28:07,595 --> 00:28:09,675 Let's keep moving! Go, go, go! 784 00:28:09,762 --> 00:28:12,972 ♪ tense music ♪ 785 00:28:13,053 --> 00:28:17,893 ♪♪♪ 786 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,760 [scoffs] 787 00:28:25,845 --> 00:28:29,795 ♪ Time, it goes so fast when you're having fun ♪ 788 00:28:29,887 --> 00:28:32,387 ♪ It's just another manic Monday ♪ 789 00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:34,470 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 790 00:28:34,553 --> 00:28:36,433 ♪ Wish it was Sunday ♪ 791 00:28:36,512 --> 00:28:38,302 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 792 00:28:38,387 --> 00:28:40,177 ♪ 'Cause that's my fun day ♪ 793 00:28:40,261 --> 00:28:42,221 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 794 00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:43,763 ♪ My I-don't-have-to-run day ♪ 795 00:28:43,845 --> 00:28:45,595 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 796 00:28:45,679 --> 00:28:48,929 ♪ It's just another manic Monday ♪ 797 00:28:49,011 --> 00:28:53,931 ♪♪♪ 798 00:28:54,011 --> 00:28:56,891 [watch ticking]